The Woody Show April 24th 2024 Podcast

AI Music Generator, Scream Day, News Headlines & More! 

Episode Transcript

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Is it lies the Woody Show.This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training

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Class is now in session. Agood morning, everybody. Today is Wednesday.
It is April the twenty fourth,twenty twenty four. Hello and welcome.
We are in the Woody Show.Middle of the week. That's great
news. Thanks for being here onmorning. That's Ravy, got Greg Gory

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menaces here, what is There's SammySea Bass, We got bored Caroline.
They're here in the Woody Show productiondepartment. People as go like, what
is the production department? Well,yeah, it's audio production. So they're
in there. They're chopping up abunch of audio and you know, sending
things out two different stations that needit and helping us out with some things
like by the way, archiving everythingthat we use for you know, our

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vacation time and everything else. They'revery busy in there always. They're like
listening to like fourteen different things allat the same time. Plate spinnin anyway,
so that's what they're doing in there. We got Morgan our current employee
of the month. Yeah, sheis our associate producer and then we got
Vaughan he's our video producer. He'shere. Phones are open at eight seven

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seven forty four, Woodie. Youcan also hit us over the text over
to two to nine eighty seven.Coming up for you on the show this
morning, The AI Music Generator.So this has kind of been a big
thing. Menace has been talking aboutit, Sea Bass has been talking about
it, and it's it's scary howgood it is. It is incredibly good,
and it just gets better and betterand better. Yeah, so we've

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got some some AI songs. EvenVon threw together a couple of AI songs
inspired by the Woody Show. Uh. Also, we're gonna have Rabi's nerd
Out Report before the hours up Birthday'sPorno Birthday. Just a bunch of stuff
to get to this morning, includinga couple of fun facts here. Oh
really all right, but this,seventy two percent of men are anxious about
how their body smells on any typicalday. Fifty two percent worry they have

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body odor and aren't even aware ofit. So yes, fifty nine percent
would want someone to tell us ifwe stink, and I, oh,
don't hold it in. I believeyou know, with certainly I told the
buddy that he stank, and eversince then he doesn't smell anymore. Yeah,
like something wasn't aware of it.Yeah, some people really aren't aware

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of it. Yeah, bo peopledon't know their bo people. Yeah,
yeah, how do they not?I mean, do I do I stink?
No? You cologne? You loud? No, it's not always really
good. Everything's loud to brav right, No, you smell good? What
are your target shopper? I don'tknow who is it? A target shopper?
Right here? Bravy? Yeah that'syou won't go there Costco or eat

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food again? Yeah, braby,as we've just established three times right here
in the last thirty seconds, isan anomaly. Yeah, most people go
to Target. Most people go toCostco. But I don't know if you
notice this in the men's section,it just gets bigger and bigger and bigger
with self care products, right,so, like you know, the Rock
has its own stuff now, butthere's also this product line called Mando.

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I don't know if you saw this, but it's like body deodorant for your
whole body. So it's like yourPIDs, your package and your feet,
you know what. It's a thingright now, full body deodorant men and
women. I think I've heard auh, I think I heard a commercial
on the station about the man.I don't if it was Mando but Loomy.

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I don't know what it was,but I think it was a full
body what it was called, butit was a full body because it was
like it was women talking about howit's a deodor that you can use for
any pits and for your Really,they kept like dancing around it. Yeah
you know, but yeah, foryour for your crotch and for your pits
and like whatever sink, yeah everywhere, but look like, okay, so

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I understand, like, you know, uh, your armpits, but like
if you've got crotch stink, like, is there something more you should be
doing? You should be at theYou got to use Mando, but set
a couple of crab traps. Butimagine putting deodorant on your feet. That's
kind of odd. I don't know. I mean, there's sprays that you
can get for your shoes that willdeodorize the shoes so that maybe your feet

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don't stink as much when you're takingthem out of your shoes. I don't
know. I don't know. Whenyou apply though, do you wait till
your feet stink and then apply No, sure, yeah, yeah, it's
probably just the odor that you wouldput on when you put any other deant.
Wow. Yeah. Although Target doesnot carry my deodorant anymore. Really
yeah, the air and extra dryspray. They don't carr anymore. So

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I got a slummeet at Walmart,which got no problem going to Walmart.
But the difference between my Target andmy Walmart is that I have to have
somebody come over to open up thecase to get the deodorant out of there,
which I don't. Yeah. Iwill go other places to get stuff,
just so I don't have to dealwith everything at the Walmart's locked up
though. Weak. Yeah, I'msurprised they still make yours. Well,

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apparently it's still a big seller,because every time I go there, like
the supplies run down to like oneor two packs left. Really they come
in a two pack. My dadis so weird, my dad. I
have never lived with my dad.When I was three years old, but
like after three, I've never livedwith my dad. We end up using
the same deodorant, the same exactdeodorant. Weird now, Yeah, because

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I'm the only person I know thatuse of the spray deodorant of any kind.
Right, they have some now Isee that they're like in smaller like
canisters. They're like really tiny.Oh that would never last for you because
what he's like, because see raybeRaby's a long experience. When I get
down to it, when you getI wait for you to be there.

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That's you take no, because likewhen you get when when the when the
can is fresh, it comes outvery strong, right, so you can
just go and then you're done asthe can gets like towards the bottom.
I've only ever caught you late inthe can. Seriously, from when the
time I would say it's like halfused to the end, it's like it
doesn't really come out. It doesn'tcome out as much like it's more just

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air than it is. Yeah,it's more air than it is actual.
Uh after only half yeah, wow, yeah, it just loses it's like
oomph, I guess right, whatabout traveling? Like you can't take that
it's more than three ounces. Sowell, if i'm checking a bag,
I use that if I'm not,if you're not, I'll go with that
clear stick that I like, ohdegree I think it is, and then

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it's It's one of those I've beentelling you about greg where it doesn't leave
any It doesn't even like degree whitesilvery film that it leaves. It even
says right there, it says,uh clear, it will not mark shirts
and black shirts like black shirts,no white streaks, nothing, all right?
Nice. I keep meaning because Ibought a big thing of it at

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Costco, and I keep meaning tobring it in. I was gonna give
you, I was gonna give youone. Give them a stick. Yeah,
I was gonna give them a stickbecause there was like ten that came
in and do it better. Speakingof another place that Raby won't go,
it's talk Costco for a second.Oh yes, here's a fun fact.
Did you know that there are threestates that don't even have a single Costco.
Really, I would have thought morewhere am I moving? Rhode Island,

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West Virginia, Wyoming. All theother states have at least one.
Really, I would have thought Alaskadidn't have one. But this is a
new report uncovering the most popular Costcoproducts, and they broke it out by
by states. Okay, I'm notgonna give you like all the state information,
but overall, the most popular itemis the googles Cheddy Mac, white
cheddarshells, so mac and cheek,because that is the most popular for shoppers

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in four different states. I mean, no other item. Is that a
made mac or is that like youboil it? I don't know. You
want to google it? Of it? Goodles g O O D L E
S. I'm assuming it's a premiumcheeddy Mac. I'm sure it'll come up
in Costco. Uh. I knowthe items had four states, but several
tie with three states, including uh, Virginia for the Trident fish sticks.

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Yes, fishing Forever, gay fish. Let's have some fish box then,
and some of them are gluten freeauctions. I know. Uh, the
Reeses dipped animal crackers, those arethe big winners in Kentucky. Heck,
the General Mills Morning Summit cereal isnumber one in Pennsylvania and in ten Axis.

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The Kirkland Prosecco. That's their brandof Bubbly Greg. Yes. I
had it because I was hoping thatit would be good, and I do
not like it it really. Yeah. It has a purple label. It
looks like Lamarca, but Costco brand, and it's not good. Most popular
in California. The majority of Costco'smost popular products nineteen of the thirty of

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their own Kirkland brand. Personally,I prefer the Kirkland toilet paper. Oh
yeah, yeah, it's the perfectIt's wider than like what you'll get with
other brands. Yeah, it's wider. It doesn't shedge, it doesn't shed
or dust as much, you know, like sometimes. Yeah, that's nice
that toilet paper dust gets everywhere.Yeah, that's where we get our paper.

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Yeah. So you got the KirklandPremium paper towels, you got the
Kirkland three berry blend, also theKirkland fresh berries, the Kirkland maple syrup,
Kirkland leggings, you guys, arepopular in New Mexico. Now in
New Jersey it's the Kirkland signature stretchtight plastic food wrap. Oh, it's

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got people in Jersey crazy. Sothey're saran wrap basically. And then the
Wuzoo globe fan is a popular Costcobranded item. Three states, Like I
said, they don't have a Costcoyet, Rhode Island, West Virginia,
Wyoming. You got to get onboard. Yeah, you know what I'm
not hearing. Chicken salad doesn't seemto be a favorite anywhere well, you

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know what, I have not broughtup the chicken salad because I realize you
guys are losers. Another thing adthat was okay. So in the matter
of ten minutes, we've had likewhat five things that brabies alterned her nose
up at. Well that you canremember. I'm not a fan of instant
diarrhea like tea. Yeah, butthe list is shorter of what doesn't give

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her instant diarrhea at this point.So I say, the giant cookie on
the list next year? What thegiant cookie? That's the food court thing?
Dude, you are so every timefood the costco comes up. It's
just it, it's so good.I hate to break to everybody. The
food court is not that great.Yeah, I mean it's a stupid food
court. It's just not It's it'sa hot dog and a soda for buck
fifty. Now is that a deal? Sure? Given about that? Isn't

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great about the cookie? The cookie? Okay? But but I mean you've
like gone to the mat for chickenbake, chicken bake. I'm back on
for the mat. I've not gonenot you. Oh yeah, I love
the chicken bake. Chicken bake,the pizzas the pizza is so good.
I love the repeat. It's agood deal. I'm not saying it's bad,
but it's you know, I justdon'tkay. There's nothing to get overly

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excited about. Court worship. Yes, yes, although although I do like
the T shirts and the hats thatthey sell, well, they don't sell
them at Costco, but you canbuy them online. It's got a picture
of the menu item of the dollarfifty hot dog soda. Commo says,
I got that dog in me.I just think it's funny. I just
think it's funny. I support it. But all hail Costco love phones are

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It's a Wednesday morning. Yeah,it's April to twenty fourth, twenty

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twenty four. I'm Mordy. That'sraving. Yeah, Greg Goring. Hi,
Rody, we got menace. What'sup? There's sea mass Sammy's here.
Phones are open at eight seven sevenforty four. Wooding. It's eight
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really gonna ask yourself what could gowrong? Robot dogs with flame throwers attached
to their head are now available tobuy. They're awesome. They're not unaffordable,
right, I know they're They're like, they're badass. Yeah, look
at this thing. So many TikTokersare going to buy these six you show

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Vaughn. Here you go, vaughcheck out the Yeah, look at this,
dude. The flames are I wouldthink the robot part would be more
than that, but the company iscalled throw Flame and they've got something called
the therminator, but you operate it'slike a remote control through Wi Fi or
Bluetooth. It could shoot flames upto thirty feet. Yeah. The website

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claims that they're legal in all fiftystates, which I would question doubt.
They're probably a couple of pussy states. That lot real fa I was gonna
say, you can't get can't getflavored zin's or chewing tobacco in every state,
right, Well, flamethrowers. Youcan't get good fireworks someplaces, but
you're gonna be able to buy thisthing that you throwing dog, But those

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aren't legal in every state. Theflamethrower. That's what he's saying. Yeah,
that's what right now. The companyclaims that this this thing is robot
dog with the flamethrower is legal inall fifty states. Doubt of that,
but you do need a special permitin California and Maryland. There you go.
The website lists eight different things thatit's perfect for. They include controlled

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burns, yeah, ice and snowremoval totally bass okay, clearing weeds,
pyrotechnics for entertainment, clear weeds andforests and also for a great pest removal
for it. How many fail storieshave we seen where it's like there's like

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a hornet's nest or some kind ofspider and someone tries to use like just
even like a little blow torch orwhatever. We their whole house down right.
Oh yeah, those wafts are dead? Yeah is dead? Yeah again,
this could be yours for the lowlow price of only nine thousand,
four hundred American dollars. Videos Rednecksare going to be going into debt for

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this. Yeah. I love itthat their flamethrower itself is less than one
thousands. You already have a flamethrower. I have a no No, I
have a pro paane uh gun?Yeah, a lighter, right, I
have a big lighter attached to apropaine tank. This thing actually it's the
Elon one right that we've used forThanksgiving. Right, But that's not cons

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a flamethrower. It's not thirty feet, it's not thirty feet. But again,
it's a pro paine tank with alittle bit of a nozzle on it.
This thing actually ignites a it lookslike a liquid fuel and then sprays
it like you know, again,what could go wrong? Style? Fire
companies across the US or gun whatcould go wrong? Everything? What's the

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fuel here? Obviously, chat GBThas become a major problem for schools,
students using it more and more astheir go to source for you know,
cutting corners, cheating things like that. There's a software company called turn it
In, and they've got a plagiarismdetection program which they use to look at
more than twenty two million papers thatstudents have turned in over the last year,

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and they found that eleven percent ofthem appeared to be at least twenty
percent made up of AI generated writtenlanguage, with three percent of the papers
being at least eighty percent Oh wowwritten by Well they do it. They
do it all wrong because you haveto run it through multiple ais. Right.

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But my problem with that, man, this is any launder money?
Right? What's your turn paper?Whatever? It be so generic at that
point that once it goes through thethird AI generated like medicisms in it.
Let's be honest, the teachers reallyreading these things? You know what I'm
saying? Why are we Why arewe even bothering learning guys? That was

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your statement? That wasn't the statement. Are they teachers really reading all these
things I would assume I like tobelieve they are. Well, oh you
mean like when yes, that's theirjob. Yes, I thought you were
talking about reading these studies. They'rerunning them through AI to to do these
I think they're probably running them throughlike AI detection software. Okay, attention

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to student teachers, excuse me,menace things. You don't do your jobs.
You've been preaching that for like youjust said, I know, this
is my one time. This ismy one time statement thinking like are they
reading like all those papers? Thatis a lot. Look bottom line,
have a I write the term paper, have AI read it, and then

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we can all just you know,play video games, watch netlik that's right,
that's where we can all go liveon the wall ship. That's what
I've been plunged. Let me isthat happening? I know you mean?
I mean if I if I wasa teacher and I had a stack of
papers that I had to read thisweekend, I would I might run through
them like quickly. Greg's the sameguy that had those flyers to hand out

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and got paid to hand out theflyers, and they put them right in
the garbage some down the sewer.I'm in a dumpster that flamethrower or Greg,
here's eighty papers to read through.What do you want to do?
Flthrower? And that's what Ravey's beensaying. Department. A recent study published

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by this radio astronomer, Michael Garrett, he's got a quote daunting warning for
all mankind concerning the potential problems thatcan come with rapid AI development. According
to his data, runaway artificial intelligencecould end up wiping out human civilization within
one hundred years from now. We'llbe God who cares whatever, says.

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The rapid development of AI might culminatein the emergence of artificial suit super intelligence
or as I, and then asI could act as a great filter that's
responsible for the scarcity of advanced technicalcivilizations in the universe. I'm getting a
dog, according to his day toaka The Terminator movies. Yeah, James

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Cameron. Yeah, So back toyour point, The only really good silver
lining here is that will all bedead by then? So you know what
else? Die in the initial blast, right raving? Oh yes, die
immediately? All right? Now,couldn't you use AI to teach you how
to defeat AI? What? Rightnow? Yeah? Well, that's what

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Sarah Connor was trying to do youknow, reprogram the terminators, reprogram I'm
saying, but I couldn't you useA like so like a person can't figure
out how to you know, dealwith this issue, like, oh,
AIS, so make AI do it? Yeah, planning on killing USA aul,
Like, couldn't we then use AIto defeat AI? Well, look
at T two. The terminator wasa total protective sweet right exactly because it

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was reprogrammed, right, So don'tworry about it right now, so you
have our little protector. You gotto figure like the advance since what the
nineties one of the exactly, they'llbe nice, they'll be cool, they'll
be fun. It is you cankeep that II from turning bad. Why
couldn't you keep the first AI fromturning bad? Right? They're not sentient
beings yet. According to a newgovernment commissioned report called an Action Plan to

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Increase the Safety and Security of AdvancedAI, the rise of advanced AI has
the potential to destabilize global security justas much as any nuclear weapon. That's
the other thing. If you canfind AI with quantum computing, oh dude,
it's it is over computers, morepowerful a million times. It potentially
to human extinction through weaponization and lossof control. The report suggested a blue

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blueprint plan for intervention, and theplan begins with establishing interim advanced AI safeguards
before you know, making them intolaw, and then that would be you
know, an international thing from there. International. Yeah right, oh yeah,
I'm sure that perfectly, Yeah right, yeah, yeah, get it
right. But this is something wecan all agree with the world, right,

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and it has proven very willing towork together. Some measures could even
include a new AI agency putting aleash on the level of computing power AI
is set at. Yeah, we'lldial back, Are we promise? China's
like, oh, yeah, surewe are. They're like, we'll just
turn it off. Can't we justuse it for deep fakes of your favorite
celebrity doing porn, right, ifyou're like, you know, like the

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music stuff that we're talking about.Microsoft just came out with a new AI
it's called a visa or visa somethinglike that, where it's it's one single
picture, any photo, and it'sit's almost and it's not available to the
public yet, but anybody could defakeanything anytime. Start World War three.

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Let's just use it for nudity purpose. That's what doctor Berg is building his
bunker. Yep, because it's goingdown. It's like I got all this
money. I don't want to diein the first round of murders, Raby
does, I can build a kickass bunker. Back to the young kids
turning in the paper, six sixone said, it's pretty funny when a
kid tells you they didn't plagiarize,and then you say, hey, show
me the site it came from,and yeah, cite your source. Yep.

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This one, says a wife ofa high school English teacher. They
do read every single paper, andyou can almost tell instantly any AI constructed
paper, especially when an average Cstudent turns into something that sounds like college
level exactly, like all of asudden menace, sounds like a genius like
Einstein level stuff. Here, wayto go. Two one five says,

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I don't know if y'all remember Watson, but he wanted to destroy humans,
so they had to unplug him.Yeah right, Jeffardy Watson playing computer IP
Watson. Remember how scared everybody wasWatson? Yeah, how are you going
to do that computer with what wasten years ago? It's gonna kill us,
but you can kill it by I'mplugging it right, I'm going to

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turn it off for now until itbuilds its own sol light. Have you
been watching all like the AI CEOstalk about the development of the you know,
AI and how fast it's moving.They all seem so likable. Oh,
I'm sure you know. I'm like, oh my god. That's because
that's they they know they want tobe the ones that they have a spar

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well, I'll serve you master,right, that's what they're all like to
this AI music stuff that people havebeen talking about it. We've been talking
about So manutes, what do youdo? You had? Like this one
is actually not music, but youcan use the program for music. So
I I was on the program justlike learning and doing some tests and then
so I took a piece of textto make into audio. And when I

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went onto the program and said,hey, we're doing maintenance right now,
you should come back later for abetter result. But I ended up just
staying on the website and using thetext. And so I did something that
were you trying to do it?I was trying to get it to do
a sentence talking about barbecue. Andby the time and by and by the

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time it got to the word meat. It started just like flipping out because
they're doing this maintenance thing and theresult is crazy barbecue spot with a huge
menu with plates you can customize withall kinds of meat, meat meat what

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sah, Oh, so you didn'tdo that. That's not a sound that
you made. No, that's thecomputer question. Are you using AI to
do your commercial? No? No, I've never once did that. I
screamed at the audience to be honest, To be honest, I am eats.

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Yeah, I'm like meat. Yeah, I'm like, can it be
passable? But it's not passable.It's just so weird. Is that supposed
to be your voice menace or nowjust yeah? I was supposed to my
voice. Yeah, it's the thingwith a voice cloning. It's not great.
It's not great yet, but it'sgetting there. Yeah, that's incredible
barbeque spot with a huge menu withplates you can customize with all kinds of

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meats. Metes mates, why isit always screw up? But it gets
to meet? This is a separateone. Yeah, this is a different
clip, and every time it gotto meet, it starts tripping out.
First of all meat meats metes mates, nates mates mates, mah you know
what's so funny. It's weird.That's funny. It sounds it sounds like

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the real outtakes for when Menace istrying to record something else does That's what
I thought. This wasn't ma marim its barbeque spot with a huge menu
with plates you can customize with allkinds of meats, meats, mates mates,

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mates, mates ma ma ma.Weird. That's I think it's scary.
That's weird. It's like you're scared, right right. We were talking

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about AI before the break and ceBass and Menace have been talking a lot
about these uh you know AI musicmusic. Yeah, they've gone and gotten
really really really good at music.Yeah. So like the voice over stuff
not as great yet not yet stillpretty good. It's pretty good there,
but like, yeah, if youhave a large sample of someone's voice,

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the voice cloners are pretty good.Yeah. But the music stuff has already
been past month or so. It'sgotten amazing. And there's two big companies,
Suno and Udio, and they're gonnaget sued because they've clearly they've clearly
ripped off every genre. They didn'tthey didn't hire a bunch of studio musicians
come in here and track, youknow, jazz and country, so hip
hop because I want to see howeasy it is. Yeah, you see,

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bass has some songs that he puttogether through AI. All right,
and the thing is too you givethe AI a couple of things like here's
I want a nineties West Coast rapsong about menace. He likes X,
Y and Z. The AI willgo out find those things, reference them,
see how they're talked about in warin the world, like the culture
like chat. Yet would take that, bring it back in and make a
song that most of the time makessense pretty damn well because you can go

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out and you can tweak lyrics afterwards, but you're just giving it. Hey,
Menace, he likes these things.Give me a nineties West Coast rap
song and it comes up with stufflike this, all right, the street
Pray loves Chicken fingers death how hegets fan but he's got a blunt to
the loop so much to sprance calledthem too wita taste, but of chicken.

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But men, it's the stommach.It keeps sold kick and Chimney and
Chimmy is too Punch's right. Theykeep men's company. Saynis chance read but
you don't chance away his chicken fingers, the ship pulling down the street foot
is Prince. He's in the fastright. That's really good. I didn't

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tell it, I said, Menace, can't read it, said, oh
I found it, like yeah,yeah, he's a Mackie you know,
picked the styles and he's an EnglishWest Coast rapper because he has to go
to the loo loo. Now canyou keep like higher quality like HD quality?
Uh? Versions of it? Iwill say this, you usually have

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to hit it up because when youever tell you generate a song, it
gives you two options. I usuallyhad to generate about ten songs to get
something because again, the vocals sometimesare weird. Sometimes the lyrics are very
generic. And to make it soit's like a high quality like uh that
one hand, like a different bitrate, like we're just like, oh
I hear you like a wave file. I haven't seen that option yet.

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It will be there a couple ofweeks. So it sounds like studio quality,
but like the mixing and the vocalsin that are professional. That's yeah.
Is that a template like does itsay name hobbies, where is he
from? Or do you just kindof put in give you examples like I'll
say, like, for instance,it'll say, tell me what they're like.
I'll give you some genre examples.If you know nothing about music.
And I feel like, for theSammy one, what'd you put in?

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So I put two thousands pop youknow, dumb stuff like alphar or whatever
that she would like, Yeah,and put some things about the sammy.
And this is what it gave us. No time for worries, no time
to contemplate. She's too bad beingshe's a constant state. They call the
names. Say she's not very smart, but say it's too time. With

(29:53):
the spears, she'll never fall.She's sipping from talking talus and of course
she s astrology. Oh that's actuallyreally good. And all those incredible all

(30:21):
those hardie rappers and people that areout of business people are saying this is
going to kill musicians, jingle writers. It's not gonna kill your mainstream artists,
right yeah, jingles, commercials,and right now it's being used for
stuff like this, making fun ofyour friends. So I put in stuff
about Ravy and I put in giveme something about Raby from the Woody Show,

(30:44):
from the type of music that shewould have listened to when she was
a teenager and gave me this allright, she's got to cats and a
lap Grand London, reading the hairand Potter with a good friend Bubby Donny.
He rolls up a joint for thedevil, this drench stoking that many

(31:08):
Jane within. She lets me she'sbreaking man's parts and friend nose allots,
exploring pleasures with six toys and boodo. You know how she do? Yeahfg

(31:38):
it you can pictures get better.Yeah, that was the hardest because the
one thing these music generators don't doyet is they don't let you specifically name
an artists like I said, giveme a depeche Mode song. Okay,
now there are workarounds you can,like, are there people like eighties New
Waves? Eighties New Waves since Iwas one, or something more like nine

(32:00):
inch nails for Greg and this onegave me alright, alright, that's awesome.

(32:25):
But yeah again it's it's great forparody songs, but also for jingles,
like for the Woody Show, let'ssay, because we all of our
jingles are well except for the onesMiles did are basically just everyone saying the
name of the song or a segment, which is pretty boring. So I
started to spice it up and classit up, for like something like guess
who's gas? All right? Whodropped the ball? Guess who's guess it's

(32:50):
time to sing along? Was itWoody with a fruity too or Ravy with
a stinky salute? Didn't Neice letout a cheeky blast? Or was it
Greg who want it so fast?You're on a quest to find the culprit's
name? Yes, whose guess?Guess whose? Guess? It's a mystery
to solve. That's get involved.That was really good. Wow, Guess

(33:23):
guests now has a theme. That'sall the TV themes compared. Yeah,
you can go and you could say, give me an instrumental intro, give
me just this line like yess who'sguess? And then give me the right
so you can go in and customize. Once it gives you the example,
you can go and refine things.So I don't know these programs like you
guys do this. A question mightbe obvious, but do you actually write

(33:43):
the lyrics or you can't literally piecesto what I did on that exact Like
for a lot of these ideas,I told it first like a couple of
sentences about what I want Okay,I want Gregory he likes but hates Butterfly,
right, and it'll give you somethingthat sometimes is awesome, most of
the time sucks, like I said. And then you go and you say,
I want to do a custom version. And it was real easy because
you I want to change this word. I want to change this line,
greg it looks like Microsoft word.Basically. Yeah, the writers are actually

(34:09):
the most powerful people out of allthis stuff, the people that were tripping
out the most where their jobs weregonna go away, like let's say with
the movie industry. I think they'reactually the they jumped the gun. They're
the most powerful people because they cancome up with creative writing that will come
up with awesome video and audio likethis one for the Freak of the Week,

(34:30):
the Freaks out the Week. It'supen from the old every Alicia fantasy
in a world of feat diapers,seeing loud and proud. There's no dispute

(34:51):
where the freaks a week and solike I didn't write sound like a Nickelodeon

(35:15):
show. Who like who owns that? Like? Who owns the rights to
that? So Microsoft partnered with oneof these I think so, and then
the other one Udio is a newerone. But as far as the rights
go, I think it's it's likeall there's still figures. That's where the
murky areas we'll see, like allall artwork, artwork like visual images created

(35:35):
by a I are not the propertyof anybody, right menace Right, it's
just like public use. Well,they're trying to figure out, okay,
what was your source material? Andthen that's so that's where they kind of
get the needs of because those lawsuitsare still happening, and it's gonna happen
for for artwork, for music,it's gonna happen for all this stuff because
like obviously this was trained on realmusic, but it isn't like if somebody

(35:58):
if somebody was inspired by some thing, right, like you say, an
artist drew a picture, right,what were you inspired by? Yeah,
there's a difference between the inspired byand blatantly ripping off and physically actually taking
something and using it to train.I think eventually we'll get to a point
where like, Okay, if thiswas sourced from something, that will that

(36:20):
source will get some type of royaltyoff because right now it cannot be copyrighted.
Alright, what else you got these? Oh, it's pretty good.
Yeah, they're not terrible so far. The Ravy ones my favorite. It's
perfect. Well, I got Woody'sfavorite genre, which is two thousands of
butt rock. You know, yourlimp biscuits. You're oh yeah, yeah,
that sort of stuff. And Ijust threw in some stuff out Woody

(36:42):
and this is what he gave meaway that we made the street stuff not
stop pullinary life chickenhout. Can youadjust like the mix on stuff like you

(37:24):
okay, because like that's one thingI wanted to do, but I wanted
to do but I didn't just sowe could actually hear what it gives you.
Because yeah, like the vocals needto bring I would bring up there,
I'd bring the guitars down. Youcan't do that in program yet.
Now you and me could do that, we could take it, separate the
aud but yeah, they don't allowyou to be part of the program pull
pull the guitars up and down.Because there are other AI programs. You

(37:45):
could take any song and you canlike lift the lyrics off of line everything.
Yeah, everything and separated that andthe other thing too, Like I
said about these like the SOUNO andthe audio programs, is it searches the
internet for stuff. So like inthis program, all I said was give
me a song about Seabas from theWoody Show. That's all I told it.
And this is what it game.He's got the can't we said,

(38:07):
yeah, right, he's he's agenus. He's touched so easy, you

(38:30):
know, uh huh, that's allI said. Interesting from the wood Show
makes the women's clams quick. Ithink, wait, you know it's always
perfect, but they know if peoplereally wanted about they should look up the
video version of this stuff. Andit's called sorah I say it wrong,

(38:52):
but it's s O R s OR A. Yeah, that's a.
Yeah, it's basically you really.I don't think you can use it yet
personally weight I'm on the waiting list, but yeah, it says like here
the examples they give you like giveme a Dalmatian walking across whatever, and
it's a full on, like HDrealistic. There's a lot of times that
the a I you see, likethe fingers will screw up or something.

(39:12):
Oh wow, is that the oneyou showed me minutes? But it was
a Golden Retriever playing a piano andit was all AI right. Another one
is hyper h A I P ER. Doesn't like you can create little
two second videos on that. Andthis is the reason Tyler apparently ty Tyler
apparently Tyer apparently, Yes, Ivoice I can say correctly. That's why
he canceled that eight hundred million dollarstudio expansion, because maybe it just a

(39:37):
few years before you could create anyprofessional animation. Yeah, yeah, I
just typed in uh sea bass tothe AI music generator. This is what
it came up with for me.When you tell if you're losing, that's

(39:58):
all I put it. Strange,No, do you have better tips from
me or whatever? Some topic usingsome rogain roguin fun. Well, let
me give me the lowdown on thebillboard situation. So we put up a

(40:22):
bunch of different billboards all throughout socow. I think there's like six different,
six different ones. One of themsaid and had the Woody Show logo
on there and said another public nuisancethat George Gascon won't do anything about accurate,
And people thought it was really funny. We all thought it was funny.
Look it just it's loved it.It's sat tire. We're making fun

(40:43):
of you know this Saturday Night Livedoes the same thing. When it comes
to politics or you know, we'renot we're not running for office. It's
not outrageous, no, no,it was hashtaga hashtag facts anyway, just
silly the fight to even get thatone up because there were some people in
our company that thought that we weregoing to be labeled as racist for that,

(41:04):
which I'm like, but I throwingout stretch. That was a huge
stretch anyway, So uh, youknow, common sense prevailed. We got
the billboards up. Now what's funnyis that while you know, we don't
do anything about crime or the qualityof life for people living in La La
County, we sure do care aboutbillboards. So I care about people calling

(41:30):
attention to it. So this isthe way, This is the way that
it went down. Clear Channel Outdooris the company that has all the billboards.
So if you want to have abillboard, you go through and there's
a couple of different companies, butClear Channel Outdoor is one of the big
ones. Sure, and so yougo to them and they put ups.
Anyway, they got a call andI'm not naming names or saying anything,

(41:53):
they got a call saying this isa political attack ad, which is hilarious
because all political ads be attack ads. You're always attacking. You ever seen
one where they're talking about well,this person believes this and says that's an
attack ap right, So it doesn'tmake any sense for that anyway. So
anyway, that kind of like,all right, well I don't really see

(42:15):
that. They kind of said somethinglike, yeah, we don't really you
know, agree it's not a politicalattack app But then they were not so
subtly told that, look, yourbusiness, the billboard business is predicated on
approvals and concessions from local government agencies. Just throwing that out there, and

(42:37):
is that not accurate? It is? It is accurate because they have a
billboard, do they want to changeinto a digital billboard, or they have
a place where they want to puta billboard, they have to get the
permits and everything else from the localgovernment agencies for the physical space. Yeah,
correct, And so what the notso subtle messages here. If you

(43:00):
want to be able to do yourbusiness and get that stuff done, these
billboards need to come down, well, something that would happen in a third
world banana republic, and so clearchannel outdoor. And this is why I
can't blame them. This is theirbusiness. This is how they make their
money. They did put the billboardsup, and now they're under this pressure
to take them down. And sothey took them down, and they came

(43:21):
back to me and they said,look, well, we got to take
these down. What would you liketo go up in their place? I
had to pick the specific ones togo back up where the George gascon ones
were. And so now they've comedown, which is interesting how quickly something
like that can happen. But whenit comes to something again like quality of
life stuff or you know, crime, you know, things that we should

(43:43):
be taking very quick action on,we don't. But God forbid, there'd
be a billboard questioning why we don'tdo that, questioning why we don't do
that? Right? Welcome to whatcountry? We were? I no,
Welcome to Germany? Yeah, andI and I heard from somebody who you
to be the person in charge atone of these billboard companies, and they

(44:05):
said that the local politicians will straightup say to them, the ones who
are in charge of approving these youknow, permits or needing these concessions done,
and they go, well, there'sa twenty five hundred dollars limit per
year on campaign donations. You're gonnamake one this year. It's like,
say, it's like November, right, you're gonna make one this year,
and then come January, you're gonnamake another one. And if you do

(44:29):
that, I'll make sure that thisAnd it's like it's not even subtle,
it's just blatant. It's blatant.And that's what these surprising. And this
is just from this. This wasan account from a person who had they
if they go out to these dinnersand they would order like really expensive bottles
of wine before like the guy wouldeven get there, who's hosting the dinner,

(44:51):
and then before the dinner was evenover, they would just get up
and walk out. They'd bring allthese people nice really run up the tab.
It's called it's called perks, kickbacks, graft, what do you guys,
which we all know this this kindof stuff happens, but this is
exactly what happened with our George gasconbillboard thing. Yeah. And by the
way, when I asked for like, hey, can you give me a
reason, the phone call I gotback was they're not willing to put it

(45:15):
in writing. Oh yeah, youdon't want to have evidence, Yeah,
you don't want to leave a papertrail. Yeah, so again I blame
nobody, the Clear Channel outdoor company, but I you know, give me
a break. Yeah, I understandtheir pressure. Yeah, the business is
predicated on approvals and concessions from localgovernment agencies. Hint hint. Yeah,

(45:37):
they can't take a chance. Howmany LA councilmen have been like indicted in
the past four or five years halfof them basically pretty much. Yeah,
it's business as usual. So that'swhat's going on there. Just want to
give you the update. I haveanother plan. Sebass and I are working
on another plan. This is notover yet. We're running from mayor.
Yeah. See rule, this isthe show. No crap, Ali,

(46:02):
welcome back. Everybody seems to likethe the AI songs. I mean,
there's there's so many possibilities and SeaBass, right, we're talking about off
the air. It has the potentialto get very old, very fast.
Definitely like everything I could. Icould see that here, you know,
credible. Vaughn came up with acouple two A yeah, he wrote he
put this one in there for Raby. It's called feet on Fire. Really's

(46:25):
got a foot fish, she justcan't know. She's got a thing for
feet. And they got a session, she collects a lock gold Man.
She's got a story unsold, she'sgot an amountain. Yeah, here's one

(46:52):
about Sea Bass, Sea Buttonlenza,Bran Yak and the zol. But when
it comes to Higie, he's onhis own. Gotta high you can figure
out the shower. Yeah, okay, So off together they do and they

(47:12):
said really close. Yeah and uhand Vaughn says that stinks. I think
it's so funny that this is playingright now because today when he walked in,
he smelled to me, Yeah,maybe he's in the shower right now.
He goes downstairs and runs and thencomes back up all sweaty and gross.
Yeah, he smells today for sure, and so Canalyzing class. That's

(47:54):
funny. That's really good. Ilike that one. That's my favorite one.
Are nice work there, von MyGamor Radio show, The Woodsy Show.
You guys are amazing, especially Woodsythe wood Show. It's another new
hour of insensitivity training. Crede PoliticallyCorrect. World's big news this morning for

(48:17):
workers. The FTC, the FederalTrade Commission. They voted to ban non
competes. I saw that which areemployment agreements that prevent workers from freely changing
jobs to competing businesses or launching businessesof their own that are in the same
field, and so they estimate Ithought it was going to be more than
this, but it's estimated there's thirtymillion people, about one in five workers

(48:39):
who currently have a non compete.So for now, the band takes effect
on August first, but it's goingto be challenged in court. The US
Chamber of Commerce plans to sue theFTC to block the rule, calling an
unnecessary, unlawful and argues that noncompetes are vital to companies by allowing them
to better guard trade secrets and isa benefit to employees by giving employers greater

(49:05):
incentive to invest in workforce training anddevelopment and to keep wages low. Shit
compete class salaries people more than likeyour average yeah right, Joe. Yeah,
So you know, radio has hadnon competes forever. I've even heard
about hair stylists having non competes,right, Yeah, there was, Yeah,
there was a story out of outof Pittsburgh. There was like some

(49:29):
woman that was suing because she workedat like one salon and it's like,
oh, well, she wasn't allowedto go leave and go work at another
salon she had a noign compel wouldgo to her right right where if she
built that clientele at that salon,They're like, well, they were really
coming here to our salon. That'snot your clientele to take with you.
It all depends because hairstylists will signcontracts at salons and stuff. I didn't

(49:52):
realize that, but say some ofthem do. They're not all like that.
Obviously. I knew all about theradio stuff. So I had this
one barber I went to regularly.She ruled, and she whispered to me.
One day she said, I'm leavingand here's where I'm going. That's
so I went there. Yeah,it's like on our end. Let's you'll
say, well, you sign yournon compete. Why why didn't you live

(50:13):
up to your non compete? Well, I wanted a job. That's why
competes. Non Competes also are enforcedif you've been fired. I get if
you quit, Like if you quitand you've agreed to a non compete and
you go next door right like,you've already agreed to this non compete and
you chose to leave, they didn'tpush you out. Now the company fires
you, like the fact that youcan't should be free games take another job

(50:37):
in town. Like if you wantto stay in your industry, whatever that
industry is. I'm just speaking onbehalf of what I know, which is
radio. Like if you get fired, you have a non compete, you
have it. Otherwise you have anopportunity at another station in town. The
fact that you can't go there forfour times, sometimes three months, sometimes
it's six months, sometimes it's ayear or more. Sometimes it's based on

(50:59):
distance. You can't go within fiftyYou see that with like a tour,
like if you tour in a regionof the country for a festival, though
the festival will say, okay,bab come do our play our festival,
but you can't be within four hundredmiles for the next twelve months. Coachella
is notorious for that, right,Like if you play, you do you

(51:19):
agree to play Coachella, Like youcan't do any gigs within a certain mile
radius for a certain number of It'smonths, months and months and months,
and which sucks for us because wewanted to have Lona del Ray play our
right and there was like I don'twant to because of Greg Glory. Yeah,
and now I'm British, I thinkThe only challenge on this is who
Why does the Federal Trade Commission getto just decide? Why did they get

(51:44):
it involved in it? Right?Why isn't this if it's a law,
i'd be a federal law, notjust a committee making a choice. You
dine over the rail, I amdying, I like keep coming in.
I've asked. I've asked that thedifferent companies over the years, like so,
what what's the benefit? I don'tunderstand, Like, why why would
this be a thing? They go, Well, because if we didn't have

(52:05):
this in place, like why wouldwe spend so much you know in our
case, you know, billboards ortime, invest in the show, and
you know, build things just foryou to be able to like pack up
at any time and just go rightacross the street with all the equity that
we spent money helping you build.Sure, which I which I can I
can see that. But then ifyou're going to take it to the next

(52:25):
level, what is a contract goodfor if they can still fire you?
I mean, I know it's allpro employer. Most contracts are pro employer
for sure, because a lot oftimes I have them. Then yeah,
well there are different kinds of contracts, right, like if you get fired.
I know, like you know,if you if you get fired,
there then on the on the hookto pay you for a certain amount of
time. There's severance. There's anagreed upon severance that's built into the contract

(52:50):
that you sign. Sometimes it's untilthe end of that contract. They got
to pay you all throughout the restof the term. There's other ones that
say, well we got to wegot to carry your benefits and your salary
for the next ninety daysyah or whateverthat is. Yeah, at least same
token. I understand what you're saying. Investing all this time and effort and
building up your following, but it'snot like you're just sitting there just chilling.

(53:13):
You're there to make money for thecompany. Yeah, pay to pay
back all that investment. Sure,But I also think, like if you
are fired, you if they didspend all that if I quit, I
understand that argument. But if Iget fired, I don't care if they
spend all that money, you justlet me go, Like why should I
have to be out of town?That's a different, Yeah, it's a
different, But I mean companies shouldtreat employees well, and if they do

(53:34):
that, then they won't want toleave. I mean, that's basically what
it comes down to. You shouldn'thave to sign a contract. You can
just be good to your employee,loyal to them. And are we talking
about fantasy now or like a realconversation. Yeah, so that's uh,
that's pretty that's that's big news thismorning. We'll see how how that turns
out. Phones are open eight sevenseven forty four Woody. You can hit

(53:58):
us up with the text over totwo to two nine eight seven more Woody
Shows. Next show, Raby,We'll tell you her deepest, darkest secrets.
I'll tell you what it's not.It's nothing sexual. Give taking care
of the Woody Show. You know, today is scream Day, Sam.

(54:21):
It's one of the silly made upholidays, scream Day for the movie.
No, it's our actual scream screaminglike you know when the Sea Bass got
tasered here in the studio and hepooped. Yeah god, yeah, oh

(54:45):
yeah, screaming for a number ofreasons. Here's Greg screaming about the lady
bugs. Okay, that's that's anotherladybug one. There was a huge bag
of them. It's merited, well, it's merited. God. But we've

(55:10):
had We've had a number of thingsthat people have screamed over, Greg men
Sea Bass. Remember the one chipchallenge? Yeah, the one was worse
than the other one. Yeah,they really uped it until they killed somebody.
Greg and Sea Bass they did thisbefore, so they're gonna let us

(55:32):
know if this is different. It'sless intense than the first time. Is
so bad, it's like a dirty, musty terrible Okay, Holy I wish
I hadn't done this, Greg,greg isd Sea Bass, Sea Bat is

(56:00):
turning be red Menace has already beatred. Hold on, So Sea Bass?
Is this u the build? Isit now more intense than the first
one? Okay? Still it's stilleverybody's kind of like jumping around. You
think they were high on something.I know, yes, random, I'm

(56:23):
someone who's who survived it. Nowhalf now what a diva? I need
milk now? Ran out of hereto get it. I did, went
downstairs and it was you. Itwasn't like you had a body right or

(56:45):
a mind. You the whole chipright or no, I eat the whole
Sea Bass, the whole thing.It's like you became pain. Now.
There have been some screams involving thewo you show glory whole challenge. Yeh,
Like for example, when the roachwas fed through the tube and then
we lost one of the roaches somewhere. I don't know because they did a

(57:07):
full studio remodeling here and it's billfilthy. But yeah, but I mean
they all the equipment, all thefurniture, like, they tore everything else
apart. He ledger. There wasgone there apart the corner where it's living.
Yeah, and they didn't take offas vacation. The ceiling too.
Yeah, oh yeah, the ceilingabove breaks head. But but we ended

(57:29):
up finding one of them. Itwas actually right on menaces jacket, on
his jacket, and then Greg lost. I've still not found the roaches.
There are two of them, andthey were gone. There are two of
them. They are in the wind. Just realized my backtack is on the
floor. I lifted your back.I lifted. That's one of the first
thing like grabbing things and lifted offand leave it off. I met a

(58:00):
deep Okay, it's on the ground. But look look at how slow that's
moving. Raby, It is soslow. I wonder if the other one's
on here. It's right over here. He puts his hand upon his Yeah,

(58:28):
I just like I just like brushedmy hand and they felt it and
I felt it. Greg, didyou ever learn where you could stand safely?
Not really? No, you're likea Navy seal times a thousand,
I mean purple heart. Never.For today's uh Scream Day, National Scream
Day, here's another one from theglory Hole. This is where Menace received

(58:52):
a dose. So he loves Frenchbulldogs, Yeah, a little sweeties.
How about some French bulldog juice.You're on the Glory Hall challenge, all
right. His face is on thereceiving end of the glory Hall and seabasses.
What is that putting the item ofyou got shot? I've been shot
with something? What? What isthat? What is that? What?

(59:15):
Why if I just shot with stuff? What is it? I don't even
know. Well, there's the onlyone that find out. What is it?
What is it? You your censusminute, insulating reality. You can
use your your face in your mouth? Oh my god, that folks just

(59:40):
listening. There was a bit ofa spurt, shot, a spurt with
liquid and something liquid? What manut? I don't know what is it?
Please don't tell me what I'm thinkingit. Don't tell me that something what
is that? You guys, youshould tell him what the heck is it?

(01:00:05):
Menace? What Jimmy and Churo are? What kind of dog? Uh
huh? Yeah, okay, fromwhence to think I was gonna use the
arrive from arrived? What combine whatwe just learned from your last answer.

(01:00:30):
No, you did not just putfresh bulldog juice all over my face.
French bulldog juice is the answer.Congratulations, And he didn't. It's also
on your back. That wasn't theonly animal encounter. We also had Sammy
when she had the mouse on herface. Yeah, yeah, that scarred

(01:00:59):
her for a minute. Oh it'sso soft and cuddly, tickling you for
a scream day. We have toacknowledge Morgan when she got taste. All
right, so Morgan, you'll gothrough with it. Have we decided exactly
how this is gonna work the break? Yeah, she would be pretty easy.
Way I've seen these gloves demonstrated,is a person just stands there,
holds out their forearm, gets grabbedand she's gonna be a give a seated

(01:01:22):
position or is she gonna be standingman if you want to, But I
thought she was going to go toher knees. Well, that was I
thought that was going to be forlike the with the leads shouldn't need to
be seated if she doesn't want to. Yeah, Morgan, it's up to
you. I'll stay standing and see. So we've tested them and that they
have tested them on like surfaces,and like what he said, you can
hear them the way they work.They look just like a regular winter glove.

(01:01:46):
Mom, They're cute. They're cute. It looks like you're about to
go snowboarding. Super cute. Yeah, and the palm and the like the
inner pieces it doesn't even look metal, looks kind of like this weird plastic
surface. And on the back there'sa little button. The brand if you're
looking is x S x D pressthat. Hopefully it was like pushing away,

(01:02:07):
like gonna shoot out a beam orsomething. Three two one nice,
She screamed a couple of times.Yeah, there was. There was a
bunch from from that because we alsodid the the the taser lead one,

(01:02:30):
but like she she didn't don't thinkshe got that one. I think she
got the one like the little taser, the handheld on the stun gun.
Yeah, the stun gun. Yeah, there was that one. And then
there was and how can we havescream Day in a recap of some of

(01:02:52):
the best screams ever on The WoodyShow without talking about Randy. Rest in
peace, Randy. But he's donea lot of different things for money on
this show, including having his eyebrowswaxed off. All right, so Randy,
Yeah, you have a choice tomake. Yes, are you going
to go with the razor or areyou going to go with the wax wax

(01:03:14):
the wax sore? You go withthe wax? Now, second question,
which eyebrow? Have you thought aboutit? Let's we'll do all right,
now it's both eyebrows. I gota buddy with alopecia. He seems to
be just fine. He gets chicks. Chick Okay, he's being safe.

(01:03:37):
Mask on, got a mask on. Reybe doesn't even seem too confident though
she hasn't. She's taken a deepbreath. She's like, but I think
she's just so excited. I thinkthat's the thing, all right, all
right? Yeah? Two one?Oh. It grew back pretty fast.

(01:04:00):
I was I was surprised, howhow fast he's how fast I grew back,
But yeah, there you go.It's a stream day. Everybody.
So I wonder if the other one'sone here man, that's just right over
here. My hand of my thought, it was all that he puts his
hand upon his Ready, we havefound it and captured one that was gonna

(01:04:31):
be a go okay, settle downyou women. Oh my god, no,
no, what do you feel?I'll be right back. Forty percent
of people say they can't remember thelast time they went a full twenty four
hours without feeling irritated by something.I thought about, Bort immediately about twenty

(01:04:56):
four minutes. Yeah, Bort,have you got even more than twenty four
minutes without feeling irritating? It dependson my hear or not here let's say
not oh not then? Yeah,I don't know. He's not at home.
His neighbor sucks. Oh yeah,never mind, Yeah I was.
That's not accurate. He's got hisneighbor that screams in the middle of the
night. He's on the phone atall times, yelling at people, blasting

(01:05:17):
music. Oh yeah, he wason the phone yesterday from five o'clock in
the afternoon until about ten o'clock atnight. Oh good, Yeah, that
was awesome. Two thirds of peoplesay they're generally more annoyed now than ever
before. Really, the most commonirritations not being able to remember a password
because every stupid website everything you havedifferent requirements. You can't use the same

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password again, right right when somebodycould hold the door for you, but
does it? These are in noparticular order. Okay, being stuck on
hold, or even worse, you'restuck on hold and then it just hangs
up on you, like you waitan hour? Yeah you wait, You're
like, okay, terrible, Yourcall will be answered in the next ten
minutes. Fine, I'll hold.That's why I understand ray things, and

(01:06:01):
that makes me want to throw myphone. And then as soon as you
as soon as you get the personyou waited the ten minutes, you get
the person, you talk to himfor like maybe thirty seconds, and all
of a sudden, that's when yourphone grabs out. Yep, you lose
your signal. Huh. Slow walkers, yes, can't stand that. People
on public transportation or on planes listeningto music or watching something without headphones on

(01:06:23):
rude. So annoying. When someonedoesn't clean them after their dog. Oh
yeah, so annoying. Potholes Yep, people don't use turn signals. Bad
parkers who take up more than onespace, jerks. These are the most
common irritations. I think people aregetting worse at parking signals, Cyclists who

(01:06:44):
hog the road, the last personin the bathroom using up all the toilet
paper and doesn't replace the role.I disagree with this one. I love
this. Your plans getting canceled atthe last second. Oh love it.
I'm with you, Greg, I'llI'll clap for that the best. And
then slow drivers in the fast lane. Yeah awful. Those are the most

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common irritations for people. But yeah, forty five percent, so they can't
remember the last time they went afull twenty four hours without feeling irritated by
something that was probably in kindergarten.The last time. No, I got
annoyed a lot in kindergarten, didyou take It's so annoyed a lot?
Now, give up the scissors alreadyeverything? What doesn't annoy raving, clicking,

(01:07:27):
you're chewing, you're eating, youhave Yeah, you have some kind
of smellt breathing. Yeah, thatis an unfortunate affliction. Yeah, oh,
you've brought in some kind of foodto eat. Don't like that affliction.
It's an affliction be glad. Youdon't suffer from it. Okay,
Oh we suffer. You suffer ina different way. Yeah, we suffer

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the results the result. Yeah good, Hi, welcome back. Caitlin Clark's
new shoot deal at Nike is recordedto be twenty million dollars over eight years.
Not that that's the biggest deal everfor a women's basketball player, I

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would think, right, so prettycool. Some ravy luck in the news
and one in Portland, Oregon.She had totally forgot that she had stashed
two lottery tickets away, but whenthe news about the billion dollar powerball jackpot
was in the news here recently,it reminded, Oh, yeah, I
got some tickets stashed and some tougherware. Okay, she had him in a
tougherware container for some reason, Soshe went and got him. She checked

(01:08:31):
him. Turns out she had wona million dollars. Plans on using the
money to pay off her mortgage andto purchase a new truck. Great good
for her. Yeah, I've heardthat all the time. I bought a
lot of tickets for stashed it.I do that all the time. Speaking
of money, President Trump's hush moneytrial continues. Jurors deciding whether Trump falsified

(01:08:53):
business records to cover up hush moneypayments that porn slut Stormy Daniels should keep
her from telling anybody during the twentysixteen presidential campaign about how they hooked up
ORNs Lunt. And they had aguy from the National Inquirer on the stand
yesterday who was part of this catchand kill conspiracy. They would buy the
rights to stories that could hurt Trump'scampaign and then just squash them because they

(01:09:16):
owned the rights of the story.So, by the way, one of
the dismissed juror said, he looksa lot less orange than she expected.
Okay, he made the news.I'm honestly curious what he uses. Is
it a bronz or is it makeup? Because it's because you could see the
line around his tanner. But allthe time, other money stuff. General

(01:09:36):
Motors had a great first quarter.Guys, congratulations, three billion dollar profit.
Sweet and an au baber and eyeroll. Okay. A girl in
Berwick, Pennsylvania organized a prom dressgiveaway collected over one hundred and fifty dresses
plus shoes. Her name is ChloeBritt. She's only in fifth grade,
but she decided to do this thatshe found out that a girl that she

(01:09:57):
knew couldn't afford to dress, andit seemstress volunteered and did free alterations.
Girl, have you heard she in? Yeah, I think that's an obeg.
I can't find any angle that wouldn'tbe recycling dresses free alterations. Oh
yeah, there's a plastic what's itcalled the recycling dress thing? Because you
hear that on the Red carpet allthe time. It was like, God,

(01:10:21):
there's a term for it now becausethey don't want to They wanted to
seem like they're being wasteful with thedress. Yeah, I think it's what
I don't know. I don't know. A friend of ours, uh,
has a daughter as a senior inhigh school. The prom is this coming
weekend and she still hadn't been askedout for the prom. And I was

(01:10:43):
like, is that weird? Hegoes, No, he goes, I
thought so too, he goes.The thing is now that the boys wait
to the very last second, whereback in the day it was like,
man, you had to lock thatup like six day. We had the
color coordinate six to eight weeks inadvance. Yeah, and uh, he
was like he brought it up tohis daughter. She's like, oh,
no, that's how Apparently that's howit is now, like the boys will

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wait till the week before, andthen they asked, how does that make
sense? You have to get adress. So let's say you have to
buy a dress before the weekend before. We aren't the girls just buying their
dress regardless of what if you don'tget asked and you already have this dress
now, But aren't you going withyour friends? That's what she was gonna
do. I think that's the moveis Yeah, that way. That way,
it's a low risk situation. It'slike, oh, I'm already going

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anyway. But sometimes, like I'vebeen to four proms, you coordinate with
the flex. That is an interestingflex. I was invited. I mean
six total, only one to four. But the usually color coordinate with the
Yeah, that's what I was saying. With the suit and the dress.
Yeah color you wear a menace?I thought it was like a black the

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pocket square matches the dress best.Yeah. Colored. But the whole idea
that he got to dress up isenough of a reason for me never to
go. But the other thing,the other thing that didn't happen when I
was in a prom season is thehuge proposal thing social media. Yeah,

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so a guy asked her last Fridayagain the promise this weekend. So one
week brought over some chocolate covered strawberriesand said prom on them and gave her
some flowers and recorded it all.So I was I was out with his
friend of mine and this boy wascoming to pick her up for the date.

(01:12:35):
And he goes, look, justbecause I'm not going to be here,
you don't leave the house without himcoming to the door to get you.
He got to get out of thecar, come to the door,
and he was watching intently on thering camera. What was the entire time
to make sure that that happened.That's a pretty low bar exactly. He
would have talked to him more hadhe been there, but the very least

(01:12:57):
that he wanted to see happen,because I guess the mom's more lucy usy
with this stuff. Then then hewould be Yeah, I can't even imagine
to high school or not knowing todo that, go to the door to
pick her up, you drive upthe porn, but you don't know how
these kids are up front. Ithought the whole deal would just get up
front. Yeah, the guy whoI thought it was the law that the
guy has to walk in. Yo, I'm out here. Yeah, you

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gotta go. Yeah, we dida huge like photo shooting the girl.
The girl isn't ready yet by laws, so you have to wait around and
have small talk for like ten minuteswith her parents and then her hair looks
all weird. Yeah, you gotto make the shovel gun speech. No
one would miss you. Her handsoff my daughter first date. I everyone
on the dad and was joking hewas cleaning his rifle on the nice cool

(01:13:41):
I we got some more Woody Showcoming up. Phones threw open eight seven
seven forty four and it's up withthe text over to two to nine eight
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(01:14:04):
twenty fourth, twenty twenty four.I'm morning. That's Ravy, Good morning,
there's Greg Gory Menace. Good morningto you. Good mor medics with
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That's eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can also hit us over
the text over to two two nineeight seven. There's a number of conspiracy
theories that come up on the show. Medice is a big fan of conspiracy
theories. I'm fascinated by them.But if I had to ask you this
question, I'm gonna give you afew minutes to think about it, and
then you can call in or textin. I'm not a conspiracy theorist,
but which one to you is themost probable? That's real? Yeah,

(01:14:50):
I think which one's the most probably? I forget what I said last week.
I'm like something, who is themovie? You don't believe in?
The Michael Jackson accusers? Right?Not conspiracy? Not that there was something
about like I thought we were talkingabout the moon landing as well. Well,
we were talking about it. Wetalked about so many sticks, assassination,

(01:15:12):
it'll come back. I believe thata lot more people are involved in
that that gun. Yeah, yeah, so yeah, I be thinking about
that. You'll be able to callin text in. I'm not a conspiracy
theorist. But eight seven seven fortyfour what he text over to two to
two nine eight seven a story newscops in Georgia. They got to call

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about a domestic dispute where a guygot stabbed. The victim was in the
middle of a big old argument withhis on again, off again girlfriend when
she grabbed a fork and stabbed himright in the ass with it out.
Sounds like he'll survive, but shewasn't even arrested. Is there a situation
where, let's just say the guystabbed the girlfriend in the bob with a

(01:15:54):
fork where he wouldn't be arrested.The cops show up, See this guy
got stabbed in the ass with afork by the girlfriend, and the girlfriend
doesn't get arrested. Well, maybehe didn't want her to be arrested.
He didn't decided not to press charges. But I thought the cops were under
some kind of obligation exactly automatic.Yes, Like just because you show up
and someone's bleeding because they got shotin the arm or whatever, Yeah,

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and they know who shot him,you can't just don't. They still have
to arrest the person. Yeah,you can't just say, oh, I'm
not going to press charges. Well, I mean, maybe it depended on
how deep those prongs went into thebutt. Maybe he wasn't even bleeding when
they got there, you know whatI mean? Those those are the details
I don't have. But even so, we've had people get arrested for throwing
water on somebody. Yeah, sure, salt. They threw their waffle at

(01:16:39):
something. But that person that gotthe waffle throne wanted charges to stick.
They wanted that waffle to stick too, probably, and well they wanted not
on the face. That is justfood waste. Now do you know if
he had like denim on, howdeep are you actually going to get up
for let's try it? Yeah,yeah, Now this is going to be
helpful for you fellas out there.This is how to deal with an angry

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woman. Okay, now this guyprobably could have he could have benefited from
this, But according to you psychologists, these are the magic words to calm
any angry woman. I want toguess ahead, you have to use the
You have to start with I feelno, really, I hear, I

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understand. I don't say anything.Well, there is one mom, you're
right, you're right, okay,okay, but also you're right, but
you're right, but so you're right, is one that these are legit,
These are legit suggestions from these psychologists, and how magic words that will calm
any woman. You're right, yes, I agree, Okay, not but

(01:17:51):
right, and I'm sorry, I'msorry, but you're being I'm sorry,
but psychotic. Yeah, they saynothing disarms an angry woman faster than taking
her side. So find something anythingto agree on, or now this is
what I do. Just grab herby her shoulders, you get nose to
nose, you look her dead inthe eyes, and you order her to

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calm down. You are going tocalm down, intertional You are being irrational,
calm down, crazy right now,acting like you mom? But really,
though, who cares. She's anadult. She can figure out how
to get over it and calm herselfdown. You don't need the tiptoe.
I hate that. I hate thatstuff so much. You're sorry, and

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then you're gonna apologize again, andthen you're gonna get our flowers and you're
like and sleep on the couch orwhat well, six months when shens it
up again, say like yeah orwhat uh? Yeah? Yeah? If
I don't do that, what's theconsequence? This is? This is another
adult You're having a disagreement, youcan both figure out. Both you and

(01:18:58):
her can figure out how to getover it. But she's a woman.
Okay, everybody's equal, right,I'll figure it out. You figure it
out when I want special treatment.This is not feminism coming right, I'm
not hearing that, right. Imean, I'll say I've never understood the
flowers thing. To be honest,it solves nothing. Apology. Yeah,

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Like it's like, oh, wellthey brought me flowers. Thats fine,
Like, no, don't bring meflowers. That solves nothing, the same
way a forced apology solves nothing.I don't I've never understood. You know,
people you don't mean it. What'sthe point people have? ENA's I
think more guilty of this than theguys of Like I demand an apology.
No, you're going to apologize andgo I'm sorry, thank you, Like
that makes it better, Like youjust you just extracted it from me.

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It's not it's not like a sincereYeah. I agree with that as well.
It needs to be sincere obviously,But well you're demanding it, right,
what if you never get a sincereapology? Like what if the person's
not sincerely sorry? Then I guessand it causes you relationship insane. Well,
if you don't do that, you'regoing to be sleeping on the couch.
No dog, sleeping on the couchis not a punishment. But this

(01:20:08):
is this is our bedroom, nother bedroom. This is our bedroom.
And if she just can she's soangry that she can't stand sleep with you,
to sleep next to me because she'sso angry at me, she can
go, this is my room.You're the one who's got the issue that
you can't say, so you cango. I think it depends on what
happened. Mm hmmm. I don'tif if if the husband did something,

(01:20:30):
some sort of action or whatever hedid to make her upset, then I
think she would be allowed to say, you're not coming in here tonight.
No, I think in that case, because I think that can if the
guys fault. Let's say, ifhe see you now you're ready, calm
down, you're not listening. OhI'm listening. I'm saying if you did
something and you know you were wrong, the right thing to do would be

(01:20:54):
to give her some space and thenyou can voluntarily but like it's the whole
thing, like, well, you'renot sleeping in here, that's not that's
that's a your problem, that's notmy problem. Oh yeah, you're on
the couch. Give me my space. You go on the couch. I
will be in here. It iscalled the master bedroom. What he's saying
is not your space. Do younot realize that? You know? Yeah,
forget, throw it in the gutand get another no. But we're

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we're doing a lot of joking.But I just I don't understand the whole
obligation to tiptoe around another adult.When you're an adult, understand like being
afraid of your parents are like,oh my god, mom's gonna get really
your dad's gonna really pissed. Butlike when you were two adults, why
is one person, for whatever,tiptoeing around the other. I hate it.
I hate that idea. Say I'msorry, so you're sorry again.

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It depends on the one. What'shappening, happy wife, happy life?
Shut up? Yeah right. Sammy'swhole premise was, well, what if
if your guy was wrong? Butwhat he's saying is sometimes women are irrational
and they don't know they're wrong.Not sometimes all the time. I think
we can also be It depends onif it's a behavior, If it's a
one time thing. I mean,there there's so many different scenarios talking about

(01:22:04):
like over talking over and over again. But if you already had, if
you're the one who's got the issuethat you're so mad you go stay in
the other room, Like why areyou banishing another adult to another place because
you can't stand to be around them? That seems all childish? Like you
oldiness? Yeah you know, yeah, you're going to like stop, it's

(01:22:30):
so silly. I hate it.Eight seven seven forty four Wooding text over
to two to two nine seven.We'll get into the conspiracy theory stuff.
Oh yeah, again I'm not aconspiracy theorist, but what the earth is
flat? Like, in general,I believe this crap, but this one
was out there. I'm not sureabout this one. This one sounds pretty

(01:22:51):
pretty legit, it'd be real.Eight seven seven forty four Woody or hit
us over that text over to twoto two nine eight seven. The show.
Fuck, it's like just these peoplestanding there, Who are you fard
knockers? This is the Woody Show. I've still got a Woody. So

(01:23:14):
people were asked which conspiracy theory doyou secretly believe? Secret? Well,
people, there's there are some thatare embarrassing. Embarrassed flat the flat Earth.
That's super embarrassing that people, Iknow it is, I still get.

(01:23:38):
How can I talk about one thatI was talking off air with Ravey
about. Yeah, let's talk aboutthat one, because that I've looked into
it more and this is the oneI kind of believe that's what I was.
Yeah, I'll tell you it isreal. I mean there's a ton
of news reports. Uh so cloudseating. I'm sure Sea Bess, you
can jump in. It's a it'sa thing. It's been a thing for
quite long. It's been proposed andtested for decades. Yes, yeah,

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and Dubai is like really into it, and well apparently it worked really well.
It just flooded. Well yeah,they think that Dubai was actually cloud
seating, but then they had actualrain so that caused way too much and
then that's all the flooding that wasgoing on. But the conspiracy theory people

(01:24:20):
think that the weather is controlled withthis cloud seating when it comes to when
voting needs to happen, because theycause rains and it makes people not want
to go outside and go vote.So, like I heard, I was
talking to Menace about this because Ihear George Norri every day and who does

(01:24:41):
this, Like that's all like conspiracyand alienspiracy coast to coast, And so
there's somebody on there promoting this documentarythat you can watch, just google it,
Franken Skies and Franken Skies basic.He says that countries have been trying

(01:25:01):
to control the weather since the twenties. They've been trying, and that like
Lyndon B. Johnson was a bigadvocate for it and said, you control
the weather, you control the world. WHOA. So I started watching Franken
Sky's Like everything in Frankens guys,I'm like, what this is crazy yet

(01:25:25):
makes a lot of sense. Yeah, what's that guy that got sued by
Alex Jones? Alex Jones he usedweather weapons weapons. We need a new
term for documentary that when it's like, oh yeah, crafts true, like
documents true, because the document meansyou're documenting the world when you're making stuff
up and you have an agenda andcontrol the weather, control the world.

(01:25:47):
Yeah, somebody says here. Mostcomputer viruses in the two thousands were created
by software companies selling anti virus programs. Okay, believable, That does sound
believable kind of like when Apple yourphone is almost two years old? Charge
right? Yeah, weird? Theyfigured that out right, Whether that was

(01:26:09):
actually happening, well, the reasonwhy it would be allowed to happen and
perhaps designed to happen. Okay?Uh? The US and probably others intelligence
services push conspiracy theories to hide theirown dealings among the drek. What does
that mean? So? In otherwords, like there are some truth stuff

(01:26:30):
out there, and when people arestarting to pick up on that stuff,
more like the government will introduce someother new conspiracy theory or feed something.
Remember the government was coming out talkingabout alien stuff, alien files and things.
But they'll do something else to takeover the news. Right. Recycling

(01:26:50):
is a scam, at least inthe US. The handcycling This one says,
most of our recyclables US go toChina and now they just go to
land fills. Most of recycling propagandayou see today is actually paid for by
the biggest plastic producers. Believe thatall day. The government asked this question
often to see what they need tocover up more and more in which conspiracies

(01:27:14):
we've forgotten about. It's a conspiracytheory about asking about conspiracy theory. Which
ones do you believe in? Becausewe're going to cover that one up extra
hard. Yeah. Yeah, thegovernment is paying us right now. But
when it comes to the recycling thing, I think we all agree that nobody
cares. We point out daily whenwe get snacks and whatnot, you have
a plastic fork wrapped in plastic,in a plastic bag. You have soda

(01:27:38):
bottles all in plastic. When wejust old timey photos of grocery stores,
everything was glass that was recycled.Yea, reused back then. We were
greener forty years ago than we aretoday. I don't think that's an active
there's a certain type of thing thatit's not an active conspiracy. It's just
a it's a it's a inertia.It's we've got these trucks that we paid

(01:27:59):
for. We got government money forit. And this is gonna sound conspiratorial
because I just meant in the government, but like, well, we pay
for recycling. You want to likewhen you mentioned in San Francisco they have
fifteen different bins for everything. Iwant to look good because you want to
sound good, look good, right, and then felt now we have thousands
of jobs that depend on this it'sa whole industry. It's not a conspiracy,
it's just a well, I guesswe're doing this now exactly too deep

(01:28:23):
in Greg, what's yours? Menacegot me kind of and then you can
go back to menace the whole poisoning. Everybody doesn't know. I shared discussions
and and when I say kind of, I mean on a scale of one
to one hundred, like three,Okay, this is the I went from
zero to three about not believing themoon landing, but again like a three

(01:28:49):
out of a hundred, yeah,I still believe it be have a slight
doubt, But I have a slightdoubt only because I'm a victim of the
Internet. And I saw a videorecently where Internet where they had the astronauts
quote in space, and like certainthings in the background didn't seem correct,
like you would see something jump.Oh wait, you had zero gravity,

(01:29:12):
but now you just dropped something andit fell to the floor. And then
you know weird blurring that looks likethey're trying to hide something. How about
the video just being super good versustoday way different? And then somebody made
the point to the first guy thatjumps down the stairs, who's filming that,
Like, I mean, I'm surethey have like a camera set up,

(01:29:34):
like I'm sure it was from theit was from the surface. No,
the camera pointing back at the landerright at the right like when he's
jumping down the stairs. Did notsend anything to the moon before we went
there with people camera set up.They sends an engineer to set up.

(01:29:54):
All the questions are good ones.They're very common, but like the slightest
bit of research into it, you'relike, okay, so that's why metis
which one do you believe the most? Definitely definitely the Kennedy assassination out of
all of them, out of allof them, yeah, it was not

(01:30:15):
a lone wacko. He was alone guy by somebody. Yeah, that
just happened to get the perfect shotsin and he just Yeah, there was
multiple people involved in that thing.There was one that was floating around about
how you know they have the SecretService guys in the car behind them,
right yea, And so when thefirst shot goes off, one of the
Secret Service guys in the car behindhim goes to grab like like startled,

(01:30:39):
what grabs the his weapon and thataccidentally quote unquote fired And that's the one
that hit him from the other side, and the Secret Service doesn't want to
be known as the one killing thepresident, and so that got covered up.
I heard. I don't necessarily believethat that's a that's one of the
new one. That's one of thenewest ones that I've heard. Because you've
heard about the Grassy Knowll, You'veheard about was it? So? What

(01:31:00):
was it? The CIA? Man? Was it the mob? Those are
all the people who have been blamedout of all the things I ever heard,
they say it's the CIA because Kennedywanted to get out of Vietnam or
what was it? He was like, yeah, he was beefing with them
over something even missile crisis. Itwas some other other beef of like promoting

(01:31:21):
and like defunding people and stuff likethat. Okay, Sammy, which one
do you believe the most? Themost? This one I don't even really
count as a conspiracy theory, butthat Epstein was murdered. I mean he
was for sure murdered. Yeah,in my mind, I don't even consider
that conspiracy theory. I think it'severybody believe that. My other one is
I do conspirat I think OJ didit. He really did it. I

(01:31:45):
do think the Illuminati is real,that there's a select few people who are
controlling the media and the world essentiallythat all get together and have their secret.
But are they controlling the weather towhat degree? To what degree benefits?
Right? Exactly, it's very howmuch? But what are they controlling
specifically? So you said to dowhat I think they're really accomplishing. I

(01:32:08):
think they're control. I mean tohave power. Like they're kind of the
puppeteers of the world and nobody knowsit if you will, So they're controlling
the media, but politics and otherthings by pushing agendas, but like in
a secret way where you don't know. I've seen that movie many times.
To me, the Illuminati idea,it's not a secret. We know that
we're out here illuminati. We knowthat there's the rich and the powerful.

(01:32:30):
There are billionaires that own news networks. There are billionaire entertainers that influence how
we dress, how we think,how we vote. It's nothing about it
is hidden. Well, they're allcodes. They're selectively together. Yeah,
they talk to each other. Okay, that part might be secretive. What

(01:32:54):
we think of the Illuminati, it'sright in front of our face. I
believe to have individual agendas, butdo they talk to each other about what
they want to do? What's happeningat p did He's party? Got a
couple of texts here Allison says thatwe can cure a lot of diseases,
but the drug companies don't want tobecause that's a popular one. But it's

(01:33:15):
so easily debunked because how would richpeople die of cancer? And how did
Steve Jobs? How if you findany pharmaceutical company's family member who died of
a disease that they could cure,then you're saying that the monsters, they
want to make a couple extra bucksso their family dies. And what if
you're the one guy that did curecancer, you don't want to take that
honor. The whole thing with thealien thing, like, if there's somebody

(01:33:39):
would want to be the one whofound it, you would want to be
the guy. You would want theNobel Prize. Yeah, I don't believe
that cancer. You're stupid pert.One second, this is I believe they
know where the Malaysia Airlines flight ison the bottom of the ocean. Why
haven't they found it? Got theoceans? Huge? Mad big I'm not
a conspiracy theorist, But Disney definitelycreated the movie Frozen to distract search algorithms

(01:34:01):
from Walt frozen body everybody knows it. Similar with that with Taylor Swift and
involving jets, like the same typeof diry, Like there's something else that
was she created a jet song.No that there was something that was done
so when you google it, anotherthing would pop up for people who want

(01:34:24):
to find where her jet is forlike how about she uses it and stuff.
I'm not a conspiracy theorist, butthe Hawaii fire was an inside job,
and of course you got I'm nota conspiracy theorist, but nine eleven
was an inside job. The Hawaiifire is interesting, like what's the benefit
of that? I mean, whywould someone because weren't they trying to Well,
the conspiracy theorist like is that theywere trying to have people who are

(01:34:45):
like native to the to the landor to the area. It would open
up. It would open up realestate basically so that the rich people can
come in and put in resources.But the area that was burned was like
the rich touristy area, right.It wasn't like just some off you know,
some land way that held away fromeverything. Oh whoops, maybe it
was supposed to be another area andit screwed up. The lasers went the

(01:35:08):
wrong way. That's my other favoritespace do lasers. It's lasers that are
starting forest fires and lasers that startedthe Hawaii thing. But something seabats brought
up a long time ago. Thankyou all the biggies, bigfoot, lockness,
monster, etcetera, etcetera. Aliensaliens, not one since the dawn

(01:35:30):
of man has been proven, notone. And by proof I mean physical,
actual evidence that right, that peoplethat other people can come and look
at and verify. Right. Youcould say, oh, I looked at
this ancient hieroglyphic and it looks likesomebody in it is in a spaceship.
Okay, great, maybe that wastheir art. It's just a coincidence.
People to these documentary lose change ofthe one that Ravey mentioned of the proof

(01:35:55):
the evidence. The proof is inthere, but people choose to ignore it
and write it off as a conspiracy. But none about it. We have
proven it, but people just writeit off as a conspiracy. It's not
proofs, that's what people say.But they don't know what proof means,
right, They don't know what evidenceis. You know, I look,
I agree with you, but that'sbecause I brought that up before, Like,
well well then why is it that? Well, no, it's right

(01:36:15):
there. People just choose to ignoreit, bigfoot right in front of your
face. You ignore Stevie Wonder cansee, which Burt brought up the other
day when he was here. Yeah, he believes that TV Wonder can see
eight seven. You're not a conspiracytheory. You're not a conspiracy theorist.
But all right, so I wasable to remember what I was going to

(01:36:38):
contribute, So I'm not a conspiracytheorist. But after a conversation last week,
I can see where it's possible thatit was the government who created and
leaked AIDS by accident. We weretalking about that. Yeah, because what's
his name was on the podcast sayingthat, Aaron Rodgers. Yeah, that's

(01:36:58):
thank you. I couldn't remember whatthe origin of the conversation. That's yeah,
I could. I could see that. I mean, look at the
the COVID thing. Certainly this point, you know, certainly we know that
was created in a lab. I'mnot I'm not saying they mean for it
to get out or whatever. Butwhen you mess with such things, they
will get out. I'm not sayingthere was a reason that they, you
know, created AIDS or even knewwhat they were doing, but I believe

(01:37:24):
that way more than I believe someguy, you know, got in a
rowboat from Africa and banged a monkey. Well it's not that he ban or
whatever, but you know, theyeat bush me the same way. That's
how we give you people got thereand in the bush. And yeah,
what about the NFL script believe thata lot of times. Yep, follow

(01:37:44):
up. Let's see here. I'mnot a conspiracy theorist, but Earth is
intergalactic, intergalactic cattle farm. Ourmass extinction event hasn't happened yet because the
human population hasn't reached peak yield.But we're not an ideal thing to eat.
Yeah we have. We have actualcattle for aliens, some of us

(01:38:05):
though very nicely marbled. Yeah,we're like walking rabbis. Yeah, you'd
be delayed on us. How aboutthis one from the nine oh nine.
One of the conspiracy theories that Iactually believe is I think Sea Bass is
actually gay, and he's trying tohide it by saying that he slams tens
and only wants to have tens whenin reality he wants nothing but Gregg's life.

(01:38:27):
Look, I don't say tens,I say eight and aboves. He's
just jealous of your life. GregOh is right exactly? Yeah, all
right, eight seven seven forty fourWoody and it's up with the text over
to two two nine eight seven morewood He shows next. So oh no,
I think I'm about to have myperiods. It's a Woody show.

(01:38:49):
A right, Welcome back, everybody. Yeah, it is Wednesday morning.
Bravey's got nerd. Now come uphere in just a couple of moments.
Latest in the world of nerds,You guys, Raby, do you ever
find yourself lonely? I have areason I'm asking this question. I'm not
really. I feel like I'm reallyconnected to, like the people I want

(01:39:10):
to be connected to, even thoughI live by myself, and I mean
that's how I prefer, That's howI'm Yeah, No, I know,
like, but I mean, doI ever get feelings of longing and loneliness?
Not really, if we're being honest. No, Yeah, because I
had a random thought yesterday and itkind of bummed me out. I've been
meaning to I'm going to call mymom today. I'm going to ask her

(01:39:30):
because my grandma, my mom's mom, my whole life, like she lived
by herself because her and my grandfathergot divorced back with like my mom was
a kid, you know, right, and then she she never was with
anybody else after that, and youknow, much like Raby's pretty much swore
off men or any kind of relationship. She was just very independent and she

(01:39:51):
worked and she maintained her house andlike she was always you know, she
was always super sweet and always happy. Could but I was I was her
grandson, So yeah, you know, she's not gonna dump on me that
stuff. But it got me towondering, and I've never had this thought
before, and I want I'm gonnaask my mom, like what's my grandma?

(01:40:11):
This is so like an awe,babe, greg thing, Like,
what's my grandma a lonely person becauseshe lived by herself. Now, she
had her brothers and her sisters andobviously her kids, but like like like
none of the kids lived locally.Everybody lived scattered. They scattered. Yeah
you know, we didn't, wedidn't live close, you know, but

(01:40:32):
her her brothers and sisters did,and she'd be on the phone with them,
and she she had her stuff,like she loved taking care of her
yard. Like, Greg, doesyou know she would she was a workaholic.
I would be interested because I thinkprobably no while she was working,
because her job was so social.Yeah, you know, so she was
probably glad to get home and bein a space. Yeah, you know

(01:40:54):
that's true. But I would beinterested like once she stopped working. Yeah,
but it bummed me out. AndI got really sad at the idea
that my grandma might have been lonely. Oh isn't that weird. She's been
really, she's been dead for sincetwenty eleven. It's been dead for a
long time now, and it's justsomething I'd never really thought about. Interesting,

(01:41:15):
Yeah, because my grandma's in thesame boat, lived alone, and
I never really gave that thought.Now I will. Yeah, Like I
don't know if she had that shehave like the best girlfriend, right,
you know, because I never Inever heard about You've never heard about anyone.
Never. I never heard about friends. I would just hear about like
the aunts and uncles. You know, my mom's aunts and uncles, So
you didn't hear anything, like youknow how my mom goes to no bunko

(01:41:39):
and no, no, her bigher big thing is she would take these
junkets to the Atlantic City casinos.That's right, they put a bunch of
old people on the bus or likeon a flight, on a flight from
Pittsburgh to Atlantic City, and shewould go to the taj Mahal. That
was always where she ended up.And she you know and like maybe play
slots. Did she go alone orwas it like trips with her sibil or

(01:42:00):
anything. No, It's like thesejunkets in the casino would throw right,
but she just went by herself.Yes, yes, those people, yeah,
like you never you never heard aboutthose people, So that's could have
been hooking up all the time.And maybe, yeah, maybe maybe I
doubt I hated my grandfather is sobad because he screwed her over so hard.

(01:42:21):
But we're talking about to the pointwhere it changed my relationship then,
yeah, to the plant it changedmy relationship with my grandfather. Like once
I got old enough and I knewall that stuffs, Oh, I got
so pissed, still pissed he's dead. Yeah, you know, maybe she
had an actual girlfriend. Yeah,but then then of course, you know,
start thinking about old ladies playing andliving alone. I thought Arabia lonely.

(01:42:46):
So yeah, even with all thedifferent ways to socialize now social media
and such, right, people arelonely. Uh. There are a lot
of lonely people out there struggling withstruggling with profound feelings of isolation. Forty
percent of people have gone at leastthree days without a face to face conversation
with another person. See not thatlike that makes sense to me. Like

(01:43:06):
I'm here at work, you know, I see you guys every day.
It's like I feel like I'm socialso like when I go home, I
just appreciate it. Like the onlypeople there to talk to are the cats,
and I like it. Tho waYeah, I just wonder if that
ever got you know, old andyou kind of longed for, you know,
something like on someone else site,you're just like all right now what?

(01:43:27):
Yeah? I mean, I guessyou can always have the Friday friend
on a Wednesday. Sure, youknow, mix it up, get crazy.
You know. You know what's crazythough, is you know, we
moved to an area that we're notfrom, and I talk to you a
lot of my friends on a weeklybasis, but I could go years without
seeing them face to face. Yeah, I know, yeah, the same
definitely. Yeah. I keep intouch with people, not to the degree

(01:43:49):
that like my wife does, butlike and that's fine. It works for
my myself, it works for myfriend. Yeah, so all good.
Uh see, today is April totwenty fourth. It's National Pigs in a
Blanket Day, you guys, Iwould like to celebrate this, yep.
It's also International Guide Dog Day.Yeah. It's Administrative Professionals Day, all

(01:44:14):
right. It's also Action Day fortolerance and respect between people. Good luck
with them, right, especially nowadays. It's Denim Day. Today is World
Stationary Day. I figure, ofall people, the guy I ran out,
he would be the guy. Andthen today is also Scream Day.
Scream scream, okay, like yellingscreaming, right, yeah, which actually

(01:44:39):
have I have something on that alittle bit later on. And then it's
New Kids on the Block Day.I'm gonna tell my wife, Yeah,
she's going to see New Kids onthe Block sometime in May. They're doing
like something that we found out about, and so she's going to go to
that. She's so excited. Somesoccer mom crap right there at this point.
Still, that's in twenty twenty four, excited about huh. My joy

(01:45:02):
was at its zenith over the weekendwhen David Beckham posted like the Spice Girls
were all together for Victoria's birthday.Yeah, I was like, oh my
god, go back on door.They were singing the songs together. Yes,
do you not like money? Well, now that we know what's going
on in the world of soccer moms, yes, let's see what's happening in
the world of nerds to what heshow presents nerd nute with Ravy and what

(01:45:29):
you got there for us this morning, Raven. Well, it is another
season of Fortnight Festival, season threeand the Festival pass brings Billie Eilish into
the fray as bad Guy and shethe skin is like her bad guy face,
remember when she had all the greenin her hair and like the green
outfits that she was wearing on thatconcert tour. So people are excited about

(01:45:50):
that. But what they're really psychedabout is season three Fortnite Festival now supports
your guitar con roller. And mythought was, why would anybody want to
whip out their guitar controller to playFortnite? Like Fortnite just needs to level
up, So now you can haveyour guitar in your hand, and uh,

(01:46:13):
maybe you're able to play the guitarin the game though maybe yes for
other people. All it said waslike, now supporting your guitar controllers.
I don't know. Yeah, I'mlike you can, yeah my son.
For me, Like, what wouldbe the benefit, Yeah, what would
be the benefit of the guitar controllerto use in Fortnite? Because it didn't

(01:46:34):
say like there was gonna be BillieEilish songs or that you can play or
anything. Maybe because there's that areawhere they do concerts, like I know,
like our company iHeart does like aconcerts at the Saint Farm whatever,
which is in Fortnite, right,you know, so like maybe you can
go there. Maybe there's like arock band experience or something. I don't
know. I thought with the bands, maybe maybe you can play in Billie

(01:46:56):
Eilish's band. That would be dope, you know, with your dope.
I know, I know. Ithought it was very on. Oh right,
But I meant to mention to you. I watched the trailer for Deadpool,
dead Pool and Wolverine even I thinkit looks cool. Oh hell yeah,
I think he would have to bedead inside, not at least enjoy
it, likes fun. Here's thething. I was like reading what people

(01:47:16):
were saying about it afterwards. Ididn't get a lot of that, Like,
but I said, you know,they're like deep diving and like watching
like oh, just he jumped insidethe head of whatever and whatever vortex or
like huh huh, Like I knowwho Wolverine is. I have not seen
like any of the X Men movies. Things. Well, yeah, Docte
is gonna show up, right,I guess all people talking about that because

(01:47:40):
he jumps through that portal. Yeah, yeah, Taylor Swift gonna show up.
I was surprised how much language wasin the trailer. I mean,
it is Deadpool, yeah, butthe fact that it's now under the Disney
umbrella and they're still keeping it Deadpool, yeah, because I mean that was
the big concern obviously. The Gregwas like talking to me NonStop about it.
Yeah, like had no interest ina PG thirteen Deadpool, which I'm

(01:48:02):
like I was, But Greg,I think even you would like really,
Yeah, I think you would likethe Dead Have you watched any of the
Dead No, No, I thinkyou'd like it. You would like the
comedy. I think you think it'sfunny. Yeah maybe. Yeah, I'll
try it as a Hilai. I'ma lot like you when it comes to
this stuff. What do you callit? Comic superhero me? Neither,
Yeah, but I think that way. Yeah, it's more comedy though,

(01:48:25):
right. I think you'd actually likeI think he would like Venom. Oh
yeah, yeah, really, Ithink you would hate Venom. I don't.
I don't think it. I thinkyou'd like it. I think Deadpool
one Greg would enjoy it. Yeah, Deadpool two fell off a little bit,
and Venom you can watch for free. Yeah, I mean, and
you could turn Venom off in tenminutes, which is my prediction. Yeah.
No, I think you'll think it'sfunny. I'll try both, all

(01:48:46):
right. The writers behind that Primevideo show The Citadel and the Netflix adaptation
of Cowboy Bebop are now they're workingfor Disney and they're writing the live action
movie adaptation of Space Mountain Alice.Okay, yeah, exactly. Is the
movie as long as the ride itself. The line for the seeing is the

(01:49:10):
ride really has no like theme?Yeah that space? Okay, space is
the theme. Mountains mountains, nomemorable characters like the ships, their memorable
ships, the ships. Yeah.So the story for Space Mountain is basically
going to be created by these guys, with the ride acting as the inspiration.

(01:49:31):
Okay, okay, for the liveaction Space Mountain, they might not
want to show the Cowboy bebup,I know, right. They do have
some other credits including Mission Impossible,Ghost Protocol. Okay, those are pretty
good. Two live action teenage mutantin Turtles movie Those Paramounts made in the
mid twenty tens. And Dom HallGleason. He's best known as playing General

(01:49:56):
Hwks in the Star Wars sequel trilogy. He's been the first cast in this
Office reboot that Greg Daniels is workingon. I mean, it's not a
reboot of the og Office, butit is another show set in the world
of the Office. Yeah, noneof the original characters. Yeah, won't
be a dunder Mifflin, but we'llsay have the same mechanics as that show
in that like the camera is acharacter and they're shooting a documentary. So

(01:50:17):
he's the first guy in. I'mraving for more nerd stuff, check out
the Nerd Not podcast at the WhatShow dot com. All right, thank
you very much, Rabels. Yeah, it's time for your birthdays and your
Parno birthday. Goat, Goot,goat, goot, goat show it's shiver
Okay, we're gonna it's shiverthday.We're gonna sits like it's Shibothday. And

(01:50:41):
you know we don't do what.Happy birthdays to another person who's lost a
lot of weight. Kelly Clarkson.Oh yeah, she looks great. Yeah,
looks like a completely different person.Yeah, she's forty two years old.
You got Cedric the entertainer who issixty today is also Tyson Ritters birthday.
He's the lead singer of the AllAmerican Rejects. So for all the

(01:51:02):
emo kids out there, he's forty. No, you got this is fine.
I put this one in here justfor Sammy, Okay, because she's
obsessed with the OC. Remember theshow and this woman played Julie Cooper Nicol
Okay, Melinda Clark, I apologize. I've never seen the OC. Are
you serious? Never seen it?Oh? I mean it sounds like it

(01:51:25):
sounds like a me show. Yeah, that is a show that's screamed,
Sammy. I would have thought thatyou knew every single thing about that show.
I never watched. I mean,I know some of the characters on
it like the main ones. Butno, she was a main characters funny
look at Great during the pandemic.I watched every single episode of that show.
I can't remember any of the characters. Yeah, if you're an imprint.

(01:51:47):
She was married to the old guy, remember the uh, the old
rich dude. Yeah guy that yeah, yeah, the guy that had the
house with the pool house that thesun lived in. Yeah, lucky Wow,
got a lot of career. Imean, I don't remember any of
it. I don't know Jaimon Hansueand I didn't get that name right,

(01:52:08):
how do you? I think it'sGimon is a lot of stuff GM on
on Gimon Hansue. He's sixty yearsold. And then he got Greg Barbara
Streisand's birthday is today. It is, Oh yeah, let's celebrate that round
holiday. Greg is the only gaydude that I know that doesn't worship the

(01:52:30):
altar of barn Streisand not only notworship, I nuclear hate. Yeah.
She's eighty two years old today.Good your porno birthday, Oh my god,
that's funny. Your porn of birthdaytoday is Carter Cruz. And she's
laid more wood than a professional flooringcontractor. Five hundred and sixty fine films.
I think of this guy, Oh, what's his name, Carter Carter

(01:52:53):
Cruz, Carter Cruz. But itsays she's laid more wood. Oh well
that's that would that would mean thatit would be a a dude. I
would think of the dude's lay wood. Carter Cruise said, yeah, Carter
Cruise, I would say she's handledmore wood, handled more wood. Yeah,
well you would say he's handled itbecause he's handled Carter Cruz. It's

(01:53:14):
a chick. It's a chick,right, it's a chick sea mess.
I have wait. I met CarterCruz. She was fun fact the DJ
on Burt Kreiser's cruise. Oh wow, Yeah, she's cute. She's like
she doesn't look like a porn star. She looks like girl does look like
someone that's been plowed over very much. She's like a blonde Briley Reid,
who I'm intimate with and friendly with. I should say, very cool.

(01:53:35):
She's nice girl. All right,I'll be riding that name down. Carter
Cruz. All right, yeah,Burke could literally get you her phone numbra.
Sure, Oh good, good,good good. Yeah, I'm sure
A lot about her is very difficultchick. She's handled more wood than a
professional foreign parties. I'm not kidding. She's been in five hundred and sixty

(01:53:56):
fine films, including foot Job AddictVolume one. She was in pervs On
Patrol Volume twenty one. Strip Dodgeball, Now that's a different kind of dodgeball
there. She was in Confessions ofa butt aholict a Haller. That's like
Ravy for sure. She was inThe Fall Classic Pumpkin Spice Slut and Greg

(01:54:17):
who could forget her unforgettable role inMy Pie Tastes Better Volume two. Wow,
that is Carter Cruz who is thirtythree years old today, and that
is your porn a birthday, yourcelebrity birthday. Yeah five, have time
to DJ our party, Ravy.She's been very busy. She can do
much more than DJ. She couldbej too. Sure. Al Right,

(01:54:40):
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(01:55:25):
morning. When we get back together, we will reunite again. M hm.
So you can leave us a messageon the after hours voicemail eight seven
seven forty four. What that's eightseven seven forty four. What it reminds
me of? Somebody left this messagefor us? Greg? Okay involves you?
Oh no, here we go catchingup on the podcast and listen to
Greg talk about losing weight. Isso frustrating because he's always talking about cards

(01:55:48):
and he's always doing things that aren'tsustainable. A single macro won't make you
fat. Macro being a protein fastin cards. And I'm not gonna tell
you how to lose weight. I'mnot an expert. All I know is
focus on your protein, get yourbody weight, your your goal weight in
protein today and eating a calorie deficit. So find your basil bent of ball

(01:56:11):
grape and eat three four five hundredcalories below that, fill it with your
protein and then the rest will tricklein. Yeah, so Menace, write
that down for bred No, becauseGreg's not understanding and I understood all that.
Yeah, so Menace, if youcould just write that down, put
that into your said, like it'syour fancy computer stuff over there. Oh,
I focus on protein all right.Can basically said to eat meat,

(01:56:34):
right he's talking about because Greg wastalking about all he's eating his sweet potatoes
pretty much, and he're just cuttingout saying that's not sustainable? Which is
which is? Which is true?I thought he was going to say it's
annoying because Greg's not even fat,and so have somebody say tell that to
my skill, I'm saying. Forhaving somebody who's not even fat complain about
being fat and trying to lose weight, it's like, okay, yes,

(01:56:56):
sorry to annoy. It's like thepretty girl who knows she's pretty yet goes,
oh my god, you guys,I'm so ugly. Well, the
spell doesn't lie. Greg. Yourbody is goal body, old body right
there? Leave us after hours.Voicemail eight seven seven four Woodie Reavy,
Menace seamass Sam anything like that.No, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom,
please, Yeah, don't rush intoa relationship. Be friends first,

(01:57:20):
because they might have hotter friends,kiddy, Okay. Just although people very
rarely ever cheat with somebody who's moreattractive than the person they're already with,
which is a weird phenomenon. Yeah, veryvery weird. All right, thank

(01:57:40):
you very much, Greg Gory,Thank you so much for giving the Wood
Show some of your valuable time thismorning. You know we'd love it to
appreciate you for that. The restof you guys can suck it. We'll
catch you back here on Thursday.Have a great day, s MD double
M. I quit this bitch,