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Morning.
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Speaker 4 (00:49):
It is November the fourth, twenty twenty five. Hello, welcome
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Speaker 2 (00:56):
My name is Woody. That's Greg Gorham, November the fourth.
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I got a text from Greg. He sent a text
to Gina and I and man was he belly aching?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Oh god? I was, yeah, suicide. Here, I'm going to
read you the text verbatim. All right, nice will agree.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
It's six oh five and it was pitch black all caps,
over a half an hour ago. So I won't be
in tomorrow or ever because I will have effing killed
myself with a rusty razor after ingesting pills and nineteen
bottles of booze, because there's no reason to live.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
Correct, Greg, I'm the biggest sympathizer and agree with you
on all this. I didn't get a text message.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
That hurts my hand, and I know I was laughing
because I literally just finished telling my wife's uncanny how
much you loved it. I'm like, oh my god, this
is so weird because I hated it. Yeah, I love
it so depressed.
Speaker 7 (02:52):
You're going to need a welfare check every night.
Speaker 8 (02:55):
Yeah, I mean it's going to take a minute to
get used to it. But I hate it because six
o'clock comes around. You done what you have to do
for work the next day, and then you think, okay, cool,
now I can go outside and do X, Y and Z.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
No, so why don't you just wait until it gets dark.
It gets dark early enough to do the stuff for work.
Then I guess, like a creature, this is called time management.
I have the same conversation with my my son Greg.
I'm a creature of habit. I like to do my
work at five pm.
Speaker 8 (03:22):
That is like my artificial deadline, Like I have to
be sitting at the computer at five get it.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I'm a big fan of routines. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (03:30):
And then when I'm done, then usually have dinner or
something like that, or go outside.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I was just telling Jen how much I love him.
This is great.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Well, you texted back that you were about to go
to bed. Well, because I want to crazy with up. Yeah,
I was in bed last night at six eight. I
was at least laying in bed and I had Money
Night Football on, but I was I was laying in bed.
Speaker 8 (03:53):
Awful, awful, so depressing. But yeah, I'll commiserate to you
via tech.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Gina says, I swear to God, I was just thinking
about you. Because of this, I will miss you in
a knife.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
It just extra sucks because you know, we get up
in the middle of the night and it's dark, and
then we go home and I mean, do you nap anymore?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I try, but I'm not successful with napping.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
So you get sunlight for like thirty minutes.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Exactly.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
So going back to how we adjust to daylight saving time,
even though you may have gotten that extra hours sleep,
but they're falling back. You still may feel groggy because
people just like the opportunity to say how groggy they are.
Because when the when the clocks go forward, we it's
never ending. We hear about how tired everybody is because
of the one the one hour difference of I at
least understand conceptually you've lost an hour on that one day.
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But how can you tell me that you're extra groggy
if you've gained an hour because.
Speaker 9 (04:55):
It gets stark so early.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Now experts say any change in sleep patterns can be
just disruptive and just make you feel out of it.
Some people more affected by the clock change than others,
which I do understand. There are many people that it
couldn't handle our schedule even if they had to do it,
They just they couldn't do it. They say it may
take up to a week to recover from the end
of daylight saving time, and they've got some tips on
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how to have your body adjust more easily.
Speaker 8 (05:25):
I always thought it was one day, like aet one
night of normal sleep and you're recovered.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Well when you travel. They say for every hour of
time change, it would take that many days. That many days.
So if it's one hour, that would be one day.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yeah, yeah, right, and this is one hour for the day,
all right.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
So here here are the tips according to the experts,
and how you can adjust better. Stick to your daily schedule,
so just following your usual schedule that just helps you
adapt faster. Apparently, Uh, getting outside and soaking up some sunlight,
even just sitting by a window to catch some sun
that helps reset the body's internal clock.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
Okay, Greg, try and find sunlight.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Well again, if you would just instead of doing the
work when the sun is up, do the work when
the sun is down. Although as we get deeper into
the winter, by five o'clock or close to five o'clock,
it will be dark.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Like yeah, so it starts getting dark so early.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Also a tip avoid taking naps because it's tempting. But
they say that mid day snooze could keep you from
getting a bed, getting to.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Bed early enough.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
It's true, but God love that.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
It is definitely true. But I also love it.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
I do have a rule for naps, like I love naps.
Those are a big thing for me in my schedule.
Time I do one pm.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
What oh wow?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Yeah, if I haven't taken it, if I haven't like
gone to take the nap by one pm, it's not happening.
Don't start your nap at one pm. Yeah, yeah, no,
because then that's what's going to keep you up long.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Three hours.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
Okay, so you have to be done by what time?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Three three thirty?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
So the latest is, you know, like say noon, So
I try to get out of here, get home, immediately
shut it down.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
And the reason it's three hours is because I've read
a lot about sleep and the sleep cycle is ninety minutes,
So you either got to do like a power nap
twenty minutes or so, or you gotta do the full
ninety minutes. If you go over ninety minutes, you got
to stay down for three hours another ninety minutes because
otherwise you wake up and that's when you're out of it,
because you're right in the middle of that cycle and it'll.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Throw you off.
Speaker 7 (07:23):
Is that all true?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
I found it to be true. Personally, I found it
to be true. I mean, it could be different for
other people.
Speaker 8 (07:29):
I used to found it to be true in that
twenty minute thing because it takes me in god an
hour to fall asleep. So yeah, you couldn't even get
twenty minutes because it's going to take that long to
fall a sleep. But if I do fall asleep unintentionally
and I'm only out for like twenty minutes, I do
feel great.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
The Sleep Foundation recommends keeping a steady sleep schedule, having
regular bedtime routine, avoiding caffeine in the afternoon and the evenings,
not doom scrolling, and using a sleep mask.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
In earplugs oh so uncomfortable. Yeah, I agree. I don't
like to sleep mask or the year plus.
Speaker 10 (08:01):
Greg, You're my hero because I You're the only human
being I know that doesn't sleep with their phone in
the bedroom.
Speaker 7 (08:08):
That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
I was put on the podcast I put on like
my buddy Mark Madden his show.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I'll listen to that. I'll listen to Steelers Nation Radio
on the.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
Iheartradiot, so it's not on all night.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Yeah, sep sleep time or like now that my my
fa check Ride is coming up from my pilot's license,
I'm listening to a lot of like check Ride prep
to sleep. Yeah, that's that's keeping me away because that
I'm listening and I'm playing the lights on TV going Really,
(08:40):
I'm ready to go to bed.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I'm ready to go to bed.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
And that's that's why I like it getting darker earlier,
because as I try to be a responsible person and
get a good chunk of sleep, when it's getting darker earlier,
like it's it's naturally putting my body in a state
of like shutting down. So that way it's easier for
me to get into bed. Like in the middle of
the summer, when it's bright and sunny, like, yeah, someone's
(09:04):
lawnmower still going. While I do love summer It's like
it's harder for me to fall even if the blackout
shades are drawn.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
Because you know what's on the other side of those exactly.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
You know, the shine people are happy.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Yeah, Around ten million Americans like Greg are affected by
seasonal effective disorder SAT ten million.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I would have thought it had got to get you.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
Gotta get a pink light, right.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
It's related to the change of seasons. Symptoms off and
you know, starting late in the fall. But there are
steps that you can take to manage it, from sun lamps, yeah,
to eating certain foods, to being social and those can
help you combat the seasonal effective disorder.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
When I lived in New York, I used to use
one of those lights, really, Dan, And.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I think smell would help too, Like if you smelled suntan.
Speaker 7 (09:50):
Oh, yeah, like latex, Yeah, that would put me in
a good mood.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
As far as the food, they recommend foods rich in
antioxidants like dark chocolate, blueberry, spinach, hammon. Sure, those are
all good. Get some vitamin D, like a vitamin D
supplement for your bone and immunity health also can help
regulate mood. That's what they say, all right. Exercising outdoors
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and the cold can be intense, but also that helps
with seasonal effective disordering. Really yeah, and then I'll get
by a little help from your friends. So spend some
time with your besties, with your homies. Yeah, because avoiding
isolation is important. So don't just stay in your house
like I'll bummed out.
Speaker 11 (10:29):
Yeah it's so easy too, because I never want to
go anywhere, even to the store.
Speaker 9 (10:33):
Once it's dark out. Well, I'm in for the night.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (10:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (10:37):
If you had to pick, would you rather live somewhere
where it's you know how there's parts of the world
that it's dark all the time or it's light all
the time?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
What would you pick? I would do light all the time.
I think that'd be cool.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Midnight sun Yeah, well, I think that would get really old.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Be easier to deal with though they're just living.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
In darkness, hid, I'd be sad.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I think both would suck. Both would suck. Like, I
think you would end up in the same position.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
I think you would end up with. In other words,
that I think you would end up in the same
mental state no matter if it was light all the
time or dark. I think either one would probably leaving
the same place.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
But I think a venture shapes.
Speaker 7 (11:16):
Yeah, the dark all the time.
Speaker 10 (11:18):
I think the crime rate would be through the roof,
because who commits their crimes at night?
Speaker 8 (11:22):
Yeah, it would be so bizarre. I think I would
go light. Yeah, but it's more practical.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
I would assume that would just drive you just as crazy.
I do want to at some point, I want to
go in one of those rooms that are so sound
proof that they say, uh that you hear your blood pumping.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
Yeah, I have access to the one, you really do. Yes, Yes,
you can't stay in there very long? Why because a
panic attack.
Speaker 8 (11:46):
Really, nobody has stayed in there longer than a few minutes. Really,
and they even offer to pay, like to anybody who
can stay in there for an hour. I think it
was like a million dollars.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
What you can do it? I feel like I could
do it.
Speaker 7 (11:58):
I think you could do it.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah, I don't know. If I probably just in there
they get sick. I mean, I'd be willing to try. Yeah,
I don't know. Apparently it makes you feel weird.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
Yeah, that's kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
But that's the thing.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
If you didn't know, I think you get an anxiety
attack if you didn't know why you were hearing, right,
But the fact that you know you're in this room
and it's so sound proved that that's why you're hearing it.
That would make that would make sense to you, and
you wouldn't freak out because you would know what it is,
so you.
Speaker 9 (12:26):
Think you can beat it. That's why you want to
do it.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
No, I just want I wanted to experience it.
Speaker 7 (12:30):
It's negative twenty five decibels.
Speaker 12 (12:35):
Negative apparently, okay, and the cash prize apparently as a rumor.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I'd be willing to try it.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
Yeah, it sounds cool because they have it at the
JBL office. That's the one that I went into. And
once they closed the.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Door, speaker people.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
Yeah, yeah, and once they close the door, it's just
that's cool.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
You want it, I would do it? Yeah, you want
to go?
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Now when you yell in there? Does it sound weird?
It's not reflecting? That's crazy, Like does it even make
a sound? Can you just hear it like internally right organization?
So sound that's escaping. Because the sound that's escaping, it's
not reflecting back, so it's not coming back to your ear.
Speaker 7 (13:14):
It would plably sound like you were super far away from.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah, water so weird.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
Well, their office is really cool. I mean, we're what
we're way into sound so obviously because what we do.
But uh, the stuff that they do there is crazy.
They put me in like this thing. It'll hit sound
on you in a full like if you were standing
in the middle of a basketball or something like that. Yeah, yeah,
it's it's weird.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
You can't even explain it. This is such a trip.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
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Speaker 5 (13:52):
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Speaker 6 (13:53):
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Speaker 13 (14:37):
Show.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
All right, welcome back everybody. Hey, it's November fourth. I
keep forgetting today's election day.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
No, I forget so many places across the country. Really
to get a stiffer, I know, dude, I've.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Paid so little attention to I've like tuned out on
politics so hard, and on news in general. Meet, I
feel like the only place I'm getting news is when
I get here. Me too, And I used to keep
up with it more. And then I hired dumb ass
Tyler to do a bunch of stuff like before the show,
to kind of like pull all that stuff where I
(15:12):
used to be on all the websites and finding these
different things and getting them, like, you know, prepared for
the show. I hired him to do that so it
would get me a little extra time in the morning.
And so now I'm like, kinda I'm just at the
mercy of whatever dumb ass Tyler has brought to How
scary is that?
Speaker 7 (15:28):
Yeah, that's a lot of trust.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
My portal into reality is dumb ass Tyler.
Speaker 8 (15:33):
When we take time off and I get back for
all I know world War three has started.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
I wouldn't know, yeah, because if you look at if
you look at the Instagram, which if I'm on social
media at this point, it's Instagram. I can't even tell
you the last time I went on on Twitter account.
I used to go on there to research some more
of the new stuff because all the news accounts.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Twitter is kind of for news.
Speaker 9 (15:54):
But the last time you were on it, what it
was called Twitter?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Yeah, and Instagram.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Instagram is just more for stuff and stuff that I
can send to my wife, like go check out this
really cute golden retriever. Yeah, some other funny stuff, a
lot of flying videos on of plane stuff, but stuff. Yeah,
that's it. I've really, I really made a point to
just ignore most things.
Speaker 7 (16:15):
Yeah, it's for the best. You'll say, you're saying I forget.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Who I was.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
Uh, it's bad.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Was it?
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Pete Davidson he said he's just completely off social media?
Speaker 7 (16:24):
Nice, Well he needed it, Like, yeah he was.
Speaker 6 (16:29):
The next level is at Sharon where he doesn't even
have a phone, doesn't even have a phone. Yeah, he
has email and that's how you get a hold of Yeah,
And like I just realized, like when you when you're
on some of these things, like most of stuff you're
even looking at, like the stuff that is getting posted
by people like I don't even care who cares?
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Like I don't care about any of this stuff. And
this is like it's supposed to be like an algorithm
that I'm interested in. So now it's like I seek
out things. So I found myself more on YouTube now. Yeah, YouTube,
because I'll look at something that I'm interested in, and
all of a sudden, it's the rabbit hole all the
other things that you'll be interested in based on what
you already watched. I signed up for YouTube Premium what
because I got sick of the the ads, like in
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the right in the middle of the video, right in
the good part.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
It was thought about you.
Speaker 8 (17:10):
The other night, I was watching a Depeche Mode video
on YouTube as you do, right, and.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Halfway through the song, I should get this YouTube. Yeah,
so YouTube premium, no no more ads, and what is
that one? I don't know. I have no idea.
Speaker 7 (17:26):
That's to me.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
They pitched it to me right in the middle, so
you know, you know you can skip these ads and
go click soul.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah, I didn't even look. I have no idea. Well, anyway,
Tay's election Day.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
It's a National candy Day, get rid of it, so
much leftover Halloween candy. It's National Day of Community Service. Uh,
It's National easy bake oven Day. Oh, the idea is
better than the reality.
Speaker 7 (17:52):
The light bulb that bakes.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
It takes forever. And then there's like it's a it's
one of those like Trader Joe's to bite brownies when
it's it's a row Dinner day. And it's also used
your common sense day today every day, please do all right?
We got the birthdays and the porn of birthday coming
up here in just a moment of first minute's gonna
tell us what's happening in the world of entertainment.
Speaker 6 (18:12):
Well, Stranger Things actor David Harbor, he's the dad and
stranger of things. He's not having a good couple of
months recently because he got divorced from singer Lily Allen,
and then Lily Allen came out with a whole album
talking about their divorce, and she apparently was saying that
he cheated, even though other people say they had an
(18:33):
open marriage. But oh no, it's not going well there now.
Entertain was married to.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
British singer what what song? Because the name sounds familiar
very much.
Speaker 7 (18:47):
She has quite a few songs that Alfie.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Yeah, yeah, you'd remember it.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
Yeah, because alternative ratio stesses were playing her songs for
a bit.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
All right, I'll look it up.
Speaker 6 (19:01):
Okay, look it up, all right. Also, continuing the story,
not very good entertainment websites are reporting that Millie Bobby
Brown filed the harassment uh acclaim against him before they
started filming this last season, and just saying that he
was bulling her and harassing her uh the Also the
(19:23):
claims do not have any sexual background on that, so
don't don't think about that, but just saying that he
was being very mean on set.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Lily Allen, this is the first video that came up
but soon okay, all right.
Speaker 14 (19:37):
Yeah, song called smile yeahone.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
And just like her cuddling and that was some good
the videos on YouTube premium.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Oh yeah, but I do remember this song, so you
can have.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
She was married to the Stranger Things soon yeah, and
before that, she was very tou a guy for.
Speaker 6 (20:20):
Crystal Method.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
I feel like this is when we worked together years ago.
That song came out like maybe like two thousand and eight.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
YEP. Absolutely is that one that was?
Speaker 6 (20:31):
Yes, actually she the one whose dad is Rob.
Speaker 7 (20:34):
That's okay.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
From the.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
Also, just to add to the pile of crap, apparently
there was some woman that was staying at his house
ten years ago and she jumped out of a window.
And now people are talking about.
Speaker 7 (20:50):
That like such a cool guy.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
What's up?
Speaker 6 (20:53):
I don't know, but you know, when stuff starts going down,
people start piling on, piling on like crazy. All right,
moving on, did you see this? The speculation is over.
Jennifer Aniston does have a man. His name is Jim Curtis.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Just saw that.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
And if you don't know who that is, he is
a hypnotist, author and wellness coach. Oh yeah, apparently Jennifer.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Don't know. I've never really heard anything about her as
a person.
Speaker 11 (21:21):
I heard that she's really nice, oh really yeah, But
I mean, I don't know if she's weird, not that
I've heard, but she could be.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
She seems like she just be kind of normal and chill. Yeah,
and it's always weird, Like I don't know, you know,
why she never really seemed to, you know, stand out.
I guess it doesn't really matter, but it's just surprising,
like she's rich, she's famous, she's pretty. Yeah, she seems cool. Like,
how did she not have like some perfect guy?
Speaker 10 (21:45):
Yeah, well but she did, she just didn't didn't stay.
I mean she's had a lot of like Brad Pitt,
she's had justin Thorau.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
I know That's what I mean, Like, you know somebody
who just that's just stuck.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (21:57):
But they went in Instagram official guy. She's off the market.
Over at HBO Max the TV show Welcome to Darry Yeah,
the third biggest hit ever next to House of the
Dragon and the Last of Us.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Okay, I got it.
Speaker 6 (22:15):
Sorry, we got there. We two shows I didn't watch,
so I'm sorry I didn't stick it to memory. But
you you said you watched it, Gina.
Speaker 7 (22:22):
Yeah, I saw the first.
Speaker 10 (22:24):
It's it's supposed to be very disturbing and weird, but
I'm like Greg, and everything is funny to me now,
Like it's just not scary.
Speaker 7 (22:32):
So I guess it's good. I'll stick around. But it's
not that scary to me.
Speaker 9 (22:36):
I'm John Stephen King novel, right.
Speaker 10 (22:38):
But yeah, it's based on it, okay, and like kind
of the origin story, gotcha?
Speaker 6 (22:42):
Okay, Now for Sammy, did you see this? This story
is not going away. Julia fox Halloween costume really upset
the Kennedy family. If you did not see she dressed
up as Jackie l the day that Kennedy got shot,
or the same dress everything, but the version that she
was warring for Halloween was covered in blood.
Speaker 9 (23:03):
Yeah, that's been a that's been a costume before.
Speaker 11 (23:05):
I mean, she didn't even it looks like she didn't
even have a JFK with her with the half head
blown off, because I've seen that as a couple of shots.
Speaker 10 (23:11):
Way classier than she, but you know, she's her.
Speaker 6 (23:15):
Yeah, well she's famous. So it got a lot of attention,
and they say it was not very classy. They said
it was desperate and disgusting as well.
Speaker 11 (23:23):
Well, Halloween is supposed to be horrific costume, scary, horrific moment.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
Yeah, all right, now in the dumbest headline I've seen, uh,
Like in the past week, fans think Justin Trudeau's Halloween
costume is a nod to Katie Perry. He was dressed
as the shark from when she performed at the Super Bowl.
I think I think it's a.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Nonrec What do you think I never understood that, what like,
what the obsession was over that whole thing.
Speaker 6 (23:56):
Stupid left shark thing because he was dancing like so off. Yeah,
even it looks like he's snuck on stage in the costume.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Is that what it was?
Speaker 7 (24:05):
Choreography?
Speaker 6 (24:05):
Yeah, he wasn't dancing and sync.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Yeah. I was kind of wonder like what the that's
a big obsession with that?
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Was?
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:12):
That and uh what did the fox say?
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:16):
I never liked that people pretend to be in that,
they pretended to be into. Uh, who's the dude from
American Idol to tried out William.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
Dude shot the hon dog?
Speaker 7 (24:25):
Oh yeah, do you know whatever?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
For the birthday? Were gonna shiver? Wen, She was like,
it's ship and you know you don't all right?
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Starting with the celebrity, he is happy birthday to Sammy's favorite?
Did he fifty six years old? Are you going to
blow a call into the person today?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (24:50):
Yeah, Actually, can we wrap this up?
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Was there a story that did he get ah, did
he get attacked or something?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
I saw that over the weekend.
Speaker 10 (24:58):
There's again we talked about he woke up to somebody
like holding a knife.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
I didn't read it because I didn't care, yahout Sammy,
if everybody would have, right, maybe it was.
Speaker 6 (25:07):
Like the old first to know about it, to talk
about these alphaigthums, like I've been seeing stuff lately, like
it's a month old popping up in my feet now,
like it's.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
New poor Dinny, Right, guys, Yeah, Matthew McConaughey is fifty
six years old. Ralph Maccio, Daniel Russo and the crowdate
kid movies Cobra KaiA.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
He's sixty four.
Speaker 7 (25:26):
Possible he looks twenty five.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Former First Lady Laura Bush first of All. Bush is
seventy nine. Bethany Frankel, one of the original Real Housewives
of New York City and a legit multimillionaire thanks to
that whole like Skinny Girl, Oh thanks fifty five Today
Jeff Probes, the host of Survivor, is sixty four. Celebrity chef.
He's an Austime houses pie. Curtis Stone is fifty years old,
(25:52):
and eugh Kathy Griffin, Oh, he is sixty five. Left
her for the bottom of the shoe. No, she's in
that movie Weapons right. Your is Michelle Moist Moist and
Today's Birthday Girl. She's Juggled More Balls than the Harlem Globetrotters,
and ninety three fine films, including a bunch that are
playing on her name, like Experience Miss Moist. She was
(26:15):
in forecast calls for Hot Wet Moist. She was in
Hot Wet Lesbians, also Deep Moist Treatment Volume one. But
then she's also been some other films like Between the Cheeks.
She was in Baby Loves the Shaft Volume eleven. She
was in Smoking and Masturbating in the Sun and who
(26:37):
can Forget her? Unforgeta role in Danger type Vagina Ahead, Look.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Danger.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
That's Michelle Moyst, who's thirty nine years old today. That's
your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that is a
Tuesday morning. Look at what's happening in the world of
entertainment here on the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Is all right, welcome back.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
I got this uh delivery and it had my wife's
name on it. It was an Amazon delivery, and it
had all this random stuff in there.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
And she didn't order any that. I didn't order anyth that.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
I'll order stuff off of our Amazon sometimes stuff I
order comes with her name on the label.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
I mean, no big deal. I didn't order it. Nobody
in our house ordered this stuff, and it was like
a seat cushion, you know, like people with a bad back,
like we'll have like an extra like almost like a
memory phone kind of thing. There there was that.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
There was just something like just random like this organizer
I don't even know, look almost kind of like a
like a tackle box looking thing.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Huh. Different I don't know, maybe for like crafts, different
buttons or beads or is that what's called.
Speaker 7 (27:50):
Kaboot they were back in the day and they still
have them.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Is that where the whole a kitten kaboodle came from?
Speaker 7 (27:57):
Exactly?
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Yeah, it's just what I we didn't order it. That's
so strange. Now what's that thing called? Where? Uh they're
doing it? Brush? You're brushing? Okay.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
I was trying to tell my wife that I've heard
of something happening where you'll get random stuff.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
But what are they trying to do? Again?
Speaker 7 (28:14):
Okay, we're going hard this. It's I forget though the
same way. It's like it's if they send it to
a resident and it's marked just delivered to a real
life address, that gets them credibility in the system, I.
Speaker 6 (28:25):
Believe, And they want fake reviews.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
I'm looking at right now, so I'm supposed to review
this stuff now, but it'll be it'll be marked as
because they just send it to any address, but it'll
be marked as like actually delivered, right.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
Yeah, I'll be marked is delivered and sold, So it
like helps them on the reviews. Also, they will put
like fake QR codes in there and they want you
to they put it in your information.
Speaker 7 (28:50):
There was Joe kind of on them if you just
keep it and move on with your life.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Because there was there was nothing in there, but it was.
Speaker 11 (28:57):
Is it just to have a confirmed purchase so that
it will be four thousand people ordered this, But really
it's just then ordering it and sending it to their
firmed account because there are like piles of trash on
Amazon that are.
Speaker 7 (29:07):
Like best user, you know, best most bottom?
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Am I am I in the wrong? If we like,
what are we supposed to do with this stuff? Can
we keep it?
Speaker 7 (29:18):
You're supposed to report it.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
We did.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
We called Amazon and said we didn't order this stuff,
and they go, we're not quite sure where it came
from either, and nothing will.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Happen and that's the end of it.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
And it was in there, but it was a box
that had that Amazon tape so weird, the Amazon.
Speaker 7 (29:31):
Brand taped over it paper tape.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Yeah, my wife's name on it. It looked like any
other Amazon delivery.
Speaker 11 (29:37):
And there wasn't anything that you ordered that hasn't come yet.
Speaker 7 (29:40):
No, okay nothing. This is like the next level, like
it was really weird. Step one and then step two,
question mark, Step three, profits of it?
Speaker 2 (29:48):
What is China? What are you doing to China? This
is mysterious.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
Yeah, because I told my wife said, maybe we should
just donate this stuff because I don't want to be
in possession of it.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Yeah, you've done nothing. I'm not going to jail over this.
We'll be right back shows all right, into another new
hour Insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Thank you
for being here. I'm on it. That's great.
Speaker 6 (30:19):
Gory.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Yeah, we got menace?
Speaker 6 (30:20):
What is up high?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Yeah? What are you working at?
Speaker 4 (30:23):
I see a mask there's saying Morgan's here, no reason
the reason?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Laugh? What I'm just getting ready?
Speaker 3 (30:30):
What?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
What? What?
Speaker 12 (30:30):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (30:31):
What just went through your mind in that moment?
Speaker 6 (30:34):
I don't know fun being honest.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Yeah, you start randomly cracking up. I look up at
most it's just like chuck late. Yeah, is it residual high?
Speaker 6 (30:45):
Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Okay, all right, that was that was strange. Yeah, I'm
not having a great time, don't get me wrong, but
I'm enjoying myself. Yeah, we're all having the blast. It's
all good.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Yeah, phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
you can send us a text over to two to
nine eighty seven. I will try that new game out again.
Can you get back through?
Speaker 3 (31:02):
It?
Speaker 7 (31:03):
So funny?
Speaker 2 (31:04):
So you know what it is. Here's here's what I've learned.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
You know, if you ever watched the Howard Stern movie
back in the day at that time, he said, and
that's when I learned a very important lesson lesbians equal ratings, right,
and that that time has has passed.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
You know, we moved on.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Uh, the dumber, the dumber things are, the more people
like them.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
I found like the the just the more, the more dumb,
the more silly, get.
Speaker 7 (31:33):
A bigger response. Yeah, people like to participate.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
You guys like really simple things, which is great because
instead of us, you know, dumb people sitting around trying
to think of like some high level.
Speaker 6 (31:42):
Idea, is something so stupid, something so dumb?
Speaker 4 (31:48):
Like and it was all from the one day we
were trying to get somebody called back in. We called
a name and they were supposed to call back with
a certain amount of time, and uh, we got disconnected
and we were looking for that person. Yeah, and we
just kept going through and people like that was the
funniest thing they've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
And I'm like a.
Speaker 7 (32:06):
Kept answering the call.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
Hey girl, Yeah, so you know there's a new contest.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Can you get back through? And we'll tell you so,
like you'll call in, Uh, we'll give.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
You a password and then the the the task is
you got to try to call back in to the
same number, the radio station number and get through in
that time. But everybody else is trying the rest of
the listeners are trying to keep you from being able
to get through. Yeah, and we'll just keep going through
the phones, hoping that you pick up or that we
pick up and you're on the other end.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
It's the dumbest contest. Yeah, but people love that stuff.
Speaker 15 (32:40):
I know the guy was able to do it last time.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Yeah. Yeah, what do we give you, like five minutes? Yeah,
I think it was five minutes. We set the time.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
Look, it's it's stupid, but it's your chance to win something.
We got that coming up. Gina Grad's got this morning's
trending news headlines.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (32:55):
Well, an announcement hit this morning that former VP Dick
Cheney died at eighty four years old. Yeah, forty six,
Vice president from two thousand and one to two thousand
and nine under President George W. Bush and with big
part of the remember the war on terror in the
early two thousand.
Speaker 6 (33:11):
In the face he did that, that was part of
the war on Terror.
Speaker 10 (33:15):
Yeah, His family released a statement saying he died from
complications of pneumonia and heart disease. And just a little
background on this guy. He spent nearly four decades working
on the Capitol. He was the youngest White House Chief
of Staff under President Ford Ow represented Wyoming in the
US House of Representatives, Secretary of Defense under President Bush Senior,
then VP under President Bush Junior. No, he's known for
(33:39):
being the most politically active and influential VP in history.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Okay, wells PA, He'll be missed.
Speaker 10 (33:45):
Elections are happening all over the country today, and even
though it's not a presidential year, the results are going
to show how voters feel about the big parties and
their big policies. So here's just a couple of the
key races that people are going to be watching. California Prop. Fifty,
that's the whole redistricting saying, now, this measure would let
the state redraw its congressional map, which would pretty much
help Democrats gain up to five US House seats.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Yeah, and that's such a substantial lead. Yeah, sixty support. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (34:13):
New York City's mayoral race.
Speaker 10 (34:15):
Those are candidates Zoran Mamdani, who is a socialist Democrat.
He would be the New York's first Muslim mayor, former
Governor Andrew Cuomo who's an independent, and Curtis Leewall, who's
a Republican. And New Jersey's governor race, that's Republican Jack
Cidarelli against Democrat Mikey Cherrell. And since New Jersey usually
votes Democrat, this race is going to show whether Republicans
(34:37):
are gaining any ground or none at all. And Week
nine wrapped up last night with the Cardinals taking on
the Cowboys. The Cardinals gave Dak Prescott a tough night,
sacking him five times, forcing three turnovers a born game.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
Yeah, the two teams of losing records, you know that
used to be the Thursday night matchup, you know, like
the THURSDA night football matchups were always garbage, and those
have been pretty good. And now it's like, you know,
Sunday night, Thursday night, and these Monday nights have been
dogs for the most part.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Week Well.
Speaker 10 (35:06):
Wide receiver Marvin Harrison Junior also had one of his
best games of the season. He caught seven passes for
ninety six yards and a touchdown that did help the
Cardinals win twenty seven to seventeen. And actress Diane Ladd
somebody I know Morgan knows from a ton of movies.
Speaker 15 (35:21):
Oh yeah, I love her so much.
Speaker 10 (35:23):
She passed away at eighty nine years old. She was
a three time Oscar Now Mama.
Speaker 7 (35:27):
She she Lord Dirt, Laura Durt's.
Speaker 6 (35:31):
Wait, I still don't know another actor we're talking about either.
Speaker 10 (35:34):
Yeah, she was an actress and tons of movies, TV theater,
big standout roles and again some of Morgan's favorites Alice
Doesn't Live Here Anymore, Wild at Heart, Ramblin Rose.
Speaker 7 (35:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (35:44):
Two of those were with her daughter, Laura Dern, who
posted a very nice tribute saying her mom was an
amazing hero. And are you familiar with Bruce Dern. That's
her father. Nope, said this was a tremendous actress.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
You don't know, Bruce Brucie.
Speaker 9 (35:58):
Yeah, old Bruce.
Speaker 6 (36:00):
I'm looking up Lauren Dern.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Laura, Laura, Laura Dern.
Speaker 7 (36:04):
I mean, did you ever see dress that's.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Not going to be like the same way that he
mentions people, We go, who the f is that?
Speaker 7 (36:10):
Jurassic Mark?
Speaker 6 (36:11):
And I'm not And I've heard the name, and I
couldn't tell you why.
Speaker 9 (36:18):
Christmas vacation she was. She's one of the grandma's.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Yeah, oh you know what, I think Clark's mom, right.
Speaker 7 (36:25):
Yeah, the like classy one.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Yeah, Clark's mom. Right, it looks beautiful.
Speaker 8 (36:29):
I thought I knew the name Diane Ladd, but I
couldn't tell you from where.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Yeah, I know she was Laura Durn's mom. Yeah, there
you go, learning so much?
Speaker 15 (36:38):
Is she British?
Speaker 7 (36:39):
No?
Speaker 15 (36:39):
No, no, good, try the more sounds like a British name.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Well.
Speaker 10 (36:42):
The Trump administration has announced that they'll release half of
the usual Snap benefits for people on the program. However,
none of it will be available for new applicants this month,
and even with some money coming in, it's going to
take time states are going to need to update their
systems to handle the snap payments, and the USDA says
it could take weeks or even months for some to
do that update. There what all this is happening, By
(37:04):
the way, as the government shut down drags into its
fifth week with no end in.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
Sight, it's a new record, like an all time record,
like the longest shutdown ever.
Speaker 7 (37:13):
We're number one.
Speaker 6 (37:14):
Garbage is what it is.
Speaker 15 (37:15):
It is gonna go past the holidays. I'm telling you
they don't care.
Speaker 7 (37:17):
Then they don't get a brain.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
You know all about that, but you don't know about
Laura Dern.
Speaker 10 (37:24):
Yeah, a guy in Chicago was arrested in charge yesterday
after he threatened to kill President Trump on social media.
Speaker 7 (37:30):
He's fifty seven years old.
Speaker 10 (37:32):
He posted a selfie style video back in mid October,
and he said he was going to get some guns
and take care of business himself. He continued by saying
he was tired of all the effing frauds and that
people needed to f and die. And he ended the
video by saying that Trump should be executed.
Speaker 4 (37:46):
See, and this is the problem. These people will get
so crazy, like politics just completely destroys them.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Yeah, you know, and like assumes people.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
I have a number of people in my life, friends,
family members and such, were is like the super Bowl,
Like it's it's it's such a whatever election day totally,
but it's not even the midterms. It's not a presidential election.
But man, they're all over Their whole day is just surrounding,
you know, like centered on this election today and you're.
Speaker 7 (38:16):
Going to see so many stickers, so many.
Speaker 4 (38:18):
Stickers, like they're they're they're like can't They've canceled other
plans because they're going to be home watching like returns.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
I'm like, wow, for people that we pay their employees,
they don't care about you.
Speaker 6 (38:31):
They're approving right now, they don't actually care about you,
yeah at all.
Speaker 7 (38:34):
You're not getting snap benefits, you're not getting paid.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Yeah, what's week.
Speaker 10 (38:38):
The video of this dude made it to a concerned citizen,
which is nice. He reported to the local authorities and
the dude was charged with making a threat in interstate
commerce to injure a person and if he's convicted, he
could look at five years in prison. And finally, just
another reminder that the Mega millions drawing is tonight. That
jackpot is up to oh nothing eight hundred million, and
(39:01):
no one has won a jackpot in November since twenty sixteen.
It's been growing since June when somebody won in Virginia
in Friday's drawing. More than half a million tickets won
these little, smaller prizes and the whole total payout was
like eleven million.
Speaker 4 (39:14):
They're five bucks a piece, Greg, Yeah, I know that much.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
They were they were two. Now there's not a power
Ball five. I thought power ball is two bucks. I
don't know. That might be five as well. I don't know.
I always find these kind of complicated.
Speaker 10 (39:27):
Well, if somebody, yeah, there's a lot of them. If
someone matches all six numbers, it's going to be the
ninth largest Mega Million's jackpot ever. And yeah, they're five
bucks drawings or every Tuesday and Friday at eleven pm Eastern.
The odds of winning any prize are one in twenty three.
That's great dollar, but the jackpot that's one in two
hundred and ninety, like.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Greg to stick with Keno, Yeah right, it's I saw
a guy at the Communion store earlier in the week
and he was buying like.
Speaker 4 (39:54):
A fistful in each ticket. I swear was minimum twenty bucks. Yeah,
like on those scratchers. Yeah, you know, and he had
like a ton of them.
Speaker 7 (40:02):
That's an addiction.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
It was like, how much would you just spend on scratchers?
Speaker 8 (40:05):
Yeah, those are the ones that have the big prizes.
But imagine spending twenty bucks on a scratcher.
Speaker 6 (40:10):
On one scratcher I did once I got crazy think
about it. It's like one pool on a twenty dollars
slop machine.
Speaker 7 (40:16):
Way can you imagine Greg doing I'll.
Speaker 6 (40:18):
Tell you this, Greg, I did win one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
That's good.
Speaker 6 (40:21):
And how much I quit the game?
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Twenty bucks on a twenty dollars ticket.
Speaker 8 (40:25):
This is the most I've ever won on a scratcher
was one hundred. Yeah, and that was a I think
it was a one dollar ticket.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
I never played again. Turn I never won ever.
Speaker 4 (40:35):
You never win.
Speaker 7 (40:35):
I don't think I've ever won either, or get like
a play again.
Speaker 6 (40:39):
Well, we talked about this all the time, and Sammy
says it's like part of people's DNA or something. The
winners just win because, dude, I'm telling you, we have
listeners that come to come out to every single event
and I'll do raffles and somehow they win every time.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Even though there are like a couple hundred people there.
Speaker 6 (40:58):
A couple hundred people there, and they get picked every time.
Speaker 11 (41:03):
How something that says that luck is genetic, I don't
know the science side, and there were studies done and
that luck is genetic.
Speaker 6 (41:10):
I don't know, but dude, I'm sorry to believe that
from the scientific standpoint, make any sense that I could
blame my parents for never winning. So there was this
one contest. I'm like, okay, there's let me do a
new way of giving away gift card, right, So I
went and I hid somewhere. I wrote down a number
in on my hand, I closed it, and I went
(41:30):
around the crowd of hundreds of people. And the guy
that won is a guy that shows up to every
single event. He guessed the number. I'm like, how how
did this guy gets sixty nine? Like something obvious for
any listener.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
In the show?
Speaker 6 (41:44):
No, it was seventeen.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
But I'm just like the dude.
Speaker 4 (41:49):
Three brothers in California, I guess their mom died and
they were going through the attic and they found a
pristine copy of the first Superman comic from nineteen thirty nine.
It's going up for auction. I thought about Greg and
that guitar. Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
He done anything with that yet.
Speaker 8 (42:06):
A couple of days from now, I'm meeting with a
quote appraiser expert.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Greg was given these guitars. Yeah, I got when his
brother died. One guitar in three basses. Yeah. And it
turns out these guitars, at least one of.
Speaker 8 (42:18):
Them, one of them, yes, is potentially worth a lot.
It doesn't have a series.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
It was unknowns to your your brother.
Speaker 8 (42:25):
I'm assuming he knew a lot about basses, so I
think he knew that was his most valuable one. I
don't know how he didn't sell it already. Yeah, but
it's called a Lembic, which is apparently is like a
cool brand a bass.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Yeah, so I mean, but not not exactly this not
exactly for Superman Cam.
Speaker 4 (42:44):
Yeah, it's going up for auction. It could sell for
over six million dollars. I'm just sitting in someone's attic.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
That's luck.
Speaker 8 (42:53):
That's right, got some serious f you money. If you
still miss your mom at that point though.
Speaker 5 (42:57):
Right, say that.
Speaker 6 (43:05):
Im, Yeah, she had a good life because if.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
It wasn't for that, we would have never been going
through this attic.
Speaker 7 (43:11):
That's exactly right, got to.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Find a silver lining, you know. Guys.
Speaker 4 (43:15):
All right, so let's let's take the break and then
we'll come back and we'll get somebody on the line
to see if you can get back through. And again,
everybody else, you have a role on this as well,
because you have to try to call in to keep
the other person from getting back through and getting the prize.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
Else it's not a game effort. You know.
Speaker 4 (43:34):
We can actually add another wrinkle to it. Yeah, all right,
so let's get a contestant. You will have to try
to get back through in the five minutes. Okay, if
you do that, we'll give you a prize. If we
get to the five minutes and we haven't gotten to
that person yet, the last person on the phone that
we talked to, they'll be the winner. Incentivizes you see, Yeah,
(44:00):
this is how ideas happened.
Speaker 7 (44:02):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
This is this is how the next great get It's
the dumbest thing ever. It's a can you get back through?
If you want to be the person that's trying to
get back through, give us a call eight seven seven
forty four Woody No.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Woody show text Dan eight seven, Yeah, look at me,
call in. We're gonna play this game. Dumb.
Speaker 7 (44:30):
It's it's it is, well, it's a it's a new game.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
We played it once before. It's called can you get
back through? That's like eight seven seven forty four. Woody
Morgan's been working on. It's getting somebody uh lined up.
Let's say how to Curtis. Curtis. Curtis, Hey, guys, good morning.
What are you doing. Curtis doing well? All right, having
to work. Listen to you guys.
Speaker 4 (44:53):
All right, So Curtis, the deal is, uh, we're gonna
talk to you here for a second, and then as
soon as we hang up, you're gonna have to get
back through.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
Same number.
Speaker 4 (45:02):
You just call it eight seven seven forty four. Go
five minutes to do that. Now, Morgan did give you it.
Don't tell me what it is, don't say it on
the air. But Morgan gave you a password, right she did. Okay,
that way we know it's actually Curtis because a lot
of people might try to pretend I'm Curtis.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Well Curtis, yeah, all right, Curtis. The first route yeaheah,
all right, so you know how dumb it is. It's
super super dumb, all right.
Speaker 4 (45:26):
So we're gonna We're gonna hang on now, everybody else
call in eight seven seven forty four Woody and h
Curtis is gonna have five minutes to call in. Your job,
as the listeners are to keep calling and jamming up
the phone lines to keep Curtis from getting through. Now,
if we get to the five minute mark and we
haven't talked to Curtis yet, whoever is that last person
on the line, they will be the winner and they're
(45:48):
gonna win.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
The prize, steal it from Curtis. See how that works?
Speaker 4 (45:51):
Uh huh, all right, eight seven seven forty four, Woody,
all right, Curtis, I'm gonna hang up on anybuddy.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
Time time starts right now. Okay, all right, let's go
uh right to the phones. Yeah, what is show? Who's this?
How you doing?
Speaker 1 (46:10):
This?
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Is me saying, oh yeah, it doesn't sound anything like Curtis.
I would thank you for the call. What do you show?
Who's this.
Speaker 5 (46:19):
From Mondo?
Speaker 2 (46:21):
What's your zodiac signs?
Speaker 5 (46:27):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (46:27):
It's laughing?
Speaker 2 (46:28):
Great, it's cool. You think you would know that about
the show. Who's this?
Speaker 12 (46:34):
Walter?
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Walter?
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Walter, not Curtis. Does he know his zodiac sign? Yeah?
You know what your zodiac sign is What does that mean? Sammy?
Speaker 9 (46:45):
Well that's in?
Speaker 2 (46:48):
Yeah, all right, what do you show? Who's this? Hey?
There's a scene though from Ontario scene not Curtis.
Speaker 7 (46:57):
And I don't believe them.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
All right, what do you show? Who's this? List? How
are you? How are you this morning? I'm doing great?
You're doing great? Are you? Guys? We're doing good? Any
thoughts on capricorns?
Speaker 7 (47:14):
No, I'm a leo, so we only love leos.
Speaker 6 (47:19):
Everybody knows that.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
Thank you call, Thanks for listening to the show. See
what do you show? Who is this? All right? Hello?
Speaker 5 (47:28):
Poop?
Speaker 2 (47:30):
Hey is this Curtis?
Speaker 5 (47:32):
No?
Speaker 2 (47:33):
I love you, Morgan, sweet Curtis. What do you show?
Who is this? Curtis? What is what is the password?
Speaker 3 (47:46):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (47:46):
You guys? Got me lying, liar? What do you show?
Who's this? Michael? Michael? All right, Michael, not Curtis. Michael.
How old were you when you lost your virginity? Eighteen eighteen?
Speaker 13 (48:06):
All right?
Speaker 2 (48:06):
Right, all right, that's respectable? All right, solid? What do
you show? Who is this? We're two minutes in, by
the way, Yeah, who is this? Nope? Sean not Curtis.
What do you show? Who's this?
Speaker 5 (48:24):
Elvis from San Dimo.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
Oh way, oh my god, what do you show? Who
is this? Yeah? Who is this? Hey? Sean? Oh Sean?
What's your favorite band of all time?
Speaker 5 (48:42):
Sublime?
Speaker 2 (48:42):
Sublime? Good choice, Seemon Alter Ego? What do you show?
Who's this?
Speaker 5 (48:48):
Brian Jacksonville, North Carolina. I love bb wh.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
There's a guy another guy, not Curtis. What do you show?
Who's this?
Speaker 5 (49:00):
Danny?
Speaker 2 (49:01):
Hey? Danny's Danny. Danny just sounds like he's chilling. Yeah, yeah,
all right, Danny, thank you to call. What do you show?
Who's this?
Speaker 1 (49:11):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (49:13):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (49:15):
Robert?
Speaker 2 (49:16):
Robert? Hey, Robbie, what do you show? Who's this?
Speaker 3 (49:20):
This is Manny?
Speaker 2 (49:21):
Hey, Manny? Do you ever try anal? No? No, you're
missing out. We're just we're just drawing that random question.
What do you want for me?
Speaker 4 (49:31):
First thing that came to mind, What do you show?
Who's this?
Speaker 2 (49:34):
This is Jeremiah from Santa Claride, Jeremiah, Good morning, Jeremiah.
You ever received Daniel? Has anybody ever played with your butt?
Speaker 3 (49:44):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (49:44):
Yeah, yeah?
Speaker 1 (49:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (49:46):
The Daily there was.
Speaker 4 (49:48):
Well, there was there was a moment there where all
the ladies magazines are trying to convince ladies that that's
what dudes really wanted was like a digit and the sphincter.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
Yeah, yeah, not so much. What do you show? Who's this? Erica? Erica? Hey, Erica?
Speaker 1 (50:04):
How she?
Speaker 2 (50:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (50:05):
She was?
Speaker 2 (50:06):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (50:07):
Well, Erica, I'm sorry I didn't win the trip to Dubai,
but I'm glad you finally made it through.
Speaker 2 (50:11):
We tried to call you a couple of times.
Speaker 11 (50:13):
I know, I know, I'm so fun.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
Yeah that's right, Well, thank you for calling. Thanks Erica.
Speaker 7 (50:17):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
We're four minutes and seventeen seconds in What do you show?
Speaker 13 (50:22):
Show?
Speaker 2 (50:23):
What do you show? Who's this?
Speaker 7 (50:25):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (50:25):
Stephanie? Hi, Stephanie is not Curtis? Thank you?
Speaker 1 (50:30):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (50:30):
What do you show? Who's this?
Speaker 1 (50:36):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (50:39):
What do you show?
Speaker 1 (50:40):
Who's this?
Speaker 2 (50:42):
Uh? Karen not Curtis, not Curtis? All right, thanks to
show who's this?
Speaker 5 (50:49):
Miss Curtis is not Curtis.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
Curtis with a clatorus. I want to show who's this?
All right?
Speaker 1 (50:57):
Now?
Speaker 2 (50:57):
Oh he got he got you, he made it. I
want to show who's this? The wire?
Speaker 7 (51:04):
No, it's not even what's the password is Curtis?
Speaker 2 (51:08):
What's the password?
Speaker 4 (51:08):
I'm telling you for four minutes and fifty eight seconds
when I picked up that call.
Speaker 2 (51:13):
Oh yeah, what what's the password? Belzone Morgan the that's incredible,
ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
Speaker 4 (51:25):
I'm telling you, yeah, if you're listening on the podcast,
I want you to time it yourself, and I want
you to look at the time when we picked up
this call. Four minutes and fifty eight seconds.
Speaker 2 (51:39):
I was looking right at the clock when I picked
up it. Curtis, I'm talking about it. Bye bye, Abe.
You got through and you are the winner on can
you get back through it? Yeah? That is on the thing.
Speaker 7 (51:54):
That is unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (51:56):
Oh my god. Well Curtis, congratulations, enjoy your prize. Hang
on one second, we'll get all your information. Okay, let's
appreciate it all right. Wow, have you ever tried anyone?
Speaker 8 (52:09):
Well, of course, okay, yeah, obviously I'm just throwing it
out there.
Speaker 2 (52:13):
Excuse to me be the question today.
Speaker 5 (52:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (52:15):
Well, Curtis, congratulations, Hang on one second, we got some more. Wow.
I can't did four minutes and fifty eight seconds. That
was under old buddy minutes.
Speaker 13 (52:25):
How about je Guy juice guy.
Speaker 5 (52:30):
Yeah, he just.
Speaker 2 (52:32):
Lookshop like a like a marshmallow. Yeah.
Speaker 15 (52:36):
His name is Menace though he's kind of like a
menace in the streets.
Speaker 2 (52:42):
They show. Well, this dude in Isla goes into a bar.
It's the beginning of every great joke.
Speaker 3 (52:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (52:50):
Anyway, he went into a bar dressed up in his
Halloween costume as Hitler. Good idea full on Nazi uniform,
the Hitler mustache, the whole thing. He was posing for
pictures while doing the Nazi salute.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
Wo wow, that's smart.
Speaker 4 (53:04):
Uh Not everyone in the bar wanted the pictures. Some
people complained, but one employee and the owner blew it off,
saying it was just a costume.
Speaker 2 (53:14):
Really, I mean, that's the Hitler. Anyway.
Speaker 4 (53:18):
The owner of the bar has been getting a ton
of heat about this whole thing since word got out,
and now he's on the defensive. He said that he
did ask this guy to leave, but he regrets not
acting sooner. He says he was an utter shock at
the costume, and so he went to his office to
clear his head and to think about the costume. Okay,
(53:39):
and then after a little bit he decided then that
the guy needed to go. That's what the people him.
You know, I'm seeing this.
Speaker 2 (53:47):
I'm really upset by it.
Speaker 4 (53:48):
I think I'm gonna go to my office for a
few minutes and I'm just gonna think on this flea.
Speaker 2 (53:55):
Yeah, man, how do he grade that? I mean from
an excuse generation?
Speaker 6 (53:58):
Yeah, my mentals were stuff. Yeah, I mean it is
pretty good, but not believable.
Speaker 4 (54:04):
He's been getting a death threats over it, which is ridiculous.
Speaker 6 (54:07):
That's overboard.
Speaker 4 (54:09):
Now as far as the guy who was in the costume,
he's a hockey coach there in town at Drake University,
or or should I say he.
Speaker 2 (54:15):
Was a hockey coach, he's been so fired.
Speaker 10 (54:19):
Yeah, he's not a great representation of the school.
Speaker 2 (54:23):
Yeah, so you're out, you're fired.
Speaker 4 (54:27):
A woman in New York she was out last week
trick or treating and she found that someone had stuck
a sewing needle inside of a piece of candy.
Speaker 2 (54:33):
Now my first question here is why is a grown
lady trick tree?
Speaker 4 (54:38):
Why is a grown ass woman out trick treating? Was
there a kid with her?
Speaker 5 (54:44):
Like?
Speaker 2 (54:44):
Why? Anyway?
Speaker 4 (54:45):
She calls the cops, reports the needle in the candy,
and then hit up the community facebook page. She gave
everybody a heads up. Cops dig into it and figured
out this bitch had made the whole thing up.
Speaker 10 (54:55):
Of course, there has not been one real case of
this ever having a this is like an eighties.
Speaker 7 (55:00):
Like rumor mill.
Speaker 2 (55:01):
This is like finger in the chili kind of yeah.
Speaker 11 (55:04):
And a sewing needle, like a grandma is putting that
in the candy.
Speaker 4 (55:10):
She wasn't even in the neighborhood, She wasn't out trigger cheating.
She just wanted the attention. So she was arrested in
charge with making a false report.
Speaker 10 (55:17):
And this bitch is the reason we all had to
take our candy to the emergency room when we were
kids to have it x rayed.
Speaker 6 (55:23):
You actually do that, Yes, we did x ray.
Speaker 10 (55:26):
Yes, because like the moms would take all the kids
would be like twenty of us and we don't have
to stand in line with our bags.
Speaker 2 (55:35):
Cancer.
Speaker 11 (55:36):
I mean you can't put there's no needles, Yeah you can.
Speaker 6 (55:42):
Did you put a lead vest over it?
Speaker 2 (55:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (55:45):
Yeah, just pray for some lead sick.
Speaker 4 (55:50):
Maybe drag it across a field of aids.
Speaker 2 (55:56):
Is that era of the tail and all murders?
Speaker 10 (55:59):
Absolutely, and the and when you used to get candy
bars with just the foil, you know, so they're kind
of like basically open and exposed, remember, and then it
was just wrapped.
Speaker 4 (56:09):
So hershey bars, Yeah, Hershey bars used to be wrapped
in foil and then it was inside of like a
paper sleeve that had the brown Hershey wrapper.
Speaker 7 (56:16):
That all that had to stop.
Speaker 4 (56:18):
Yeah, see, I remember they would say you could bring
your your candy down, and they would like X ray,
sure would. But I never knew anybody who actually did it.
Your parents did that.
Speaker 7 (56:28):
Well, to be fair, it wasn't. It wasn't my mom.
Speaker 10 (56:30):
It was a friend's mom who said, okay, girls, everyone
get in the minivan and we're going to the emergency room.
We had to stand there in our costumes, we put
our bags through.
Speaker 1 (56:39):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (56:40):
I'm older than you. I don't remember them doing that.
Speaker 7 (56:42):
Yep, it happened in the eighties.
Speaker 2 (56:44):
Well.
Speaker 4 (56:44):
The other thing is like we would know that the
parents would want to go through the candy before we
get home, so like as we're walking and trigg or treating,
we'd just be eating the candy.
Speaker 2 (56:52):
Yeah, no one's checking it exactly. Do it right there.
Speaker 7 (56:55):
You didn't save it till you got home to just
put it all in piles.
Speaker 9 (56:58):
Yeah I want to do.
Speaker 7 (57:00):
Yeah, my brother and I would do they train and
then categorize it.
Speaker 2 (57:02):
We were eating it. You didn't do that.
Speaker 4 (57:05):
With the rest of it that was left when we
get back. We had to try to figure out we
would hide the wrappers in the bushes.
Speaker 5 (57:10):
You know.
Speaker 2 (57:11):
He didn't want to get caught eating the candy before.
Speaker 4 (57:13):
Of course, your mom had a chance to look for
the staples, right, you did good stuff.
Speaker 2 (57:17):
Categorize yours, like by chocolate, by fruit.
Speaker 7 (57:21):
Trees, and you could give up and trade.
Speaker 2 (57:24):
You didn't do that, and wow, and they were I know, right, alright,
eight seven, seven forty four, Woodie, that's the number here, Morgan,
on scale one to ten, what would you give the
Woody show?
Speaker 15 (57:35):
I want to say six, seven, but I'm sticking with six.
Speaker 2 (57:39):
No, but to show, you.
Speaker 15 (57:43):
Know, seven we even realized at the time what I
was saying.
Speaker 4 (57:48):
Wow, I know, right, Yeah, Well People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive.
It's English actor Jonathan Bailey. He is Lord Anthony in
Bridgerton and Fierro.
Speaker 2 (58:05):
And the Wicked Movies. Okay, yeah, sorry, he's gay.
Speaker 7 (58:08):
Very gay.
Speaker 2 (58:08):
Yeah, a wheel not What do you give him on
a scale of one to ten.
Speaker 15 (58:13):
He's a good looking dude. I'd give him an eight.
Speaker 7 (58:15):
An eight, yeah, same, I'd give.
Speaker 9 (58:19):
Him an eight. He's not really my type either, but
I get it.
Speaker 3 (58:21):
He looks at me.
Speaker 11 (58:23):
Everyone thinks they know what my type is and then
they don't nail it.
Speaker 7 (58:27):
He's like generic hot guy very four four whoa.
Speaker 2 (58:34):
Because he's not brown? Yeah, I mean that's a huge.
Speaker 7 (58:37):
Party, doesn't hurt. Yeah, there's just nothing.
Speaker 8 (58:40):
That's totally Sammy's type. Generic dude, we know.
Speaker 6 (58:47):
I'll give you the opinion.
Speaker 7 (58:49):
His hair is a little too dark and he needs to
be chestnut brown.
Speaker 2 (58:53):
All right, what do you think, menace?
Speaker 1 (58:57):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (58:57):
Yeah, actually I do agree with that.
Speaker 7 (58:59):
He's a little too rugged for saying I think there's.
Speaker 11 (59:02):
There's another picture that I'm seeing of him with a
shade face and glasses and that I'm like, yes, nice,
any more of a clean cut. His hair is more
clean cut. So actually he is my type, but not
his current look.
Speaker 2 (59:14):
Never heard of that dude neither.
Speaker 8 (59:16):
I mean, yeah, yeah, it's a wicked I don't remember
this guy.
Speaker 10 (59:23):
Gig look samy like some better with the glasses and
the clean cut. Now he I didn't think he could
look much.
Speaker 2 (59:31):
If that's a four, what is someone like sea bass
two range?
Speaker 4 (59:40):
It's only two points away, like half of that, yeah,
half of that, because there's not much further to go
from four nothing.
Speaker 2 (59:48):
Well, that's true, right, but you know I'm very I
have my type. Yeah, I stick to it.
Speaker 7 (59:53):
Yeah, but okay, all right, but do you think Sea
Bass has kissable lips? Right to see him work?
Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
Ye?
Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
Does have some more drama at the apartment building though, Yes,
drama personally, but this is secondary.
Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
What's new?
Speaker 7 (01:00:09):
Yes, that that's that's old drama. We've been there. But
I have new drama. Where I was walking to the
gym as usual, and on the taped to the glass
it was a picture of the I can't don't show
this fond because he's got all his information the thief
of the week.
Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Thief. It says thief of the week on.
Speaker 7 (01:00:30):
It, and it's got his name, it's it's well produced.
It's got a screenshot from looks like his TikTok and
his Facebook account and he's vaping in the photo. Well, yeah,
I think he's a cool guy. Yeah yeah. So, by
the way, you need some audio for this, It's in
my main folder there. What it says, your neighbor name
is a thief and likes to take things that don't
belong to him itself on Facebook marketplace, if you happen
(01:00:54):
to run into name. Tell him he has until a
week or two to put back what he stole, or
the police will pay him a visit.
Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
He kind of messed up.
Speaker 7 (01:01:04):
When he stole from a police family, but will be
nice for twenty four hours.
Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Oh, I kind of like it.
Speaker 6 (01:01:12):
Hold on, there's a sign battle because you're putting up signs.
Now this person is putting on I don't.
Speaker 7 (01:01:16):
Put up Actually, I don't post signs anywhere.
Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Menace.
Speaker 7 (01:01:18):
I make proper complaints with the proper channels.
Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
You don't.
Speaker 7 (01:01:22):
You do the gym and garbide shoot. I thought, No,
Here's what I did. I posted a I took somebody
who left a flyer, not a sign. But I don't
do it in public. I'll do it to the individual.
Like for what I was talking about, if somebody left
their bag of trash in the trash shoote room, just
on the floor. So I went through, found their address
because it was in the trash, put a sign on
(01:01:42):
that and put that back in front of their door.
But I don't put it. I don't put signs up
for the public.
Speaker 9 (01:01:45):
Right he hunts them down and find out where they live.
Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
I could have sworn you, like hung up a sign
in the gym, no.
Speaker 7 (01:01:52):
Sea best would you consider this a threat? It says,
put it back. So and so we know who you are,
we know where you live, and we know what car
you drive. Uh that's a veiled, veiled thread.
Speaker 15 (01:02:03):
Yeah, it will be nice for twenty four hours.
Speaker 6 (01:02:06):
Yeah, I just know your location.
Speaker 7 (01:02:08):
Then, so this sign goes up, and I'm like, yes, nice,
because I didn't put this up, but I do approve
of it. Well, I'm walking around and then I noticed
it got torn down. A day or two later. It
was replaced by a rebuttal sign.
Speaker 4 (01:02:25):
Yeah, oh this is like your Greg read the rebuttal sign.
Speaker 7 (01:02:29):
Okay without the name obviously right, Yeah, TikTok candle.
Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
See here aka the Thief. A few things to address here.
First of all, your packages sat in the garage near
my vehicle for an extended amount of time. Second, after
I moved your packages, I went to your residence and
I left you a note with my phone number all
cass oh caps. I waited over a month with no
response from you before listing it on Facebook. I assumed
(01:02:56):
that you moved. If you would like to talk like
an adult, I would be more than happy to communicate
with you. Already you already have my social mediam I like.
Speaker 7 (01:03:07):
This guy now, okay and turning around. This was a
handwritten note, by the way, and it has his TikTok
account where he posted a five minute video describing the.
Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
So you look at what really happened at his TikTok.
Speaker 7 (01:03:19):
So I pulled that drama and this is a very
long clip, so you pause it because there's some things between. Okay,
So to reset one, one neighbor says their packages are
stolen and they got the info from the.
Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Guy who was selling them on Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 6 (01:03:33):
Alleg I mean, like, yeah, how did that happen?
Speaker 7 (01:03:36):
Well, let's find out, because again I went through this
guy's video and here is his explanation the thief of
why he took these packages.
Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
All right, literal proof that you can do the right things.
Speaker 7 (01:03:45):
What you I forgot. He's a drama based gay, so
that's literal proofs drama based all his posts like when
when he doesn't text you back, it's all drama.
Speaker 13 (01:03:57):
Absolutely literal proof that you can do the right thing
or what you think is the right thing and people
will still come for you. There were some packages that
were left in the garage near my car, and.
Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
They sat there for over a day.
Speaker 13 (01:04:09):
At least over a day, I don't know because it
was a little while ago whatever. And this was a
lot of packages. There were like probably like eight, and
I was like, somebody's going to steal these packages. Let me,
let me take them and I'll hold them for this person.
Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
Whatever.
Speaker 13 (01:04:20):
I'm not going to walk all the way to the
package room. I'm not a femil man, I'm not ups,
I'm not FedEx. I write a note with my phone number.
Speaker 6 (01:04:27):
Okay, pause, Like, wait, they leave these packages, You're not
going to walk them all the way to the mail
room and just leave them, leave them at their apartment
in the garage.
Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
Here's the thing I think if they're if you have
the concern that they're gonna get stolen, that's your legitimate concern.
You would walk them too, because that's where they go.
They go to the package room. If you don't feel
like going all the to the package room, then it's
not that important.
Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
You'd probably just leave them where they are.
Speaker 7 (01:04:53):
And I don't want to be responsible. You have a
take into my house.
Speaker 6 (01:04:55):
Do you have like a doorman at your No?
Speaker 7 (01:04:58):
No, Now here's the thing though, y they alert the door.
Now here's the thing there. Why are the packages in
the garage? That's not where packages get delivered, by the way.
Yeah right, so he but he does take the time
to take these large number of packages, according to him,
and walk them to his apartment. Yeah, that doesn't make
any sense, weird, all right, well, he continues.
Speaker 13 (01:05:14):
And I'm not ups, I'm not FedEx. I write a
note with my phone number. I go to the unit
number where it's addressed to, and I leave the note there.
Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
I have your packages.
Speaker 13 (01:05:23):
Sorry, my hair's kind of crazy right now, y'all? Like?
Speaker 7 (01:05:28):
Ups?
Speaker 6 (01:05:28):
Oh yeah, girlfriend? Hey wait you still want Okay, now,
all right, how how heavy are these packages? Did you
find out?
Speaker 7 (01:05:36):
I didn't see, but he said they were. They were bulky,
and there were quite a few of them. So he's
taken the time to go to their apartment. But this
all sounds nice and normal so far. I left a
note with his phone number. Okay, very responsible. Now that's
let's continue.
Speaker 13 (01:05:49):
The note there, I have your packages. Sorry, my hair's
kind of crazy, right now, y'all. I just yeah, anyway,
I'm like, hey, I have your packages. Here's my phone number.
Reach out if you like, and we can arrange a
time for you to pick them up. Over month goes
by and I don't hear anything from this person, and
I was like, all right, I'm thinking maybe they moved.
Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
Whatever.
Speaker 13 (01:06:05):
I'm not going to hold all these packages in my apartment.
So I opened them and they turn out to be
like a bunch of trampolines or whatever. But you're not
going to use any trampoline. So I'm like, let me
post them on Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 8 (01:06:15):
Okay, Okay, it's weird, no.
Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
Good, okay.
Speaker 7 (01:06:21):
And the time that you okay, you went to the
you went to their apartment and left a note. Okay,
let's say you did that, fantastic lovely. Four weeks go
by and you don't, like, say, why.
Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
Wouldn't you've just left the packages at their door?
Speaker 7 (01:06:32):
Yeah, right right. You don't have the time, and that
was in that month to walk.
Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
Them down to the door your place, but not to
their place.
Speaker 7 (01:06:37):
Yeah, and if you're parking near each other, you probably
are in the same building. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
Drama based gay is seeming pretty guilty.
Speaker 7 (01:06:43):
So you've got these and you're like, well, they didn't
call me back again, like you said, Maybe they just
maybe they're out of town, Maybe they move maybe you
got the wrong address somehow, so sell right.
Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
I kind of.
Speaker 6 (01:06:51):
Believe like this guy might be being honest, but he's
just an idiot. That's great, Mene, you've come to my
exact conclusion. Yeah, this is a stupid and he's but
also lazy but so but not really it's not lazy. Yeah,
he's it's weird, like.
Speaker 7 (01:07:05):
He's conscious selectively, he's kind of greedy. Yeah, because my
first move is I'm not going to open your packages.
Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
It's go to the everywhere even.
Speaker 7 (01:07:12):
Talk about this, go to the office, say hey, these
packages were left out. I grabbed them, and they'll come
and put some someone.
Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
To your door picture.
Speaker 7 (01:07:20):
I'm back on the other people's side. I don't I
don't remember what opened them. I don't Number two sell
them on fixedbook's any trampoline.
Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
So I'm like, let me post them on Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 13 (01:07:29):
About three days go by and this person takes it
upon themselves to be like, oh this person's a thief,
blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
They post my picture on like.
Speaker 13 (01:07:38):
Multiple areas of my complex, Like you could have messaged
me instead of taking the coward's way out with your
tail between your legs.
Speaker 3 (01:07:46):
I went there tonight. I knocked on the door. Let
me let me just put the clip of what what happened.
I did you guys lose any packages recently? A chance? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:08:00):
Baby?
Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
For their previous resis they think I sold them, so
I left a note. Did you see a note? Like? Here?
There was a note?
Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
Right?
Speaker 7 (01:08:08):
Was my phone number on it?
Speaker 4 (01:08:09):
Okay, See that's a liar, right there, There was a
note here, right, that's what that's what liars do.
Speaker 7 (01:08:15):
Confirm what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
Please right along. Yeah, you remember the note because that
guy would remember and you remember the note? Right?
Speaker 7 (01:08:22):
Do you remember the note?
Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
Right?
Speaker 7 (01:08:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
Yeah, I'm not buying them.
Speaker 3 (01:08:26):
Did you see a note here? There was a note? Right,
was my phone number on it?
Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
Right?
Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
Okay?
Speaker 13 (01:08:30):
Anyways, you want you so bad, I'll deliver them right
back to where they came from.
Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
I'll leave them in the garage. You can come pick
them up.
Speaker 7 (01:08:36):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
So now he's got the will to take them back
to the garage, not just to their door. And this
guy sucks.
Speaker 7 (01:08:44):
Yeah, none of these are long trips, by the way,
because I've done all these trips, I think I think stupidity.
And we had tactically incompetent was a good text. Don't
know what they're doing, but they're also dishonest because you
know you're not. I don't sell the other people's property
when I have multiple avenues to get it back to
them or back to office or back to the mail room,
or back to Amazon or whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
I agree with this text. This little queen's a thief.
Speaker 9 (01:09:05):
And how big is your complex?
Speaker 7 (01:09:08):
I could walk a city block, let's say. Okay, but
like I, I could walk from one building to the
other in less than three minutes.
Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
Yeah, I could.
Speaker 7 (01:09:14):
I could be at any I could be at any
apartment and be at any other apartment in five minutes.
Speaker 6 (01:09:17):
Well that's awesome. Why I asked you if you had
a doorman, but you do have an office that you
can go.
Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
I could have gone.
Speaker 7 (01:09:23):
You could have left you in the office, and hey,
I got these packages, which I'm sure is a shorter
walk than walking all the way back to your apartment
with them and doing these trips with the phone number
and the TikTok. He's talking himself into a.
Speaker 4 (01:09:36):
Mister Grimmis, you're a friendly courier checking in on the text,
opening someone else's package without permissions of federal fail every thief.
Should we just returned to sender?
Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
Yeah, that would have that was all not necessary here alone.
Speaker 11 (01:09:47):
Yeah, I opened it and I don't need any trampolines. Okay,
so you were looking for something that you needed.
Speaker 7 (01:09:51):
And the girlfriends.
Speaker 8 (01:09:55):
Not to sound like a cartnark's lazy bones, but uh,
kind of along the lines of just let him. Why
did he have to remove him from the garage in
the first place on your spot.
Speaker 6 (01:10:05):
Yeah, exactly, Well he was afraid they were getting a
stolen which himself.
Speaker 7 (01:10:10):
Yeah, I would never think that. I would think these
are empty boxes. I would never It would never cross
my mind.
Speaker 6 (01:10:14):
Yeah, I would just gone to the office.
Speaker 7 (01:10:16):
And because for those packages to get to the to
the garage takes efforts like the you guessed what wouldn't
go to our garage?
Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
All right?
Speaker 4 (01:10:24):
So on the text over to two two nine eight seven,
whose side are you on? Are you on the uh yeah,
the drama based gay side, or are you on the
package owner's side?
Speaker 7 (01:10:38):
Who are out out for blood posting posting flyers?
Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
Yeah, text your verdict. You as the wood.
Speaker 4 (01:10:44):
He showed jury rule on this. On the text over
to two to nine eight seven, we got some more wood.
You show for your next hang on, I got.
Speaker 7 (01:10:54):
To hear it the first time.
Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
The show'll be right back, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
So now we figured out And by the way, the
text vote when like one hundred percent to the would
you call him the drama gay drama, He doesn't breathe there,
He breathes drama drama based gay being being the guilty one.
A lot of people are saying both parties are stupid, though,
(01:11:23):
oh yeah, for sure.
Speaker 7 (01:11:24):
If you have his TikTok and his Facebook marketplace, you
can message him obviously.
Speaker 4 (01:11:29):
Or talk to the office, so that that puts that
whole thing to h to rest. But now Greg wants
to get in on the drama conversation because Greg's got.
Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
A go figure.
Speaker 4 (01:11:38):
If Sea Bass, it totally tracks that he has drama
at his apartment building. It only seems to make sense
that Greg has a problem at a store, specifically the
grocery store is correct, which he has a lot of
weird hang ups about.
Speaker 8 (01:11:50):
Anyway, I do, and I haven't been back since this
thing happened, and Wood, you were not here the day I.
Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
Change grocery stores.
Speaker 4 (01:11:57):
I did because Greg goes there so much, remember one,
and he was concerned that the going there every day.
They would they would judge him, going, oh, this guy's
here again. He's here every day exactly. It's totally different, though.
Speaker 7 (01:12:08):
Yeah, you can tell him they're going to miss me
when I'm gone.
Speaker 8 (01:12:11):
No, no, no, no. So here's what happened, Woodie. You
didn't hear the original story. I went to this store
because I needed to get dog food right, and the
dog food was marked twenty ninety nine. It rang up
twenty one ninety nine buck off. So I told him.
I said, hey, this rang up wrong. And then I
needed dog food again. I went to the aisle, grabbed
the dog food, and before going to the register, I
(01:12:33):
googled this store's policy if something rings up wrong, and
the policy says, if a price rings up wrong, you
get that item for free the end, no caveats, nothing.
So that happened again, and I thought, yes, I'm gonna
bring this up lucky day. So I go and I
talked to the checker and they bring over this woman
(01:12:56):
who I assume was the manager, maybe not, And I said, yeah,
you know I was here the other day. This rang
up wrong. It rang up wrong again, and your policy
says you're supposed to get the autem for free, and
her exact words were, we don't do that no more,
said you know. I said, so let me get this straight.
Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
Yeah, excuse me, you mean anymore.
Speaker 8 (01:13:15):
So you have a policy, but you don't follow it.
And then she changed her tune and she said, well,
we ain't paying for that because it was a twenty
dollars eee, Well, we ain't paying for that. I said, well,
if it was cheaper, you would. No, we don't do that.
So anyway, it all just goes out the window. I
get the dollar back because they did ring it up wrong.
(01:13:36):
And then I thought, you know what, I'm going to
take this a step further. I'm gonna I think SEABSS
would support this. I filed a report with the Department
of Weights and Measures. Oh my dollar, you can make
fun of me. I'm doing the lord's work. I'm looking
out for the consumer. Everybody should care about this. So
(01:13:58):
I contact Weights and Measures and they have this somewhat
complicated form that you have to fill out electronically where
you have to do the date, the price, what did
it ring up as, where you know all the situations.
So I do all that and I send it off
to Weights and Measures, thinking, you know, local government agency.
I'll never hear a word from them. Well, I did
(01:14:23):
hear from them that same day.
Speaker 12 (01:14:26):
Okay, you know they didn't get money off this, So
they wrote back literally about six hours later, Good afternoon,
thank you for contacting us regarding your overcharge experience at
that store.
Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
On October twenty seventh, the day I contacted them, an
undercover inspection was conducted. An undercover inspection was conducted at
the store. Sixteen items, including the fresh Pet Multi pre
proteen recipe dog food, were selected and several overcharges were found,
(01:15:07):
including that one dollar overcharge on the dog food. Please
feel free to contact contact our office if you experience
any discrepancies in this store. Again, your inquiry has assisted
us in monitoring price accuracy in your county. I'm looking
out for everybody. And not only did they the wrong
(01:15:30):
thing on that dog food they said quote, several overcharges
were found out of sixteen items. I am like a
government agency because I think I am rosa parts of
our day making changes. I'm surely welcome world.
Speaker 6 (01:15:46):
They did something because they could find them for it,
right right, you.
Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
Can get that's revenue for them.
Speaker 7 (01:15:52):
When the Whites measurement guys shows up they don't say, oh,
we don't do that.
Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
No, mo.
Speaker 7 (01:15:56):
Yeah, they ship.
Speaker 15 (01:15:58):
Up in the fest you stop going to the store.
Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
I haven't been back since.
Speaker 6 (01:16:03):
Well they noticed you because of that dog food.
Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
I kind of want them to know it's me.
Speaker 15 (01:16:06):
You should go back and look for more things and
see if they get over.
Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
You know.
Speaker 7 (01:16:10):
But he doesn't work for weights and measures. Well, he
has a friend.
Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
It wasays, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:16:15):
Honestly, my grandma, my grandma used to be able to
tell you to the penny what something was going to be.
And we be there because I drive her to the
grocery store and be checking things out and she goes, oh,
excuse me, doll and she would tell the lady that, yeah,
that rang out and oh okay, I'm sorry, and then
she'd fix it. But my grandma knew exactly, oh well
last week that was five cents off. It's like, I'm
(01:16:37):
so surprised, like because you have a general idea, yeah,
you know, I mean, how much is a banana?
Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
Ten dollars?
Speaker 4 (01:16:46):
Rest of development? But you know, like you have a
general idea of how much something costs. But do you
know like the dollar, I'll do you to the dollar?
Greg does oh I do.
Speaker 8 (01:16:56):
That's the thing, and I don't usually like the term
normalize fill in the blank. We need to normalize looking
out for yourself. Yea, because you're screw money.
Speaker 7 (01:17:05):
It's everybody's money.
Speaker 8 (01:17:07):
Everybody's money. We need to normalize caring about the minutia
the This happens a lot and everywhere and menace you
mentioned they can get fined. A lot of these big
name stores have been fined millions of dollars for doing that.
Speaker 10 (01:17:21):
And it makes sense because when you get a couple
of pennies, a couple of quarters, a couple of dollars
off each customer, you're making night.
Speaker 6 (01:17:27):
Now right now, what do you were getting to? Something
that I brought up in the room when he was
talking about this situation, I go, does this happen to
anybody else in the room when you're purchasing stuff out
of store? Are you just not paying attention?
Speaker 7 (01:17:40):
It's because no one's paying attention.
Speaker 6 (01:17:42):
Because I can recall any time where I looked at
something like, oh, that's more than what.
Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
You look at it.
Speaker 4 (01:17:49):
I think when you're shopping, you'll look at something before
you make a decision on it. You'll see the price
on the shelf, right and you'll take it, and you'll
have then a general idea of how much different things cost,
and so you maybe have like a kind of like
a rough running total going in your head based on
whatever your budget is or drastic.
Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
Yeah, and then and then yeah, and then.
Speaker 4 (01:18:06):
You get to the front and they, you know, bring
everything up and but to to know to the dollar
like it's one item. So Greg of course, and especially
when he went back.
Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
He's there for today to Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:18:17):
And then the situations where something is buy one, get one,
like you know, a package of hot dogs or whatever,
and then you get home you're like, oh, they charge
for both. You don't notice it at the time, you
notice it later. Also breaking news that this is oblivious
to things around him.
Speaker 7 (01:18:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
I would like to say, world, you're welcome. I'm taking action.
There's a hero, Principporter, there's a hero. To ask you, guys,
it's your money, look out for it. So school morning,
Jeff G, good morning. What do you show.
Speaker 16 (01:18:51):
We'll get to some World Series parade highlights in about
thirty seconds or so.
Speaker 6 (01:18:54):
But first the.
Speaker 16 (01:18:55):
Lakers continue to ball out, frying.
Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
Slowly.
Speaker 4 (01:19:00):
It's gonna be taken on really to throw it down
with a left hand.
Speaker 16 (01:19:04):
Hey, they did it last night without Lebron, without Luca,
and without Austin Reeves, Ruey Hachimura, twenty eight, DeAndre eight
and twenty nine Nick Smith Junior out of nowhere twenty
five points. Lakers are in first place in the Pacific Division.
They got the Spurs and wimby tomorrow onto the Clippers.
They lost to the Heat one one nineteen despite twenty
nine from James harden In twenty seven from Kawhi. NFL
(01:19:26):
Cardinals beat the Cowboys on Monday Night Football, and Chargers
old lineman Joe Alt is out for the season with
that ankle issue. Hopefully the Chargers can pick up somebody
today before the trade deadline to protect Justin Herbert. NHL
Panthers and Ducks in Anaheim, Jets in La taking on
the Kings at Crypto, and finally World Series Parade in Stadium.
(01:19:46):
Celebration went down yesterday Key k Kurst and trolled Drake.
Dave Roberts was pumping everybody up with talks of a
three peat. But you know what I was most impressed
with yesterday, Woodie Show the Japanese players switching up their languages.
Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
Man, here is no time honey, speaking English, you guys
at a great as a fancy. I'm already I'm ready
to get another ring. I knew, we understood all the
things reporters were saying to him. He's got to speak
English more often, man, he did well.
Speaker 16 (01:20:20):
Now onto Yoshi Nobu Yamamoto, he drops some Spanish right.
Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
Out of the gate.
Speaker 16 (01:20:27):
You know, I love, sir when I started this to you, man,
You're always invited to the card this side of Yoshi.
Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
I'm Jeff G.
Speaker 16 (01:20:38):
And that's your SoCal sports all right, Jeff y G.
Speaker 9 (01:20:41):
Everybody my cancer around my ankle?
Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
Do you feel each individual pump pump? A lot of
people calling Greg a hero. That's because it's true, you know,
for his uh, his actions with the grocery store. Because
I care. I'm proud of what you did.
Speaker 14 (01:21:01):
Greg.
Speaker 2 (01:21:01):
I think as a society we are just used to
getting screwed over and nobody speaks up anymore. That's from
from the text nine eighty seven. Correct.
Speaker 4 (01:21:10):
What's the name of the government agency that Greg wrote to?
It's another question sep. One eight, the Department of Weights
and Measures. And they actually followed up that day that day,
But somebody mentions because there's there's some revenue in it
for them as well.
Speaker 2 (01:21:25):
Yeah, well that's fine, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
Cool.
Speaker 4 (01:21:28):
If it incentivizes them to actually do something, that's great.
There was a thing I was reading about in New York.
This report says that people in Manhattan, the residents there,
they're bringing in close to a million dollars apiece by
simply snitching on people.
Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
Oh here we go. Yeah, so people are pulling out.
Speaker 4 (01:21:46):
Their phones and they're recording videos of trucks that is idling, buses,
pumping out air pollution to the exhaust and then reporting
them for a cash payout. Now, the only issue is that,
according to the city, the payouts have become too much.
One city councilman says that the days of the six
figure payout are over and that they're stopping the program because, quote,
(01:22:08):
it's become an occupation that.
Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
It wasn't supposed to be.
Speaker 4 (01:22:12):
The program works by people snitching and then they get
entitled to seventy five percent of the fine that the
companies have to pay for pollution. And the fines they
ranged from you know, three hundred bucks to two thousand dollars.
But in their report, five people have done this so much.
The Sea basses of Manhattan that they racked over, racked
(01:22:35):
up over three point six million dollars between those five peoples.
Speaker 7 (01:22:40):
I love this particular form of stitching because it's air pollution.
Speaker 2 (01:22:43):
Who cares.
Speaker 7 (01:22:45):
I'm with you on that doll Yeah, Like we've got trees,
we've got grass, we've got things.
Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
It'll be fine.
Speaker 7 (01:22:49):
And well, I wish they had it for littering and
you know, illegal dumping. Playing your music on bluetooth in
the subway responded by saying that while we should pay
people who are our reporting offenses, we do not need
to make them millionaires.
Speaker 8 (01:23:03):
Right, But you also don't have to give them seventy
five percent of the fine, right you tell that back
base number ten bucks per offense or whatever.
Speaker 6 (01:23:11):
So they're just mad because people are making money. Yes,
Oh that's it. That's the only issue is.
Speaker 7 (01:23:17):
They're making too much money.
Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
They get pay like you're.
Speaker 6 (01:23:20):
Making too much money?
Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
Then them on it.
Speaker 7 (01:23:22):
Well, and they're getting this money from the fines. And
this is classic government is they're not going to go
after the person, the homeless person shooting needles and crapping
on the sidewalks. There's no money there. Yeah, but the company, Yeah,
we got them True Them by the Nuts.
Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
Eight Wood Show, and we are into another new hour
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Call that money
is remind me of something. I want to hello anybody, heybody,
it's it's Zudo. Everybody. Hey, oh hey guys.
Speaker 7 (01:23:56):
Hi, what do you go?
Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
How are you good?
Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
So?
Speaker 4 (01:24:00):
You and I were having a conversation the other day
and we just finished telling a story on the air
about So Greg went to the grocery store bought a
bag of dog food and it rang up for a
dollar more than it was supposed to. Yes, And so
Greg did this whole thing where he went online because
he looked at their return on not return policy there.
Speaker 8 (01:24:18):
They're yeah, they you get the price wrong policy. You're
supposed to get that thing for free free. They said, yeah,
we don't do that no more. Yeah, right, And this
happened multiple times. So I went to the source.
Speaker 2 (01:24:28):
So then he went back and he had the bag
like the next day rang up again, and again it
rang up for a dollar more. So what does he
do this time? Riz? He drafts a letter to the
Department of Weights and Balances.
Speaker 7 (01:24:40):
That's right, the time for that, that's exactly so it
do you have nothing to do.
Speaker 2 (01:24:49):
Yeah, the ten minutes it took me to do that,
you really destroyed my rank. It brought me.
Speaker 4 (01:24:54):
It brought me back to the conversation that we were
just having the other day and we were talking about
like things things like this, things that sea baskets into whatever,
and I think to myself, like justice, and Riz said.
Speaker 2 (01:25:05):
It, and I never was able to really like, uh,
you know, put the words to it. It's people who
don't have kids.
Speaker 5 (01:25:12):
Yeah, they have time for stuff like writing the Department
of Weights and Measures.
Speaker 2 (01:25:19):
Yeah, it's pretty glorious. I love it.
Speaker 5 (01:25:22):
Oh, I love the you know, the people that you
know go on vacation every couple of weeks or they
have time to you know, do stuff on the weekend
and not have to worry about doing a cheerleading braid.
Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (01:25:37):
I mean, at least you're not bitter about it and
or not rejected onto others.
Speaker 2 (01:25:40):
No, we're not.
Speaker 4 (01:25:41):
But but when you sit around and you think to yourself,
like the first thing that Riz said was like, who
has time for that? Like that's that is the first
thought I think of most people who are parents, right,
And I didn't make that connection at first, but when
he said it it clicked, which is true. There's all
these things that you think that you think you want
to do, or things that you would do if you
had the time, And you're right, it is ugly green jealousy.
Speaker 5 (01:26:05):
Yet you have time to be outraged about being overcharged
one dollar.
Speaker 4 (01:26:10):
Yeah, it's not your time to be outraged. It's the
time to write the Department of Weights and it's not
one dollar? Is this has happened to me a billion times?
It's a billion dollars, billion dollars a billion?
Speaker 5 (01:26:25):
Did you did you out say this will not stand?
Speaker 7 (01:26:29):
They?
Speaker 8 (01:26:29):
I pointed out that other stores have been fined for
doing this, and they said, oh, we hope it doesn't
happen to us, and I said it will, Yeah I
did today, Ralph. And along the lines of your guys
is ugly jealousy with the for the kidless people. You
act like spending ten minutes doing a thing on an
(01:26:51):
app for weights and measures takes all day long?
Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
Like who is the time for.
Speaker 5 (01:26:55):
Just ten minutes? You know what occupied your mind?
Speaker 4 (01:26:58):
Yes, that's a couple of whiles. And he hasn't known
you even a fraction of the amount time we've known.
I He seriously typed in the fields that they asked
for hit send. And then I didn't sit for three
hours having it occupy my mind, all right, because I
figured nothing would come of it.
Speaker 5 (01:27:18):
I was thinking about a youth hockey game that I
have to get my son to, and you're thinking about this,
that's right.
Speaker 2 (01:27:23):
I'm thinking about justice and society.
Speaker 4 (01:27:25):
Well, tell tell riz what the what the employee said
like when you brought it to their attention. Oh okay,
So I pointed out, Hey, your policy, you're gonna feel
like you were there. Yeah, your policy says if something
rings up wrong, you get that item for free.
Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
And she said, yeah, we don't do that no more.
We don't do that, no more.
Speaker 7 (01:27:44):
We don't do that.
Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
We don't do that no more. Kind of I decided, yeah,
we have a policy.
Speaker 5 (01:27:49):
You don't.
Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
That is.
Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
I don't disagree you said, well, I don't shot you
no more.
Speaker 5 (01:27:55):
That is.
Speaker 6 (01:27:56):
I don't disagree with you that he's a psychopath. But
I do disagree with you that it's super time consuming.
It's not to write something like that.
Speaker 5 (01:28:04):
Dude, you're another one with no kids, and I do.
Speaker 6 (01:28:08):
The same grab that he does.
Speaker 7 (01:28:10):
You know, did George Washington have kids? Actually not, but
did Martin Luther King have kids, Yes, yes, people can.
People can change the world with children.
Speaker 4 (01:28:17):
Yeah, ten minutes, Like I don't I don't know, like
combating racism and you know, equal rights. I think Trump's
like the dollar on the dogs or.
Speaker 2 (01:28:25):
Looking at a billion time.
Speaker 8 (01:28:27):
Yeah, it's not a dollar. This has been Woody's fallacy
ever since the day I met you. If if something
goes up in price, it's just a quarter. Yeah, if
you're buying, if you're spending it every single day, it's
not a quarter.
Speaker 7 (01:28:39):
The diamond comes from exactly, you've always had.
Speaker 2 (01:28:44):
Well, it's just the amount of penny pinching miser Yeah,
where Greg is everything everything, that thing is gonna be
three dollars. It's a billion. Though, when you look out
for your own financial interest, you're right quote it.
Speaker 4 (01:29:00):
Yeah, yeah, all right, buddy, again, thank you for being
able to put the words like they can.
Speaker 2 (01:29:06):
Just you know what, It's true. The people who do
these things, and they all have something in common. They
are they are childless. They're trying to.
Speaker 6 (01:29:15):
Make the world that's place for your children.
Speaker 4 (01:29:17):
And exactly, I think it's this is an important thing
to bring up to kids, to get ripped off.
Speaker 2 (01:29:21):
I think it's important thing to bring up to. It's
not a knock. It's not a knock. I get told you.
It's it's it's straight up just jealousy.
Speaker 15 (01:29:28):
I mean it.
Speaker 2 (01:29:29):
I wish I had time that we are.
Speaker 7 (01:29:30):
It comes patronizing.
Speaker 5 (01:29:32):
Yeah, all right, that's because people are at my house.
Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
Yeah all the time. Exactly, they're okay, alright, there's a reserve, buddy. Yeah.
Sometimes he has a way of just putting things that go, Dude,
that's exactly what you're right, just crystallized.
Speaker 4 (01:29:49):
And I thought about that as soon as Greg said
he wrote the Department of Waits and Balances.
Speaker 2 (01:29:52):
I'm like, man, I understand saying something to the manager
of the store. Like I got that. The fact, well,
they're not going to do their job right. They don't care.
Ratings come out every week and if they're not good
or good enough.
Speaker 4 (01:30:08):
Well, we were talking about it's people who don't have
kids that, you know, worry about certain things that people
with kids just don't have the time to concern themselves with.
Speaker 2 (01:30:16):
And it's great, you know, and we kind of lumped
Sea Bass into that group of people.
Speaker 4 (01:30:21):
But Sea Bass has a lot of kids, keeping the
species alive from from all his uh sperm donation, and
it's not selling sperm in his college days and even
a little bit after the college days, right, mostly after Yeah,
it was mostly after all. Right, Yeah, he did this
for for money for a while, like a little extra
stream of income he would stream into a yeah leave
(01:30:44):
a ribbon.
Speaker 2 (01:30:45):
Take a penny kind of you see those dishes at
the seven eleventh.
Speaker 4 (01:30:49):
Yeah, but there's you said you had like an update
on the kids, well a couple of them. I mean
the kids probably north of two dies. So there's two
from what I under. The last number I heard that
are out and public was twenty three, but there's probably
a few more on top of that.
Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
And remind me, you have it set up and you
made your donations or selling or whatever that they could
contact you or that, right.
Speaker 7 (01:31:13):
I was paid more for my donation, my pretty Really
I didn't even need the money, but I was just sure, Yeah,
you're so fun that they that when they turned eighteen
they could find me. Now that became a moot point
as twenty three and me sprung up between the time
I donated and today.
Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
And then your mom found these people on.
Speaker 7 (01:31:32):
Account of she's a big genealogy person. So when she
did twenty three and me it's like, oh, hello, so
she's no for a while. She's way into it though,
which is great. Yeah, and then you've you've gone, you've
met about these kids them? Yeah, and now I saw
a secondary incident came up though recently. Is uh, I
have like a second or third cousin or whatever. And
they had a wedding and I wasn't there, but my
(01:31:56):
mom was and this my cousin happened to speak right
be in nice cool now and they were talking about
they want kids. And I don't think my mom offered
this information up to them.
Speaker 2 (01:32:07):
I know somebody.
Speaker 7 (01:32:08):
Well that's the thing is as they are both lesbians,
and apparently this particular branch of the family does not
have a male heir or any genetics to it besides
because she's lesbian. So the thought was, at least to
my mom's oh no, what if you not, not not
to your second cousin but to her wife made a donation, right,
(01:32:29):
But I thought you said second cousins are okay. I mean,
I guess technically genetically it would be fine, but it's
it would be unseemly.
Speaker 6 (01:32:36):
It'd be too much discussion.
Speaker 2 (01:32:39):
You would never let it go. It would always be a.
Speaker 7 (01:32:43):
Top of that problem is avoidable.
Speaker 6 (01:32:45):
Yeah, yeah, but now do you have stuff on ISO?
She wants to do a current donation?
Speaker 7 (01:32:49):
Well, that's my mom asked that, and I said delivery
because I believe talking to some of the people the
moms have already met and every mom I've met so far,
and I believe as far as I know, are all
les being couples. So they mentioned that during the process,
you often don't buy just one unit of sea Bash,
you buy several units in the first one to take
(01:33:11):
or in case you want a sibling more.
Speaker 15 (01:33:13):
Than love that your mom's selling you.
Speaker 7 (01:33:17):
I know she's pimping you back. Again, from what I understand,
I don't think she wants this out amongst the family
at large, which is good, but it was at least
occurred to her that, you know you obviously she doesn't
want my dad doing that'd be weird. But I think
now that I've kind of broached the topic as she
wouldn't care as much. But that would still be weird
if my dad did that. But since I'm a professional,
I'm known to do this. I'm already in the industry
(01:33:40):
right you know, if it came again, this is pipe
dream at this point, but it's the question certainly was
raised to me, like what would you think about that?
Speaker 6 (01:33:48):
And what do you think about that?
Speaker 7 (01:33:50):
I mean, I would be willing. It's kind of gross
that your mom is like, yeah, your agent, but when
we have parents of adult kids, you know that how
they make grandbabies. I mean, you get that point. Now
you're not you're not an idiot, idiot, but yeah, I
would assuming that the paperwork was done properly, because I
don't want to be stuck with you. Hear about this
some guy on craigslist.
Speaker 2 (01:34:09):
I sold my.
Speaker 7 (01:34:11):
I played child support, paying child support for eighteen years,
So assuming it was done properly, I would be.
Speaker 1 (01:34:16):
Up for that.
Speaker 11 (01:34:16):
Okay, do you think your mom wants to do this
so that she can see this child grow up in
that way of it kind of being somewhat your kid,
and then she can be around versus the others that
she found out about.
Speaker 7 (01:34:26):
Later, right, and she has you know, local grandkids through
my through my sister, so she's not like free of grandkids.
But I all, all grandmothers want more grand babies. That's
like once they started an.
Speaker 6 (01:34:37):
How about this option? Somebody from the show does it,
and then we can be related.
Speaker 7 (01:34:45):
And it's just volunteering. I know, if that doesn't make
it related, that makes you like a third cousin in law. Yeah,
but it's related or or you know how in an
execution there's like three people that flip the school.
Speaker 9 (01:34:58):
I never know who it is.
Speaker 7 (01:34:59):
You a and to other people from the show can donate.
Speaker 4 (01:35:04):
I've learned about this from Greg because I guess I
was sorry idea for Greg and Mario. Gay dudes do
that where they'll both.
Speaker 8 (01:35:09):
Like deposit already, Yeah, what story time, let's go what
It never came to fruition, but we were trying to
do it, and we did do the swirl.
Speaker 2 (01:35:23):
But it never did.
Speaker 8 (01:35:24):
It never took and hold on, wait, wait, hold on,
it was highly under wraps. Wait a minute, So you
and Mario were trying to have a baby, not not
for we were doing it for a couple who may
have or may not have been lesbians.
Speaker 2 (01:35:42):
Hut.
Speaker 8 (01:35:44):
You It wasn't even easy to figure out one's brown
almost white. And I always thought this is what I
learned about it. I thought I thought the swirl was
an actual swirl. You combine them and then put them in.
You just put it you put them one at a time.
Speaker 7 (01:36:01):
Are they like beita fish, They'll just start fighting if
they're in there to.
Speaker 4 (01:36:04):
Again, that'd be cooler if it was like you had
that one of those things that you used, like those
little coffee wisps, like, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:36:10):
Question, So you donated to a lady. Yeah, I want
to hear about the paperwork and stuff in a minute.
But what was the purpose of both you and Mario
donating if it wasn't going to be your kid, if
you were going to take care of it for fun?
Speaker 2 (01:36:23):
That is a good question.
Speaker 4 (01:36:24):
Did you and Mario both like in front of each
other at the same time? Yeah, dump one out.
Speaker 8 (01:36:29):
The first few times we did, and then he got
way too self conscious, so he would go to a
different room.
Speaker 7 (01:36:34):
Yeah, because it's clinical.
Speaker 2 (01:36:36):
And what do you do they give you something. You
go to the doctor and they give you like an
official cup or just kind of bring it in that
official medical looking car. Are you going like m h
in this That would mean so much easier, but no,
you can't.
Speaker 7 (01:36:56):
Yeah, So did you go through a proper clinical place
like where all the paperwork was filled out?
Speaker 8 (01:37:03):
We did proper legal stuff hopefully, but not at a clinic.
So yeah, I mean we had no, we have everything.
Speaker 7 (01:37:12):
If anybody out there is they got doing this makes
you talk to a fertility lawyer, because again you do
not because three years later she wants some money, She'll come.
Speaker 6 (01:37:19):
All right, now power rank. Who would you want as
your cousin on the show?
Speaker 2 (01:37:24):
I would say, I mean, man, well no, I but
go with a lady. Actually I will say no, but.
Speaker 7 (01:37:37):
It's definitely Morgan. You know about Caroline, the old the
what's your face?
Speaker 2 (01:37:41):
The old Tyler?
Speaker 15 (01:37:43):
All right, deep cut, it doesn't work.
Speaker 7 (01:37:46):
But obviously for for genetic purposes, it has to be
a guy. That'd be fun, that'd be the most interesting. Yeah,
I guess Greg's the tallest though, so we all know
we're in a height obsessed with society.
Speaker 15 (01:38:00):
Yeah, Morgan, I represent women. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (01:38:05):
I'm still shocked about Greg. I'm sitting here.
Speaker 7 (01:38:08):
That's a bigger news.
Speaker 8 (01:38:10):
It's been over a year. I wanted it to be news,
and I was going to share it if something came
of it. Nothing came of it, So why was she
wanted something came?
Speaker 2 (01:38:18):
Well? Yeah, maybe why why not go?
Speaker 7 (01:38:20):
Why not go again?
Speaker 8 (01:38:21):
What's the problems I'm waiting to hear back if they're
still it. Yeah exactly, yeah, yeah, you know, so we'll see,
I'll let you know.
Speaker 7 (01:38:31):
Wow, Greg would be so cute.
Speaker 2 (01:38:34):
It wouldn't be my kid, but I mean, I mean
maybe it would. Maybe it would fifty chance. Yeah, I
mean it would. I mean between the two of you. Yeah,
your springer probably kind of old, and I know they'd
be drunk and lazy. They'd just be on the couches.
It would like run the other direction from the vagina.
Speaker 1 (01:38:51):
Yo.
Speaker 7 (01:38:54):
They probably get in there and be like, oh, we
don't want to be here. Yeah, didn't take this isn't
my testin Is the lady you donated too? Is she
half Caucasian half Hispanic, because that would make sense for
a swirl with.
Speaker 2 (01:39:06):
You and Mario. I'm not going to answer that. I
understand what the funny thing narrow down the lesbians too much.
Speaker 10 (01:39:15):
A friend of mine had the egg donation whatever, and
it's so funny because she's pregnant, it's in her, it's
her baby, and she births the baby who's which is
a totally different ethnicity than she is.
Speaker 5 (01:39:27):
So she was right.
Speaker 2 (01:39:29):
I know.
Speaker 10 (01:39:29):
It's just it's it's hard for me to wrap my
head around like two very very pasty white people having
a baby that is a completely different ethnicity works for Madonna.
Speaker 7 (01:39:37):
Yeah yeah, but like come out of her. Yeah yeah,
I'm so fascinating.
Speaker 2 (01:39:41):
Eight four Woodie Man learning so much. Yeah right, set
us a text over to two two nine eight seven
showshingat burn. Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (01:40:03):
So people are doing all kinds of mean look at Morgan.
She does all kinds of things to earn extra money.
How much did you get for like per per deposit.
So we were talking about Sea Bass, who was given
If you're just tuning in, Sea Bass was talking about
how he got a little bit of an update. There's
(01:40:24):
a situation, you know, from his history of donating sperm.
His mom had this great idea because I guess the
second cousin and the lesbian partner are looking to have
a baby, and she's like, oh, well, you know, from
a genetic standpoint, a family a family lineage standpoint as well. Yeah,
so she was kind of offering up. But going back
(01:40:44):
to just the uh, the original part of you were
doing this to, you know, get money and create dreams. Okay, okay,
let's let's I'm saying, but just to for the sake
of getting money, if somebody does this on average, just
like the average person, Like, what does it start?
Speaker 2 (01:41:01):
I know there's a range.
Speaker 7 (01:41:02):
Well, this is what I did, and I was probably
a hire these days, you know, but it was sixty
five to be anonymous in one hundred four. They can followed,
yes when they Yeah, they can find you in they're
eighteen because I think they then charge whatever it is,
you know, two fifty per sample or whatever to the
mom and then but she's got to pay the doctor,
you know, the blood it's you know, thousands of dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:41:22):
Later, and what's the limit per week?
Speaker 7 (01:41:24):
During my time, it was three per week, and they
advise you to, you know, wait forty eight hours between
each That's why reload on Wednesday Friday.
Speaker 2 (01:41:34):
I did.
Speaker 7 (01:41:34):
I did without doing that and had no problems because
they test each sample for motility, the movement, make sure
it's healthy and all that stuff, and then you get
tested every six months, they do a blood test.
Speaker 2 (01:41:45):
You leave there with a check.
Speaker 7 (01:41:47):
The checks came monthly or you have an account setup
because you're there so much, you have like a house account. Yeah,
I believe the checks were monthly.
Speaker 2 (01:41:55):
I believe month monthly.
Speaker 7 (01:41:57):
Wow, Okay, and you were you went three times a
week as much as Yes, that was the nose they
would let you.
Speaker 2 (01:42:03):
Now you also get more if you is that the
whole Wasn't that part of the reason with.
Speaker 7 (01:42:09):
The sixty five versus one hundred to let the kids
contact you in the sixty five to be anonymous one hundred?
Speaker 4 (01:42:15):
No, but the wasn't that one of the Did I
hear that wrong about One of the reasons he went
and even did the menta test to begin with was
because he can get more.
Speaker 7 (01:42:23):
No, that they would that would be something a reason
you'd get on the role to begin with. You know,
you have a graduate degree in an engineer. Now I
graduated with a.
Speaker 9 (01:42:32):
Degree in engineering.
Speaker 7 (01:42:33):
You know inmense parents, in mensa, those are all good
reasons to get into your foot in the door. But
the mensa so.
Speaker 2 (01:42:40):
They just won't accept anybody. Oh god, now okay, So
what is that process like?
Speaker 7 (01:42:44):
As I recall, it was mainly they want they want
your genetics di al tay you. They showed me a
picture of my chromosomes all that stuff. Make sure you
aren't a carrier of any kind of you know, hidden
even a hidden or a recessive carrier of a genetic disease.
And then you know, they do family history, but they
don't verify the family history because they don't you know,
a twenty two year old guy can't be like, hey ma,
(01:43:07):
can I get grandpa's health records? They just take your
word for it.
Speaker 2 (01:43:10):
They kind of have to.
Speaker 7 (01:43:11):
And I didn't lie or anything like that. And then
you have proof if you have the you know, you're diploma,
all that sort of stuff, those things, you know, men's
mensister t.
Speaker 4 (01:43:19):
You felt like a profile. So the chick's like looking
through a book and there's like they see the picture
of sea bass and like, oh yeah, well that was
then I started licking their lips.
Speaker 7 (01:43:27):
But then they read the profile and they're like, oh wow,
he's so sweet and they turn on turn off. That's
part of the one hundred dollars or sixty five dollars
to the one.
Speaker 2 (01:43:35):
They would get.
Speaker 7 (01:43:35):
You know, here's his you know, here's his ethnicity and
all that other stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:43:40):
Blah blah. I thought that was no picture.
Speaker 11 (01:43:42):
I know, if you're not who have done video? Did
you do any video where they could watch you talking?
Speaker 13 (01:43:47):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:43:50):
Yah?
Speaker 7 (01:43:50):
Right, I think I was probably just before. I mean,
cell phone cameras weren't as big as the deal as
they are these days. That probably probably skated on that one,
But I did write an essay and that was why
at least one of my children, the Australian kid, was
named will because I talked about how William Shakespeare was
my favorite author.
Speaker 15 (01:44:09):
Oh my god, did it have to be in your handwriting?
I've heard rumors that you give a sample of your handwriting.
Speaker 2 (01:44:15):
I did not have to do so many samples. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:44:17):
I think there's been so many updates since you've done this.
Speaker 7 (01:44:20):
Yeah, it's again the twenty three and meters ancestry dot
com revolutionized all of this. Yeah, a lot of them.
Speaker 4 (01:44:25):
Middle now when you when you go in and they
send you into a little room to make your deposit,
they give you like a little cup and is it
like they see in the movies, like with they got
porn in there and stuff? It is so at least
the way I had it set up was what were
you thinking about? You show up to the well, what's
on the picture?
Speaker 7 (01:44:42):
What's on the page? So you were actually like jerking
at the porn?
Speaker 12 (01:44:45):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (01:44:45):
You know they had that available because this was this
is the day of DVD, so up front you could
if you wanted to grab a DVD or.
Speaker 2 (01:44:53):
Whatever, or do you have anything in gang bang?
Speaker 8 (01:44:58):
Yeah, which I never did, any babysitter porn in here?
Speaker 7 (01:45:03):
Can we can we take the awkwardness of this and
ratchet it up to legal section.
Speaker 2 (01:45:11):
Is it a bathroom or.
Speaker 7 (01:45:14):
You know, it's a dentist waiting office sort of set up.
You walk in, there's the there's the door, there's a
little the pass through area to the office, and they
hand you cup, paper bag and you can if you
want to get you know, a DVD, video or whatever.
But in the room, at least our setup was, there's
big old stack of magazines I just took. I took,
veiled myself with those, and myself with and you give
(01:45:40):
you a little single serf packet of lube, a little
you know, ketchup size packet of lube. And uh there's
you know, of course, a sink in each of the
donation rooms where you get there.
Speaker 2 (01:45:49):
Pressure to perform, I mean, because you don't want to
spend all young dude.
Speaker 7 (01:45:54):
Yeah we have they want to turn and burn them.
I forget what my record time was, but I was
well I did because I had my roommate drive me
down there and I was like, okay, as soon as
I step in, my foot out the.
Speaker 2 (01:46:05):
Car like a pit stop.
Speaker 7 (01:46:07):
Yeah, oh exactly. It was like it was five minutes
signing in, putting your id, making the deposit, cleaning up,
you know. Then you take it down to the end
of the hall and drop it in a little another
little room.
Speaker 15 (01:46:17):
And this is some child's life.
Speaker 6 (01:46:19):
Yeah, that was the weirdest thing.
Speaker 4 (01:46:22):
After the vasectomy. You have to knock out like thirty nuts,
right and then yeah, to make sure that the everything's
cleared out and those survivors. And then on that thirty
first one, they give you the cup the day of
your vasectomy and they say, hey, I'm that thirty first one.
Speaker 2 (01:46:37):
Bring it in.
Speaker 4 (01:46:38):
We got to put it in the microscope. Make sure
there's no survivors, so no unprotected sex. You know you're
risking Still. There was a guy that I worked for.
He got the vasectomy, did not follow the instructions and
end up having a kid after the victoria because he
didn't follow the instructions.
Speaker 2 (01:46:55):
Anyway, that was the most awkward part. Did you want
to do it there? I can't remember three times? The no,
the you were able to bring like you did it
at home? And then and then bring it right out
and then you would just bring it in.
Speaker 4 (01:47:07):
Okay, But uh that was the most awkward part because
I walked in and there's the receptionist and you're putting
a couple of your jigs on the like, uh, yeah,
I'm just hearing to drop this out.
Speaker 2 (01:47:18):
It's so weird. I always thought that was weird. And
like having to do a urine sample was weird. Yeah,
those were weird.
Speaker 4 (01:47:24):
I just had to do a thing more recently when
I had like a calcium level that was like higher,
I had a I had like a like a big
jug of my pee I had to collect for like
twenty four hours.
Speaker 2 (01:47:34):
It was weird. That was so weird. You're cut, you're
carrying around it, then you bring that in. Yeah. Yeah,
I'm not easily embarrassed, but that that was embarrassing. All
the medical stuff is embarrassing.
Speaker 7 (01:47:44):
Looking now, it says I'm seeing other like one hundred
dollars appears to still be the going rate for donation.
Think with that's the new base.
Speaker 2 (01:47:51):
You guys get a lot of money for donating eggs.
Speaker 7 (01:47:54):
It's because it's a major surgery.
Speaker 1 (01:47:56):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (01:47:56):
Because I don't know how how do they do that
they have to.
Speaker 7 (01:47:58):
Harvest them from. That's a full major surgery.
Speaker 10 (01:48:02):
But it says, yeah, it's like and they're always and
I don't know if this is still the way you'd
walk around your college campus and it would be flyers everywhere.
Speaker 7 (01:48:10):
They want those young.
Speaker 9 (01:48:12):
Oh they'll stop you and ask you if you're walking by.
Speaker 11 (01:48:14):
They're like, hey, I had someone come up to me,
hi and we're looking for people to do and hand
me a flyer and I was like, okay, I see
you later.
Speaker 1 (01:48:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:48:21):
How do they go in? They go on like food
through the badge or is it like one of those
incisions on the outside.
Speaker 7 (01:48:28):
I think they go in through the whole future.
Speaker 2 (01:48:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:48:34):
Is it painful, I mean yeah, it's I think it's
supposed to be pretty painful. It's a it's a major surgery.
Speaker 7 (01:48:39):
Yeah, I've heard it's really a bad You can handle it, Morgan, I.
Speaker 15 (01:48:43):
Mean I definitely thought about it.
Speaker 2 (01:48:45):
Yeah. Yeah, all right. Well, look, if you're you know,
looking for some extra money.
Speaker 7 (01:48:49):
Yeah, you'll get a lot more.
Speaker 2 (01:48:51):
It would be one show piece of yourself to live on.
What does the kidney go for these days? Yeah?
Speaker 15 (01:48:59):
Extra?
Speaker 5 (01:48:59):
Well, and.
Speaker 7 (01:49:01):
Jesse Eisenberg is donating his kiddy, you got to donate them.
Speaker 2 (01:49:05):
Yeah, you can't. I can't sell them that. There are rules. Yeah,
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I got a text from Greg. He sent a text
to Gina and I and man was he belly aching?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Oh god? I was, yeah, suicide. Here, I'm going to
read you the text verbatim. All right, nice will agree.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
It's six oh five and it was pitch black all caps,
over a half an hour ago. So I won't be
in tomorrow or ever because I will have effing killed
myself with a rusty razor after ingesting pills and nineteen
bottles of booze, because there's no reason to live.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
Correct, Greg, I'm the biggest sympathizer and agree with you
on all this. I didn't get a text message.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
That hurts my hand, and I know I was laughing
because I literally just finished telling my wife's uncanny how
much you loved it. I'm like, oh my god, this
is so weird because I hated it. Yeah, I love
it so depressed.
Speaker 7 (02:52):
You're going to need a welfare check every night.
Speaker 8 (02:55):
Yeah, I mean it's going to take a minute to
get used to it. But I hate it because six
o'clock comes around. You done what you have to do
for work the next day, and then you think, okay, cool,
now I can go outside and do X, Y and Z.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
No, so why don't you just wait until it gets dark.
It gets dark early enough to do the stuff for work.
Then I guess, like a creature, this is called time management.
I have the same conversation with my my son Greg.
I'm a creature of habit. I like to do my
work at five pm.
Speaker 8 (03:22):
That is like my artificial deadline, Like I have to
be sitting at the computer at five get it.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I'm a big fan of routines. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (03:30):
And then when I'm done, then usually have dinner or
something like that, or go outside.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I was just telling Jen how much I love him.
This is great.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Well, you texted back that you were about to go
to bed. Well, because I want to crazy with up. Yeah,
I was in bed last night at six eight. I
was at least laying in bed and I had Money
Night Football on, but I was I was laying in bed.
Speaker 8 (03:53):
Awful, awful, so depressing. But yeah, I'll commiserate to you
via tech.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Gina says, I swear to God, I was just thinking
about you. Because of this, I will miss you in
a knife.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
It just extra sucks because you know, we get up
in the middle of the night and it's dark, and
then we go home and I mean, do you nap anymore?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I try, but I'm not successful with napping.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
So you get sunlight for like thirty minutes.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Exactly.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
So going back to how we adjust to daylight saving time,
even though you may have gotten that extra hours sleep,
but they're falling back. You still may feel groggy because
people just like the opportunity to say how groggy they are.
Because when the when the clocks go forward, we it's
never ending. We hear about how tired everybody is because
of the one the one hour difference of I at
least understand conceptually you've lost an hour on that one day.
(04:49):
But how can you tell me that you're extra groggy
if you've gained an hour because.
Speaker 9 (04:55):
It gets stark so early.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Now experts say any change in sleep patterns can be
just disruptive and just make you feel out of it.
Some people more affected by the clock change than others,
which I do understand. There are many people that it
couldn't handle our schedule even if they had to do it,
They just they couldn't do it. They say it may
take up to a week to recover from the end
of daylight saving time, and they've got some tips on
(05:22):
how to have your body adjust more easily.
Speaker 8 (05:25):
I always thought it was one day, like aet one
night of normal sleep and you're recovered.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Well when you travel. They say for every hour of
time change, it would take that many days. That many days.
So if it's one hour, that would be one day.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yeah, yeah, right, and this is one hour for the day,
all right.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
So here here are the tips according to the experts,
and how you can adjust better. Stick to your daily schedule,
so just following your usual schedule that just helps you
adapt faster. Apparently, Uh, getting outside and soaking up some sunlight,
even just sitting by a window to catch some sun
that helps reset the body's internal clock.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
Okay, Greg, try and find sunlight.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Well again, if you would just instead of doing the
work when the sun is up, do the work when
the sun is down. Although as we get deeper into
the winter, by five o'clock or close to five o'clock,
it will be dark.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Like yeah, so it starts getting dark so early.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Also a tip avoid taking naps because it's tempting. But
they say that mid day snooze could keep you from
getting a bed, getting to.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Bed early enough.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
It's true, but God love that.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
It is definitely true. But I also love it.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
I do have a rule for naps, like I love naps.
Those are a big thing for me in my schedule.
Time I do one pm.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
What oh wow?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Yeah, if I haven't taken it, if I haven't like
gone to take the nap by one pm, it's not happening.
Don't start your nap at one pm. Yeah, yeah, no,
because then that's what's going to keep you up long.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Three hours.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
Okay, so you have to be done by what time?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Three three thirty?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
So the latest is, you know, like say noon, So
I try to get out of here, get home, immediately
shut it down.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
And the reason it's three hours is because I've read
a lot about sleep and the sleep cycle is ninety minutes,
So you either got to do like a power nap
twenty minutes or so, or you gotta do the full
ninety minutes. If you go over ninety minutes, you got
to stay down for three hours another ninety minutes because
otherwise you wake up and that's when you're out of it,
because you're right in the middle of that cycle and it'll.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Throw you off.
Speaker 7 (07:23):
Is that all true?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
I found it to be true. Personally, I found it
to be true. I mean, it could be different for
other people.
Speaker 8 (07:29):
I used to found it to be true in that
twenty minute thing because it takes me in god an
hour to fall asleep. So yeah, you couldn't even get
twenty minutes because it's going to take that long to
fall a sleep. But if I do fall asleep unintentionally
and I'm only out for like twenty minutes, I do
feel great.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
The Sleep Foundation recommends keeping a steady sleep schedule, having
regular bedtime routine, avoiding caffeine in the afternoon and the evenings,
not doom scrolling, and using a sleep mask.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
In earplugs oh so uncomfortable. Yeah, I agree. I don't
like to sleep mask or the year plus.
Speaker 10 (08:01):
Greg, You're my hero because I You're the only human
being I know that doesn't sleep with their phone in
the bedroom.
Speaker 7 (08:08):
That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
I was put on the podcast I put on like
my buddy Mark Madden his show.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I'll listen to that. I'll listen to Steelers Nation Radio
on the.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
Iheartradiot, so it's not on all night.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Yeah, sep sleep time or like now that my my
fa check Ride is coming up from my pilot's license,
I'm listening to a lot of like check Ride prep
to sleep. Yeah, that's that's keeping me away because that
I'm listening and I'm playing the lights on TV going Really,
(08:40):
I'm ready to go to bed.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I'm ready to go to bed.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
And that's that's why I like it getting darker earlier,
because as I try to be a responsible person and
get a good chunk of sleep, when it's getting darker earlier,
like it's it's naturally putting my body in a state
of like shutting down. So that way it's easier for
me to get into bed. Like in the middle of
the summer, when it's bright and sunny, like, yeah, someone's
(09:04):
lawnmower still going. While I do love summer It's like
it's harder for me to fall even if the blackout
shades are drawn.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
Because you know what's on the other side of those exactly.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
You know, the shine people are happy.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Yeah, Around ten million Americans like Greg are affected by
seasonal effective disorder SAT ten million.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I would have thought it had got to get you.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
Gotta get a pink light, right.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
It's related to the change of seasons. Symptoms off and
you know, starting late in the fall. But there are
steps that you can take to manage it, from sun lamps, yeah,
to eating certain foods, to being social and those can
help you combat the seasonal effective disorder.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
When I lived in New York, I used to use
one of those lights, really, Dan, And.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I think smell would help too, Like if you smelled suntan.
Speaker 7 (09:50):
Oh, yeah, like latex, Yeah, that would put me in
a good mood.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
As far as the food, they recommend foods rich in
antioxidants like dark chocolate, blueberry, spinach, hammon. Sure, those are
all good. Get some vitamin D, like a vitamin D
supplement for your bone and immunity health also can help
regulate mood. That's what they say, all right. Exercising outdoors
(10:14):
and the cold can be intense, but also that helps
with seasonal effective disordering. Really yeah, and then I'll get
by a little help from your friends. So spend some
time with your besties, with your homies. Yeah, because avoiding
isolation is important. So don't just stay in your house
like I'll bummed out.
Speaker 11 (10:29):
Yeah it's so easy too, because I never want to
go anywhere, even to the store.
Speaker 9 (10:33):
Once it's dark out. Well, I'm in for the night.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (10:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (10:37):
If you had to pick, would you rather live somewhere
where it's you know how there's parts of the world
that it's dark all the time or it's light all
the time?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
What would you pick? I would do light all the time.
I think that'd be cool.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Midnight sun Yeah, well, I think that would get really old.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Be easier to deal with though they're just living.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
In darkness, hid, I'd be sad.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I think both would suck. Both would suck. Like, I
think you would end up in the same position.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
I think you would end up with. In other words,
that I think you would end up in the same
mental state no matter if it was light all the
time or dark. I think either one would probably leaving
the same place.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
But I think a venture shapes.
Speaker 7 (11:16):
Yeah, the dark all the time.
Speaker 10 (11:18):
I think the crime rate would be through the roof,
because who commits their crimes at night?
Speaker 8 (11:22):
Yeah, it would be so bizarre. I think I would
go light. Yeah, but it's more practical.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
I would assume that would just drive you just as crazy.
I do want to at some point, I want to
go in one of those rooms that are so sound
proof that they say, uh that you hear your blood pumping.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
Yeah, I have access to the one, you really do. Yes, Yes,
you can't stay in there very long? Why because a
panic attack.
Speaker 8 (11:46):
Really, nobody has stayed in there longer than a few minutes. Really,
and they even offer to pay, like to anybody who
can stay in there for an hour. I think it
was like a million dollars.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
What you can do it? I feel like I could
do it.
Speaker 7 (11:58):
I think you could do it.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah, I don't know. If I probably just in there
they get sick. I mean, I'd be willing to try. Yeah,
I don't know. Apparently it makes you feel weird.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
Yeah, that's kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
But that's the thing.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
If you didn't know, I think you get an anxiety
attack if you didn't know why you were hearing, right,
But the fact that you know you're in this room
and it's so sound proved that that's why you're hearing it.
That would make that would make sense to you, and
you wouldn't freak out because you would know what it is,
so you.
Speaker 9 (12:26):
Think you can beat it. That's why you want to
do it.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
No, I just want I wanted to experience it.
Speaker 7 (12:30):
It's negative twenty five decibels.
Speaker 12 (12:35):
Negative apparently, okay, and the cash prize apparently as a rumor.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I'd be willing to try it.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
Yeah, it sounds cool because they have it at the
JBL office. That's the one that I went into. And
once they closed the.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Door, speaker people.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
Yeah, yeah, and once they close the door, it's just
that's cool.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
You want it, I would do it? Yeah, you want
to go?
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Now when you yell in there? Does it sound weird?
It's not reflecting? That's crazy, Like does it even make
a sound? Can you just hear it like internally right organization?
So sound that's escaping. Because the sound that's escaping, it's
not reflecting back, so it's not coming back to your ear.
Speaker 7 (13:14):
It would plably sound like you were super far away from.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah, water so weird.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
Well, their office is really cool. I mean, we're what
we're way into sound so obviously because what we do.
But uh, the stuff that they do there is crazy.
They put me in like this thing. It'll hit sound
on you in a full like if you were standing
in the middle of a basketball or something like that. Yeah, yeah,
it's it's weird.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
You can't even explain it. This is such a trip.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
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Show.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
All right, welcome back everybody. Hey, it's November fourth. I
keep forgetting today's election day.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
No, I forget so many places across the country. Really
to get a stiffer, I know, dude, I've.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Paid so little attention to I've like tuned out on
politics so hard, and on news in general. Meet, I
feel like the only place I'm getting news is when
I get here. Me too, And I used to keep
up with it more. And then I hired dumb ass
Tyler to do a bunch of stuff like before the show,
to kind of like pull all that stuff where I
(15:12):
used to be on all the websites and finding these
different things and getting them, like, you know, prepared for
the show. I hired him to do that so it
would get me a little extra time in the morning.
And so now I'm like, kinda I'm just at the
mercy of whatever dumb ass Tyler has brought to How
scary is that?
Speaker 7 (15:28):
Yeah, that's a lot of trust.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
My portal into reality is dumb ass Tyler.
Speaker 8 (15:33):
When we take time off and I get back for
all I know world War three has started.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
I wouldn't know, yeah, because if you look at if
you look at the Instagram, which if I'm on social
media at this point, it's Instagram. I can't even tell
you the last time I went on on Twitter account.
I used to go on there to research some more
of the new stuff because all the news accounts.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Twitter is kind of for news.
Speaker 9 (15:54):
But the last time you were on it, what it
was called Twitter?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Yeah, and Instagram.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Instagram is just more for stuff and stuff that I
can send to my wife, like go check out this
really cute golden retriever. Yeah, some other funny stuff, a
lot of flying videos on of plane stuff, but stuff. Yeah,
that's it. I've really, I really made a point to
just ignore most things.
Speaker 7 (16:15):
Yeah, it's for the best. You'll say, you're saying I forget.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Who I was.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
Uh, it's bad.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Was it?
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Pete Davidson he said he's just completely off social media?
Speaker 7 (16:24):
Nice, Well he needed it, Like, yeah he was.
Speaker 6 (16:29):
The next level is at Sharon where he doesn't even
have a phone, doesn't even have a phone. Yeah, he
has email and that's how you get a hold of Yeah,
And like I just realized, like when you when you're
on some of these things, like most of stuff you're
even looking at, like the stuff that is getting posted
by people like I don't even care who cares?
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Like I don't care about any of this stuff. And
this is like it's supposed to be like an algorithm
that I'm interested in. So now it's like I seek
out things. So I found myself more on YouTube now. Yeah, YouTube,
because I'll look at something that I'm interested in, and
all of a sudden, it's the rabbit hole all the
other things that you'll be interested in based on what
you already watched. I signed up for YouTube Premium what
because I got sick of the the ads, like in
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the right in the middle of the video, right in
the good part.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
It was thought about you.
Speaker 8 (17:10):
The other night, I was watching a Depeche Mode video
on YouTube as you do, right, and.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Halfway through the song, I should get this YouTube. Yeah,
so YouTube premium, no no more ads, and what is
that one? I don't know. I have no idea.
Speaker 7 (17:26):
That's to me.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
They pitched it to me right in the middle, so
you know, you know you can skip these ads and
go click soul.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah, I didn't even look. I have no idea. Well, anyway,
Tay's election Day.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
It's a National candy Day, get rid of it, so
much leftover Halloween candy. It's National Day of Community Service. Uh,
It's National easy bake oven Day. Oh, the idea is
better than the reality.
Speaker 7 (17:52):
The light bulb that bakes.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
It takes forever. And then there's like it's a it's
one of those like Trader Joe's to bite brownies when
it's it's a row Dinner day. And it's also used
your common sense day today every day, please do all right?
We got the birthdays and the porn of birthday coming
up here in just a moment of first minute's gonna
tell us what's happening in the world of entertainment.
Speaker 6 (18:12):
Well, Stranger Things actor David Harbor, he's the dad and
stranger of things. He's not having a good couple of
months recently because he got divorced from singer Lily Allen,
and then Lily Allen came out with a whole album
talking about their divorce, and she apparently was saying that
he cheated, even though other people say they had an
(18:33):
open marriage. But oh no, it's not going well there now.
Entertain was married to.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
British singer what what song? Because the name sounds familiar
very much.
Speaker 7 (18:47):
She has quite a few songs that Alfie.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Yeah, yeah, you'd remember it.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
Yeah, because alternative ratio stesses were playing her songs for
a bit.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
All right, I'll look it up.
Speaker 6 (19:01):
Okay, look it up, all right. Also, continuing the story,
not very good entertainment websites are reporting that Millie Bobby
Brown filed the harassment uh acclaim against him before they
started filming this last season, and just saying that he
was bulling her and harassing her uh the Also the
(19:23):
claims do not have any sexual background on that, so
don't don't think about that, but just saying that he
was being very mean on set.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Lily Allen, this is the first video that came up
but soon okay, all right.
Speaker 14 (19:37):
Yeah, song called smile yeahone.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
And just like her cuddling and that was some good
the videos on YouTube premium.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Oh yeah, but I do remember this song, so you
can have.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
She was married to the Stranger Things soon yeah, and
before that, she was very tou a guy for.
Speaker 6 (20:20):
Crystal Method.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
I feel like this is when we worked together years ago.
That song came out like maybe like two thousand and eight.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
YEP. Absolutely is that one that was?
Speaker 6 (20:31):
Yes, actually she the one whose dad is Rob.
Speaker 7 (20:34):
That's okay.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
From the.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
Also, just to add to the pile of crap, apparently
there was some woman that was staying at his house
ten years ago and she jumped out of a window.
And now people are talking about.
Speaker 7 (20:50):
That like such a cool guy.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
What's up?
Speaker 6 (20:53):
I don't know, but you know, when stuff starts going down,
people start piling on, piling on like crazy. All right,
moving on, did you see this? The speculation is over.
Jennifer Aniston does have a man. His name is Jim Curtis.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Just saw that.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
And if you don't know who that is, he is
a hypnotist, author and wellness coach. Oh yeah, apparently Jennifer.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Don't know. I've never really heard anything about her as
a person.
Speaker 11 (21:21):
I heard that she's really nice, oh really yeah, But
I mean, I don't know if she's weird, not that
I've heard, but she could be.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
She seems like she just be kind of normal and chill. Yeah,
and it's always weird, Like I don't know, you know,
why she never really seemed to, you know, stand out.
I guess it doesn't really matter, but it's just surprising,
like she's rich, she's famous, she's pretty. Yeah, she seems cool. Like,
how did she not have like some perfect guy?
Speaker 10 (21:45):
Yeah, well but she did, she just didn't didn't stay.
I mean she's had a lot of like Brad Pitt,
she's had justin Thorau.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
I know That's what I mean, Like, you know somebody
who just that's just stuck.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (21:57):
But they went in Instagram official guy. She's off the market.
Over at HBO Max the TV show Welcome to Darry Yeah,
the third biggest hit ever next to House of the
Dragon and the Last of Us.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Okay, I got it.
Speaker 6 (22:15):
Sorry, we got there. We two shows I didn't watch,
so I'm sorry I didn't stick it to memory. But
you you said you watched it, Gina.
Speaker 7 (22:22):
Yeah, I saw the first.
Speaker 10 (22:24):
It's it's supposed to be very disturbing and weird, but
I'm like Greg, and everything is funny to me now,
Like it's just not scary.
Speaker 7 (22:32):
So I guess it's good. I'll stick around. But it's
not that scary to me.
Speaker 9 (22:36):
I'm John Stephen King novel, right.
Speaker 10 (22:38):
But yeah, it's based on it, okay, and like kind
of the origin story, gotcha?
Speaker 6 (22:42):
Okay, Now for Sammy, did you see this? This story
is not going away. Julia fox Halloween costume really upset
the Kennedy family. If you did not see she dressed
up as Jackie l the day that Kennedy got shot,
or the same dress everything, but the version that she
was warring for Halloween was covered in blood.
Speaker 9 (23:03):
Yeah, that's been a that's been a costume before.
Speaker 11 (23:05):
I mean, she didn't even it looks like she didn't
even have a JFK with her with the half head
blown off, because I've seen that as a couple of shots.
Speaker 10 (23:11):
Way classier than she, but you know, she's her.
Speaker 6 (23:15):
Yeah, well she's famous. So it got a lot of attention,
and they say it was not very classy. They said
it was desperate and disgusting as well.
Speaker 11 (23:23):
Well, Halloween is supposed to be horrific costume, scary, horrific moment.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
Yeah, all right, now in the dumbest headline I've seen, uh,
Like in the past week, fans think Justin Trudeau's Halloween
costume is a nod to Katie Perry. He was dressed
as the shark from when she performed at the Super Bowl.
I think I think it's a.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Nonrec What do you think I never understood that, what like,
what the obsession was over that whole thing.
Speaker 6 (23:56):
Stupid left shark thing because he was dancing like so off. Yeah,
even it looks like he's snuck on stage in the costume.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Is that what it was?
Speaker 7 (24:05):
Choreography?
Speaker 6 (24:05):
Yeah, he wasn't dancing and sync.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Yeah. I was kind of wonder like what the that's
a big obsession with that?
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Was?
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:12):
That and uh what did the fox say?
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:16):
I never liked that people pretend to be in that,
they pretended to be into. Uh, who's the dude from
American Idol to tried out William.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
Dude shot the hon dog?
Speaker 7 (24:25):
Oh yeah, do you know whatever?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
For the birthday? Were gonna shiver? Wen, She was like,
it's ship and you know you don't all right?
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Starting with the celebrity, he is happy birthday to Sammy's favorite?
Did he fifty six years old? Are you going to
blow a call into the person today?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (24:50):
Yeah, Actually, can we wrap this up?
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Was there a story that did he get ah, did
he get attacked or something?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
I saw that over the weekend.
Speaker 10 (24:58):
There's again we talked about he woke up to somebody
like holding a knife.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
I didn't read it because I didn't care, yahout Sammy,
if everybody would have, right, maybe it was.
Speaker 6 (25:07):
Like the old first to know about it, to talk
about these alphaigthums, like I've been seeing stuff lately, like
it's a month old popping up in my feet now,
like it's.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
New poor Dinny, Right, guys, Yeah, Matthew McConaughey is fifty
six years old. Ralph Maccio, Daniel Russo and the crowdate
kid movies Cobra KaiA.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
He's sixty four.
Speaker 7 (25:26):
Possible he looks twenty five.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Former First Lady Laura Bush first of All. Bush is
seventy nine. Bethany Frankel, one of the original Real Housewives
of New York City and a legit multimillionaire thanks to
that whole like Skinny Girl, Oh thanks fifty five Today
Jeff Probes, the host of Survivor, is sixty four. Celebrity chef.
He's an Austime houses pie. Curtis Stone is fifty years old,
(25:52):
and eugh Kathy Griffin, Oh, he is sixty five. Left
her for the bottom of the shoe. No, she's in
that movie Weapons right. Your is Michelle Moist Moist and
Today's Birthday Girl. She's Juggled More Balls than the Harlem Globetrotters,
and ninety three fine films, including a bunch that are
playing on her name, like Experience Miss Moist. She was
(26:15):
in forecast calls for Hot Wet Moist. She was in
Hot Wet Lesbians, also Deep Moist Treatment Volume one. But
then she's also been some other films like Between the Cheeks.
She was in Baby Loves the Shaft Volume eleven. She
was in Smoking and Masturbating in the Sun and who
(26:37):
can Forget her? Unforgeta role in Danger type Vagina Ahead, Look.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Danger.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
That's Michelle Moyst, who's thirty nine years old today. That's
your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that is a
Tuesday morning. Look at what's happening in the world of
entertainment here on the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Is all right, welcome back.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
I got this uh delivery and it had my wife's
name on it. It was an Amazon delivery, and it
had all this random stuff in there.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
And she didn't order any that. I didn't order anyth that.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
I'll order stuff off of our Amazon sometimes stuff I
order comes with her name on the label.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
I mean, no big deal. I didn't order it. Nobody
in our house ordered this stuff, and it was like
a seat cushion, you know, like people with a bad back,
like we'll have like an extra like almost like a
memory phone kind of thing. There there was that.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
There was just something like just random like this organizer
I don't even know, look almost kind of like a
like a tackle box looking thing.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Huh. Different I don't know, maybe for like crafts, different
buttons or beads or is that what's called.
Speaker 7 (27:50):
Kaboot they were back in the day and they still
have them.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Is that where the whole a kitten kaboodle came from?
Speaker 7 (27:57):
Exactly?
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Yeah, it's just what I we didn't order it. That's
so strange. Now what's that thing called? Where? Uh they're
doing it? Brush? You're brushing? Okay.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
I was trying to tell my wife that I've heard
of something happening where you'll get random stuff.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
But what are they trying to do? Again?
Speaker 7 (28:14):
Okay, we're going hard this. It's I forget though the
same way. It's like it's if they send it to
a resident and it's marked just delivered to a real
life address, that gets them credibility in the system, I.
Speaker 6 (28:25):
Believe, And they want fake reviews.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
I'm looking at right now, so I'm supposed to review
this stuff now, but it'll be it'll be marked as
because they just send it to any address, but it'll
be marked as like actually delivered, right.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
Yeah, I'll be marked is delivered and sold, So it
like helps them on the reviews. Also, they will put
like fake QR codes in there and they want you
to they put it in your information.
Speaker 7 (28:50):
There was Joe kind of on them if you just
keep it and move on with your life.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Because there was there was nothing in there, but it was.
Speaker 11 (28:57):
Is it just to have a confirmed purchase so that
it will be four thousand people ordered this, But really
it's just then ordering it and sending it to their
firmed account because there are like piles of trash on
Amazon that are.
Speaker 7 (29:07):
Like best user, you know, best most bottom?
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Am I am I in the wrong? If we like,
what are we supposed to do with this stuff? Can
we keep it?
Speaker 7 (29:18):
You're supposed to report it.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
We did.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
We called Amazon and said we didn't order this stuff,
and they go, we're not quite sure where it came
from either, and nothing will.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Happen and that's the end of it.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
And it was in there, but it was a box
that had that Amazon tape so weird, the Amazon.
Speaker 7 (29:31):
Brand taped over it paper tape.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Yeah, my wife's name on it. It looked like any
other Amazon delivery.
Speaker 11 (29:37):
And there wasn't anything that you ordered that hasn't come yet.
Speaker 7 (29:40):
No, okay nothing. This is like the next level, like
it was really weird. Step one and then step two,
question mark, Step three, profits of it?
Speaker 2 (29:48):
What is China? What are you doing to China? This
is mysterious.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
Yeah, because I told my wife said, maybe we should
just donate this stuff because I don't want to be
in possession of it.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Yeah, you've done nothing. I'm not going to jail over this.
We'll be right back shows all right, into another new
hour Insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Thank you
for being here. I'm on it. That's great.
Speaker 6 (30:19):
Gory.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Yeah, we got menace?
Speaker 6 (30:20):
What is up high?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Yeah? What are you working at?
Speaker 4 (30:23):
I see a mask there's saying Morgan's here, no reason
the reason?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Laugh? What I'm just getting ready?
Speaker 3 (30:30):
What?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
What? What?
Speaker 12 (30:30):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (30:31):
What just went through your mind in that moment?
Speaker 6 (30:34):
I don't know fun being honest.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Yeah, you start randomly cracking up. I look up at
most it's just like chuck late. Yeah, is it residual high?
Speaker 6 (30:45):
Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Okay, all right, that was that was strange. Yeah, I'm
not having a great time, don't get me wrong, but
I'm enjoying myself. Yeah, we're all having the blast. It's
all good.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Yeah, phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
you can send us a text over to two to
nine eighty seven. I will try that new game out again.
Can you get back through?
Speaker 3 (31:02):
It?
Speaker 7 (31:03):
So funny?
Speaker 2 (31:04):
So you know what it is. Here's here's what I've learned.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
You know, if you ever watched the Howard Stern movie
back in the day at that time, he said, and
that's when I learned a very important lesson lesbians equal ratings, right,
and that that time has has passed.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
You know, we moved on.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Uh, the dumber, the dumber things are, the more people
like them.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
I found like the the just the more, the more dumb,
the more silly, get.
Speaker 7 (31:33):
A bigger response. Yeah, people like to participate.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
You guys like really simple things, which is great because
instead of us, you know, dumb people sitting around trying
to think of like some high level.
Speaker 6 (31:42):
Idea, is something so stupid, something so dumb?
Speaker 4 (31:48):
Like and it was all from the one day we
were trying to get somebody called back in. We called
a name and they were supposed to call back with
a certain amount of time, and uh, we got disconnected
and we were looking for that person. Yeah, and we
just kept going through and people like that was the
funniest thing they've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
And I'm like a.
Speaker 7 (32:06):
Kept answering the call.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
Hey girl, Yeah, so you know there's a new contest.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Can you get back through? And we'll tell you so,
like you'll call in, Uh, we'll give.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
You a password and then the the the task is
you got to try to call back in to the
same number, the radio station number and get through in
that time. But everybody else is trying the rest of
the listeners are trying to keep you from being able
to get through. Yeah, and we'll just keep going through
the phones, hoping that you pick up or that we
pick up and you're on the other end.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
It's the dumbest contest. Yeah, but people love that stuff.
Speaker 15 (32:40):
I know the guy was able to do it last time.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Yeah. Yeah, what do we give you, like five minutes? Yeah,
I think it was five minutes. We set the time.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
Look, it's it's stupid, but it's your chance to win something.
We got that coming up. Gina Grad's got this morning's
trending news headlines.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (32:55):
Well, an announcement hit this morning that former VP Dick
Cheney died at eighty four years old. Yeah, forty six,
Vice president from two thousand and one to two thousand
and nine under President George W. Bush and with big
part of the remember the war on terror in the
early two thousand.
Speaker 6 (33:11):
In the face he did that, that was part of
the war on Terror.
Speaker 10 (33:15):
Yeah, His family released a statement saying he died from
complications of pneumonia and heart disease. And just a little
background on this guy. He spent nearly four decades working
on the Capitol. He was the youngest White House Chief
of Staff under President Ford Ow represented Wyoming in the
US House of Representatives, Secretary of Defense under President Bush Senior,
then VP under President Bush Junior. No, he's known for
(33:39):
being the most politically active and influential VP in history.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Okay, wells PA, He'll be missed.
Speaker 10 (33:45):
Elections are happening all over the country today, and even
though it's not a presidential year, the results are going
to show how voters feel about the big parties and
their big policies. So here's just a couple of the
key races that people are going to be watching. California Prop. Fifty,
that's the whole redistricting saying, now, this measure would let
the state redraw its congressional map, which would pretty much
help Democrats gain up to five US House seats.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Yeah, and that's such a substantial lead. Yeah, sixty support. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (34:13):
New York City's mayoral race.
Speaker 10 (34:15):
Those are candidates Zoran Mamdani, who is a socialist Democrat.
He would be the New York's first Muslim mayor, former
Governor Andrew Cuomo who's an independent, and Curtis Leewall, who's
a Republican. And New Jersey's governor race, that's Republican Jack
Cidarelli against Democrat Mikey Cherrell. And since New Jersey usually
votes Democrat, this race is going to show whether Republicans
(34:37):
are gaining any ground or none at all. And Week
nine wrapped up last night with the Cardinals taking on
the Cowboys. The Cardinals gave Dak Prescott a tough night,
sacking him five times, forcing three turnovers a born game.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
Yeah, the two teams of losing records, you know that
used to be the Thursday night matchup, you know, like
the THURSDA night football matchups were always garbage, and those
have been pretty good. And now it's like, you know,
Sunday night, Thursday night, and these Monday nights have been
dogs for the most part.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Week Well.
Speaker 10 (35:06):
Wide receiver Marvin Harrison Junior also had one of his
best games of the season. He caught seven passes for
ninety six yards and a touchdown that did help the
Cardinals win twenty seven to seventeen. And actress Diane Ladd
somebody I know Morgan knows from a ton of movies.
Speaker 15 (35:21):
Oh yeah, I love her so much.
Speaker 10 (35:23):
She passed away at eighty nine years old. She was
a three time Oscar Now Mama.
Speaker 7 (35:27):
She she Lord Dirt, Laura Durt's.
Speaker 6 (35:31):
Wait, I still don't know another actor we're talking about either.
Speaker 10 (35:34):
Yeah, she was an actress and tons of movies, TV theater,
big standout roles and again some of Morgan's favorites Alice
Doesn't Live Here Anymore, Wild at Heart, Ramblin Rose.
Speaker 7 (35:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (35:44):
Two of those were with her daughter, Laura Dern, who
posted a very nice tribute saying her mom was an
amazing hero. And are you familiar with Bruce Dern. That's
her father. Nope, said this was a tremendous actress.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
You don't know, Bruce Brucie.
Speaker 9 (35:58):
Yeah, old Bruce.
Speaker 6 (36:00):
I'm looking up Lauren Dern.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Laura, Laura, Laura Dern.
Speaker 7 (36:04):
I mean, did you ever see dress that's.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Not going to be like the same way that he
mentions people, We go, who the f is that?
Speaker 7 (36:10):
Jurassic Mark?
Speaker 6 (36:11):
And I'm not And I've heard the name, and I
couldn't tell you why.
Speaker 9 (36:18):
Christmas vacation she was. She's one of the grandma's.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Yeah, oh you know what, I think Clark's mom, right.
Speaker 7 (36:25):
Yeah, the like classy one.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Yeah, Clark's mom. Right, it looks beautiful.
Speaker 8 (36:29):
I thought I knew the name Diane Ladd, but I
couldn't tell you from where.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Yeah, I know she was Laura Durn's mom. Yeah, there
you go, learning so much?
Speaker 15 (36:38):
Is she British?
Speaker 7 (36:39):
No?
Speaker 15 (36:39):
No, no, good, try the more sounds like a British name.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Well.
Speaker 10 (36:42):
The Trump administration has announced that they'll release half of
the usual Snap benefits for people on the program. However,
none of it will be available for new applicants this month,
and even with some money coming in, it's going to
take time states are going to need to update their
systems to handle the snap payments, and the USDA says
it could take weeks or even months for some to
do that update. There what all this is happening, By
(37:04):
the way, as the government shut down drags into its
fifth week with no end in.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
Sight, it's a new record, like an all time record,
like the longest shutdown ever.
Speaker 7 (37:13):
We're number one.
Speaker 6 (37:14):
Garbage is what it is.
Speaker 15 (37:15):
It is gonna go past the holidays. I'm telling you
they don't care.
Speaker 7 (37:17):
Then they don't get a brain.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
You know all about that, but you don't know about
Laura Dern.
Speaker 10 (37:24):
Yeah, a guy in Chicago was arrested in charge yesterday
after he threatened to kill President Trump on social media.
Speaker 7 (37:30):
He's fifty seven years old.
Speaker 10 (37:32):
He posted a selfie style video back in mid October,
and he said he was going to get some guns
and take care of business himself. He continued by saying
he was tired of all the effing frauds and that
people needed to f and die. And he ended the
video by saying that Trump should be executed.
Speaker 4 (37:46):
See, and this is the problem. These people will get
so crazy, like politics just completely destroys them.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Yeah, you know, and like assumes people.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
I have a number of people in my life, friends,
family members and such, were is like the super Bowl,
Like it's it's it's such a whatever election day totally,
but it's not even the midterms. It's not a presidential election.
But man, they're all over Their whole day is just surrounding,
you know, like centered on this election today and you're.
Speaker 7 (38:16):
Going to see so many stickers, so many.
Speaker 4 (38:18):
Stickers, like they're they're they're like can't They've canceled other
plans because they're going to be home watching like returns.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
I'm like, wow, for people that we pay their employees,
they don't care about you.
Speaker 6 (38:31):
They're approving right now, they don't actually care about you,
yeah at all.
Speaker 7 (38:34):
You're not getting snap benefits, you're not getting paid.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Yeah, what's week.
Speaker 10 (38:38):
The video of this dude made it to a concerned citizen,
which is nice. He reported to the local authorities and
the dude was charged with making a threat in interstate
commerce to injure a person and if he's convicted, he
could look at five years in prison. And finally, just
another reminder that the Mega millions drawing is tonight. That
jackpot is up to oh nothing eight hundred million, and
(39:01):
no one has won a jackpot in November since twenty sixteen.
It's been growing since June when somebody won in Virginia
in Friday's drawing. More than half a million tickets won
these little, smaller prizes and the whole total payout was
like eleven million.
Speaker 4 (39:14):
They're five bucks a piece, Greg, Yeah, I know that much.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
They were they were two. Now there's not a power
Ball five. I thought power ball is two bucks. I
don't know. That might be five as well. I don't know.
I always find these kind of complicated.
Speaker 10 (39:27):
Well, if somebody, yeah, there's a lot of them. If
someone matches all six numbers, it's going to be the
ninth largest Mega Million's jackpot ever. And yeah, they're five
bucks drawings or every Tuesday and Friday at eleven pm Eastern.
The odds of winning any prize are one in twenty three.
That's great dollar, but the jackpot that's one in two
hundred and ninety, like.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Greg to stick with Keno, Yeah right, it's I saw
a guy at the Communion store earlier in the week
and he was buying like.
Speaker 4 (39:54):
A fistful in each ticket. I swear was minimum twenty bucks. Yeah,
like on those scratchers. Yeah, you know, and he had
like a ton of them.
Speaker 7 (40:02):
That's an addiction.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
It was like, how much would you just spend on scratchers?
Speaker 8 (40:05):
Yeah, those are the ones that have the big prizes.
But imagine spending twenty bucks on a scratcher.
Speaker 6 (40:10):
On one scratcher I did once I got crazy think
about it. It's like one pool on a twenty dollars
slop machine.
Speaker 7 (40:16):
Way can you imagine Greg doing I'll.
Speaker 6 (40:18):
Tell you this, Greg, I did win one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
That's good.
Speaker 6 (40:21):
And how much I quit the game?
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Twenty bucks on a twenty dollars ticket.
Speaker 8 (40:25):
This is the most I've ever won on a scratcher
was one hundred. Yeah, and that was a I think
it was a one dollar ticket.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
I never played again. Turn I never won ever.
Speaker 4 (40:35):
You never win.
Speaker 7 (40:35):
I don't think I've ever won either, or get like
a play again.
Speaker 6 (40:39):
Well, we talked about this all the time, and Sammy
says it's like part of people's DNA or something. The
winners just win because, dude, I'm telling you, we have
listeners that come to come out to every single event
and I'll do raffles and somehow they win every time.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Even though there are like a couple hundred people there.
Speaker 6 (40:58):
A couple hundred people there, and they get picked every time.
Speaker 11 (41:03):
How something that says that luck is genetic, I don't
know the science side, and there were studies done and
that luck is genetic.
Speaker 6 (41:10):
I don't know, but dude, I'm sorry to believe that
from the scientific standpoint, make any sense that I could
blame my parents for never winning. So there was this
one contest. I'm like, okay, there's let me do a
new way of giving away gift card, right, So I
went and I hid somewhere. I wrote down a number
in on my hand, I closed it, and I went
(41:30):
around the crowd of hundreds of people. And the guy
that won is a guy that shows up to every
single event. He guessed the number. I'm like, how how
did this guy gets sixty nine? Like something obvious for
any listener.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
In the show?
Speaker 6 (41:44):
No, it was seventeen.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
But I'm just like the dude.
Speaker 4 (41:49):
Three brothers in California, I guess their mom died and
they were going through the attic and they found a
pristine copy of the first Superman comic from nineteen thirty nine.
It's going up for auction. I thought about Greg and
that guitar. Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
He done anything with that yet.
Speaker 8 (42:06):
A couple of days from now, I'm meeting with a
quote appraiser expert.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Greg was given these guitars. Yeah, I got when his
brother died. One guitar in three basses. Yeah. And it
turns out these guitars, at least one of.
Speaker 8 (42:18):
Them, one of them, yes, is potentially worth a lot.
It doesn't have a series.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
It was unknowns to your your brother.
Speaker 8 (42:25):
I'm assuming he knew a lot about basses, so I
think he knew that was his most valuable one. I
don't know how he didn't sell it already. Yeah, but
it's called a Lembic, which is apparently is like a
cool brand a bass.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Yeah, so I mean, but not not exactly this not
exactly for Superman Cam.
Speaker 4 (42:44):
Yeah, it's going up for auction. It could sell for
over six million dollars. I'm just sitting in someone's attic.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
That's luck.
Speaker 8 (42:53):
That's right, got some serious f you money. If you
still miss your mom at that point though.
Speaker 5 (42:57):
Right, say that.
Speaker 6 (43:05):
Im, Yeah, she had a good life because if.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
It wasn't for that, we would have never been going
through this attic.
Speaker 7 (43:11):
That's exactly right, got to.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Find a silver lining, you know. Guys.
Speaker 4 (43:15):
All right, so let's let's take the break and then
we'll come back and we'll get somebody on the line
to see if you can get back through. And again,
everybody else, you have a role on this as well,
because you have to try to call in to keep
the other person from getting back through and getting the prize.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
Else it's not a game effort. You know.
Speaker 4 (43:34):
We can actually add another wrinkle to it. Yeah, all right,
so let's get a contestant. You will have to try
to get back through in the five minutes. Okay, if
you do that, we'll give you a prize. If we
get to the five minutes and we haven't gotten to
that person yet, the last person on the phone that
we talked to, they'll be the winner. Incentivizes you see, Yeah,
(44:00):
this is how ideas happened.
Speaker 7 (44:02):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
This is this is how the next great get It's
the dumbest thing ever. It's a can you get back through?
If you want to be the person that's trying to
get back through, give us a call eight seven seven
forty four Woody No.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Woody show text Dan eight seven, Yeah, look at me,
call in. We're gonna play this game. Dumb.
Speaker 7 (44:30):
It's it's it is, well, it's a it's a new game.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
We played it once before. It's called can you get
back through? That's like eight seven seven forty four. Woody
Morgan's been working on. It's getting somebody uh lined up.
Let's say how to Curtis. Curtis. Curtis, Hey, guys, good morning.
What are you doing. Curtis doing well? All right, having
to work. Listen to you guys.
Speaker 4 (44:53):
All right, So Curtis, the deal is, uh, we're gonna
talk to you here for a second, and then as
soon as we hang up, you're gonna have to get
back through.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
Same number.
Speaker 4 (45:02):
You just call it eight seven seven forty four. Go
five minutes to do that. Now, Morgan did give you it.
Don't tell me what it is, don't say it on
the air. But Morgan gave you a password, right she did. Okay,
that way we know it's actually Curtis because a lot
of people might try to pretend I'm Curtis.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Well Curtis, yeah, all right, Curtis. The first route yeaheah,
all right, so you know how dumb it is. It's
super super dumb, all right.
Speaker 4 (45:26):
So we're gonna We're gonna hang on now, everybody else
call in eight seven seven forty four Woody and h
Curtis is gonna have five minutes to call in. Your job,
as the listeners are to keep calling and jamming up
the phone lines to keep Curtis from getting through. Now,
if we get to the five minute mark and we
haven't talked to Curtis yet, whoever is that last person
on the line, they will be the winner and they're
(45:48):
gonna win.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
The prize, steal it from Curtis. See how that works?
Speaker 4 (45:51):
Uh huh, all right, eight seven seven forty four, Woody,
all right, Curtis, I'm gonna hang up on anybuddy.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
Time time starts right now. Okay, all right, let's go
uh right to the phones. Yeah, what is show? Who's this?
How you doing?
Speaker 1 (46:10):
This?
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Is me saying, oh yeah, it doesn't sound anything like Curtis.
I would thank you for the call. What do you show?
Who's this.
Speaker 5 (46:19):
From Mondo?
Speaker 2 (46:21):
What's your zodiac signs?
Speaker 5 (46:27):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (46:27):
It's laughing?
Speaker 2 (46:28):
Great, it's cool. You think you would know that about
the show. Who's this?
Speaker 12 (46:34):
Walter?
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Walter?
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Walter, not Curtis. Does he know his zodiac sign? Yeah?
You know what your zodiac sign is What does that mean? Sammy?
Speaker 9 (46:45):
Well that's in?
Speaker 2 (46:48):
Yeah, all right, what do you show? Who's this? Hey?
There's a scene though from Ontario scene not Curtis.
Speaker 7 (46:57):
And I don't believe them.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
All right, what do you show? Who's this? List? How
are you? How are you this morning? I'm doing great?
You're doing great? Are you? Guys? We're doing good? Any
thoughts on capricorns?
Speaker 7 (47:14):
No, I'm a leo, so we only love leos.
Speaker 6 (47:19):
Everybody knows that.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
Thank you call, Thanks for listening to the show. See
what do you show? Who is this? All right? Hello?
Speaker 5 (47:28):
Poop?
Speaker 2 (47:30):
Hey is this Curtis?
Speaker 5 (47:32):
No?
Speaker 2 (47:33):
I love you, Morgan, sweet Curtis. What do you show?
Who is this? Curtis? What is what is the password?
Speaker 3 (47:46):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (47:46):
You guys? Got me lying, liar? What do you show?
Who's this? Michael? Michael? All right, Michael, not Curtis. Michael.
How old were you when you lost your virginity? Eighteen eighteen?
Speaker 13 (48:06):
All right?
Speaker 2 (48:06):
Right, all right, that's respectable? All right, solid? What do
you show? Who is this? We're two minutes in, by
the way, Yeah, who is this? Nope? Sean not Curtis.
What do you show? Who's this?
Speaker 5 (48:24):
Elvis from San Dimo.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
Oh way, oh my god, what do you show? Who
is this? Yeah? Who is this? Hey? Sean? Oh Sean?
What's your favorite band of all time?
Speaker 5 (48:42):
Sublime?
Speaker 2 (48:42):
Sublime? Good choice, Seemon Alter Ego? What do you show?
Who's this?
Speaker 5 (48:48):
Brian Jacksonville, North Carolina. I love bb wh.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
There's a guy another guy, not Curtis. What do you show?
Who's this?
Speaker 5 (49:00):
Danny?
Speaker 2 (49:01):
Hey? Danny's Danny. Danny just sounds like he's chilling. Yeah, yeah,
all right, Danny, thank you to call. What do you show?
Who's this?
Speaker 1 (49:11):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (49:13):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (49:15):
Robert?
Speaker 2 (49:16):
Robert? Hey, Robbie, what do you show? Who's this?
Speaker 3 (49:20):
This is Manny?
Speaker 2 (49:21):
Hey, Manny? Do you ever try anal? No? No, you're
missing out. We're just we're just drawing that random question.
What do you want for me?
Speaker 4 (49:31):
First thing that came to mind, What do you show?
Who's this?
Speaker 2 (49:34):
This is Jeremiah from Santa Claride, Jeremiah, Good morning, Jeremiah.
You ever received Daniel? Has anybody ever played with your butt?
Speaker 3 (49:44):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (49:44):
Yeah, yeah?
Speaker 1 (49:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (49:46):
The Daily there was.
Speaker 4 (49:48):
Well, there was there was a moment there where all
the ladies magazines are trying to convince ladies that that's
what dudes really wanted was like a digit and the sphincter.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
Yeah, yeah, not so much. What do you show? Who's this? Erica? Erica? Hey, Erica?
Speaker 1 (50:04):
How she?
Speaker 2 (50:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (50:05):
She was?
Speaker 2 (50:06):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (50:07):
Well, Erica, I'm sorry I didn't win the trip to Dubai,
but I'm glad you finally made it through.
Speaker 2 (50:11):
We tried to call you a couple of times.
Speaker 11 (50:13):
I know, I know, I'm so fun.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
Yeah that's right, Well, thank you for calling. Thanks Erica.
Speaker 7 (50:17):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
We're four minutes and seventeen seconds in What do you show?
Speaker 13 (50:22):
Show?
Speaker 2 (50:23):
What do you show? Who's this?
Speaker 7 (50:25):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (50:25):
Stephanie? Hi, Stephanie is not Curtis? Thank you?
Speaker 1 (50:30):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (50:30):
What do you show? Who's this?
Speaker 1 (50:36):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (50:39):
What do you show?
Speaker 1 (50:40):
Who's this?
Speaker 2 (50:42):
Uh? Karen not Curtis, not Curtis? All right, thanks to
show who's this?
Speaker 5 (50:49):
Miss Curtis is not Curtis.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
Curtis with a clatorus. I want to show who's this?
All right?
Speaker 1 (50:57):
Now?
Speaker 2 (50:57):
Oh he got he got you, he made it. I
want to show who's this? The wire?
Speaker 7 (51:04):
No, it's not even what's the password is Curtis?
Speaker 2 (51:08):
What's the password?
Speaker 4 (51:08):
I'm telling you for four minutes and fifty eight seconds
when I picked up that call.
Speaker 2 (51:13):
Oh yeah, what what's the password? Belzone Morgan the that's incredible,
ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
Speaker 4 (51:25):
I'm telling you, yeah, if you're listening on the podcast,
I want you to time it yourself, and I want
you to look at the time when we picked up
this call. Four minutes and fifty eight seconds.
Speaker 2 (51:39):
I was looking right at the clock when I picked
up it. Curtis, I'm talking about it. Bye bye, Abe.
You got through and you are the winner on can
you get back through it? Yeah? That is on the thing.
Speaker 7 (51:54):
That is unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (51:56):
Oh my god. Well Curtis, congratulations, enjoy your prize. Hang
on one second, we'll get all your information. Okay, let's
appreciate it all right. Wow, have you ever tried anyone?
Speaker 8 (52:09):
Well, of course, okay, yeah, obviously I'm just throwing it
out there.
Speaker 2 (52:13):
Excuse to me be the question today.
Speaker 5 (52:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (52:15):
Well, Curtis, congratulations, Hang on one second, we got some more. Wow.
I can't did four minutes and fifty eight seconds. That
was under old buddy minutes.
Speaker 13 (52:25):
How about je Guy juice guy.
Speaker 5 (52:30):
Yeah, he just.
Speaker 2 (52:32):
Lookshop like a like a marshmallow. Yeah.
Speaker 15 (52:36):
His name is Menace though he's kind of like a
menace in the streets.
Speaker 2 (52:42):
They show. Well, this dude in Isla goes into a bar.
It's the beginning of every great joke.
Speaker 3 (52:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (52:50):
Anyway, he went into a bar dressed up in his
Halloween costume as Hitler. Good idea full on Nazi uniform,
the Hitler mustache, the whole thing. He was posing for
pictures while doing the Nazi salute.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
Wo wow, that's smart.
Speaker 4 (53:04):
Uh Not everyone in the bar wanted the pictures. Some
people complained, but one employee and the owner blew it off,
saying it was just a costume.
Speaker 2 (53:14):
Really, I mean, that's the Hitler. Anyway.
Speaker 4 (53:18):
The owner of the bar has been getting a ton
of heat about this whole thing since word got out,
and now he's on the defensive. He said that he
did ask this guy to leave, but he regrets not
acting sooner. He says he was an utter shock at
the costume, and so he went to his office to
clear his head and to think about the costume. Okay,
(53:39):
and then after a little bit he decided then that
the guy needed to go. That's what the people him.
You know, I'm seeing this.
Speaker 2 (53:47):
I'm really upset by it.
Speaker 4 (53:48):
I think I'm gonna go to my office for a
few minutes and I'm just gonna think on this flea.
Speaker 2 (53:55):
Yeah, man, how do he grade that? I mean from
an excuse generation?
Speaker 6 (53:58):
Yeah, my mentals were stuff. Yeah, I mean it is
pretty good, but not believable.
Speaker 4 (54:04):
He's been getting a death threats over it, which is ridiculous.
Speaker 6 (54:07):
That's overboard.
Speaker 4 (54:09):
Now as far as the guy who was in the costume,
he's a hockey coach there in town at Drake University,
or or should I say he.
Speaker 2 (54:15):
Was a hockey coach, he's been so fired.
Speaker 10 (54:19):
Yeah, he's not a great representation of the school.
Speaker 2 (54:23):
Yeah, so you're out, you're fired.
Speaker 4 (54:27):
A woman in New York she was out last week
trick or treating and she found that someone had stuck
a sewing needle inside of a piece of candy.
Speaker 2 (54:33):
Now my first question here is why is a grown
lady trick tree?
Speaker 4 (54:38):
Why is a grown ass woman out trick treating? Was
there a kid with her?
Speaker 5 (54:44):
Like?
Speaker 2 (54:44):
Why? Anyway?
Speaker 4 (54:45):
She calls the cops, reports the needle in the candy,
and then hit up the community facebook page. She gave
everybody a heads up. Cops dig into it and figured
out this bitch had made the whole thing up.
Speaker 10 (54:55):
Of course, there has not been one real case of
this ever having a this is like an eighties.
Speaker 7 (55:00):
Like rumor mill.
Speaker 2 (55:01):
This is like finger in the chili kind of yeah.
Speaker 11 (55:04):
And a sewing needle, like a grandma is putting that
in the candy.
Speaker 4 (55:10):
She wasn't even in the neighborhood, She wasn't out trigger cheating.
She just wanted the attention. So she was arrested in
charge with making a false report.
Speaker 10 (55:17):
And this bitch is the reason we all had to
take our candy to the emergency room when we were
kids to have it x rayed.
Speaker 6 (55:23):
You actually do that, Yes, we did x ray.
Speaker 10 (55:26):
Yes, because like the moms would take all the kids
would be like twenty of us and we don't have
to stand in line with our bags.
Speaker 2 (55:35):
Cancer.
Speaker 11 (55:36):
I mean you can't put there's no needles, Yeah you can.
Speaker 6 (55:42):
Did you put a lead vest over it?
Speaker 2 (55:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (55:45):
Yeah, just pray for some lead sick.
Speaker 4 (55:50):
Maybe drag it across a field of aids.
Speaker 2 (55:56):
Is that era of the tail and all murders?
Speaker 10 (55:59):
Absolutely, and the and when you used to get candy
bars with just the foil, you know, so they're kind
of like basically open and exposed, remember, and then it
was just wrapped.
Speaker 4 (56:09):
So hershey bars, Yeah, Hershey bars used to be wrapped
in foil and then it was inside of like a
paper sleeve that had the brown Hershey wrapper.
Speaker 7 (56:16):
That all that had to stop.
Speaker 4 (56:18):
Yeah, see, I remember they would say you could bring
your your candy down, and they would like X ray,
sure would. But I never knew anybody who actually did it.
Your parents did that.
Speaker 7 (56:28):
Well, to be fair, it wasn't. It wasn't my mom.
Speaker 10 (56:30):
It was a friend's mom who said, okay, girls, everyone
get in the minivan and we're going to the emergency room.
We had to stand there in our costumes, we put
our bags through.
Speaker 1 (56:39):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (56:40):
I'm older than you. I don't remember them doing that.
Speaker 7 (56:42):
Yep, it happened in the eighties.
Speaker 2 (56:44):
Well.
Speaker 4 (56:44):
The other thing is like we would know that the
parents would want to go through the candy before we
get home, so like as we're walking and trigg or treating,
we'd just be eating the candy.
Speaker 2 (56:52):
Yeah, no one's checking it exactly. Do it right there.
Speaker 7 (56:55):
You didn't save it till you got home to just
put it all in piles.
Speaker 9 (56:58):
Yeah I want to do.
Speaker 7 (57:00):
Yeah, my brother and I would do they train and
then categorize it.
Speaker 2 (57:02):
We were eating it. You didn't do that.
Speaker 4 (57:05):
With the rest of it that was left when we
get back. We had to try to figure out we
would hide the wrappers in the bushes.
Speaker 5 (57:10):
You know.
Speaker 2 (57:11):
He didn't want to get caught eating the candy before.
Speaker 4 (57:13):
Of course, your mom had a chance to look for
the staples, right, you did good stuff.
Speaker 2 (57:17):
Categorize yours, like by chocolate, by fruit.
Speaker 7 (57:21):
Trees, and you could give up and trade.
Speaker 2 (57:24):
You didn't do that, and wow, and they were I know, right, alright,
eight seven, seven forty four, Woodie, that's the number here, Morgan,
on scale one to ten, what would you give the
Woody show?
Speaker 15 (57:35):
I want to say six, seven, but I'm sticking with six.
Speaker 2 (57:39):
No, but to show, you.
Speaker 15 (57:43):
Know, seven we even realized at the time what I
was saying.
Speaker 4 (57:48):
Wow, I know, right, Yeah, Well People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive.
It's English actor Jonathan Bailey. He is Lord Anthony in
Bridgerton and Fierro.
Speaker 2 (58:05):
And the Wicked Movies. Okay, yeah, sorry, he's gay.
Speaker 7 (58:08):
Very gay.
Speaker 2 (58:08):
Yeah, a wheel not What do you give him on
a scale of one to ten.
Speaker 15 (58:13):
He's a good looking dude. I'd give him an eight.
Speaker 7 (58:15):
An eight, yeah, same, I'd give.
Speaker 9 (58:19):
Him an eight. He's not really my type either, but
I get it.
Speaker 3 (58:21):
He looks at me.
Speaker 11 (58:23):
Everyone thinks they know what my type is and then
they don't nail it.
Speaker 7 (58:27):
He's like generic hot guy very four four whoa.
Speaker 2 (58:34):
Because he's not brown? Yeah, I mean that's a huge.
Speaker 7 (58:37):
Party, doesn't hurt. Yeah, there's just nothing.
Speaker 8 (58:40):
That's totally Sammy's type. Generic dude, we know.
Speaker 6 (58:47):
I'll give you the opinion.
Speaker 7 (58:49):
His hair is a little too dark and he needs to
be chestnut brown.
Speaker 2 (58:53):
All right, what do you think, menace?
Speaker 1 (58:57):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (58:57):
Yeah, actually I do agree with that.
Speaker 7 (58:59):
He's a little too rugged for saying I think there's.
Speaker 11 (59:02):
There's another picture that I'm seeing of him with a
shade face and glasses and that I'm like, yes, nice,
any more of a clean cut. His hair is more
clean cut. So actually he is my type, but not
his current look.
Speaker 2 (59:14):
Never heard of that dude neither.
Speaker 8 (59:16):
I mean, yeah, yeah, it's a wicked I don't remember
this guy.
Speaker 10 (59:23):
Gig look samy like some better with the glasses and
the clean cut. Now he I didn't think he could
look much.
Speaker 2 (59:31):
If that's a four, what is someone like sea bass
two range?
Speaker 4 (59:40):
It's only two points away, like half of that, yeah,
half of that, because there's not much further to go
from four nothing.
Speaker 2 (59:48):
Well, that's true, right, but you know I'm very I
have my type. Yeah, I stick to it.
Speaker 7 (59:53):
Yeah, but okay, all right, but do you think Sea
Bass has kissable lips? Right to see him work?
Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
Ye?
Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
Does have some more drama at the apartment building though, Yes,
drama personally, but this is secondary.
Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
What's new?
Speaker 7 (01:00:09):
Yes, that that's that's old drama. We've been there. But
I have new drama. Where I was walking to the
gym as usual, and on the taped to the glass
it was a picture of the I can't don't show
this fond because he's got all his information the thief
of the week.
Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Thief. It says thief of the week on.
Speaker 7 (01:00:30):
It, and it's got his name, it's it's well produced.
It's got a screenshot from looks like his TikTok and
his Facebook account and he's vaping in the photo. Well, yeah,
I think he's a cool guy. Yeah yeah. So, by
the way, you need some audio for this, It's in
my main folder there. What it says, your neighbor name
is a thief and likes to take things that don't
belong to him itself on Facebook marketplace, if you happen
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to run into name. Tell him he has until a
week or two to put back what he stole, or
the police will pay him a visit.
Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
He kind of messed up.
Speaker 7 (01:01:04):
When he stole from a police family, but will be
nice for twenty four hours.
Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Oh, I kind of like it.
Speaker 6 (01:01:12):
Hold on, there's a sign battle because you're putting up signs.
Now this person is putting on I don't.
Speaker 7 (01:01:16):
Put up Actually, I don't post signs anywhere.
Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Menace.
Speaker 7 (01:01:18):
I make proper complaints with the proper channels.
Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
You don't.
Speaker 7 (01:01:22):
You do the gym and garbide shoot. I thought, No,
Here's what I did. I posted a I took somebody
who left a flyer, not a sign. But I don't
do it in public. I'll do it to the individual.
Like for what I was talking about, if somebody left
their bag of trash in the trash shoote room, just
on the floor. So I went through, found their address
because it was in the trash, put a sign on
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that and put that back in front of their door.
But I don't put it. I don't put signs up
for the public.
Speaker 9 (01:01:45):
Right he hunts them down and find out where they live.
Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
I could have sworn you, like hung up a sign
in the gym, no.
Speaker 7 (01:01:52):
Sea best would you consider this a threat? It says,
put it back. So and so we know who you are,
we know where you live, and we know what car
you drive. Uh that's a veiled, veiled thread.
Speaker 15 (01:02:03):
Yeah, it will be nice for twenty four hours.
Speaker 6 (01:02:06):
Yeah, I just know your location.
Speaker 7 (01:02:08):
Then, so this sign goes up, and I'm like, yes, nice,
because I didn't put this up, but I do approve
of it. Well, I'm walking around and then I noticed
it got torn down. A day or two later. It
was replaced by a rebuttal sign.
Speaker 4 (01:02:25):
Yeah, oh this is like your Greg read the rebuttal sign.
Speaker 7 (01:02:29):
Okay without the name obviously right, Yeah, TikTok candle.
Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
See here aka the Thief. A few things to address here.
First of all, your packages sat in the garage near
my vehicle for an extended amount of time. Second, after
I moved your packages, I went to your residence and
I left you a note with my phone number all
cass oh caps. I waited over a month with no
response from you before listing it on Facebook. I assumed
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that you moved. If you would like to talk like
an adult, I would be more than happy to communicate
with you. Already you already have my social mediam I like.
Speaker 7 (01:03:07):
This guy now, okay and turning around. This was a
handwritten note, by the way, and it has his TikTok
account where he posted a five minute video describing the.
Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
So you look at what really happened at his TikTok.
Speaker 7 (01:03:19):
So I pulled that drama and this is a very
long clip, so you pause it because there's some things between. Okay,
So to reset one, one neighbor says their packages are
stolen and they got the info from the.
Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Guy who was selling them on Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 6 (01:03:33):
Alleg I mean, like, yeah, how did that happen?
Speaker 7 (01:03:36):
Well, let's find out, because again I went through this
guy's video and here is his explanation the thief of
why he took these packages.
Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
All right, literal proof that you can do the right things.
Speaker 7 (01:03:45):
What you I forgot. He's a drama based gay, so
that's literal proofs drama based all his posts like when
when he doesn't text you back, it's all drama.
Speaker 13 (01:03:57):
Absolutely literal proof that you can do the right thing
or what you think is the right thing and people
will still come for you. There were some packages that
were left in the garage near my car, and.
Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
They sat there for over a day.
Speaker 13 (01:04:09):
At least over a day, I don't know because it
was a little while ago whatever. And this was a
lot of packages. There were like probably like eight, and
I was like, somebody's going to steal these packages. Let me,
let me take them and I'll hold them for this person.
Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
Whatever.
Speaker 13 (01:04:20):
I'm not going to walk all the way to the
package room. I'm not a femil man, I'm not ups,
I'm not FedEx. I write a note with my phone number.
Speaker 6 (01:04:27):
Okay, pause, Like, wait, they leave these packages, You're not
going to walk them all the way to the mail
room and just leave them, leave them at their apartment
in the garage.
Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
Here's the thing I think if they're if you have
the concern that they're gonna get stolen, that's your legitimate concern.
You would walk them too, because that's where they go.
They go to the package room. If you don't feel
like going all the to the package room, then it's
not that important.
Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
You'd probably just leave them where they are.
Speaker 7 (01:04:53):
And I don't want to be responsible. You have a
take into my house.
Speaker 6 (01:04:55):
Do you have like a doorman at your No?
Speaker 7 (01:04:58):
No, Now here's the thing though, y they alert the door.
Now here's the thing there. Why are the packages in
the garage? That's not where packages get delivered, by the way.
Yeah right, so he but he does take the time
to take these large number of packages, according to him,
and walk them to his apartment. Yeah, that doesn't make
any sense, weird, all right, well, he continues.
Speaker 13 (01:05:14):
And I'm not ups, I'm not FedEx. I write a
note with my phone number. I go to the unit
number where it's addressed to, and I leave the note there.
Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
I have your packages.
Speaker 13 (01:05:23):
Sorry, my hair's kind of crazy right now, y'all? Like?
Speaker 7 (01:05:28):
Ups?
Speaker 6 (01:05:28):
Oh yeah, girlfriend? Hey wait you still want Okay, now,
all right, how how heavy are these packages? Did you
find out?
Speaker 7 (01:05:36):
I didn't see, but he said they were. They were bulky,
and there were quite a few of them. So he's
taken the time to go to their apartment. But this
all sounds nice and normal so far. I left a
note with his phone number. Okay, very responsible. Now that's
let's continue.
Speaker 13 (01:05:49):
The note there, I have your packages. Sorry, my hair's
kind of crazy, right now, y'all. I just yeah, anyway,
I'm like, hey, I have your packages. Here's my phone number.
Reach out if you like, and we can arrange a
time for you to pick them up. Over month goes
by and I don't hear anything from this person, and
I was like, all right, I'm thinking maybe they moved.
Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
Whatever.
Speaker 13 (01:06:05):
I'm not going to hold all these packages in my apartment.
So I opened them and they turn out to be
like a bunch of trampolines or whatever. But you're not
going to use any trampoline. So I'm like, let me
post them on Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 8 (01:06:15):
Okay, Okay, it's weird, no.
Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
Good, okay.
Speaker 7 (01:06:21):
And the time that you okay, you went to the
you went to their apartment and left a note. Okay,
let's say you did that, fantastic lovely. Four weeks go
by and you don't, like, say, why.
Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
Wouldn't you've just left the packages at their door?
Speaker 7 (01:06:32):
Yeah, right right. You don't have the time, and that
was in that month to walk.
Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
Them down to the door your place, but not to
their place.
Speaker 7 (01:06:37):
Yeah, and if you're parking near each other, you probably
are in the same building. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
Drama based gay is seeming pretty guilty.
Speaker 7 (01:06:43):
So you've got these and you're like, well, they didn't
call me back again, like you said, Maybe they just
maybe they're out of town, Maybe they move maybe you
got the wrong address somehow, so sell right.
Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
I kind of.
Speaker 6 (01:06:51):
Believe like this guy might be being honest, but he's
just an idiot. That's great, Mene, you've come to my
exact conclusion. Yeah, this is a stupid and he's but
also lazy but so but not really it's not lazy. Yeah,
he's it's weird, like.
Speaker 7 (01:07:05):
He's conscious selectively, he's kind of greedy. Yeah, because my
first move is I'm not going to open your packages.
Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
It's go to the everywhere even.
Speaker 7 (01:07:12):
Talk about this, go to the office, say hey, these
packages were left out. I grabbed them, and they'll come
and put some someone.
Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
To your door picture.
Speaker 7 (01:07:20):
I'm back on the other people's side. I don't I
don't remember what opened them. I don't Number two sell
them on fixedbook's any trampoline.
Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
So I'm like, let me post them on Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 13 (01:07:29):
About three days go by and this person takes it
upon themselves to be like, oh this person's a thief,
blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
They post my picture on like.
Speaker 13 (01:07:38):
Multiple areas of my complex, Like you could have messaged
me instead of taking the coward's way out with your
tail between your legs.
Speaker 3 (01:07:46):
I went there tonight. I knocked on the door. Let
me let me just put the clip of what what happened.
I did you guys lose any packages recently? A chance? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:08:00):
Baby?
Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
For their previous resis they think I sold them, so
I left a note. Did you see a note? Like? Here?
There was a note?
Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
Right?
Speaker 7 (01:08:08):
Was my phone number on it?
Speaker 4 (01:08:09):
Okay, See that's a liar, right there, There was a
note here, right, that's what that's what liars do.
Speaker 7 (01:08:15):
Confirm what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
Please right along. Yeah, you remember the note because that
guy would remember and you remember the note? Right?
Speaker 7 (01:08:22):
Do you remember the note?
Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
Right?
Speaker 7 (01:08:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
Yeah, I'm not buying them.
Speaker 3 (01:08:26):
Did you see a note here? There was a note? Right,
was my phone number on it?
Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
Right?
Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
Okay?
Speaker 13 (01:08:30):
Anyways, you want you so bad, I'll deliver them right
back to where they came from.
Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
I'll leave them in the garage. You can come pick
them up.
Speaker 7 (01:08:36):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
So now he's got the will to take them back
to the garage, not just to their door. And this
guy sucks.
Speaker 7 (01:08:44):
Yeah, none of these are long trips, by the way,
because I've done all these trips, I think I think stupidity.
And we had tactically incompetent was a good text. Don't
know what they're doing, but they're also dishonest because you
know you're not. I don't sell the other people's property
when I have multiple avenues to get it back to
them or back to office or back to the mail room,
or back to Amazon or whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
I agree with this text. This little queen's a thief.
Speaker 9 (01:09:05):
And how big is your complex?
Speaker 7 (01:09:08):
I could walk a city block, let's say. Okay, but
like I, I could walk from one building to the
other in less than three minutes.
Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
Yeah, I could.
Speaker 7 (01:09:14):
I could be at any I could be at any
apartment and be at any other apartment in five minutes.
Speaker 6 (01:09:17):
Well that's awesome. Why I asked you if you had
a doorman, but you do have an office that you
can go.
Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
I could have gone.
Speaker 7 (01:09:23):
You could have left you in the office, and hey,
I got these packages, which I'm sure is a shorter
walk than walking all the way back to your apartment
with them and doing these trips with the phone number
and the TikTok. He's talking himself into a.
Speaker 4 (01:09:36):
Mister Grimmis, you're a friendly courier checking in on the text,
opening someone else's package without permissions of federal fail every thief.
Should we just returned to sender?
Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
Yeah, that would have that was all not necessary here alone.
Speaker 11 (01:09:47):
Yeah, I opened it and I don't need any trampolines. Okay,
so you were looking for something that you needed.
Speaker 7 (01:09:51):
And the girlfriends.
Speaker 8 (01:09:55):
Not to sound like a cartnark's lazy bones, but uh,
kind of along the lines of just let him. Why
did he have to remove him from the garage in
the first place on your spot.
Speaker 6 (01:10:05):
Yeah, exactly, Well he was afraid they were getting a
stolen which himself.
Speaker 7 (01:10:10):
Yeah, I would never think that. I would think these
are empty boxes. I would never It would never cross
my mind.
Speaker 6 (01:10:14):
Yeah, I would just gone to the office.
Speaker 7 (01:10:16):
And because for those packages to get to the to
the garage takes efforts like the you guessed what wouldn't
go to our garage?
Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
All right?
Speaker 4 (01:10:24):
So on the text over to two two nine eight seven,
whose side are you on? Are you on the uh yeah,
the drama based gay side, or are you on the
package owner's side?
Speaker 7 (01:10:38):
Who are out out for blood posting posting flyers?
Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
Yeah, text your verdict. You as the wood.
Speaker 4 (01:10:44):
He showed jury rule on this. On the text over
to two to nine eight seven, we got some more wood.
You show for your next hang on, I got.
Speaker 7 (01:10:54):
To hear it the first time.
Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
The show'll be right back, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
So now we figured out And by the way, the
text vote when like one hundred percent to the would
you call him the drama gay drama, He doesn't breathe there,
He breathes drama drama based gay being being the guilty one.
A lot of people are saying both parties are stupid, though,
(01:11:23):
oh yeah, for sure.
Speaker 7 (01:11:24):
If you have his TikTok and his Facebook marketplace, you
can message him obviously.
Speaker 4 (01:11:29):
Or talk to the office, so that that puts that
whole thing to h to rest. But now Greg wants
to get in on the drama conversation because Greg's got.
Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
A go figure.
Speaker 4 (01:11:38):
If Sea Bass, it totally tracks that he has drama
at his apartment building. It only seems to make sense
that Greg has a problem at a store, specifically the
grocery store is correct, which he has a lot of
weird hang ups about.
Speaker 8 (01:11:50):
Anyway, I do, and I haven't been back since this
thing happened, and Wood, you were not here the day I.
Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
Change grocery stores.
Speaker 4 (01:11:57):
I did because Greg goes there so much, remember one,
and he was concerned that the going there every day.
They would they would judge him, going, oh, this guy's
here again. He's here every day exactly. It's totally different, though.
Speaker 7 (01:12:08):
Yeah, you can tell him they're going to miss me
when I'm gone.
Speaker 8 (01:12:11):
No, no, no, no. So here's what happened, Woodie. You
didn't hear the original story. I went to this store
because I needed to get dog food right, and the
dog food was marked twenty ninety nine. It rang up
twenty one ninety nine buck off. So I told him.
I said, hey, this rang up wrong. And then I
needed dog food again. I went to the aisle, grabbed
the dog food, and before going to the register, I
(01:12:33):
googled this store's policy if something rings up wrong, and
the policy says, if a price rings up wrong, you
get that item for free the end, no caveats, nothing.
So that happened again, and I thought, yes, I'm gonna
bring this up lucky day. So I go and I
talked to the checker and they bring over this woman
(01:12:56):
who I assume was the manager, maybe not, And I said, yeah,
you know I was here the other day. This rang
up wrong. It rang up wrong again, and your policy
says you're supposed to get the autem for free, and
her exact words were, we don't do that no more,
said you know. I said, so let me get this straight.
Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
Yeah, excuse me, you mean anymore.
Speaker 8 (01:13:15):
So you have a policy, but you don't follow it.
And then she changed her tune and she said, well,
we ain't paying for that because it was a twenty
dollars eee, Well, we ain't paying for that. I said, well,
if it was cheaper, you would. No, we don't do that.
So anyway, it all just goes out the window. I
get the dollar back because they did ring it up wrong.
(01:13:36):
And then I thought, you know what, I'm going to
take this a step further. I'm gonna I think SEABSS
would support this. I filed a report with the Department
of Weights and Measures. Oh my dollar, you can make
fun of me. I'm doing the lord's work. I'm looking
out for the consumer. Everybody should care about this. So
(01:13:58):
I contact Weights and Measures and they have this somewhat
complicated form that you have to fill out electronically where
you have to do the date, the price, what did
it ring up as, where you know all the situations.
So I do all that and I send it off
to Weights and Measures, thinking, you know, local government agency.
I'll never hear a word from them. Well, I did
(01:14:23):
hear from them that same day.
Speaker 12 (01:14:26):
Okay, you know they didn't get money off this, So
they wrote back literally about six hours later, Good afternoon,
thank you for contacting us regarding your overcharge experience at
that store.
Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
On October twenty seventh, the day I contacted them, an
undercover inspection was conducted. An undercover inspection was conducted at
the store. Sixteen items, including the fresh Pet Multi pre
proteen recipe dog food, were selected and several overcharges were found,
(01:15:07):
including that one dollar overcharge on the dog food. Please
feel free to contact contact our office if you experience
any discrepancies in this store. Again, your inquiry has assisted
us in monitoring price accuracy in your county. I'm looking
out for everybody. And not only did they the wrong
(01:15:30):
thing on that dog food they said quote, several overcharges
were found out of sixteen items. I am like a
government agency because I think I am rosa parts of
our day making changes. I'm surely welcome world.
Speaker 6 (01:15:46):
They did something because they could find them for it,
right right, you.
Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
Can get that's revenue for them.
Speaker 7 (01:15:52):
When the Whites measurement guys shows up they don't say, oh,
we don't do that.
Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
No, mo.
Speaker 7 (01:15:56):
Yeah, they ship.
Speaker 15 (01:15:58):
Up in the fest you stop going to the store.
Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
I haven't been back since.
Speaker 6 (01:16:03):
Well they noticed you because of that dog food.
Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
I kind of want them to know it's me.
Speaker 15 (01:16:06):
You should go back and look for more things and
see if they get over.
Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
You know.
Speaker 7 (01:16:10):
But he doesn't work for weights and measures. Well, he
has a friend.
Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
It wasays, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:16:15):
Honestly, my grandma, my grandma used to be able to
tell you to the penny what something was going to be.
And we be there because I drive her to the
grocery store and be checking things out and she goes, oh,
excuse me, doll and she would tell the lady that, yeah,
that rang out and oh okay, I'm sorry, and then
she'd fix it. But my grandma knew exactly, oh well
last week that was five cents off. It's like, I'm
(01:16:37):
so surprised, like because you have a general idea, yeah,
you know, I mean, how much is a banana?
Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
Ten dollars?
Speaker 4 (01:16:46):
Rest of development? But you know, like you have a
general idea of how much something costs. But do you
know like the dollar, I'll do you to the dollar?
Greg does oh I do.
Speaker 8 (01:16:56):
That's the thing, and I don't usually like the term
normalize fill in the blank. We need to normalize looking
out for yourself. Yea, because you're screw money.
Speaker 7 (01:17:05):
It's everybody's money.
Speaker 8 (01:17:07):
Everybody's money. We need to normalize caring about the minutia
the This happens a lot and everywhere and menace you
mentioned they can get fined. A lot of these big
name stores have been fined millions of dollars for doing that.
Speaker 10 (01:17:21):
And it makes sense because when you get a couple
of pennies, a couple of quarters, a couple of dollars
off each customer, you're making night.
Speaker 6 (01:17:27):
Now right now, what do you were getting to? Something
that I brought up in the room when he was
talking about this situation, I go, does this happen to
anybody else in the room when you're purchasing stuff out
of store? Are you just not paying attention?
Speaker 7 (01:17:40):
It's because no one's paying attention.
Speaker 6 (01:17:42):
Because I can recall any time where I looked at
something like, oh, that's more than what.
Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
You look at it.
Speaker 4 (01:17:49):
I think when you're shopping, you'll look at something before
you make a decision on it. You'll see the price
on the shelf, right and you'll take it, and you'll
have then a general idea of how much different things cost,
and so you maybe have like a kind of like
a rough running total going in your head based on
whatever your budget is or drastic.
Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
Yeah, and then and then yeah, and then.
Speaker 4 (01:18:06):
You get to the front and they, you know, bring
everything up and but to to know to the dollar
like it's one item. So Greg of course, and especially
when he went back.
Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
He's there for today to Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:18:17):
And then the situations where something is buy one, get one,
like you know, a package of hot dogs or whatever,
and then you get home you're like, oh, they charge
for both. You don't notice it at the time, you
notice it later. Also breaking news that this is oblivious
to things around him.
Speaker 7 (01:18:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
I would like to say, world, you're welcome. I'm taking action.
There's a hero, Principporter, there's a hero. To ask you, guys,
it's your money, look out for it. So school morning,
Jeff G, good morning. What do you show.
Speaker 16 (01:18:51):
We'll get to some World Series parade highlights in about
thirty seconds or so.
Speaker 6 (01:18:54):
But first the.
Speaker 16 (01:18:55):
Lakers continue to ball out, frying.
Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
Slowly.
Speaker 4 (01:19:00):
It's gonna be taken on really to throw it down
with a left hand.
Speaker 16 (01:19:04):
Hey, they did it last night without Lebron, without Luca,
and without Austin Reeves, Ruey Hachimura, twenty eight, DeAndre eight
and twenty nine Nick Smith Junior out of nowhere twenty
five points. Lakers are in first place in the Pacific Division.
They got the Spurs and wimby tomorrow onto the Clippers.
They lost to the Heat one one nineteen despite twenty
nine from James harden In twenty seven from Kawhi. NFL
(01:19:26):
Cardinals beat the Cowboys on Monday Night Football, and Chargers
old lineman Joe Alt is out for the season with
that ankle issue. Hopefully the Chargers can pick up somebody
today before the trade deadline to protect Justin Herbert. NHL
Panthers and Ducks in Anaheim, Jets in La taking on
the Kings at Crypto, and finally World Series Parade in Stadium.
(01:19:46):
Celebration went down yesterday Key k Kurst and trolled Drake.
Dave Roberts was pumping everybody up with talks of a
three peat. But you know what I was most impressed
with yesterday, Woodie Show the Japanese players switching up their languages.
Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
Man, here is no time honey, speaking English, you guys
at a great as a fancy. I'm already I'm ready
to get another ring. I knew, we understood all the
things reporters were saying to him. He's got to speak
English more often, man, he did well.
Speaker 16 (01:20:20):
Now onto Yoshi Nobu Yamamoto, he drops some Spanish right.
Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
Out of the gate.
Speaker 16 (01:20:27):
You know, I love, sir when I started this to you, man,
You're always invited to the card this side of Yoshi.
Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
I'm Jeff G.
Speaker 16 (01:20:38):
And that's your SoCal sports all right, Jeff y G.
Speaker 9 (01:20:41):
Everybody my cancer around my ankle?
Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
Do you feel each individual pump pump? A lot of
people calling Greg a hero. That's because it's true, you know,
for his uh, his actions with the grocery store. Because
I care. I'm proud of what you did.
Speaker 14 (01:21:01):
Greg.
Speaker 2 (01:21:01):
I think as a society we are just used to
getting screwed over and nobody speaks up anymore. That's from
from the text nine eighty seven. Correct.
Speaker 4 (01:21:10):
What's the name of the government agency that Greg wrote to?
It's another question sep. One eight, the Department of Weights
and Measures. And they actually followed up that day that day,
But somebody mentions because there's there's some revenue in it
for them as well.
Speaker 2 (01:21:25):
Yeah, well that's fine, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
Cool.
Speaker 4 (01:21:28):
If it incentivizes them to actually do something, that's great.
There was a thing I was reading about in New York.
This report says that people in Manhattan, the residents there,
they're bringing in close to a million dollars apiece by
simply snitching on people.
Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
Oh here we go. Yeah, so people are pulling out.
Speaker 4 (01:21:46):
Their phones and they're recording videos of trucks that is idling, buses,
pumping out air pollution to the exhaust and then reporting
them for a cash payout. Now, the only issue is that,
according to the city, the payouts have become too much.
One city councilman says that the days of the six
figure payout are over and that they're stopping the program because, quote,
(01:22:08):
it's become an occupation that.
Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
It wasn't supposed to be.
Speaker 4 (01:22:12):
The program works by people snitching and then they get
entitled to seventy five percent of the fine that the
companies have to pay for pollution. And the fines they
ranged from you know, three hundred bucks to two thousand dollars.
But in their report, five people have done this so much.
The Sea basses of Manhattan that they racked over, racked
(01:22:35):
up over three point six million dollars between those five peoples.
Speaker 7 (01:22:40):
I love this particular form of stitching because it's air pollution.
Speaker 2 (01:22:43):
Who cares.
Speaker 7 (01:22:45):
I'm with you on that doll Yeah, Like we've got trees,
we've got grass, we've got things.
Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
It'll be fine.
Speaker 7 (01:22:49):
And well, I wish they had it for littering and
you know, illegal dumping. Playing your music on bluetooth in
the subway responded by saying that while we should pay
people who are our reporting offenses, we do not need
to make them millionaires.
Speaker 8 (01:23:03):
Right, But you also don't have to give them seventy
five percent of the fine, right you tell that back
base number ten bucks per offense or whatever.
Speaker 6 (01:23:11):
So they're just mad because people are making money. Yes,
Oh that's it. That's the only issue is.
Speaker 7 (01:23:17):
They're making too much money.
Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
They get pay like you're.
Speaker 6 (01:23:20):
Making too much money?
Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
Then them on it.
Speaker 7 (01:23:22):
Well, and they're getting this money from the fines. And
this is classic government is they're not going to go
after the person, the homeless person shooting needles and crapping
on the sidewalks. There's no money there. Yeah, but the company, Yeah,
we got them True Them by the Nuts.
Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
Eight Wood Show, and we are into another new hour
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Call that money
is remind me of something. I want to hello anybody, heybody,
it's it's Zudo. Everybody. Hey, oh hey guys.
Speaker 7 (01:23:56):
Hi, what do you go?
Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
How are you good?
Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
So?
Speaker 4 (01:24:00):
You and I were having a conversation the other day
and we just finished telling a story on the air
about So Greg went to the grocery store bought a
bag of dog food and it rang up for a
dollar more than it was supposed to. Yes, And so
Greg did this whole thing where he went online because
he looked at their return on not return policy there.
Speaker 8 (01:24:18):
They're yeah, they you get the price wrong policy. You're
supposed to get that thing for free free. They said, yeah,
we don't do that no more. Yeah, right, And this
happened multiple times. So I went to the source.
Speaker 2 (01:24:28):
So then he went back and he had the bag
like the next day rang up again, and again it
rang up for a dollar more. So what does he
do this time? Riz? He drafts a letter to the
Department of Weights and Balances.
Speaker 7 (01:24:40):
That's right, the time for that, that's exactly so it
do you have nothing to do.
Speaker 2 (01:24:49):
Yeah, the ten minutes it took me to do that,
you really destroyed my rank. It brought me.
Speaker 4 (01:24:54):
It brought me back to the conversation that we were
just having the other day and we were talking about
like things things like this, things that sea baskets into whatever,
and I think to myself, like justice, and Riz said.
Speaker 2 (01:25:05):
It, and I never was able to really like, uh,
you know, put the words to it. It's people who
don't have kids.
Speaker 5 (01:25:12):
Yeah, they have time for stuff like writing the Department
of Weights and Measures.
Speaker 2 (01:25:19):
Yeah, it's pretty glorious. I love it.
Speaker 5 (01:25:22):
Oh, I love the you know, the people that you
know go on vacation every couple of weeks or they
have time to you know, do stuff on the weekend
and not have to worry about doing a cheerleading braid.
Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (01:25:37):
I mean, at least you're not bitter about it and
or not rejected onto others.
Speaker 2 (01:25:40):
No, we're not.
Speaker 4 (01:25:41):
But but when you sit around and you think to yourself,
like the first thing that Riz said was like, who
has time for that? Like that's that is the first
thought I think of most people who are parents, right,
And I didn't make that connection at first, but when
he said it it clicked, which is true. There's all
these things that you think that you think you want
to do, or things that you would do if you
had the time, And you're right, it is ugly green jealousy.
Speaker 5 (01:26:05):
Yet you have time to be outraged about being overcharged
one dollar.
Speaker 4 (01:26:10):
Yeah, it's not your time to be outraged. It's the
time to write the Department of Weights and it's not
one dollar? Is this has happened to me a billion times?
It's a billion dollars, billion dollars a billion?
Speaker 5 (01:26:25):
Did you did you out say this will not stand?
Speaker 7 (01:26:29):
They?
Speaker 8 (01:26:29):
I pointed out that other stores have been fined for
doing this, and they said, oh, we hope it doesn't
happen to us, and I said it will, Yeah I
did today, Ralph. And along the lines of your guys
is ugly jealousy with the for the kidless people. You
act like spending ten minutes doing a thing on an
(01:26:51):
app for weights and measures takes all day long?
Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
Like who is the time for.
Speaker 5 (01:26:55):
Just ten minutes? You know what occupied your mind?
Speaker 4 (01:26:58):
Yes, that's a couple of whiles. And he hasn't known
you even a fraction of the amount time we've known.
I He seriously typed in the fields that they asked
for hit send. And then I didn't sit for three
hours having it occupy my mind, all right, because I
figured nothing would come of it.
Speaker 5 (01:27:18):
I was thinking about a youth hockey game that I
have to get my son to, and you're thinking about this,
that's right.
Speaker 2 (01:27:23):
I'm thinking about justice and society.
Speaker 4 (01:27:25):
Well, tell tell riz what the what the employee said
like when you brought it to their attention. Oh okay,
So I pointed out, Hey, your policy, you're gonna feel
like you were there. Yeah, your policy says if something
rings up wrong, you get that item for free.
Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
And she said, yeah, we don't do that no more.
We don't do that, no more.
Speaker 7 (01:27:44):
We don't do that.
Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
We don't do that no more. Kind of I decided, yeah,
we have a policy.
Speaker 5 (01:27:49):
You don't.
Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
That is.
Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
I don't disagree you said, well, I don't shot you
no more.
Speaker 5 (01:27:55):
That is.
Speaker 6 (01:27:56):
I don't disagree with you that he's a psychopath. But
I do disagree with you that it's super time consuming.
It's not to write something like that.
Speaker 5 (01:28:04):
Dude, you're another one with no kids, and I do.
Speaker 6 (01:28:08):
The same grab that he does.
Speaker 7 (01:28:10):
You know, did George Washington have kids? Actually not, but
did Martin Luther King have kids, Yes, yes, people can.
People can change the world with children.
Speaker 4 (01:28:17):
Yeah, ten minutes, Like I don't I don't know, like
combating racism and you know, equal rights. I think Trump's
like the dollar on the dogs or.
Speaker 2 (01:28:25):
Looking at a billion time.
Speaker 8 (01:28:27):
Yeah, it's not a dollar. This has been Woody's fallacy
ever since the day I met you. If if something
goes up in price, it's just a quarter. Yeah, if
you're buying, if you're spending it every single day, it's
not a quarter.
Speaker 7 (01:28:39):
The diamond comes from exactly, you've always had.
Speaker 2 (01:28:44):
Well, it's just the amount of penny pinching miser Yeah,
where Greg is everything everything, that thing is gonna be
three dollars. It's a billion. Though, when you look out
for your own financial interest, you're right quote it.
Speaker 4 (01:29:00):
Yeah, yeah, all right, buddy, again, thank you for being
able to put the words like they can.
Speaker 2 (01:29:06):
Just you know what, It's true. The people who do
these things, and they all have something in common. They
are they are childless. They're trying to.
Speaker 6 (01:29:15):
Make the world that's place for your children.
Speaker 4 (01:29:17):
And exactly, I think it's this is an important thing
to bring up to kids, to get ripped off.
Speaker 2 (01:29:21):
I think it's important thing to bring up to. It's
not a knock. It's not a knock. I get told you.
It's it's it's straight up just jealousy.
Speaker 15 (01:29:28):
I mean it.
Speaker 2 (01:29:29):
I wish I had time that we are.
Speaker 7 (01:29:30):
It comes patronizing.
Speaker 5 (01:29:32):
Yeah, all right, that's because people are at my house.
Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
Yeah all the time. Exactly, they're okay, alright, there's a reserve, buddy. Yeah.
Sometimes he has a way of just putting things that go, Dude,
that's exactly what you're right, just crystallized.
Speaker 4 (01:29:49):
And I thought about that as soon as Greg said
he wrote the Department of Waits and Balances.
Speaker 2 (01:29:52):
I'm like, man, I understand saying something to the manager
of the store. Like I got that. The fact, well,
they're not going to do their job right. They don't care.
Ratings come out every week and if they're not good
or good enough.
Speaker 4 (01:30:08):
Well, we were talking about it's people who don't have
kids that, you know, worry about certain things that people
with kids just don't have the time to concern themselves with.
Speaker 2 (01:30:16):
And it's great, you know, and we kind of lumped
Sea Bass into that group of people.
Speaker 4 (01:30:21):
But Sea Bass has a lot of kids, keeping the
species alive from from all his uh sperm donation, and
it's not selling sperm in his college days and even
a little bit after the college days, right, mostly after Yeah,
it was mostly after all. Right, Yeah, he did this
for for money for a while, like a little extra
stream of income he would stream into a yeah leave
(01:30:44):
a ribbon.
Speaker 2 (01:30:45):
Take a penny kind of you see those dishes at
the seven eleventh.
Speaker 4 (01:30:49):
Yeah, but there's you said you had like an update
on the kids, well a couple of them. I mean
the kids probably north of two dies. So there's two
from what I under. The last number I heard that
are out and public was twenty three, but there's probably
a few more on top of that.
Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
And remind me, you have it set up and you
made your donations or selling or whatever that they could
contact you or that, right.
Speaker 7 (01:31:13):
I was paid more for my donation, my pretty Really
I didn't even need the money, but I was just sure, Yeah,
you're so fun that they that when they turned eighteen
they could find me. Now that became a moot point
as twenty three and me sprung up between the time
I donated and today.
Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
And then your mom found these people on.
Speaker 7 (01:31:32):
Account of she's a big genealogy person. So when she
did twenty three and me it's like, oh, hello, so
she's no for a while. She's way into it though,
which is great. Yeah, and then you've you've gone, you've
met about these kids them? Yeah, and now I saw
a secondary incident came up though recently. Is uh, I
have like a second or third cousin or whatever. And
they had a wedding and I wasn't there, but my
(01:31:56):
mom was and this my cousin happened to speak right
be in nice cool now and they were talking about
they want kids. And I don't think my mom offered
this information up to them.
Speaker 2 (01:32:07):
I know somebody.
Speaker 7 (01:32:08):
Well that's the thing is as they are both lesbians,
and apparently this particular branch of the family does not
have a male heir or any genetics to it besides
because she's lesbian. So the thought was, at least to
my mom's oh no, what if you not, not not
to your second cousin but to her wife made a donation, right,
(01:32:29):
But I thought you said second cousins are okay. I mean,
I guess technically genetically it would be fine, but it's
it would be unseemly.
Speaker 6 (01:32:36):
It'd be too much discussion.
Speaker 2 (01:32:39):
You would never let it go. It would always be a.
Speaker 7 (01:32:43):
Top of that problem is avoidable.
Speaker 6 (01:32:45):
Yeah, yeah, but now do you have stuff on ISO?
She wants to do a current donation?
Speaker 7 (01:32:49):
Well, that's my mom asked that, and I said delivery
because I believe talking to some of the people the
moms have already met and every mom I've met so far,
and I believe as far as I know, are all
les being couples. So they mentioned that during the process,
you often don't buy just one unit of sea Bash,
you buy several units in the first one to take
(01:33:11):
or in case you want a sibling more.
Speaker 15 (01:33:13):
Than love that your mom's selling you.
Speaker 7 (01:33:17):
I know she's pimping you back. Again, from what I understand,
I don't think she wants this out amongst the family
at large, which is good, but it was at least
occurred to her that, you know you obviously she doesn't
want my dad doing that'd be weird. But I think
now that I've kind of broached the topic as she
wouldn't care as much. But that would still be weird
if my dad did that. But since I'm a professional,
I'm known to do this. I'm already in the industry
(01:33:40):
right you know, if it came again, this is pipe
dream at this point, but it's the question certainly was
raised to me, like what would you think about that?
Speaker 6 (01:33:48):
And what do you think about that?
Speaker 7 (01:33:50):
I mean, I would be willing. It's kind of gross
that your mom is like, yeah, your agent, but when
we have parents of adult kids, you know that how
they make grandbabies. I mean, you get that point. Now
you're not you're not an idiot, idiot, but yeah, I
would assuming that the paperwork was done properly, because I
don't want to be stuck with you. Hear about this
some guy on craigslist.
Speaker 2 (01:34:09):
I sold my.
Speaker 7 (01:34:11):
I played child support, paying child support for eighteen years,
So assuming it was done properly, I would be.
Speaker 1 (01:34:16):
Up for that.
Speaker 11 (01:34:16):
Okay, do you think your mom wants to do this
so that she can see this child grow up in
that way of it kind of being somewhat your kid,
and then she can be around versus the others that
she found out about.
Speaker 7 (01:34:26):
Later, right, and she has you know, local grandkids through
my through my sister, so she's not like free of grandkids.
But I all, all grandmothers want more grand babies. That's
like once they started an.
Speaker 6 (01:34:37):
How about this option? Somebody from the show does it,
and then we can be related.
Speaker 7 (01:34:45):
And it's just volunteering. I know, if that doesn't make
it related, that makes you like a third cousin in law. Yeah,
but it's related or or you know how in an
execution there's like three people that flip the school.
Speaker 9 (01:34:58):
I never know who it is.
Speaker 7 (01:34:59):
You a and to other people from the show can donate.
Speaker 4 (01:35:04):
I've learned about this from Greg because I guess I
was sorry idea for Greg and Mario. Gay dudes do
that where they'll both.
Speaker 8 (01:35:09):
Like deposit already, Yeah, what story time, let's go what
It never came to fruition, but we were trying to
do it, and we did do the swirl.
Speaker 2 (01:35:23):
But it never did.
Speaker 8 (01:35:24):
It never took and hold on, wait, wait, hold on,
it was highly under wraps. Wait a minute, So you
and Mario were trying to have a baby, not not
for we were doing it for a couple who may
have or may not have been lesbians.
Speaker 2 (01:35:42):
Hut.
Speaker 8 (01:35:44):
You It wasn't even easy to figure out one's brown
almost white. And I always thought this is what I
learned about it. I thought I thought the swirl was
an actual swirl. You combine them and then put them in.
You just put it you put them one at a time.
Speaker 7 (01:36:01):
Are they like beita fish, They'll just start fighting if
they're in there to.
Speaker 4 (01:36:04):
Again, that'd be cooler if it was like you had
that one of those things that you used, like those
little coffee wisps, like, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:36:10):
Question, So you donated to a lady. Yeah, I want
to hear about the paperwork and stuff in a minute.
But what was the purpose of both you and Mario
donating if it wasn't going to be your kid, if
you were going to take care of it for fun?
Speaker 2 (01:36:23):
That is a good question.
Speaker 4 (01:36:24):
Did you and Mario both like in front of each
other at the same time? Yeah, dump one out.
Speaker 8 (01:36:29):
The first few times we did, and then he got
way too self conscious, so he would go to a
different room.
Speaker 7 (01:36:34):
Yeah, because it's clinical.
Speaker 2 (01:36:36):
And what do you do they give you something. You
go to the doctor and they give you like an
official cup or just kind of bring it in that
official medical looking car. Are you going like m h
in this That would mean so much easier, but no,
you can't.
Speaker 7 (01:36:56):
Yeah, So did you go through a proper clinical place
like where all the paperwork was filled out?
Speaker 8 (01:37:03):
We did proper legal stuff hopefully, but not at a clinic.
So yeah, I mean we had no, we have everything.
Speaker 7 (01:37:12):
If anybody out there is they got doing this makes
you talk to a fertility lawyer, because again you do
not because three years later she wants some money, She'll come.
Speaker 6 (01:37:19):
All right, now power rank. Who would you want as
your cousin on the show?
Speaker 2 (01:37:24):
I would say, I mean, man, well no, I but
go with a lady. Actually I will say no, but.
Speaker 7 (01:37:37):
It's definitely Morgan. You know about Caroline, the old the
what's your face?
Speaker 2 (01:37:41):
The old Tyler?
Speaker 15 (01:37:43):
All right, deep cut, it doesn't work.
Speaker 7 (01:37:46):
But obviously for for genetic purposes, it has to be
a guy. That'd be fun, that'd be the most interesting. Yeah,
I guess Greg's the tallest though, so we all know
we're in a height obsessed with society.
Speaker 15 (01:38:00):
Yeah, Morgan, I represent women. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (01:38:05):
I'm still shocked about Greg. I'm sitting here.
Speaker 7 (01:38:08):
That's a bigger news.
Speaker 8 (01:38:10):
It's been over a year. I wanted it to be news,
and I was going to share it if something came
of it. Nothing came of it, So why was she
wanted something came?
Speaker 2 (01:38:18):
Well? Yeah, maybe why why not go?
Speaker 7 (01:38:20):
Why not go again?
Speaker 8 (01:38:21):
What's the problems I'm waiting to hear back if they're
still it. Yeah exactly, yeah, yeah, you know, so we'll see,
I'll let you know.
Speaker 7 (01:38:31):
Wow, Greg would be so cute.
Speaker 2 (01:38:34):
It wouldn't be my kid, but I mean, I mean
maybe it would. Maybe it would fifty chance. Yeah, I
mean it would. I mean between the two of you. Yeah,
your springer probably kind of old, and I know they'd
be drunk and lazy. They'd just be on the couches.
It would like run the other direction from the vagina.
Speaker 1 (01:38:51):
Yo.
Speaker 7 (01:38:54):
They probably get in there and be like, oh, we
don't want to be here. Yeah, didn't take this isn't
my testin Is the lady you donated too? Is she
half Caucasian half Hispanic, because that would make sense for
a swirl with.
Speaker 2 (01:39:06):
You and Mario. I'm not going to answer that. I
understand what the funny thing narrow down the lesbians too much.
Speaker 10 (01:39:15):
A friend of mine had the egg donation whatever, and
it's so funny because she's pregnant, it's in her, it's
her baby, and she births the baby who's which is
a totally different ethnicity than she is.
Speaker 5 (01:39:27):
So she was right.
Speaker 2 (01:39:29):
I know.
Speaker 10 (01:39:29):
It's just it's it's hard for me to wrap my
head around like two very very pasty white people having
a baby that is a completely different ethnicity works for Madonna.
Speaker 7 (01:39:37):
Yeah yeah, but like come out of her. Yeah yeah,
I'm so fascinating.
Speaker 2 (01:39:41):
Eight four Woodie Man learning so much. Yeah right, set
us a text over to two two nine eight seven
showshingat burn. Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (01:40:03):
So people are doing all kinds of mean look at Morgan.
She does all kinds of things to earn extra money.
How much did you get for like per per deposit.
So we were talking about Sea Bass, who was given
If you're just tuning in, Sea Bass was talking about
how he got a little bit of an update. There's
(01:40:24):
a situation, you know, from his history of donating sperm.
His mom had this great idea because I guess the
second cousin and the lesbian partner are looking to have
a baby, and she's like, oh, well, you know, from
a genetic standpoint, a family a family lineage standpoint as well. Yeah,
so she was kind of offering up. But going back
(01:40:44):
to just the uh, the original part of you were
doing this to, you know, get money and create dreams. Okay, okay,
let's let's I'm saying, but just to for the sake
of getting money, if somebody does this on average, just
like the average person, Like, what does it start?
Speaker 2 (01:41:01):
I know there's a range.
Speaker 7 (01:41:02):
Well, this is what I did, and I was probably
a hire these days, you know, but it was sixty
five to be anonymous in one hundred four. They can followed,
yes when they Yeah, they can find you in they're
eighteen because I think they then charge whatever it is,
you know, two fifty per sample or whatever to the
mom and then but she's got to pay the doctor,
you know, the blood it's you know, thousands of dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:41:22):
Later, and what's the limit per week?
Speaker 7 (01:41:24):
During my time, it was three per week, and they
advise you to, you know, wait forty eight hours between
each That's why reload on Wednesday Friday.
Speaker 2 (01:41:34):
I did.
Speaker 7 (01:41:34):
I did without doing that and had no problems because
they test each sample for motility, the movement, make sure
it's healthy and all that stuff, and then you get
tested every six months, they do a blood test.
Speaker 2 (01:41:45):
You leave there with a check.
Speaker 7 (01:41:47):
The checks came monthly or you have an account setup
because you're there so much, you have like a house account. Yeah,
I believe the checks were monthly.
Speaker 2 (01:41:55):
I believe month monthly.
Speaker 7 (01:41:57):
Wow, Okay, and you were you went three times a
week as much as Yes, that was the nose they
would let you.
Speaker 2 (01:42:03):
Now you also get more if you is that the
whole Wasn't that part of the reason with.
Speaker 7 (01:42:09):
The sixty five versus one hundred to let the kids
contact you in the sixty five to be anonymous one hundred?
Speaker 4 (01:42:15):
No, but the wasn't that one of the Did I
hear that wrong about One of the reasons he went
and even did the menta test to begin with was
because he can get more.
Speaker 7 (01:42:23):
No, that they would that would be something a reason
you'd get on the role to begin with. You know,
you have a graduate degree in an engineer. Now I
graduated with a.
Speaker 9 (01:42:32):
Degree in engineering.
Speaker 7 (01:42:33):
You know inmense parents, in mensa, those are all good
reasons to get into your foot in the door. But
the mensa so.
Speaker 2 (01:42:40):
They just won't accept anybody. Oh god, now okay, So
what is that process like?
Speaker 7 (01:42:44):
As I recall, it was mainly they want they want
your genetics di al tay you. They showed me a
picture of my chromosomes all that stuff. Make sure you
aren't a carrier of any kind of you know, hidden
even a hidden or a recessive carrier of a genetic disease.
And then you know, they do family history, but they
don't verify the family history because they don't you know,
a twenty two year old guy can't be like, hey ma,
(01:43:07):
can I get grandpa's health records? They just take your
word for it.
Speaker 2 (01:43:10):
They kind of have to.
Speaker 7 (01:43:11):
And I didn't lie or anything like that. And then
you have proof if you have the you know, you're diploma,
all that sort of stuff, those things, you know, men's
mensister t.
Speaker 4 (01:43:19):
You felt like a profile. So the chick's like looking
through a book and there's like they see the picture
of sea bass and like, oh yeah, well that was
then I started licking their lips.
Speaker 7 (01:43:27):
But then they read the profile and they're like, oh wow,
he's so sweet and they turn on turn off. That's
part of the one hundred dollars or sixty five dollars
to the one.
Speaker 2 (01:43:35):
They would get.
Speaker 7 (01:43:35):
You know, here's his you know, here's his ethnicity and
all that other stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:43:40):
Blah blah. I thought that was no picture.
Speaker 11 (01:43:42):
I know, if you're not who have done video? Did
you do any video where they could watch you talking?
Speaker 13 (01:43:47):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:43:50):
Yah?
Speaker 7 (01:43:50):
Right, I think I was probably just before. I mean,
cell phone cameras weren't as big as the deal as
they are these days. That probably probably skated on that one,
But I did write an essay and that was why
at least one of my children, the Australian kid, was
named will because I talked about how William Shakespeare was
my favorite author.
Speaker 15 (01:44:09):
Oh my god, did it have to be in your handwriting?
I've heard rumors that you give a sample of your handwriting.
Speaker 2 (01:44:15):
I did not have to do so many samples. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:44:17):
I think there's been so many updates since you've done this.
Speaker 7 (01:44:20):
Yeah, it's again the twenty three and meters ancestry dot
com revolutionized all of this. Yeah, a lot of them.
Speaker 4 (01:44:25):
Middle now when you when you go in and they
send you into a little room to make your deposit,
they give you like a little cup and is it
like they see in the movies, like with they got
porn in there and stuff? It is so at least
the way I had it set up was what were
you thinking about? You show up to the well, what's
on the picture?
Speaker 7 (01:44:42):
What's on the page? So you were actually like jerking
at the porn?
Speaker 12 (01:44:45):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (01:44:45):
You know they had that available because this was this
is the day of DVD, so up front you could
if you wanted to grab a DVD or.
Speaker 2 (01:44:53):
Whatever, or do you have anything in gang bang?
Speaker 8 (01:44:58):
Yeah, which I never did, any babysitter porn in here?
Speaker 7 (01:45:03):
Can we can we take the awkwardness of this and
ratchet it up to legal section.
Speaker 2 (01:45:11):
Is it a bathroom or.
Speaker 7 (01:45:14):
You know, it's a dentist waiting office sort of set up.
You walk in, there's the there's the door, there's a
little the pass through area to the office, and they
hand you cup, paper bag and you can if you
want to get you know, a DVD, video or whatever.
But in the room, at least our setup was, there's
big old stack of magazines I just took. I took,
veiled myself with those, and myself with and you give
(01:45:40):
you a little single serf packet of lube, a little
you know, ketchup size packet of lube. And uh there's
you know, of course, a sink in each of the
donation rooms where you get there.
Speaker 2 (01:45:49):
Pressure to perform, I mean, because you don't want to
spend all young dude.
Speaker 7 (01:45:54):
Yeah we have they want to turn and burn them.
I forget what my record time was, but I was
well I did because I had my roommate drive me
down there and I was like, okay, as soon as
I step in, my foot out the.
Speaker 2 (01:46:05):
Car like a pit stop.
Speaker 7 (01:46:07):
Yeah, oh exactly. It was like it was five minutes
signing in, putting your id, making the deposit, cleaning up,
you know. Then you take it down to the end
of the hall and drop it in a little another
little room.
Speaker 15 (01:46:17):
And this is some child's life.
Speaker 6 (01:46:19):
Yeah, that was the weirdest thing.
Speaker 4 (01:46:22):
After the vasectomy. You have to knock out like thirty nuts,
right and then yeah, to make sure that the everything's
cleared out and those survivors. And then on that thirty
first one, they give you the cup the day of
your vasectomy and they say, hey, I'm that thirty first one.
Speaker 2 (01:46:37):
Bring it in.
Speaker 4 (01:46:38):
We got to put it in the microscope. Make sure
there's no survivors, so no unprotected sex. You know you're
risking Still. There was a guy that I worked for.
He got the vasectomy, did not follow the instructions and
end up having a kid after the victoria because he
didn't follow the instructions.
Speaker 2 (01:46:55):
Anyway, that was the most awkward part. Did you want
to do it there? I can't remember three times? The no,
the you were able to bring like you did it
at home? And then and then bring it right out
and then you would just bring it in.
Speaker 4 (01:47:07):
Okay, But uh that was the most awkward part because
I walked in and there's the receptionist and you're putting
a couple of your jigs on the like, uh, yeah,
I'm just hearing to drop this out.
Speaker 2 (01:47:18):
It's so weird. I always thought that was weird. And
like having to do a urine sample was weird. Yeah,
those were weird.
Speaker 4 (01:47:24):
I just had to do a thing more recently when
I had like a calcium level that was like higher,
I had a I had like a like a big
jug of my pee I had to collect for like
twenty four hours.
Speaker 2 (01:47:34):
It was weird. That was so weird. You're cut, you're
carrying around it, then you bring that in. Yeah. Yeah,
I'm not easily embarrassed, but that that was embarrassing. All
the medical stuff is embarrassing.
Speaker 7 (01:47:44):
Looking now, it says I'm seeing other like one hundred
dollars appears to still be the going rate for donation.
Think with that's the new base.
Speaker 2 (01:47:51):
You guys get a lot of money for donating eggs.
Speaker 7 (01:47:54):
It's because it's a major surgery.
Speaker 1 (01:47:56):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (01:47:56):
Because I don't know how how do they do that
they have to.
Speaker 7 (01:47:58):
Harvest them from. That's a full major surgery.
Speaker 10 (01:48:02):
But it says, yeah, it's like and they're always and
I don't know if this is still the way you'd
walk around your college campus and it would be flyers everywhere.
Speaker 7 (01:48:10):
They want those young.
Speaker 9 (01:48:12):
Oh they'll stop you and ask you if you're walking by.
Speaker 11 (01:48:14):
They're like, hey, I had someone come up to me,
hi and we're looking for people to do and hand
me a flyer and I was like, okay, I see
you later.
Speaker 1 (01:48:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:48:21):
How do they go in? They go on like food
through the badge or is it like one of those
incisions on the outside.
Speaker 7 (01:48:28):
I think they go in through the whole future.
Speaker 2 (01:48:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:48:34):
Is it painful, I mean yeah, it's I think it's
supposed to be pretty painful. It's a it's a major surgery.
Speaker 7 (01:48:39):
Yeah, I've heard it's really a bad You can handle it, Morgan, I.
Speaker 15 (01:48:43):
Mean I definitely thought about it.
Speaker 2 (01:48:45):
Yeah. Yeah, all right. Well, look, if you're you know,
looking for some extra money.
Speaker 7 (01:48:49):
Yeah, you'll get a lot more.
Speaker 2 (01:48:51):
It would be one show piece of yourself to live on.
What does the kidney go for these days? Yeah?
Speaker 15 (01:48:59):
Extra?
Speaker 5 (01:48:59):
Well, and.
Speaker 7 (01:49:01):
Jesse Eisenberg is donating his kiddy, you got to donate them.
Speaker 2 (01:49:05):
Yeah, you can't. I can't sell them that. There are rules. Yeah,
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Yeah, will never be disappointed.
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