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(00:00):
All right, second date update,we're going to be doing here, coming
up here in just a matter ofmoments. He got me all fired up,
Kevin Bro, I am me allfired out. I'm at a loss
for life right now. What justtook place in the last twenty minutes.
I felt so comfortable I had toswear in front of you, Bro,
and then the other thing, yousay, my heart is I needed to
(00:22):
see a photo? He texted.No, he's a nice guy. Three
he is a nice guy. Whatdid I say about him? He looked,
He looked like he was honestly exhaustedfrom the three hundred women he's had
sex with. I looked at where'sJim at? Called Jim up? Back
Jim's number? He did, It'sfive hundred. Now call Jim up.
(00:46):
Dial Jim up before we get intosecond date update. I want to I
want to couch Mojo out and histext, Well, I'm gonna tell you.
I looked at the guy and Isaid I can't go. What did
I say? Say? What Isay? I knew what I said.
I didn't call him ugly. Isaid he was tired, said he was
tired. It came around three hundred. Jim, what's going on, Jim,
(01:07):
not much. How you doing today? Good? Jim. What I
meant by what I said was exactlywhat I meant. You look tired from
all of the women that you've beenwith three hundred women in your lifetime,
which actually said I didn't take nooffense. I was, yeah, what
is the number? Now? Isthe number? Like? What? Three?
Twenty five, three forty? Whatis it? Well, I've been
(01:27):
married for the past seven years now, so I mean it's still three.
Okay, Oh my god, juststop laughing now it's going to keep going
from Jim minute. Jim, doyou and your wife have an understanding that
when you've been with three hundred partnersit's tough to settle down to one.
(01:53):
No, that was when I wasyounger. I mean yeah, once I
found her, I don't want noone else. You know. That's actually
a compliment on her part. Say, you've been with, you know,
three hundred women, and you settledon this is who I want to stay
with for the rest of my life. Settled decided? Well, yes,
exactly, I didn't settle. Isettled my first wife. Yeah, okay,
(02:17):
And what number was your first wife? How many have you been with
when you got by her still atthe three mark already. She was actually
trying like about three times or socount I should I have been. I
have been with, honestly, likemaybe two handsfuls of women. I think
(02:42):
maybe. I think maybe in mylife I've been with nine or ten,
maybe eleven. I don't know.I'd have to go and count and see
and and see. But I couldnot imagine three hundred because I'm not going
to be you know, anybody that'sgoing to judge in a person. But
I would worry about my wiener fallingoff and some at one point I would
(03:05):
think it's been used too much.Like it's like a car that goes over
one hundred thousand miles. At somepoint, I'm thinking the timing belt needs
to be changed, all right,But it's ain't like the fort year old
Virgin, where I mean you haveto use it, you lose it.
Yes, I know, well,I understand that You're right. You could
have it fall off if it's notused right, if the car's not started
up, the battery is going togo dead. Yeah, yeah, exactly,
(03:30):
Rambo. What's up, Rambo?We're on with three hundred gym and
we're just having fun on Mojo inthe Morning show today. What's up a
Mojo? Hey? Man, pleasestop laughing like that at Mojo, almost
laughing every time he's saying the differentwas it five hundred? Now? You
laugh? Againing over in the background. Stop it. It's so funny,
(03:55):
man, it's so funny. That'sa black person's laugh. Man, you
feel it from the souls. Welove you. Ramble, rambo, what
do you got listen? What areyou listening to? What is that noise?
No, that's the weird moment?Oh my god, back up twenty
(04:17):
three al right, be safe,all right, we'll talk to you later.
Good morning. All right, Jim, we'll talk to you soon.
It's great to see you. Andwho is the guy that you were with
yesterday? Was that my brother?It was that Nick? Or Jody?
Yeah? Yeah? What number is? How many? How many has Jody
been with U? I want tosay about six? Does Jody ever feel
(04:46):
insignificant next to you? No?Me and him just joke about it.
He gave me a nickname back whenI was younger. What was it?
Oh, I'll put it this wayas Johnny Thriller. I can't finish it
though, Anny Thriller with the peenthat's killer. But oh wow, okay,
(05:12):
hold on. Dustin thinks that weshould have our sales department get to
work on three hundred. Jim gettinga sponsorship. What do you think,
Dustin? Oh, I want tobe a miss. Hold On, hold
on, hold on, a second, hold on, Jim, Dustin,
would you say Trojan condoms? Yeah, he needs Trojan condoms. That's right.
(05:33):
He needs to be Trojan Mann,Trojan Jim. We'll talk to you
later, guys, We'll see h
All right, second date update,we're going to be doing here, coming
up here in just a matter ofmoments. He got me all fired up,
Kevin Bro, I am me allfired out. I'm at a loss
for life right now. What justtook place in the last twenty minutes.
I felt so comfortable I had toswear in front of you, Bro,
and then the other thing, yousay, my heart is I needed to
(00:22):
see a photo? He texted.No, he's a nice guy. Three
he is a nice guy. Whatdid I say about him? He looked,
He looked like he was honestly exhaustedfrom the three hundred women he's had
sex with. I looked at where'sJim at? Called Jim up? Back
Jim's number? He did, It'sfive hundred. Now call Jim up.
(00:46):
Dial Jim up before we get intosecond date update. I want to I
want to couch Mojo out and histext, Well, I'm gonna tell you.
I looked at the guy and Isaid I can't go. What did
I say? Say? What Isay? I knew what I said.
I didn't call him ugly. Isaid he was tired, said he was
tired. It came around three hundred. Jim, what's going on, Jim,
(01:07):
not much. How you doing today? Good? Jim. What I
meant by what I said was exactlywhat I meant. You look tired from
all of the women that you've beenwith three hundred women in your lifetime,
which actually said I didn't take nooffense. I was, yeah, what
is the number? Now? Isthe number? Like? What? Three?
Twenty five, three forty? Whatis it? Well, I've been
(01:27):
married for the past seven years now, so I mean it's still three.
Okay, Oh my god, juststop laughing now it's going to keep going
from Jim minute. Jim, doyou and your wife have an understanding that
when you've been with three hundred partnersit's tough to settle down to one.
(01:53):
No, that was when I wasyounger. I mean yeah, once I
found her, I don't want noone else. You know. That's actually
a compliment on her part. Say, you've been with, you know,
three hundred women, and you settledon this is who I want to stay
with for the rest of my life. Settled decided? Well, yes,
exactly, I didn't settle. Isettled my first wife. Yeah, okay,
(02:17):
And what number was your first wife? How many have you been with
when you got by her still atthe three mark already. She was actually
trying like about three times or socount I should I have been. I
have been with, honestly, likemaybe two handsfuls of women. I think
(02:42):
maybe. I think maybe in mylife I've been with nine or ten,
maybe eleven. I don't know.I'd have to go and count and see
and and see. But I couldnot imagine three hundred because I'm not going
to be you know, anybody that'sgoing to judge in a person. But
I would worry about my wiener fallingoff and some at one point I would
(03:05):
think it's been used too much.Like it's like a car that goes over
one hundred thousand miles. At somepoint, I'm thinking the timing belt needs
to be changed, all right,But it's ain't like the fort year old
Virgin, where I mean you haveto use it, you lose it.
Yes, I know, well,I understand that You're right. You could
have it fall off if it's notused right, if the car's not started
up, the battery is going togo dead. Yeah, yeah, exactly,
(03:30):
Rambo. What's up, Rambo?We're on with three hundred gym and
we're just having fun on Mojo inthe Morning show today. What's up a
Mojo? Hey? Man, pleasestop laughing like that at Mojo, almost
laughing every time he's saying the differentwas it five hundred? Now? You
laugh? Againing over in the background. Stop it. It's so funny,
(03:55):
man, it's so funny. That'sa black person's laugh. Man, you
feel it from the souls. Welove you. Ramble, rambo, what
do you got listen? What areyou listening to? What is that noise?
No, that's the weird moment?Oh my god, back up twenty
(04:17):
three al right, be safe,all right, we'll talk to you later.
Good morning. All right, Jim, we'll talk to you soon.
It's great to see you. Andwho is the guy that you were with
yesterday? Was that my brother?It was that Nick? Or Jody?
Yeah? Yeah? What number is? How many? How many has Jody
been with U? I want tosay about six? Does Jody ever feel
(04:46):
insignificant next to you? No?Me and him just joke about it.
He gave me a nickname back whenI was younger. What was it?
Oh, I'll put it this wayas Johnny Thriller. I can't finish it
though, Anny Thriller with the peenthat's killer. But oh wow, okay,
(05:12):
hold on. Dustin thinks that weshould have our sales department get to
work on three hundred. Jim gettinga sponsorship. What do you think,
Dustin? Oh, I want tobe a miss. Hold On, hold
on, hold on, a second, hold on, Jim, Dustin,
would you say Trojan condoms? Yeah, he needs Trojan condoms. That's right.
(05:33):
He needs to be Trojan Mann,Trojan Jim. We'll talk to you
later, guys, We'll see h
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