Mike Din't Get The Sex Hint

Episode Transcript

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It's a Mojo in the morning show. We have in just a little bit
of a chance for you to cometo our hotel hookup party, So get
ready for that. That's on theway and just a little bit. We
went on Friday to Kev's surprise partyand it was cool to have everybody in.
Mike and Ali even drove in fromGrand Rapids looking awesome, and Mike

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did something very very interesting. SometimesMike needs to be like told everything that's
going on because he doesn't catch onto hints. But Mike, for some
reason was really into the idea ofgoing to the casino. And I blame
Zach from our show, our executiveaudio producer. He's a bad influence on
you. But he was just likehe was down, which was I think

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the most exciting part. It waslike he was down for whatever that night,
cause like after the so we stayedfor the after party and we hung
out at Kevin's after party and wewere drinking and we're having fun. We're
having a great time. And Aliand I had planned to go to Astronomicon
the next night, but we hadalso planned, you know, to hang
with Kevin, you know for thenight. And then we didn't have kids.

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So we're like, well, maybewe'll just go out afterwards too,
unless this goes super late and thenwe'll just go back to the hotel.
At some point in the night,Zach and I do start like betting on
random things, and it becomes likefun, we're betting. I don't remember
everything we bet on. It waspeople's names, oh yeah, oh yeah,
yeah yeah, what song is playing? Nice? So then I'm like,

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you know what we should do.Let's go to the casino. And
Zach is is that guy who's like, yeah, let's go to the casino.
Let's go And I'm like yeah.So even like when West walked in
the door, I barely said hito him, I said, hey,
you want to go to the casino? Like I was jacked to go to
the casino. Yeah, yeah,you guys are all eving, you guys,

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we're gonna go home, gotta gohome. Let me gonna go home.
This was after after party. Thisis the after after and uh so
I look over to Ali and I'mlike, Ali, let's go to the
casino, and she immediately she givesme a look. And I again,
I'm terrible at hints or signs,like you have to just flat out tell
me. I will not get it. You have to flat out tell me.

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She looks at me and she givesme a look and I can't tell
what the look is. And I'mlike, put it'd be fun. And
she's like, no, let's justgo back to the hotel. And I'm
like, no, no, no, come on, like, we got
no kids for the night, let'sgo And she goes, no, let's
go back to the hotel. AndI said, what is wrong. I'm
like, why wouldn't you want togo out? This is like we rarely
go out with everybody, like,let's go out, Mike, let's go

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back to the hotel. And thenshe looks over his Zach and she goes,
no, it's my time tonight.Oh wow, I love that.
That sounds like a nice one.Then well, still at this point,
I'm like, I pull alli aside. I'm like, what is going on?
What is wrong? She's like,Mike, we need to go back
to the hotel. We don't havekids tonight. And I went, oh,

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I see, but what if westill go to the casino for a
little bit too. Mike just wasn'tgetting the hit at all. By the
way, at that moment right there, I would call for the uber and
I would have been I would havebeen at the hotel waiting for her if
that was me. I'm just anidiot, So I'm being very honest.
So it's funny because Mike, usuallyyou are one that picks up on some

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clues when it comes to you know, being able to have a loane time
with your wife, because you guysgot the young kids that you don't get
a lot of a loan time,a lot of time away from them.
I'm surprised that you didn't look atHey, we're heading out of town.
We got a hotel room this weekend, and I'm gonna be getting myself some
So all of a sudden you kindof lost that a little bit, you
lost the idea. Well, See, the thing was is I wanted to

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I thought we could do both.Like I thought we could go out for
a couple hours to the casino.And I think she knows that. Like
once I get a like an ideain my head like that, like I'm
down for, but then it becomesa whole adventure. Yeah, it's not
just going to the casino. Thenwe're gonna go out to eat afterwards and
then we're gonna go do this andthen we would just get to the hotel
and fall asleep, and she wasdead set on getting back to that hotel.

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Eight for four Mojo Live eight forfour six six five six five four
eight. What was it that youwere going to choose to do over sex
because you didn't realize that, youknow, here was your opportunity. Mike
was going to choose to go tothe casino with Zach. Why you say
it like that he have fun?Hey, I can't. I can't think

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of any other thing that I wouldwant to do less and then go to
the casino. The casino I dowith Zach of all bike was like four
for four though on our side besthe was feeling very lucky, but he
didn't think he was going to getthat lucky and then it just went over
okay, So his so his luck, his luck was going to not pay

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off with getting lucky with U withhis beautiful wife. It was going to
be paid off with going with becausehe was on a roll at that particular
moment. I thought we could allgo and it would be fun, like
it would be like an adventure.Yeah, I don't know, Well,
I'm going to tell you this.I your wife was your wife. First
off, was hungry because we wereall waiting for Cavin Cherrell to show up.
And I remember that at one pointI looked over at her and I

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said, you know, they gotgreat nachos at this place. You want
to go to the bar and goget nachos. And we almost got up
before Calvin Charrell showed up for thesurprise, and we're going to go to
the to the bar because they wereyou guys were serving keV cocktails to us
at the beginning of the night.But we were all waiting for you to
show up so we could eat thatfood I wanted. I didn't know that
the food was already out. Iwould have been going up to the food.

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Salmon was fired. That salmon wasspeaking of it. It was fire.
It was firecracker salmon, right,It was so so good. Can
we also talk about you doing yourvery famous Mojo Houdini poof one moment gets
there, the next moment he isnowhere to be found. But here,
No, here's the problem. Iwalked into the night. And when I

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walked into the night, I saidhey to everybody before I walked over to
your table. It's took me anhour to get to your to get to
the morning show table that we had, because I talked to everyone a cav's
family members and friends. If Isay goodbye, it's gonna take me an
hour the place to say goodbye.That was one of the bets too,
is like how we knew exactly whenyou were going to leave? And I
forget the time. We bet onit, but we bet on that and

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I got it. It was itwas it was the call letters or the
frequency nine fifty five. I wasout of there. I had twelve people
waiting for my parking spot at thatplace? Is pat it? That's how
it always is there? Is itreally on the weekends? It's like all
it's on that place uptown right?They told me. They told me that

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people were trying to get in ourparty though, like that it was so
much of a fun party. Peoplelike saying, we want to go in
that room. What's in that room? Oh man, Chris, what's going
on? We're talking about how Mikewas going to choose the casino over Sacks.
What's happening? So I just wantto start off with Mike. I'm
stupid too. I don't get thesigns either. So I was with my

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girlfriend and her parents this one time. We were supposed to go back to
our hotel room. You know shewanted. She was just telling me,
Hey, we're just gonna sneak off. We got this moment too. They
want to go watch a movie.Well, I wanted to go see the
movie. Didn't pick up the signs, and I went and watched the movie.
Ended up breaking up with me thatnight, and we ended up leaving
the vacation early and her parents stayedon the trip. What was the movie

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that you had to go see?It was the Venders movie. The where
were you guys on vacation? Wherewas the destination? So we were just
in Traverse City. We were allright, ocause I was gonna say,
like, you're on like some beautifullike Punta something wherever, if you're somewhere

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like that, and all of asudden, you're choosing going to watch a
movie over your your girlfriend. Soshe broke up with you because you didn't
You didn't take her back to theroom and do dirty things to her.
Yeah, she was kind of gettingirritated with the fact that I never got
there. You have her phone number, we'd like to center up with Zach

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phone book. That's the kind ofgirl you want to date. Any girl,
by the way, they will sayyou didn't have sex with me and
chose a movie over me. I'mleaving you even with my parents. Speaking
of Zach, we were Zach andI were having a conversation yesterday at the
game, and I told him thatwe need to figure out a girl for
him to bring to hotel hookup.But not one we're gonna bring. We're

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going to nominate five girls potentially thatZach could have a hotel hookup with,
because one out of five's at leastgot to, you know, end up
sticking to the wall. Anybody home. No, No, He's got five
girls that he would like to,you know, possibly be with. We
bring them to one of our partiesas an opportunity, right, yeah,

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yeah, I mean my chances wouldgo up significantly you bring them there.
You're up on stage, you're hangingout, and Zach Fromojo in the morning.
You know, Hey, there's Zach. You know, the odds are
good. Speaking of that, Lydia, let's get people that want to come
to the hotel hookup right now.Eight four to four Mojo Live eight four
four six six five six five foureight. A hotel hookup is on May

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the tenth. It's at the CambriaHotel and beautiful downtown Detroit. Cambria's brand
new. It's awesome, and you'llhave a chance to come party with us,
and then we should do that.Maybe we'll do that little bit with
Zach. I know that we aregiving you a chance to go on a
blind date to Vegas. We're gonnabe the You're taking me to base.

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We're doing a Love is No notwith you, not at all, maybe
with Megan and Love is Blind withMegan. If you don't get on Love
is Blind by the time that thishappens, if you get you know,
any bad news, Can we doyou on love on Love is Blind with
one of our guys? Yeah?No, absolutely, I'm so pissed.
I still haven't heard back from producers. I am too. It's like the
typical I'm framed Apparently from first auditionor like resume filling out like the form

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or whatever to the first contact isanywhere from like three to four weeks and
until they done like two and ahalf in the next week. I bet
I hope. So okay, I'mtelling you I think that this is this
is going to be good. Yeah, you're in. Do we know anybody
that works there that you could like? Apparently all of our listeners do,
because everybody was tagging this one certainperson one producer, director? Yeah,

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show yeah, uh, Mojo inthe morning show? What's going on?
To call? How are you wintickets to go to the the hotel?
The hotel hooker party is what we'rehaving, Yeah, the hook up party.

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Yes. She had a hiccup inthe middle of saying, sounded like
she was gonna say absolutely, Nicole, you want to come to the party?
Yeah? All right? Where areyou from? All right? Who
do you think you're gonna bring withyou? My boyfriend? Oh? Man,

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I like that. Wait, whydoes it say on your board here
I'll go out with Zach? Butthen you just said you have a boyfriend?
Why not to keep open keeper?Hey? Could we have would you
let Zach be part of a threesomewith you and your boyfriend? Oh?
I don't know. That's up tohim, not me. That would be

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wild, Zach? Would you wantto would you want to partake in a
threesome with another dude and a girl? I would you know what? Keep
an open mind. Why they'll belike, hey, Zach, can you
do us a favorite? Can yougo to the you know kitchen and get
us some some snacks? Wrapping thething? I think I would just dip

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out at that point that Zach record, Zach, I just wanted to go
to the casino. Dealina to cometo the party too, Yes, doil
I do? What's Oh my god? Get her? You talk to me
like that. I'll be dating youby the end of the night. What's

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going on, Delena? Hi?How are you fantastic? Dlina? Why
do you Is that what you normallysound like or are you just trying to
sound sexy? I don't know.You tell me where you from? Where
you're from? I just want tohave a phone girlfriend. Is there anyway
Can somebody call my wife and askher if it's okay? If I just

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have Delena call me from time totime just to say hello, Delena,
who will you be bringing with youto our party? I'll bring all right?
Does she have an accent like yourselves? I don't think because she has
been in the States for longer,so I don't think it says mind?

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But what exotic beautiful place are youfrom? Albania? I love Albanian women.
You guys are wonderful. Well,hold on, hold on, Delina,
Hold on one second. She asksome cousins, Sue Lady ask her,
yeah, she's that is she cousinswith misfit Victor. Probably what's up,
Amanda? How is it going,Amanda? This is one of those

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days I will not remember afterwards.I will probably go home and I'll go
what just happened to me? What'sgoing on? And you want to come
to the party? Oh? Look, the wife and I need a date
night. And this sounds like ablack we're having you bring her hang out
with us, have fun with us. I'm open and I think you had
it the first time calling it ahooka party. You know what it could

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turn into that you never know.I don't know if the cambrio wants that
to be, but maybe maybe thatwill be the after party. Are you
and your white friend interested in white? Maybe? Zach? Oh? Wife,
you and your wife Dolpha Zack too? No? No, okay?
So are you and your wife downfor me? Maggot? I haven't buddy

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you on Facebook to have a sessionmany a time. It's up. By
the way, where are you onInstagram? Oh? You know what.
I just made an Instagram for thenew company that I'm running. It's called
Vesper Motorsports of the truck Motorsports.Are they ve scooters? Yes? I

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love those things. By the way, I look like a lesbian on one
of those. It's amazing. Weare cleaning on a moto. Absolutely.
People see me and they asked me, where's where's my wife? Hang out?
Hang on one second, we're gettingyou into the party. Hold on
one second, Alex, we're gettingyou into the party too. What's up,

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Alex? I'm dad by what youjust said about what's going? Who
you bringing with you to the hotelhookup party? You're going to ask my
friend Lorena, who's always gone fora good time. Morena is Marina down
for a good time with our executiveaudio producer, Zach. I think Lorena

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will be done. Lorena good timewith anyone? Definitely, Zach? What
anyone? You know what? Zach'sa great guy, so you got you'll
love him and you'll love all ofus. We're looking forward to seeing you.
Okay, No, I'm excited.I came to the contest for poop
on your ax. Oh yeah,that was good. Yeah, Well,

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you know what, We look forwardto getting a chance to hang out with
you and spend a little bit moretime. I know that one was a
little quicker than this, but soit will be good time. Made the
tenth again. If you want togo events of Mojo at gmail dot com,
you can send us a quick littlenote and there are hotel rooms that
are at special rate for that night. For Mojo in the Morning listeners,

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just call the Cambria Hotel telemon Maythe tenth that you want a room and
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