Full Show 04-15-2024

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Noble k Qui, Detroit, wU s n X, Mesquite and Green
Rabbits Double New vs. Toledo.This is Mojo in the Morning. Mojo.
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me take that back to the beginning. This is alrighty ready, you're listening
to Mojo in the Morning. You'rea doodo hack shoot time. Good morning,

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and welcome to the Mojo on theMorning Show. It was a gorgeous
weekend. If we could only havejust a little bit more time, right,
it was awesome. Today is gonnabe a beautiful day too. We
got a good one for you.The week is gonna be amazing. And
when prizes are concerned, we haveNicki Minaj sold out tickets that we're gonna

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be given away in just about anhour from now. You have a chance
to win. Plus, we gotsome concert tickets like Maroon five is coming.
We got that for the back inthe Day Usher tickets at six thirty
and nine thirty this morning, we'resending you to Lallapalooza as we celebrate Coachella
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That's our festival of festivals for everybodyhere and Detroit, Grand Rapids and
Toledo. We'll have those for youcoming up at a thirty And then of
course our hotel hookup party is lessthan a month away. It's tax Day
today, Oh, our last minuteprocrastinators getting those taxes done? Who on

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the show hasn't even started them,who just did them? And who was
the first to do it? That'swhat I want to know. We'll talk
about that coming up this morning whenwe go round the room on tax Day.
It's Mojo in the Morning Show.It was a crazy weekend. It
started off with a surprise birthday partyon Friday for cav Then I had to

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go to East Lansing for my son'sDad's Day, and then we went yesterday
and hung out out at the MichiganPanthers you know, football game. The
weather was awesome being out and aboutCan I start off this morning by talking
about how I hate Ways? Doeseverybody know what Ways is? I love

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this? It's an app that usedto be so good and you used to
know exactly how you should drive toavoid everything, get you there on time,
get you without a speeding ticket becauseit warns you about where the cops
are. I mean, it wasamazing, but after this weekend, I
will never use ways ever again.Actually, I don't even know if this

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is a waste thing, but I'llblame it on Ways. It might just
be the Michigan Department of Transportation mDOT boneheads. Of bone heads, they
should all lose their jobs. I'mnot paying my taxes today so they don't
get their money. Because I actuallywas trying to drive to East Lansing.
I didn't go to East Lancing untilSaturday morning because I wanted to go to
Caps party, and so I hadto drive out early for the Dad's Day,

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you know, Dad and son golfthing that we were doing early in
the morning. And I looked atWays the night before and then looked at
it the morning, and it toldme exactly what time I should walk out
my house. I gave it evena buffer of thirty minutes because I figured,
you know what, I can stopthen at Starbucks and all that stuff
I could not get On ninety six. They closed the highway down literally at

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the time that I was there inthe morning because they had police. They
had the troopers that were on theexits, and they would not allow you
on the exits to get onto ninetysix westbound, and if you went to
your Ways app Ways said that thatwasn't the case. And then Way said,
hey, hold on, you justpassed the exit. Why are you

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doing this? Turn around and goback down again. And then it gave
me an alternative route, and itwas an alternative route that that particular area
was closed. So it was offat the M five entrance, it was
closed off at the Nova Road entrance, it was closed off at the Wixom
Road entrance. It was closed off, and it would literally went on and

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on and on. So finally,and I'm panicking, Like I am not
panicking because of the fact that,you know, I'm worried about, you
know, having to be stuck intraffic or any of that stuff, or
you know, be lost. I'mpanicking because I promised my son that I
would be there and I didn't wantto like have him be upset with me.
Yeah, and Ways had no ways. There was no ways at all

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for me. And I don't knowif anybody's ever had this happen to them
with any of the Google, youknow, or whatever. With the Apple
Maps or any of the other bullspit that they have out there. But
have you ever had one of theseapps like drive you into panic? You
know it's nuts. I've I've had. I don't use Ways anymore. I

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stopped using Ways probably a year agobecause for whatever reason, it didn't like
me, and whenever I tried toget on it, it was like,
you cannot connect to the server.Okay, fine, Yeah, So I
think I use whatever app. Inormally use Google Maps, and I it
will constantly tell me to turn downone way streets the wrong way. I've
noticed, especially in the city ofDetroit, it does that. And so,

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and you know, me, Idon't know where I'm going ninety five
percent of the time, and soI listen to that like it is my
job. And so if it tellsme to turn right, I'm turning right.
And then all of a sudden,I'm like no, and then I
have to like stop in turn backgroundand cars are honking at me. That
has happened way too many times.How does it not know that? I
don't know? But literally, it'sso funny that you see this Mojo,

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because this Saturday as well, Iwas using Apple Maps because that's the one
that I usually use. And ittook me nearly two hours to get from
Toledo to downtown Detroit because it tookme through only back roads in like middle
of nowhere Michigan. Really yeah,I'm not sure why, but I ended
up in like small towns with onetraffic light and railroads everywhere. And it
would go from like fifty five milesan hour down to twenty five miles an

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hour. So a what fifty minutedrive turned into two hours for you?
Yeah, And I remember at onepoint it got me back on the expressway
and I was in Monroe. Iwas over where all the dispensaries are in
that old strip mall that they replaced. Oh, And I was like,
oh, I'm I'm twenty five minutesfrom home and I've been driving for an
hour. Did you stop at thosedispensaries? And maybe you just were a

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little I thought about it. Idoot to go to the bathroom. Like
I would pull into the dispensary andbe like, let's let's go potty.
We've been in here for a while. That's how long you know you're on
the highway when you have to actuallyyour self pee or worse, your animal
have to be. Is it waysor is it rode construction? I think

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it's honestly, I think it's alittle bit of both. But I agree
with you it probably is not somuch ways as it is. I'm telling
you, m dot are a bunchof fools. We may be the only
state in the country that shuts entirefreeways down, like where they shut Like
why would you shut down consecutive onramps and off ramps when you're not even

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doing traffic instruction? Like they're notthere. There was nobody there. There's
nobody even thinking about, you know, working. This should be done like
the middle of the night or something. I gotta tell Mama Kap that I
curse her out and all the peoplethat she works with over there. I
think they laugh, by the way, at all the rest of us.

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Yes, she and uh fixed theroads. Gratch are on my spit list
this morning. So what we're gonnasay, cav I I got an alert
through my iCloud that somebody in Russiawas trying to get into my account.
I don't know if the two thingsare ways account by the way, if

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they're gonna get in any of myaccounts, get into that account. Maybe
you can help me. I don'tknow. They're just like I just got
the alert. We'll have them gothe other way. What's up, Erica?
How you doing? Hey, I'mdoing good. I was gonna tell
you. You know, it weighsis real time, so if you check
it at night, it's going togive you the tread the best way to

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go at times. Yes, itchanges in the morning, that's why.
But that's what I did. Ichecked it at night and I always do
the You can actually click it tothe day and we'll tell you if there's
any road construction or any of thatstuff the next day. And then that
morning I woke up and I wokeup an hour or two, you know,
spare and checked at that time,same thing. Gave me the same
thing at hour thirteen, hour thirteento get to East landsing. Oh wow.

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Yeah, so so in real time, in real time. F me
up. That's what it did.Yeah, it was awful. I had
to I had to Uber Luke onmy phone. I had to try to
get it, yeah, Uber tothe location that we were supposed to meet
at, Travis. What's happening,Hey, Mojo? Are you doing?

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I'm all right, buddy? Howyou doing good good. I just want
to tell you guys, I hadan issue. My family went out to
Alabama for a vacation. On theway back, Google Maps try to take
us anyway, but the highway likeit was checked on. But it wouldn't
take us on the highways up here. It would have taken us like twenty
six hours to get back home.God, hey, Alabama song like it

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was down the street. He wentout to Alabama. But that's crazy though
to think, because I mean,when you're going to Alabama, what is
a normal drive If you were goingto do about thirteen hours, so it
was literally another ten plus hours thirteenhours to do it. Yeah, it
was all back roads. Jeez,that's crazy when it does that. Sometimes
sometimes it clicks automatically and I don'tknow what it is. Like if I'm

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going to say Chicago, it willdo non toll roads and it doesn't give
me the option of saying, Iwant to do toll roads. Yeah,
you know what I mean? Yeah, And then next thing, you're right,
next thing, I know, I'mdriving in some guys, you know,
neighborhood, like you know, literallyin somebody's driveway. I remember when
two seventy five and Detroit closed.Going to the airport. It was one

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summer it closed. It drove methrough a neighborhood in Livonia where a guy
was out there holding the sign sayingstop driving in our neighborhood. That's how
many cars it was driving through aneighborhood and people were like really upset.
There there was a new story aboutthat. I remember, Yeah, it's
happening everywhere. It's crazy, allright, it's just awful, just awful.

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I said to Luke, I go, I go, Luke, I
just want you to know. Icalled him on the phone. I go,
I love you so so much.I literally did wake up early,
I promise you, because I waslike, I was afraid he was gonna
think that I just like overslept andI was lying about it. But I'm
like, I can't get on thehighway and He's like, that's okay,
Dad. I'm like, oh mygod. I felt even worse. I
drove side roads almost all the wayto East landsing. It was like Megan's

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route to Toledo. That's how longI was. I did find some very
nice neighborhoods, though there's some reallythere's a couple of cute farms for sale
that if anybody wanted to you couldyou could go say what's up Danielle High,
Hey are you good? What's goingon? So? I was leaving
work. I work in Detroit andI live in Canada, so I like

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solely depend on like Google Maps andways unless if I get detoured, I
am like super screwed. And whenJoe Biden, I guess, was in
Detroit, they had all these likeblack SUV's blocking the like where you can
turn instead of going onto the freeway, and was blocking the freeway. So

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the only thing I could do wasturn right or go straight. Oh geez,
because there was a presidential motor kid. Yeah, yeah, so I
it. I don't even know.I had like that panic, like almost
that panic where when you got acoop and you drive, that's why you
ever going to get home? Icalled my fiance. I'm like yelling at

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him, right, I mean,that was the most relatable thing you could
have ever said. I know,I'm going to tell you something. I
was so panicked. I had suchanxiety that same thing situation. I thought
I was going to crap my pants. I thought it was one of those
moments there. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, I know. On Friday,
I was working and a ton ofpeople relate because they shut down the

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freeway. I guess there was areally really bad car accident. Oh yeah,
see now that I understand. Ifthere's a traffic accident, that would
make more sense. But just allof a sudden on the weekend, shutting
stuff down and nothing's going on.I know, I know. Yeah,
super screwed that way too. Andit only and for some reason, the
maps only wants you to go ontothe freeway. Yeah right, kept telling

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me to try to go onto thefreeway. I can't go on a freeway.
I started talking to the the apptoo. You feel like you're crazy,
don't you. Yeah, all right, Well, thank you for the
call. I appreciate it. Hopeyou had a good weekend, right,
just mojo in the mornings back inthe day, back in the day,

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this stuff. Hey, Maroon five'scoming into So when is it? I
didn't even see Maroon five will behere on June the twenty first, Pine
Knob. That sounds like a goodshow under the stars. What year was
this? From the Three Clues Igive you? It was the year that
Chloe Kardashian got a paternity test tomake sure that Chris Jenner was her well,

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her mom, but it was sheprobably already knew that she was her
mom. She wanted to know whothe dad was, right, Nope,
really, little giggle, You finallyfeel like you belong even though you're five
ten and blonde and gorgeous. ButI still love you just the same.
It was everybody else I do.Wouldn't you know that she's the mom?
Like? Why did they do?It? Was a running joke on the

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show that she wasn't a Kardashian.Yeah, oh well, it's because of
her Dad's not her dad, it'soj. This was the year that Denzel
Washington and John Jerolta. What arethey starring? What was the movie?
Taking pellam one? Two three?What time do you got on your watch?
Two thirteen? I'm gonna start killingpassengers. You don't want innocent people
dying? Do you? You tellme? And that's nice? Black Eyed

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Peas had the big song that's nice. What year was it? We'll set
you up with the prize. Idon't know. This is gonna be a
tough one. I'm at the Googlethis one. What year was it?
I got my money? Let's beenout? Call out? A smash my

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doll. So'll talk that. Solet's get it. How what a big
brain you have? Tell us whenthat stuff happened? Call us at eighty
four to four Mojo Live to tellUs eight four four six six five sixty
five four eight. It's Mojo inthe mornings back in the day, and
we give you clues. You tellus the year we give you cool prizes.

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It was the year that Chloe Kardashianfound out that, yes, her
mom was Chris Giggle. You finallyfeel like you belong even on your five
ten and blonde and gorgeous. ButI still love you just the same.
It was everybody else I do.Denzel Washington and John Travolta combined powers for

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Taking? What is it a moviecalled Taking? I don't even know if
I ever read this movie? Wasit good? Of course it's johnsah Volten?
Is that Washington? Was it betterthan Face Off? Because I like
that movie Off. If you goton your watch two thirteen fifteen minutes,
I'm gonna start killing passengers. Youdon't want innocent people dying? Do you?
You tell me? And that's nice? Black eyed piece. I got

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a feeling the big safe What yearwas it, Jeff, Oh that you
were all about year two thousand andnine. It was Congratulations. Yeah,
what gave it away? Jeff?Actually the Benzel movie that was it.
I would say it was better thanFaith Off. Well, no movies better

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than Face Off. You don't saythat. I trust Training Day. You
know, we could argue Training Daywas a great movie too. I'll tell
you that one. And also rememberThe Titans was a great movie too,
Strong Tide. I agree. Hey, we're gonna set you up with the
prize. You got Maroon five tickets, give us five tickets. Well,

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I love it and I love thatwe can make people happy, and uh,
hang on the phone. We'll getyou set up. Okay, all
right, thank you very much.Usher tickets are back this week. I
know you missed them. We gotthem for you. Eight four four Mojo
Live. Oh no, Text,We're gonna text because we got to get
into the dirty. Text to winright now. Text Usher to nine five

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five zero zero. That's Usher tonine five five zero zero, and you
could be going to see Usher inconcert. Standard text and data rates do
apply. In the Morning's Dirty onthe thirty, we'll get you caught up
on what's trending in The Dirty.On the thirty, Shannon it was a
big weekend, What do you Got? And Sukie Waterhouse at the Stags for
Coachella. Over the weekend, Sheshared that she and her fiance Rob Pattinson

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recently welcomed Yes, Everybody's guest isWe're right a baby girl. I don't
know if the song you know,but I've had some pretty big life changes
happened for se some pretty big eventshave been going down. So I love
amazing ladies and I've been very luckyto have my own an amazing baby name.
Also at Coachella, Billie Eilish dida duet with Lana del Rey,

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Gwen Stefani reunited with No Doubts.Olivia Rodrigo joined him at one point two
and did you happen to see anyphotos or videos of Taylor Swift and Travis
Kelt because they were there. Idon't know if she was sober. I

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don't know. Uh, we'll talkabout them and Justin and Hailey Bieber.
A lot to talk about that coupleas well, but we'll talk about it
in next hours. Dirty, Let'sto cover today with Coachella. Jelly Roll
has already lost more than seventy poundsas he prepares to participate in a five
k next month. Cal from theKnelt Boys convinced me, sorry about this.
Has been playing with my dog thatI could make it to the five

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k by May if I dedicated myselfto it. I believe him. I
believe in myself. Five k byMay, baby, five K by May.
Dam The five k's doing May seventh. That the Rose Bowl in Pasadena,
and he said he plans on losinganother one hundred pounds, two to
three miles a day, four tosix days a week. He said he
spends twenty to thirty minutes in thesauna, six minutes in a cold plunge.

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This is every day. And he'salso eating healthy right now as well.
That's why he's doing it. Ilove her. Good for home.
Scientists have asked for OJ Simpson's brainto be donated for research about a disease
that affects a lot of former footballplayers. CT is it TT saying right,
okay, CT, but his attorneysad, but it is not happening.
His family plans to cremate OJ's body. If you don't know what c

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to eat is, by the way, it's a degenerative condition that's linked to
a lot of emotional problems, violentbehavior, among other things. But Oja's
attorney said his final wishes were thathis cremated remains be given to his kids,
who will then decide what to dowith them. Barstool by the Way
posted I think one of the greatesttiktoks over the weekend. Did you see

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them about OJ? I didn't.They did a thing about something very interesting.
I didn't put two and two togetherwhen you said this on Friday when
we were doing the dirty This wasan interesting thought about why OJ made everybody
sign NDA. Reported that in thefinal days of OJ Simpson's life, all
his kids and visitors who came tohis bedside had to sign an NDA.

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Maybe you had to tell him something. I've never heard of an MDA on
a death bed having somebody sign anNDA to talk to you in your final
days is what is he guilty?Did he have something to tell him?
Did he have something to tell hisfamily was not allowed to have their phones
in the room while saying their goodbyes. How does an NDA work from the

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grave, That's my question. Howdoes an NDA work from the grave?
If you break that NDA I don'tknow. I called Jamana and Lastie.
If you live or work in thecity of Detroit, a big reminder to
get your vehicles off the street ifyou are in the NFL draft zone.

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Phase three of closures happened overnight andit's going to have the biggest impact so
far on people driving around the city. It includes the closure of both eastbound
and westbound Jefferson in front of HeartPlaza to accommodate the build out of the
NFL draft. The draft un tillnext week because they're building it out,
And they said, if your car'sthere, their tonia whoa. So they're

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not even getting a ticket, youjust get towed. They are doing so
much fast work downtown. It iscrazy what they are getting accomplished quickly.
Where's everybody having to park? Theynow have to pay for parking and parking
lots and garages and stuff. I'mjustin but here's the My garage was so
intense about, like update your information. We are going to be towing people
from the lot that aren't supposed tobe here, So I don't know where

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people are going to be parking.Can I tell you I was talking to
somebody that yesterday was at that MichiganPanthers game and it was a family that
was there and they were talking aboutparking, and there was only one lot
right around the stadium, and thatwas the Ford Field lot that was twenty
dollars because there was a baseball game. Every lot was like forty dollars that
was around there. That's like crazinessthat families can't bring their families down to

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enjoy the city without having to paythat much money for parking. I am
telling you, I don't know whymore people don't do this. Go park
in the outskirts of downtown and takethe people mover or the QA if you
got little kids, though, thelast thing in the world you want to
do is jump out of people.But it's free, the people movers free.
This year, it's so frequent andit rarely happened to see you running

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around with Cecily and Milo and Sebastianon a people mover. I did it
with Cecily, but it would betough with Milo and Sebastian. It would
be very tough. I mean,I think that that's a wonderful thought,
that's a great tip, Megan,but I just think that there has to
there has to be some kind ofa thing where the city has city owned

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like moderately priced parking. I justI don't know, Dan Gilbert, Let's
pay for everybody's parking. You gotit, You got some money. He's
just shaking her. Heead of youfor all of today. Starting to check
out the podcast on the iHeartRadio appor Mojo in the Morning dot com directly
from the source. Its Mojo inthe Morning. It's dirty on the thirty.

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It's Mojo in the Mornings. Fiveis six fifty five five and six
fifty five five, six fifty five. All right, it is the five
at six fifty five. Good morning, and welcome back to our champion,
Angela, who won on Friday whenwe did a head to head matchup with

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two new people. Angela, tellus a little bit about yourself. We
didn't get a chance to get toknow you. Oh that's okay. I
am a teacher, a fourth gradeteacher. Love it. What's school?
Sat Mary's School? Hello to everybodyat Saint Mary's School. We appreciate you
being on with us. What dothey know you as? Not? Obviously?
Angela? What do they miss?Missus? Benny? Nice to have

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you on. We have Ari,your challenger on the phone with us right
now. Ario. It says here, you drive for Uber and you're between
rides right now? What's going on? How are you about yourself? Fantastic?
If you get a call for aride, take it while you're doing
this, because I just want tohear what it sounds like when all of
a sudden this person gets in thecar. See where they're going. Say

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hello to our champion. Angela.Hi, Angela, how are you?
I'm doing? Wow? Thanks,I'm gonna luckey in a soundproof area.
Angela. You're going to talk toLydia here in a second. While I
asked the questions to Uber Ari fivepop culture trivia questions, whoever gets the
most right wins. Ty always goesto the champion. Here we go,
Ari. The w NBA draft istonight. Which team has the first pick

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in the draft and will most certainlydraft former Ohio Hawkeye star Caitlin Clark Iowa
Hawkeye star Caitlin Clark the w NBA, Yeah, WNBA. What team has
the number one pick in the wNBA Draft and is going to pick Caitlin
Clark tonight? Three seconds? Oh, I have no idea about the WNBA.

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I'm just going to say la.Question number two. Actress Emma Watson
is thirty four today. What washer character's name in the Harry Potter movies?
For question number three, this musicfestival took place in the desert in
California over the weekend. What's itcalled? Speaking of co Cella? Gwen

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Stefani reunited with her old band fortheir first performance in nine years? What's
the name of that band? Nodoubt? And question number five, This
rapper real name Aubrey Graham is shootingdown Rick Ross's claims that he had a
nose job. Who is he betterknown as? Let's bring the champ back

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from a sound crew? Carry?How did are you doing? I think
she's beatable? Three out of five? Three out of five? Is what
you gotta do? Angela? Youready? Yes? I am? Question
number one. The w NBA Draftis tonight. Which team has the first
pick in the draft and will mostcertainly take former Iowa Hawkeye star Caitlin Clark?

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Three seconds? Name a city thenAtlanta, Indiana? The Indiana fever
er to zero. Question number two. Actress Emma Watson is thirty four today.
What was her character's name in theHarry Potter Movies Hermione Question number three.
This music festival took place in thedesert in California over the weekend.

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What's it called Coachella? Yes?Speaking of Coachella, Gwen Stefani reunited with
her old band for the first performancethat they've done together in nine years.
What's that band called No Doubt?Yes? Three to three In question number
five for a clean victory, thisrapper real name Aubrey Graham is shooting down

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Rick Ross's claims that he had anose job. Who is he better known
as? That would be Drake Yes, Winter Winter Chicken Dinner. Congratulations to
you. You are the winner ofyour second competition. This is how it
all starts tomorrow you come back forthree Angela. All right, sounds good,

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And we do have a nice giftour friends that are hosting us for
our hotel hookup party. The CambriaHotel has a beautiful restaurant in there,
Chibo. We're going to be thereat the hotel for a party on May
the ninth. You're going to bethere whenever you want to, with a
gift card to spend on some food. Okay, congratulations uber Ari, Yeah,

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that'll be fair. It's good stuff. What's your favorite thing? Men
on the menu? Megan ooh thatreally good s. The chicken that I've
had is really good chicken booth.But everything everything I've had there has been
amazing, good people, good chef. I loved it when they came in
the studio. It was really niceto have them. And we'll have a
chance for a new challenger tomorrow.So talk to you then, angel I

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have a great day at school.All righty, thank you, Thanks guys,
appreciate you. In the morning's five, It is six fifty five.
It is Mojo in the morning.And got a week to rest. I
feel like this weekend was busier weekendthan probably the week is going to be.
It's kind of weird, isn't ithow sometimes you go to work actually
to have a rest because the weekendwas so crazy. It started off on

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Friday, and you might have sawthis on our social media with Kev's surprise
birthday party. We could not sayanything to this guy who came in studio
on his birthday grumpy over the factthat Cherrelle wanted him to go out and
buy an outfit to take him outto dinner. Little did he know that

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we all sat in silence knowing thatwe were going to be at that dinner.
I cannot believe it. Y'all reallyalled y'all lipshit. Nobody said it.
It was so nerve racking because Ifeel like I almost slipped so many
times. Bruh. That Friday rightbefore Shan and I'm like, Hey,
Shanna, what are you doing thisweekend? She's like, I just I
Lose, just celebrating Lose's birthday andthen I'll see you five hours later.

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I couldn't believe it. I actuallywanted to so bad, just like stick
my foot in your mouth on yourbirthday when you were talking about yeah,
Charrelle didn she only wants to dowhat she wants to do and all this
stuff. And I'm thinking to myself, oh my god, my god,
I know this party. I thoughtthe party was getting canceled. You were
not in a text message, butwe were all texting each other like,

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oh god, this is so awkward. This is bad. And I felt
bad because I agreed with you becauseyour birthday should be about you. But
at the same time, I'm like, she put in so much effort to
play this party and he just needsto look nice because I saw the dress
code and I need him to looknice so that he doesn't feel underdressed.
Yeah, it was all black attire. It was the most beautiful party.

(30:40):
It was. I walked into thatroom and I was like, holy cow,
this is Charrell did the most amazingjob. I'm so glad that we
did not do what I wanted todo and that we did what she decided
because it honestly was the greatest birthdayI've ever had in my entire life.
Wow, that's awesome. It wasremarkable. But let me tell you how

(31:00):
things started. Because, Yeah,I came on air and I was bitch
and complaining, moaning, groaning aboutgoing to do this thing that Sharelle wanted
to do that I didn't want todo. So when it came time for
the actual night Friday night, Istill thought Cherill had the plan she had
in her mind and she communicated tome, and I was gonna go with
it. I said, you knowwhat, if this is what she wants

(31:21):
to do, perfect, let's dothat. Yeah. She brings in the
outfit. She's like, here yougo here, you got some shoes,
here, you got some pants,here, you got your shirt. This
small ass shirt. I'm like,you know what, I'm not gonna complain.
You know what, babe, thisis what you want to do.
I'll be type lip, I'll small, let's have an incredible night. We
get in the car. We startdriving downtown, going to my friend Randy's
restaurant. All of a sudden,we in West Blomfield. We get to

(31:45):
a seven mile in Schaeffer, whichis into trade, about twenty five minutes
away. She's like, I forgotmy bag. I'm like, what do
you mean? I forgot my cardand I forgot my cash. I'm like,
it's okay, don't even worry aboutit. And I forgot my ID.
I need my idea. I'm like, okay. Still I'm grinning,
but I am inside furious. I'mlike, we are twenty five minutes away,

(32:07):
the reservation is at this time.You told me to be there,
and but this is all going inmy mind. She's like, they just
text me and said they're going topush the reservation back till nine. I'm
like, okay, I'll turn heron the car. You pull into our
little spot. As soon as weget to our spot, she's like,
Babe, it's in my bag.It was under your wallet. I have

(32:28):
everything that I need. Let's justgo. Like no, I'm like,
oh my god, I'm fuming.I'm like, but it's okay. I
pull out. She's like, youknow what, forget it. Let's let's
just go to Uptown. Let's let'sjust go to uptime. I have a
drink. I was like, it'sa place, that's what Stone's throw.
Yes, it's four minutes away.I'm like, I'm like, it's a
surprise happening. Literal, I'm likea surprise. Like at this point,

(32:49):
I'm pissed. I'm like, whatever, Like, let's just go to Eptown.
And in my mind, I didn'tsee a surprise happening. What do
you mean by that? I knewsomething was happening. I literally said,
Jez, because why would you justran on to be like forget it?
Let's just go to forget all ourplans. Yeah, So I'm like,
all right, whatever. In mymind, I'm like, I don't want
to go to no surprise, perI was actually kind of looking forward just
to go again. I'm not saying. We pull up in Uptown, I

(33:10):
look over, who do I seeJosiah and my cousin Jiron getting out of
the car. So I'm like,Okay, families, I'm still kind of
pissed. I'm like, Okay,I still want to go. When I
walked through the door and I saweverybody there, included, I had no
idea the magnitude of the surprise,and it almost brought a tear to my

(33:30):
eyes. It was crazy. Andwhen you pulled in the drive into the
parking lot, you thought it wasjust going to be like immediate family and
friends. You walk in that door, you see you see friends from California,
you see friends from Grand Rapids,Mike and a Bela. You see,
you know, all your relatives there, your your grandma couldn't be there,

(33:52):
but your your aunts, your greatants, your grandma's sisters were there,
which was awesome. I mean thatwas she Charrell in her who is
who is her? Crozzy of peoplethat were there, they put such a
great job decorating that place. Isincredible. It's amazing. It is absolutely

(34:14):
amazing. You are not loved,you are beloved. You had so many
people there and they and all ofus you know, we love you,
Kevin more than anything. But I'mgoing to tell you something. It was
so neat to hear the words thatthe best friends from high school say about
you, to the words that yourmother and your father say about and Josiah,

(34:37):
Josiah, by the way, Josiah, have Josiah speak at my funeral,
for he'll say something nicer than anybodywho will say his kid's unbelievable talking.
Man, he really does. Itwas so incredible. Yeah, it
was good. It was a goodIt was such a good thing. It's
a good feeling. And so,first of by the way, can I
just say this to Cherrell. Youdid an amazing job. But what in

(34:59):
the f where you doing by doingall of that with you knew what this
guy's mood was like she's she was. I think she was hoping that you
would jump out of the car.Baby. She was gonna come to the
party by herself to do that.When she pulled up in front of the
house and she said, oh,it was here the whole time. What
were you thinking? I wanted tostart cussing at any point? Were you

(35:20):
going to be like, all right, I'm done, I'm going home at
that moment? But I was,honestly, is in my mom I was
like, man, this is noteven though it was my birthday. I
was like, you know what shrillis amazing. Yeah, and I know
she loves me and she wants todo whatever she wants to do for me,
So just take it right now.Pause, do you mind? I
did you mind if I commandeer yourbreak care right now to talk about something

(35:45):
that all of us want to talkabout. This is my second time coming
to one of your big parties.Okay. The first one was that the
the baby gender reveal. This isyour surprise. Price is all your guys.
First, I told all these guysbefore the party, even though the
invitation said seven, they ain't noseven sharp, even though it said seven,
There ain't no way these guys areshowing up any earlier than I thought

(36:07):
eight thirty or so. I thought, there's no way they showed up at
eight thirty five. You're right,and so I have learned now that when
you guys get married and you inviteus to your wedding, I'm putting GPS
trackers on the two of you guys, and I am leaving my house until
I see you guys are leaving yourhouse. And I'm one of those people

(36:28):
that has to be ten minutes earlyto everything. So I had my babysitter
comment six because I'm like, allright, I got to be there at
six fifty because if they walk intolike seven ten, yeah, and there's
you know, I was so nervousabout that. And Mojo you texted me
as I was pulling in and You'relike, when are you leaving to go?
And I'm like, I'm here.I'm here already. And then I

(36:49):
got by the time you walked in, Zach and I had already had two
drinks, which by the way,were astronomically strong, very strong, and
I was like, out to uptown. I mean Jesus. Yeah, it
was Rianna, first ones there fromthe Mojo group. Okay, I was
Ali and I were the first.Yeah. Oh, can I ask the

(37:12):
question, do you guys uh?Do you guys plan on the the coming
late to stun So if it wasa surprise thing like this was, I
feel like maybe that's why we werelater than what we should have been,
just to make sure that enough peoplewere there for the surprise. But my
mom, like, how would allstart? I didn't notice My mom came
over to watch Journey in Josiah.So when they came over, they weren't

(37:34):
dressed at all like how they werefor the party. Yeah, so we
were just chilling around, hanging around. But at the gender reveal, you
guys showed up like an hour anda half INChO trying to get dressed.
Well, it's not just the genderreveal too, keV. I went to
this bowling thing and it's said onthe itinerary be there at twelve, right,
you showed up at like twelve thirtydogs. But that's because I don't

(37:57):
have it's not my of it.I don't starting. Yeah, I don't
start to at one pm. Ididn't know. I didn't see it started
that one though. I want toknow. I want to know if anybody
has ever gone to a party forsomebody else and the person whose party it
was for didn't show up until likeway after everybody else. You've got to
call us eight four four Mojoe live. Charrell is on the phone with us

(38:17):
right now. Charrel. What anamazing job you did. By the way,
Charrell, you were like playing withfire by doing what you did to
get him to go to that thatparty. I know, I know it
was all worth it, though,did he at all make it up to

(38:39):
you for the fact that that hewas complaining about the outfit and the mall
and all that stuff. Oh mygod. He said it all night.
He's like, I love you.This is incredible. Oh man, how
many times during the time that hewas complaining about going to the mall up
until the party? Did you almostcancel the party? You know what?

(39:01):
I was like, Chelsea, Iknow you're not going to be here,
but I'm to cancel the party.Cancel it, Chelsea said to me.
She goes. I just got offthe phone with Chirell. We just talked.
You gotta go in tomorrow, andyou gotta just encourage Kevin to just

(39:23):
just go with it. Just encouraginghim, being an encourager for him.
She was so worried about you.Yeah, that was That was pretty well.
That was an amazing, amazing time. Guys did such a great jobet
cake. I was waiting for thecake, but I had to hold it.
Was a beautiful cake. Was good. I thought it was good.

(39:46):
Shout cakes. You guys missed theafter party after party. Wait a second,
that's what I'm doing. I'm notgoing to parties anymore. I'm going
to the after parties. I'm gonnashow for the after part. Actually,
that felt like the after party wasso lit in there. Really, Mike
was going crazy on there when weplay Move Bitch. Yeah, that was
my favorite part of the entire night. I'm being out, Hey, what's

(40:07):
up, Erica? Hig, it'sMojoe in the morning. What's going on?
Hey? Good morning. So whenyou guys are telling that story,
I had to call in and tellyou a little bit of a story about
my husband. So for my husband'sfiftieth birthday party, I had planned a
huge party for him. And ourbirthdays are two weeks apart, so we

(40:28):
always go out for our birthday,and I had picked a restaurant that he
was not fond of, but itwas the only place that held the amount
of people that I had invited.So the daycons I have everything planned out.
We're getting ready to leave now,mind you, I have over one
hundred people waiting for us to showup. As we were walking out the
door, and kind of like Kevin, my sister in law had showed up,

(40:51):
no makeup, nothing, just kindof looking like she's coming over to
babisit our daughter. And as we'reabout to walk out the door, our
daughter starts throwing up like profusely,and he looks at me and he goes
We can't leave her. And I'mlike, but we really have to,
Like, we're gonna be She'll bejust fine. I would never leave my
daughter, but I had one hundredpeople waiting for us. Yeah, and

(41:15):
he didn't and he didn't want togo. So when we finally got there,
he was like, so this iswhy we left our daughter home.
Oh wow, there's and he waskind of taken a back. Yeah,
Like there were so many people.I was like, we can't leave.
We cannot leave these people. You'rethe party, Like we have to go.
Yeah. Oh no, that's awful. It's like the worst timing for

(41:37):
a kid getting sick. Maddie,there, I'm here, good morning.
Yeah, whoa, that's the wrongbutton there. I don't know why I
hit that button there? What's goingon? Hi? There you go.
So it was my friend's birthday andI was supposed to come over at neon

(42:00):
to help her get ready. AndI called her at News to ask if
I was okay to come over.She says, you know what, let
me know when. I'll let youknow when to come over. She doesn't
let me know until four forty five, and then we get ready. We're
supposed to be at dinner. Atseventy pm, which was an hour away.

(42:21):
We then ended up showing up toher family birthday party till eight forty
five. Oh my gosh, I'dbe so mad. People was waiting and
they were pi. Oh god,so they showed up. Wait a second.
So the party was supposed to beat what time? Seven thirties?
Are you saying? Yeah, supposedto be at seven seven, and you
guys didn't show up till eight fortyfive. Oh sounds familiar. Oh my

(42:49):
gosh. All right, hold ona second, hold on. We got
a surprise guest on the phone withus right now. Who is this on
the phone. It's Govin's mom.It's so nice to meet you on Friday.
Yeah. God loves you, andso do I. I had a
wonderful time partying with you guys,having dinner, having laughed. Mojoe,
you are the most You are soreal, you know on the air as

(43:13):
well as off the air. Heintroduced everyone to me, and I just
think you guys are family. Ilove that you brought like a poster board
we see of old Kev's photos andnewspaper Clivin Kings and that was no.
I loved seeing some of those photos. It was hysterical, wonderful. I'm

(43:34):
glad you all had a good time. Kevin was surprised and it was a
lot of work. I tell you, my son is something else. This
is his second surprise birthday party.He had one at twenty five as well.
Really one was really the most wow. Hey. By the way,
how awesome is that that daughter ofyour Chirelle that I know you called it?

(43:54):
You said she's my future daughter,But she's my daughter. She's amazing,
isn't she? I called her daughterfrom day one when I met her.
Cherill is a wonderful soul. She'skind, she's loving, she has
a lot of face. Also wantedto say that my daughter's saying happy birthday.

(44:21):
Melinda has the most beautiful voice.You have a great way too,
But what her voice? Do yougive Cherrell permission to beat your son's ass
when he's not paying, you know, playing along and going to the mall
to get his outfit? Why?Yeah, all right, we'll talk to

(44:43):
you later. Take care of mom, Charelle. Great job again, that
was awesome. That was incredible.Thank you all right, and Kevin,
we get the permission to beat yourass too, By the way, next
time. I just want to beable to I want to have a you
know how, you have a coughbutton here in the studio, like somebody
he needs a cough I'm gonna I'mgonna call him the keV button. I'm
gonna push that button when he's aboutto say something. You know, right,

(45:05):
try it. Let's test it outa little bit here Mojo in the
Morning. Follow us on Facebook,Instagram, TikTok on Twitter X. Also

(45:30):
make sure that you check out theshow whenever and wherever on our podcast.
You can get those anywhere you getpodcasts. We hope you do it on
the iHeartRadio app and then just showus as one of your favorites on there
so that you can get them downloadedright to your phone. So as soon
as we do a War of theRoses, you will know that it has
been posted. So Shannon had amoment happened to her as a mom that

(45:55):
I think a lot of parents aregoing to relate to on this one here.
And and if you're not a parentyet, you will realize nobody should
ever call your child ugly. That'swhat I like to title this as because
that's one thing I will tell you, Mama, bear, Papa Bear comes
out at that particular moment. Whathappened. So I love being the house

(46:15):
in our neighborhood that all of thekids like to hang out at. That's
always just been my aspiration with myhouse, and I want it to be
open and welcome, and you getthe idea. So Saturday, we had
so many kids at the house.Wes and his son were in the backyard
putting together some patio furniture. Lucyhad some friends over, and then just

(46:37):
like, all the neighborhood kids startedcoming over, and so there was this
massive nerf gun, super soaker waterballoon battle happening in my yard and I
absolutely loved it. I loved ituntil one of Lucy's little girlfriends came into

(46:57):
the kitchen where I was doing somestuff to let me know that some of
the boys in the neighborhood were makingfun of my little Smith, who is
six and a half and I amso protective of And when I heard what
they were saying to him specifically,it made my heart hurt so bad,
and I like went outside to Westand I was like, what do I

(47:21):
do? What I do? Like, I literally want to give these kids
bloody noses? I wanted to legit, beat them to a pulp, and
Wes was like, let him andLucy figure it out. Like these kids
are in Lucy's class, they're inLucy's grade, and he's like, let
let them figure it out, becausethen you don't want it to turn into
like Lucy's mom, you know,came out and yelled at us or whatever.

(47:45):
Even then I wanted to so bad. He's like, let them handle
it, like I promise you,this is this is the best thing to
do. Inside, I was like, nobody mouse is with my kid,
you know, like that's the sideof you that comes out. So I
don't like, what do you doin that situ? Do you let your
child figure it out? Especially whenthey're only in kindergarten and these are older

(48:05):
kids that are saying really really crueland hurtful things, and out of respect
for you and out of respect forSmith, we're not going to ask you
what it is that they said.But when you told me what they said,
I'll be honest with you. Thosekids need their asses, bait.
I know I wanted to hit akid, and if anybody around here is
going to hit a kid, it'sme. Yeah, that's what you need
Megan, say the word and I'llshow up. All of a sudden,

(48:28):
Megan pulls up in her geb pullsup on the lawn with a sign on
the back that says, kids beware. Can I tell you that Shannon and
I've had this happen to me manytimes. We would happen a lot,
honestly with Jacob and Joe even gotsome, but Jacob would And I will

(48:51):
tell you that Wes is right.Let them handle it, because I think
that they if you handle it,then it becomes even worse for them.
You know, they'll they'll they'll beyou know, the parents. All of
a sudden it becomes you know,why do your parents get involved in stuff?
But I will say this to you, I do believe as a parent,
you shouldn't make the other parent awareof it because I and I always

(49:13):
had the motto that a bully lookat a bully and then look at the
parent, and there's probably not thatfar off of bullying. Like you can
see how the parents are. ButI think what these kids say the parent,
the other parent needs to know becauseif my kids said something like that
to a child, I would honestlybe so appalled by them, I'd beat

(49:34):
their ass, you know, same, you know saying I would want to
know if if Smith were saying thatto somebody, or if Lucy were being
you know, was being unkind tosomebody, I would want to know what
you want to handle it. SoI wasn't even out there. Actually,
Wes was out there to you know, to kind of manning like the situation.
But Lucy turns into protective sister alot of times, and so I

(49:57):
know the boys. She eventually toldthe boys to go home, which was
great, but like even this morning, West just texted me and he's like,
you're still feeling this, hut.I'm like, yeah, yeah,
I am. I had a similarsituation and I went to the parents and
it backfired. So Milo was playingI think it's called Gaga ball, oh

(50:19):
yeah, yeah yeah, and theseboys were a lot bigger than him and
kept knocking them over and they gotto the point where they were like kicking
the ball at him, and Iwas we were camping. I was kind
of far away, and Cecily runsin and literally jumps in front of these
boys and is ready to fight themand is like pushing them, and I'm
like, I don't know what todo, like do I stem back and
let this, you know, letthis play out. So I went over

(50:42):
and said something, and then Iwent to say something to their parents,
and their parents got mad at mefor letting her go and because I guess
there was pushing involved before I evenhad. You talked about this on the
air, didn't you. I rememberedthat, Yeah, yeah, well I
was so proud in that moment,like yes, like cess, get it,
like get it, sess. Butin that moment, I'm like,
yeah, like why would the Ididn't even know what to say to the
parents. The parents, you know, it's wild though. Neighborhood kids,

(51:07):
to me are are sometimes maybe alittle different than even like camp kids,
you know, like where you seethem at like other people that are just
vacationing together because you know their parentsprobably pretty well, like right, because
their kids are coming over to yourhouse. And honestly, like I think,
like I know my neighborhood, Likeif my kid did something to anybody
in my neighborhood, I want myneighbors coming up. I want to I'm

(51:27):
saying something to me because you knowwhat, I genuinely like all my neighborhood,
I don't know these boys parents verywell at all. Really, yeah,
one of them lives in the neighborhoodand the other two don't. So
Tunisha, you need a Tanisha.You need to have a Tanisha moment,
don't you, Tanisha Shantish? Whatdid you do? Oh? My daughter?
First of all, I'm a longtime listener, first time calling.

(51:52):
What's going on? Have you related? Birthday? Kevin? Apiate? You
welcome? Okay. So, mydaughter, Angela seas in the eighth grade.
She's such a swee girl, veryloving all her friends, like everybody
loves her. But it was thisone particular girl. She was going to
elementary school. They were going toelementary school together, but now they're in

(52:15):
middle school together. The girl,they're all like at the corner store,
like where the little Caesars is,and everybody's like sitting around talking, having
a good time, and the girljust like snatches my daughter ponytail off her
head in front of everybody, Likehow embarrassing is that? So my daughter
didn't do anything about it. Shecame home crying, like I thought,

(52:36):
like she got beat up or something. So she's like screaming and hollering.
So I'm like, what happened.What happened? She told me what happened.
I'm like, all right, keepyour shoes on. We about to
roll up on We go down thestreet. My husband like, no,
come down, you know, letthem figure out. I'm like, no,
I forget that. We're about toroll up on her. So we
go down the street to the YMCA, like everybody's hanging out there. So

(52:57):
I roll up her in the parkinglite. I jumped out of the car.
You know, hes take off theirphones at this point, I don't
care. I'm like, so youcan. Got my daughter pony Stel like,
what's your father? And you're like, no, I didn't do that.
I didn't do that. I said, Oh, but they happened again.
It's gonna be a problem. Isaid, you could tell your mom
and that I rolled up on you. And I pulled away and I saw
my daughter, don't ever let thathappen to you again. But me,
I'm the mom. I don't playabout Mike. Yes, you want to

(53:23):
come over to my house after today, Jennifer, what's up? Good morning?
Everybody? Good morning? What's goingon? Oh? So, just
like the previous caller, I amthat mom. I will you up for
my kids. Okay, so itwas first grade. My daughter was being

(53:44):
bullied by a little boy. Hewas calling her ugly, calling her names.
And I was a volunteer parent.I volunteered from preschool to like middle
school. When they kicked me outand they told me I couldn't go anymore.
So I went up to this littleboy and early in the morning,
as soon as we walked in,I got face to face with him and
I said, if you ever andI cast, I said, if you

(54:07):
ever make my daughter cry again,I will make you cry cry. But
I can't. You can't do thatto my kid, right, yeah,
Jennifer, I did that to mylittle sister's ex boyfriend because he, yes,

(54:28):
he broke her heart starting rumors abouther. And I messaged him privately
and I said, listen, ifI hear one thing from these track boys,
you are going to hear a lotof things. That's what That's the
beauty of being in a family ofsix, right practically the mom and literally
you're ant Pat because and Pat wasthat for me, My sister. Pat

(54:49):
would do that from were they terrifiedPat too? Oh my god? When
they saw Pat like pouncing her throughthe school and stuff like that you mean
she started pounding lockers so that shewas Jane, Jane, what's going on?
It is Mojo in the morning.We're talking about how someone was bullying

(55:09):
Shannon's son, and Shannon wants toopen up a can of wo fass on
him. He ship, yeah,she needs to. Yeah, what's your
what's your story? So my sonwas in after school program with the y
m c A. When he wasin elementary school. Now he's in high
school, and this boy kept bullyinghim and one day ended up punching him,

(55:37):
and so I walked in and hewas crying and I was like,
oh, heck no, and kindof went off. I went off on
the lady that was watching the kids, and I told her I could have
fist. Ever happens again, hehas my permission to beat his you know
what? Yeah, and what didthey say? What are the people from

(55:58):
the what are the adults? I'mso sorry. I'm so sorry this this
type of stuff doesn't really happen.I'm like, I don't care it happens
again. Guess what. It's gornedup. And I sat outside and waiting
for the kid's parents for a while, and they just took too long to
come and I'm like, Okay,we gotta go. So there was a

(56:20):
kid who picked on Jacob, andI remember Chelsea had a conversation with their
parents and told them about it,and the parents were so apologetic about it
that they had a conversation with theirson that I'm going to tell you this.
Jacob then went to school throughout allof you know, school in middle
school with the kid. The kidis a great kid right now, like
a great grown man right now.And it was because you don't realize as

(56:45):
a kid, like I always believethat the kid who's the bully some way,
shape or form, has some realbad hurt inside of them, and
they don't realize it until somebody actuallyconfronts them with it. And this kid
broke down realized, oh my god, he goes, I've been picked on
and I was trying to push thatpain on somebody. I didn't realize I
was doing what I was doing tohim. And you almost don't understand until
somebody teaches you that lesson, andit almost has to be taught right away.

(57:07):
And that's why in this particular situation, it's not like they were calling
him like you're dumb, you're stupid, you're like it was. What they
were saying was very, very hurtful, and that if I ever found out
that it was happening again, Iwould go speak to their parents because I
think that it's a larger conversation that, like you said, is very important
that needs to be had. AndI will you up. I will be

(57:29):
waiting for you at the damn busstop. I will call off of work.
I promise you. I will.Yeah, my Dirty Reports would only
be play by play. And bythe way, I will say this too,
she will do that. I justwant that kid to know that if
you're listening to the show, she'llfigure out a way to get your ass

(57:50):
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morning, keV and Lydia both cameat me like you're gonna do it with

(58:32):
Drake store. I was like,yes, okay, so let me give
you a little bit of backstory here. Kendrick Lamar aimed at Drake and Jacole
on Metro boomin in futures like that. Okay. Well, Drake has now
apparently fired back. A disc tracksurfaced on social media. I Think it
was Sick Saturday, A four minuteSo Excited, A four minute leaked song

(58:57):
attributed to Drake hit social media,with some doubting its authenticity and speculating that
it was Ai but it wasn't.Drake seemingly confirmed it on his own social
media, and then our sister stationPower when O five started playing it,
confirming its authenticity. It's called pushups, drop and give me fifty.
Here's a little teeny tiny clip ofit. Won five need a verse,
You better make it witty, thenwe need a verse, but a sweet

(59:21):
say drot you bet a drop andgive them fitted Pipsqueak pipe down, you
ain't in no Big Free says itgot you white down, Trabags got you
white down. Savage got you whitedown like a label boy in a school
right now. So Drake takes jabsat Kendrick right out of the gate on
this track. But then you heardHe also makes fun of his guest appearances
on mainstream pop songs, suggests thathundred gave fifty percent of his earnings to

(59:46):
his former label, Yeah Lizen.If you hear it, it's legit.
This is one of the biggest momentsin hip hop that we've seen in probably
since the in the last decade.We thought that Drake meek Mill was going
to give us something. This Kendrick, this Drake, and it's not just
Kendrick and Drake. It is asavRocky, it is the Weekend, it

(01:00:06):
is Rick Ross. There is thisjustice league that is forming to try to
take down one rapper and Drake isstanding in the middle like Uma Thurman and
kill And that was the social media. Yeah, Uma Thurman posted her outfit
from kill Bill and said, ifyou need this dreck, I got you.
Yes. Travis and Taylor spotted atCoachella over the weekend. Miss Him

(01:00:30):
actually actually lifted her in the airinto the crowd on Saturday night so she
could see the stage where Don Dallawas playing and they were hanging out.
Not like with security. They wereamong the Coachella crowds for most of the
time. They were first spotted dancingside stage during Bleacher's performance. They went
over to check out Ice Spice,and then they headed to the ultra exclusive

(01:00:53):
Neon Carnival VIP after party. Lotsof smooch in, lots of drinking,
lack of dancing, backward baseball capand maybe lots of party favors too.
I don't know what Taylor's We've lookedout of it. Somebody needed to give
Taylors some glasses, some sunglasses.Yeah where too far gone, But I'm

(01:01:14):
trying to act like I'm not.Yeah yeah. And then Justin and Hailey
Bieber there. I know there havebeen so many rumors about them and how
they are headed for divorce, butthey shared so many sweet moments all over
the festival when there were cameras,when they didn't think there were cameras.
So I think all again is fine. Can we play some of the stuff
like the Kesha and Will Smith.Yeah, so cut, well, let's

(01:01:36):
play Will Smith, Will Smith.This is Will Smith. J Balvin right,
yeah, and completely dressed in theentire men in black outfit with the
aliens and everybody to show and thecrowd was really into it too. I

(01:02:00):
think it's the first time he's donea performance like this since that whole Chris
Rock, Olivia Rodrigo joining No Doubt, Lana Delray joining Billie Eilish, Kesha
changing the lyrics to this song thatwe all know, FP Didty not feeling

(01:02:23):
like Pee Didty good? Yeah.Yeah. One person, by the way,
you're never going to see at Coachella, Machine Gun Kelly. He took
to X over the weekend to sharethat he's actually never been to the festival
because it banned him in twenty twelve. He said, quote unquote for whatever
reason might have been the fact thathe tweeted the festival as a huge joke
and corporate as f that year.Is he wrong? I mean, I'm

(01:02:45):
thinking that might be it, buthe said. I think he alluded to
the fact that he got invited thisyear, but his daughter had a volleyball
tournament so he couldn't make it.He wanted to go to the volleyball tournament
instead, you s yeah. Andlastly, this is a big story going
around this morning, and I witnessedclaims OJ Simpson was at Nicole Brown's murder
scene and watched as the Gambino mobstershe hired slaughtered her and her friend Ron

(01:03:10):
Goldman. After thirty years of stayingsilent, and even went to jail for
not answering a grand jury's questions.A guy by the name of John Dunton,
not John Dunton if you watch Yellowstone, John Dunton said on tape that
OJ was very much at the sceneof the double murder, along with four
gangsters from the Gambino crime family whohe hired to kill his ex wife.

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And although this guy initially spoke toLAPD after the brutal double murder, he
went quiet because his story is thatmobsters pushed him to his knees, stuck
a gun in his mouth, andthreatened to murder him and his family if
he ever spoke again about anything hesaw that night. But speaking to a
Hollywood private detective about this, hesaid OJ was absolutely responsible for the murders,

(01:03:57):
and he said, quote, I'mglad he's dead. To be honest,
what he did was a really horriblething and I went through hell because
of that. For all of Today'sDirty, check out the podcast on the
iHeartRadio app or Mojo in the Morningdot com Get more Dirty Mojo in the
Morning dot com Mojo in the Morning'sDirty on the thirty. All right,
it is Mojo in the Morning Show. Phone number's eight four four Mojo Live

(01:04:17):
A four four six sixty five sixtyfive four eight is our telephone number.
I overheard Megan talking about hanging withher friends this weekend and a bachelorette party,
and I thought, Oh, thisis cool. Megan's going to a
bachelorette party. And then I go, wait a second, I think she's
saying that it's her bachelorette party.Yeah. Well, my girlfriends are all

(01:04:40):
a little bit obsessed with the factthat I am trying to get back onto
Love is Blind Detroit, And Iknow we've been talking about this a lot
lately, but they're like, haveyou heard from producers? Is something going
on? What's happening, what's theupdate? And I really don't have any
real update at this point about theprocess of auditioning, but they are head
set on the fact that it's goingto not only happen, but that I'm

(01:05:02):
going to get engaged, And Ithink it's not for my own benefit and
for my happiness, it's their ownpersonal benefit of being on Netflix, because
they all want to be bridesmaids andthrow a bachelorette party on the show,
and they're all planning their outfits thatthey'll wear on television. So it's nice
to know where I fall in theirlist of priorities, and it's below them

(01:05:23):
being on television. So if everythingplans out and everything works out great,
and you find the love that you'relooking for, Yeah, they're planning the
bachelorette party already, correct. AndI had my own expectations. I'm looking
for a bougie back to the Redparty because I deserve it. I'm just
like excited to be in the cityand going to like the high end clubs

(01:05:46):
and getting drinks and cocktails at likecute little Instagram noble places. And they
all said, no, absolutely not, that's not the plan. We've already
planned this for you. And Isaid, oh, are we going to
Vegas, We're going to Nashville.What are we going to be doing?
Like maybe it's New York City.They're like, no, no, no,
idiot, We're going to put InBay. And I'm like, I

(01:06:09):
am not going to put In Bayfor my bachelorette party. And they all
started saying, like, what's wrongwith by Bay? And I said,
and I love Putting Bay for allof our Michigan or listeners if you don't
know what it is, little islandoff the coast for Clinton, it is
a debauchery but show every weekend there. It is where you go to get

(01:06:30):
very very drunk on very cheap drinks, very trashly. And I said,
I don't want to have a trashybachelor red party and get venereal disease.
Exactly. I forgot. My bestfriend had her bachel red party there.
Oh jeez. So one of thegirls that's planning the bachelorette party, you
said, who would have a bachelorparty at putt In Bay? She had
one there. She absolutely was like, by the way, that does seem

(01:06:51):
that does seem minus the venereal diseases, that does seem like a very megan
bachelorette party. How dare you?I just said, I didn't want that.
For years, for years, youhave always been the hostess with the
mostest at Putt in Bay parties.I've had a lot of birthday parties there.
My last birthday, I had toput In Bay. Just to give
you kind of an idea of whathappens there. I had to go back

(01:07:14):
to my hotel room at three pmbecause I was so far gone. And
then I woke up and took ashower to try to go back out,
and all of my friends had goneout without me, and I missed the
bus like I was done by threein the afternoon. That's what happens at
Putt in Bay. I think Ithink that you definitely have grown out of
the Putt in Bay thing. Ithink that's, you know, that's definitely

(01:07:35):
not your thing. I kind ofsee you doing the typical I don't know,
like Nashville type thing. No,Nashville is not my scene. Are
you sing me? Not even alittle bit? Here are the Here are
the fifteen most popular Bachelor at partydestinations. Are you ready? Number one
is Nashville. Number two is stillis still in the top. Vegas,

(01:07:57):
Miami. I hate everybody wants togo to uh two places in Mexico that
there's like five different destinations that arepopular. Then Charleston, Napa, Key
West, New Orleans, Austin,Texas, And this is a good one
this week. This one would beprobably Shannon's. Disney people are going to

(01:08:19):
Disney World. It's actually Saturday.I don't know you do you want strippers?
No? No, I don't knowwhat we're doing. The only thing
that I know is I was toldto order the ugliest wedding dress I could

(01:08:41):
find, and my girlfriends are allwearing the ugliest bridesmaid dresses that they could
find. So but we're gonna bein Detroit. That's what I That's all
I know. I know nothing else. I like how we got invited to
the bachelorette party cav Well, Igo. But if somebody want to Texas
to address and we just get copcostumes and show up, we're the guys

(01:09:12):
at direct Traffic out in front ofTiger Stated. I think this is okay.
I've got your Can I plan yourbachelor party? All I want to
hear this. I'm gonna plan this, Megan, this is your bachelor party.
I think Chicago, that's on theper Okay. I think we get
a nice hotel room in Chicago oran airbnb you know, somewhere close to

(01:09:33):
uh, you know, Michigan Avenueor whatever, or the Gold Coast.
Do I get to take your creditcard with me from Michigan. I know
we're gonna all combine the funds.We're all gonna we're all gonna chip in
on this one. Just ven,they're gonna have your friends are gonna to
vend mom me the money. Ithas to be Viagra Triangle because Megan looking
for an older guy gonna die soon, I think, and lives very close

(01:09:55):
to I think. I think Chicago. I think Chicago is a great,
great play. And if we can'tdo Chicago, then I don't know we
do Trenton. I don't know.He's somewhere close. I think New Orleans
would be fun for a Are youplanning the night or just the location?
You shouldn't have to plan? Wellknow, am I planning the whole thing?
That I'm just giving the destination andher friends have to come up with

(01:10:17):
everything else. What's up, Lisa? How you doing? Unless I'm one
of the part Unless Meghan does avery cool thing, it makes me a
maid of honor or a bridesmaid.You want to say, yes, yeah,
I would, I would totally dothat, Lisa, what's up?
Well, did everyone forget that Meghanhates hot weather? That's true? Oh
yeah, so what are you pickingfor her destination? She needs to go

(01:10:41):
to Anchorage. Has anybody ever hada bachelor red party in Alaska? Yes,
that would be really pretty. Thosecaves somewhere, snowmobiling for the weekend
up in the up or something likethat, Lisa, would probably be a
good way. Yeah, that wasgood. Everybody says that people from Ohio
Ohioans is that what they're known asOhioan's like to go to Kentucky too.

(01:11:05):
That's a big place. Louisville isa big place. And Lexington. No,
that's what they were saying. That'swhat a couple of uh couple.
No, it's great for a night, Yeah, that's all you're doing.
There's a lot to do one night. How about gr Somebody who told me
gr is a Grand Rapids Mike isa great destination. A lot of I

(01:11:27):
have heard that a lot of Detroitwomen will go there for their bachelorette parties.
If you're in like, if you'reyes, so downtown Grand Rapids is
perfect for it. There is aput In Bay type of area called Hanky
Pank If you want to go there, wow, yeah absolutely, But if
you're not into like summer stuff,then like it's not really But you go
downtown and you go to some ofthose you know, some of those bars.

(01:11:50):
I know that Mojo's Karaoke Bar alwayshas like eight thousand bachelorette parties going
down on. Yeah. Yeah,we got a lot of those bike tour
things to those where. Yeah,Traverse City is a big destination. Oh
yeah, it's a huge one.That's super fun. Yeah, those are
good ones. Why are we planningthis? She hasn't even like, what
are we doing? We're planning thebachelor party this soon. Yeah, because

(01:12:13):
I just think that we're we allknow I'm gonna I'm gonna pull it off.
I'll never forget you are I reallyfeel that. I don't everybody does.
I never will forget. We hadthat intern that one time, didn't
even have a boyfriend, and shehad her entire wedding catalog. She literally
brought came into the studio and hadher entire wedding completely planned from start to
finish. Manifest that we have anAsian Meghan. No. I am not

(01:12:38):
one of those people that like sendsout, this is what's going on.
This is how I envisioned like peopledressing no, yeah, show up,
get drunk, make poor decisions,fill it all and put it on the
internet. What's going on? Brooke? Are you coming to Megan's bachelorette party?
We're inviting everybody to it. Wejust don't know exactly when it's happening.

(01:13:02):
What's going on? Well, sheneeds to come to Aspen. Oh
I can't afford Aspen. Who doyou think I am? Are you calling
us from there right now? Yes, you're in Aspen listening to us.
Can we stay at your place?Can we? Uh? Wait? Can
we all? Yeah? Thanks?Were doing a live show, squeeze,
but sure, yeah that sounds likethat sounds like it'd be fun. What's

(01:13:26):
Aspen like? Uh? Is itbeautiful? Colorado? It is beautiful.
This whole Western slope is just beautiful. It is beautiful. I've lived here
my whole life, So we wantto come visit you? Okay? So
open invitation time. I listen.I watch Mike on TikTok live every single
morning, and I've invited him tocome. Have you really, just Mike?

(01:13:55):
I mean that's why I haven't gone. But if everybody wants to go.
No, no, no, nono, she was you know what,
I'll tell you what. You inviteme without Chelsea, She'll let me
go. I guarantee of you.Well, thank you, Brooke, we

(01:14:20):
appreciate that. I often thought thatwas what we should do. Since the
iHeartRadio app is so fast and wehave listeners from all over the world,
we should put together like a boardof where everybody lives, and then we
all go visit each of these peopleand get to go see the world together.
And of course we'll start that thingby going to see Bob and Romeo,

(01:14:43):
who's listening to us right now.Sounds like he's got a nice little
man cave going on in his backyard. It's Mojo in the Morning Show.
So yesterday we went to that uhuh, you know USFL game or whatever,
the Michigan Panthers game u FL atat Ford Field. She's now become
a that's commissioner. I know everythingabout sports. You can just ask me

(01:15:04):
whatever you want. I'll tell you. For those that missed this, we
had we had to do a promotionyesterday. And when I say had to,
we were initially doing it because KP'sboyfriend played for the visiting team,
the Houston team, and then shebroke up with him, so they're no
longer dating each other. So wehad to withhold where we had to hold

(01:15:25):
up to our promise that we madeto Nick bart Alone and the great people
over at the Michigan Panthers organization,which I did not realize this is owned
by The Rock. The Rock ownsthat. Yes, here's my rock.
Does that? Does that crazy ag? So we did the promotion and it
was KP's first time that she wasgoing to see face to face her long

(01:15:46):
distance boyfriend that they broke up onthe phone and was looking hot. Well,
she was talking about thirsty. Therewas there was a thirsty going on
there. I was like, theydidn't need a gatorade bucket in the sidelines.
They were drinking off of KP andthat particular. So second, I
thought, you were calling me thirsty, you were looking, you were you

(01:16:10):
were ready. You were making himthirsty. I think. So we all
were waiting there, they're running out, the team is running out, and
as the team is running out,he comes running out and runs right up
to the camera that that was beingheld and he screamed something into the camera
and I couldn't picture what he said. I don't know what it was.

(01:16:31):
Do we have actually the audio onthat I sent it in the group chat
that we could try to decode it? Is there any No? I can't
tell what he says. That's kindof why I need you guys have helped
what he's saying. There was somethingthat there was something going on. It
was like, hey, they arerunning out here, it is right here

(01:16:53):
ready, what did you say?Hold on stuff? Is that what this
guy's conversation? Is that? Allright? There we go? Yeah?
Baby yeah, baby yeah? Babylike it? Yeah baby yeah KP.

(01:17:24):
He literally did it right in myface. Is that what your guys' conversations
were? Like? Face communication?Okay? What was it like? Does
he? I was? It wasbittersweet for me because we had waited so
long for that weekend to meet up, because we haven't seen each other in

(01:17:44):
almost two months, and we'd originallyplanned to get dinner the night before and
whatever. So it was like,man, this, you know, this
sucks. This hurts because you know, I see you here and I miss
you, but I can't really talkto you. I don't feel like I
should. And then once he madeeye contact with me, which I was
specifically trying not to make eye contactwith him. He did, he mouthed
to me during the game talk afterso I ended up. No, it's

(01:18:10):
how it was off. He wason he was sitting on the bench.
He actually injured his elbow during thatgame, which was sad, but he
said he asked me to stay after, so I did and we chatted and
there's definitely some a lot of feelingsstill involved, and we decided ultimately that
we are not going to be dating, but just kind of waiting because he

(01:18:34):
the problem is the communication. Helives in Texas, and I knew from
the start that this was going tobe difficult for both of us, and
it was, and him being thereit just made me realize that, like,
this is not done, and hehas said that to me as well.
There's no closure because there was along distance relationship break up on the

(01:18:56):
phone. Our problems stemmed from thecommunication, which I personally believe that we
didn't have enough of a foundation togo long distance to begin with. I
think that I own four months,well, I knew him for four months
we started dating, so we'd knowneach other a total of five five and
a half months and then he movedoff to Texas to go to training camp
exactly. So it's like, wedon't really have that foundation to be a
couple that's long distanced, and soI don't want to discredit what I feel

(01:19:18):
for you right now. So ifthe moment's right and you end up coming
back to Detroit, whatever you decide, then maybe we can reconsider later.
But it was interesting because kPa turnedinto the crazy girlfriend. I wouldn't say
crazy, but I definitely want tosay that something about Woodman makes me feel
whenever I stop it, I seered. I see red when any other

(01:19:45):
girl is getting involved, and Ithink that's just for any girl that's,
you know, has feelings for somebody. We were broken up and I was
looking at his Instagram the night beforehe showed up to the game, and
I was looking at a picture heposted a him playing and I saw in
the comments this freaking girl named Taylorwas commenting flames and like, what the

(01:20:09):
heck? Who are you? AndI was like looking at her profile,
like who is this? I mean, I mean, I don't know you're
going okay, but I was lookingat her comment and I'm like, how
funny would it be if I justaccidentally reported this comment for spam and so

(01:20:30):
I did it. I was like, let's see, let's see how this
goes. So I clicked her,clicked the comment, and I reported for
spam and this thing got deleted.So I'm like, you, I don't
normally do stuff like that, butI was just like, Taylor, who
the hell are you and why areyou commenting on my man's He's not my

(01:20:56):
man, but he is my man? I get it, I get it.
She's she's the girl that peas onhim to throw off the scent of
the dogs. She don't want nobodyelse to have it. No, she
wants to. She wants to makesure she marks her territory. She just
she's the girl that leaves things behindat his apartment and make sure that every
girl, anybody knows that that's herman. Yeah, but it was so

(01:21:19):
satisfying to see the comic erased.Are there any of the listeners that that
exist? Are there any other listenersthat have seen red and have done something
like this eight four four Mojoe Liveeight four four sixty six five six five
four eight where you saw somebody withyour axe and you're like, even though
he was your axe, you saton Friday. He's my axe closure.

(01:21:41):
I'm done now. Guess what.She's basically still still trying to hold onto
this guy. Jesus, Yeah,got him by the way, I can
make any any random be disappear.I was wondering what kind of game he
was gonna end up having, LikeI thought, Oh God, he's gonna
come to you know, Ford Field, and he's gonna end up being in
like the the star of the game. Dumb dumb, dumbled tumbles. Wow,

(01:22:13):
I'm seeing I'm seeing rad right now. He hurts himself on the first
freaking play of the game. Uhstanding, Woodman, Woodman, Woodman,
Damn you felt this way about whomI I? Uh, well, I

(01:22:34):
think that the guy's a little immature, to be honest with you. Why
is that because I think that theway he's handled it has been very immature.
He's he's you know what I mean, Like, I think that,
uh, he seems he seems like, first off, run out over the
deal is. I know he couldhave run out though and gave you a
hug or something. He did heactually did hug me. When did he

(01:22:56):
hug you? I we didn't seethat. You guys left. He was
trying. I went back down onthe feel I did. I talked to
him, but he was trying tomake onto eye contact with me the whole
time. So maybe I'm the immatureone. I didn't initiate a proper thrown
for that one. Yeah, what'sgoing on? Morgan? Hi, good
morning. I'm living vicariously through allof you. So I just wanted to

(01:23:18):
know KP, the man who shotat the shot on Friday? Did he
show up? I didn't see him. I didn't see him. Victor,
that was Victor his name, Iremember that. I didn't see him either.
We did see three hundred uh there. Yeah, Jim Jim was there,
which, by the way, threehundred women in your life takes a

(01:23:41):
beating on you. That poor guy. He looked tired. He looked tired.
Shannon was like a lot of womenthat he's been with, you know
what. He looked exhausted, thepoor guy. What's about the fall over?
What's up? Jay? What's up? How you doing? We're doing

(01:24:05):
good? We're talking about KP.She saw red she turned crazy this weekend
with uh with this ax? Yeah, what do you want to say?
What are you calling for? SoI had I had kind of had a
little bit of a situation with thatwhere I was seeing my ex with another

(01:24:30):
guy and it didn't really fly withme. So I had started texting her
again and getting back with her,so she'd stopped talking to the other guy
and just until she was done talkingto the other guy. Wow, kind
of broke things off. That isa total deck mouth wow. So do

(01:24:54):
you But do you You don't feelbad about it, though, do you?
Well, not really, because shekind of messed me over in a
couple of ways. So yeah,it's similar to what KP did by Honestly,
yours was probably a little bit harsherthan what KP did by you know,
saying this girl with spam on onsocial media. But but so what's

(01:25:19):
the story where? How did thehow did this end up? Did you
get back with her or No?I ended up getting back with her for
like maybe a week until I endedthings again. So she was I always
loved. I always love people thatget broken up on and then try to
get back with the person that theywere with just to break up on them

(01:25:39):
so they can be the one tohave the last words. Hi, Eric,
good, what's going on? Notmuch, man? I was just
like I've never seen read, butit sounds like we need to get KP
or white Ford Bronco because she's nota real I'll be honest. I saw

(01:26:01):
that in her eyes when we wereon the field, Like there was at
one point in her eyes. I'mlike going, Oh my god, who
is this girl? I did notknow who it was. Nobody's gonna have
my man. Actually, you knowwhat I was kind of thinking of.
I don't know if you remember thisreference. If you remember OJ, you

(01:26:23):
do. I was thinking she wasgoing to be Nancy Kerrigan ish, like
you know, she was going toshe was gonna be like Tanya Harding and
she was going to take like somethingto his leg and hurt him before the
game or something like that. Yeah, she's Tanya. She's more Tanya Harding.
It was. By the way,the product for that team is very

(01:26:45):
good. No, the no,the merch is awful, but they're they're
I don't know, the product.The product of the team, like the
the the football is good. It'sjust it's I feel bad that nobody goes
to these games. Like the gamesare completely empty. I don't think nobody
goes. It's just when you havea venue like for field. It makes

(01:27:08):
it feel as though no one's therewhen they actually this. Why don't they
play in a smaller venue? Idon't know they should play honestly, the
team should be like in a citylike Grand Rapids or Toledo that doesn't get
big time football like that because wesee what you know, the ice Caps
and the mud Hens do when whenyou're in it or the Wall, the

(01:27:29):
huge turnout they have, like atten thousand people a game. Yeah,
Walley, but I'm actually surprised Toledodoesn't have one of those like farm teams
because you're forty five minutes away fromDetroit, an hour and a half from
Cleveland. That's kind of a perfectplace. And I think Grand Rapids would
be a great place for it too, because that's a bit that's a major
city too for them to to bein. All right, second date update,

(01:27:51):
we're gonna be doing here, comingup here in just a matter of
moments. You got me all firedup, Kevin bro I got me all
fired out. I'm at a lossfor life right now. What just took
place in the last twenty minutes.I felt so comfortable I had to swear
in front of you, Bruh andthen the other thing you say, my

(01:28:12):
heart is I needed to see aphoto. Three gym, I, he
texted, No, he's a niceguy. Three he is a nice guy.
What did I say about him?He looked he looked like he was
honestly exhausted from the three hundred womenhe's had sex with. I looked at
where's Jim? Called Jim up?Back Jim's number. He did it.

(01:28:34):
It's five hundred. Now call Jimup. Dial Jim up before we get
into second date. Up to Iwant to I want to couch mojo out
and his text, Well, I'mgonna tell you. I looked at the
guy and I said, I can'tgo. What did I say? Say
what I say? I knew whatI said. I didn't call him muglely.
I said he was tired, saidhe was tired. He came three

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hundred gym. What's going on,Jim? Not much? How you doing
today? Good? Jim? WhatI meant by what I said was exactly
what I meant, you look tiredfrom all of the women that you've been
with three hundred women in your lifetime, which actually said I didn't take no
offense. Yeah, okay, whatis the number now? Is the number,
like, what three, twenty five, three forty? What is it?

(01:29:18):
Oh, I've been married for thepast seven years now, so I
mean it's still three hundred. Okay, Oh my god, just stop laughing
now is going to keep going fromJim minute? Jim? Do you and
your wife have an understanding that whenyou've been with three hundred partners, it's

(01:29:40):
tough to settle down to one.No, that was when I was younger.
I mean, yeah, once Ifound her, I don't want no
one else. You know. That'sactually a compliment on her part. Say,
you've been with, you know,three hundred women, and you settled
on this is who I want tostay with for the rest of my life.
That settled decided? Well, yes, exactly. I didn't settle.

(01:30:03):
I settled my first wife. Yeah, okay, And what number was your
first wife? How many have youbeen with when you got by her?
Still at the three mark already?She was actually trying like about three ten
or so count should I have beenI have been with honestly, like maybe

(01:30:31):
two handsfuls of women. I thinkmaybe, I think maybe in my life
I've been with nine or ten,maybe eleven. I don't know. I'd
have to go and count and seeand and see. But I could not
imagine three hundred because I'm not goingto be, you know, anybody that's
going to judge another person. ButI would worry about my wiener falling off.

(01:30:55):
And at one point I would thinkit's been used too much. Like
it's like a car that goes overa hundred thousand miles. At some point,
I'm thinking the timing belt needs tobe changed, all right, But
this ain't like the fort year oldVirgin, where I mean you have to
use it, you lose it.Yes, I know, well, I
understand that You're right. You couldhave it fall off if it's not used
right, if the car's not startedup, the battery is going to go

(01:31:15):
dead. Yeah, yeah, exactly, Rambo. What's up, Rambo?
We're on with three hundred gem andwe're just having fun on Mojo in the
Morning show today. What's up allright? Mojo? Hey man, please
stop laughing like that at Mojo almostlaughing every time he's saying the different was

(01:31:39):
it five hundred? Now you laughagain? You're smirking over in the background.
Stop it. It's so funny,man, You're so funny. That's
a black person's laugh. Man,you feel it from the souls. We

(01:31:59):
love you, Rambo, what doyou got listen? What are you listening
to? What is that noise?No, that's the weird moment. Oh
my god? Backup twenty three?Al right, be safe, all right,
we'll talk to you later. Goodmorning. All right, Jim,
we'll talk to you soon. It'sgreat to see you. And who is
the guy that you were with yesterday? Was that my brother? It was
that Nick? Or what was thename? Jody? Joe? Yeah?

(01:32:24):
Yeah? What number is? Howmany? How many has Jody been with?
Uh? I want to say aboutsix? Does Jody ever feel insignificant
next to you? No? Meand him just joke about it. He
gave me a nickname back when Iwas younger. What was it? Oh,

(01:32:46):
I'll put his way as Johnny Thriller. I can't finish it though.
Oh Johnny felt thriller with the peene. That's killer. It was, but
it wasn't pis Oh wow, okay, hold on. Dustin thinks that we
should have our sales department get towork on three hundred gym getting a sponsorship.

(01:33:09):
What do you think Dustin? Tomiss? Hold on? Hold on,
hold on a second, hold on, Jim Dustin, would you say
Trojan condoms, Yeah, Trojan condoms. That's right, he needs to be
Trojan man, Trojan gim We'll talkto you later, guys, We'll see.

(01:33:35):
Uh. Just the second date updateMojo in the morning. All right,
why are you not getting a callback after you went on a date.
We're going to find out right now. Mandy is getting ghosted by a
girl that she went on a datewith. First off, where was the
date, Mandy? Well, weusually hang out after work because we're not

(01:33:56):
working, but it was that herhouse. Okay, So you guys ended
up going to her house and thedate was at her house and I understand
that. You guys what just dida little cooking and kind of hung out
and had dinner. Yeah, likeit was about like two weeks ago.
I made her dinner at her house. But I thought we had a good
time, and I haven't heard Soyou went over to her house, you

(01:34:18):
made her dinner, and now sheis ghosting you. Yeah, what's the
story. We're going to find outright now. Claire is on the phone
with us. Claire, are youokay with your voice on the radio?
Yeah, that's fun. So Clairesay Hi to Mandy. Hi, Hey,

(01:34:39):
what's the story, Claire? Uh, you guys didn't have a good
time with each other? Or whywould all of a sudden you not be
calling her back? Well, shecame over to make me dinner, and
dinner was nice, but she declinedmy Venmo requench for paying for her half

(01:35:04):
of the meal. She left agiant mess in my kitchen, and she
took all of the leftovers. Ijust I can just tell. It's kind
of rude. Wait. Oh,so you paid for all of the groceries
and all the ingredients for the meal. Yeah, and then I cleaned up

(01:35:26):
after everything in my kitchen was used, and you sent a Venmo request to
get what? Did you want halfof it paid for? Or do you
want all of it paid for?Yeah? No, just have Okay,
So Mandy, Yeah, what's thestory I just did? That's kind of
I think that's kind of rude though, to ask me for half of it.

(01:35:48):
I mean, I cooked the wholething, and you guys didn't talk
about splitting the cost beforehand. Iassume no, not at all. So
you so you did the cooking,she provided the food, she asked you
to pay for half of it.You just completely blew that off. But
also she paid for the food.Did you really pack up the stuff and

(01:36:08):
bring it all home with you?Yeah? Because think I made it?
Did take our tupperware to night?Is never half line or you know,
like it just seems really immature andrude, and I just I just can't

(01:36:29):
deal what what went on besides themaking of the dinner. So you guys
go over, you hang out,Mandy, do you guys do you guys
get romantic with each other at all? Do you guys cass hole? You
know? Yeah, we had agood time. We watched a movie afterwards.
I mean, we had a goodtime. I thought it was a
good time. I left it feelinggood. I hope she did, but

(01:36:54):
like so she when when she left, When Mandy left, Claire, you
felt good about the date until Igot into the kitchen and realized that everything
was a complete mess and then hadto clean up. And I don't know,
it was just like it didn't feellike an even split of anything.

(01:37:16):
And I like, I'm an oldersibling and I just felt like I was
cleaning up after my younger siblings.Yeah, but here's the thing, Like
I cook, you clean, Likethat's fifty fifty. You guys have already
been married for a time. Iknow it sound like, thanks, well
you expect me to come over,cook everything, clean everything? Yeah?

(01:37:41):
Why do I Why do I feellike this is not an episode of Second
Date Update? But am I thea hole right now? And asking the
question? Is Mandy the a holefor for what she's uh she's doing?
I want to ask the listeners thisquestion. Eight four four Mojo Live eight
four four six sixty five six fivefour eight. You just heard their story
layout. Mandy went over to Claire'splace on a first date to make food

(01:38:04):
for her that Claire purchased, butMandy took the left over his home and
didn't clean up after herself. Ido think though, she is in the
wrong for not paying her share ofthe Venmo. Like if someone Venmo requests
you and you decline it, Ifeel like that is so rude. Yeah,
that's kind of spitty. But Claire, I feel like you could have

(01:38:25):
also spoken up, like you knewyour kitchen was a mess unless you live
in a mansion and you don't,and you don't pass it on the way
out the door. And you alsosaw her take the tupperware, So if
you didn't speak up and say,wait, I want half of that or
that's my stuff for you know,I feel like that part is on you.

(01:38:45):
Maybe I don't feel like I shouldhave to say, hey, can
you leave me half of the foodthat I paid all of it for?
But if you are still thinking aboutit today and it upset you that much,
you saw her work out the doorwith it, what I'm just saying
is, why didn't you just sayto her like, hey, can you
leave half? Can you leave halffor me? Like? I don't think
that's bad to say. I thinkit didn't bother me as much at first,

(01:39:09):
Like I didn't realize how much itbothered me until the more I thought
about it, it was like,no, that's yeah. I didn't even
get to enjoy any leftovers. LikeAmanda wants to comment on this, Amanda,
what are your thoughts? You don'tget to enjoy the leftovers if you

(01:39:30):
don't like her enough to not worryabout it she cooked for you. If
you like somebody enough that it doesn'tmatter what they do, you're gonna like
them either way. So I thinkshe's just looking for an excuse. Who's
looking for the excuse? Claire's lookingfor the excuse. Yes, Claire Claire
whose house it was, that wasa mess? Interesting, So you think

(01:39:51):
if she liked her more, shewould have had no problem with even pain
for the food too. And ifyou're inviting somebody over to your house,
you're responsible for feeding them, notthem. Yeah, wow, that's day.
That's interesting. Why Ross, whatare your thoughts? My thoughts are
it was? It seems like itwas the first date, right, Yes,

(01:40:12):
it was first date. Yeah,so it should be fifty to fifty.
You can't just not pay for anything, just cook, leave a mess
and take it all. Yeah,so you think that Mandy's in the wrong
for basically going over there and allshe did was cook the cook cooking.
Really really, it's honestly you that'sprobably both participated in some way. Yeah,

(01:40:36):
it's that's a lot. So it'slike seventy twenty five, seventy five.
I can only imagine by the waythat everything was really nice and romantic.
At the beginning of the night,you guys are sitting around with wine
glasses while you know, Mandy's doingall the cooking, and then at the
end of the night you go intothe kitchen and it's it's a complete mass
you're like, oh my god,this is horrible. This really is like

(01:40:57):
an old married couple. Hair.What's up, Daisy? How you doing?
H Hi? How's it going good? What do you think? I
genuinely a whole situation is a littleweird, but like, I don't think
that it was wrong for her toask for a half because even though she
cooked, like all the leftovers weretaken home and she had to clean up

(01:41:18):
the mess. Yeah, the firstmistake was like not cashing out who should
be doing what? Like if theyalready knew she was planning to buy this
up and the other girl was goingto come cook it, it sounds to
me Mandy and Claire. It soundsto me the only thing you guys worked
out was that Claire was gonna orMandy was going to be doing the cooking.

(01:41:39):
Yeah, and that was it.That's pretty much it. Yeah,
the leftover part upsets Charlotte too.Charlotte, what do you think? So?
I definitely feel like Mandy did kindof pay her part. She used
her own gas and make it overto Claire's house and gas doesn't keep these
days, So the fact that theydecided it was going to be at her

(01:42:00):
house, you already paid for gas, he already made her way over there,
he cooked the food. The onlything that I don't like is that
she did take all of the leftovershome without asking if Claire wanted Eddie,
if you would have been if youdidn't pay for any of it doesn't make
a difference. If you're the onethat put all the work into it and
had to pay for your gas togo over there, you shouldn't be taking
leftovers home. But is that whyyou go somebody over leftover? I just

(01:42:24):
I definitely don't think they should havebeen fed. You're gonna use gas no
matter where I'll go, though,But I think that what it was to
me for Claire is it's one thingafter the other after the other. Yeah,
And like the previous caller said,you know, if she looked at
her and said she was you knowfine, And I don't want to be

(01:42:45):
without her, you know what Imean? Like, there's obviously not an
attraction that you have, right Claire. Yeah, I mean, I just
don't want to have to haggle withsomeone over you know, doing stuff like
but but are but are you attractedto Mandy? Because if you were attracted
to her, I would clean theiryou know, their dirty you know,

(01:43:08):
feet off of the floor like forthem, you know what I mean,
Like I would do whatever it took. I mean, I'm sorry you're so
thirsty, but all right, maybethat is a problem with me. All
right, Well, but I'm saying, if you're attracted to somebody, you
put up with a lot of crapbefore you all of a sudden say no,
way, right, I guess yeah, but I think I hit my

(01:43:31):
limits. Okay, all right.By the way, what did you make
Mandy? Because of let's see,let's see if it was worth it.
What kind of meal did you make? It was a roast with potatoes and
carrots. It was awesome. Youmade her clean the crock pot on the
other girls said all right. Seconddate updates, the Dirty on the thirty

(01:44:00):
date update and more of the roses. This is Mojo in the Morning,
Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on thethirty coming up next down the Mojo in
the Morning Show and update you guyson Dad's weekend that I had with Luke.
I actually ran into a ton oflisteners this weekend in East Lansing.
We got a lot of people thatlistened to this radio program. It's actually

(01:44:21):
very very flattering. The only problemis it's not very exciting to run into
you at times, like in thebathroom when I was paying and somebody was
like, Mojo's in the toilet andwanting me to do an airhorn while I'm
paying. All right, we'll talkabout that in the second. But first,
Shannon with the dirty on the thirty. What he got Shannon Scotty Scheffler

(01:44:41):
picked up the green jacket at theMaster's yesterday, this stardom confirmed. He
then vowed to get home in timefor another big gift, a baby.
He had to leave his wife,Meredith in Texas while he headed to augusta
of play. She's expecting the couple'sfirst baby literally any day now, so

(01:45:02):
I know. He facetimed her brieflyafter the Winds she was watching in Dallas,
and then last night, late lastnight, took a private jet to
get home. He's the number onegolfer in the world. Scottie Scheffler.
Watch out for this guy. Thisguy is so good, very marketable guy.
He said going into this tournament thatif his wife went into labor at

(01:45:23):
any point during the tournament, nomatter if he's leading it and going on
to the eighteenth hole, he wouldleave out early and go because he said
he did not want to miss thebirth of his first child. I love
that about him. I don't loveit was that amazing. Yeah. Yeah,
I've got a question though, becauseI didn't like, I don't want
golf. And I saw clips thismorning of them reviewing it, and it
had all the guys in the greenjackets sitting behind him for like a presentation.

(01:45:46):
If you're like Tiger Woods, right, and you have won the Masters.
I don't know how Tiger did yesterday, but let's assume you came in
second. You just sit there andlike, watch somebody else get their jacket
in front of me. Yeah,but I think you think you're already got
a few hanging up. Yes,yeah, yeah. And they said,
because it's like the it's Golf's superBowl, and when you win that jacket,

(01:46:11):
forever, you are now in themat in Augusta's uh you know,
Clay, like you can play inthat tournament anytime you want to. Oh
really, yeah, I know that. So once you once you win,
you're always in the tournament. Huh. Yeah. Jelly Roll has already lost
more than seventy pounds as he preparesto participate in a five k next month.
You Calvium mill Boy's convinced me,sorry about this, has been playing

(01:46:32):
with my dond that I could makeit to the five k by May if
I dedicated myself to it. Ibelieve him. I believe in myself.
Five K by May, baby,five K by May. I'm in Bert
Okay, seventy down plans on losinganother one hundred pounds. Do you know
what he's doing, by the way, like to train. He's running or

(01:46:54):
walking two to three miles a day, four to six days a week,
twenty to thirty minutes in the saunain six minutes, a cold pluned every
single day. And he's eating healthyand hey, what's up y'all? This
is Jelly Rowland. You're listening toMojo in the morning. The executor of
OJ Simpson's estate said he wants thefamilies of Nicole Brown, Simpson and Rod

(01:47:14):
and Goldman to receive none zero ofthe thirty three and a half million dollars
they were awarded decades ago. MisterSimpson has IRS debt. There's IRS debt
that's going to be out there.Don't want to go into any more about
it. But it's substantial and thena host of other credit is anyone,
there's going to be a notice tocreditors. So that's a part of the
process. Those judgments that you talkabout, they're just not on my radar.

(01:47:38):
Yeah. Malcolm Laverne is an attorneyfor OJ's estate and he said,
it's my hope that Goldman's get zero. I will do everything in my capacity
to ensure that they get nothing.By the way, Yeah, everybody was
talking about oj over over the weekend. It was wild in our conversation that

(01:47:59):
we had about Oja on Friday,which you got to go back and listen
to the podcast Did OJ really do? It? Was one of our most
listened to podcasts that we had allof last week. The only thing that
beat it in podcast listenership was theTuesday War of the Roses where KP was
talking to the creepy dude, rememberthat, the guy that was the porn
star you know, lover. Sothat was pretty wild our podcast last week.

(01:48:24):
Tuesday, we had the highest podcastlistening and listening uh on the iHeartRadio
app that we've ever had in thehistory of until three hundred gyms podcast in
Gym. Lastly, the Man whobecame famous for his wife toopping off his

(01:48:47):
penis. His name is John Bobbitt. Oh my, you shopping? I
heard a different word. I waslike, no, he now he has
no toes. If you if youdon't know the story, okay, so
was it John wayn Bobby? Ithink that was John Way. Mobbit gains
notoriety after his ex wife, Lorraineand Bobbitt, accused him of abusing her

(01:49:11):
and it led to this very highprofile trial where she was found not guilty
by reason of insanity. But yeah, she chopped off his junk. Well,
now he's got no toes. Helost his toes due to contaminated water
at Camp La June. He wasexposed to the bad water while stationed at
the Marine Corps base back in theeighties. That exposure caused nerve damage,
leading recently to all of his beingamputated. So he see those commercials yes

(01:49:36):
all the time? Wow. Yeah, it's like a class action or whatever.
I'm glad he lost his why becausehe abused her? Yeah, it
was horrible. He was bad.He needs to lose his fingers and everything
else after this whole thing. Forall of Today's Dirty listened to the podcast

(01:49:57):
on the iHeartRadio app or mojim inthe Morning doc this is something in the
Dirty on the thirty. This isnot our podcast. Now at Mojo in
the Morning dot com, it's Mojoin the Morning. So I this weekend
I did Dad's Day with Luke forhis fraternity go ahead, Keva Kai every
time, every time anybody started talkingand they said theta kai. In my

(01:50:20):
head I heard Kev's voice saying kai, and it was one of the coolest
things I've ever done. I lovedspending time with my baby. Luke is
the coolest to hang out with.He is. I say this about all
of my boys. They're fun togo one on one with, and then
they're great when they're all three together, and the three of them are like

(01:50:41):
so good with each other. Butit was cool to be able to go
and see him in his element withthese fraternity brothers of his. I did
not understand fraternities. I actually wastrying to convince him not to do a
fraternity, not understanding how much forbeing in a fraternity or sorority really enables
you your your you know, freshmanyear, you know, whatever year you're

(01:51:04):
going to school, to make theschool so much smaller because you're going to
a school that is as big asMichigan State, and now you've just made
it go down from thirty plus thousandpeople that are there down to the couple
hundred people that are now your closestbrothers in the world. And then you

(01:51:25):
become friends with all the girls atthe sororities and the sisters and all that
stuff. So I got a chanceto actually become, you know, close
with the dads that were there,and it was really cool to meet some
of these dads who you know,I'm his fraternity has kids from San Francisco,
Chicago, Virginia, Boston, youknow that place known as Ohio,

(01:51:48):
and they they have all these they'veall these kids from all over the place,
like dad, Oh, their dadsall came. It was unbelievable.
These dads all traveled in from differentplaces. We golfed on Saturday morning,
we went back to the fraternity house. If the mothers only saw what it
looked like, they would have beendevastated. It was the dirtiest, freaking
the thing I've ever seen in mylife. Megan was so right in saying,

(01:52:11):
Mom's you know day. She hadsaid this on Friday in the show.
When we were talking about it,Mom's day is definitely in the fall,
because that's when the house is thecleanest, and then Dad's day is
the spring, when the house isjust a pig style. You're right,
You're right, I got it.Luke showed me Luke's gonna live in the
house next year, and Luke showedme the room that he's hoping to get,
which could quite possibly be the hardestroom that we're gonna have to try

(01:52:33):
to move into because it's like thenarrow hall all the way up to the
very very top in the attic,so to speak. I felt like it.
I don't know if you guys haveever seen in the movie Animal House,
but there's a classic movie Animal House. I felt like I was John
Belushian Animal House. I was raringand ready to go, and then I
felt that I was thinking of WillFerrell's old school and I was ready to

(01:52:56):
go streaking in the quad. Didyou do another keg Stands? I did
not, but I left that upto h I left that up to a
dad from Rochester who I met thatwas very very cool, that that was
awesome to uh to talk to.He did the keg stand he actually is
a foreigner. Was a former uhthe Kaiu fraternity brother le Yeah, he

(01:53:21):
did legacy. It was cool.So yeah, I don't even know.
I was in a broadcasting school.We didn't have we would have if we
had fraternities. It would be abunch of geeks hanging around hooking up things
to a Yamaha speaker, So wewe went to the fraternity house. They
barbecued for us raw burgers. Isaw these kids bringing out like packets of

(01:53:46):
meat the you know that they boughtat Kroger, and they're like patting the
burgers. After the kids are like, you know, I'm like thinking,
man, if I don't get COVID, I'm getting lysteria, you know what
I mean. It was unbelievable.They tapped the keg and I'm not a
beer drinker because I got a glutenallergy. And thank god Joel Shambury,

(01:54:06):
you remember Jenny Shambery used to workhere. Jenny's son, Tye, is
a Theta Kai brother of Luke's,one of his big brothers, and Joel
was there with Tye. Joel doordashed bourbon to the house and all of
a sudden, this kid was walkingup with a bag of bourbon. I'm
like, Joel, you're a master. I love it. So we all

(01:54:29):
hung out with each other and itwas so much fun. We then went
to Harper's and we had our ownlittle spot on a patio which was like
a private area. But here's thepart that I wanted to bring up.
And I only saw one dad.Let's do this, and I'm gonna call
the guy out because I saw dadsthat bought tray's worth of shots for the
kids. I saw dads that werebuying, like I think I bought like
twelve rounds that day. I lookback at my credit card, I think

(01:54:51):
I honestly spent five hundred bucks onbooze at Harper's. And then we went
to eat afterwards to what's the Mexicanplace called alas Tech or something like that.
Oh, that place was so good. So I saw one dad who
didn't understand that I would have beenexactly you if it wasn't that. I

(01:55:12):
was on the radio and there arethese things called phones, because I saw
people videotaping everybody, like, youcan't do it, and let me.
This is a message to anybody that'sin college or high school or whatever.
Put your phones away, because thisis what gets you in trouble. Back
when I was in school, I'mgoing to tell you this, we didn't
have these, and guess what wedid exactly what you're doing. We never

(01:55:33):
got in trouble because we didn't havepeople documenting it. There was a dad
that was like dancing with the girlsand like the co eds and stuff,
and he was like basically making itrain with everybody, and all I kept
seeing was his son basically trying topull him back a little bit. And
I'm watching it the whole time,thinking to myself, this is a great

(01:55:54):
topic for Monday Morning Show. Haveyou ever had to parent your parent?
Have you ever had your parent goso crazy partying wise that you had to
be the person to tuck them inand put them to bed or maybe take
care of them because the next morningthey got a little crazy. And I
saw this dad at the time whenI probably had a little too much of

(01:56:15):
Joel Shembry's bourban, and I'm like, I'm pulling back. I gotta stop
this because I don't want I stayedat the hotel at the Graduate Hotel.
I didn't want Luke to have totuck me in bed at night. Could
you imagine would be Luke and allof his buddies taking me back to the
hoteiss on your forehead? Can IDad? I think here's your room eight

(01:56:36):
oh one. I'll see you inthe morning, pops. I'm like,
oh my god. I like keptthinking to myself, was I'm going to
be that dad? And I didnot want to do that, but I
wanted to know if any of ourlisteners have ever had to parent their parent
where their parent got a little toocrazy and u and ended up partying just

(01:56:57):
a little too hard. I feltso bad for this poor guy because I
know the next morning that poor bastardwoke up with probably twelve heads. He
probably won a lot of videos inhis text messages. Oh, I don't
know. And honestly, I feltthis is the part that I felt the
worst about with him. All Ikept thinking to myself was is he going

(01:57:23):
to be proud of what he didthe next day? Or is he going
to the next day go. Idon't think I'm coming the next year's Dad's
day. I would. I wasa little bit worried about him. When
you're scared to check your texts forphotos and videos, never you're not proud.
Yeah, that's never the takeaway.I'm always got to check those in

(01:57:44):
stories first thing in the morning.What did I post it is? It's
one of those Luke showed me,so I guess the week prior was Mom's
Day for the sororities. They hadone of the sororities had a Mom's Day,
and Luke showed me video of himdancing with somebody else's mom, some
some girl's mom, and this momwas like all over Luke, And I

(01:58:08):
ain't gonna tell you that I'm toosad about it. I thought it was
Actually she was kind of an attractivemom. She was definitely very, very
hot. But I'm wondering if hismom knows that those videos are out there,
there's a there's a video out there. Have you have you guys ever,
have you guys ever had to dothis? Like my dad was not
my dad. I only remember himdrunk, really drunk one time, and

(01:58:30):
I remember it was midday drinking,like he was like beautiful day, like
yesterday, and he was out drinkingand it went to his head too far,
you know, too much, andhe missed dinner and we're like,
hey, where's Dad, And we'relike, let him sleep. What's going
on? I mean, I don'tknow if I got that. I don't
have any crazy But y'all know mydad. Y'all see my dad. He

(01:58:51):
likes to have a good time.Your dad is charming. We met him
for the first time on Friday.Yeah, he's flirty. Have you ever
have you ever had? Have youever been? Have you ever been in
a point where you get embarrassed byyour props show? Oh? Really?
My dad likes to have a greattime. He enjoys himself to the fullest.
And there have been moments. Yeah, I remember one time he showed

(01:59:14):
up to one of Josiah's parties fadedlike I'm talking about, like we had
Chuckie cheese, bro, Like,this ain't the time for that. It's
not it's not the time for that. Yeah, yeah, have a conversation.
But actually, isn't it because it'scheese? No? Not that jo
live a four four six six fivesix five four eight Mal. We're talking

(01:59:35):
about having the parents the parents?What's up? Yeah, me and my
brother was drinking Jamaican web. Somy father in law wanted to you know,
hey, what is that wait,what is that knowing? Oh,
turn your radio down? Turn turnthe radio down. Okay, I thought

(01:59:55):
you were in the in the truckwith that. Uh then what's going on?
Yeah? My way to work rightman. So long story short,
he got a little too drunk andfell off the bacony of the porch.
Who didn't failing to you know themsticky bushes that's about an inch and a
half long, that's a little thick. Oh jeez, this is your dad.

(02:00:17):
He fell in there when they rippedhis whole top lip off and didn't
think nothing of hero. When hegot up, his whole lip top lip
was ripped, ripped open. Hewas talking. I love it. I'm
not saying. What did he soundlike when he talks? Laughing while he

(02:00:43):
was talking? Oh my dad,he had to get thirty eight inches across
his lips. Oh jeez, I'mproud of you, dad. You make
your room ever again. Thanks forthe call, man, Jeffrey. What's
happening? Yeah? My father alwaystold me you don't have to straight.

(02:01:04):
They have a good time. AmI not right? And what did he
do? He got hammered and wehad to help him in the bed home.
Do as I say, not asI do? Right, yep,
yes, sir, that's the greatestyou got to love when you got to

(02:01:25):
actually lift Dad's legs into the bed. Like that's all I get picturing was
that if I was going to keepon drinking like I was doing, like
Luke's gonna have to be all right, you get his arms. You know,
they're putting me to bed. He'slike hanging out with his best buddies.
Uh, you know John Reese anduh and Brian Lopez and you know
Zach Stagmeier, and they're like Ionly kept thinking to myself, as these

(02:01:46):
kids are going to be carrying myass home. I was their fifth and
sixth grade basketball coach. Now they'reputting me in a tub in the bathroom
of the hotel. What's up?Hunter High? Hey, are you doing
good? What's going on? Good? Uh? No, I just wanted
to call and tell my uh mydad. When I was young, When
I was younger, my dad would, uh, he would walk around.

(02:02:11):
He would walk around with just withjust with just his underwear on, and
we would walk up you know,I would walk upstairs and he would just
be like, oh hey, justall nonchalant, like there's no big deal
walking around. Now. They hadto be boxers, right, they were
they were not boxers, No theywere. They were not brief, they're

(02:02:32):
tidy whities, but they were grayusually drunk or was he just doing it
to do it? No, that'sjust my dad doing tesay. Don't ever
bring dates over to the house whendad's walking around like that. Uh,
Selena, you had to actually parentyour mom? Oh my god, well

(02:02:54):
I didn't. Actually. I meanshe went to my bath word at party
like ten years ago, and sheended up getting so drunk that she told
me that she she passed out onmy grandma's front lawn. Oh my,
oh my god, we're all toolit and she uh yeah, she ended

(02:03:15):
up passing out somewhere. Did youjust leave her sit there and then when
people walk by, you just gothat's my mom probably would have. I
was there. Yep. Oh man, thank you for the call. I
appreciate it. Take care of yourself. Yeah. Yeah. By the way,
she's invited to Megan's Bachelor to makesure she comes to that. One

(02:03:39):
last one, Christina, how areyou? How are you? Good?
Yours? Was having to parent yourmom, not after alcohol, but after
after we after we So she hadlike a ton of cancers and she had
a bone cancer one time, andafter they removed it and everything, she
couldn't couldn't have the medicine that theygave her, so like me and my

(02:04:01):
best friend gave her a one thousandmilogram of PhD. God wait what why?
Because she was like in a lotof pain and like she couldn't do
anything, Like she was just likekind of miserable and like she she would
like try like edibles here and there, like just like a little bite and
it would be fine. But likeshe was in so much pain that we
figured like and she agreed to ittoo. Like I didn't like sneak it

(02:04:25):
to her or anything she didn't like, but she was agreed to. You
hate your mom, no, youknow, the poor lady needed to be
without pain cancer. You don't goto anybody else thousand thousand. It was
okay, but she was like shewas like freaking out. I was like
using the bathroom and her boyfriend waslike hanging up clothes in the closet.

(02:04:45):
We're like in separate rooms, andlike when I came into her room,
she was like, I heard youguys talking. She's like, I'm not
going on that walk. She's like, you guys are not going to kill
me. Today, and like Iended up having to like weze a bunch
of lemons and oranges and stuff likegive her heart, had her like throw
up like a flutyboat to make herthink that she wasn't high anymore. It
was like, really, oh my, so she was hallucinating from all that.

(02:05:08):
It was hallucinating off of weed.It was crazy. Oh man,
you know what, you battle cancerlike that, you can take whatever you
want, you can. Yeah,she's a poor lady. Oh man fifty
once it's all god, you're ohmy god, it's Mojo in the Morning
Show. We have in just alittle bit of a chance for you to

(02:05:29):
come to our hotel hookup party,So get ready for that. That's on
the way and just a little bit. We went on Friday to Kev's surprise
party and it was cool to haveeverybody in. Mike and Ali even drove
in from Grand Rapids looking awesome,and Mike did something very very interesting.
Sometimes Mike needs to be like toldeverything that's going on because he doesn't catch

(02:05:50):
on to hints. But Mike,for some reason was really into the idea
of going to the casino. AndI blame Zach from our show, our
executive producer. He's a bad influenceon you. But he was just like
he was down, which was Ithink the most exciting part is like he
was down for whatever that night,cause like after the so we stayed for

(02:06:11):
the after party and we hung outat Kevin's after party and we were drinking
and we're having fun. We're havinga great time. And Ali and I
had planned to go to Astronomicon thenext night, but we had also planned,
you know, to hang with Kevin, you know, for the night,
and then we didn't have kids,so we're like, well, maybe
we'll just go out afterwards too,unless this goes super late and then we'll
just go back to the hotel.At some point in the night, Zach

(02:06:33):
and I do start like betting onrandom things and it becomes like fun,
we're betting. I don't remember everythingwe bet on. It was people's names,
oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, what song is playing?
Nice? It was fun. Yeah. So then I'm like, you
know what we should do, Let'sgo to the casino. And Zach is

(02:06:56):
is that guy who's like, yeah, let's go to the casino. Let's
go. And I'm like yeah,So even like when Wes walked in the
door. I barely said hi tohim. I said, Hey, you
want to go to the casino?Like I was jacked to go to the
casino? Yeah. Yeah, youguys, we're gonna go home, go
home. We gotta go home.This was after after party. This is
the after after and uh So Ilook over to Ali and I'm like,

(02:07:20):
Ali, let's go to the casino. And she immediately she gives me a
look and I again, I'm terribleat hints or signs, like you have
to just flat out tell me.I will not get it. You have
to flat out tell me. Shelooks at me and she gives me a
look and I can't tell what thelook is. And I'm like, put,
it'd be fun. And she's like, no, let's just go back

(02:07:41):
to the hotel. And I'm like, no, no, no, come
on, like we're we we gotno kids for the night, let's go
and she goes, no, let'sgo back to the hotel, and I
said, what is wrong? I'mlike, well, why wouldn't you want
to go out? This is likewe rarely go out with everybody, Like,
let's go out, Mike, let'sgo back to the hotel. And
then she looks over his Zach andshe goes, no, it's my time
tonight. Oh wow, I lovethat. That sounds like a nice one.

(02:08:07):
Then well, still at this point, I'm like, I pull ali
aside. I'm like, what isgoing on? What is wrong? It
seems like, Mike, we needto go back to the hotel. We
don't have kids tonight. And Iwent, oh, I see, but
what if we still go to thecasino for a little bit. Mike just
wasn't getting the hint at all.By the way, at that moment right

(02:08:30):
there, I would call for theuber and I would have been I would
have been at the hotel waiting forher if that was me. I'm just
an idiot. So I'm very honest. So it's funny because Mike, usually
you are one that picks up onsome clues when it comes to, you
know, being able to have aloone time with your wife, because you
guys got the young kids that youdon't get a lot of a loane time,

(02:08:50):
a lot of time away from them. I'm surprised that you didn't look
at Hey, we're heading out oftown. We got a hotel room this
weekend, and I'm going to begetting myself some so all of a sudden
you kind of lost that a littlebit, you lost the idea. Well,
see, the thing was is Iwanted to I thought we could do
both. Like I thought we couldgo out for a couple hours to the
casino. And I think she knowsthat. Like once I get a like

(02:09:13):
an idea in my head like that, like I'm down for, but then
it becomes the whole adventure. Yeah, it's not just going to the casino.
Then we're going to go out toeat afterwards, and then we're going
to go do this, and thenwe would just get to the hotel and
fall asleep. And she was deadset on getting back to that hotel.
Eight for for Mojo Live eight forfour six six five six' five four
eight. What was it that youwere going to choose to do over sex

(02:09:35):
because you didn't realize that, youknow, here was your opportunity, Mike
was going to choose to go tothe casino with Zach. Why do you
say it like that? A,I can't. I can't think of any
other thing that I would want todo less and then go to the casino,
the casino I do with Zach.Of all, bike was like four

(02:09:56):
for four though on our side.He was feeling very lucky, but he
didn't think he was going to getthat lucky. And then it just went
over okay, So his so hisluck, his luck was going to not
pay off with getting lucky with uhwith his beautiful wife. It was going
to be paid off with going withbecause he was on a roll at that
particular moment. I thought we couldall go and it would be fun,

(02:10:18):
like it would be like an adventure. Yeah, I don't know. Well,
I'm going to tell you this.I your wife was your wife first
off, was hungry because we wereall waiting for Cavin Cherrell to show up.
And I remember that at one pointI looked over at her and I
said, you know, they gotgreat nachos at this place. You want
to go to the bar and goget nachos. And we almost got up
before Calvin Cherrell showed up for thesurprise, and we're going to go to

(02:10:41):
the to the bar because they wereyou guys were serving keV cocktails to us
at the beginning of the night.But we were all waiting for you to
show up so we could eat thatfood I wanted. I didn't know that
the food was already out I wouldhave been going up to the food if
I knew that Simon was fired.Cammon was so speaking of it. It

(02:11:01):
was fire. It was firecracker Salmonright, it was so so good.
Can we also talk about you doingyour very famous Mojo Houdini poof one moment
there the next moment he is nowhereto be found. But here, No,
here's the problem. I walked intothe night, and when I walked
into the night, I said heyto everybody before I walked over to your

(02:11:22):
table. It took me an hourto get to your to get to the
morning show table that we had,because I talked to everyone at Cav's family
members and friends. If I saygoodbye, it's gonna take me an hour
the place to say goodbye. Thatwas one of the bets too, is
like how we knew exactly when youwere going to leave, and I forget
the time. We bet on it, but we bet on that and I

(02:11:43):
got it. It was it wasit was the call letters or the frequency
nine fifty five. I was outof there. I had twelve people waiting
for my parking spot at that placeis plat was going. I had to
park that. That's how it alwaysis there is it really on the weekends,
it's like the all us on thatplace uptown, right. They told

(02:12:03):
me that people were trying to getin our party though like that it was
that much of a fun part time. People like saying, we want to
go in that room. What's inthat room? Oh, man, Chris,
what's going on? We're talking abouthow Mike was going to choose the
casino over Sacks. What's happening?So I just want to start off with
Mike. I'm stupid too. Idon't get the signs either. So I

(02:12:24):
was with my girlfriend and her parentsthis one time. We were supposed to
go back to our hotel room.You know she wanted She was just telling
me, Hey, we're just gonnasneak off. We got this moment too.
They want to go watch a movie. Well, I wanted to go
see the movie. Didn't pick upthe signs, and I went and watched
the movie. Ended up breaking upwith me that night, and we ended
up leaving the vacation early and herparents stayed on the trip. What was

(02:12:48):
the movie that you had to gosee? It was the Venders movie thee
Where were you guys on vacation?Where was the destination. So we were
just in Traverse City. We wereall right, because I was gonna say,
if like, you're on like somebeautiful like Punta something wherever, if

(02:13:13):
you're somewhere like that, and allof a sudden, you're choosing going to
watch a movie over your your girlfriend. So she broke up with you because
you didn't You didn't take her backto the room and do dirty things to
her. Yeah, she was kindof getting irritated with the fact that I
never got there. You have herphone number. We'd like to center up
with Zach through my phone book.That's the kind of girl you want to

(02:13:39):
date. Any girl, by theway, they will say you didn't have
sex with me and chose a movieover me, I'm leaving you even with
my parents. Speaking of Zach,we were Zach and I were having a
conversation yesterday at the game, andI told him that we need to figure
out a girl for him to bringto hotel hookup. But not one we're

(02:14:00):
gonna bring. We're going to nominatefive girls potentially that Zach could have a
hotel hookup with, because one outof five's at least got to, you
know, end up sticking to thewall anybody home. No, No,
He's got five girls that he wouldlike to, you know, possibly be
with. We bring them to oneof our parties as an opportunity, right

(02:14:20):
yeah, yeah, I mean mychances would go up significantly you bring them
there. You're up on stage,you're hanging out and Zach Fromojo in the
morning. You know, Hey,there's Zach. You know, the odds
are good. Speaking of that,Lydia, let's get people that want to
come to the hotel hookup right noweight four to four Mojo Live eight four
four six six five six five foureight. A hotel hookup is on May

(02:14:43):
the tenth. It's at the CambriaHotel and beautiful downtown Detroit. Cambrio's brand
new. It's awesome and you'll havea chance to come party with us,
and then we should do that.Maybe we'll do that a little bit with
Zach. I know that we aregiving you a chance to go on a
blind date to Vegas. We're goingto be You're taking me to Pace.

(02:15:03):
We're doing a Love is No notwith you, not at all, Maybe
with Meghan and love is blind withMeghan. If you don't get on,
love is blind by the time thatthis happens if you get you know,
any bad news, can we doyou I Love I Love is blind with
one of our guys. Yeah,no, absolutely, I'm so pissed.
I still haven't heard back from producers. I am too. It's like the

(02:15:24):
typical time frame apparently from first auditionor like resume filling out, like the
form or whatever, to the firstcontact is anywhere from like three to four
weeks and until they done like twoand a half. So well in the
next week, I bet, Ihope. So Okay, I'm telling you,
I think that this is uh,this is going to be good.
Yeah, you're do we know anybodythat works there that you could like apparently

(02:15:45):
all of our listeners do, becauseeverybody was tagging this one certain person one
director. Yeah, show yeah,uh Mojoe in the morning show? What's
going on? To call? Howare you could win tickets to go to
the the hotel the hotel hooker party. This is what we're having, the

(02:16:07):
hook up party. Yeah. Shehad a hiccup in the middle of saying
it sounded like she was gonna say, absolutely, Nicole, you want to
come to the party? Yeah?All right? Where are you from?
Roseville? All right? Who doyou think you're gonna bring with you my

(02:16:30):
boyfriend? Oh? Man, Ilike that. Wait, why does it
say on your board here I'll goout with Zach? But then you just
said you have a boyfriend? Whynot? Got to keep open keeper?
Hey, could we have Would youlet Zach be part of a threesome with
you and your boyfriend? Oh?I don't know. That's up to him,

(02:16:52):
not me. That would be wild, Zach? Would you want to
would you want to partake in athreesome with another dude and a girl?
I would you? You know what? Keep an open mind? Why They'll
be like, hey, Zach,can you do us a favorite? Can
you go to the you know kitchenand get us some some snacks? Wrapping?

(02:17:13):
I think I would just dip outat that point that Zach record,
Zach, I just wanted to goto the casino to Delina? You want
to come to the party too?Yes? What's Oh my god? Get
her in? You talk to melike that. I'll be dating you by

(02:17:35):
the end of the night. What'sgoing on, Delena? Hi? How
are you fantastic? Delina? Whydo you is that what you normally sound
like or are you just trying tosound sexy. I don't know. Tell
me where are you from? Whereyou're from? I just want to have
a phone girlfriend. Is there anywaycan somebody? Can somebody call my wife

(02:17:56):
and ask her if it's okay?If I just have Delena call me from
time to time just to say hello, Delena. Who will you be bringing
with you to our party? I'llbring my sister, all right? Does
she have an accent like yourselves?I don't think because she has been in

(02:18:20):
the States for longer, so Idon't think it says but what exotic beautiful
place are you from? Albania?I love Albanian women. You guys are
wonderful. Well, hold on,hold on, Delna, hold on one
seconds. Cousins Sue Lady, askher she's that? Is she cousins with

(02:18:41):
misfit Victor? Probably what's up,Amanda? How is it going, Amanda?
This is one of those days Iwill not remember afterwards. I will
probably go home and I'll go whatjust happened to me? What's going on?
And you want to come to theparty? Oh? Look, the
wife and I need a date nightand this sounds like a black We're having
you bring her hang out with us, have fun with us. I'm open

(02:19:05):
and I think you had it thefirst time. Calling it a hooka party.
You know what it could turn intothat you never know. I don't
know if the cambrio wants that tobe, but maybe maybe that will be
the after party. Are you andyour white friend interested in? Wait?
Maybe Zach wife? You and yourwife dolfha Zac too? No? No,

(02:19:26):
okay? So are you and yourwife down for me? Maggot?
I haven't budded you on Facebook tohave a session many a time. It's
up. By the way, whereare you on Instagram? Oh? You
know what? I just made anInstagram for the new company that I'm running.

(02:19:48):
It's called Vesper Motorsports of the truckSports. Are they Vesta scooters?
Yes? I love those things.By the way, I look like a
lesbian on one of those. It'samazing cleaning on Moso. Absolutely. People
see me and they asked me,where's where's my wife? Hang out?

(02:20:11):
Hang on one second, we're gettingyou into the party. Hold on one
second, Alex, we're getting youinto the party too. What's up,
Alex? I'm dad by what youjust said about what's going? Who are
you bringing with you to the hotelhookup? Party. Are you're going to
ask my friend Lorena, who's alwaysgone for a good time. Marena is

(02:20:35):
Marina down for a good time withour executive audio producer, Zach. I
think Lorena will be done. Lorenagood time with anyone, definitely, Zach
what anyone? You know what,Zach's a great guy. So you got
you'll love him and you'll love allof us. We're looking forward to seeing
you. Okay, no, I'mexcited. I came to the contest for

(02:20:58):
poop on your Oh yeah, yeah, that was good. Yeah, well,
you know what. We look forwardto getting a chance to hang out
with you and spend a little bitmore time that I know. That one
was a little quicker than this,but so it'll be a good time.
May the tenth again. If youwant to go events of Mojo at gmail
dot com, you can send usa quick little note and there are hotel

(02:21:20):
rooms that are at special rate forthat night for Mojo in the Morning listeners.
Just call the Cambria Hotel tell themon May the tenth that you want
a room and say Mojo in theMorning's Hotel hookup and that's your special code
to get a big deal Mojo inthe morning's Dirty on the thirty chinning with
one last look at what's going onin the Dirty on the thirty Here this

(02:21:43):
morning. A few minutes ago,Donald Trump arrived at a New York City
courthouse as his hush money trial kicksoff. Marks the beginning of an event
never before seen in American history.A former president on trial for alleged crimes.
Yeah, which I said, absolutely, it's a scam. It's a
scam. That's not a trial.Yeah. So the case, the case,

(02:22:03):
excuse me, the first of fourcriminal prosecutions against Trump to make it
to trial. He has pleaded notguilty to all of the charges, claiming,
like you just heard, the prosecutionsare part of a plot by his
political opponents aimed at keeping him fromretaking the White House. Now, imagine
being one of the more than fivehundred potential jurors to show up at this
courthouse and then you figure out thatthat's the trial that you might be selected

(02:22:28):
for. It's interesting because he isbeing forced by the court that he has
to be there every day, Sohe has to be in New York City
every day of this trial, meaninghe cannot be out on the campaign trial.
Our campaign trail campaigning, which isvery interesting because he talks about election
interference and stuff, and I alwaysthought that that was just a bunch of

(02:22:52):
you know, hubbub, whatever thatword is. But it is interesting that
you cannot campaign for the entire timethis trial goes on, and who knows
how long this trial is going togo on. This is the whole Army
Daniels, that stormy and there theywere just listing on Good Morning America a
couple of months ago all of thepotential people that might be called to testify.

(02:23:13):
Obviously, she's on there, likeyou. You know all of the
names that are on that list,just from hearing them so often over the
past couple of years. Morning Americatalked about how every day the Secret Service
is going to have him take adifferent route to UH to go to the
you know, UH courthouse that Robertde Naro's filming his Netflix special right there.

(02:23:35):
They made the Netflix people they hadto move their their place that they
were filming because they did not wantthat right out in front of the courthouse
because of a security risk. Sothe Secret Service was able to actually make
them move the filming area. Andthen they talked about how if he does
get found guilty of this, hecannot pardon himself if he should win the

(02:24:00):
twenty twenty four election, because thisis a local trial and not a federal
trial. And as a president,you can only do yourself federally. So
the governor of New York City wouldor New York State would have to be
the person that would pardon you fromthis. Okay, okay. In other
dirty this morning, after Kendrick Lamaraimed at Drake and Ja Cole on Metro
Boomin and futures like that, Drakehas fired back. A disc track about

(02:24:24):
four minutes long surfaced on social mediaon Saturday. Here's part of it.
It's called push up, strop andgive me fifty make it waitty. Let
me need a verse, but aswift. These top sage out, you
bet a job and give them fiftypipsqueak tite down. You ain't in no
Big three says it got you whitenow, Travis got you white now,
Savage got you white down like alabel boy in a school right now.

(02:24:48):
Lots of jabs at Kendrick, includingall of his guest appearances on mainstream pop
songs. You heard Taylor Swift onthere. He also obviously suggests that Kendrick
gaves or gave his earnings to hisformer label, Top Dog Entertainment. So
it's legit if you saw it goingaround this weekend. It's not Ai.
That is Drake, Travis and Taylorspotted at Coachella over the weekend. He

(02:25:09):
was actually they're calling him Superman becausehe just very casually lifted her in the
air at one point in the crowdso that she could see what was going
on out on stage. They hungout in the Coachella crowds, so I
kept seeing videos of people being like, she's just like a set, Like,
no, She's actually not okay.They watched Bleachers performance obviously Jack Antonoff,

(02:25:33):
Taylor Swift's good buddy. They checkedout Ice Spice. They had it
to the ultra exclusive Neon Carnival afterparty. Haley and Justin Bieber there as
well. Also at Coachella, BillieEilish doing a duet with Lana del reye

(02:25:56):
One Stefani reuniting with No Doubt Firstor forming the Nine Years Olivia Rodrigou have
to on stage at one point forthe hour, Random Will Smith crashed day
j Belvin sets. We have aface to face, don't help Beat off

(02:26:18):
Beat and what you Think You sawyou did not see? So don't like
Shadow and Kesha changed the lyrics don'twant to hear song, What'd you Say?

(02:26:41):
Wake Up in the morning and fadinginstead of feeling like k did.
And lastly, Jenna Dwan is demandingsome cash from her ex husband Channing Tatum
because she is making the claim thathe hid earnings from her from the Magic
Mike movie. So Jenna is sayingshe should get some of the earnings since

(02:27:05):
they were still married when the ideafor Magic Mike all of the Magic Mike
movies was being developed. Her attorneysset in court on Friday that Jenna got
a little bit of money, butnot all of the money that she deserves,
so they will be back in courtin May to settle that one.
I wonder what ended up happening withthem. That's like a good old fashioned

(02:27:26):
just divorce trial. Can I playfor you? The three most requested songs
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Dirt directly from the is Mojo inthe Morning's thirty on the thirty It is
the Mojo on the Morning show,keV I asked you this question. I
don't know an hour or so agowhen I was talking about, uh,
you know, Dad's Day, butI asked you, have you ever been
embarrassed by your parents? I metyour dad, so I got to I

(02:28:52):
was able to get everything complete becauseI've known your mom now for some time,
because I met her at your daughter'sand to reveal and your mom is
a character. Your dad's even moreof a characters. Oh my god,
like the two of them. Isee how you got to be who you
are because you are a total personality. You're fun, loving and absolutely you

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know the life of a party.Your two parents are both that way.
Usually they say opposites attract, No, they are almost exactly the same.
They're both entertaining. Both of themgot up to speak and to say some
words about you, and I wasin awe at what both of them said
and the stories they told. AndI'm like, okay, I also see

(02:29:37):
this as where keV gets it from, because you're so great at that.
Thank you, your entire family andall your friends. We met your best
buddy is your cousin to j G? Yeah my best friend, yeah,
yeah, yeah, and so likeit for us, it was like meeting
a celebrity. When he was like, Hi, I'm JG. I'm like
j It was just really cool.Do you get nervous though, when your
family is going up there to talklike you never know, you never know

(02:30:00):
what they're gonna say. And theparty was amazing. I was enjoying the
vibe. I think at this pointthe food was already served and I expected
it to be a party, andthen it turned into a banquet and I
get annoyed when people start talking forever. It was like this thirty minute window.
It's like, we don't eat allof this. But then I started
to get embarrassed because of course,you know your parents are up there,

(02:30:22):
they say how much they love you. You get to talk about all of
these things. And it always happenswith my mom because my dad will kind
of keep it present. He'll sprinklesome past in there, but he's a
present tent speaker. My mom iscompletely in the past, like she's bringing
up everything. And not only isshe bringing up everything from a story perspective,
she's bringing up everything physically. Sonot only is she speaking, but

(02:30:45):
she's bringing poster boards, she's bringingold fat heads from old places. On
my day, she had a newspaperarticle from like nineteen ninety five. You
mean all these things that I tookpictures of to serial? Yeah? Yeah,
what in your hill? Your car? Did your model? After?
That was like a head shot orsomething? Yeah, obviously I don't think

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I got the roll. That shotwas ridiculous. Dude, do you get
You get embarrassed though, when yourmom does this and she she's so proud
of you, like she brings thisstuff out. It's more annoying than anything.
But yeah, why are you walkingaround with poster boards? Oh,
head shots and newspapers? Like whatare we doing? Do you ever like
remember days when your mom would showup at your events, like did you

(02:31:31):
play baseball? Litle league baseball?And stuff like was your mom that mom
at the at the little league game? My mom used to chill the thing
my mom used to go. Mymom used to turn up when I was
in middle school. Okay, mymom she used to limos randomly, like
just for random reasons. And sheused to let all the kids come outside
and sit in the car. Sheused to have these suckers that used to
that was like the greatest suckers allthe time. She used to pass those

(02:31:52):
out, like she used to gocrazy in middle school. Really she was
eight four four Mojo Live eight fourfour six six five six five four eight.
I think every kid has been,at one point in their life embarrassed
by something that their mom or daddid at one of their like little league
games or like a you know,uh, you know, kids parties and
things like that. COV's discussing hismom, and I think it's hysterically funny

(02:32:16):
that your mom pulled in with allthat stuff for him. She pulled out
all those pictures. Here she is, by the way, she's on the
she's making another parents on the showtoday, we're gonna have to put you
on payroll. Kevin, you forgotto tell them about the black bar Mitzvah
that I gave you at the SaintRegions. Wait a second second, you

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had a black bar mitzvah an Africanband African dancers. He was serenaded as
he was with his on at thisparty. She anointed him at this party.
But he had a huge festive affairat thirteen. You know, it

(02:32:58):
was embarrassed about that day. Hewas a top show host at twelve with
you Talk with the Royal Family,and his sister was co host. Kevin
has done many things. Listen,we go, here we go. I
love you. I love you somuch. Yeah, we throw a black
bar. Miss. When I wasthirteens popping, everybody put a What was

(02:33:18):
embarrassing about that day is my momwore something that was like se through.
I swear to God, you dead, Ma, you gotta I'm gonna go
get them pictures today. Mom,you showed off the beauties. Huh oh.
It was a see through, elegantAfrican outfit that everybody loved. I

(02:33:43):
had two sweets for Kevin, thegirl's side in the boy's side. His
whole class was invited to spend thenight. Kevin has been a royal person
in his life. He was calledPrince Kevin. That's right. I'm telling
you. He doesn't he doesn't understandthat. He doesn't understand how lucky he
is. If my mom were alive, I'd be enjoying every minute of this,

(02:34:07):
Kevin. I just wish my dadwould yeah. And Megan's dad is
alive. She just can't get himto say, sit at the table going.
I wish anybody loved us as muchas their entire family loved them.
You know, we got home inWest Coast. I need new children and
new friends. I'm very blessed.Sure, Mom, he doesn't know what

(02:34:31):
he's got. You know he knowsit, but he's so humble. Here's
the thing, Maybe you could youdo me a favor. I'll give you
a bunch of my old pictures thatI have at home. Will you just
carry him around like you're my mother? When I can't get you out of
it, I will carry him around. And I love you so dearly,
Mojoe, I really do. Sincerely, I'm gonna I'm gonna introduce you to

(02:34:54):
everybody. I would say I wouldlike you to meet my mom. You're
gonna show up there, They're gonnago he was adopted something. By the
way, the idea that you hada black bar mitzvah is the most fun
interesting and one too. Are youreally I just said, I just thought
of that? Is that is hystericallyfunny. Yeah, Kevin's first birthday was

(02:35:16):
at McDonald's and I had the teenageNinja Munich Newtant Ninja Turtles there. Yeah,
and Kevin cried. Kevin cried likea little scherial. Journey cried when
they said surprise, Kevin did theexact same thing. By the way,
it was funny keV walks into theroom with Cherrelle in Journey and Journey just

(02:35:39):
it's the first time I ever sawJourney cry. She was so startled by
everybody screaming out surprised. Hey,A listener just text in and asked,
is there any way that Kev's momstill has that dress in which you wear
it to our Mojo's Hotel hook upparty. Well, unfortunately I don't still
have the dress. I had ahouse fire. Oh jee in a year.

(02:36:01):
I just got back in my home, but that dress was destroyed and
I would have worn it might havebeen a little My favorite, by the
way, can I tell you thefunniest was you were not there yet.
You were, you know, withJosiah getting him ready for the party and
in journey, but you were notthere. And Shannon started walking up to

(02:36:24):
every old black woman that was atthat party. She was Kev's mom.
No, okay, let me tellyou what really happened. That is partly
true. There was there was atable next to us, and it had
two older black women and I,you know who. We were sitting in
the corner and I heard one ofthem start speaking and I said, to
the nuggin or is it to Zach, I go, oh, that's got

(02:36:46):
to be Kev's mom, because Ihad never met you before. And then
the other woman started to talk andshe looked a little older too, and
I said, oh, that's gotto be Kev's grandma. His grandma came,
which is amazing because I know she'sill. So I walked over and
I said, you must be coming. I'm in Grandma. They both gave
me the death stare and like,we're his aunties. Wanted to go home,

(02:37:13):
and eires, Hey, my grandma'ssisters stupid wanted to die. By
the way, what your aunt didwith you when she put her hands on
you and she prayed with you.I thought that was honestly one of the
most heartwarming you could get A milliondollars as a as a birthday gift.
That was better than any gift youcould ever get. That was so special.

(02:37:37):
Hey, this guy doesn't understand howgood he has it. And it's
like the movie it's a wonderful life. He needs to not he needs to
have it all taken away so hecan see what his life looks like if
he wasn't you know, Listen,Kevin was the youngest to graduate from six
hours Kevin the youngest graduate. SpectsHoward, look at you? Cool?

(02:38:00):
Yeah? Yes, here's here's whatI want to do. I want you
to be our mother since he doesn'tappreciate you as much as his should.
We love you. I love youtoo, and thank you for accepting me
as you guys. Mother. Thankyou so much. Thank you. We
do ag Yeah, exactly. Andshe's proud of us too. Isn't that

(02:38:24):
amazing? She tried. I amvery proud of you. Guys. All
right, we'll talk to you later. Take care of yourself. All right.
The look on Kevin's face when eitherI say hey, Kev's mom's on
the phone, or or when youwhen your mom even you kind of got
this way. When I got upthere, you looked you look like you
didn't even want me to say anything. I think I was over everybody speaking.

(02:38:48):
It turned into like this forty fiveminute graduation, like look, can
we just eat it? He's likeget like, Zach, you're next,
Zach, why don't you get upthere and say if say a few words,
come on. Shannon had a birthdayparty for Lucy over the weekend,
and I think it's a fabulous birthdayparty because to me, as a kid,

(02:39:11):
I would have loved this. Telleverybody where you had it. So
it was Lucy's idea, and shewanted to do a mall scavenger hunt for
her tenth birthday party, and soI was like, Okay, I think
I can pull this off. Andso I wrote a bunch of clues and
the girls had to go around themall and take pictures with certain things or

(02:39:31):
do certain things, and they gotlittle treats at certain stores and it was
really, really, really fun.Well, you guys know me, I
am very type a and I ama planner. So when I was planning
out this party and the timing ofit and everything like that, I was
like, Okay, we are goingto go to I don't know if I
should say the name of it,but one of the restaurants in the mall

(02:39:52):
for lunch. I'm like, thiswill be the easiest thing, this will
be the easiest way to end theparty. The last hour of the party
will be all of the girls sittingdown for lunch and then and I was
going to bring in cupcakes, youknow, for everybody to sing Happy Birthday
to Lucy. So I knew thatthis restaurant did not take reservations, but
I knew that you could join thewait list online. And so about a

(02:40:13):
half an hour before I wanted tosit down and eat lunch. It was
me, eight little girls and Smith, my kindergartener. He wanted to tag
along really, really badly, sowe let him do that. So about
half an hour beforehand, I joinedthe waitlist on this restaurant's website, and
I about twenty minutes later, Isaid it was going to be half hour

(02:40:35):
perfect. About twenty minutes later,I get an alert that our table is
ready and I'm like, great,so it's just me solo with nine little
ones in the mall. Mind you, what in the f was? I
think, first of all, okay, okay, But so I'm like,
okay, guys, like I heardeverybody. We actually caught the scavenger Hunt
a little bit short because I gota text that our table was ready.
Thank god. We were all starving. We go to the restaurant, I

(02:40:58):
go to the hostess stand and Ishow her the text. I said,
oh, you know, I justgot the text that my table is ready
for Shannon. And she looks atme with this face and goes, oh,
no, it is going to beat least thirty five more minutes.
And I'm like, well, weI but I like put my name in
on the join the wait list thingand you guys just texted me and said

(02:41:18):
the table is ready. And she'slike, oh no, that thing like
doesn't even it's not accurate. Soyou have to join. You have to
put your name on the list here, and it's going to be at least
thirty five minutes. I'm like,you can split us up, you can
do whatever. I'm like, ma'am, it is me and nine children,
like are all starving by the way, Okay, like it has reached to

(02:41:41):
the point in the afternoon, We'relike, we need to sit down all
in one place, and she isjust like, nope, we don't even
use that anymore. To da dayou guys, I did it. I
asked to speak to any manager.Oh, because down that was me.
I was very polite about it.I was so polite because I was starting

(02:42:03):
to I could feel myself starting tolike shake and cry, and I did
not want to cry in front ofthe girls. But I was like so
flustered of what to do then withthese this group in terms of feeding them.
So the manager comes over and he'slike, yeah, we don't really
use this system. I'm like,why didn't let me sign up? They
have it on their website, butthey don't use the system. They don't

(02:42:26):
really use the system at all.It's just not accurate. It's just like
I'm shame. Yes, yeah,So I'm like trying to keep my cool
and I'm trying to be kind becauseobviously I don't want to make a you
know, an idiot of myself infront of a bunch of ten year olds.
So they were not having it.The restaurant was not having it,
and so I'm like, oh mygod, what am I going to do
with these girls? We go upto the food court, but on the

(02:42:48):
way there they did not let melive it down. Dooze, he's not
called the manager and Smith was like, you are such a Karen. You
guys panicked and also pissed. Yeah, here's a great question. How did
they send you a text? Idon't know. I actually took like a

(02:43:11):
screenshot of it as I walked outof the restaurant because I'm like, nobody's
gonna believe me, but it's reallyhappened. You know. What it is
is that the big chains they're supposedto use it, whoever their local manager
is is choosing not to use itfor some reason. But the thing is
it still works. It allowed meto join the wait list, it gave

(02:43:31):
me an estimate, and then Igot a text when the table was ready.
So what else are you supposed todo in that situation? Call the
manager? Exactly? I didn't know. You know, when you have a
throg a frog in your throat andyou're like, do not cry, do
not cry. I just was sostressed. There's something about the phrase though,
can I talk because we've gotten tothis point. Can I talk to

(02:43:52):
the manager? That just feels wrong, even though you were in the right,
That just feels like you shouldn't bedoing it. All these Karen stories,
Mike ruined, Can I talk tothe manager? Because there were some
Karens that got a little too crazydoing it? But have you ever had
to ask for the manager? You'llhave to tell us why eight four to
four Mojo Live eight four four sixsix five six five four eight is the

(02:44:13):
telephone number? Why did you haveto ask for the manager? So you
guys went to the food court.Then you had nine? How many kids?
I had eight girls and Smith?So you had eight? So nine
kids in you? So ten?Yeah? How do you choose where to
go? When you going? Okay? So I told them we were all
going to one place, like Iwas not. I'm also a crazy person

(02:44:33):
at the mall with my own kidsand so to have other people's kids.
I was not going to split upeverybody. So we decided on a place.
We get in line, like I'mushering all these girls to the line,
and I told him you need toget up and order. You know,
you have to order for yourself becauseI can't keep track of everybody's order.
Well, then it's like, well, I'm vegan, I'm vegetarian,
I'm gluten free. I'm like,just get chicken nuggets. It worked out

(02:44:58):
fine, but I had sweat throughmy shirt. I was wearing a fanny
pack and I like moved it andit was just wet. Like I was
so stressed. I I, uhgod that. I don't know how you
did it? How were you ableto? You went? So you did
some mall. You guys walked whenstore to store and stuff like that.
Not to every store, but theyhad, like Lucy kept these note cards

(02:45:22):
that I had written clues on onthere. Okay, let me tell you
something. Walking into Sophora with ninekids was the entire world. Put that
down, get that out of yourpocket. What's going on, Arianna,
what's going on? How are you? Hey? I'm good? How are
you guys good? Shannon had toask, let me talk to the manager.

(02:45:43):
You've done this before, yes,okay. So I've worked in food
service, customer service like my entirelife. And there's a new Duncan in
town and I got there on likea Sunday. I ordered my food and
there's a bunch of kids in there, everybody's waiting for their food. All
food's piling up, and I'm justlike, do you guys have a manager

(02:46:05):
here to help you, because,like I've been in this situation, I
know you guys need help. Andthe worker was just like, yeah,
I know, they know who they'rethey know how they're staffing. So I
asked for help for them because Ijust felt really bad. Yeah, so
the manager's probably sitting in the backroom not doing anything, and the employees

(02:46:26):
are the ones doing all the workstruggling. Yeah, but apparently nobody was
there, so okay, so theyweren't there for them. I feel like
that anytime I go to a Chipotle, because you got the most annoying thing
ever is to go to a Chipotleat twelve thirty five and they're out of
chicken, beef, carne, andguacamole. I feel I feel like maybe

(02:46:48):
the guy that pulled the gun onthe dude at that Chipotle might have had
a little justification. Charles, what'shappening, Good morning, Good morning?
What's going on? Well? Ihad to ask for a manager because I
ordered a expensive leather sectional at afurniture store in Grand Rapids and they kept

(02:47:09):
making it wrong. I had achase blounder at the end. It was
supposed to be seven feet long,and they brought in a five foot one,
and then they had to make meanother one. The second time,
I was in a high rise andthe elevator stopped, so the delivery guys
had to bring it up the stairwelland it was wrong again. And the

(02:47:33):
third time was the charm. ButI had to deal with the owner of
the company and she actually gave mea job. That's her. They wanted
to hire you. I was mostimpressed because I could tell you were pissed,
but you did not use any squarewords. You were direct in what

(02:47:54):
you needed to get it done.And it worked out great. But then
she ended up stealing from the companyand the company went out of business.
Oh yeah, Ryan, what's up? Good morning? Good morning. I

(02:48:18):
am the person who not only doI ask for the manager, I pad
us. Oh the way there.So I went to the mole them here
and I needed to brestee my baby, and it was interviews going on in
like the area wide typically would havesaid, like in the big open areas.

(02:48:39):
Yeah. Well, I went intoa woman four and said, hey,
can I use one of your fittingsto nurse my baby. The lady
was like, no, you cango to the friends up there. So
shrinon, I'm gonna taller too.Okay, when I get up sick,
the frog comes and the throw sowhat started crying? And so I left

(02:49:01):
out and went to a place nextdoor and they allowed me to. Once
I finished, I went right backin there. I said, I need
a manager. The lady she wastrying her hearty, so I was trying
to look for you in mama totell you no, yeah, And then
I want the manager to give thecorporate do you ever get you guys ever

(02:49:22):
do that thing where you're the bystanderof this and you hear that phrase and
you're like, I'm gonna hang outfor corporate? What? What did the
corporate people do? Do they doanything for you? The typical thing?
We're going to send you email withthe kids spertificate. Kid, And I'm

(02:49:43):
the one I don't want. Yeah, you know what you don't do.
You don't do anything. You don'tYou don't say, hey, I want
to talk to the corporate. Youdon't ask for the manager. You go
to hold on, I'd like tospeak to your manager. I'd like to
speak to your mother. Tell hershe should be embarrassed going to act like
a baby in public. We'll speakto the manager, please. The manager
doesn't know what's going on. Haven'tyou ever worked anywhere before in those situations?

(02:50:11):
I gave out the name of thecoworker that I hated the most,
so you can complain, but it'snot going to come back to me.
It's the second date update module inthe morning. All right, why are
you not getting a call back afteryou went on a date? We're going
to find out right now, Mandyis getting ghosted by a girl that she
went on a date with. Firstoff, where was the date, Mandy?

(02:50:35):
Well, we usually hang out afterwork we're not working, but it
was at her house. Okay,So you guys ended up going to her
house and the date was at herhouse and I understand that. You guys
what just did a little cooking andkind of hung out and had dinner.
Yeah, like it was about liketwo weeks ago. I made her dinner

(02:50:56):
at her house. I thought wehad a good time, and I haven't
heard that. So you went overto her house, you made her dinner,
and now she is ghosting you.Yeah, what's the story we're going
to find out right now. Claireis on the phone with us. Claire,
are you okay with your voice onthe radio. Yeah, that's fine.
So Claire, say hi to Mandy. Hi. Hey, what's the

(02:51:22):
story, Claire? You guys didn'thave a good time with each other?
Or why would all of a suddenyou not be calling her back? Well,
she came over to make me dinner, and dinner was nice, but

(02:51:43):
she declined my Venmo re quench forpaying for her half of the meal.
She left a giant mess in mykitchen, and she took all of the
leftovers. I just I can justtell. It's kind of real. Wait,
oh, so so you paid forall of the groceries and all the

(02:52:05):
ingredients for the meal. Yeah,and then I cleaned up after in my
kitchen was used and you sent aVenmo request to get what did you want
half of it paid for? Ordo you want all of it paid for?
Yeah? No? Just okay,So Mandy, Yeah, what's the

(02:52:26):
story? I just said, that'skind of I think that's kind of rude
though, to ask me for halfof it. I mean, I cooked
the whole thing, and you guysdidn't talk about splitting the cost beforehand.
I assume no, not at all. So you so you did the cooking,
she provided the food, she askedyou to pay for half of it.
You just completely blew that off.But also she paid for the food.

(02:52:50):
Did you really pack up the stuffand bring it all home with you?
Yeah? Because think I made itmy dinner? Did tare too?
If you ever half line or youknow, like it just seems really immature
and rude, and I just Ijust can't deal what what went on besides

(02:53:18):
the making of the dinner. Soyou guys go over, you hang out
Mandy? Do you guys? Doyou guys get romantic with each other at
all? Do you guys? Casshole? You know, we had a
good time. We watched a movieafterwards. I mean we had a good
time. I thought it was agood time. I left it feeling good.
I hope she did, but likeso she when when she left.

(02:53:39):
When Mandy left, Claire, youfelt good about the date until I got
into the kitchen and realized that everythingwas a complete mess and then had to
clean up. And I don't know, it was just like it didn't but
feel like an even split of anything. And I like, I'm an older

(02:54:03):
sibling, and I just felt likeI was cleaning up after my younger siblings.
Yeah, but here's the thing,like I cook, you clean like
that's fifty fifty You guys have alreadybeen married for a time exactly. I
know. Sound like, well,you expect me to come over cook everything,
clean everything? Yeah? Why doI feel like this is not an

(02:54:26):
episode of Second Date Update? Butam I the a hole right now?
And asking the question? Is Mandythe a hole for for what she's uh,
she's doing? I want to askthe listeners this question. Eight four
four Mojo Live eight four four sixtysix five six five four eight. You
just heard their story layout Mandy wentover to Claire's place on a first date

(02:54:46):
to make food for her that Clairepurchased, but Mandy took the left over
his home and didn't clean up afterherself. I do think though, she
is in the wrong for non payingher share of the Venmo. Like if
someone Venmo requests you and you declineit, I feel like that is so
rude. That yeah, that's kindof spitty. But Claire, I feel

(02:55:07):
like you could have also spoken up, like you knew your kitchen was a
mess unless you live in an auvansionand you don't and you don't pass it
on the way out the door,and you also saw her take the tupperware.
So if you didn't speak up andsay, wait, I want half
of that or that's my stuff foryou know, I feel like that part
is on you. Maybe I don'tfeel like I should have to say,

(02:55:31):
hey, can you leave me halfof the food that I paid all of
it for? But if you arestill thinking about it today and it upset
you that much you saw her workout the door with it, what I'm
just saying is, why didn't youjust say to her, like, hey,
can you leave half? Can youleave half for me? Like?
I don't think that's bad to say. I think it didn't bother me as

(02:55:52):
much at first, Like I didn'trealize how much it bothered me the more
I thought about it. It's likeno that, yeah, I didn't even
get to enjoy any leftovers. LikeAmanda wants to comment on this, Amanda,
what are your thoughts? You don'tget to enjoy the leftovers if you

(02:56:13):
don't like her enough to not worryabout it she cooked for you. It
should if you like somebody enough thatit doesn't matter what they do, you're
gonna like them either way. SoI think she's just looking for an excuse.
Who's looking for the excuse? Claire'slooking for the excuse? Yes,
Claire Claire whose house it was thatwas a mess? Interesting, So you

(02:56:35):
think if she liked her more,she would have had no problem with even
pain for the food too. Andif you're inviting somebody over to your house,
you're responsible for feeding them, notthem. Yeah, wow, that's
interesting. Why Ross, what areyour thoughts? My thoughts are it seems
like it was the first date,right, Yes, it was first date.

(02:56:56):
Yeah, so it should fifty tofifty. You can't just not pay
for anything, just cook, leavea mess and take it all. Yeah,
So you think that Mandy's in thewrong for basically going over there and
all she did was cook the cookcooking. Really really, it's honestly,

(02:57:18):
you's probably booth participated in some way. Yeah, it's that's a lot.
So it's like seventy twenty five seventyfive. I can only imagine by the
way that everything was really nice andromantic. At the beginning of the night,
you guys are sitting around with wineglasses while you know, Mandy's doing
all the cooking, and then atthe end of the night you go into
the kitchen and it's it's a completemass. You're like, oh my god,
this is horrible. This really islike an old married couple. Hair,

(02:57:41):
what's up, Daisy? Are youdoing? Hi? How to go
ahead? Good? What do youthink? I genuinely had two situations a
little weird, but like, Idon't think that it was wrong for her
to ask for a half because eventhough she cooked, all the leftovers were

(02:58:01):
taken home and she had to cleanup the mess. Yeah, the first
mistake was like not cashing out whoshould be doing what? Like if they
already knew she was planning to buythis up and the other girl was going
to come from it, it soundsto me Mandy and Claire. It sounds
to me the only thing you guysworked out was that Claire was gonna or
Mandy was going to be doing thecooking. Yeah, and that was it.

(02:58:24):
That's pretty much it. Yeah,the leftover part upsets Charlotte too.
Charlotte, what do you think?So? I definitely feel like Mandy did
kind of pay her part. Sheused her own gas to make it over
to Claire's house and gases and keepthese days. So the fact that they
decided it was going to be ather house, he already paid for gas,

(02:58:46):
he already made her way over there, he cooked the food. The
only thing that I don't like isthat she did take all of the leftovers
home without asking if Claire wanted Eddie, if she would be if you didn't
pay for any of it doesn't makea difference. If you're the one that
put all the work into it andhad to pay for your gas to go
over there, you shouldn't be takingleftovers home. But is that why you
go somebody over leftover? I justI definitely don't think they should have been.

(02:59:11):
You're gonna use gas no matter whereI'll go though, But but I
think that what it was to mefor Claire is it's one thing after the
other after the other. Yeah,And like the previous caller said, you
know, if she looked at herand said she was you know fine,
And I don't want to be withouther, you know what I mean?
Like, there's obviously not an attractionthat you have, right Claire. Yeah,

(02:59:35):
I mean, I just don't wantto have to haggle with someone over
you know, doing stuff like butare but are you attracted to Mandy?
Because if you were attracted to her, I would clean their you know,
their dirty you know, feet offof the floor, like for them,
you know what I mean, LikeI would do whatever it tech. I

(02:59:56):
mean, I'm sorry you're so thirsty. All right, maybe that is a
problem with me. All right,Well, but I'm saying, if you're
attracted to somebody, you put upwith a lot of crap before you all
of a sudden say no, way, right, I guess yeah, but
I think I hit my limits.Okay, all right. By the way,

(03:00:20):
what did you make Mandy? Becauseof let's see, let's see if
it was worth it. What kindof meal did you make? It was
a roast with potatoes and carrot.It was awesome. You made her clean
the crock pot. I'm the othergirl's side the way. All right,
Second date updates, it's a wholewith the dirty on the thirty go back,

(03:00:41):
frown on a second date update andmore the roses. This is Mojo
in the morning. All right,that does it for today? H Yes,
keV, you're weight. We gotto shout out Samantha Sam who came
and spoke to us and sauce.Yesterday at the US field game. We
still go to Panthers today. It'sher birthday. Shout out to you,

(03:01:03):
Samantha, have the most incredible birthdayof your life. Happy birthday, I
love it. Happy. Which onewas Samantha? Was you weren't there?
I wasn't there one night when shecame by. No, he messed out
because she was amazing, said,who is it? It was our five
or six fifty five? Yees?Sha was there? Yeah, Shay was
there. Yeah, Susan and Mitchellwere there. Susan never calls because she's

(03:01:26):
a truck driver and she doesn't liketo talk on the phone when she drives.
By the way, if we didn'tdo that promotion yesterday, they would
have had what five fans in theentire stands. Is that what we're saying
there? But you know what todayis? Today is tax day, guys,
Yes, tax Day. I'm gonnago round the room, get KP

(03:01:56):
and Zach and here. Okay,I want to add good question because I
just want to do a little impromptusurvey by by verbal applause, basically by
verbally calling out your name. Iwant to see when everybody got their taxes
done. Okay, So by verbalscreaming out your name when this happens,

(03:02:18):
we're going to find out who isthe most uh diligent and who is the
biggest procrastinator. Ready, so everybodycome in studio. Here we go.
Ready with everybody here, it's myselfand Shannon and Mike and Megan and KP
and Lydia and Zach. Who gottheir taxes done between? And I'll start

(03:02:41):
with January. In January, screamout your name, okay, nobody,
because right, you don't get allyour tax stuff until after January. Who
got it done the first two weeksof February? Nobody again? Okay,
all right? Who got it done? The last two weeks of February?
Sack? When did you do it? Zach? What you said? When

(03:03:07):
did you do it? The lastweek of February? Last week of February?
Who got it done? Mike?You said your name. I didn't
hear you. I didn't hear you, Mike. That seems to be the
thing. Mike, Well you gotto turn that thing up louder there.
I don't know what you want meto do. I didn't hear you.
I heard Maybe Zach's a little tooloud. I'm you there, all right,
speak up for yourself. You gotto speak up for yourself, Mike.

(03:03:31):
Does that matter? Yes? Thankyou? That was good Mike.
When did you do yours? Thelast week of February, first week of
March? Okay, all right?Kids? So who got it done?
Who got it done the first twoweeks of March? Who got it done
the last two weeks of March?Megan? Who got it done the first

(03:03:54):
week of April? Shannon? Whogot it done? Last week? Me?
Ojo? Yeah? Who hasn't doneit and hasn't even started it?
Me? Okay, KP. Ihave not heard your voice at all because
you didn't say an option for me. Which one's your option last night at

(03:04:16):
night? So you got to gobring it to the to the mailbox,
right or you're doing all digital Isubmitted. After my deposit coming to me
in the next couple of weeks,I'll look at you getting money back,
all right? Fancy. By theway, the people who get money back
are the ones that go fast,right, They're the ones that are doing

(03:04:37):
it right. I put it offbecause I thought I wasn't going to get
money back, and then I didit last night and realized I was,
and I was like, that's notso bad at all. Actually, Kevin,
you haven't even done it yet.Are you going to jail? Should
we call the police? I guesswe'll see. I'm following for extension today.
My boy got me so okay,all filing for an extension. By
the way, I worked with aguy. I worked with a guy who

(03:04:58):
never paid his tax and still tothis day he is a forty six year
old guy morning radio guy, neverpaid taxes and has never been caught.
I know like that too, it'scrazy. Well, he pays them,
right, he's just not filing.He does not file his taxes at all.
Yep. Yeah, but he doesand claims on his taxes so that

(03:05:20):
he gets all the money he possiblycan back and doesn't have to do it.
And they have not chased after himonce. And there is an on
air radio personality. And if thegovernment would like to pay me to turn
him in, I will do it. We'll see you tomorrow. Happy tax
Day. Everybody's twenty plus years ofidiocy and still going. In Detroit,
Toledo, in West Michigan, it'sMojo in the morning,