Tiny Tim

Many people ask me, “Uncle Otis, what’s happened to Tiny Tim after he and Giggles lost the election?”  Well, we do know the crying hasn’t stopped.  Poor Timmy can’t seem to keep his face out of a box of Kleenex every time he thinks about what could have been what it is, after it’s already been what it used to was!  That’s the unburdened mind trick Timmy learned from Giggles.  Now they’re both trying to forget by going to as many Young Thug shows as they could before that soul train pulls up to the county lock up.   Timmy even wants to write a book about how they hired the elderly like Oprah and Bruce to go out and vote for them. “Hey that was a billion well spent,” said Reverend Al, speaking ex-catheter (that one’s for the Catholics.)  Oh the larceny!  Timmy is about to wind up as TV spokesman for the depression meds.  A sweet deal since they supply the Kleenex!  Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands.