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Black Eyed Peas – “Shut Up”
Interscope; 2003
1.4/10

There’s a moment—roughly 43 seconds into “Shut Up”—when the listener is already wondering what unspeakable acts they committed in a past life to deserve this. This is not so much a song as it is a group therapy session that accidentally got auto-tuned, given a reggaeton-lite beat, and released to the public as punishment.

Let’s be clear: Elephunk was never OK Computer, but “Shut Up” makes even the most obnoxious BEP singles feel like nuanced art-pop by comparison. It’s a musical lovers’ quarrel, except neither party is remotely loveable, and their quarrel is written in bold font by someone who just discovered the “rhyme” setting in Microsoft Word.

Fergie and will.i.am exchange the kind of biting lyrical barbs usually reserved for year nine drama class improv exercises. “Shut up, just shut up, shut up,” they declare on loop—giving the phrase a semantic breakdown so thorough it starts to resemble a Gregorian chant written by emotionally immature robots.

The production? Imagine a MIDI file got drunk, wandered into an Apple Store, and started slapping demo keyboards. The beat clunks forward like an old washing machine—no groove, no swing, just relentless plodding. It's music to argue over a broken Xbox to.

Lyrically, “Shut Up” is relationship therapy by way of a text thread you should’ve left on read. Lines like “Why do we always gotta fight?” are delivered with all the depth of a motivational poster stapled to a dartboard.

To be fair, the song does achieve one thing: it unites people. Not through shared joy, but through a mutual desire for silence. If the title is a request, we’re happy to comply. If it’s a command, we’re still complying. The real tragedy is that it ever started talking in the first place.

Best Lyric: “We try to take it slow / But we’re still losin' control” — tragically accurate if you're referring to the state of the music industry at the time.
Worst Lyric: “Shut up, just shut up, shut up” — a phrase now echoing in the heads of innocent listeners across the globe.
File Next To: That awkward couple at the bar you pretend not to hear.
RIYL: Watching your friends argue on speakerphone.

Chaz Voxworthy, March 2003

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