GME: Shadows of the Subway and Stars

Gather ‘round, Earthlings, for a tale most strange and wondrous! This is ‘Good Morning, Earth,’ brought to you by the truth-seekers at WKMU, airing March 24, 2025. Your hosts, Sky and Blue, return from a shadowy hiatus—whispers of anniversaries and mysterious falls—to unravel the bizarre and the baffling. What secrets lurk beneath the MTA’s iron belly, where $800 million vanishes into the ether and crescent shields rise like cryptic sentinels? Dare we ask why UFOs blaze their lights across the night sky—heralds of peace or harbingers of something sinister? And hark! A man in Los Angeles, scarred by a scalding Starbucks brew, claims $50 million in a victory five years in the making—accident or conspiracy? Tune in as Sky spins a chilling theory: has the government bartered our souls for alien tech, a deal sealed in the sands of Roswell? Fact or fiction, truth or shadow—only your ears can decide. Join us, if you dare, on this journey into the unknown!