We break down the real startup playbook: fake users, fake traction, real secondaries. From starting a company with zero customers, to raising millions and launching a VC fund that's built to lose money, Jack shares the blueprint for getting rich (without working hard).
Forget chasing product-market fit.
Start chasing growth, money, and, most of all, hype.
Why You Should Listen
- Why you need to spend most of your time fundraising.
- Learn exactly how to fake traction, drive FOMO and raise millions-- even with a terrible product.
- Get Jack's ultimate playbook for quitting early and winning big (without working hard)
- How secondaries can make you rich BEFORE your startup fails.
- Why League of Legends is the key to startup success
Keywords
startup fundraising, pivot strategy, early stage VC, founder mistakes, product market fit, startup advice, venture capital, startup growth, entrepreneur mindset, founder stories
(00:00:00) Intro: Why Quitters Win and Fundraising Beats Traction
(00:02:54) Ex-Googlers Can’t Hack It as Founders
(00:03:12) Raising Money is Your Only Job
(00:10:49) How to Fake User Growth & Create FOMO
(00:14:18) Quit Fast, Pivot Faster
(00:15:28) Jabroni Capital: The World’s Worst VC Fund
(00:26:26) Hiring Hacks: How to Convince People to Join Your Startup
(00:28:27) Adam Neumann: Hero or Villain?
(00:38:16) The Real Jack Kuveke: Satire, Startups, and Why VC is Broken
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