July 7, 2024 • 13 mins
Join me as we explore the intricate dance of sexual satisfaction, emphasizing the importance of communication and mutual satisfaction. Learn how to make your sex life more gratifying, regardless of your or your partner's size preference, be it small, medium, large, or extra-large. With practical advice and a sprinkle of humor, this episode promises to be both enlightening and entertaining. So, tune in and let's navigate the jungle of bananas and nuts together!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Opinion Disclaimer.
The views and opinionsexpressed on this podcast or
website are those of the authorsand do not necessarily reflect
the official policy or positionof a Queen's Opinion.
Any content provided by ourbloggers or authors are of their
opinion and are not intended tomalign any religion, ethnic
(00:20):
group, club, organization,company, individual or anyone or
anything.
Please note that this episodecontains language of sex nature
that some people may findoffensive.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Welcome to A Queen's Opinion.
My name is Queen, my voice, myopinion and your listening ears.
We are continuing our topic AMan's World, topics related to
dealing with men, and in thisepisode we're talking about
bananas and nuts.
(01:01):
Does size really matter in thebedroom?
Bananas and nuts Does sizereally matter in the bedroom?
Just like I took you on ajourney with sugar and honey
elixir, I'm going to take you ona journey today through the
jungle where we are seekingbananas and nuts.
The jungle is full of all kindsof bananas and nuts, so we must
(01:22):
seek out the ones that aregoing to give us the best
possible satisfaction andnutrients for our bodies and
relationships.
Many times women don't getsatisfied in the bedroom with
the bananas we have brought homeand eaten.
Does size really matter in thebedroom?
Overall, I say yes.
(01:44):
Why should we lay on our backs,sit on our knees right on top
and then be asked to open ourmouths and work so hard for an
unsatisfying, unfulfillingbanana?
I want women to know bananasshould be satisfying.
I want women to know bananasshould be satisfying.
(02:06):
Bananas can be fulfilling if theright size is presented with
the right attitude, movement andfeelings.
Many women don't feel empoweredto let the man know that they
are not satisfied.
We have the right to say getoff me, stop.
(02:26):
This is not working for me andI am not satisfied Realizing
that selecting the right bananamakes your relationship life fun
, easier and smoother inside andoutside the bedroom.
The first thing I would say isno one size banana can please
(02:55):
all women and the right size canbe unfulfilling if the man
doesn't know how to handle thebanana in the bedroom.
So let's talk banana sizesSmall six to seven inches.
Medium, seven to eight inches.
Large eight to nine inches.
Extra large nine inches orlonger, baby.
(03:19):
As stated earlier, one sizedoesn't satisfy all women.
For the women who like it small, they may require more movement
and ambiance to generate thefeeling for a climax.
The body-to-body movementgrinding softly and slowly, you
(03:42):
know the intentional movementstowards each other, the ambience
of the location room no lights,maybe candles, flowers, soft,
low music all can play a role insatisfying this type of banana
lover.
Quality over length may work.
(04:05):
The medium banana loverswanting the seven to eight
inches requires a little lessambiance and more movement to
generate the feeling for aclimax.
These women don't care wherethe love making takes place, but
have a high demand for strongbody movement.
(04:27):
She wants to feel all thethrusting, sweat and dirty
talking in her ear whichsatisfies her needs.
The large and extra largebanana lovers have the same
requirements, which is todeliver ultimate length and
firmness of the banana.
You see, the small and mediumbanana lovers have their
(04:52):
firmness too, but not to thedegree of these bananas.
Women who love the large andextra large have high
expectations and demand a strongdelivery of an expected climax
each and every time.
(05:12):
Men who carry these extra largebananas are finding it hard to
locate a woman who can managetheir banana, or at least that's
what I heard in the streets.
These bananas guarantee longlasting, slow, strong, thrusting
(05:35):
strong hands over the body,multiple positions, location
doesn't matter and firmnessuntil all your sugar and honey
juices flood your body that youcan't help but to give way to
the climax.
Some people may wonder is havinga banana every day good for the
(05:58):
body?
Yes, yes, bananas have suchgood benefits, but just like
anything, too much can beunhealthy.
I told you we have to regulatethe sugar and honey elixir so
our men won't catch diabetes.
The same thing goes for uswomen.
(06:18):
We have to regulate our intakeof bananas.
Having a banana every day hasbenefits like improving your
blood pressure, strengtheningyour heart, good for your skin,
plus, it counts as exercise.
Not to mention we get thatoverall calorie burn.
(06:39):
Sex improves relationships andcommunication as well as overall
daily life.
Having bananas each day is fine, but, just like sugar and honey
, too much of anything isn'tgood for you.
We don't want our men to becomeoverworked, do we?
(07:01):
If you're married with smallchildren, or should say children
under the age of 18, working afull-time job, just having a
banana three times a week isfine.
However, we have those womenout there that need a daily
banana just to keep the rightmindset, to make it through the
(07:22):
day.
I'm not mad at you, do you boo,do you?
For those women over the age of55, sticking to the three days
a week is fine, fine, fine.
Days a week is fine, fine, fine.
(07:45):
We have talked about the bananasin the jungle, but you can't
talk about bananas unless youtalk about the nuts too.
For those of you who stillhaven't caught on to the bananas
and nuts, let me be very bluntand clear.
A banana is the penis and thenuts are the scrotum, aka
(08:06):
nutsack.
Now that we have made thatclear.
Shall we continue?
Bananas and nuts have you everwondered why men don't like to
take baths but prefer the shower?
Anytime men get in any water,it has to be the perfect
(08:27):
temperature.
Well, that's because when thosenuts get too cold, honey, they
shrink like a bag of prunes orraisins.
If the water is too cold, nutswill draw up closer to the
banana to get the body heat formore blood circulation.
(08:51):
Ladies, be careful with thatwater temperature.
If the water is too hot, oh,that's just as bad, because now
the balls will drop like afragile egg.
So let's be mindful of that.
Ladies, we want our bananas andnuts to always be the right
(09:16):
size and temperature.
We don't want to damage thescrotum or nuts, because they
protect the testicles, whichhouses the powerful dose of
sperm to fertilize our eggs andproduce a beautiful child.
Firm, to fertilize our eggs andproduce a beautiful child.
(09:39):
We want to ensure those nutsare comfortable and at the right
temperature so that thosetesticles get full and strong,
because they're going to pushthe penis to peak fitness and
deliver the explosive climaxthat we seek.
Deliver the explosive climaxthat we seek.
(10:00):
Does size really matter, queen?
Yes, it matters, because, as awoman, we want to be satisfied
and fulfilled, just like a man.
A woman never has to questionif she's satisfied a man or not,
because he releases his spermand fills her cavity and we can
feel it, we can see it and weknow.
Because he turns over exhaustedon his back, he is finished
(10:25):
with sex for the day, or atleast for the next four to six
hours.
A woman, if she's not satisfied, usually will fake it to make
her man feel good and confidentabout his banana nuts.
I don't want any women to havesex or make love and not be
(10:46):
satisfied with the banana andnuts.
Ladies, we must learn a betterway to stroke a man's confidence
in his banana than to fake anorgasm.
Ladies, only you know whatsatisfies you, only you know
what you like, and it is up tous to educate the man on what we
(11:13):
want and need when it comes tolovemaking.
Does size really matter in thebedroom?
Yes, it matters.
Yes, it matters because youmatter.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Here at A Queen's Opinion.
We're always asking ourlisteners to contact us by going
to our website,wwwaqueen'sopinioncom and
clicking on Get In Touch toleave your feedback or leave a
question for the Queen.
We realized that many of youare on the go and listen to
podcasts through your phones orin the car, so we wanted to make
(11:50):
contacting the Queen easier.
You can now send a text.
Yes, you can text the showright from your phone.
Try it right now, today.
Send your feedback about thisepisode or any episode that you
have listened to over the months.
We can't wait to hear back fromyou.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
A Queen's Opinion is a podcast that allows people,
especially women, to think outloud about life situations and
seek an opinion without beingjudged.
This podcast is supposed tolift you up, encourage you to be
the best person you can be, toinspire you to step out of your
(12:27):
comfort zone and into your queenzone.
I didn't say my opinion willsolve your problems.
I am not saying that I am right.
But what I am saying is I'mgoing to give you another view
of the situation from a distance.
No more thinking or questioninga situation by yourself.
(12:49):
Ask the queen.
Go to our website,wwwaquingsopinioncom and click
on get in touch to leave yourfeedback or leave a question for
the queen.
Don't forget to like uswherever you get your podcasts.
Thank you for taking time outof your day.
(13:12):
I hope you join me for our nextepisode.
Until then, goodbye.
Opinion Disclaimer.
The views and opinionsexpressed on this podcast or
website are those of the authorsand do not necessarily reflect
the official policy or positionof a Queen's Opinion.
Any content provided by ourbloggers or authors are of their
opinion and are not intended tomalign any religion, ethnic
(00:20):
group, club, organization,company, individual or anyone or
anything.
Please note that this episodecontains language of sex nature
that some people may findoffensive.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Welcome to A Queen's Opinion.
My name is Queen, my voice, myopinion and your listening ears.
We are continuing our topic AMan's World, topics related to
dealing with men, and in thisepisode we're talking about
bananas and nuts.
(01:01):
Does size really matter in thebedroom?
Bananas and nuts Does sizereally matter in the bedroom?
Just like I took you on ajourney with sugar and honey
elixir, I'm going to take you ona journey today through the
jungle where we are seekingbananas and nuts.
The jungle is full of all kindsof bananas and nuts, so we must
(01:22):
seek out the ones that aregoing to give us the best
possible satisfaction andnutrients for our bodies and
relationships.
Many times women don't getsatisfied in the bedroom with
the bananas we have brought homeand eaten.
Does size really matter in thebedroom?
Overall, I say yes.
(01:44):
Why should we lay on our backs,sit on our knees right on top
and then be asked to open ourmouths and work so hard for an
unsatisfying, unfulfillingbanana?
I want women to know bananasshould be satisfying.
I want women to know bananasshould be satisfying.
(02:06):
Bananas can be fulfilling if theright size is presented with
the right attitude, movement andfeelings.
Many women don't feel empoweredto let the man know that they
are not satisfied.
We have the right to say getoff me, stop.
(02:26):
This is not working for me andI am not satisfied Realizing
that selecting the right bananamakes your relationship life fun
, easier and smoother inside andoutside the bedroom.
The first thing I would say isno one size banana can please
(02:55):
all women and the right size canbe unfulfilling if the man
doesn't know how to handle thebanana in the bedroom.
So let's talk banana sizesSmall six to seven inches.
Medium, seven to eight inches.
Large eight to nine inches.
Extra large nine inches orlonger, baby.
(03:19):
As stated earlier, one sizedoesn't satisfy all women.
For the women who like it small, they may require more movement
and ambiance to generate thefeeling for a climax.
The body-to-body movementgrinding softly and slowly, you
(03:42):
know the intentional movementstowards each other, the ambience
of the location room no lights,maybe candles, flowers, soft,
low music all can play a role insatisfying this type of banana
lover.
Quality over length may work.
(04:05):
The medium banana loverswanting the seven to eight
inches requires a little lessambiance and more movement to
generate the feeling for aclimax.
These women don't care wherethe love making takes place, but
have a high demand for strongbody movement.
(04:27):
She wants to feel all thethrusting, sweat and dirty
talking in her ear whichsatisfies her needs.
The large and extra largebanana lovers have the same
requirements, which is todeliver ultimate length and
firmness of the banana.
You see, the small and mediumbanana lovers have their
(04:52):
firmness too, but not to thedegree of these bananas.
Women who love the large andextra large have high
expectations and demand a strongdelivery of an expected climax
each and every time.
(05:12):
Men who carry these extra largebananas are finding it hard to
locate a woman who can managetheir banana, or at least that's
what I heard in the streets.
These bananas guarantee longlasting, slow, strong, thrusting
(05:35):
strong hands over the body,multiple positions, location
doesn't matter and firmnessuntil all your sugar and honey
juices flood your body that youcan't help but to give way to
the climax.
Some people may wonder is havinga banana every day good for the
(05:58):
body?
Yes, yes, bananas have suchgood benefits, but just like
anything, too much can beunhealthy.
I told you we have to regulatethe sugar and honey elixir so
our men won't catch diabetes.
The same thing goes for uswomen.
(06:18):
We have to regulate our intakeof bananas.
Having a banana every day hasbenefits like improving your
blood pressure, strengtheningyour heart, good for your skin,
plus, it counts as exercise.
Not to mention we get thatoverall calorie burn.
(06:39):
Sex improves relationships andcommunication as well as overall
daily life.
Having bananas each day is fine, but, just like sugar and honey
, too much of anything isn'tgood for you.
We don't want our men to becomeoverworked, do we?
(07:01):
If you're married with smallchildren, or should say children
under the age of 18, working afull-time job, just having a
banana three times a week isfine.
However, we have those womenout there that need a daily
banana just to keep the rightmindset, to make it through the
(07:22):
day.
I'm not mad at you, do you boo,do you?
For those women over the age of55, sticking to the three days
a week is fine, fine, fine.
Days a week is fine, fine, fine.
(07:45):
We have talked about the bananasin the jungle, but you can't
talk about bananas unless youtalk about the nuts too.
For those of you who stillhaven't caught on to the bananas
and nuts, let me be very bluntand clear.
A banana is the penis and thenuts are the scrotum, aka
(08:06):
nutsack.
Now that we have made thatclear.
Shall we continue?
Bananas and nuts have you everwondered why men don't like to
take baths but prefer the shower?
Anytime men get in any water,it has to be the perfect
(08:27):
temperature.
Well, that's because when thosenuts get too cold, honey, they
shrink like a bag of prunes orraisins.
If the water is too cold, nutswill draw up closer to the
banana to get the body heat formore blood circulation.
(08:51):
Ladies, be careful with thatwater temperature.
If the water is too hot, oh,that's just as bad, because now
the balls will drop like afragile egg.
So let's be mindful of that.
Ladies, we want our bananas andnuts to always be the right
(09:16):
size and temperature.
We don't want to damage thescrotum or nuts, because they
protect the testicles, whichhouses the powerful dose of
sperm to fertilize our eggs andproduce a beautiful child.
Firm, to fertilize our eggs andproduce a beautiful child.
(09:39):
We want to ensure those nutsare comfortable and at the right
temperature so that thosetesticles get full and strong,
because they're going to pushthe penis to peak fitness and
deliver the explosive climaxthat we seek.
Deliver the explosive climaxthat we seek.
(10:00):
Does size really matter, queen?
Yes, it matters, because, as awoman, we want to be satisfied
and fulfilled, just like a man.
A woman never has to questionif she's satisfied a man or not,
because he releases his spermand fills her cavity and we can
feel it, we can see it and weknow.
Because he turns over exhaustedon his back, he is finished
(10:25):
with sex for the day, or atleast for the next four to six
hours.
A woman, if she's not satisfied, usually will fake it to make
her man feel good and confidentabout his banana nuts.
I don't want any women to havesex or make love and not be
(10:46):
satisfied with the banana andnuts.
Ladies, we must learn a betterway to stroke a man's confidence
in his banana than to fake anorgasm.
Ladies, only you know whatsatisfies you, only you know
what you like, and it is up tous to educate the man on what we
(11:13):
want and need when it comes tolovemaking.
Does size really matter in thebedroom?
Yes, it matters.
Yes, it matters because youmatter.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Here at A Queen's Opinion.
We're always asking ourlisteners to contact us by going
to our website,wwwaqueen'sopinioncom and
clicking on Get In Touch toleave your feedback or leave a
question for the Queen.
We realized that many of youare on the go and listen to
podcasts through your phones orin the car, so we wanted to make
(11:50):
contacting the Queen easier.
You can now send a text.
Yes, you can text the showright from your phone.
Try it right now, today.
Send your feedback about thisepisode or any episode that you
have listened to over the months.
We can't wait to hear back fromyou.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
A Queen's Opinion is a podcast that allows people,
especially women, to think outloud about life situations and
seek an opinion without beingjudged.
This podcast is supposed tolift you up, encourage you to be
the best person you can be, toinspire you to step out of your
(12:27):
comfort zone and into your queenzone.
I didn't say my opinion willsolve your problems.
I am not saying that I am right.
But what I am saying is I'mgoing to give you another view
of the situation from a distance.
No more thinking or questioninga situation by yourself.
(12:49):
Ask the queen.
Go to our website,wwwaquingsopinioncom and click
on get in touch to leave yourfeedback or leave a question for
the queen.
Don't forget to like uswherever you get your podcasts.
Thank you for taking time outof your day.
(13:12):
I hope you join me for our nextepisode.
Until then, goodbye.
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