Ch 11: Evil By Sea and Evil By Land (Esscan Arc)

In this Chapter, Baren gets a memento from the brothel, Argon loses his cool, Bernard continues to shoot his shot, and Morganna takes charge, as the party wanders into the ruins of Esscan with Baltons forces retreat they meet somebody they did not expect.

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Chapter 11 Evil by Sea and Evil by Land

(00:16):
So as you guys see Esken and it's pretty ruined state.
I mean there's a lot of buildings that went down in fires and just got destroyed by cannonballs.
You see these Moria walkers are retreating back to the main port of the spasics bay to try to get back into the water and retreat to the ships and chasing some of them near the cloud wall.
You see about five to ten of these armor clad just big dudes just with a lightning like two cross lightning bolts on their chest plates of plate.

(00:49):
And they are just like striking down these Moria Walker eels and the cusp full of thunder elementals as well that three of you recognize from your fighting ring.
Let's stay away from notes. I don't want to go now. Who the fuck are they?
Sketchy people. What he said.
Who are the ones in the armor though? I don't know. I don't recognize them. Even more. They look sketchy to you.

(01:16):
Only the lightning bolts. They look like particularly good gentlemen, but the lightning shit, you know.
Well, you guys want to go the other way. I mean, hell, we got to go back to your car. Right. Do any of you guys recognize them? I got to get my cards.
Be on your guard. We can just go back to the temple. I need to get my cats guys. I can't go anywhere without them.
It's been it's already been almost a couple of days now. I haven't seen them.

(01:40):
We should probably check in with the fighters on the wall though while we're here. They're fine. I think we need a heal. Their wall didn't go down. Ours almost did.
Yeah. So from their wall, the Waverunners have turned the ballistas into the city and have actually started firing on some of the retreating forces.
I don't particularly like the night lieutenant guy, but we could go see what he's up to.

(02:05):
Agreed. He probably thinks we're dead, actually. No, we talked to him. We called him on the phone. Yeah, but then the whole wall fell apart and you know.
This is true. All right, I'm in. We should probably head to the wall. All right. So where's the night commander? Is he still up on the wall? Do we need to go up there?

(02:26):
Yeah, you see those blisters shooting out there, you know, the bad guys. All right, I got to go and get my stairs and today. All right. We must make haste.
Oh, fucking walk. So you guys. So you start moving along the port.
So it's pretty much you have your two walls and then you have the main port here and you're just going to be running across it.

(02:51):
Do you want to run across it and deal with all the retreating forces or do you want to go into the city a little bit and try to avoid that?
Guys, I'm kind of fucking tired. I really need a heal. I'm dying.
Do you want me to attempt to heal you? Please take your shoes off.
I'm still missing one. I'm guessing at this point, you guys are probably kind of like hiding. You're not just like standing out in the street.

(03:16):
I mean, we're behind like some rebel off to the side of the road. I'd imagine we're still kind of in the exit of the stairwell. Yeah, just watching that we were not.
Yeah, the wall behind you just starts to like collapse. All right, so we'll move a little forward every time it claps a little more.
13. That passes. Let your dragon die. Full. And then your intelligence. Full. So you get eight more health.

(03:40):
I would like to use my endless conscience and just pour out some water. I'm just going to pour out some water and try to waterfall just a tad.
You know, hydration is very important. Indeed. Yeah, you said water beer. I'm just drinking some water.
Some really, really good water. I don't understand how you can drink that stuff.

(04:02):
269 years never had water this good. Like it's just like the absolute perfect temperature every single time.
It just doesn't change. Yeah. Do you want to? It's like it knows what I'm feeling. If I'm a little cold, it's almost lukewarm.
And if I'm really hot, it's like 32 degrees almost. Yeah, 100 percent. That is what it's like. Nice. Do you want to trade?

(04:26):
The love of the water, we could dip his beard in it and create a smoke.
We could send signals to the people. Yeah, I don't want to.
I don't want to. What are you guys doing?
Doing? Where are you heading? Rubbing my calves and my legs hurting. You just went down like six flights of stairs real quick. Yeah, Hargon's always out of breath.

(04:56):
For some fucking reason. I think we should meet up with the captain.
We need to make sure that we are his reinforcements. Give him aid.
So you just have the two paths. You can straight line it and make it a little faster or you can go through the city.
I'd say go through the city so we don't have to fight them all trying to run out. That would be safer.

(05:18):
It's always about safety, isn't it? All right, we'll go around.
OK, somebody make a stealth test for the group.
15. Yeah, that's enough. Yes. So Bernard, in your stealthy, sneaky ways, you're able to lead the group going forward.
You got to weave through the city, the buildings, what's left of them through rubble and make a very roundabout way.

(05:44):
Hey, we're going to pass the library.
The library is like untouched.
You guys thought I was going to talk about the brothel, didn't you?
The whole time that we've been walking, you know, you've been leaving a trail of water.
That's pretty cool. I really enjoy it. Good point.

(06:05):
You just leave me water. I'm just using that conscious as much as I can.
It is endless. You know, how is it that the library didn't get a scratch on it?
There's buildings that have been, you know, in shambles all around it.
Yeah, the brothel is fine, too. Oh, thank God.
What is that? Why does it still smell like clay? Oh, do you not know what it is?

(06:31):
Well, I see the brothel now. What is a brothel? Is that food? I grab him by the hand and I walk him in.
What are you doing? That's where Bernard met his second wife. You might hear about that story.
You have two wives. Congratulations. You go into the brothel, go into the brothel. There's nobody there.
Oh, it's a fancy building. Do you know what today is? I can't believe Destiny took a day off.

(06:56):
Are they really shut down on the weekends? Do you really? And holidays? I don't like this.
I've never seen destiny take a day off. Yeah, the picture portraits of destiny on the wall employee of the month.
All right. All right. So you guys exit the brothel. Random detour.

(07:17):
As you do, you start adding be lining it more to the wall.
You're kind of like around your at an angle that you can straight shot it as you do that.
You pass a building and then this really big Moria Walker kind of stomps from behind you like nine footer.
They'll finally get to kill raises a big sword to attack you guys.

(07:38):
As he does this, a sword pierces his gut and he falls dead.
As behind him, you see this woman, blond hair, built in plate armor with half of a rising sun crest.
Three of you recognize her. Oh, my God, Destiny.

(08:03):
I didn't know you do this for your hobbies. It's nice to see you outside of work.
I don't think three of us would recognize her. I mean, you just see the pictures, but no.
Really good artist renderings.
No, you recognize this to be Cynthia. Oh, Tides Remorse.
Hey there, Cynthia. It's really good to see you again.

(08:26):
Backyard Bernard. Hey. Good to see you live.
Three of you and Marked. Hello. Greetings.
You see the two orcs that you also saw on the Tides Remorse, Louise and Maurice.
No, an armor behind her as well appear.
Well, yes, I can't say I'm surprised you lived. You're capable.

(08:49):
My name's not Cynthia, by the way. Sorry to disappoint you, Bernard.
But what's your last name? That's what matters.
Never was given one. That's a little weird.
I'm still OK with it if you are. Her real name is Karina.
Oh, that's even cuter.

(09:10):
Yes, I'm sorry, Bernard. It was all an act, unfortunately.
Why would you act like I'm closing the deal just to get me in a fight? I don't understand.
Oh, we're not. Did you want a fight?
No, I'm talking about the...
Oh, the dead. Yeah, these things.
We should probably talk in private, not on the streets with more of these things.

(09:35):
If you insist, where you want to go? The brothel's open.
That's actually probably a decent stronghold. Yeah, we can go talk in the brothel.
Why are your pants off?
Oh, I'm praying.
Oh, yeah, here, let me get those for you.
Oh, you're praying. Let me join you.
I'll try to pick them up and I'll try to dress them.

(09:58):
Cynthia, wait up.
My name's not Cynthia.
Oh, yeah, Karina.
So you head over to the brothel.
You're in very nice foyer.
There's still some roses in a vase, red lights, scented candles, lavender and sandalwood.
You know, there used to be a Karina that worked here.

(10:20):
That's not you, is it? No, no, it is not.
Oh, I didn't think so. I wouldn't recognize you.
Perception check.
Go for it.
Sorry. Empathy. Empathy.
Oh, 14.
That is also a 14.
So do they? What's your perception?

(10:43):
Or actually what's your dragon dive? Start there. Two.
It's a three. Down.
But yeah, just tell him the truth.
Can he get a rating on me?
I'll look over to the little man.
How's he? You can see I'm quite smitten.
All right, I'll leave you the room.
I go outside and I stand by the front door.

(11:04):
We need to talk. You shouldn't.
Don't give away our precision, please.
All right, I'll step back in and close the door.
But anyway, yes, my name is Karina.
I am one of the King's Guard known as the Dawnbreaker.
This is my two other knights, Luis Moris.
Those are their real names.

(11:25):
But we've been plants here in Esken for the past 15 years.
Just keeping an eye on things in case something that the King godly foresaw might have happened.
Now it seems that something has.
It also seems you've passed the trials of Fibela. Congratulations.
Yeah, I closed that deal.

(11:49):
Pretty easy. Didn't take any damage.
I was swimming the entire time.
That's right. I'm really good when I'm soaking wet.
Yeah.
Hold on. No, don't throw the gnome.
Will you stop trying to throw me?
It's just the one time. I already said I'm sorry.
What do you mean you threw? I'd like to give him a kiss.
Can we watch the replay again?

(12:11):
The replay. Oh, that's rock. The replay.
I saw it on the show.
Enough with the replay.
Oh, you're very odd, aren't you?
You swam very fast.
So let me get this straight. You're not with those lightning people.
Broden, no. I've been trying to.
There's a reason I infiltrated his network is to keep an eye on what he was doing.

(12:34):
And the son of that last Torgoni.
It's very concerning what's happening behind that lightning wall.
Very. Is there any particular reason you're trying to seduce me?
Just playing my part.
What part is that?
The bar wench.
You did a damn good job.

(12:56):
Subterfuge is one of the peak skills of being a Dawnbreaker.
You need to be able to be present anywhere but not be given away.
Hmm. Anyway.
Do we know what's happening behind the wall?
Unfortunately, I do know a little bit.
So that cloaked figure that Broden always has with him now, he was introduced to him by some man.

(13:20):
Red skin. Weird. Odd.
Yes?
Did you say red skin?
You saw the man with the red skin. Where?
I still don't get it. What is it?
It was a couple weeks ago now he was here.
Yeah, he was the one that introduced Broden to that figure.
He seemed to just, he had the weirdest vibe about him. He gave me chills.

(13:44):
Do I give you chills?
Not particularly.
I mean, some of your stories that I've heard, yes, do give me chills. You've done some pretty heinous things, Bernard.
Thank you.
You're not talking about the pigeon, are you?
The seagull?
Oh yes, the seagull.
I mean, you shouldn't kill the national bird of Mordraen, but...

(14:07):
No, put it out of its misery.
Dangerous species, did you not read the fucking, you know...
I thought it was a pigeon.
Kill the bird?
Yeah, there's too many pigeons. You should be getting rid of those, but the seagulls, there's only like 300 of them left.
They are endangered.
They will.
They used to be fucking everywhere.

(14:28):
I think they started eating mushrooms.
Oh yeah, that'll kill them.
Enough. I need to know exactly where you saw this person.
You're over there by yourself.
Who was he talking to? Who was he with?
I just told you he was talking to Broly.
Where was he heading?
I don't know. I didn't speak with him.
We're out on the sofa. Come over here while you're over there at the front desk.

(14:49):
No.
Yeah, the fist pounding is going to be a hotel door ring.
That's what you're going to hit.
I'm going to walk out.
What? Okay, you're just going to walk out with Broly?
Yep, because now I'm pissed.
Should we go after him or is he okay?
Let him pray it off.

(15:10):
Like his pants.
That's okay, fair enough. He's a pants prayer.
He just looks outside and I'm just pantless praying.
Every now and then a Mori Walker comes by and you stab it.
Yes.
Just looks at him and shanks his head.
Morgana, what's your take on this? Do you know anyone with red skin that gives, you know, no pants once you man a vibe?

(15:31):
No, I haven't met anybody down here before.
All of this is very new to me. I don't know anything of her.
No one with red skin?
No.
Your god doesn't have red skin? Your father doesn't have red skin?
No, my god is a dragon.
Yeah, definitely was not a drak. He was... I honestly couldn't tell what he was, but...

(15:52):
It's very interesting that he was the one that introduced Broden to this character and then the hooded figure was...
gave Broden a couple vials.
Don't tell me we were going to go and kill my old, you know, employer.
I don't know if he's quite there anymore.
When the attack happened they drank those vials and him and Vinsk and Dorm turned into...

(16:14):
something.
Kind of like the wall fight where you had... where you turned into one of those clouds.
They did that for a moment and then came back as themselves, but they were definitely different.
It was very... odd.
Is he still Italian?
Was he ever Italian?
Absolutely.

(16:35):
I thought he was Irish.
You are. You are.
I'm pretty sure he's Italian. You saw his Italian suit.
You are what you wear.
The last name is Riccatoni.
Can't argue with that.
What is it?
Rigoni.
Rigoni?
Rigoni? Oh, my me.
I'm pretty sure it's a riccatoni.
A pasta dish? That wouldn't make any sense.
Oh, my God.
It's because they're Italian.
You know, I've wanted to try that since we got done with this whole...

(16:58):
Blessings of Vabella and everything.
You know, I'm quite famished.
I kind of want to go out and get some good Italian cuisine.
I think everything's closed, clearly.
The rest of the citizens are still behind that salt wall.
Well, that's great.
They have some edible underpants in the back.
I don't want to know why you know that.
I don't know why you know that either.
I don't know that.

(17:20):
But no joke, I'm really hungry.
I mean, you have rations.
I don't want to eat those. I want spaghetti.
But yes, it's very concerning.
He definitely doesn't have any sort of army yet, but he's working on it.
By force, as it were, any of the citizens he brought back.
He has been testing to see who the vile will take to or not.

(17:46):
Whether they turn into a Thunder Elemental or one of the Knights, or they don't survive.
And those are the Knights that are running around with the lightning bolts.
Yes, those big ones.
For some reason, Dorm Finske and Broden were able to keep most of their facilities,
but those Knights are merely just shells, killing whatever Broden tells them to.

(18:10):
Our job was to get rid of the pirates when we did.
Do we really need to step in here?
Well, he doesn't have an army yet.
He's working on trying to get the numbers to finish off the Waverunners and fight Balton himself.
What exactly is your goal in all of this?
To protect the realm in the name of the King.
Are you ever going to ditch town with me, or are you going to stay here and fight the whole time?

(18:35):
Are any of you not craven?
I'm backyard Bernard.
What the hell is a craven?
A coward.
Is that another species of bird?
Well, it might be. But no, not a coward.
No, no. It's like when you don't see any hope left, you put them out of their misery.
It's kind of how you do with a city.
So you would abandon the Waverunners and the rest of the citizens to the fate of either
Balton coming back and killing them, or Broden taking them by force and transforming them into abominations or killing them?

(19:01):
But it's a fight-
No, no. See, I still see a little bit of hope in the city. That's why I'm not gone yet.
Then where? What is your plan?
I'm asking you that.
Oh. I was going to go find the Waverunners and talk to the Lieutenant and see what
they wanted to try and either counteroffensive while Balton's in retreat or storm Broden before it gets out of hand.
Oh, fuck. We forgot them. They're on the wall.

(19:23):
We're actually on our way to the Waverunners right now.
Yeah, I'll follow you.
Shall we all convene with the Waverunners then?
Let's go to the Waverunners.
Do you need to get your pantsless friend?
No, he's fine.
He'll catch up.
Will I?
He's going to blow it off sooner or later.
You guys leave the brothel, I assume?
Yeah.
Do you want to take any mementos with you?
Absolutely.

(19:46):
You take in the picture of destiny?
Picture of destiny. And I also like to go through the cast register.
Oh, smart.
There is no cash register. There is a safe.
Is it open?
No.
Nobody leaves safes open.
Well, I can't get through this.
Defeats the purpose.

(20:07):
Don't worry. I'll try.
Are you really going to?
Well, it's just brothel after all.
Yeah, exactly.
I wasn't here.
We should put the money into something useful.
Karina and the two orcs walk out.
Wait, wait. I want to follow her.
Destiny, wait.
You just go out with them.
You don't want to try to break into the safe.
I was going to, but she's leaving.
It's a safe.
And like in the walls, it's just like fucking sitting there.

(20:28):
It's in the wall.
Don't forget to try to use the lube.
I'll try.
Beware.
You just want to force it open?
I'll try.
K-roll strength might.
It's high.
So is that roll 16?
T and a 19.
I mean, you make a dent, you damage it.

(20:50):
Yeah, it's not budging.
Do it again.
All right.
I'll fucking voice in my head says, do it again.
Go for it.
What are you using to do this?
Are you just hitting it with your axe or are you just pulling on the door?
Kicking it.
I flew against the wall.
I'm just grabbing the hand.
I'm just trying to pull the door open.
Okay.
I'm just fucking just reefing on it.
I mean, if you go berserker, you get a plus two on your might.
All right.

(21:13):
Fuck.
17.
I'll give you one more shot before the handle breaks off.
Come on.
That was worse.
Yeah.
16.
Yeah.
So the last pull, the whole like wheel that's on there just click breaks off.
I'll take the wheel.
That's what I meant to go.

(21:34):
You guys all head out.
Argon, you're standing and sitting in the street.
Brian, there's like 30 bodies next to me.
This is a pile of these walkers.
A pile of dead bodies.
Yeah, I'm going to join them.
Okay.
Wait there without your pants.
Put your pants back on.
We're moving.
Sorry.
Hang on.
Yeah.
You know, I'm not really good at reading people, but are you dealing with emotions?

(21:58):
Yes.
Keep it to yourself.
Thanks.
That was well said.
You guys continue walking.
Argon, one of the orcs.
Maurice, as you three know him, hangs back with you.
Brave warrior.
Who are you?
Name is Maurice.
What do you want?
There are no words of consolation that can help.

(22:22):
Just know, revenge tears you apart from the inside as well.
Redemption is what you seek, not revenge.
I see.
That gives you a huge pat on the back.
Take damage.
You guys continue on and do you like to walk and talk or do you want to be like?

(22:45):
I'll walk and talk.
I'm just following Karina.
The Night King or whoever this guy is.
Is he still around?
The King?
Yeah.
Yes, he's off at the Halthor ruins.
He's been there for 19 years.
19 years, 19 years.
That's well past the age of consent.
Indeed.
My God.
Sorry.

(23:06):
You're thinking about that stuff, you know, this time.
Why would you bring your God into this?
My God?
You said my God.
Well, clearly my God will kick the shit out of everyone.
Everyone knows that.
Well, I don't think this is the place to debate gods.
You're right.
Mine is better.

(23:27):
Okay, so real quick.
But now I mentioned a little something about his relationship with them.
How do they know each other?
I just know that to spend a lot of time.
The King and Bernard?
I'm not sure if that's for me to tell you, Bernard.
Yeah, I met the guy.
He's pretty cool.
Got his autograph.
Didn't really want it.

(23:48):
One of those things where you're like, oh yeah, what's up?
Yep, saved the town a couple times.
Yeah, no, I don't care about your autograph.
Oh, hands me a napkin with his autograph.
I mean, that's all he's willing to say.
It's not my place to tell you.
Why the hell are we doing this for the King?
I'm not doing anything.

(24:09):
I'm just here for the adventure.
My head hurts.
At this point, you arrive at the wall.
There are a couple of wave runners posted outside.
They see you guys in recognition and allow you entry.
And this wall is hollowed out, kind of like the prison wall was.
But this is actually more of like the barracks of the town.
So there is like guard cots and some weaponry and things like that.

(24:33):
It definitely is better built to be a fortification.
It's not as fragile as the prison wall was.
Well, you guys as well kind of held up, huh?
Yeah, that it did.
As Travis approaches you guys.
Good to see you.
Congratulations getting through the trials and helping us retake the city, as it were.
Seems Bolton's been sent running.

(24:54):
All right, so are we done?
Well, there's still the matter of Bolton himself.
Who are these knights with you?
She is my girlfriend at one point.
Now she says it's all fake.
But anyway, they're on our side.
Right.
Oh, New Dawn order.
That's interesting.
I'll take all the help we can get.

(25:15):
Did you say Red Dawn?
New Dawn.
The Order of the King.
The last of the Twilight Alliance.
Twilight?
You remember that, well, you don't remember, but you know of the Twilight War.
And just before you were born, as far as I remember.
Holy shit, how fucking old are you?
I'm pretty damn old.

(25:37):
Yeah, he's really fucking old.
And you're still kicking around.
You're still out here killing shit with us.
Still swimming with piranhas, so to speak.
Either way, we've only had minimum losses taking the wall.
We have the ballistas.
There's even a couple of seaworthy ships in the dock still.
A couple of war vessels.
Oh, please, can we guys just think about it?

(25:58):
We can go and ditch everything that we know and we can go just sail the ocean right now.
All of us. All four.
Sorry, five of us.
Can't forget Cendricks.
All five of us can just get on the ship.
Oh, hey, do you want a ship?
I mean, that's a cool thing to add to my collection.
I'll totally take a ship.
All right, so we got one.
That's two of us on board.
What three of us do you think?
Well, I mean, what is the plan to just sail out and meet Balton on the sea?

(26:23):
Fuck no, dude.
I thought we can go sail the world and go see shit.
You say you want to see the world.
Well, now you can.
I don't know what the hell your motivation is.
It sounds pretty cool, though, but...
There's still an entire town being turned into lightning gods and thunder monsters.
I, for one, am completely in.

(26:45):
Well, that's three thunder monsters and lightning.
You're talking about Broden.
Yes.
So it's worse than I thought.
Yeah, I can't.
Yeah, just ask this chick.
She's been with him for a while.
Yeah, she fills him in.
Well, that's disturbing.
So now we have two fronts to deal with.

(27:06):
Shit.
Yes, unfortunately, shit is the right word.
So as far as I know, Broden is probably planning to...
He knows the wall is going down, the salt wall ends tonight.
And we also happen to come across some information about Balton.
And apparently something with the eclipsing moon gives him more power.

(27:33):
And with the eclipse tonight, he will probably be back.
Right.
Who's extremely religious amongst everyone here?
Karina raises her hand.
All right.
So does Travis.
What the hell does the red eclipse moon have got to do with anything?
Whose god is it?
The tale of the moon does go back to the Twilight War with the legendary knights, Evelyn and Maldor.

(28:00):
It's said that when they came together and formed the Twilight Alliance to defeat Galanthor,
the wicked sorcerer and the lord of the undead, they sacrificed themselves to seal off the demon realm.
When they did, the two moons appeared.
So legend has it they became the moons and the moons are sort of like a shield to this realm.

(28:21):
OK, so...
I remember that bedtime story.
Bedtime story?
I didn't fucking hear of it.
From our archives truth.
I never told my son that. I hope he doesn't hate me.
Oh, I mean, worst thing that happens, you might have become like a tax collector or something, right?
Oh.
Oh, so sorry. I didn't mean to strike a nerve.

(28:42):
I would like to roll damage.
Psychic damage.
Emotional damage.
That's four.
Yeah, you get a piercing headache.
And just heartache.
You're telling me they're going to try to break the shackles to release this guy?
Release what guy?
Well, the evil sorcerer.

(29:03):
Galanthor?
Yeah.
I don't think that it'd be possible to release.
Well, not.
As far as I know, he was dead.
I think beyond the impossible.
They killed him and then sealed the realms.
Yeah, but he's undead, isn't he? He can control that. So why can he control his own fate?
That's deeply disturbing to think about if he is still living.
Yeah, and this is coming from a dwarf, so you know.

(29:26):
Interesting enough, my head is really hurting today.
Oh, tell me about it. I'm so freaking sad.
So what you're saying is both of them are going to attack on the same night?
That's the way it seems, so.
With no words, I'd like to go bend down to back up and I'll pick him up and actually give him a hug.
Thank you. Your beard's really hot.

(29:48):
We may have time to evacuate the citizens, but Broden is watching and the second that wall comes down, he's planning to probably take as many as he can.
The more he takes, the larger his forces grow.
You guys want to kill him right there and now?
Who poses a bigger problem?
Well, it seems like an opportune moment to take on Bolton as well. He's in retreat.

(30:10):
As far as I know, only the death barnacle now rises above the water.
Bolton it is.
This is a matter of getting over there.
We have a ship.
Dude, I can't fucking swim all that well.
Well, there's also the catacombs that lead underneath the water to the lighthouse.
But we have a freaking boat.
You're right.
I can make an ice sheet we can all float on.
That's pretty sick.

(30:32):
Well, I mean, Bolton's going to see us coming and I know there's not many ships.
There's no more other ships, but I don't know what the death barnacle can hold in store.
We're moving, sitting ducks moving towards him.
It'll take us at least it takes minutes to get to the lighthouse.
All right.
It's a long time.

(30:53):
But you guys got to remember to Gagliano said that Bolton can't be killed on the sea.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, OK.
You got to like take him to the land.
So I asked about the job.
That doesn't work.
Let's just drag his ass there and just kick them, beat the living shit out of him on the fucking beach.
Have a laugh and then kill them.

(31:15):
All right. I have two ideas.
One.
I have one idea.
How about we turn the ballistas and just shoot the crap out of the whole cloud city over there?
Out of the lighthouse or out of Broden?
Broden.
We can try, but I would assume the wall is about the same as our salt walls where it can't be penetrated by anything but holy or unholy magics or energies.

(31:42):
And if it does get through, it might hurt the citizens on the other side as well.
At this point, we're dealing with a small hostage situation on top of everything.
Now, I'm pretty sure this chick Karina said that they're all either dead or turned into weird magic beasts.
Well, they're currently in the process.
There's a lot of citizens that have chosen to go over there and this figure that he's with can only try to modify as many or few as at a time.

(32:08):
I mean, Betty's over there.
All right.
No, I left as soon as things got bad and I had the opportunity.
Just shoot the wall?
So shoot the wall.
Give it a try.
Kill everyone inside.
If you have the blessings of Fabella, which clearly two of you do, you should be able to enter the walls freely.
Well, I won't.

(32:29):
And we could stay outside and pray, buddy.
Well, I was saying there is there are catacombs that leave.
I mean, you went to Brodin's office.
You were in those caves.
You have the blessings.
They should open up to you as well to take you to the great lighthouse directly by foot.
But we just fucking walk there and walk through the wall.
You guys can take the catacombs when we get you there at the lighthouse.

(32:55):
OK, no one's up for that plan.
So are we more concerned about Bolton than Brodin currently?
Why are they all B names?
I'm getting confused.
All bandits have B names.
Somebody sucks at naming people.
Bitches.

(33:18):
Just waiting to meet Bryce.
He's our clan leader.
I mean, either way.
Well, as far as the Waverunners are concerned, we're better on the water.
We do have our own blessings that help guide us.
We can move our ships slightly faster.
We are unable to be thrown overboard on vessels and we're more comfortable fighting there.

(33:45):
So you have forces.
At least we'd be willing to probably take Bolton on head on so you can get to him at least.
So I'm kind of lost here because it seems like only two of us can go get Brodin.
And if we all go out to sea, we can't kill the dude because he's not on land.
So it sounds like a lose-lose.

(34:06):
Let's just sail the sea.
Well, there is something we could do about him if he needs to get to land.
Let's do it.
Speak.
It's a risk, but we have two warships and then three cargo vessels that are seaworthy that we know of.
We could try to retrofit the ballistas from the wall onto the war vessels and drag the Death Barnacle to the bay.

(34:29):
That's a brilliant idea.
That's the only thing I've heard so far.
That's the best thing you ever thought of.
Dude, this guy's like hella smart.
Dude, right?
We should make him part of our team.
We're going to unionize all the knights.
Well, I mean, that seems like a decent idea.
We can try to...the Dawnbreakers can go and be with the rest of the citizens at the sea wall.

(34:53):
If Brodin does anything funny, we might be able to hold him off for a bit.
Your time is limited.
You'll have to go and deal with Bolton before the wall falls and probably before the eclipse.
Okay, we will go deal with Bolton on the sea and then rush back to the salt.

(35:16):
Well, I mean, we'll have to probably leave the warships.
They're the only ones capable of getting those ballistas attached.
We'll have to get them behind the...you'll have to take a cargo vessel to get closer to the Death Barnacle.
Unless you wanted to have some two of you sneak into the lighthouse.
I like that a lot.
Wait, how fast does the ice sheet move on water?

(35:39):
I believe it's as fast as we can row.
As fast as we can paddle.
I don't think it would go as fast as a ship.
But we have the unlimited water from the shell.
We can use that as a little motor.
Not only that, do you think we can be like a little tow?
The ship can tow us right behind them and they can't even see us.

(36:00):
I mean, that might be the option once we get closer with the larger ships.
You possibly could sneak onto a ship being on an ice sheet.
You wouldn't expect...
At least, I mean, hell, I wouldn't expect someone to come floating on a piece of ice to board my vessel.
That's crazy, isn't it?
Dude, it sounds fucking cool.
What season is it right now?
It is late summer.

(36:22):
Alright, yeah, there's no ice out here at all. Not yet.
How big is your ice sheet and stuff?
10 yards in diameter.
Oh, shit.
An ice sheet can be up to 10 yards and I dance...
Up to so we can make it any size.
Anywhere within 30 yards of you.
And then it says...
If you cast ice sheet on a body of water, it freezes the surface.

(36:46):
Creating ice thick enough for a person to walk on, free floating unless it can touch or anchor to where the water meets land.
A 10 yard or smaller diameter area is completely frozen over.
The ice sheet persists as long as local temperature allows.
Okay, I mean, even though it's summer, it's still an ocean, so it's cold.

(37:08):
So ice will hang out for a while.
So that is something you could use as a vessel.
Let's do it.
What do you...what do you want to do?
Bro, put the ballistas on, we'll sneak out on the ice sheet and all that crap.
Okay.
I suppose let's get to work then.
That's what I said.

(37:29):
You just always have to have the last word.
Yes?
Fucking no.
How far away is Bolton's ship?
So the great lighthouse from here is about 10 miles.
10? Fuck yeah. We're gonna have to row 10 miles.
Well, I think you might be better off.

(37:51):
We'll go on the ships.
I mean, if it was to get dicey, you can use your icy to try and get the rest of the way.
Because I assume he'll see the ships coming.
And I'm sure he'll open fire.
And the ships will work as a distraction as well.
Yeah, yeah, they'll just sink the ship and we'll be on an ice sheet.

(38:13):
Right. Okay, so we'll have our two...
We'll use two cargo ships for our wave runners.
Because we'll accompany... some of us will accompany you.
The rest will be on the warships to arm the ballistas.
And then you can take one of the vessels for yourself as the decoy to hopefully get close enough to the death barnacle.
This sounds like a crazy idea.

(38:35):
Dude, you guys are fucking nuts.
Like, if I couldn't die, I'd be so afraid.
No, magic never fails. Don't worry.
It doesn't. It really doesn't.
I'm honestly surprised I've lived this long.
I mean, if you have the blessings of Fabela as well, you should be better suited for naval and just water in general.

(38:58):
Yeah, that would have been really nice right now.
Not so loud, my god, with you. He's not very... he won't be happy about it.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know the rules of the gods. I'm not going to pretend to know them anyway.
Let's get to work.
They're very selfish. They only want like only the leaders that follow us to actually follow them.
They don't want the people in between.
So you guys take a couple hours to move ballistas from the wall onto the ships and retrofit them onto these warships.

(39:26):
The other cargo ships get transformed into more into light.
Yours is like the lightest vessel, just trying to be made the fastest as possible.
And at this point, it is night. It's probably around 738 o'clock.
The moons have just crested over the horizon, kind of lighting up the bay and everything.

(39:48):
And ready to depart whenever.
Can I hit the back of a ship with a bottle?
It doesn't break.
Oh, Evan.
Yeah, it doesn't break the first time.
It bounces off.
Dang it.

(40:09):
You throw it on the ground, it breaks.
Why does that always happen to me?
Right then. So we're ready to go.
I threw the bottle, didn't I?
Oh, that's what you were trying to do.
Well, good luck, warriors.
Hopefully your plan succeeds, otherwise, well, it'll be an interesting report for the King to know how Esken was lost.

(40:36):
You still report to that guy?
Yes, I work for him.
Aren't you older than him?
I thought you hadn't talked to him in 19 years.
Yes, he gave me my last orders and I'm fulfilling them.
So when's the last time you talked to him?
19 years.
So you haven't talked to him in 19 years?
No.
But you still report to him?

(40:57):
I will report to him, yes.
Have you reported anything in the last 19 years?
Well, I have my reports ready. I haven't returned to the capital.
Are you trying to get at that he might be dead?
So you just got like six binders worth of reports, huh?
Yes.
And you think he's going to sit down and read all of them?
Yes.
He's going to have 19 years till the next time he gets more reports, so.

(41:20):
Well, we'll see you later, Kirito. It's been fun.
Right.
Grab one of those binders.
She doesn't have them with her.
Karina, I owe you an apology.
I'm sorry for yelling.
Getting so hysterical.
That's okay, pray for it.
There is something you must know, all of you.

(41:42):
The reason for my actions, my anger, my quietness.
And with the red skin, he slaughtered almost my entire village.
This is my mission, and I will get my revenge.
Why are you so always like, why are you always out?
I just told you.

(42:06):
Can I, can I roll to give Karina a kiss?
This guy's like an apology.
Dude, breathe. It's okay. Relax.
I'm still winded.
The whole time.
You can give her your ceremonial kiss.
Yes.
Thank you, brave warrior.
And Maurice comes and gives you a warrior's handshake.

(42:28):
Yes.
Big orc arm.
This is fucking huge.
I would like to give you a ceremonial kiss too.
No.
I don't think you follow shit.
Four fours.
He still rolled.
You were able to grab her hand and kiss it.
You lotion.

(42:49):
Well, good luck.
We might cross paths again or we might not.
You'd like to cross my path, wouldn't you?
Not for another 19 years.
Roughly.
Turn and walk off.
Right then.
Ready to load the ships then?
Yes.

(43:10):
What about the remaining survivors?
The rest of the citizens are still behind the salt wall.
Can we use this as a diversion to get the rest of the citizens out of the city?
Well, from what Karina said, Ball Broden's watching them and if they let the wall down early, he might just scoop in and try to take them.
Let me get this straight real quick. You guys got out of the wall, right?

(43:33):
Yes, I made a hole.
Didn't we recommend not making a hole in the salt wall?
It was a mistake at the time, but we wouldn't have been able to be here if we didn't.
Alright, fair enough.
Damn, we should just went back to the survivors if there's already a hole in the wall.
Just got them out.
Whatever, let's just do this thing.

(43:54):
I don't know if we're capable of defeating Bolton since we don't have Abela's actual blessings.
Speak for yourself.
Well, you two do, obviously.
And you have a couple of boons, but...
What'd you call me?
I don't know.
Worse names than that, I assure you.
I shove them off the ship.

(44:15):
Okay, okay, hold on.
We're going to fight Bolton.
No pushing people off ships.
No throwing people off ships.
Can you make a guardrail so I won't fall? I'm kind of scared. I can't really swim.
No.
That's for training ships.
You can swim.
I know.
You can also breathe underwater.
I don't want to. I'm scared.

(44:36):
Pretty sure we just did a huge trial where we are swimming.
Yeah, dude, that blessing, you could pretty much be like a fish.
I don't want to be a fish.
You could be the first dwarf fish, man.
I don't want to be a first dwarf fish.
The first lava fish.
Oh, lava fish sounds cool.
I don't want to be a fish that's made of lava.
After I reach the school and learn more magic, I'll turn you into a fish.

(44:57):
Who says I'm going to stay with you until that point?
I'll find you after, and I'll turn you into a fish.
I'm fucking running away from you now.
I said a lot of attention.
I'm ready to face my dad.
So at this point, you guys are getting ready.
Morgana, the stone that you have starts to vibrate.

(45:19):
What?
Why do you keep that bullet in your legs?
Oh my God.
Bro.
My kid's listening, man.
I hope not.
We're supposed to be allowed to listen to this, we said.
This is an 18 plus podcast.
I haven't gotten that by now.
I don't know what to tell you.

(45:40):
Yes, you're SOL.
But yes.
Yeah.
Hello.
Morgana.
Yes.
It's Efren.
Oh, hello.
Nice to hear your voice.
Oh, you're still alive.
How did it go?
It's fine.
We are going out to fight Botan currently.

(46:02):
Really?
Yes.
Okay.
Why are you calling?
I was calling to let you know that we've actually been able to...
Some of the acolytes and myself were able to see a little bit of Botan's plan about the divination of Abela.
Yes, it's fucking bad.
You can see Botan's plan?

(46:24):
Well, we were able to ask Abela and it seems your completion of the trial was a little bit of a boost to our powers again.
I'll put the phone on speaker.
Hello everyone.
Hello.
Everybody gather round.
So yeah, Botan is using some demon power.

(46:46):
Yeah, we figured that.
Well, I don't think you understand to the extent.
So when the Eclipse I'moons happen, that is the last seal to the Zemin realm.
So the eclipse is actually a lapse in the powers and it allows some of that power to come through from the other side.
He's going to utilize this to create a massive tidal wave and sink most of more drain.

(47:16):
Well, that sucks.
So, yeah, I mean, you're already on your way to kill him.
So please, please kill him.
Please.
We're on our way to.
Too bad there's a hole in your salt wall.
Otherwise, you would have been fine underneath.
Well, I mean, you're not wrong, but it wouldn't hold forever.

(47:41):
It actually is where a few hours out from it being dropped.
That's that's true.
Got to make this quick.
OK.
Yeah.
And so we'll click.
How my cats are doing?
Oh, yeah.
See, he's lost two pounds dog.
Oh, fuck.

(48:02):
He's actually doing really well.
Damn it.
He likes the water treadmill.
And then Dexter.
I don't know what's wrong with that cat.
What you do to him?
Nothing.
He's just it's just strange.
Does he just sit there and stare?
Yes, he just stares.
Yes.
But he did that when he was with him as well.

(48:24):
We had alkalites stand 24 hours and he never blinks.
Are you sure he wasn't blinking at the same time as the alkalites?
I don't know.
I'm kind of scared.
Are you sure he's not from the demon realm?
No, that's my Dexter.
All right.
Tell him that daddy misses him.

(48:45):
Just don't look at him in the eyes.
I'll hit you door.
Real quick, while you're on speaker, which one's a bigger threat to you guys?
Brodin or Bolton?
I mean, I'm not sure what Brodin is doing or anything happening with that.
But I would assume Bolton is the big issue.
Trying to sink half the continent or a majority of more drain.

(49:08):
It's not a good thing.
Well, if Brodin gets to you guys before we get back, do not go into the cloud.
Tell the rest of the city not to go into the cloud.
Right.
I mean, we've been trying to tell them not to go with him.
Well, tell them for sure this time.
Tell them if they go, they die.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, we found out they're just killing them all.

(49:30):
It's freaking Ashwitz over there.
Oh, what the fuck?
Damn.
Even the German, what the fuck?
Germany, we love you.
Well, that sounds good.
Maybe I should restate that.

(49:52):
It's like a concentration camp over there.
It's not making it better.
That in no way makes it better.
You literally just used the general term instead.
It's not singling out a historical event as much anyway.
Let the citizens know if they go with them, they die.

(50:13):
Yeah, I will let them know.
Well, now we have two things to worry about.
I thought once Bolton was dealt with, we might be able just to leave.
I mean, is Bolton really doing a bad thing?
He's just making the whole continent like a beachfront.
Well, it's pretty nice.
Habela also, I mean, everyone get their toes in the water.
Dude, he could like so if he covers it in water, then he's immortal.

(50:36):
Like wherever he goes.
Fucking don't think that's the whole thing.
Everyone's trying to be a mortal.
I don't think it counts as beachfront if it's underwater.
Not the half, but the other half that's still up.
That's a lot of like a lot of people, man.
They can swim.
They can swim.
That's not true.
I mean, what do you think doggy paddle came from?

(50:58):
It's from an animal going out to fucking swim.
I mean, it's your guys' call.
I mean, I'm just hanging out with you, but if you can leave.
I swam in.
I've been wanting to leave this whole time.
I think we should go fight Bolton now before it's too late.
Can you please just go?
I'm getting a little worried about the time.
Can we do a quick search?
Of?

(51:19):
I need a heat.
So it would have taken hours.
You guys probably would not have been doing so much to be like assistant.
They had it handled as far as I know.
But what about moving the ballistas from the wall to the shore?
There's enough nights.
So they were very capable.
And they know how to do it also.

(51:40):
You guys probably don't know how to do that.
We just know how to reload aim and fire.
You know how to use them.
But we were sitting back and drinking some coconut water.
Probably don't know how to do, you know.
Actually, I am blister certified.
You just know how to do everything.
You didn't know you're standing the presence of blister certified person.
I'm pretty sure your certification expired about 60 years ago.

(52:02):
Yeah, but the knowledge is still there.
Not only that, but the blisters really changed from now and then.
I mean, hell, they still may have wool, got the same design.
You guys can get 10 additional healing from like any residual nights.
Probably like Karina and the Dawnbreakers helping to heal you.
And then if you want to do any additional healing with healing kits, you can do that right now.

(52:25):
Or take this.
No, I like to hand him a healing kit.
Well, you want to use it on him?
Yeah, I want to use it on him.
Do you want to use it on him or do you want somebody with higher intelligence to use it on him?
Motherfucker.
Wait, wait, wait.
It's an intelligence roll.
Organa, here you go.
OK.
To use Argon's on Farn.

(52:46):
That's an 11.
That passes.
Two on the Dragon die and four intelligence, so that's six.
Travis will come to you guys.
So, I mean, you're probably the ones that are going to need this the most.
So here you can take some of these supplies and we'll give you four more healing kits from the barracks.
Yes, thank you.

(53:09):
Give them to intelligence people.
So that's one each or four.
However you guys want to split it.
All of them to Morgana.
Four total.
All of them to her.
But what if she goes down?
We'll fucking bring her up.
You can grab.
I mean, we could leave it like one of each.
We could just grab it out of each other's bags if really needed.
Agreed.
Anything in the barracks is at your disposal as well.
Any other weapons or anything like that you might need.

(53:31):
What's in the barracks?
Normal weapons.
How many more weapons can I carry?
I mean, there's going to be kind of like the same amount of like swords.
I guess if you want any like throwing weapons or anything like that, that might be throwing spears.
An armful of throwing spears.
You can have five.
I would like to look for ammunition for my fustable.

(53:52):
Sure.
Like any like special ammunition?
Yeah, any stabby stabby pointy ones.
Yeah, go ahead and roll for it.
Roll searching.
OK.
Damn.
Triple ones?
OK, yeah, you don't find any special ammunition at all.

(54:13):
I found a rock.
Yep.
You find some of the rubble, you know, you start picking up pebbles.
That's going to hurt a lot more than a fucking mushroom.
What's a minute's sack?
I mean, you still have your mushrooms too.
Oh yeah, but.
Is there any staffs in the armory?
Yeah, I mean, you got all those throwing spears you can use.
What do you want to staff for?

(54:34):
I was going to like, you know, since we all had weapons, I was going to like look for something.
She has a staff.
I have my quarter staff.
I just want to be fucking nice.
You healed me and such.
I thought I'd be, you know, you could engrave it.
You could draw a little little design on it.
This one's falling in love with the dragon.
What did you just say?
You could engrave my staff with a little design.
Do you guys need a moment?

(54:56):
I sense sexual tension.
What the hell is wrong with you?
I don't know.
A lot.
My pants are still down and I'm missing a fucking shoe.
Well, fucking pull them up.
Did you take my shoe?
Why?
I don't know.
I must have left it at camp.
Right then.
I mean, you're able to refill on arrows too.
I prefer not to use a quarter staff.

(55:18):
I'll grab her quarter staff.
I'll engrave it when we're done.
No, but I want it now.
Oh, you want it now?
You can't take it from me.
This is my staff in case I need it.
Maybe I need to bop somebody in the head.
All right.
What if he tries to throw the gnome again?
That was one time.

(55:39):
We need to bop him.
I need to bop him with my staff.
Not like a metal, like a fire poke or anything like that.
It's like a metal rod.
No, it's wood.
I know.
A metal rod that's an armory.
No.
Fuck.
Yeah.
I think he should have the stick to bop the guy.
Well, I know.
I was going to carve it.
I'm going to take my stick back.

(56:00):
Yeah.
You guys have like, you guys, his sticks hurt.
His stick especially hurts a lot.
Right.
Are you guys ready?
Yes.
No.
Are we doing this?
All right.
Yes.
All right.
Awful one and one for all.
I suppose.
Get the fuck out of here.
To strength.

(56:21):
Mel's getting it.
Does anyone have any words of encouragement before we go to our death or?
To strength.
I bring out my sword.
To strength.
To honor.
Jump on her.
Stay on her.
Can't come in her.
Come on her.
Yeah.
I bought him with my sword staff.
See, you got to have the stick.

(56:44):
See, I told you I needed the stick.
Go ahead and roll leadership just for shits and giggles.
Yay.
Oh, these dice are nice.
Two fours and a five.
Shit, is that five on your dragon die?
No, it's a four.
Okay.
You have it.
It still works.
Yay.
That's high enough.

(57:05):
What's your communication?
Zero and no leadership focus.
I totally forgot.
I have the talent, you know, inspire.
You didn't tell me before I said that.
Well, how the fuck was I supposed to know you're going to give us speech?
I thought we were in the moment.
I'm feeling good now.
This is not a moment.
I'm actually healed.
I don't know about you guys, but I'm actually pretty inspired by that.

(57:27):
Thank you.
I just put my hand on your shoulder.
Please don't throw me.
Yeah.
I mean, that definitely was a high enough roll to inspire everyone.
You'll go ahead and everyone can have four temporary hit points.
Like four health.
So even if you have max health, you now have a four additional.

(57:48):
So next time you take damage, that four gets taken off first.
Perfect.
I no longer have a headache.
Right then.
So I assume you all know how to sail.
No, we were going to row.
I mean, my certificate, my certification expired on sailing to you.

(58:10):
Want to ding me for that?
Oh, shit.
From a volcano.
None of you have been on a ship.
I've seen pictures.
I just told you I was certified.
I walked past one.
All right.
I guess Bernard, if you could sail your vessel.
I kept.
Yeah, there's a tiny ship kind of fitting for a gnome.
It's a cargo ship, so it's pretty big.
It's not a warship.

(58:32):
Warship.
It's got mostly weapons on it.
This is built for size and carrying cargo.
You see their warships.
So they are these big wave runner ships.
They have like a seahorse head at the helm and nice big sails.
They have the huge ballistas on there with armor plating on the side.
And then there's these three cargo ships that are just like wooden vessel.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm used to the old school warships.

(58:55):
This isn't kind of small for me.
Right then.
I usually get above average ships.
We're going to shove off the two cargo ships.
If you want, since we killed Bolton, you can take his ship.
You know, give him another one over when he's dead.
Dude, you can be my first mate.
Don't think of it that way.

(59:16):
I've had three wives.
I'm just saying like second in command.
All right.
Do we have a name for our ship?
Do you need one?
Yes, absolutely.
Yeah.
I mean, you guys don't even have a name for your group of adventurers.
People will talk about this day for years and years to come.
We can make up the story later.

(59:38):
Glorious name.
Everyone you know is dead.
You motherfucker.
Dude, that was really fucked up.
Can I throw them?
I'm going to try throwing.
I'm going to roll.
I'll brace myself.
I'll plant my feet.
I can do a attack rolls or three and two accuracy brawling against each other.
Can you book them with their stakes?

(01:00:00):
Is it strength?
Accuracy brawling.
Fifteen.
That was not very nice, but you should not be throwing him.
Four, three, two plus one.
It's a ten.
What'd you get?
Fifteen.
Damn it.
Yeah.
You go to grab him, he's just fucking morphing.
Just go for a hug.

(01:00:23):
Are we doing this?
I give him a hug and I squeeze.
I'm going to the warship now.
Let's grab some decent parts.
Okay.
I think it's time to go.
You two need to stop getting along.
We need to stop getting along.
All right.
We need to stop.
You need to start.
Stop getting along.
Get off me.

(01:00:44):
These guys, man.
I know.
You see what I've been dealing with this whole time?
I feel bad for her mostly.
Yeah, me too.
Listen here.
The three of you guys.
All of you.
She's like the most, the leader of all of you, right?
At least she should be.
You should probably listen to her the most.
She is the youngest.
I'm pretty sure I'm older than you.

(01:01:06):
How old are you?
76.
My God.
That's like baby Drakias.
Yeah.
I mean, well over the age of consent, but.
I just hit 69 this year.
You guys are all really young.
Not me.
Well, except for the, yeah, the gnome's actually pretty, pretty old.
I can imagine I'm like 22 compared to a human.

(01:01:29):
Okay.
I'm in school learning magic.
So.
College.
They can drink.
College drugs, man.
I think we all need to drink now.
Are you on like some vacation or something like that?
I haven't seen you gone to school lately.
She's got a dark history.
I think.
And he doesn't want to talk about it.
I already told you.

(01:01:50):
I'm going to start walking.
You were there.
We need to.
They're waiting for you guys to embark.
All right.
I'm a second.
Okay.
Roll dexterity sailing.
The SS ice boat.
All of us.
Can we assist?
Is there like.
I like dexterity.

(01:02:11):
There is.
If you guys, if you guys want to assist, I mean, you are sailing a ship.
So you can all roll, but it, so essentially all it'll do is if I remember correctly,
actually don't remember how that mechanic works.
After 269 years, I can break the fourth wall.
Ain't that right guys?

(01:02:33):
I know you're, I know you're smiling right now.
Don't don't don't turn off the podcast.
I'm sorry.
It won't happen again.
I'm sorry.
We're sailing the ship.
I need your help.
All right.
I steer you go ahead, grab that rope, pull it down, voice the sail up.
Okay.
You over here.
Just pray with your pants on this time.
Swap the.

(01:02:54):
Morgana, if you could go ahead and roll up the anchor.
So everyone rolled dexterity sailing.
1312 16.
Fuck 16 with doubles.
Holy crap.
I had doubles to unfortunately doubles don't apply to this.

(01:03:15):
It is just a simple test, but that is three successes.
What are your three stunts?
Four, four, four.
It's a four, four, five.
Wait, did I feel did you?
You failed.
Oh, four, four, five.
Okay.
So you guys, yeah.
Bernard leads you on how to sail the ship very effectively.

(01:03:37):
And it just takes off.
Just tell me fucking ropes.
Which one you want me to pull?
I'm all tangled up.
Come on.
Sandrick starts biting through a couple of them to get you out.
Thanks, man.
But yeah, your vessel takes off as you speed into the bay towards the great lighthouse.

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