Some people get a glow-up and immediately forget they were ever crusty. đ
In this episode, we talk about the high horse Olympics. Those folks who were broke, struggling, or overweight five minutes ago and now act like they invented success. đ´â¨ Cool it, Carol. Just because youâve got veneers and a gym membership doesnât mean you get to shame someone still in the trenches. Humility called, and itâs wondering where you went.
Des got a letter in the mail. Like⌠stamped. Addressed to âNeighbor.â All to say, âHey, your tractor tapped our hog fence.â đđˇ Apparently, walking 40 feet to have a human conversation was just too much, so passive-aggressive pen pals it is.
Cortâs got a new tic: she canât wear sunglasses because they make her feel like her vision isnât as crisp. You ever turn down the music to find a street sign? Same energy. đ
We dive into the hilariously awkward world of social anxiety moves. You know the ones:
â¨Â Overexplaining like our life depends on it
â¨Â Leaving social events with zero warning
â¨Â Saying âyou too!â when the barista says âenjoy your coffeeâ
â¨Â Creating full-on mental PowerPoint presentations before sending a text
Weâre all just Crying But Trying out here, besties.
So, turn us up, laugh with us, and rememberâŚjudgment is out, weird is in. đ§Ą
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