4th Anniversary Special

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Hi, y'all, and welcome toan extra special episode of All Crime,

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No Cattle, because today we arecelebrating our fourth anniversary. Yay, fourth
anniversary. We're still doing it.We're still here. We're still here,
We're still kicking it. We're stillaround. You know, we've come so
far from one person on a futonand another person at a computer to still
being one person on a foot ina computer. Yes, but for our

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special episode, I see that you'vedressed up. I'd like everyone to know
that you were wearing a suit jacketand a tie in a dress shirt.
Yes, along with sweatpants and moccasins. He only dressed himself halfway today,
but that's because it's a celebration.Shay, what are we doing today?

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Well? I did dress this waybecause I'm used to that zoom life.
Or you only have to dress upfrom the waist up. Yeah. Well,
as each year closes, we kickoff the next year of the show,
and we have a little tradition thatwe like to do, and we
like to do something fun and silly, celebrate the year's work on the show
and have some fun. And asAaron mentioned, we refer to these as

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our anniversary episodes, and of course, at the end of these episodes,
we will be playing a year's worthof blooper real material to pull back the
curtain just a peek. But firstwe need to play a game. I
am calling this simply, is itTexas or is it Florida headlines edition?
Gententententent? Okay, Wow, thatwas intense, and you know we've kind

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of done something like this similar inthe past, but I help, the
production value is a lot higher onthis side. Oh kay. Tent twenty
one brought us a lot of things, some good, some bad. However,
one of the best parts has beenthe weird headlines from the states of
Texas as well as Florida. Youmay have heard of quote Florida Man referring

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to weird and strange headlines from Floridathat start with the words Florida man,
as in Florida man tosses alligator throughdrive through window or Florida woman yes,
and this is spread out to beFlorida woman now and Florida dog. It
runs the gamut, not wanting tobe one up, though the lone star

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state has offered up equally strange newsstories being dubbed and tagged with the terms
Texas man and Texas woman on socialmedia, kind of documenting weird news headlines
for both, and if you digfurther, you really just find that both
of these states have a unique abilityto generate headlines that make you just do
a double take. Yeah, andas we know, a lot of the

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reason why Texas and Florida specifically havesuch strange headlines and strange bizarre news stories
is because of the greater access topublic records that citizens get in those states.
So a lot more information about strangecases gets released to the public in
Florida and Texas than it does inother areas. So it's a little bit
of a bias in reporting specifically becausethe media and the public can access more

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records that in other places are notavailable. Yeah, it's really something that's
driving this phenomena, yes, butit is still a very fun phenomena.
We've seen lots of commonalities between Texasand Florida emerging as we have and if
you if you have a state thathas these similar open records rights and you
want to pit it against Texas forthe end of next year or another time,

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we could do another game show.Send us your state challenge accepted Texas
versus Wisconsin, Texas versus Arizona.Might that might be a good one.
Well, here's how the game isgoing to work. I will read Aaron
a headline from the news with thestate's names redacted. Then Aaron will try
to deduce just from the headline itself, if this story took place in Texas

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or in Florida, and everyone listeningcan play along too. So I'll give
you some time to get a penand paper out if you want to write
down your answers or if you wantto make your decision in your head,
and I, of course, willalso be tabulating your correct answers. Aaron,
So you're competing with the listeners onthis one. You've got to represent
the show and set the bar realhigh so that they got something to competing.

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No, no, what if Ido terribly? Oh? Well,
you know, do I lose myjob? Do you lose your media credentials?
Do one of the listeners take myjob? Is that? What's happening?
Yeah, we'll see. Additionally,these stories aren't just related to crime.
They will also involve nature stories,animal news, spooky creepy happenings,

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food related high jinks, and someeven involve bones. Oh okay, so
Aaron, I have to know,are you ready to play? Is it
Texas or is it Florida? HeadlinesEdition, I've never been more ready.
All right, the crowd is readyto all right, so let's get started.

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Here is your first headline. Nakedman arrested after wandering into his neighbor's
yard and jumping on their trampoline.Woo, this is a good one.
See it was a hot summer.It was a hot summer. That's right.

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I can see this happening in Floridaor Texas. I feel like I
heard about this maybe, So I'mgonna say Texas. Okay, are you
going to lock that answer in?I am all right. Well let's find
out if you were correct. Thisheadline appeared in the KLUV News last March

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when a woman in Fort Myers,Florida, answered her door when she heard
someone outside knocking. So, yeah, it's Florida. So I'm already I'm
already zero for one over one andlet me just put that on my tabulation
here. When she opened her door, she came face to face with her

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neighbor, twenty one year old AdrianLee Gonzalez, Bradway. The weird thing
was he was naked, and thisis in broad daylight, by the way,
the woman asked Bradway if he neededany help, he responded simply no,
and then turned around completely and justwalked off her stoop. Pretty strange,
right, But about half an hourlater it got even weirder. The

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homeowner was shocked again when she waswalking by one of her windows and saw
a movement outside out of the cornerof her vision. She turned to look
and saw the same neighbor jumping upand down on the family trampoline in the
backyard. Oh no, yeah,and he wasn't really like paying attention to
the house. He was just kindof looking off in the distance and spinning.

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Yeah, of flopping around and allof his glory, I guess.
And also, yeah, he hadn'tdecided to go home to put clothes on
before his trampoline session in her backyard. Yeah, he was doing this all
in the buff. The homeowner latersaid that she didn't know if her neighbor
was on drugs or how he hadgotten into her backyard. But it gets

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a little weird here and cringey becauseafter she observed Bradway fondling himself while trampolineing.
She decided, enough's enough. We'regoing to call the police. Yeah,
and this is where I draw theline on my free trampoline time in
my backyard for my neighborly newict Iguess. Luckily, the police were quick
to arrive, and when Bradway sawthem, he leapt off the trampoline and

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ran up to her back door ofthe house demanding to be let in.
And the woman didn't respond and refusedto open the door, to which Bradway
responded by smashing in one of herwindows with a rock. But thankfully police
were right there and they apprehended Bradwaybefore any more damage could be done or
the situation could escalate. Wait,what happened? Why was he trying to

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break into the house? We don'tknow. This is the only report of
this naked trampolineer that I could findon the news that I mean, that
started silly, but that got scaryat the end. Oh my god.
According to dub USC, another Floridanews station, Bradway is now facing charges
of burglary, public exposure, trespassing, and criminal mischief. The homeowner was

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a little rattled by Bradway's behavior andthe broken window, but was otherwise unharmed,
and by all reports that I've seen, which are few, she seems
to be handling the whole bizarre eventreally well. And she added that this
was a weird day for sure.Well, I'm glad the thing, it's
too freaky happened. I'm really gladthat she called the police. Win she

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did. Wow, So it's justlike a weird story, but not a
horrible one. Yeah. Man,of all the things that I don't want
to see done on a trampoline,no, yeah, that's one of them.
Can you name five more things?Brushing your teeth that seems painful?

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You're just hitting your gums with thetoothbrush. Sure, Chopping vegetables? Oh
god, nothing with a knife?Yeah yeah, probably all right. So,
uh you're over one, Aaron.Are you ready for your next I'm
headline? I'm ready, Okay,all right, I gotta step it up,
get back on that horse. Wellhere we go. Couple finds pet

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chihuahua as stowaway in suitcase. Ohthat's all I get? Um? Oh
okay, Oh see, now we'regetting weird because you did a Florida one
first, do you do a Texasone and it's a chihuahua. It is
a chihuahua. You think people inFlorida don't have cheuaha, But it's own.

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They're only in Texas or in Mexico. That's what I've heard. They
have their band all in Florida.Yeah, I'm gonna go Texas on this
one. Okay, let's see ifyou were right. Casey b D News
reported last October that Jared and ChristyOwens walked into the local airport excited and

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ready for their trip to Las Vegasfor a weekend getaway. It's gonna be
a lot of fun. They weregonna gamble, They had a whole like
Slewis shows. They were gonna gosee. It was business as usual until
check in at the Southwest Airlines counterinside of Lubbock Airport. Oh yay,

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oh thank you, thank you somuch. So things became strange when all
of a sudden, when they're thereat this airline's counter, their dog magically
appears like their dog, not expected, Jared told the new appears were like
at the at the counter, you'llsee is it taking tickets. It's got

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the little suit on and the littleascot were happy to see you. Where
are you headed today? Here isthis dog and I don't understand. Well,
he'll see, Jared told the newsstation, quote, they put my
bag on the scale, and thisbag is basically like five five and a
half pounds overweight. I waited atthe house really quickly. We are like,

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oh, we have got to rearrangesome stuff, throw some things away,
put something in the carry on.We opened up the suitcase and literally
there's our dog coming out of myboot, coming out of my boot with
his head just popping up. Inthat situation, your whole trip is ruined.

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Right like you You're not going toVegas at that point, because now
you got to figure out what areyou going to do with your dog?
Well what happened? Well, well, the dog's going to Vegas. I
guess the dog's gonna have a party. Meet some poodles, Go get some
kimel, go get some camel.Well, the dog's name is Ikey.

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Ikey, the family's tiny chihuahua.Apparently, Ikey decided to hide in Jared's
boot during the packing process. Jaredsaid that after they wage their bag,
he went to go put something elseback in it and never waited a second
time, and the dog must havegot into the suit case at that point.
And apparently she loves to burrow andclothes, and she loves to burrow

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in almost anything, and that includessuit cases. Now, Kathy Cook was
the employee at the Southwest counter whohelped Jared and Christie with the situation and
even offered to watch little Ikey whilethe family was gone on their trip.
I don't know how I would feelabout just handing Nelson over to a stranger

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as I went to Vegas. ButJared said, Southwest Airlines is lucky to
have such a wonderful employee. Hesaid she did a great job. Quote,
They've got a heck of an employeein Kathy. She went above and
beyond and never made us feel weirdabout it, you know what I mean.
Wait what he's about to explain.He's about to explain, you made

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it weird, dude. Okay,what they could have turned us in saying
we were trying to smuggle a dogto Vegas or something. We thought we
might be in legal trouble for asecond. They never acted like that though
they were extremely gracious. Like Isaid, she was willing to watch our
dog for us. While we weregone, and she did. This is

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wonderful. It's a great story.Yes, these people seem they weren't worried
they were going to get in trouble. That is like so cute to me.
I don't know why, like tsacomes up. I heard we got
a dog in a suitcase. They'rethey're part of the Las Vegas chihuahua smuggling
ring that we've heard about. Jaredalso said he is thankful they were able

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to find Ikey before they actually boardedthe plane, because Ikey may not have
made it all the way to Vegas. Okay, yeah, the journey could
have been a little rough, soto speak. Ikey would have made the
insight of that suitcase, little Ikey. Did you catch my pun? Did
you catch my that was too excitedabout my joke? Who was your joke?

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The journey could have been a littlerough, are uf? So to
speak? I like yours too,though I was I was waiting for my
pun gratification. Sorry, yeah,yeah, no, I like that.
That's good. Well. Jared andChristie say Ikey is safe and sound now
back at home and is still lovingher new suitcase home as well. So

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she's still burrowing in the suitcase andthey've made like they put clothes in there,
and she likes it. So inconclusion, some boots are made for
dog naps as well as walking init appears. Oh boy, that was
bad. Oh man, poor Ikeythough. I mean, she was just
trying to go to Vegas. That'sright, she just wanted to see a

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show. I wanted to see thefun from down under. She'd heard some
things from her chihuahua girlfriends chair.All right, one correct answer, one
wrong answer. Are you prepared foryour next headline? I am delude.

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Driver gets caught with buckled in skeletonposing as passenger in hov lane. Are
you real skeleton? That's all theinformation that you get. I'm gonna guess
this is a Halloween skeleton. Okay, although I'm intrigued. If this is

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a real human skeleton, I willtell you it may or may not be
this question, but there is aheadline that involves a real skeleton in this
game. Exciting. Okay, Um, you know I'm gonna say. I'm
gonna say this is Florida. Thisjust feels like Florida, Like a driving

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situation just feels Florida to me.I have absolutely no reason, Well,
we only ride horses here. Ijust feel like Florida, you got your
your Disney World down there and yourUniversal Studios or whatever those places. You

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got a million of those kinds ofplaces, your amusement parks and all of
that. So I feel like there'sa lot of driving and a lot of
probably HOV lanes are like important inFlorida. That's my That's that's where I'm
going with it. Let's see ifthis rationale pans out. Okay, because
we don't have amusement parks in Texas. You understand, there's all right.

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So KTRK ABC third teen News reportedon this situation last September. Authorities apparently
had a bone to pick with anaccused HOV cheater, and this story is
chock full of both the local policeand reporters puns that they are posting,
like in their articles and on socialmedia. So it's it's very punny.

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The Harris County Precinct Number five Constable'soffice shared a photo of a skeleton wearing
a hat buckled into a Houstonian's caron the day of the incident, So
you know what that means. Okay, but can I get an extra point?
Because you said, Harris County,and I knew immediately it was Houston.

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So do I get like a bonusHoustonian point, No, the Houston
people will give it to me.They're there, they have connections, they
can keep that in their records.Yes, thank you in Houston, Houstonians,
Houstonians, thanks. Yes. Soit was buckled into a Houstonian's car

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on the day of the incident.Now Constable Ted Heap stated on a social
media post that the driver was tryingto use the skeleton to make it look
like he was car pooling. However, an attentive deputy wasn't fooled by the
ruse. No kidding a skeleton.The driver in question was spotted with a

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decorative Halloween skeleton. So you alsogot that. Oh yeah, I basically
got this question right then. No, a holiday skeleton, riding shotgun and
the passenger seat on the Katie TollwayHOV lanes HOV stands for high Occupancy Vehicle
lanes, and these lanes are designatedfor vehicles with two or more living passengers.

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I don't know if yeah it's Ilove how you specified the living passengers,
and I don't know if people outsideof the US have HOV lanes or
you know, but that's what theyare. So Todd Heap also added quote
deputies issued a bona fide citation tothe driver after a sternhum lecture. Deputies

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wished him bone voyage. Wow.Who is this? This is Todd Heap,
the constable of Harris County Precinct numberfive. He's the one who made
those jokes. Yes, yes,yes. He posted that to social media
with a picture of the skeleton andwearing the weird hat and buckled in.

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He's got his hands in his lapand his mouth is gaping up and he's
just like, huh. He looksvery happy to be in the HOV lane.
Okay. Well. When asked whyhe was trying to cheat the HOV
lane rules with a plastic skeleton,the driver reportedly claimed he wasn't. Rather,
he just really liked Halloween and wasn'tpaying attention to the signs when he

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got in the HOV lane at Barker, Cyprus. And you know, here's
my thoughts on it. To behonest, it takes a lot of spine
to try and pull some thing thisbone headed. If you ask me,
I love it. Okay, youneed to go hang out with that constable.
I bet the two of you wouldget along swimming, hit each other
with bone puns, back and forthover beers. Yeah, let's do it.

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All right, Well, that goesdown as a wrong answer, Aaron,
So it's now one right to toowrong. Now I will say that
at some point in the game,Yeah, I'm really doing a lot of
boners, aren't I not get point? That was not humorous? Okay,

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all right, Now I will addthat there is a chance to get double
points on one question. I'm yeah, okay, all right. Are you
prepared for your next headline? Yes, all right, here we go.
Man uses finger guns to steal wafflehouse napkins. Deputies say, there's so

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many things you want to count thered flags. Man uses finger guns ding
to steal waffle house ding napkins.Ding. Deputies say, like, why
do you have to get the headlinewith Deputies say, I don't that is
true? That like there's another explanation, you see. This is another hard

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one because you got a waffle houseSouthern tradition exactly. Oh man, all
right, the last one was Texas. You're gonna do two Texas in a
room napkins to Florida people use napkinsmore or less than just I'm gonna say

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this is Texas. All right,Well are you gonna is that your final
answer? Yes, you're locking itin. Okay, let's find out if
you were correct. WCTV News backin October reported on this in a TV
broadcast, and they were diagramming asituation where a Madison County waffle house employee

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called nine one one Monday night toreport an attempted robbery. The suspect was
unarmed and simply left after grabbing somenapkins, according to the Madison County Sheriff's
Office. Authorities identified Edward Williams Rodriguezas the finger wielding assailant after analyzing their
video footage and taking witness descriptions.Rodriguez entered the waffle house on one four

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to five Southeast Bandit Street at abouteight pm. Witnesses described him as a
white man wearing a gray hoodie,dark jeans, a dark hat with dark
hair. He was reportedly accompanied bya small dog. Another dog is in
this situation, and it's also reallystrange in the story. Who brings a
dog inside of a waffle house?That's a big question of mine. Anybody

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he goes to waffle house. Youknow you're not allowed to dog inside.
I mean, come on, healthsafety be damned. They don't mop the
floors in the place. Hey,don't you naysay waffle house? We love
waffle house. Rodriguez then began shouting, quote, get on the ground,
y'all are getting robbed. According toMCSO's report, which is the local police

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department, he then stated that hewas quote high and drunk before grabbing some
napkins. Drunk exactly. He yelledout up high and drunk before grabbing some
napkins and walking out with his dog. Rodriguez got into a vehicle and left
the parking lot shortly after which awaffle house patron called nine one to report

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the weird napkin theft. So itwasn't even an employee they called. It
was just somebody having a way.This happens all the time. It's fine.
Yeah, it's not even two inthe morning. Yet it's only eight
pm at waffle house. There's somuch more to come. Local authorities in

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Florida said, quote, the suspectdid not appear to have a weapon,
but did raise his hands with hisfingers in the shape of a gun.
So that means sorry, Aaron,I'm really bad at this game. Deputies
were about to track down Rodriguez athis home and place him under arrest,

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but he simply just came in andadmitted to the crime, so then he
was transported to Madison County Jail oncharges of unarmed robbery and assault assault with
finger guns. The nine one onecaller told deputies no one was hurt during
this incident, but it left themall a bit scattered, smothered, covered,
peppered, capped, chunked, topped, diced, and a bit country.

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In other words, waffle house allthe way. She didn't say that
last part obviously, that's just howyou get That's all the ways you can
get your hash browns at waffle house. Oh man, that's good. And
uh, you know a bit countrythat's with gravy. Okay, yeah,
yeah. I was assuming that thefinger guns were going to come into play,

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as the suspect would have had themin their pockets and then made motions
to make it look like a gun. That's usually I mean, we've heard
about that happening, yeah, thatpeople try to rob banks like that.
It sounds like dude was just rollingaround with your finger guns just out yea,
yeah, yeah, Okay, Imean that's one way to do it.

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Napkins, though he didn't even geta waffle out of it. He's
gonna end up going to jail overNapkins. At least get up a con
waffle while you're in there, That'sall I'm saying. Waffle House, you
are a Southern tradition and I legend. All right, Aaron, you now
have three wrong answers and one correctone. That's not good to remind you

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that was Florida, So who knowswhat could be next? Is it gonna
be Texas? Or is it goingto be another Florida? Oh? Who
knows? All those are the options. Those are the options. So you've
had a fifty fifty shot this entiretime, or you're one for four.
Okay, are you prepared for yournext headline? Yes? Metal musician turns

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uncle's skeleton into skelecaster guitar. Okay, I believe I heard this story.
I don't remember where it was though, Well, again, the last one
was Florida, so no telling.If the last one was Florida, then

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are you are you trying to guideme to say no, no, this
one should be Texas? No,no, I'm just telling you you've had
because I feel like this is Florida. I mean, Joe with your gun
if you want to, I'm gonnasay this happened in Florida. All right?
Are you locking it in? Yes? I mean this point. HuffPost
dot Com wrote an article about thisparticular news story back in February. It

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was a very long and interesting article. I read the whole thing. It
involves a Tampa musician going by thename of Prince Midnight who wanted to make
a special guitar to honor his uncle, Philip, who he said is the
biggest metal head he's ever known.So you know what that means? Erin

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thank you, thank you so much. All right, So, yes,
it is indeed Florida. Now,did you want to make a comment about
that first line? The dude's name, what was it, Prince Midnight?
I love its gloss over his name. That is his legal name. Oh

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well, I mean this person changedit to the right. I don't know.
Apparently his uncle is the biggest metalhead he's ever met, so maybe
it's a whole family of metal heads. Oh I hope. Yeah, Well,
Prince Midnight made this guitar that henow refers to as a skelecaster by
using both the remains of a leftoverFender telecaster and the bones of his dearly

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departed uncle Philip. Now, haveyou heard about this story? Yes,
I believe I have. Okay.According to Prince Midnight, his uncle introduced
him to heavy metal back in thenineties. Unfortunately, though, Philip died
in a motorcycle accident in Greece innineteen ninety six at the age of twenty
eight, and his skeleton was donatedto a local college for science. So

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they went through the entire process ofmacerating his body, cleaning the skeleton,
and then they used it to studyit. And of course he was in
a horrific accident, so it wasn'tlike in perfect condition by any means,
Prince Midnight told huff Post quote,after twenty years, he ended up in
a cemetery. My family had topay rent on. This happened after the

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school was done using his remains likeliterally in a small wooden box. It's
a big problem in Greece because theOrthodox religion doesn't want people cremated. Quote,
so I'm guessing they were thinking abouthim getting cremated at some point but
that wasn't an option, and they'rejust paying rent on his remains. Prince
Midnight and the rest of the familywanted something better for Uncle Philip's bones,

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so they worked with a funeral homein Greece to figure out the details of
the repatriation process of his remains.Some friends and family were a little shocked
when they found out no cemetery plotfor Uncle Philip was being purchased in the
States. Phillip's bones in the smallwooden box were mostly intact, but some
had been broken into multiple pieces.Prince Midnight decided that since Uncle Philip was

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a metal head quote, he'd turnhim into a guitar. Friends familiar with
making guitars from scratch warned Prince Midnightthat a bone guitar wouldn't sound as good
as one made from wood, butthat did not deter Midnight. He didn't
mind if it didn't sound too great. He wanted to do something legendary for

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his uncle and make him into themusical instrument that he loved so much.
Completing the instrument wouldn't be easy either. First, Midnight had to weld a
metal bar to the spine to attachthe wooden guitar neck to the skeleton,
and then he had to make surethat the neck and bridge were exactly parallel
so the guitar strings would freely ring. He also had to put a input

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jack for the chord into Uncle Philip'shit bone to plug into an amplifier so
that it would make noise, andthen he had to put pickups on it,
all the electronics everything. Now Midnightwas saddened to mention that although Philip's
skull was included in the remains,it was too badly damn and they couldn't
add it to the headstock of theguitar at the top. He wanted that

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to be the crowning jewel of theguitar. But he said he's going to
try and figure out something to dowith those pieces of his skull. Some
questions about, Oh, well,I have an option for him. He
should go get it three D printedsomewhere. Oh, there you go.
It's probably somebody to mirror the partsthat were like damaged or missing, and
then you could create the whole skullthat way, all right, Prince Midnight,

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get me in touch with Prince Midnight, if you know Prince Midnight,
or if you're out there listening.Aaron's got great ideas for your guitar.
Yes, now, some questions aboutlegalities came up along the way, but
it turns out that all of theremains release forms and shipping forms had been
done correctly. Everything was on theup and up on paper, and it
is technically not illegal to own yourrelatives remains or modify them in the state

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of Florida. Some states have differentrules about modification of human remains. Technically,
Prince Midnight is only forbidden by lawfrom selling the skelecaster in the state
to Florida. He's reportedly having funjamming with Uncle Philip and doesn't expect he's
going anywhere anytime soon. And Ido have a link to a video where

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you can see Prince Midnight playing theskellcaster. Oh, I would love to
see that, because I haven't actuallyseen a picture of the thing, and
I don't know. I'm trying topicture what it looks like, and I
mean, I have no idea.Do you want to stand up and come
over here and look at it?Yeah, okay, well here you can
see all of the construction. Andhe's got like the rib cage, the

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collar bones, the pelvis, thespine and there's like a chain as a
guitar strap, and then all theelectronics are interwoven in there. So yeah,
I can imagine that was really hardto do. Yeah, so I
will be posting photos of some ofthese and also the video of Prince Midnight
playing the Skellicaster. So just alittle bit left here. He did say

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that the project caused some awkward momentswith his mom. He said, quote
at first she said it was sacrilegiousand work of the devil, you know
how moms can be. But laterhe also added quote, but I asked
her uncle Philip was the biggest metalhead of anybody. Where would he rather
be in the ground or shredding?She responded with quote, of course shredding.

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He'd rather be shredding. Yeah,I don't want to be in the
ground. That's awesome. Yeah,yeah, I think that's totally cool.
As long as you know that youhave the consent of the person. And
I love that this is a personthat he knew personally, Yeah, connection
with absolutely, and that he actuallybelieves and knows that this was something that

(34:38):
this person would have been excited aboutor thought was a hilarious idea. You
know would have been behind. SoI think that's hilarious and I would love
somebody to do something cool with mybones once I'm gone. Yeah, man,
I want to shred into the afterlife. Hell yeah, all right,
well I got that one right.So yes, I'm catching up. Two

(34:59):
to three. Ye, you're yougot two out of five so far.
So two to three. Are youprepared for your next headline? Yes?
State issues amber alert for Chucky doll. Oh I actually I don't do.

(35:24):
I need to take my drecting toremove myself from this because I know the
answer to that. Then you couldyou have a chance to tie the score.
That means I'm just a good modelcitizen that I'm reading these headlines reading
the news. You did do anepisode about the amber alert too, so
you've been you've been on high alertfor the amber alert stuff. Yeah.

(35:45):
This actually did happen in the greatState of Texas. I don't know where
though, but I know it didhappen in Texas. Well, let me
tell you if it is Texas orif it is, no, it's Texas.
According to ks SAT San Antonio Newsearly this past year, the Texas
Department of Public Safety made Texans quitepuzzled after accidentally sending out an amber alert

(36:08):
not for real children, but rathera disturbing pair of dolls. The two
dolls in question, and shown clearlyin the Amber alert's postings were Glenn Ray
from the seat of Chucky that's actuallyChucky's child in the sequels, and Chucky
himself from the film Child's Play andall of the franchise that continues after that.

(36:31):
The alert, sent out Friday,January twenty nine said Chucky was last
seen quote wearing blue denim overalls witha multicolored striped long sleeved shirt and wielding
a huge kitchen knife. Glenn wasspotted wearing a blue shirt with a black
collar. Obviously, people were verypuzzled why the DPS would jest about the

(36:52):
Amber alert system by posting this fakeamber alert with two horror movie characters.
So what happened? Like, howdid this occur? Yeah, it's a
good question. Eventually, DPS officialsdid come back and clarify the reason for
sending out the alert was that theIT Department apparently accidentally sent this alert out
over the official channels by mistake duringa routine test of the system. So

(37:16):
this is apparently like They didn't wantto have something that looked like a real
child that was in danger of anamber alert. They wanted something that no
one would pay attention to it ifit ever, like accidentally got used incorrectly
as the test image, and thenthey accidentally used the test image on the
real channel when testing the system.Ah, yeah, there was a big

(37:37):
kerfuffle. That was just a simplemistake. But the good news is that
no real children were missing in thisalert, and the notorious frightening pair of
dolls were never actually loose in Texas. However, maybe, just maybe this
will inspire a Texas themed sequel tothe Chucky franchise that I am pitching to

(37:58):
be titled Chucky Rides Again, aspin on the story where Chucky is unexpectedly
transported back to the wild West ofTexas to wreak havoc once more. I
love this idea. Is he gonnahave six shooters or is he's still gonna
have his his butcher knife? Both? And he's gonna get chaps and a
hat and a buckle. Yeah okay, yeah, he'll be a real black

(38:21):
hat. You know what's sad?I bet some studio would make that dumb
ass movie I mean, the wholeChucky franchise is dumb, right, Okay,
but I mean it sounds right up, it's Ali. I'm surprised there's
not one already. Honestly, Well, Aaron, I have great news.
Yeah you've tied the score to three. Now, okay, are you prepared

(38:42):
for your next headline? How manyof these total do we have? I'm
not telling and telling it to theend. Okay, hopefully I end with
a winning record, is all I'mconcerned about. I'll tell you when you
hit your final question. Oh there'sa threat. Why did I say it
like that? I'll tell you allright, here we go. Man accused

(39:12):
of trying to steal horses and ridethem home. Okay, I'm more just
confused about the headline itself. Manaccused of trying to steal horses and riding
them home. In riding them home, or and ride them home and riding
them home. It is a confusingit. Yeah, Okay, so he's

(39:36):
he's attempting to steal and ride.Okay, but I mean, isn't that
just part of the stealing is theriding them away? Maybe you put them
in a trailer and drive them away. Okay, I guess that's a good
point. So he literally rode themaway. Well, I mean this has
got to be texted, right,come on. Horse thiepen is a long

(39:57):
historied tradition and text very illegal.I'm going to talk about it here in
a second, to be fair,I'm going to talk about the legalities in
both states. Oh I'm just asecond. Well, I'm definitely going with
aid Texas answer for this one.All right, Well, let's find out
if you're correct, if you're readyto commit and lock it in. Yep.
Well, in Texas, stealing cattleor horses is a mandatory third degree

(40:22):
felony with penalties up to ten yearsin prison and a ten thousand dollars maximum
fine even today, even today.Wow. In Florida, the jail time
is halved for stealing horses, butthe fine remains the same. So that's
five years and ten thousand dollars.So if you're a quote muskie, which

(40:42):
is the term used aka horse thief, you'd probably rather do your equine heisting
in the Sunshine State these days.We've also discussed how Texas still has a
penalty of hanging for horse thieves onthe books, Like, technically that rule
still exists in our laws. Wetalked about that on the show before when
we did the Historic wild West episode, but the law has not been in

(41:05):
force since the late eighteen hundreds.This turned out to be very fortuitous for
one Florida man. Oh no,see you know what that means. Yes,
this story comes to us from ClickOrlando News, and this happened at
the very beginning of last year.One Florida man who is now behind bars

(41:30):
after deputies say that he tried tofree horses from a local ranch near Orlando
in January. The Lake County Sheriff'sOffice say ranch owners reported several horse stalls
were open and horses were just runningaround loose one night when they came back
to the ranch and they're like,hey, what's going on? As the
horses are all being corralled, andyou know, the ranch owner and all

(41:52):
of their workers are out there tryingto get the horses back in to their
stables and everything. That's stables,right, that's where they go. I'm
a real big horse guy, youcan tell. Yeah, horse stables,
yeah, the owners told deputies.Don't know, we're such city folk,
Yeah we are. The owners tolddeputies they saw a man driving the owner's

(42:15):
truck, who had apparently just beenhidden on the property. The owner drives
up with his workers. They getout to try and corral the loose horses,
and then all of a sudden,this guy jumps in his truck and
takes off. So one of theother owners, who was also at the
ranch and kind of racing to thescene, was able to stop the guy
driving the other owner's car. Thisperson is identified as Mark Anthony Hunt.

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The horse owners were able to detainmister Hunt until deputies arrived. While waiting
for the authorities, the owners reportedlyasked would be horse thief Hunt why he
opened the stalls in the first place. The fifty five year old man told
them that he didn't believe the horsesshould be caged in the first place,
and then he added one more pointquote, I tried to mount one of

(42:58):
the horses and ride at home,but it got away from me after it
kicked me off. Okay. TheSheriff's office says that the horses are valued
add around twenty thousand to eighty thousanddollars depending on which horse they're taught.
You're talking about, so these arelike expensive animals? Were these like race
horses or these are just regular horses. The story didn't say how it seems

(43:22):
like a lot for a horse,but I don't know they were fancy horses.
I guess, So get back tous if you have some more information
about like range of horse prices,because I don't know they seem expensive,
like yeah, just having a horse, right, Yeah, I guess so.
Yeah. Deputies took Hunt into custody, where they booked him into the
Lake County Detention Center on charges ofburglary, grand theft auto, and another

(43:43):
grand theft of the property variety.At first, I thought the grand theft
auto was for stealing the horse,but then I was like, oh,
no, he got in a truck. He did steal someone's truck. I
was like, that would be coolif, like, you stole a horse,
do you technically would get charged withgrand theft auto? Because it does
have horsepower? That's true. Imean, what if it's your only means
of transportation, it basically is yourvehicle. Yeah, it's your one horsepower

(44:06):
vehicle. And Hunt's bond was setat fifteen thousand dollars and I haven't heard
how it panned out. I don'tknow if he fought the case, or
if he's now in jail for horsetheft. But on the Lake County Sheriff's
Office Facebook page, they did putup a funny post about Hunt and the
story concluded with a bunch of hashtags, and I'm gonna read you their hashtags

(44:30):
want to be cowboy busted, don'tdrink, and try to ride a horse.
That's a hard hashtag to like,suss out, and especially bare back.
I would have also added my ownhashtag, say nay to stealing a
horse today? So there you go. Okay, Well and you guess Texas

(44:52):
correct? Yeah? No, Iguessed Florida. You didn't. It's on
recording. People are gonna see youtrying to cheat. All right, So
it's three to four. Now areyou ready for your next headline? Here?
Yes, tongue eating creature found atstate Park. This happened in Texas.

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Gross. Oh you know this onetoo? Yeah? This is gross.
I straight up hate the story.Okay, all right? Is that
your final answer? Yes? Allright, she's locking it in. Let's
see if you were correct. Thisis another story from KSAT News San Antonio,
reported on in October, and areally creepy one at that. So

(45:46):
you know what that means erin thistongue eating parasite is real and not from
a fictional creature feature. What's worse, it was found at a Texas state
park. This tongue eating louse,yes it's it's a type of loose,

(46:08):
was found inside the mouth of anAtlantic croaker at Galveston Island State Park in
October, according to the Texas StateParks and Wildlife Department. Aaron, did
you know that we have lause?What is a louse? It's an isopod.
Okay, we have isopods in ourlizards terrarium. That's bioactive. But
they're like nice, little sweet ones. Yeah, they don't eat people's tongues

(46:30):
or animals tongues. Okay, Ohtell me more. But it's like a
big one. Yeah. Yeah.So shockingly, they're actually pretty common among
certain species of fish and have beendiscovered in the Gulf of California as well
as the waters near Costa Rica,but this was the first time that they
have been documented in the Gulf coast. Using its front claws, this aquatic

(46:52):
parasite isopod severs the blood vessels inthe back of the fish's tongue, causing
the tongue to necros from lack ofblood. Then it attaches its own body
to the muscles of the tongue stuband essentially becomes the fish's new tongue.
Yeah, I don't think there's anythingworse. Could you imagine? Now,

(47:16):
this is the only known case ofa parasite functionally replacing a host organ.
I hate it, Yeah though,you know, and this is that's where
I'm going to stop telling you aboutit. But yeah, apparently they're in
the Gulf now. They use differentvarieties of hosts that include about three to
four different types of fish that livein the Gulf, and so I'm assuming

(47:37):
they're just in there and it's anopportunistic thing to where they're just able to
eat the food out of like literallyout of the fish's mouth. Yeah,
they eat some of the stuff thatthe fish tries to eat, but then
they also live on some of theon the host's blood as well. Oh
grous But it's like a it's it'sa it's also like a symbiotic relationship because

(47:58):
they've done studies and the fish thatthey're hosting live longer. Really yea,
why don't know, scientists don't knowyet. That's interesting. But when the
fish dies, they crawl out oftheir mouth like they eventually detached themselves,
crawl out of their mouth, andno one knows what happens, like do
they die after that or do theygo mate? Do they go find another
fish? Scientists don't know. That'shorrifying. Yeah, it's very creepy and

(48:22):
terrifying. But you'll be happy toknow that it doesn't kill the fish,
like I said. And also itdoesn't affect humans, so we're in no
danger of these isopods because if itdid affect humans, I would not be
going into the ocean ever. Again. Yeah, I would be moving out
of Texas further away from the coastin case they come on lands. Oh

(48:45):
man, that's a horrific story.But that is a point for you,
Aaron. So that means you've tiedit up once more. Four to four.
Are you ready for your next headline? I'm ready. Well, good,
because this is an armadilla double.Yes, congratulations, you've reached the

(49:07):
armadilla double. This question is worthdouble points. I'm very excited. I
love armadillo double. By the way, No, it's an armadilla double,
not dillo. Oh okay, Itickled myself. Woman finds python crawling out

(49:36):
of toilet. Well, this hasFlorida written all over it. Quite frankly,
it would seem so python. Ohwhat was the last one? If
you want to know, Texas wasTexas. But they don't always alternated.
Well, of course, I knowthey are mixed up. What I mean,

(49:57):
this had to be Florida. I'mgoing with Florida just because it's too
obvious. You're locking it in.Yeah, well let's find it. Don't
tell me this happened in like Waco. I'm gonna be mad. Well,
let's see. Speaking of nightmare fuel. Like our last story, this story
is from News West nine is definitelya story of sheer terror. Imagine finding

(50:22):
a snake in your toilet and amassive python no less like it reminds me
of when I was a kid andyou'd sit down to use the restroom and
then you'd be terrified, like whatif there's something in there? Why are
we also afraid of toilets as kids? I don't know, but were we?
I mean that was a thing,Yeah I was. Yeah, this
is exactly what happened to one womanin Andrews. Andrews is a city situated

(50:45):
northwest of Midland and Odessa in thePermian Basin of West Okay. I got
it wrong. You thought about goingfor Texas. You know that means war,
war, It's hard, it istough. And that was the Armadilla

(51:08):
double. So you missed out ondouble plots. I don't like this game.
You only get one wrong point though, you just missed it. Good.
Tell me about this Midland python.All right? Well, Patty Tidwell
woke up to use the restroom inthe middle of the night, as one
does, but she found an unexpectedvisitor in her bathroom. A rather large
python was perched and waiting for herright on her toilet. It appeared to

(51:31):
have crawled through the sewer line andout the toilet and then kind of perched
itself like over on her sink.So it was real. I mean,
I can't I can't even begin toimagine. Like you're just in a stupor
right like, woke up out ofsleep. You're like, oh, I
gotta go use the bathroom. Yougo in there and then boom, giant
snake. Yeah. So Tidwell toldNews West nine quote, when I opened

(51:53):
my bathroom door, switched the lighton, there was this big python hanging
out on the back of the toilet. It freaked me out. Never expected
that, Tidwell said, animal controlarrived in less than five minutes, which
she was very thankful for. Weirdly, they actually ended up using her hair

(52:15):
straightener to remove the snake, likeas little clampers or tongs or something,
which is weird, like why didyou use her hair straighteners? Detail in
the story they didn't have their owntook right, Like don't they have the
snake hooks the poles right? They'reusing her flat iron like what that's real
weird? But based on its size, the snake looked well fed and because

(52:38):
of that, Andrew's police officers believedthe python is someone's pet that got out
and made it into the sewer system. As for Patty Tidwell, though,
she says she's putting bricks and otherheavy things like old telephone books on the
toilet seat and the top of thetoilet in case any other scaly visitors try
to come during the night. Okay, do you think that's something she has

(53:00):
to worry about again? You thinkthat's something that's going to happen to you
twice in your life? I don'tknow, man if I walked in and
there was a python, and itlike hissed at me and opened its mouth
like I might be putting cinder blockson my toilet at night. I mean
that's true, because she's forever gonnabe worried about that. Now it's a
real fear. Yeah, now it'sa rationalized fear. Or it was kind

(53:21):
of a ridiculous fear, silly,But now, I mean, this woman
has every reason to believe snakes arebe coming out of her toilets all the
time. And what if she wentin there like me when I when I
have to go to the bathroom inthe middle of the night, glasses off,
can't see oh dark? What ifyou just sat right down on that
python? What would happen? Imean, I think I can imagine it

(53:44):
wouldn't go very well. Yeah,so that's good. Good for her.
Well, that's sad. We gotto add a wrong answer to your tally
here. Yeah, you got fourrights and five wrongs. Well we don't
have to, Well, yeah wedo. It's the rules. I run
a tight ship here on this gameshow. You look very professional. Thank

(54:05):
you. Are you ready for yournext headline? I'm ready? Woman hacked
flight system cleared planes with maintenance issuesto fly. I hope this didn't happen
at DFW Airport, our local airport, because that doesn't make me feel very

(54:30):
safe. I haven't heard of this. This sounds insane, which could be
either state. Yeah true, I'mgoing to say that this happened in Florida.
Okay, you lock it in.Yes, give me some good news.

(54:50):
Okay, I made this point.Another chance to tie here, Let's
see how it pans out. Thisstory comes to us from w SH ABC
eight News. They ran some newscoverage on this recently because there's been some
developments in this case. A BrevertCounty woman who was facing a string of
charges after she allegedly hacked into thecomputer system at Melbourne Flight Training Center at

(55:15):
their Florida offices. Yeah, whoa, you did it, Aaron. He
tied it up once again. Youcan't count you out. Okay. Authorities
were first alerted that something went wrongon January twelfth, twenty twenty one,
when the CEO of MFT, DerekFallon, logged into the flight training computer

(55:37):
and noticed multiple things didn't look correct. He detailed to ABC eight News that
the make, model and tail numbershad all been deleted. From twelve airplanes.
These were aircraft that had been flaggedas having maintenance issues. These planes
had also been switched to the quotecleared selection without the required pairs being done.

(56:00):
An affidavit that Fallon later signed saidquote, these aircraft, which may
have been unsafe to fly, werepurposefully made airworthy. So really dangerous situation.
I hate it. Yeah, hecome sound fun? Yeah. He
called the owner and creator of thesoftware program that this company uses and was

(56:21):
told that there was no statewide problemsthat would cause such an error. Fearing
that this could lead to possibly adeadly situation, Fallon instructed all flights to
be grounded until further information came outand they could restore the database and figure
out what the problem was. Whichis the safe thing to do next?
Fallon contacted the authorities and filed aformal statement. Within his statement, Falon

(56:44):
said quote between the time that thedata was altered and fixed, it was
a situation that could have endangered humanlives. Fallon identified two suspects he thought
could be responsible to the authorities.A man who had been the director of
maintenance for MFT before being fired backin November of twenty nineteen, and his

(57:05):
daughter, Lauren Lyde, who wastwenty six, who resigned from her job
as flight operations manager the same daythat her father was fired. He said
that these two people were still likeso much time later, still stewing about
how they had been fired and releasedfrom this company, So that's kind of
why he suggested them as possible suspects. Investigators found a log in belonging to

(57:29):
the current flight operations manager, andthey found that it had been used to
make the dangerous changes to the flightsoftware. However, the current flight operations
manager signed a separate affidavit stating thathe did not modify or delete any aircraft
information, so investigators later determined thatthe IP address used to log into the

(57:49):
software belonged to Lauren Lyde's father.Lyde's father told investigators he didn't have a
clue what had happened. There's noway that his computer could have accessed the
remotely into the MFT system and donethese things. Pressed on if he knew
anyone that would want to sabotage thecomputer information, he said, quote,
I'm kind of concerned about my daughterat this point. Lyde's father also added

(58:14):
that there was still hard feelings betweenher and her former boss, saying that
Fallon made her miserable and lied toher often quote she couldn't wait to get
out of there. You guys don'tunderstand the torment that he put her through
on a daily basis. So Lyde'sfather eventually later confessed to sabotaging the computers,

(58:35):
but police said that Lyde's father wasunable to explain how he did this,
most likely because he was trying totake the fall for his daughter to
protect her from any potential jail time. But detectives determined that Lauren Lyde was
one of only a few people inthe area who had the knowledge, the
skills, the ability, and motiveto alter the flight records. So she

(58:57):
was charged with accessing a computer electronicdevice without authority and modifying computer data programs
without authority as well, And thosecharges were submitted this past fall and she
is now awaiting trial. I knowthat was a lot of information, it
really it was. I have acouple of questions. First of all,

(59:17):
what was this lady's point, Whatwas their intention? I mean, it
sounds like she could have hurt people, right if she was clearing planes that
weren't safe to fly. To flyshe could have killed hundreds of people,
right, I think the prosecution issaving all those details for the trial.
Well, I mean, it's onething to be mad at a employer again,

(59:39):
and another thing entirely to try tokill hundreds of people because you're mad
at your employer. Like, Idon't understand the rationalel this guy's your boss,
Like he's not the one flying theplane. You're putting the pilot at
risk, the people that are inthe planes at risks exactly for what?
And I guess I guess because inher mind it would have gone back on
the employer. I guess it wouldbeen blamed on them. Yeah, but

(01:00:00):
she wasn't the flight operations man orher father wasn't the flight operations manager anymore.
She was probably I don't know,she needs help, yeah, clearly.
And then happily, you know,it all got figured out before anything
happened. Wow, what is horriblestory? I wonder. I'm very I'm
interested in hearing about that trial,though, more in details as they come

(01:00:21):
out. I know, I kindof want to cover it. But it's
from Florida, which you got correct. Okay, would you like to move
to Florida? No? Oh?Okay, no, I'm good. All
visit No gators, No gators,a gators. All right, you've tied
it up once again, Aaron,Are you prepared for your final question?

(01:00:45):
This is your chance to come outwith a winning record. Okay, Wait,
what am I right now? Fiveand five? Oh, it's down
to this last one. Down tothe last one. Okay, here's your
next headline. Custom officials sees morethan three hundred pounds of bologny and horse

(01:01:12):
meads. Of bologny and horse meads. Customs officials sees more than three hundred
pounds of bologny and horse meads.Okay, so we're talking about customs,
which is customs seems like a biggerthing for Florida than it does Texas.
So, I mean they both havemajor import export. That's true trading.

(01:01:37):
So to be fair, they're they'reboth major like cut entry points to the
Eastern Seaboard. Yeah, but Ithink Florida is like the bigger ones.
I'm gonna go with Florida. Ifeel like that's a pretty safe bet.
All right, tell me what Iwant. Well, are you locking it
in? Yes? Okay, let'ssee if you're right. More than three

(01:01:58):
hundred pounds of Bologny and does sinsof boxes of horse medication were recently seized
by the US Customs and Border Protectionofficers at the El Paso del Norte Bridge
in downtown El Paso. Yes,and this comes from the El Paso Times.
It was an article from this pastSeptember. Yeah, so you know

(01:02:19):
what that means, Aaron, thatmeans you get one. Last one of
these were word sad. Yeah.Can you guys do better than Aaron?
I mean, it wouldn't be thathard to do better than me. All
right. So this story involves atwenty year old El Paso man that was
issued a one thousand dollars civil finein the largest illegal border belogney bust in

(01:02:45):
Texas history. Wow. Yeah,do you want to know more about it?
Yeah? Have there been more thanone blogney busts? Apparently it's a
thing. Wow. And I hadno idea about bologny smuggling. No,
I'm thrilled to find out. Borderpatrol officials said this week that on the
morning of August twenty sixth, aBorder patrol officer spotted large lunch meat rolls

(01:03:08):
in the back seat of a twothousand and twelve Honda Odyssey arriving from Mexico.
They asked the driver if they hadany fruits, vegetables, meats,
plants, or animals to declare,to which they responded no, pretty bold
since they apparently weren't doing a verygood job of hiding their illegal blogney horde
and it was in clear view inthe back seat. Wait, they just

(01:03:30):
had blowney out in the seat.Apparently they had some blankets and stuff to
try and hide it, but theyhad like shifted since they had approached the
border crossing and like some of therolls were exposed. It was like,
come and cover up your rolls,man. That's my saying in life.
Cover up your rolls because I'm notin good shape. Had that malooney.

(01:03:53):
So after he said no he didn'thave anything to declare, and clearly he
did, he was sent to asecond are inspection site at the border crossing,
and that's where border patrol officers startedpulling out rolls upon rolls of lunch
meat from under blankets. Inside thecenter console of the vehicle. There was
like plastic panels they pulled off thehead malogna rolls in them. They were

(01:04:16):
under the seats inside large duffel bagsin the back. It was crazy.
The agency agricultural specialist seized a whoppingtotal of three hundred and twenty pounds of
pork, malooney, and thirty poundsof turkey and ham. These meats gave

(01:04:36):
me the widest eyed look. Youwere like, that's a lot of meat.
But the question remains why right,Well, the meat has since been
destroyed, but not before some ofthem were photographed in an avaritable illegal meat
pyramid and posted on social media forall to see. So there's some some

(01:05:00):
of the three hundred and twenty poundsis there's a picture of that that I
will put in the posting on socialmedia. The driver told officers that the
bologny was intended for resale in theUnited States, and apparently this is a
typical practice of border smugglers, andaccording to this article, they say Mexican
bologny can taste different from its UScounterparts and there is a real demand for

(01:05:24):
it in the States, where smugglerscan mark the price up by three times
as much as they bought it forin Mexico and they will resell it on
these apparent underground black market resales forlunch meat, which I didn't even know
was a thing. I found this, No, because why would it be.
That doesn't make any sense. Whatare you talking about? Apparently people

(01:05:45):
really love Mexican bologny. Why isit different than an American bologna? It
tastes different, they say, Theysay, it's very distinct, Okay,
like in a good way. Igets Damn, I guess we gotta get
our hands on this hot Mexican bologny. No, no, no, no,
we got to go to Mexico andeat some Mexican blow. We can't
get our hands on underground black market. I love the black market stuff.
That's why it tastes better. Oh, it's like very rare and there's a

(01:06:10):
high demand for it, and it'sillegal, so that makes it taste better.
Yes, yeah, more sweet hotmalogney sitting in back of a car
and customs it wasn't even Oh man, that's one way to get listeria.
Yeah, right now. If you'reasking yourself, why is Mexican bologne illegal

(01:06:31):
to bring across the border, orlike, why doesn't Mexican bologne producers like
sell Mexican bologne to the United States, Like why isn't it you know,
a part of our trade? Thetruth of the matter is that foreign port
products are banned because of potential tointroduce animal disease, according to the Border
Patrol and the USDA. Okay,but there are other meat products from outside

(01:06:56):
the United States are sold here,right, So why is it just beloney?
Maybe there's been problems in the past, and like maybe there's been introduced
animal disease passing through these meat products. Don't know, I couldn't say.
That's all I could find. Itwas a limited article about maloney smuggling.

(01:07:17):
Well, I mean, I'm readyto get down to the fine details of
this case. Well you're not gonnabecause in a separate in a separate case,
in the same week, the sameBorder Patrol office seized dozens of boxes
of prescription horse medication and several boxesof animal supplements at the El Paso del
Norte International Bridge, which is amouthful, the largest seizure of this type

(01:07:43):
of horse medication in twenty twenty one, and one of the largest that they've
ever seized. Wait, I havea question, sorry, horse medicine twenty
twenty one? Are we talking aboutivermectin? Well, you just got to
hold on and wait, oh,I gotta hold my horses don't write them
drunk. So the same week asthe Bologna seizure, a forty four year

(01:08:09):
old US citizen driving in from Mexicodeclared that he had vitamins, but an
inspection found that the quote unquote vitaminswere livestock veterinary medicine. These types of
animal medications were prohibited from entry becausethey are considered a restricted narcotic steroid.
I think you've probably heard the storiesin sports and professional wrestling of people using

(01:08:32):
these types of steroids that come fromanimals, usually horses, for performance enhancement.
They also come with a slew ofnasty side effects. One of the
most infamous examples of illegal use ofhorse steroids in sports and sports entertainment is
the Family Annihilator case of wrestler Crispand Waw. He was under the influence

(01:08:55):
of a whole slew of cocktail ofdrugs and medications and illegal substances, and
one of them was horse steroids.The driver in the animal medication seizure was
issued a five hundred dollars civil fine. Also, interestingly, these sorts of
seizures are common during the New Mexicohorse racing season, and that seems to
be the root cause of the spikein smuggling these types of medications during that

(01:09:19):
time of year. So I guessthey're trying to smuggle these steroids across to
get them to New Mexico so thatthey can pump these horses up for the
horse racing. I guess that's whatit is. Yeah, sounds like it
well. Border Patrol officials also clarifiedthat the seized veterinary medicine did not include
ivermectin and anti parasite farm animal medicationthat has been in the news recently and

(01:09:42):
at one point was touted by fringegroups as a possible treatment for COVID nineteen.
I knew you were going to askabout put that in there. Using
ivermectin to treat COVID nineteen is mostcertainly not true. It's unproven and could
potentially be very dangerous for anyone attemptingto use ivermectin in that way. The
Food and Drug Administration recently warned againstself medicating with ivermectin and other medicines intended

(01:10:06):
for animals. Ivermectin alone has ledto a spike in poison control calls just
in Texas. Some even even leadingto people dying. So, as a
formal stance on our show, weain't down with ivermectin in humans. Is
this the first formal stance that ACNChas ever made, and it's it's an
anti ivermectin stance. I feel safe, you know. I mean, that's

(01:10:30):
just that's our formal opinion. Listen, y'all. We don't have strong opinions
about many things except for ivermectin.It's the one thing we are willing to
put our names on. We're antiivermectin in. People like, put it
in your horse if they need it, if they have parasites. But man,

(01:10:50):
don't, don't be shooting horse stuffin your body. Yeah, it's
made for horses. Yeah. Soyeah, this is a whole of horse
roids and blogney logs, record seizuresand both. In both cases, the
stuff that has smuggled across the borderis as varied as it is wild in
the Lone Star State. So Ihope you learned a little bit about illegal

(01:11:14):
horse medication and illegal bologney logs.It has been a very captivating and academic
episode. Great, I'm glad.I'm glad you say that. Now it's
time to reveal your final score,which was five correct answers and six wrong
answers. If you can do itbetter than that, we want to hear

(01:11:35):
from you. Aaron did not winthe grand prize, which if she would
have finished with a over five hundredrecords, she would have gotten an illegal
black market roll of blowney that Ihad rid. So if any of the
listeners got all of them cracked,that's that Bologney is going straight to you.
Yeah, we're gonna illegally send itthrough the postage US Postal Service.

(01:12:00):
It's fine. No, none ofthat is true officially for the legal record.
All right, so we wrapped upthe game. What was your favorite
story in the game, Aaron,I assumed you would like the bone guitar
one. Yeah, the bone guitar, yeah, the skelecaster, Yeah,
that was pretty cool. That waspretty good. I liked the really punny
one with the also skeleton that waswriting in the hov lane. Yeah,

(01:12:21):
sure, I mean you love puns. I do. And of course,
again, there are other states withweird news if you want to submit those
to compete with Texas. We cando this again in the future. I
hope you liked the game show.I hope you had a good time eron
I did. I had a blast. And to kind of wrap up last
year's season of our show, wedid eclipse over four million downloads for the

(01:12:45):
show, So thank you to everyonewho streamed, downloaded, listened. It
really helps us to get noticed andmove up the charts. And thanks for
sticking with us. It's been aweird year, but we really appreciate your
support and all the kind words thatyou send to us on social media.
It really makes us want to keepdoing the show for as long as we
want to and as long as wecan. Maybe we can get a new

(01:13:08):
food on for you in twenty twentytwo. Oh, a new foodt on?
Fancy me? And yeah, andof course, thank you so much
to all of our patrons who backedthe show and support it and our you
know, our Texas Rangers who produceevery episode. We really love you guys,
and it means a lot. Itmeans a lot that you support our
show, our little show. Well, I think it's time that we say

(01:13:30):
goodbye to twenty twenty one and youknow, we get ready to start engrossing
ourselves and the great possibilities that twentytwenty two has for us. In the
future and we have to say goodbye. But the show isn't over. And
why is that, Aaron, Becausewe have the Blooper Real. Yeah,
and you know we had like thirtyplus minutes of stupid bloopers. It might

(01:13:55):
be our best Blooper Real ever.But we had to cut it down because
it was over thirty minutes long.But you know, it might be our
best one yet. I think yousay that every year. Well, I
think they've just been getting better andbetter, so I stand by it.
That's the second thing I stand by. And Okay, just those two things
I've remect in and our blooperreels.All right, until next time, y'all.

(01:14:18):
Always remember crime is bigger in TexasAudios. Goodbye, Hi everyone.

(01:14:40):
Okay, I'm so lame, allright, are you ready stop giggling?
We just gotta Oh Boy twenty twentyone. If that's not exciting enough.
This tale includes surprising elements such asinternational politics, drug drags, jags,

(01:15:02):
Eli drags, and the last bitwas the luckiest part because of his failing
hail hailoo. You know, mymy family, you can cut this or
put it in the blueper reel.I don't mind my family's nickname for a

(01:15:24):
vagina as I was growing up asa as a child was such weird.
Well, I'm just saying Cooter.Cooter's one, I would imagine, but
ours was Fu Foo And so thatsong little Bunny Foo Foo hopping through the
forest had a whole different meaning forme and my sister. Oh, this

(01:15:46):
episode is already the first one.I'm so happy. My episode is so
sad. I'm just I'm just thrilledto be here right now. Okay,
well, I'm glad we're breaking happinessto you and the people. Yes,
is exactly well. Anyways, BlakeDavis Junior, we'll call him just Blake

(01:16:10):
from here on out, was followingin his father's criminal footsteps, because in
nineteen seventy two, Blake found himselfbehind bars in federal penitentiary. Oh no,
how do you say it? Penitentiarypenitentiary. You know, the last
time he went down to see Blakethrough those iron cell bars, Blake was

(01:16:32):
not looking good. That is achainsaw. The two of them met in
Davis Senior's farce of a psychiatric Allright, we're gonna breathe. I'm gonna
breathe. There One two the Mosswho And by nineteen seventy six when he

(01:16:56):
took the job, he had nofamily, no money, no job,
only a particular set of skills.As Liam Neeson might say, say that
again because of the chains off.You chains off just started recording. Then

(01:17:20):
we got a complain to contend with. Jeez, we're never gonna finish recording?
Is it just our walls? Like? Are they so thin that you
can hear the neighbors redoing their fencewith the chainsaw and the plane and the
train acording in a tent? Allright, get back on it, get

(01:17:46):
back on it. It's a littlebackstory on it. Smoo, so a
little backstory on Mike Hill. Heactually made a comfortable living for a time

(01:18:08):
until he ill, until he ill? Woo who train to train, Train,
train, Draine to train. You'rea train person living on a train,
going buy our house and driving usinsane? Were you trying to do

(01:18:32):
our best while we record? Ishe INSI podcast? I recorded that?
By the way, I think thatshould be an alternate intron On Saturday,
June nineteenth, twenty ten. Apolissa, A polissa, A polissa,

(01:18:53):
A polissa? What does that evenmean? Oh? Polissa? As far
as I've read and again, Iwant to say this upfront. I am
not a master of stocks or stocksor you're not no on the stock marketing.
No, I leave that up toa financial advisor that handles my things

(01:19:14):
on his own, and I justput my trust live. We don't have
a financial I do personally for myown finances. Yeah, at work,
like my four oh one K andall that. Oh okay, all right,
I don't know how that works eveneither, So okay, let me
reset, let me reset. Okay, don't interrupt me. That's just just

(01:19:38):
take it out. Okay, pleasetake it? Did you say, oh,
please take me? I think Igot it. In weird Mike was
in a questioning room at the Sheriff'soffice. He was emotional and distraught,
but interrogation I was like, Iwas like, wait, that's a questioning

(01:20:08):
trying to figure out what that was. And after work, Tim and breathe.
I can't I can't ask you.I just don't want to breathe.
I don't breathe. I hate.They all lost contact with her, and

(01:20:28):
it seemed like Greg wanted to keepShelley isolated and separated from all of her
friends group, all of her friendgroup all of her friends. I switched
it up there. Okay, sayit again, because you were all of
her friends. Wait, you gottastop whatever, scratching and moving and stuff.

(01:20:49):
Oh fuck you up? Do youwant to record a podcast her?
I couldn't because you know I'm right. So I just said, Oh boy,

(01:21:11):
in the show, gradu are youlooking at me? Stupid place,
says stupid lyne. I'm ready toget out of here. Yeah, someone's
someone's in full termination mode. It'sthe final counterever, just like, can

(01:21:39):
we get in the show? Canwe leave now? Can we get the
out of here? Oh boy,we're saving that. So for about two
weeks, they were ordered to stayat home, and Joey's mother even thought
about sending her other children to inSan Antonio with their grandparents. So they

(01:22:02):
thought he was It's just too sillyto say it was a murdered Chinese agents
of a shrimp eever much, Itold you this story is crazy. Silly
story is crazy. I can't saythat. No, just let it ride,

(01:22:24):
Okay. In the end, itwas all for not. The Chinese
shrimp connection was yet another you can'tcome on, man, I know it's
out you shrimp connection. That's likeMiami Kids Connection. Oh my god,

(01:22:51):
I'm dying. Oh I got itmakes sense because this story has nothing to
do with the Chinese shrimp connection.It's like that movie. Oh my god,
oh whoa, oh my god?Okay, who all right? That's

(01:23:14):
all going in the Blue Parine.That's fun. That's fine. But you
stop to do a retake because welost. Did I not call it the
Chinese shrump connections? Okay? Allright, you just verified I can't call
it that. Okay, you haveto rephrase that, man, Okay on
Twitter, at ACNC podcast on Facebook, on Facebook and to beg any witnesses

(01:23:44):
to step forward for Amber's father Richards. A thunder fish sounds an airplane.
No, it's thunder, does notthunder. That's an airplane. I heard
it start. It's thunder and it'sstill going on. Yeah, I don't
know why you're giving me these clearlyairplane passing. That okay? What either

(01:24:05):
way? You need to restart.And in the video produced by w FAA,
Lee stood outside of his restaurant whileholding a baby picture of Andrew Kim
and he told the wait, I'msorry, a baby picture? Yeah,
what do you mean? A baby? Like a very small photograph or a

(01:24:27):
picture of him as as that wasn'twritten very well. I don't know why
that tickles me. No, it'ssuch a baby picture. Okay, hello,
okay, like missus doubt fire bullshit? Hello, hello, thunder.

(01:25:00):
It wasn't an airplane earlier it wasthunder, lightning and the thunder. That's
another airplane. You think that's anairplane? I heard it crackle. You
think that's thunder still happening seconds later? Shut up, I'm ready to go.
It's quiet. It's finally quiet.I'm ready to go. It's totally

(01:25:21):
thunder. Shut up about it.I can literally still hear it. But
it's thunder. Okay. Do youknow how thunder works? I know how
thunder. Do you know how aplane works? Shay, you want to
talk about a plane? You wantto get into an argument that is going
to end up in the blue pelIs it all right? Everyone who's listening

(01:25:42):
to this, is it thunder?Is a plane? Keep going, we'll
see. Let's see. How arewe going to see? They're gonna report
on this, They're gonna be onmy side. Yeah. And in fact,
he started posting so much unrelated contentthat he himself joked about it.
While introducing one of his videos titlednine Millimeter Rifle Test. I watched this

(01:26:09):
for you. Sorry that sound realizedrude. I watched this for you from
you. I meant for you tolaugh, and you just like your stone
faced looked at it was so weird. I've been for a joke. Okay,
okay, um and just kind ofbe like, and I watched this

(01:26:33):
for you. Don't say I watchedit for you. Okay, ready,
are you sure? I'll say I'lljust say, yeah, the whole,
the whole phone call with Officer Massett, the whole phone call with officer Officer
Yeah, the whole the who.In the plea deal, Trey would be

(01:26:59):
sentenced to life in prison without thepossibility of parole. And he waved his
whites too. He waved his whites. Oh the wiley rabbit, Oh West
we rabbit is waving his whites.Where am I these subsequent shootings? The

(01:27:21):
bore started yelling, Okay, wehave enough bloopers this episode. Okay,
this is what happens when we bothdo it case together, we get all
the bloopers. Ah, and Donnawas gifted the pen bill Clinton used to

(01:27:42):
sign the bill into law. Donnano, you don't know where that thing's
been. I'm so sorry I hadto say it. Oh, we have
fun. Glennon Johnson, the directorof activities at the educational complex, began

(01:28:06):
feeling ill. He became nauseated andweak and collapsed on the floor. The
other hostages, why I say that? The other okay, like have a
burp right here. I was justlike sitting. I gotta burt myself like
a baby. Oh, coke shouldout? Yeah, right and a Delbert

(01:28:32):
Sanchez sitting motionless on the large couchin the living room. Emphasize large on
the large couch. It was anormal size. Okay, I'll just take
large out. Oh, just sobecause there's multiple couches as well. This

(01:28:54):
one is the large couch, notthat small couch. Stupid, but we
haven't told us yet. I've done. It spawned several of Selina's most famous
hits, including La Caca, lacaca, let me, let me,

(01:29:14):
let me but my tongue. Butthese rolled ours. Let's go. If
you're listening to this at the endof the year on our blooper Real she
Aaron has been trying this entire episodeso hard on these pronunciations, and I'm
sure, it's awful, but I'msure so many people are gonna be mad

(01:29:35):
at me. I'm trying so far. Oh no, you're doing great.
I'm so white? Why okay?Brett spent the next several years mastering his
skills in landscape design. But duringthat time he didn't have much in the

(01:29:58):
way of a romance life. Hmm, romance life, that's not what I
wrote, boy, shaking off therest. But during those years he didn't
have much in the way of aroman I did you. But during those
years he didn't have much don't laughwhen you start the sentence. But during

(01:30:21):
those years, he didn't have muchin the way of a romance. What
are you trying to a romantic life? He didn't have any much in the
way of romance in his life.I don't know why I keep that phrase
up. She said that over thenext couple of hours, they drank and

(01:30:42):
talked. She said they talked abouttheir daughter, Liz, Jim's upcoming retirement
and the things they planned on doingtogether, like traveling and eventually settling down
at a beach house somewhere. Atsome point, Santra said that they made
love in the hot tub because Ijust made love. I hate having to

(01:31:03):
use that term. But should Isay have sex is made love? Okay?
I'm only I have to say itbecause it's brought up again later they
made I also have to talk aboutlove. I also like there sex toys

(01:31:24):
are involved in this situation scene andI'm not even talking. I'm not even
addressing them into the very end.I know it's gross. You have to
talk about these old, old fiftycouple in the fifties, but it was
still gross. Is that okay thatI said that they made love in the
bathtub? Can we just move on? Yeah? Okay. Later though,

(01:31:50):
she added that the jacuzzi was defectiveand ran loudly. And she and so
she and so, she and so, she said, she and so she's
and and she Wow excited to seewhat version comes up next, and she

(01:32:15):
suggested that it could have come.I just giggled my way through the whole
night. Oh my god, Okay, is this water? Yeah? H
list said, you sound like alike a baby cow. You know there's

(01:32:40):
those giant like milk things that theygive them. They're like, oh well,
I did literally just ask if Icould have some water out of that
water bottle. I know it's justthis water bottles loud. I don't know
why you decided to start podcasting waterright after I ask and after water Okay,

(01:33:09):
okay, Bessie. Yeah he's he'sMatt Max Seacrest. He is a
lengthy man. Oh wait wait andnow I didn't mean to say it.

(01:33:29):
I mean, like, he's awordy man. You don't believe all my
evidence, you can suck about it. So this isn't a massive mega church
with stadium seating or anything. Butyeah, it's a bigger than average church.

(01:33:50):
And it looks nice. It lookslike a nice building, you know.
I don't know, but I don'tknow what to say to that,
so it would sell for really well, I don't it's a good it's got
good mones like what. I guess. My point is just trying to be

(01:34:13):
like, it's the kind of placelike you might want to rob as we
kind of where I'm getting at,but I'm trying not to be too obvious,
so it kind of sticks out.Or no, if we could just
we could just move on, I'lljust say yeah, sure, because I'll

(01:34:33):
just say that because you know,because you asked a question, like you
know, so I have to saysomething just did no dick out the you
know, dick out that whole thingthat I said, the pall. But

(01:34:56):
again, if Missy interrupted a burglary, maybe that's why nothing is missing.
She interrupted the burglary, they weren'tdone yet. And then maybe they didn't
find the office where all the moneywas that they were looking for or whatever
it could be. Yes, maybethey were taking their sweet time, expecting
them to have just hours of freedomalone in this church to do whatever they

(01:35:16):
were planning on doing. Missy surprisedthem. They took her down and they
ran off before they were able tograb what they were there for. That
seems to make a lot of sense. Yes, I mean it does.
It does. Say so angry aboutthat, it does. It does.

(01:35:45):
How are you doing with the ghostin the room? He was like,
no, it doesn't, an idiot? Oh my god? Oh um,
what's happening? M hmmm? Whatdid I say? What was I saying?

(01:36:06):
Can I just move on? Okay? But he's this is upsetting.
I know, I'm really sorry aboutthat information. Um, but we don't
think he's Missy's killer. Okay,police have killed keV killed him. Police
have killed him, is what Ijust sadly they couldn't. They couldn't charge

(01:36:30):
him. It wasn't Missy's killer.So they took him out back and they
shot him. They're like, yougotta go. I mean, so he's
killed him. Are we good?Did we get that? Yeah? Ok,
yeah, it's gonna be other bookaro. Okay. The podcast is focused

(01:36:53):
on Missy's case, but they alsocover other True cream stories. But the
other true cream yam yum, goddamn it True creams. All right,
until next month, you guys,stay classy and always remember that all that

(01:37:18):
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