June 11, 2025 • 47 mins
Episode 152: Modi returns to the studio in New York City battling seasonal allergies while discussing the purported benefits of local honey with co-hosts Leo and Periel. The trio explores a range of topics from Graham Nash's impressive performance at 83 to home renovation challenges and philosophical reflections on life changes.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Welcome to Andy's Modi, and we are back in the
studio.
New York City.
The allergies are allergy-ing,so if you hear me sound like I
didn't just wake up, it's just alittle congestion.
The claritin and the flonase isall in there and we're going to
(00:25):
work on getting me some honeythat was grown on a rooftop in
Manhattan.
Yeah, you need to be eatinglocal honey according to the
holistic folks.
Okay, local honey and so, butit's good to be back in the
studio with you guys.
Hi, Periel.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Hi Leo, Hi Modi, what does local honey do?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I don't know, some woo woo stuff of like the way
the bees use the local flowersit like and then when you eat it
it helps your body process thepollen better oh it.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Probably it's more of a mental thing.
No, I think it's a real thing.
I don don't know, I believe it.
If you believe it, it works.
If you believe something works,it will work.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
It makes sense, though, that your body would
develop some kind of immunity ifyou're-.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah, it's like an immune response or something.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Look at me, I'm almost a doctor.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Wow, everyone's a doctor.
Everybody on a podcast is adoctor.
Now, as long as you have amicrophone in front of you like
this, you could say whatever youwant now the microphone's in
your face.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
It's really not a microphone.
They're all in their kitchen,these gen z kids, and like hey,
do you have like, uh, chestpalpitations and your arms numb
and your your your eyes a little?
You know all you need is alittle turmeric lemon and I
think you need 9-1-1, what youreally need.
But they all have their camerahere with letters and paragraphs
(01:48):
written all over the littlething and they are now the new
WebMD.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Go to the doctor If you don't feel well.
Go see a real life doctor.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yes, I went to go see what Do people still do that.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
You just went to a doctor.
I just went to a doctor, Iturned, I had a birthday, wow On
April 29th.
On April 30th I went to go seea cardiologist.
I just you got to keep themticking, you got to keep this
ticking, we got to keep thisgoing.
And let me tell you somethingyou can keep going, you can keep
(02:26):
going, you can keep going.
Last night we did an event, aprivate event, for someone's
75th birthday party, and I'mgoing to let you just know the
range of what was going on there.
It was me, because the familyloves me, and the birthday
person loved, loves me and hadme, and following me was Graham
Nash Wow, of Crosby, steele'sand Nash.
(02:47):
It was insane to watch him.
He's 83.
You would never know he was 83.
He went up there.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
They had it all set up like it was a he had nine
different guitars no, yeah,every song had a different
guitar.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
It was amazing.
He sang about 12 songs.
I don't think he did the fullsongs, but enough of the songs.
Everybody was in heaven.
Of course Everybody was inheaven Because the birthday boy
was 75 and he was 83.
So obviously when he wasgrowing up that's who he
listened to.
But they set it up as if it waslike we were at the Beacon.
(03:23):
They had two guitar guys withhim.
They had two piano guys Because, you know, back in those days
they didn't have like a bass guy, they had like a bass piano
thing and there was one guy thatwas running the show.
He kept handing him his guitarsin between songs.
This is Graham Nash, 83 yearsold, is ticking, kicking and
(03:46):
killing.
He killed it last night.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Now, do we need?
I know nothing about music.
Do we really need nine guitars,or is that like a little bit of
?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I am going to tell you that I believe do you need
nine guitars to do a show likethis?
I don't know, I'm not amusician, but for the optics
everybody in the room isthinking, oh my God, how much
did he pay for this?
There's 18 people up there.
There's the producer, there'sthe sound guy.
(04:19):
They have this one machine thatlike it's a special bass
machine that you can tell it'slike from the fifties.
I don't know what.
It's a special base machine thatyou can tell it's like from the
50s, um, I don't know what it'scalled.
The only thing I know.
Only reason I know what it isis because they had it on um
american pickers.
They found it once and thenthey did a whole episode of what
this machine is.
It's a special machine like up.
It rotates inside and it was, Idon't know it get.
(04:42):
First of all, it gives you hope.
There's a, a man, 83 years old,singing.
That's not comedy, it's singing.
You got to be on tune, you gotto be in sync with the people
you're up there with.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
How big was the room?
Like, that's like.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
It was a stunning rooftop on Madison.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Madison Square Park.
Madison Square Park.
Overlooking Madison Square Park.
Madison Square Park.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Overlooking Madison.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Square, park Wow.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
It was unbelievable and it was only like about 150,
170 people.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
That's incredible.
And he's doing a concert andyou guys got like a private show
.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
We stayed and we listened, yeah, and it was great
.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Not you sneaking in an opportunity to talk about
American Pickers?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Oh, I love American Pickers, love American Pickers.
But that's where I learnedabout that machine and to schlep
that machine up there and toschlep his own piano up there,
and they set it up.
It was like, wow, wow, good forthe birthday boy.
Yeah, you got money.
This is what I want to see.
I want to see it full, not whatI want to see.
I want to see it full, not likeI want to see him do three
songs.
(05:45):
You know it was a full band.
You went long too, by the way,leo gave me the light last night
.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah, I was giving you the light.
I was like, get off the stage.
You were slaying, but I waslike it's like Graham Nash is
sitting here 83 years old, likewe need to go on.
It's like 10 o'clock at night.
How long did you do they?
It's like 10 o'clock at night.
How long did you do?
They asked for 30 to 40 minutes.
You did like 50 minutes.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
No, I didn't.
I did 40 minutes.
I did exactly 40 minutes, butthere were a few opportunities
where I had such a big laugh Icould have just been like peace
out, love you all.
But I didn't.
There were moments where Icould have been like thank you,
but I knew I had one more andthe birthday boy was having a
blast.
There were people there whowere like losing their like
laughing stuff, and I was doingsome of the new material.
(06:28):
I'm doing um, and so I where amI gonna get off the stage?
But I I didn't schlep out, yeah.
But then I just see Leo withthe, with the flashing the light
, I'm like, oh wow, I just thankyou very much.
And I got right off and it wasuh, it was so much fun and it's
just to be.
First of all, they gave us aroom at the Addition Hotel
(06:50):
that's nice, which wasn'tnecessary, but we could just
that was your green room.
We could have gone right to theevent, but it was very nice.
It was just they were likesweet and it was good.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Something very chic about that right.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I felt very chic about that, right.
I felt like we had like alittle staycation yesterday,
like we had because we had a gigin the city and that's so rare.
Well, it's not that rare, butit's like you don't often get a
new york city gig like that with, not with a hotel room, just
like a car picks you up fromyour apartment.
In 15 minutes you're at the gig.
You don't have to get on anairplane, there's no tsa.
We still had a hotel room likea suite and we like walked
around Flatiron, which we don'tnormally do, and then we like
(07:27):
kind of explored this beautifulvenue that had like these we
were on like the 30th floor orsomething, 35th floor, chic and
we got to see the city from likedifferent angles.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Isn't that your favorite building?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
And then, yeah, it was right next to you know, that
clock tower building that'slike next to Madison Square Park
.
We were like looking up at theclock tower.
It was crazy.
It was really fun.
I ordered room service.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
We had room service and it was one of those things
where you didn't stay at the-.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
No, no, we could have though.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
We could have, but we got there and the event planner
had our key so we killed theminibar because we didn't have
to check in and give them.
She said enjoy the minibar,it's got great stuff in it and
it was just fun.
It was just a fun thing to doand we had a great time and I'm
just, it was great.
It was a little piece ofMashiach energy For all the gigs
(08:16):
that we went out to like droveand stayed over in hotels.
This was like yeah, hotels were.
This was like below yeah, thisis like america is a god gig.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Here's a gift for all the stuff you did that wasn't
like worth it and that was notnot worth it, just wasn't fun
sometimes.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Yes, yes, the travel is brutal the travel is brutal
that sounds really fun.
The travel happy birthday to uh, the birthday boy.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Well, thank you and to him and me, yes To both of us
.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
April 29th.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
What did you do for your birthday?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
We had an amazing workout with our trainer.
We had massages, and then Itook my parents, dina and Gav
and Leo, to a restaurant inMidtown.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Oh, that's nice.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
You are not an easy person to shop for a birthday
gift for, so here's the goodthing.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Don't get me anything .
How's that?
We don't need gifts.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
It's not a good thing .
Speaker 1 (09:16):
We don't need gifts because we don't want to buy
gifts.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
It's not.
It's not.
First of all, it's not an act ofaggression that gets you a gift
and you have to get themsomething back.
But, like you want to getsomething for the people I do.
I like giving gifts, and mostof the people in my life maybe.
Maybe it's a testament to likethat.
They're interesting and theydon't really need anything
(09:40):
because they can buy everythingfor themselves.
But you want to give somethingmeaningful, right, and then you
have to distill your interestsdown, you are hard to shop for
and we don't really do gifts.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
You and me like we don't like we if we want, if I,
if I see my husband, because healso doesn't really do gifts
it's annoying, uh, if we find,if I see something I think leo
needs or leo wants, so I wouldjust pick it up and get it.
And this has to be a birthday,it'll be just a Wednesday and
it's like you know.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I didn't get you a gift, gift for your birthday.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
No, but you made sure that there was a massage that
day.
You made sure there was adinner.
It's a gift, yeah, it's likeyeah.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Your gift is going to be here late, but I'm just
saying it's like what is Modiinterested in?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I'll tell you what Leo's interested in.
If you want to get us a gift Ilove a candle like a diptych
candle Get the big one withthree wicks and the New York
scent.
I'll burn the shit out of it.
The New York scent.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
I thought about a candle.
I actually thought about theTrudon candles, but then I was
like, but you know, it's kind oflike personal, like you don't
know what scent and this andthat.
Anyway, I distilled you downinto like it's a scent.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
The scent is Deep, deek and it's called New York.
Oh that's the one you like.
Deep Deek has a scent calledNew York, and it is amazing.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
What's the one we have in Connecticut, the
Apotheke.
We have a lot in.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Connecticut.
Those are good, those are great.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Speaking of candles, we'll pop on this too.
I don't know when this isairing, but it's already going
to be probably a week or two out.
Yesterday was the deathanniversary of Ripshaela, as you
know, dina's great, great greatgrandfather and Rep Shiloh, the
grave in Hungary that we wentto twice to get blessings and
(11:30):
things have changed crazy sincethen and we lit a candle.
We lit a Yortzite candle forhim, a little candle in the
apartment that lights for 24hours, and it was that energy
and it was just right whenIsrael's burning.
So I was like, literally it wasmy first chat GPT thing.
I said here's a picture of RepShaila and write that may his
(11:51):
merits protect us on his deathanniversary of a hundred years
and always.
And chat GPT sent me thispicture.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
And it took a long time On my death anniversary.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Yeah, and also.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Israel's birthday it's 77.
Yes, israel's birthday, it's 77.
Yes, israel's birthday is 77.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Happy birthday to.
Israel Am Yisrael Am Yisrael,hi but we hopefully you guys got
to keep it together over therein Israel.
Yeah, and you were making funof me before this started that
you saw me yesterday coming outof the cellar so excited about a
guest.
You said it was ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
So this past week, sunday and Wednesday, I left
Pause for Laughter comedy tourmaterial that hour and started
working on the next hour Becauseit's just been building up
these ideas.
I have that I'm writing downand I just went to the comedy
cellar where they takeeveryone's phone away.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Oh, they were losing it.
By the way, your audience wasnot happy.
Oh, did they do that?
They were like what do you mean?
I need to give you my phone.
They're all calling theirbabysitters upstairs.
I don't know.
They're making me put the phonein an envelope.
I'm going to be downstairs foran hour.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Anyway, it was amazing.
It was amazing.
It was definitely a more gayflavored.
It was gay flavored and therewere people in the audience that
were like religious, but itwasn't filthy and it wasn't
sexual, it was just gay and itwas Okay.
I don't know how I feel aboutthat.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
We'll unpack that in a minute.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
We'll unpack that in therapy later, filthy could be
also straight.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
A hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
But I'm just saying it wasn't, it was more.
You know, I got you and therewas like there was one guy that
was there, this like flat, bushylooking guy with a white shirt
and no tie, and his wife, thisattractive woman, young.
Both of them were so cute andyoung and like they thought it
was going to be moody material,ashkenazi, sephardic.
And then I'm up there justtalking about Grindr, but I said
(13:45):
to him, like you know, she wasso beautiful and he's definitely
a drop better looking than whathe would, and she was so happy
that I gave her the attentionand I said all of Leo's
followers.
Leo has how many followers youhave now?
12,000, 10,000?
12.
12,000.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
And they all look like her.
Every time, this is whathappens.
Modi says my name on stage andthen, immediately after the show
ends, my phone goes bloop,bloop, bloop, bloop and it's all
Rifka's, hani, sarah'sfollowing me.
They're all like who's this?
Leo, kid.
And then that's how I have12,000 followers.
I don't even post, so I said toher.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
I said to her she's so beautiful, I just gave her so
much attention.
At the end of the show thehusband goes.
Thank you so much, just thankyou so much, for just making her
happy.
He was just so happy, she washappy and they were laughing at
all the gay jokes and it wasjust really fun and it's really
going to be an amazing, amazinghour.
It's going to be.
(14:41):
The new hour is going to beamazing and it's exciting just
to put it up and just see it andjust like wow and and riff on
different stuff while I'm upthere and it's like the comedy
cell is really just it's justthe most special place in the
world.
It's just the most specialplace in the world.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
It really is.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah, comedy wise.
Okay, you guys have thosequestions I see.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Wait.
But and then also, so I bumpedinto you guys and I was freaking
out because we just had thisvery interesting guest and you
were making fun of me.
Because you, what did you say?
You said people come up to youand they're like we just had.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Well, perrielle, you know you see her around the
Comedy Cellar because they dothe podcast with the Comedy
Cellar above the club and Normis very political and he loves
to have anything political onthe podcast and it's like the
opposite of I don't know whoanybody that you're talking
about is.
We just had this amazing guest,jonathan Klagerman oh, he's
(15:39):
amazing and he wrote this bookand he was on CNN and he was on
MSNBC and I have no idea whoyou're talking about Jonathan
Dribbeman and Drabbeman and Ihave no idea what you're talking
about.
But, periok, I just see herafter my show ended and you came
down from the podcast and youlook like you just had an orgasm
.
You just had the best podcastwith Stephen Klagerstein.
(16:01):
I'm like who the hell is that?
And she was like he don't knowwho she is and he wrote about
this and he was the one thattalked to the Senator about that
.
I'm like I don't know who youare talking about.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
I would like to say that I was talking about a
not-Wilf who is the modern-dayGolda Meir.
Okay, that's it.
So everybody should know whoshe is.
I'm sure I should.
Well, I don't know.
You would love her.
The only reason that you shouldis because you would like her,
but anyway, I met the queen andI was very excited about it.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
That's great, I am the queen and I was very excited
about it.
That's great, I am the queen.
So I'm excited about me, okay.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
My whole family is coming to see you in Munich.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Your family in Munich .
Yeah, they couldn't get outsince World War II.
They're still there.
They're still there.
They're still there.
Are they in hiding?
Are they going to come out forthe show they are in?
Speaker 3 (17:03):
hiding.
They're coming out of hiding tocome see me.
And my uncle's coming too, andhe's a survivor.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
There's nothing better than when I do those
shows in Munich and Berlin andDüsseldorf, when you speak to
the audience and find out howthey ended up back in Germany.
Those stories are the mostamazing stories.
After the war.
This happened.
We went there and we came backand there was that.
It's really.
I love those stories.
The meet and greets in Europeare amazing and we have the
(17:32):
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frankfurt, geneva Watches,geneva and Antwerp.
Yeah, so tell your family tocome out of hiding and see me.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
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have.
Is that what you want to doUnless you?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
have something that you wanted to talk to us about.
It's your podcast.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
It's my podcast.
I don't know.
You're on it all the time, soit's kind of our podcast.
So why don't you tell me whatyou want to talk about?
Take it away.
I love these questions.
You love these questions yeah,yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
So these are the questions that I can't get Guy
to ever do with me, so I figuredI would take them to my other
husband, that's what you havegay friends for.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
So the things you can't do with your husband,
that's what your gay friends arefor.
It's completely true.
I've been talking about that.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
That's the part of the next hour.
How you?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
can judge a woman by the gaze that she keeps Right,
right, right.
And if you need to have amoment where you're going
through these type of likespiritual cards or whatever
these are, and your husband'slike, no, I'm not doing that
with you, you can go to your gayfriends.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
It's not.
No, I'm not doing that with you.
It's I'm watching a soccer game.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Oh God forbid.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
And, um, I'm going to like give you like a one word
answer, because your head couldblow off right now.
But as long as this soccer gameis going well, all is well in
the world.
Will you go first?
Did you find any in there?
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Why would I go first?
How has your outlook on lifechanged in the past two years?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Wow, who's going first on that?
You, I'm asking you, you'reasking me, how is my outlook?
How is my outlook, how does myoutlook on life change in the
past two years?
Well, since doing all of thoseshows the Beacon shows, the
Palladium shows, the, the showsin Florida and everywhere, the
(20:38):
big, big shows have given melike inspiration to go for more
of those in that aspect, inspiritual aspect, I don't know.
I really think that MoshiachEnergy is like we're getting
closer to where, even though itlooks like we're going backwards
in time, I think we're goingforward.
Really.
Yeah, really, you asked me.
(20:58):
The past two years have shownme that, even though we're like
in these dark times, we're aboutto hit big good times, god
willing.
I gave you an honest answer.
Period yeah, I gave you anhonest answer.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
What about you?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
What about you?
How's your life changed in thepast two years?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I think I've become more content with what I have.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Content.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
And less caring about what other people think.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Yeah, I think you've reached some goals that you had
set in your life in the past twoyears, which makes you happy.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
I kind of stopped putting any weight on anyone's
opinion.
Who has never done anythingcreative or taken any sort of
creative risk in their life everlike they, these people who
like write mean comments oninstagram or send messages like
they've never done anythingcreatively risky or just like
(22:06):
emotionally risky in their lives.
So when they see you and melike talking on a podcast or you
on stage doing jokes, they likethey can't wrap their heads
around it and that was like abig relevation for me.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Good and you past two years that you do what you love
to do, and I mean I think alittle bit off of what leo said
that, like all the other stuff,is just noise.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Yeah but what brought you to that?
What, in the past two years,made you think?
Speaker 3 (22:38):
that, um, I think October 7th really was like a
moment of like cracking wideopen and understanding that like
we each have something that wecan contribute and I have
something that I love and I'mreally good at and it doesn't
(23:02):
really matter, like whether ornot that fits in like a certain
category or box and I don'treally care I mean, I've never
really cared that much aboutwhat anybody else thinks but
that To follow your path, likeyour path, becomes very clear
when you let the noise die downin the background.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
I like that.
Okay, good, this is a moment ofand here's Modi behind our
heads what's happening Again.
This podcast is for those whojust need to.
You don't have to preface itwith that.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
I always do, I always do.
What adventures would you liketo have before you die?
And kind of the same thing iswhere would you like to travel?
I'll tell you, like the topones that come to my head, why
do you still the Maldives, eventhough they're anti-Semitic?
Speaker 3 (23:52):
What are you looking for over there?
I?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
don't know.
I just see all the pictures andI want to go.
Those beaches look so nice.
And then also I wanted to doJapan look so nice.
And then also I wanted to dojapan oh, I want to do like a
culinary tour of japan.
Yeah, my favorite food.
Yes, um, but then everythingelse, I feel like I like I don't
know if I have any likepressing needs to go anywhere
(24:14):
that I haven't been yet.
Where you don't want to goanywhere, there's not a
microphone and a check.
What about you?
A?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
microphone and a check, and I am there.
Maldives better have a stage.
Everything looks like it'sfloating, waiting for one big
tsunami to take To flush themall out.
A tsunami, yeah, yeah.
No, I don't need the Maldives.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
I'm with you for Japan.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Yeah, I have a friend there right now and they've
been there for a while.
Their Instagram stories aregiving me FOMO, really.
Yeah, I don't get FOMO.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Thailand too.
I would like to go back toThailand.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
You're going to live in Taiwan.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
And Thailand.
Okay, thailand, I'm so happyyou're a traveler.
It's such an Israeli thing togo to Thailand.
Okay, thailand, I'm so happyyou're a traveler.
Those of you who don't watchit's such an Israeli thing to go
to Thailand.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
I lived in Thailand for a year.
I lived in Bangkok for a year.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Oh my God, really yeah Wow.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
It was really.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Did I know that?
Speaker 3 (25:13):
I don't know.
It was incredible.
It's such a cool place and alsoI have a little kid, so it's
really fun to take him aroundthe world, because one day he'll
leave me for some awful bitchand I'll never see him again oh
my god, don't say those.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Don't say those words .
If you learned one thing fromthis podcast, your words create
everything.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
I'm just kidding, if you could?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
design a perfect house for us.
What would it look like, ourhouse?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Our house, you guys are living in it, living in it.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
We love bochashem.
We found the house.
We're all set.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Can you come design my house now?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
No, we don't need it.
No, no, no, we are no we do not.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
We are not as we speak.
Sledgehammer too.
The sledgehammer's already gone.
They've done a demolition.
The bathrooms, you guys.
Yeah, the bathrooms are gone.
You started it.
Yeah, we started it Becausewe're going to be gone all next
month, so they have the wholemonth to finish.
They had the end of April andall of May, so hopefully by June
and summer the house will beready.
(26:16):
Yes, we're putting a steam roomin.
Yes, A two foot wide, bench Twoby seven.
How long?
Speaker 1 (26:24):
No, it's two by seven , it's a six by eight with a
bench that's two feet, so youcan lay down.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
That's like I'm never going to get Modi out of there.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
No, I'm just trying to get a toilet installed.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Well, you said you had someone reach out.
I did.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
That was so sweet.
I got this nicest message.
I don't know who found me orhow, but I got the nicest
message that somebody had heard.
That.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
I was looking for a plumber.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
I'm all set because my plumber, as it turned out,
didn't die, thank God.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Baruch Hashem.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Baruch.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Hashem.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
And that was.
I really appreciated it.
That was very sweet.
He said hi just want to let youknow we have a Jewish-Israeli.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
What's the timeline, then, for your house project?
Speaker 3 (27:10):
I don't know, Vio.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
You need an answer.
You need to go to this ailingplumber and be like what's your
diagnosis?
Speaker 3 (27:17):
He's like on a ventilator.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Okay, that's not good .
He's like, let's like on aventilator, okay, so that's not
good, just transition theproject.
No, he's not he's okay.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
God, really I think it's gonna be okay.
I'm, I think we're gonna be inthere by the summer, we would be
freaking out.
I would just no, what you guyswould do is you would pay
somebody we just throw money atthe problem do it, and I'm not
doing that because I can't.
I mean, it's like an insaneamount of money.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
But it's your, it's your health and your time.
What's your time value?
That's, that's the, that's the,the, the, the shape of.
By the way, I don't feel badtalking about this, because I
just heard that Jim Norton andDavid Tell did a podcast
together and spoke about nothingbesides interior decorating.
Just so you know, I don't feelbad that this is the
conversation we're having.
You should, but I have, in mylife to this point, I've done
(28:09):
one, two, three, four, fiveprojects.
Five, reconstruction, notreconstruction.
What do?
Speaker 3 (28:16):
you call it.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Renovation, renovations, renovations, and
I'm not looking to ever do itlike where I'm in full control
of everything.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
The workflow so far with our contractor has been so
chic For Hashem Listen.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
I feel like this is a very relatable subject.
Yep, like everybody at somepoint is dealing with this
nightmare.
If you can pay a generalcontractor to deal with
everything, god bless you.
Really, I'm the generalcontractor, like you're looking
at her and it was like 50% moremoney to hire somebody to do
(28:54):
that.
And my Israeli husband was,like you're hired, periel.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Okay, I know, but like what do you know about
house contracts?
Nothing.
That's why it's taking 17 years.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
It's like you're hired perry l okay I know, but
like what do you know abouthouse contract?
Nothing.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
That's why it's taking 17 years it's like you're
gonna pay that for your timeand not being in the house.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Like I don't understand that logic well,
neither do I, but I'm married toit burn on the job meanwhile,
yeah it's, but it's, it's.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Uh, I I just, I've the other renovations I've done.
I just this for my.
I just did not.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
I don't have the bandwidth, I mean at the time,
the first year we were togetherwas a gut renovation of the
apartment.
Yeah Right, you dealt with that, though, right you?
I watched you deal with everysingle detail, to the point
where I was, like you, work atnight.
That's why you're able to dothis.
How do normal people do thisright, like you?
Same though same, yeah, so soyou're hovering over each right.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Horrible too, they're like each vendor what kind of
uh faucet handles knobs do?
I'm like I don't know, just putit in the kitchen no, no, no
you.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
So our, our situation is we everything is a package
include.
There's a price, here's yourprice that you asked for.
Everything's included.
So I'm not going to any tilestore.
I'm not going to any.
Any, any, any.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
But you're not picking.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
We told him what we want.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
He sent us spreadsheet, option A, option B
for each thing, and I justclicked.
I just clicked.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
I went behind Leo and his iPad and there were two
faucets.
We want everything black faucetwise and we want everything
black faucet wise.
And we're just looking.
I said that one, that one hehighlight, highlight, send it
back.
Done, done.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yes, it's something like two or three options for
each thing that you need for meDone.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
So I put those together and I present them to
Guy, and I'm like he doesn't getdecision making power.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
That's your first problem.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Yeah, Excuse me.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
You don't ask his opinion.
If he's not, he gets fakedecision-making power.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
You let him think he has.
He'd rather be left alone.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
He'd rather be left alone, no, he wants to feel like
he has an opinion.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
You're kidding.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
But I do a selection of what the two possible options
are.
You're kidding, and then I getto pretend that, or he gets to
think that he's actuallyweighing in and everybody's
happy.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Okay, Whatever works for you.
I wish you the.
We all really wish you the best.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
I'll be sleeping in your steam room this summer.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
No, when Leo moved back to New York to move in with
me full time, we were in themiddle of a renovation and it
didn't.
It seemed like it had no end.
Yeah, and we moved back intothe apartment, ever lived in
that studio.
When he came back, I took astudio in the building so he
moved back into like a studiowhere I should have just kept
(31:34):
for half a year and been likethat was it.
But then we're like, oh,they're almost done, they might
be finishing up.
And just then our friend wasgone for two weeks.
So we moved, everything was in,all of our stuff was in plastic
containers.
And we moved into our friend'shouse and it's like in their
guest room, put all ourcontainers and we lived out of
the containers and it stillwasn't done.
We moved into another friendwho was just leaving for two
(31:55):
weeks and their place, and wow,and then we just said apartment
hopping.
And then we just said we'removing in into the apartment
while there was stillconstruction going on.
And anyway, I was there all daylong, because when you're you,
somebody has to be in charge of,like when they're putting in
wires, you have to take apicture of everything so that
you know where everything wasand everything is.
(32:17):
So when something's cut, likeone of the cable, things didn't
work and I knew where the wireswere.
They didn't know I.
I said, you have, you ran themdown here, through here, over
the shower, into the bedroom,and so we we figured that the
guy that did the tiling snippedit and they had to go inside and
re reconnect the.
But I had pictures because Iwas on top of everything.
(32:39):
I was living in the apartmenton top of it.
I don't know how you did it.
And then at night, going towork, I wasn't traveling that
much, I was around in the NewYork area, but it is the most.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
It is so difficult I'm going to start flipping
houses after this, I do have aquestion for you.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
I will tell you one thing Take pictures of
everything that's happeningthat's happening.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Well, it's too late for that.
Also, my kitchen floor is in mybackyard.
What is your position on marble, depending what kind of marble
Like real versus engineered fora kitchen counter, like the
slabs?
Yeah, there's pros and conshere for both of these.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
So I will teach you this If you're going to get Carr
carrara marble, just don't getmarble because it's just like
cheap.
I just don't want it.
It's just cheap looking okay.
If you go any grade above,obviously the highest grade is
um not obvious.
Calcutta gold, okay, which isthe one that we have?
Speaker 2 (33:35):
we, we have um, I forgot the name of it, but it's
like I'll cut us something.
No, it's.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
I remember when we picked that slab at the stone
place yeah, we drove out to themiddle new jersey and leo put a
hard hat on and drove the littlething.
We have cute pictures.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
We have cute pictures warehouse and there was a
forklift and I was like that oneyeah I did that.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
There's one in the city that, but I've understood.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
You guys don't really cook though no, like no, but
it's a look.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Yuffie.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
You get a real piece of marble.
You put a wine spills on it.
Yeah, we get wine spills andtomato sauce, so you can have it
polished or not polished.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Yeah, if you have it not polished, you can, whenever
you want, repolish it again, butyou're never going to do it.
By the way, marble also looksgood when it's worn in.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Yeah, ours is like starting to wear in now because
it's like 10 years old.
Yeah, it's nice.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
I should not.
I don't like the engineeredmarble.
I think it looks cheap anddisgusting.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
If you're doing marble, you do marble.
If you're doing engineer, gofor crisp color.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
That's the only one that I really like is the
concrete.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
The most expensive.
Concrete is the most expensive.
It's an amazing chic look, butit's super expensive.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
And it's hard to pour because it has to be all flat.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Yeah, it does.
It's a hard, but it's abeautiful look and but also just
a clear white engineered thing.
Do you know what look?
Speaker 2 (35:00):
I also like for the kitchens that like seems to be
kind of like timeless, eventhough you wouldn't think so.
Those stainless steel cabinets,yeah, I love those, I love
those they are a fortune.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Yeah, I priced those out.
They were like five times asmuch.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
All right but I feel like kitchen cabinets are those
things that can look very datedvery quickly, like remember when
everyone in like the I don'tknow the 2010s had those like
brown Tuscany cabinets with thegranite countertops.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
You know what I'm talking about yes, yes, that's
when you moved in.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
That's what my kitchen looked like yeah, yeah,
but like I don't know thestainless steel ones because
I've seen like old, built, likelistings, when lucas and our
friends were looking forapartments and he would send me
listings, the ones that like thebuilding was older and the
bathrooms were older, whatever,but they had this stainless
steel it's in it, like the.
I was like well, you don't needto do the kitchen, kitchen yeah
, fine, and these, these aregame men's kitchens we're
(35:56):
talking about.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
So the kitchen was the size of a galley on an
airplane, like where the thestewards has pulled like.
It's like the kitchen's thesize of this table, has like a
little hot plate, but beautifuland gorgeous.
But it was like small littlekitchens.
But, um, one thing aboutkitchen cabinets you might not
need to change them.
You can get a color and justreally change it.
And handles, change the handlesand it's like that's what we
(36:18):
did in connecticut it wasthey're gone and there's nothing
in like.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
There are no kitchen cabinets, it's all being done so
yeah, yeah okay, so we'vedecided we've landed on marble,
not engineered yeah, don't doengineering don't do it go big
or go home if you go marble, gomarble.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
If you go engineer, go engineer um that's not an
answer.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Yeah, that's not what she asked don't do not do
marble.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
There you go, that's it.
Do not do engineered marble.
If you're going to go marbleabove Carrara, any grade above
is okay and make sure it's like,it fits nice and the patterns
are good, and always make sureyou have a two-inch lip, two
inches that you have that'ssurrounding it.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
And whatever piece you have flowing over so you do
like it's called the flowWaterfall.
Waterfall I'm doing it Changeseverything.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
Okay, I will be clipping this out and sending it
to yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
We had an amazing Moshiach energy moment when we
did that in our house, becausethe guy made a mistake and in
order to make up for it, he tookthe last piece that was left
and did the waterfall, whichlooks really good, which looks
makes it changes the wholekitchen I would like to see a
picture are using chat gpt forany of this.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Oh my god.
I sent a picture of ourbackyard to our contractor and I
was like I want to put a bistrolights.
And so I took a picture that Ihad and I put it into chatGPT
and I was like, can you put thiswith outdoor like string lights
?
And they sent like a perfectrendering of the picture.
I just texted it to ourcontractor.
I was like, do this.
And he was like got it.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (37:51):
It was amazing what are these for lights?
You know those like stringlights with like the Edison
bulbs that you can stringoutside like on a cafe.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
I want them, like over the patio that we put in.
All right, listen, yep, butthere was no need for an
interior designer.
No, no, those jobs are going tobe very those.
That blew my mind away.
Like you really don't need,like, an interior designer If
you just had someone showed me,you showed me the um.
Someone took a bunch ofpictures, put them on the floor,
took a picture of it and toldChad GPT to make a gallery wall
(38:23):
and it was stunning.
Wow, who needs an interiordesigner now?
Like it's crazy.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
That is a very useful piece of advice.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Yes, yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
One more question.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Go for it.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
Vanities, bathroom vanities.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Oh, you have feelings about this.
Yes, floating, yes, yes.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Floating.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Yes, it makes it feel bigger, it makes it feel very
big yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Also, I don't know what your bathrooms look like if
you have cabinets, but we don'tdo medicine cabinets.
I want a mirror as big as youcan, a mirror.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
A mirror.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
A mirror.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
If you can get a mirror, how do you say mirror
the biggest mirror you can get?
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Mirror A mirror.
That's not what you said.
Just two seconds Mirror.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
Mirror, a mirror.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
A mirror.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
A mirror.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
A mirror.
You just want a giant mirror.
You just want a big, giantmirror over the whole wall in
front of you.
That's all you want, but why?
Speaker 3 (39:24):
can't you get a medicine cabinet that's also a
mirror?
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Because then it comes out of the wall too much.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
No, no, no, no.
You can get amazing expensiveones that come in and the ones
we have the one we have in theguest bathroom is beautiful.
It's a beveled mirror, it'sbeveled mirror mirror.
It's beveled and beautiful andand inside the mirror, make sure
you're inside of of your messyou got.
Don't make it shouldn't bewhite and it looks like a like
from the hospital.
(39:49):
But, um, but if you have roomother places in the bathroom
there's like a little closet,then just do a full mirror on
the whole thing.
It's just opens your bathroomup so nice.
Well definitely floating,definitely floating.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah it's just all of the bathrooms.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
I like to keep synchronicity throughout the
bathrooms.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
That was yeah, yeah, thank you for joining us.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Thanks for coming up on this episode of what's what's
that show.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Home Improvement.
Yeah, home Improvementimprovement so there is
something to that, then rightlike that you see your cards you
want.
I have some good ones.
You want to keep a consistencythroughout the bathrooms, even
though there's not like you're.
It's like you're going from onebathroom to the next and
comparing you.
(40:39):
You want some narrative throughline, that's my that's my
feeling.
No, I think so too, Leo.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Other people feel each bathroom is an art project
of their own and they have thezebra wallpaper and they have
whatever you want, you know Makeit like calm.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
You know, make it calm.
You know I was.
Where was I the other day?
I was in a.
I was in someone's bathroom aguest bathroom, no, because it
was a toilet, yeah, yeah, butthe whole room was mirrors.
The whole room was mirrors.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
No good.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
And it was over-designed, it was expensive
and it was like the sink wasthis thing and I was in there
and I was going.
You know, I'm sitting there andI'm just like ew, I just turned
the lights off.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
Right.
Nobody wants to look atthemselves when they're going to
the event.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
I was like, why would they do this?
I just turned the lights offand just finished what I had to
do and got out.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
It's true that it's upsetting.
That's not a good thing.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
Yeah, it's not a good design move, but anyway, some
people see everything as an artproject, anyway.
Okay, we have time for one.
But anyway, some people see theeverything is an art project,
anyway.
Okay, we have time for one morequestion we do yes you took
them.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
I don't have them anymore you don't want them no,
they're like shedding they'reshedding that your cards are
shedding.
You bought bad cards.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
They're like the paper is shedding because they
won't come out of the box.
What I feel like there was.
This is funny.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Who in your life?
Your garage, your garage,what's your garage situation?
Speaker 3 (42:12):
It's non-existent.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
There's no garage.
I have no garage.
Build one.
How do you not have a garage?
Put a guy in it.
No, how do you not have agarage?
It how?
Speaker 3 (42:20):
do you not have a garage?
Put a guy in it.
No, how do you not have agarage?
It didn't come with a garage.
There's no garage.
It's a mid-century modern housethat was built in 1948.
It's a ranch house.
It is beautiful architecturally, but the whole interior needed
(42:44):
to be gutted.
It an old house, so it has likethese really incredible bones
and these like insanely highceilings, but it was.
It's on a concrete slab.
There's no basement and there'sno garage.
So little creek in the backyard, nice, healthy mosquitoes.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
We're spraying, we're going to spray, we're going to
kill everyone.
They're like should we spray?
Some people are like oh my God,no, it's dangerous.
If there's no mosquitoes pourAgent Orange, pour Agent Orange
on the backyard, I don't care, Idon't want one mosquito coming
near us kill everyone everything.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
I had a good one, and now I can't find it.
No, there was one that Ithought Leo would really like.
Oh my god, this one, this isn'tit.
If you could design the perfecthouse for us, what would it
look like?
Speaker 1 (43:41):
that's what we just read.
That was what we just read.
All right Can you stop.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
Oh, this is one that I thought was interesting.
Even though, okay, If you couldlive another person's life, I
think dead or alive I'm puttingin that caveat who would you
choose and why?
Speaker 1 (44:01):
If I could live another person's life.
I don't want to live anotherperson's life neither do I, but
like it's.
Speaker 3 (44:06):
Uh.
Oh, elvis presley, I don't wantto die on the toilet.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
What do you want from me?
Yeah, do you have to have theirdeath?
Speaker 1 (44:16):
it's not live their life, it's not live their life
for one day?
Speaker 3 (44:20):
oh no, no, for For one day.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Oh no, no for a day.
Yeah, it would be like a goodday of Elvis Presley, it
wouldn't be like a bad day.
Speaker 3 (44:27):
No, obviously it would be.
Yeah, I just added for a day,just so I could get you guys to
answer.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
I would live one of my previous lives over again.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
When are you going to take me to get past life
regression?
Speaker 1 (44:39):
when are you going to take me to get past life
regression?
Yeah, I would live one of mypast lives and get it better so
I wouldn't have to come backagain, which is the goal.
The goal is not to come back.
I don't plan on coming back.
I plan on doing everything,getting it done now.
This is it we are on the finalincarnation this is it we are
going to slay this carnation andnot have to come back.
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I don't ever want to come back.
I don't want to ever take theSATs again.
I don't want to ever sit in aclass with a syllabus.
I don't want to ever have to gofor hair transplants again.
I don't want Botox anymore.
I just want to.
I want to get this life downright.
I still want Botox, kill it andbe not having to come back In
this life and the next.
On that note, on that note, onthat note Get this life right.
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Nah, enough of you for stinkinga question.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
No, I have two more really fun ones.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
No no.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Let's see if they're good and we'll start the next
one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Ladies and gentlemen, of all continents.
We are coming to Europe Of allcontinents, of continents, all
continents and creeds, allcontinents, creeds and places
where people need to laugh,which is everywhere.
We're coming to Europe.
Everything, of course, as youknow, is available on
modilivecom, but we have showsin Warsaw, poland.
(45:56):
When you think of Warsaw Poland, what goes into your head,
whatever it is?
Forget it.
Think of comedy, comedy,mashiach Energy comedy is coming
to Warsaw Poland on May 14th,yep.
And then we're going toManchester the 15th of May, and
that's going to be an amazingshow.
Anybody in the England area,get yourself over there.
(46:18):
And then we are in Munich andFrankfurt Amazing markets.
Come out of hiding and come seeus.
And then we are in Geneva,which is our first time there.
We would love to see all of theSwiss people, but we've been to
Switzerland before, right, yeah, but we never did.
Geneva, where did we go?
We were in Zurich.
Zurich, which was an amazingshow too.
That was a real Mashiach energyshow.
(46:41):
And then, but Geneva is going tobe amazing and I'm going to be
dragging Leo to see watches.
And then we, oh boy.
And then we are going to be inAntwerp.
I can buy you a diamond if youwant.
And so those are shows that ifyou have friends there, let them
know that.
Hey, I don't know, if you knowModi's coming to near you, let
(47:03):
Let them know that.
Hey, I don't know, if you knowModi's coming to near you, let
them know so they can be thefriends that bring the friends
to the comedy show.
Get some tickets Never just buytwo tickets for a comedy show
and everything's on modilivecom.
There's also a summer series, aLaugh-Away Camp, laugh-away
Camp, and look at those shows.
They're near you, they're inplaces you can't even imagine
(47:26):
oklahoma, um, and in uh, they'renot oklahoma, oklahoma, no,
where was uh?
Speaker 2 (47:29):
where the show not oklahoma I, kansas city, kansas
city, missouri kansas city,omaha, nebraska.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Someone who's omaha nebraska.
You said oklahoma, oklahoma,oklahoma and Omaha for someone
who's dyslexic is the same thingOn that note.
On that note we'll see you atthose shows and thank you very,
very much for listening.
We love you.
Say hi on the DMs.
We always get back to you.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
Bye, bye.
Welcome to Andy's Modi, and we are back in the
studio.
New York City.
The allergies are allergy-ing,so if you hear me sound like I
didn't just wake up, it's just alittle congestion.
The claritin and the flonase isall in there and we're going to
(00:25):
work on getting me some honeythat was grown on a rooftop in
Manhattan.
Yeah, you need to be eatinglocal honey according to the
holistic folks.
Okay, local honey and so, butit's good to be back in the
studio with you guys.
Hi, Periel.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Hi Leo, Hi Modi, what does local honey do?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I don't know, some woo woo stuff of like the way
the bees use the local flowersit like and then when you eat it
it helps your body process thepollen better oh it.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Probably it's more of a mental thing.
No, I think it's a real thing.
I don don't know, I believe it.
If you believe it, it works.
If you believe something works,it will work.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
It makes sense, though, that your body would
develop some kind of immunity ifyou're-.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah, it's like an immune response or something.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Look at me, I'm almost a doctor.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Wow, everyone's a doctor.
Everybody on a podcast is adoctor.
Now, as long as you have amicrophone in front of you like
this, you could say whatever youwant now the microphone's in
your face.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
It's really not a microphone.
They're all in their kitchen,these gen z kids, and like hey,
do you have like, uh, chestpalpitations and your arms numb
and your your your eyes a little?
You know all you need is alittle turmeric lemon and I
think you need 9-1-1, what youreally need.
But they all have their camerahere with letters and paragraphs
(01:48):
written all over the littlething and they are now the new
WebMD.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Go to the doctor If you don't feel well.
Go see a real life doctor.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yes, I went to go see what Do people still do that.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
You just went to a doctor.
I just went to a doctor, Iturned, I had a birthday, wow On
April 29th.
On April 30th I went to go seea cardiologist.
I just you got to keep themticking, you got to keep this
ticking, we got to keep thisgoing.
And let me tell you somethingyou can keep going, you can keep
(02:26):
going, you can keep going.
Last night we did an event, aprivate event, for someone's
75th birthday party, and I'mgoing to let you just know the
range of what was going on there.
It was me, because the familyloves me, and the birthday
person loved, loves me and hadme, and following me was Graham
Nash Wow, of Crosby, steele'sand Nash.
(02:47):
It was insane to watch him.
He's 83.
You would never know he was 83.
He went up there.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
They had it all set up like it was a he had nine
different guitars no, yeah,every song had a different
guitar.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
It was amazing.
He sang about 12 songs.
I don't think he did the fullsongs, but enough of the songs.
Everybody was in heaven.
Of course Everybody was inheaven Because the birthday boy
was 75 and he was 83.
So obviously when he wasgrowing up that's who he
listened to.
But they set it up as if it waslike we were at the Beacon.
(03:23):
They had two guitar guys withhim.
They had two piano guys Because, you know, back in those days
they didn't have like a bass guy, they had like a bass piano
thing and there was one guy thatwas running the show.
He kept handing him his guitarsin between songs.
This is Graham Nash, 83 yearsold, is ticking, kicking and
(03:46):
killing.
He killed it last night.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Now, do we need?
I know nothing about music.
Do we really need nine guitars,or is that like a little bit of
?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I am going to tell you that I believe do you need
nine guitars to do a show likethis?
I don't know, I'm not amusician, but for the optics
everybody in the room isthinking, oh my God, how much
did he pay for this?
There's 18 people up there.
There's the producer, there'sthe sound guy.
(04:19):
They have this one machine thatlike it's a special bass
machine that you can tell it'slike from the fifties.
I don't know what.
It's a special base machine thatyou can tell it's like from the
50s, um, I don't know what it'scalled.
The only thing I know.
Only reason I know what it isis because they had it on um
american pickers.
They found it once and thenthey did a whole episode of what
this machine is.
It's a special machine like up.
It rotates inside and it was, Idon't know it get.
(04:42):
First of all, it gives you hope.
There's a, a man, 83 years old,singing.
That's not comedy, it's singing.
You got to be on tune, you gotto be in sync with the people
you're up there with.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
How big was the room?
Like, that's like.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
It was a stunning rooftop on Madison.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Madison Square Park.
Madison Square Park.
Overlooking Madison Square Park.
Madison Square Park.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Overlooking Madison.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Square, park Wow.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
It was unbelievable and it was only like about 150,
170 people.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
That's incredible.
And he's doing a concert andyou guys got like a private show
.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
We stayed and we listened, yeah, and it was great
.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Not you sneaking in an opportunity to talk about
American Pickers?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Oh, I love American Pickers, love American Pickers.
But that's where I learnedabout that machine and to schlep
that machine up there and toschlep his own piano up there,
and they set it up.
It was like, wow, wow, good forthe birthday boy.
Yeah, you got money.
This is what I want to see.
I want to see it full, not whatI want to see.
I want to see it full, not likeI want to see him do three
songs.
(05:45):
You know it was a full band.
You went long too, by the way,leo gave me the light last night
.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah, I was giving you the light.
I was like, get off the stage.
You were slaying, but I waslike it's like Graham Nash is
sitting here 83 years old, likewe need to go on.
It's like 10 o'clock at night.
How long did you do they?
It's like 10 o'clock at night.
How long did you do?
They asked for 30 to 40 minutes.
You did like 50 minutes.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
No, I didn't.
I did 40 minutes.
I did exactly 40 minutes, butthere were a few opportunities
where I had such a big laugh Icould have just been like peace
out, love you all.
But I didn't.
There were moments where Icould have been like thank you,
but I knew I had one more andthe birthday boy was having a
blast.
There were people there whowere like losing their like
laughing stuff, and I was doingsome of the new material.
(06:28):
I'm doing um, and so I where amI gonna get off the stage?
But I I didn't schlep out, yeah.
But then I just see Leo withthe, with the flashing the light
, I'm like, oh wow, I just thankyou very much.
And I got right off and it wasuh, it was so much fun and it's
just to be.
First of all, they gave us aroom at the Addition Hotel
(06:50):
that's nice, which wasn'tnecessary, but we could just
that was your green room.
We could have gone right to theevent, but it was very nice.
It was just they were likesweet and it was good.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Something very chic about that right.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I felt very chic about that, right.
I felt like we had like alittle staycation yesterday,
like we had because we had a gigin the city and that's so rare.
Well, it's not that rare, butit's like you don't often get a
new york city gig like that with, not with a hotel room, just
like a car picks you up fromyour apartment.
In 15 minutes you're at the gig.
You don't have to get on anairplane, there's no tsa.
We still had a hotel room likea suite and we like walked
around Flatiron, which we don'tnormally do, and then we like
(07:27):
kind of explored this beautifulvenue that had like these we
were on like the 30th floor orsomething, 35th floor, chic and
we got to see the city from likedifferent angles.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Isn't that your favorite building?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
And then, yeah, it was right next to you know, that
clock tower building that'slike next to Madison Square Park
.
We were like looking up at theclock tower.
It was crazy.
It was really fun.
I ordered room service.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
We had room service and it was one of those things
where you didn't stay at the-.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
No, no, we could have though.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
We could have, but we got there and the event planner
had our key so we killed theminibar because we didn't have
to check in and give them.
She said enjoy the minibar,it's got great stuff in it and
it was just fun.
It was just a fun thing to doand we had a great time and I'm
just, it was great.
It was a little piece ofMashiach energy For all the gigs
(08:16):
that we went out to like droveand stayed over in hotels.
This was like yeah, hotels were.
This was like below yeah, thisis like america is a god gig.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Here's a gift for all the stuff you did that wasn't
like worth it and that was notnot worth it, just wasn't fun
sometimes.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Yes, yes, the travel is brutal the travel is brutal
that sounds really fun.
The travel happy birthday to uh, the birthday boy.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Well, thank you and to him and me, yes To both of us
.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
April 29th.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
What did you do for your birthday?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
We had an amazing workout with our trainer.
We had massages, and then Itook my parents, dina and Gav
and Leo, to a restaurant inMidtown.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Oh, that's nice.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
You are not an easy person to shop for a birthday
gift for, so here's the goodthing.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Don't get me anything .
How's that?
We don't need gifts.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
It's not a good thing .
Speaker 1 (09:16):
We don't need gifts because we don't want to buy
gifts.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
It's not.
It's not.
First of all, it's not an act ofaggression that gets you a gift
and you have to get themsomething back.
But, like you want to getsomething for the people I do.
I like giving gifts, and mostof the people in my life maybe.
Maybe it's a testament to likethat.
They're interesting and theydon't really need anything
(09:40):
because they can buy everythingfor themselves.
But you want to give somethingmeaningful, right, and then you
have to distill your interestsdown, you are hard to shop for
and we don't really do gifts.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
You and me like we don't like we if we want, if I,
if I see my husband, because healso doesn't really do gifts
it's annoying, uh, if we find,if I see something I think leo
needs or leo wants, so I wouldjust pick it up and get it.
And this has to be a birthday,it'll be just a Wednesday and
it's like you know.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I didn't get you a gift, gift for your birthday.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
No, but you made sure that there was a massage that
day.
You made sure there was adinner.
It's a gift, yeah, it's likeyeah.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Your gift is going to be here late, but I'm just
saying it's like what is Modiinterested in?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I'll tell you what Leo's interested in.
If you want to get us a gift Ilove a candle like a diptych
candle Get the big one withthree wicks and the New York
scent.
I'll burn the shit out of it.
The New York scent.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
I thought about a candle.
I actually thought about theTrudon candles, but then I was
like, but you know, it's kind oflike personal, like you don't
know what scent and this andthat.
Anyway, I distilled you downinto like it's a scent.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
The scent is Deep, deek and it's called New York.
Oh that's the one you like.
Deep Deek has a scent calledNew York, and it is amazing.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
What's the one we have in Connecticut, the
Apotheke.
We have a lot in.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Connecticut.
Those are good, those are great.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Speaking of candles, we'll pop on this too.
I don't know when this isairing, but it's already going
to be probably a week or two out.
Yesterday was the deathanniversary of Ripshaela, as you
know, dina's great, great greatgrandfather and Rep Shiloh, the
grave in Hungary that we wentto twice to get blessings and
(11:30):
things have changed crazy sincethen and we lit a candle.
We lit a Yortzite candle forhim, a little candle in the
apartment that lights for 24hours, and it was that energy
and it was just right whenIsrael's burning.
So I was like, literally it wasmy first chat GPT thing.
I said here's a picture of RepShaila and write that may his
(11:51):
merits protect us on his deathanniversary of a hundred years
and always.
And chat GPT sent me thispicture.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
And it took a long time On my death anniversary.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Yeah, and also.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Israel's birthday it's 77.
Yes, israel's birthday, it's 77.
Yes, israel's birthday is 77.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Happy birthday to.
Israel Am Yisrael Am Yisrael,hi but we hopefully you guys got
to keep it together over therein Israel.
Yeah, and you were making funof me before this started that
you saw me yesterday coming outof the cellar so excited about a
guest.
You said it was ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
So this past week, sunday and Wednesday, I left
Pause for Laughter comedy tourmaterial that hour and started
working on the next hour Becauseit's just been building up
these ideas.
I have that I'm writing downand I just went to the comedy
cellar where they takeeveryone's phone away.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Oh, they were losing it.
By the way, your audience wasnot happy.
Oh, did they do that?
They were like what do you mean?
I need to give you my phone.
They're all calling theirbabysitters upstairs.
I don't know.
They're making me put the phonein an envelope.
I'm going to be downstairs foran hour.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Anyway, it was amazing.
It was amazing.
It was definitely a more gayflavored.
It was gay flavored and therewere people in the audience that
were like religious, but itwasn't filthy and it wasn't
sexual, it was just gay and itwas Okay.
I don't know how I feel aboutthat.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
We'll unpack that in a minute.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
We'll unpack that in therapy later, filthy could be
also straight.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
A hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
But I'm just saying it wasn't, it was more.
You know, I got you and therewas like there was one guy that
was there, this like flat, bushylooking guy with a white shirt
and no tie, and his wife, thisattractive woman, young.
Both of them were so cute andyoung and like they thought it
was going to be moody material,ashkenazi, sephardic.
And then I'm up there justtalking about Grindr, but I said
(13:45):
to him, like you know, she wasso beautiful and he's definitely
a drop better looking than whathe would, and she was so happy
that I gave her the attentionand I said all of Leo's
followers.
Leo has how many followers youhave now?
12,000, 10,000?
12.
12,000.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
And they all look like her.
Every time, this is whathappens.
Modi says my name on stage andthen, immediately after the show
ends, my phone goes bloop,bloop, bloop, bloop and it's all
Rifka's, hani, sarah'sfollowing me.
They're all like who's this?
Leo, kid.
And then that's how I have12,000 followers.
I don't even post, so I said toher.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
I said to her she's so beautiful, I just gave her so
much attention.
At the end of the show thehusband goes.
Thank you so much, just thankyou so much, for just making her
happy.
He was just so happy, she washappy and they were laughing at
all the gay jokes and it wasjust really fun and it's really
going to be an amazing, amazinghour.
It's going to be.
(14:41):
The new hour is going to beamazing and it's exciting just
to put it up and just see it andjust like wow and and riff on
different stuff while I'm upthere and it's like the comedy
cell is really just it's justthe most special place in the
world.
It's just the most specialplace in the world.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
It really is.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah, comedy wise.
Okay, you guys have thosequestions I see.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Wait.
But and then also, so I bumpedinto you guys and I was freaking
out because we just had thisvery interesting guest and you
were making fun of me.
Because you, what did you say?
You said people come up to youand they're like we just had.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Well, perrielle, you know you see her around the
Comedy Cellar because they dothe podcast with the Comedy
Cellar above the club and Normis very political and he loves
to have anything political onthe podcast and it's like the
opposite of I don't know whoanybody that you're talking
about is.
We just had this amazing guest,jonathan Klagerman oh, he's
(15:39):
amazing and he wrote this bookand he was on CNN and he was on
MSNBC and I have no idea whoyou're talking about Jonathan
Dribbeman and Drabbeman and Ihave no idea what you're talking
about.
But, periok, I just see herafter my show ended and you came
down from the podcast and youlook like you just had an orgasm
.
You just had the best podcastwith Stephen Klagerstein.
(16:01):
I'm like who the hell is that?
And she was like he don't knowwho she is and he wrote about
this and he was the one thattalked to the Senator about that
.
I'm like I don't know who youare talking about.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
I would like to say that I was talking about a
not-Wilf who is the modern-dayGolda Meir.
Okay, that's it.
So everybody should know whoshe is.
I'm sure I should.
Well, I don't know.
You would love her.
The only reason that you shouldis because you would like her,
but anyway, I met the queen andI was very excited about it.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
That's great, I am the queen and I was very excited
about it.
That's great, I am the queen.
So I'm excited about me, okay.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
My whole family is coming to see you in Munich.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Your family in Munich .
Yeah, they couldn't get outsince World War II.
They're still there.
They're still there.
They're still there.
Are they in hiding?
Are they going to come out forthe show they are in?
Speaker 3 (17:03):
hiding.
They're coming out of hiding tocome see me.
And my uncle's coming too, andhe's a survivor.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
There's nothing better than when I do those
shows in Munich and Berlin andDüsseldorf, when you speak to
the audience and find out howthey ended up back in Germany.
Those stories are the mostamazing stories.
After the war.
This happened.
We went there and we came backand there was that.
It's really.
I love those stories.
The meet and greets in Europeare amazing and we have the
(17:32):
shows coming up modilifecom forWarsaw, manchester, munich,
frankfurt, geneva Watches,geneva and Antwerp.
Yeah, so tell your family tocome out of hiding and see me.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
And also thank you to our sponsors.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Doing that now.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
We might as well.
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If you want a discount on anything from A&H
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get 30% off your first order,yeah, All right Questions we
have.
Is that what you want to doUnless you?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
have something that you wanted to talk to us about.
It's your podcast.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
It's my podcast.
I don't know.
You're on it all the time, soit's kind of our podcast.
So why don't you tell me whatyou want to talk about?
Take it away.
I love these questions.
You love these questions yeah,yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
So these are the questions that I can't get Guy
to ever do with me, so I figuredI would take them to my other
husband, that's what you havegay friends for.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
So the things you can't do with your husband,
that's what your gay friends arefor.
It's completely true.
I've been talking about that.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
That's the part of the next hour.
How you?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
can judge a woman by the gaze that she keeps Right,
right, right.
And if you need to have amoment where you're going
through these type of likespiritual cards or whatever
these are, and your husband'slike, no, I'm not doing that
with you, you can go to your gayfriends.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
It's not.
No, I'm not doing that with you.
It's I'm watching a soccer game.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Oh God forbid.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
And, um, I'm going to like give you like a one word
answer, because your head couldblow off right now.
But as long as this soccer gameis going well, all is well in
the world.
Will you go first?
Did you find any in there?
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Why would I go first?
How has your outlook on lifechanged in the past two years?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Wow, who's going first on that?
You, I'm asking you, you'reasking me, how is my outlook?
How is my outlook, how does myoutlook on life change in the
past two years?
Well, since doing all of thoseshows the Beacon shows, the
Palladium shows, the, the showsin Florida and everywhere, the
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big, big shows have given melike inspiration to go for more
of those in that aspect, inspiritual aspect, I don't know.
I really think that MoshiachEnergy is like we're getting
closer to where, even though itlooks like we're going backwards
in time, I think we're goingforward.
Really.
Yeah, really, you asked me.
(20:58):
The past two years have shownme that, even though we're like
in these dark times, we're aboutto hit big good times, god
willing.
I gave you an honest answer.
Period yeah, I gave you anhonest answer.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
What about you?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
What about you?
How's your life changed in thepast two years?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I think I've become more content with what I have.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Content.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
And less caring about what other people think.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Yeah, I think you've reached some goals that you had
set in your life in the past twoyears, which makes you happy.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
I kind of stopped putting any weight on anyone's
opinion.
Who has never done anythingcreative or taken any sort of
creative risk in their life everlike they, these people who
like write mean comments oninstagram or send messages like
they've never done anythingcreatively risky or just like
(22:06):
emotionally risky in their lives.
So when they see you and melike talking on a podcast or you
on stage doing jokes, they likethey can't wrap their heads
around it and that was like abig relevation for me.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Good and you past two years that you do what you love
to do, and I mean I think alittle bit off of what leo said
that, like all the other stuff,is just noise.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Yeah but what brought you to that?
What, in the past two years,made you think?
Speaker 3 (22:38):
that, um, I think October 7th really was like a
moment of like cracking wideopen and understanding that like
we each have something that wecan contribute and I have
something that I love and I'mreally good at and it doesn't
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really matter, like whether ornot that fits in like a certain
category or box and I don'treally care I mean, I've never
really cared that much aboutwhat anybody else thinks but
that To follow your path, likeyour path, becomes very clear
when you let the noise die downin the background.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
I like that.
Okay, good, this is a moment ofand here's Modi behind our
heads what's happening Again.
This podcast is for those whojust need to.
You don't have to preface itwith that.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
I always do, I always do.
What adventures would you liketo have before you die?
And kind of the same thing iswhere would you like to travel?
I'll tell you, like the topones that come to my head, why
do you still the Maldives, eventhough they're anti-Semitic?
Speaker 3 (23:52):
What are you looking for over there?
I?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
don't know.
I just see all the pictures andI want to go.
Those beaches look so nice.
And then also I wanted to doJapan look so nice.
And then also I wanted to dojapan oh, I want to do like a
culinary tour of japan.
Yeah, my favorite food.
Yes, um, but then everythingelse, I feel like I like I don't
know if I have any likepressing needs to go anywhere
(24:14):
that I haven't been yet.
Where you don't want to goanywhere, there's not a
microphone and a check.
What about you?
A?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
microphone and a check, and I am there.
Maldives better have a stage.
Everything looks like it'sfloating, waiting for one big
tsunami to take To flush themall out.
A tsunami, yeah, yeah.
No, I don't need the Maldives.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
I'm with you for Japan.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Yeah, I have a friend there right now and they've
been there for a while.
Their Instagram stories aregiving me FOMO, really.
Yeah, I don't get FOMO.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Thailand too.
I would like to go back toThailand.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
You're going to live in Taiwan.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
And Thailand.
Okay, thailand, I'm so happyyou're a traveler.
It's such an Israeli thing togo to Thailand.
Okay, thailand, I'm so happyyou're a traveler.
Those of you who don't watchit's such an Israeli thing to go
to Thailand.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
I lived in Thailand for a year.
I lived in Bangkok for a year.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Oh my God, really yeah Wow.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
It was really.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Did I know that?
Speaker 3 (25:13):
I don't know.
It was incredible.
It's such a cool place and alsoI have a little kid, so it's
really fun to take him aroundthe world, because one day he'll
leave me for some awful bitchand I'll never see him again oh
my god, don't say those.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Don't say those words .
If you learned one thing fromthis podcast, your words create
everything.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
I'm just kidding, if you could?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
design a perfect house for us.
What would it look like, ourhouse?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Our house, you guys are living in it, living in it.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
We love bochashem.
We found the house.
We're all set.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Can you come design my house now?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
No, we don't need it.
No, no, no, we are no we do not.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
We are not as we speak.
Sledgehammer too.
The sledgehammer's already gone.
They've done a demolition.
The bathrooms, you guys.
Yeah, the bathrooms are gone.
You started it.
Yeah, we started it Becausewe're going to be gone all next
month, so they have the wholemonth to finish.
They had the end of April andall of May, so hopefully by June
and summer the house will beready.
(26:16):
Yes, we're putting a steam roomin.
Yes, A two foot wide, bench Twoby seven.
How long?
Speaker 1 (26:24):
No, it's two by seven , it's a six by eight with a
bench that's two feet, so youcan lay down.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
That's like I'm never going to get Modi out of there.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
No, I'm just trying to get a toilet installed.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Well, you said you had someone reach out.
I did.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
That was so sweet.
I got this nicest message.
I don't know who found me orhow, but I got the nicest
message that somebody had heard.
That.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
I was looking for a plumber.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
I'm all set because my plumber, as it turned out,
didn't die, thank God.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Baruch Hashem.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Baruch.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Hashem.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
And that was.
I really appreciated it.
That was very sweet.
He said hi just want to let youknow we have a Jewish-Israeli.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
What's the timeline, then, for your house project?
Speaker 3 (27:10):
I don't know, Vio.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
You need an answer.
You need to go to this ailingplumber and be like what's your
diagnosis?
Speaker 3 (27:17):
He's like on a ventilator.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Okay, that's not good .
He's like, let's like on aventilator, okay, so that's not
good, just transition theproject.
No, he's not he's okay.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
God, really I think it's gonna be okay.
I'm, I think we're gonna be inthere by the summer, we would be
freaking out.
I would just no, what you guyswould do is you would pay
somebody we just throw money atthe problem do it, and I'm not
doing that because I can't.
I mean, it's like an insaneamount of money.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
But it's your, it's your health and your time.
What's your time value?
That's, that's the, that's the,the, the, the shape of.
By the way, I don't feel badtalking about this, because I
just heard that Jim Norton andDavid Tell did a podcast
together and spoke about nothingbesides interior decorating.
Just so you know, I don't feelbad that this is the
conversation we're having.
You should, but I have, in mylife to this point, I've done
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one, two, three, four, fiveprojects.
Five, reconstruction, notreconstruction.
What do?
Speaker 3 (28:16):
you call it.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Renovation, renovations, renovations, and
I'm not looking to ever do itlike where I'm in full control
of everything.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
The workflow so far with our contractor has been so
chic For Hashem Listen.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
I feel like this is a very relatable subject.
Yep, like everybody at somepoint is dealing with this
nightmare.
If you can pay a generalcontractor to deal with
everything, god bless you.
Really, I'm the generalcontractor, like you're looking
at her and it was like 50% moremoney to hire somebody to do
(28:54):
that.
And my Israeli husband was,like you're hired, periel.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Okay, I know, but like what do you know about
house contracts?
Nothing.
That's why it's taking 17 years.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
It's like you're hired perry l okay I know, but
like what do you know abouthouse contract?
Nothing.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
That's why it's taking 17 years it's like you're
gonna pay that for your timeand not being in the house.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Like I don't understand that logic well,
neither do I, but I'm married toit burn on the job meanwhile,
yeah it's, but it's, it's.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Uh, I I just, I've the other renovations I've done.
I just this for my.
I just did not.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
I don't have the bandwidth, I mean at the time,
the first year we were togetherwas a gut renovation of the
apartment.
Yeah Right, you dealt with that, though, right you?
I watched you deal with everysingle detail, to the point
where I was, like you, work atnight.
That's why you're able to dothis.
How do normal people do thisright, like you?
Same though same, yeah, so soyou're hovering over each right.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Horrible too, they're like each vendor what kind of
uh faucet handles knobs do?
I'm like I don't know, just putit in the kitchen no, no, no
you.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
So our, our situation is we everything is a package
include.
There's a price, here's yourprice that you asked for.
Everything's included.
So I'm not going to any tilestore.
I'm not going to any.
Any, any, any.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
But you're not picking.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
We told him what we want.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
He sent us spreadsheet, option A, option B
for each thing, and I justclicked.
I just clicked.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
I went behind Leo and his iPad and there were two
faucets.
We want everything black faucetwise and we want everything
black faucet wise.
And we're just looking.
I said that one, that one hehighlight, highlight, send it
back.
Done, done.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yes, it's something like two or three options for
each thing that you need for meDone.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
So I put those together and I present them to
Guy, and I'm like he doesn't getdecision making power.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
That's your first problem.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Yeah, Excuse me.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
You don't ask his opinion.
If he's not, he gets fakedecision-making power.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
You let him think he has.
He'd rather be left alone.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
He'd rather be left alone, no, he wants to feel like
he has an opinion.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
You're kidding.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
But I do a selection of what the two possible options
are.
You're kidding, and then I getto pretend that, or he gets to
think that he's actuallyweighing in and everybody's
happy.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Okay, Whatever works for you.
I wish you the.
We all really wish you the best.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
I'll be sleeping in your steam room this summer.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
No, when Leo moved back to New York to move in with
me full time, we were in themiddle of a renovation and it
didn't.
It seemed like it had no end.
Yeah, and we moved back intothe apartment, ever lived in
that studio.
When he came back, I took astudio in the building so he
moved back into like a studiowhere I should have just kept
(31:34):
for half a year and been likethat was it.
But then we're like, oh,they're almost done, they might
be finishing up.
And just then our friend wasgone for two weeks.
So we moved, everything was in,all of our stuff was in plastic
containers.
And we moved into our friend'shouse and it's like in their
guest room, put all ourcontainers and we lived out of
the containers and it stillwasn't done.
We moved into another friendwho was just leaving for two
(31:55):
weeks and their place, and wow,and then we just said apartment
hopping.
And then we just said we'removing in into the apartment
while there was stillconstruction going on.
And anyway, I was there all daylong, because when you're you,
somebody has to be in charge of,like when they're putting in
wires, you have to take apicture of everything so that
you know where everything wasand everything is.
(32:17):
So when something's cut, likeone of the cable, things didn't
work and I knew where the wireswere.
They didn't know I.
I said, you have, you ran themdown here, through here, over
the shower, into the bedroom,and so we we figured that the
guy that did the tiling snippedit and they had to go inside and
re reconnect the.
But I had pictures because Iwas on top of everything.
(32:39):
I was living in the apartmenton top of it.
I don't know how you did it.
And then at night, going towork, I wasn't traveling that
much, I was around in the NewYork area, but it is the most.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
It is so difficult I'm going to start flipping
houses after this, I do have aquestion for you.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
I will tell you one thing Take pictures of
everything that's happeningthat's happening.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Well, it's too late for that.
Also, my kitchen floor is in mybackyard.
What is your position on marble, depending what kind of marble
Like real versus engineered fora kitchen counter, like the
slabs?
Yeah, there's pros and conshere for both of these.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
So I will teach you this If you're going to get Carr
carrara marble, just don't getmarble because it's just like
cheap.
I just don't want it.
It's just cheap looking okay.
If you go any grade above,obviously the highest grade is
um not obvious.
Calcutta gold, okay, which isthe one that we have?
Speaker 2 (33:35):
we, we have um, I forgot the name of it, but it's
like I'll cut us something.
No, it's.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
I remember when we picked that slab at the stone
place yeah, we drove out to themiddle new jersey and leo put a
hard hat on and drove the littlething.
We have cute pictures.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
We have cute pictures warehouse and there was a
forklift and I was like that oneyeah I did that.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
There's one in the city that, but I've understood.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
You guys don't really cook though no, like no, but
it's a look.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Yuffie.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
You get a real piece of marble.
You put a wine spills on it.
Yeah, we get wine spills andtomato sauce, so you can have it
polished or not polished.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Yeah, if you have it not polished, you can, whenever
you want, repolish it again, butyou're never going to do it.
By the way, marble also looksgood when it's worn in.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Yeah, ours is like starting to wear in now because
it's like 10 years old.
Yeah, it's nice.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
I should not.
I don't like the engineeredmarble.
I think it looks cheap anddisgusting.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
If you're doing marble, you do marble.
If you're doing engineer, gofor crisp color.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
That's the only one that I really like is the
concrete.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
The most expensive.
Concrete is the most expensive.
It's an amazing chic look, butit's super expensive.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
And it's hard to pour because it has to be all flat.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Yeah, it does.
It's a hard, but it's abeautiful look and but also just
a clear white engineered thing.
Do you know what look?
Speaker 2 (35:00):
I also like for the kitchens that like seems to be
kind of like timeless, eventhough you wouldn't think so.
Those stainless steel cabinets,yeah, I love those, I love
those they are a fortune.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Yeah, I priced those out.
They were like five times asmuch.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
All right but I feel like kitchen cabinets are those
things that can look very datedvery quickly, like remember when
everyone in like the I don'tknow the 2010s had those like
brown Tuscany cabinets with thegranite countertops.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
You know what I'm talking about yes, yes, that's
when you moved in.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
That's what my kitchen looked like yeah, yeah,
but like I don't know thestainless steel ones because
I've seen like old, built, likelistings, when lucas and our
friends were looking forapartments and he would send me
listings, the ones that like thebuilding was older and the
bathrooms were older, whatever,but they had this stainless
steel it's in it, like the.
I was like well, you don't needto do the kitchen, kitchen yeah
, fine, and these, these aregame men's kitchens we're
(35:56):
talking about.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
So the kitchen was the size of a galley on an
airplane, like where the thestewards has pulled like.
It's like the kitchen's thesize of this table, has like a
little hot plate, but beautifuland gorgeous.
But it was like small littlekitchens.
But, um, one thing aboutkitchen cabinets you might not
need to change them.
You can get a color and justreally change it.
And handles, change the handlesand it's like that's what we
(36:18):
did in connecticut it wasthey're gone and there's nothing
in like.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
There are no kitchen cabinets, it's all being done so
yeah, yeah okay, so we'vedecided we've landed on marble,
not engineered yeah, don't doengineering don't do it go big
or go home if you go marble, gomarble.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
If you go engineer, go engineer um that's not an
answer.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Yeah, that's not what she asked don't do not do
marble.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
There you go, that's it.
Do not do engineered marble.
If you're going to go marbleabove Carrara, any grade above
is okay and make sure it's like,it fits nice and the patterns
are good, and always make sureyou have a two-inch lip, two
inches that you have that'ssurrounding it.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
And whatever piece you have flowing over so you do
like it's called the flowWaterfall.
Waterfall I'm doing it Changeseverything.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
Okay, I will be clipping this out and sending it
to yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
We had an amazing Moshiach energy moment when we
did that in our house, becausethe guy made a mistake and in
order to make up for it, he tookthe last piece that was left
and did the waterfall, whichlooks really good, which looks
makes it changes the wholekitchen I would like to see a
picture are using chat gpt forany of this.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Oh my god.
I sent a picture of ourbackyard to our contractor and I
was like I want to put a bistrolights.
And so I took a picture that Ihad and I put it into chatGPT
and I was like, can you put thiswith outdoor like string lights
?
And they sent like a perfectrendering of the picture.
I just texted it to ourcontractor.
I was like, do this.
And he was like got it.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (37:51):
It was amazing what are these for lights?
You know those like stringlights with like the Edison
bulbs that you can stringoutside like on a cafe.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
I want them, like over the patio that we put in.
All right, listen, yep, butthere was no need for an
interior designer.
No, no, those jobs are going tobe very those.
That blew my mind away.
Like you really don't need,like, an interior designer If
you just had someone showed me,you showed me the um.
Someone took a bunch ofpictures, put them on the floor,
took a picture of it and toldChad GPT to make a gallery wall
(38:23):
and it was stunning.
Wow, who needs an interiordesigner now?
Like it's crazy.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
That is a very useful piece of advice.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Yes, yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
One more question.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Go for it.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
Vanities, bathroom vanities.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Oh, you have feelings about this.
Yes, floating, yes, yes.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Floating.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Yes, it makes it feel bigger, it makes it feel very
big yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Also, I don't know what your bathrooms look like if
you have cabinets, but we don'tdo medicine cabinets.
I want a mirror as big as youcan, a mirror.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
A mirror.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
A mirror.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
If you can get a mirror, how do you say mirror
the biggest mirror you can get?
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Mirror A mirror.
That's not what you said.
Just two seconds Mirror.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
Mirror, a mirror.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
A mirror.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
A mirror.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
A mirror.
You just want a giant mirror.
You just want a big, giantmirror over the whole wall in
front of you.
That's all you want, but why?
Speaker 3 (39:24):
can't you get a medicine cabinet that's also a
mirror?
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Because then it comes out of the wall too much.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
No, no, no, no.
You can get amazing expensiveones that come in and the ones
we have the one we have in theguest bathroom is beautiful.
It's a beveled mirror, it'sbeveled mirror mirror.
It's beveled and beautiful andand inside the mirror, make sure
you're inside of of your messyou got.
Don't make it shouldn't bewhite and it looks like a like
from the hospital.
(39:49):
But, um, but if you have roomother places in the bathroom
there's like a little closet,then just do a full mirror on
the whole thing.
It's just opens your bathroomup so nice.
Well definitely floating,definitely floating.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah it's just all of the bathrooms.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
I like to keep synchronicity throughout the
bathrooms.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
That was yeah, yeah, thank you for joining us.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Thanks for coming up on this episode of what's what's
that show.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Home Improvement.
Yeah, home Improvementimprovement so there is
something to that, then rightlike that you see your cards you
want.
I have some good ones.
You want to keep a consistencythroughout the bathrooms, even
though there's not like you're.
It's like you're going from onebathroom to the next and
comparing you.
(40:39):
You want some narrative throughline, that's my that's my
feeling.
No, I think so too, Leo.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Other people feel each bathroom is an art project
of their own and they have thezebra wallpaper and they have
whatever you want, you know Makeit like calm.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
You know, make it calm.
You know I was.
Where was I the other day?
I was in a.
I was in someone's bathroom aguest bathroom, no, because it
was a toilet, yeah, yeah, butthe whole room was mirrors.
The whole room was mirrors.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
No good.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
And it was over-designed, it was expensive
and it was like the sink wasthis thing and I was in there
and I was going.
You know, I'm sitting there andI'm just like ew, I just turned
the lights off.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
Right.
Nobody wants to look atthemselves when they're going to
the event.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
I was like, why would they do this?
I just turned the lights offand just finished what I had to
do and got out.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
It's true that it's upsetting.
That's not a good thing.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
Yeah, it's not a good design move, but anyway, some
people see everything as an artproject, anyway.
Okay, we have time for one.
But anyway, some people see theeverything is an art project,
anyway.
Okay, we have time for one morequestion we do yes you took
them.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
I don't have them anymore you don't want them no,
they're like shedding they'reshedding that your cards are
shedding.
You bought bad cards.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
They're like the paper is shedding because they
won't come out of the box.
What I feel like there was.
This is funny.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Who in your life?
Your garage, your garage,what's your garage situation?
Speaker 3 (42:12):
It's non-existent.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
There's no garage.
I have no garage.
Build one.
How do you not have a garage?
Put a guy in it.
No, how do you not have agarage?
It how?
Speaker 3 (42:20):
do you not have a garage?
Put a guy in it.
No, how do you not have agarage?
It didn't come with a garage.
There's no garage.
It's a mid-century modern housethat was built in 1948.
It's a ranch house.
It is beautiful architecturally, but the whole interior needed
(42:44):
to be gutted.
It an old house, so it has likethese really incredible bones
and these like insanely highceilings, but it was.
It's on a concrete slab.
There's no basement and there'sno garage.
So little creek in the backyard, nice, healthy mosquitoes.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
We're spraying, we're going to spray, we're going to
kill everyone.
They're like should we spray?
Some people are like oh my God,no, it's dangerous.
If there's no mosquitoes pourAgent Orange, pour Agent Orange
on the backyard, I don't care, Idon't want one mosquito coming
near us kill everyone everything.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
I had a good one, and now I can't find it.
No, there was one that Ithought Leo would really like.
Oh my god, this one, this isn'tit.
If you could design the perfecthouse for us, what would it
look like?
Speaker 1 (43:41):
that's what we just read.
That was what we just read.
All right Can you stop.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
Oh, this is one that I thought was interesting.
Even though, okay, If you couldlive another person's life, I
think dead or alive I'm puttingin that caveat who would you
choose and why?
Speaker 1 (44:01):
If I could live another person's life.
I don't want to live anotherperson's life neither do I, but
like it's.
Speaker 3 (44:06):
Uh.
Oh, elvis presley, I don't wantto die on the toilet.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
What do you want from me?
Yeah, do you have to have theirdeath?
Speaker 1 (44:16):
it's not live their life, it's not live their life
for one day?
Speaker 3 (44:20):
oh no, no, for For one day.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Oh no, no for a day.
Yeah, it would be like a goodday of Elvis Presley, it
wouldn't be like a bad day.
Speaker 3 (44:27):
No, obviously it would be.
Yeah, I just added for a day,just so I could get you guys to
answer.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
I would live one of my previous lives over again.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
When are you going to take me to get past life
regression?
Speaker 1 (44:39):
when are you going to take me to get past life
regression?
Yeah, I would live one of mypast lives and get it better so
I wouldn't have to come backagain, which is the goal.
The goal is not to come back.
I don't plan on coming back.
I plan on doing everything,getting it done now.
This is it we are on the finalincarnation this is it we are
going to slay this carnation andnot have to come back.
(45:02):
I don't ever want to come back.
I don't want to ever take theSATs again.
I don't want to ever sit in aclass with a syllabus.
I don't want to ever have to gofor hair transplants again.
I don't want Botox anymore.
I just want to.
I want to get this life downright.
I still want Botox, kill it andbe not having to come back In
this life and the next.
On that note, on that note, onthat note Get this life right.
(45:25):
Nah, enough of you for stinkinga question.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
No, I have two more really fun ones.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
No no.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Let's see if they're good and we'll start the next
one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Ladies and gentlemen, of all continents.
We are coming to Europe Of allcontinents, of continents, all
continents and creeds, allcontinents, creeds and places
where people need to laugh,which is everywhere.
We're coming to Europe.
Everything, of course, as youknow, is available on
modilivecom, but we have showsin Warsaw, poland.
(45:56):
When you think of Warsaw Poland, what goes into your head,
whatever it is?
Forget it.
Think of comedy, comedy,mashiach Energy comedy is coming
to Warsaw Poland on May 14th,yep.
And then we're going toManchester the 15th of May, and
that's going to be an amazingshow.
Anybody in the England area,get yourself over there.
(46:18):
And then we are in Munich andFrankfurt Amazing markets.
Come out of hiding and come seeus.
And then we are in Geneva,which is our first time there.
We would love to see all of theSwiss people, but we've been to
Switzerland before, right, yeah, but we never did.
Geneva, where did we go?
We were in Zurich.
Zurich, which was an amazingshow too.
That was a real Mashiach energyshow.
(46:41):
And then, but Geneva is going tobe amazing and I'm going to be
dragging Leo to see watches.
And then we, oh boy.
And then we are going to be inAntwerp.
I can buy you a diamond if youwant.
And so those are shows that ifyou have friends there, let them
know that.
Hey, I don't know, if you knowModi's coming to near you, let
(47:03):
Let them know that.
Hey, I don't know, if you knowModi's coming to near you, let
them know so they can be thefriends that bring the friends
to the comedy show.
Get some tickets Never just buytwo tickets for a comedy show
and everything's on modilivecom.
There's also a summer series, aLaugh-Away Camp, laugh-away
Camp, and look at those shows.
They're near you, they're inplaces you can't even imagine
(47:26):
oklahoma, um, and in uh, they'renot oklahoma, oklahoma, no,
where was uh?
Speaker 2 (47:29):
where the show not oklahoma I, kansas city, kansas
city, missouri kansas city,omaha, nebraska.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Someone who's omaha nebraska.
You said oklahoma, oklahoma,oklahoma and Omaha for someone
who's dyslexic is the same thingOn that note.
On that note we'll see you atthose shows and thank you very,
very much for listening.
We love you.
Say hi on the DMs.
We always get back to you.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
Bye, bye.
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