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Johnnna (00:00):
What is up everyone?
Welcome back to another episodeof the Babbles Nonsense Podcast
.
Today I'm joined by none otherthan psychic medium, chris
Medina, who also happens to knowa lot about astrology.
He's here to explain what theplanets are actually trying to
teach us, you know, when they'renot wrecking our relationships,
jobs and nervous systems.
We're talking real astrology,not the watered-down horoscopes
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in the back of a magazine.
Real astrology, not the watereddown horoscopes in the back of a
magazine, but deep cosmictruths like why your moon sign
runs your emotional life, howyour rising sign tricks people
and why your Venus placementmight explain why you're in love
with someone who can't text youback.
Chris brings intuition,spiritual clarity and a little
side eye to the mess we've allmade under the stars.
So light some sage clutch yourcrystals or your emotional
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support iced coffees and let'sget into it.
The universe has notes andChris is here to read them out
loud.
No, I and you know, like Idon't know about you.
(01:18):
I know obviously you're psychic, but like do you find that in
that world that a lot of peopleit kind of meshes like the
astrology and the psychicability?
Chris Medina (01:27):
Oh, yeah, I love
it.
I, um, I my first.
Are we recording now?
Yeah, we're recording.
Yeah, I uh the firstintroduction that I had was
through an astrologer as far aslike astrology, through an
astrologer at the psychic eyewho I became really close with
and, uh, she gave me readingsand did my chart and showed me
how to you know how it all worksand stuff.
And then I told her I said Iwant to start doing astrology
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and she said well, I'm going toteach you completely differently
.
She said because you're notgoing to be able to catch on.
It's just too complex, it's tootechnical, it's a lot of math,
shit.
Believe it or not, you got to.
You got to know the differencebetween a sextile a and in
conjunct, all this shit.
I was like I don't have timefor all that.
And she's like yeah, I know,she's like your attention span
is real small, is real short.
So she said I'm going to teachyou the house placements, the
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sign that you already know, thesigns, and I want you to use
your psychic ability on how thatworks being placed in each
house.
Okay, it's like okay, so justset it up.
So she gave me my chart, sheshowed me it and I just started
reading it and she was like Iknew this was going to work.
I knew that you were going tolook at this completely
different than the way anastrologer looks at it.
I said yeah.
I said I don't feel like I needto know.
I said it's great to know allthe mathematical stuff and what
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you have to do.
I said, but I mean to know thesun, the moon and the rising
sign is huge in somebody's chart.
Johnnna (02:52):
Well, that's what it so
, guys, we just started
recording, but obviously this isChris Medina.
He's a psychic medium and healso does astrology.
Would you call yourself anastrologer?
No, okay, just do astrology,yeah, I don't want to take away
from anybody.
Chris Medina (03:04):
that's taken
years.
I mean that master of the artof astrology.
I mean it's a lot of work, Imean it changes every single day
.
But yeah, I would never callmyself a master astrologer.
I would say I dabble inastrology.
So yeah, I want to keep thatfront and real.
Johnnna (03:18):
Well, and I knew that
because you did my first reading
with me like three years agonow, and you did bring up into
it like the astrology, becauseyou were asking me like time of
birth date and all that stuff.
So like that's why I wanted tohave you on, because obviously
you're the only person I knowthat knows astrology so well.
And, like you were saying whenwe first started recording,
people think they know aboutastrology but they really don't.
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So like what I know aboutastrology is from like growing
up reading 17 magazine, readingthe horoscopes in the back of
the magazine.
So how does that like for you?
What is astrology to you?
Chris Medina (03:51):
Astrology is a
great tool to I'm going to be
upfront to break the ice in aconversation or if we're going
to do a session.
I always say that the onlyreason why I do astrology
towards the end of everybody'ssession is because you have to
take what I say psychically andthe medium side of things for
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what it is Astrology.
I can give you something tolook at.
You can go and do your ownresearch, put it in AI and
figure it out on your own.
It's a really good tool for youto get to know yourself in a
different way.
Johnnna (04:21):
Okay.
Chris Medina (04:22):
Does that make
sense?
Johnnna (04:23):
Yeah, that makes a lot
of sense.
Chris Medina (04:24):
When we talk
about astrology in readings.
I was just like you 17 MagazineCosmo.
Go back to the astrology page.
The astrologer, the astrologywhat was it?
The bedside astrologer forCosmo, right, I ripped it out of
the magazine, carried that withme everywhere.
But it's so much more than justthe sun sign.
The sun sign is obviously thesign that you're born under.
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You know the month and the day,but then we start bringing in
the moon, which has an effect onyour emotions, the way that you
internalize and the things thatyou keep on the inside.
And the rising sign is.
I mean, in order to calculatethe rising, you have to have the
exact time of birth.
It can't be off because it canchange.
It can change the whole wheelsometimes and it could change
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the rising sign, like I couldput you as a Virgo rising when
you're really a Libra rising.
Johnnna (05:11):
Based on one minute.
Chris Medina (05:13):
Yeah.
Johnnna (05:14):
Or, if you had like,
maybe AM PM like backwards or
something.
Chris Medina (05:17):
Exactly, and
that's happened to me too.
Where I've calculated someone'schart, I was like it doesn't.
And here's where here's wherethe psychic stuff comes in.
I look at somebody'sinformation that they give me.
You know, during a reading,they'll tell me, you know, I was
born at 1208 PM and I'll and Ihate to say this, but I'll be
like, are you sure?
And they're like why?
And I was like because you're,you don't look like a, like a
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Scorpio rising, you look moreit's AM rather than PM, so it
does have a huge effect.
Johnnna (05:44):
No, you told me that
and I remember it, I think cause
you gave me two, cause I wentback and looked at our first
reading kind of like, looked atthe notes on the astrology
section and I remember at thetime I didn't know if I was AM
or PM because my parents lost mybirth certificate, but I got it
.
So I now know when I was born.
But you had I remember goingI'm pretty sure it's AM and you
started doing your astrologything and then you did that to
me.
You were like are you sureYou're?
Chris Medina (06:06):
like cause.
Johnnna (06:06):
this doesn't fit your
personality and I was like maybe
it's for you.
Chris Medina (06:10):
Yeah, yeah.
It's so funny Once you startgetting the hang of it and then
when you start using it in youreveryday life, like Jay and I
will go get dinner or lunch orsomething at a restaurant and
I'll be like that girl has ahardcore tourist vibe so she has
to have Taurus in her chart orwhatever.
So you get to, you know youbreak the ice and ask them.
You know you start making, youstart, you know making
conversation.
Well, what sign are you?
And they're like I'm a Taurusand I look at jail.
Johnnna (06:29):
It's like I told you.
Well, I didn't know that likethe sun signs were actually like
the Scorpio, the Virgo.
I didn't explained it.
Chris Medina (06:43):
So you said the
moon is your emotion yeah, it's
all the internal stuff, theemotions, the way that you
internalize, the way that youthink, um, uh, the way that you
feel at times.
Okay, how do you?
Johnnna (06:55):
how do you feel like,
you know, like, about these
horoscopes when you read them,because they're so generic and
so vague and they're like.
So, for example, I'm a'm aquote unquote Scorpio, right,
but then isn't your personality,from what I've heard, not
really the sun sign most of thetime like you, and I think I
heard this on maybe Lala'spodcast.
She was talking about it andshe said she comes off more as
something else.
Chris Medina (07:16):
Is that the
rising it's the rising or
sometimes the moon.
It's so funny that you bring up, you know, the horoscope thing,
because I was looking at Yahootoday and I clicked because it's
the default automatically setto what sun sign we're in right
now.
So it was set to cancer.
So I went back to Taurus and itwas saying all this shit and I
was like who the fuck is writingthis stuff?
It is like couldn't be furtherfrom them and that's Yahoo
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specifically, I never look atYahoo's horoscopes because
they're always so shitty andyeah, yeah, one could turn
around and be like, well, you'retrying to deflect.
No, motherfucker, I know myselfand this is not how I am.
Johnnna (07:48):
So, yeah, but yeah,
like, so like, do you think I
mean who does write it?
Do you think they hire anastrologer for real?
Chris Medina (07:55):
I think they hire
an astrologer that can do.
And it's difficult because,again, they're doing a very
generalized uh reading for thatsign.
Okay, I mean that's soblanketed and so generalized
that you're, that you're sayingthings that could possibly apply
, but until you, unless you knowthe actual person, you can get
their birth information, it'scompletely different.
You can't go just by the sunsign.
Johnnna (08:15):
So how, like when you
are giving a reading like I know
you gave me my reading do youuse that?
I know you said it's to kind ofbreak the ice, but do you use
that a little bit to help withthe reading?
Chris Medina (08:23):
I use it to kind
of break the ass.
But do you use that a littlebit to help with the reading?
I use it to like confirm datesor whatever, like I'll bring my
psychic stuff in and, like Isaid before, I use it more as
kind of like well, you can lookinto it and see when it's
favorable for you, because youcan look into it.
But yeah, I like to do that.
It's a little bit of fun,especially if, like you know, I
gave all the hardcore stuff andI kind of want to break up the
end of the reading, like, if Igave, sometimes I have to give
bad news.
I have to get, you know, get intheir ass and, you know, jerk
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them around a little bit.
So I'll always use astrologyand be like you know, use it as
a cheeky way of being, like youknow, well, that's because of
your moon, you think that way.
You've got a Scorpio moon, soof course you're going to
internal like do you feel likeit's pretty accurate with people
and their personalities, or doyou feel like cause like again,
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I'm only so.
Johnnna (09:09):
I actually had an
astrologer reading through a
friend, so it's kind of weird.
She gave this astrologer inIndia something about is a
certain type of astrologer and Idon't even know what she said
Vedic astrology.
Yeah, and she said like it's oneof the like, the oldest, like
in really good so, and she hadto do it because he only speaks
her language, so she had to likeinterpret for me, so like she
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was interpreting for me and itwas just.
It was just, it was almost likea psychic reading, but through
astrology.
So that's why when I, when wefirst started, I was like, okay,
that didn't come across to meas astrology, that came across
to me as like more like apsychic reading, but it was
astrology how did you feel aboutthe astrology aspect of it
though?
so I took notes, which again shewas speaking very fast and I
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didn't get a lot of the astral.
Like they didn't say a lot ofastrology stuff.
Like they were saying stufflike don't get married before
2029, don't go throughsouth-facing doors.
So I was like what?
Chris Medina (10:05):
See again, I
don't need to get on anybody's
picnic or say anything negativeabout the way they handle their
things, but I don't.
I mean you've had readings fromme.
I mean, even if they'reinformal and we're just going
back and forth on Instagram or Icall you up and we talk, or
whatever.
You know, I'm completelydifferent.
I don't tell you don't do this,right right, completely
different I don't tell you don'tdo this, don't do that, I mean.
And also, too, you can't.
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I understand this is going tocontradict this psychic stuff
and the astrology, what I'mabout to say here.
You can't stop living your lifeor stop time because of X, y
and Z.
You got to keep plugging along.
And also, too, you don't knowwhether or not you're going to
be challenging yourself or it'sgoing to be a lesson that you
have to overcome by taking theinitiative.
I have a go-to astrologer thatI've been going to for over 20
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years.
This bitch has known me eversince back in the day, I mean
when I had blonde and red hair.
She knows who I am and sheknows how I like to work.
So when we do astrology it'sdifferent.
She'll always say I'm going togive you all the hardcore
transits that are coming in andall the negative stuff, because
I know you like to hear thatfirst.
It's not so I can manipulate it, it's because when it comes
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into real time, I'm going to bevery aware of it.
I'll be like, oh, this is whatshe told me during our session
here, so this is how I'm goingto handle it.
It's not cheating and it's notmanipulation.
It's simply allowing me becauseI worry about shit, I'm doing
readings with people and then Ihardly you know I put myself on
the back burner.
So when it comes into play, Ijust remind myself okay, I got
to go into this mode.
Now I don't, yeah, south facingdoors or the feng shui shit.
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I mean, I understand it and Iknow it's been around for years,
but I don't.
I think people get into itwithout realizing what the fuck
they're doing.
Like astrology, oh, I can't godo this.
I'm a Libra, so I can't do that.
Or you know, we're going to go.
We're going to go do a fullmoon, a full moon ritual.
How does that work for you?
Johnnna (11:46):
Yeah.
Chris Medina (11:47):
How?
What are you?
What are you releasing and howdoes it apply in your chart?
What if you don't have anycancer in your chart or nothing
rules outside that?
What do you?
I just, I think people getcomfortable with the idea of,
like, I'm going to go andrelease, but it's more of like a
defense mechanism for them thananything else.
I don't believe that they'rereleasing shit, right right,
because then we have.
We have people don't realize wehave a new moon and a full moon
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every fucking month.
Johnnna (12:11):
That's what I was about
to ask you, because you know.
You know Mercury and retrogradeis like a hot topic to say like
anytime something goes wrong inyour life, that's what someone
says.
They're like oh, it's justMercury and retrograde, Doesn't
that happen a lot?
Chris Medina (12:22):
Mercury
retrograde happens at least
three to four times a year andit's in different signs, and
that's the one I take seriously.
Yeah, mercury is all about yourcommunications, the way that
you speak.
It's phone, it's phone calls,it's computers, it's your car,
it's electronics.
So, depending on what sign isthere like?
If it's going to be in Gemini,pay attention to what people are
telling you, because this couldbe, this could be something
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that's very misleading, wheresomebody is trying to say
something they're not getting itacross or in some way, or they
they forget in some way.
Okay, I'm very big on Mercuryretrograde.
That's the only one that I kindof like.
Oh well, you know, let's payattention to this.
Johnnna (12:54):
Okay, cause I know
people say it all the time when,
like you know, when stuff'sjust going bad in their life,
it's a narcissist.
Oh, marker's in retrograde,yeah that explains why he's such
an idiot.
Chris Medina (13:04):
Yeah, no, or I
mean it happens to me all the
time where people are like Ididn't realize that I booked a
session at one o'clock, I have ameeting at one o'clock, I got
it.
Can I move it to three?
So whenever Mercury'sretrograde, I always I know it's
so weird, but I'm alwaysprepared for it I always kind of
cushion the that makes senseand I was going to ask you so,
like, how to like.
Johnnna (13:23):
Obviously we talk about
Mercury.
A lot Is there.
And then I was watching theDallas Cowboys cheerleaders.
I don't know if you see thatreality show or whatnot, but she
said something about Venusreturning.
Chris Medina (13:33):
Yeah, venus
return yeah.
Johnnna (13:35):
Like cause I guess
Kelsey Musgraves wrote a song
about it and like I'd neverheard of that.
What is the Venus returningthing?
Because apparently people startfreaking out about it when
they're in their twenties.
Chris Medina (13:46):
But if you were
to ask them to explain that to
you, tell me what a Venus returnis and how it directly affects
you.
It's going to be a lot of Idon't know, so you have no idea
about.
And also, venus is the planetof love, but it's also
associated with money as welltoo.
So if you're having a Venusreturn, depending on where it's
also associated with money aswell too.
So if you're having a Venusreturn, depending on where it's
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in your chart like, I just had aVenus return and it's in Aries
so that was very beneficial tome.
In my third house I had a lotof.
I've been very blessed to beable to do what I'm doing for so
long and then to haveopportunity come on top of that
as well too.
So it was favorable for me.
But if it's not, if it wouldhave been, if your Venus would
have been in Libra, which wouldhave been opposing this current
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Venus thing, then there wouldhave been some difficulty there.
But people just hear this shit.
They don't know what they'retalking about or what it
actually means.
You tell them to explain it toyou.
I love when people tell me areyou going to go do a full moon
ritual.
Well, what's the moon in?
Oh, it's in Cancer Again.
How does that affect you?
What are you releasing?
I didn't even think about that.
Maybe you might, you know.
Johnnna (14:46):
Right.
So speaking of full moonrituals, like I've heard about
them and I've heard like but I'mloving that you're telling me
this like it only applies ifit's applicable to what's going
on in your sign.
So if I don't have any cancerin my sun moon or rising, then
it's not going to do me anyjustice, is what I'm thinking?
Chris Medina (15:04):
sun moon or
rising, then it's not going to
do me any justice is what I'mthinking.
I'm hearing you say, yeah,you're going to have cancer in
at least one of your houses, butif there's no planets that are
directly directing, affectingthat, you're not going to have a
huge influence, as if, as tosomebody like me where my
Saturn's in cancer, my Mars isin cancer and it's over in my
seventh house of relationships,so that's going to be big for me
.
The last year was all eclipsesand you know new, all this stuff
last year was direct, directlyaffecting me, in all my houses
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and my signs.
Okay the last year was kind of adoozy of a little bit of a year
of putting one foot in frontthere and getting getting out,
of getting out of my own way,and this year for me it's going
to be a little bit more on thepersonal side of things too.
So this would affect the fullmoon, is going to affect my
seventh.
No, it's going to go into myfirst because it's going to be
the full moon in Capricorn,because I have that axis on my
Capricorn rising which means youshould over to my seventh house
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, and it's going to be in cancer.
So it's on the axis.
So that directly personallyaffects me in a different way
than it would somebody thatdoesn't have any planets in
cancer.
Johnnna (15:56):
See, I would love to be
inside your brain because, like
to me, this is just like almostlike you said, it's very
mathematical, like the wayyou're, like the way you're
talking because obviously Idon't do a visual podcast, it's
just audio.
But if y'all could like to seehow he's like moving and stuff,
like it is very mathematical andI'm thinking that's exactly the
visual I get in my head is likethis whole mathematical
equation on, like a whiteboardthat someone's doing.
Chris Medina (16:17):
Yeah, but if you,
if you teach yourself what the
signs mean like Taurus, cancer,aries and then you find out what
the symbolisms of the housesmean, like the first house is
going to be your rising house,the house of self.
The second house is the houseof finances, it's your own
personal finances as anindividual.
The third house iscommunications and how you
communicate with the peoplearound you, in your neighborhood
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, your every day.
It's a Gemini, so it's yourlower level type.
It's not the higher mind, likeSag is, which is a ninth house.
And then the fourth house isgoing to be ruled by Taurus,
which is family and roots andstuff.
So it's easy.
Well, for me it's easy.
It's easy to understand thesigns and how they work in those
houses.
And then the oppositions likethe polar opposite of Scorpio is
going to be Taurus.
Okay, so you and I I again weare polar opposites from each
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other but we get along so wellbecause we both have a very, you
know, spunky sense of humor.
We love a good joke, we love totalk shit there.
That's why we get along so well.
So opposites do attract in thatway.
But once you familiarizeyourself with all that stuff, it
just becomes second nature toyou.
I mean, again, I don't want totake away from a full-blown
astrologer, but I don't need themathematical shit.
I just need to know if it'sgoing to be, if it's going to be
an opposition, if it's going tobe a sextile, if it's going to
be favorable or negative, andthen I kind of take it from
there.
Johnnna (17:28):
No, that makes sense.
So like, if we're talking aboutlike full moon rituals again,
then and I know nothing aboutastrology like I, you're also a
Scorpio, so cancer season's avery good time for you that's
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like a.
Chris Medina (17:49):
I think that's
considered a trine in astrology,
because cancer and Scorpio gotogether like peanut butter and
jelly.
So you might find yourselfbeing a little bit more
emotional or want to be a littlebit more loving and free with
your emotions during this time.
Johnnna (18:00):
Really.
Chris Medina (18:01):
Cancer season.
Yes, that would explain why Icried all last weekend exactly,
and that's that.
That would explain why, again,with when it comes to me and my,
in my little mood swings, Ihave the moon in pisces, so
cancer hits my little moon thereand it also hits my sun in
taurus.
So I'm, I have, I have all thefeels now.
Johnnna (18:17):
Are there signs that
everything lines up to the same,
like scorpio, scorpio, scorpioit's you're talking about this,
can?
Everything line up to be thesame sign.
Chris Medina (18:28):
Not in.
I mean, I've seen people likeone of my good friends, marissa
Mendez.
She's a hip hop personality,she's a triple Leo.
She's got the sun, moon andrising all in Leo.
But the other planets are goingto be in other.
Like her, mercury could be inVirgo, or it's not always going
to be Leo.
It's very rare to find somebodythat has all Leo placements.
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I don't think that's everhappened.
Johnnna (18:52):
Okay, well, now I got
some questions from some friends
because I told him I was goingto be talking to you about
astrology, and what can someonelearn from a birth chart that
they may not learn in therapy?
Chris Medina (19:02):
Okay, make me
walk this fine line.
Johnnna (19:09):
Well, first let me just
say a session with you.
Anyways, makes me feel likefive years of therapy in one
hour with a session with you, soI will just throw that out
there.
Chris Medina (19:17):
I appreciate that
.
I when I look, when I tellpeople to go do their astrology
to find out a deeper version ofthemselves.
That's because when you go to atherapist, I don't care how
open you are, you're still goingto be a little bit holding
yourself back.
Does that make sense?
Kind of a little bit of arm'slength.
And also to understandsomething it I'm not going to
throw a therapist under the bus,because I work hand in hand
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with a lot of them.
As far as, like, if I'm findingsomebody that's a little bit
hard to reach psychically, thatneeds more of like a process,
I'm talking about like moreunloading, or somebody that
could be a little bit morepatient with them and help them
down the road a little bit,definitely recommend going to
therapy because I can't holdyour hand the entire way.
I can give you a roadmap ofwhat needs to be done and what
you need to do, but I can't justsnap my fingers and hope to God
that you do it.
So when I refer them toastrology and tell them look at
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your moon, look where it'splaced at here, mother, or this
is why you have issues withfamily, or whatever, I do that
so they can learn on their own.
So it's very private, it's verypersonal.
Therapy is completely different.
How many times have you gone toa therapist and they try to
generalize you with the client?
They just read before.
That's what I tell even mypeers in the psychic area.
You cannot generalize yourreadings and tell somebody the
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same thing you told somebodyelse because it doesn't apply to
them.
Like when somebody tells me oh,my personal journey and I'm,
you know, working with humandesign, why don't you figure out
how you fucking work firstbefore you start figuring out
what works for everybody else?
Johnnna (20:35):
right, and is that?
I was?
That was one of the questions,because I've done human design
too.
Is human design verygeneralized like?
Because it's similar toastrology in a way?
It doesn't obviously do yourmoons and suns and risings and
stuff, but it tells you, kind oflike, the journey you're on,
but there's only what like thegeneral, there's only like four.
Chris Medina (20:52):
Yeah, people take
that.
People take that inconsideration and use that as a
way to tell themselves well,this is the reason why I am the
way that I am.
Instead of using utilizing itto to get themselves out of that
mess or to evolve Like doesthat work?
You're learning about youthrough somebody else, instead
of you taking that time tofigure out how you work.
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You know what's wrong with you.
Having to admit it.
It's a problem.
Right, you're right.
Nobody wants to admit that.
I'm stuck in fear.
I mean, I just read somebody afew minutes ago, before we got
on here, and I was telling themone of the biggest things that
you need to realize here is thatyou've gotten yourself this far
.
You are afraid.
You're afraid of relationshipsbecause you've been hurt in the
past or but you're not lookingat it as that.
You at least you allowedyourself the opportunity to get
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involved in that relationshipright from it.
Don't.
Don't hold yourself up becausesomebody didn't know how to
treat you right, no, no, no.
Johnnna (21:44):
That makes complete
sense.
And, like with your charts,like I know you said, like it,
it changes every minute, everyday.
So is that something you'restuck with at birth, like you're
stuck with this and this is howit's going to go, or can it
change throughout time it'sgoing?
Chris Medina (21:57):
to change.
What astrologers do is the onlything that stays the same is
your wheel.
What happens when I do a birthchart?
I am getting a picture of wherethe planets were at at the
exact time of your birth.
That does not change.
After I get that snapshot,obviously, the planets continue
to move and move forward here.
So what we start doing after wedo the natal chart and I start
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telling you all thecharacteristics that you were
born with, then I start applyingthe transits where the planets
are at now in the present time.
At my time of birth, the northwas at was in scorpio, fast
forward all the way to 2025.
Now it's in pisces, so that?
So that means the north node isnow transiting, which means
moving through my second houseof finances, because my second
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house is pisces okay, yeah, thatmakes a lot of sense your birth
chart stays the same.
But then, after I get thatsnapshot, then the world
continue, the universe continuesto move.
Snapshot, then the world, theuniverse continues to move.
And then the planets startmaking their way through all
your houses you know what'scrazy about all this?
Johnnna (22:54):
I just had this thought
coming to my head um, I think
it's cool like reading likehistory books and stuff, because
all the kings and stuff back inthe day that's the first people
they would call is psychics,mediums and astrologers yeah,
yeah.
Chris Medina (23:06):
Now we're
considered witches and we're
heretics and all this other shit.
You know I'm evil.
I mean, I don't know how manytimes people have told me I mean
, that's the devil's work thatyou're doing.
Johnnna (23:14):
How is?
Chris Medina (23:14):
the devil's work
when I've been assisted.
Johnnna (23:16):
Me and my friend kind
of argue about this, going back
and forth, because I considermyself a Christian and like
we're both reading the Bibleright now and like I don't
believe.
I believe that it's a gift fromGod that you have been given
and of course she does not.
So we have debates about thisall the time.
I'm like I don't see how, likeobviously, you can use any of
your talents singing, speaking,podcasting, psychic ability for
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evil.
Any talents could be used forevil.
It's how you use them.
I feel like, and I think, thatGod has given all of us a talent
.
We might not have tapped intoit yet and what it is, but like
your talent just happens to bebeing able to see the future and
seeing people that have passed.
Chris Medina (23:56):
How is that any
different from the stories in
the Bible of people beingprophetic and giving readings or
giving visions?
They're just considered visions, they're called prophets.
Somebody told me not too longago, in order to maybe you
should change your, your way ofputting out the putting things
out there and not tell peopleyou're psychic and tell people
that you're more of a prophet.
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And I said that sounds morephony than calling myself a
fucking psychic to say I'm aprophet, I know.
No, I'm going to say what I'mgoing to say, and if you don't
like it, then you don't have tolisten.
Johnnna (24:32):
No, no, but I'm glad
you said that, because I said
the same thing.
I said how is it any differentthan the prophets that predicted
revelations or any?
Chris Medina (24:36):
of that stuff
that hasn't happened yet.
And let me tell you somethingAgain.
I don't want to come across onthis whole religious side of it
here, but I've been backed up byGod.
There's been several situationsthat I've been involved in
personally to where God wasfighting for me.
I could have committed suicideback in the early 2000s.
In 2000, I told my guides, if Iwake up feeling the same way
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that I'm feeling right now, I'mnot going to do this anymore.
I've jumped over every fuckinghurdle you guys have given me.
Enough is enough.
I need peace.
Do you know that I had a dreamthat that same night I had a
dream that God came down andtold me to pray peace.
Do you know that I had a dreamthat that same night I had a
dream that God came down andtold me to pray.
The devil was telling me don'tlisten to him and was trying to
get me to go down into the sewerto save this little boy that
was crying down there.
And my God and my guide saiddon't talk to it.
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And they told me to startpraying.
I had another saint come to methat I don't even know who the
saint was and told me that hewanted to witness what I did and
he was telling me what he didwhen he was alive.
How was that evil If I'm, ifpeople are coming to my dreams,
that I have known, that I knownothing about here and I'm not
using my ability for evil?
Johnnna (25:35):
Right, and that's what
I do.
Think there are psychics thatlike, or maybe false psychics,
kind of like false prophets outthere that don't like maybe are
leading people to the wrong path.
But you've like, in any readingthat I've ever had with you,
that's never been.
I've never walked away feelinglike that.
Chris Medina (25:52):
No.
Johnnna (25:53):
Does that make?
Chris Medina (25:53):
sense?
Yeah, because what ends uphappening is that, again, you
have to be real.
I tell psychics this all thetime.
You're so busy wanting to beright and you want the
validation of being stamped as apsychic, but what you're doing
is you're giving people falsehope or telling them things that
are never going to come true,because that's just not in their
nature to be that way.
What people are looking for isobviously hope through a reading
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, but I'm not going to give youfalse hope and tell you you're
going to be in this amazingrelationship when you can't even
get your fat ass off the couchto go on a date.
How is that going to work?
Yeah, he's speaking to me, guys.
Johnnna (26:24):
No no.
Chris Medina (26:25):
But you know what
I mean.
Or tell somebody that you'regoing to have this great,
amazing job and you're going tofly high there.
When you're scared, you can'tspeak up for yourself, right?
I don't want to take anybody'shope away, but I always tell
people, in order to get fromhere to there, you have to get
this roadblock out of your way,which is your fear and
insecurity, or else you aregoing to stay there.
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It's true.
How can you expect any?
I mean, they come to me forStassi Schroeder readings.
I want that Stassi Schroederreading.
I cannot give that to you.
Nick Fial from the yeah, hesaid I want that reading too.
I can't give that to youbecause you're not her, and this
doesn't mean that she's betterthan you are, but when?
Better than you are, but when?
But this is somebody that,again, look look at what she's
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been through.
Right, she's changed her whole,her whole shit on her own.
There was no telling that girl,no.
So when I was reading her, Iwas like this is what's going to
happen.
This is not like stassi.
Well, if you decide this, she'snot that kind of person that
sits there and be like, well, Idon't know what to do.
Johnnna (27:24):
Right, that's not her,
no yeah, that's so crazy, so you
read for nick vile too, sidenote yeah, I was on his show,
his podcast.
Chris Medina (27:33):
Yeah, a long time
ago, like, I think, in 2018 or
29.
Johnnna (27:37):
This is before you even
had the kid I was, I just kind
of got into him.
So like I'll have to go backand find your episode he needs
to bring you back on thatmotherfucker.
Chris Medina (27:46):
Let me tell you
something.
I mean this in a positive way.
I met with, uh, katie, katiemaloney from vanderpump because
she she's on the same network asshe was, such a network as he
was, and I told her a coupleyears ago we were sitting there
at grandville in studio city andI said that fucker has the
potential to be the next ryanseacrest you know what that you
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said, that he, when he just didthe host of the Mormon wives and
I was thinking that I was likehe did really good hosting that-
he, he's I cannot say thisbecause it would be a slap in
the face to him.
He's better than he allowshimself to be at times.
Does that make sense?
Johnnna (28:26):
Yeah.
Chris Medina (28:27):
But he that that
kid is so fucking he's can be so
focused and just it's reallygood at what he does there.
That that I saw that I wastelling her I was like this
guy's going to be, has potentialto be, the next Ryan Seacrest.
Now look what he's doing.
I think he's opening.
Johnnna (29:07):
He's, he's opened.
I didn't know like Chris Medinareads for celebrities, but like
there's so many podcasts youcan listen the one he's
specifically referring to is theSaucy Schroeder podcast and
that's when I immediatelyreached out because I was like
he just predict, like obviouslywe waited to see what happened,
but you didn't give her like apositive through through reading
on her podcast, frou-froureading on her podcast, and then
two, three years goes by, thepandemic happens.
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Everything that happened to herI was like did anyone catch
that?
Chris Medina (29:39):
Chris literally
said that before it happened.
So to jump back into astrologyreal quick Stassi is a Cancer
Scorpio Capricorn rising.
I am a Taurus Pisces Capricornrising.
We have very similar energy inour charts and so so with her
she's a no bullshit type ofperson.
I'm not intimidated by a lot ofpeople.
I'm not saying that she scaresme, but when she's asking you a
question she wants a fuckinganswer.
You know what I'm saying?
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She she's not bitchy about itat all.
She's just somebody that justyou can tell that the wheels are
turning.
When you're talking to her,she's paying attention.
She's playing everything out inher head.
So when I went over there, Ilooked at it as if I was getting
a reading from a psychic.
I'd want to hear all the shit,whether it was good or bad, and
that's what I gave her.
Yeah, I think she respected it.
Johnnna (30:18):
And I mean you do that
for everybody in all your
readings.
I mean personally.
But yes, going back toastrology, is there such thing
as a quote unquote, bad chart,or is it just like misunderstood
energy?
Or is it something that we canshift things, or is it
completely out of our control?
Chris Medina (30:35):
Sometimes it's
completely out of your control
and I explain this all the timeduring sessions.
We've met people and I think Itold you this.
We've met people in schoolwhere you look at them and
you're like, I mean, I get a lotof shit for this because people
tell me God, it's like you haveno hope for people.
I don't have any more hope forthem than they have for
themselves.
And we've all looked atsomebody and looked at them and
be like you are never going tochange.
Once a dumb fuck, always a dumbfuck.
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And I can give them their chartand tell them this is why
you're doing what you're doinghere, but if you don't have the
drive and the determination tochange, no, you're exactly right
, go ahead.
Johnnna (31:04):
Sorry, I was gonna say
and again when I get my readings
.
Chris Medina (31:10):
That's why I like
the negative stuff up front.
I'm not trying to manipulate it, but I want to learn.
I want to evolve.
I don't want to come back hereand learn.
These things have to go throughthe same lessons again.
Johnnna (31:19):
No, completely.
I mean honestly, like samething, like I'm terrible, like
I'm bad about repeating the samething, like I'm trying to do
better this year.
But we'll see.
We'll see, um, which signs aremost compatible and which are
most chaotic together.
Chris Medina (31:38):
I think, uh, I
think Scorpio and cancer make a
really good combination.
I just, I mean, I see a lot ofcouples that we got Scorpio and
cancer.
I think Taurus and cancer makea good combination.
I think I'm going to get a lotof shit for this and I love my
Virgos, but Virgos inrelationships have to be the
most challenging and I'mprobably going to get shit for
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that.
The only reason why I say thatis because it they they can very
much get with the most watery,the most watery, the most down
to earth sign or whatever, butwhen it comes to their love
language, they're always incontrol of that or they feel
like they always have to goabove and beyond in the
relationship and not necessarilylearn lessons they need to
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learn for themselves.
As far as learning how toreceive love or letting people
do things for them genuinely andauthentically.
You will always catch a Virgosaying I go above and beyond and
do this for everybody here, butI don't get anything back in
return.
Wrong bitch, because you don'tallow them to.
You don't let them and I'vecaught.
Johnnna (32:37):
I mean, I was saying
you didn't la la vargo yeah, but
see when it comes to her.
Chris Medina (32:42):
Thank god for
that, but she's got the moon and
aquarius okay where she again.
I, I, I have a difficulty withmoon and Aquarius.
Okay, where she again, I have adifficulty with Moon and
Aquarius too.
But she, she can kind of likeshe can be very OCD when it
comes to things.
But then also I mean, you can,you can distract her with a good
laugh or a good joke and itkind of lowers her.
Of course she's going to snapback into who she is, but I mean
, yeah, she's got very hardcore.
Virgo, I could be challenging,but I love that girl.
Johnnna (33:11):
Oh, I love her too,
like um, but she talks about
being a Virgo all the time.
She'll be like.
That's just the Virgo in me onour podcast and stuff like that.
So I love that, um.
Can astrology?
Can astrology predict peoplebreaking up or long lasting love
?
Chris Medina (33:19):
Yes, it can give
you an indication of how this
relationship is going to be,what the challenges are, and
that's why, again, when I docouples therapy, you know, again
, this is towards the end of itI'm going to do.
I do all this, like you knowhow I work, I do all this like
in the forefront and then doastrology later.
But I will tell them.
This is the reason why it's sochallenging.
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You cannot be a, you can't be.
Let's see a Scorpio.
Oh no, that's wrong.
Well, letini to be all aboutthe feelings and the emotions
Gemini especially Gemini menwhich I've dated before, are
very good at.
Why don't you tell me what youwant rather than have me fucking
guess?
If you tell me what you need, Iwill give it to you.
It's not me bitching andcomplaining to you, it's just I
don't deal well with learninghow to read emotions, and a
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Scorpio is very much like andyou know this too.
Come find me.
I'm lost down in here.
I'm throwing up the breadcrumbs.
I threw a rope to you so youcan see where I'm at.
A Gemini is going to be like oh, there's a rope there.
What the fuck's that doingthere?
Pick it up and move it aside,you know what I'm saying.
Johnnna (34:21):
We wouldn't be good
together.
Chris Medina (34:32):
Scorpio well.
Johnnna (34:33):
I'm going to contradict
myself.
Chris Medina (34:34):
Scorpio and
Gemini could be good together as
far as like the smarts and likethe conversations they would
have there, but on an emotionallevel it's kind of Hard.
Yeah, it's kind of hard.
A Gemini needs somebody that'sgoing to be more, I think, a
Gemini.
To be honest, I think a Geminiand a Virgo work together
because they're both indifferent ways.
Johnnna (34:45):
Do you believe that
twin flames exist?
Chris Medina (34:47):
Yes, absolutely
100% Can do you believe that
twin flames exist?
Yes, absolutely 100%.
Johnnna (34:51):
Can you see twin flames
in a chart at all?
Chris Medina (34:54):
I had never seen
twin flames in a chart so much
as when I see it in a in asession like a psychic reading
when I'm saying that this isyour forever person.
Johnnna (35:02):
Really.
Chris Medina (35:02):
Yeah, and people
don't realize sometimes.
It doesn't have to always justbe relationships.
It could be friendships LikeJay.
Jay is not gay at all, he'sstraight as an arrow.
But I always fuck with him andtell him we again, we don't, we
are soulmates in a differenttype of way.
Johnnna (35:15):
He said I hate when you
say that I'm like, but we,
we're so comfortable no, no, Ibelieve that I have some
girlfriends that I feel like,like they are literally, like,
like it's hard to explain, it'slike you're your family, like
it's almost like you, likeyou've met them for two minutes,
but you've known them for yourentire life and know you inside,
I mean right and jay, peopleare like don't you guys get
bored with each other?
Chris Medina (35:35):
when you find
somebody that understands you
inside and out, that has gonethrough.
I mean, when we talk about, uh,astrology, jay is a cancer aqua
, jay's a cancer libra aquarius.
So he's got some water and he'sgot some air there.
And I always tell people duringmy sessions one of the biggest
things that I learned from himwas that I can have an argument
with somebody and not have it bethe end of the friendship or
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relationship, because when I getinto an argument, I'm pretty
sure the same way it's fuck youand die.
I don't want anything to dowith you, get the hell out of
here.
You know, blah, blah, blah.
And then, when jay came aroundand and he actually helped me
with my kids as well too, as faras lowering some of that,
because I was always worried I'ma Taurus, I always worried
about my kids First littlesniffle, I hear we've got to go
to the emergency room, blah,blah, blah.
And he would tell me relax,okay, do something.
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Go, walk away for a second,chill the fuck out, and then
come back and we on my own too,with my own guides, coming in
and telling me you know, yougotta, you gotta practice more
patience and not be so worriedabout things.
Johnnna (36:32):
Okay, well, so I am
that way, chris, but I'm also
not like I'm really bad aboutbeing like fuck you, screw you,
I'm done.
But then, like I have thisimmense guilt and I don't know
where it's coming from in mychart or anything like that, or
if it's just from previoushistory, like so I don't know if
you know this because we don'ttalk a lot, but like my father
passed away when I was 10.
Oddly enough, had a psychicpremonition about that, never
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told you that, but like I hearda crash at the same time that he
actually died in a car wreckand then my mom pulled us into
the room the next day and shewas like hey, girls, I was like
Daddy died, didn't he At 10.
So that was kind of weird.
Never had it happen again.
But the last thing I said to mydad was I hate you.
So like now, when I get mad atpeople even if it's warranted
that the anger and like whatnotI always then feel like I have
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to make it right, apologize,send long texts.
I don't know if that's a chartthing or if that's just a weird
past thing.
Chris Medina (37:28):
Yeah, it's like a
guilt thing, but also, too,
scorpio is very deep.
I always tell people that areScorpios.
You guys are the sign of life,death, transformation, but it
takes for everything in you toget out of your own fucking way
to evolve.
Does that make sense?
Johnnna (37:41):
Yes, it does.
Chris Medina (37:42):
And Scorpios
think of a Scorpion they burrow
themselves into the ground.
So you guys bury yourself intoyour emotions.
You guys can kind of stay there.
Does that make sense?
Guilt is a huge thing forScorpios because they feel
things so strongly.
So for you to tell me that youtold your dad I hate you before
you got out of the way.
Of course you're going to feelsome type of way about that and
that could affect how you treatother relationships.
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What I was saying when it comesto me there is that I've been
accused over and over again.
You were so quick to cut peopleoff.
Actually, no, I'm not.
Jay will sit here and so willmy best friend and come and say
no, we told this idiot to cutthis person out a long time ago.
I like to give them a littlebit of a chance, at least two
chances, and that's it.
Johnnna (38:22):
I need to start doing
your role.
Two chances, that's it.
I'm on 200 chances, that's it.
Chris Medina (38:26):
No, Like I told
Lala, we'll use her as an
example.
When she was on Vanderpump shewas telling people about this
burning bridges phase that shewas going through.
Her and I talked about that.
I said, God damn it, Virgo,burn those bridges down to a
crisp.
You know they fucked you overfor a reason.
You went through that beefthere.
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What makes you think in yourverbal mind that you can ever
trust them the same way again?
Right, Never.
It takes, I like to say onetime now.
It takes one time just to screwme over and I'm pretty easy.
Yeah, you are For years.
Yeah, you know, just bestraight up with me and I'll be
straight up with you.
I don't go looking for trouble.
I don't cause trouble, but ifit comes that way, I have to let
you go.
And people ask me all the timeyou know what do you do about
toxic people?
I don't have that shit in mylife.
Johnnna (39:11):
That's amazing.
I want to be like.
I envy people like you.
Me and my other friend just hada conversation about this the
other day because she's the sameway.
Someone like if she goes on adate with someone and they're
like she finds out they'remessing around or something
she's like done, why can't I dothat?
Chris Medina (39:32):
Because of the
resolution and also the guilt
that you felt there, If kind oflike, well, I just want them and
I'll throw Virgo in there.
Virgo always wants that chanceto explain themselves, or that
chance for that person toexplain them, and I tell them
them ghosting you.
I ended a friendship because ofthis and it was this person
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didn't do anything to me, butthis person would not listen to
what was going on and would makea big deal out of things, or
you know, I don't know how tosay this other than just being
erotic when it comes to thatkind of shit there.
Johnnna (40:06):
And.
Chris Medina (40:06):
I would always
tell this person again when
we're talking about like,letting go of things.
This is the reason why you keepgetting fucked over is because
you recycle the friendships.
Again they fuck you over.
You have a little bit ofdowntime, you bring them back
then and it picks up there orwhatever, and then you feel like
a fucking idiot.
Well, you are an idiot becauseyou're entertaining this.
Johnnna (40:30):
I'm like I'm I'm very
self-aware.
So then I'm even harder.
I'm like I'm aware this ishappening, but I still can't
stop it.
Some people like, if you're notself-aware and you, you you're
just, you know, going throughthe motions until someone like
snaps you out of it.
Maybe they have a reading withyou, maybe they go see an
astrologer, and they're like, ohokay, yeah, now I'm aware, now
I'm going to stop.
No bitch over here is justsuper aware and still doing it.
Chris Medina (40:53):
Because, because
of the way that, the guilt that
you feel towards that and alsoto your own emotions of kind of
like well, you never know, likepeople always say, well, you
don't want to burn bridgesbecause you never know when
you're going to need them again,I'll find somebody else, trust
me, it's not worth.
It's not worth the problem andyou got to get to.
I mean, I can't tell you whatto do, but it'd be wonderful to
get to that, to let that go.
Because, again, I've known youfor a few years now and you're
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somebody that I would alwaysback up there again, you and
I've had conversations where youknow you've taken
responsibility, accountabilityfor the things that you've done
here.
So you're very aware of that.
But you can afford to loosen upand, if you need to, oh, 1000%,
1000.
Johnnna (41:28):
Thank you for that Good
life advice.
So if we're talking aboutplacements, what placement
scream?
Quote, unquote, emotional,unavailable, I'm going to say
cancers.
Chris Medina (41:46):
No, actually I
love the sign of cancer.
Jay is a cancer, my friend Tarais a cancer.
I have a lot of cancer peoplein my life.
They're they're very emotional,they want to take care of.
I think the, the I mean I'dhave to go with like a, with an
air sign, like maybe Aquarius.
Johnnna (42:06):
Okay.
Chris Medina (42:07):
Aquarius type
energy.
What's that?
Pisces, aries, taurus, gemini,leo could be emotionally
unavailable because they kind offear emotion.
Sometimes they like to sweep itunder the rug until they trip
over it.
Leo is the sun.
You got to look at that.
I mean the sun is your vitality, how you're shining and how
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bright you are.
To have the sun in Leo itusually makes for a very bright
disposition or somebody thatdoesn't want to go too far below
the surface there.
So I'd have to say Leos areespecially August Leos.
I always say that July, earlyJuly Leos like from the 22nd to
the 31st there are fun to playwith.
I mean, their teeth aren't assharp as the late August Leos.
They like to have a little bitmore fun that way.
So, I'd say, like Aquarius Leo,maybe Sag at time.
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I find this is not me beingsexist, but I find Sagittarius
women to be challenging when itcomes to dealing with their
emotions at times too.
Johnnna (43:00):
All right.
Can astrology or your chartshelp you pick like big life
decisions, like careers or likewhere to move and stuff like
that?
Could someone go to anastrologer and say please help
me with this big life decision?
Chris Medina (43:13):
Yeah, they can
tell you.
They can give you ideas ofwhere to move from I forgot the
exact name of that but they cantell you what regions are best
for you and what, which ones youshould avoid, which would be
hardcore lessons.
As far as like job, I mean itdepends on what sign, like
Scorpio, rules my 10th house.
The 10th house is your careerhouse, it's your job house, and
if you were to go to anastrologer they would say oh
well, chris Medina has the NorthNode in Scorpio conjunct Uranus
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up in the 10th conjunct, hisMidheaven, which is the 10th
house there.
So he came here.
His profession is going to besomebody that teaches people
there's no such thing as lifeand death or helps people evolve
.
It could also be in thehealthcare industry or law in
some way, but it's going to bevery public.
It's going to be a very publicfigure or a position that he
does.
It's not going to be behind thescenes.
Johnnna (43:58):
That is so cool, I mean
when you're saying all this
like it literally sounds likewhen you like a psychic reading,
because it's telling you kindof like, but it's more of a
guidance, I guess.
Chris Medina (44:08):
It is because,
again, how is that going to work
?
Like if you would have told methis years ago, I've got the sun
in Taurus, the moon in Pisces.
People are going to turn aroundand say, well, the reason why
Chris Medina is so psychic orintuitive is because of that
site, of that Pisces moon.
But I'm also a Taurus, whichmeans I stay in my comfort zone,
I don't like change, and withmy Pisces moon I could be a
little bit of a crybaby or playthe martyr at times.
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I can be that Virgo where I cansay, I mean, because the polar
opposite of Pisces is Virgo, andI could be that person that's
like, fuck, I do all this shit.
And then I have to remindmyself no, you fucking idiot,
you do this because you want to,so shut up, and so I have to
snap out of it.
But if I'm sitting on my ownfucking hands and that's what I
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tell people, get up, take therisk or the chance.
Nobody knows you better thanyourself.
It's great to go to a therapistand go to a psychic and do all
this stuff.
And again, the differencebetween me and other psychics is
, as I try to capitalize on yourstrengths, we talk about the
weaknesses and what's holdingyou back there.
Let's get rid of all that stuffBecause again, it's just a fear
and insecurity and some peopleare better at letting go than
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others.
But I mean, once you tap intosomebody and you start telling
them, like this girl that I wasreading earlier, I was like,
girl, you're ready for arelationship, for somebody to
hear that that you've neverspoken to before?
I know we're talking aboutastrology, but the psychic stuff
goes with it, and I read herchart too.
I mean so when you tellsomebody that and you're telling
them all from a picture andyou're hitting that spot where
nobody how often.
(45:31):
If you sat here and listened tomy readings, you would hear
people say nine out of 10 timesyou are telling me things I
already know and that I justtold my friend about yesterday,
and stuff that I don't bring tothe surface, and I tell them
those are the best readings,because I'm not telling you
anything, using your own words,that you didn't already know and
that's something that's so farfrom the truth of who you are.
Johnnna (45:52):
And I can attest to
that.
Like I think at our secondreading I remember specifically,
you had said some phrase Ican't remember now, but you had
said some phrase and I said holdon.
I said someone literally saidthat the other day and you were
like, or I think I said I told afriend something or something
like it was the exact samephrase, and you were like yeah,
because I'm only telling stuffyou already know.
And I was just like because itdoes like what I said earlier,
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it feels like walking away fromfive years of therapy from you,
because it's almost like youliterally just open that portal
that has been shut for so longthat you're afraid to tell
anyone else and you already knowit.
And it's like you know, likeyou can't hide from you in a way
.
Chris Medina (46:31):
But the way that
I look at it again, this is
where that therapy comes to handin hand, because, I will be
very upfront, I have a lot ofclients that are psychologists,
psychiatrists I'm talking about,you know, from your ones that
just graduated.
To the people that I've.
I mean, I wish I could tell yousome of my clients that have
written books, that have been ontelevision I've done all these
great things there and I alwaystell them I would like to refer
this person to you because Ifeel like they need more of a
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process here.
My guides are very much deliverthe message.
What they choose to do with itis totally up to them.
They're asking for your insight.
How they choose to handle it istotally up to them and that's
what I'll tell them.
I'm giving you all this herebringing all this stuff up.
Johnnna (47:14):
You figure out what you
want to do with it, right,
right, I agree.
What do you say to the peoplethat are skeptics of?
I know we've kind of flippedback and forth, but it does go
hand in hand, I think, like theskeptics about the psychic
ability or even the astrology,when the people are like, oh,
astrology is not real, becausemost people just know astrology
as horoscopes.
Chris Medina (47:25):
Exactly, and
that's what I tell people Go get
an actual astrology reading,don't go look at the horoscopes
and you can do your ownastrology.
I mean, the best way to learnis to learn it on your own.
That's how I did it again, butI learned it differently.
But I feel like, again, I wouldtell somebody that's a skeptic
about their chart there, they'regoing to turn around and say
well, you can make this apply toeverybody here.
(47:46):
But I'm asking you how doesthis apply to you?
Johnnna (47:51):
Tell me how you feel
about what I am?
Chris Medina (47:52):
saying Right,
yeah.
And then the psychic stuff.
That's why, again, like I said,the difference between me and
other psychics.
Again, I'm not saying I'mbetter than them, I just I've
been doing this ever since I wasa kid.
Johnnna (48:03):
I mean, it's no
different than me like walking
into a hospital and looking atlabs and being like, oh, we need
to order this, this.
Chris Medina (48:09):
Than me like
walking into a hospital and
looking at labs and being likeoh, we need to order this, this
and this.
Yeah, it just becomes secondnature.
Yeah, yeah, Right.
I'm saying like when it comesto this guy especially, I mean
men, men all the time are sochallenging when it comes to
readings, and again I will tellthem like, does this make sense?
Or whatever.
And I've gotten more maleclients.
I did Chris Jericho's podcast,which is did a whole flood of
men coming in.
And then I have, like theStallone girls that you know
they have a lot of male audiencebecause of those.
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They're beautiful girls there.
So I you know, I have men comingin here, but they're always
they're, they're always so hardbecause they're, they're
resistant to change.
And then when, when you'regetting a reading from somebody
that you've never met before andyou're bringing up all these
personal things, they don't knowhow to handle it times.
Johnnna (48:45):
Because it's very
emotional yeah.
Chris Medina (48:48):
Or I love this
one.
They come to me for couplestherapy.
I tell this to my clients allthe time and I will tell the guy
your mother really did, really,you know, really fucked you
over when it comes to you datingother, you know, dating women
or getting married.
Well, what do you mean?
Are you talking shit about mymother?
And I'm like no, I said yourmother babied you and, just in
order to shut you up, just gaveyou your way.
But how does that work in thereal world with a real woman
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that is not your mother?
They're not going to put upwith that shit and you're going
to wonder why you can't makerelationships work, because
you're so used to hearing whatyou want to hear.
This is your mother.
Johnnna (49:19):
Oh, I honestly didn't
know that you did couples
readings.
That would be very interesting.
Chris Medina (49:25):
So much trouble
with that shit.
I'm talking about having that,having doing a reading with them
, with them both sitting thereon zoom, don't know that.
The husband's getting ready toenter, and I say I really wish
you would have called me on yourown.
And then the husband'slistening oh, why is it going to
be a bad reading?
And I said I get on camera,just like this.
Yeah, like fuck.
So I'm like, oh, no, no, no, Iwas just saying that she'd
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probably be a little bit moreopen if you guys were on your
own.
Yeah, or what about you beinglive with Lala and Randall?
I mean, you know how I am too,and it took everything in me not
to be.
Don't fucking touch me.
Johnnna (50:05):
But for real, though,
you were saying everything you
could to drop the hints, becauseI was even picking up when I
was listening, I was like, is he?
Chris Medina (50:16):
saying what I
think he's saying.
But I have.
I'm sitting in the middle,lala's to my left, randall's to
my right, as I'm talking.
You're not seeing because it'snot a visual one.
You're not seeing how close hishand is to my hand, bumping it
as I'm saying things and I'mlike, and everybody, her whole
crew, when I got off of there,they all looked at me and they
(50:39):
were just like, and I was like,yeah.
Johnnna (50:41):
I'm gonna do right.
Well, it because you wereliterally like you were being as
respectful as you could to notcome out and just say hey, by
the way, this isn't going towork.
Like you were, you really were.
Chris Medina (50:54):
There was another
podcast that I was on and we
could talk about this after,where the person asked me well,
how do you see this relationship?
And I was like that's totallyup to you, and then something
happened.
Yeah.
Johnnna (51:05):
Okay, okay, we'll talk
about that later, but what's
your biggest astrology ick thatyou get?
Chris Medina (51:13):
The biggest
astrology ick that I get would
be that whole full moon thing,the ritual stuff, and then when
we talk about the eclipses andall that stuff, I mean I know
people are really into their sunsigns, they want to post all
that stuff there, but it givesme the ick when you see them do
all these rituals and I'm likeagain, I know who you are, so
this really wouldn't apply toyou.
So how does this?
I mean you can't tell somebodystuff that they don't want to
hear.
And I'll get this from the loveand light community too, yeah,
(51:35):
but you can't mess with people'sbelief systems.
You know you can't take theirhope away because of blah, blah,
blah.
Yeah, but when?
Johnnna (51:45):
they're sitting there
wondering why they're stuck.
When you give psychic readings,you you're very honest, like
sometimes you ask people if theydon't want to hear bad things
and stuff like that.
But what about the astrologyside?
Like have you ever looked atsomeone's chart and just been
like, oh, I don't want to tellthem this?
Chris Medina (52:03):
Yeah, but then
that also goes.
That also goes hand in handwith the psychic stuff too.
So again, like I said,depending on the client, again
I'm going to be very respectfulof what you want to hear and,
obviously, what you don't wantto hear.
When I say I tell you what youneed to hear, not what you want
to hear, it's like I give youall that stuff up front but I'm
not going there and tell you, ohyou know, when you're going to
die or that you shouldn't bedoing this, or head so sun sign
that you would date again.
Johnnna (52:22):
Leo Sun, sign you
wouldn't date again.
Chris Medina (52:42):
Taurus.
Johnnna (52:43):
Who's the most
misunderstood Zodiac sign?
Chris Medina (52:59):
I would have to
say Aries.
Johnnna (53:00):
Aries Sign that gives
main character energy.
Chris Medina (53:10):
Leo, who catches
feelings after one night and who
leaves before sunrise pisces,catches feelings in one night
and oh god, I'm gonna get someshit for this and I think sag
leaves before the sun comes upif mars is in gemini, is it fun
or chaotic?
If Mars is in Gemini.
(53:31):
Is it fun or chaotic?
It could be a little bit ofboth, because it's an air, so
it's a little bit more.
I like to look at it as being alittle bit more options
available and not being so tightwith things or being so ornery
when it comes to it.
Johnnna (53:43):
Okay, Rising sign that
always looks good.
Chris Medina (53:50):
This is a good.
This is that's a really goodquestion.
Virgo rising and Libra rising.
Johnnna (53:56):
Okay.
Chris Medina (53:59):
Libra is,
remember, libra is Venus, which
is all about aesthetics.
They look, they are more, theycare about how things look, the
color of things aestheticallypleasing.
Virgo, it's hard.
I mean, Virgo always looks.
I mean, of course you have someslob Virgos, but they look,
they know how to dress, from themakeup to the.
I mean, if you see a Virgorising people or people with
hardcore Virgo, virgo placements, their makeup is impeccable.
Their, their clothes are good.
I mean, they have a veryyouthful look to them, very
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clean, cut in some ways.
But yeah, they yeah, very goodlooking to look at.
I know we talked about a chaoticcouple, but who is the most
toxic couple pairing?
Fuck?
(54:43):
You know, even though I kind ofbigged us up, you and I, I
think that a Scorpio and aTaurus could be toxic and I
don't I believe that I dated aTaurus, I believe that I'm a
Taurus through and through hereand I've always been very
upfront about my past and Idon't believe that I dated a
Taurus.
I believe that I'm a Taurusthrough and through here and
I've always been very upfrontabout my past and what I used to
do as far as, like you know,messing with people's heads and
playing that game, and I don'tthink people realize.
Everybody gives Scorpio a lotof shit and they say that it's
like the worst sign of theZodiac.
I think it's Taurus.
(55:04):
Good, because I thought you knowpeople do give scorpios a lot
of yeah but but the thing withyou guys is that you guys I mean
I don't want to throw you underthe bus, but you guys are very
emotional, so it doesn't takemuch to kind of hurt your
feelings that way and you guys,you guys can be vindictive in
different ways, but a tourist,the tourists will have the
patience to you all the way tothe very end.
Oh wow, I can pick up a touristlike nothing, like when I, when
(55:27):
I see somebody you know I don'thave a lot of Taurus friends
because, again, like I said, wecan be very.
My dad's a Taurus too.
The difference between him andI is that he's got a cancer
rising.
I have a Capricorn rising, buthe's a Taurus sun and a Pisces
moon and you can only spend,like when I say a Virgo, a Virgo
(55:48):
has a three-hour time limit,then it's time to dip.
Johnnna (55:50):
yeah, um, who, um, what
is one sign that you would
trust with all your secrets?
Chris Medina (55:56):
cancer jay, jay
he was gonna tell the tell-all
book it would be did you givehim if you pass.
Johnnna (56:09):
No, I don't want you to
pass, but like if you did, you
say look, if I pass away you canwrite a tell all book.
Chris Medina (56:13):
Yeah, he's dying.
For somebody to ask what'sgoing on, yeah, or how I am as a
person.
Johnnna (56:19):
What is one sign you
wouldn't let near your ex?
Chris Medina (56:26):
Near my ex.
Johnnna (56:28):
Yeah, that means you
would really not.
I have to like this sign.
What's one sign that youwouldn't let near your current
partner?
Torres best place sorry, goahead.
Chris Medina (56:42):
Torres has a way
of being extreme.
They're the most.
I don't care what anybody says.
Astrologers challenge me onthis, me on this.
We are the most manipulativesign in the entire zodiac.
Johnnna (56:53):
What would other
astrologers say?
They would say Scorpio.
Chris Medina (56:56):
They would say
Scorpio and they would say well,
we can see Taurus because ofthe stubbornness and this, this
and that there, but when aTaurus gets upset, there is no.
I mean, I don't care what watersign you have in your chart,
there Taurus can be a.
(57:23):
I've dealt with the men andwomen.
What, um, is the best placementfor money bobs?
Johnnna (57:26):
taurus, we're doing a
lot of taurus talk.
Chris Medina (57:27):
Taurus is the
money maker of the zodiac.
Oh, oh, People that havehardcore Taurus placements like
their workhouse.
Be Taurus and they're fuckingkilling it.
Or Taurus in the second house,where it's supposed to be at.
No, yeah, it would be.
Taurus is the second house.
I misspoke earlier and saidTaurus was the fourth house.
No, Taurus is the second house.
Johnnna (57:44):
Okay.
Chris Medina (57:44):
So yeah.
So anybody that has really goodplacements in the second house
there can be really good withmoney.
Of course there's going to beopposition to that there, but
Taurus is the moneymaker.
Taurus' motto is why would I gowork for you when I can work
for myself and make it all?
Johnnna (57:57):
Man, ain't that the
truth I wish I.
I need to look.
I'm going to look at mine whenwe're done.
Chris Medina (58:21):
What is the worst
placement for communication?
That's hard, I would say.
I mean, if you're gonna know,that could be beneficial there.
Oh, the 12th house.
The 12th house is the house ofthe subconscious, is a Pisces
house, so it's very much if youhave your Mercury there or you
have your sun there or your moonthere.
You're not really big oncommunicating, you're not really
big on opening up.
There you can be veryperceptive and very aware of how
other people think and how theyfeel there.
But when it comes to you thatthat's a that can be a closed
(58:41):
book that you don't want anybodylooking in on.
So it'd have to go with the12th house.
Johnnna (58:44):
Awesome.
And then who or which sign ismost likely to ghost and then
spin the block?
Chris Medina (58:59):
Aries.
I have Venus and Aries, venus.
You need a lot of mentalstimulation in a relationship
with an Aries because we get Ihave Venus and Aries.
We get bored very easily.
I mean again, I'm verytransparent about my past.
I don't think there was onerelationship that I didn't cheat
on.
Johnnna (59:08):
Really, but you're such
a sweet man man wouldn't have
liked me back then, I probablywould have, because I like toxic
people.
For some reason oh, I was.
Yeah, I was pretty bad well, Ialready know the answer to this,
but we'll do it anyways.
Go to comfort, sign in yourlife cancer um sign that talks
the most smack but cries in theshower fucking pisces, pisces,
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men.
Chris Medina (59:35):
Men, I always
tell them during a reading when
they send me a picture of thehusband or they don't send
anything at all and I'm lookingout.
People don't understand when Isay what I mean by this, but
when I'm seeing your husband oryour partner through your eyes,
I will always ask them all right, is this person a pisces?
Because this fucker likes todish it but cannot take it.
That is a Pisces.
Johnnna (59:52):
It's so funny when you
say things because it makes me
have flashbacks to our readingsand you did the same thing.
You were like is this person aso-and-so?
Yeah.
Chris Medina (01:00:00):
Second nature to
me.
I'm telling you.
Johnnna (01:00:03):
Who gives Gaslight
gatekeep?
Girl boss, energy Fuck.
Chris Medina (01:00:18):
I'm going to go
with Sag.
Johnnna (01:00:20):
Okay, and your personal
astrology red flag.
Chris Medina (01:00:29):
Oh my God, um,
that would to me that would be.
Oh my God, that would to methat would be.
That would be like the moon,like like anybody that would
have, like a, like a, like a,like a hardcore Virgo moon or a
Virgo sun.
Johnnna (01:00:43):
Okay.
Chris Medina (01:00:43):
Something like
that there, because I know I'll
know what I'll get out of thatand that's going to be.
I'm just going to be fine.
That's going to be a violentrelationship, because I'll want
to smack the shit out of thatand that's going to be.
I'm just going to be fine,that's going to be a violent
relationship, Cause I'll want tosmack the shit out of it
because they the the neuroticand the need to kind of nitpick
and you'll always know a Virgo,because they'll be like oh,
that's good, but have you everthought about doing this?
Have you ever thought aboutshutting your fucking mouth?
Johnnna (01:01:06):
to be a narcissist.
Chris Medina (01:01:10):
Fucking A it's
going to be.
Oh my God, I'm throwing myselfunder the bus.
People are going to be like wetold you he was a narcissist
Taurus, but I've outgrown that.
That's why, when I look atpeople and I like Taurus energy,
you're not going to suck meback into that you can't.
Johnnna (01:01:27):
How did you overcome it
?
Chris Medina (01:01:29):
My guides Okay,
my guides into that.
You can't.
Yeah, how did you overcome it?
My guides, okay, my guides they.
They told me this is the timeI'm girl, I'm telling you right
now.
Being a tourist, I used to dothings in front of people's
faces that I always say thatpeople don't realize what you're
doing, even if it's in there infront of their face.
I'd go to the market and I knowthis is bad here, I'm just
gonna throw it out there, and Iwould have stuff that I was
stealing and while I was talkingto the cashier moving it in the
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bottom of my hands like, oh myGod, before you know it, you're
out the door.
Johnnna (01:01:55):
You know what, though
someone?
So I've done like some toxicmen podcasts with like females
and someone told me that I needto have a male on there.
That used to be like becauseand I've tried to do that with
my male friends, but they don'tknow what toxic men are because
I'm very fortunate to have likemale friends that are not toxic
that should be our next podcast.
We need to, you need to givewomen advice and what to look
for in these toxic men.
Chris Medina (01:02:17):
How?
Yeah, and here's the thing too.
I'm going to put one more thing.
I know we're almost out of timehere, but I want to say this
here I've been in toxicfriendships and relationships
and I've also been friends withgirls because, again, I guess
I'm very gay you obviously tellbut I'm also very masculine in
other areas of my life.
So I always had a good majorityof male friends and female
friends.
And when you combine those twoand you have a girl that's
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dating one of your male friendsand you know the male's cheating
on her, because I mean I woulddrive up to Apple Valley with my
tourist friend, who was a guywho was dating my cousin.
He'd be fucking some girl overthere, and then we'd come back
and he'd be all lovey dovey withher and I'd be caught in the
middle of all that shit.
So I know toxic relationshipslike yeah, like the back, yeah.
Johnnna (01:03:00):
Well, thank you so much
, Chris, for doing this.
This has been so much fun andI've learned so much.
Now I got to go look up mysigns with chat GPT.
Chris Medina (01:03:07):
Well, I will send
me your birth information, I'll
send you your chart and then wecan look at it together.
Johnnna (01:03:11):
Okay, perfect.
Well, I'm going to stop therecording real quick because
then I got to say something toyou.
But thank you so much, and guystell everybody where they can
find you and get a reading.
Chris Medina (01:03:18):
Yeah, chris
Medina dot guide and if you want
to look at my stuff and seewhat I'm all about, go to at
psychic Chris M.
That's the only tag.
That name tag that I have is atpsychic Chris M.
Twitter, instagram, facebook.
Johnnna (01:03:31):
Yes, and guys, he will
never slide in your DMS at all
Never.
Chris Medina (01:03:36):
I do not solicit
readings online at all.
If you're talking aboutreadings over social media, I
will refer you to my email.
Yes, thank you.