Swipe Right & Farmer Fantasies: Dating After Bariatric Surgery

Dating after bariatric surgery? It’s not for the weak.

This week, Hannah spills every cringe, chaotic, and occasionally cute detail of what it’s really like trying to find love (or a decent Hinge match) when your stomach is tiny but your emotional baggage? Carry-on AND checked.

We’re talking food anxiety on first dates, situationships with men who “don’t believe in therapy,” and why she’s seriously considering retiring to a farm with a man named Doug who owns goats. 🐐 Meanwhile, Steph reminds us why self-worth doesn’t come from swipe-right validation—and why choosing yourself is the ultimate power move.

It’s honest. It’s unhinged. It’s everything you wish people would say out loud about post-op dating—but never do.

If you’ve ever left a date starving, confused, or emotionally spiraling—this one’s for you.