Ep 116: The Black Butt Keys

• Crustacean talk kicks things off with crawfish boils described as eating cockroaches from ditches while Ross discovers Virginia Beach crab cakes the size of baseballs with zero filler that make landlocked Chicagoland versions look like sad breadcrumb sandwiches

• Colton finally pulls the trigger on shop electricity after writing Centerpoint a check though the five to eight week wait has him considering temporary power solutions while exploring contractor work with SWE homes and reconnecting with Rick who just dropped thirteen grand on a laser cleaning machine that can strip paint off drywall across the room

• Poison ivy becomes the episode villain attacking Colton in places that shall remain nameless while he channels his grief into songwriting for his grandfather's funeral using Zach Bryan melodies to capture fishing memories and family time themes

• Jess returns from New Jersey family time with shirt printing machine connections before discovering his concrete removal nightmare doubled when plumbers demanded another trench for proper drainage while juggling work from home customers who freak out about power outages during electrical upgrades

• Built-in cabinet designs meet reality when expensive plantation shutters don't fit the new configuration forcing difficult conversations about seven thousand dollar window treatments versus custom cabinetry dreams while Ashley handles the growing bid workload with professional scripts

• Trailer organization becomes an art form as Jess transforms his twenty-four foot beast into a mobile workshop complete with electric jack systems and custom shelving that required cutting sixty-seven degree angles his chop saw couldn't handle until he got creative with wedge blocks

• Ross tackles rolling jewelry cabinet construction with locking mechanisms and removable glass tops while figuring out battery-powered LED lighting systems that need magnetic mounting solutions for portable display cases that can roll around retail spaces

• Work truck history spans from horse-drawn wagons to Model T runabouts revealing that pickup truck terminology originated in nineteen twenty-five when Ford first offered factory-installed beds instead of chassis-only sales requiring custom carpenter-built wooden cargo areas

• Electric vehicle debates explore charging infrastructure challenges and carbon capture gasoline production while non-alcoholic beer production gets explained through fermentation timing and dilution techniques for those maintaining sobriety goals during business building phases

• Workshop nuggets include motion-sensor LED strips that charge via USB-C for trailer lighting systems plus Kreg jig depth adjustments for thinner plywood that prevents screw blowout while LED strip connectors save the day when expensive light installations get damaged during installation