Ep 94: Creedence Clairo Walnut Revival

Season 3, Baby! – The crew kicks off a new season, somehow still uncanceled, despite their best efforts. With 94 episodes down, they’re basically the Joe Rogan Experience of woodworking—minus the UFC tangents.

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• WorkbenchCon Recap – Colton and Ross return from WorkbenchCon 2025, where networking was hot, the whiskey was flowing, and the attendance… well, let’s just say it was "exclusive" this year. Also, Jess wasn’t there, making it 37% less chaotic.

• The Jeopardy! That Wasn’t – The team hosted a trivia showdown, complete with malfunctioning mics and squeaky dog toys as buzzers. If you’ve ever wanted to hear a grown man aggressively squeeze a snowman to answer a question, this was your moment.

• Whiskey Watch – The highly anticipated Middle West Pumpernickel Rye made an appearance... on someone’s Ring Doorbell footage. Unfortunately, the guys were at WorkbenchCon when delivery day rolled around, so no rye was harmed in the making of this episode.

• Tech Talk: Laser Strippers (Not That Kind) – The team dives into high-tech laser stripping for furniture restoration, with Rick heavily debating whether burning down the shop is worth the convenience. Verdict: Probably.

• Social Media Time Machine – A trip down internet memory lane reveals that Smosh, not PewDiePie, was the first YouTube channel to hit a million subscribers. Meanwhile, MySpace Tom is still out there, watching over us like a nostalgic, pixelated guardian angel.

• Fortunate Sons Legal Partners – If you have complaints about the podcast, please direct them to their nonexistent legal team, who can be reached at yesterday and days before, sun is cold and rain is hard.

• Call to Action! – The guys want listener feedback! DM them, email them, or train your dog to bark their names in Morse code. Also, don’t forget to like, subscribe, and share—or risk Ross making terrible dad jokes at your expense.