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March 5, 2025 49 mins

Get ready, beer-soaked movie lovers! It's Fast Five time again, and this episode is all about YOU! We're diving into the wild world of Untappd to unearth the most outrageous beer names… but this time, the power is in your hands!


This isn't just another episode of questionable ideas – it's a democracy of cinematic madness!


We’ve wrangled five of the most… interesting… beer names we could find, and each one is a potential goldmine of plot possibilities. This week we have:


John Dough: Could this be a tale of doughy detectives? A delicious conspiracy? Or maybe just a really sad pastry?

Glass Half Full: Is this an optimistic rom-com? A quirky sci-fi adventure? Or a cynical commentary on the beverage industry?

Friend Machine: A buddy comedy gone haywire? A heartwarming tale of robot love? Or a cautionary tale about social media?

Velociraptor Hood Ornament: A prehistoric car chase? A Jurassic Park spin-off? Or the story of the world's most confused paleontologist?

Smiling High: A stoner comedy of epic proportions? A journey of spiritual enlightenment? Or maybe just a really chill afternoon?


The fate of our next movie rests entirely on YOUR shoulders!


Which beer name will inspire us to greatness… or at least, to something resembling a film? This is your chance to shape the cinematic destiny of Beer Me That Movie! Jon and Harrison present the options, then you decide!


Your vote determines what ridiculous movie we spend a week trying to make a reality!


How to Vote (EXTREMELY IMPORTANT!):

  • Head over to our Instagram page (@beermethatmovie) RIGHT NOW!
  • Find the Fast Five #26 voting post.
  • Cast your vote for your favorite beer name in the comments!
  • Voting closes just 24 HOURS after this episode releases, so don't miss out!
  • Your voice will be heard! (Or at least, your comment will be read.)


Like this video, Subscribe, and Get Voting!


00:00 - Intro

00:28 - Special Announcement - Vote For Your Favorite

02:38 - Recap - Robot Panda Island

07:48 - Beer Of The Week

11:41 - Not An Advertisement

12:58 - Fast Five Begins

13:39 - Beer #1 - Friend Machine

19:25 - Beer #2 - Glass Half Full

25:31 - Beer #3 - Velociraptor Hood Ornament

31:24 - Beer #4 - John Dough

38:29 - Beer #5 - Smiling High

46:25 - Our Mission For You


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