Fast Five #27 – Pledges, Buffets, and Terror at 30,000 Feet

Buckle up, beer lovers, because this Fast Five takes you on a journey filled with broken promises, overeating disasters, high-altitude smackdowns, and two mystery beers so wild we can’t even say their names out loud.

This week, we take five beers and twist them into questionable cinematic gold, proving once again that no beer name is safe from our storytelling chaos.

🍺 Beers Reviewed & Their Totally Logical Movie Pitches:

-Pledge: A man who said “yes” to a 2nd grade pledge quickly realizes he made a mistake.

-Stuffed Cheeks: An all-you-can-eat buffet with no escape. A horror movie? A survival thriller? A cautionary tale? Yes.

-Juice Above the Clouds: A retired pro wrestler just wants a peaceful trip home… but when terrorists take over the plane, he’s the only one who can powerbomb them out of the emergency exit.

-Plus: Two mystery beers so absurd, we had to censor them from the description. What are they? Tune in and find out.

Will these films ever get made? Absolutely not. But will you laugh your way through them? Yes. Yes, you will.

🍻 Listen, chug along, and tell us YOUR movie ideas!

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00:00 - Intro

02:18 - Recap: Velociraptor Hood Ornament

09:02 - Beer Of The Week: Garage Beer

16:16 - Fast Five Beings

17:09 - Beer #1 - Mocha Madhouse

25:45 - Beer #2 - Juice Above The Clouds

33:00 - Beer #3 - Stuffed Cheeks

40:10 - Beer #4 - Shredding on Dank

46:33 - Beer #5 - Pledge

55:55 - Vote Now!