Buckle up, beer lovers, because this Fast Five takes you on a journey filled with broken promises, overeating disasters, high-altitude smackdowns, and two mystery beers so wild we can’t even say their names out loud.
This week, we take five beers and twist them into questionable cinematic gold, proving once again that no beer name is safe from our storytelling chaos.
🍺 Beers Reviewed & Their Totally Logical Movie Pitches:
-Pledge: A man who said “yes” to a 2nd grade pledge quickly realizes he made a mistake.
-Stuffed Cheeks: An all-you-can-eat buffet with no escape. A horror movie? A survival thriller? A cautionary tale? Yes.
-Juice Above the Clouds: A retired pro wrestler just wants a peaceful trip home… but when terrorists take over the plane, he’s the only one who can powerbomb them out of the emergency exit.
-Plus: Two mystery beers so absurd, we had to censor them from the description. What are they? Tune in and find out.
Will these films ever get made? Absolutely not. But will you laugh your way through them? Yes. Yes, you will.
🍻 Listen, chug along, and tell us YOUR movie ideas!
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00:00 - Intro
02:18 - Recap: Velociraptor Hood Ornament
09:02 - Beer Of The Week: Garage Beer
16:16 - Fast Five Beings
17:09 - Beer #1 - Mocha Madhouse
25:45 - Beer #2 - Juice Above The Clouds
33:00 - Beer #3 - Stuffed Cheeks
40:10 - Beer #4 - Shredding on Dank
46:33 - Beer #5 - Pledge
55:55 - Vote Now!
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