In Fast Five #31, we’re back to the chaos you know and tolerate — five beers, five movie pitches, and one vote that decides which unhinged idea gets the full Feature Film treatment next week.
Last week, we wrapped up the Muffin trilogy (for now). This week, we’re pitching everything from mystical martial artists to guilty men in chainmail. You’ll hear the five pitches, but only four make it to the vote. The weakest idea gets the axe — forever.
So listen close, pick your favorite, and head to Instagram to vote. Let’s see what cinematic monster rises next.
This Week’s Beers — What Will They Become?
Shaolin Monkey Attack — Will it be a martial arts revenge saga? A sentient monkey uprising? A banana-fueled buddy cop flick?
Let It Morph — A sci-fi transformation comedy? A metaphor for puberty gone wrong? A knockoff Power Rangers noir?
Limitless Light — Will it be a low-calorie mind control thriller? A cult that worships LEDs? Or a guy who microdoses sunlight?
Guilty Knights — A medieval courtroom drama? Chainmail mobsters? Or just horny time-traveling knights with a secret?
Double Scoop — Is it a dessert-fueled heist? A dystopian ice cream cloning facility? Or a noir thriller where the cone always cracks?
VOTE NOW:
Head to Instagram @beermethatmovie and vote for your favorite pitch! The winner becomes next week’s Feature Film.
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00:00 - Intro
01:21 - Recap: They Don’t Call Me Muffin for Nothing
10:43 - BOTW: Be That As It May (Collab Brewers)
15:51 - Beer #1: Limitless Light
22:23 - Beer #2: Shaolin Monkey Attack
28:56 - Beer #3: Double Scoop
35:33 - Beer #4: Guilty Knights
42:06 - Beer #5: Let It Morph
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