In Fast Five #33, we’re unleashing five new beer-fueled movie pitches — and only four survive to make it to the poll. That’s right: one idea gets banished to the Beer Me Vault, never to be featured (unless we change our minds later). But the top vote-getter? That one becomes next week’s full-blown feature film.
Last week we melted hearts (and possibly a few faces) with Let It Morph — our 32nd Feature Film, a nostalgic shape-shifting alien buddy story. But now? It’s time to vote on the next cinematic fever dream.
This Week’s Beers – What Will They Become?
-Zombie Wars (Submitted by Lance) — Will office drones discover their inner warrior when real zombies invade their workplace… or are we already the undead?
-Another One (Submitted by Brian) — Is this a doom-scroll thriller about algorithmic mind control… or a secret origin story for George Washington’s cloned siblings?
-Boots and Buckles (Submitted by Lee) — Could it be a pirate buddy comedy? A simian-led revolution at sea? Or the origin story of America’s first rum-based monarchy?
-Shadow Clock (Submitted by Rich W) — Can your death day be hacked? What if one man’s countdown to the end… suddenly changes?
(Note: One beer was banished to the Vault. Sorry, Tooth Fairy cult thriller fans — your time may still come.)
VOTE NOW:
Head to Instagram @beermethatmovie
Vote for your favorite pitch — the winner becomes next week’s feature film!
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:59 - Recap: Let it Morph
00:10:18 - Request For Feedback
00:12:18 - BOTW: The Hustle Is Dank
00:19:41 - Ad Break?
00:20:35 - Beer 1: Zombie Wars
00:29:14 - Beer 2: Another One
00:42:27 - Beer 3: Dent
00:49:35 - Beer 4: Boots and Buckles
00:56:32 - Beer 5: Shadowclock
01:02:08 - Go Vote Now
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