September 5, 2025 • 75 mins
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We played Truth or Drink—but swapped booze for a Wheel of Hot Sauce. Four card tiers (Happy Hour → On the Rocks → Last Call → Extra Dirty). Stakes: Crystal → Carolina Reaper → Scorpion → “Stupidamente Piccante.” Questions escalated fast: ambulance stories, cheating ethics, threesome reveals, nipple descriptions, and whether you should ever not tell the truth.⏱️ Timestamps (approx.)0:00 – Cold open: “Dimes or dinner plates?!” + why we used hot sauce instead of alcohol1:45 – Sponsor clip backstory, forgetting the game, Target run, and setup rules4:30 – How the Wheel works (milk = mercy, Reaper = pain) + card levels explained6:20 – Happy Hour: words we hate; weirdest money John ever made (spicy affiliate)10:10 – On the Rocks: “If we suddenly had a 5-year-old, how would we parent?”12:40 – Dominant vs submissive? Nicole calls out John’s driving “leadership”15:05 – “If I died today, my biggest regret would be…” (surprisingly tender)17:20 – Last Call: ambulance IG story, brunch chaos, and why they don’t drink now20:30 – Grooming confessions; advice to younger self about sex (timing truths)23:00 – Perfect foreplay? Nicole taps out—first serious Reaper spin 🌶️25:10 – Cheating: must you tell? John’s hard-won stance from past mistakes27:10 – Kinkiest request declined; desert-island “how long till we hook up?”29:40 – “Last object inside…” (nope) → more hot sauce suffering32:00 – Injuries during sex; why most porn is unrealistic (the squirting myth)34:15 – “Stop only if you’re caught?” John spins the Wheel…again36:00 – Meanest thing seen in the relationship; shallow swipe-left honesty38:10 – Name-drop test; “Are you a good kisser?”; filming yourselves—hard pass40:00 – Threesome? Answered. Quick-start guide to getting Nicole off? She spins 🌶️43:10 – Inadvertent nudity; best compliment on performance (speechless is a review)45:00 – Wrap & lessons: play the game…maybe skip the Reaper shots👇 Links & Resources• Podcast site – https://betterthanperfectpod.com• Instagram – https://instagram.com/betterthanperfectpodcast• Spotify – https://open.spotify.com/show/0Os5mBb4WMKy7rw5GMHDN7• Apple – https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/better-than-perfect-a-relationship-podcast/id1719469324🔔 Subscribe for weekly no-filter debates on love, polarity, and personal growth—where every topic splits the vote.
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Because some of those spices, ifyou go to the spiciest level of
cards, you're going to be drinking a lot of hot sauce.
Describe your nipples as vividlyas possible.
Use the size comparison Dimes ordinner plates.
Question mark. Use the size comparison Dimes or
dinner plates. Do people have dinner plate
sized nipples? I think like the plate, like a
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like a appetizer plate, like beyond the perfect.
As we discover through our flaws, we complete each other
better than perfect. We stay through every fault we
find no way. All right, welcome back to the
(00:43):
Better than Perfect podcast, where every week we share with
you how 2 imperfect people helping each other grow equals 1
better than perfect relationship.
Here we are. Are you ready, Nicole?
No. Oh, we've got a very special
episode this week. Very we we are going to play the
wheel of hot sauce actually. So actually, so we got a, a
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sponsorship from Hasbro for truth or drink game.
And they're not actually, well, I don't know.
It's in they they sponsored us to do a, a clip, just a clip.
But we're like, well, I mean, we're going to podcast.
We might as well do the, the whole podcast.
Yeah. And so we're going to do a truth
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or drink. We're going to play it.
Yeah, we're going to play it. And obviously we don't drink.
We don't have to drink to play the game, right?
So John decided it'd be a good idea for us to drink hot sauce
as the drink portion of the game.
Right, so which is worse than? That's where the wheel of.
Hot sauce came from Yeah, so yeah.
(01:50):
So basically we haven't really played the game and we looked at
some of the cards and stuff, butthe way the game works is that
it's it's like truth or dare, right?
It's like, I guess there's a YouTube channel.
It's based off of the the YouTube channel with 2 billion
views. The cut the series.
Yeah, that's what it is. OK, because it's from cut?
Game Series. Yeah, I haven't watched the the
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YouTube channel, but I can imagine.
I mean, it's like truth or dare,right?
It's like except no dare, just drink.
So 21 inspired. You have to be 21 or older to
play to play this game. And obviously because of the
drinking, but also some of the card, yeah, are like I said, a
little bit more spicy. There's different levels,
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there's four different levels oflike questions.
So that's also probably. The spiciness level of the cards
is such that if you're 20 years old, no, you can't, can't handle
that spiciness, OK. Which is why we have spice
spiciness. Yeah, you didn't even know I was
thinking about that. All right, let's just so there's
(03:00):
a two player version and there'sa three player.
Wait before John gets into this.Oh, this story.
Yeah. He told you guys they are
sponsoring this video or like the clip, right?
So they sent us the game, and sowe arrived here today to shoot
this episode and we forgot the game.
So we had to run to Target, right, to purchase the game
(03:20):
because it's quicker than going back to our house.
So if you would like to purchasethis game, it is available.
It's hard, definitely, yeah. And Amazon.
And Walmart. Even small targets, because
there's a small. Yeah, we went to a small.
John went to a small. Target and you forgot the game.
Look, I got all the hot sauce and everything together.
Yeah, but that's why I I thoughtyou had everything.
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So I thought I just had to get the wheel.
So I know that is kind of my fault because I did say that I
had the stuff together, but I didn't have the game 'cause it
was in the living room. So yeah.
Well, hey, it, it worked out. We got to test it.
It's like, OK, is it really at Target?
I don't know. They're just saying it's at
Target because what if we did the ad and then they're we're
like it's at Target and it's notthere.
I know it's at Target because I went and took it off the shelf
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at Target myself. And we called exactly and made
sure that. It's at Target.
You can get it right. OK.
So you said so, yeah. Something about two or three
somethings. We have rules.
OK, Yeah. So it can be two player only
version are three players or more version and there's
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different yeah, it'll be two players today.
OK, let's just let's just keep it simple.
We'll just do the two player version then, right.
So yeah, I was just thinking about like, you know, as I read
some of the spicy cards, I'm like, do you really want to play
this with? Like, I don't sometimes like you
got to watch who you're playing this with, like, you know,
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because some of those spices, ifyou go to the spiciest level of
cards, you can be drinking a lotof hot sauce.
So it can ask some awkward questions.
We'll see. You guys will see.
So all right, so two players only choose which cards that
you'll like to play with, shuffle them together and get
your drinks ready. So I mean, we'll we'll say it,
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we'll start at the the lowest level and we'll we'll work our
way up to super spicy level. So our our engagement, our watch
time on this video is going to be higher.
People are going to stick aroundlonger, deal 10 cards face down.
Note with two players, the different card types straight up
etcetera don't apply. So there's different card types.
(05:27):
They're all the same. OK, the older person goes first.
That'll be me. Draw one card and ask the
question. OK, the other person must either
tell the truth or take a drink. Wait, so you go first, but does
that mean you're drawing 1st andasking me or I'm drawing and
asking you? The older person goes first,
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draw one card and ask the question.
OK, so you're going first by drawing the card.
Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's, that's what we'll yeah.
Because it's, I mean, it wouldn't be draw one card to
mystery person. It would say the other person
draws one card. So OK, the other, the scene now
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it says the other person must either tell the truth or take a
drink either or either. What do you do?
See, were you impressed when I said, were you impressed when I
said either? Because I have to force myself
to say either when I read things.
But then I sound more sophisticated because everyone's
like either either. Either is more sophisticated.
(06:29):
OK, they draw the next card and ask that question to you.
Hold on. OK, see you.
This is a very simple game and now I've I've made it
complicated. Very simple, yes?
OK, you just take turns. Yeah.
That's what it means. It means you take turns.
OK, once all 10 cards are gone, either clink glasses, plastic
(06:54):
shot glasses, what will be? Can we say shot?
I mean, it's that's what these are, but either clink glasses
and call at night or deal out another round, right?
Or like. OK.
Or going. Or go to the bedroom, because if
you get to the spicy level and who are you going to the bedroom
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with, especially if you're playing with four or five
people. I don't know some of these
questions so well, we'll see. OK, so we're going to start with
the, the, the baby, the easy questions.
Going with your partner. I, I mean, you'll see when we
get to the questions, but. No, I'm not going.
To some of these will be like you're not, you're going to go
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home by yourself tonight. That's right.
That's probably more likely. Even if you don't answer just
for asking the question, not even for answering.
The question that's the lower level.
Should we just set out the stack?
Oh yeah, let's look at the OK, so we've got this one.
What did they say you missed does?
It say what the spice level is. Buy around.
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Is that no, that's OK. You read the back of that card.
Does it say what the spice levelis of that?
Oh buy a round is when everyone has to answer or drink.
Oh, let me see that. But we are everyone, so that
doesn't these are for. These are like the blank cards
though. Blank cards in the buy another
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round which everyone has to answer.
I see this. These ones are the happy hour
ones. I think they're the lowest.
Yeah, that's what it should be. OK, so it's called happy hour.
They give you some blank cards to make your like.
If you got a really twisted mindthen.
You. There was one I thought of last
night, but I. You were thinking of OK, so
that's the first one and then the next level is called what?
(08:43):
It's called On the Rocks. OK, that that doesn't seem
scary. And then the next level is.
That doesn't seem scary. Last call.
OK, that's starting to get scary.
And then this one. I think this is the.
The cold, hard truth or whatever.
Extra dirty. Oh extra, is that what it's
called? Yeah, like Martini.
Oh, yeah, extra. No, no, it's out.
Oh, they have. I see.
(09:05):
Last call. OK, Yeah.
These are the four. OK, so we'll put this.
And there's plenty of questions to ask because it has 410
question cards throughout the four.
Very good hitting all of the marks of the sponsorship
requirements. And you're just over here like
swinging it, but just like, is it either or either?
(09:26):
Are you impressed? I'm like.
But 2 billion views right from the YouTube series.
Cut series, yeah. I got, I got that and I'm not
going to mention four things. Are you going to mention that
you I only? Mentioned.
The things Snickers. Oh yeah.
I did. Was it a Snickers?
How did you know? They could just tell.
(09:49):
I ate actually. Actually, if we're being honest,
since that's what this game is. When we went to Target I bought
a king size when? You went to target.
Yeah, yeah, to get the game. Yeah, yeah, I was the errand
boy, so I'd got the treat. So I got a king size Reese's
Cups, so four of them and a kingsize Snickers bar and ate it
(10:11):
all. That's what when your soul mates
just connected, I knew what 1 you would have picked up.
I should. But I I only did it because of
the hot because I don't want to have hot sauce in my stomach and
only have that. I ate crackers.
OK, so this is the the safe, safest card we're starting?
Yeah. So we're going to also do this
like authentically, like we haven't picked out any cards.
(10:34):
No, we don't know. You know, we're just, I got
nothing up my sleeve. The thing is that we like to
tell the truth and we like, you know, just putting stuff out
there, so. Yeah, I don't know how we're
going to, but but basically OK. Drinking but.
Yeah, so how are we changing their rules?
Good question, right. So when you have to drink, you
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get to spin the wheel of hot sauce.
And then you don't want to answer the question for some
reason. If you don't want to tell the
truth right, then you have to drink.
Because that's sauce. Because that's what the rule is.
And drink the hot sauce. Right, that's how it works.
Like there's no just like what if everyone just tells the truth
all the time? Then you don't drink anything.
I guess not. Either tell the truth or take a
(11:18):
drink. That's what the spicy ones are
for. They I.
Think when you get into the multiplayer then they judge you
and they're like ah is that? Really true.
Yeah. No, seriously, I think it's
like, OK. I mean either way this is going
to be good for everyone watchingto like learn more about me and
you on a different level becausethey just see us talking about
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dating stuff a lot of the time. So which I'm sure they'll be
relationship ish questions somewhere up in here, but.
See there's different question Ty.
Like straight up is ask one one person if they have a satisfying
answer, award them the card as apoint.
So like if you, you have to givea good.
Answer, then you get the card. If it's a satisfying answer.
(12:03):
What does that? Mean it means like if the answer
is like, like tell me some some sexual fantasy that you have
that you've never told anyone and they're like, I would like
have a massage before. And of course then you're like,
you don't get the point right? But if you're like, I want to
have 5 whatever, then you probably get the point.
(12:24):
Whatever comes next, you're going to get the.
Five points could be anything, so if it's not satisfactory, do
you spin the wheel? Do you have to drink?
I mean in the two player game, the point in the two player game
it doesn't. It's just like you're either
take, take, tell the truth or take a drink, OK?
Because it's not going to be like that's.
No one's. Judged because yeah, it would be
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like you're you're lying. Like, I mean, I will call you
out if you're lying but but it'snot.
And I will call you out if you're lying.
It's truth or drink. So yeah, there's no, yeah.
Or plead, plead. The 5th is the same as drink so.
I understand. I think you're going to get me
drinking something with those ones.
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That's the that's the goal. OK, so we'll start off with the
light, The light for, I mean, that's when we got the wheel.
I didn't buy that wheel for nothing.
I know. The hot sauce I already had, so
that's you didn't have to investin that.
OK, so we're do it this way, then we're not going to deal out
the 1010 cards because it's justgoing to be like you.
You pick your fate here. So don't you have to pick the
(13:28):
card to your oldest? Yeah, but I kind of want you to,
like, hand me your card. So it's like you're picking your
fate, you know, like, oh. Oh.
Happy hour, OK, straight up by straight up doesn't matter
because they were just so just aside from moist, what word
can't you stand the sound of? I hope they don't have stuff
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that we're not allowed to say that's in the game that we're
supposed to promote. It's.
Like don't talk about. Doesn't bother me.
The last talking point they theysaid is not it's a disturbing
stuff. We're not allowed to say
disturbing stuff. No, look up the rules.
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Let me consult. I know the other.
Ones like degrading. Degrading.
Degrade. OK, is it degrading?
But there's going to literally be degrading stuff.
So derogatory. Derogatory.
Oh yeah, OK, so degrading. We can degrade, that's OK.
Just not. No, this is words I don't like.
Aside from moist, what one word can you not stand the sound of?
I feel like I don't have this like phobia or whatever you
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would call it. It's not because moist, not the
C word bother me. See the C word.
The C word, the CU next Tuesday word.
I don't like that. You're right.
That's the one that. What is the question one more
time? Aside from moist, what word can
you can't you stand the sound of?
It's either that word or the theP word that is also
(15:01):
inappropriate. Like I don't like saying that
word, but I don't mind if other people say it, but I don't like.
You don't like saying pee pee? The one that is P starts with P,
but is in reference to a cat. Oh yeah, we won't say it because
of this, right? Like.
(15:22):
Yeah. Beef, whatever.
OK, we got it. OK, so you don't have to drink
anything because you. Thanks goodness.
All right, pick your card. I'll just pick right off the
top, like I'm not afraid of anything, OK?
The truth doesn't scare me. What's the weirdest way you've
ever earned money? How much did you get?
(15:45):
Doing a sponsorship for No. You do have some sponsorships
that aren't this that were questionable.
Questionable. Wasn't there like a supplement
one time or something or some sort of thing?
The weirdest way I've ever earned money is that What's the
(16:05):
question? Is that the weirdest?
What's the weirdest way you've ever earned money and how much
did you get? Gosh, I I mean, I've earned
money in a lot of weird ways. Like but the weirdest.
The weirdest way. Or you can drink the hot sauce.
Gosh, I'm trying to think what would be the weirdest way that
I've earned money? I don't know.
(16:34):
I can't really think of anythingsuper weird.
Maybe like some weird sponsorship where I like.
I mean, OK. OK, nothing here, John.
OK here here this is what I'll give you.
This would be the weirdest way. OK so one of my now friends like
(16:57):
Marv acquaintance level but but friends is a is a male porn
star. Can you say that?
Oh yeah, I kind of said that. It's not that allowed.
It's. Not derogatory.
I mean we're going to get to thespicy level.
It's going to be worse than maleporn star, I guarantee you that.
So he he had a course which it can be degrading.
(17:20):
So OK, so I'm good there as longas that.
So anyway, he had a course. Derogatory.
Yeah, yeah, degrading. This is degrading, not
derogatory. He had a course on basically on
being dominant in the bedroom, which involved like, you know,
some choking and slapping and great bondage, OK stuff.
(17:47):
And so I pruned the course. Yeah.
I was I. Was I was?
Yeah, no, yeah. And how much did you get?
Oh, I mean, it was crazy becauseI had an an interview on my
YouTube channel and I and I didn't, I mean, we just did a
live stream and talked about it and I didn't expect it to do
very well, but I think I made like 15 or 20 K Wow.
(18:12):
Of like affiliate sales. That's a lot.
Yeah, yeah. Interesting.
Yeah. So there you.
Go. That was super long way to
answer the question. Are we doing these still or
moving on? I.
Think we should at least move upto the OK to the next level?
I got to shuffle those because Ididn't.
They're all Greek to us. Well, I know, but you know,
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maybe who knows, like. Maybe they get a random you just
want to show off your shuffling skills.
No one has my shuffling skills. I was like, everyone's like, oh,
let me shuffle. I'm like, I I can't stand
watching people shuffle. It's so humble.
It's so like, yeah, it's like when they're like this and
they're like, oh, and then they're like take it and then
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they're like this. You also have and then they're
like. This so like and.
You're like, oh, good job, Yeah,good shuffle.
And then I'm just like, you know.
Yeah, well, we can't all be a * shuffler.
Like what's the thing where you're trying to get it like
when you have it like this and then you're trying to get like,
I just do this and then that, right?
(19:15):
Like, but people are like, they're just like they're trying
to grab the thing and they're like, then they're like this,
this is the Noah's annoying. Part make you spin the wheel if
you like, take the game to a different level.
Penalty. Yeah, penalty.
Mao, OH. I almost read it for myself.
Oh yeah, I got to read it to you.
OK, we're at On the Rocks level.The first one was Happy Hour
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just for kids and stuff. All right on the rocks.
Science has advanced and now youand I are raising our five year
old together. OK.
How are we doing this? What is the kid like?
Wait what does it mean science has advanced?
(19:59):
This could just be us raising a 5 year old.
I'm confused. Wait, what was the actual
question? We have a 5 year old.
Science has advanced and now youand I are raising our five year
old together. So we just power.
We doing what is the kid like? I think science is advanced.
(20:21):
It's. Like it means a 5 year old just
popped out of me and it's fine. It could be, it could be also
that we're both women or we're both men.
Like that could be why science had to advance in order for us
to have a five year. I mean, it could be that it's a
time machine because now all of a sudden we have a 5 year old,
right? Like there's a lot of.
Reasons why on hot sauce spin OK, So what is the kid like?
(20:44):
How are we doing? What is the kid like?
Well, I mean, I think we're doing a good job as a uniform
team. That's right.
And the child is hopefully very well behaved.
We've got a picture of him. Actually, yeah, AI baby.
Maybe we could insert that in here, but he looks a little bit
younger than 5. OK, I'm surprised that you could
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answer that without having to drink.
Why? Because it's just so
complicated. It's like, yeah, like, no, I
choose. No, I can't answer that
question. I'm going to drink.
All right, ask me. One you pick one, you have to
pick it. Here you go.
You're all over the place. It's OK.
If you had to eat 1 delectable part of my delicious body, what
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part would you choose? See you next Tuesday.
John, our family watches this. Let me now.
Let me now let me answer the question.
You're cute little nose. I know you're probably not going
(21:51):
to drink hot sauce, but I'm probably will.
All right. Are we doing another one of
those or move? No.
We're going to spice it up. These are.
Oh my gosh, I mean that one is getting there.
No, but we're like you just. Want me to drink the hot sauce?
This is what people paid ticketsfor so.
This is free. Yeah, all right.
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Some of those ones, like the highest level ones, scare me
though because I say I don't even want to read the question,
but OK, here, we'll do it this way.
Pick your poison, OK? And then I read it to you.
Yes, yeah. OK.
Do you think I have a more dominant or more submissive
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personality? Do you have any examples?
Dominant. Do you have any examples?
Because you won't let me give you directions in the car, no
matter if you're going the wrongway.
That's I guess that. You're like, just let me go the
wrong way. Like yes, OK, this is very
inefficient, but all right. You don't know when I'm trying
(23:00):
to lose a tail or something like, you know, All right, OK.
All right. Oh, wait.
Yeah. You pick one.
I pick one. Do you want me to?
You seem like you want the Princess St.
I. Want the Princess St.
I want this one right here. OK, I mean I got a good one from
this one, so. Oh.
Oh. This is a deep one.
See, this is what they're talking about.
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When they're like, go deep. We've got a lot of 1 stuck as
like deep deep, This one's deep.If you discover you'll die
today, what will be your biggestregret?
If I discover, I'll die today. Discovering that I would die
today. That's your biggest regret is
knowing that's not seems like. Whatever I discovered that
(23:43):
caused me to die. But what would be my biggest
regret? If you know, I would say this is
I don't want to answer this question.
No, we'll wait. We'll save that for the last
level. I mean, if you don't want to
answer it, you can spin. No it's not.
(24:04):
My biggest regret would be. If you're going to die today,
today. Right.
(24:25):
Not spending more time with you.I believe you, but the audience
might not. Are we doing these ones again or
moving on? I will move on.
Yeah, yeah. Are you going to shuffle?
Because I know you want to. I am going to.
I was just thinking about see you next Tuesday.
(24:45):
Like I could work that in there.Oh my, you already have worked
it in there. You already used that answer.
You see, I could just use the same answer for that one.
What was my biggest regret? If I was going to die today.
See you next Tuesday. But.
Huh. Not, not, not seeing enough
(25:09):
Tuesday. Wow, I don't think that's that's
how it works, but OK, that's nothow the.
What do you call that? It doesn't ask me it again.
What would be your biggest sort of regret?
That I won't see you next Tuesday.
Wow. I won't be seeing anyone next
Tuesday. No.
Wow. There we go.
(25:33):
I knew it was in there somewhere.
My mind was figuring it out. OK.
Are you ready for this one? No.
Let's let's warm up the wheel. Oh, you got to move.
Yeah, those are too close. Let's see, that one would've
been OK. Everything OK?
Oh, milk, look. The dark one is milk if you
(25:56):
can't see it because it's oh. Yeah, hard to.
So we should talk about this before, before you read this
card, before you read this card,which is that these are the
steaks. So milk you can, you can get
milk. Yeah.
All right. That's, you know, the, the
Gimme. Okay then.
There's though I don't. Then there's Crystal, right?
(26:17):
That's some Louisiana hot sauce.Crystal.
Yeah, I think that's how they pronounce it, Yeah.
Then there is the mono loco. Mono loco, The hottest 1.
This is the one that pretty sureis on the hot ones.
Like the second hottest on the hot ones.
Yeah, we got that one in Costa Rica.
(26:39):
And this one, this is the hottest.
This is the one you don't want. That's hot.
Like, that's really hot. Yeah, this one.
John had a third piece of chicken because it had too much
of the. That's the one that you don't
want. OK, then we've got the scorpion
Tabasco. But I'm also afraid of that one
too that. One, it is hot.
I haven't had that in a long time.
Yeah, it was up on the hot shelf.
Yeah, I mean, it would definitely, that one will
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definitely make you cry. And then the Reaper, which is
still, I mean when I first tasted this.
Yeah, you were. I was, yeah, but I got a little
accustomed to it. But you will cry like any of
them. You'll cry except for this. 1
I'm scared, OK, and I am probably going to be the one
that's going to have to picture.This one, oh, you're taking.
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You can get up there all right. Oh, why?
All right, I didn't even read it.
So have you ever had an awkward,awkward public interaction
while, oh, actually, we might have to put this one back while
drinking or on drugs? Take us to the scene.
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Have I ever had an awkward interaction?
An awkward public interaction while drinking or on drugs.
Take us to the scene. So, I mean, you know, like
we're. We'll.
Yeah, drinking or on drugs. Not supposed to talk about that,
so it'll just be a mystery of which one.
Or you can drink the hot sauce. An awkward interaction.
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Have you ever had an awkward public interaction while
drinking or on drugs? Take Us to the Scene has to be
believable, otherwise you're going to be drinking the hot
sauce. Or you can just drink the hot
sauce. I don't want to drink the hot
sauce. I'm trying to think.
Because I know of them. I know of at least one.
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Yeah, I broke some kids leg on accident one time when John and
I first got together. He like grabbed my arm and like
spun me into him and then we fell on the ground and the
ambulance had to come and take him away.
And he was like, it's not your fault I have a bad ankle or
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something. And then I was under the
influence and asked to go in theambulance and take a selfie with
him in the ambulance bed. Yeah, there's a little bit more
missing from the story, which isthat this is right after.
Oh, no. OK, so right after we got
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together, when you're like, whatdoes this mean?
We are. And then you're like, we're a
couple. We're, yeah.
You know, we're a committed relationship.
Yeah. And then it's like right after.
Yeah, right after. And then I fly back to San Diego
and then it's Valentine's Day. That and I send you flowers.
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I didn't know they were at my house.
On Valentine's Day, this is. Why we don't drink anymore?
Because I was out. You're at brunch.
Brunch that turned into waste. Time, yeah, yes.
And then so then I am like, I see your Instagram story.
Of my haven't. Gotten, haven't gotten, haven't
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gotten my my flowers on Valentine's Day.
I know you went out to drink at brunch and I see an Instagram
story of you with a guy. In the.
Ambulance yes, in the ambulance and and you didn't get my
flowers until like 3:00 AM. Yeah, yeah.
So yeah. Yeah, it was like it was the.
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Last time I drank like that. Yeah, that was yeah.
Because I also felt like absolute garbage the next day
and I felt bad. I was questioning my decision
because I was like, I just really just did this.
Yeah, you did. Yeah, OK, good.
You, you saved yourself from thefrom the hot sauce.
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But I mean, I'll just take the top and I'm, I'm brave.
Describe the present state of your pubic hair.
Oh, totally uncapped like a likea jungle like.
Can confirm. Yeah, like, yeah, I'm just busy.
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That's the problem. It's like I keep on every time
I'm in the shower, I'm like, I need to get a trim up, you know,
cut in the but I'm like, but I got to like.
Nicole, just deal with it. You can't do like even when it's
at this level, you can't do thatin the shower when it's at a
lower level. You can do it in the shower was
at a higher level. You got to get the scissors, you
got to go to the toilet bowl, you got to snip over the toilet
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bowl with the scissors. That's the level that we're
talking about like maintenance you can handle in the shower,
but this is not so I just don't have the time yet, so.
Right, I don't have the time. Yeah, I need to like before I
take a shower, I need to think, OK, time.
That's just not a top priority for you because you have the
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time I've. Got a lot going on.
Though you got a lot going on but.
And you like the, you like the wild.
It's very wild, right? A little too OK, but I do like
it a little bit. Something there?
All right. Pretty.
Sure. I'm pretty sure we're going to
get you on the on the hot. I'm sure you're going to at some
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time. Oh God, it might be now, might
be right now. The one.
It's the one. Yeah, this is the one.
All right. Describe your nipples as vividly
as possible. Use the size comparison Dimes or
dinner plates. Question.
Mark use the size comparison Dimes or dinner plates.
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Do people have dinner plate sizenipples or is that like?
Exaggeration. I mean, I think like the plate
like a like a appetizer plate like.
I mean, this one's not horrible.If you had, if you had that, we
would be able to see them comingout of like the the areola.
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Yeah. So, yeah.
So you have to, I mean, I know if you're telling the truth,
Obviously So. So, yeah.
So you can either describe your nipples as vividly as possible
for everyone here, or you can just add the steaks or Well, no,
Yeah, you can describe your nipples as vividly as possible.
Use the size comparison Dimes ordinner plates, or you can drink
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the hot sauce. Which will it be?
I mean, I feel like it's not that bad to describe a nipple,
right? It's.
You know, I would guess OK, I'm going to try to do it.
Hopefully it looks up. See here you can help make sure.
So I think they're probably like.
Hold on, are we talking? Size.
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Like. Whole.
Yeah. So this is actually a pretty
ambiguous question because are we talking nipple or areola,
right? Because there's a difference
like there's areola and then. There's an areola part of the
nipple. It is the.
It is the. Outside, yes, Yeah, I think like
this. OK, Yeah, you would agree.
Yeah, I would agree. Confirm.
And it's like, kind of like bumpy.
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Yeah. OK.
Is that normal? Yeah, that's normal and more
descriptive than I. Thought the nipple part I don't
know how do you like how do you I don't know how to describe the
nipple part. I feel like it's like in
correlation to the areola. Right.
Yeah. So like it's kind of hard to
like, like, I don't know, nipplelike this.
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Yeah. And then yeah, it's that they're
like, supposedly they say your nipples are the same color as
your lips. Mine are maybe a little bit
darker than my lip color. Yeah, I would.
I would. Agree.
You would agree with that? There you go.
You passed the test. We won't put you through anymore
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until the next question. You're like, I don't want it
anymore. Description of my wife's nipple
on here you thought you were going to get.
What you saw, what you heard. You thought you were going to
get me. OK, OK.
Which one do you want? Just the top one, give it to me.
Oh, this one's not bad. You'll definitely do it.
You can send a message back in time to your younger self about
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sex. What advice will you impart?
Oh, to the younger self. Your younger self.
I mean, there's a few things I would impart, right?
So like, I mean, I would say, OK, when, when you're younger,
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you will, it will be too quick that you will finish.
When you're older, it'll be too long that it takes you to
finish, so you're just going to flip from one to the other
instantly. There's no in between.
But why is that? Good to know.
I mean, just so you know, it's coming.
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So, so you like, enjoy the fact that you can like, you know,
just keep. Just going.
You can pop off at that. Reasonable time.
Yeah, like, like it's when you're younger, you're like,
well, when men are younger, all right.
When boys are younger, whatever men are younger.
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OK. You know, you're like,
embarrassed. Because you know.
It's very quick, Yeah. So but it at some point.
So you're like, don't stress. Yeah, don't stress.
It doesn't mean OK. At some point you're like.
Bam. Like this is taking a long time.
That's not juicy enough. Yeah, that's not.
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I will that be I'm supposed to give advice right to?
Yeah, to your younger self. Yeah.
It's yeah. Slow down.
You could take a long time. It's it's like where whatever
day of the week you're on, it's a long, you could take a long
time to get to next Tuesday. Oh my God, that's going to be
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the like talk of the whole episode.
So yeah, yeah, slow it down, slow it down.
Yeah. There's yeah.
I mean, do you think that's, I don't know what else I mean, I
could give some. It's not bad advice, but.
I mean, I could give a whole, write a whole.
I could write a whole book. I got to write a whole book.
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Nipples. I could definitely write a whole
book, but we don't have time forthat.
That's but you know, if you wantprivate coaching, what?
But like, if you're let me be, let me be.
If you're a man, if you're a manand you want like coaching,
audio coaching on how to please a woman, I will tell you how to
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do it. That's what I'm talking about.
That's the specific. No, we got.
Yeah. That's not an invitation, no.
More DMS, so no more scaring Nicole.
DMS. Some lady mess with a bunch of
followers messaged me and I'm like I showed Nicole this
morning. No it.
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Was like, should I ask if she's a scammer?
I'm like, no, who admits that they're a scammer?
Even if they're a scammer? Yeah, nobody.
OK, describe the perfect foreplay.
What activities and for how long?
I'll I'll spin the wheel. You're going to spin the wheel.
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OK. I'm surprised like.
I mean, I don't want. To be you can you can answer
this for me probably later. I mean I already know what it is
because I already do the perfect1.
So OK, spin spin the wheel of. Hot sauce.
Some hot sauce. Oh, that's the one you didn't
want looking for. All right, so here you.
Can fill it. Up yeah, so it's like hot sauce.
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I'm not going to do it too dirt like we got to.
I'm only going to fill it up to about here.
What? That's way too much.
Kidding. I don't even know if you can get
that much out of that bottle. No, I'm not.
I'm only going to give you a little bit because we don't need
to go to the hospital or you know, the.
Hospital. Like oh, don't trance at home,
you need to be 21 years old. Don't drink, make your own.
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Don't drink sauce. Hot sauce, Yeah.
Spin the wheels, kids. Do not have a party.
Invite your friends over hours later.
However, that's the one that I don't know if it's going to even
come out very well. I mean, that's more than what
the heck. Like you're not even going to.
Dildo how can I stick my tongue in there?
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I don't know. We didn't really think this
through that much, Like I could dilute it with this one slightly
and make it more liquidy. No, don't add more hot sauce to
my hot sauce. Believe me, that would dilute
it. It would be less of a pain.
I think you. Could stick my tongue in there.
Does this count? I mean people didn't, they got
to pay extra to see you stick your tongue in there after
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describing your nipples. Come on, I don't even know if I
can reach down in here. Oh, you can.
I can't. You can.
I can't. Hold on.
Like, here's what you got to do.You got to hold it like.
That's going to be part of the video clip, I fear.
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Yeah. OK.
I just got to put enough in there so that it's actually.
Like should I just drip some directly on my tongue?
That's what I like from the fromthe vessel, though, not from the
bottle. We're not, we're not we're
civilized, you know, I mean, we're not.
Oh shit. I just.
OK, I can get some right there, right?
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I'm scared. You should be scared.
I spilled some on the table too.I'm just going to take a digit.
How is that? It's not as bad as that one, but
I don't know if you. Haven't even tried.
That one I have tried, That one I dipped.
(40:51):
Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah.
A little bit, A little, yeah. OK, she comes back for more.
Look, we're supposed to drink the hot sauce.
I don't want to skip skimp out on people so seriously extra hot
which I think like if I had to get more it's good flavour.
(41:12):
Yeah, OK. That one though, like, I mean,
it's spicy, don't get me wrong, but I can't.
That's the best I can do. OK.
Well, you're like, OK. I mean if.
I have to drink that one again. It's the fish.
I mean, if you have to drink it again, we'll fill it more like
you have to have more of a more of a punishment, you know, so.
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Did you get upset and you just tore out a piece of paper?
No, I had to clean the. You got to pick 10.
OK, well this time we'll do it like this because I don't trust
the top now. Why?
Because it could be dangerous. All right, what do we got?
Oh interesting, if I cheat on mypartner is it absolutely
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essential I tell them why or whynot?
No, I'm just kidding. What?
Yes, it is absolutely essential.The reason why is because they
deserve to know. Why do they deserve to know?
Well, I mean like, because I cando a whole episode.
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Giving me what I want to hear. I could give, but I could do a
whole Are you kidding me? I could do a whole episode on
this topic from my from my past history of not of, of not
telling the truth, not not in our relationship, but.
Better not. Pass.
Yeah. And the whole tangled web of
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lies that unfolded and the harm that I caused everyone.
So. Yeah.
Because it will cause a lot moreharm and destruction, you know,
in the later so. Yeah.
And. And so people don't, you know,
move to Seattle. And because you.
Should tell the truth, OK? That's why we're playing this,
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all right? And you want to do another one?
I mean, it's yours, so. I know, but you look like you're
about to. Because I feel like I deserve to
drink some hot sauce, all right?You get the good one.
What is the kinkiest request you've ever declined?
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Kinkiest requests I've ever declined.
I don't feel like I've had anything like that.
Kinkiest requests you've ever You don't decline any kinky
requests. I don't feel like I've had any
requests. I can think of 1.
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That I declined. Yeah.
Oh, but is that kinky? It's just like something you
don't like. I I mean it's kinky.
OK, I no, we're. Probably not thinking.
OK, we're probably not thinking of the same one.
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I was just oh, you lucky. I was thinking of I kind of like
a threesome. I kind.
Of needed milk. Oh, that's.
True. Yeah.
So you could, you got to got to got off easy on that one.
I didn't want the world to. I can't believe you got the
milk. You're lucky.
The Tabasco tastes good. The thing is, I like the taste.
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Of hot sauce. You don't like milk, so yeah,
you got to fill it up to the top.
Glad you got to take a full milk.
Yeah, no, we should have got almond milk or something.
Or breast milk. Breast milk?
Where the hell would I get that from, Ralph?
'S bodybuilders. What bodybuilders get breast
milk? Human breast.
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That's freaking weird. The black market.
From the black market, yeah, because it has like the bottoms
up. I don't want to drink this.
You drink hot sauce. Drink the milk, Jesus.
It's so plain. Oh my God.
I don't like it. Yeah.
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Clot twist. The milk is the worst.
My one's going to believe you. But it is true.
She despises regular milk. I don't like OK.
Yeah, no, they get it. They get the what is it?
The the colostrum, The colostrum, human colostrum.
It's like it has all these proteins and.
That's weird like. OK.
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All right, we'll just do that. But where are they getting the
milk? From the black market, from
There's a lot of women, that one.
Makes you money, this one. What's a sex thing you've never
been able to try but wish you could?
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I'm going to spin the wheel. No, no, you get milk.
I get this. Yes, and that one.
Can I change my mind? No, all right, it has a red dot
on it for for. Death.
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Like don't drink this. That's also a thick one, but.
It's stupid. Amante Picante.
I believe that means stupidly hot.
I want to know the answer to this question.
I'll tell you later. I might.
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I'll show you later. I.
Might already know the answer. This is that's far too.
It's like that's that's a lot. For that one it is, but you're
not going to be able to get it out.
Huh. I'll get it out.
I'm seriously afraid of this. This right here?
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Yeah. And I, I'm still, I eat a lot of
hot Tabasco. This.
I eat a lot of hotter than that.Stuff.
I eat a lot of hot stuff, but I'm this.
This scares me. Yeah, it's scary.
We didn't say we couldn't have chase or have a little bit of
water, OK. Yeah, we did say no, we didn't.
But you can't do that. Don't I?
I just don't get the milk unlessI spin the milk, but I may
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purposely spin. No, I won't do that.
And then you'll get it again. I got to prepare myself because
so I don't actually like throw up or something.
You're going to throw up. We're going to be here all day
waiting for that. Oh, it's not.
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I guess I should have got the more shallow ones.
Oh. Can we dilute it with water?
We don't have water. That's what we're talking about
here. It's coming.
Look at that. It's dripping down.
Yeah, it is. That hurts my tongue just
looking at it because the Tabasco did kind of burn my
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tongue. In the moment.
It didn't feel as painful. That was just a drop.
Oh God, got a little pepper. Pepper seed.
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Just stick your tongue in there.Your tongue could reach.
Mine could go. I could reach with two of these,
I know. My nose is running.
That one's like a buildable. The Tabasco.
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You're going to be hurting with that one, too.
That one's rough. We need some we go deep, not
just. All right.
Scary. Set it over there in case you
need it again. For not you got to learn my
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lesson just. I want this one.
No, you don't get. You get this one you can.
Not go deep. Not just The Dirty ones.
We only got like a little bit oftime left.
We got to get some good ones forthe for the promotion.
OK, if we were stuck on a desertisland, how many days till we
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fuck out of boredom? Not very long, I actually 30
minutes, but if we're. Stuck on a desert island?
You're going to be freaking out.Yeah, it might take some days
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for you to. Some days.
For you to calm down and but yeah, that one's.
More of a evening time. Do this one is more designed for
the group you know I mean. Like, because you want the shock
factor. Yeah.
So you designed to like do with like friends or whatever and
like try to be. Dramatic.
Yeah. Like if you ask your friend this
though. Then you just messed up your
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friendship. Yeah, it's giving horror movie
where someone's having sex because they're afraid that
they're going to die. Yeah.
So they're like, might as well have sex one more time, right?
Pick your card OK. Take the tablet.
Let's take the tablet. What's the last object you put
inside yourself or another person?
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Has been object huh it? Says last object.
Let's just let's. Spin the wheel for I'm saving
your for your honor, I am spinning the wheel, no.
The Reaper. This is where the second worst
one. Is it?
I don't know, The Tabasco one's pretty.
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Hot and plus oh, I'm going to you're going to give me a new
cup. OK, yeah, that's good.
That's that's sportly. Easy.
Oh, this one's a little bit moreliquidy, so I don't feel like
this one's probably as bad. It's that's it's hot.
It's looks more vinegary though.I'm still burning from the last
one. Well then you won't feel that
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one. Come here.
See you next Tuesday. Here's a new game.
Drink whatever you want every time, John says.
See you next Tuesday. You were very close to milk
though. I mean, it definitely has the
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vinegar, yeah, but it's also really hot.
I. Guess so.
What? Have you ever been injured
during sex or injured someone else?
Heart breaks don't count. Didn't you like accidentally
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elbow me in the face when that time?
How does that not count? It's got to be like.
A piece of the stuff came up a little bit.
It's got to be like what? I mean elbowed in the face like
accident. It's like, so you're like big
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during the act of sex. I don't think I have injured.
Someone else? Like actually hurt somebody.
Oh, I guess it'd be like twisting an ankle or.
Twisting an ankle. Falling.
Falling down the steps? No, none of that's ever
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happened. OK.
I mean, that's like, all right. You want the top one.
Yeah, they'll take the top. Who here would have the best
sexual chemistry with me? Based upon what evidence?
I feel like this one doesn't count.
Yeah, that way it's a, it's pretty much a Gimme, so.
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You get another one. If you and I were in a porn
together, what would its click bait title B?
Would it live up to that promise?
If give it to me one more time. If you and I were in a porn
(54:00):
together, what would its click bait title B and would it live
up to that promise? I'm going to have to conspire.
With no, you got to use your brain.
I want. To see what ChatGPT this says
(54:23):
for. No, something was snorkeling.
I'm helping you. I'm your ChatGPT.
But I'm trying to do like betterthan perfect on that.
Like better than butter, but butbetter.
(54:45):
But. I just it's not coming.
Butter snorkeling, I feel like I'm saying.
And you have to spin the wheel if you can't come up with one.
(55:09):
There's got to be a better than perfect pun here, right?
Like a better, better than. I don't know, I guess I'll spin
the wheel. Oh God, the son of a bitch.
(55:30):
Not again. This thing, this hot sauce, when
you bought this, it had like a you had it more on there.
It had like. A.
A skeleton. Reaper Yeah, on top of it with a
Cape. Where did he go?
Yeah. Oh, no.
(55:51):
This is his body. Bottoms up.
That was a lot. That's a lot.
We're not going to be able to taste anything we eat for dinner
later. Man, I'm just.
You can just do the top one. Worried about the heartburn?
The bathroom. You know your old one, it's
(56:13):
going to come out like lava all.Right, go ahead, the top one.
OK, if you can abstain from sex and masturbation for one full
year, you'll win $27,000 and a nice used car Will you make it?
Yes, I could do that, but it would be very hard.
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You wait a minute, you're sayingyes, connect.
The willpower. If you can abstain from sex and
masturbation for one full year, you'll win $27,000 and a nice
used car will you make it? Oh, it's not like that much
money. I just heard the I just heard.
(56:59):
You tried to lie spin the wheel trying to lie equal spin the
wheel. Oh, I got the crystals.
Why? You wouldn't make it.
That's three weeks. Very true.
Some year I'll give you a lot ofthat because.
Whoa. All right.
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That one's just That's a pleasurable experience.
I mean I'm it's not bad, but just drinking hot sauce is not
great. I could be worse.
I guess this one doesn't count, but do you find me physically
(57:43):
attractive? What if I bat my eyelashes like
this? See you next Tuesday that.
One doesn't count. OK.
Have you ever cried after or during sex?
Were they tears of joy, love or utter disappointment?
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I mean before, during or after. It says after or during.
Oh, after or during? Yeah.
Yeah, I think you've you've mademe cried tears of joy before.
Yes, I. Was you think or you know, I
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know because I'm gonna make spinthe wheel.
I know it is true, amazingly so.OK, what do you want?
They're like the top kicking herunder the table.
Sure, yeah. What's your most complimented
anatomical feature? As described by your lovers?
(58:47):
Will as described by your lover or your?
I mean, what's your most compliment to anatomical
feature? I think it has to be the badonk
A donk. OK.
Would you agree? I mean, see you next Tuesday.
Also is. Then do I have to spin the wheel
(59:10):
because I got it wrong? No, I I won't be that mean it's
it's a close tie, so. What did you observe from porn
that you later realized was unrealistic?
How'd you make this discovery? Watch porn.
Spin the wheel. It's a joke.
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Spin the wheel. All right, fine, I'll spin the
wheel anyway. But wait.
What is the question though? What did you observe from porn
that you later realized was unrealistic?
How did you make this discovery?The like the squirting across
the room, but I'll spin the wheel because I Jesus, what the
(59:52):
hell, are you serious? We're not going to have any hot.
Sauce. Yeah, I'm going to drink this
whole bottle of Reaper sauce. You know, it's the sad thing is
like, even though we say 21 plus, right, some kid at home
that's a lot is going to go, is going to go buy this Reaper hot
sauce, right? And I'm going to drink it.
(01:00:17):
And with all, don't. Try this at home.
And then he's going to be crying.
Then that's the consequence of his action, I guess.
But all right, we've done a lot of Like the Dirt.
Ones this is starting to turn meon now I'm starting to become
like a a sadist or no a masochist.
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Let's do some of that. We're draining our brain.
It's like let's do to associate sex.
With paid do not cover me in hotsauce, I refuse.
Right, you want to do 1, OK. Well, like, you know, just to
switch up, we've done a lot, OK.We're just stay away from the
the easy stuff here. What's something you're
currently doing that you'll stop?
(01:01:03):
Hold on. What's something you're
currently doing that you'll stopif and only if you get caught?
Oh, we had we we like saw this one in there that well, then you
were getting you're getting caught if you say it right.
What's something that I'm currently doing?
(01:01:26):
What? Say it again?
What's something you're currently doing that you'll stop
if and only if you get caught? I.
Feel like getting caught is not a deterrent for me.
(01:02:02):
I don't know. I don't, I don't have like.
You got to give me something or you got to spin the wheel.
I don't have anything, so I absolutely.
You have none, No, none, none, none.
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That's the Reaper. Yeah, that's the the. 4th time,
just keep that over there. How do I keep on getting the
Reaper? Why can't I get milk?
I thought I would be the one drinking the most hot sauce.
Yeah. I mean, I have kind of made you
drink some hot sauce. Yeah, you have.
You haven't given, like, some real, real good answers.
(01:02:42):
Some of them. All right.
I did describe my nipples. I could describe my nipples.
I could describe your. Nipples.
Wow. All right.
(01:03:04):
This one. Yeah, yeah, because it's got
like more stuff all. Right.
What's the meanest thing you've seen me do?
Oh, that's a good one. Seeing you do.
Yeah, not heard of me doing. I mean, you got angry and you
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called me a name one time, but Idid say the forbidden words, but
it was really mean. That's true.
I'm sorry. What's the shallowest reason
you've ever swiped left on a dating profile before we were
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married? The shallowest reason?
Yeah, because she was not good looking.
But like what made her not good looking?
Oh, like they're meaning like her shoes were ugly in the
picture or something. Is that shallow?
Like you need to do 1 where you thought the girl was attractive
but something caught your eye and made you swipe left.
(01:04:11):
I mean, I don't like I had pretty like for me to swipe
right was a rare occurrence. Well, what's the shallowest
thing? Oh yes, and there's a lot of not
stunningly beautiful. Spin the wheel.
That's true. Not stunningly beautiful.
(01:04:32):
That's the shallowest thing. I guess it's that's.
Pretty shallow? Is that not pretty shallow?
I mean, I guess it's just seems like a safe answer, but you
could go ahead. OK, we're going to do this one.
I would say no, we got. One more and then and then one
more of these each and then one more of these each and then
we're out of time. OK, OK.
(01:04:55):
You just want to torture me? Yes.
Are there certain situations with me you avoid on purpose?
It's supposed to be like, like, you're my friend.
And then I'm like, are there certain situations?
With you that I avoid on purpose.
On purpose like that, that's howit's supposed to be.
(01:05:17):
But but we'll just treat it how it is.
Are there situations that you avoid with me on purpose?
That I avoid with you on purpose.
I don't think so, but I'm tryingto think.
Feels like you're lying now. What situations I avoid with you
on purpose? If Toto has an accident, I tried
(01:05:41):
to avoid you getting you involved with that.
Yeah, but I. I feel like I just deal with it
so that you don't get mad. But I don't I I take care of
her. What was the last time she had
an accident? What did I say?
Yeah, you were fine then. Yeah, I see.
All right. But it's just easier to avoid.
(01:06:02):
Yeah. She doesn't have accents very
often, though. Do you consider me a name
dropper? What's the last name you heard
me drop? You're asking me this?
Yeah. Oh, if I consider you a name
dropper, yeah. Dave Chappelle.
(01:06:24):
But do you consider me a name dropper?
No. No.
OK. OK, now we go on to the good
stuff. You're going to spin the Yeah,
you've only spun the wheel. Like piped up on hot sauce.
That's why you want to do that. OK, where's good?
Are you a good kisser? How do you know?
Duh. How do you know though?
(01:06:47):
Because you told me that's true.All right, that one doesn't
count. Have you ever filmed yourself
having sex? What did you do with the
footage? Oh, the Reaper strikes again.
The Reaper is like, where did weget the thing from China?
(01:07:08):
Is it like like a rigged? Is it a rigged 1?
Well, the thing I didn't put theextra hot one on there on the
green. Looks like a DRY.
You definitely do just like eating the hot sauce now.
OK, buddy, that's. Enough of a torture, all right?
(01:07:30):
You're going to feel that one inyour nipples.
I'm trying to determine if I think this one's hotter than
that one. Really.
Yeah. It might be.
Unless that one's going to grow like that one.
But yeah, I mean, it's definitely hot, I feel.
Like maybe what happened with this one, though, is that I
(01:07:52):
didn't shake it when I first gotit and like the hotter part was
at it because I feel like it washotter, you know, because
remember. When I first and so it's gone
up. Yeah, but how could you handle?
The last. One, you just handled this.
I like spicy. Yeah, like to slap.
Oh, this is a good one for the end.
(01:08:13):
Will you answer or will you spin?
Have you ever had a threesome? If you haven't yet, build your
ideal trio. I know the answer to this.
So are you going to give us the answer or are you going to spin
(01:08:36):
the wheel? I have to describe the
situation. No, just as have you ever had a
threesome. If you haven't yet, build your
ideal trio. My lips are burning.
Yes. Was it your ideal trio?
(01:08:59):
No. Were you there?
Were there 2 of you? Good answer.
Do you have a clone? No.
Then no. Then it wasn't my ideal trio.
You know that then, All right. Well, now that we're all.
Do one more, though. I feel like we should do one
more. All right, go ahead, because you
got off pretty easy. So what, like you haven't had to
(01:09:22):
do this one? I mean, I guess.
You who knows if I'm going to have to?
Yeah, I think that one. I don't know.
If you had to write a quick start guide to getting you off,
what are the key bullet points? Some things are.
(01:09:44):
Some things are better left unsaid.
I don't. My mouth is not happy.
This one's like. This one's definitely hotter
because it's. Yeah, it's also like congealed
in there like it's. It's like some years old.
It's like years old. Is it even still good?
(01:10:07):
I think it doesn't matter. Hot sauce doesn't go bad because
it's got so many preservatives. Like the hotness, Like the best.
By date is. When wait best by date like 2
years? Ago Best by Best No Best by
August 2022. Oh.
(01:10:27):
Three years ago. COVID, though.
There you go. You got some?
Yeah, Get some tongue action on there.
Oh God, that's going to burn. That one it like doesn't hurt
right away. It hurts after, right?
Is it my go? It's your go.
It's. Your Are you going to ask me?
OK. And this is the final, final,
(01:10:48):
the final final. Inadvertent nudity.
Tell us about when it happened to you.
Do you want this one or you wanta different one?
Inadvertent nudity, like accidental duty.
When it happened to me, you knowme, I just walk around with my
song hanging out the front of the window.
(01:11:10):
I don't care. So I mean, that's really not.
That's not a good one. It's not good enough.
It's not good enough. What's the best compliment
you've ever gotten on your sexual performance?
Like, was that a hint? No, it's all the hot sauce.
(01:11:34):
The best compliment, I mean, I would say that it's like it's
not words, it's it's being knocked, rendered unconscious.
True, yeah. Not able to speak for some
(01:11:56):
period of time. I can, yes.
Yeah. OK, that's it.
We survived the wheel of hot sauce.
And yeah. Why do we do this?
Because I came. Up.
Yeah, that's right. So yeah, no, I think the game's
pretty cool. Yeah.
(01:12:16):
I think like I just want to see real quick like these if dogs
and their owners are supposed tohave matching personalities,
what type of dogs should I get? What's something you think
people should appreciate more about you?
I mean, these are just fun question.
Like what makes you so much fun?They definitely help you get to
know the person by asking questions.
This is what you wouldn't normally.
(01:12:37):
Ask this is like OK we just met like couples come over like, you
know, new friends let's yeah, you know, like what would you
entrust me with above anyone else right, like.
My stomach hurts. This one is is more like the OK,
what's a grand gesture? You tried to save a repair
(01:12:59):
relationship have ever sat back and watch me confidently do
something incorrectly? Have you broken any bones?
What happened? Did you hear crack?
That's also like you know, like you know, you could, you could
have that in pleasant company. And I don't recommend playing
this game with hot sauce. Are you suffering the?
My stomach's not happy. What's the most fundamental
(01:13:22):
difference between us? Should we try to resolve it or
celebrate it? Ever become attracted to someone
solely because you thought they might be into you?
Have you ever broken off plans with me to be with someone else?
Oh, that one could. I'm in trouble.
Are you really? You're getting the the burn.
Yeah, I don't feel good. I'm drinking milk.
That's when you know it's bad. Is it like the stomach?
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Yeah, it's like up top. Yeah, because you didn't eat
enough food. That's why I had those.
But I had crackers. Yeah, maybe not enough.
So OK, we better end the episodeso you can die.
All right, guys, that's it. Definitely check out the game.
Truth or drink, it is fun. It is.
Just don't do it with hot sauce.Yeah.
(01:14:07):
And I would recommend, like I said, you know, in mixed company
like I mean. Maybe not though, like if you
want to really want. To like, yeah, yeah.
Like I would like a random groupof people that you don't know
very well. Skip the red.
That no, that's good. That's good.
Random group like your close friends.
You start asking the red questions and you start to have
(01:14:29):
to answer in some of these ones about like what your ideal
threesome thing will be or like,would you how long would it take
for you to have sex with me on adesert island?
Those those could be dangerous. So if you want to live
dangerously. All right, Yeah, that's it.
We'll we'll see you next week. Send us an an e-mail and yeah if
you have a suggestion for. Or maybe you'll see us playing
(01:14:53):
this game. Recommendation.
Of again, but maybe we'll changeup the wheel to something.
Which is hot or hot? No, yeah.
All right, we'll see you next week.
Bye.
Because some of those spices, ifyou go to the spiciest level of
cards, you're going to be drinking a lot of hot sauce.
Describe your nipples as vividlyas possible.
Use the size comparison Dimes ordinner plates.
Question mark. Use the size comparison Dimes or
dinner plates. Do people have dinner plate
sized nipples? I think like the plate, like a
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like a appetizer plate, like beyond the perfect.
As we discover through our flaws, we complete each other
better than perfect. We stay through every fault we
find no way. All right, welcome back to the
(00:43):
Better than Perfect podcast, where every week we share with
you how 2 imperfect people helping each other grow equals 1
better than perfect relationship.
Here we are. Are you ready, Nicole?
No. Oh, we've got a very special
episode this week. Very we we are going to play the
wheel of hot sauce actually. So actually, so we got a, a
(01:07):
sponsorship from Hasbro for truth or drink game.
And they're not actually, well, I don't know.
It's in they they sponsored us to do a, a clip, just a clip.
But we're like, well, I mean, we're going to podcast.
We might as well do the, the whole podcast.
Yeah. And so we're going to do a truth
(01:28):
or drink. We're going to play it.
Yeah, we're going to play it. And obviously we don't drink.
We don't have to drink to play the game, right?
So John decided it'd be a good idea for us to drink hot sauce
as the drink portion of the game.
Right, so which is worse than? That's where the wheel of.
Hot sauce came from Yeah, so yeah.
(01:50):
So basically we haven't really played the game and we looked at
some of the cards and stuff, butthe way the game works is that
it's it's like truth or dare, right?
It's like, I guess there's a YouTube channel.
It's based off of the the YouTube channel with 2 billion
views. The cut the series.
Yeah, that's what it is. OK, because it's from cut?
Game Series. Yeah, I haven't watched the the
(02:12):
YouTube channel, but I can imagine.
I mean, it's like truth or dare,right?
It's like except no dare, just drink.
So 21 inspired. You have to be 21 or older to
play to play this game. And obviously because of the
drinking, but also some of the card, yeah, are like I said, a
little bit more spicy. There's different levels,
(02:34):
there's four different levels oflike questions.
So that's also probably. The spiciness level of the cards
is such that if you're 20 years old, no, you can't, can't handle
that spiciness, OK. Which is why we have spice
spiciness. Yeah, you didn't even know I was
thinking about that. All right, let's just so there's
(03:00):
a two player version and there'sa three player.
Wait before John gets into this.Oh, this story.
Yeah. He told you guys they are
sponsoring this video or like the clip, right?
So they sent us the game, and sowe arrived here today to shoot
this episode and we forgot the game.
So we had to run to Target, right, to purchase the game
(03:20):
because it's quicker than going back to our house.
So if you would like to purchasethis game, it is available.
It's hard, definitely, yeah. And Amazon.
And Walmart. Even small targets, because
there's a small. Yeah, we went to a small.
John went to a small. Target and you forgot the game.
Look, I got all the hot sauce and everything together.
Yeah, but that's why I I thoughtyou had everything.
(03:41):
So I thought I just had to get the wheel.
So I know that is kind of my fault because I did say that I
had the stuff together, but I didn't have the game 'cause it
was in the living room. So yeah.
Well, hey, it, it worked out. We got to test it.
It's like, OK, is it really at Target?
I don't know. They're just saying it's at
Target because what if we did the ad and then they're we're
like it's at Target and it's notthere.
I know it's at Target because I went and took it off the shelf
(04:03):
at Target myself. And we called exactly and made
sure that. It's at Target.
You can get it right. OK.
So you said so, yeah. Something about two or three
somethings. We have rules.
OK, Yeah. So it can be two player only
version are three players or more version and there's
(04:24):
different yeah, it'll be two players today.
OK, let's just let's just keep it simple.
We'll just do the two player version then, right.
So yeah, I was just thinking about like, you know, as I read
some of the spicy cards, I'm like, do you really want to play
this with? Like, I don't sometimes like you
got to watch who you're playing this with, like, you know,
(04:45):
because some of those spices, ifyou go to the spiciest level of
cards, you can be drinking a lotof hot sauce.
So it can ask some awkward questions.
We'll see. You guys will see.
So all right, so two players only choose which cards that
you'll like to play with, shuffle them together and get
your drinks ready. So I mean, we'll we'll say it,
(05:06):
we'll start at the the lowest level and we'll we'll work our
way up to super spicy level. So our our engagement, our watch
time on this video is going to be higher.
People are going to stick aroundlonger, deal 10 cards face down.
Note with two players, the different card types straight up
etcetera don't apply. So there's different card types.
(05:27):
They're all the same. OK, the older person goes first.
That'll be me. Draw one card and ask the
question. OK, the other person must either
tell the truth or take a drink. Wait, so you go first, but does
that mean you're drawing 1st andasking me or I'm drawing and
asking you? The older person goes first,
(05:49):
draw one card and ask the question.
OK, so you're going first by drawing the card.
Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's, that's what we'll yeah.
Because it's, I mean, it wouldn't be draw one card to
mystery person. It would say the other person
draws one card. So OK, the other, the scene now
(06:09):
it says the other person must either tell the truth or take a
drink either or either. What do you do?
See, were you impressed when I said, were you impressed when I
said either? Because I have to force myself
to say either when I read things.
But then I sound more sophisticated because everyone's
like either either. Either is more sophisticated.
(06:29):
OK, they draw the next card and ask that question to you.
Hold on. OK, see you.
This is a very simple game and now I've I've made it
complicated. Very simple, yes?
OK, you just take turns. Yeah.
That's what it means. It means you take turns.
OK, once all 10 cards are gone, either clink glasses, plastic
(06:54):
shot glasses, what will be? Can we say shot?
I mean, it's that's what these are, but either clink glasses
and call at night or deal out another round, right?
Or like. OK.
Or going. Or go to the bedroom, because if
you get to the spicy level and who are you going to the bedroom
(07:16):
with, especially if you're playing with four or five
people. I don't know some of these
questions so well, we'll see. OK, so we're going to start with
the, the, the baby, the easy questions.
Going with your partner. I, I mean, you'll see when we
get to the questions, but. No, I'm not going.
To some of these will be like you're not, you're going to go
(07:36):
home by yourself tonight. That's right.
That's probably more likely. Even if you don't answer just
for asking the question, not even for answering.
The question that's the lower level.
Should we just set out the stack?
Oh yeah, let's look at the OK, so we've got this one.
What did they say you missed does?
It say what the spice level is. Buy around.
(07:59):
Is that no, that's OK. You read the back of that card.
Does it say what the spice levelis of that?
Oh buy a round is when everyone has to answer or drink.
Oh, let me see that. But we are everyone, so that
doesn't these are for. These are like the blank cards
though. Blank cards in the buy another
(08:19):
round which everyone has to answer.
I see this. These ones are the happy hour
ones. I think they're the lowest.
Yeah, that's what it should be. OK, so it's called happy hour.
They give you some blank cards to make your like.
If you got a really twisted mindthen.
You. There was one I thought of last
night, but I. You were thinking of OK, so
that's the first one and then the next level is called what?
(08:43):
It's called On the Rocks. OK, that that doesn't seem
scary. And then the next level is.
That doesn't seem scary. Last call.
OK, that's starting to get scary.
And then this one. I think this is the.
The cold, hard truth or whatever.
Extra dirty. Oh extra, is that what it's
called? Yeah, like Martini.
Oh, yeah, extra. No, no, it's out.
Oh, they have. I see.
(09:05):
Last call. OK, Yeah.
These are the four. OK, so we'll put this.
And there's plenty of questions to ask because it has 410
question cards throughout the four.
Very good hitting all of the marks of the sponsorship
requirements. And you're just over here like
swinging it, but just like, is it either or either?
(09:26):
Are you impressed? I'm like.
But 2 billion views right from the YouTube series.
Cut series, yeah. I got, I got that and I'm not
going to mention four things. Are you going to mention that
you I only? Mentioned.
The things Snickers. Oh yeah.
I did. Was it a Snickers?
How did you know? They could just tell.
(09:49):
I ate actually. Actually, if we're being honest,
since that's what this game is. When we went to Target I bought
a king size when? You went to target.
Yeah, yeah, to get the game. Yeah, yeah, I was the errand
boy, so I'd got the treat. So I got a king size Reese's
Cups, so four of them and a kingsize Snickers bar and ate it
(10:11):
all. That's what when your soul mates
just connected, I knew what 1 you would have picked up.
I should. But I I only did it because of
the hot because I don't want to have hot sauce in my stomach and
only have that. I ate crackers.
OK, so this is the the safe, safest card we're starting?
Yeah. So we're going to also do this
like authentically, like we haven't picked out any cards.
(10:34):
No, we don't know. You know, we're just, I got
nothing up my sleeve. The thing is that we like to
tell the truth and we like, you know, just putting stuff out
there, so. Yeah, I don't know how we're
going to, but but basically OK. Drinking but.
Yeah, so how are we changing their rules?
Good question, right. So when you have to drink, you
(10:55):
get to spin the wheel of hot sauce.
And then you don't want to answer the question for some
reason. If you don't want to tell the
truth right, then you have to drink.
Because that's sauce. Because that's what the rule is.
And drink the hot sauce. Right, that's how it works.
Like there's no just like what if everyone just tells the truth
all the time? Then you don't drink anything.
I guess not. Either tell the truth or take a
(11:18):
drink. That's what the spicy ones are
for. They I.
Think when you get into the multiplayer then they judge you
and they're like ah is that? Really true.
Yeah. No, seriously, I think it's
like, OK. I mean either way this is going
to be good for everyone watchingto like learn more about me and
you on a different level becausethey just see us talking about
(11:41):
dating stuff a lot of the time. So which I'm sure they'll be
relationship ish questions somewhere up in here, but.
See there's different question Ty.
Like straight up is ask one one person if they have a satisfying
answer, award them the card as apoint.
So like if you, you have to givea good.
Answer, then you get the card. If it's a satisfying answer.
(12:03):
What does that? Mean it means like if the answer
is like, like tell me some some sexual fantasy that you have
that you've never told anyone and they're like, I would like
have a massage before. And of course then you're like,
you don't get the point right? But if you're like, I want to
have 5 whatever, then you probably get the point.
(12:24):
Whatever comes next, you're going to get the.
Five points could be anything, so if it's not satisfactory, do
you spin the wheel? Do you have to drink?
I mean in the two player game, the point in the two player game
it doesn't. It's just like you're either
take, take, tell the truth or take a drink, OK?
Because it's not going to be like that's.
No one's. Judged because yeah, it would be
(12:45):
like you're you're lying. Like, I mean, I will call you
out if you're lying but but it'snot.
And I will call you out if you're lying.
It's truth or drink. So yeah, there's no, yeah.
Or plead, plead. The 5th is the same as drink so.
I understand. I think you're going to get me
drinking something with those ones.
(13:06):
That's the that's the goal. OK, so we'll start off with the
light, The light for, I mean, that's when we got the wheel.
I didn't buy that wheel for nothing.
I know. The hot sauce I already had, so
that's you didn't have to investin that.
OK, so we're do it this way, then we're not going to deal out
the 1010 cards because it's justgoing to be like you.
You pick your fate here. So don't you have to pick the
(13:28):
card to your oldest? Yeah, but I kind of want you to,
like, hand me your card. So it's like you're picking your
fate, you know, like, oh. Oh.
Happy hour, OK, straight up by straight up doesn't matter
because they were just so just aside from moist, what word
can't you stand the sound of? I hope they don't have stuff
(13:50):
that we're not allowed to say that's in the game that we're
supposed to promote. It's.
Like don't talk about. Doesn't bother me.
The last talking point they theysaid is not it's a disturbing
stuff. We're not allowed to say
disturbing stuff. No, look up the rules.
(14:11):
Let me consult. I know the other.
Ones like degrading. Degrading.
Degrade. OK, is it degrading?
But there's going to literally be degrading stuff.
So derogatory. Derogatory.
Oh yeah, OK, so degrading. We can degrade, that's OK.
Just not. No, this is words I don't like.
Aside from moist, what one word can you not stand the sound of?
I feel like I don't have this like phobia or whatever you
(14:35):
would call it. It's not because moist, not the
C word bother me. See the C word.
The C word, the CU next Tuesday word.
I don't like that. You're right.
That's the one that. What is the question one more
time? Aside from moist, what word can
you can't you stand the sound of?
It's either that word or the theP word that is also
(15:01):
inappropriate. Like I don't like saying that
word, but I don't mind if other people say it, but I don't like.
You don't like saying pee pee? The one that is P starts with P,
but is in reference to a cat. Oh yeah, we won't say it because
of this, right? Like.
(15:22):
Yeah. Beef, whatever.
OK, we got it. OK, so you don't have to drink
anything because you. Thanks goodness.
All right, pick your card. I'll just pick right off the
top, like I'm not afraid of anything, OK?
The truth doesn't scare me. What's the weirdest way you've
ever earned money? How much did you get?
(15:45):
Doing a sponsorship for No. You do have some sponsorships
that aren't this that were questionable.
Questionable. Wasn't there like a supplement
one time or something or some sort of thing?
The weirdest way I've ever earned money is that What's the
(16:05):
question? Is that the weirdest?
What's the weirdest way you've ever earned money and how much
did you get? Gosh, I I mean, I've earned
money in a lot of weird ways. Like but the weirdest.
The weirdest way. Or you can drink the hot sauce.
Gosh, I'm trying to think what would be the weirdest way that
I've earned money? I don't know.
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I can't really think of anythingsuper weird.
Maybe like some weird sponsorship where I like.
I mean, OK. OK, nothing here, John.
OK here here this is what I'll give you.
This would be the weirdest way. OK so one of my now friends like
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Marv acquaintance level but but friends is a is a male porn
star. Can you say that?
Oh yeah, I kind of said that. It's not that allowed.
It's. Not derogatory.
I mean we're going to get to thespicy level.
It's going to be worse than maleporn star, I guarantee you that.
So he he had a course which it can be degrading.
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So OK, so I'm good there as longas that.
So anyway, he had a course. Derogatory.
Yeah, yeah, degrading. This is degrading, not
derogatory. He had a course on basically on
being dominant in the bedroom, which involved like, you know,
some choking and slapping and great bondage, OK stuff.
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And so I pruned the course. Yeah.
I was I. Was I was?
Yeah, no, yeah. And how much did you get?
Oh, I mean, it was crazy becauseI had an an interview on my
YouTube channel and I and I didn't, I mean, we just did a
live stream and talked about it and I didn't expect it to do
very well, but I think I made like 15 or 20 K Wow.
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Of like affiliate sales. That's a lot.
Yeah, yeah. Interesting.
Yeah. So there you.
Go. That was super long way to
answer the question. Are we doing these still or
moving on? I.
Think we should at least move upto the OK to the next level?
I got to shuffle those because Ididn't.
They're all Greek to us. Well, I know, but you know,
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maybe who knows, like. Maybe they get a random you just
want to show off your shuffling skills.
No one has my shuffling skills. I was like, everyone's like, oh,
let me shuffle. I'm like, I I can't stand
watching people shuffle. It's so humble.
It's so like, yeah, it's like when they're like this and
they're like, oh, and then they're like take it and then
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they're like this. You also have and then they're
like. This so like and.
You're like, oh, good job, Yeah,good shuffle.
And then I'm just like, you know.
Yeah, well, we can't all be a * shuffler.
Like what's the thing where you're trying to get it like
when you have it like this and then you're trying to get like,
I just do this and then that, right?
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Like, but people are like, they're just like they're trying
to grab the thing and they're like, then they're like this,
this is the Noah's annoying. Part make you spin the wheel if
you like, take the game to a different level.
Penalty. Yeah, penalty.
Mao, OH. I almost read it for myself.
Oh yeah, I got to read it to you.
OK, we're at On the Rocks level.The first one was Happy Hour
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just for kids and stuff. All right on the rocks.
Science has advanced and now youand I are raising our five year
old together. OK.
How are we doing this? What is the kid like?
Wait what does it mean science has advanced?
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This could just be us raising a 5 year old.
I'm confused. Wait, what was the actual
question? We have a 5 year old.
Science has advanced and now youand I are raising our five year
old together. So we just power.
We doing what is the kid like? I think science is advanced.
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It's. Like it means a 5 year old just
popped out of me and it's fine. It could be, it could be also
that we're both women or we're both men.
Like that could be why science had to advance in order for us
to have a five year. I mean, it could be that it's a
time machine because now all of a sudden we have a 5 year old,
right? Like there's a lot of.
Reasons why on hot sauce spin OK, So what is the kid like?
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How are we doing? What is the kid like?
Well, I mean, I think we're doing a good job as a uniform
team. That's right.
And the child is hopefully very well behaved.
We've got a picture of him. Actually, yeah, AI baby.
Maybe we could insert that in here, but he looks a little bit
younger than 5. OK, I'm surprised that you could
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answer that without having to drink.
Why? Because it's just so
complicated. It's like, yeah, like, no, I
choose. No, I can't answer that
question. I'm going to drink.
All right, ask me. One you pick one, you have to
pick it. Here you go.
You're all over the place. It's OK.
If you had to eat 1 delectable part of my delicious body, what
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part would you choose? See you next Tuesday.
John, our family watches this. Let me now.
Let me now let me answer the question.
You're cute little nose. I know you're probably not going
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to drink hot sauce, but I'm probably will.
All right. Are we doing another one of
those or move? No.
We're going to spice it up. These are.
Oh my gosh, I mean that one is getting there.
No, but we're like you just. Want me to drink the hot sauce?
This is what people paid ticketsfor so.
This is free. Yeah, all right.
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Some of those ones, like the highest level ones, scare me
though because I say I don't even want to read the question,
but OK, here, we'll do it this way.
Pick your poison, OK? And then I read it to you.
Yes, yeah. OK.
Do you think I have a more dominant or more submissive
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personality? Do you have any examples?
Dominant. Do you have any examples?
Because you won't let me give you directions in the car, no
matter if you're going the wrongway.
That's I guess that. You're like, just let me go the
wrong way. Like yes, OK, this is very
inefficient, but all right. You don't know when I'm trying
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to lose a tail or something like, you know, All right, OK.
All right. Oh, wait.
Yeah. You pick one.
I pick one. Do you want me to?
You seem like you want the Princess St.
I. Want the Princess St.
I want this one right here. OK, I mean I got a good one from
this one, so. Oh.
Oh. This is a deep one.
See, this is what they're talking about.
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When they're like, go deep. We've got a lot of 1 stuck as
like deep deep, This one's deep.If you discover you'll die
today, what will be your biggestregret?
If I discover, I'll die today. Discovering that I would die
today. That's your biggest regret is
knowing that's not seems like. Whatever I discovered that
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caused me to die. But what would be my biggest
regret? If you know, I would say this is
I don't want to answer this question.
No, we'll wait. We'll save that for the last
level. I mean, if you don't want to
answer it, you can spin. No it's not.
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My biggest regret would be. If you're going to die today,
today. Right.
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Not spending more time with you.I believe you, but the audience
might not. Are we doing these ones again or
moving on? I will move on.
Yeah, yeah. Are you going to shuffle?
Because I know you want to. I am going to.
I was just thinking about see you next Tuesday.
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Like I could work that in there.Oh my, you already have worked
it in there. You already used that answer.
You see, I could just use the same answer for that one.
What was my biggest regret? If I was going to die today.
See you next Tuesday. But.
Huh. Not, not, not seeing enough
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Tuesday. Wow, I don't think that's that's
how it works, but OK, that's nothow the.
What do you call that? It doesn't ask me it again.
What would be your biggest sort of regret?
That I won't see you next Tuesday.
Wow. I won't be seeing anyone next
Tuesday. No.
Wow. There we go.
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I knew it was in there somewhere.
My mind was figuring it out. OK.
Are you ready for this one? No.
Let's let's warm up the wheel. Oh, you got to move.
Yeah, those are too close. Let's see, that one would've
been OK. Everything OK?
Oh, milk, look. The dark one is milk if you
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can't see it because it's oh. Yeah, hard to.
So we should talk about this before, before you read this
card, before you read this card,which is that these are the
steaks. So milk you can, you can get
milk. Yeah.
All right. That's, you know, the, the
Gimme. Okay then.
There's though I don't. Then there's Crystal, right?
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That's some Louisiana hot sauce.Crystal.
Yeah, I think that's how they pronounce it, Yeah.
Then there is the mono loco. Mono loco, The hottest 1.
This is the one that pretty sureis on the hot ones.
Like the second hottest on the hot ones.
Yeah, we got that one in Costa Rica.
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And this one, this is the hottest.
This is the one you don't want. That's hot.
Like, that's really hot. Yeah, this one.
John had a third piece of chicken because it had too much
of the. That's the one that you don't
want. OK, then we've got the scorpion
Tabasco. But I'm also afraid of that one
too that. One, it is hot.
I haven't had that in a long time.
Yeah, it was up on the hot shelf.
Yeah, I mean, it would definitely, that one will
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definitely make you cry. And then the Reaper, which is
still, I mean when I first tasted this.
Yeah, you were. I was, yeah, but I got a little
accustomed to it. But you will cry like any of
them. You'll cry except for this. 1
I'm scared, OK, and I am probably going to be the one
that's going to have to picture.This one, oh, you're taking.
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You can get up there all right. Oh, why?
All right, I didn't even read it.
So have you ever had an awkward,awkward public interaction
while, oh, actually, we might have to put this one back while
drinking or on drugs? Take us to the scene.
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Have I ever had an awkward interaction?
An awkward public interaction while drinking or on drugs.
Take us to the scene. So, I mean, you know, like
we're. We'll.
Yeah, drinking or on drugs. Not supposed to talk about that,
so it'll just be a mystery of which one.
Or you can drink the hot sauce. An awkward interaction.
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Have you ever had an awkward public interaction while
drinking or on drugs? Take Us to the Scene has to be
believable, otherwise you're going to be drinking the hot
sauce. Or you can just drink the hot
sauce. I don't want to drink the hot
sauce. I'm trying to think.
Because I know of them. I know of at least one.
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Yeah, I broke some kids leg on accident one time when John and
I first got together. He like grabbed my arm and like
spun me into him and then we fell on the ground and the
ambulance had to come and take him away.
And he was like, it's not your fault I have a bad ankle or
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something. And then I was under the
influence and asked to go in theambulance and take a selfie with
him in the ambulance bed. Yeah, there's a little bit more
missing from the story, which isthat this is right after.
Oh, no. OK, so right after we got
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together, when you're like, whatdoes this mean?
We are. And then you're like, we're a
couple. We're, yeah.
You know, we're a committed relationship.
Yeah. And then it's like right after.
Yeah, right after. And then I fly back to San Diego
and then it's Valentine's Day. That and I send you flowers.
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I didn't know they were at my house.
On Valentine's Day, this is. Why we don't drink anymore?
Because I was out. You're at brunch.
Brunch that turned into waste. Time, yeah, yes.
And then so then I am like, I see your Instagram story.
Of my haven't. Gotten, haven't gotten, haven't
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gotten my my flowers on Valentine's Day.
I know you went out to drink at brunch and I see an Instagram
story of you with a guy. In the.
Ambulance yes, in the ambulance and and you didn't get my
flowers until like 3:00 AM. Yeah, yeah.
So yeah. Yeah, it was like it was the.
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Last time I drank like that. Yeah, that was yeah.
Because I also felt like absolute garbage the next day
and I felt bad. I was questioning my decision
because I was like, I just really just did this.
Yeah, you did. Yeah, OK, good.
You, you saved yourself from thefrom the hot sauce.
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But I mean, I'll just take the top and I'm, I'm brave.
Describe the present state of your pubic hair.
Oh, totally uncapped like a likea jungle like.
Can confirm. Yeah, like, yeah, I'm just busy.
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That's the problem. It's like I keep on every time
I'm in the shower, I'm like, I need to get a trim up, you know,
cut in the but I'm like, but I got to like.
Nicole, just deal with it. You can't do like even when it's
at this level, you can't do thatin the shower when it's at a
lower level. You can do it in the shower was
at a higher level. You got to get the scissors, you
got to go to the toilet bowl, you got to snip over the toilet
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bowl with the scissors. That's the level that we're
talking about like maintenance you can handle in the shower,
but this is not so I just don't have the time yet, so.
Right, I don't have the time. Yeah, I need to like before I
take a shower, I need to think, OK, time.
That's just not a top priority for you because you have the
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time I've. Got a lot going on.
Though you got a lot going on but.
And you like the, you like the wild.
It's very wild, right? A little too OK, but I do like
it a little bit. Something there?
All right. Pretty.
Sure. I'm pretty sure we're going to
get you on the on the hot. I'm sure you're going to at some
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time. Oh God, it might be now, might
be right now. The one.
It's the one. Yeah, this is the one.
All right. Describe your nipples as vividly
as possible. Use the size comparison Dimes or
dinner plates. Question.
Mark use the size comparison Dimes or dinner plates.
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Do people have dinner plate sizenipples or is that like?
Exaggeration. I mean, I think like the plate
like a like a appetizer plate like.
I mean, this one's not horrible.If you had, if you had that, we
would be able to see them comingout of like the the areola.
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Yeah. So, yeah.
So you have to, I mean, I know if you're telling the truth,
Obviously So. So, yeah.
So you can either describe your nipples as vividly as possible
for everyone here, or you can just add the steaks or Well, no,
Yeah, you can describe your nipples as vividly as possible.
Use the size comparison Dimes ordinner plates, or you can drink
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the hot sauce. Which will it be?
I mean, I feel like it's not that bad to describe a nipple,
right? It's.
You know, I would guess OK, I'm going to try to do it.
Hopefully it looks up. See here you can help make sure.
So I think they're probably like.
Hold on, are we talking? Size.
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Like. Whole.
Yeah. So this is actually a pretty
ambiguous question because are we talking nipple or areola,
right? Because there's a difference
like there's areola and then. There's an areola part of the
nipple. It is the.
It is the. Outside, yes, Yeah, I think like
this. OK, Yeah, you would agree.
Yeah, I would agree. Confirm.
And it's like, kind of like bumpy.
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Yeah. OK.
Is that normal? Yeah, that's normal and more
descriptive than I. Thought the nipple part I don't
know how do you like how do you I don't know how to describe the
nipple part. I feel like it's like in
correlation to the areola. Right.
Yeah. So like it's kind of hard to
like, like, I don't know, nipplelike this.
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Yeah. And then yeah, it's that they're
like, supposedly they say your nipples are the same color as
your lips. Mine are maybe a little bit
darker than my lip color. Yeah, I would.
I would. Agree.
You would agree with that? There you go.
You passed the test. We won't put you through anymore
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until the next question. You're like, I don't want it
anymore. Description of my wife's nipple
on here you thought you were going to get.
What you saw, what you heard. You thought you were going to
get me. OK, OK.
Which one do you want? Just the top one, give it to me.
Oh, this one's not bad. You'll definitely do it.
You can send a message back in time to your younger self about
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sex. What advice will you impart?
Oh, to the younger self. Your younger self.
I mean, there's a few things I would impart, right?
So like, I mean, I would say, OK, when, when you're younger,
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you will, it will be too quick that you will finish.
When you're older, it'll be too long that it takes you to
finish, so you're just going to flip from one to the other
instantly. There's no in between.
But why is that? Good to know.
I mean, just so you know, it's coming.
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So, so you like, enjoy the fact that you can like, you know,
just keep. Just going.
You can pop off at that. Reasonable time.
Yeah, like, like it's when you're younger, you're like,
well, when men are younger, all right.
When boys are younger, whatever men are younger.
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OK. You know, you're like,
embarrassed. Because you know.
It's very quick, Yeah. So but it at some point.
So you're like, don't stress. Yeah, don't stress.
It doesn't mean OK. At some point you're like.
Bam. Like this is taking a long time.
That's not juicy enough. Yeah, that's not.
(36:24):
I will that be I'm supposed to give advice right to?
Yeah, to your younger self. Yeah.
It's yeah. Slow down.
You could take a long time. It's it's like where whatever
day of the week you're on, it's a long, you could take a long
time to get to next Tuesday. Oh my God, that's going to be
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the like talk of the whole episode.
So yeah, yeah, slow it down, slow it down.
Yeah. There's yeah.
I mean, do you think that's, I don't know what else I mean, I
could give some. It's not bad advice, but.
I mean, I could give a whole, write a whole.
I could write a whole book. I got to write a whole book.
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Nipples. I could definitely write a whole
book, but we don't have time forthat.
That's but you know, if you wantprivate coaching, what?
But like, if you're let me be, let me be.
If you're a man, if you're a manand you want like coaching,
audio coaching on how to please a woman, I will tell you how to
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do it. That's what I'm talking about.
That's the specific. No, we got.
Yeah. That's not an invitation, no.
More DMS, so no more scaring Nicole.
DMS. Some lady mess with a bunch of
followers messaged me and I'm like I showed Nicole this
morning. No it.
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Was like, should I ask if she's a scammer?
I'm like, no, who admits that they're a scammer?
Even if they're a scammer? Yeah, nobody.
OK, describe the perfect foreplay.
What activities and for how long?
I'll I'll spin the wheel. You're going to spin the wheel.
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OK. I'm surprised like.
I mean, I don't want. To be you can you can answer
this for me probably later. I mean I already know what it is
because I already do the perfect1.
So OK, spin spin the wheel of. Hot sauce.
Some hot sauce. Oh, that's the one you didn't
want looking for. All right, so here you.
Can fill it. Up yeah, so it's like hot sauce.
(38:36):
I'm not going to do it too dirt like we got to.
I'm only going to fill it up to about here.
What? That's way too much.
Kidding. I don't even know if you can get
that much out of that bottle. No, I'm not.
I'm only going to give you a little bit because we don't need
to go to the hospital or you know, the.
Hospital. Like oh, don't trance at home,
you need to be 21 years old. Don't drink, make your own.
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Don't drink sauce. Hot sauce, Yeah.
Spin the wheels, kids. Do not have a party.
Invite your friends over hours later.
However, that's the one that I don't know if it's going to even
come out very well. I mean, that's more than what
the heck. Like you're not even going to.
Dildo how can I stick my tongue in there?
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I don't know. We didn't really think this
through that much, Like I could dilute it with this one slightly
and make it more liquidy. No, don't add more hot sauce to
my hot sauce. Believe me, that would dilute
it. It would be less of a pain.
I think you. Could stick my tongue in there.
Does this count? I mean people didn't, they got
to pay extra to see you stick your tongue in there after
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describing your nipples. Come on, I don't even know if I
can reach down in here. Oh, you can.
I can't. You can.
I can't. Hold on.
Like, here's what you got to do.You got to hold it like.
That's going to be part of the video clip, I fear.
(40:06):
Yeah. OK.
I just got to put enough in there so that it's actually.
Like should I just drip some directly on my tongue?
That's what I like from the fromthe vessel, though, not from the
bottle. We're not, we're not we're
civilized, you know, I mean, we're not.
Oh shit. I just.
OK, I can get some right there, right?
(40:29):
I'm scared. You should be scared.
I spilled some on the table too.I'm just going to take a digit.
How is that? It's not as bad as that one, but
I don't know if you. Haven't even tried.
That one I have tried, That one I dipped.
(40:51):
Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah.
A little bit, A little, yeah. OK, she comes back for more.
Look, we're supposed to drink the hot sauce.
I don't want to skip skimp out on people so seriously extra hot
which I think like if I had to get more it's good flavour.
(41:12):
Yeah, OK. That one though, like, I mean,
it's spicy, don't get me wrong, but I can't.
That's the best I can do. OK.
Well, you're like, OK. I mean if.
I have to drink that one again. It's the fish.
I mean, if you have to drink it again, we'll fill it more like
you have to have more of a more of a punishment, you know, so.
(41:34):
Did you get upset and you just tore out a piece of paper?
No, I had to clean the. You got to pick 10.
OK, well this time we'll do it like this because I don't trust
the top now. Why?
Because it could be dangerous. All right, what do we got?
Oh interesting, if I cheat on mypartner is it absolutely
(41:57):
essential I tell them why or whynot?
No, I'm just kidding. What?
Yes, it is absolutely essential.The reason why is because they
deserve to know. Why do they deserve to know?
Well, I mean like, because I cando a whole episode.
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Giving me what I want to hear. I could give, but I could do a
whole Are you kidding me? I could do a whole episode on
this topic from my from my past history of not of, of not
telling the truth, not not in our relationship, but.
Better not. Pass.
Yeah. And the whole tangled web of
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lies that unfolded and the harm that I caused everyone.
So. Yeah.
Because it will cause a lot moreharm and destruction, you know,
in the later so. Yeah.
And. And so people don't, you know,
move to Seattle. And because you.
Should tell the truth, OK? That's why we're playing this,
(43:08):
all right? And you want to do another one?
I mean, it's yours, so. I know, but you look like you're
about to. Because I feel like I deserve to
drink some hot sauce, all right?You get the good one.
What is the kinkiest request you've ever declined?
(43:30):
Kinkiest requests I've ever declined.
I don't feel like I've had anything like that.
Kinkiest requests you've ever You don't decline any kinky
requests. I don't feel like I've had any
requests. I can think of 1.
(43:56):
That I declined. Yeah.
Oh, but is that kinky? It's just like something you
don't like. I I mean it's kinky.
OK, I no, we're. Probably not thinking.
OK, we're probably not thinking of the same one.
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I was just oh, you lucky. I was thinking of I kind of like
a threesome. I kind.
Of needed milk. Oh, that's.
True. Yeah.
So you could, you got to got to got off easy on that one.
I didn't want the world to. I can't believe you got the
milk. You're lucky.
The Tabasco tastes good. The thing is, I like the taste.
(44:40):
Of hot sauce. You don't like milk, so yeah,
you got to fill it up to the top.
Glad you got to take a full milk.
Yeah, no, we should have got almond milk or something.
Or breast milk. Breast milk?
Where the hell would I get that from, Ralph?
'S bodybuilders. What bodybuilders get breast
milk? Human breast.
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That's freaking weird. The black market.
From the black market, yeah, because it has like the bottoms
up. I don't want to drink this.
You drink hot sauce. Drink the milk, Jesus.
It's so plain. Oh my God.
I don't like it. Yeah.
(45:25):
Clot twist. The milk is the worst.
My one's going to believe you. But it is true.
She despises regular milk. I don't like OK.
Yeah, no, they get it. They get the what is it?
The the colostrum, The colostrum, human colostrum.
It's like it has all these proteins and.
That's weird like. OK.
(45:45):
All right, we'll just do that. But where are they getting the
milk? From the black market, from
There's a lot of women, that one.
Makes you money, this one. What's a sex thing you've never
been able to try but wish you could?
(46:08):
I'm going to spin the wheel. No, no, you get milk.
I get this. Yes, and that one.
Can I change my mind? No, all right, it has a red dot
on it for for. Death.
(46:31):
Like don't drink this. That's also a thick one, but.
It's stupid. Amante Picante.
I believe that means stupidly hot.
I want to know the answer to this question.
I'll tell you later. I might.
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I'll show you later. I.
Might already know the answer. This is that's far too.
It's like that's that's a lot. For that one it is, but you're
not going to be able to get it out.
Huh. I'll get it out.
I'm seriously afraid of this. This right here?
(47:13):
Yeah. And I, I'm still, I eat a lot of
hot Tabasco. This.
I eat a lot of hotter than that.Stuff.
I eat a lot of hot stuff, but I'm this.
This scares me. Yeah, it's scary.
We didn't say we couldn't have chase or have a little bit of
water, OK. Yeah, we did say no, we didn't.
But you can't do that. Don't I?
I just don't get the milk unlessI spin the milk, but I may
(47:36):
purposely spin. No, I won't do that.
And then you'll get it again. I got to prepare myself because
so I don't actually like throw up or something.
You're going to throw up. We're going to be here all day
waiting for that. Oh, it's not.
(47:58):
I guess I should have got the more shallow ones.
Oh. Can we dilute it with water?
We don't have water. That's what we're talking about
here. It's coming.
Look at that. It's dripping down.
Yeah, it is. That hurts my tongue just
looking at it because the Tabasco did kind of burn my
(48:20):
tongue. In the moment.
It didn't feel as painful. That was just a drop.
Oh God, got a little pepper. Pepper seed.
(48:47):
Just stick your tongue in there.Your tongue could reach.
Mine could go. I could reach with two of these,
I know. My nose is running.
That one's like a buildable. The Tabasco.
(49:08):
You're going to be hurting with that one, too.
That one's rough. We need some we go deep, not
just. All right.
Scary. Set it over there in case you
need it again. For not you got to learn my
(49:29):
lesson just. I want this one.
No, you don't get. You get this one you can.
Not go deep. Not just The Dirty ones.
We only got like a little bit oftime left.
We got to get some good ones forthe for the promotion.
OK, if we were stuck on a desertisland, how many days till we
(49:54):
fuck out of boredom? Not very long, I actually 30
minutes, but if we're. Stuck on a desert island?
You're going to be freaking out.Yeah, it might take some days
(50:16):
for you to. Some days.
For you to calm down and but yeah, that one's.
More of a evening time. Do this one is more designed for
the group you know I mean. Like, because you want the shock
factor. Yeah.
So you designed to like do with like friends or whatever and
like try to be. Dramatic.
Yeah. Like if you ask your friend this
though. Then you just messed up your
(50:38):
friendship. Yeah, it's giving horror movie
where someone's having sex because they're afraid that
they're going to die. Yeah.
So they're like, might as well have sex one more time, right?
Pick your card OK. Take the tablet.
Let's take the tablet. What's the last object you put
inside yourself or another person?
(51:05):
Has been object huh it? Says last object.
Let's just let's. Spin the wheel for I'm saving
your for your honor, I am spinning the wheel, no.
The Reaper. This is where the second worst
one. Is it?
I don't know, The Tabasco one's pretty.
(51:27):
Hot and plus oh, I'm going to you're going to give me a new
cup. OK, yeah, that's good.
That's that's sportly. Easy.
Oh, this one's a little bit moreliquidy, so I don't feel like
this one's probably as bad. It's that's it's hot.
It's looks more vinegary though.I'm still burning from the last
one. Well then you won't feel that
(51:48):
one. Come here.
See you next Tuesday. Here's a new game.
Drink whatever you want every time, John says.
See you next Tuesday. You were very close to milk
though. I mean, it definitely has the
(52:14):
vinegar, yeah, but it's also really hot.
I. Guess so.
What? Have you ever been injured
during sex or injured someone else?
Heart breaks don't count. Didn't you like accidentally
(52:37):
elbow me in the face when that time?
How does that not count? It's got to be like.
A piece of the stuff came up a little bit.
It's got to be like what? I mean elbowed in the face like
accident. It's like, so you're like big
(52:59):
during the act of sex. I don't think I have injured.
Someone else? Like actually hurt somebody.
Oh, I guess it'd be like twisting an ankle or.
Twisting an ankle. Falling.
Falling down the steps? No, none of that's ever
(53:20):
happened. OK.
I mean, that's like, all right. You want the top one.
Yeah, they'll take the top. Who here would have the best
sexual chemistry with me? Based upon what evidence?
I feel like this one doesn't count.
Yeah, that way it's a, it's pretty much a Gimme, so.
(53:40):
You get another one. If you and I were in a porn
together, what would its click bait title B?
Would it live up to that promise?
If give it to me one more time. If you and I were in a porn
(54:00):
together, what would its click bait title B and would it live
up to that promise? I'm going to have to conspire.
With no, you got to use your brain.
I want. To see what ChatGPT this says
(54:23):
for. No, something was snorkeling.
I'm helping you. I'm your ChatGPT.
But I'm trying to do like betterthan perfect on that.
Like better than butter, but butbetter.
(54:45):
But. I just it's not coming.
Butter snorkeling, I feel like I'm saying.
And you have to spin the wheel if you can't come up with one.
(55:09):
There's got to be a better than perfect pun here, right?
Like a better, better than. I don't know, I guess I'll spin
the wheel. Oh God, the son of a bitch.
(55:30):
Not again. This thing, this hot sauce, when
you bought this, it had like a you had it more on there.
It had like. A.
A skeleton. Reaper Yeah, on top of it with a
Cape. Where did he go?
Yeah. Oh, no.
(55:51):
This is his body. Bottoms up.
That was a lot. That's a lot.
We're not going to be able to taste anything we eat for dinner
later. Man, I'm just.
You can just do the top one. Worried about the heartburn?
The bathroom. You know your old one, it's
(56:13):
going to come out like lava all.Right, go ahead, the top one.
OK, if you can abstain from sex and masturbation for one full
year, you'll win $27,000 and a nice used car Will you make it?
Yes, I could do that, but it would be very hard.
(56:36):
You wait a minute, you're sayingyes, connect.
The willpower. If you can abstain from sex and
masturbation for one full year, you'll win $27,000 and a nice
used car will you make it? Oh, it's not like that much
money. I just heard the I just heard.
(56:59):
You tried to lie spin the wheel trying to lie equal spin the
wheel. Oh, I got the crystals.
Why? You wouldn't make it.
That's three weeks. Very true.
Some year I'll give you a lot ofthat because.
Whoa. All right.
(57:21):
That one's just That's a pleasurable experience.
I mean I'm it's not bad, but just drinking hot sauce is not
great. I could be worse.
I guess this one doesn't count, but do you find me physically
(57:43):
attractive? What if I bat my eyelashes like
this? See you next Tuesday that.
One doesn't count. OK.
Have you ever cried after or during sex?
Were they tears of joy, love or utter disappointment?
(58:05):
I mean before, during or after. It says after or during.
Oh, after or during? Yeah.
Yeah, I think you've you've mademe cried tears of joy before.
Yes, I. Was you think or you know, I
(58:27):
know because I'm gonna make spinthe wheel.
I know it is true, amazingly so.OK, what do you want?
They're like the top kicking herunder the table.
Sure, yeah. What's your most complimented
anatomical feature? As described by your lovers?
(58:47):
Will as described by your lover or your?
I mean, what's your most compliment to anatomical
feature? I think it has to be the badonk
A donk. OK.
Would you agree? I mean, see you next Tuesday.
Also is. Then do I have to spin the wheel
(59:10):
because I got it wrong? No, I I won't be that mean it's
it's a close tie, so. What did you observe from porn
that you later realized was unrealistic?
How'd you make this discovery? Watch porn.
Spin the wheel. It's a joke.
(59:32):
Spin the wheel. All right, fine, I'll spin the
wheel anyway. But wait.
What is the question though? What did you observe from porn
that you later realized was unrealistic?
How did you make this discovery?The like the squirting across
the room, but I'll spin the wheel because I Jesus, what the
(59:52):
hell, are you serious? We're not going to have any hot.
Sauce. Yeah, I'm going to drink this
whole bottle of Reaper sauce. You know, it's the sad thing is
like, even though we say 21 plus, right, some kid at home
that's a lot is going to go, is going to go buy this Reaper hot
sauce, right? And I'm going to drink it.
(01:00:17):
And with all, don't. Try this at home.
And then he's going to be crying.
Then that's the consequence of his action, I guess.
But all right, we've done a lot of Like the Dirt.
Ones this is starting to turn meon now I'm starting to become
like a a sadist or no a masochist.
(01:00:42):
Let's do some of that. We're draining our brain.
It's like let's do to associate sex.
With paid do not cover me in hotsauce, I refuse.
Right, you want to do 1, OK. Well, like, you know, just to
switch up, we've done a lot, OK.We're just stay away from the
the easy stuff here. What's something you're
currently doing that you'll stop?
(01:01:03):
Hold on. What's something you're
currently doing that you'll stopif and only if you get caught?
Oh, we had we we like saw this one in there that well, then you
were getting you're getting caught if you say it right.
What's something that I'm currently doing?
(01:01:26):
What? Say it again?
What's something you're currently doing that you'll stop
if and only if you get caught? I.
Feel like getting caught is not a deterrent for me.
(01:02:02):
I don't know. I don't, I don't have like.
You got to give me something or you got to spin the wheel.
I don't have anything, so I absolutely.
You have none, No, none, none, none.
(01:02:22):
That's the Reaper. Yeah, that's the the. 4th time,
just keep that over there. How do I keep on getting the
Reaper? Why can't I get milk?
I thought I would be the one drinking the most hot sauce.
Yeah. I mean, I have kind of made you
drink some hot sauce. Yeah, you have.
You haven't given, like, some real, real good answers.
(01:02:42):
Some of them. All right.
I did describe my nipples. I could describe my nipples.
I could describe your. Nipples.
Wow. All right.
(01:03:04):
This one. Yeah, yeah, because it's got
like more stuff all. Right.
What's the meanest thing you've seen me do?
Oh, that's a good one. Seeing you do.
Yeah, not heard of me doing. I mean, you got angry and you
(01:03:24):
called me a name one time, but Idid say the forbidden words, but
it was really mean. That's true.
I'm sorry. What's the shallowest reason
you've ever swiped left on a dating profile before we were
(01:03:46):
married? The shallowest reason?
Yeah, because she was not good looking.
But like what made her not good looking?
Oh, like they're meaning like her shoes were ugly in the
picture or something. Is that shallow?
Like you need to do 1 where you thought the girl was attractive
but something caught your eye and made you swipe left.
(01:04:11):
I mean, I don't like I had pretty like for me to swipe
right was a rare occurrence. Well, what's the shallowest
thing? Oh yes, and there's a lot of not
stunningly beautiful. Spin the wheel.
That's true. Not stunningly beautiful.
(01:04:32):
That's the shallowest thing. I guess it's that's.
Pretty shallow? Is that not pretty shallow?
I mean, I guess it's just seems like a safe answer, but you
could go ahead. OK, we're going to do this one.
I would say no, we got. One more and then and then one
more of these each and then one more of these each and then
we're out of time. OK, OK.
(01:04:55):
You just want to torture me? Yes.
Are there certain situations with me you avoid on purpose?
It's supposed to be like, like, you're my friend.
And then I'm like, are there certain situations?
With you that I avoid on purpose.
On purpose like that, that's howit's supposed to be.
(01:05:17):
But but we'll just treat it how it is.
Are there situations that you avoid with me on purpose?
That I avoid with you on purpose.
I don't think so, but I'm tryingto think.
Feels like you're lying now. What situations I avoid with you
on purpose? If Toto has an accident, I tried
(01:05:41):
to avoid you getting you involved with that.
Yeah, but I. I feel like I just deal with it
so that you don't get mad. But I don't I I take care of
her. What was the last time she had
an accident? What did I say?
Yeah, you were fine then. Yeah, I see.
All right. But it's just easier to avoid.
(01:06:02):
Yeah. She doesn't have accents very
often, though. Do you consider me a name
dropper? What's the last name you heard
me drop? You're asking me this?
Yeah. Oh, if I consider you a name
dropper, yeah. Dave Chappelle.
(01:06:24):
But do you consider me a name dropper?
No. No.
OK. OK, now we go on to the good
stuff. You're going to spin the Yeah,
you've only spun the wheel. Like piped up on hot sauce.
That's why you want to do that. OK, where's good?
Are you a good kisser? How do you know?
Duh. How do you know though?
(01:06:47):
Because you told me that's true.All right, that one doesn't
count. Have you ever filmed yourself
having sex? What did you do with the
footage? Oh, the Reaper strikes again.
The Reaper is like, where did weget the thing from China?
(01:07:08):
Is it like like a rigged? Is it a rigged 1?
Well, the thing I didn't put theextra hot one on there on the
green. Looks like a DRY.
You definitely do just like eating the hot sauce now.
OK, buddy, that's. Enough of a torture, all right?
(01:07:30):
You're going to feel that one inyour nipples.
I'm trying to determine if I think this one's hotter than
that one. Really.
Yeah. It might be.
Unless that one's going to grow like that one.
But yeah, I mean, it's definitely hot, I feel.
Like maybe what happened with this one, though, is that I
(01:07:52):
didn't shake it when I first gotit and like the hotter part was
at it because I feel like it washotter, you know, because
remember. When I first and so it's gone
up. Yeah, but how could you handle?
The last. One, you just handled this.
I like spicy. Yeah, like to slap.
Oh, this is a good one for the end.
(01:08:13):
Will you answer or will you spin?
Have you ever had a threesome? If you haven't yet, build your
ideal trio. I know the answer to this.
So are you going to give us the answer or are you going to spin
(01:08:36):
the wheel? I have to describe the
situation. No, just as have you ever had a
threesome. If you haven't yet, build your
ideal trio. My lips are burning.
Yes. Was it your ideal trio?
(01:08:59):
No. Were you there?
Were there 2 of you? Good answer.
Do you have a clone? No.
Then no. Then it wasn't my ideal trio.
You know that then, All right. Well, now that we're all.
Do one more, though. I feel like we should do one
more. All right, go ahead, because you
got off pretty easy. So what, like you haven't had to
(01:09:22):
do this one? I mean, I guess.
You who knows if I'm going to have to?
Yeah, I think that one. I don't know.
If you had to write a quick start guide to getting you off,
what are the key bullet points? Some things are.
(01:09:44):
Some things are better left unsaid.
I don't. My mouth is not happy.
This one's like. This one's definitely hotter
because it's. Yeah, it's also like congealed
in there like it's. It's like some years old.
It's like years old. Is it even still good?
(01:10:07):
I think it doesn't matter. Hot sauce doesn't go bad because
it's got so many preservatives. Like the hotness, Like the best.
By date is. When wait best by date like 2
years? Ago Best by Best No Best by
August 2022. Oh.
(01:10:27):
Three years ago. COVID, though.
There you go. You got some?
Yeah, Get some tongue action on there.
Oh God, that's going to burn. That one it like doesn't hurt
right away. It hurts after, right?
Is it my go? It's your go.
It's. Your Are you going to ask me?
OK. And this is the final, final,
(01:10:48):
the final final. Inadvertent nudity.
Tell us about when it happened to you.
Do you want this one or you wanta different one?
Inadvertent nudity, like accidental duty.
When it happened to me, you knowme, I just walk around with my
song hanging out the front of the window.
(01:11:10):
I don't care. So I mean, that's really not.
That's not a good one. It's not good enough.
It's not good enough. What's the best compliment
you've ever gotten on your sexual performance?
Like, was that a hint? No, it's all the hot sauce.
(01:11:34):
The best compliment, I mean, I would say that it's like it's
not words, it's it's being knocked, rendered unconscious.
True, yeah. Not able to speak for some
(01:11:56):
period of time. I can, yes.
Yeah. OK, that's it.
We survived the wheel of hot sauce.
And yeah. Why do we do this?
Because I came. Up.
Yeah, that's right. So yeah, no, I think the game's
pretty cool. Yeah.
(01:12:16):
I think like I just want to see real quick like these if dogs
and their owners are supposed tohave matching personalities,
what type of dogs should I get? What's something you think
people should appreciate more about you?
I mean, these are just fun question.
Like what makes you so much fun?They definitely help you get to
know the person by asking questions.
This is what you wouldn't normally.
(01:12:37):
Ask this is like OK we just met like couples come over like, you
know, new friends let's yeah, you know, like what would you
entrust me with above anyone else right, like.
My stomach hurts. This one is is more like the OK,
what's a grand gesture? You tried to save a repair
(01:12:59):
relationship have ever sat back and watch me confidently do
something incorrectly? Have you broken any bones?
What happened? Did you hear crack?
That's also like you know, like you know, you could, you could
have that in pleasant company. And I don't recommend playing
this game with hot sauce. Are you suffering the?
My stomach's not happy. What's the most fundamental
(01:13:22):
difference between us? Should we try to resolve it or
celebrate it? Ever become attracted to someone
solely because you thought they might be into you?
Have you ever broken off plans with me to be with someone else?
Oh, that one could. I'm in trouble.
Are you really? You're getting the the burn.
Yeah, I don't feel good. I'm drinking milk.
That's when you know it's bad. Is it like the stomach?
(01:13:46):
Yeah, it's like up top. Yeah, because you didn't eat
enough food. That's why I had those.
But I had crackers. Yeah, maybe not enough.
So OK, we better end the episodeso you can die.
All right, guys, that's it. Definitely check out the game.
Truth or drink, it is fun. It is.
Just don't do it with hot sauce.Yeah.
(01:14:07):
And I would recommend, like I said, you know, in mixed company
like I mean. Maybe not though, like if you
want to really want. To like, yeah, yeah.
Like I would like a random groupof people that you don't know
very well. Skip the red.
That no, that's good. That's good.
Random group like your close friends.
You start asking the red questions and you start to have
(01:14:29):
to answer in some of these ones about like what your ideal
threesome thing will be or like,would you how long would it take
for you to have sex with me on adesert island?
Those those could be dangerous. So if you want to live
dangerously. All right, Yeah, that's it.
We'll we'll see you next week. Send us an an e-mail and yeah if
you have a suggestion for. Or maybe you'll see us playing
(01:14:53):
this game. Recommendation.
Of again, but maybe we'll changeup the wheel to something.
Which is hot or hot? No, yeah.
All right, we'll see you next week.
Bye.
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