125 | Pt2 | Dr John Brinkley: Airwaves and Surgery - Black Cat Report | UFOs, Cryptids, True Crime & Paranormal

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Radio waves Pierce the air. Kansas comes alive as Brinkley
lands for the screaming throng of fans.
The electricity is felt and the heart pounding pulse quickening
speeches are met with the violent passion of voters who
want change, who want new. All the while, mired in

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political discontent, Brinkley quickens his steps into becoming
the richest and most famous doctor this world has ever seen.
And if we can say one thing about Doctor John Romulus
sprinkly, he was the goat. I didn't see you there.
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Well last week we ended as Doctor Brinkley had made a crap

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ton of money, about 28,000,000 per year to be exact in today's
dollars. He was invited to LA to build a
hospital and had successfully been implanting goat balls into
people for over 4 years, almost 5 successfully in quotations
because we'll find out later it's not always successful in
things you try. Well, the world had opened up to

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him and he had stuck goat balls in that opening and he was on
top of the proverbial world. That was until the California
State Board of Medicine did somedigging into Doctor Brinkley's
past and found out all was not as it seemed.

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Like I said at the end of the last episode, a semi downfall
was coming. It seemed like some con artistry
had been done. Doctor Brinkley had claimed that
he attended and graduated from Milton Academy in Baltimore, MD,
which in fact he had not done, and the California State Board

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of Medicine found out by callingthe school.
Then they said we do not have any records of him.
So that was pretty damn easy forthem to do.
He just kind of got away with it.
Well, in the fall of 1922, he was run out of Los Angeles just
as quickly as he was ingratiatedinto it.

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Fame is a fickle monster, they say, and Doctor Brinkley was
freaking furious. And I mean furious because as
soon as he left Los Angeles, momand pop Medical goat testicle
shop started popping up all around LA, basically knocking
off the Brinkley hospitals doingthe same exact thing he had been

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doing for so long. Hozers, I know and he he called
them fake knock off clinics. He put a he got money together.
You can't be a knock off. I'm a knock off.
How dare you knock off my knock offs.
Exactly. And that's what he was doing.
He was knocking off other people's work, but just, you

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know, because other people had done testicle implantations
before. They just didn't become doctors
for it. Yeah, who would have guessed it?
Yeah, well, he paid for huge adsin the LA, in the LA newspapers
denouncing these clinics. So he would basically take out
full page ads in the L in LA Times, LA Weekly, whatever the

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the newspapers were at the time.And was just like these clinics
are not, are not sponsored or taught by Doctor John Brinkley
because they were saying that hehe had taught them before he
left town how to do these surgeries.
And so that they were like you, oh, come to us because we know
how to. We were taught by the greatest
of them all, even though the medical board was like, he's not

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a real doctor. He just doesn't even matter.
It doesn't even matter if he taught you.
He's still not a doctor. He's a.
Collective medical school license came back to bite him in
the butt. It did.
Yeah, it really did. Well, he had gone back to
Milford, KS because like we saidearlier, that's where his
support was. It's where his family was and

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the people still loved him for all the help that he had given
them in the town, basically built that town, like we said in
the last episode. Well, during this time he
decided to start getting reviewsfrom people so that he could
drown out all the bad press fromLA because the editor of the
newspaper had also started to target him in articles saying he

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was a quack, he was a fraud, which he was.
But you know, he said it is whatit is.
You know, well, he got hundreds upon hundreds of reviews from
people and these are good reviews, like really good
reviews from people, which is weird, but think it at the time,

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right. So he, a lot of the probably
health problems that were probably coming down the line
had not hit these people yet, right.
So we're we're talking about some of these people are like a
year, maybe two years, maybe noteven that long after they had
had their surgery some six months.
And they're like, no, we like myfigure's back.
I'm ready, I'm ready to go. You know, he just didn't, he

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didn't have the bad reviews coming yet.
And I mean, they would, but he just didn't have him and he was
basically collecting Google reviews to drop down a few of
his bad ratings. He was literally just getting
Google reviews. Yeah, This is kind of like a
restaurant where it's like if they asked you for reviews right
after you ate and the restaurantwas delicious, but everybody got

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food poisoning. Like, nobody would actually know
how bad the restaurant was untilsix hours later when everybody
was just, you know, treating their toilet like it was a
golden throne. 100 percent, 100%, that's what he was doing.
Well, he ended up getting so many reviews, he decided to

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create a book of reviews kind ofdefending himself.
So many. The book was called Shadows and
Sunshine, before and after letters from grateful goat gland
patients, male and female. Yeah.
That's a very This is a ballsy move.

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Yeah, you know he's nothing if not ballsy.
Well, he was about to stumble onhis first amazing idea.
Not even the book post goat nut procedure.
He wanted to defend himself and drown out the critics, but
mailing out pamphlets could onlyget him so far.

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He also didn't want to keep paying for ads in the newspaper
anymore because to him that wasn't worth it.
So he hired somebody to help himbuild a radio station.
God damn it, he's a genius. Yeah, right.
Yes. This is so good now.

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AM radio station was almost brand new at the time.
AM radio signals themselves started to be transmitted in 19
O 6 by Reginald A Fessenden, containing a speech and some
music from Massachusetts. OK.
The radio station ID itself wasn't really popularized until

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the early 1920s, when radio stations started to pop up
around the United States. Now, again, frankly, didn't
invent the radio, nor did he really invent anything.
But he was an ingenious innovator in that he could
harness whatever he was doing and then monetize it.

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He was a true capitalist. Oh, yeah.
Mm. Hmm.
Well, in early 1923, he broke ground on his radio station and
was awarded a broadcasting license by the FRC, the Federal
Radio Commission, which was actually the predecessor to the
FCC. And that Commission was actually

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led by the Secretary of Commercenamed Herbert Hoover, who would
be the future president at that time.
There are about 600 radio stations broadcasting in the
United States, and so many of them were just terrible content.
It's think about if there is only 600 podcasts in the United

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States at this time, you know, like right now it's 600.
Think how many of them would be bad?
You probably have. Like sounded like us dude.
Maybe pretty bad. Worst.
Oh God, trash. Yeah, trash.
Yeah, Well, trash. Some of the programs, yeah, kind
of like us, which you'll find out later.

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Well, some programs that aired at the time were a man who
jumped out of a plane with a micand described the sensation of
falling with a parachute. I would 100% listen to that.
That actually doesn't sound bad.I want to find that audio and
listen to it now honestly. Yeah, I it might exist

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somewhere. Go.
But go prepare yourself for thisone.
Because please prepare yourself for this one.
I had to read it. I'm prepared.
I'm ready. This radio show, the person took
a boat trip around the world anddescribed the Earth as being
flat because he could see no curve.
To it. Honestly, I've listened to a few

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podcasts where that is the premise of the episode.
I know, I know this and I'm saying I just realized how far
we haven't come. We have not gone very far.
Not, no, we haven't. We haven't gone.
We haven't come very far at all.But I imagine Brinkley is going
to help us come even further. He's going to get us there.

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And of course, on the radio station side, there were lots of
Christian radio stations. I mean, not yet.
There already are a lot now, like most radio stations in the.
AM so it's all paranormal is what you're telling me.
Yes, Yes, Sir. Well, while his radio station
was being built, because he's rich, he decided to go on a

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world tour. He just had somebody building
his radio station for him, and he was like, cool, good, good
job. I'm out.
Well, while he was traveling, heput four people in charge around
the towns of Milford to basically give him spin, which
was this really genius move. He would set it.
He would set this one guy. So I don't, I don't technically

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know if there were doctors. They probably weren't doctors.
They probably were just like good speakers orders at the
point. But he would set one in a town
around it and he would go, OK, here's what I want you to tell
everybody now in this area. And so he started creating fake
headlines like so the Maharashting yeah, he was
planting it. He planted a seed that said the

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the Maharashtra was travelling to Milford to get the goat gland
replacement surgery and a lot. Of stuff like that.
So like you had to get in and you had to get your nuts cut
into like ASAP because like after the Maharaja goes in
there, like you're not going to be able to get in there that
that shuttle bus is going to be full.

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Like happy Harry's not going to have time to wave at you
anymore. Like you need to get in now.
That damn. So he he planted the hype men.
This is it. Damn, damn, he's good.
One of the best, one of the finest flim flam men I've ever
heard of. Yeah, and this people looked at
him, which is crazy. People watched him doing this

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like politicians and management firms that did.
They all took. Politics.
They watched him and took notes as he did this and went, that's
genius. We're doing that now and so.
This is American. He was a.
Yeah. He was a pioneer and I would
like to say he was a spin hound is what I like to call him.
He's creating that spin. Yeah, yeah.

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He actually was visiting China, Europe, mostly going on tour.
So he was still touring, you know, his his little, his little
clinic. He.
Technically said it, yeah. Yeah, it did.
Yeah. His, his, his clinic was still
doing surgeries, so he, he wasn't doing them.
He taught his, he taught his. Like, I can't, I can't say

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they're doctors 'cause I really cannot say they're doctors.
He taught his assistants how to do the surgery while he was gone
and so they would be doing the surgery while he went on tour.
And like we said last one, he had to go on tour because of the
TV. There was no TV to be like mock
and all this cool stuff. Exactly.
Mockters. He taught his mockters which are

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mock. That is what we will say.
Yes, we'll call. Them from now.
On Thank you driving me nuts. Yeah, that was one of his
quotations. That was one of his promotions.
You're driving me nuts. So he taught his Mocters,
Mocters and associates how to perform the goat gland

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procedure. On to dude, we have to be
getting close to 50,100 thousandpeople at this point.
He's done so many. So if you think about it, he's
been doing it for four years. It's A50 a month, right?
Four to five years. Where's my 1923?
Yeah, calculate. 50. Times 4.

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I mean he's he's in the high hundreds.
He might be. I went to a public school.
Give me a moment 50 times. OK, so how many times a week was
he doing this? It was 50.
Oh, that's right. It was 50 a week, wasn't it?
It was 50 a week. Yeah, so 52 * 50, right?
So that's 2600 * 4 four 10,400 and it's assuming that every day

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was average. Yeah.
So we're looking at, we're looking at close to 10.5000
people with goat testicles. Yeah, well, that's a lot of
people. Well, he was overseas in mid
1923, right? While he was overseas, the

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diploma mills were starting to be found out.
Oh no, because. He had, Yeah, right.
All the other stuff's happening.And Doctor Brinkley and Many's,
his wife's license to practice medicine was taken away because
they found the exact place, the eclectic university that he went
to was a diploma mill. And so they took, they said, oh,

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well, you can't do surgeries anymore because you don't have
any, literally any schooling in this.
And like we talked about in the first episode in the beginning,
remember he went, he did go to medical school.
He actually went to medical school, but he never graduated.
He missed his last year because he would.
He was too broke. And like this is something

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fucked up too. First off, if your university is
just APO box number, I have somebad news for you. 2nd off, and
not to say you didn't try hard, but your university didn't.
But but the second thing though is like he was a doctor in the

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US military. He could have very fucking
easily gotten the credentials like so easily like people
coming out as a vet at the time dude, like any university have
been like, oh, you're a veteran.Oh, you were in the war.
You have 30 years more experience in your two years of
war than any of our doctors on staff do.

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We'll just rubber stamp that shit.
You're good to go. So like this is, this is a huge
fault on his part. That's all I'm saying.
Because like bro, any if a doctor, if I was fucked up and I
had choice in two doctors if I fell off a Cliff, which is
likely if I fell off a Cliff andI had a doctor that's like I'm
from Mission Hospital, which if you're local, you already know

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you should run even with a broken leg from a doctor from
Mission Hospital. And the other doctor that was in
this this hypothetical situationsaid I just got back from war.
I'm going to trust the war doctor.
I don't give a fuck what country, what military.
It's like that motherfucker has seen some shit.
My shit's mild. They got this.

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So, like, he could have gotten past.
Yeah. And he's calm, dude.
Spitting tobacco while he's doing it, you know?
Yeah. You're going to want to put some
morphine on that. Yeah.
Yeah, he, he didn't use what he had any of the experience he
actually had. And I mean, he only had, he only
had two months and a couple of days, but you can still play

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that out as you were a doctor inthe military.
You don't even have to list youryears, you know.
I mean, yeah, the amount of thiswas the heyday of charlatans.
He had no excuse not to hop in there and to just be beefing up
his credentials like I was in the war.
Like he could have Ronald Trude that shit so easy.

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Yeah, and I mean, he was a charlatan, so it's weird that he
didn't actually go through that.But, you know, he we'll, we'll
talk about more of it later about what happened in the third
episode about that stuff. But well, because the diploma
mills were taken away, he was ontour in Europe, China and the
rest of the world. He decided I had to go back to
the US It's time to go back. So he ended his world tour early

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in 1924, and he came back to theradio station finally built.
And he's like, yeah, finally I got my radio station.
The radio station was called KFKB, Kansas first, Kansas Best.
And there's a little cute littlequote they called it.
What they did was called the Sunshine Station in the heart of

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the nation, which was their, like, little tag for Kansas.
And I was like, nice, He does No.
Branding, I'm like, I like that,and it's pretty cute.
It's pretty cute. Damn, he's good.
Well, now his first radio transmission, right, was him
bashing all the authorities thatwere basically bashing him and

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working on putting him out of business.
And at this time the line was starting to go around the corner
of how many people were going after him.
So he was just going crazy. This I I don't, I don't care.
I'm going to I'm going to quote this video that I saw the other
day, that video meme. I don't know what to call the,
the modern short little video, you know, like GIFs on, on

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social media. Yeah, but they're like video
memes, you know what I'm saying?It's like, that's how I view
them, if I had to put it, because it's like, it's very
themes. Yeah.
But it was it was somebody who had like had a headset on and
they were like, and at the top of the screen, it said every
story about Rage Against the Machine in the 90s.

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And it was just like some tech producer for a studio.
And he's like, hey, Rage Againstthe Machine.
Hey, guys. Hey, fantastic.
I'm. I'm really excited to have you
here. Hey, could you do us a favour
and not Rage Against the Machinetonight?
Yeah, man. Yeah, we totally got this.
We won't do it. Hey, man, thank you so much.
It's like you got the machine. Yeah.

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Yeah. Just want to start off by saying
fuck the machine. Oh no, they're raging against
the machine. Raging.
We hate the machine. God no.
They're. That's basically what happened,
yes. But like, he's like, all right,

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It got totally established. Everything's set up totally
fine. Fuck this system.
My goat balls bring liberation. Yeah, liberate these balls.
As he was going and as he had his first stuff on, he would
speak for 15 hours a day. This.

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Is David Ike Time? Yeah, yeah, no.
He wasn't. Just he's got some vigor that is
proof of vigor. Like I'm just saying that
that's. He didn't even get the that is.
Some serious That's stamina. I'm just saying I'm getting hot.
I'm getting hot flashes thinkingof that stamina.

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That is crazy. Yeah, and now he wasn't just a
boring droning like, want to sayPBS or like a David Icke, David
Icke voice. He could actually move you,
right? He had a real radio voice.
He was good. He could bring you in and out of
a story and at the time would pass and you'd be enticed and

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entranced with his voice. He had that voice it factor, and
he just had a general it factor in, you know, in all of it.
Well, him he would also invite musical guests to perform
because this, you know, startingto be time when they're playing
music and during the. Hours and take off from speaking
Beyoncé Red Hot Chili Peppers. Yeah.

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He did have those people of the time, which is kind of funny and
we'll go into that a little later of like who we helped find
the broadcast that he would havefor music and all that stuff.
He would have military bands come online, He would have
French lessons, he'd have astrologers, classical quartets,
tell me a story, Lady Hawaiian songs of farewell, and he'd have

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country music. He even launched the careers of
musicians of one specific personcalled the Lonesome Cowboy or
Roy Faulkner. It was a long time ago, 1920.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he lost.
His I would listen to this today.
This is like this is to French, just like, just like his

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eclectic certificate. This is yeah, I would listen to
this radio station. I mean, that's like a that's a
nice mixture between like, you know, Voulevou don't say avec
Moi to just being like Ahima Lama, Hima Lama, like and just

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like popping in, just being likeand I'm on the tracks leaving
you and just like just moving through these different like
that's that's some good shit. I'm I'm an AM radio fan, not
contemporary, trust me, but likea classic AM radio fan and this

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is good, this is good. I mean, honestly, this might be
the most legitimate work that he's ever done 'cause this is
honest. He could just stop here and be
OK and get away with a lot of shit.
And that's where we'll end this episode right now as he became a
radio broadcast. John Brinkley.
John. From balls to broadcasts.

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And it ended there. Just kidding.
We're all happy. During No He's got a long time
to go well. During his speaking time, he
used most of that time to expound on the great surgery
that he was doing for people andhow it was enriching and
invigorating their lives and their nether regions.

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He was also saying this. He was also one of the first of
the time to talk about how greatwomen were.
He threw lavish praises on womenfor all that they do and how
much they add to the world. And I want to say this at this
time there was so many reverendsand pastors giving the words of
the Good Book, which for all intents and purposes shamed

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women. Yeah, this is Pan 397, Twenty
100. I'm coming or not nine O 7 on
the dial. Now I know that this is a little
bit different than what a lot ofthese radio stations out there
are saying this evening, but I'll where we get to this next

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new classic of I'm so lonesome. I could sigh.
What I wanted to say was, you ever stop and think about for
just a moment your mother's alsoa woman.
This is Pan 93227697. Enjoy the mix.

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The most revolutionary idea is like, you know what dames are,
all right? Like what the fuck?
Yeah, but that's not all, he said.
God damn he. Talked about a woman's sexual
needs and didn't shy away from the details, which is very very.

(28:34):
Yeah, We stopped to think for just one half a second that
maybe a little bit, maybe a woman like it.
Maybe a woman like it too, just like your mother.
This is KN 932279. Have a good.
Truthfully, yeah, he, he just let it go.
And one of the first of his kind.

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And I mean, cuz you know, we talk about and like we said,
it's like a lot of these radio stations were just Christian
radio stations and it's they're not talking.
About if we talk about how Jesushad a mom that virgin, why do
you think we still call her a virgin?
It's pretty odd. It's KN 937229.

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I don't know, with the radio station establish and it running
itself for a little while, he decided to head off to Europe to
see if he can get a new medical degree because he wasn't going
to be able to practice until he had a real medical degree,
right? So he was like.
Americans never question Europeans.
Exactly. Well, his first stop was Dublin.

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The university's declined to meet with him.
They're like, no, thank you. Yeah.
And then he went through London and Glasgow, and they also
declined to meet with him. They're just like, no, we're we,
we we're good. Yeah.
We know who you are. We're good.
How much money? Still not enough.
Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here.

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All right? GTFO.
Get the fuck out of here. Funny that you say that because
he went to Pavia, Italy. At the University of Pavia, they
were wooed into giving him an honorary degree.
I. Thought he was going to say
like, I thought he was going to like hit up like a Middle

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Eastern country, like one, one of the goat loving countries.
You know what I'm saying? And I'm like, and I say that
loving to eat goat, but like I, I was raised in a very like
Lebanese area. A lot of goat man.
I thought he would have went to like Lebanon.
I've been like, ha ha, you know,damn Italy.

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I don't picture Italy with goats.
Have you Italy? No.
They just didn't give a fuck. Well, let's put it this way.
Let's put it this way. It really wasn't his name that
allowed them to give him a degree.
It wasn't his fame that wooed them.
Because he did have both of those, right?
Yep. He wooed them with money.

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Yeah, and he had a lot of that. That'll do it.
He that'll do it. He he basically threw himself a
banquet to to get the degree andinvited all the elders and the
teachers of the school. He hired a band and got so much
good wine they could drown themselves for weeks.

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He knew how to He knew how to advertise to Italy's finest.
School of Scholars, if you're ever going to bribe Italians,
this is an excellent model for bribing Italian.
Food and good wine. That's it.
That's all you got to do. Well, to 90% of the world,

(31:47):
honestly, but yeah. Yeah, yeah.
And to be fair, this medical school handed out honorary
degrees to people like Christopher Columbus, so that
says something about them. They give a shit ton honorary
degrees. We heard you discovered an
entire country. Yes, I did.

(32:07):
And I brought back residents. Fantastic.
We see nothing wrong with that. Here's your honorary degree.
Yeah, fucking Christ. There's a bunch more names of
honorary degrees but I can't remember them at the moment.
Christopher Columbus was the onethat stood out.
Khan, Ho Chi Minh, Pol Pot, Justthings.

(32:33):
Benito Pinochet. Benito Mussolini.
Funny enough, funnily enough, not Adolf Hitler.
Fucking King Leopold, he was in there, he got like 9° that
fucking burned in hell 7 times. Some of those people you just

(32:55):
hope like as as an atheist, as astaunch atheist, you know,
there's some people in history where you're just like, I hope
hell is real. Like I would pray if that would
help. Hell be real.
And it's like mother fuckers like King Leopold, you know what
I'm saying? Yeah, they killed a lot of
people. Still, Mussolini.

(33:20):
One of the best hangings in history.
We're going to have to throw that graphic up here at some
point. I think I've mentioned it in
about 20 episodes. At this point I need to just get
a poster. I'm just going to replace this
with Mussolini hanging from the light pole.
Sorry. Yeah, well.
Mussolini does play a part and he'll be in the next episode, so
we'll ring him up. Are you fucking with me?

(33:42):
Are you fucking? I tell you how many?
No. I tell you how many people are
actually in this story that matter, that are parts of this
story is so funny. Yeah.
I have time to replace this withMussolini just hanging.
Till the next episode, yeah, he's in the next one.
A little bit. He's a tiny bit in it, but he's
in there. He's in there and.
I have to replace this local artwith fine international art of

(34:06):
Mussolini strung up on a fuckingpole.
Yeah, well, OK. Yeah, well, sorry.
After his degree was safely in his hands, he decided time to go
back home. I got my degree, no big deal.
And now he was back doing his goat surgeries and he had a
medical diploma in hand and he was feeling it.

(34:27):
I mean feeling it. And in 1928 he would actually
discover one of his most money making schemes yet.
And I know I keep saying this, but he just just builds it.
Just it just builds. Churning and burning.
Churning and burning. Yeah.

(34:51):
I've been meaning to reach out to you, but you're Candy's
extended warranty now. If you haven't signed your goats
up for insurance, you're really going to need to.
Between now and March 32nd, you're really going to need to
work on. Yeah.
What's? Really funny is that he was

(35:12):
actually one of the first peoplethat did advertising on radios.
I love our con men. Our con men pushed the world
forward, which is why we elect them into office.
I love this. Yeah.
I like that you say that too. Anyways, his next invention was

(35:32):
called. The medical question box he
basically created isn't a magic.8 ball.
It's a Magic 8 ball, isn't it? He created the precursor to
WebMD. Oh my God yes.
Fucking love this guy. Gil, how does the medical

(35:52):
question box work, you ask? You ask it a question, shake it
up, and it uses the electrical interference of the atmospheric
pressures on top of your argon energy to do some things that
have been lost a time and answeryour question.
Is that how it works? It's not that technical or that.

(36:16):
OK, OK, Sorry. I went too far.
I went too far. I went too far, yeah.
OK, So people would write into Brinkley and his secretary would
choose 75 questions and then he would, you know, basically
choose the ones that he would like about 5 or 10.
He would then read these on the radio, these questions, medical

(36:38):
questions, and then he would give his recommendations for
helping or fixing the ailment. WebMD basically.
You know, or what it was as a coast to coast man, I listen to,
I catch a lot of AM radio that comes on before, well, 1:00 in

(36:59):
the morning. And these shows are still 1,
100% going on. This is, there is a dude that
will sell you juice that will make you juice, that will juice
your juicy juice. And he also sells the juicer and
the ingredients and the recipe book for that juice to juice

(37:21):
your juicy juice to make your juice.
Like I honestly, he's such a charlatan that I hear him.
I hear him every a week, like 3 or 4 times a week, like on that
AM. Let's see Yeah, that AM radio up
there next to the skull. The actual 1.
You can see that one. Yeah, the actual AM radio, but

(37:47):
we, we, we should probably record him and put him on here.
I don't think he would give a fuck.
He is that much of A charlatan. These people are still 100%
around. It's like, hey, and we'll be
back from helping people like Catherine with their ailments
right after this. It's like, hey, are you sick and
tired of being sick and tired? You need to call up da da, da,

(38:07):
da da. And it's just like, and then
it's like, here's some of our testimonies.
And then it's them reading the testimonies for them on a
commercial for their the show. Oh yeah, I love it for sure.
I love a good charlatan. I love a good charlatan.
OK, so this dude, he's going ham.
I'm here for it. I'm starting to like this goat
ball dude. Well, he would offer the

(38:30):
consultation, right, and comfortfor free.
But what he was really doing wasgetting people to go to the
drugstore. So, yeah, there it is.
He had written marketing. Yeah.
He had written to a bunch of different Kansas drug stores in
his region. And what he would recommend

(38:50):
would be the drug in the drug store, and he would start
getting kickbacks from those drugs.
Some of the drugs were already made.
Some were stuff that he made. Yeah, to make it easier, right.
Instead of the name of the drug,what's the name of drugs are

(39:13):
like sometimes really hard. Like he, he wouldn't say Pepto
Bismol, right? He would use numbers.
So let's, let's get into something, you know, something
you'd say like a quote, right? So this is what I believe he
was, he'd say to relieve the irritation and Constipation and
gas that you have, ask for the number 65.

(39:36):
So instead of going and being like, hey, I need Pepto Bismol,
you just go, hey, I need #65 andthe Doctor Who was already, you
know, kick, give him kickbacks to John would be like, here's 65
easy. You wouldn't have to remember a
name that you might forget. You know, 65's easier.
That's so good. That's so good.
Damn, this guy's good. And I like to think of it like

(39:58):
this. He wasn't just pinpointing the
person who was asking about it, the people who were listening
that could have also had those problems.
So he's like Quad, he's just quadrupling all of his
marketing. He would get $1.00 kickback per
bottle sold, which at that time that's a lot.

(40:20):
Bro that's how much money is that do we know?
Well, think, think about it. I don't.
I don't generally know, but I doknow how much he made I don't
know. I do know how much he made I.
Actually don't know, OK. He he was making $14,000 a week
at that time. He's got the front.

(40:41):
Door and just just kickbacks. Before before inflation.
Yep, 14,000 a week. A week.
Hold on, Joey. No, we're I already know.
I can already tell you what it is.
Are you gonna are you gonna tellme what it is?
OK. What is that?
In in Monopoly money. In today's money. 6.5 million.

(41:05):
Dollars a year. Add that into Lee.
Fucking add that into what he was making with the GOAT
testicle surgery. Guy is literally like Joe
Rogan's grandpa. This is crazy.
Anything he did just worked. Money.

(41:28):
Yeah, I mean, made him money. It didn't technically work, but
it made him money. I guess that's how it's working
to him, yeah. That's how you view the working
it. It worked.
Damn, so like who? Just like saw a goat, just like
up on a car and he's like, I've got a plan.

(41:51):
Like literally the goat was justhis entrance, you know, the goat
was just his interest music, youknow, he just went whole hog on
anything. John Cena, that shit with goat
balls and just and then they bring John Cena just like goat

(42:12):
balls on Damn. I don't hate this dude.
I don't hate him. He's doing what he can in the
situation and. Dedicated to his wife.
That's very important, he. He is very.
I appreciate that. I respect that.
What's? Funny is later on in the story,
I, I don't, I don't mention it because it's like not there's no

(42:33):
story to it, but I'll mention itnow.
It's like people did actually try to say that he was cheating
on his wife with somebody else with like a A1 starlet that he
was working on in LA. And pretty much the author and
the people that were interviewedin the story were just like
everybody. Yeah, I just said no, that's.
Not he was committed. He was committed like everyone

(42:56):
else in the world. Oh, yeah, 100% not his wife, all
right. And I respect that, you know, to
own their Kingdom. I I appreciate that, Yeah.
Well, because she also was a bigpart of the Kingdom, too.
She was like 5050. She was just as much in the con
as he was. Yep, she was just as much in
there. Well, to say it like this, he

(43:19):
was also untouchable too, because he wasn't technically
doing anything wrong. He was just using the radio to
entertain and advertising so he could.
Yeah, he was just pushing the, you know, pushing the rock ahead
so nobody could touch him. Well, at the start of 1930,

(43:43):
Brinkley's radio station was themost popular radio station in
the United States. And he was.
Yeah, he was starting to have high ideals.
Out of Kansas, we need to emphasize this.
This is one of the least populated areas in the entire
fucking continental United States, and one of the most
popular radio stations is fucking Kansas.

(44:07):
Not New York, small town Newark.Not Miami, which honestly was a
mosquito field at the time. Not Dallas, not Chicago, not
Toledo, which was big, Not Cincinnati, not Cleveland, not
even LA fucking Kansas. Yeah.

(44:29):
Milford, KS. Milford.
Milford. Did you all ever hear about that
before this episode? No, you didn't.
No. Even the folks from Milford are
like, where you're like, nobody heard about it.
Yeah, exactly. Well.
Crazy. At around this time, he was sent
a summons to Washington DC because the precursor of the

(44:50):
FCC, the FRC Federal Radio Commission, started questioning
his radio station. Yeah, you say you got Hawaiians
on here. Pretty much, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They brought charges that his medical question box was giving
people false information as wellas lining his pockets.

(45:13):
So he wasn't quite as untouchable as he liked to
think. But Brinkley thinking quickly,
while he was in this summons, while he was in testifying in
front of the FRC, he'd want to get his radio license suspended.
So while his lawyers, he had 3-4lawyers with him while he was

(45:36):
there, stood up and the questioning and said, I'll
cancel the medical question box if that's what you guys are all
here for. Like there's I, I just cancel.
I don't need it. I don't need $12 million,
whatever. I'm still making 28 million a, a
freaking year on Goaton bucks. Money doesn't mean anything to
me. I mean, it does, but it doesn't,

(45:56):
you know, I can make it somewhere else.
Yeah. He thought that that's what the
Commission was worrying about. And so being as arrogant as he
was at this time, which was his head was just growing because
all these ideas were coming to fruition.
Yeah, they're all just coming tofruition.
They're coming up gold. What he didn't think about was

(46:17):
that they were monitoring his curse words and his general
demeanor on air, and as quickly as they were trying to cancel
the medical question box, they cancelled his radio license.
He started the like 7 words you can't say on air.
He got so heated that he couldn't say fuck shit.

(46:44):
What are the seven words? Fuck shit damn ass bitch I'm
forgetting my 7 words. I need to get them tattoo on me
at some point. I.
Love talking, yes, yeah, yeah, we're free.
Well, in that same year, after they had cancelled his radio

(47:05):
license, on April 29th in 1930, the Kansas State Board of
Medicine finally filed formal charges for immorality and
unprofessional conduct. It was coming.
Yeah. The Kansas City's Star, the

(47:25):
newspaper, put forth a scorchingarticle that noted people's
lives were destroyed. One of the patients was quoted
as saying. End Quote.
I was held prisoner by the doctor.
I lay at the point of death while Brinkley, drunk, straddled
the doorway and demanded 100 more dollars with a revolver in

(47:49):
his hand and threatened to shootmy two brothers if they did not
pay him. Damn, it wasn't until this
moment that I realized that the American healthcare system has
improved. A tiny bit.

(48:13):
They don't have guns lately. It's like Boquito, like.
Yeah. Well, if you remember when I was
first talking about him and he liked to spin his guns in the.
Yeah, Yeah. I imagine it started as fun.
All good and like, you know, good-natured fun about hey, hey,
watch this, watch this. Look how good I am with like
spinning guns, you know? Yeah, but you know, alcohol, the

(48:38):
lots and lots of alcohol, mixed with doing surgeries, mixed with
adding guns into the mix, addingin money.
Yeah. Coffee, you know, all that kind
of stuff it. It's not going to work out well.
Not a good recipe. He's upper and Downing it right
now. Gil is drinking coffee and a
he's going for it all. Well.

(49:00):
The article also purported that Brinkley had purposefully killed
his patients. And to further add this
evidence, the article named 5 people who died at his hospital
and at the bottom of their deathcertificate was Doctor John
Brinkley's name. Yet in the eyes of the law, he

(49:27):
was not a murderer. Malpractice wasn't happening at
the time. Nobody.
I don't trust the law enough to be legitimate and seeing the
proper thing. So like, that's not shocking to
me. Yeah, you don't seem to say
Imagine. I was surprised when I read it.
When I read it. I think there was a lot of
anticipation in what you read upto that moment.

(49:50):
I trust your discretion million times over, brother.
Yeah, but like, I'm just gonna say on my end, hearing that the
law didn't pick up on something so dysfunctory, right?
So something so fucked up. Like, I'm not surprised.
Yeah. But then again, it's 2025
America. Like, really?

(50:11):
Surprising is not our thing. Surprising.
Surprise worst. We will pay you the most like
that is boom, baby you. You got this.
Yeah, that's not like shocking. Like what's?
Funny to me because like there already was malpractice lawsuits
where the patient won. Not in the US at the time, but

(50:32):
there the British, I think it was in the British in like 16
hundreds. It was something random.
I cannot remember the actual date and the actual I'm pretty
sure it was in Britain in this like 16 hundreds where somebody
sued quotations Dr. for but yourhonor.
He zigged when he should have zagged.

(50:53):
And it's like, it appears so magistrate reward 10 crowns.
It's like I'm a crownier. And it's like, yes.
And it's like, and they became King Charles.
That's what I imagine happened. I don't know what happens in the
that's heat drinking country. Yeah.
That's probably what happened, probably very much like the

(51:14):
trial that happened. Yeah.
Now he was on trial with the medical board for his license
and looking like he was again onthe path to losing it.
He invited the medical board to come and view his surgery
themselves and reluctantly, the medical board accepted the

(51:36):
invite. OK, got a lot of balls.
Got a lot of balls. It's true.
And a few weeks later, the medical board showed up at
Brinkley's hospital for the demonstration.
And I say hospital because that's what it's called in
quotations. It's not technically a hospital.

(51:56):
It's called a hospital in quotations, but it's in Kansas,
so people would be like. He spelled hostile wrong.
Yeah. Yeah, it was.
Very hostile too. So it did not help.
And like I said last week, go, we are going to get into that
surgery right now. Get your nicest blanket and hold

(52:20):
it close if you're a squeamish. Because this is what the Kansas
City Medical Board watched Doctor Prinkly perform on a
patient and a goat. On that day.
Come here, Salem. Yeah.
I'm going to hold my cat close. And you're ready?
Yeah. OK.
Well, Doctor Brinkley himself said that No2 operations were

(52:45):
exactly alike and some variations would occur.
He could only teach you through experience doing it.
First he would make 2 incisions slicing into the man's scrotum
under simple local anaesthesia. So what I said before, he used

(53:08):
to use the alcohol, but then he started using local anaesthesia
and then drinking the alcohol himself.
He would then walk over to the goat that was also in the room
on a bed. He would then cut out the ball

(53:29):
glands or the, you know, or the ovaries from the goat, mostly
only using a goat that was not more than three weeks old
because they would give the bestresults.
And he did that also so he wouldnot have to slice the goat nuts
in half or in pieces to implant.It was very important that the

(53:56):
goat nuts be used within 20 minutes from the time they were
taken from the goat who was in the room.
And in between the extraction and implantation.
They must be kept in a salt solution warmed to blood
temperature, which is 98.6°. He would then open the testes

(54:18):
fully by another incision and lay the goat gland within the
cleft of the balls. He would also cut parts that
were kind of glued together in the sack apart with a small
little knife. Kind of glued together.

(54:40):
That's what he said. Now, depending on the goat in
the human, as I said earlier, hewould implant either part of the
goat ball, a whole ball, or sometimes 2 goat balls directly
into the sack of the person. Sometimes he would just sew the

(55:03):
goat balls onto the side of the human testicle without even
opening the testicle up, all dependent on the case.
He would then cut and spoon out any cyst which had formed in the
testicular mass, which to be fair, could be part of what was

(55:26):
causing things to go downhill for the patient.
And by patient I mean the human one, not the goat.
He would then take a sewing needle and cat gut string and he
would sew either, depending on the surgery, sew the goat sack

(55:48):
onto the human sack with a needle going in and out of the
ball sack also to put it up, or he would sew it up on the
outside. For that though, he would find
the tubes that were connected tothe testes and he would legate

(56:08):
them. But again, that depends on
whether he implanted them into the ball sack or join the ball
sacks together. And legate means that he tied up
the blood vessels, so he would basically tie the two blood
vessels in there so they had nowhere to go.
The point of legating of both sides of the balls is making the

(56:32):
emission of the semen impossible, so you basically
could not ejaculate the semen out.
It's weird. It's weird.
The life force is what he says. The life force then, having no
other outlet, can do nothing else but reinvigorate the entire

(56:56):
system by pouring its precious fluids into the blood.
So basically your semen was going into your bloodstream.
It was not helpful at all. This is the most complicated
cock ring I've ever heard of. And after he sewed back up,

(57:19):
sewed those balls together, sewed the little incisions or
the other parts of the incisionsthat he made, or sewed the sack
on, the operation itself was done.
The patient would be told to come back in one year so that
the legates could be removed andthe patient could procreate

(57:41):
again this whole for a year. You cannot procreate because you
have to. You have to get rid of the the
legates to the tied up tubes. Basically.
The Kansas City medical board didn't even wait two days to
cancel his medical license. They cancelled it within 48

(58:03):
hours after watching this and we're like Nope, sorry.
That was the most horrifying thing that we've ever witnessed
in whole time. They just, you know, they were
all dudes too. They were just like, oh God.
They just went. I imagine that they walked out

(58:24):
of that place in complete and utter silence.
They all had ice on their balls walking out and none of them
went under the scalpel. They were just like, yeah, damn.
Yeah, that's a, that was a, thatwas a narrative vasectomy.

(58:46):
That's what you just delivered. You just gave everyone a
narrative vasectomy. Like I feel like I'm shooting
blanks now just hearing that. Yes, yeah, I do also want to
want to say. Better be careful, they're
trying to make abortion illegal everywhere and you just fucking
aborted so many. I did.

(59:09):
Well now God damn. I did tell you I was going to go
into detail about how he did. It you did.
You fucking did. And, and, and for that, Sir, I'm
going to have to say fucking hell yeah you did good.
You did. You did good.

(59:29):
I also, I was telling Gil beforeand after this and I was just
saying like man, I like to learnabout a lot of things and now I
know way more about any kind of ball surgery with implanting
goats in it. Then I thought I would ever knew
when I was born. I thought I didn't ever think

(59:50):
that I would know as much about goat testicles implanted into a
human that I do now. But you never know which way
life is going to go. So hey, let's have fun with it.
And that's what you get here at BCR.
Life changing information, that's guaranteed.

(01:00:10):
Yeah, yes. We can't guarantee a lot here at
Black Cat Report, but we can guarantee you you will not leave
the same person that. You can 100.
Percent every episode guarantees.
We truth well now that he had lost his radio station license,

(01:00:32):
but he actually he lost his radio station license, but it
was still he appealed for it. So at this time he could still
be on air because he was on appeals.
You know all all that process works is like you appeal for it
you still. Litigation.
Provision yeah you get your provisionary license he had also
but he really did lose his medical license like there was

(01:00:52):
no going back they're just like we're not even no appeals to
this the. Craziest shit we've ever heard
of. Yeah, he decided to do what any
other normal person would do with all this going against him.
Retire. He decided he would run for
governor of Kansas. That makes sense.

(01:01:14):
Yes. OK.
He was ready. He was running for Kansas with
the mentality of somebody running.
They they were from Chicago and they were running for Illinois
as as governor. Honestly, he had the governor of
Illinois mentality, but he was bringing it to Kansas.

(01:01:34):
I appreciate this. Yeah.
And on September 20th, which wasjust five weeks left until the
election, he announced he was running for Kansas Governor on
air 5 weeks. He didn't even have enough time
to get his name on the ballot, so he ran as a write in

(01:01:56):
candidate. Damn.
He's that, that crazy. To be fair, he was still so
widely popular because of the radio station, because he had
been going on for years, you know, almost, I think, a close
to a decade of radio station. And he still had a lot of happy

(01:02:16):
farmers on his side. So he also had the right time on
his side, too, because the stockmarket had just crashed.
It was not that far in the past.This is 1930, right?
Yeah. Corn production was down because
of drought. And he was a genius at whipping

(01:02:37):
people up, which he did almost every single day on his radio
station. He was really good at arousing.
The masses, you know, he could get anything.
He can get anybody up, you know,after a while.
You can arouse the asses, you can arouse the masses, and
that's what he always said. He didn't.
He said that on his radio many times.

(01:02:58):
Many times, which is what made him lose the most, yeah.
Exactly. Yeah, Yeah, too many times.
He also brought in immigrants tohis radio station.
They spoke Dutch, French, German.
They basically showed up on his show.
No one knew what anyone was saying.

(01:03:19):
Yeah, but he used the, he used the immigrants to get other
immigrants on his side. So he got people like the Dutch
were voting for him, the French were voting for him and the
Germans, the locals that showed up to farm were showing up to
vote for him because they're, hewas the common man in
quotations, because he he was such a good orator, such a good
speaker that he could get anybody voting for him.

(01:03:41):
And they're just like, oh, he's a cool dude.
I'd like to I'd like to sit down, have a beer with him.
But you know, like that's what the common man he was to people
and he he did that. He got.
He got the Austrians, he got theAustro Hungarians, he got the
present day Germans, he got the Dutch, he got the Pennsylvania
Dutch. He got every type of person in
the world to come on his show. Every Germanic tribe, yes.

(01:04:07):
Yes, thank you Joey, for being the only person in this world I
can trust with that level of nerdiness for Joe.
Yes, Oh the. Germanic tribes.
Well, it also didn't hurt that he had a private plane that he
could literally fly anywhere in Kansas that he wanted to be for
part of the day. And then he could literally just

(01:04:29):
fly right back to Milford to do another five hours of radio talk
a day. So he pushed himself down from
15 to 5:00 because of all the all the plane flights.
We need to post this, but when looking up images for like
episode covers the amount of articles that come up just
across the board. If you type in Doctor John

(01:04:52):
Brinkley, almost every current article is about how Doctor John
Brinkley paved the way for Donald Trump to become
president. Oh my fucking every.
And like this goes back to what is it 2016, the first time that
he the first, the first round with Trump.

(01:05:14):
Like in terms of charlatans withtheir own massive amount of
money and their access to socialmedia and just da, da, da, da,
da. Everything points to it was
Doctor John Brinkley that set the foundations in America.
Whether or not Trump followed, it doesn't fucking matter.

(01:05:35):
This is the playbook that you run if you're if you run
something like Trump University,this is how you become
president. This is how you fucking do it.
The exact same way that Trump onlike what two of the debates on
the Republican Party, Trump was like, fuck you.
I'm not even showing up. Like I'm just going to run in

(01:05:57):
the background. I'm going to do my own shit.
I'm going to fly the fucking Trump jet.
I'm going to do this. I'm going to do.
And just like how he ran his ownfucking radio station, Brinkley
did Trump sitting over here withtrue social God.
Yeah, Mark Twain said it right. You know, history doesn't repeat
itself, but it fucking rhymes. You know, it does.
Like and it's like, God damn, dude.

(01:06:20):
And I love that you bring up theTrump comparison.
And yes, because like any good politician, he trolled people
who attacked him, right? So he was just like, you know,
Donald Trump does on on Twitter.Well, he did on Twitter and
stuff. He would troll people and he.
Is that Pocahontas? Is that Pocahontas over there?

(01:06:42):
Nancy Pelosi? Pocahontas.
But like at the time Brinkley was actually talking about
Pocahontas. He just said Trump just stole
them. Exactly.
Yeah, sorry, go. No.
Well, to add to that, when a prominent local newspaper
downplayed his candidacy, calling him a fraud, he
responded by literally mailing them a goat, the goat of all

(01:07:07):
goats. He literally mailed this guy a
goat 'cause he was just like, all right, I'm he just leaned
into it because they all knew what he did.
They all knew that he was a goat, you know, and like he used
it. And what's funny too, is that at
his, at his, at his freaking like, what do they call him at
his like rallies and stuff like that, people would go make goat

(01:07:28):
noises. They were like when he'd walk
in, they'd be making goat noisesand he'd be doing the same on
some of them. Like just he played into it so
much. And because he was so well known
for that, that they he just like, all right, let's play into
it. Let's, let's lean into it.
And if that ain't what Trump did?
Damn. What's funny?

(01:07:55):
Dude. He look like a shoo in to win
the election and straw polls were having Brinkley win in a
landslide. That's how good he was.
And let's let's let's look at itlike this too.
Remind you he got into this race5 weeks before the vote.

(01:08:17):
Yeah, a damn dude. If America loves anything, it's
a charlatan. But the powers that be would
always, always, always look out for themselves. 100% true.
The two major parties were Democrat and Republican, same as
they are today. Both of them got together just

(01:08:41):
three days before the election and changed the right in ballot
rule, which was actually a Kansas Supreme Court law ruling
at the time that weighed the intent of the voter.
They changed this rule because of him.
And this is huge because this effects now, this effects so

(01:09:03):
many of us now that it's not theintent of the voter.
You're right, in has to match exactly what their person's name
is. There's just one. 100% both
parties are still doing that shit.
As much as, and I will say this,straight up fucking hate Trump.
I hate Trump with a passion. I'm not willing to to disregard

(01:09:27):
the fact that he has done very specific, very specific things
that I'm like, that was a good move.
For instance, I got to think of 1, it's hard to think of one
starting the department on disclosure around things with
like JFKRFK, Martin Luther King Junior.

(01:09:49):
That was good, you know, and I was like, that's a good move.
You know, I'm not going to hate you for that.
A lot of shit that was bullshit.But anyways, but they did this
to Trump. Trump had the money to say fuck
you. He had, he literally had fuck
you money because the RNC was trying to to knock him down,
knock him out of the campaign because they were pissed.

(01:10:09):
They did this shit to Bernie Sanders, not.
They did. Not, I don't want to exaggerate
too far, but I will say like 6070% of a lot of the folks that
came in second round for Trump, I try to listen to both sides in
the news. They were, they're huge Bernie
Sanders supporters. They just want somebody
different. Bernie Sanders not a snowball's

(01:10:30):
chance in 2025, which is basically hell to, to do
anything against the establishment.
The, the DNC went in overnight and slit his fucking throat with
this kind of bullshit where theychanged the fuck it, where
they're like, Oh yeah, you need 150,000 signatures and you need
to raise $2,000,000. Bernie's like, OK, we got the

(01:10:52):
$150,000 and we got, we got the two signatures and we gave a
little bit of salami to all the cats.
And they were like, ah, oh, see,you were supposed to give the
salami to the dogs. You're out.
And like they, they changed the most nuanced fucking, it was a
coup. It was a straight up like it was
an assassination and it was a coup.

(01:11:12):
And you could tell by the fucking numbers.
Sorry, at some point, I know everybody right now that just
heard that is just like, I already saw that.
But in two or three years, a lotof folks are going to forget
this history. I'm throwing it down for
posterity. Bernie Sanders got nixed the
same way they tried to to Nix Trump.
And as much as I fucking hate Trump, I have to own up to the
fact that they really did try tocut him out and he managed to

(01:11:35):
squeeze by and pissed off the party quite a bit.
But 100% sorry, it's my rant. It's my political rant.
Joey, I'm sorry, but this, but this goes back to the same kind
of bullshit back in Kansas. But they're like, wait, you gave
salami to who? The goats.
You were supposed to give it to the cats.
See, that's what you were supposed to do.
And he's like, what the fuck, man?

(01:11:58):
Yeah, and it this is 3 days before the the election, so of.
Course, that's how they do it. There's no time to respond.
Well, he did respond and he, oh,he responded the day as they did
it. He found out and he was going,
which was great because he he started having them chant.

(01:12:19):
He led chants in his little rallies of J dot R dot space
Brinkley. Forward slash patreon.com Yeah.
Well, he had to do that. So because you could only write
in the name, one way had to be written another way.
Yeah, it had to be exact. If it was written any other way,
it wouldn't count to be thrown away.

(01:12:40):
And so they made it so it was J dot R dot Brinkley.
However, it did cost him the election.
Of course if they're running on a if the establishment is
running on a campaign of technicalities, good fucking
luck because they're the ones that wrote control vote on and

(01:13:06):
decide on technicality. Like that is a hard one, but
that is a genius move to make your rally chance.
The literal spelling of your name when you have to be a write
in. That is so smart.
Well, Woodring, the Democrat wonand had 217 thousand votes.

(01:13:27):
How The Republican had 216,000. So that was a very close, very
close, you know. And Brinkley, as the write in
candidate, had 183,000 votes. These are the official approved.
These are the official approved.One but with SO he might have

(01:13:47):
had like 300,000. Sorry, go ahead.
What was interesting is that when they kind of tallied up the
votes, they counted about how many votes were going for him.
Every time he got a vote, they said one out of every six votes
for him was thrown away about. And so that was probably losing

(01:14:09):
around 40 to 50,000 votes is howmuch he lost, which would have
put him over the 217 thousand votes and he would have won.
He was so well liked. He even won votes in towns in
Oklahoma in their governor race.He wasn't even running and he

(01:14:33):
won. He won counties in Oklahoma,
that's how well. He did an American electorate.
Yeah, they voted for him as the right in candidate and he's
like, well, he can't win, He doesn't live here so it doesn't
really matter. But he won counties and took
away. Votes.
Holy shit. Yeah.
God damn, yeah. Well, even with everything

(01:14:57):
behind the election, all the changes and pretty much everyone
in power angling to keep him from winning, he decided to not
go for a recount, which actuallyprobably would have assured him
the win. His lawyers and his managers
around him also, we're just like, hey, look, if you do this,

(01:15:18):
it's going to be a lot. The view might change of you.
There'll be some stuff coming out in the press about you.
It's best just to wait two more years and run again in the next
Kansas governor election. You know, he's there like it's
just wait your time. It happened before somebody had
lost the election very closely, didn't ask for a recount.
They won it two years later and he was there.

(01:15:38):
Like you're going to be like that guy.
Wait two more years. It'll plus it'll also give you
all this time to promote yourself.
You won't have 5 weeks, you'll have two years, you know.
Yeah. He ran.
Two years later, he also lost more convincingly this time.
Yeah, he lost much more convincingly this time.

(01:16:01):
Damn he just public opinion wentagainst them.
The timing wasn't right as he. Was more than two radio
stations. A lot more.
A lot more. And as he was touring around,
though, he started for some reason being afraid of people
assassinating him. And he started thinking of all

(01:16:22):
these elite elites, if I can start using that word that.
The Deep. State yeah, the deep state.
He was afraid that they were going to assassinate him so he
ordered his manager. And this is a quote to make me
body armor in the style of Al Capone.

(01:16:45):
OK, just like you said last episode.
And so would she, in fact, did receive the body Armory and wore
it to all his engagements. And the body armor for Al Capone
was weird looking because it also went down to his legs.
And that was one of the things too, is that it pretty much
covered his whole body except for his head.
One of the weirder things too, and it was what he said to his

(01:17:08):
manager. It's kind of a weird thing.
He was so afraid that he was like, do not ever tell anybody
that I have body armor because they will shoot me in the head.
Yep, he said. I do not want that.
He was so afraid of that. And we'll go into the next
episode of what's going on behind the scenes, so.

(01:17:28):
Let's. Keep it in your head for now.
Yeah, let's keep it in your headfor now.
Well, after his loss in the election, he decided he had done
enough for Kansas and Kansas haddone enough to him.
So he decided to move what wouldbe his new home in Del Rio, TX,
which is right alongside the border with Mexico.

(01:17:51):
And it is here that he would build the biggest radio station
to exist at the time. It had a whopping 1,000,000
watts. Whoa, yes, yeah.
Damn. And if we can add what is like
how far that went, they said they were hearing it in Finland.

(01:18:17):
Russian spies were using in the time right after I think it was
right after the Cold War, right during the Cold War, the
beginning right after World War 2.
So like 1940s and 1940's the. 50s.
They yeah, they used the radio station to teach them English.

(01:18:37):
That's how far reaching his radio station was.
The number one way that the CIA identified Soviet spies was how
much they referenced goat testicles.
Goats, that was. In the Ah, yes, my American
comrade, they were like, this might be a spy.

(01:18:59):
He's like, I too enjoy coffee, strong coffee, black coffee very
much. Stout, stout, firm, strong, like
goat testicles. And like, we got him, we got.
Him. We knew it was him.
The Red Scare was more based on goats than a lot of us realize.

(01:19:21):
Yes, and that was a a true storytoo.
They code name catching the red.Scar, He did this on the border,
right? So he did this in Del Rio, TX.
So to avoid the pesky FRC, he actually built the radio station
in Mexico. Yeah.

(01:19:43):
With the permission and enthusiasm of the Mexican
government because. Hell yeah.
He was going to bring money to the town, but just like he did
Milford, he was going to bring all this stuff to the town.
They were like, please, like we don't have these border towns
from at the moment have like nothing.
We need you to somebody needs togo invest money in it.
And so they brought him over theborder.

(01:20:03):
He built his radio station, it'scalled In Vilia Acuna.
Cohila, Mexico. I sorry, I am sorry I butchered
that everybody. It was called Xera and in one
week in 1932, the radio station received 27,717 listener letters

(01:20:28):
from across the US. Whoa.
So put his reach into perspective, right?
So NBC is huge, right? Even at this time, yeah.
His reach was farther and wider than any NBC Radio station and
most other radio stations put together.

(01:20:48):
This guy's inspiring to say the list sprinkly is very inspiring.
Well, since he was located on the border of Texas and Mexico,
he played a lot of Tex Mex musicand heralded such stars as Gene
Autry, Jimmy Rogers, Woody Guthrie.
You're right. He hit the big ones.

(01:21:10):
And I do have a favorite Jimmy Rogers song.
It's a 1919 thirty song. It's actually called Give me AT
for Texas, Give me AT for Tennessee.
It's a really cool song. They cool like little Blues
country, old country song. Well, weirdly enough, he would
actually be the popularizing agent for country music in the

(01:21:31):
40s and 50s Crazy crazy. He's the author of the book Pope
Brock the book, the charlatan book that we used as the main
source for this. I think he said it best.
He said he was an accidental Titan of pop culture.
And I think that is such a greatdescription because he was just

(01:21:55):
finding these people on his radio station and not really
even planning it. I mean, he might have been
planning it, but bringing them to the to his place.
Here's, you know, $100 a week. You guys are going to sing and
play on the radio station. Your guys are going to be my
thing. And that would get so
popularized. He founded The Carter Family.
June Carter, he founded them andbrought them to his, his radio

(01:22:19):
station to sing. He kept them there for I think 3
months, 3:00-ish months and justhad them sing every night.
And they were recording. They're, they're having fun in
the studio. There's a few stories about how
they almost broke up in the studio, but there was just some
interesting takes on it. But he was such a big Titan of,

(01:22:40):
of making stuff famous. And we just say the same thing.
He just was, he knew how to, he knew how to capitalize on
people. Damn well during this time, this
radio station specifically was making $12 million a year at
the, you know, it's, it's our money now.
So Add all this into the stuff he was already making.

(01:23:02):
It's just kind of like he's diversified around, you know?
Yeah. Well, around mid 1934, he
decided to move full time down to Del Rio, TX, because at the
moment he was splitting his timebecause he still had his
hospital up there, even though he couldn't himself do
surgeries. And I want to make that a
specific thing. He himself could not do

(01:23:24):
surgeries, but his assistant, his Mocters, as you said
earlier, could do surgery. So he was just kind of like, I'm
still making the money. It doesn't bother me.
Yeah, in 34, he moved to Texas and he built himself a home.
And build a home he did. He basically built a huge
mansion adorned with pictures ofhimself, pictures of his family

(01:23:48):
and of course, pictures of goats.
Never forget where you come from, he.
Looked up at the pictures and hewas just like, that's me and a
goat. That's me and a large fish I'll
say something about later. That's my family.
I love them. And he was pointing at the
goats. That's what his family went.

(01:24:09):
It had marble floors, huge entryways.
And if you can, if you guys havebeen to the Biltmore, pretty
much looked a bit like the Biltmore and the the huge
freaking like runway, basically his driveway into his home was
huge, had huge wrought iron gates with John Brinkley, doctor

(01:24:31):
John Brinkley written on him. And they'd open up.
You know, he threw Immaculate parties with ballerinas, dancing
acrobats and even air shows while people camped out on his
front lawn. And he did this all for free.
Starring Ronald True. Where do I want the plane?

(01:24:57):
I mean, honestly, the years would have worked out, but yeah.
30, yes, yeah, actually, well, Ronald.
Yes, I think so. No 34.
Ten years, but Ronald True was down in the Houston area, but
yeah. He he probably trained people
how that were flying the planes in that area.
The ones that were available foran air show in the 30s, Yeah.

(01:25:20):
Yeah, yeah. It was 16 acres, the whole, the
whole property too. So it was pretty.
Damn, that's a nice size. I mean small by Texas standards.
I will say that it's very small by Texas standards, but for most
of the country it's pretty. Big Well, it's because he most
of it was just he imported palm trees and put a bunch of crazy

(01:25:41):
stuff on the He imported palm trees and lined them up on the
road. Fucking asshole.
What fucking asshole brings palmtrees to Texas?
I know a majority of our listeners because we can see the
stats are in Texas. Let's make this a question.
Joey. Let me publish this episode,

(01:26:04):
post, post a poll if you would please, if I can be so bold, so
brash, so brazen as to request what fucking asshole brings palm
trees to Texas? Because that is, that's like
bringing a sponge to Sahara. Like, why would you do that?
You're an asshole. Don't do that to a living thing.

(01:26:25):
You know what I'm saying? I don't know.
This asshole, this arrogant asshole did this lining his
whole driveway, which was a longdriveway with palm trees.
I feel bad for these trees. I know.
I feel really bad too. In that same time period, he
created a promotional movie for himself that actually toured all

(01:26:48):
the movie theaters and it was pretty much just about boosting
virility cures using Go testicles.
It was it was a promotional movie for himself and it started
before all the movies at the time so that he could.
It was the YouTube ad. Yeah, it was the YouTube ad
before the video you're trying to show your friend.
Gotcha. Yep.

(01:27:09):
Yep. Well, he also at this time
bought 3 yachts because like, he's, he's in spending.
Like, why not, you know? Yeah, they all had inventive
names like Doctor Brinkley one, Doctor Brinkley 2, and Doctor
Brinkley 3. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

(01:27:31):
And he also, he also dressed with an Admiral admiral's
uniform in a sword when he was on it.
He like he lived the he tried tolive it, you know, and.
If it wasn't for the cutting andspending his money, then yeah,
I, I really, I can't blame him for 990% of what he did.

(01:27:52):
Can't blame him. The cutting into balls thing and
the goat thing and that's where I have an issue.
Everything else we could be bestfriends.
I'm with you in the in. At the beginning you said I
would love to get a drink with him.
You know some along those lines.True 100% dude.
Could you imagine a night out onthe town with this guy?
Dude. It would be.

(01:28:12):
Grass, you're gonna wake up hungover with a church named
after you, like. Yeah, yeah.
I am here for this. Yeah.
Well. The the last boat, the Doctor
Brinkley 3, was 172 foot long yacht with a crew of 21.
We will revenge Michael, 10. Yeah, Michael. 10 to quote from

(01:28:39):
BCR Movie Night. Yeah, Yeah, Michael. 10 Michael,
10. Well.
That's when it's Danger 5 BCR movie.
Night. That's fine.
Yeah, Well, think about it like this, right?
So he had. He got knocked down.
He got really knocked down. He lost his radio license.

(01:29:01):
He lost again. Yeah, He lost his radio license.
He lost his practicing medical license.
But moving, you know, he's just like, screw it, I'm moving.
And he starts all over again. He starts the radio, a new radio
station in Mexico. Well, it's funny too, as I
didn't put this down, but he actually had a standoff with the

(01:29:21):
Mexican military because I thinkin 19, I think it was 1932, the
Mexican military or the Mexican Congress seized his radio
station because they got put pressure on them by the United
States because there was so muchpressure from the, as they call

(01:29:44):
them in quotations, border blaster radio stations, which a
bunch of people had started overin Mexico and they were
basically shooting over the border, shooting the Airways
over the border. The USFCC didn't like it because
it was breaking a lot of the rules.
And so the US government put Herbert Hoover, put pressure on
the Mexican government to stop those things.

(01:30:05):
So the Mexican government seizedhis radio station.
He was standing in front of the radio station with the cops of
the town. They were standing behind him,
protecting him because. He learned his lesson.
Sorry. Keep going.
I've called it. He fucking called it.

(01:30:29):
He bought their uniforms, he bought their weapons.
He built the town just like he did in Milford.
But this time he he built a semiarmy in his in his stead.
He did, however, defuse the situation too.
He said he he looked at the the the police behind him.
The federal government was in front of him, the army.

(01:30:51):
And he looked and said, my radiostation, it's not worth the
lives of you all. As he turned around and looked
at the cops and I was like. Damn, that was.
Good. And he said it'll live to fight
again another day. Let's just let's step down,
let's de escalate it because it got heated.
It was almost about to be a fight about well, pretty much

(01:31:13):
just a bunch of a war. And so he said, stop, let's stop
right now. We you know, we're going to we
got this. It's OK.
He did. Two months later, the Mexican
government gave him back his radio station because they found
they had illegally seized it. And so he reopened back up.
He was like, told you, we'll be all good.

(01:31:34):
Thank you guys for being behind me.
Yeah, how much bread got buttered in the meantime?
So much I bet you he was sendingsome money to some Congress
people. In Oh yes, I'm sure he was like,
I see a way out everybody, you're going to really regret
getting involved in this violently and having to heal.

(01:31:56):
I need to keep temperatures where they're at.
It's OK. I'm I'm the hefe here.
It's OK. He backed up and he like do do
do do do how much you need and just started boom boom boom
boom, boom sending it out He's like this is OK.
I wanted a vacation anyways. Yeah, Missus Brinkley asked for

(01:32:17):
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(01:32:58):
advertisement right there. And Speaking of going on
vacation with the family, he didspend a few months with the
family on their yachts going around.
Am I related to this guy? Yeah.
What's fun related to this? Yeah.
He just say he's in all of us. There's a little Brinkley in all

(01:33:20):
of us. There's a little.
Goat. There's a little Brinkley in
all. Of us, yeah.
We all got a little goat in US, you know.
Well, as he was going around theworld, he even caught the
biggest tuna ever caught in the Western Hemisphere.
It was 788 lbs. Son of a bitch it would I leave

(01:33:42):
it to this motherfucker to have the big fish story that's
actually true. Yep, Yep, he caught the he
caught a fucking big fish. And that's funny.
I don't know if you're talking about the movie Big Fish, that's
like, I'm not, I'm talking aboutthe phrase.
But that's a good allegory too, because all of this seems so
fantastical, but it's true. I, I wonder how many like lead

(01:34:06):
sinkers he fed to this fish before they weighed it just to
kind of like get it over them Cuz like, honestly, hey
fisherman, I'm not a fish, I'm not a man, I'm not a fisherman.
I don't know what the fuck I am.But the point is, this week I'm
giving you advice. If you're trying to get that
winning trophy, they're probablynot using an X-ray.

(01:34:29):
Just start humping fucking sinkers down the fish's throat.
Those lead weights. Hump them down the throat, then
throw it up on the scale. Honestly, this is a good move.
Somebody's probably thought of it, but I just thought of it
now, so it's all I got. I.
Don't. Yeah, Yeah, it's a good.
Advice. I'm just saying if you're going
to Charlotte 10, you got to Charlotte 10, you know, make it

(01:34:50):
a Charlotte 10. That's what I'm saying.
Go 10. Make it a Charlotte 10 out of
10. Well, yeah, exactly.
He did before that catch a huge fish as well.
And that fish was posterized in his home.
He put a picture of him catching, I think it was like

(01:35:11):
the biggest fish in Massachusetts or something like
that at that time. And he, it wasn't even the
biggest in the Western Hemisphere, but he took a, he
took a in the bays and waterwaysaround Massachusetts in May and,
and he, he put a picture of thatin his home.
So that was in the, I think thatwhen I was listening to the

(01:35:32):
story from Craig, that was the, the picture that was in the
entrance way as you walked in. You know, you have your big
unfurling of your room with the of the house.
Yeah, the foyer. And the picture was him catching
that fish that was posterized, you know, picturized up on the
wall. Yeah.
It was his Michael Jordan dunk. You know, that was his.

(01:35:55):
Yep. He just had dress shoes with
like him catching the fish sewn on the back.
Yeah, yeah. Sewn into a body.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. What if I do fish bowls next?
Christians will love it. Yeah, yeah, that's true.

(01:36:16):
Well, on his travels he even bought a monkey.
Of course he did. Swear to God, if it's Bubbles
Grandpa, I'm going to be so I'm live on air.
I'm going to break my very expensive poor computer.
If it is Bubbles, Michael Jackson's monkey, If it's this
chimpanzee, I'm breaking the fucking computer in.

(01:36:38):
This podcast ends right now and Joey lie to me.
Lie to me. I cannot tell you if it was
related to bubbles. I don't think it was.
I don't think it was. Are you sure?
I am sure. I am sure.
He no, he bought the monkey froma criminal in in another

(01:37:02):
country. The criminal was he paid.
So like the the whole thing surrounding that was good night.
No, I don't think so. Are you sure?
I don't know what actual countryit was from, but he bought it
from a criminal. That the criminal was like doing
work around the governor at thattime, who he was visiting.

(01:37:25):
It was in some random, the chimpanzee train.
Yeah. Chimpanzee train.
Yeah. And so he he just was like, I
like that monkey. And then he just like, how much
do you want for it? And he's like, this is my
monkey. I'm not selling it.
He was like, all right, here's $600.00.
Gil's destroying his computer atthis time anyways.

(01:37:48):
Well, he would walk around. Tune into the live stream if you
want to see what happened. It wasn't exciting and you'll
regret tuning in exactly. Well, he would even bring this
monkey on his shoulder down the stairs when he greet guests.
And one specific memory was The Carter Family was the one who
said that they, this was, he hada monkey because they walked

(01:38:11):
into his house in Del Rio and they he came down the stairs
like galloping down the stairs with his monkey on his shoulder.
And they're just like, yeah, that's what he did.
This was, this is truly him starting to live his best life.
And he started to enjoy this world because if you think about
it before, it's not even that long ago for him either.

(01:38:31):
If you think about it before, he's he wasn't really spending
his money. The money he was spending was on
the people of the town. And yeah, he did that now, but
he never really spent it on himself.
He didn't. He spent on the business.
He spent on. Now he's like, build my mansion,
buying yachts. I'm going to travel with my
family. He's in that part of his life
enjoying the world. Even with all the downturns that

(01:38:53):
have happened. He was rich and he was still
happy, like we said, with losinghis radio license, losing his
medical license, it maybe made him a little happier to do that.
Well, in mid June of 1937, a cruise boat called the Queen
Mary pulled out of New York Harbor with Brinkley and his

(01:39:16):
family on board. They brought their basically
their, what do you call it, the,their kids teacher, their yeah,
par their kids teacher au pair. They're yeah, au pair of some
way. It was a guy.
Their teacher was 20s. He was in his 20s.

(01:39:36):
So they brought him on board just so they could teach while
they're on, you know, they can go out, sit in the sun, enjoy
the nice cruise ship. And so it was, the boat was on
its way to Europe and it was going so that Brinkley could
attend the International Rotary Club meeting to represent Del
Rio, TX. Well, he got on his cruise ship,
the Queen Mary with his family, the teacher to head overseas to

(01:40:01):
Europe for the Rotary Club. Little did he know that on this
cruise ship he would come face to face for the first time with
his arch nemesis. And that's where we'll pick up
next time with the introduction of John Brinkley's arch nemesis

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