Primary Pube | The BLC Comedy Podcast with The Michael and Jeremy Steal your Podcast Podcast

The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast – “Primary Pube”

Featuring: Michael & Jeremy Steal Your Podcast

Runtime: Approximately 55 minutes
Tone: Irreverent, Sarcastic, and Completely Unsupervised
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Episode Overview

What happens when two podcasts collide, no one’s in charge, and everyone’s armed with bad jokes and worse ideas?
The BLC crew teams up with Michael & Jeremy Steal Your Podcast for a crossover episode that’s part roast, part theft, and completely off the rails.

With Fred absent, Parker's left to wrangle two guests who immediately take over the show. From fake sponsors to philosophical tangents about body hair, this episode has no boundaries and even less structure.

If you’re looking for clever insight, good taste, or a clear plot, this isn’t it. But if you enjoy pure, unfiltered chaos that somehow turns into comedy gold, Primary Pube delivers.

Segment Breakdown and Timestamps

[00:00:00] Cold Open – Seatbelts and Stupidity

The show starts with random movie quotes, overzealous introductions, and a fake “Official Joe Rogan Show” partnership. It’s loud, confusing, and somehow on brand.

“We’re like Joe Rogan… but less smart and way more affordable.”

[00:03:10] Fred’s Missing, Guests Invade

Fred’s “booked on a comedy gig,” which leaves Arthur unguarded.
Michael and Jeremy immediately roast the intro, hijack the flow, and claim ownership of the episode.
Within minutes, no one knows whose podcast this is anymore.

[00:07:25] The “Primary Pube” Debate

The title finally gets explained—sort of.
A ridiculous argument about which body hair deserves “top billing” turns into pseudo-science, fake grooming rules, and a group meltdown.
Scientific credibility: zero. Commitment to the bit: total.

[00:12:40] Podcast Theft and Intellectual Property

The guests attempt to legally “steal” The Black Lincoln Collective in real time.
Mock cease-and-desist letters, improvised contracts, and bad lawyer impressions dominate the segment.
Spoiler: nobody wins the lawsuit.

[00:18:55] AI Sponsors and Bidet Technology You Didn’t Ask For

Arthur introduces an AI-generated sponsor for a “smart bidet with emotional awareness.”
Michael and Jeremy immediately steal the idea for their own show.
The theft continues—now with water pressure.

[00:25:10] Existential Tangent – What Is a Podcast?

An unintentional deep dive into philosophy:
If your podcast is stolen mid-recording, do you still exist?
The group gets close to an actual insight before ruining it with a bad sound effect.

[00:31:45] Crossfire Roast Session

Rapid-fire insults fly in every direction.
Running jokes include “Florida logic,” “fake laughter,” and who’s the worst at their own soundboard.
No one escapes unscathed, least of all the hosts.

[00:39:15] The Great Florida Debate

Arthur tries to defend his “Palatial EC Studios” in South Carolina.
Jeremy counters with real Florida Man stories that make Arthur rethink the entire state.
Conclusion: no one wins, and Jacksonville takes the loss.

[00:45:22] Accidental Depth (Followed by a Fart Noise)

A rare serious moment about burnout and creative chaos sneaks in.
Arthur immediately ruins it with a fart button.
Classic BLC—profound for three seconds, then gone forever.

[00:52:10] Outro – The Mutual Heist

Michael and Jeremy officially steal the outro.
Arthur vows revenge and threatens to steal their theme music in return.
The episode ends mid-laugh, mid-insult, and possibly mid-lawsuit.

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