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October 9, 2024 25 mins
It's been a hot minute, but Brandi is back! 

Brandi opens up about her recent health struggles, her frustrations with navigating the medical system and the emotional toll these issues have taken on both her personal and professional life, and the current state of the Housewives franchises. PLUS some tea on the latest gossip surrounding P. Diddy and the ongoing allegations against him. 
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Straw Hut Media. Hey guys, I'm so happy to be back.
I just want everyone in the world that has a
lodger ka. I'm kidney, ah, just choking to know that
this is all from my perspective and alleged, alleged, alleged,
and that's it. Fuck off, alleged, everything's fucking alleged. Coffee

(00:25):
jock Wow from straw Hut Media. This is Brandy Glenville
on the film. Hey guys, it's me be Geezy. Welcome
to Brandy Glenville. I'm filtered. I'm back kind of. It's

(00:47):
been a fucking hot minute. I know that, but I
just wanted to reach out to my peeps, my children,
my family, my gaye, my girls, and let you guys
know that I am on the men like I feel fine.
I just look fucking ridiculous. Also, I'm pissed off. I'm
having a little wine right now, but I just started

(01:08):
so I won't start slurring for a while. So I'm
just gonna catch you guys up on my life. It's
been super fucked up and what's been going on is
a lot of bullshit. I haven't been doing anything because
I have a parasite that jumps around my face. It
lives in the skin in my face. And it's interesting

(01:31):
because I've named her, and this is a great name
for her. I think it's a girl because it's a
fucking bitch. I'm named your Caroline, and your name is Caroline.
I'm really sorry, but this Caroline in my face is
just such an asshole and will not let things go
or leave my face alone. So it's fun. And it

(01:52):
almost had the FaceTime camera on so you guys could see,
but nope, girl, I will eventually show you guys pay
shows when I'm back to normal. But I've seen like
eighty five thousand doctors now, Like I'm at an immunologist
and an infectious disease doctor and I'm on intravenious at
home antibiotics. I have a midline portal in my arm

(02:16):
and they're trying to teach me how to do it,
but it stresses me out. There's like a blood, like
a thing of blood I have to try to fuck
with and it goes there's a thing that goes straight
to my heart. So I'm a little scared, but I'm
doing it, you know, I'm doing it. It's my first
week on it, and I have five more fucking weeks

(02:37):
to go. But what I really regret about looking so
fucked up is that everyone's telling me, Brandy, you need
to get back out there. Are you, Like hello, everyone
wants to hear from you, blah blah blah blah. Well
I can't get out there when they're my fucking face
is doing gymnastics. It's literally it'll be all cute for
one second and then it stinks in and it looks

(02:59):
like a crack kid, and then it'll go and jump
around to different places and just get lumpy in all
the different places, so they think it's a parasite. And
then they also think that I have an infection in
my bone. So I don't know how they don't know
these things I've done MRIs. I've done cat scans, I've

(03:21):
done fucking X rays. I've done it all, Like shouldn't
they fucking know? I mean, they can see everything I thought,
but whatever, not my I mean, I was gonna say
not my problem, but it fucking is my problem. But
that's why I Uh. When James's like, let's get back
in the studio, I'm like, no, fuck the studio. And

(03:41):
I've been in a shit mood a little bit because
I really want to. I really, more than anything, want
to get back into my life. It's been a year
and a half wasted, and I blame a short haired woman,
but I will mostly blame Morocco and Bravo. That's just
who I blame. Yeah. So, when the stress induced angioedema

(04:05):
was swelling my face up, I guess I had a
tooth infection, which moved that infection all around my face
and the infection got into my bones. This is all
here say because no one really fucking knows. They're guessing.
But I do have antibiotics. I have a hot nurse,
but I'm not sure if he goes to my church
or not. I don't want him to hear this. But
I don't even think he knows that I have a

(04:26):
podcast because I wear a mask every time he comes there,
which every fucking day. Yeah. So, as much as I
want to be on every fucking red carpet, every podcast,
every everything, I look crazy and I just can't. And
trust me, I want to be naked on OnlyFans making

(04:47):
some money because my savings are almost gone, and so
not being able to work for this year and a
half has been scary because at least like if I
got a little naked on OnlyFans, I could make my rent.
But and yes, I do rent. I know it's a
bad thing, especially in Salt Lake City, but I do rent.

(05:08):
I rent, I rent. It's okay. I rent. Hold on wine, wine,
what do you call it? Break? I have to drink.
The good news is that I shared my pictures with
my family because my little brother was getting married and
I was not going to go to his wedding. I

(05:29):
went to the first one. You only get one wedding
for me everyone, because I look crazy. I don't want
to have like my pictures memorialized forever at my brother's
wedding and people going, wow, she really took a turn
for the worst. But because they've seen my pictures, my
brother and sister are sending me flowers every other day,

(05:50):
so I'm really milking it. I did get orange ones today,
and I need. I wanted to let them know the
oranges on my color. But I don't want to be
you know, you know, not be nice because they are beautiful.
It's I guess it's like fall, like fall Pumpkinny. I
don't know. I guess how are all of you doing?

(06:11):
I really miss my Happy Hour crew. I miss putting
on makeup, I miss going out in public. I miss
not being able to be at Fadris Dancing with the
Stars like show. I was supposed to go each week,
and she's still doing great, and I honestly think she's
gonna win. I do, because have we had a reality

(06:32):
star win yet? I don't think we have. I was
going over it in my head and honestly, I don't
think there has been one. And she's not just a
housewife because she has so many different things. I really
think she could take it. She could fully win. Where
do they win, like when the ball with the ball

(06:55):
within the trophy? I don't know what you fucking win?
Win the money? But I do feel bad not being
able to see her. I do plan, however, on hopefully
being there on the fifteenth. I'm just each week I
set a new goal for my face and thank God
for the mask situation so I can go to the
grocery store. It's just so depressing. All my dogs get

(07:20):
me like, what do you mean you don't love me?
I do love my dogs, but I really need human interactions.
It's getting to the point where it's just my boys
and I'm sick of complaining about it. I'm fucking sick
of it. Everyone's like, how are you. I'm like, can't
make it, sorry, and I'm getting lectures about get back

(07:40):
out there. Fuck off. I would if I could, But
this is like a real big test, Like God didn't
just cancel me, Like as far as work goes, he
canceled my looks, which at least I could make some
money and on those I mean not that they're backrate,
but I could do some you know, working in a
broad underwear and make a few grand a month. But no,

(08:04):
I can't. But I'm staying positive. Like I said, I
did my nails today, did them all by myself, and
I think that makes me feel like I might be
going somewhere possibly. I just want to give you, like
a little peek into side my day. So I wake

(08:25):
up pretty early. I write a whole bunch of shit
for my book because man, these lawyers, I don't even
want to get into it because I don't want them
to sue me. But after a year promising me I
was going to be rich and that I had the
strongest case, yeah, they decided even though by the way

(08:49):
I gave them multiple, multiple times to get out because
things are moving too slow for me. So I said, hey, guys,
are you sure you want to do this, because I'm
happy to go for another lawyer because this is just,
you know, wrong. I mean, it's just nothing's happening. And
I have other friends that are going through similar situations
and they're trucking along. So I I was patient, and

(09:15):
then at the uh what the it was literally like
the one year mark, after two weeks prior, my lawyers like,
we're filing a suit. We're going to do this, We're ready.
They have this lawyer who's really lovely, although he represents
very bad people call me who I've never met in

(09:37):
this entire year. His name is Mark Gregarios. I don't
know if I say his last name right, but he
was a lovely man. He represents the devils of the world.
And he decided to let me know that I no
longer had a case and sorry, but it's not going
to go forward. So they had a man whoo I've

(10:00):
never met this entire year, called me and fired me basically,
when I mean, that's so fucking cowardly. I'm sorry, but
do it yourself. If you're going to do it, I've
been giving you outs. Don't have a stranger call me
and do your dirty work for you, even if he does.
Represent you know, murderers and bad people don't make the

(10:21):
bad guy be the bad guy. So yeah, man up, kids,
And so I'm allowed to wonder, hold on, I'm drinking again.
I'm allowed to wonder what the fuck? Like, what happened?
What changed in a year? Why did it go from
we have a great case, we're about to file two,

(10:45):
we're out? And so I did put it on Twitter
because I start wondering did they get paid off? Were
they blackmailed? Were they I don't know. I mean, there's
so many things I just don't know. I'm not alleging
that any of this happened, but I'm allowed to ponder
and wonder what the fuck. But it's crazy because right

(11:07):
after that tweet, guests who called me, oh, the original
lawyers who never even fired me in the first place
and never even said goodbye to me. So I guess
it was a way for them to finally get their
goodbyes out and tell me I should take it down.
I'm like, oh, it's so nice hearing from you. No, lady,
that's my favorite hat you already got the back. Oh

(11:28):
oh my god, I love you, but not this, so
I forgot where I was. But yeah, they did not
like my tweet, which made me only want to tweet
more because I'm allowed again to wonder and ponder what
the fuck happened to my case. And I'm also feeling
like I hate the man the man like I feel

(11:48):
like my lawyers did to me exactly what Brovo did
to me, used me, abused me, and then left me
for garbage on the side of the road. I felt
like I was used as bait for them to see
if anyone else came out of would work to accuse
Andy's sexual harassment. Don't know if that's fact, but I'm
allowed to feel my feelings. So that's that part of it.

(12:09):
And when people tell me on Twitter to get the
fuck over it, no, you get the fuck over it,
because for the past year and a half they've been
telling me, don't work, don't do this, make sure because
your health is bad, you have a great case. We
don't want you making any money, blah blah blah. So
I haven't and my savings are dwindling. My face is

(12:30):
still fucking fucked up. So all of you who want
to tell me to shut the fuck up, you can,
but I'm not gonna so suck a dick choke on it,
or put yourself in my shoes and have my face
firm in it where it's doing gymnastics all day long.
It turns white and pink in different spots, and then
it turns gray, and then they jump around and it's

(12:52):
just so fun. Honestly, it's so attractive and fun. And
all of the little tools I use don't scare my
dogs at all, which is a lie. They are frightened
of me. I walk around with like blue lights on me,
and there's one I'm about to use. It sounds really
crazy like this, which but I wanted to get into

(13:13):
some other stuff. I've decided two. I'm gonna take a
little break and look at my notes. Hold on, people,
I'll be right fucking back. And yes, since I canceled,
I'm gonna be talking real shit about everyone, because you
fuck anymore? What are they gonna do to me? Cancel me?
Ruine my looks? It has already been done, all right,

(13:33):
I'll be right back. Hey, guys, so excited that you're
listening and BACKI ish please hold for a fucking ad Yes, bitch, yes,
advertisement kidding, not kidding, but you know what you're saying.
Oh my god, that just annoyed me. The way I
was talking, I annoyed myself. All right, please hold for

(13:55):
an ad Hi kitty cats. I am back and okay.
So there's this crazy thing. You have to get it.
Where is it? Do I have it? I mean no,
I have it here. So Peter Thomas Roth, great brand

(14:17):
for skincare, sent me a care package, which thank you.
I love free shit, so please send it if it's good.
And there's this stuff in there that so my face
looks crazy. It's like sunk it in and puffed up
and weird. But there's this like new firming. It's magic.
I don't even know what it's I will tell you

(14:39):
what it's called in the minute. It's in a little
black tube and you put it under your eyes and
everything goes like flat. So I thought maybe I would
start doing cameos again if I just put that all
over my face and I could look halfway normal. And
then I ran out and I have to order more.
But I am doing cameos again, but they've already they've
already like limited me to three because I've missed a few.

(15:01):
But sometimes I'm not in the best mood and sometimes
I look like fucking hell. So there's that. In other news.
What I don't understand is I just saw a commercial
for The New York Cast Wives, and yes, I still
kind of watch some of it. I can't. I've decided

(15:21):
I've given up on Salt Lake only because like episode two,
they're all like teaming up and fighting and bringing scrolls
and props and oh my god, come on kids, I
just can't. I don't know why I cannot. I think
Heather looks great, though, I'll just put that out there.
And I just I just feel like it's we've seen

(15:43):
this all before, right, Like didn't can you bring a
prop to something like Angie's making a scroll? Like it's
almost just too much and everyone's fighting. Can we just
get along for at least three episodes before we fight?
And I really really run and Monica to come back.
Sorry not a popular opinion, but I mean she would

(16:05):
be great. Sorry, she was great the first time. Let
her explain herself. Let her go make a new like
social media situation thing, which, by the way, got me
thinking because so many people are fucking rude on social media,
but I might start like, uh, Madam lesbionest account, Oh,

(16:26):
I just made that up, madam, let's be honest account.
And then I'm just going to tell you all the
fucking reyalty about everyone on TV. And I'm not going
to care if I heard their feelings, says, They're not
going to know it's me, and I might still do that,
but I'm going to change the name. Let's see, my
favorite pen decided to die today and I always make
notes with it all over the house and I'm very upset,

(16:49):
not that you guys care. I had to change my
password on computer because I ended up on the dark
web chat rooms? Can you believe that? Oh? Just how
do you note? I got an alert it said change
is password. Immediately It's showed me up on dark web
chat rooms or something, and I'm like, is this a trick?
Like I don't know what's a trick and what's not?

(17:11):
What to click on, what not to click on? I
don't know. I mean, it's a whole new world for us. Okay.
My other idea, which is this is not an original
idea and I have been talking to people about it,
is you guys, housewives is it's done. We've seen it,
We've seen it all. There's not much more we can do.

(17:31):
Everyone now is suing everyone, So you're gonna go on
Housewife to not be able to say a damn word.
And all that shows me is clearly our uh what
do you call them? Our agreements that we sign, our
contracts don't protect us. Just like all of my lawyers
have said over the years, like who would sign this?

(17:52):
I'm like, I guess people that just want to be
on TV, like myself, because I didn't have any other
prospects of jobs. But you know, Tamras getting sued now
supposedly by one of the husbands of a cast member
who is on the television show, and she's gonna have
to fight that in court. Like you can't make reality
TV if you can't say shit without getting sued. I

(18:14):
don't know, but I mean it was some pretty like
fucked up shit that was said. On the other hand,
I have fallen in love with like the Mormon the
lives of Mormon wives because it seems much more authentic.
They're younger, they're prettier, and they're fucked up because they're Mormon.
And who doesn't love to watch Mormons. I mean, it's

(18:37):
like the Sister Wives one, Like all the Mormon shit
is pretty interesting. What else? Oh, and I have an
idea for a show. It's called Queen's on Pause and
it could be on any channel and it's it's just
has like iconic hoss I've said put on pause, like
for example, hmm me, duh uh, Vicky Ninny, maybe even

(19:03):
Kenya Leah if she would want to. That's Monique from Potomac.
I loved her, Gretchen. I don't know, like, there's so
many people Kristin that could you just throw them one
another show, rename it and make it different. Not so
fucking big brother. That's team up in rowing people's lives shit.

(19:24):
I feel like we should give them tasks and make
them go make a play and who does the play
better or whatever it is. There's so many other things
you can do. Also, I wanted to talk a little
about the p Didy lawsuit situation. That is some crazy
shit coming out you guys. That is I mean honestly,

(19:46):
like my girlfriend used to date him back in the
day and we both agree like that is not the
person I knew. But you know, people develop over time
and obviously into monsters. I think the more money and
fame and power you get, the more that you feel
like you're you can do no wrong. You can do
anything you fucking want, and guess what, you can't. There

(20:09):
are laws and you're not above it. And it's frightening
and it sucks because these men, you know, women come
forward and people don't believe these women because they didn't
want to go up against Puffy. They didn't want to
go up against you know, these these men. But I
will tell you I heard a room. We're a long
time ago, and I don't know this to be fat,
but it's from a really like a person that knows shit,

(20:30):
and it's kind of like in that circle, the famous
circle that is that supposedly allegedly I have no idea
for sure, obviously, but you know Jamie Foxx when he
got really sick, somebody claims that a couple of people
that worked for Puff because they were in a fight,

(20:51):
went and spiked his drink on the set of a
movie he was doing, and he almost died from that.
I have no idea if that's true or not. But
this is me just talking out on my ass because
I heard it. I do hear a lot of things.
And now that it's all over TMZ, I heard this, like,
by the way, a year ago, probably, so the fact

(21:12):
that it's all over TMZ and there are things about
him like drugging people and stuff, I don't know. I mean,
I guess we're gonna have to talk to Jamie about this.
Maybe you'll come on the podcast, mister Foxy Foxy, come
on over, let's chat. I'll tell you everything I know
about that. And that's about all I know about that.

(21:33):
But I actually know a little bit more about I'm
not trying to name names and get killed, but it
is some crazy fucking shit. So here's what I want
to tell famous people. Stop fucking up. Stop beating people up,
Stop thinking you're above blah blah, stop carrying guns, stop it,
just stop it. Behave kids, behave You're lucky to be

(21:56):
where you're at, Like, celebrate your life. And by the way,
if you're gonna go after every single person that's ever
been at Puffy's party, you're gonna have to go after
a lot of fucking people. Because I went to a
white party about fifteen years ago. That was the only
Oh no, I went to two parties actually, but that

(22:17):
I saw nothing like that, and I did not stay late,
so there's that. And I was with my ex husband,
so nope. But again, people change. I changed. I've changed
into a person with a weird face, and I want
to be funny and cute and do all those things again.
But it's so hard when I get depressed if I

(22:37):
look in the mirror. So I know it's a little
bit vain, but if this doesn't get better soon, I'm
just gonna have to pivot. And you know, I'll just
have my face for radio and stick to audio only
and uh do only fans from the neck down. So yeah,
I just wanted to catch you all up and let

(22:58):
you know that I am alive, I am kicking, I
am doing the most that I can to get better.
I'm spending all of my money on doctors because it
kaiser sucks. We all know it. So I'm going to
doctors at Cedars and all these other places. And the
worst part of it all is the lab work is
so fucking expensive. But it all started with my stress

(23:19):
induced antio DIMA. So I wanted to thank Bravo and
Caroline for attempting to ruin my life and successfully ruining
my looks for a little while. I plan on getting
them back, but once I do, I have a feeling
we don't need a facelift. So doctor ben Tally, I
want you all right, guys, So this has been Brandy

(23:42):
Glenbow unfiltered, just catching you up. I hope that you
have a great week. I'm hoping to be at Fadra's
Dancing with the Stars next week. If I have to
wear a mask, I'm gonna do it because I got
to support my girl. You guys have vote for Faedra
and she's gonna win. I know it, And uh, that's it.
To go feed my dogs. But they want like filet Renown.

(24:02):
They're very, very fancy dogs and they it's almost sixty
nine time. I don't know if I shared this with you,
but they do. They have sex every night. They do
a little sixty nine move every night. I think I
put it on my Instagram because it's just so ridiculous
every single night. But I mean, like Jesus, I've realized
today I haven't had sex in one year, in two

(24:23):
days because of my health, and so you can't get
that time back. I mean, my poor pussy, like it
is lonely and it's going to stay lonely until I'm ready,
and I'm just not quite ready yet. On that note,
we'll be back soon, probably next week, with James catching

(24:43):
up with him. I really haven't talked to anyone this
whole time, except for you know, Fader and a couple
of my girls. I've been mia because I'm sick of
hearing myself complain, So no more complaining. Let's just keep
the money raining, all right, guys, Love you bye. Thanks
listening to Brandy Glanville Unfiltered. Download new episodes every week

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