May 5, 2025 • 35 mins
In this episode of B.S. with Tommy and Wes, the boys are back at the TPWA, Hunger Games gets Wes naked - PLUS bad apples cause a stir that ends in a showcase on Wrestling Survivor🍎🔥
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(00:05):
Welcome to BS with Tommy and WesW West.
Good morning. Good morning, ladies and
gentlemen. Welcome back to another episode
of BS with Tommy and and fuck. There you go.
Run it back this good my Good morning ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome back to another episode of BS with Tommy and Wes.
I'm Tommy. He's Wes, and together we make a
(00:27):
whole brain cell. One, one whole brain cell.
Wesley Crane, how are you doing today?
I'm doing OK. Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm doing fine.
I'm crushing. Goals and crushing goals.
And and doing it without much. Thought man, the only thing I've
been crushing is my penis. Religiously.
Religiously. Very bored at home sometimes.
(00:52):
Oh well, what's the crane? Here we are.
We are back on a Monday. On a Monday again for the second
week in a row. How are you?
How are you in? How?
How do you feel about these Mondays so far?
So far I don't. I don't.
I don't hate it. It's a good way.
To start the week, it is a good way.
Fresh and bullshittery. Best of Mondays are such a
bullshit. So why not have our bullshit
exactly. But here we are where you are
(01:12):
currently at the TPWA training center.
Yep that's what. That's OK.
I was like, So what the fuck areyou saying?
We are, We're out there to pull off.
It's just Choctaw, you know, we're getting ready to do some
training. It is currently Tuesday for us.
So we're recording this. We we've just recorded 2 days
(01:33):
ago for us. But for you guys, it's been a
week. It's been a whole week, so I
apologize. This might be a little bit of a
shorter episode today and sayingthat in advance and there's
nothing wrong with that. Our first like 15 episodes, like
13 out of those 15 were like 25 to 30 minutes.
So this is we're just good. We're giving you a classic here
today. That's what I got to say it.
(01:54):
What's the crane? What's drinking?
I am drinking the Rise fuel energy cherry limeade.
Dude, no way I'm drinking the sour punch Green apple rise.
You know what? And I drink.
I've got. To say this rise doesn't really
miss with the flavours, like there's a couple.
(02:15):
I said OK, when I say there's a couple, I can only think of two
off RIP that I I think that theynailed the kool-aid flavour.
I'm just not a big fan of it. OK, I.
Can't tell you the last time I had a ring pop, so I can't
accurately detail whether or notthat's accurate or not.
(02:36):
However, there's sunny D flavorsspot fucking honest.
It tastes like sunny D this cherry lime made.
It's one of the only things thatI can individually pick out the
lime. OK, like they're they're doing
really well with the flavors andas far as their protein goes,
like I've had their cinnamon Toast crunch one fantastic and
(02:57):
I've had their cosmic brownie. I currently have their cosmic
brownie and it has the little cosmic brownie candies in it.
It's fucking. Delicious.
I also have some rice protein powder as well.
I've got the the Little Debbie Strawberry Shortcake flavour, is
it good? Oh yes.
I love it so much. I I'm a little bit of a
disagreement with you though when it comes to the energy
drinks. I think recently they've been
really good but I remember when I first started seeing rice
(03:19):
energy drinks and I saw like 6 different flavours.
I bought all of them because I wanted to try them.
I just remembered one. Yeah, yeah.
So I remember liking the kool-aid 1.
Yep, the Ring Pop and the Sunny DI could not find a difference
between them. They just tasted like basic
energy drinks to me. And then there was the Baja one.
(03:40):
That's the one. I was like, oh, this is a little
rough. Yeah, it's a little rough.
It was a little rough. But when this one drops the sour
punch, I was like, that was really good.
Actually. Like that's the first like
really good one because though Ilike the Kool-aid one, it didn't
like stand out well. I I also feel like we should
clarify when we're talking aboutthe kool-aid one, we right now
(04:02):
are talking about the standard fruit punch kool-aid, right?
Yeah, OK, because they now have a grape kool-aid flake.
They. Do I forgot about that one and.
It is really good. It does taste like.
Grape kool-aid. I will still say the only grape
thing that I so we talked about this was it I think in the last
one of the last two episodes I had AI was drinking the Wade a
Welch's great ghost. Yeah, and you had brought up
(04:23):
that it's kind of turned you on to other great flavor energy
drinks. It has See, I gave some a shot
afterwards. I went and got like a great
flavored C4. I wouldn't got the ultimate 1
and I wouldn't got the popsicle one as well.
I did not like either one of them.
So it's still just well, just great for me on the ghost side
of things. But that's what we're drinking
today. Ye Ye put in the comments right
(04:44):
now on this podcast. What are you drinking while you
listen to us? Do you have any recommendations?
Yes. I'll happily try new things.
I'm going to ignore them, but unless we will try, I will.
Happily try new things. But Wesley will try them.
And if there's 0 sugar you get brownie points.
If they're not 0. Sugar, I don't know what kind of
brownie maybe you get, you get. Clean points or not, brownie,
(05:09):
you get Dick. You get absolute Dick, OK?
What's the Curry? What are you doing right now?
I am rolling. Keep.
Rolling around. You the let's get rolling,
rolling, rolling. All right.
What's been going on with you? We got things going on right now
at home, work, life. I'll be honest with you.
(05:29):
Private time. I have no private time.
OK, I have 0 private time. Ask you a serious question here.
I need a serious answer, OK? Was the last time you did some
smashing? Are we talking like in actuality
or are we talking self smash? Some self smash.
When was the last? When was the last time you
cranked your love crown? What are we?
(05:52):
We're going into May right now. Yeah.
Oh, God. I don't know.
Probably in the February. Yeah, man, I just, I haven't
really one. I haven't had a whole lot of
time and like when I jump in a shower is literally like jump in
get wet, throw the same soap on my hair, beard and body.
(06:12):
Oh good rinse it all off. My showers done in like 3 to 5.
Minutes. Oh dude, I'm in there for so
long. I'm in there for so long.
I am full on. Like when I shower I am full on.
Like leaned against the wall, head on my arm, just letting the
water hit me. I'm just I, I am relaxed and I
am chilling in there. I can't I take.
Super long shower. I can't tell you the last time I
relaxed. Yeah, yeah, it's been, it's been
(06:35):
a problem, actually. Friday I got off of work and
went home to work some more and then I worked through Saturday
and then through Sunday and I slept there 4 hours before I was
at work again on Monday. It's been a real problem.
(06:56):
So do, do you, do you prefer showers at home or do you like,
because we're, we're fitness people.
So if we like working out, do you shower at the gym a lot or
do you just wait till you get home?
I'll wait till I get home, OK? Yeah, yeah.
So at my job, I get I get an hour and a half break every,
excuse me, every day where I getto work out an hour and a half,
(07:18):
I have to change. I have to work out and I have to
shower and be back within that 90 minutes.
Yeah, so I typically don't take super long showers at work.
I will say though, right now it's getting hot.
The the AC is messed up at my job right now.
So it I hate showering at my gymright now, but it is where I
(07:38):
take the majority of my showers.I shower at home maybe once or
twice a week. It sucks, man.
I love showering at home so muchmore than I do at the gym.
But like all my showers are being taken.
We are scraping the bottom of the barrel for content.
We really are. We're we're sitting.
Here talking about showering. All right, well, well, let's
let's let's kind of get some more important stuff here.
Yeah, like I have questions for.You, you have questions for me?
(08:00):
Yeah, I do. Fucking Ask away.
Then, OK, well, we're going to start fairly tame.
OK? Would you rather fight a
chimpanzee onto the switchblade once a year, knowing that it
could show up anywhere at any time?
Or have your inner monologue be narrated by Gilbert Gottfried
forever? Yeah, the parrot from Aladdin.
(08:23):
I'll fight the chimpanzee with aswitchblade.
Yeah, and you don't get a switchblade, he gets the.
Switch. Oh, that's fine.
And it's completely fine you. Realize chimpanzees can like,
rip your face off without a switchbladder.
I've got. Beef with all monkeys.
Ever since that orangutan dude shut up in our dodgeball game,
I've got beef with all monkeys. Ripped your ass on that
dodgeball. Would you rather have to dirty
(08:45):
talk using only lions from BladeTrinity or sound like Squidward
every time you climax? That's why you has the shitters.
That's why off screen off recording, you ask me what's
your favorite? What the Wrecker Blade Trinity
(09:05):
is not my favorite Marvel movie.I just really, really like It's
just one of it's one of my favorites.
I know a lot of people hate thatmovie, but I love it
specifically for the one liners.So we're going to go with the
one liners. OK, we're going to go with the
blade Trinity. Dirty talk.
You like that, you horse helpingbitch?
Say my name you cock jiggling thundercunt.
(09:28):
All right, ready for the final question?
Oh, hit me. This is by far the most brutal.
Would you rather get rolled in by your dad while mid thrust or
walk in on your dad being peggedand have him wink at you and say
like riding a bike? OK, hold on.
Painted a picture on that secondone.
(09:50):
What was getting rolled by rewind?
Explain the first one to me again.
Yeah, would you rather get rolled in by your dad or rolled
in on by your dad while mid thrust?
Or would you rather walk in on your dad while he's getting
pegged? Oh so my dad like basically
walks in on me having sex. Yeah, because he can't walk, so
he. He said rolled.
My dad's walking. He's walking on his prosthetic
(10:12):
now, actually. So is he's driving and
everything too. Oh, OK, so maybe he could walk
in on you? He's hopping at the very least.
I don't mind that you can walk. I don't want to see my dad.
I've walked in all my parents enough as a child.
I don't want to see that as a grown, as a 30 year old man.
I do not want to walk in on my 5251 year old father.
(10:35):
Getting panged I. Did the wink in this good for
you, Dad? I guess I don't want to say it
though. I'll have him walk it on me.
I made sure to bring some heat with that last look.
Jesus, not the kind of heat we. Want Jesus fucking price.
(10:55):
I forget this. OK, Wesley, do we have an update
currently on the on the voting of?
Franken wrestler, I don't. We don't have any updates.
I haven't looked. Oh, that's fine.
If you're listening to this right now, go to the BS Brigade
and vote on who wins our FrankenWrestler match.
(11:17):
And if you're not a part of the BS Brigade, well, first of all,
fuck you. But second of all, just put put
it in the comments. Let's recap it real quick.
Do you have the notes for it? I do.
You do. I do.
You could have the notes, yes, Yes.
All right, you want to recap your Frank?
And no, I only recap mine because it's I like, I like, I
like revealing who has walked mylegs.
OK, because you stole. You stole in my hands.
There's. Still one of your hands.
Still. One you stole some heat from me
(11:38):
yeah, while you're. Recapping that, I'm going to run
and grab something, OK? So the point basically, for
those who don't know the point of Frank and Wessler's, we
constructed Frankenstein wrestlers using different body
parts from other wrestlers throughout the years.
And the idea is these two wrestlers are going to wrestle,
and we need you guys to decide who wins this wrestling match.
(11:58):
So my Franken wrestler starts with the torso of Jericho.
You can put that on a T-shirt somewhere.
I'm not going to tell you which version of Chris Jericho,
though. We're going to leave it a
mystery because there's so many.Wait, I have the right arm of
Scott Steiner and the left arm of Alexa Bliss.
I have the right leg of Zach Gowan, the one that remains, the
one he still has because it's been put in work.
(12:20):
And I have it's the early stronger.
And then I have the left leg of James Ellsworth because he
throws a mean super kick. But with the other one, I have
the hands of Brad Maddox for no reason at all.
None, none at all. I have the feet of Hornswoggle.
I have the pee pee of The Godfather, and then I have the
head of specifically 2006, 2007 Chris Benoit for No.
(12:45):
It's just very durable. Nothing's ever gone wrong up
there. Very durable.
And I've got the head of Triple H, specifically from 2001 to
2002. I have the torso of Kamala.
I have the right arm of Gilberg,the left arm of Brock Lesnar,
(13:05):
the right leg of Kevin Nash, theleft leg of Zach Gowen, the one
that did not remain he's. Just got to he uses it as a
Caden. He's Yep, I have the hands of
Mark Henry, the feet of Big Show, and the PP of Horns
Woggle, which I've heard is actually of legendary size.
(13:28):
Is it? I've heard?
Oh my goodness, is it bigger than the godfathers?
I've. Philly Gulf of this PP is the
size of horns well. Listen, they say evolution is a
mystery, but that thing's a mystery.
All right well, make sure you guys go to the BS brigade and
let us know we have a pull up vote on that poll.
But if you can't do that, put inthe comments section right now
(13:49):
of who wins this supreme can wrestler match yes all right, so
I'm going to talk a little bit alittle bit because let you do
your thing because you you look a little busy.
So I have been on a kick recently, a new kick.
There's no the the the this isn't something that I've newly
been into, but I have been on a Hunger Games kick for a couple
(14:14):
weeks now. So about a month ago, a month or
so ago, I came on here and told,you know, said I got a new book.
I got the new Hunger Games book,The Sunrise on the Reaping.
It's the story of the Hamish Hunger Games.
I have since now finished the book since the last time we
recorded. Not only have I finished the
book, I have started rereading the first Hunger Games book
(14:34):
because it is the book that mademe fall in love with reading.
I hated reading time in school until I read The Hunger Games.
It was the first book I read from start to finish on my own
without having to be told to read.
I love those books so much. It's been 13 years since I read
it, so I'm rereading that first one now after I just finished On
the Reaping. I have also gone back and
rewatched the first two Hunger Games movies.
(14:55):
I will rewatch Wesley's Naked for those of us listening right
now. Wesley Crane has his ass out
right now. It's very hairy.
I didn't know. I didn't know what he was doing
as I was talking and I turned around and there was there was
the Crane hole which was right there.
Jesus. Where are your underwear?
(15:18):
Why are you? Why?
Are you free balling right now? You know it's good you do that
because I know people are fucking bored.
This and you talk two things that people don't want to listen
(15:39):
to be talking to about movies and books, and that's why I do.
It and now they could do you talk about the crane.
Hole Oh, I don't even. What if we was talking about
Hunger Games anymore? I genuinely don't know.
Which of your? Questions to answer first, why?
(16:02):
How is naked? Why I'm not wearing underwear?
Well, if you answer if you answer why you weren't wearing
underwear, I think you'll that'll explain why you're
naked. I know why you're naked because
you're changing. But why are you?
Naked. Where's your draws?
So you ever wore socks too long and like your toe rubs a hole in
(16:25):
it? And yeah, you don't like having
a hole in your. Sock or Yeah, I had.
One pair of underwear and sometimes.
It'll just rub a hole right? Through it and then I, yeah.
So it's just there's just Air Jordan today.
Air Jordan did today, wherever the wind might take it.
(16:50):
Fucking guy did not expect to turn around just to see ass
cheeks out. It's like I've seen I've seen
you naked before. No, Diddy, it's not the first
time I've seen the crank. The crank well.
Fred and I'd expect to be like, Oh yeah, been re watching Hunger
(17:12):
Games recently. It's been a great what?
So much airs, much air. Oh God, I'm trying to get back
to Hunger Games. I'm going to keep this short and
sweet. You've seen the first couple
Hunger Games movies, right? You've seen all of them.
I haven't seen all of them. You haven't seen all of them.
Have you seen the first two? Yes.
(17:32):
What do you think of those movies?
They were fine films. They were fine films.
So I went back recently and I rewatched the the the 1st 2
movies last night and like I said, I read the books and I
think the first Hunger Games movie is the best book to film
adaptation. Not because it has everything
included. That's not the case.
It takes the best parts of the book and it condenses it into
(17:57):
this amazing movie. And the thing that the first
movie does so perfect is like, so we're all there to see The
Hunger Games, OK, Like when you watch The Hunger Games movie,
you're watching it to see the fucking games.
And the one, the one downside about the books is that they are
first person's perspective. So you don't get to see
(18:18):
everything that's happening in The Hunger Games, specifically
the bloodbaths, right? You, you hear about the
aftermath. This first movie does everything
so well because the idea about The Hunger Games is that like,
they're not supposed to be glorified.
They're, they're a terrible thing that's happening.
And that first movie, it does a really good job of showing you
(18:39):
everything that you're there to see, keep you excited to see the
games without glorifying them. And then I watched the second
movie and everything and I, I, that second movie is so much
better than I remember. I've always remember the second
movie being good, but it's so much better than I remember.
That's my that's my take on The Hunger Games.
I won't talk to you about about it too much, but.
Why is that second one like the one?
It's everything's bigger so thatthe first movie feels borderline
(19:03):
claustrophobic because you're stuck with Katniss the whole
time and you're stuck with Katniss in the second in the
first, in the second movie as well.
But like, it's, it's like you'retaking someone who out of their
comfort zone, who's lived in onearea their entire life.
They've never left anywhere. And they get to the you know,
and she gets the whole thing happens about her going to The
Hunger Games. She gets taken to the capital
(19:24):
and it feels like everything is so overwhelming because that's
all, everything's happening super fast.
There's all of a sudden there's cameras in her face.
There's this different kind of food that she's never even heard
of before. Who knows?
She can put in these outfits, and she's being sized up by
other people her size, you know,like these other kids.
And they're all there to just kill each other.
And when you get put into The Hunger Games, it's like when you
(19:45):
watch that movie, it's very shaky.
Yes. And it's to put you in into the
same field that Katniss is kind of in.
Very shaken up. Yeah.
You know, so nothing's very clear.
Whatever. When you get to the second one,
it's different now, especially because it's all victors.
The Hunger Games in the second movie is all previous Hunger
Game winners. So it's more polished, it's
(20:06):
bigger. Everything about this movie's
bigger and you get less shaky can too, because we've been here
before, we're not as shaken. And this at this point, kindness
is a different type of type of beast now.
Like she's a, she's a, she's a real fighter in this movie now.
So you get to see more of the ofthe action than a bloodbath and
just seeing all these more interesting characters, because
all these characters have one, they instantly have more depth
(20:28):
now than all the original side characters in the first movie.
So everything's just bigger. Everything's bigger.
Yeah. And that's my hungry ants
ramble. Previously on wrestling survivor
friendships and alliance ships don't survive the apple
(20:50):
collapse. The what?
The Apocalypse, the. Apocalypse.
It's the apocalypse, but with apples.
Apples ruined everything. In the last episode, Red
Chambers found almost a dozen apple cores into the personal
belongings of Tatum mayonnaise. Turns out Tatum don't eat these
apples. Turns out they were eaten and
(21:12):
planted by Jacob Lindsey, and itcreated a big deal.
All right, But it didn't blow upright away.
We got to a war challenge. Stormy Renee, one reward.
Covered herself in mud, filled her buckets up.
He took her two allies, Eddie Levon and Derrick James, with
her. But she got to take one more.
And who did she take? She took red.
She took Red Chambers, and whilethey were on this yacht, feeding
(21:34):
good, getting massages, having agood time, open bar, they were
able to flip red, convince him Justin needs the target here, we
need to get him out. He's running the show.
He's picking everybody apart. He's got to go.
And it was all in agreement. And then when Red Chambers came
back to the island, shit hit thefan.
Yeah, it did. Turns out Jacob Lindsey spilled
(21:54):
the beans to everybody because he's been beefing with Tatum
this whole time. Yep.
He doesn't like Tatum Manning, but he tried to bond over some
ham sandwiches. Didn't work out.
And. And then she hit the fan.
She got crazy and Justin Lee came with the bright idea.
Well, we got to put out Red Chambers.
Yep, he was like fuck that guy. He he's switching, he's.
What see him? Fuck that guy.
(22:15):
Red Chambers. Yeah, so he's switching on us.
We got to get him out of here. Jacob Lindsey, although was a
very good good in a good alliance with Justin Lee didn't
like that because the whole reason for this is he wants red
Chambers love. Yes, he wants the love of red
Chambers and he's fighting for it.
So getting him out of here doesn't do that.
No. So ended up being a swerve,
(22:37):
either being a swerve at tribal council and Justin Lee was voted
out. Goodbye, Justin.
Lee Yep, it was it. Was it was crazy, you know,
Justin Lee was expecting 4 on him, 5 on Tatum or red.
And then and then it just went crazy after after who who won
(22:58):
immunity? Forget who wanted Taylor Manning
want immunity because that was the idea, right?
So the idea was they want to getTatum out but then Tatum won
immunity so they couldn't get Tatum out.
So and the reason why Tatum won immunity is because Justin
thought Red was on his side the whole time, but when it came
down to Red and Tatum, Red just let Tatum win.
So that's when Justin leave cameup with a bright idea to get out
red chambers. So he thought it was going to be
(23:19):
4 on him, 5 on red and end up being 6 on Justin.
And he was like, what the fuck, guys?
What? He's like, I didn't pack my body
oil. I was so confident that I wasn't
going home. Broken Arrow be gone.
You Broken Arrow be damned. And gone and banned and broke
it. But he's not off the island.
He's not off the island. He's the first official member
of the jury. We said this last time, this is
(23:40):
where the game switches because you're now going to be voting
out people that your intern going to be asking to vote for
you to win this game. Yep, the $1,000,000 bullshit
basket is at stake. It's the number one.
It's the best prize in the worldthat you could ever ask for.
Everybody's fighting for this. So we have eight people left.
I'm going to quickly recap the 8survivors that we currently have
left. One of these people in real
(24:02):
life. We'll get a bullshit basket.
Yeah, we have Dalton Gray, Stormy Renee, Alex Royal, Eddie
Lemo, Red Chambers, Tatum Manning, Derrick James and Jacob
Lindsey, who had the nerve to call me after after the episode
(24:22):
premiered last Monday at about 6:00 or 7:00 at night, I get a
phone call from Jacob Lindsey. Jacob Lindsey's never called me
in his life. He calls me off the phone and he
says I need the fucking apples. I was like you.
I I don't believe. Him I don't believe.
Him either we we determined thathe ate the apples so so we said
(24:45):
it and for it was done. Yes, crisscross applesauce and
it was done praise, praise the mother.
I don't know, whatever the cold people say.
We. Said it, and so it was written.
Yes, Jacob Lindsey ate the apples in the stone.
And I was like. You ate the apples bro.
Sorry it was all you. You did it and and.
(25:07):
He wasn't happy about it. I got one bit I tried.
To tell him I. Was like, man, you, you
shouldn't have been fighting so hard for Rich Hammer's love.
And he's like, I'm going to win his love.
And I was like, so you admit it,you ate the apples.
So. But here we are.
How are things like at camp right now?
How are things back at camp life?
How do you feel? I think Alex is probably a
little worried. Yeah, do you?
(25:28):
Think he's going to be trying toform alliances with anything
else with anybody else right now?
Or you think he's just trying tokeep quiet and hide in the
background? Because originally it was it was
looking pretty bleak. It was looking like it was going
to be 6B3. But then Red Chambers flipped
this game on its head. Yeah.
So now we have an in an alliance.
Stormy Renee, Eddie Levon. No, he's yeah.
(25:49):
Eddie Levon, Tatum Manning, Red Chambers and Derek James.
So it's looking like a 5V3 rightnow.
With Dalton Gray. Alex Royal and Jacob Lindsey
kind of on the outs, but Jacob'skind of a part of that alliance
too, a little bit. Yeah, he's kind of he's he's on
the he's on team red. Yeah, he's on Team Red.
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Now first. But here's the here's.
The thing right at. Some point, Jacob's got to start
thinking about himself. He's got to start work.
Stop. Stop fighting for great chambers
love, because only one person isgoing to win this game.
Yeah. So how are things like right
now? Are things.
Being patched. Over I go with Tatum and Jacob.
I don't since they kind of came together for one vote.
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I don't think so, but you you think they they're doing it for
each other now. I I no I.
Think that Jacob is still gunning for freedom for Jake.
He's still gunning for Tatum still.
Yeah, I don't necessarily think that Tatum's on to Jacob yet as
far as like Jacob eating the apples, but Jacob.
Didn't fall him out, but he's, he's, yeah.
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He's pretty, he's pretty irritated.
They're called out. They got into that fight.
That argument at, at the tribal,at at back at home while Red and
everybody else is on the yacht. You know, Jacob put all.
That out there try to embarrass Red so.
He's he's pretty hot about that,but he doesn't suspect Jacob
coming for him. He's going to be very
interesting. Because they at the end of the
day, they ended up still voting together, yes, to get out Justin
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Lee. So let's just let's just get
right into it. We're going straight into
immunity. This immunity's challenge, it's
a very simple one. Kind of endurance.
Based a little bit. Basically.
All 8 tribe members will be in the ocean and out in the ocean
in front of this platform that they will initially stand on
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before the challenge starts. There's this kind of monkey bar
like rung set of rungs above theocean about two feet above the
ocean to the point where they can reach up and grab it.
OK, so once their hands grab on to to any rungs, they cannot let
go with both hands. They cannot let go.
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At all. They cannot take their head and
take it out from underneath these rungs.
The only thing they can try to do is try to fit their face in
between them. Because here's the thing, as the
day goes on the tide will rise and after a few hours the tide
will eventually rise above thesemonkey bar like grips.
So basically it's just last man standing or last man floating if
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you would say so it is going to get a little tiring pulling on
the whole time. Kicking your legs has certain
point is just going to be not anoption.
So how do you think? This goes Who do you think's
doing well? Who do you think's struggling?
I think. LeBlanc is a big man, but he
probably floats very well. He's probably very.
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Buoyant probably floats. Very well, I think.
Derek might struggle a little bit.
Just for lung. Capacity, lung capacity, yeah.
I think Jacob will probably. Struggle a little bit, OK.
I could see Jacob Kind. Of given up before the tide
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rises. Too hard, too far, too far high
enough. And he's like, it's not going to
deal with this today. Yeah.
I. Have I have a couple, a couple
things here. So when I'm looking at guys like
like Dalton, like Stormy and like Derrick James, who have a
thin face, yeah. So when the tide, when the tide
rises, eventually it gets to thepoint where water's kind of
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slopping above their face, but then it's slowing again.
Then higher than lower, they're kind of like trying to manage
their breaths. They can fit their face probably
more in between these bars, probably.
So that's. Kind of who I'm.
Looking at I don't see Alex doing well, no.
I do see Eddie Lavon kind of bowing out as soon as the tide
kind of gets a little too high for him when he's got.
Facial hair too, because that that way I have to stick into
his face hair. I have.
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I have who I think wins this challenge, but I want to hear
who you think first. I was thinking.
I. Think it's Stormy?
OK. Why do you think Stormy?
Derek with his. Lung capacity and I don't think
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is probably the splashing publicit's too.
Much for him, yeah. Dalton probably does fairly
well, but again with the mustache, that water's getting
that mustache and it's basically, you know, it's water
board do essentially it's true. I think, I think Dalton's just
got such a small body because he's still underdeveloped that
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he could probably fit his face higher about the tie than
anybody else through the bars. You know what you might?
Be right. You might be right.
But do you think that he can keep calm under that kind of
pressure? I think.
Him and Stormy probably, probably equally calm neck and
neck with, but I think because he's he's kind of on the younger
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side, he's like what, 18 now? Yeah.
I don't know, but I'm not I. Don't know, I had to hung around
Stormy and long enough to know how she does under pressure.
Damn, so it so. We're saying it's coming down to
Dalton store. I think comes down to Dalton.
And Stormy. Dolan might take.
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This I think I'm see that's. That's where I'm at, man.
I think Dalton takes this win. He might.
Take this one. Yeah, I think.
Dalton Grey wins this one. So Dalton Grey.
Always do. We are in agreement now.
Dalton Grey wins this one. Wow.
He's come a long way. 30 days ago he was being pimped out by
Mr. Nasty and now he wins immunity.
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Yes. All right, so off we go to
tribal council, man who who do we before we before we move on?
A lot of people are showing up right now.
So if you're hearing background noises, that's what's going on
right now. We got we got Titan equal Titans
gone now, but we got cake. Fucking fight to cappuccino.
Jones over here as well, listening in to Wrestling
Survivor. So Dalton Gray's immune.
(31:56):
He's immune from the vote. So we got Alice Royal, Stormy
Renee, Red Chambers, Tatum Manning, Jacob Lindsey, Derrick
James and Eddie Lavon. Who do you think is going home?
I think I don't think there's been too much try talk.
No, every, everybody's kind of no one trusts anyone right now.
I think Derek's probably. Hiding in the background, Yeah,
Not doing a whole lot. Yeah, I think right now with
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Royal being in direct link with,he's the easiest.
Target. Probably easiest target.
Is he a threat though? Because he hasn't.
He's not necessarily. A threat.
He hasn't won anything. He hasn't LED any charges.
He's kind of just been a vote togo along with whoever, right?
And and that's really. Like it's it's not that he's a
threat of any kind, it's just that he's an easy out, right.
(32:41):
Like at this point, it's just like, let's start getting
numbers out. Yeah.
And dwindling it down. And you know what?
I think that's. Kind of just where the vote
goes. Yeah.
I think maybe Alex World tries to go to Red and Tatum and
Jacob. Yeah.
And try to like be like, hey, guys, come on, old times, right?
And they're got, they've got their own issues to deal with
right now, right? So, but there is a crack in that
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thing. Can Alex exploit that crack with
Jacob and Tatum? You know, Alex.
Is a good talker, yes. So it's very possible that he
could I I don't think it would take.
Him too much to get Jacob No, because.
Alex. Doesn't like Tatum ETA right?
So I think we can get those two on Tatum.
Who else can he go to though? Is he able to pull in the
(33:26):
numbers to save his own ass? Or do you think it's just not
going to work? I don't know that it's going to.
Work, I think I. Think I agree with you.
I think Alex Royal kind of just bites the dust on this one.
Yeah. All right.
Goodbye, Alex. Royal, Alex.
Royal is no. Longer and try and wrestling
Survivor Alex. The tribe is spoken.
It's time for you to go. But now he and.
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Justin can be on jury together him and Justin or and.
Jury. They're together.
They're had Ponderosa having a great time.
Oh, I'm sorry. Eddie Labon's house.
Eddie Labon's house. Yeah, they're at Eddie Labon's
house eating unlimited Mac and cheese right now.
It's a great time for them over there.
It is. You ready to wrap this up?
I am ready to wrap. This right now, I think
everybody else is ready for us to wrap this up and they find
you. This will be the only time
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you'll ever hear me wrap it up. And that's what I'm doing right
now. That's where you can find me at
your mom's house. Wrapping it up, you can find me
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You can find me on YouTube at the Tommy Dean, but don't follow
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because episode. With all of that being said.
We will see you. All in the next one.
Did you know Seth the pimp goes around the locker?
Room smelling other people's farts?
That's bullshit. That's some.
It's human shit. It's human shit.
Welcome to BS with Tommy and WesW West.
Good morning. Good morning, ladies and
gentlemen. Welcome back to another episode
of BS with Tommy and and fuck. There you go.
Run it back this good my Good morning ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome back to another episode of BS with Tommy and Wes.
I'm Tommy. He's Wes, and together we make a
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whole brain cell. One, one whole brain cell.
Wesley Crane, how are you doing today?
I'm doing OK. Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm doing fine.
I'm crushing. Goals and crushing goals.
And and doing it without much. Thought man, the only thing I've
been crushing is my penis. Religiously.
Religiously. Very bored at home sometimes.
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Oh well, what's the crane? Here we are.
We are back on a Monday. On a Monday again for the second
week in a row. How are you?
How are you in? How?
How do you feel about these Mondays so far?
So far I don't. I don't.
I don't hate it. It's a good way.
To start the week, it is a good way.
Fresh and bullshittery. Best of Mondays are such a
bullshit. So why not have our bullshit
exactly. But here we are where you are
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currently at the TPWA training center.
Yep that's what. That's OK.
I was like, So what the fuck areyou saying?
We are, We're out there to pull off.
It's just Choctaw, you know, we're getting ready to do some
training. It is currently Tuesday for us.
So we're recording this. We we've just recorded 2 days
(01:33):
ago for us. But for you guys, it's been a
week. It's been a whole week, so I
apologize. This might be a little bit of a
shorter episode today and sayingthat in advance and there's
nothing wrong with that. Our first like 15 episodes, like
13 out of those 15 were like 25 to 30 minutes.
So this is we're just good. We're giving you a classic here
today. That's what I got to say it.
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What's the crane? What's drinking?
I am drinking the Rise fuel energy cherry limeade.
Dude, no way I'm drinking the sour punch Green apple rise.
You know what? And I drink.
I've got. To say this rise doesn't really
miss with the flavours, like there's a couple.
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I said OK, when I say there's a couple, I can only think of two
off RIP that I I think that theynailed the kool-aid flavour.
I'm just not a big fan of it. OK, I.
Can't tell you the last time I had a ring pop, so I can't
accurately detail whether or notthat's accurate or not.
(02:36):
However, there's sunny D flavorsspot fucking honest.
It tastes like sunny D this cherry lime made.
It's one of the only things thatI can individually pick out the
lime. OK, like they're they're doing
really well with the flavors andas far as their protein goes,
like I've had their cinnamon Toast crunch one fantastic and
(02:57):
I've had their cosmic brownie. I currently have their cosmic
brownie and it has the little cosmic brownie candies in it.
It's fucking. Delicious.
I also have some rice protein powder as well.
I've got the the Little Debbie Strawberry Shortcake flavour, is
it good? Oh yes.
I love it so much. I I'm a little bit of a
disagreement with you though when it comes to the energy
drinks. I think recently they've been
really good but I remember when I first started seeing rice
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energy drinks and I saw like 6 different flavours.
I bought all of them because I wanted to try them.
I just remembered one. Yeah, yeah.
So I remember liking the kool-aid 1.
Yep, the Ring Pop and the Sunny DI could not find a difference
between them. They just tasted like basic
energy drinks to me. And then there was the Baja one.
(03:40):
That's the one. I was like, oh, this is a little
rough. Yeah, it's a little rough.
It was a little rough. But when this one drops the sour
punch, I was like, that was really good.
Actually. Like that's the first like
really good one because though Ilike the Kool-aid one, it didn't
like stand out well. I I also feel like we should
clarify when we're talking aboutthe kool-aid one, we right now
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are talking about the standard fruit punch kool-aid, right?
Yeah, OK, because they now have a grape kool-aid flake.
They. Do I forgot about that one and.
It is really good. It does taste like.
Grape kool-aid. I will still say the only grape
thing that I so we talked about this was it I think in the last
one of the last two episodes I had AI was drinking the Wade a
Welch's great ghost. Yeah, and you had brought up
(04:23):
that it's kind of turned you on to other great flavor energy
drinks. It has See, I gave some a shot
afterwards. I went and got like a great
flavored C4. I wouldn't got the ultimate 1
and I wouldn't got the popsicle one as well.
I did not like either one of them.
So it's still just well, just great for me on the ghost side
of things. But that's what we're drinking
today. Ye Ye put in the comments right
(04:44):
now on this podcast. What are you drinking while you
listen to us? Do you have any recommendations?
Yes. I'll happily try new things.
I'm going to ignore them, but unless we will try, I will.
Happily try new things. But Wesley will try them.
And if there's 0 sugar you get brownie points.
If they're not 0. Sugar, I don't know what kind of
brownie maybe you get, you get. Clean points or not, brownie,
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you get Dick. You get absolute Dick, OK?
What's the Curry? What are you doing right now?
I am rolling. Keep.
Rolling around. You the let's get rolling,
rolling, rolling. All right.
What's been going on with you? We got things going on right now
at home, work, life. I'll be honest with you.
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Private time. I have no private time.
OK, I have 0 private time. Ask you a serious question here.
I need a serious answer, OK? Was the last time you did some
smashing? Are we talking like in actuality
or are we talking self smash? Some self smash.
When was the last? When was the last time you
cranked your love crown? What are we?
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We're going into May right now. Yeah.
Oh, God. I don't know.
Probably in the February. Yeah, man, I just, I haven't
really one. I haven't had a whole lot of
time and like when I jump in a shower is literally like jump in
get wet, throw the same soap on my hair, beard and body.
(06:12):
Oh good rinse it all off. My showers done in like 3 to 5.
Minutes. Oh dude, I'm in there for so
long. I'm in there for so long.
I am full on. Like when I shower I am full on.
Like leaned against the wall, head on my arm, just letting the
water hit me. I'm just I, I am relaxed and I
am chilling in there. I can't I take.
Super long shower. I can't tell you the last time I
relaxed. Yeah, yeah, it's been, it's been
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a problem, actually. Friday I got off of work and
went home to work some more and then I worked through Saturday
and then through Sunday and I slept there 4 hours before I was
at work again on Monday. It's been a real problem.
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So do, do you, do you prefer showers at home or do you like,
because we're, we're fitness people.
So if we like working out, do you shower at the gym a lot or
do you just wait till you get home?
I'll wait till I get home, OK? Yeah, yeah.
So at my job, I get I get an hour and a half break every,
excuse me, every day where I getto work out an hour and a half,
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I have to change. I have to work out and I have to
shower and be back within that 90 minutes.
Yeah, so I typically don't take super long showers at work.
I will say though, right now it's getting hot.
The the AC is messed up at my job right now.
So it I hate showering at my gymright now, but it is where I
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take the majority of my showers.I shower at home maybe once or
twice a week. It sucks, man.
I love showering at home so muchmore than I do at the gym.
But like all my showers are being taken.
We are scraping the bottom of the barrel for content.
We really are. We're we're sitting.
Here talking about showering. All right, well, well, let's
let's let's kind of get some more important stuff here.
Yeah, like I have questions for.You, you have questions for me?
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Yeah, I do. Fucking Ask away.
Then, OK, well, we're going to start fairly tame.
OK? Would you rather fight a
chimpanzee onto the switchblade once a year, knowing that it
could show up anywhere at any time?
Or have your inner monologue be narrated by Gilbert Gottfried
forever? Yeah, the parrot from Aladdin.
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I'll fight the chimpanzee with aswitchblade.
Yeah, and you don't get a switchblade, he gets the.
Switch. Oh, that's fine.
And it's completely fine you. Realize chimpanzees can like,
rip your face off without a switchbladder.
I've got. Beef with all monkeys.
Ever since that orangutan dude shut up in our dodgeball game,
I've got beef with all monkeys. Ripped your ass on that
dodgeball. Would you rather have to dirty
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talk using only lions from BladeTrinity or sound like Squidward
every time you climax? That's why you has the shitters.
That's why off screen off recording, you ask me what's
your favorite? What the Wrecker Blade Trinity
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is not my favorite Marvel movie.I just really, really like It's
just one of it's one of my favorites.
I know a lot of people hate thatmovie, but I love it
specifically for the one liners.So we're going to go with the
one liners. OK, we're going to go with the
blade Trinity. Dirty talk.
You like that, you horse helpingbitch?
Say my name you cock jiggling thundercunt.
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All right, ready for the final question?
Oh, hit me. This is by far the most brutal.
Would you rather get rolled in by your dad while mid thrust or
walk in on your dad being peggedand have him wink at you and say
like riding a bike? OK, hold on.
Painted a picture on that secondone.
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What was getting rolled by rewind?
Explain the first one to me again.
Yeah, would you rather get rolled in by your dad or rolled
in on by your dad while mid thrust?
Or would you rather walk in on your dad while he's getting
pegged? Oh so my dad like basically
walks in on me having sex. Yeah, because he can't walk, so
he. He said rolled.
My dad's walking. He's walking on his prosthetic
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now, actually. So is he's driving and
everything too. Oh, OK, so maybe he could walk
in on you? He's hopping at the very least.
I don't mind that you can walk. I don't want to see my dad.
I've walked in all my parents enough as a child.
I don't want to see that as a grown, as a 30 year old man.
I do not want to walk in on my 5251 year old father.
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Getting panged I. Did the wink in this good for
you, Dad? I guess I don't want to say it
though. I'll have him walk it on me.
I made sure to bring some heat with that last look.
Jesus, not the kind of heat we. Want Jesus fucking price.
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I forget this. OK, Wesley, do we have an update
currently on the on the voting of?
Franken wrestler, I don't. We don't have any updates.
I haven't looked. Oh, that's fine.
If you're listening to this right now, go to the BS Brigade
and vote on who wins our FrankenWrestler match.
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And if you're not a part of the BS Brigade, well, first of all,
fuck you. But second of all, just put put
it in the comments. Let's recap it real quick.
Do you have the notes for it? I do.
You do. I do.
You could have the notes, yes, Yes.
All right, you want to recap your Frank?
And no, I only recap mine because it's I like, I like, I
like revealing who has walked mylegs.
OK, because you stole. You stole in my hands.
There's. Still one of your hands.
Still. One you stole some heat from me
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yeah, while you're. Recapping that, I'm going to run
and grab something, OK? So the point basically, for
those who don't know the point of Frank and Wessler's, we
constructed Frankenstein wrestlers using different body
parts from other wrestlers throughout the years.
And the idea is these two wrestlers are going to wrestle,
and we need you guys to decide who wins this wrestling match.
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So my Franken wrestler starts with the torso of Jericho.
You can put that on a T-shirt somewhere.
I'm not going to tell you which version of Chris Jericho,
though. We're going to leave it a
mystery because there's so many.Wait, I have the right arm of
Scott Steiner and the left arm of Alexa Bliss.
I have the right leg of Zach Gowan, the one that remains, the
one he still has because it's been put in work.
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And I have it's the early stronger.
And then I have the left leg of James Ellsworth because he
throws a mean super kick. But with the other one, I have
the hands of Brad Maddox for no reason at all.
None, none at all. I have the feet of Hornswoggle.
I have the pee pee of The Godfather, and then I have the
head of specifically 2006, 2007 Chris Benoit for No.
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It's just very durable. Nothing's ever gone wrong up
there. Very durable.
And I've got the head of Triple H, specifically from 2001 to
2002. I have the torso of Kamala.
I have the right arm of Gilberg,the left arm of Brock Lesnar,
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the right leg of Kevin Nash, theleft leg of Zach Gowen, the one
that did not remain he's. Just got to he uses it as a
Caden. He's Yep, I have the hands of
Mark Henry, the feet of Big Show, and the PP of Horns
Woggle, which I've heard is actually of legendary size.
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Is it? I've heard?
Oh my goodness, is it bigger than the godfathers?
I've. Philly Gulf of this PP is the
size of horns well. Listen, they say evolution is a
mystery, but that thing's a mystery.
All right well, make sure you guys go to the BS brigade and
let us know we have a pull up vote on that poll.
But if you can't do that, put inthe comments section right now
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of who wins this supreme can wrestler match yes all right, so
I'm going to talk a little bit alittle bit because let you do
your thing because you you look a little busy.
So I have been on a kick recently, a new kick.
There's no the the the this isn't something that I've newly
been into, but I have been on a Hunger Games kick for a couple
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weeks now. So about a month ago, a month or
so ago, I came on here and told,you know, said I got a new book.
I got the new Hunger Games book,The Sunrise on the Reaping.
It's the story of the Hamish Hunger Games.
I have since now finished the book since the last time we
recorded. Not only have I finished the
book, I have started rereading the first Hunger Games book
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because it is the book that mademe fall in love with reading.
I hated reading time in school until I read The Hunger Games.
It was the first book I read from start to finish on my own
without having to be told to read.
I love those books so much. It's been 13 years since I read
it, so I'm rereading that first one now after I just finished On
the Reaping. I have also gone back and
rewatched the first two Hunger Games movies.
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I will rewatch Wesley's Naked for those of us listening right
now. Wesley Crane has his ass out
right now. It's very hairy.
I didn't know. I didn't know what he was doing
as I was talking and I turned around and there was there was
the Crane hole which was right there.
Jesus. Where are your underwear?
(15:18):
Why are you? Why?
Are you free balling right now? You know it's good you do that
because I know people are fucking bored.
This and you talk two things that people don't want to listen
(15:39):
to be talking to about movies and books, and that's why I do.
It and now they could do you talk about the crane.
Hole Oh, I don't even. What if we was talking about
Hunger Games anymore? I genuinely don't know.
Which of your? Questions to answer first, why?
(16:02):
How is naked? Why I'm not wearing underwear?
Well, if you answer if you answer why you weren't wearing
underwear, I think you'll that'll explain why you're
naked. I know why you're naked because
you're changing. But why are you?
Naked. Where's your draws?
So you ever wore socks too long and like your toe rubs a hole in
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it? And yeah, you don't like having
a hole in your. Sock or Yeah, I had.
One pair of underwear and sometimes.
It'll just rub a hole right? Through it and then I, yeah.
So it's just there's just Air Jordan today.
Air Jordan did today, wherever the wind might take it.
(16:50):
Fucking guy did not expect to turn around just to see ass
cheeks out. It's like I've seen I've seen
you naked before. No, Diddy, it's not the first
time I've seen the crank. The crank well.
Fred and I'd expect to be like, Oh yeah, been re watching Hunger
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Games recently. It's been a great what?
So much airs, much air. Oh God, I'm trying to get back
to Hunger Games. I'm going to keep this short and
sweet. You've seen the first couple
Hunger Games movies, right? You've seen all of them.
I haven't seen all of them. You haven't seen all of them.
Have you seen the first two? Yes.
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What do you think of those movies?
They were fine films. They were fine films.
So I went back recently and I rewatched the the the 1st 2
movies last night and like I said, I read the books and I
think the first Hunger Games movie is the best book to film
adaptation. Not because it has everything
included. That's not the case.
It takes the best parts of the book and it condenses it into
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this amazing movie. And the thing that the first
movie does so perfect is like, so we're all there to see The
Hunger Games, OK, Like when you watch The Hunger Games movie,
you're watching it to see the fucking games.
And the one, the one downside about the books is that they are
first person's perspective. So you don't get to see
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everything that's happening in The Hunger Games, specifically
the bloodbaths, right? You, you hear about the
aftermath. This first movie does everything
so well because the idea about The Hunger Games is that like,
they're not supposed to be glorified.
They're, they're a terrible thing that's happening.
And that first movie, it does a really good job of showing you
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everything that you're there to see, keep you excited to see the
games without glorifying them. And then I watched the second
movie and everything and I, I, that second movie is so much
better than I remember. I've always remember the second
movie being good, but it's so much better than I remember.
That's my that's my take on The Hunger Games.
I won't talk to you about about it too much, but.
Why is that second one like the one?
It's everything's bigger so thatthe first movie feels borderline
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claustrophobic because you're stuck with Katniss the whole
time and you're stuck with Katniss in the second in the
first, in the second movie as well.
But like, it's, it's like you'retaking someone who out of their
comfort zone, who's lived in onearea their entire life.
They've never left anywhere. And they get to the you know,
and she gets the whole thing happens about her going to The
Hunger Games. She gets taken to the capital
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and it feels like everything is so overwhelming because that's
all, everything's happening super fast.
There's all of a sudden there's cameras in her face.
There's this different kind of food that she's never even heard
of before. Who knows?
She can put in these outfits, and she's being sized up by
other people her size, you know,like these other kids.
And they're all there to just kill each other.
And when you get put into The Hunger Games, it's like when you
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watch that movie, it's very shaky.
Yes. And it's to put you in into the
same field that Katniss is kind of in.
Very shaken up. Yeah.
You know, so nothing's very clear.
Whatever. When you get to the second one,
it's different now, especially because it's all victors.
The Hunger Games in the second movie is all previous Hunger
Game winners. So it's more polished, it's
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bigger. Everything about this movie's
bigger and you get less shaky can too, because we've been here
before, we're not as shaken. And this at this point, kindness
is a different type of type of beast now.
Like she's a, she's a, she's a real fighter in this movie now.
So you get to see more of the ofthe action than a bloodbath and
just seeing all these more interesting characters, because
all these characters have one, they instantly have more depth
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now than all the original side characters in the first movie.
So everything's just bigger. Everything's bigger.
Yeah. And that's my hungry ants
ramble. Previously on wrestling survivor
friendships and alliance ships don't survive the apple
(20:50):
collapse. The what?
The Apocalypse, the. Apocalypse.
It's the apocalypse, but with apples.
Apples ruined everything. In the last episode, Red
Chambers found almost a dozen apple cores into the personal
belongings of Tatum mayonnaise. Turns out Tatum don't eat these
apples. Turns out they were eaten and
(21:12):
planted by Jacob Lindsey, and itcreated a big deal.
All right, But it didn't blow upright away.
We got to a war challenge. Stormy Renee, one reward.
Covered herself in mud, filled her buckets up.
He took her two allies, Eddie Levon and Derrick James, with
her. But she got to take one more.
And who did she take? She took red.
She took Red Chambers, and whilethey were on this yacht, feeding
(21:34):
good, getting massages, having agood time, open bar, they were
able to flip red, convince him Justin needs the target here, we
need to get him out. He's running the show.
He's picking everybody apart. He's got to go.
And it was all in agreement. And then when Red Chambers came
back to the island, shit hit thefan.
Yeah, it did. Turns out Jacob Lindsey spilled
(21:54):
the beans to everybody because he's been beefing with Tatum
this whole time. Yep.
He doesn't like Tatum Manning, but he tried to bond over some
ham sandwiches. Didn't work out.
And. And then she hit the fan.
She got crazy and Justin Lee came with the bright idea.
Well, we got to put out Red Chambers.
Yep, he was like fuck that guy. He he's switching, he's.
What see him? Fuck that guy.
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Red Chambers. Yeah, so he's switching on us.
We got to get him out of here. Jacob Lindsey, although was a
very good good in a good alliance with Justin Lee didn't
like that because the whole reason for this is he wants red
Chambers love. Yes, he wants the love of red
Chambers and he's fighting for it.
So getting him out of here doesn't do that.
No. So ended up being a swerve,
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either being a swerve at tribal council and Justin Lee was voted
out. Goodbye, Justin.
Lee Yep, it was it. Was it was crazy, you know,
Justin Lee was expecting 4 on him, 5 on Tatum or red.
And then and then it just went crazy after after who who won
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immunity? Forget who wanted Taylor Manning
want immunity because that was the idea, right?
So the idea was they want to getTatum out but then Tatum won
immunity so they couldn't get Tatum out.
So and the reason why Tatum won immunity is because Justin
thought Red was on his side the whole time, but when it came
down to Red and Tatum, Red just let Tatum win.
So that's when Justin leave cameup with a bright idea to get out
red chambers. So he thought it was going to be
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4 on him, 5 on red and end up being 6 on Justin.
And he was like, what the fuck, guys?
What? He's like, I didn't pack my body
oil. I was so confident that I wasn't
going home. Broken Arrow be gone.
You Broken Arrow be damned. And gone and banned and broke
it. But he's not off the island.
He's not off the island. He's the first official member
of the jury. We said this last time, this is
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where the game switches because you're now going to be voting
out people that your intern going to be asking to vote for
you to win this game. Yep, the $1,000,000 bullshit
basket is at stake. It's the number one.
It's the best prize in the worldthat you could ever ask for.
Everybody's fighting for this. So we have eight people left.
I'm going to quickly recap the 8survivors that we currently have
left. One of these people in real
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life. We'll get a bullshit basket.
Yeah, we have Dalton Gray, Stormy Renee, Alex Royal, Eddie
Lemo, Red Chambers, Tatum Manning, Derrick James and Jacob
Lindsey, who had the nerve to call me after after the episode
(24:22):
premiered last Monday at about 6:00 or 7:00 at night, I get a
phone call from Jacob Lindsey. Jacob Lindsey's never called me
in his life. He calls me off the phone and he
says I need the fucking apples. I was like you.
I I don't believe. Him I don't believe.
Him either we we determined thathe ate the apples so so we said
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it and for it was done. Yes, crisscross applesauce and
it was done praise, praise the mother.
I don't know, whatever the cold people say.
We. Said it, and so it was written.
Yes, Jacob Lindsey ate the apples in the stone.
And I was like. You ate the apples bro.
Sorry it was all you. You did it and and.
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He wasn't happy about it. I got one bit I tried.
To tell him I. Was like, man, you, you
shouldn't have been fighting so hard for Rich Hammer's love.
And he's like, I'm going to win his love.
And I was like, so you admit it,you ate the apples.
So. But here we are.
How are things like at camp right now?
How are things back at camp life?
How do you feel? I think Alex is probably a
little worried. Yeah, do you?
(25:28):
Think he's going to be trying toform alliances with anything
else with anybody else right now?
Or you think he's just trying tokeep quiet and hide in the
background? Because originally it was it was
looking pretty bleak. It was looking like it was going
to be 6B3. But then Red Chambers flipped
this game on its head. Yeah.
So now we have an in an alliance.
Stormy Renee, Eddie Levon. No, he's yeah.
(25:49):
Eddie Levon, Tatum Manning, Red Chambers and Derek James.
So it's looking like a 5V3 rightnow.
With Dalton Gray. Alex Royal and Jacob Lindsey
kind of on the outs, but Jacob'skind of a part of that alliance
too, a little bit. Yeah, he's kind of he's he's on
the he's on team red. Yeah, he's on Team Red.
(26:09):
Now first. But here's the here's.
The thing right at. Some point, Jacob's got to start
thinking about himself. He's got to start work.
Stop. Stop fighting for great chambers
love, because only one person isgoing to win this game.
Yeah. So how are things like right
now? Are things.
Being patched. Over I go with Tatum and Jacob.
I don't since they kind of came together for one vote.
(26:30):
I don't think so, but you you think they they're doing it for
each other now. I I no I.
Think that Jacob is still gunning for freedom for Jake.
He's still gunning for Tatum still.
Yeah, I don't necessarily think that Tatum's on to Jacob yet as
far as like Jacob eating the apples, but Jacob.
Didn't fall him out, but he's, he's, yeah.
(26:51):
He's pretty, he's pretty irritated.
They're called out. They got into that fight.
That argument at, at the tribal,at at back at home while Red and
everybody else is on the yacht. You know, Jacob put all.
That out there try to embarrass Red so.
He's he's pretty hot about that,but he doesn't suspect Jacob
coming for him. He's going to be very
interesting. Because they at the end of the
day, they ended up still voting together, yes, to get out Justin
(27:13):
Lee. So let's just let's just get
right into it. We're going straight into
immunity. This immunity's challenge, it's
a very simple one. Kind of endurance.
Based a little bit. Basically.
All 8 tribe members will be in the ocean and out in the ocean
in front of this platform that they will initially stand on
(27:34):
before the challenge starts. There's this kind of monkey bar
like rung set of rungs above theocean about two feet above the
ocean to the point where they can reach up and grab it.
OK, so once their hands grab on to to any rungs, they cannot let
go with both hands. They cannot let go.
(27:54):
At all. They cannot take their head and
take it out from underneath these rungs.
The only thing they can try to do is try to fit their face in
between them. Because here's the thing, as the
day goes on the tide will rise and after a few hours the tide
will eventually rise above thesemonkey bar like grips.
So basically it's just last man standing or last man floating if
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you would say so it is going to get a little tiring pulling on
the whole time. Kicking your legs has certain
point is just going to be not anoption.
So how do you think? This goes Who do you think's
doing well? Who do you think's struggling?
I think. LeBlanc is a big man, but he
probably floats very well. He's probably very.
(28:39):
Buoyant probably floats. Very well, I think.
Derek might struggle a little bit.
Just for lung. Capacity, lung capacity, yeah.
I think Jacob will probably. Struggle a little bit, OK.
I could see Jacob Kind. Of given up before the tide
(28:59):
rises. Too hard, too far, too far high
enough. And he's like, it's not going to
deal with this today. Yeah.
I. Have I have a couple, a couple
things here. So when I'm looking at guys like
like Dalton, like Stormy and like Derrick James, who have a
thin face, yeah. So when the tide, when the tide
rises, eventually it gets to thepoint where water's kind of
(29:19):
slopping above their face, but then it's slowing again.
Then higher than lower, they're kind of like trying to manage
their breaths. They can fit their face probably
more in between these bars, probably.
So that's. Kind of who I'm.
Looking at I don't see Alex doing well, no.
I do see Eddie Lavon kind of bowing out as soon as the tide
kind of gets a little too high for him when he's got.
Facial hair too, because that that way I have to stick into
his face hair. I have.
(29:44):
I have who I think wins this challenge, but I want to hear
who you think first. I was thinking.
I. Think it's Stormy?
OK. Why do you think Stormy?
Derek with his. Lung capacity and I don't think
(30:04):
is probably the splashing publicit's too.
Much for him, yeah. Dalton probably does fairly
well, but again with the mustache, that water's getting
that mustache and it's basically, you know, it's water
board do essentially it's true. I think, I think Dalton's just
got such a small body because he's still underdeveloped that
(30:26):
he could probably fit his face higher about the tie than
anybody else through the bars. You know what you might?
Be right. You might be right.
But do you think that he can keep calm under that kind of
pressure? I think.
Him and Stormy probably, probably equally calm neck and
neck with, but I think because he's he's kind of on the younger
(30:47):
side, he's like what, 18 now? Yeah.
I don't know, but I'm not I. Don't know, I had to hung around
Stormy and long enough to know how she does under pressure.
Damn, so it so. We're saying it's coming down to
Dalton store. I think comes down to Dalton.
And Stormy. Dolan might take.
(31:11):
This I think I'm see that's. That's where I'm at, man.
I think Dalton takes this win. He might.
Take this one. Yeah, I think.
Dalton Grey wins this one. So Dalton Grey.
Always do. We are in agreement now.
Dalton Grey wins this one. Wow.
He's come a long way. 30 days ago he was being pimped out by
Mr. Nasty and now he wins immunity.
(31:33):
Yes. All right, so off we go to
tribal council, man who who do we before we before we move on?
A lot of people are showing up right now.
So if you're hearing background noises, that's what's going on
right now. We got we got Titan equal Titans
gone now, but we got cake. Fucking fight to cappuccino.
Jones over here as well, listening in to Wrestling
Survivor. So Dalton Gray's immune.
(31:56):
He's immune from the vote. So we got Alice Royal, Stormy
Renee, Red Chambers, Tatum Manning, Jacob Lindsey, Derrick
James and Eddie Lavon. Who do you think is going home?
I think I don't think there's been too much try talk.
No, every, everybody's kind of no one trusts anyone right now.
I think Derek's probably. Hiding in the background, Yeah,
Not doing a whole lot. Yeah, I think right now with
(32:18):
Royal being in direct link with,he's the easiest.
Target. Probably easiest target.
Is he a threat though? Because he hasn't.
He's not necessarily. A threat.
He hasn't won anything. He hasn't LED any charges.
He's kind of just been a vote togo along with whoever, right?
And and that's really. Like it's it's not that he's a
threat of any kind, it's just that he's an easy out, right.
(32:41):
Like at this point, it's just like, let's start getting
numbers out. Yeah.
And dwindling it down. And you know what?
I think that's. Kind of just where the vote
goes. Yeah.
I think maybe Alex World tries to go to Red and Tatum and
Jacob. Yeah.
And try to like be like, hey, guys, come on, old times, right?
And they're got, they've got their own issues to deal with
right now, right? So, but there is a crack in that
(33:04):
thing. Can Alex exploit that crack with
Jacob and Tatum? You know, Alex.
Is a good talker, yes. So it's very possible that he
could I I don't think it would take.
Him too much to get Jacob No, because.
Alex. Doesn't like Tatum ETA right?
So I think we can get those two on Tatum.
Who else can he go to though? Is he able to pull in the
(33:26):
numbers to save his own ass? Or do you think it's just not
going to work? I don't know that it's going to.
Work, I think I. Think I agree with you.
I think Alex Royal kind of just bites the dust on this one.
Yeah. All right.
Goodbye, Alex. Royal, Alex.
Royal is no. Longer and try and wrestling
Survivor Alex. The tribe is spoken.
It's time for you to go. But now he and.
(33:47):
Justin can be on jury together him and Justin or and.
Jury. They're together.
They're had Ponderosa having a great time.
Oh, I'm sorry. Eddie Labon's house.
Eddie Labon's house. Yeah, they're at Eddie Labon's
house eating unlimited Mac and cheese right now.
It's a great time for them over there.
It is. You ready to wrap this up?
I am ready to wrap. This right now, I think
everybody else is ready for us to wrap this up and they find
you. This will be the only time
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