May 26, 2025 • 56 mins
In this episode of B.S. with Tommy and Wes, the boys are on another walk and talk poor attendance at an event, try ketchup flavored Doritos, & crack open TWO different flavors of the Cocaine Energy Drink - PLUS we come closer to the FINALE of Wrestling Survivor🔥
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(00:00):
Hey guys, before we get started,I just want to pop in and say
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Now on to the episode. Welcome, welcome, welcome.
(00:21):
To BS with Tommy and Wes. Good afternoon, good afternoon
and welcome on this beautiful Monday to another episode of BS
with Tommy and Wes. As always, I am Wesley Crane and
I am here with my Tommy. My Tommy.
(00:43):
I am your Tommy. There are loads of tommies out
there, but this one is yours. Yes.
So Tommy, have you been up to anything this week?
Loads of things. I've done so many things.
I mainly loads, right? Maybe I've done lots of loads,
(01:04):
OK, lots of loads. And by by loads, obviously I
mean sex, cuz I know what that is.
I know it's a thing. I know how it's done.
I don't, I don't know anything about sex.
You were just doing laundry loads.
I was I didn't really actually been doing a shit out of laundry
because they the inside of my children's closets got
(01:28):
enormously flooded due to our next door neighbors upstairs
bathtub overflowing. Fucking neighbors.
By fucking neighbors, dude, theylive in a duplex and I live in a
one floor, so like their bathroom is upstairs.
Used to stay in an apartment like that one.
Yeah, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
Yeah. So like their bathroom flooded
and it seeped into the walls. Like how how to explain like
(01:50):
paint to paint? Like there's like when you go to
my apartment, our washer and dryer is like right there and
then to the right is our kids bedroom.
And when you walk into the kids bedroom, to the left is their
closet. So like there's a wall
separating the closet and the washer and dryer area and the
wall itself got flooded like in between the walls.
(02:12):
So it's spread over to underneath my washer and dryer
and into my kids closet and it'skind of like it went on for like
almost two days straight. So it kind of seeped into their
actual bedroom too. So kind of working on getting
that fixed right now, you know. So I have done loads.
As you were talking about that II couldn't help but think about
the episode on SpongeBob SquarePants where they're
(02:34):
talking about the hash slinging slasher.
Slinging. Slasher and as Squidward as
warning SpongeBob. He's talking about how the walls
would ooze green ooze or whatever and they start doing.
He's like, oh wait, that always happens.
That always happens. I just for whatever reason, when
you're talking about your neighbors bath, their bathtub
(02:55):
flooding, that's all I could picture.
Well, we thought it was. We thought it was our damn
washer for a second because it was like a leak coming from the
washer area is what it sounded like.
But we couldn't find it. We heard the leak, but we
couldn't find it. That's because it was in the
walls. It was in the walls.
This is walls, man. It's in the walls.
What's going on with you, Wesley?
You know what, honestly, not a whole lot.
(03:18):
I went to, I went to Diamond State Wrestling.
You did over the weekend. I was in a multi man match that
included myself, Alexander Gold,the Magnificent Malaco
Laurentiis ex, and there was onemore and I'm drawing a blank on
his name. If he listens, forgive me
(03:40):
please, but match itself was nottoo bad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Match itself?
Not so bad. Nice turn out very bad.
I'm sorry, I I love Diamond State and maybe it was just an
off day, but I may or may not have taken someone with me and
(04:06):
and that individual counted the people.
Oh goodness, that showed up. Oh goodness.
And gave me an like an accurate number.
Oh, could you count them on all your fingers and toes?
Nope, I think I run out by 7. Oh, bud.
Oh, you couldn't use two hands? Nope.
That's crazy. Oh man, you guys need to go
(04:29):
support Diamond State Wrestling.It it was a it was a good show.
MASH was a lot of fun. There was a lot of high flying
action. It was it was a lot of cool
creative stuff. Between Maliko and myself.
I may or may not have gotten a little angry at him and cost him
his victory. Oh goodness.
But that's OK. I gave him a kiss on the
(04:51):
forehead. Oh, well, that probably makes up
for everything, yeah. I think that's that was my
mindset with it. Oh, definitely.
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So Tommy, I have decided that I'm just going to start bringing
you random things to try. So my wife was out today and
(05:34):
found some chips. Some chips, yes.
OK, These in particular chips are made by a very famous brand,
one Doritos. Fucking love Doritos.
Fucking love Doritos. So today I bring you tangy
ketchup flavored Doritos. What the fuck?
(05:55):
Why? I remember hearing about these
from my dad when we lived in Arkansas and I thought he was
fucking with me. Why?
Why is this a thing? I don't know, smell them?
What? Oh my God, I'm having
flashbacks. Dude Of of what?
Dude, so OK, I I little, little thing about me and that's not
(06:18):
super, you know, I guess surprising.
I grew up very dirt poor and I thought I've talked about it on
this podcast before that I've had a plenty, a plenty of fend
for yourself nights. Oh yeah.
Specifically, there was a good chunk where about, I want to say
12 years ago, 12 to 13 years ago, me and my family moved into
(06:43):
a house with no water and no power.
And it was like that for a month.
And so we couldn't, we and we were dirt poor.
We had no money, we had no food.So I would just scrounge up the
most random shit. One day, I, I, I, I ate this for
two weeks straight. It was I, I, I found a loaf of
(07:03):
bread and I would pinch up the pieces of bread and I would open
up one of those little 33 cent bags of Doritos and I would open
up fucking QuikTrip, little pockets of ketchup.
And that was my dinner for two weeks straight.
So, dude, all I'm missing is a loaf of bread.
All I'm missing is bread. And then it's just like home,
dude. All right, I'm going to give
(07:25):
these these a try here. Heck yeah that.
See this. It looks like a Nacho.
Cheese it. Well it.
Looks like a fucking spicy Nachocheese that would fly your ass
on fire. There's a lot of, there's a lot
of dust on that. There is.
All right, we're going to give ashot here.
Home. That's what That's a Dorito
(07:50):
dipped in ketchup. That's not soggy.
That's a Dorito in ketchup. That's good.
You like it? I like it.
That's good. I'm not going to eat all these
right now. I've already eaten a lot into
there but but I am going to finish this later.
So my wife found those at I believe Casey's.
(08:12):
OK so I remember my dad telling me about him.
I thought he was bold faced fucking lying to me.
Like he had seen something on social media that was fake and
he was just excited about it. OK.
It wasn't until today that we found out they are real indeed.
Indeed, they are real and Tommy loves them, and Tommy does love
them. I love broke food.
(08:34):
I love more people food. Dude I I was having a
conversation yesterday with a coworker of mine.
I think I told him I was like, no matter how much money I ever
make, no matter how rich or pooror broke or fucking wealthy I
am, I'll never be too good for ramen noodles.
No, ramen noodles are fantastic.And I'm not talking about like a
ramen bar kind of thing, like a ramen restaurant.
(08:54):
You're talking Maru Chan 38 centramen noodles.
Oh yeah, Top Ramen or margin, doesn't matter.
They're all the same to me. Like I love them both.
I'll never be too good for him. I had some yesterday for lunch.
It was delicious. Mixed up with some hot sauce, a
little bit of Lowry seasoning, salt.
We're going to go. It's delicious bro.
I. Hate to be that guy.
Oh, you're going to be that guy.I am going to be that.
(09:16):
Guy, don't be that guy. Don't do it.
But when I when I moved back to Oklahoma, I was eating a lot of
Marochan ramen noodles. OK.
There was a point where I stopped enjoying them.
I think I was just eating for the sake of eating.
So I decided to branch out and try to make different ramens.
Yeah, the first one I tried was a those ramen eaters out there.
(09:43):
If you I'm drawing a blank rightnow.
So if you know the name, never mind.
I got it. It's called.
Coochie Rye Ramen Place a Coochie Rye.
Coochie rye. So it's called Coochie rye
ramen. It's a Korean just like.
Discharge God. Damn it, I'm really dry.
(10:12):
So this in particular way of making ramen comes from Korea,
where you will put essentially aboiled egg over top and and then
border it with some sliced cheese.
OK. Kind of makes it like a creamy
cheesy ramen. Yeah, it's pretty damn good.
(10:33):
I eventually got burnt out on that and started to kind of play
with different ramen brands. OK, I found my favorite ramen.
Oh, did you? Yeah.
Tell me about it. It's.
Called and it's from a brand called Ming.
Is it Ming? What you say here?
Ming Sham. OK.
(10:54):
Ming sham I think. Don't think I've heard.
Of that one, I don't know, I just remember.
I just remember the packaging isblack.
Jesus, we're going to move on instantly.
Shin Ramyun. No, I was literally having that
conversation though, like the the appeal for ramen noodles for
me personally is the noodles. So I don't like going to ramen
(11:17):
places. Like I don't want like the extra
stuff. Like I don't mind like adding
some stuff to it. Like some, some, like you said,
an egg here and there. It's OK.
Some cheese is pretty good, but I don't like adding all these
different veggies and broad likeand all these different kind of
meats. I just just give me the give me
the noodles. Just give me the noodles.
Give me the noodles. Nong Shim nong Shim, nong Shim
(11:39):
Shin Ramyan. That sounds so racist.
But that that's my favorite 1 specifically black.
The reason? Because it's the racist.
The reason I say specifically black is because it comes with a
veggie packet and these veggies are like thick cut, fucking good
veggie. It's not like you're just
putting dust in there. OK?
(11:59):
It also does come with a seasoning packet and then I'll
usually throw an egg or two in there as well.
But it's so fucking good. I'm glad I'm.
Glad you you found one that tickles your.
It does. I'm trying.
We I am trying to actively get lost in these woods and we keep
somehow finding our way out. Yeah.
Yeah, we're going to. We're going to walk around.
(12:22):
Stop finding me world. Well, so after the tasting of
Doritos, yes. And talking about ramen noodles.
Yes, I believe. It is time.
Is it for everyone's favorite segment?
(12:42):
What's that called, Tommy? What's your drinking?
So, Wesley Crane, what are you drinking tonight?
Well, today, tonight. This sunset.
This this. Time in our life I'm going to be
drinking cocaine. Cocaine, specifically a sugar
(13:07):
free cocaine. I didn't.
Know you could drink. Cocaine I didn't know you could
drink. Sugar free cocaine.
So this is this is a drink I remember seeing when I was a
teenager and back then there wasonly two.
There was a red one and a blue one and they did not have
flavors. The red 1 was just spicy, the
(13:29):
blue one was not. Spicy cocaine energy drink.
Yes, that's that sounds. Awful.
No. So like, this drink got a lot of
Flack when it first came out. OK?
So much so that they had to put a warning on the side of the can
that says, and I'm going to readthis verbatim.
Hold on, I'm going to stop real quick, says this message is for
(13:51):
people who are too stupid to recognize the obvious.
This product does not contain the drug cocaine.
Duh. This product is not intended to
be an alternative to an illicit St. drug, and anyone who thinks
otherwise is an idiot. What's even the point then?
I was hoping that that bottle I threw would shatter on a tree so
(14:13):
you would hear it. Like I'd be like, what's the
point? But it didn't.
It did not shatter, damn it. So no, I have no drink.
This one in particular is calledIt's the Yellow One.
It's a sugar free cocaine pina colada flavor and but you just
said you don't have something todrink while I bring gifts.
(14:34):
You bring gifts. I brought to you a green sugar
free cocaine, watermelon, ice. Thank you, that Bonnie well piss
was getting to me. We can we can enjoy some
cocaine. I was still.
Drinking the same battle of pissfrom last episode.
Oh, that's a good, that's a goodcrack.
That's a good crack. That's a good crack.
(14:56):
It's got to be the cocaine drink.
It has a good crack in it. Holy shit, that's really good.
OK Oh my God. That is very good.
It's very good. That is much better than Black
Rifle. Holy shit, hold on a second.
I got to stop and sit down for asecond.
Stop, sit down. I am blown away.
I got to stop too. This is gonna make me cream
(15:19):
myself. I am blown away at how good this
drink tastes. Oh my God that's so good I just
preed. Try that you like pina colada.
Trade me. I do like pina coladas and
getting lost in the rain. Mine's better.
(15:41):
I like the pina colada, but mine's better.
See, I'm the other way around, but I think that's simply
because I've I just, I just hatewatermelon flavored things.
That's very good. That tastes like a that's like a
watermelon soda doesn't really taste so much like an energy
drink. It doesn't even say energy
drink. It says energy supplement.
(16:02):
Yeah, and I'm and I'm reading the back panel of it got 4G of
carbs, you got 90 milligrams of vitamin C, 5.1 milligrams of B,
614.4 micrograms of B12. There's.
A shit dog caffeine in this. You got 260 milligrams of
sodium, 19 milligrams of potassium.
(16:26):
You got taurine. You got 280 milligrams of
caffeine. This is a small.
Can this is a small can. It's it's the size of a normal
red. Bull, it's the size of my penis.
Before the dark times. I'm just so sorry.
Before the dark times. Before the dark times.
Yeah, mine's only got 3 carbs, so get fucked.
Yours has less carbs. I know it's damn.
(16:46):
I still think mine tastes better.
Well, I'm glad you like it, because I like mine Good.
Awesome. Well, I have two other flavors
that we can try as well. Sick.
Well, now that I've come to completion, shall we get
walking? In we shall.
Build up Welcome back to Week 3 of Walk Pod.
Hey, can we just talk about how I'm sitting on this bench and my
feet don't touch the ground? I'm just kind of kicking like a
small child? It's not.
(17:07):
Even a tall bench. It's not.
I'm just a short person. You're a short king.
I'm a short king. Don't you forget that the crown
is in my butt hole. The crate hole.
The crane hole. The crane roll around.
Oh my God. Oh my goodness, dude.
Oh. So, Tommy, do you have anything
(17:27):
else that you would like to speak about?
I mean. Before we get into the thing
that everybody wants to. Hear that?
Doesn't say that Everybody wantsto where you go.
We got to tease them. Yeah, we got to tickle their
balls before we jerk them off. Damn.
No, I don't really have shit. Well, I mean, I, I did start a
new program for my fitness. I guess I could talk a little
bit about that. I guess let's talk about that
for, for the two people that would give a shit about what I'm
(17:50):
doing physically. That's not banging their mom.
You sent me this guy named Seth Ferosi and I, he, he's a
bodybuilder. He's a, he's a, he's a ex
professional bodybuilder. We're going in circles now, by
the way. I don't know, everything is
starting to look the same. It's like that time when I got
high. That was very airy and wet.
(18:16):
Sounded like Godzilla. Wet and airy.
What was I talking about? Oh yeah.
So I started. I want basically the thing I
picked up from bodybuilders and their workouts.
They're specifically tailored for them to look a certain way.
Now, my fitness has always been like this double edged sword
thing. I've never really looked like I
(18:38):
was in the best shape. I've had times where I was in
good shape, like visually, but I've always worked out to a
point where I feel great. I always feel better than I
look. I've always had really good
cardio. I'm stronger than I ever have
been in my life. I think of the one thing that
I've lacked recently is agility,just because I'm getting older.
I'm in my 30s now so. But one thing I picked up from
(19:01):
bodybuilding recently is that they work out to look a very
specific way. So me being a pro wrestler, I
want to look a very specific way.
So I decided I'm going to start training like a bodybuilder and
let me tell it has been kicking my ass.
It's rough. Specifically the back day.
The back day and the chest day have both fucked me up now, not
(19:22):
because the the chest day wasn'thard, it was just a lot more
than I usually do. Yeah, but nothing in it was
hard. The back day is that it's not
only is it a lot more than I usually do, it's like double
what I usually do. And it's been fucking hard.
And I was telling you earlier off off, Mike, that I didn't.
Every every time I've done this back workout, about four hours
(19:43):
later my arm cramps into a fucking a Godzilla arm.
You get T Rex. Arms I get T Rex arms bro like
and it gets to the point where like the longer it stays like T
Rex the more it hurts. But it's also harder and harder
to UN T Rex so it's a little wiring.
But I do feel strong. I feel great physically.
(20:05):
So for this little pinched nerveI have in my back.
But other than that, I feel great physically.
It's just a reminder, I guess, that I need to stay hydrated
more, like better. I got to do a better job of
staying hydrated. So it's been a pretty good
reminder of that. If you're a pro wrestler also,
by the way, come buy a gym membership from me.
I'm desperate. Where you at?
(20:26):
I am at Genesis Health Clubs. And if you don't have a gym
membership and you're a pro wrestler, what the fuck are you
doing with your life? Come see me to buy an overpriced
gym membership. It's well worth it.
It is well worth it, at least I think it.
Might be overpriced, but it's. Well, it is.
It's definitely overpriced, but you know what, you get to work
out with me and that's what you all really want inside.
See me a sweaty and you could dothat on the weekends anyways, I
(20:48):
guess. Yeah, just walk in on me and
your mom. I'm going to make that a bit
full. Tommy will fuck your mom.
It's going to be on a T-shirt and two months from now.
Watch. Do you have anything else?
Is it getting a lot? You want me, You want me to
carry that that sack. No, I just had to get it off my
(21:08):
thumb. OK, I mean, I can carry the bag
for you too, but. Yeah, luckily the other thing is
just taped down to my ankle, so.Do you have anything else?
No, I don't think so. Previously on Wrestling
Survivor, the Final 5 has no room for cessations or Cajuns,
(21:32):
but not because of racism. I like it.
I don't, I don't, I don't like it.
I don't, I don't like it at all.Well, the last episode of
Wrestling Survivor things, things got a little, they get a
little tense, little little cutthroat, and people are
(21:54):
starting to turn on each other. Yep.
Derek James joined forces with Red Chambers, Taylor Manning and
grimy Dalton Gray. How's that bastard still in this
game? I have no clue.
He's gone through a crazy arc bythe.
Way. I think grimy also means
slippery. And Sticky and Steve determined
that on the last episode, but they kind of came together and
they broke up the three person alliance that was Derek, Stormy
(22:15):
and Eddie. So Derek did have to turn his
back on his partner. But I mean, those are the kind
of things you got to do in this game if you want to win.
And out of those three people, only one of them was thinking,
only one of us can win this game.
Yes. So we ended up saying goodbye to
a fan favorite and Nanny Levon, who finally gets to go home.
It's funny that when he goes home, there are like four other
people there who've already beeneliminated.
(22:37):
Whoa, just eating Mac and cheese.
Why are you guys in my house? He.
Just walks in and he's like, Oh yeah, it's way more people here
than they usually is. Not used to having this many
people here. Thank God.
And they're all eating his Mac and cheese.
They're all they're eating all of his Mac and cheese.
That's what he's upset about. Yeah, he's not upset.
That there are a lot of people in this house.
We are taking a detour. Not really.
(22:58):
It's just a little circle. Is it A little circle?
It is. But anyways, so that brings us
to the final five. We are now at the penultimate
episode, the. Penultimate.
Penultimate That's what I said and I don't set it.
We are down to Grimy Dalton Gray, Taylor Manning, Red
Chambers, Derrick James, and Stormy Renee.
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Little quick recap of the the the arc of Dalton Gray, who
started this off by getting pimped out.
Yes, he he, he was a borderline being sexually trafficked
borderline borderline. But then he ended up joining
forces with a strong alliance with Stormy Renee and a few
other people. And then he eventually turned on
that alliance because he realized the numbers were going
(23:42):
to be with him. So he joined forces with the
strength tried, which was then dismantled by Stormy Renee,
which put on ground in the outs he did, but he's been managing
to hold on. He won immunity two weeks in a
row basically when he needed it.The two times that he was on the
chalking block, he won. So he's played a pretty good
game too at this point, got to say.
The luck of the youth. The luck.
(24:04):
Of the youth. But that brings us to today.
How are how are things at camp right now?
How was Stormy reacting to DerekJames breaking up the alliance?
She's probably beside herself a little bit.
Yeah, she's she's probably not happy.
Sorry. I just noticed something.
Hello, world. This says caution snake habitat.
Oh, I don't like. That this area is home to snakes
(24:26):
I. Didn't know that.
Do you think that they know thatas well?
Where the hell I'm at? Oh, I don't know.
We've been purposely trying to get lost, Tiger.
I've been lost for like 20 minutes.
Oh, Jesus. I think if you go that way and
then you make a right somewhere,you'll probably find a way, find
those little poles and I think follow the the Red Arrows.
Oh, OK. Yep, I think so.
Got any good shots? No, no, no.
(24:47):
It's all the same shit. Green, green and more green.
I tried taking pictures of a bird but.
Fucking bird dude. Damn that bird.
It's all big circle, so if you just keep walking you'll
eventually find it OK. All right, you'll knock, my
brother. Do you think the snakes know
that that's a snake habitat? I don't think that snakes know
that they're actually even snakes.
(25:07):
I think, listen, this is going to give me cancel.
I think we should kill all snakes.
You think snakes think that they're puppies?
I think snakes think that they're gods and we should get
rid of them. I have killed many.
I don't like snakes. Listen, I am.
It's, I am. I am definitely afraid of
snakes. I was.
(25:28):
Until I got bit by 1:00 and thenI'm not so scared of them now
but I've killed several. So does that make me a God
Slayer? I.
Think it does. God Slayer Wesley Crane.
Doesn't make you a God Slayer because snakes aren't actually
gods, they just think that way. Makes you hypothetical God
sling. And what it makes you is a hero.
That's what it makes you. This is going to be a very
(25:49):
unpopular painting. I fucking hate snakes and I wish
they would all die. I.
I'm not a big fan of them, but I'm not scared of them.
Anymore, Oh, I want them to be extinct, which is brother.
I'm going to get a lot of heat for that, holy shit.
Anyways. Back to wrestling Survivor.
Back to wrestling Survivor. I think yeah, Stormy's Stormy's
probably a little upset. So so.
Here's the thing about Stormy. Stormy's been playing a really
(26:11):
good game, but I don't think she's necessarily been trying to
play a good. Game right.
And and by the way, I, I feel like I do need to clarify.
I don't think she's upset as in life.
She's pissed off that he did that.
No, no, no. I think she's upset because she
feels betrayed. Yep.
Well, I think, I think it's veryclear at this point, No, Now
that is this is this is every man for himself.
(26:33):
Yeah. Everyone's been playing for
themselves with an exception of 1 Tatum Manning, who I would say
he has not really made any big plays.
No, he's been kind of just like,fuck that guy.
Yeah, I'm going to vote for him.But everybody else, I think at
this point is safe to say it's, it's, it's fucking, it's all as
as, as the, the FATU would say it's all gas, No.
Brakes. All gas, no brakes, Yeah.
(26:54):
I can't do the thing. I'm not going to try.
Yabba dabba Doo. Yeah, that's what he says.
That's what that's that's what it is.
All right, so this brings us to our final reward challenge.
Oh. Shit, all right.
Let me pull up my notes, My notes, pull them up, pull them
up. I'm so unprofessional.
All right. Reward challenge.
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It's a bit of a long 1, so bear with me here.
I'll explain details if I need to.
Tribe members will each be shackled to a pole and the
center of like a 10 foot circumference circle that has
been traced with coconuts, right?
Kinky. To unlock themselves, there is a
three foot tall little plastic cylinder barely big enough for
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you to fit like part of your hand in, like you can dip your
fingertips in. OK, at the very bottom of this
cylinder is a key to unlock the shackles.
What they must do is use coconutwater to fill up this cylinder
to get the key out to unshackle themselves.
OK, so they take the coconuts, they have to break them up and
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then using the water that's in each coconut, free themselves
once they are freed at a quartermile into the woods, there are
two separate stations also a quarter mile away from each
other that have two coordinates.The coordinates are labeled
anywhere from South, north, southwest, E, any of those eight
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different coordinates, right? So they have to travel, run to
each two separate stations, which are like kind of
triangulated with the shore to be a like a quarter mile each,
right? OK.
Once they have both their coordinates, they will come back
to the starting circle that theywere in.
The starting circle has one label on it and it says N.
So they must use their coordinates, which are all
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different for all tribe members,by the way.
And they must dig about four feet into the sand to find a
chest, wherever those coordinates are within that
circle that was surrounded by coconuts.
So here's the kicker, right? This circle that was only traced
with the coconuts. So if they use a lot of
coconuts, they might not have the best idea of where the end
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of that circle is. Right.
So they got to try to remember that.
So and once they find their chest, dug it up, they will open
the chest and it will reveal a knife.
They will take that knife and they will cut a rope that is
attached to the same starting pool that will raise their
personal flag. Once the flag is raised, they
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win reward. Here's what they're playing for.
There are actually three rewards.
OK, but there is a kicker. There are WrestleMania tickets.
Cash to your front row seats. OK, there is a new car, let's
just call it some like 26 Toyotaor something, I don't know.
OK, And then the third reward isan advantage for the immunity
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challenge. But here's the kicker, they only
get to pick two and a three rewards.
OK, so they really have to thinkabout what they want.
Do they want to go home with luxuries or do they want a
chance to stay in this game a little bit longer?
So who do you think wins this challenge?
So starting off, they have to use the perimeter of their
circle to trace, or I mean, to break up open those coconuts to
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fill the cylinder, to get the key to unlock themselves.
Let's start with that. OK.
How do you think is taking advantage of that?
What do you think is thriving? I think Dalton's probably
thriving. You think so?
Yeah. Just a small man.
He's got to break open those coconuts.
Usually the best way to break itopen in these coconuts is to
smash them on a rock. That is true.
So let's say they also each havea one giant rock within their
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circle. To break open the coconuts, I
think Tatum's probably taking the lead.
OK, Red behind him. OK.
I think Derek's probably doing good.
Pretty well. Pretty well, yeah.
You're weak members as far as the coconuts go.
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Yeah. Stormy and Dalton.
Stormy and Dalton. As far as wait, what's the next
step? So once that once they are able
to fill this 3 foot tall cylinder, Yep, with coconut
water to unlock themselves, there are two stations into the
woods, OK, like kind of like ones this way and ones that way,
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OK, there are quarter mile into the woods and they're also a
quarter mile separate from each other.
They have to go to each station to get their own coordinates.
Basically everyone's coordinatesis slightly different.
So that way nobody can copy eachother.
OK. So basically they have to go run
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3/4 of a mile and remember the coordinates so they forget they
have to run back out. I don't know.
If any of these people are good with following directions.
OK. I mean, it's pretty much like
the run itself is not like superconfusing.
It's just like, all right, you're going to run this way.
Like it's just like a straight line that way, right, Then a
straight line that way and then a straight line back to shore.
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So that's not super confusing. It's just they got to run fast
because it is a race and they got to remember the two
coordinates. I think Red and Tatum are
probably heading this. All right.
I think Red loses footing on therunning, probably.
I don't think he's a fast runner.
I know he does. Do Rondo, he does have good
cardio, like he does run a lot. I don't think he's very fast.
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I think I think Derek pukes on the right, probably.
So you mentioned in the last episode Derek James has
surprisingly good cardio. Yeah, there's a there's a caveat
to that. I don't think he has great
cardio. I just think he's a machine that
will push himself to the limits.But once, once he stops, he
pukes everywhere. He pukes everywhere.
Derek James is a puker like so he he might once he he might run
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to that first station and then Sprint to the second station as
fast as he can and then probablypasses everybody, but then he
fucking has to vomit. So you think the strongest
contenders here are probably going to be Well, how are we
feeling that Stormy and Indulge are doing it?
I. Feel like they're pretty neck
and neck and I don't think that they're getting just super
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gassed. I think they lose time on the
coconuts. But they make for it, and they
make up for it in the run. Yeah, maybe in the run maybe.
I don't know if they necessarily, I don't think they
make up distance. They don't lose any more
distance. So they're just kind of staying
chill. Yeah, I do think that they are
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going to fall short when it comes to the digging, unless
these guys, these meatheads havetrouble remembering their
coordinates because usually you get, like, rope or something to
find an intersection. Yeah, this time you don't.
You kind of have to like use your foot to draw a line in the
sand. So let's try to trace your
coordinates. OK, So like, let me explain that
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a little bit more. So when they go to the first
station, they are given one coordinate, say it says like
Southwest. So when they come back, when
they get back to their area, what they're going to want to do
is like find that N spot, use that to navigate to where
Southwest will be, and then trace a line all the way across
the circle. And they need to do that with
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both coordinates and where the intersections meet.
As long as they're correct and as long as they traced well will
be where their chest is. OK, so so are we thinking Tatum
probably makes it back to the chest?
First, I think Tatum overall is just performing well because he
hasn't had to like waste a lot of energy and previous
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challenges. So, but when he gets to the the
sand, like I don't, I don't think he's going to have an
issue with any of the physical aspects of it.
When it gets to kind of like remembering, hey, that's where I
peed earlier. When he gets to like remembering
the coordinates, I think that's where he's going to lose some
time. Like maybe he starts digging a
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hole and he's like, was this really here or was it over
there? I think that's where he might
struggle a little bit, but not like a lot.
I don't think it's going to costhim necessarily the whole
challenge. I just think it gives everybody
else a chance to catch up. Yeah.
I think Derek is actually probably also ahead a lot as
well. I think he stops a puke, but I
don't think that necessarily slows him down.
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He just keeps going. He just keeps going at the heap
of puke. I think he gets to the digging
and he starts digging and instantly pukes in the hole.
Derek, you. Poor bastard.
So, but I think he, I will think, I think all the vomiting
is going to go to his head and he's not going to remember shit.
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He's going to be so turned around, he's like.
I think Derek's dug like four holes by the end of this and
they're all wrong. I do think Tatum probably edges
this one out though, but what doyou think?
I think you're probably right. The item is strong, he's fast,
and he doesn't forget a whole lot.
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Yeah, we, we both wrestled him. Yeah, he doesn't forget a whole
lot. He's never forgot a spot against
me. I think I forgot what I could
say, Mash. I do know there's of one
instance where he'd forgot a spot and he got chopped in the
mouth by ACH. So he's probably doing fairly
well. Yeah, that was a reminder to
never forget. Say it again.
He. He's he's taking this one.
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I. Think.
I think so too. I think Tatum wins immunity,
yeah. So.
Not immunity, it was reward. He wins reward so he has to pick
two of the three rewards. Front row WrestleMania tickets.
A new car in an advantage in thenext immunity challenge for this
episode. What?
Does Tatum drive? I don't know.
I don't know either. I don't think he needs a.
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Car but does he want a new one though?
I think Tatum would would take WrestleMania tickets rarely
enough. I think you probably would too.
Like, I'm not saying Taylor Manning is some kind of a type
of mark. No, he's not like a mark or
anything, but like. But hey, if somebody's like
these are free fucking front rowWrestleMania tickets.
One experience, yeah. Fuck yeah, yes, let's go.
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So he I think he goes with immunity and WrestleMania
tickets, OK. So he gets an advantage in in
the immunity challenge? Yep.
So we get back to camp. I don't think there's a like too
much extra talking going on. I think they're just kind of
waiting to see what happens at immunity.
So we get to the next immunity challenge where Taylor Manning
has an advantage that gets announced after the challenges
explained. So here's the challenge.
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It's a combination of all old challenges dumbed down a little
bit. So here we go.
Tribe members will compete in a collection of altered old
challenges. One person will be eliminated
after each challenge. So basically it's like little
mini challenges and they're races and it's like last person
to finish is eliminated. So the first challenge is the
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Seesaw fire Pit challenge. You remember that one?
Yep. They had to fill up their
buckets with water and keep a fire going long off the burner
rope. Yep.
Here's where it's altered. Obviously this is a little mini
version of it. There's no hole in the bucket
this time, that's draining water.
Also, instead of using a Flint, they have matches, and these are
smaller buckets as well. OK, so it's a little bit easier.
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So if you have to make a fire ina fire pit on one side of the
seesaw, that's all the way down,and then you have to raise that
fire by dumping water from the ocean into the barrel that's on
the other side of the seesaw that is all the way up, right?
Once the fire is raised all the way, it burns the rope.
Last person that finish is eliminated.
Here's the advantage. Tatum Manning gets to skip this
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challenge and go straight to thenext the next one.
OK, so the contestants for this one are stormy.
Ray, Derek. Derek and Dalton.
Yeah, I think. Derek's probably doing pretty
well. He's strong, he's strong.
Dalton's probably doing for. I think everybody's probably
doing fairly well in this one. Yeah, this one's a tight one.
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I don't think it comes down to who's who's got the most stamina
as far as like running back and forth from I.
Think it comes down to that, butit also comes down to who's
going to make their fire the fastest.
Just because you have matches doesn't necessarily mean that
the fire is a guarantee instant.Right.
Like I do think you still, like,you have to get the fire going
using my coconut husk, like, like sheds, right.
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Nice. Yeah.
And then you have to keep it going with oxygen long enough
for you to collect the branches to put in to keep the fire
going. And you have to create it like
it has to get bigger and bigger,like it has to grow.
Can just create like this littlefire has to be a good one.
Weirdly enough, I feel like Dalton's probably going to
making a fire. Yeah, I feel like, I feel like
we're, we are. We are like 3639 days into this.
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I think all these people should be able to make fire at this
point. But do you think that they can
keep it I Because once you find those people that can't.
Who do you think is pretending to fire?
Most at camp, probably. Dalton sitting there by himself,
He's chilling in his own fire. Wait.
His own fire. I think past him.
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I feel like Stormy's been doing a good job of maintaining fire.
Yeah. I don't know if she's
necessarily been the one starting the fires.
I think she's been the one maintaining it the most.
I think Red's been really good about making fires, like getting
them going, and he's been using Flint and stuff as well.
So I thought I don't think Nachos will be a problem for
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him. This is a real tough one.
Yeah. And I think we could, we might
have to like so for it. Maybe.
So let's. Who are who would you say are
the two people that stand out the most?
I think Derek does for sure. Derek does, and I think Stormy
does too. Derek and Stormy.
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So when it comes to Red and Dalton, tough.
You know, weirdly enough, I think this is the perfect thing
for Tatum because I think he would have lost here.
Yeah. Yeah.
I think Tim will not finish so. Pause, pause.
Peach, mango or mixed Berry. Oh, Peach mango, OK.
Then I will go make so. We're going to flip a coin for
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Dalton and Red because I can't necessarily decide.
I think they're both good at making fire.
I think they're both going to beequally as fast.
OK, I'm getting water, so I gotta hold on pause.
I gotta find I didn't prepare for this or good coin flip.
Hey Coin. Did you see what it was?
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Heads for red tails for Dalton head.
Oh, OK, so we'll see. Awful bigger because I shouldn't
have said that actually. So heads for red tails for
Dalton. We're flipping it now.
Red chambers wins. Oh, red Chambers moves on.
Red gets next. Is that red?
Red gets head, yes. That's the title of this
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episode. All right, so Dalton Gray's been
eliminated from this immunity challenge.
We move on. This is a call back to the very
first challenge. Do you remember what it was?
No. So people had to swell onto the
ocean. And.
Get all this stuff, come back and get all these puzzle pieces
and then dig a hole in or a log to climb under for two people to
go under to solve puzzle. So it's like that, but we're
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taking up the ocean aspect. So people have to dig a hole
underneath a log big enough for them to fit under and then solve
a puzzle on the other side. First three to finish when Tatum
is in this challenge officially.So it's Tatum versus Stormy
versus Red versus Derek, I thinkDalton.
Stormy and Red limited, bruh. Oh yeah, that's right, that's
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right. Tatum, Red, Stormy and Derek.
I think Stormy is doing really well.
I think she's got really strong legs so she's probably able to
just fucking move or. They get stuck into the lock
though. Think she digs a path big enough
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for her body thinner but then her like her legs get stuck.
Maybe, very possibly, things like we're calling her fat.
But she but is it? No, she's just got like, she's
got very strong legs. I I think, I think Derek wins
gets first in this one again, Derek's.
Super slender, so getting under the logs going to be a lot
easier for. Him, I think it'll be a lot
easier for him. I think Tatum's right behind
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him. Stormy and Red are both kind of
behind him. Yeah, Here, I can carry that.
But I'll carry. Hello.
Welcome to my mouth hole. So who's going to be better
during the puzzle aspect? They have to solve a puzzle.
It's about all pieces. Little little ones this time,
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though, not giant ones. Probably either Tatum or Red.
Stormy's really. Really intelligent.
I think she is intelligent when it comes to like in my brain
anyway, when it comes to solvinga puzzle, I'm almost thinking
about it in terms of putting together a wrestling match.
OK, I've seen both Tatum and Redtake clusterfucks of a match and
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then just like, figure all the puzzle pieces out right there.
OK. OK.
So I'm picking up what you're putting down.
Yeah, I think that they're probably doing really, really
well. Again, I think, I think there's
a situation where everybody doesreally good.
Yes, I think Derek wins again. OK, I'll go ahead and give you
Tatum for a second. Not because I think he was
better at the puzzles than anybody else.
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I think it's just cuz he finished the long part before
Red and Stormy, right? And I think we coin flip for Red
and Stormy. OK, Sophie, if you hold that a
second, I'll. Hold that.
I'll hold the mouth. We're so professional.
We are. So professional, how we do this
All right. Red for head, tail for Stormy.
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Yes, tails. Red Chambers eliminated Stormy.
Stormy wins me today. Stormy final 3.
Here we go. The third challenge is the ocean
obstacle course from last week'sepisode.
They literally just have to get to the finish, right?
Yeah. So it's the first two people.
They have to swim out to the ocean and to the same obstacle
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course. It's still there, and they have
to bake. It's like a balance obstacle
course. We already determined all this,
right? So they have to get to the end
of that, I think. I think this is actually pretty
clear. I think Tatum loses this one.
Yeah, I don't think he's able tokeep up.
I think, I think, I think Derek gets to the swimming vomits and
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then he just powers through likethe the obstacle course aspect.
And I think Stormy falls behind a little bit.
Tatum probably beats her to the obstacle course, but I think
he's he's having a hard time. He's probably falling a little
bit. Yeah.
And Stormy never falls. I think she's nimble.
Yeah. So here we go, Derek versus
Stormy. Here's the thing.
They are on the end of the obstacle course, right?
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But this time, instead of like little sacks of like puzzle
pieces, there's a pole. You remember the pole hold?
Yep. We had to hold on to the top of
a 30 foot pole. Yeah.
There's a pole stick out of the water about 10 feet.
They they have to jump back intothe water, climb this ladder to
get to the top of their pole. The ladders get removed and they
have to hold on to the pole. Now they're fatigued, they're
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tired and they're soaking wet this time.
So it's whoever holds on to thispole ball, I guess.
Oh, between Derek and Stormy? Between Derek and Stormy, I
think Derek's got her. You think so?
Yeah, she's got strong legs. She's got strong legs, but man,
his arms and his shoulders. This came down to Dalton and
somebody else when they did it. I think it was Dalton and Derek.
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I think so, I think. Stormy was in 3rd, like third or
fourth. She did pretty well.
Now they're soaking wet. Derek is puked.
He has puked, so he may be a little bit too fatigued to hold
on. He's been a little.
Fatigued. And Stormy's got strong legs.
Stormy's got strong legs. So I think this is a closer
match than we than we think. Stormy's probably got it just
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because she can switch between her legs and her arms and it's
not super taxing as far as like Derek probably doesn't have a
lot of strength in his legs. I know he's got like a little
bit because he's, you know, he'sDerek James.
He's got really strong. Arms though, but he's got.
Really strong arms. I think, like, I think it's the
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same situation where like if Derek starts to slip, he can
hold on. If Stormy starts to slip, she's
going all the way. Yeah.
Like once her legs give out, shehas nothing left.
I think once Derek legs goes out, he still has his arms.
But can his arms out last her legs?
I don't know. I don't know either get the
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trusted. Coin the coin.
There's a lot of flipping going on.
These are really close challenges though.
I think these are all really close challenges.
Yeah, yeah. This is a very important
immunity. Anybody could be going home,
yeah. So everybody's a little extra
motivated, I'd say. I'd say so, yeah.
Especially Stormy since her alliance has been broken up.
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She's going against the guy thatbetrayed her, by the way, so
maybe that's added a little bit more fuel to the fire.
It could be. So I mean.
She's got, she's got a little bit of something to prove.
She's. Going I think she's got
something to prove. And with all the vomit, you know
what? I think Stormy takes.
I think Stormy takes it as well.I was kind of, I was kind of
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agreeing with you a little bit at first on Derek, but I wanted
to debate a little bit. But I think I just debated
myself into changing my mind. Oh, man, Like not only does she
have the the strength in her legs, and I know Derek's got the
strength in his arms, but she's also got that thing to prove to
him where it was like, motherfucker, you broke the.
Alliance and he's been very sickExactly.
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So he's been vomiting non-stop for the last like 2 days, right?
So I think Stormy does win this challenge and wins immunity
which is huge. It was just huge because she is
Red Chamber's biggest like opposition right now, right?
So that creates interesting concept because this is the
second time now the Stormy's wonimmunity in a row.
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So we go to tribal council. Is there any alliances that are
still sticking together right now?
I don't like Is Tatum and Red still sticking together?
I think they're civil with each other, but I don't necessarily
think that they're sticking together in an alliance aspect.
They haven't had any beef with each other this whole time.
They all say that. No, Like they've been true to
each other. Yeah.
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Like they have had each other. Like Red has always had Tatum's
back throughout all of this. And I think Red has played a
better game than Tatum, obviously.
I think so, yeah. So I do, I do think that he
doesn't mind keeping Tatum around because he can beat
Tatum, right? So I think as everybody's
thinking about who they can beat, so that's when they want
to build alliances with the top contenders are Stormy Red and
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Dalton, I'd say. So those are each other's
biggest competitions. So I think Tatum will continue
to roll with Red. I think Derek's finally starting
to think more game. So who did he think he could
beat in the final? He thinks he can beat Tatum.
So he obviously wants to keep Tatum.
Who does he think he will lose against?
I think he thinks he will lose to Red, Yeah.
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I think he he thinks he can beatDalton.
Not sure. But where does he, where does he
look at Stormy? Like how does he, how does he
see? Her doesn't matter, she's
immune. You're right.
I think Stormy's targeting Red. Derek did side with Red for that
last vote, but if he's really starting to think game, he's
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thinking the Red's his biggest opposition.
Tatum and red are still tight, Ithink in terms of like how
they're going to vote at least. So I think Stormy and Derek like
come together like he probably would have voted for Stormy, but
she's immune. So I think he goes to her and
apologizes and re patches thingsand they vote for red.
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I think red and Tatum, I don't think they can vote for Dalton
because he's got another chopping blocks on him.
So I think they have to vote forDerek.
I, I think Red knows he has to vote for Derek, because if he
votes for Dalton, then Dalton's just going to vote for him,
right? Although nobody knows who
they're voting for, but he's gotto know the numbers are on him.
Sure, he's got to tie the vote. He's got to be able to like,
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look around and see what's goingon.
He. He's got to know that if he goes
for Dalton, even some kind of scam, like like at most it'll be
a pie. So I think they have to go for
Derek. So who does Dalton vote for?
Dalton's the swing vote. He.
He went from being the number one guy in the chopping block to
being the swing vote. So him and Tatum have been tight
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for a while, right? They've been tight for a while.
Does that still stand? Does he try to get word of
Derrick like I? Don't know.
Does he does he finally start thinking for himself and get rid
of red or they do they get rid of potentially the biggest
physical threat? Because I do think Derek is the
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physical threat. He is the biggest the physical.
Threat, I think. I mean, Derek is, yes.
I think he's just, he lost. He lost today because he was
sick. But I think when it comes to
like those standard, just like stamina challenges, he he, he's
really hard to beat. OK.
And the last challenge is alwayssome sort of stamina challenge
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most of time, at least in these earlier seasons.
We just sat down at a bench. It's really nice out here.
We did. So it's really, really just
comes down to who does Dalton vote for?
Both of them got to pitch their cases.
Yeah. Stormy and Dalton.
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Stormy and Derek go to Dalton. Stormy doesn't like Dalton,
right? But I don't know.
She's probably got to try to do something.
They got to convince him Red's going to win this whole thing.
Red Cells pitches the same thing, but reversed.
Stormy's going to win this wholething.
Derek's also the but we can't vote for her tonight.
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Derek's the biggest physical threat and their alliance back
up again. Red, Tatum and Jacob pulled
Dalton into their alliance when Stormy, Eddie, Derek and Dalton
were on the. Outs.
Yeah. Does that weigh into his
decision? I think that he probably goes
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for Derek just for the simple fact of like Dalton, Red and
Tatum all come from the same place.
Yes. They did pull Dalton into their
alliance when the chips were down, yes.
So I think he has some allegiance to them.
OK, as people not necessarily even in talking about game or
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alliances, but just as people hehas he he's drawn to them more.
So I think he's just naturally going to vote there.
I'll also point out that both times that Dalton won immunity,
his last person eliminated before him was Derek.
It's like it was always Derek and him.
They're always the final 2. So man, OK, Derek, James, he's
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eliminated. Yep, he's gone.
He's gone. Goodbye, Derek.
You can go home and get. You can go Eddie Lavon's house
and get high now. Yeah, he's probably so like,
relieved, actually. Think about that.
Yeah, tons of weed and Mac and cheese.
And he's been vomiting a lot. He's so sick.
He's probably, he's probably like.
Over it now, but I thank God. Thank God like I was going to
give up but thank Jesus Christ Iam gone now.
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That brings us bro to the final four.
Next week will be the last episode.
There will be 3 tribal councils.Next week's episode 3 Trace
Tatum Manning Tatum Manning. Red Chambers and Stormy.
Stormy, Renee and Dalton. Gray final four.
Final four. Holy shit.
No more reward challenges. Straight immunity from here on
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out. Brother, brother, it's going to
be nuts. Oh man, TuneIn next.
Week for the finale of WrestlingSurvivor.
So Tommy, where can the people find you?
It's. Nowhere I don't.
Exist. You don't exist.
I don't exist. I am nowhere.
I am. Everywhere at the same time.
I am beyond. You could find me on social
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medias at the Tommy Dean Pro or the Tommy Dean 32.
You can get yourself Tommy Dean individual merch at WWW.
Shot dot dot the fuck? There you go.
That's the website, www.thetommydeanshop.bigcartel.com.
You can find me still at your mom's house having round 7 right
now. I'll tell you what, it's great.
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I'll probably be at WFC for the Ryder Cup, at least on one of
those nights, probably night two.
OK, whenever that is. Right on.
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And with all of that being said,you'll hear us on the next one.
I can't believe you took out my piss segment last week.
I did. That's bullshit.
It is bullshit. Next week on Wrestling Survivor
Freedom and Bread are fucking adults migrated in the trees
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with the monkeys. The monkeys.
Are also his pimps. We don't agree, Wesley.
There's no way. There's no way how many
marshmallows put up red chambersass.
No, there's no way Justin would vote for Storm.
But you're wrong. Let it out, Let it out.
Let. It out, let it out.
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Now on to the episode. Welcome, welcome, welcome.
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To BS with Tommy and Wes. Good afternoon, good afternoon
and welcome on this beautiful Monday to another episode of BS
with Tommy and Wes. As always, I am Wesley Crane and
I am here with my Tommy. My Tommy.
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I am your Tommy. There are loads of tommies out
there, but this one is yours. Yes.
So Tommy, have you been up to anything this week?
Loads of things. I've done so many things.
I mainly loads, right? Maybe I've done lots of loads,
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OK, lots of loads. And by by loads, obviously I
mean sex, cuz I know what that is.
I know it's a thing. I know how it's done.
I don't, I don't know anything about sex.
You were just doing laundry loads.
I was I didn't really actually been doing a shit out of laundry
because they the inside of my children's closets got
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enormously flooded due to our next door neighbors upstairs
bathtub overflowing. Fucking neighbors.
By fucking neighbors, dude, theylive in a duplex and I live in a
one floor, so like their bathroom is upstairs.
Used to stay in an apartment like that one.
Yeah, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
Yeah. So like their bathroom flooded
and it seeped into the walls. Like how how to explain like
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paint to paint? Like there's like when you go to
my apartment, our washer and dryer is like right there and
then to the right is our kids bedroom.
And when you walk into the kids bedroom, to the left is their
closet. So like there's a wall
separating the closet and the washer and dryer area and the
wall itself got flooded like in between the walls.
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So it's spread over to underneath my washer and dryer
and into my kids closet and it'skind of like it went on for like
almost two days straight. So it kind of seeped into their
actual bedroom too. So kind of working on getting
that fixed right now, you know. So I have done loads.
As you were talking about that II couldn't help but think about
the episode on SpongeBob SquarePants where they're
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talking about the hash slinging slasher.
Slinging. Slasher and as Squidward as
warning SpongeBob. He's talking about how the walls
would ooze green ooze or whatever and they start doing.
He's like, oh wait, that always happens.
That always happens. I just for whatever reason, when
you're talking about your neighbors bath, their bathtub
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flooding, that's all I could picture.
Well, we thought it was. We thought it was our damn
washer for a second because it was like a leak coming from the
washer area is what it sounded like.
But we couldn't find it. We heard the leak, but we
couldn't find it. That's because it was in the
walls. It was in the walls.
This is walls, man. It's in the walls.
What's going on with you, Wesley?
You know what, honestly, not a whole lot.
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I went to, I went to Diamond State Wrestling.
You did over the weekend. I was in a multi man match that
included myself, Alexander Gold,the Magnificent Malaco
Laurentiis ex, and there was onemore and I'm drawing a blank on
his name. If he listens, forgive me
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please, but match itself was nottoo bad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Match itself?
Not so bad. Nice turn out very bad.
I'm sorry, I I love Diamond State and maybe it was just an
off day, but I may or may not have taken someone with me and
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and that individual counted the people.
Oh goodness, that showed up. Oh goodness.
And gave me an like an accurate number.
Oh, could you count them on all your fingers and toes?
Nope, I think I run out by 7. Oh, bud.
Oh, you couldn't use two hands? Nope.
That's crazy. Oh man, you guys need to go
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support Diamond State Wrestling.It it was a it was a good show.
MASH was a lot of fun. There was a lot of high flying
action. It was it was a lot of cool
creative stuff. Between Maliko and myself.
I may or may not have gotten a little angry at him and cost him
his victory. Oh goodness.
But that's OK. I gave him a kiss on the
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forehead. Oh, well, that probably makes up
for everything, yeah. I think that's that was my
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So Tommy, I have decided that I'm just going to start bringing
you random things to try. So my wife was out today and
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found some chips. Some chips, yes.
OK, These in particular chips are made by a very famous brand,
one Doritos. Fucking love Doritos.
Fucking love Doritos. So today I bring you tangy
ketchup flavored Doritos. What the fuck?
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Why? I remember hearing about these
from my dad when we lived in Arkansas and I thought he was
fucking with me. Why?
Why is this a thing? I don't know, smell them?
What? Oh my God, I'm having
flashbacks. Dude Of of what?
Dude, so OK, I I little, little thing about me and that's not
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super, you know, I guess surprising.
I grew up very dirt poor and I thought I've talked about it on
this podcast before that I've had a plenty, a plenty of fend
for yourself nights. Oh yeah.
Specifically, there was a good chunk where about, I want to say
12 years ago, 12 to 13 years ago, me and my family moved into
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a house with no water and no power.
And it was like that for a month.
And so we couldn't, we and we were dirt poor.
We had no money, we had no food.So I would just scrounge up the
most random shit. One day, I, I, I, I ate this for
two weeks straight. It was I, I, I found a loaf of
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bread and I would pinch up the pieces of bread and I would open
up one of those little 33 cent bags of Doritos and I would open
up fucking QuikTrip, little pockets of ketchup.
And that was my dinner for two weeks straight.
So, dude, all I'm missing is a loaf of bread.
All I'm missing is bread. And then it's just like home,
dude. All right, I'm going to give
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these these a try here. Heck yeah that.
See this. It looks like a Nacho.
Cheese it. Well it.
Looks like a fucking spicy Nachocheese that would fly your ass
on fire. There's a lot of, there's a lot
of dust on that. There is.
All right, we're going to give ashot here.
Home. That's what That's a Dorito
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dipped in ketchup. That's not soggy.
That's a Dorito in ketchup. That's good.
You like it? I like it.
That's good. I'm not going to eat all these
right now. I've already eaten a lot into
there but but I am going to finish this later.
So my wife found those at I believe Casey's.
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OK so I remember my dad telling me about him.
I thought he was bold faced fucking lying to me.
Like he had seen something on social media that was fake and
he was just excited about it. OK.
It wasn't until today that we found out they are real indeed.
Indeed, they are real and Tommy loves them, and Tommy does love
them. I love broke food.
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I love more people food. Dude I I was having a
conversation yesterday with a coworker of mine.
I think I told him I was like, no matter how much money I ever
make, no matter how rich or pooror broke or fucking wealthy I
am, I'll never be too good for ramen noodles.
No, ramen noodles are fantastic.And I'm not talking about like a
ramen bar kind of thing, like a ramen restaurant.
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You're talking Maru Chan 38 centramen noodles.
Oh yeah, Top Ramen or margin, doesn't matter.
They're all the same to me. Like I love them both.
I'll never be too good for him. I had some yesterday for lunch.
It was delicious. Mixed up with some hot sauce, a
little bit of Lowry seasoning, salt.
We're going to go. It's delicious bro.
I. Hate to be that guy.
Oh, you're going to be that guy.I am going to be that.
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Guy, don't be that guy. Don't do it.
But when I when I moved back to Oklahoma, I was eating a lot of
Marochan ramen noodles. OK.
There was a point where I stopped enjoying them.
I think I was just eating for the sake of eating.
So I decided to branch out and try to make different ramens.
Yeah, the first one I tried was a those ramen eaters out there.
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If you I'm drawing a blank rightnow.
So if you know the name, never mind.
I got it. It's called.
Coochie Rye Ramen Place a Coochie Rye.
Coochie rye. So it's called Coochie rye
ramen. It's a Korean just like.
Discharge God. Damn it, I'm really dry.
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So this in particular way of making ramen comes from Korea,
where you will put essentially aboiled egg over top and and then
border it with some sliced cheese.
OK. Kind of makes it like a creamy
cheesy ramen. Yeah, it's pretty damn good.
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I eventually got burnt out on that and started to kind of play
with different ramen brands. OK, I found my favorite ramen.
Oh, did you? Yeah.
Tell me about it. It's.
Called and it's from a brand called Ming.
Is it Ming? What you say here?
Ming Sham. OK.
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Ming sham I think. Don't think I've heard.
Of that one, I don't know, I just remember.
I just remember the packaging isblack.
Jesus, we're going to move on instantly.
Shin Ramyun. No, I was literally having that
conversation though, like the the appeal for ramen noodles for
me personally is the noodles. So I don't like going to ramen
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places. Like I don't want like the extra
stuff. Like I don't mind like adding
some stuff to it. Like some, some, like you said,
an egg here and there. It's OK.
Some cheese is pretty good, but I don't like adding all these
different veggies and broad likeand all these different kind of
meats. I just just give me the give me
the noodles. Just give me the noodles.
Give me the noodles. Nong Shim nong Shim, nong Shim
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Shin Ramyan. That sounds so racist.
But that that's my favorite 1 specifically black.
The reason? Because it's the racist.
The reason I say specifically black is because it comes with a
veggie packet and these veggies are like thick cut, fucking good
veggie. It's not like you're just
putting dust in there. OK?
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It also does come with a seasoning packet and then I'll
usually throw an egg or two in there as well.
But it's so fucking good. I'm glad I'm.
Glad you you found one that tickles your.
It does. I'm trying.
We I am trying to actively get lost in these woods and we keep
somehow finding our way out. Yeah.
Yeah, we're going to. We're going to walk around.
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Stop finding me world. Well, so after the tasting of
Doritos, yes. And talking about ramen noodles.
Yes, I believe. It is time.
Is it for everyone's favorite segment?
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What's that called, Tommy? What's your drinking?
So, Wesley Crane, what are you drinking tonight?
Well, today, tonight. This sunset.
This this. Time in our life I'm going to be
drinking cocaine. Cocaine, specifically a sugar
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free cocaine. I didn't.
Know you could drink. Cocaine I didn't know you could
drink. Sugar free cocaine.
So this is this is a drink I remember seeing when I was a
teenager and back then there wasonly two.
There was a red one and a blue one and they did not have
flavors. The red 1 was just spicy, the
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blue one was not. Spicy cocaine energy drink.
Yes, that's that sounds. Awful.
No. So like, this drink got a lot of
Flack when it first came out. OK?
So much so that they had to put a warning on the side of the can
that says, and I'm going to readthis verbatim.
Hold on, I'm going to stop real quick, says this message is for
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people who are too stupid to recognize the obvious.
This product does not contain the drug cocaine.
Duh. This product is not intended to
be an alternative to an illicit St. drug, and anyone who thinks
otherwise is an idiot. What's even the point then?
I was hoping that that bottle I threw would shatter on a tree so
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you would hear it. Like I'd be like, what's the
point? But it didn't.
It did not shatter, damn it. So no, I have no drink.
This one in particular is calledIt's the Yellow One.
It's a sugar free cocaine pina colada flavor and but you just
said you don't have something todrink while I bring gifts.
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You bring gifts. I brought to you a green sugar
free cocaine, watermelon, ice. Thank you, that Bonnie well piss
was getting to me. We can we can enjoy some
cocaine. I was still.
Drinking the same battle of pissfrom last episode.
Oh, that's a good, that's a goodcrack.
That's a good crack. That's a good crack.
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It's got to be the cocaine drink.
It has a good crack in it. Holy shit, that's really good.
OK Oh my God. That is very good.
It's very good. That is much better than Black
Rifle. Holy shit, hold on a second.
I got to stop and sit down for asecond.
Stop, sit down. I am blown away.
I got to stop too. This is gonna make me cream
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myself. I am blown away at how good this
drink tastes. Oh my God that's so good I just
preed. Try that you like pina colada.
Trade me. I do like pina coladas and
getting lost in the rain. Mine's better.
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I like the pina colada, but mine's better.
See, I'm the other way around, but I think that's simply
because I've I just, I just hatewatermelon flavored things.
That's very good. That tastes like a that's like a
watermelon soda doesn't really taste so much like an energy
drink. It doesn't even say energy
drink. It says energy supplement.
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Yeah, and I'm and I'm reading the back panel of it got 4G of
carbs, you got 90 milligrams of vitamin C, 5.1 milligrams of B,
614.4 micrograms of B12. There's.
A shit dog caffeine in this. You got 260 milligrams of
sodium, 19 milligrams of potassium.
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You got taurine. You got 280 milligrams of
caffeine. This is a small.
Can this is a small can. It's it's the size of a normal
red. Bull, it's the size of my penis.
Before the dark times. I'm just so sorry.
Before the dark times. Before the dark times.
Yeah, mine's only got 3 carbs, so get fucked.
Yours has less carbs. I know it's damn.
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I still think mine tastes better.
Well, I'm glad you like it, because I like mine Good.
Awesome. Well, I have two other flavors
that we can try as well. Sick.
Well, now that I've come to completion, shall we get
walking? In we shall.
Build up Welcome back to Week 3 of Walk Pod.
Hey, can we just talk about how I'm sitting on this bench and my
feet don't touch the ground? I'm just kind of kicking like a
small child? It's not.
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Even a tall bench. It's not.
I'm just a short person. You're a short king.
I'm a short king. Don't you forget that the crown
is in my butt hole. The crate hole.
The crane hole. The crane roll around.
Oh my God. Oh my goodness, dude.
Oh. So, Tommy, do you have anything
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else that you would like to speak about?
I mean. Before we get into the thing
that everybody wants to. Hear that?
Doesn't say that Everybody wantsto where you go.
We got to tease them. Yeah, we got to tickle their
balls before we jerk them off. Damn.
No, I don't really have shit. Well, I mean, I, I did start a
new program for my fitness. I guess I could talk a little
bit about that. I guess let's talk about that
for, for the two people that would give a shit about what I'm
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doing physically. That's not banging their mom.
You sent me this guy named Seth Ferosi and I, he, he's a
bodybuilder. He's a, he's a, he's a ex
professional bodybuilder. We're going in circles now, by
the way. I don't know, everything is
starting to look the same. It's like that time when I got
high. That was very airy and wet.
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Sounded like Godzilla. Wet and airy.
What was I talking about? Oh yeah.
So I started. I want basically the thing I
picked up from bodybuilders and their workouts.
They're specifically tailored for them to look a certain way.
Now, my fitness has always been like this double edged sword
thing. I've never really looked like I
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was in the best shape. I've had times where I was in
good shape, like visually, but I've always worked out to a
point where I feel great. I always feel better than I
look. I've always had really good
cardio. I'm stronger than I ever have
been in my life. I think of the one thing that
I've lacked recently is agility,just because I'm getting older.
I'm in my 30s now so. But one thing I picked up from
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bodybuilding recently is that they work out to look a very
specific way. So me being a pro wrestler, I
want to look a very specific way.
So I decided I'm going to start training like a bodybuilder and
let me tell it has been kicking my ass.
It's rough. Specifically the back day.
The back day and the chest day have both fucked me up now, not
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because the the chest day wasn'thard, it was just a lot more
than I usually do. Yeah, but nothing in it was
hard. The back day is that it's not
only is it a lot more than I usually do, it's like double
what I usually do. And it's been fucking hard.
And I was telling you earlier off off, Mike, that I didn't.
Every every time I've done this back workout, about four hours
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later my arm cramps into a fucking a Godzilla arm.
You get T Rex. Arms I get T Rex arms bro like
and it gets to the point where like the longer it stays like T
Rex the more it hurts. But it's also harder and harder
to UN T Rex so it's a little wiring.
But I do feel strong. I feel great physically.
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So for this little pinched nerveI have in my back.
But other than that, I feel great physically.
It's just a reminder, I guess, that I need to stay hydrated
more, like better. I got to do a better job of
staying hydrated. So it's been a pretty good
reminder of that. If you're a pro wrestler also,
by the way, come buy a gym membership from me.
I'm desperate. Where you at?
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I am at Genesis Health Clubs. And if you don't have a gym
membership and you're a pro wrestler, what the fuck are you
doing with your life? Come see me to buy an overpriced
gym membership. It's well worth it.
It is well worth it, at least I think it.
Might be overpriced, but it's. Well, it is.
It's definitely overpriced, but you know what, you get to work
out with me and that's what you all really want inside.
See me a sweaty and you could dothat on the weekends anyways, I
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guess. Yeah, just walk in on me and
your mom. I'm going to make that a bit
full. Tommy will fuck your mom.
It's going to be on a T-shirt and two months from now.
Watch. Do you have anything else?
Is it getting a lot? You want me, You want me to
carry that that sack. No, I just had to get it off my
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thumb. OK, I mean, I can carry the bag
for you too, but. Yeah, luckily the other thing is
just taped down to my ankle, so.Do you have anything else?
No, I don't think so. Previously on Wrestling
Survivor, the Final 5 has no room for cessations or Cajuns,
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but not because of racism. I like it.
I don't, I don't, I don't like it.
I don't, I don't like it at all.Well, the last episode of
Wrestling Survivor things, things got a little, they get a
little tense, little little cutthroat, and people are
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starting to turn on each other. Yep.
Derek James joined forces with Red Chambers, Taylor Manning and
grimy Dalton Gray. How's that bastard still in this
game? I have no clue.
He's gone through a crazy arc bythe.
Way. I think grimy also means
slippery. And Sticky and Steve determined
that on the last episode, but they kind of came together and
they broke up the three person alliance that was Derek, Stormy
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and Eddie. So Derek did have to turn his
back on his partner. But I mean, those are the kind
of things you got to do in this game if you want to win.
And out of those three people, only one of them was thinking,
only one of us can win this game.
Yes. So we ended up saying goodbye to
a fan favorite and Nanny Levon, who finally gets to go home.
It's funny that when he goes home, there are like four other
people there who've already beeneliminated.
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Whoa, just eating Mac and cheese.
Why are you guys in my house? He.
Just walks in and he's like, Oh yeah, it's way more people here
than they usually is. Not used to having this many
people here. Thank God.
And they're all eating his Mac and cheese.
They're all they're eating all of his Mac and cheese.
That's what he's upset about. Yeah, he's not upset.
That there are a lot of people in this house.
We are taking a detour. Not really.
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It's just a little circle. Is it A little circle?
It is. But anyways, so that brings us
to the final five. We are now at the penultimate
episode, the. Penultimate.
Penultimate That's what I said and I don't set it.
We are down to Grimy Dalton Gray, Taylor Manning, Red
Chambers, Derrick James, and Stormy Renee.
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Little quick recap of the the the arc of Dalton Gray, who
started this off by getting pimped out.
Yes, he he, he was a borderline being sexually trafficked
borderline borderline. But then he ended up joining
forces with a strong alliance with Stormy Renee and a few
other people. And then he eventually turned on
that alliance because he realized the numbers were going
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to be with him. So he joined forces with the
strength tried, which was then dismantled by Stormy Renee,
which put on ground in the outs he did, but he's been managing
to hold on. He won immunity two weeks in a
row basically when he needed it.The two times that he was on the
chalking block, he won. So he's played a pretty good
game too at this point, got to say.
The luck of the youth. The luck.
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Of the youth. But that brings us to today.
How are how are things at camp right now?
How was Stormy reacting to DerekJames breaking up the alliance?
She's probably beside herself a little bit.
Yeah, she's she's probably not happy.
Sorry. I just noticed something.
Hello, world. This says caution snake habitat.
Oh, I don't like. That this area is home to snakes
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I. Didn't know that.
Do you think that they know thatas well?
Where the hell I'm at? Oh, I don't know.
We've been purposely trying to get lost, Tiger.
I've been lost for like 20 minutes.
Oh, Jesus. I think if you go that way and
then you make a right somewhere,you'll probably find a way, find
those little poles and I think follow the the Red Arrows.
Oh, OK. Yep, I think so.
Got any good shots? No, no, no.
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It's all the same shit. Green, green and more green.
I tried taking pictures of a bird but.
Fucking bird dude. Damn that bird.
It's all big circle, so if you just keep walking you'll
eventually find it OK. All right, you'll knock, my
brother. Do you think the snakes know
that that's a snake habitat? I don't think that snakes know
that they're actually even snakes.
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I think, listen, this is going to give me cancel.
I think we should kill all snakes.
You think snakes think that they're puppies?
I think snakes think that they're gods and we should get
rid of them. I have killed many.
I don't like snakes. Listen, I am.
It's, I am. I am definitely afraid of
snakes. I was.
(25:28):
Until I got bit by 1:00 and thenI'm not so scared of them now
but I've killed several. So does that make me a God
Slayer? I.
Think it does. God Slayer Wesley Crane.
Doesn't make you a God Slayer because snakes aren't actually
gods, they just think that way. Makes you hypothetical God
sling. And what it makes you is a hero.
That's what it makes you. This is going to be a very
(25:49):
unpopular painting. I fucking hate snakes and I wish
they would all die. I.
I'm not a big fan of them, but I'm not scared of them.
Anymore, Oh, I want them to be extinct, which is brother.
I'm going to get a lot of heat for that, holy shit.
Anyways. Back to wrestling Survivor.
Back to wrestling Survivor. I think yeah, Stormy's Stormy's
probably a little upset. So so.
Here's the thing about Stormy. Stormy's been playing a really
(26:11):
good game, but I don't think she's necessarily been trying to
play a good. Game right.
And and by the way, I, I feel like I do need to clarify.
I don't think she's upset as in life.
She's pissed off that he did that.
No, no, no. I think she's upset because she
feels betrayed. Yep.
Well, I think, I think it's veryclear at this point, No, Now
that is this is this is every man for himself.
(26:33):
Yeah. Everyone's been playing for
themselves with an exception of 1 Tatum Manning, who I would say
he has not really made any big plays.
No, he's been kind of just like,fuck that guy.
Yeah, I'm going to vote for him.But everybody else, I think at
this point is safe to say it's, it's, it's fucking, it's all as
as, as the, the FATU would say it's all gas, No.
Brakes. All gas, no brakes, Yeah.
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I can't do the thing. I'm not going to try.
Yabba dabba Doo. Yeah, that's what he says.
That's what that's that's what it is.
All right, so this brings us to our final reward challenge.
Oh. Shit, all right.
Let me pull up my notes, My notes, pull them up, pull them
up. I'm so unprofessional.
All right. Reward challenge.
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It's a bit of a long 1, so bear with me here.
I'll explain details if I need to.
Tribe members will each be shackled to a pole and the
center of like a 10 foot circumference circle that has
been traced with coconuts, right?
Kinky. To unlock themselves, there is a
three foot tall little plastic cylinder barely big enough for
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you to fit like part of your hand in, like you can dip your
fingertips in. OK, at the very bottom of this
cylinder is a key to unlock the shackles.
What they must do is use coconutwater to fill up this cylinder
to get the key out to unshackle themselves.
OK, so they take the coconuts, they have to break them up and
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then using the water that's in each coconut, free themselves
once they are freed at a quartermile into the woods, there are
two separate stations also a quarter mile away from each
other that have two coordinates.The coordinates are labeled
anywhere from South, north, southwest, E, any of those eight
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different coordinates, right? So they have to travel, run to
each two separate stations, which are like kind of
triangulated with the shore to be a like a quarter mile each,
right? OK.
Once they have both their coordinates, they will come back
to the starting circle that theywere in.
The starting circle has one label on it and it says N.
So they must use their coordinates, which are all
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different for all tribe members,by the way.
And they must dig about four feet into the sand to find a
chest, wherever those coordinates are within that
circle that was surrounded by coconuts.
So here's the kicker, right? This circle that was only traced
with the coconuts. So if they use a lot of
coconuts, they might not have the best idea of where the end
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of that circle is. Right.
So they got to try to remember that.
So and once they find their chest, dug it up, they will open
the chest and it will reveal a knife.
They will take that knife and they will cut a rope that is
attached to the same starting pool that will raise their
personal flag. Once the flag is raised, they
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win reward. Here's what they're playing for.
There are actually three rewards.
OK, but there is a kicker. There are WrestleMania tickets.
Cash to your front row seats. OK, there is a new car, let's
just call it some like 26 Toyotaor something, I don't know.
OK, And then the third reward isan advantage for the immunity
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challenge. But here's the kicker, they only
get to pick two and a three rewards.
OK, so they really have to thinkabout what they want.
Do they want to go home with luxuries or do they want a
chance to stay in this game a little bit longer?
So who do you think wins this challenge?
So starting off, they have to use the perimeter of their
circle to trace, or I mean, to break up open those coconuts to
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fill the cylinder, to get the key to unlock themselves.
Let's start with that. OK.
How do you think is taking advantage of that?
What do you think is thriving? I think Dalton's probably
thriving. You think so?
Yeah. Just a small man.
He's got to break open those coconuts.
Usually the best way to break itopen in these coconuts is to
smash them on a rock. That is true.
So let's say they also each havea one giant rock within their
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circle. To break open the coconuts, I
think Tatum's probably taking the lead.
OK, Red behind him. OK.
I think Derek's probably doing good.
Pretty well. Pretty well, yeah.
You're weak members as far as the coconuts go.
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Yeah. Stormy and Dalton.
Stormy and Dalton. As far as wait, what's the next
step? So once that once they are able
to fill this 3 foot tall cylinder, Yep, with coconut
water to unlock themselves, there are two stations into the
woods, OK, like kind of like ones this way and ones that way,
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OK, there are quarter mile into the woods and they're also a
quarter mile separate from each other.
They have to go to each station to get their own coordinates.
Basically everyone's coordinatesis slightly different.
So that way nobody can copy eachother.
OK. So basically they have to go run
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3/4 of a mile and remember the coordinates so they forget they
have to run back out. I don't know.
If any of these people are good with following directions.
OK. I mean, it's pretty much like
the run itself is not like superconfusing.
It's just like, all right, you're going to run this way.
Like it's just like a straight line that way, right, Then a
straight line that way and then a straight line back to shore.
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So that's not super confusing. It's just they got to run fast
because it is a race and they got to remember the two
coordinates. I think Red and Tatum are
probably heading this. All right.
I think Red loses footing on therunning, probably.
I don't think he's a fast runner.
I know he does. Do Rondo, he does have good
cardio, like he does run a lot. I don't think he's very fast.
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I think I think Derek pukes on the right, probably.
So you mentioned in the last episode Derek James has
surprisingly good cardio. Yeah, there's a there's a caveat
to that. I don't think he has great
cardio. I just think he's a machine that
will push himself to the limits.But once, once he stops, he
pukes everywhere. He pukes everywhere.
Derek James is a puker like so he he might once he he might run
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to that first station and then Sprint to the second station as
fast as he can and then probablypasses everybody, but then he
fucking has to vomit. So you think the strongest
contenders here are probably going to be Well, how are we
feeling that Stormy and Indulge are doing it?
I. Feel like they're pretty neck
and neck and I don't think that they're getting just super
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gassed. I think they lose time on the
coconuts. But they make for it, and they
make up for it in the run. Yeah, maybe in the run maybe.
I don't know if they necessarily, I don't think they
make up distance. They don't lose any more
distance. So they're just kind of staying
chill. Yeah, I do think that they are
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going to fall short when it comes to the digging, unless
these guys, these meatheads havetrouble remembering their
coordinates because usually you get, like, rope or something to
find an intersection. Yeah, this time you don't.
You kind of have to like use your foot to draw a line in the
sand. So let's try to trace your
coordinates. OK, So like, let me explain that
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a little bit more. So when they go to the first
station, they are given one coordinate, say it says like
Southwest. So when they come back, when
they get back to their area, what they're going to want to do
is like find that N spot, use that to navigate to where
Southwest will be, and then trace a line all the way across
the circle. And they need to do that with
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both coordinates and where the intersections meet.
As long as they're correct and as long as they traced well will
be where their chest is. OK, so so are we thinking Tatum
probably makes it back to the chest?
First, I think Tatum overall is just performing well because he
hasn't had to like waste a lot of energy and previous
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challenges. So, but when he gets to the the
sand, like I don't, I don't think he's going to have an
issue with any of the physical aspects of it.
When it gets to kind of like remembering, hey, that's where I
peed earlier. When he gets to like remembering
the coordinates, I think that's where he's going to lose some
time. Like maybe he starts digging a
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hole and he's like, was this really here or was it over
there? I think that's where he might
struggle a little bit, but not like a lot.
I don't think it's going to costhim necessarily the whole
challenge. I just think it gives everybody
else a chance to catch up. Yeah.
I think Derek is actually probably also ahead a lot as
well. I think he stops a puke, but I
don't think that necessarily slows him down.
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He just keeps going. He just keeps going at the heap
of puke. I think he gets to the digging
and he starts digging and instantly pukes in the hole.
Derek, you. Poor bastard.
So, but I think he, I will think, I think all the vomiting
is going to go to his head and he's not going to remember shit.
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He's going to be so turned around, he's like.
I think Derek's dug like four holes by the end of this and
they're all wrong. I do think Tatum probably edges
this one out though, but what doyou think?
I think you're probably right. The item is strong, he's fast,
and he doesn't forget a whole lot.
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Yeah, we, we both wrestled him. Yeah, he doesn't forget a whole
lot. He's never forgot a spot against
me. I think I forgot what I could
say, Mash. I do know there's of one
instance where he'd forgot a spot and he got chopped in the
mouth by ACH. So he's probably doing fairly
well. Yeah, that was a reminder to
never forget. Say it again.
He. He's he's taking this one.
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I. Think.
I think so too. I think Tatum wins immunity,
yeah. So.
Not immunity, it was reward. He wins reward so he has to pick
two of the three rewards. Front row WrestleMania tickets.
A new car in an advantage in thenext immunity challenge for this
episode. What?
Does Tatum drive? I don't know.
I don't know either. I don't think he needs a.
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Car but does he want a new one though?
I think Tatum would would take WrestleMania tickets rarely
enough. I think you probably would too.
Like, I'm not saying Taylor Manning is some kind of a type
of mark. No, he's not like a mark or
anything, but like. But hey, if somebody's like
these are free fucking front rowWrestleMania tickets.
One experience, yeah. Fuck yeah, yes, let's go.
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So he I think he goes with immunity and WrestleMania
tickets, OK. So he gets an advantage in in
the immunity challenge? Yep.
So we get back to camp. I don't think there's a like too
much extra talking going on. I think they're just kind of
waiting to see what happens at immunity.
So we get to the next immunity challenge where Taylor Manning
has an advantage that gets announced after the challenges
explained. So here's the challenge.
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It's a combination of all old challenges dumbed down a little
bit. So here we go.
Tribe members will compete in a collection of altered old
challenges. One person will be eliminated
after each challenge. So basically it's like little
mini challenges and they're races and it's like last person
to finish is eliminated. So the first challenge is the
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Seesaw fire Pit challenge. You remember that one?
Yep. They had to fill up their
buckets with water and keep a fire going long off the burner
rope. Yep.
Here's where it's altered. Obviously this is a little mini
version of it. There's no hole in the bucket
this time, that's draining water.
Also, instead of using a Flint, they have matches, and these are
smaller buckets as well. OK, so it's a little bit easier.
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So if you have to make a fire ina fire pit on one side of the
seesaw, that's all the way down,and then you have to raise that
fire by dumping water from the ocean into the barrel that's on
the other side of the seesaw that is all the way up, right?
Once the fire is raised all the way, it burns the rope.
Last person that finish is eliminated.
Here's the advantage. Tatum Manning gets to skip this
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challenge and go straight to thenext the next one.
OK, so the contestants for this one are stormy.
Ray, Derek. Derek and Dalton.
Yeah, I think. Derek's probably doing pretty
well. He's strong, he's strong.
Dalton's probably doing for. I think everybody's probably
doing fairly well in this one. Yeah, this one's a tight one.
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I don't think it comes down to who's who's got the most stamina
as far as like running back and forth from I.
Think it comes down to that, butit also comes down to who's
going to make their fire the fastest.
Just because you have matches doesn't necessarily mean that
the fire is a guarantee instant.Right.
Like I do think you still, like,you have to get the fire going
using my coconut husk, like, like sheds, right.
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Nice. Yeah.
And then you have to keep it going with oxygen long enough
for you to collect the branches to put in to keep the fire
going. And you have to create it like
it has to get bigger and bigger,like it has to grow.
Can just create like this littlefire has to be a good one.
Weirdly enough, I feel like Dalton's probably going to
making a fire. Yeah, I feel like, I feel like
we're, we are. We are like 3639 days into this.
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I think all these people should be able to make fire at this
point. But do you think that they can
keep it I Because once you find those people that can't.
Who do you think is pretending to fire?
Most at camp, probably. Dalton sitting there by himself,
He's chilling in his own fire. Wait.
His own fire. I think past him.
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I feel like Stormy's been doing a good job of maintaining fire.
Yeah. I don't know if she's
necessarily been the one starting the fires.
I think she's been the one maintaining it the most.
I think Red's been really good about making fires, like getting
them going, and he's been using Flint and stuff as well.
So I thought I don't think Nachos will be a problem for
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him. This is a real tough one.
Yeah. And I think we could, we might
have to like so for it. Maybe.
So let's. Who are who would you say are
the two people that stand out the most?
I think Derek does for sure. Derek does, and I think Stormy
does too. Derek and Stormy.
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So when it comes to Red and Dalton, tough.
You know, weirdly enough, I think this is the perfect thing
for Tatum because I think he would have lost here.
Yeah. Yeah.
I think Tim will not finish so. Pause, pause.
Peach, mango or mixed Berry. Oh, Peach mango, OK.
Then I will go make so. We're going to flip a coin for
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Dalton and Red because I can't necessarily decide.
I think they're both good at making fire.
I think they're both going to beequally as fast.
OK, I'm getting water, so I gotta hold on pause.
I gotta find I didn't prepare for this or good coin flip.
Hey Coin. Did you see what it was?
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Heads for red tails for Dalton head.
Oh, OK, so we'll see. Awful bigger because I shouldn't
have said that actually. So heads for red tails for
Dalton. We're flipping it now.
Red chambers wins. Oh, red Chambers moves on.
Red gets next. Is that red?
Red gets head, yes. That's the title of this
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episode. All right, so Dalton Gray's been
eliminated from this immunity challenge.
We move on. This is a call back to the very
first challenge. Do you remember what it was?
No. So people had to swell onto the
ocean. And.
Get all this stuff, come back and get all these puzzle pieces
and then dig a hole in or a log to climb under for two people to
go under to solve puzzle. So it's like that, but we're
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taking up the ocean aspect. So people have to dig a hole
underneath a log big enough for them to fit under and then solve
a puzzle on the other side. First three to finish when Tatum
is in this challenge officially.So it's Tatum versus Stormy
versus Red versus Derek, I thinkDalton.
Stormy and Red limited, bruh. Oh yeah, that's right, that's
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right. Tatum, Red, Stormy and Derek.
I think Stormy is doing really well.
I think she's got really strong legs so she's probably able to
just fucking move or. They get stuck into the lock
though. Think she digs a path big enough
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for her body thinner but then her like her legs get stuck.
Maybe, very possibly, things like we're calling her fat.
But she but is it? No, she's just got like, she's
got very strong legs. I I think, I think Derek wins
gets first in this one again, Derek's.
Super slender, so getting under the logs going to be a lot
easier for. Him, I think it'll be a lot
easier for him. I think Tatum's right behind
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him. Stormy and Red are both kind of
behind him. Yeah, Here, I can carry that.
But I'll carry. Hello.
Welcome to my mouth hole. So who's going to be better
during the puzzle aspect? They have to solve a puzzle.
It's about all pieces. Little little ones this time,
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though, not giant ones. Probably either Tatum or Red.
Stormy's really. Really intelligent.
I think she is intelligent when it comes to like in my brain
anyway, when it comes to solvinga puzzle, I'm almost thinking
about it in terms of putting together a wrestling match.
OK, I've seen both Tatum and Redtake clusterfucks of a match and
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then just like, figure all the puzzle pieces out right there.
OK. OK.
So I'm picking up what you're putting down.
Yeah, I think that they're probably doing really, really
well. Again, I think, I think there's
a situation where everybody doesreally good.
Yes, I think Derek wins again. OK, I'll go ahead and give you
Tatum for a second. Not because I think he was
better at the puzzles than anybody else.
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I think it's just cuz he finished the long part before
Red and Stormy, right? And I think we coin flip for Red
and Stormy. OK, Sophie, if you hold that a
second, I'll. Hold that.
I'll hold the mouth. We're so professional.
We are. So professional, how we do this
All right. Red for head, tail for Stormy.
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Yes, tails. Red Chambers eliminated Stormy.
Stormy wins me today. Stormy final 3.
Here we go. The third challenge is the ocean
obstacle course from last week'sepisode.
They literally just have to get to the finish, right?
Yeah. So it's the first two people.
They have to swim out to the ocean and to the same obstacle
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course. It's still there, and they have
to bake. It's like a balance obstacle
course. We already determined all this,
right? So they have to get to the end
of that, I think. I think this is actually pretty
clear. I think Tatum loses this one.
Yeah, I don't think he's able tokeep up.
I think, I think, I think Derek gets to the swimming vomits and
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then he just powers through likethe the obstacle course aspect.
And I think Stormy falls behind a little bit.
Tatum probably beats her to the obstacle course, but I think
he's he's having a hard time. He's probably falling a little
bit. Yeah.
And Stormy never falls. I think she's nimble.
Yeah. So here we go, Derek versus
Stormy. Here's the thing.
They are on the end of the obstacle course, right?
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But this time, instead of like little sacks of like puzzle
pieces, there's a pole. You remember the pole hold?
Yep. We had to hold on to the top of
a 30 foot pole. Yeah.
There's a pole stick out of the water about 10 feet.
They they have to jump back intothe water, climb this ladder to
get to the top of their pole. The ladders get removed and they
have to hold on to the pole. Now they're fatigued, they're
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tired and they're soaking wet this time.
So it's whoever holds on to thispole ball, I guess.
Oh, between Derek and Stormy? Between Derek and Stormy, I
think Derek's got her. You think so?
Yeah, she's got strong legs. She's got strong legs, but man,
his arms and his shoulders. This came down to Dalton and
somebody else when they did it. I think it was Dalton and Derek.
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I think so, I think. Stormy was in 3rd, like third or
fourth. She did pretty well.
Now they're soaking wet. Derek is puked.
He has puked, so he may be a little bit too fatigued to hold
on. He's been a little.
Fatigued. And Stormy's got strong legs.
Stormy's got strong legs. So I think this is a closer
match than we than we think. Stormy's probably got it just
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because she can switch between her legs and her arms and it's
not super taxing as far as like Derek probably doesn't have a
lot of strength in his legs. I know he's got like a little
bit because he's, you know, he'sDerek James.
He's got really strong. Arms though, but he's got.
Really strong arms. I think, like, I think it's the
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same situation where like if Derek starts to slip, he can
hold on. If Stormy starts to slip, she's
going all the way. Yeah.
Like once her legs give out, shehas nothing left.
I think once Derek legs goes out, he still has his arms.
But can his arms out last her legs?
I don't know. I don't know either get the
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trusted. Coin the coin.
There's a lot of flipping going on.
These are really close challenges though.
I think these are all really close challenges.
Yeah, yeah. This is a very important
immunity. Anybody could be going home,
yeah. So everybody's a little extra
motivated, I'd say. I'd say so, yeah.
Especially Stormy since her alliance has been broken up.
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She's going against the guy thatbetrayed her, by the way, so
maybe that's added a little bit more fuel to the fire.
It could be. So I mean.
She's got, she's got a little bit of something to prove.
She's. Going I think she's got
something to prove. And with all the vomit, you know
what? I think Stormy takes.
I think Stormy takes it as well.I was kind of, I was kind of
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agreeing with you a little bit at first on Derek, but I wanted
to debate a little bit. But I think I just debated
myself into changing my mind. Oh, man, Like not only does she
have the the strength in her legs, and I know Derek's got the
strength in his arms, but she's also got that thing to prove to
him where it was like, motherfucker, you broke the.
Alliance and he's been very sickExactly.
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So he's been vomiting non-stop for the last like 2 days, right?
So I think Stormy does win this challenge and wins immunity
which is huge. It was just huge because she is
Red Chamber's biggest like opposition right now, right?
So that creates interesting concept because this is the
second time now the Stormy's wonimmunity in a row.
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So we go to tribal council. Is there any alliances that are
still sticking together right now?
I don't like Is Tatum and Red still sticking together?
I think they're civil with each other, but I don't necessarily
think that they're sticking together in an alliance aspect.
They haven't had any beef with each other this whole time.
They all say that. No, Like they've been true to
each other. Yeah.
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Like they have had each other. Like Red has always had Tatum's
back throughout all of this. And I think Red has played a
better game than Tatum, obviously.
I think so, yeah. So I do, I do think that he
doesn't mind keeping Tatum around because he can beat
Tatum, right? So I think as everybody's
thinking about who they can beat, so that's when they want
to build alliances with the top contenders are Stormy Red and
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Dalton, I'd say. So those are each other's
biggest competitions. So I think Tatum will continue
to roll with Red. I think Derek's finally starting
to think more game. So who did he think he could
beat in the final? He thinks he can beat Tatum.
So he obviously wants to keep Tatum.
Who does he think he will lose against?
I think he thinks he will lose to Red, Yeah.
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I think he he thinks he can beatDalton.
Not sure. But where does he, where does he
look at Stormy? Like how does he, how does he
see? Her doesn't matter, she's
immune. You're right.
I think Stormy's targeting Red. Derek did side with Red for that
last vote, but if he's really starting to think game, he's
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thinking the Red's his biggest opposition.
Tatum and red are still tight, Ithink in terms of like how
they're going to vote at least. So I think Stormy and Derek like
come together like he probably would have voted for Stormy, but
she's immune. So I think he goes to her and
apologizes and re patches thingsand they vote for red.
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I think red and Tatum, I don't think they can vote for Dalton
because he's got another chopping blocks on him.
So I think they have to vote forDerek.
I, I think Red knows he has to vote for Derek, because if he
votes for Dalton, then Dalton's just going to vote for him,
right? Although nobody knows who
they're voting for, but he's gotto know the numbers are on him.
Sure, he's got to tie the vote. He's got to be able to like,
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look around and see what's goingon.
He. He's got to know that if he goes
for Dalton, even some kind of scam, like like at most it'll be
a pie. So I think they have to go for
Derek. So who does Dalton vote for?
Dalton's the swing vote. He.
He went from being the number one guy in the chopping block to
being the swing vote. So him and Tatum have been tight
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for a while, right? They've been tight for a while.
Does that still stand? Does he try to get word of
Derrick like I? Don't know.
Does he does he finally start thinking for himself and get rid
of red or they do they get rid of potentially the biggest
physical threat? Because I do think Derek is the
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physical threat. He is the biggest the physical.
Threat, I think. I mean, Derek is, yes.
I think he's just, he lost. He lost today because he was
sick. But I think when it comes to
like those standard, just like stamina challenges, he he, he's
really hard to beat. OK.
And the last challenge is alwayssome sort of stamina challenge
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most of time, at least in these earlier seasons.
We just sat down at a bench. It's really nice out here.
We did. So it's really, really just
comes down to who does Dalton vote for?
Both of them got to pitch their cases.
Yeah. Stormy and Dalton.
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Stormy and Derek go to Dalton. Stormy doesn't like Dalton,
right? But I don't know.
She's probably got to try to do something.
They got to convince him Red's going to win this whole thing.
Red Cells pitches the same thing, but reversed.
Stormy's going to win this wholething.
Derek's also the but we can't vote for her tonight.
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Derek's the biggest physical threat and their alliance back
up again. Red, Tatum and Jacob pulled
Dalton into their alliance when Stormy, Eddie, Derek and Dalton
were on the. Outs.
Yeah. Does that weigh into his
decision? I think that he probably goes
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for Derek just for the simple fact of like Dalton, Red and
Tatum all come from the same place.
Yes. They did pull Dalton into their
alliance when the chips were down, yes.
So I think he has some allegiance to them.
OK, as people not necessarily even in talking about game or
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alliances, but just as people hehas he he's drawn to them more.
So I think he's just naturally going to vote there.
I'll also point out that both times that Dalton won immunity,
his last person eliminated before him was Derek.
It's like it was always Derek and him.
They're always the final 2. So man, OK, Derek, James, he's
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eliminated. Yep, he's gone.
He's gone. Goodbye, Derek.
You can go home and get. You can go Eddie Lavon's house
and get high now. Yeah, he's probably so like,
relieved, actually. Think about that.
Yeah, tons of weed and Mac and cheese.
And he's been vomiting a lot. He's so sick.
He's probably, he's probably like.
Over it now, but I thank God. Thank God like I was going to
give up but thank Jesus Christ Iam gone now.
(54:40):
That brings us bro to the final four.
Next week will be the last episode.
There will be 3 tribal councils.Next week's episode 3 Trace
Tatum Manning Tatum Manning. Red Chambers and Stormy.
Stormy, Renee and Dalton. Gray final four.
Final four. Holy shit.
No more reward challenges. Straight immunity from here on
(55:02):
out. Brother, brother, it's going to
be nuts. Oh man, TuneIn next.
Week for the finale of WrestlingSurvivor.
So Tommy, where can the people find you?
It's. Nowhere I don't.
Exist. You don't exist.
I don't exist. I am nowhere.
I am. Everywhere at the same time.
I am beyond. You could find me on social
(55:23):
medias at the Tommy Dean Pro or the Tommy Dean 32.
You can get yourself Tommy Dean individual merch at WWW.
Shot dot dot the fuck? There you go.
That's the website, www.thetommydeanshop.bigcartel.com.
You can find me still at your mom's house having round 7 right
now. I'll tell you what, it's great.
(55:45):
I'll probably be at WFC for the Ryder Cup, at least on one of
those nights, probably night two.
OK, whenever that is. Right on.
Well, as always, subscribe. Follow me on all social media
that's Facebook, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube at I am
Wesley Crane. Grab yourself some super sick
merch, shirts, hoodies, hats, digital downloads.
It's all available at www.iamwesleycrane.com.
(56:06):
And with all of that being said,you'll hear us on the next one.
I can't believe you took out my piss segment last week.
I did. That's bullshit.
It is bullshit. Next week on Wrestling Survivor
Freedom and Bread are fucking adults migrated in the trees
(56:27):
with the monkeys. The monkeys.
Are also his pimps. We don't agree, Wesley.
There's no way. There's no way how many
marshmallows put up red chambersass.
No, there's no way Justin would vote for Storm.
But you're wrong. Let it out, Let it out.
Let. It out, let it out.
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