June 2, 2025 • 63 mins
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(00:00):
Hey guys, before we get started I just want to pop in and say
thank you for listening. And if you haven't already,
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Now on to the episode. Welcome, welcome, welcome to BS.
(00:21):
With Tommy. And Wes.
Good afternoon. Good afternoon, ladies and
gentlemen, welcome. Back to another episode of BS.
With Tommy and Wes, I am Tommy and he's Wes, and with our
powers combined we could definitely take on an armed
(00:42):
school bus full of 11 year olds.Bro as long as I can eat this
orange chicken I could take on whatever the fuck you throw up
in. It's so good.
We're going to have a good fucking time on this episode.
We're not doing another walk pod.
I I can't bear another step right now.
(01:02):
And it's also more so for your safety probably today than it is
for my convenience. We we have we have things to
talk about today. We have things.
Yeah. The biggest thing being we will
have the finale. A wrestling survivor on this
(01:23):
podcast, We will have the finale.
We are down to the final four contestants.
Nope, he's gone. Stormy, Dalton, Red Tatum, but
we're going to wait because assembled today, we are not
empty handed. Nope, I've got a 12 back of beer
(01:44):
that I'm going to try to finish before the end of this episode.
We have probably a pound of orange chicken each.
Yay. You've and we have a whole big
giant fucking cinnamon roll. Yeah.
(02:09):
We're talking this thing's like 11 inches in, in circumference
diameter. I mean, that's the work.
So but we're. Not going to get into that stuff
right now. Like we're not going to get into
Survivor right now because we got all this stuff.
Wesley, what you drinking? No tune up?
(02:29):
I did. I just raw dogs went in there.
Yeah, you did. Today I am drinking Ghost Energy
Straw Bango, which coincidentally used to be called
Straw Bango Margarita. I don't know why they changed
the name. Maybe because kids were drinking
it? That didn't look very great.
(02:49):
That's. Probably it, but it is one of my
favorite flavors. It's probably this and Welsh is
great. Those are my tops.
What do you? Think of the new one, the iced
tea lemonade it. Bottom tier flavour for me.
Is it? It is mainly because it's like
Sprite but like not Sprite. So when I tried it, I told you
what I thought of it. Yeah, it was like a brisk tea.
(03:11):
But if it was carbonated and andcaffeinated, which is spot on.
And I, I like brisk, brisk tea, all their all their different
flavours. No, I'm not a big tea person,
but I love a lemonade tea. OK.
I will say when you when you take it straight up out the
cooler, it's got it, it's not that great.
But once it's kind of like not warmed up, like when it's not
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like freezing cold when it answers your mouth holes.
When you broke it in. When you broke it in, it's sat
there for about 5 or 10 minutes opened already.
That's where it hits the most for me.
OK. So yeah, I, I, I really like the
new flavour. I, I bought four of them today,
but that is not what I'm drinking today.
And what are you drinking? I am drinking.
(03:56):
I'm bringing me some some Steve Weiser stabilizer.
No, I'm drinking. I'm drinking these Budweiser
Zeros. What?
I'm talking, we got 50 calories.What, 0 percent?
Oh, my God. Is there actually no alcohol on
this? I'm about to be pissed,
actually. Is there no alcohol?
You know what? I don't think this is actual.
(04:18):
I think this is not alcoholic Budweiser now that I think about
it. What the serious 0 alcohol.
Oh fuck. You know what?
I thought it was weird when I got this at the self checkout.
They didn't make me show any ID Fuck.
Oh my God, I was going to hold. I was going to kill this whole
(04:44):
12 and you fuck this money this episode.
This is not alcoholic beer. What the fuck?
I'm just drinking shitty beer now.
Well now I have to finish them all because I'm fucking boilers.
Oh my God. All flavored 0 alcohol brew.
Yeah OK I see it all there now. Well I would have shotgun this
(05:10):
one I just now opened up now. Holy shit.
It's still tasting. Jesus, aren't we like mud
(05:30):
waters? Must have been none of the fuck
upset. There's all the shitty tasted,
none of the positives. Fuck.
(05:50):
Well if we need to drive anywhere, well, I think we'll be
safe now. Oh McGregor, open the second one
now. Wow.
Fuck dude. I was like oh dude, 0 calorie
beer, let's go. I read that raw.
I was like oh it's 50 calories. OK then what's the zero?
(06:11):
Then? 0 sugar which is cool. 0.0
alcohol. Dude what the fuck I'm very
upset. Oh fuck nuts.
(06:42):
If you guys haven't noticed, Wesley is is enlightened and
elevated today. I have more than usual.
I have climbed the ladder very high.
You're like Barbie Allen on thatmountain right now.
Aren't a lie. You are perfect episode for food
(07:07):
though. I suppose she time to have zero
fucking alcoholic beer. This is bullshit.
I just have a cardboard box of 600 galleries now and no
meaning. This is horseshit.
(07:31):
Very upset you. You are not.
You can't stop laughing. If you can't stop laughing, then
I can't stop laughing because I'm laughing when you laughing.
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Oh shit hey W, can you name all 50 states in alphabetical order?
No, I can't sick. I actually try not give it a try
right now to calm yourself I'm. Fucking Alabama.
Alaska. Yeah, yeah, actually, yeah.
(08:36):
You're still, you're still on there. 48 to go, Arkansas.
No, he fucked up. Wait, wait, there's another one?
What's the other one? Arizona.
Oh. Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, I forgot about Arizona.So it's so so is every other
(08:59):
stage. I'll forget about Arizona.
Only thing I know about Arizona is their football teams called
the Razorbacks and that's because I won a free jersey from
there. It was the last one picked.
I know. I mean, that's Arkansas too.
Maybe it was Arkansas Eraser butI don't know.
(09:20):
Dude, see fucking Arizona step up your game bro.
Unoriginal fox. What if we just kicked them out
up the states? It's thrown down the stairs.
Stop making Puerto Rico territory and just have it
replace Arizona. So that actually is a weird
(09:44):
talent of mine. I could name all 50 stairs in
alphabetical order. Why can you do that?
I'm I think it used to be like asong, but I used to sing when I
was like 6 years old in school. What?
Fuck kind of songs are you singing?
I don't know bro, I was this. This is over like over 2.
This is 2 1/2 decades ago. I think there was a song about
(10:09):
the states, so it just stuck with me.
So now I use it as my secret talent.
I can say all 50 states in alphabetical order in like 20
seconds. OK.
Oh, good. How funny would be if I just
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didn't do it now and everyone's like, he's not gonna do it.
I I say you just. Don't do it till the end of the
episode. Just don't do it.
And the second I go for it, you just well see what's going on in
there. We are.
(10:53):
We're 10 minutes into this recording and we've done fuck
all. Yo, are you following the Diddy
trial? What?
No I'm not. Please update me.
Diddy, Diddy date, Diddy updatesDiddy dates.
Give me the Diddy dates. It's fogging wild.
Diddy details Diddy Diddy tells tales of the Diddy give them to
(11:13):
me. So latest and greatest news is
he was hiring male escorts to have sex with Cassie Ventura in
hotel rooms for like $2000 whilehe jacked off in the corner.
Then just watch, sometimes they would last from like 2 hours to
(11:36):
like 10 hours. On the fuck?
Yeah. And then he had an assistant who
would have to go in there and clean it up afterwards.
Oh my. God.
So like, here's the thing, right?
Yeah. Because I'm deep into the like
the the conspiracy theories and shit, right?
There is no way that one dude was just like this evil to be
(12:01):
able to be like, Oh yeah, like we're going to have these
parties and everybody can not have their phones.
And like, you know, we're going to use all this special drugs
and get everybody fucking reallyfucked up.
We're going to do a bunch of weird fucking sex shit.
Like there's no way one dude wasdoing this right?
Like that's some like secret agent.
(12:22):
I mean, shit, it's not the most evil thing that's been done, so
I wouldn't put it past today, buddy.
I mean, we did have Hitler. That's hard to read you right?
So you know. What?
Right. I think it was very possible for
that to have happened. Rate this orange chicken right
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now. Give it one out of 10 chickens.
Eight. I gave it 8 chickens.
Wow, Ted did it. Oh no, diddies.
Oh. This is this is very good order
check and we got the last batch too that they had so like this
(13:06):
is bottom of the barrel. It's still so good and it's
really good yeah Oh my God, so much more second.
So what's been going on in your life, buddy?
Update the people, Tell them what you're doing.
Honestly, I feel like I've done nothing, but I've done a lot.
(13:29):
Yeah. Like I got to photograph the the
new Harley-Davidson, Fat Boy, Grey Ghost.
That was a lot of fun. OK.
I've done a couple different gear designs, so that's a lot of
fun. Yeah, nice.
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And after the last event that wehad, we've decided to do 2 more
events. So we have one on June 14th
called Day of the Dad, and then we have another one on July 5th
called Stars Pipes and Stripes. I think I'm actually going to be
at that. June 14th, 1:00.
So I was asked to show up to do a a wrestlers meet and greet for
(14:13):
the summer's bazaar. Interesting.
Yes, that's pretty fucking dope.Yeah.
So yeah, planning two more events.
Nice man, that's awesome. What about wrestling?
Watch. What do you have coming up?
Wrestling. Watch Not a damn thing.
You know what bro? Kind of the same.
(14:35):
I thought I had a booking next weekend.
I don't. I don't have a booking like what
it is currently. May 31st.
It's the end of May. Sorry it May shit.
You had to go one way or anotheras we're recording this, when
you guys listen to it, it'll be the start of June.
I don't have a booking until extra Slams, which sucks, but
(15:00):
also kind of chill with it, kindof chill with it.
I'm going to chill with it. I'll have a match for over six
weeks. Although actually, you know what
I will say, there is this littletiny thing going on downtown on
Monday. If you, you know, if people go
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there, you know, you might, you might see a little something,
something. Oh yeah, you might, maybe,
maybe, who knows? Oh, no, bro, I don't book the
shit. But you know, the day that we're
you're listening to this, it's June 2nd.
Actually, I forgot I got my dates backwards earlier.
It was a minute ago by apologies.
So the day that if you're listening to this when it first
(15:42):
comes out, you have a chance. Wow.
You might see me tonight. Maybe if if the dominoes fall,
we'll see because I will be at acertain place.
Technically you're not supposed to talk about it.
I I reread the agreement. So.
But yeah, that'll be fun. But now actually, other than
(16:02):
that, like I don't got shit for like 6 1/2 weeks, dude.
So I'm just kind of enjoying life right now.
Hell yeah, yeah, man. I will say you and I kind of
talked about this a little bit afew weeks ago.
I wouldn't head and just put a little something out there to
kind of just cut start because we're already at summer.
Now I want to have a bloody summer.
(16:28):
What does that mean? Is it sexual maybe?
Basically, I want to have as many death matches this summer
as I possibly can. And here's the thing, I don't
think I've ever actually been ina real death match.
I've just done deathmatch. Deathmatch esque.
(16:48):
Thing. There you go.
So I'm trying this time. I want I want to do a lot of
deathmatch stuff. You need a bag?
Yeah. You already finished that orange
check. Oh, shit.
This it. Take the fuck out of that shit.
Yeah, we'll take those hippos for later, but there that and
there Yates. Do we Do we read the?
Fortunes at the end of the night?
I think so. I think so.
(17:08):
We'll read the fortunes in the end of the night and it'll be
whatever this isn't with fortunecookies.
Exact opposite. Exact opposite, exact opposite.
They're rigged to always say something possible.
OK, so we're going to expect theworst today.
So yeah. Death Match server for Tommy
Dean is here. Hell yeah.
(17:31):
But not just for Tommy. We'll go for you.
You and I as well. For me?
For me, yeah. OK, we should have tag team
Death Mattress this year. Tag team death matches.
Yes, that's. Something that I don't see very.
Often I don't think it's a real thing.
Tag team death matches. Tag team death matches, bro.
That'd be crazy, yeah. Be awesome, I'm here for.
(17:53):
It it would be. Let's fucking go.
You know what some of the most, you know what one of the most
funnest matches I've ever had inmy entire career is the Lights
Out match that we had let back in December.
That was a lot of fun. And it was eight of us.
Yeah, that was a lot of fun. But tacked in death matches.
I think we should do it, man. Fuck yeah.
I'm here for it. Camp Blood coming to your
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promotion soon. As long as they don't suck.
Yes, yes. If they don't book us, then they
suck. That's why.
So everybody better book us. Yes.
All right. Feel like, feel like we're
trying to recreate the Mark Henry theme song.
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Oh mother, go get the angry so. Did that thing goes hard though.
I it does, but I don't know whathe's saying half the time
somebody go get the ass kicked and I have no idea what else is
it. I always I was like somebody
going to get their weave split. This is the first one.
(18:59):
That's it. That's crazy, because that means
Mark Henry. Whoops, some women's ass.
Let's find out. That's POD, right?
I don't. Know no, that's Three 6 Mafia.
That's the one. All right, so here, here's the
(19:19):
lyric. Oh my God, those are so they're
so little. They're Here we go.
There's a total 8. Yeah, Three 6 Mafia.
Say what? 36 Mafia.
It's going down. Y'all know what time it is?
Better run. We ain't playing with you in the
club in the street sugar. Y'all know what time it is?
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Get ready for it. Oh, step up.
Ready. Yes, Sir.
Oh, there's more. OK, I thought that was.
And then I'm, I guess I'm just going to go, Oh my.
God, I was. I was, I wasn't.
Far off. Somebody's going to get the ass
kicked. Somebody's going to get their
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wig split. Somebody's going to get the ass
kicked. Somebody's going to get their
wig split. Beat him up.
Beat him up. Break his neck.
Break his neck. Beat him up.
Beat him up. Break his neck.
Break his neck. Beat him up.
Beat him up. Break his neck.
Break his neck. Beat him up.
Beat him up. Break his neck.
Beat him up. Oh my God, Survive right now
bro. You said we split.
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It was wig split. It was wings split.
Yeah, you were you fighting people in wigs, Mark Henry.
Jesus, you were not far off. Oh, my goodness.
All right, well, I'm going to finish tearing into this.
Why don't you tell us what you think of The Last of Us so far,
bud? It's.
You got 1 episode left. Yeah, I finished it.
(20:45):
You got one left. Yeah.
So I'll let you go ahead and tell tell us your thoughts on.
It's pretty good. This.
The cinematography in the show is really really good and the
editing is really really good aswell.
The visual effects in the show blows me away because that's
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like some really intricate looking shit.
That and the sound design. OK, sound design is.
Very, very good. The sound design is incredible.
What do you not like? About the show.
So. I can hear it in your voice.
Everybody makes it out like it'sthis amazing show.
(21:33):
Don't get me wrong, it's good. I personally think that we've
seen better specifically like inthe zombie genre, like the first
Four Seasons of The Walking DeadI think are better.
OK. However, not comparing it to
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anything. It is still.
Very good. OK, so I want to counter one of
your points just for a second. The whole comparing it to other
zombie shows, I don't look at this like a zombie TV show.
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I look at this as a drama seriesbecause the zombies, they're
there, they're part of the set piece, but they are not the main
thing of the show, right? They are not the driving force,
they're not the driving story. They are not in any way a
motivator really of the of this season at least, right?
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But I will say I do not think Season 2 is as good as season 1.
I think season 1 is God damn near perfect.
Loved it. The issue is we come from this
protrudive respectives respectives.
You have not played the games correct.
I've played them way too much. Right.
(23:06):
So we we have, I've got fucking Elliot tattooed on my back like
we are. We come from very two different
sides of it. So I was very interested in what
your thoughts of it were compared to mine right because
I'm not going to defend this. I'm I I have not had a problem
separating show from game. But I will say when the show
(23:26):
feels like the game, it feels nice.
But the things that season 2 hasdone different I've liked.
But I do have issues. Season 2 only covers the first
half of the second game, and me going into it knowing everything
that's going to happen, I have asense of unfulfillment after at
(23:48):
the end of the season. And you'll kind of know what I
mean a little bit. But it does set up Season 3 very
well. OK, I'm gonna get the slight
spoilers here, Sly spoilers for the listeners.
So in the video game, those three days that you spend in
Seattle, you play those three days as Ellie, and then when
(24:12):
Abby and Ellie finally come faceto face, it cuts and it rewinds
and you go back to day one. But this time you do it all
again from Abby's perspective. OK, Yeah.
And you get all of her back story.
So that's going to be Season 3. Gotcha.
So there is a sense of unfulfillment in this show.
(24:35):
OK, I, I will. And then here's the main, my
main negative thing. There is one scene in particular
that really bothered me because there's a scene in the game
where it's Dina and Ellie and Ellie's gone off and she's done
some shit on her own and she comes back and Dina kind of
(24:57):
starts stripping her down. Not sexually.
This is like a very just like like Ellie feels broken and she
starts stripping her down and her body is just covered and
bruises and and cuts and wounds and she looks destroyed.
And as the player of the game, you buy it because you have
spent 10 hours getting your fucking ass kicked as this
(25:21):
character in the show. They put that scene in there but
I don't buy it because I just don't feel like the show gave
enough or did enough to Ellie towarrant me actually give me like
buying that scene of her coveredin all this just brutality.
I got you, so I got. You it's a great scene from the
(25:43):
game. It's one of the best scenes from
the game. I feel like that's just the only
reason why they put it in the show.
But I didn't buy it in the show as much as I.
Did the game so. OK, but other than that, I still
really think the show is very good.
I think the acting is phenomenaland I think the story is still
phenomenal. I I think it's still staying
very true to the game, which I like.
But overall, it's probably like a 7 1/2 out of 10 for me.
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Hell yeah, Hell yeah. I don't know.
I'm I'm going to wait until I finish the the season before I
give a A rank, right? Yeah.
You, you got to finish it, yeah.Yeah.
All right, before we move on to what everybody wants, I'm going
to talk about couple more things.
You have any other things you want to talk about?
I have nothing. OK, I've seen a couple movies
(26:29):
recently. I.
Seen a couple movies, Yeah, I don't remember the first one,
but I didn't watch the newest movie by the Rocka Rocka
brothers, do you? Do you know the Rocka Rocka?
I got another. Rocka Rocka YouTube channel
Nope. You know Deathmatch Ronald
McDonald? Nope.
You haven't seen Deathmatch Ronald McDonald.
No, you. You what?
(26:51):
Yeah, I figured this is something you would know.
No. So rocker, rocker.
They were Youtubers who would make comedy sketches, like adult
comedy sketches on YouTube. They would do like special
effects and shit. That was always looking super
cool. Like you knew who Riley Reid is.
Everybody knows Riley Reid, right?
They did a sketch where he dressed up as Ronald McDonald
and they were doing, they were getting ready to film a sex
(27:11):
scene, but then he kicked her really hard in the ass and she
goes flying into space. And one of them there's because
there's two brothers, one of them, the one that dresses up
like Roman, not all the time, like does like I, I don't know
if I'm not going to call him a professional wrestler.
I'm not going to do that. He's not.
But he did dress up as Ronald McDonald and wrestle a full
(27:34):
blown death match once, like with light tubes and everything.
OK, I'm going to show you afterwards.
It's great, but you know the movie that came out a couple
years ago? Talk to me.
Yeah, they made that movie. Oh, shit.
OK. They had a new movie come out.
OK, called Bring Her Back. I don't know what it is with
their three word titles, but yeah, highly recommend.
(27:57):
Very good movie. Very good movie.
OK. I loved it a lot.
Here we go. Great acting.
Special effects are great. The practical, practical special
effects fucking rule. OK, it's I will say there's one,
one thing is it's, it's not justlike talk to me, but it is like
(28:20):
talk to me in the sense of like,God damn it.
Why does, why do movies all haveto end sad?
Like I'm OK with like some movies ending sad, but like God
damn, why is everything so that?Why is everything you do so
depressing? I will say more than that
because I, I, I don't know because.
(28:40):
Sometimes I'm here for it. Like I I fucking hate at the end
of like a crazy slasher movie, you get this like triumphant
finale or of like, oh, everything's fine and dandy now
and I can relax and be happy. No bitch, you should be running
for your life. This is a slasher film top to
(29:01):
bottom. I, I I this movie does have a a
a hat. I don't know.
It is. I guess it is a pot.
I can't spoil. Just go watch them.
I will. I will.
Go go watch. Go watch.
Bring her back. It's very, very.
Good, I will go watch it's. Got the mom from Paddington in
it OK. Odd.
(29:22):
Yeah, that's it. But yeah, it's, it's nice to see
Youtubers, people who start off on YouTube, making some of the
best quality shit these days. It's awesome.
I love it so much. Oh fuck dude, this beard shotgun
this one again. Before we start, let's go.
There we go. Get up in my mouth orifice over
(29:44):
here. Deep Throat the can the throat
sounds. Why does it sound like a fuck?
(30:10):
You sound like a moose skull. Because it's like.
(30:36):
I don't know if I just, I don't,I'm not sure if I just duked a
little bit or and that was just shit that did that never made it
all the way down. I don't know.
I just some of it hit the back of my throat and I really had to
cough Jesus. So I was trying to cough and
then I think I just Jesus Christjust had some bio come out.
(31:02):
There you go. Oh my God.
Oh. Stairwell.
Bring her back, keep her away, Sign to her back.
Expelling the demons, Yeah, they're.
Jesus. Oh, yeah.
Go watch. Talk to me.
All right? Should we get to it?
(31:24):
I believe. I believe.
We. Shall shoot.
OK One, one more crack. Hell, yeah.
All right, here we fuck. I don't have a bit plant.
Fuck. Hold on.
Wait a minute. We'll die.
(31:46):
Yeah, I know. But I'm trying to think of a
thing of a previous previously on Wrestling Survivor.
Thick thighs beat weedy arms. I don't know, dude.
The Final Four has no place for substance abuse.
(32:07):
I don't know that I've got nothing.
I've got nothing, Satan, don't look at me.
On the last episode of WrestlingSurvivor, Stormy Renee won
immunity. Taylor Manning won the last
reward challenge it it got him an advantage in the immunity
challenge and it lasted pretty well.
Like, it got him pretty far in the immunity challenge, but it
(32:28):
wasn't enough to get into the final part, which ended in a
pole hold with a soaking wet Derek James and Stormy Renee.
Yes. And through sheer determination
and pure fuck you energy, StormyRenee pulled it out, got
immunity. Derek James was sent home, did
not make the finale. That brings us to our final
(32:50):
four, grimy Dalton Gray. Yeah, let's talk about this
man's arc. Insane.
Where you and I were like, we'relike interviewers real quick for
like the last episode airs. Yeah, let's talk about where
this man where Caesar Flickermanfrom The Hunger Games.
This man started off being in a in a two man alliance with Rio
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and immediately was pimped. He he was straight up dancing on
a coconut tree for no money. But it got bad.
It got bad. It got real bad.
But then he bounced back, had a strong alliance with a strong
tribe. When Strawberry Renee came over
(33:31):
when the tribe swap happened, hewas able to be in the numbers,
but then when the numbers were against him after the merge, he
jumped ship again. Yep, had a big play, became part
of the numbers again. And then when it was time, when
all eyes were on him to get rid of, he won immunity back-to-back
challenges and it was he. He won when he needed to until
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the focus was off of him. Yep, and he's been so he he's
played a very good game. Yep.
We also have one in a million, Tatum Manning, who has kind of
done fuck all. I'm gonna be honest.
He was accused of eating those apples once.
Yep. Yeah.
For the most part, he hasn't done.
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He hasn't done a whole lot. He's.
Just kind of been a part of the numbers every single way it
went. Yeah.
So he's kind of, he hasn't really had to do anything crazy,
hasn't had plenty of big moves. He's won a couple of challenges
here or there. Yep.
So, yeah, just happy to be here.Yep.
And he, he's just so happy. It's not Jacob Lindsey.
Yep, yeah, let's fuck that appleeater.
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We we have a Stormy Renee. We do.
Who didn't initially come in here with the with the mindset
of being a good player, but she kind of accidentally became a
really good player. I don't even think she realized
she was running the game until it was pointed out to her,
right, Until it was her ass on the line at some point.
(34:56):
Yeah. And then when her ass was on the
line, she kind of won the numbers and she started winning
an immunity challenges and she ended up being a real top
contender in this game. I feel like, you know, when
you're playing a video game and you don't know who the boss is,
but like, you get almost halfwaythrough the gate and then you
find out like, oh, this is the big bad boss.
Yeah. And then you spend the
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second-half of the game trying to fight that boss.
That was Stormy's arc. She came in mid game.
It was like, I'm fucking here. Bitch, yeah, but she was the one
playing the game. And then she was like, who the
fuck is the boss? And then she was like, oh shit,
I'm the boss, I'm the boss. She didn't realize it till it
was already there. I'm the motherfucking ball.
And then we got that guy, Red Chambers.
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You has. Played this game probably the
hardest. Yes he he's he.
He formed alliances early. He put his alliance with other
alliances to always have the numbers, but never in a way
where he would be at any sort ofdisadvantage ever if the
alliances were ever split. And he's also one challenges
(35:59):
when he needed to and he's been able to put the numbers together
and not just vote out anybody, but vote out the people who were
the biggest threats. Yeah.
And when Justin Lee became the biggest threat for like 2 weeks,
he was able to jump ship and getrid of Justin put himself right
back there on top, which it which then didn't create a new
monster in Stormy Renee. That was the flip for Stormy.
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But Red has been able to hold onthem being each other's number
one targets. They've both been a great job to
hold on. So that brings us to the final
four. We are at the finale.
Welcome to the final episode of Wrestling Survivor.
We're demonstrating to our firstimmunity challenge.
You remember that challenge where the tribes had to race to
(36:44):
build a wrestling ring? Yeah.
So the one that never finished got thrown into the ocean,
right? The one that did finish has
stayed there this whole time. And it is dirty now.
It is dirty. It's soaking wet.
It's got mold growing on it now.And here's the challenge.
And the four remaining contestants will have to stand
on the top rope for as long as they possibly can without using
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their hands. Oh, Yep.
I think Dalton's probably got a good chance.
Yeah, yeah, I think everybody's got a good chance at this point.
I think all these people here are that are here have like
they're here because they've allbeen able to win when they
needed to, right? So I think they've, they've none
of them's quite clearly going tofall off.
(37:30):
Well, I'm, I'm trying to think of everybody's ability to like
springboard or everybody's ability to be able to actually
stand on a rope. I don't know if any of these
people can springboard, I'll say.
That I've I've seen Dalton. Has he?
Yeah, I've seen Dalton. OK, OK.
In some mass. There's a twist 3 hours in but
I'll I'll wait and but you finish your train of thought.
(37:50):
I don't know that I've I've seenred do like springboard from the
middle, but I've never seen him on the top.
I feel like I've seen Tatum spring wars on the top once.
I think I've. Ever seen that in my life?
Maybe once, but I haven't seen enough of Stormy's worth to.
OK, keep in mind, though, this this ring is dirty.
(38:13):
Yeah, it's been, it's been on this island for weeks and I'm
and I'm. Pretty sure that those ropes got
some slickness to them. They're they're, they're slick.
They've been they did tighten them up beforehand as best as
they possibly could, but they'reprobably a little thick, like
they're probably a little stiff and also slip the moth like I
said, molds probably growing on the boards like it's bad.
A swing looks like shit and the twist is is that 3 hours in
(38:37):
there's two random ass lucha doors and masks that are going
to come in and have a match. Do any of them even make?
It to three hours, I don't know,but that's the twist that
happens at 3 hours if there's anybody left.
This is a tummy. Are they like in the corners?
(38:58):
Yes. OK, they are pursed on the top
rope in the corner. Gotcha.
I for whatever reason I was thinking like they're in the
middle of the fucking robe just like tight this shit.
Jesus. Christ, no, no, they're pursed
in the quarters. OK, 4.
Quarters, OK, gotcha. They're.
Fucking ready to rumble. This shit, that's much easier.
Yeah, OK. At 3 hours, 2 random luge stars
(39:21):
are to come in. Start just having a match this
dirty mossy ass, right. They're not midgets, but they're
short enough to the point where they don't need to hit the top
rope. But they definitely are.
Yeah. They like 2 Rey Mysterios
basically. I I think it comes down to
(39:48):
Dalton and Tatum. I don't know how well Read is
going to compete against Tatum. At least Dalton's also got
really skinny legs. He doesn't have a lot of bass so
I'm not sure. I feel like Tatum would fall
(40:15):
once the Luchadors got in there,once the Latudos got in there.
I feel like them bouncing and hitting the ropes would
definitely make Payton fall. OK, I can just see him with his
little disgruntled face up there, that banging and he
falls. Yeah, you see it.
(40:35):
I think Red eats it when he falls.
Yeah, Red will eat. It I think Red's going to fall
and just eat it. I think Dalton wins this
challenge. Then yeah, I could see that.
Dawn Gray wins immunity and guarantees a spot in the final
three. All right, we're going
straighten the tribal council. Oh.
Shit. Who is everyone voting for?
(40:56):
Red and Stormy are both key players and neither one of them
are safe for the first time in awhile.
So how is this going to go? I feel like there's there's a
clear path here, but the the let's say they have a couple
hours to talk before they go straight to trouble council,
(41:16):
right? What's everyone's play?
I think Tatum is safe. I think it's got to be either
Red or Stormy. Yeah, they're the two biggest
players. I think it's got to be them.
I think Reds got the most pull. He's definitely got the most
pull with Tatum. With the guys.
You think so? Yeah.
OK, I mean, what about it? Like with Tatum, he's obviously
(41:39):
got to pull just because they're, you know, they're buds.
But Dalton comes from the same background.
Stormy's the only outcast here. I think Dalton's got to
understand that whichever 1 he gets they get rid of, now the
other one has to go next. Time.
Yeah. So I'm sure he is.
Very aware of that. Yes, pop up in the seven roll by
the way year. So with that in mind, is it in
(42:04):
his best interest to still get rid of story?
Does he try to Well, if if he. Doesn't get rid of if he
doesn't. If he tries to get rid of Red,
he has to contend with Taylor. Yes.
So if they get rid of storming now, that means that puts Dalton
two on one next time. It does, but if he goes for red
(42:30):
now, is Tatum going to vote for red too?
No. So it'd be a tie, it'd be a tie,
and if it's a tie then it goes to fire making.
So does he risk that? I, I think you're probably right
though. I think it probably just fallen
(42:50):
Stormy. I think so.
Unfortunate. So unfortunate Stormy Renee, she
has she's gone. She is the the 14th person voted
out a wrestling survivor and shegoes to the jury.
Got to update the jury. I'll do that.
(43:12):
You want to you want to have first dibs in this this bad boy
girl. Let me take a picture of this
real quick for you. Jesus you tried to fuck me up.
This doesn't look like a normal cinnamon roll to the people
(43:33):
listening. But no, it doesn't.
But yeah, we're going to take a picture for you so we can put it
out there. Jesus almost lost it dudes.
Almost did. How was that?
(43:58):
Yep, OK. Pretty fucking good.
All right, all right, so that brings us to the final three.
Yes, Sir. Grimy.
Dalton Gray, one in a million. Taylor Manning and that guy Red
Chambers. Yeah, we, we're, we're going to
go straight into the last immunity challenge.
OK, If there's not really much need for game talk, I feel like
everybody knows where they stand.
(44:19):
Yep. Dalton Gray has 1 mission.
Don't let he he has to win. He has, he has to win.
He has to win to vote out Red. Here's the immunity challenge,
the the last immunity challenge,by the way, people are going to
have this kind of, I probably should have wrote this down,
(44:41):
make it sound better. So these, these guys are going
to have a pole that they have tocarry on their shoulder.
It's almost like a squat, like asquat rack bar, right?
But they can kind of hold it better.
However they need to hold it. It starts off with with with
with a certain amount of weight on it.
It's not the same weight for each player.
(45:02):
It starts off with a certain ratio compared to their body
weight. So Dalton being a smaller man,
he starts off with less weight. With Tatum and Red being bigger,
they have more weight to start with.
And as the time goes on, every 30 minutes, more weight will be
added on in ratios. Not in pounds, but in a ratios
(45:26):
like 10% of their body weight will be added on like every, you
know, whatever. Let's just say I'm going to say
20. I'm going to say 2020% of their
body weight will be added on every 30 minutes.
So you get to 2 1/2 hours in, they're holding their body
weight on these poles. Here's the kicker, right?
It's not what their body weight is now, it's what their body
(45:47):
weight was when they started this game.
So they're, they've all lost a lot of weight.
They've lost strength. So it's actually probably more
like 30% of their body weight each time.
So it's who can hold the most weight ratio wise for the
longest. I'm thinking Tatum's a
stronghold here. Yeah, yeah, Tatum.
I know Tatum's at least in the gym regularly.
(46:09):
OK, Yeah. So he's probably doing really,
really well. Yeah.
I think Dalton probably struggles.
I agree. So I think this one comes down
to Tatum and Red. I agree.
But I think Tatum's going to take.
(46:30):
I agree wholeheartedly. Unfortunately I do agree with
you. I think Tatum Manning wins
immunity. Yep.
Garrison's guarantees himself final 2.
Yep. Does he stick with Red, the guy
that Sue saved his ass and carried him the whole time, or
does he finally turn? So I I think he looks at Red and
(46:54):
he realizes he can't beat it. I don't think Tatum can beat
anyone. No, but I think he thinks that
he probably has a better chance against Dolphin than he does
red. Will he stab right at the back
though? Is he going to do that?
Yeah, I think so. You think so?
(47:15):
I think so, feel like I've seen Tatum do this before.
Technically rented it to him first.
Did he? Yeah, I can't remember.
This is payback for all that. Oh buck.
Damn. So it comes down to Dalton Gray.
(47:38):
Dalton Gray and Tatum Manning. Oh my.
God of the Century. This was Tatum's play the whole
time. So here's how this works.
Dalton and Tatum go back to campand they spend one more night at
camp and then the next day they plan their their speeches.
(48:02):
Because the way this works is they get to say a speech and
then each member of the jury gets to come up and they get to
ask questions or say like speak freely.
And then Tatum and Dalton get a chance to rebuttal or say
anything else, closing comments.And then everybody on the jury
will vote. This time the name they write is
(48:24):
who wins the game. Our jury consists of Justin Lee,
Alex Royal, Jacob Lindsey, EddieLavonne, Derek James, Storm,
Your Name and That Guy read. Chambers Oh shit.
(48:49):
Oh man. So.
Obviously, we're not going to like simulate their speeches,
no. But what do you think?
Their sales pitches? I think the Reds probably pissed
First off. Dalton and Tatum, what's their
sales pitch like? I deserve to win this game
because XYZ Dalton's. Probably pitching the fact that
(49:11):
like, he kind of put up with everybody's shit all the way to
the end. He was on the outs on day one
with Demo and Nasty and Alex andJacob kind of having a strength
drive. Yeah, and they were kind of the
targets #1 because they were being bullied.
(49:33):
They are able eventually able toband together, flip Eddie and
get out Nasty. And that was Dalton's target
boy, to be on the numbers each time.
And whenever the numbers weren'tin his favor, he was able to
flip tribes or flip alliances. And when that wasn't working
anymore, he was able to win immunity.
So yeah, I don't think he was ever a mastermind, but I do
(49:56):
think he was a key a key piece alot of the times.
So I think he has a strong thingthere.
I think so too. What's?
Tatum's pitch. I don't know because he didn't
really do a. Whole you don't do a lot.
He kind of just kind of. Piggybacked.
Yeah. He piggybacked off the red the
whole time. And then he he eliminated red.
(50:18):
And is that going to be looked at as a good play or is that
going to be looked at as just like, well, you didn't really
play a good game, You just turned on your friend the last
second. Yeah.
So how's. I don't know, man.
I don't know. I think he just kind of owns up
to his like, you know what? I didn't really do a whole lot.
(50:40):
I'm, I'm just kind of thankful I'm here at this point.
I think it's more so like, you're right, guys.
I didn't do a whole lot. That's because I didn't have to
do a whole lot. I let you guys fucking kill each
other while I just stood back. Comes in arrogant.
Yeah, it's like I stood there. The target was never on me.
(51:02):
I and I would that was he probably plays it like I did
that on purpose, like that was astrategic play on my part, not
making myself a target, just letting you guys kill each
other. OK, I think that that's his
pitch, but let's get to it, man.Let's start it off with Justin
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Lee. He was in alliance with Tatum
for a good while when his ass was kind of on the line a little
bit. I'm not, not really when his ass
was on the line, but like when the when the alliances were
tied, it was like 4 and 4. Dalton flipped and joined
(51:45):
Justin's alliance. Yep.
And he was able to kind of take control for a couple weeks.
So I don't know, does Justin care about loyalty or does he
care about who played, who played the best?
I think it's what it comes down to.
I think he's, I think he votes take, he votes to keep Tatum.
(52:12):
I think he votes for Tatum to win.
Yeah. OK, next step.
Alex Wuerl hated Tatum made it. Hated.
Him how they had a rivalry goingthe whole time.
Yeah, so he's voting for Dole. You don't think he's going to
respect it? No, OK.
Jacob Lindsey, He's not learningfor Tate.
(52:33):
No fucking what? I hate the fucking apples, all
right? I didn't.
You're still a piece of shit, Eddie Lavon.
Oh. He he was with, you know, he was
with Bolton for a little bit, Yeah.
You know, he turned on that tribe on day one when they had
to get rid of Rio. Yeah.
(52:55):
But he came back around. But then Rio portrayed them.
Yeah, join with them. Who knows?
Does Eddie care about who playedgood?
I don't think Eddie cares about who played good.
Yeah, he's going to be bitter over Dalton swapping alliances.
(53:18):
Or does he care that much because he swapped alliances
several times? Yeah, well, right.
So he'd be very hypocritical if he got mad about it.
Right. So no, I don't think he's going
to. So how does he vote then?
Doesn't care about who played better?
Doesn't care about who was more loyal.
(53:40):
What's he? What's he makes his vote on?
I think it's just like who he likes more.
Who does he like more? Yeah, who's more likeable than?
I think he's probably, he probably likes Dalton more.
(54:03):
I agree. I agree.
I think Tatum's a bit too standoffish for.
Him, Stormy Renee or no Derrick James.
Derrick James. I don't know, I don't think he
(54:27):
cares about either one of these guys.
I. Don't think so.
Either oh he says like a bun, he's like I think you both suck,
but is he going to respect who played better or I don't know
because he wasn't. He never had anything to do with
Tatum ever. No, he's kind of in the same but
(54:47):
as Eddie when it comes to Dalton.
And he turned on Stormy 2 last second to get rid of Eddie, so
he also can't say too much. No.
So I I think he kind of is in the same boat, but he respects
it more from a a player standpoint slightly.
Yeah. So I think he votes for Dalton
(55:07):
as well. So one for Dalton, one for
Tatum, one for Dalton, 1/2 for Dalton, 3 for Dalton.
Oh, buddy, Well, I guess just tokeep it going.
The storm. You vote for Dalton or does she
vote for Tatum? She's voting for Dolph.
(55:30):
Dalton, yeah, and Red Chambers. Red's probably pissed.
You know, but from a player standpoint, he's got to
understand it, but he doesn't have to respect it because Tatum
didn't never had to make any decisions right until then,
until his friends asked him a lot, right?
(55:55):
I think just out of a loyalty play, red votes for Tatum to
win. Fair enough.
Not that it works, but no. No, Dalton wins five to two.
Yeah, Dalton whips Tatum's ass. And Dalton Gray, that grimy
(56:20):
bastard, the winner of Season 1 of Wrestling Survivor.
Aw shit. Sounds like a fart does.
Sound like a fart. Congratulations, Dalton Gray.
(56:41):
You will receive a bullshit giftbasket.
Yeah. I don't know if I'll be able to
make your graduation party though.
But I'm sorry. But I will see you at some point
down the line you. Smell that.
I do smell that. I'm turning the car off to be
safe. Just sit there idle.
It better die. There we go.
(57:04):
But congratulations. It's been a crazy ride.
A crazy ride. By episode 3, he was full on
hoe. Yeah.
And now he's the winner. Yep.
Holy shit. Holy shit.
Oh my God. Congratulations to Dalton Gray
that that man, It's over now. It is wrestling survivors over.
Yep. What are we going to do?
I don't know. I don't know.
(57:26):
Guess I'll have to wait for Season 2.
Yep. Season 2 is not coming right
away though. No, no, no.
Should do you think we should dothese like once a season for us
like the season of the podcast or should we do them like
seasonally with actual Survivor?I think we can do them
seasonally like with actual survivors.
(57:46):
OK, because they run twice a year.
OK. Yeah.
You know what? Yeah.
Yeah, we can do that. We could do that.
Yeah, we could do that. All right, well, that brings us
to an end, our wrestling survivor and an end to this
episode. So, Wesley Crane, tell me right
now, where can the people find you?
As always, you can subscribe and.
(58:07):
Follow me on all social media that's Facebook, Instagram,
TikTok and YouTube at IM Wesley Crane.
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Www.imwesleycrane.com and with. All of that being said.
Tommy, where can they find you? Dick deep in this cinema roll
(58:28):
baby. Dude, it, it was fucking
delicious. Very.
Delicious. I let you take the last edge
because I'm I've been fucking itup over here.
You can find me on social media at the Tommy Dean 32 or Tommy
Dean Pro. You can find me on YouTube at
the Tommy Dean, but don't followme there or I'll follow you
home. You can catch me at Extravaslams
(58:53):
at the Property Events Center onJuly 12th.
You can find me at Ozark Championship, Ozark Mountain
Wrestling. That is what it is.
Ozark in Arkansas. There you go on July 19th.
And then you can find me at the summer, though I don't know if
that's announced yet. Can't say I don't know, but got
(59:16):
some good shit coming up in August.
Let's just say that. Yeah.
So yeah. Yeah, hey, who are fortune
cookies, say? Oh, shit.
I don't know. I've got too much.
So many fingers. Portugal keys.
Oh, they're either. We got 2 of them.
Come, let's open them up. Your uncle says he's sorry for
(59:41):
what he did when you were told. What the fuck?
You will travel far and wide andtouch many lives along the way.
Oh my God. I was weirdly close.
It had to do with touching so Jesus Christ.
But your mind says your charmingnature will open many doors for
(01:00:03):
you. Bitch, I don't need no doors
open for me. We break them with bodies,
breaks them with bodies, but I'mjust, I'm going to touch a lot
of people earlier, break them with bodies.
You're breaking shit. They're trying to turn me into a
believe that put the duck noise.That's bullshit.
(01:00:28):
Oh son of a bitch. Oh fuck, don't fuck her.
Fortune cookies made of. I have no idea.
It looks like a cornucopia. This looks really good.
(01:00:49):
It works really good. Just record.
Let's get all our chitchat afterwards.
Can't believe Dalton won. It's crazy but not see that
come. Oh, we should have did.
Like who was our secret picks? Remember at the very beginning
(01:01:12):
we we picked, we thought we weregoing to win before anything
happened. Oh yeah, mine was faster clock.
No, yours was Skyler Slice. Oh yeah, that's right.
But. She got evac in episode 5.
Yeah, yeah. Mine was red Chambers, yeah.
Jordan, you came close. Seem close.
(01:01:33):
This bad boy? Oh, the centerpiece we should
have laid in the tramp that's onthe podcast.
The centerpiece. I mean, we all still record.
How's that centerpiece, Tommy? Oh, tastes like mall.
(01:02:00):
Thanks. Like mall.
Tastes like her centerpiece too.Cinnamon rings.
Why? That's in shivers down my spot.
That's why you get recorded. Ma.
(01:02:23):
What have you stuck out to the end of this episode you got a
treat for? Congratulations.
Just never stops. Nope.
Nope. It just keeps on going, going,
going, going, going, going and going and going.
(01:02:46):
And going and going and going and.
Going and going and going.
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(00:21):
With Tommy. And Wes.
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With Tommy and Wes, I am Tommy and he's Wes, and with our
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(00:42):
school bus full of 11 year olds.Bro as long as I can eat this
orange chicken I could take on whatever the fuck you throw up
in. It's so good.
We're going to have a good fucking time on this episode.
We're not doing another walk pod.
I I can't bear another step right now.
(01:02):
And it's also more so for your safety probably today than it is
for my convenience. We we have we have things to
talk about today. We have things.
Yeah. The biggest thing being we will
have the finale. A wrestling survivor on this
(01:23):
podcast, We will have the finale.
We are down to the final four contestants.
Nope, he's gone. Stormy, Dalton, Red Tatum, but
we're going to wait because assembled today, we are not
empty handed. Nope, I've got a 12 back of beer
(01:44):
that I'm going to try to finish before the end of this episode.
We have probably a pound of orange chicken each.
Yay. You've and we have a whole big
giant fucking cinnamon roll. Yeah.
(02:09):
We're talking this thing's like 11 inches in, in circumference
diameter. I mean, that's the work.
So but we're. Not going to get into that stuff
right now. Like we're not going to get into
Survivor right now because we got all this stuff.
Wesley, what you drinking? No tune up?
(02:29):
I did. I just raw dogs went in there.
Yeah, you did. Today I am drinking Ghost Energy
Straw Bango, which coincidentally used to be called
Straw Bango Margarita. I don't know why they changed
the name. Maybe because kids were drinking
it? That didn't look very great.
(02:49):
That's. Probably it, but it is one of my
favorite flavors. It's probably this and Welsh is
great. Those are my tops.
What do you? Think of the new one, the iced
tea lemonade it. Bottom tier flavour for me.
Is it? It is mainly because it's like
Sprite but like not Sprite. So when I tried it, I told you
what I thought of it. Yeah, it was like a brisk tea.
(03:11):
But if it was carbonated and andcaffeinated, which is spot on.
And I, I like brisk, brisk tea, all their all their different
flavours. No, I'm not a big tea person,
but I love a lemonade tea. OK.
I will say when you when you take it straight up out the
cooler, it's got it, it's not that great.
But once it's kind of like not warmed up, like when it's not
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like freezing cold when it answers your mouth holes.
When you broke it in. When you broke it in, it's sat
there for about 5 or 10 minutes opened already.
That's where it hits the most for me.
OK. So yeah, I, I, I really like the
new flavour. I, I bought four of them today,
but that is not what I'm drinking today.
And what are you drinking? I am drinking.
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I'm bringing me some some Steve Weiser stabilizer.
No, I'm drinking. I'm drinking these Budweiser
Zeros. What?
I'm talking, we got 50 calories.What, 0 percent?
Oh, my God. Is there actually no alcohol on
this? I'm about to be pissed,
actually. Is there no alcohol?
You know what? I don't think this is actual.
(04:18):
I think this is not alcoholic Budweiser now that I think about
it. What the serious 0 alcohol.
Oh fuck. You know what?
I thought it was weird when I got this at the self checkout.
They didn't make me show any ID Fuck.
Oh my God, I was going to hold. I was going to kill this whole
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12 and you fuck this money this episode.
This is not alcoholic beer. What the fuck?
I'm just drinking shitty beer now.
Well now I have to finish them all because I'm fucking boilers.
Oh my God. All flavored 0 alcohol brew.
Yeah OK I see it all there now. Well I would have shotgun this
(05:10):
one I just now opened up now. Holy shit.
It's still tasting. Jesus, aren't we like mud
(05:30):
waters? Must have been none of the fuck
upset. There's all the shitty tasted,
none of the positives. Fuck.
(05:50):
Well if we need to drive anywhere, well, I think we'll be
safe now. Oh McGregor, open the second one
now. Wow.
Fuck dude. I was like oh dude, 0 calorie
beer, let's go. I read that raw.
I was like oh it's 50 calories. OK then what's the zero?
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Then? 0 sugar which is cool. 0.0
alcohol. Dude what the fuck I'm very
upset. Oh fuck nuts.
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If you guys haven't noticed, Wesley is is enlightened and
elevated today. I have more than usual.
I have climbed the ladder very high.
You're like Barbie Allen on thatmountain right now.
Aren't a lie. You are perfect episode for food
(07:07):
though. I suppose she time to have zero
fucking alcoholic beer. This is bullshit.
I just have a cardboard box of 600 galleries now and no
meaning. This is horseshit.
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Very upset you. You are not.
You can't stop laughing. If you can't stop laughing, then
I can't stop laughing because I'm laughing when you laughing.
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Oh shit hey W, can you name all 50 states in alphabetical order?
No, I can't sick. I actually try not give it a try
right now to calm yourself I'm. Fucking Alabama.
Alaska. Yeah, yeah, actually, yeah.
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You're still, you're still on there. 48 to go, Arkansas.
No, he fucked up. Wait, wait, there's another one?
What's the other one? Arizona.
Oh. Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, I forgot about Arizona.So it's so so is every other
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stage. I'll forget about Arizona.
Only thing I know about Arizona is their football teams called
the Razorbacks and that's because I won a free jersey from
there. It was the last one picked.
I know. I mean, that's Arkansas too.
Maybe it was Arkansas Eraser butI don't know.
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Dude, see fucking Arizona step up your game bro.
Unoriginal fox. What if we just kicked them out
up the states? It's thrown down the stairs.
Stop making Puerto Rico territory and just have it
replace Arizona. So that actually is a weird
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talent of mine. I could name all 50 stairs in
alphabetical order. Why can you do that?
I'm I think it used to be like asong, but I used to sing when I
was like 6 years old in school. What?
Fuck kind of songs are you singing?
I don't know bro, I was this. This is over like over 2.
This is 2 1/2 decades ago. I think there was a song about
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the states, so it just stuck with me.
So now I use it as my secret talent.
I can say all 50 states in alphabetical order in like 20
seconds. OK.
Oh, good. How funny would be if I just
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didn't do it now and everyone's like, he's not gonna do it.
I I say you just. Don't do it till the end of the
episode. Just don't do it.
And the second I go for it, you just well see what's going on in
there. We are.
(10:53):
We're 10 minutes into this recording and we've done fuck
all. Yo, are you following the Diddy
trial? What?
No I'm not. Please update me.
Diddy, Diddy date, Diddy updatesDiddy dates.
Give me the Diddy dates. It's fogging wild.
Diddy details Diddy Diddy tells tales of the Diddy give them to
(11:13):
me. So latest and greatest news is
he was hiring male escorts to have sex with Cassie Ventura in
hotel rooms for like $2000 whilehe jacked off in the corner.
Then just watch, sometimes they would last from like 2 hours to
(11:36):
like 10 hours. On the fuck?
Yeah. And then he had an assistant who
would have to go in there and clean it up afterwards.
Oh my. God.
So like, here's the thing, right?
Yeah. Because I'm deep into the like
the the conspiracy theories and shit, right?
There is no way that one dude was just like this evil to be
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able to be like, Oh yeah, like we're going to have these
parties and everybody can not have their phones.
And like, you know, we're going to use all this special drugs
and get everybody fucking reallyfucked up.
We're going to do a bunch of weird fucking sex shit.
Like there's no way one dude wasdoing this right?
Like that's some like secret agent.
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I mean, shit, it's not the most evil thing that's been done, so
I wouldn't put it past today, buddy.
I mean, we did have Hitler. That's hard to read you right?
So you know. What?
Right. I think it was very possible for
that to have happened. Rate this orange chicken right
(12:45):
now. Give it one out of 10 chickens.
Eight. I gave it 8 chickens.
Wow, Ted did it. Oh no, diddies.
Oh. This is this is very good order
check and we got the last batch too that they had so like this
(13:06):
is bottom of the barrel. It's still so good and it's
really good yeah Oh my God, so much more second.
So what's been going on in your life, buddy?
Update the people, Tell them what you're doing.
Honestly, I feel like I've done nothing, but I've done a lot.
(13:29):
Yeah. Like I got to photograph the the
new Harley-Davidson, Fat Boy, Grey Ghost.
That was a lot of fun. OK.
I've done a couple different gear designs, so that's a lot of
fun. Yeah, nice.
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And after the last event that wehad, we've decided to do 2 more
events. So we have one on June 14th
called Day of the Dad, and then we have another one on July 5th
called Stars Pipes and Stripes. I think I'm actually going to be
at that. June 14th, 1:00.
So I was asked to show up to do a a wrestlers meet and greet for
(14:13):
the summer's bazaar. Interesting.
Yes, that's pretty fucking dope.Yeah.
So yeah, planning two more events.
Nice man, that's awesome. What about wrestling?
Watch. What do you have coming up?
Wrestling. Watch Not a damn thing.
You know what bro? Kind of the same.
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I thought I had a booking next weekend.
I don't. I don't have a booking like what
it is currently. May 31st.
It's the end of May. Sorry it May shit.
You had to go one way or anotheras we're recording this, when
you guys listen to it, it'll be the start of June.
I don't have a booking until extra Slams, which sucks, but
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also kind of chill with it, kindof chill with it.
I'm going to chill with it. I'll have a match for over six
weeks. Although actually, you know what
I will say, there is this littletiny thing going on downtown on
Monday. If you, you know, if people go
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there, you know, you might, you might see a little something,
something. Oh yeah, you might, maybe,
maybe, who knows? Oh, no, bro, I don't book the
shit. But you know, the day that we're
you're listening to this, it's June 2nd.
Actually, I forgot I got my dates backwards earlier.
It was a minute ago by apologies.
So the day that if you're listening to this when it first
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comes out, you have a chance. Wow.
You might see me tonight. Maybe if if the dominoes fall,
we'll see because I will be at acertain place.
Technically you're not supposed to talk about it.
I I reread the agreement. So.
But yeah, that'll be fun. But now actually, other than
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that, like I don't got shit for like 6 1/2 weeks, dude.
So I'm just kind of enjoying life right now.
Hell yeah, yeah, man. I will say you and I kind of
talked about this a little bit afew weeks ago.
I wouldn't head and just put a little something out there to
kind of just cut start because we're already at summer.
Now I want to have a bloody summer.
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What does that mean? Is it sexual maybe?
Basically, I want to have as many death matches this summer
as I possibly can. And here's the thing, I don't
think I've ever actually been ina real death match.
I've just done deathmatch. Deathmatch esque.
(16:48):
Thing. There you go.
So I'm trying this time. I want I want to do a lot of
deathmatch stuff. You need a bag?
Yeah. You already finished that orange
check. Oh, shit.
This it. Take the fuck out of that shit.
Yeah, we'll take those hippos for later, but there that and
there Yates. Do we Do we read the?
Fortunes at the end of the night?
I think so. I think so.
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We'll read the fortunes in the end of the night and it'll be
whatever this isn't with fortunecookies.
Exact opposite. Exact opposite, exact opposite.
They're rigged to always say something possible.
OK, so we're going to expect theworst today.
So yeah. Death Match server for Tommy
Dean is here. Hell yeah.
(17:31):
But not just for Tommy. We'll go for you.
You and I as well. For me?
For me, yeah. OK, we should have tag team
Death Mattress this year. Tag team death matches.
Yes, that's. Something that I don't see very.
Often I don't think it's a real thing.
Tag team death matches. Tag team death matches, bro.
That'd be crazy, yeah. Be awesome, I'm here for.
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It it would be. Let's fucking go.
You know what some of the most, you know what one of the most
funnest matches I've ever had inmy entire career is the Lights
Out match that we had let back in December.
That was a lot of fun. And it was eight of us.
Yeah, that was a lot of fun. But tacked in death matches.
I think we should do it, man. Fuck yeah.
I'm here for it. Camp Blood coming to your
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promotion soon. As long as they don't suck.
Yes, yes. If they don't book us, then they
suck. That's why.
So everybody better book us. Yes.
All right. Feel like, feel like we're
trying to recreate the Mark Henry theme song.
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Oh mother, go get the angry so. Did that thing goes hard though.
I it does, but I don't know whathe's saying half the time
somebody go get the ass kicked and I have no idea what else is
it. I always I was like somebody
going to get their weave split. This is the first one.
(18:59):
That's it. That's crazy, because that means
Mark Henry. Whoops, some women's ass.
Let's find out. That's POD, right?
I don't. Know no, that's Three 6 Mafia.
That's the one. All right, so here, here's the
(19:19):
lyric. Oh my God, those are so they're
so little. They're Here we go.
There's a total 8. Yeah, Three 6 Mafia.
Say what? 36 Mafia.
It's going down. Y'all know what time it is?
Better run. We ain't playing with you in the
club in the street sugar. Y'all know what time it is?
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Get ready for it. Oh, step up.
Ready. Yes, Sir.
Oh, there's more. OK, I thought that was.
And then I'm, I guess I'm just going to go, Oh my.
God, I was. I was, I wasn't.
Far off. Somebody's going to get the ass
kicked. Somebody's going to get their
(20:02):
wig split. Somebody's going to get the ass
kicked. Somebody's going to get their
wig split. Beat him up.
Beat him up. Break his neck.
Break his neck. Beat him up.
Beat him up. Break his neck.
Break his neck. Beat him up.
Beat him up. Break his neck.
Break his neck. Beat him up.
Beat him up. Break his neck.
Beat him up. Oh my God, Survive right now
bro. You said we split.
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It was wig split. It was wings split.
Yeah, you were you fighting people in wigs, Mark Henry.
Jesus, you were not far off. Oh, my goodness.
All right, well, I'm going to finish tearing into this.
Why don't you tell us what you think of The Last of Us so far,
bud? It's.
You got 1 episode left. Yeah, I finished it.
(20:45):
You got one left. Yeah.
So I'll let you go ahead and tell tell us your thoughts on.
It's pretty good. This.
The cinematography in the show is really really good and the
editing is really really good aswell.
The visual effects in the show blows me away because that's
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like some really intricate looking shit.
That and the sound design. OK, sound design is.
Very, very good. The sound design is incredible.
What do you not like? About the show.
So. I can hear it in your voice.
Everybody makes it out like it'sthis amazing show.
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Don't get me wrong, it's good. I personally think that we've
seen better specifically like inthe zombie genre, like the first
Four Seasons of The Walking DeadI think are better.
OK. However, not comparing it to
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anything. It is still.
Very good. OK, so I want to counter one of
your points just for a second. The whole comparing it to other
zombie shows, I don't look at this like a zombie TV show.
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I look at this as a drama seriesbecause the zombies, they're
there, they're part of the set piece, but they are not the main
thing of the show, right? They are not the driving force,
they're not the driving story. They are not in any way a
motivator really of the of this season at least, right?
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But I will say I do not think Season 2 is as good as season 1.
I think season 1 is God damn near perfect.
Loved it. The issue is we come from this
protrudive respectives respectives.
You have not played the games correct.
I've played them way too much. Right.
(23:06):
So we we have, I've got fucking Elliot tattooed on my back like
we are. We come from very two different
sides of it. So I was very interested in what
your thoughts of it were compared to mine right because
I'm not going to defend this. I'm I I have not had a problem
separating show from game. But I will say when the show
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feels like the game, it feels nice.
But the things that season 2 hasdone different I've liked.
But I do have issues. Season 2 only covers the first
half of the second game, and me going into it knowing everything
that's going to happen, I have asense of unfulfillment after at
(23:48):
the end of the season. And you'll kind of know what I
mean a little bit. But it does set up Season 3 very
well. OK, I'm gonna get the slight
spoilers here, Sly spoilers for the listeners.
So in the video game, those three days that you spend in
Seattle, you play those three days as Ellie, and then when
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Abby and Ellie finally come faceto face, it cuts and it rewinds
and you go back to day one. But this time you do it all
again from Abby's perspective. OK, Yeah.
And you get all of her back story.
So that's going to be Season 3. Gotcha.
So there is a sense of unfulfillment in this show.
(24:35):
OK, I, I will. And then here's the main, my
main negative thing. There is one scene in particular
that really bothered me because there's a scene in the game
where it's Dina and Ellie and Ellie's gone off and she's done
some shit on her own and she comes back and Dina kind of
(24:57):
starts stripping her down. Not sexually.
This is like a very just like like Ellie feels broken and she
starts stripping her down and her body is just covered and
bruises and and cuts and wounds and she looks destroyed.
And as the player of the game, you buy it because you have
spent 10 hours getting your fucking ass kicked as this
(25:21):
character in the show. They put that scene in there but
I don't buy it because I just don't feel like the show gave
enough or did enough to Ellie towarrant me actually give me like
buying that scene of her coveredin all this just brutality.
I got you, so I got. You it's a great scene from the
(25:43):
game. It's one of the best scenes from
the game. I feel like that's just the only
reason why they put it in the show.
But I didn't buy it in the show as much as I.
Did the game so. OK, but other than that, I still
really think the show is very good.
I think the acting is phenomenaland I think the story is still
phenomenal. I I think it's still staying
very true to the game, which I like.
But overall, it's probably like a 7 1/2 out of 10 for me.
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Hell yeah, Hell yeah. I don't know.
I'm I'm going to wait until I finish the the season before I
give a A rank, right? Yeah.
You, you got to finish it, yeah.Yeah.
All right, before we move on to what everybody wants, I'm going
to talk about couple more things.
You have any other things you want to talk about?
I have nothing. OK, I've seen a couple movies
(26:29):
recently. I.
Seen a couple movies, Yeah, I don't remember the first one,
but I didn't watch the newest movie by the Rocka Rocka
brothers, do you? Do you know the Rocka Rocka?
I got another. Rocka Rocka YouTube channel
Nope. You know Deathmatch Ronald
McDonald? Nope.
You haven't seen Deathmatch Ronald McDonald.
No, you. You what?
(26:51):
Yeah, I figured this is something you would know.
No. So rocker, rocker.
They were Youtubers who would make comedy sketches, like adult
comedy sketches on YouTube. They would do like special
effects and shit. That was always looking super
cool. Like you knew who Riley Reid is.
Everybody knows Riley Reid, right?
They did a sketch where he dressed up as Ronald McDonald
and they were doing, they were getting ready to film a sex
(27:11):
scene, but then he kicked her really hard in the ass and she
goes flying into space. And one of them there's because
there's two brothers, one of them, the one that dresses up
like Roman, not all the time, like does like I, I don't know
if I'm not going to call him a professional wrestler.
I'm not going to do that. He's not.
But he did dress up as Ronald McDonald and wrestle a full
(27:34):
blown death match once, like with light tubes and everything.
OK, I'm going to show you afterwards.
It's great, but you know the movie that came out a couple
years ago? Talk to me.
Yeah, they made that movie. Oh, shit.
OK. They had a new movie come out.
OK, called Bring Her Back. I don't know what it is with
their three word titles, but yeah, highly recommend.
(27:57):
Very good movie. Very good movie.
OK. I loved it a lot.
Here we go. Great acting.
Special effects are great. The practical, practical special
effects fucking rule. OK, it's I will say there's one,
one thing is it's, it's not justlike talk to me, but it is like
(28:20):
talk to me in the sense of like,God damn it.
Why does, why do movies all haveto end sad?
Like I'm OK with like some movies ending sad, but like God
damn, why is everything so that?Why is everything you do so
depressing? I will say more than that
because I, I, I don't know because.
(28:40):
Sometimes I'm here for it. Like I I fucking hate at the end
of like a crazy slasher movie, you get this like triumphant
finale or of like, oh, everything's fine and dandy now
and I can relax and be happy. No bitch, you should be running
for your life. This is a slasher film top to
(29:01):
bottom. I, I I this movie does have a a
a hat. I don't know.
It is. I guess it is a pot.
I can't spoil. Just go watch them.
I will. I will.
Go go watch. Go watch.
Bring her back. It's very, very.
Good, I will go watch it's. Got the mom from Paddington in
it OK. Odd.
(29:22):
Yeah, that's it. But yeah, it's, it's nice to see
Youtubers, people who start off on YouTube, making some of the
best quality shit these days. It's awesome.
I love it so much. Oh fuck dude, this beard shotgun
this one again. Before we start, let's go.
There we go. Get up in my mouth orifice over
(29:44):
here. Deep Throat the can the throat
sounds. Why does it sound like a fuck?
(30:10):
You sound like a moose skull. Because it's like.
(30:36):
I don't know if I just, I don't,I'm not sure if I just duked a
little bit or and that was just shit that did that never made it
all the way down. I don't know.
I just some of it hit the back of my throat and I really had to
cough Jesus. So I was trying to cough and
then I think I just Jesus Christjust had some bio come out.
(31:02):
There you go. Oh my God.
Oh. Stairwell.
Bring her back, keep her away, Sign to her back.
Expelling the demons, Yeah, they're.
Jesus. Oh, yeah.
Go watch. Talk to me.
All right? Should we get to it?
(31:24):
I believe. I believe.
We. Shall shoot.
OK One, one more crack. Hell, yeah.
All right, here we fuck. I don't have a bit plant.
Fuck. Hold on.
Wait a minute. We'll die.
(31:46):
Yeah, I know. But I'm trying to think of a
thing of a previous previously on Wrestling Survivor.
Thick thighs beat weedy arms. I don't know, dude.
The Final Four has no place for substance abuse.
(32:07):
I don't know that I've got nothing.
I've got nothing, Satan, don't look at me.
On the last episode of WrestlingSurvivor, Stormy Renee won
immunity. Taylor Manning won the last
reward challenge it it got him an advantage in the immunity
challenge and it lasted pretty well.
Like, it got him pretty far in the immunity challenge, but it
(32:28):
wasn't enough to get into the final part, which ended in a
pole hold with a soaking wet Derek James and Stormy Renee.
Yes. And through sheer determination
and pure fuck you energy, StormyRenee pulled it out, got
immunity. Derek James was sent home, did
not make the finale. That brings us to our final
(32:50):
four, grimy Dalton Gray. Yeah, let's talk about this
man's arc. Insane.
Where you and I were like, we'relike interviewers real quick for
like the last episode airs. Yeah, let's talk about where
this man where Caesar Flickermanfrom The Hunger Games.
This man started off being in a in a two man alliance with Rio
(33:11):
and immediately was pimped. He he was straight up dancing on
a coconut tree for no money. But it got bad.
It got bad. It got real bad.
But then he bounced back, had a strong alliance with a strong
tribe. When Strawberry Renee came over
(33:31):
when the tribe swap happened, hewas able to be in the numbers,
but then when the numbers were against him after the merge, he
jumped ship again. Yep, had a big play, became part
of the numbers again. And then when it was time, when
all eyes were on him to get rid of, he won immunity back-to-back
challenges and it was he. He won when he needed to until
(33:52):
the focus was off of him. Yep, and he's been so he he's
played a very good game. Yep.
We also have one in a million, Tatum Manning, who has kind of
done fuck all. I'm gonna be honest.
He was accused of eating those apples once.
Yep. Yeah.
For the most part, he hasn't done.
(34:13):
He hasn't done a whole lot. He's.
Just kind of been a part of the numbers every single way it
went. Yeah.
So he's kind of, he hasn't really had to do anything crazy,
hasn't had plenty of big moves. He's won a couple of challenges
here or there. Yep.
So, yeah, just happy to be here.Yep.
And he, he's just so happy. It's not Jacob Lindsey.
Yep, yeah, let's fuck that appleeater.
(34:36):
We we have a Stormy Renee. We do.
Who didn't initially come in here with the with the mindset
of being a good player, but she kind of accidentally became a
really good player. I don't even think she realized
she was running the game until it was pointed out to her,
right, Until it was her ass on the line at some point.
(34:56):
Yeah. And then when her ass was on the
line, she kind of won the numbers and she started winning
an immunity challenges and she ended up being a real top
contender in this game. I feel like, you know, when
you're playing a video game and you don't know who the boss is,
but like, you get almost halfwaythrough the gate and then you
find out like, oh, this is the big bad boss.
Yeah. And then you spend the
(35:18):
second-half of the game trying to fight that boss.
That was Stormy's arc. She came in mid game.
It was like, I'm fucking here. Bitch, yeah, but she was the one
playing the game. And then she was like, who the
fuck is the boss? And then she was like, oh shit,
I'm the boss, I'm the boss. She didn't realize it till it
was already there. I'm the motherfucking ball.
And then we got that guy, Red Chambers.
(35:38):
You has. Played this game probably the
hardest. Yes he he's he.
He formed alliances early. He put his alliance with other
alliances to always have the numbers, but never in a way
where he would be at any sort ofdisadvantage ever if the
alliances were ever split. And he's also one challenges
(35:59):
when he needed to and he's been able to put the numbers together
and not just vote out anybody, but vote out the people who were
the biggest threats. Yeah.
And when Justin Lee became the biggest threat for like 2 weeks,
he was able to jump ship and getrid of Justin put himself right
back there on top, which it which then didn't create a new
monster in Stormy Renee. That was the flip for Stormy.
(36:21):
But Red has been able to hold onthem being each other's number
one targets. They've both been a great job to
hold on. So that brings us to the final
four. We are at the finale.
Welcome to the final episode of Wrestling Survivor.
We're demonstrating to our firstimmunity challenge.
You remember that challenge where the tribes had to race to
(36:44):
build a wrestling ring? Yeah.
So the one that never finished got thrown into the ocean,
right? The one that did finish has
stayed there this whole time. And it is dirty now.
It is dirty. It's soaking wet.
It's got mold growing on it now.And here's the challenge.
And the four remaining contestants will have to stand
on the top rope for as long as they possibly can without using
(37:06):
their hands. Oh, Yep.
I think Dalton's probably got a good chance.
Yeah, yeah, I think everybody's got a good chance at this point.
I think all these people here are that are here have like
they're here because they've allbeen able to win when they
needed to, right? So I think they've, they've none
of them's quite clearly going tofall off.
(37:30):
Well, I'm, I'm trying to think of everybody's ability to like
springboard or everybody's ability to be able to actually
stand on a rope. I don't know if any of these
people can springboard, I'll say.
That I've I've seen Dalton. Has he?
Yeah, I've seen Dalton. OK, OK.
In some mass. There's a twist 3 hours in but
I'll I'll wait and but you finish your train of thought.
(37:50):
I don't know that I've I've seenred do like springboard from the
middle, but I've never seen him on the top.
I feel like I've seen Tatum spring wars on the top once.
I think I've. Ever seen that in my life?
Maybe once, but I haven't seen enough of Stormy's worth to.
OK, keep in mind, though, this this ring is dirty.
(38:13):
Yeah, it's been, it's been on this island for weeks and I'm
and I'm. Pretty sure that those ropes got
some slickness to them. They're they're, they're slick.
They've been they did tighten them up beforehand as best as
they possibly could, but they'reprobably a little thick, like
they're probably a little stiff and also slip the moth like I
said, molds probably growing on the boards like it's bad.
A swing looks like shit and the twist is is that 3 hours in
(38:37):
there's two random ass lucha doors and masks that are going
to come in and have a match. Do any of them even make?
It to three hours, I don't know,but that's the twist that
happens at 3 hours if there's anybody left.
This is a tummy. Are they like in the corners?
(38:58):
Yes. OK, they are pursed on the top
rope in the corner. Gotcha.
I for whatever reason I was thinking like they're in the
middle of the fucking robe just like tight this shit.
Jesus. Christ, no, no, they're pursed
in the quarters. OK, 4.
Quarters, OK, gotcha. They're.
Fucking ready to rumble. This shit, that's much easier.
Yeah, OK. At 3 hours, 2 random luge stars
(39:21):
are to come in. Start just having a match this
dirty mossy ass, right. They're not midgets, but they're
short enough to the point where they don't need to hit the top
rope. But they definitely are.
Yeah. They like 2 Rey Mysterios
basically. I I think it comes down to
(39:48):
Dalton and Tatum. I don't know how well Read is
going to compete against Tatum. At least Dalton's also got
really skinny legs. He doesn't have a lot of bass so
I'm not sure. I feel like Tatum would fall
(40:15):
once the Luchadors got in there,once the Latudos got in there.
I feel like them bouncing and hitting the ropes would
definitely make Payton fall. OK, I can just see him with his
little disgruntled face up there, that banging and he
falls. Yeah, you see it.
(40:35):
I think Red eats it when he falls.
Yeah, Red will eat. It I think Red's going to fall
and just eat it. I think Dalton wins this
challenge. Then yeah, I could see that.
Dawn Gray wins immunity and guarantees a spot in the final
three. All right, we're going
straighten the tribal council. Oh.
Shit. Who is everyone voting for?
(40:56):
Red and Stormy are both key players and neither one of them
are safe for the first time in awhile.
So how is this going to go? I feel like there's there's a
clear path here, but the the let's say they have a couple
hours to talk before they go straight to trouble council,
(41:16):
right? What's everyone's play?
I think Tatum is safe. I think it's got to be either
Red or Stormy. Yeah, they're the two biggest
players. I think it's got to be them.
I think Reds got the most pull. He's definitely got the most
pull with Tatum. With the guys.
You think so? Yeah.
OK, I mean, what about it? Like with Tatum, he's obviously
(41:39):
got to pull just because they're, you know, they're buds.
But Dalton comes from the same background.
Stormy's the only outcast here. I think Dalton's got to
understand that whichever 1 he gets they get rid of, now the
other one has to go next. Time.
Yeah. So I'm sure he is.
Very aware of that. Yes, pop up in the seven roll by
the way year. So with that in mind, is it in
(42:04):
his best interest to still get rid of story?
Does he try to Well, if if he. Doesn't get rid of if he
doesn't. If he tries to get rid of Red,
he has to contend with Taylor. Yes.
So if they get rid of storming now, that means that puts Dalton
two on one next time. It does, but if he goes for red
(42:30):
now, is Tatum going to vote for red too?
No. So it'd be a tie, it'd be a tie,
and if it's a tie then it goes to fire making.
So does he risk that? I, I think you're probably right
though. I think it probably just fallen
(42:50):
Stormy. I think so.
Unfortunate. So unfortunate Stormy Renee, she
has she's gone. She is the the 14th person voted
out a wrestling survivor and shegoes to the jury.
Got to update the jury. I'll do that.
(43:12):
You want to you want to have first dibs in this this bad boy
girl. Let me take a picture of this
real quick for you. Jesus you tried to fuck me up.
This doesn't look like a normal cinnamon roll to the people
(43:33):
listening. But no, it doesn't.
But yeah, we're going to take a picture for you so we can put it
out there. Jesus almost lost it dudes.
Almost did. How was that?
(43:58):
Yep, OK. Pretty fucking good.
All right, all right, so that brings us to the final three.
Yes, Sir. Grimy.
Dalton Gray, one in a million. Taylor Manning and that guy Red
Chambers. Yeah, we, we're, we're going to
go straight into the last immunity challenge.
OK, If there's not really much need for game talk, I feel like
everybody knows where they stand.
(44:19):
Yep. Dalton Gray has 1 mission.
Don't let he he has to win. He has, he has to win.
He has to win to vote out Red. Here's the immunity challenge,
the the last immunity challenge,by the way, people are going to
have this kind of, I probably should have wrote this down,
(44:41):
make it sound better. So these, these guys are going
to have a pole that they have tocarry on their shoulder.
It's almost like a squat, like asquat rack bar, right?
But they can kind of hold it better.
However they need to hold it. It starts off with with with
with a certain amount of weight on it.
It's not the same weight for each player.
(45:02):
It starts off with a certain ratio compared to their body
weight. So Dalton being a smaller man,
he starts off with less weight. With Tatum and Red being bigger,
they have more weight to start with.
And as the time goes on, every 30 minutes, more weight will be
added on in ratios. Not in pounds, but in a ratios
(45:26):
like 10% of their body weight will be added on like every, you
know, whatever. Let's just say I'm going to say
20. I'm going to say 2020% of their
body weight will be added on every 30 minutes.
So you get to 2 1/2 hours in, they're holding their body
weight on these poles. Here's the kicker, right?
It's not what their body weight is now, it's what their body
(45:47):
weight was when they started this game.
So they're, they've all lost a lot of weight.
They've lost strength. So it's actually probably more
like 30% of their body weight each time.
So it's who can hold the most weight ratio wise for the
longest. I'm thinking Tatum's a
stronghold here. Yeah, yeah, Tatum.
I know Tatum's at least in the gym regularly.
(46:09):
OK, Yeah. So he's probably doing really,
really well. Yeah.
I think Dalton probably struggles.
I agree. So I think this one comes down
to Tatum and Red. I agree.
But I think Tatum's going to take.
(46:30):
I agree wholeheartedly. Unfortunately I do agree with
you. I think Tatum Manning wins
immunity. Yep.
Garrison's guarantees himself final 2.
Yep. Does he stick with Red, the guy
that Sue saved his ass and carried him the whole time, or
does he finally turn? So I I think he looks at Red and
(46:54):
he realizes he can't beat it. I don't think Tatum can beat
anyone. No, but I think he thinks that
he probably has a better chance against Dolphin than he does
red. Will he stab right at the back
though? Is he going to do that?
Yeah, I think so. You think so?
(47:15):
I think so, feel like I've seen Tatum do this before.
Technically rented it to him first.
Did he? Yeah, I can't remember.
This is payback for all that. Oh buck.
Damn. So it comes down to Dalton Gray.
(47:38):
Dalton Gray and Tatum Manning. Oh my.
God of the Century. This was Tatum's play the whole
time. So here's how this works.
Dalton and Tatum go back to campand they spend one more night at
camp and then the next day they plan their their speeches.
(48:02):
Because the way this works is they get to say a speech and
then each member of the jury gets to come up and they get to
ask questions or say like speak freely.
And then Tatum and Dalton get a chance to rebuttal or say
anything else, closing comments.And then everybody on the jury
will vote. This time the name they write is
(48:24):
who wins the game. Our jury consists of Justin Lee,
Alex Royal, Jacob Lindsey, EddieLavonne, Derek James, Storm,
Your Name and That Guy read. Chambers Oh shit.
(48:49):
Oh man. So.
Obviously, we're not going to like simulate their speeches,
no. But what do you think?
Their sales pitches? I think the Reds probably pissed
First off. Dalton and Tatum, what's their
sales pitch like? I deserve to win this game
because XYZ Dalton's. Probably pitching the fact that
(49:11):
like, he kind of put up with everybody's shit all the way to
the end. He was on the outs on day one
with Demo and Nasty and Alex andJacob kind of having a strength
drive. Yeah, and they were kind of the
targets #1 because they were being bullied.
(49:33):
They are able eventually able toband together, flip Eddie and
get out Nasty. And that was Dalton's target
boy, to be on the numbers each time.
And whenever the numbers weren'tin his favor, he was able to
flip tribes or flip alliances. And when that wasn't working
anymore, he was able to win immunity.
So yeah, I don't think he was ever a mastermind, but I do
(49:56):
think he was a key a key piece alot of the times.
So I think he has a strong thingthere.
I think so too. What's?
Tatum's pitch. I don't know because he didn't
really do a. Whole you don't do a lot.
He kind of just kind of. Piggybacked.
Yeah. He piggybacked off the red the
whole time. And then he he eliminated red.
(50:18):
And is that going to be looked at as a good play or is that
going to be looked at as just like, well, you didn't really
play a good game, You just turned on your friend the last
second. Yeah.
So how's. I don't know, man.
I don't know. I think he just kind of owns up
to his like, you know what? I didn't really do a whole lot.
(50:40):
I'm, I'm just kind of thankful I'm here at this point.
I think it's more so like, you're right, guys.
I didn't do a whole lot. That's because I didn't have to
do a whole lot. I let you guys fucking kill each
other while I just stood back. Comes in arrogant.
Yeah, it's like I stood there. The target was never on me.
(51:02):
I and I would that was he probably plays it like I did
that on purpose, like that was astrategic play on my part, not
making myself a target, just letting you guys kill each
other. OK, I think that that's his
pitch, but let's get to it, man.Let's start it off with Justin
(51:24):
Lee. He was in alliance with Tatum
for a good while when his ass was kind of on the line a little
bit. I'm not, not really when his ass
was on the line, but like when the when the alliances were
tied, it was like 4 and 4. Dalton flipped and joined
(51:45):
Justin's alliance. Yep.
And he was able to kind of take control for a couple weeks.
So I don't know, does Justin care about loyalty or does he
care about who played, who played the best?
I think it's what it comes down to.
I think he's, I think he votes take, he votes to keep Tatum.
(52:12):
I think he votes for Tatum to win.
Yeah. OK, next step.
Alex Wuerl hated Tatum made it. Hated.
Him how they had a rivalry goingthe whole time.
Yeah, so he's voting for Dole. You don't think he's going to
respect it? No, OK.
Jacob Lindsey, He's not learningfor Tate.
(52:33):
No fucking what? I hate the fucking apples, all
right? I didn't.
You're still a piece of shit, Eddie Lavon.
Oh. He he was with, you know, he was
with Bolton for a little bit, Yeah.
You know, he turned on that tribe on day one when they had
to get rid of Rio. Yeah.
(52:55):
But he came back around. But then Rio portrayed them.
Yeah, join with them. Who knows?
Does Eddie care about who playedgood?
I don't think Eddie cares about who played good.
Yeah, he's going to be bitter over Dalton swapping alliances.
(53:18):
Or does he care that much because he swapped alliances
several times? Yeah, well, right.
So he'd be very hypocritical if he got mad about it.
Right. So no, I don't think he's going
to. So how does he vote then?
Doesn't care about who played better?
Doesn't care about who was more loyal.
(53:40):
What's he? What's he makes his vote on?
I think it's just like who he likes more.
Who does he like more? Yeah, who's more likeable than?
I think he's probably, he probably likes Dalton more.
(54:03):
I agree. I agree.
I think Tatum's a bit too standoffish for.
Him, Stormy Renee or no Derrick James.
Derrick James. I don't know, I don't think he
(54:27):
cares about either one of these guys.
I. Don't think so.
Either oh he says like a bun, he's like I think you both suck,
but is he going to respect who played better or I don't know
because he wasn't. He never had anything to do with
Tatum ever. No, he's kind of in the same but
(54:47):
as Eddie when it comes to Dalton.
And he turned on Stormy 2 last second to get rid of Eddie, so
he also can't say too much. No.
So I I think he kind of is in the same boat, but he respects
it more from a a player standpoint slightly.
Yeah. So I think he votes for Dalton
(55:07):
as well. So one for Dalton, one for
Tatum, one for Dalton, 1/2 for Dalton, 3 for Dalton.
Oh, buddy, Well, I guess just tokeep it going.
The storm. You vote for Dalton or does she
vote for Tatum? She's voting for Dolph.
(55:30):
Dalton, yeah, and Red Chambers. Red's probably pissed.
You know, but from a player standpoint, he's got to
understand it, but he doesn't have to respect it because Tatum
didn't never had to make any decisions right until then,
until his friends asked him a lot, right?
(55:55):
I think just out of a loyalty play, red votes for Tatum to
win. Fair enough.
Not that it works, but no. No, Dalton wins five to two.
Yeah, Dalton whips Tatum's ass. And Dalton Gray, that grimy
(56:20):
bastard, the winner of Season 1 of Wrestling Survivor.
Aw shit. Sounds like a fart does.
Sound like a fart. Congratulations, Dalton Gray.
(56:41):
You will receive a bullshit giftbasket.
Yeah. I don't know if I'll be able to
make your graduation party though.
But I'm sorry. But I will see you at some point
down the line you. Smell that.
I do smell that. I'm turning the car off to be
safe. Just sit there idle.
It better die. There we go.
(57:04):
But congratulations. It's been a crazy ride.
A crazy ride. By episode 3, he was full on
hoe. Yeah.
And now he's the winner. Yep.
Holy shit. Holy shit.
Oh my God. Congratulations to Dalton Gray
that that man, It's over now. It is wrestling survivors over.
Yep. What are we going to do?
I don't know. I don't know.
(57:26):
Guess I'll have to wait for Season 2.
Yep. Season 2 is not coming right
away though. No, no, no.
Should do you think we should dothese like once a season for us
like the season of the podcast or should we do them like
seasonally with actual Survivor?I think we can do them
seasonally like with actual survivors.
(57:46):
OK, because they run twice a year.
OK. Yeah.
You know what? Yeah.
Yeah, we can do that. We could do that.
Yeah, we could do that. All right, well, that brings us
to an end, our wrestling survivor and an end to this
episode. So, Wesley Crane, tell me right
now, where can the people find you?
As always, you can subscribe and.
(58:07):
Follow me on all social media that's Facebook, Instagram,
TikTok and YouTube at IM Wesley Crane.
You can grab yourself some supersick merch that Shirts, hoodies,
hats, digital downloads, it's all available at.
Www.imwesleycrane.com and with. All of that being said.
Tommy, where can they find you? Dick deep in this cinema roll
(58:28):
baby. Dude, it, it was fucking
delicious. Very.
Delicious. I let you take the last edge
because I'm I've been fucking itup over here.
You can find me on social media at the Tommy Dean 32 or Tommy
Dean Pro. You can find me on YouTube at
the Tommy Dean, but don't followme there or I'll follow you
home. You can catch me at Extravaslams
(58:53):
at the Property Events Center onJuly 12th.
You can find me at Ozark Championship, Ozark Mountain
Wrestling. That is what it is.
Ozark in Arkansas. There you go on July 19th.
And then you can find me at the summer, though I don't know if
that's announced yet. Can't say I don't know, but got
(59:16):
some good shit coming up in August.
Let's just say that. Yeah.
So yeah. Yeah, hey, who are fortune
cookies, say? Oh, shit.
I don't know. I've got too much.
So many fingers. Portugal keys.
Oh, they're either. We got 2 of them.
Come, let's open them up. Your uncle says he's sorry for
(59:41):
what he did when you were told. What the fuck?
You will travel far and wide andtouch many lives along the way.
Oh my God. I was weirdly close.
It had to do with touching so Jesus Christ.
But your mind says your charmingnature will open many doors for
(01:00:03):
you. Bitch, I don't need no doors
open for me. We break them with bodies,
breaks them with bodies, but I'mjust, I'm going to touch a lot
of people earlier, break them with bodies.
You're breaking shit. They're trying to turn me into a
believe that put the duck noise.That's bullshit.
(01:00:28):
Oh son of a bitch. Oh fuck, don't fuck her.
Fortune cookies made of. I have no idea.
It looks like a cornucopia. This looks really good.
(01:00:49):
It works really good. Just record.
Let's get all our chitchat afterwards.
Can't believe Dalton won. It's crazy but not see that
come. Oh, we should have did.
Like who was our secret picks? Remember at the very beginning
(01:01:12):
we we picked, we thought we weregoing to win before anything
happened. Oh yeah, mine was faster clock.
No, yours was Skyler Slice. Oh yeah, that's right.
But. She got evac in episode 5.
Yeah, yeah. Mine was red Chambers, yeah.
Jordan, you came close. Seem close.
(01:01:33):
This bad boy? Oh, the centerpiece we should
have laid in the tramp that's onthe podcast.
The centerpiece. I mean, we all still record.
How's that centerpiece, Tommy? Oh, tastes like mall.
(01:02:00):
Thanks. Like mall.
Tastes like her centerpiece too.Cinnamon rings.
Why? That's in shivers down my spot.
That's why you get recorded. Ma.
(01:02:23):
What have you stuck out to the end of this episode you got a
treat for? Congratulations.
Just never stops. Nope.
Nope. It just keeps on going, going,
going, going, going, going and going and going.
(01:02:46):
And going and going and going and.
Going and going and going.
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