Beverly Hills Cats and Prima Donna Kids Make Air Travel an Adventure

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The commute to work can feel like a safari through the animal kingdom – both the actual wildlife darting across country roads and the various "species" of drivers we encounter daily. Shawn and G kick off this episode sharing tales from the asphalt jungle where tailgaters, no-signal ninjas, and road hogs roam freely alongside the deer and raccoons that make rural driving an adventure in itself.

Once at the airport, the wildlife observations continue as the hosts dive into the fascinating behaviors of airline passengers. G recounts meeting "Beverly Hills Cat Coco Chanel #9" – yes, that's the actual name – traveling in a clear backpack carrier, while G describes passengers who believe their designer luggage deserves special treatment in the overhead bins. The hosts share their frustration with entitled travelers, particularly the "prima donna children" whose parents have abandoned all attempts at discipline, creating challenging situations for crew and fellow passengers alike.

Flight attendants lead unique lives, and this episode peeks behind the galley curtain at "jump seat therapy" – the heart-to-heart conversations crew members have about personal struggles, particularly divorces. Between lively stories about Sean's golf tournament near-victory and celebrating passengers who actually engage with each other instead of retreating behind headphones, Shawn and G deliver an episode that's both hilarious and enlightening about the human condition at 30,000 feet.

Ever wondered why flight attendants seem so desperate to get you to follow safety instructions? Or why they get frustrated when passengers ignore announcements? The hosts reveal the personal financial penalties they face when passengers don't comply with federal regulations – a revelation that might make you think twice before keeping those headphones on during the safety briefing. From wild commutes to wild passengers, this episode delivers cabin pressure that's guaranteed to make you laugh while gaining newfound appreciation for the challenges flight crews navigate daily.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Who is Beverly Hills Coco Chanel number five Daily
commute problems and drivers weencounter.
Have you met Verouk Assault inperson, the Prima Donna Kid, all
this.
Next on Cabin Pressure withSean and G.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Hey, everyone Welcome .
This is Cabin Pressure.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah, let's get it started in here.
It's Shawnee time.
Every week, man, let's get itstarted in here.
It's Shawnee, Shawnee time,let's go, man, what's been?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
going on?
What's going on with you?
What do you mean?
What's been going on with me?
You know what the hell I'vebeen doing, I've been working,
okay.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
So I got all kinds of stuff to catch up on, man.
First of all, I had my golfinvitation, you know, and it was
like the.
You know, like I was the, I hadinvited my buddy.
It's a three-day event.
We got all this stuff and we'relike you know, we're, we're,
we're like a threat, like whenwe showed up to the, the golf

(01:28):
tournament, people were like, ohshit no tiger showed up yeah,
people were like, oh shit, it'ssmith and raffy, smith and raffy
.
One dude said, okay, I'm betting, I'm mortgaging my fucking
house on you guys, I know youguys gonna win this shit.
Like it was, like we came withauthority, which is cool, you
know, if it makes you feel goodand all this stuff.
But we went through the wholethree days, man, we didn't lose

(01:49):
one time, but the big, but wefucking didn't make the shootout
, which is where all the moneyis, and yeah, and then the
tournament we had, like this,like you know, we had a four-way
tie.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
That dude ain't mortgaging shit now is he?

Speaker 1 (02:09):
No, no no, no, no, no , no, yeah, like he's anyways.
So we get into this positionwhere we're like thinking, you
know, okay, we're out of it,we're done right With four-way
tie.
They were like, oh, it's ascorecard playoff, you guys had
the lowest scores of the day,you're your last place for the

(02:31):
you know tie.
And uh, we're like, okay, sowe're sitting around an hour,
hour and a half like that.
Then the pros come out andthey're like, oh, we fucked up,
wait a minute, wait, it's a chipoff.
And so now we got a chip offbetween four teams and two of
the teams are going to getactually make it into the, the
shootout.
So we're like, oh, this is cool, you know, we got some life
back in us.

(02:52):
Dude, my partner is like thechip king, like he's a good,
good, short chipper and he chipsand all day long he's short and
he gets to like he chips up.
I'm like this is perfect, likewe're going and there's like a
backwards slip to this green andit rolls, and it rolls right

(03:13):
off the green and it doesn'tcount.
And then I chip up and minestays on the green but it's not
quite the right angle I like,because it was kind of like a
bend and you had to like playthis bend and mine stayed up
instead of bending, and so welost by like two feet.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
It bent your ass right out of the game.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Yeah, about two feet we were out.
That was it, but it was a goodtime, man, it was awesome.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
It takes two.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
I loved it.
I never have played in aninvitation on my club and it was
like really really cool.
But anyways, and the otherthing that happened it was
really fun was I'm on thisflight the other day and I had
these uh row, uh three gals.
They were three strangers.
Like they met on the plane, notone of them.

(03:58):
You wouldn't.
If you would have talked tothem for a few minutes, you
would have been like, oh, thesegirls don't even know each other
, right?
they're they sit next to eachother.
They were just all in sync,gotten lucky, and it was all in
the same row.
Yeah, one gal had a like a pug,she had the dog, and so she had
to like conversation piece yeah,so just like the conversation
piece and you know, the dog wasso cute and he was totally chill

(04:18):
and um, and then one of themwas 1k and then then another one
was just another gallows in arow they end up just hitting it
off and it becomes this littleparty road on the plane, which
was an absolute blast, and I gotto do a shout-out here too.
I told them about the showPamela Caitlin and Mackenzie big

(04:43):
shout-out, we had big fun onthe plane.
And they just like it's so muchdifferent, like when you have a
pastors are just enjoyingthemselves and they're like, oh,
you know, they started drinkingall this stuff.
And the girls, they startedgetting louder and louder and
they're like, oh, we're havingfun, we're having fun.
I told him I was like yeah, youcan have fun, but don't get
stupid.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
But you know something Today you don't find
that too often, because yearsago you didn't have a choice
right.
You had conversations withpeople, you talked to people
Right, and today, no, they puttheir headphones on, they mind
their own business.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
I mean, they act like they're lepers until the last
three minutes of the flight andafter that, and then they're
best friends.
I never noticed that.
I know, no, no, no, that was mywhole thing.
I was like listen, I was likethese gals are like having blast
.
I wanted to support the fun andall that stuff and, believe me,
if you have a flight attendantthat you're all connecting with,
you know, be friendly to theflight attendants, they'll be
friendly to you, like I was withthese gals and uh, we had a

(05:41):
great, great time.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
But uh, I just I had to bring it up because I was
like, out of all the flights Idid in this last week, they were
, they were my peak fun flightyou know, you know, when we
travel around and and we're um,uh, deadheading, right, we have
to, we're we're leaving, uh, togo to another destination, we're
not a working crew member, butwe actually, right, have to sit

(06:03):
in a seat next to passengers,isn't it amazing?
One of two things happen, rightthey either don't talk to you
at all, or all they do is talkto you.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah, right, about four rows back from those girls,
I had the old lady thatwouldn't shut up, right, like
they were sitting next tosomebody.
That literally she talked tothis person the entire night,
whether they wanted to or not, Idon't know, but I mean, every
time I pass a road she was justlike.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
But the thing is, though, is people just in
general.
If you ever watch them on aplane, they'll sit there the
whole freaking flight.
Never say a damn word to eachother.
And then the last three minutes.
So are you staying in LA andnext RightA On a four-hour?

Speaker 1 (06:47):
flight.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, and they have this conversation, all this
conversation.
Yeah, it was great talking toyou Three minutes.
You could have talked to eachother for four freaking hours,
five hours, and you didn't do it.
Oh, easily Right.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Easily.
I literally was like, you know,I really was like paying
attention to how the vibe onthis whole flight was going.
Um, you know it, I really likewas like paying attention to how
the vibe on this whole flightwas going, you know.
So it is crazy how people likethe headsets are are number one
we need to get.
We need a sign here in ourstudio that says you know, we

(07:19):
hate fucking headsets but youknow, a lot of it too is close
proximity, I think.
I want to make a shirt that sayslike flight attendant, enemy
number one, and it has a pictureof headsets.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
We say that all the time.
Man, I hate that damn thing,hate them.
But you know, I think, thecloseness, so you know when
people are sitting so close toeach other because you know
they're like, like, you know,the armrest Nazis.
Yeah, you know what I mean.
That belongs to me, don't touchit.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yeah, I mean, that's one of the things like in the.
You know the greeting when youfirst get on the plane and stuff
.
You get the vibe right off thebat.
You know, do I have the assholethat's the armed Nazi or
whatever, or do I have thisfriendly person that's going to
say good morning, hello.
How you guys doing.
Where are you guys going?
What are you doing?
You know, like, just have astart up with a little bit of

(08:07):
conversation for a little whilebefore you click away to your
movie or your music or whateveryou know, and we do notice that
a lot, but situations like thatwhere you see three of them
getting along, usually not untilthe end of the flight, right,
right, right, exactly.
The other thing that happenedwas I had this gal, this flight

(08:31):
attendant, and I hate hearingthis stuff and I know you can
relate to all this shit, but shewent through, or she's still
going through, some nastydivorce stuff and I know like
I've never had to do that.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
See, the one thing about our job really people
don't understand about when wetalk in the galley, one of the
biggest things that we talkabout is is literally jump seat
therapy man.
I mean there's, there's atherapy that we talk with other
flight attendants because ofwhat goes on in their life, and
one of the number one thingsthat we talk about is what
divorces.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Yeah, divorces, divorces happen all the time,
and this gal was like she wastelling me the story about like
she was like she's like, yeah,and, and I know, first of all,
like, just to be fair, there'salways two sides of the story
and I'm getting only one sidehere.
And there are crazy ass flightattendants.
We have crazy ass flightattendants.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
right, really, yes, did we not talk about the hot
button?
Hell yeah, we got crazy flightattendants yeah we are crazy,
but anyway.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
So this is my thing.
So she went and they're likearguing over this kid in custody
and the dude is being like justan asshole and all he wants to
do is take her to court.
And she's trying to convincehim don't, don't, uh, let's not
do this.
You know we're spending stupidmoney.
And he's like no, fuck you, Idon't.

(09:50):
You know, you know we're doingthis.
You know I want cut, I wantmore custody and all this stuff.
And this guy doesn't want to doreally anything with like he,
his behavior dictates futurebehavior and he doesn't really
spend too much time with thedaughter anyways.
So and I don't think thedaughter doesn't want to she
didn't make it like seem likethat, it was like but anyhow.
So he's like no, I'm taking youto court.

(10:11):
And she's like you know, thisis going to cost us $30,000
apiece.
You know like he goes no,you're going to pay for it, I'm
suing you for it.
It's court and the whole thingshakes out and it's like nobody
wins, everything stays the same.
The judge, like you know whyare you fucking bringing this
shit to me?
Like this is stupid.
And there's like everything'sstaying the same, done deal, and

(10:34):
the lawyers are the only onesthat make out, so they're paying
each lawyer 30 grand for thisfreaking thing.
So they lost 60 grand total.
And who loses the most?
This?

Speaker 2 (10:43):
this child, you know the one thing about divorces and
and a lot of people they don'tunderstand and a lot of these
flight attendants that we flywith they don't understand it's
it's the state dictates it.
I mean, if it, if it's a 50 50state, it's 50, 50 I mean,
they're always.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
They're looking exactly what you make, what he
makes and and the shit's gettingsplit.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Yeah, that's what it is.
And you can you make what hemakes, and the shit's getting
split, that's what it is.
And you can fight, bitch, pissor moan, and it's still going to
be 50-50.
And when you get to that judge,judge is going to look at you
and go 50-50.
50-50.
It's a 50-50 state.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
And you don't like it .

Speaker 2 (11:18):
That's too damn bad.
You live in the state right,because that's exactly that's
exactly what happens.
But you know divorces, I meanthere, there's not a nice one.
No, I mean that a lot of times.
You listen, you know you know,rich there's still not nice
divorce, I mean there's amicable.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
There's amicable divorces that people that can be
both of the adults and like andunderstand that listen you've
never heard of flight attendantssay yeah yeah, no, no, I've had
, that's what I was talkingabout.
Rich and his ex actually have avery, very like, um, like very
cool relationship and they bothare very focused on their

(11:57):
daughter.
Like they just want to make thedaughter had.
Like, this shouldn't impact thedaughter, they don't have to
like each other and everything,but they can work with each
other.
And so they like literally havenever, ever, they the.
They actually did uh, whatever,just a contract, whatever, I
don't even know what theterminology is of it, but they,
they did the, the easiest,cheapest way to do it, because

(12:19):
they all just agreed with half.
Like they were like okay, halfof this, half of this, we this,
we're all set, even the lawyerslooking over, and they're like
this is okay, we're done.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
See, I hate when these men and women they sit
there and they tell this personI'm going to take you for
everything, I'm going to do thisand this person's scared to
death because they really don'tknow and I've told them before.
I said you're in a state thatis 50-50.
It doesn't matter what they say, you're going to get 50% of
whatever he's got.
He's going to get 50%.

(12:47):
What they're going to do,they're going to look at the
difference.
And that's where it is.
Same thing as child support.
That's another thing.
They don't understand Childsupport.
They're going to look at hisincome.
They're going to look at yourincome and who makes more and
guess what?
Whoever makes more is going tobe the one paying child support.
That's just the way it is.
Same thing as spouse support.
That's the way it works, man.
I mean, you can scream, yell atall you want, but when it comes

(13:10):
to the divorce part of it, it'sjust the way it is.
It's the laws of that state alot of time.
But you know, the funny parttoo is I always say that that
day that you met somebody right,when you met Carol that day you
turned left instead of right.
What?

Speaker 1 (13:27):
do you mean by that?

Speaker 2 (13:28):
In life, in life, when you meet someone that day,
you just have you know, you'rejust, you know hypothetically,
you're just saying you turnedleft that day, you met her, you
were on that flight.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
On that day that girl should have turned right.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Right, right.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Her ass should have turned right.
I always say that I was likeyou got to laugh about it
because on that day you have tolook at that when you turn left,
that day you turn the wrongdamn place.
Yeah Right, your ass shouldhave turned the other way
because you missed the right wason the other side.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
You bumped into the wrong damn person, mr Wrong, mr
Damn wrong.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
So just realize it goes by the state, so just
realize it goes by the state.
Turn right next time instead ofleft.
Maybe Mr Right's on that sideRight, but shitty, divorce is no
fun, no fun, hey.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
so what's been going?

Speaker 2 (14:13):
on with you, man.
You know, when I travel backand forth from Los Angeles,
there's always some story totell.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Dude, first of all, it's just the craziest damn
flight.
I mean like it's so funnybecause out of Cleveland here
like one way is chill and oneway is crazy.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
I was laughing about it because you were talking
about it when you came back,started flying again.
You're like I just did LA andgoing out there, it was good, it
was normal, right, right, andthen I had to come back, yeah,
and there's the return, thenthere's the return.
Then there's a return flight itain't so normal on the return
right.
So I was coming back from LosAngeles to Cleveland and they

(14:52):
were boarding the aircraft andthis woman comes on board and
she has a backpack carrier.
Have you seen those?
Yeah, Okay, Now this one'scompletely clear.
Clear, yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Clear because there's a, there's an animal in there.
Animal in there right.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
So yeah, she gets on board.
I thought it was kind of cool,so was it?

Speaker 1 (15:13):
like a.
Was it one made for animals, orwas it?

Speaker 2 (15:16):
like, yeah it was, it was a cat carrier it had holes
in it, but it wasn't like aplastic bag.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
She had a cat in trying to suffocate it or
nothing like that, like a wrapon the back.
Yeah, I got you.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
No, it was a clear, it was a clear carrier, so you
could see the cat and it was.
It was.
It was kind of cool.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
So, yeah, she didn't have an animal in a glad bag or
something like that, a coupleholes drilled in it.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
no, no, she.
She walked on board and um, soI told her good morning and she
said good morning, I.
That's such a cool bag and I'mlike you can see the cat and
everything she goes.
It's not just a cat, it's notjust a cat.
And I said it looks like thecat and she was like it's not,
she goes.
This is Beverly Hills Cat, cocoChanel, no 9.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
That's the cat's name .

Speaker 2 (16:08):
I'm still paused.
I know I'm looking at the damncat right and she goes.
And she emphasized BeverlyHills, right.
So you know my response saidthat's great and I said she's a
good-looking cat.
I said you should bring herover my house and play with
Gemma Cleveland Dog Pound.

(16:29):
Yeah Right, gemma would tearher ass up.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
How big was this cat?

Speaker 2 (16:35):
It wasn't that big, but Gemma would scrap with
anybody.
Hell, she's only like four anda half pounds.
But you know something, she's alittle Yorkie.
She would go toe-to-toe.
I was like bring Coco Chanelover the house.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Those two will go at it a little bit Coco.
Oh God, I'm going to tell youlike, listen, I like animals a
lot, but I'm not a crazy animallover.
Like I'm not like crazy.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
I'm a dog person, don't even talk to me.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
I'm like like yeah, people get crazy about their
shit and like, uh it is.
It gets them to the point likethere's people like I'm not
naming any names here oranything like that, but there's
people.
I know that literally they,their animals, are their life
like they can't, even when, whenthey get into a room with

(17:25):
humans, they can't talk aboutanything other than their animal
.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Well, this woman, I'm sitting there thinking okay,
when you call this cat, when Iyell Gemma, I'm like Gemma, get
over here, right, when she callsthis, she's got to go.
Beverly Hills cat, coco Chanel,number nine get over here.
What the?
Are you kidding me?
Come on man.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Dude, give it a damn name.
Right, right, right.
Coco would be a good short name.
Coco, come here Like the cat'sgoing to actually behave.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
But it wasn't.
It was Beverly Hills Cat CocoChanel, number nine.
That was shit, but anyway, whenI was going to the airport,
though, this was a scene thathappened and I felt kind of bad
for them.
You know Cleveland.
When I come into Cleveland alot of times, I know lots of the
TSA people.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Oh, dude, we've been doing this for so long.
I mean, we know them by name.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Some of them are so cool man.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yeah, and that's kind of like the people on the plane
we were talking about a minuteago.
It's like, you know, you likethere's all the crew that come
through and see the TSAs everyday and they don't know, they
don't talk to them, like they'rejust.
This is an obstacle.
I got to get through rightVersus, like hey, there's just

(18:42):
another person doing the job aswell, you know, and they don't
like stop and say, hey, how'syour morning going?
What's going on?
You know.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Well, the normal passenger, when they come in at
TSA, they see them for a flash,right, for a moment, right, so
they don't know them.
They have no idea theirpersonality.
They're like, oh, tsa is payingthe ass or TSA is no, they're
not, they're doing a job.
And there's so many of thesepeople that are amazing.
I mean, I see them every singleday and they're amazing.

(19:06):
And these people were givingthem a bad time and as they're
sitting there and I was sittingthere thinking you guys have no
idea, because you know they wearthem dumb shirts, like TSA, you
know, violated me, like they'regroping them or something.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Yeah, that's stupid.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Could you imagine having to stick your hands up in
somebody's nasty junk 5,000times in?

Speaker 1 (19:27):
a day.
No way, dude.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Right, first of all.
Nobody wants to do that.
Nobody wants to do that.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
That job.
I'm not doing that job periodBecause I mean part of that job
is yeah, you're patting downpeople and dude, sometimes like
I guess you know how, likethey're open hand and they're
patting down and moving all thisstuff and they they slide up on
your junk and get some tight inthere and I'm like dude like
really touching on the back,yeah, and people running in

(19:52):
their gloves sweaty yeah, yeah,they're nasty they literally
have like um, like I don't yeahdealing with.
they have to deal with our levelpeople, we, they get them
before us, right, but they'retouching those motherfuckers,
yeah Right.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Well, here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Sometimes they don't want to touch them.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Okay, here's even better.
So they come through.
We have different areas thatyou go through TSA you have TSA
pre-check Right, you have clearRight and then you have the
regular TSA Right.
It says it right on top.
There's a person up theresaying clear pre-check Right.
If you're not clear pre-check,you can't be in this line.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Right Got to go to the general public line.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Right, that's the big one that goes all the way
through the airport, right, okay, so this is the shorter one.
So you get in that shorter lineand the first thing you do when
you get up there they're allpissed off because they're in
the wrong line.
Yeah, but you didn't payattention.
So you start yelling at the TSApeople, like I said, they take
so much shit right from theget-go man and from the time

(20:55):
that you walk up, you don't haveyour ID, you don't have this.
You put the wrong things insideyour bag.
Like that sign says behind youyou can't fix stupid.
No, you can't.
And and they, these people likeI said, they don't even
humanize these people andthey're and like a lot of them
are really really cool I seethem every day really nice
people, but, um, you know, theyare the first line of defense

(21:18):
against the people.
We got a lot of bad people inthis world, lots of bad people,
lots right, and they're the badand stupid, bad and.
Right and they're the firstline of defense.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Bad and stupid.
Yeah, but they're the firstline of defense.
Yeah, I mean, you know, mything with TSA is like, listen,
they're only there to do a jobthat is mandated by the rules of
our country, and this all cameabout because 9-11.
And 9-11, we updated11, weupdated.
You know the security and youknow, and these this is the
thing that we have to do inorder to keep ourselves safe.

(21:51):
And you know what it's fuckingworking, right, I mean, it is
whether, whether you want toadmit it or not, it's working.
You know, and and you get, Iget on, I come to work every day
and I feel safe.
Right, feel like I'm.
I don't feel like I have toworry about things coming
through the checkpoint or peopleyou know.
You know threats to my aircraftor any of that type of stuff.

(22:12):
So, um, you know, everybodyshould kind of step back and be
thinking you know, this is, thisis a necessity that we have to
have, unfortunately in thistoday's world world.
But hey, it's like you know.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Just take a minute and humanize these people,
though, because a lot of themare really good people and
they're really nice.
They're just, you know.
You got to remember, though,that they're there to do a job
and make sure that they followthe rules that they're supposed
to too, and you know you'regiving all this information
before you get to an airport, sodon't get mad at them if you
didn't follow the rules.
I agree, you know I do.

(22:48):
So this was going on in this LAflight, but another I forgot
about this one this lady comeson.
This is funny, you know, whensomeone their bag, you know like
their bag's special.
Yeah, you know what I mean.
I mean not just special.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Coco Chanel's number nine.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Yeah, but it's not that one, right, it's not that
one, but it is one of thoseBeverly Hills bags, right?
So you know you're going inthere and our overhead vents are
bigger, so you've got to flipthese bags over on the sides
like you would a book, right?
So, going over there andflipping one of these bags over,
and this lady is like, uh,excuse me, and I said yeah, and

(23:28):
she goes, um, I really like tohave that bag laying flat.
And I said yeah, but we got alot of people and you need to
flip that over.
And she was like do you knowwhat kind of bag that is?
I was like well, it looks like aLouis Vuitton, and she was like
it is.
And I said but it flips over onthe side like a travel pro,

(23:50):
right?
Does that kill you, dude?
They got specialty bags.
You can't touch that bag.
You can't do it, louis Vuitton.
Come on, don't buy a damn LouisVuitton bag.
If you want to travel, then Imean, if you're so concerned
about it, okay, it's going to goin the belly.
Louis Vuitton goes in the bellytoo.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Yeah Right, you know what he travels everywhere All
these stupid bags.
It doesn't matter how much theycost.
They still got to be treatedexactly the same way, right?

Speaker 2 (24:18):
They do, yeah, and every single time.
Every single time that you seeone of these bags, that person's
looking at you Right.
When you start touching a LouisVuitton, right, they're already
looking at you.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Dude, I had a lady flip out on me like she did not
want to put her purse.
She had a big old-ass coachpurse and it was new, whatever.
And here's the thing, the valueof the luggage that you have
and the value of what it costsand all that stuff is, I mean,
to a flight attendant, we don't,we don't give a shit, right,

(24:50):
you know, it's just a bag, wedon't care less how much it
costs.
But we got to, we got rules wegot to follow, and so she would
not.
For she was like I'm settingthis on my lap.
She had it was a big ass purse,and I'm like no, that's going
underneath the seat, I'm notsetting this.
This purse is $300.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Yep, I was sitting there thinking you know the
other difference between theCleveland and LA section of the
flight.
So you know when we do ourwalkthroughs, yeah, okay, so
we're required to do thesewalkthroughs before we um depart
the gate, before we take off,and we're doing checks, that
we're required to do so incleveland, uh, you tell them put
your seat back straight, tablesup, um, and, and you walk

(25:37):
through.
You maybe have a couple, right,right, might have a couple
people that that are notfollowing directions yeah,
they're wearing their headphones?
yeah, wearing headphones, theones we love, but you come back
from LA.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Right.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
And you make all these announcements.
Get off your phones, put yourbags away, don't plug in in the
exit rows.
Seat backs, tray tables.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Sean, I swear to God, not one freaking person was
paying attention.
You got gotta go through thewhole time screaming.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Here's my thing with it.
Like that you were talkingabout, like last week, me, me
and my routine, you know, withthe headsets and all that stuff
and me screaming, it gets theirdamn attention.
That's the one thing.
That's why one of the reasonswhy I started doing it, because
I'm starting to yell.
As soon as you get a flightattendant standing in front of
everybody and you startscreaming out something, people

(26:29):
are like, they're like grabbingtheir headphones, like what's
happening yeah exactly.
I could be talking aboutmartians or whatever, it doesn't
matter, but they're gonnaactually like pause for a moment
, like whoa, what's going on?
Because they're not used toseeing that, right?

Speaker 2 (26:44):
So, yeah, I mean it is, but we see that in
destinations though, right.
Right, I mean, you see thedifference in destinations LA,
newark, right.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
I mean all these Certain routes.
Yeah, certain routes are likeyou know.
I mean West Palm out of Newarkis like a nightmare, right.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
When you're going through.
What's the most annoying thingthat when a passenger does to
you, when you're doing that whenI'm going through and you're
you're doing your.
You're doing your checks.
When we go through and we doour checks, we have to make sure
these people are not doingcertain things right, talking on
their phone, my, my, uh.
What's the most annoying thingfor me?

Speaker 1 (27:21):
is uh, they're ignoring me exactly, dude.
I mean like if you see mewalking in the aisle and I'm
telling you, like I'm not beingforceful or anything, I'm like
you know, can you grab yourcheck?
You know, hi, can you?
Can you?
You know, bring your seat backforward, whatever.
And there is no reaction andthey're ignoring me.

(27:42):
That's when my body pauses andstands over you.
It's like that pisses me off,like I'm like, okay, get out of
your fucking world.
Pay attention for two seconds.
We need to prep you for thisflight, to get off the ground
and let's go they?

Speaker 2 (28:00):
they think the flight attendants just want to be a
pain in the ass.
They're done yeah that we'rerequired to do this.
We have to do this before theplane takes off.
And guess what?
If you're not doing it, you'regoing to go back to the gate.
You got to be careful aboutcertain things like being on the
phones and stuff like that,because if you stay on that
phone and then all of a suddenthat plane turns back around,

(28:20):
you're going off, you're notstaying on a plane.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Here's my focus is that people may not realize.
The sooner I get my ass back onmy jump seat, the sooner I'm
happy, the sooner we all just doeverything we're supposed to do
and I get back there and I'mout of your face anymore.
Let's go Relax, chill, do whatyou got to do, but we got to do
these compliances.
We're required.

(28:46):
Maybe they don't know that weget fined like it.
If there was a faa personinspecting us and we don't do
this, we we can be have getpersonal fines.
It's not just a company gettingfined, it's we are getting
personally.
We don't make enough money tobe getting fined right, they'll
turn.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
They'll turn a nice flight attendant, not so nice.
You copy that.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Right yeah, because they're annoying our ass.
You know like don't be annoying.
People just don't they don'tlike being told what to do.
But you know, talking aboutannoying man.
I just prima donna children.
I was on listen going back andforth like you're talking about,
like Cleveland, la, and allthat stuff, and it doesn't

(29:30):
really matter the market, itdoesn't matter if it's cleveland
, doesn't matter wherever.
Coming out of florida, texas, Idon't, okay, you name the place
you get these children that theparents are creating prima
donnas like.
It annoys the shit out of me.
I mean they're teaching thisfuture generation how to behave.
And so it's like hey, can youget them to buckle their

(29:56):
seatbelt, right?
And Johnny, and they'restanding on the seat.
Yeah, and Johnny, do you wantto buckle your seatbelt?

Speaker 2 (30:04):
I'll sit your ass down.
It's like, yeah, yeah, um, um.
Do you want to buckle yourseatbelt?
I'll sit your ass down.
Yeah, yeah, like, um, you know,oh, he's, he's trying to do it.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
There is not one chance in hell that one of my
kids would not have been in thatseat with their seat belt on
dude, not one.
So what brought this thing?
I had this gal and and it was,it was his mother and daughter.
That was in first class and andthey were like, like the
daughter was a teenager, okay,and I'm guesstimating somewhere
like the 13 year age, okay, andmom was very cool, chill, right.

(30:41):
But this Very cool, chill,right.
But this teenager, she was theneediest little bitch you've
ever seen in your life.
You know what she was like shewas.
I kept on telling her like,literally, I nicknamed her on a
flight.
I was like Ruka Salt, ruka Saltin 4A.
She needs something.
Like me and the flightattendant, we were going back

(31:02):
and forth, we were having funwith her.
I'm like yeah, veruca salt.
There she comes again.
Like I mean, you would ask herlike hey, would you like
something to drink?
And she was like um, I do youhave any fresca?
And you're like no, um, can Iget you like a Sprite or
something?
No, no, no, no, um.
Well, do you have like a um, a,maybe a smoothie?

(31:29):
And you're like art.
I'm looking at the mom like I'mlike is this like, can you
please get your child undercontrol?
I mean there's a fucking menuin front of you and we got
normal stuff, coke, sprite,whatever, you know some juices,
okay.
Then you say, oh, okay, youknow what, I'll take an orange
juice.
And then you're like, I'm like,okay, great.

(31:51):
And I'm talking to my mom.
She's oh, you know, wait, Iwant an orange juice and I'd
like a water.
And can you give me a sparklingwater as well with that?
This is the fucking daughtertalking to me.
I'm like, and the mom's justsitting there like I.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
I'm surprised she was talking to you.
A lot of times they talkthrough their parents.
Yeah, They'll look at their momand they'll be like can you
tell him that I want a spritzerwith?

Speaker 1 (32:15):
a lemon.
You know, that goes as far as Ican.
Freaking like spit I'm still.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
I'm standing right here.
I'm just letting you know.
Yeah, I can hear you, I'm still.
I'm standing right here.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
I'm just letting you know, yeah, I can hear you.
Even though you're talkingthrough mom, I can still hear
you.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
I get it sometimes when they're like the little
young kids you know that's doingthat.
No, I can't get it either,because I was just going to tell
you.
Now wait a minute, I was justgoing to tell you, Just on a
flight just on a flight and thiskid was.
He was screaming because he waslike I'm hungry, I'm hungry.
They only gave me one snack andI'm like, are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Yeah, I had four hours of that last night.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
Screaming, crying, right, because this kid was
still hungry, because theydidn't have any other snacks.
And it's not just up front man,I'm not, I'm not trying to say
no.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
I'm just like the.
The whole point about this isthat you get these parents that
are allowing this behavior, andI mean actually this mother that
that was with his daughter,brooke assault.
She was like literally midwaythrough the flight.
She was like literally midwaythrough the flight she was like
you know, I don't know what hername was, but she was like stop,
stop it.
She literally started becauseshe was getting embarrassed

(33:33):
herself because she was a needylittle girl dude.
I was like, oh my gosh, daddy,I want it.
Dude.
Charlie and Charlie's theFactory is my jam.
I love that movie.
It's so funny.
I mean, brook Assault is likethere are really kids in the

(33:56):
world like those kids in Charlieand Charlie and the Factory.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
They had a video they showed the kids and the parents
traveling back in the 80s andit was so.
I mean mean as eye-opening,because I remember when, when I
started flying and they alldressed up and the kids came,
they got like little clothes on,they all sat down.
They always had coloring books,things to do right parents
always had something for them todo.
Right.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
These kids today not saying well, do Some of those
kids come on, they're like youknow, they have the iPads.
They got computers.
They got you know freaking GameBoy.
They're not Game Boys anymore,now they got the freaking what
is it?
The Nintendo Switch.
You know they got those thingsgoing on Like they'll have like

(34:41):
so much technology in theirlittle backpack, like they have
thousands and thousands.
They'll pull out their $500Apple, ipads and headphones.
Dude.
It's unbelievable how muchmoney some of these little kids
are carrying around with them.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Even though we talk about these kids.
But there's a lot of parentsthat do hold their kids to it.
They make their kids say pleaseand thank you, and let me tell
you that goes a long way in ourjob.
Hell, yeah, it does.
I mean, when you see the kidsand they have the manners, it
goes a long way in our job andyou do see that too, because
there's a lot of parents thatthey expect a lot from their

(35:19):
kids.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Still, I would say it's like a 50-50,.
I feel like you know, like Iwould say it's like a 50-50, I
feel like Half of the parentswe're going to get that are just
like.
The kids are well-behaved.
They say please and thank you.
We don't need sir and ma'am,but we definitely need please
and thank you.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
But we need like a 90-10.
I would love to have a 90-10,like please and thank you on
that side, because a 90-10, thatwould have been.
We'd have probably had a 98-2when we were little, because our
parents would have whooped ourass if we didn't talk to
somebody.
Politely, hold a door, didsomething.
I'm serious, man.

(35:54):
I mean you got the beat down.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Right man.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
You start screaming about.
Could you imagine screamingthat you didn't get another
snack in front of your parents?

Speaker 1 (36:07):
God, I can't even imagine.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
What was the number one phrase that you heard when
you started doing that?
Right, you start crying.
Yeah, what's the number onephrase?
What?
What are you talking about?
I'm going to give you somethingto cry about.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Oh, yeah, oh you want to cry, I'm going to give you
something to cry about.
Oh hell, no, that'll take youto the back of that lavatory.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
I'm going to give you a reason.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
I will give you a reason.
We haven't heard that we needmore of that in the world again.
Like that has to be broughtback.
Like, please give your childrena reason to cry.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Somebody would be calling the police on that.
But you're right, man, they,they, they need to bring a
little bit more of that back.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
I just, I mean, baruch was just uh, I just I was
just taken back by her for alittle while and I just, like I
got to talk about this, this is,I hadn't had baruch on the
plane for a while.
I mean, we have some bad,ill-behaved kids, but that one,
uh, entitled kid in first class,I mean she was like, literally,
she should have had Coco Chanelnumber nine kitty with her too.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
That cat kills me.
I told you, man, I would haveloved to seen Gemma Gemma looked
at that saying I'm going totear your ass up, right, coco
Chanel?
Oh my gosh.
But you know, um, I, the otherday, when I was, uh, when I was
driving in and um, I alwaysleave early, yeah, cause I, you
know, me and Carol, I, I droveCarolyn the other day.

(37:33):
She, sean's uh wife, actuallyme and her were flying together,
so we had, we were driving nice.
Yeah, my wife, I like her.
No, she's nice.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
No, I like her.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Did you hear me say that she's nice?
Because the last few days, thelast few days, I've been telling
Sean a lot of this.
This has been the phrase I'vebeen going back and forth.
I like Carol a lot more thanyou.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
I think that's in the text.
Chat lots.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Did I tell you that Sean was an ass with me?
No, but anyway, I like Carolmore than Sean.
I'm a little bit more frankthan Carol.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
I'm a realist.
You're an ass.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
But, I was driving in and I always leave early
because the first four miles ofmy drive and a lot of you guys
can relate to this your commuteto commute in to work right,
First of all, at the times thatwe're moving.
Early in the morning becauseI'm an early flyer, I love early
.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
We're way out in the country.
So I mean like there's stillwildlife and all that shit we
got to deal with, like there's alot of that stuff Shit.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
I hit a deer two times in a year.
You get the PTSD after that.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
You really do.
I mean because you startbelieving you're like attracting
deer.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Yeah, because you feel like, hey, you know what I
can react to this whole thing,like I feel, okay, I see a deer,
I can slow down, I can move outof the way, you know like the
whole thing, but you just don'tunderstand Like these things
will dart out out of the cornerof your eye, you don't even know
they're coming, and boom Shit.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
When I hit these things, man, the first one had
no clue Came right out of thefield in full stride.
Before I even blinked, thething was in front of the car
yeah, in front of the car, yeah,I mean.
And it was up over the top ofthe car.
It was horrible.
And then the other one was theinterstate.
I'm coming down the interstate,this whole freaking herd goes
across the interstate and I'mslamming on the brakes and

(39:33):
thinking, okay, I, I missed him,I missed all of them.
Nope, there's henry right allthe way trailing and he takes
out the whole left side of my,my envoy.
And after you do that, man, youreally do.
Have you ever hit a deer?

Speaker 1 (39:46):
oh yeah, I had a like a young.
It wasn't exactly like a brandnew little baby deer, but it was
a young deer not fully, uh, butit.
I was pinned between me and asemi and we're coming through
and both the semi and I are liketrying to slow down at the same
time because we see littlebambi bouncing across and she's

(40:07):
coming across the highway, themedium, and it's getting ready
to come to our lane and I'mtrying to slow down, slow down
and the truck is blocking me out.
I can't know where to go eithergo into a ditch or hit the
fucking deer.
Deer got hit right.
I was like oh shit, boom and ithit my like right dude, flipped
over to my car.
It was, it was a, it was acrazy but.

(40:29):
I wasn't here's.
Here's my thing.
I'm not dying over damn deerlike the tear.
I'm gonna take that damn deerout before I'm gonna like swerve
right, I hit the truck oranything that like you get.
Like you drive with thesepeople and they're like, oh, I'm
gonna swerve out of the way.
I'm like fuck him I'm not gonnaroll that shit.
Yeah, you will like that carwill go out of.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Yeah I like being here.
Yeah, no, I mean I get it, man.
I mean trust me, when I hitthose, I had to drag that one
off the interstate because Ididn't want somebody else to hit
it.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Right.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Because it was back on the interstate.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
I wish more people would like think that way, like
would actually think hey, youknow what, I need to take this
off the highway?
Yeah, because I couldn't stopimmediately.
I hit the deer and I just hadto keep rolling.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
The secondary accidents are actually the worst
than the primary, because whenyou first hit the deer, I mean
you're going to wreck your car.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Yeah, I had no spot Like this road I was on had no
median to like slow my car inand pull it over type of thing,
but I just had this giant semiright next to me and then me,
and so then what I did is I endup speeding up, getting off on
the next exit and like look atmy car and I get out of my car
and there's all kinds of shithanging off of it and bended,

(41:43):
you know it's horrible.
Yeah, I didn't like my landrover looking like that.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
No, no, I didn't like my envoy either.
And the funny thing about it, Itook it on the right side the
first time and I took it back ingarage, fixed all the damn
thing and I had two.
Took it on the right side thefirst time and I took it back in
garage, fixed all the damnthing and I had two months later
, you get to me, I took out thewhole left side.
Wow, but anyway, it was acommute in that I was talking
about, and I'm like the firstfour miles I always drive slow

(42:09):
because I don't like hittinganything and out pops coyotes,
man.
You get raccoons.
You get possums, baby raccoons.
You see a raccoon.
You're going to see like two orthree more little baby ones
running right after, not evenpaying attention.
You're talking about this.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
This happened to me over that tournament last week.
I was going down through theneighborhood this is daytime and
I'm like flying with my golfcart.
My golf cart goes like 20 milesper hour or something like that
and I'm flying down there andlike out of this, like the side
of my eye, like me and my buddywere here, comes this rabbit and
the rabbit darts out andliterally I think it bounced off

(42:50):
the wheel and shot back intothe bushes and I was like what
the hell was that?
I mean, it happened so quick.
I was like whoa.
But that's just like thecommute in, you know, like when
you're commuting in, you're thethese animals come out of
anywhere.
Man, I've hit a possum, I'vehit a raccoon, I've hit a deer.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Now, let's no.
We've talked about the animalsthat come out of nowhere right
and animals that come out ofnowhere right, and they don't
have a choice because that'swhere they live.
Now let's talk about theanimals on the roadway with us,
because you guys can relate tothis.
Yeah, all right, there's allkinds of animals on the roadway.
How are these crazy as?
Drivers yeah what do you feelabout the tailgater?

Speaker 1 (43:28):
dude, I hate tailgaters.
Although my wife always saysI'm tailgating, listen, first of
all.
I there, there's, there's time.
I feel like there's times whenI got to get over you know
whatever and I normally don'twait till the last minute to get
over or anything that but I gotto get over and I only have a
tight window to get intowhatever.

(43:49):
But I got to get over, Like I'mnot going to run by this exit.
Dude, If we missed the theMedina exit coming home from
work, well, the next exit iswhat?
five miles yeah, right, yeah,I'm not missing that exit no, I
get it so I'm, you know, like,coming in there, wife will be
like she'll grab the armrest andlike whoa what's happening.

(44:12):
But uh, but normally I'm notlike, I'm not a tailgater like I
.
I normally I keep a car, carand a half, two cars in front of
me like space and try to dothat thing.
But I can't stand it when I'mlike we're commuting in and you
see the guy like right ridingthe dude's bumper.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
They'll do it in a 20-mile-an-hour zone.
They'll do it going 70.
I'm like why yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Yeah, and then here's the best part too when you're
coming, when you're coming home,and you're coming off the exit
and then you're trying to merge,yeah, okay, and the traffic,
the traffic is all backed up.
Sure, everybody's been throughthis, right?
Okay, listen, let him in.
Right, I understand you don'twant the guy that is cheating
and going down the side of theroad and then he wants to cut

(45:00):
over and avoid all that contact.
But that's not you.
You're just coming off thefirst exit, trying to get onto
the interstate, and you'reacting like, oh shit, I ain't
going to let him in.
And then you get in there andthis person is now riding your
bumper.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Yeah, we have an area right up here, up this road
here, and I know you drive itevery now and then but coming
home from Meet Myself, theycreated a double turn lane into
what eventually is going tobecome a single turn lane, but
it goes back into theneighborhood on River Styx here

(45:35):
down by Bueller's.
You know what I'm talking about.
Yeah, so there's one lane whereit's the correct lane to turn
in and you're going to be in aline of cars and everybody kind
of lines up.
And then there's the lane thatthey just created, a new one

(45:56):
which was really created becausethere's businesses on both
sides and you're going to beable to like like turn off of
that.
So if you get in the left handlane you'll be able to turn left
and go, but they've turned theleft hand lane into a.
I'm gonna pass everybody lane,I'm gonna turn quick, I'm gonna
jump in front of all these otherjoes because I'm that guy or
gal, right, that drives me crazythat drives me this, especially
when I'm just like just justturn and I got to get you know.

(46:19):
We're all lined up, we're alltaking our turn.
No, you're going to jump theline.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
All right, how about the guy in the left-hand lane
that's going so slow that he'sacting like it's a scenic route?

Speaker 1 (46:29):
I'm going to tell you right now, dude, that stuff is
so dangerous to me.
Like I mean, have you been likegoing down and boom, and then
you hit that guy, Like that guyis like not that you hit him,
like you almost hit him becausethey're going so slow, yeah, and
you're like, are they notunderstanding what I?
The speed limit is 70 miles perhour and you're doing 50?
And the three lanes to theright are empty.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
And they're empty and like whatgoo, get over like you
, stop, stop, stop with thesanity, because you're gonna
cause a wreck.
How about when you look in yourrear view mirror and you see
the dude acting like he's in thefast and furious right?
You see him, right, you see himand he's like, oh shit, man,
he's closing, he's closing, damn, look at him, he's like doing
120 and he just blows by you andand no turn signal, no, nothing
, weaving his ass in and out oftrack.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Yeah, man, I get like everybody, everybody knows
those crazy ass like it's.
It's wild.
Sometimes I just like I set mycruise control going into work
and I have that, you know, andyou get the fast and furious
going by.
You like on like I'll go to themiddle lane, just just
intentionally kind of sit there.
I'm doing my 70.
I always am like five milesover or whatever.

(47:40):
And I'm going and cars are likezoom, zoom, zoom, right next to
you, yeah, Right and left, yeah, and you're like what the hell
I said?

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Fast and Furious man.
Their asses are flying.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Or you see the cars that are racing each other Like
they're all whatever.
It's road rage or whatever, butthey're like racing and you're
like dude, it's 5 am.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
On the commute man, please, the whole highway's open
, and the one I love is thetexter swerving all over the
damn road.
No eyes on the road, no.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
No.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Going all over.
Now.
You want to see Carol's face.
You should have seen her whenthe guy was taking a video of
himself driving next to us andliterally he wasn't even paying
attention to the road.
He almost came right over inour lane.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Dude, I don't even like phones are the most
dangerous things.
Like, I have hands-free andmost new cars all have
hands-free technology.
There's no effing reason whyyou need to have that phone in
your hand like drive the fuckingcar, you can talk through the
system on your car and all thatstuff.
But you like that's, it's?

(48:44):
It only takes a split second.
But I mean, I don't.
I hate the phone thing.
And the crazy thing is we havephone laws here in ohio and
they're not really enforcedright.
So we have cell phone laws inohio that says, hey, you're not
really enforced right.
So we have cell phone laws inOhio that says, hey, you're not
supposed to be holding the phoneand texting and all that stuff.
But I've never heard anybodyenforce it.
But you take this shit out toCalifornia, it's for real dude.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Jackson got a cell phone.
He got a cell phone, yeah otherstates.
He got a cell phone fine herein Ohio.
Oh, in Ohio.
He did yeah, he did Right offof 18.
That's what I was telling youhe did, but it was actually not
justified because he showed himthat he wasn't even on his phone
.
He showed him.
He even took it to court andshowed him that he wasn't even
on his phone.

(49:29):
There was no messaging, noanything.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
But he had it in his hand.
He had it in his hand, he hadin his hand.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Yeah, it wasn't even, but it wasn't even looked at.
But as soon as he's seen in hishand, it was it.
But anyway, uh, you know that,that was that.
But here here's the other one,the no signal.
Ninja man, these are the dudesthat don't even I mean they're,
they come out of nowhere, rightand and no, no signal, no,
nothing, just white for onemoment.
They're on your left.
Next thing, you know, there's,there's.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
I and that way and bouncing all over you, I got to
confess I mean, like I can dothat no signal stuff every now
and then, but it's like I'm nottrying to, like I don't normally
no signal and cut somebody off,Like normally when I'm trying
to get through I'm actuallysignaling, Right yeah, Whereas
you know there are times when Ifeel like there's nobody around

(50:15):
and, oh, I forget to turn on mysignals, whatever.
But outside of that becauseremember Raul, yeah, we were
doing this.
This goes way, way back, but wewere like I just got a new car
and got this whole, we weregoing somewhere and we were
following each other.
So I'm following whatever weget to our destination and

(50:35):
Raul's like man, that's a reallynice car you got.
You know, he's like too bad,you didn't buy signals.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
I was like oh damn you just realized you that guy
yeah, you're the, you're the.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
No signal, ninja yeah , I'm gonna get you one of those
little hats right, get a ninjahat Right.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
How about this one?
The honker?
These are the ones that kill me.
You're sitting at a light.
The light just turned, greenHonk.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Yeah, come on.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Who is that for?
It's a conversation piece.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Come on Right piece come on right dude just like
like you take this stuff to,like there's certain parts of
the country too, like because weget to see it as we travel
around.
All this stuff, like you know,new york, honking everywhere,
right oh, that's what they do.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
That's how they say, it's normal.
It's always like you're goingdown so many honks, it's
ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
I mean it should be outlawed there in the city, but
uh, honking is everything buthere going into the tunnels
going into the tunnels.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah people honking just to be
honking like just like, yeah,all that type of stuff.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
like you get to the point where you know you're
you're numb to it all becausebecause there's no fact.
But here in ohio when you get ahonker, I mean it's rare.
It's kind of rare to get that Idon't know the last time I've
been honked at.
And the only time I've everbeen honked at is me not paying
attention.
I'm like add a light.
And I've been sitting there andsomebody's like come on, wake

(52:07):
up.
Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Yeah, I've done that before, whenever they're still
sitting there and everybody elseleft yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
the other cars through and allthat stuff how about the nervous
nelly?
Oh dude every couple seconds.
Brake lights, brake lights,brake lights, yeah, brake lights
I gotta get away from them asbad as the slow person in the

(52:29):
left lane.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Yeah, you know I don't like.
I have a buddy of mine thathe's like he's a nervous Nelly
driver and like he's always likefive miles under his speed
limit Drives me nuts.
Dude, I can't ride with himLike he's just wow.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
I'm like dude, it's like the bad driver and you
constantly hit the brakes.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
You're on the passenger side.
I had a buddy like that too,Like we did a little road trip,
one, and we were going to someevent or whatever, and he was
the foot tapper and you're doingthis.
Oh, this is like jerking.
You're like is there somethingwrong with the car?
Are your brakes?

Speaker 2 (53:11):
catching what's happening.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
I don't know what it is.
It was weird.
That's like when you're sittingin.
We've had band drivers likethat too.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
What's happening?
I don't know what it is.
It's weird.
We've had band drivers likethat too.
Yeah, when you're sitting inthere and all of a sudden that
one is like the slow crawlerright, the light goes green and
everybody else is left andyou're barely going.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Yeah, your acceleration is like a very ease
on acceleration.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
We're not going to make it through this light
unless you hit that accelerator.
Come on tortoise, come on man,come on, we can get you, get
them squirrels going.
That one kills me, but okay,let's, let's get to the last one
.
All right, the road hog, roadhog straddles like two lanes.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
Yeah, because I, I've got a designer car or or one
that leans, leans onto thecenter line.
Yeah, I hate that too.
That's one of my big p's.
Out here in the country peoplerun right under the curves and
they're, and people always likeleaning on or not.
Dude, I had one.
I thought I was going to do ahead-on collusion the other day.
He was like over the line andI'm like hello, I'm like I had

(54:15):
enough time to flash my lights,I had enough time to like
literally like you know, like we, we knew what was happening,
and the guys over on like parks,his tire, his left tire, was
all the way over the line andhe's coming straight at me.
I'm like what the fuck?
And I know where to go.
I don't know the laugh, but youknow this is every day.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
You know, when we talk about the commute, right,
that's just getting to work.
This is everybody.
It's not just going to theairport, but this is this is our
commute to set on 71 everysingle day yeah we deal with all
.
We get all these wrapped up more.
Just so.
Even this morning the guy was Iwas getting done two lane
country road 45 miles an hour.
I'm doing 45.
It's not fast enough for him.

(54:57):
He goes across the double linesand there's a hill right in
front of us and he speeds upgoing 55, 60 because I wasn't
going fast enough right.
So, there we go On the commute.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Yeah, man, let's go around the globe.
Here we got stuff going in theairline industry that was.
That is like uh, you know whatwe talk about every day there I
guess there was a drunk guyhijacks a golf cart and drives
it down the moving sidewalk itwasn't a guess he did.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
I mean, it was freaking crazy.
This crazy lunatic took a golfcart, drove it down the moving
sidewalk.
Do you know the little ledgethat's down the moving?

Speaker 1 (55:40):
so this is, this is all happening inside the airport
, in the airport, okay, yeah,yeah, I'm like you're trying to
set this whole thing up sopeople understand, like this is
a golf cart driver in theairport and a golf cart doesn't
fit.
No not in the walkways I'venever seen they're not.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
They're not wide enough no, but this is what
thing.
So he runs that thing.
He runs it back and forth.
It goes in there, goes in, andthen he runs it up on that ridge
.
You know that little thatlittle ridge that little metal
ridge, sure?
so the tires up and he's at anangle and he's driving this
thing at an angle down themoving sidewalk.
You hear this grinding as it'sgoing down there and he's

(56:14):
driving it down the movingsidewalk and you're sitting
there going.
Okay, he's got to get stuckright at some point he's gonna
be stuck yeah, he drove it allthe way down, drives it right
off there and just continues onwhat the hell?

Speaker 1 (56:29):
what was the purpose of that?

Speaker 2 (56:30):
drunk yeah, yeah alcohol, alcohol airports they
don't, they don't mix man.
They put them on the planes allthe time.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
But this guy a lot of those moving sidewalks are
disappearing in airports well,they're turning them into bars.
Yeah, they're turning like yeah, like the center of the airport
, they're taking that space andthen turn them into restaurants
yeah, they're bar restaurantsnow, so they're feeding them
more alcohol.
That's wild so they'll driveanother cart.
Yeah, that's, that does totallyhappen in houston.
Like everywhere in Houston, allthose walkways are pretty much

(56:59):
gone.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
They got to make money.
More money Right Airports.
More money, All right, I lovethis one, though.
So this woman storms thecockpit and this military
grandma so she was in themilitary before this grandma
takes her down.
Yeah, that's cool.
So military grandma, that'scool.
So military grandma, that'scool.
I like that one Right.

(57:19):
Military grandma, ninja.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
Right, I hope some people stepped in and tried to
help her and all that stuff.
I would just like to see itRight, Just an old lady.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
Step back let grandma whip her ass Right.
You brought a gun, hell.
No, I brought my grandma youbrought a gun?

Speaker 1 (57:40):
hell, no, I brought.
I brought my grandma.
Yeah, sonny, step out of theway.
I'm about ready.
Whooped out girl's ass.
Yeah, I'm putting a king karateon you I got 20 on grandma.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
That was good I like that.
That's awesome man all right,man, let's go to the all right
Quote.
We can't always choose themusic that life plays for us,
but we can choose how we dance.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Let's get it started in here.
Let's get it started in here.
It's all shiny in here.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
Oh God, we got to go on that note.
You're killing me man.
Hey guys, we had a great time.
Hey watch the commute.
Yeah, man.
A couple things we had a greattime.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Hey, watch the commute, yeah, man.
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Help support the show.
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We already sold our first pieceof merch, I'm telling you, man,

(58:40):
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No, I don't want to be rich, Ijust want our to pay for the
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We ain't gonna be rich we'respending a lot of money.
that was fun, funny All rightguys.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
Hey, listen, we had a great time, you guys have a
great week and we will see younext week on Cabin Pressure
Later, see ya.

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