Friendship Forged in Bar Brawls: How Shawn and G Became Best Friends

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Ever wonder how two people go from barely tolerating each other to becoming inseparable friends? Shawn and G finally reveal the wild story behind their friendship – and it involves a Florida bar, thrown punches, and a moment of unwavering loyalty when completely outnumbered by bouncers. This legendary tale sets the stage for an episode packed with outrageous anecdotes and insider perspectives from their careers as flight attendants.

The hosts take listeners on a journey through the transformation of Las Vegas over their careers, from the days of $19.95 all-you-can-eat seafood buffets to today's high-priced resorts. Their Vegas stories range from hilarious to shocking, including encounters with colorful characters and the flight attendant who won $9.4 million at a slot machine – promptly "calling in rich" rather than sick!

Shawn and G offer fascinating insights into first-class passenger behaviors, immediately identifying the genuine newcomers appreciating the experience versus those pretending to be seasoned travelers but giving themselves away by ordering non-existent cocktails. Their observational humor extends to personal topics too, from family dynamics around food to the universal appeal of the "pull my finger" joke that transcends generations.

The conversation takes a more serious turn when discussing how quickly technology failures can ground entire airline operations worldwide, recent security breaches, and troubling incidents involving airline employees. Throughout it all, their authentic friendship and easy banter create an atmosphere that makes listeners feel like they're simply hanging out with two entertaining friends sharing stories from their unique perspective.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
How did G and I become good friends?
Vegas stories that never ceaseto amaze.
It's Vegas baby here, pull myfinger.
It's always funny with kids.
All this next on Cabin Pressurewith Sean and G hey, everyone

(00:39):
welcome.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
This is cabin pressure.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Who let the Shawnee out?
Roof, roof, roof.
Who let the Shawnee out, roofyou, loving it, I'm digging it,
loving it, doesn't it?
That was cool, man.
Here we are, man.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Just waiting for that one.
I was waiting for that one.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah, welcome back.
We are here in the house doingCabin Pressure and having
pressure and, uh man, it's beena week right.
A lot of stuff happening everyweek.
It's just like we we don't have, you know we don't find we
don't find things not to talkabout.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
We have no time.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
And the funny thing about this I almost even forgot
that we were recording.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I had to likeremind him.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Uh, today, now get your old ass over here.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, get your senile ass over here.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Just got done flying today too, man.
I just came home, I sat down, Iwas playing with Jim a little
bit and then the next thing Iknew I texted him and I was like
hey get over here when ASAPRight now.
We're supposed to be doing thisNow.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Now I got things to do, man, I gotta work tomorrow
too.
But I just drove in from uhindiana.
Just uh, you know our little uhmonthly uh visit over in
indiana and you know, when I wasdriving over there this uh
weekend, it is crazy the weather.
Like we're always talking aboutflying weather and all that
stuff, but driving weather, dude, we were having some crazy

(02:07):
weather.
Every time I go over to indiana,for some reason, it's always
storming over there, like wealways get like this wind and
rain and storms and it'storrential.
Like I have not been over thereI don't know months where it's
like just been a nice beautifulweekend, you know once one time,
but it had been like insanecrazy and it's just.
I thought it was like just beena nice beautiful weekend, you
know once one time, but it hadbeen like insane crazy and it's
just.
I thought it was like so weird.

(02:28):
Like we're always like sofocused on the weather, but
every time I drive over there wenever really pay attention to
weather until it gets to wintertime.
You know where it's going toreally affect our driving.
But it was, it was just, it wasjust wild.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
It was just a thought I was having you know this
weather, this weather, and notin ohio this week, all I could
think about was do you remembera good morning vietnam with
robin williams?
Yep, how's the weather?
Hot, it's damn hot, real hot,real, damn hot, hot, real hot.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Everything's burned up sticky hot, sticky, hot, yeah
man yeah, talking about it wassticky hot this week.
It was was nasty, it was sofreaking hot man.
And that leads me to my otherthing that I was thinking about
this weekend.
Dude, we were all talking about,I think, my sister-in-law.
She was sitting there andtalking about how she had gotten

(03:15):
some shorts from somebody andsomebody gave my brother-in-law
some shorts and I'm thinking I'mnot taking nobody's sweaty,
junk shorts.
I'm like she's like we couldwash them.
I'm like, yeah, but there wassweat before I got there.
I don't know if I just don'tknow if I, you guys, are really

(03:42):
right.
Yeah, like um, you know it'shot and junk sweats and I just
yeah, and I just don't.
That's a funk smell too I don'tjust the thought of like putting
on somebody else's junk aroundyour junk, no, no, yeah, they
weren't like.
They were like you're, you're,you know, they were like looking
at me, like I'm a little crazy,but I was like, okay, you guys

(04:04):
are swimming some other by hisjunk, I don't know that funk is
not going on me, nope.
But yeah, I was like, uh, wehad this little conversation and
everybody.
It was interesting, like youknow, because there's all those
like what can?
Consignment stores andgoodwills and all that different
stuff.
You know, people, people buyclothes.

(04:25):
You know, like that happens allover the place.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Oh, you know I love thrift, but they ain't no way in
hell Am I buying some something?
Somebody's underwear, yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Well, she was, she was.
That's when my sister-in-lawshe was like it's not the
underwear, it's the shorts.
I'm like, yeah, but everybodydoesn't wear underwear, exactly
they touch something, you werereally close to that person,
sean.
I was like I'm just in thatpart of my life where I'm just
like I don't want somebodyelse's junk ever.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Okay, listen, I would wear a pair of your shorts.
But if you was like hey, gee,take these swim trunks.
No, I'm good.
Hey man, they're my swim trunks, man, chlorine or not, I don't
care, I'm good, sean, it's okay,I'm good Even though you're my
boy.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Right.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
I'm telling you I ain't wearing your swim trunks.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
I'm telling you.
The other thing, you know,another conversation we were
talking about too is we weretalking about these, like how
the different couples, the uh,like the autonomy of how couples
work with um food and and whatI'm talking about is like, so

(05:34):
you know, you know, carol, likeshe's like miss plain jane, like
she's like a meat and potatoesperson, like that's all she eats
.
She has a very limited menuwhat she can eat.
She has these, like I havethese, like rotating five dishes
that she pretty much likes toeat and we, we as couples, kind
of like conform to like how weeat.
So, like my buddy up the streethere, like he's real picky

(05:55):
eater but his wife isn't so andhis the daughter isn't, so they
make separate meals from him andand he doesn't like to put mix
his foods together so that hehas to have all his food
separated yeah, yeah, I know,I've seen those people.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah, this is crazy.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
But, like I started thinking, I'm like it's going to
the same place.
All of us, all of us like, arelike we, we as couples, we kind
of like, conformed to our eatinghabits, to cohabitate with each
other.
Right, and I don't know how.
How is it with your wife?

Speaker 2 (06:24):
You know, I was just thinking about me and you both
cook a lot, yeah, okay, and alittle bit of a change on it.
But when you make something, Iwas thinking when you make
something and you're like oh,this is really good.
Come here, taste this Right.
And they're like okay, it comesover there.
And they're like you know it'sokay.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah, first of all, my wife does not come taste
anything.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
She's she'll, it's like a quarantine zone when I'm
cooking, but when you eat it,though, I mean she eats your
cooking.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
She will eat my cooking.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Say that you're, say that you made something.
Come on now.
You've never sat there and she,you made it and said oh man,
this is really good, taste this.
And she's like well, it's okay.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
So some things I know she will taste, and then
certain things I know.
Like there ain't a chance inhell that she's going to come up
here and taste this.
There's no way.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
I'd be better off asking my neighbor's dog you
know you tell her to get thehell out of the kitchen.
She's like it's okay.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Get out of the kitchen, you ain't getting
nothing to eat.
Yeah, yeah, it's just like aninteresting thought.
I was like you know, yeah, wealways have this like dynamics
of like how we eat with ourcouples, like each one of us
have different, come fromdifferent walks of life and
different areas.
You know how we eat and how wewere raised and all that stuff,
so like I'll eat anything.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
I was going to say me and your dynamics is real,
simple a lot.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah, we'll eat a lot and anything pretty much yeah
and then the wife not so much.
She's in a very, very limitedpalate.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Do you know the one thing I do not eat?
There's no way.
What's not eating?
Mushrooms, mushrooms, nope, noteating them.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
I used to like mushrooms a lot until about what
?
Five years ago or somethinglike that, and my
gastroenterologist he's like,he's like, he's like you know
put me on this like FODMAP diet.
I think I talked about thisbefore.
It was like the worst diet inthe world, but then I found out
that like mushrooms really giveme upset stomach.
Now will I still eat them?
Hell yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
No, I'm not eating them.
When I was a kid, I grew up andone of my jobs was to clean out
the horse stalls and I had toload this shit up into a
wheelbarrow and I used to haveto dump it out in the back of
the behind the the um, the uhstables right so I walked back
there in the morning time andhere's all these mushrooms
growing off shit no, you'regonna get good eating I'm not

(08:38):
eating that's what they grow itended it right there, I'm not
kidding they grow it.
My mom was like it, you're gonnaeat it.
I'm like I'm not eatinganything.
It grows on shit.
I'm not going to.
Not going to.
There's no way to.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Still today, don't eat mushrooms why don't they
call them, like shit shrooms?

Speaker 2 (08:55):
I don't know but they're like oh, it's a fungus,
I don't care.
It grew off shit when I was akid, I'm not eating it they
don't all grow off shit, itdoesn't matter but it could be,
you don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
You know, like I don't know, like you know,
goldie, the three bears, oh, youknow what I love.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Oh, my god it just reminded me, though, my sister.
I loved yvette because yvettehad me and yvette had this deal
on on mushroom night.
She sat right next to me andI'd fork them all together and
I'd stick them underneath thetable and she'd clean them off,
pop them in her mouth.
There you go.
Yeah, I didn't have to eatmushrooms.
Mom was like I told you you'regoing to eat them Yvette's over
there like popping them in hermouth.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
There's a dynamic, so you and your sister, yeah,
exactly.
She used to like the food thatshe didn't want to eat.
She would take it and they werelike, uh, you know pleather or
whatever, and they were crackedright, and so she would stuff
the food into the cracks Ididn't know about this a lot

(09:52):
many years later.
I'm like, really I was sittingover there eating stuff that I
didn't want to eat and you werestuffing did you ever not eat
what your mom put on the table?
this is a long story, man didNot eat.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
There's no such thing as that in my house.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
No such thing.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Because I mean, we had five kids right.
There's four other hyenaswaiting to eat.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
If you decided you weren't going to eat that, Dude,
my dad had some real strictrules and I was just telling my
nieces about this because theyhad cereal for dinner.
The other night we went out toCracker Barrel and she ordered
like pebble, fruity pebbles orsomething.
I'm like fruity pebbles fordinner anyway.
But then it flashed back tothis, this whole story about my

(10:38):
childhood, where I used to leavelike milk in the bowl and
cereal and I take off and go toschool because I get up in a
well one time I come home fromschool, my dad's at the front
door.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
She's like sean, how you doing, welcome home.
As soon as I heard that firstof all, I knew my shit was.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
I was in trouble.
Right, right, you did.
Yeah, he like puts his armaround me, walks me in watching
the kitchen.
Here I got something from me.
Here's this bowl of cereal thathas been sitting there all
school day.
Well, he did put it in thefridge and probably back out, so
it wasn't like spoiled milk.
I had to eat that.
What kind of cereal was it?
I don't mush.
It was like it was mushroommush.

(11:15):
That's what it was.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
It was mushroom fruity pebbles at that time see,
the kids today don't understandthat, because they don't
understand that your parents,you weren't leaving the table.
You were not leaving the tableuntil you cleaned that damn
plate.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Dude.
I could have slept there forthe next week.
He did not care.
I'm going to eat and before Iget up it's going to be eaten.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Right, it was nasty.
The one thing you never heardof the table was what are we
having?

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Yeah, yeah, what we're giving you exactly right.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Yeah, and the one thing I love this, too, is that,
um, did you, did your mom evermake goulash?
No, okay, goulash was whateverthe hell was left.
Yeah, right there, there waslike the different noodles right
so you had the shell noodles,you had all the little macaroni
noodles and shit, Whatever mymom had left in those little
boxes.
She just threw it all in thewater, boiled all the shit with

(12:09):
the spaghetti noodles and mixedthe shit up, threw some sauce in
it Goulash.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yeah, goulash, what were we having today?
Goulash, goulash, that meanseverything from last week.
Damn mom, look there's likespaghetti noodles.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
It's good though.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Yeah, yeah, noodles, it's good though.
Yeah, yeah, the other thingthat came up this weekend was
who was.
Uh, you know my nieces loved,they loved to fart and belch
right.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
So.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
So that's where the, that's where the um the book
came from yeah, yeah, exactly sostinky corn yeah, stinky corn
is a product of those little twoand uh, and they had never uh
heard the uh saying uh here,pull my finger oh wait, I just
reached out to grab his finger.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
I was getting ready yep, there's a but.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Uh, I did that to them this weekend and they lost
it so it was all weekend theywere pulling your finger all
weekend.
They're coming over, let mepull your finger what happened
when you do it for real.
No, I was doing it for real ohthat's so nasty.
Dude, I told you they like thisshit.
I thought you were just makingsound out of your voice.
Oh, no, no, no, yeah, yeah,yeah, it was bringing back

(13:18):
memories of my dad doing finger.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
I was just sitting there thinking wait a minute, I
was getting ready to pull hisfinger.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yeah, I'm glad I didn't.
You're going to fall for it?
That'd be nasty.
Anyways, yeah, our weekend wasfilled with comedy and laughter.
It was crazy, but anyways, whatwere you up to, man Well when
we were flying together.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Craziest thing is that me and Sean was on the same
plane together and here's thisguy on the plane and and I'm,
I'm, I knew this guy.
He was like I haven't seen youfor a while, so we started
talking a little bit.
Well, then, all of a sudden,sean walks over and starts
talking to him.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Well, he's from his neighborhood yeah, we talked
about this last week yeah, yeah,I mean, that was that, just
blew me away yeah, he it's.
It's a, uh, it's a small worldman, that's all I mean in our
job.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
You know, when I was thinking about that, I was like
God.
You know what's the chances ofus running into this guy on an
airplane?

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah, slim to none pretty much, but I mean for us,
as much as we're flying andstuff like that, even though I'm
don't fly that much, I mean asmuch as you fly, we, uh, we can
run into these.
I'm like who, which one?

(14:32):
Oh, I just talked to thisperson who's neighbor you know,
and I'm like I, you knowsomething.
I'd say about 50, 50.
I'm like know who they'retalking about, you know, but
it's like everybody knows in theneighborhood that you know,
sean carroll is a pilot flightattendant couple in the
neighborhood so I always likewhen somebody gets on there and
they're like hey, you know, seanSmith, no, yeah.

(14:57):
They're just trying to get freeshit, dropping my name.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah, name dropping Are you just name dropping.
No hell, no, I don't know him.
But no, you know, it's funnythat they had asked us.
We got an email that someonehad asked us that we never
talked about how me and youactually we never finished, how
we became such good friends,really, yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
That was a long time ago.
It was a while ago, so we'regoing to have to refresh the
memory here, because that storyis a little crazy.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah, we didn't like each other.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Right, we didn't like each other for sure, sean was
an ass.
Yeah, he was a bigger ass.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
But anyway, we end up .
We were flying together.
Long story short and we endedup getting along.
So I decided you know I'm goingto take him down and I'm going
to meet my brothers down inFlorida.
So we jump on a plane and thenwe headed down to Clearwater,
florida, and Sean met mybrothers and we were all ready
to go out, had this great nightplanned for us.

(15:53):
So what are we doing?
We're going bar hopping.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Yeah, bar hopping.
I mean, we were in our 20s, ofcourse we were going bar hopping
.
And here's the other thing too,is that, if all you can imagine
, like three Gs in a vehicletogether with me, wow, that's
crazy.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
No, you had one real big G, one middle-sized.
G and one.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Gary's brothers are like there's like three sizes
yeah, there's a short guy,there's a middle guy and then
there's a tall guy.
Gary's the middle guy.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Yeah, I'm the middle guy.
You got the pit bull, and thenyou got I'm the guy in between
the pit bull, right, and thenyou got the Brahma bull.
Exactly that Brahma Bowl,exactly that would be the best
way to describe my brothers inorder, right, the pit bull, the
middle bull and the Brahma Bull.
But anyway, we're all headingout to the bar for the night and
we get into this bar and weain't even there that long.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Dude, we walked in, we walked in the bar and once I
walked in the bar we were therefor like two first night.
Yeah, you know, you walk in,you get your pay, your admission
and you, whatever beer you buyor whatever you buy, you're
getting two drinks at night.
So I'm like all right, so I gowalking up to this like beer,
barrel beer or whatever, and Ipick up beer, and you know we're

(17:04):
all just having a good time.
And I look over off my leftshoulder and there's your
brother, bramble.
Bramble.
Bramble is now swinging.
He's throwing hands.
Already we did.
Hands are throwing fists areflying.
We got all kinds of chaoshappening.
We dropped the beers.

(17:26):
All of a sudden, there's all ofus in this big chaos.
The bouncers are like now,pushing us out the door and like
you gotta leave.
You gotta leave and boom we'reout, but first bar and and I'm
sitting there this, I just metthese cats, okay, and I just
said I'm like what happened?
What?

Speaker 2 (17:47):
what happened?

Speaker 1 (17:47):
I was just thrown out .
So I didn't drink my beer.
A sip of my beer I didn.
I bought two beers, didn't getanything.
I was kind of upset right then,but I was just going to go with
the flow.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
I just told Sean listen, the one thing about my
brothers is this, especially thebiggest one.
All right, you know, as soon asyou pop off the Bruce, I mean
Bruce is going to call you out.
Yeah, I mean.
Bruce is going to call you out.
Yeah, I mean, he's going tocall you out and he don't give a
shit.
How many.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
He doesn't even have to pop up, it doesn't matter, it
has to be just close to apop-up, it does not even matter
how many of them that there is,bruce is going to throw hands
with one, two, your friends,five of them.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
He don't care.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Well, first of all, I think my agenda when I was out
was I wanted to go dancing andBruce wanted to go brawling,
like he was like let's go.
It was like you know the jetsand the you know West side story
, let's go.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
So anyway, we so we get in the car and we decided to
head to this bar.
Back then it was called Brits,so, um, and it was a big
nightclub.
So we were, we were going tohead to this nightclub.
So we go, we head into thiscluband and we get in the bar and,
uh, we start going up to the barand they're like hey, where'd
your, where'd your friend, seango?
And I'm looking all over forhim and I'm like where in the

(18:59):
hell is he at?
And I looked up on the stageand there's sean, as he normally
is.
He's standing on this freakingspeakers and he's dancing with
these two blondes.
And and there he is, he's justdancing all over the place and
they're like he's freaking crazy.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Yeah, it's like dad, that's him well, see, I had
already figured out from likeI'm a quick learn, so you know I
knew I needed to get my beer, Ineeded to get some dancing in
and I had about five minutes todo it all.
So if I could, if I couldn'tget that done quick enough, I
mean I just need to like try toget part of my money worth when
I get in here, because I waslike I was going to be first in

(19:37):
line, pay my cover and I woulddash to the first speaker and
women dance and everything, andI jumped up and I'm in it.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
That was his MO blondes, blondes, blue eyes and
bottoms.
Yeah, oh yeah you got that.
So anyway, so it wasn't thatbad.
We actually were in the bar andwe were having a great time.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
We had a great night.
We did, we had a great night.
We actually lasted the wholenight, finished the night.
It was like chill.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
And then we were easily walking to our car.
We were coming down the middleof this parking lot and this car
comes down there.
He's car comes down there, he'sflying, he throws it sideways
and he almost hits me and mybrother bruce throws me out of
the way and um, sean's with davelike trailing behind a little

(20:22):
bit, and this guy uh startsspeeding off when my brother
bruce grabs a rock, throws it atthe car because this guy almost
hit me and this guy gets out ofthe car and he acts like he's
got like a gun in his hand.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
yeah, yeah, I mean he , he, the guy's like, acting as
if he has a gun in his hand.
Yeah, yeah, I mean he, theguy's like acting as if he has a
gun in his hand and which islike will highly tell everybody
in the world if you don't have agun, don't act like you have a
gun, because in this day, today,with all the conceal and carry,
you know, like ohio here, youdon't have to have a permit, you

(20:49):
can carry a gun.
Right, you know that's, it'slegal.
And if I would have had a gunand he would have acted like he
did that day, he would have beenshot.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Yep, but see, the thing is, is that okay, you're
talking about four guys At thistime?
I really didn't know Sean, butSean military trained, I mean
also street smart he walksbehind the guy and he sees that
he doesn't have a gun.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
He yells at Bruce and he's like Bruce, he ain't got a
gun.
And Bruce looked at him.
He's like your ass is mine now.
Now everybody's holding Bruceto get this guy off.
Man, I'm back and we're holdingthem all off.
The guy's like he realizes thatthere's four dudes Well, at
that point it was five dudes,right, right.
So five dudes that were alljust just like there, and him
and his girl and his littleCorvette or whatever.
Yeah, and I'm trying to talkthis guy down.

(21:36):
I'm like, I'm like, listen you,you know, you just need to
apologize, get back in your car,take your lady, go have a good
night.
It'll be fine, we'll calm himdown.
I'm like you need to watch whatyou're doing.
I go.
And the last thing, my word ofadvice is don't ever act like
you have a gun.
I said because if I would havehad a gun, I would have already
shot you, dude.

(21:56):
Oh yeah, I said because I wouldhave thought you were trying to
shoot me.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Okay, and that time, at that point in time, all hell
broke loose, yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Let me get to that point, because I turn around and
this is how all hell brokeloose.
All the bouncers from the clubcome running out of the club and
their friends and their friends.
And these guys are running downthe parking lot to where we
were at in this collection of usand I turn around and the this
first bouncer comes running upand like full speed, boom,

(22:27):
shoves me right in my chest,pushes me and I just looked,
looked at him.
I'm like you pushed the wrongdude.
Boom, it was on.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
It was on.
I mean, I'm telling you, therewere so many guys in there, one
of the guys that we were withtook off and ran and uh, and
then Sean, sean, stay, stay,right in it.
I don't never leave my brother.
So we got into this hugealtercation occasion.
Every time we hit one guy,there was two or three to take
the place there was.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
It was massive amount of people I don't even know it
was crazy total, how many?
There was a lot it was crazy.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
I remember some dude bit through sean's thumb yep,
that was one thing, that, andthen sean stuck his thumb in his
eye.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Socket, yeah, he bit my thumb, and so I had to get
him to release my thumb, and somy other thumb went into his eye
.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Um, he, he let go needless to say, this was an
all-out brawl.
There was only four of us andthere was all these guys.
Every time we turned around,there was another guy we hit.
Well then, as this went on, itseemed like it went on forever,
and then we were completelysurrounded by police.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Yeah, now the whole police department comes.
Clearwater Police Department,clearwater Police Department
comes out.
They're like police.
Yeah, now the whole policedepartment comes.
Clearwater police departmentpolice department comes out.
We got.
They're like breakingeverything up.
They like pushing us, tellingus you know, put your hands in
the car, put your hands in thecar.
And if you can imagine puttingyour hands on a police vehicle
in clearwater, florida, in themiddle of the summer, smoking

(23:52):
hot, and and we weren't talkingabout the side of the car, he
wanted us to put in our hands inthe middle of the summer,
smoking hot, and we weren'ttalking about the side of the
car.
He wanted us to put our handson the hood of the car.
I was not putting my damn handson the hood.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
That shit was funny.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
And I turned around to the officer and I said excuse
me, officer, Excuse me Shut up.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
And he's like shut up .

Speaker 1 (24:06):
I'm like, excuse me, officer, shut up.
And I and I'm like skewedofficer, sir, please excuse me.
He's like what I'm like?
The hood is hot.
He's like stand there and youand your brother like damn, it
was still talking it was hot.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Yeah, because we was hot as hell, man.
We, we were like putting ourpants and putting our hands on
our pants because it was sofreaking hot I'm glad you said
something.
So anyway, long story short,we'll shorten it up.
So anyway, my brother, dave,was talking to the other police
officer, me and Sean and Brucewere up against the cars and I'm
thinking we're going to jail,yeah.

(24:46):
And the cop turns to Dave andhe said wait a minute, let me
get this right.
You four took on all those guysand Dave goes yes, and he goes
no, just you four, there'snobody else.
And Dave goes yeah, and thesegirls go.
They didn't do it, it was thebouncers and the owner that sent
these guys after these guys andthese guys just defended

(25:07):
themselves and the cops didsomething I don't even believe
they did.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
They're like get the hell out of here.
Yep.
They're like I don't want tosee you for the rest of the
night.
I don't want to hear about.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
You, get out, get out and you know something.
You don't have to tell us twice.
No, we got in the cars and left.
But anyway, from that pointforward and the reason why me
and Sean odds, and the dudeturns around and I know I ain't
running, because that's mybrother, I ain't going nowhere.

(25:38):
But when this person that youjust met, he turns around and he
stands his ground with thisinsurmountable odds and he says
you know, I got you too and I'mlike that's me and Sean's
friendship man.
We've been the same way eversince, uh, ever since that night
, and we've been friends eversince since.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
So there's your story .
Yeah, that's the story.
That's how it all started.
Yep, yeah, and crazy shipcontinue to happen.
I still think he's a little bitof an ass sometimes yeah, a
little bit.
I don't hang out with hisbrothers too often, nope oh my
gosh yeah, crazy man, um so, umso, uh, yeah, talk about, let's

(26:16):
talk about crazy.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Crazy is people in first class right Now.
You ever get these people infirst class that you know they
haven't traveled, oh, man, right, newcomer, first class
passengers are.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
They're either like awesome, because they're very
appreciative and they'reenjoying the amenities of the
position, whatever.
But then you have the peoplethat come in and they think that
they're entitled to everything.
Right, right.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
These are the ones that are funny, though.
Like you have the menu and infirst class and you're, you come
up.
All you want to know is whatwould you like to drink with
your uh with right after takeoffwell um another pause, another

(27:10):
pause Orange juice, yeah, okay,yeah, orange juice, gotcha.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Anything else.
The other thing they do, theydo look at the menu and they're
like I'll take a Mai Tai.
Yeah, where it says right onthe menu yeah, hawaii only.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yeah.
Do you have martinis?
Yeah, no, it wasn't on the menu.
Yeah, hawaii only yeah, do youhave martinis?
Yeah, no, it wasn't on thatmenu you're looking at.
No, but anyway, they're funnythough, because they always act
like they're the ones that actlike they've been in first class
, but you know they haven't beenin there ever.
Ever Get a kick out of them.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Yeah, we know who's been there and who's who.
We know who's everybody on thatplane Now the reason why I was
left.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
I had these two girls on the other day and they were
nice and everything, but youknow, just just be nice and and
you don't fly there very much,but it was like it was like
everything was a pause.
You know even the eating.
You know how they just taketime.
Everybody's done, everybody,sean.
You know that.
One person that they're liketaking one bite, yeah, they're

(28:14):
like picking at it.
This is yogurt, sean.
It's a cup of yogurt, right?
That's all you got left, justthat cup of yogurt, right?
Are you done?
Not yet.
Okay, so you go back.
Sit back down Ten minutes later.
You finished up, yet.
I'm just about there.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yeah, average person is going to eat their meal on a
flight Like it's going to takethem 15 minutes, maybe, maybe,
right, yeah, I mean, we don'tgive a lot of food on the flight
.
No, no, so 15 minutes they're.
They're ready to get in there.
I'm ready to get the tray outfrom a front of them.
They want to get on with whatthey want.

(28:54):
They want to play with theiryou know, their iPads, or watch
their movie or do whateverthey're going to do, but they
don't want to be sitting in thetray there for two hours in
front of them.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
No, but I do like those ones.
I mean, you do have the onesthat you're talking about too,
the ones that are veryappreciative.
Those are a lot of fun too,cause they because they they've
never been up there like, hey,is this free?
Yeah, it's free, free.
Do I have to pay for anythingfor it?

Speaker 1 (29:15):
no, you're good really I had a honeymoon couple
the other day, uh, last weekthey were.
She was, uh, first time everbeen in first class and she was
a sweetheart.
I mean she just, she just justcouldn't comprehend, like
everything was complimentary andeverything.
And I'm trying to coach her.
I'm like, listen, you're onyour honeymoon.
I'm like we're going to giveyou whatever you want.
We know we're going to takecare of you.

(29:36):
I'm like, whatever you want todrink, I got you.
Let's go Right.
You know, and she, you know Ithink she had one drink on the
flight but she, these guys arefunny too, don't get me wrong.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Even these guys that haven't been up there and they
do the menu, because I alwaysget a kick out of them.
Yeah, okay, orange juice Act,like it, yeah that's good.
But anyway, I just flew a buddyof mine and I love this person
you ever had you know theconspiracy theorist person?
Yes, Okay, so my buddy prefersto be called a realist theorist.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
A realist theorist.
Yes, okay, this is just goingto make me laugh.
I'm sure I'm laughing justthinking about this.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Do you?

Speaker 1 (30:27):
know what a realist theorist is.
I have no idea.
I don't know.
Is it real?
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
I just asked you.
I have no idea what it I don'tknow.
Is it real?
I don't know.
I just asked you.
I have no freaking clue, butyou know we were having this
conversation and we were havinga lot of fun.
I love this person because whenwe get in these conversations
you don't know what's coming,but you know it's going to be
good.
Yeah, it's going to be good.
So we were talking about thisand and, uh, this person said um
, I got to tell you, do you knowwhat the Victoria's Secret

(31:01):
models you know about them?
Do you know anything about them?
I said, yeah, everybody knowsthe Victoria's Secret models.
And she goes do you know whatVictoria's real secret is?
Nope, that's me too.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
I'm looking, I'm like okay, yeah, I'm wanting to hear
what's out of her mouth.
What is this going to?

Speaker 2 (31:18):
be right.
Well, Victoria's secret istruly the secret is victoria's
is victor, victor, victor okay,what does?

Speaker 1 (31:30):
what is?
What do they mean by that?

Speaker 2 (31:31):
she was saying the victoria's secret models are
actually men Men.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Okay, there are, there are some are there.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Listen, she's ruining me right now, because the thing
is is that she was sittingthere saying that they're
actually men, that they wereslender men, that you know
because they're given hormonesand they're you know that I'm
going to tell you right nowthat's true right now.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
I mean, uh, there's been many a times I'm looking at
those victoria secrets thathave been like you're gonna have
a young man.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
I'm gonna have to throw all those young man
collections like I got on likehopefully she doesn't find out
anything about sports.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Illustrator, because I'm gonna be fucked.
I got so many.
Oh my god, you're gonna bethrowing that stash away.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
But anyway, I love this.
So we get into this wholeconversation about the secret of
Victoria's Secret, and then,the next thing, you know, we're
sitting there talking about itand I say, well, what about
Elvis?
And she goes Elvis is stillalive and he's a pastor down
south.
I said, okay, and she goes, andGeorge Michael is too.
And I said, is he singingsomewhere?

(32:43):
And she goes, yeah, and shegoes, and so is Whitney Houston.
I said, so, Elvis and Georgeand Whitney are still alive.
And she goes, yeah, and I said,you know, I was thinking about
this.
And I said do you know what?
The best part of all thisconversation was, Sean?
What was that?
Is that you know?
I also realized something.
Is that you're not actuallySean?

(33:05):
Probably not.
You're an alien from the planetQuantar.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (33:16):
And I was laughing, right, and I love this person,
right Me, and we're justbandering back and forth and she
goes.
You know, the reason is is thatyour penal gland is, is, is, um
, it was, did you say penisgland.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
What did you say?
Your what?

Speaker 2 (33:36):
she said my penal gland your penal gland was
clogged with fluoride and I waslike well, how did that get?

Speaker 1 (33:41):
clogged.
How in the hell did you getfluoride in your penis gland?
That's what I want to know.
That's some weird.
That's some kinky shit rightthere.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
It was too damn funny .
And she's like, no, the penilethe end of the head.
And I was like, okay, I got you.
But that was the reason why Ican't understand this that the
Victoria's Secret models are men.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Well, she's probably.
I know she's got a, or thisperson is a flat earther.
I'm two.
She's phenomenal man.
We both know this person Like.
We've flown with her many atime.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
And I will every day man and because you have these.
It's these people and truthfully, let me tell you something now,
all joking aside, when you findsomething out, there's a lot of
us that seek information outabout certain things, so we read
and we dive into them, andthere's a lot of people that
when they they researchsomething, they dive into all
this stuff and they, they wantto find all this information and

(34:39):
sometimes that you know they'relike they're conspiracies out
there and they want to find allthis information.
And sometimes they'reconspiracies out there and
they're like, oh, this could bepossible or that could be
possible.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Well, the key word that you said was dive, it's
that they dive into that rabbithole, exactly.
They just keep going.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Right, and they just keep finding more information.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
It stops when it starts sounding so ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Like you're going to put some white jacket on Right
and, like I said, I'll do thisevery single time.
I love the conversations thatwe have, but that one was
freaking hilarious and I wasdying, but the man thing, it
brought me back to one of thecraziest Vegas stories.
Yeah Right, you got some crazyVegas stories right, dude, all
right.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
We don't have enough time on this episode right now.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
So I was on a layover in Vegas and I was walking in
and I had this crew that I waswalking in with.
I was talking to him and inwalks this black woman with me.
She's probably like six, two,six, three built, real big
breasts and everything, and shehad one of them selfie sticks,
you know walking out front andthe whole time she's hitting on

(35:43):
me and she's like oh, you know,I'd really like to see you.
Blah, blah, blah, you know.
And I'm like, yeah, you'refunny, I mean, this is cute,
whatever you know.
And she's sitting there andpropositioning me and these
girls that I'm flying with arelike what the hell is going on.
So as we're, as we're getting upto the desk, I'm like look.
And she's like oh, captain, ifyou really want to spend some

(36:03):
time?
I said, well, first of all, Iain't no damn captain.
I said I'm a flight attendant.
I said and she's like well, youknow, if you want to come spend
some time with me, here's myroom number.
She writes a room number, sitsin on the desk, and I was, and
the girl's like I cannot believethat.
She just did that and youdidn't even take her number.
And I said well, the reason whyyou don't take numbers like

(36:26):
that is this you know thatphrase, sean, that says when in
Vegas.
If it's in Vegas, stays inVegas, whatever happens
Everything in.
Vegas stays in Vegas.
Yes, right, well, right, thereis a perfect example with that.
Right, there is a perfectexample with that.
If you would have went withthat into that room and you
would have been strapped to abed and realized real soon that
that wasn't a female, that was aman.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Yeah, dude.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
And whatever happened in Vegas, would have stayed in
Vegas that night because youain't telling nobody.
You ain't telling nobody Right,ain't telling nobody right.
So I mean if, if it didn't keyyou in?
I mean, being in this job, aslong as I've been in this job, I
can see men a mile away.
It dressed up as women, but youknow that shit was hilarious.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
I mean, it's so funny a flight attendant's awareness,
like, level of like, beingsituationally aware and being
able to like that, that acuityof that, whatever talent of ours
to be able to like sense outthings and stuff.
We can.
It's about a mile away, like weknow, like we see people all
the time, so you're not gettingover on us too often, nope.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Nope, and you know we used to stay at that SLS,
Remember that one yeah.
Okay.
So I used to go down thereearly and in the morning time
because they used to give usfree coffee down there.
So I love going down and peoplewatching in vegas well, you can
go anywhere in vegas peoplewatching but a hotel at the sls.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Yeah, in the morning time well, that end of this trip
is like you know they'rerolling right I mean when they
roll in early in the morning,y'all.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
I mean they came and you're seeing all of them.
I mean these girls are comingin.
The skirts are so high up andthey're drunk, the heels are
broken.
They're coming in and herecomes this couple and this girl
had these bib overalls on andshe had these real big boobs and
she didn't have anythingunderneath it.
That's Vegas and the guy'swalking in.
They're both drunk and they hadthis big guitar in front of

(38:24):
these big mirrors out there.
And she looks at me and she goeshey, she goes, will you take a
picture of me and my man infront of these mirrors?
I said, sure, let me see yourcamera.
So she takes her camera out andthen she puts her big peace,
sign up.
You know what I mean.
Her hand flies out and she'slike Vegas baby.
And I was like that's greathoney.
But you know I'm not going totake this picture unless you

(38:46):
want to stick that boobie backin there, because that one just
popped out on the side and I'mlooking at this big boob
sticking out at me and thinkingI shouldn't take this picture
because mom might see it.
Yeah tits and ass all over vegas.
It could fall out at any time,any place, anywhere.
I mean I love vegas.
I mean as far as like, if thatgoes, I mean nowadays it's like

(39:08):
it smells like weed everything.
But those days back then, man,I used to love going to vegas
because it was so much fun, itwas entertaining, that reminded
me of a story my in vegas.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
We're on the layover and we're walking down the strip
and, uh, these, these three bigblack gals, they're walking
down the strip and they'rewalking down.
Okay, you imagine big, massiveass.
I'm talking like ass, like thesize, the width of your body,
one cheek right.
I mean big asses.
And they're walking down thestrip in thongs.

(39:40):
Now she's walking down a stripand that is it's one thing to be
walking down, and she knowseverybody's looking right and
she's walking down.
She comes walking by us andwe're like in a very populated
area and they're walking downanywhere else in the world, you
know the police would havestopped them indecent exposure.
No, this woman's down, walkingdown the strip and she's
smacking her ass and she's likecome on, come on, get you some.

(40:04):
I know you're looking.
Get you some, you like that?

Speaker 2 (40:12):
I'm like only in Vegas, man, only in Vegas.
I like the sound of Vegas youjust made.
That was good yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
You know it's like uh , this is is a normal layover in
a flight attendant life.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Vegas has changed so much.
Years ago we stayed at a littlehotel it was called the Debbie
Reynolds when we first startedgoing there.
Then we ended up staying at alittle San Remo, Tropicana and
all these other places thatthey've been knocked down, and
now Vegas is like high riseafter freaking high rise.
I mean they're huge out therenow.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
well, there's there one thing big, the big changes
in vegas one.
When we started our careervegas man, you know, g and I
like to eat we go to vegas, gand I would go to a vegas
layover and we would kill thebuffets.
I mean, we would go there, we'dgo to the seafood all you can
eat seafood buffets.
We do, oh it, we would go there, we'd go to these seafood
all-you-can-eat seafood buffets.
It was just out of control.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
You could go to do the seafood buffet for $19.95.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Yeah, freaking, just kill it Lobster all day and just
lobster crab as much as youwant.
I mean you'd go back to yourroom and just be like why did I
do that?
I mean it was just crazy.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
We used to stay at this one casino Remember it was
the Silver Sixes or somethinglike that.
Across the street you could runout all your damn money and
across the street you could geta steak, potatoes, vegetables,
something to drink $3.95.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Yep, not today, not today, not today.
That's the change in Vegas.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
You can't get a damn hot dog for $3.95.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Vegas food has gone out of the roof.
You cannot get anything therecheap.
I'm trying to honor off thestrip, it's just it is expensive
to go there now.
It's crazy, yeah, and the onlyway you're going to get like
inexpensive stuff now is it be ahigh roller and get comped.
That's pretty much the only wayit's happening.
But I mean vegas used to be.
You can go there for cheap, butnot anymore.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
It used to be crazy when I went into the SLS, I
forgot on this one too.
Do you remember those rooms?
Do I remember?

Speaker 1 (42:08):
those rooms.
You remember those rooms, rightyeah?

Speaker 2 (42:10):
All them big-ass mirrors.
Dude, we had mirrors.
You're like, this is such aporn video.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
We had, we could talk about rooms in Vegas.
I mean, in my career I've hadthe one where we had the hot tub
in the middle with the pole inthe center of it.
Oh yeah, like I mean in themiddle of your room.
You walk in, here's your bedand there's a hot tub and a
dance pole in the middle of it.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Do you know what I thought was the weirdest thing
about the LSLS, though?

Speaker 1 (42:34):
What's that?

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
When you were sitting in the bed, okay, and you and
you put down the blinds.
Yeah, it was people.
Oh yeah, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Yeah, the, it was like silhouettes on the blinds
yeah, people and so and they'relooking at you, right.
So if you were actually in bedwith somebody and you're like
that's kind of freaky, you'relooking out and it's like well,
you might be into that.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
What the hell it's like?
Maybe you want people watchingexactly you're you're warriors.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
The sls voyeurism damn, that was funny man.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
That brought back some good memories yeah, it's
crazy man, but uh yeah airportjackpots, man, you know that's
the one thing we talk about too.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Is that there there's been some good size jackpots in
vegas?

Speaker 1 (43:17):
dude, I guess I've uh , I used to have this like a
habit that I used to do in vegas.
So if I do a vegas turn orsomething like that like I'd
always get off the plane and I'malways gonna gamble like 20
bucks, so I jump off the planeor sit time, throw 20 bucks into
the machine and just go andhave my favorite machines and
stuff and probably 50 percent ofthe time I'm walking back on

(43:39):
board with more money than I putin.
So it was kind of cool, right,but there's been some big
jackpots.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
There's a woman in 2016.
Could you imagine I meanseriously getting ready say,
you're getting on a plane andyou're sitting there and you're
like, damn, I lost all my damnmoney.
I got like 20 bucks left andthen you hit a wheel of fortune
for a million bucks, Milliondollars, million dollars.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
That makes the vacation good.
Yeah, great.
Puts a smiley face back on yourface.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Yeah, and this other person from Texas.
They won over $302,000.
Think about that $300,000.
At the gate.
At the gate, you know something?
It's going to take a while forthem to come down here.
You might miss your flight.
That's what I was just thinking.
Oh hell with that flight Hell Iwas on.
No, no, no, you go ahead.
The flight only cost me $59.

(44:28):
I'm staying here today,tomorrow and the next day
$300,000?
.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
That has extended my vacation.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Oh hell, yeah, no, no , no, I'm staying, but you know
the best one.
The best one was this flightattendant on Megabucks at
Harrah's in Las Vegas.
I can't imagine this.
Could you imagine me and yousitting there and you won $9.4
million?
I'd be your best friend.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Yeah, yeah, I was in it because have you ever been
around that when that happens,like when somebody hits it big
in Vegas?

Speaker 2 (45:02):
Okay, here's the Vegas story.
Years ago, when we used to goto Vegas, we used to play all
the time, right, and here's atrue story.
Wife was, we were down, we usedto play $50 casino and remember
the slots.
You'd have the big slots, thedollar ones, and so we each had
$50 and we were down to the last$3 in that casino.

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So we went over there and Isaid, okay, let's just play the
megabucks, let's max bet $3, putit in the machine.
Sure, so I put my dollar in andshe put one in and I was like
put the third one.
She's like no, we'll just saveone for the, for the um, you
know, one more spin becausewe're losers.
A dollar, a dollar, right.
So, anyway, it's like, okay,just joking around, because we

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lost everything.
I mean we lost.
And I pulled the thing it wastriple, double diamond straight
across the machine shot.
Everybody was screaming andyelling.
I'm cursing and she's she'scrying because, you know, back
then the dollars were justpouring out.
Now, yeah, boom, boom, boom,boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
boom, boom million, and I thinkwe ended up with a little over
$3,000 out of that jackpot.

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That's how crazy it is when youdon't put max bet in and that's

(46:31):
a true story.
But this flight attendant won$9.4 million.
Now could you imagine sayyou're on the phone with
scheduling?

Speaker 1 (46:39):
Okay, First of all I went that much.
Wait a second.
I'm not on the phone withscheduling.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Wait, you're on the phone with scheduling.
Scheduling is like where areyou at?
I'm in Vegas.
You're supposed to be on aplane.
Yeah, about that.
No, you're in big trouble.
I just told you, I'm calling in.
You can't call in sick.
I'm not calling in sick, I'mcalling in rich.
You have no doubt.
Right, your ass ain't going.
That flight's canceled.

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I'll see you later.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
They're not going to pay you that much in your whole
career $9.4 million.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
No, that is freaking crazy-ass money.
Yeah, now, before we go alittle bit farther, I had to
talk about because I just hadthis too passengers with
disabilities.
I want to touch on this realquick Don't ever assume that a
person doesn't have a disabilitywhen you see them, because we

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have a lot of people that assume, just because a passenger looks
normal, that they are normaland that's not the case ever.
I have a sister that has MS andyou would see my sister and you
wouldn't think that anything'swrong.
And I had this with a couplepassengers recently and they're

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like there's nothing wrong withthem.
I said don't ever assume thatthere's nothing wrong with
somebody by the way that theylook, because that person could
have a complete disability andthey're in severe pain and you
have no idea and you're justbeing mean to them just because
you think that they don't have adisability.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Your perception is not that they have a disability,
so you want to discriminateagainst him.
That's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
It is.
But you see this a lot becausepeople just assume when they see
a person, they're like, oh,they don't need that, they don't
need the wheelchair.
Well, you don't know how hard itis for them to walk every
single day or how difficult itis and what they go through
every single day, and I alwaysthink to myself I'm so blessed
that I get to wake up every daywithout pain.

(48:35):
But it makes me angry also whenI see people that when they see
a person that does have adisability and they're like, oh,
that person doesn't need it,it's like you, you have no idea.
And don't ever assume that youknow if that person is disabled
or not, because you're luckyenough that you never have to
sit in that wheelchair.
Hell, yeah, so you know.
Anyway, just with that withdisability because I had to say

(48:57):
it, it just happened recently onone of my planes and it's very
upsetting when I see this happen.
So don't let it happen.
And if you're a person thatdoes that, maybe you should just
keep your mouth shut and justgo about your business.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Either keep to yourself or be empathetic.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Yep.
And then one more thing, Sean.
Have you ever hit the crazybutton on a coworker?

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Have I hit a crazy button?

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Yes, that's the funniest thing you know you'll.
You'll be doing something andall of a sudden you're sitting
there and you're sayingsomething and you knew you just
hit crazy town.
Oh right, yeah, I mean eyes.
All of a sudden eyes go lockedin, they're locked into.
You know that.
Whatever you said right, yousaid right, just hit the crazy

(49:40):
button, dude you know, you know,I just flew it crazy for two
months I know but no, yeah,crazy is crazy, so out of
control.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
I mean, like we, when you hit, when you're with a
co-worker, it doesn't matter ifyou're in the airline business
or not, you got a crazyco-worker they lose their shit
dude you don't.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
You wonder how?
Who in the hell hired you?

Speaker 1 (50:03):
How did this person get there Right?

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Exactly.
And how are you still here?
Right, because you know.
You know this crazy button hasbeen hitting before.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Well, here's the thing People hit the crazy
button but they don't turn inthe crazy button.
That's the problem.
Right, like they're not,they're, they're, they're going
to tell other crew members aboutit, but they're not going to
tell management about it.
Like, like, that's the problem.
That's how people stay aroundfor so long and it keeps going
on until they become legendaryand we got crazy, legendary shit
happening, and then until onetime they just blow their shit

(50:35):
and they're done.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Do you know what?
Do you know?
What I love about with thecrazy button, when I button with
a coworker, is that they don'thave the same last name as me.
I look at you and I'm sittingthere going.
You know something?
I am so glad that your lastname is not mine because, your
ass is just crazy.
You got that right, but hey,let's go around the globe.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
All right, man, yeah.
So what shuts down an airlineso quickly?

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Technology, man Technology, a thousand percent.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Yeah, this last week man airline totally shut down.
They lost all their computersystems and everything,
literally froze the entiresystem worldwide.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Yep, Even if it wasn't all it takes is a hack.
Yeah, you want to watch allthis shit just completely
implode.
I'm talking about you'retalking about the biggest
airlines in the world.
You want to see them implodeTechnology.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Right, I mean it's funny because, like every, I
don't think there's one airlineout there that hasn't had a
technology glitch, right.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
That's like interrupted their whole entire
service of their airline if you,if you ever want to see it on
the ground, just go.
I mean seriously you want to.
You go go, batshit crazy, watchwhen it, when a technology
glitch happens and I still goback to like.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
We did it manually for so many years before, and
now we're so reliant oncomputers like yeah, but they
have to shut down the whole.
Yeah, they have to shut it alldown because they have no manual
backup system.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Before we'd have to count.
Remember, we used to countpassengers.
Oh, dude, you say like okay,how many you got back there?
Okay, one comes up, it's 100.
The other one comes up, it'slike 96.
The other one comes up, it'slike 98.
I'm like are you shitting me?

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Nobody here can count to right dude.
They used some of the airlines.
It was true they actually hadlike pads, you know you'd see
them going down the island andlike they'd count each zone and
still get it all up and stillget it wrong.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
I used to laugh at that all the time.
I'm like how could?
Three of you come up with thedifferent different different
numbers, right yeah?
I mean it's empty seats andsubtraction, it's.
That's not hard, but anyway,that was funny.
But the other one is securitybreach.
You get a breach in securitybecause we had a couple people.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
That just happened.
Yeah, they jumped the damnfence.
Yeah, the airport.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Yeah Right, they jumped the fence.
Why would you jump the fence?

Speaker 1 (52:57):
I don't know, maybe they wanted to hop on a wheel.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
Well, Popsicle, yeah wheel.
Well, popsicle, yeah, yeah,popsicle out of Cleveland.
But no, it did.
It shut down the airport.
It's been hot.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Yeah, it's been hot, so you know that's a cool place
to go.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Two times, though, that's happened.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
The last couple weeks two times people have jumped
over the fence at our airportand shut the place down.
That's crazy, I mean, it is, Imean.
And then you know you're goingto get caught because they can
see you right on the field.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Right.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
So I mean, but the technology security breaches are
the top two things.
But I just seen this happen theother day that former flight
attendant that was sentenced to18 years, 18 and a half years in
federal prison, that dude'ssick.
That dude is lucky.
No, but his ass is lucky thatthey sent his ass to federal
prison.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Lucky.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
I mean he's lucky because, let me tell you
something, that boy wouldn'thave lasted a day in a state
prison, because filming underagegirls on the aircraft, that is
absolutely ridiculous.
He's going to be somebody'sbitch yeah but I tell you what
he's more protected in a federalprison than he'd ever be in a
state prison.
I don't care, I know I'll tellyou what he's more protected in
a federal prison than he ever bein a state prison.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
I don't care, you know, I know Somebody's going to
get to him, but anyway, 18 anda half years, you're going to
have a boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Yeah, right, you're going to have a boyfriend.
And then, unfortunately, we hada deal in Stockholm where they
had to pull a pilot off thatfailed a breathalyzer test.
Yeah, that's just stupid.
Stockholm, where they had topull a pilot off that failed a
breathalyzer test.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
That's just stupid.
We talked about this so manytimes.
You guys listen as pilots.
You guys go through way toomuch shit.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Why would you ever jeopardize your career for
something that damn stupid, allthe money and all the training
that it took to get to thatposition, and then you
jeopardize it over some stupidshit?

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Even if it was a mistake, it was a dumbass
mistake.
It just doesn't make any sense.
Why can't you wait?
I mean, why can't you wait?
Why do you just got to keepgoing?
It doesn't.
That doesn't make any sense.
And then all the shit thatyou're going to have to go
through.
Yeah, I mean, it's just crazy.
It didn't make any sense.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
It's wild because, like my, you know my wife's a
pilot and she treats alcohollike the plague.
I'm telling you she has highrespect on alcohol and the
effects of alcohol and she willnot ever let it even come close
to jeopardizing her job.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
His wife actually is one of the top pilots I have
ever flown with.
I would fly with her any day ofthe weekend.
She's the epitome of what aprofessional pilot should be and
I would never think in amillion years that would even be
close to her, not even athought.
But it just kills me when I seethis, because you know from

(55:39):
knowing so many pilots how longit took them to get where
they're at.
And you're at the pinnacle ofwhat you're doing and then you
screw it up for an overnight.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Yeah, that's just dumb.
Getting drunk on an overnight.
It makes no sense.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
And then recently they just dragged another pilot
off.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Today?
Yeah, I think it was today.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
No, I think it was yesterday.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Yesterday.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Yeah, and they were dragged off of a flight from
Minneapolis to San Francisco.
And this is just disgusting.
It's child pornography charges.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Yeah, that's allegedly why he's got drug off.
But I was reading the articleabout this and it was typical
West Coast man.
People were like all upset.
I'm traumatized to see thefederal marshals come on and
drag him off in handcuffs.
I couldn't stop thinking aboutit.
What was happening with him?

Speaker 2 (56:32):
oh my god, it was I was like no, no, unless it's
your child.
What was?

Speaker 1 (56:38):
happening was he was getting what he was coming to
him like.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Give me a break exactly because it was my child.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
You wouldn't need no damn if there's 20 law officers
showing it up to an aircraft.
Yeah, something's definitelygoing down because, first of all
, for that to even happen, yeah,you know, and there's a lot of
people being informed thatwhat's getting ready to happen
in that aircraft?
Because, uh, cockpit's a sacredarea.
I hate, you know, I do, it's sostupid.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Anything that, even with our industry, stupid stuff
like this, even though we aretalking about it, freaking.
I hate it.
I hate hearing about pilotsbeing intoxicated.
It's bullshit.
You guys got to stop that shit.
Flight attendants beingintoxicated I hate hearing about
that and this shit.
It's like pornography and childanything, child pornography

(57:23):
with all the stuff in the world.
That's what you did.
That's bullshit.
And like I said, you're going toget what you're.
You're going to get what youget and you know um not much
more to say on that.
That's just disgusting and,like I said, you'll get, you'll
get yours in the end.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Unfortunately, but hey, guess what just happened.
What's that?
We just sold our first piece ofmerchandise, whoop.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop.
Hey, not only that, but youknow something?
A huge shout-out, huge, huge,huge shout-out.
We almost forgot Sean's mombought us a couple mugs, couple
mugs, and then Sean's mug saysthe man, the myth, the golfing
legend.
All we needed to add their Momwas Happy Gilmore.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Right, right and then mine says absolute top guy.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Gary, Give thanks for his awesomeness.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
His awesomeness.
Praise Gary.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
Hey, I got a pat on the back, mom.
You know the only thing thatwas missing and, like I said,
that was top of you.
I came over here and he didn'tput no damn coffee in.
No, top with you.
I came over here and he didn'tput no damn coffee in.
No, are you kidding me?
I'm like, are you shitting me?
Your mom does this and youcan't even fill it full of
coffee, I think.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
I think her quote was um fill it with, uh, some
libation of your choice.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
That would have been coffee.
That'd be good.
But hey, listen, hey, Iappreciate this, I absolutely
love this and I will be usingthis at home and reminding
myself I'm top guy.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
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Speaker 2 (59:40):
Between me and you, you should be able to buy a
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Yeah, all right, man, let's goto the quote.
The quote here's the quote forthe day guys, look for something
positive in each day, even ifsome days you have to look a
little harder.
Amen.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Amen, man, you got that right.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
All right.
Hey, listen, Mom.
Thanks again, man.
I love the mug.
It's freaking phenomenal.
You guys had a great time thisweek and hopefully next week.
I'll remember what day we'resupposed to be recording.
I'll have to run my ass overhere real quick.
I'll remind us to see now, guys.
Yes sirs, yes sirs.
All right guys, you guys have agreat week.

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