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A perfect room in Cabo, the beach on lock, and then the headlines turn dark. We walk you through the moment we hit pause, weighed cartel warnings and fresh advisories, and flipped the trip to Palm Springs. The real story isn’t the resort—it’s how to read risk, tune out noise, and make a call that lets you actually relax once you land.
From there, we crack open the most expensive mistake a crew member can make: an accidental slide deployment. Beyond the embarrassment, it’s a brutal chain reaction—$50k–$70k for the slide, a five-figure repack, injuries if you’re too close, and a six-figure disruption that burns time, crews, and patience. We share frontline perspective on door discipline, why “armed” is a live system, and what passengers don’t see while ops scrambles to recover.
Tech throws its own curveball when a Microsoft Azure outage ripples into grounded flights and silenced Xbox headsets. We connect the dots between cloud dependency and aviation resilience, and ask the hard question: if one vendor blinks, does your entire operation stop? AI can supercharge scheduling, customer service, and planning, but without redundancy and realistic drills, smart tools become single points of failure.
We lighten the cabin with some necessary etiquette: no tuna, no hard-boiled eggs, go easy on the onions, and please skip the aisle yoga and gasper-vent laundry. Add a nod to a 22-year-old World Series phenom punching history into the box score, a jaw-dropping Category 5 hurricane that reminds us why timing matters, and a heartfelt shoutout to our new listener in Cyprus.
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SPEAKER_00 (00:00):
Welcome back to Cabin Pressure.
Gee, you know where Cyprus is?
Nope.
Well, we're gonna find outtoday.
I'm nursing a fantasy footballwound and a kabo trip that
turned into Palm Springs.
SPEAKER_01 (00:12):
Damn.
Well, we're also gonna talkabout blown emergency slides
that cost$70,000.
SPEAKER_00 (00:18):
And a Microsoft outage that grounded airlines, a
Category 5 hurricane, and ahistoric World Series pitching
performance.
SPEAKER_01 (00:27):
Can we talk about airport parking?
I saw a shuttle that said free.
There is nothing free aboutairport parking.
Uh Gary's got parking range,folks.
I got questions.
Also, why are yoga masterstaking over planes?
Is this the TikTok thing?
SPEAKER_00 (00:41):
That's what I'm saying.
All right, buckle up.
This is episode 60.
Let's go.
SPEAKER_01 (01:09):
Hey everyone, welcome.
This is Cabin Press.
SPEAKER_00 (01:12):
What's that?
What's that?
What's going on, man?
Man, you know, first of all.
I should have gone, wait aminute.
I should have gone, What's that?
There you go.
Yeah.
We're gonna flip it.
You're gonna start doing introstuff.
You're gonna be doing stupidshit.
I missed that one.
I had to jump in there.
(01:32):
That was good.
Dude, man.
We had a domestic incident atour house the other night.
SPEAKER_01 (01:40):
Domestic incident.
SPEAKER_00 (01:42):
Yeah, man.
It was bad.
It was brutal.
Brutal.
For all you men out there, youknow what I'm talking about when
I talk about I was in a fantasyfootball match with my wife.
SPEAKER_01 (01:54):
She whipped your ass.
SPEAKER_00 (01:55):
And she gave me the beat down.
Like my my man card is injured.
I'm just telling you right now.
It's brutal out there, people.
Your voice sounds like it wasripped up.
You know, she's a big uh Coltsfan, so she like has this uh
fantasy football team that she'slike all cults, right?
(02:18):
And so she picks most of theteam that it's like current, but
she also goes with all the likedudes that were like been traded
in different teams withex-cults, so she still has in
her mind like an all cults team,you know, all the guys she used
to like and everything, butshe's kicking people's ass this
year.
Like, I mean, like taking names,she's like beating down people,
and I was just one of hervictims.
(02:40):
That's actually that's actuallyfunny.
It was it was bad, man.
It was bad, but um so um you'regonna hear about this for a
while.
Well, you know, here's the thinglike she goes like like two and
three years of like streaks nowwhere she's just like the worst
in the league.
And you know, and in our leagueright now, you know, you know,
GW, he's in our league, right?
(03:01):
And he's like 0-7.
He's the worst.
So he's good rap.
He took place, yeah.
He took place.
Carol's normally because sheonly picks like the Colts,
right?
So if the Colts are shitty,she's shitty, right?
And so they're like everybodyknows, but this year's Colts are
doing really good, and so she'sbeating people down.
I mean, they're getting off.
SPEAKER_01 (03:20):
Carol doing the happy dance, yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (03:22):
G did shout out to G if he's listening.
He did win his first game thisweek, finally.
So that was a good thing.
And um, the other thing thathappened, man, the other day.
So you know, I'm doing all thislike car juggling right now and
trying to do all this stuff, andI'm at family over, and I'm
backing out my car, and I'dparked it into my wife's spot.
(03:45):
You know how like you're parkingin a spot and you're like, Oh,
you know, you're I'm gonna justjump in my car and get out of
here, and I'm parking out at theopposite side of what I normally
am used to backing out, and Ipinched my mirror in the side of
the garage, and that thing justexploded, like shattered
everywhere.
Of a brand new car.
(04:06):
No, no, no, no, no.
This is my old car.
Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_01 (04:09):
Not that's why you're laughing.
Not because it would not befunny.
SPEAKER_00 (04:12):
I would be crying if it was my new car.
I was gonna say your old car.
But here's the thing.
So the thing like has like215,000 miles on this thing,
right?
So I'm like, it's still in goodcondition, it's a decent car,
right?
But like it's only worth like$5,500.
Like, is it's a BMW, but it's250,000 miles, right?
(04:34):
So then I pop this mirror.
I go to get an estimate today.
You know what, you know whatthey tell me how much that
mirror is?
I'm gonna love this.
Uh,$2,200.
I'm like, it ain't worth halfthe car.
I looked at the dude, I'm like,I said, I didn't tell you it was
2017 BMW at 215,000 miles.
SPEAKER_01 (04:53):
I was gonna tell you go get it pull apart, but they
ain't got no BMW and no pullapart.
SPEAKER_00 (04:58):
Dude, they do, they do, believe me.
You know, so anyway, he goes,2200.
SPEAKER_01 (05:04):
I'm gonna go down there and pull that damn thing.
SPEAKER_00 (05:05):
He goes, he goes, Why don't you uh go searching
around?
He goes, Yeah, I bet you canfind this.
He goes, If find it, he goes,bring it back.
He goes, Well, I'll have theminstall it, paint it for you,
and get it installed for you,save you some money.
I'm like, I'm telling you, meand you go to pull apart, pull
that damn thing right off.
It was a bit throw.
I mean, I popped it, it was likeyou just looked over.
I'm telling you, you should youshould look.
I mean, we'll go pull it off.
(05:25):
But amazing enough, the mirrorstill works, it folds in, all
that stuff, man.
But I know everybody.
We'll go check a parking lot.
Everybody out there that's everhad that, like, oh shit, what
year is it?
Did I do that incident?
You know, they can relate.
God, I was like, I did that inlike uh, I don't know about like
10 years ago.
I had friends send over, and youknow Taylor.
(05:47):
He's over with his new car, andhe puts it in the driveway and
everything, and I'm like, oh,I'll go out and get pizza.
And I opened the garage door andI back up and I'm just boom.
Brand new kid.
His first car ever crunched thewhole front end.
SPEAKER_01 (06:02):
When the when you rip that, when you rip that
mirror off, yeah, did you thinkit was gonna be 2200?
Oh no, I didn't think it was.
It's like half the value of thecar.
SPEAKER_00 (06:10):
I was thinking like, I was thinking like under a
grand.
That's what I was thinking.
But you know, anyway, so I havethat shit going on.
And then and then then checkthis out.
So here we plan our vacationslike a year out.
Because you know I'm I'm thatMarriott Vacation Club stuff,
and so we have to like you haveto like reserve everything and
(06:31):
all that stuff.
And so we were sitting aroundthe other day and we're talking
about it to our friends we'regoing on vacation with, and we
were getting ready, and we hadthis, we had this like primo
room, like we've been we hadbeen down there, had like seen
the property, figured out oh,these this is the room we wanted
for the following year,whatever, and so we reserved it
on this stuff, so we were allexcited and everything.
(06:53):
And a week ago, I'm sitting uplast week and I said, you know,
how are you guys feeling aboutgoing to Cabo right now?
Because uh we're blowing boatsup and shit over in Mexico, and
and and then my buddy sends methis like article that says
(07:14):
cartels hanging signs in Cabo,you know, Americans beware, we
are gonna kill you.
We talked about that in thepodcast.
SPEAKER_01 (07:24):
I was like, we did, we talked about that.
We said, okay, so you you havethese these signs that says
Americans don't go.
Right.
And the people that go.
Yeah.
Okay, so you were one of thosepeople that were going.
SPEAKER_00 (07:38):
I was going, and then I talked to the group and I
said, um, I don't know if you soI got onto, you know, the you
know, the travel warning thing,right?
And I get in there, and guesswhen the last update was to like
don't travel.
22.
No, no, no, no.
I know the government shut down.
(07:59):
It's sarcasm.
unknown (08:00):
Right.
SPEAKER_00 (08:01):
Damn.
The 15th of, like the 15th ofthis, like 15 days ago or
something like that, orwhatever, or three days ago is
when the last update happened.
So uh people out there rightnow, if you're traveling around
any of your international shit,that site's a bunch of shit.
SPEAKER_01 (08:17):
We talked about that.
That's what we said.
SPEAKER_00 (08:19):
Like, do just do your own good judgment, think
about where you're going, thinkabout you're American, I'm going
to this country, am I safe?
Because and don't don't get in aspeedboat.
You look at the map, and it haslike there's only like one
little section in Mexico, likewhere Cabo is and where Cancun
is, and it says, you know, becautious, right?
And then all the otherterritories around is like,
(08:41):
don't travel.
Uh, warnings, change plans, uh,they will kill you.
You know, like it's green.
SPEAKER_01 (08:48):
You know the greatest thing about living in
the U.S.
What's that?
When have you seen a traveladvisory for the U.S.?
Right.
They're out there though.
When?
SPEAKER_00 (08:57):
Well, I mean, like, I think we talked about this
before.
SPEAKER_01 (08:59):
We're like, is dangerous going like to Jackson
Hole?
SPEAKER_00 (09:02):
Dude.
Have you seen what's happeningin some of these major cities
right now?
I knew that, but yeah, so theforeigners are coming in,
they're like, Don't go to don'tgo to Portland, don't go to New
York.
Well, don't go to Chicago.
I wouldn't go to Portlandeither.
Beware.
SPEAKER_01 (09:19):
There's a bunch of different reasons, but I
wouldn't go there.
SPEAKER_00 (09:22):
Exactly.
So, anyways, though, yeah, man.
So we audibled and we went, weare now going to Palm Springs.
And uh a beach vacation justturned into a golf vacation.
Carol's happy.
Right.
So we're we're like, we had tolike flip everything else,
change plans, you know, thewhole nine yards, you know, the
whole, you know, hotel rooms anduh cars and you know, trying to
(09:47):
figure out how to get freaking,you know, our clubs out there.
And it was crazy.
But uh I'm I feel safe now.
No travel advisory for PalmSprings.
Yeah, because in Palm Springs,you might be getting bit bitch
slapped by a gay dude, but youain't gonna get killed by the
cartel.
SPEAKER_02 (10:05):
I'd like to see that one.
SPEAKER_00 (10:08):
They might try to bitch slap you.
That would be funny, but that'sabout as harsh as it's gonna get
out there, anyhow.
Um, so yeah, man.
So then then other thing youknow that's coming up here, uh
uh, which is gonna be tomorrowafter this when the show uh
launches here is gonna bedaylight saving times happen
again.
(10:28):
It's dark.
Dude.
SPEAKER_01 (10:29):
I go to work and it's dark.
I come home and it's dark.
It is dark.
SPEAKER_00 (10:33):
Are they ever gonna change this shit?
Nope.
SPEAKER_01 (10:36):
I mean, I don't know.
All I know is uh when I when Ileave it's dark, when I come
home, it's dark.
SPEAKER_00 (10:41):
I mean, uh, how many years now has it been like
somebody and like the governmentis like, oh, we're gonna we're
gonna have a bill and we'regonna change this and this is
gonna get changed and this isoutdated and just leave it
alone, right?
No, I don't know.
No, I mean change change it andthen leave it alone.
Yeah, just just abolish it.
Just like forget, stop doing theshit anymore, just leave it at
(11:02):
one time and just let's go.
Yeah, quit changing back andforth and bouncing.
But, anyways, for those peoplethat are concerned, on Sunday,
November 2nd at 2 a.m.
local time, uh, you'll turnreturn to a standard time, so
you're gonna fall back.
Anyhow.
SPEAKER_01 (11:18):
I had this guy.
I had this guy.
PSA for the day.
I gotta tell you about this guyuh came in uh day before
yesterday.
I came in from Los Angeles, andhe was coming in for a wedding.
Actually, it's pretty cool.
Yeah, and uh he was he was allexcited about getting in
Cleveland.
And and here's here's uh our ourCaptain Finkey.
He was like, Yeah, it's uh cold,rainy, wet, everything, you
(11:39):
know.
I mean, everything bad about asfar as the weather goes.
For us, it's normal, it's justthat time of year.
And this guy was so excitedabout coming into Ohio.
And so yeah, we got in thisconversation, and and uh so he
is moving from Los Angeles intoCleveland.
Yeah, to Cleveland.
SPEAKER_00 (11:55):
A lot less sunny days.
SPEAKER_01 (11:57):
No, but he was it was amazing how he was looking
forward to it.
SPEAKER_00 (12:01):
Well, he's probably feeling better because they're
nice people here.
That's what he said.
SPEAKER_01 (12:06):
He goes, he goes, it's amazing how nice everyone
is in Ohio when when you you gethere and you meet these people,
right?
And he goes, and you drivearound, it's like these these
little towns and all this andgreat food and everything that
you get.
And he goes, and then I love theseasonal change.
Because most of those places,you know, where they got like
two seasons if they're lucky.
SPEAKER_00 (12:26):
Dude.
SPEAKER_01 (12:26):
Right?
SPEAKER_00 (12:27):
We get all four.
All I can say right now, likeyou just hit the nail on the
head, man.
Yesterday I was just drivingaround, and right now it is
popping.
Like the colors here.
I mean, I'm driving downstreets, and you just think,
like, this is a storybook.
It's unbelievable how beautifulthe colors are.
So many fall colors happening.
(12:47):
It's just magical right now herein Ohio.
SPEAKER_01 (12:49):
So he was talking about like a different place he
was looking.
He they're gonna spend like thenext two days driving around.
And he was talking about he gethe wanted to be up by the lake.
And I and I told him, I said,when you get a realtor, ask him
where it says snowbelt.
Yeah.
And he goes, Snowbelt, what'sthat?
You're gonna find out realquick.
(13:10):
And I told him, I said, Okay, ifyou like a lot of snow, yeah,
okay, may then go look at theside.
Unless you'd be stuck in yourhouse for a little while.
Exactly.
It's by the up by the lake,right?
The temperature changes.
I was telling him, I said,temperature, what did you say,
about 10, 14 degrees difference?
SPEAKER_00 (13:24):
A lot of times a minimum 10 degree shift from the
lake to inland.
It's just it's crazy.
SPEAKER_01 (13:30):
So he was looking forward to, I mean, he he is uh
so excited about moving here,and he's got his house up for
sale, and he he's looking forhouses.
And I thought it was so cool.
I mean, we got in this longconversation, but I showed him,
you know, our you know, ourarea, and he couldn't believe
how beautiful it is out here.
Yeah, and he's so lookingforward to moving to Ohio, and
we've said it numerous times,Ohio is a phenomenal place to
(13:52):
live.
It's great people, great food,um, and great uh traffic.
SPEAKER_00 (13:59):
You know the traffic is good here.
Yeah, it's on it's about a 15-30minute window.
SPEAKER_01 (14:06):
No, we got good traffic.
But hey, you know, I just gotdone.
I just got done with training.
I'm not gonna you know go on andon about that.
All I can say is is uh, youknow, preparation.
SPEAKER_00 (14:16):
Prep.
SPEAKER_01 (14:17):
Right?
SPEAKER_00 (14:17):
Dude, it makes all the difference.
SPEAKER_01 (14:19):
Yeah, because you know, you get these people in
training and they're notprepped.
Oh, I hate that.
Spinning like a top, lookingstupid.
Yep.
Yep.
And and they give you all theinformation.
All you gotta do is just prepyourself.
SPEAKER_00 (14:32):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (14:32):
And uh, you know, the the gal they put with me,
and you know, they she followedme the whole time in rotation.
Oh, the gal.
Oh yeah, they there's a reason.
SPEAKER_00 (14:40):
Yeah.
Well, the I like the instructorskind of like do that.
Oh yeah, I know.
They figure out which one's thesmart one, and then okay, you're
starting, you're following.
Yeah, you're starting to get it.
Gary, you're up.
Yeah, you're up.
So they did that to me as well.
SPEAKER_01 (14:55):
So yeah, so me and me and Kurt, we got done.
And so we're rushing, you know,you're running over to the
airport, and you know, you gotrandom.
Right.
Right.
Oh, that's fun.
Right?
Chicago random.
Always fun.
So we had to go over to uh whatis it, the pre-check.
SPEAKER_00 (15:11):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (15:12):
So we thought we was in this pre-check, and we're
supposed to be at the otherpre-check, then we got to go on
that one, then we get in thatline.
You're not in uniform, so yougotta stand in line.
So then we get on the plane,right?
We're packed in like sardines,we're heading home, we're
thinking, God, thank God, youknow.
18 months, we're clear.
Right.
We get out there, and all of asudden I'm like, Kurt, we're not
moving.
And she's like, Yeah, I know,we've been here for a bit.
(15:34):
And all of a sudden he comesacross, maintenance.
Oh man.
Yeah, we go right back to thedam.
We go right back to the airport.
I uh go, I'm like, she she waslike, Are you are you getting
off the plane?
I was like, shit, yeah, I'm notsitting on here.
So I I got off and I went andgot that number two caramel in
Chicago.
Boom.
Right?
Right.
Clark's.
Yeah.
(15:54):
Now I it's uh it's okay.
But you know what I don't likeabout it?
Clark's talking about.
Yeah.
The seeds, the caramel corn.
Yeah.
The seeds.
I I I don't like the seedsbecause you get you get them in
the corn.
Yeah.
Didn't like that.
I'm not a you know, Clark's isjust okay to me.
It is.
I say number two.
Yeah.
Garrett's is number one.
(16:14):
Garrett's.
But we were on the wrong side toget Garrett's.
You gotta walk a little bit.
Yep.
Too far for uh the delay thatwe're in.
So anyway, like I said, we werepacked in like sardines.
We ended up getting home thewell, closer to the next day.
Next day.
After closer to midnight.
Yeah, we were illegal.
16 hours exceeded uhlimitations, but you know, we
(16:37):
were going home.
Because we we get nothing extra.
I know, dude.
SPEAKER_00 (16:43):
Nothing, nothing, just sit in there and go home.
I know.
Believe me.
SPEAKER_01 (16:48):
So anyway, yeah, here so uh now I'm I'm driving
and I and I'm right behind thisfast park van, and I thought of
you.
SPEAKER_00 (16:56):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (16:57):
I did.
Because they had thisadvertising I thought was really
funny on the back of it.
It's a it's a 24-hour shuttle.
Relax, it's free.
What the f is free in in airportparking?
Come on now.
What is free in airport parking?
When did they give you freeparking?
SPEAKER_00 (17:15):
Nobody gives me free parking.
SPEAKER_01 (17:17):
You park at Fast Park.
SPEAKER_00 (17:18):
I think they were talking about the shuttle.
SPEAKER_01 (17:19):
I know, but how in the hell are you gonna get to
the airport?
I know what they are talkingabout.
I know the shuttle's free.
What do you think?
You're gonna pay for the shuttlefrom the airport?
Yeah, uh, yeah, you go ahead andpark, and then it's an extra
five dollars for me to driveyour ass to the airport.
SPEAKER_00 (17:34):
And they want a tip.
SPEAKER_01 (17:35):
It's free.
Stupid it's it's that's a dumb,stupid advertising.
SPEAKER_00 (17:42):
Yeah, man.
It's all uh it's all a facade.
Right?
The one thing I do get freethere when I park is uh I get
some juice.
I get to plug in my car now andthey give me free juice.
SPEAKER_01 (17:58):
When you leave, though, you it's nothing free.
You're paying.
SPEAKER_00 (18:01):
Right.
SPEAKER_01 (18:02):
Your ass is paying.
SPEAKER_00 (18:03):
And it's uh through a little sippy straw juice, so
it takes a long time for my carto get charged up.
SPEAKER_01 (18:08):
And this week I love this.
You know, remember Ubekistan?
Ubekistan, yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (18:13):
Shout out, Ubekistan.
SPEAKER_01 (18:17):
Had no freaking idea where Ubekistan is.
Well, I I love it when we get aperson that listens to us from a
place I'm not familiar with.
Right.
Have you heard of Cyprus?
Cyprus.
Yes, I've heard of Cyprus.
SPEAKER_00 (18:29):
Okay, well, I haven't.
God, you're like, I've heard ofCyprus.
I'm a I'm an international man.
What a mystery.
All right.
SPEAKER_01 (18:38):
Yeah.
So I thought this was cool.
This this person listened to usin Cyprus.
Okay, exactly.
Where is Cyprus?
No, you know something, you'regonna know where it is.
Go ahead.
SPEAKER_00 (18:47):
No, go keep going.
Cyprus.
SPEAKER_01 (18:50):
Okay, the Cyprus is an island country located in the
eastern Mediterranean Sea.
This is kind of cool becauseit's south of Turkey, it's west
of Syria and Lebanon, it'snorthwest of Israel and north of
Egypt.
It's the largest and third mostpopulous island in the
Mediterranean after Sicily andSardinia.
Now, this was really cool.
(19:10):
If you look at this on the map,it's beautiful there.
It's like, yeah, but it's it'slike in the center of all these
places in the damn water.
It's just an island.
SPEAKER_00 (19:18):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (19:18):
I thought it was really cool.
And then this person islistening, and he's out there in
Cyprus going, hey, you knowsomething?
Damn.
Cabin pressure with Sean G.
That'd be something I'm gonnalisten to.
Boom.
Boom.
I just loved it.
I I love it when they dance whenthey actually listen.
And and so you get to learnabout them, and you get to learn
about their food.
SPEAKER_00 (19:39):
You know what would be really cool?
What?
Is we had a listener that waslike in Cyprus or one of these
different countries, and thenthey contact us, and then we go
there and do a show.
SPEAKER_01 (19:50):
Let's do it, especially that place.
Cyprus, hey, email us.
SPEAKER_00 (19:54):
They'd be like, hey, hey, let's come here, let's do
the show.
G and I fly out there because wegot that access, like
privileges.
That'd be funny.
And we just like go.
That would be fun.
SPEAKER_01 (20:07):
People would be like, What?
That's our new thing.
Right.
We're gonna do it.
You guys, you got you have toask us though, you gotta send an
email.
But anyway, wanted to tell youthere the food there.
It's semi-hard brined cheesemade from sheep's and goats'
milk.
It's unique because it doesn'tmelt easily.
So it's often grilled or friedand served with mint.
SPEAKER_00 (20:30):
Now, cheese with mint.
Cheese and mint, man.
Dude, I'm in for anything.
You know me.
Yeah, I'm a foodie.
I'll try anything.
SPEAKER_01 (20:36):
Now, this is the part I could understand though,
because when you when you havecheese like that, eating it with
watermelon in the summertime.
SPEAKER_00 (20:43):
Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (20:44):
That'd be good.
SPEAKER_00 (20:45):
I've done that.
SPEAKER_01 (20:45):
So Cypress, hey, listen, reach out to us, send an
email.
Me and Sean will get once comevisit.
Just show us show us where we'restaying.
First of all, it would be amajor event to get G to go
anywhere.
Okay, but show up.
Stop flying.
All right, shut up.
Show us where we're staying.
Show uh the bed that I'msleeping in and the cot that
Sean is.
Right.
(21:06):
So just send us the email.
We're coming.
Let's do it, man.
Cyprus, I thought it was cool.
So we have Ubekistan and Cyprus.
Who will be next?
Who's next?
Who's gonna be that crazy placethat we not heard of?
No, well, you've heard ofCyprus.
Yeah.
I think you're bullshitting.
No, dude.
I know you're because you youwere there by Italy.
(21:26):
Are you kidding me?
SPEAKER_00 (21:27):
I know you knew where it was at.
Across the water, spit, boom,there.
Whatever.
SPEAKER_01 (21:32):
I learned about it anyway.
SPEAKER_00 (21:33):
Anyways, man.
Uh yeah.
So what's happening in the worldtoday, man?
The World Series is happening.
That's what everybody right nowis listening.
I mean, not everybody, like theWorld Series is the big event
here in the United States, butlike it's still a big event
around the world, right?
Huge.
I mean, huge.
But there's been some crazystuff happening.
(21:54):
First of all, Canada is gettingoff right now.
The Blue Jays.
Yeah.
They are they are in a positionto get ready to win this whole
thing.
SPEAKER_01 (22:02):
I was like over the Dodgers?
SPEAKER_00 (22:04):
Yeah, dude.
That's that's a big thing rightthere.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, uh who are you for?
You are you for one of theseteams?
Because I mean, like, thesearen't our teams.
No, I I but I I don't want theDodgers to win.
I'm with you too.
I don't want the I'd rather seethe Blue Jays.
I'm always about an underdogwinning.
Yep.
You know, because the Blue Jays,first of all, they have you know
(22:25):
Canadian World Series starttheir very first ever, then they
wrap it all up and all thisstuff.
But they're ready to do it, man.
They are fighting tooth andnail.
SPEAKER_01 (22:36):
I like I do like the thought of the underdog.
I don't care who it is.
I don't care if it's Canada.
I don't care where it's at.
I don't care if it's Cleveland.
Right.
Right.
Love to see Cleveland in it.
Oh there you go.
But anyway, no, I I I totallyagree with you.
I would I would love to see thethe Blue Jays actually win.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (22:55):
That'd be cool, man.
But there's been some phenomenalthings.
Game three, 18 inningshappening.
I mean, that was like, I mean, Ididn't stay up for some friend
friends of mine were talkingabout it.
How like it was crazy how long.
And then um then the yesterday'sgame, man, with uh the pitcher
that freaking uh threw out 10strikeouts in the first five
(23:18):
innings.
Yeah.
That hasn't been done since1963, Sandy Koufax.
That's some crazy stuff rightthere.
That kid's only 22 years old.
22 years old and uh in the WorldSeries and just having making a
day of it, right?
SPEAKER_01 (23:36):
Yeah.
I mean he he played uh he playedcollege for the East Carolina
Pirates.
I mean, he was uh he he was afirst round in an MLB draft.
SPEAKER_00 (23:45):
Yeah.
I mean yeah unbelievable.
SPEAKER_01 (23:48):
But 22 years of age.
Could you can imagine that bigof a stage standing there 22
years old?
And uh the the the focus iscrazy.
SPEAKER_00 (23:57):
First of all, they had the nerves to do it and all
that stuff just crazy being onthat platform is a bit
unbelievable, but I mean what awhat amazing that's locked in.
I uh I'm I'm hoping I'm hopingfor them.
I mean, I'm you know, I'm theunderdog router too.
Yeah.
So anyways, what's happeningwith the crew members blowing
(24:19):
slides?
SPEAKER_01 (24:20):
Do you did you see that?
No.
We talked about we talk aboutthis a lot, about um with the
the one thing that crew memberstheir their biggest nightmare,
right?
Yeah.
I mean a crew member's biggestnightmare is blowing a slide.
SPEAKER_00 (24:35):
Well, here's the thing.
It's like it's like uh any otherjob that's out there.
We have our main responsibilityas a flight attendant is to man
your door and evacuate a plane,right?
That's the number one thing.
I don't care if you get afreaking coke, I don't care if
you eat anything, whatever.
Our first and only reason to beon the plane is to get that door
(24:56):
open in an emergency and getpeople off the plane.
SPEAKER_01 (25:00):
And if you fuck up doing it, but no, there's but
okay, put yourself do it whenit's not supposed to be done.
Yeah, but put yourself in thissituation though.
You're your your plane is isboarded, everybody's ready to
go, and then you blow the damnslide.
Oh, dang.
Right now, now your ass isstanding there while everybody's
(25:24):
looking at you like you're thedumb ass.
Right?
Yeah, you are.
Because, you know, first of all,everybody's gotta come out and
take pictures.
SPEAKER_00 (25:37):
Yeah.
Everybody and their mother.
I know if it ever happened tome, I the first thing I'm
thinking about, you know what itis?
Taking a picture?
No, it no no.
It is I just like envisionmyself in that video like this
can happen to you too.
SPEAKER_01 (25:54):
You know what I'm being in a video.
You know what I thought is isthat holy shit look, right?
Where all of a sudden uh youfelt like you're gonna have a
bow movement.
Right.
Yeah.
Because your head starts gettinglightheaded, spinning a little
bit.
Because you know, you know, as acrew member, the um it it's all
bad from this point forward.
SPEAKER_00 (26:13):
I had I had an incident out in Hawaii where
this dude blew a uh 7-6 slide.
Yeah.
Right next door to us.
I was with you, probably, andthen remember the guy got
knocked out.
Knocked out.
SPEAKER_01 (26:27):
Yeah, seven.
SPEAKER_00 (26:28):
The door comes in.
This stuff is so lethal.
Yeah.
I mean, people don't understand.
Like, the when these doors blowand these slides blow, they're
coming out with thousands ofpounds of pressure and they just
like explode open.
And this door in this planeslides up and has this big
gigantic uh slide bustle on thething, and it smacked him right
(26:50):
in the face and knocked himcold.
SPEAKER_01 (26:52):
All the way across the other side of the galley.
SPEAKER_00 (26:54):
Right.
SPEAKER_01 (26:54):
And and he was he was knocked unconscious.
Unconscious.
SPEAKER_00 (26:57):
Yeah.
So that that just puts it putsit in perspective before you get
people out there that don'tunderstand what we're talking
about.
But these when you open thesedoors, there's something like
that.
SPEAKER_01 (27:05):
That could happen to a crew member in a normal
circumstance.
If you if you're not aware ofbeing on the 7-6, right?
If you're not aware, you knowit.
If you if you make the mistakeby getting too close, you're
getting knocked out.
SPEAKER_00 (27:18):
Do you and and you know what?
Ever since that incidenthappened with that we were a
witness to, like, you would havethought we would have had more
training about it.
Like, these things open quick.
Yeah, be careful, stand out ofthe way.
Get your ass knocked out.
Yeah, they never tell you aboutthat shit.
SPEAKER_01 (27:32):
Nope.
So, but but going going on towhat happens after that, I mean,
for a for a crew member, I'mjust telling you, it is it is a
nightmare.
I mean, it is the beginning ofyour nightmare.
SPEAKER_00 (27:44):
Yeah.
You're getting ready to gopee-pee.
SPEAKER_01 (27:47):
Yeah, but could you imagine sitting there and if
you're at a location, noweverybody's got to get off the
plane, and and everybody's like,well, there's dumbass.
As you're as you're getting off.
If they didn't have a crewmember to replace you and they
they got a new slide, well,there's dumbass again.
Don't let him out of the door.
Yeah, slides aren't just layingaround.
Exactly.
(28:08):
But that this one, this one waslike, I think it was like a four
to five hour delay.
Now, you get this is what a lotof people don't understand.
Those slides, just a replacementslide, is anywhere from$50,000
to$70,000 just for the slide.
You got a repacking cost.
Did I tell you how much mymirror was?
(28:28):
$1,200.
Yeah.
A repacking cost of$12,000 justto repack it.
Wow.
Operational disruption.
I mean, it can go anywhere froma hundred thousand up, depending
on depending on the passengers.
SPEAKER_00 (28:43):
I don't know.
Like I I would like to see thatwhole thing about repacking.
Like, you know, like I didn'tknow if they they were reusable
type of thing.
Yeah, they just deflate them andrepack them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I'd like to see it.
I would I would.
And would you trust if our mainis repacked and put it back in?
SPEAKER_01 (29:00):
I wouldn't want to do it.
Have you ever tried to have youever tried to repack like a
pool, a blow-up pool?
SPEAKER_00 (29:05):
Yeah, a blow-up uh try to get that damn thing back
in the box.
Right.
Ain't no way in hell.
I was just trying to do thatwith that game, that stupid uh
toss the burrito game and tryingto repack that thing.
I know mad.
SPEAKER_01 (29:18):
You just throw the shit away, man.
SPEAKER_00 (29:20):
I literally was like, uh, I'm gonna buy a new
game.
SPEAKER_01 (29:23):
I hate I hated those blow up pools too, because I
those things you could never getback in the damn box.
SPEAKER_00 (29:28):
No, no, no, no.
SPEAKER_01 (29:29):
$100,000 though, man, plus it it's a nightmare.
SPEAKER_00 (29:33):
It's a nightmare.
That's that's a crazy expensivenightmare and a total
inconvenience to everybody onthe plane because you're stupid.
SPEAKER_01 (29:41):
You know, you know what else is a an inconvenience
on the plane?
Uh more of an inconvenience,nasty, disgusting.
You're gonna like this onebecause w when I get to the top
of this, is you when passengersbring on uh food that's just
nasty.
Yeah, it's the smell.
Tuna fish.
Yeah.
Any type of food.
So a passenger was just mixing atray of tune on the on the tray
(30:04):
table and everybody around himcould smell it.
That's nasty.
Right?
So offensive food on anairplane, and I thought the
number one thing, you know whatthe number one thing was?
SPEAKER_00 (30:13):
The crazy thing is that sometimes you know some
people recognize it at food, orsome people was like going, did
you take a shower?
You're stinky.
You're still gonna like thenumber one thing.
Go ahead.
What is the number one thing?
Sardines.
Sard sardines on a plane?
Yeah.
That's nasty.
SPEAKER_01 (30:30):
Do you remember?
You don't remember, do you?
No.
I remember I I told you, I said,hey, hey, Sean, do you do you
care about sardines?
Do you like sardines?
You're like, yeah, I likesardines.
And then I I cracked one openand you're like, damn, G.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (30:46):
That's nasty, dude.
Stunk up the whole galley.
Stunk it up.
There's certain foods that arenot, should not be allowed.
Should be banned on planes.
SPEAKER_01 (30:55):
Tuna, hard-boiled eggs.
Hard-boiled eggs.
Smells like somebody's butt.
Yeah.
Right?
Fish.
Any type of fish.
Any type of fish.
Fish in an oven on a plane isjust.
SPEAKER_00 (31:05):
I don't know why the airlines do that.
No, they just give that option.
Like that international trip Ijust didn't.
It was like we had a fishoption.
And I'm like, why don't we havea fish option?
This is such I mean, or or cooka fish that doesn't stink.
Like there are lots of fish outthere that aren't that smelly,
you know?
Like, but there's some that arejust like, and tuna's one of
those.
If you start cooking it, I'lleat a raw tuna any day.
(31:27):
We would cook it.
SPEAKER_01 (31:28):
We will smell that funk in the ovens for months.
SPEAKER_00 (31:31):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (31:32):
It's like a it's like a baked-in fish smell.
SPEAKER_00 (31:35):
Yeah.
There's just a lot of there'sand then there's a lot of
culture food out there that arelike that that stinks, yeah, but
really good.
Like like curry.
SPEAKER_01 (31:45):
Oh I love curry, but have you ever cooked it in the
house?
Indian food like all of it.
SPEAKER_00 (31:52):
Curry will stink your whole house up, though.
Dude, like one of my favoritefoods, like when I go to like
barbecue, is uh I love collardgreens.
Have you ever cooked collardgreens in a house?
No, it will stank the house.
Stank it up.
Bad.
Yeah.
In fact, Carol, I cooked up somecollard greens, big old huge pot
of it, because I was like, Igotta have some.
I'm gonna save it for later andget warm these things up.
(32:14):
And you know, they're better asthey go day by day, right?
Yeah and uh she comes home, sheopens the refrigerator, it's
stinking.
She like grabbed that thing,threw it in the garbage.
I was pissed, dude.
I was so pissed.
And she cost me like like youknow, I had already I already
blew like you know$20,$30 onsome collard greens, and it
takes a while, and it alreadystunk up the house.
So I was like, I'm going tostink it up again.
(32:36):
I'm telling you right now, shewas throwing my collard greens.
Are you kidding me?
SPEAKER_01 (32:43):
All right, the last one is and you like this a
sandwich with extra onions.
SPEAKER_00 (32:47):
Oh, dude, onion onions are just like they're
temperamental, right?
So you could slice an onion andthen be like, oh, make me cry or
something like that.
And it doesn't smell stupid.
But when they started, like oncethey start aging and get that
that fermenting, yep, that isit, dude.
I just I just had some food inthe car, like my new car.
I bought something that had someonions in it.
(33:09):
I literally rolled down thewindow and was like, it's not
gonna stink on my car, man.
I can't get my I'm not gonna getthe new smell out for onion
stink, right?
Yeah, I know.
Like I was like, oh my gosh,they were so ripe.
And they they like permeate intoanything.
They like they're like a soak instink, right?
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (33:26):
So hey, just just be be aware.
Don't bring, don't bring thetuna, the hard boiled eggs, the
hard-boiled eggs, I like them.
I'm gonna bring them anyway.
Yeah, but yeah, I'm still gonnabring fish.
I won't bring curry.
Yeah, keep going from the start.
Starting me and you always havea sandwich with onions.
Yeah, man.
So we're we we basically coveredall of them.
We yeah, we're the funk crew.
SPEAKER_00 (33:48):
It's a stank.
We're the funk crew.
Stank, but it's it tastes good.
Let's go around the globe, man.
Round the globe, man.
Uh, have you been uh looking atwhat was been happening, man,
with all this uh AI stuff rightnow?
Like it's on like all over thenews.
Like everybody is like talkingabout AI and like the three big
names, you know, like Microsoftand Baple, and everybody was
(34:10):
talking, you know, they'regetting ready to report and all
this stuff, all their earningsthe other day.
And right before they get readyto court, Microsoft, their whole
entire server thing, the Zurcrashes.
Not good.
Right before they announce theirlike earnings and all this shit,
right?
So this Xur like is on a server,and it's crazy because like this
(34:34):
happened, this been happening alot, a lot.
Like, we've had the other day, Ithink it was it hit like Amazon
or somebody like that, where itwas like everybody couldn't get,
it was one of the Amazonservers, and you couldn't like
it.
It was affecting everybody'sinternet, right?
So, like all these huge serversthat are out there now is like
amazing that people don'trealize like we're connected to
(34:55):
all this stuff, and this Azurethat houses Microsoft 360 uh 5
and all that stuff, and has allthat, you know, it also has all
the Xbox on there, so can youyou can imagine like there was a
bunch of pissed off gamers allover the world going, you know,
Kinstream, they had theirheadphones on, like I can't hear
you.
What you're breaking up, youknow.
(35:16):
Come on, you got my back.
Exactly.
Freaking out, they're allfreaking freaking out and all
this stuff.
But this her was like um thisserver went down, and um it it
took them like a long likeseven, eight hours to get it
back up.
And there's a big investigationof what's happening and all this
stuff.
Is this like a cybercrime orsomething like that?
(35:37):
But these servers are keep goingdown, and I just thought it was
like super interesting though,like how these things affected
in addition to the Xur, it alsoaffected airlines, like one of
the airlines that took it down,it's like the third diamond has
taken this airline down, andthey had tech down and they had
to ground all their planes, likeit's crazy.
So it's interesting how likethese businesses are putting
(36:00):
their like why would why wouldlike a like can you imagine like
these major the major airlines,you know, the deltas, the
United, the Americans, all thebig ones, if they housed it onto
a giant server that was crashed,so they're all gonna like what
if all three of them were on thesame server?
(36:21):
Like oh yeah, it's crazy.
SPEAKER_01 (36:23):
But you know, uh okay, you're right though.
The AI has been in the news likelike all the time.
And and they and it's funny youwere saying about with that with
the major airlines, they'retalking about replacing you know
a lot of management positionswith AI.
SPEAKER_00 (36:38):
Right.
Well, it's gonna happen.
They're already doing that.
They're already doing that.
Like AI's AI's coming and andthey're gonna be able to replace
cer a lot of specific likeduties that people have been
doing.
Like all this analysis ofbusiness and stuff like that,
right?
Yeah, it can do it like snap.
Yeah, right.
All we need to do is basicallylike oversee.
(37:00):
Is it doing it right?
Right.
SPEAKER_01 (37:03):
It is it is crazy too, um, because the AI, I mean,
when you scan something, then AIreads what you scan, and then
they give you a basically a a uma synopsis of it, right?
Right.
I mean, it's that's incredible.
These people, you know, theythey they say, okay, you write
50 words, and you and and thisperson writes 50 words, and all
they do is come up with, okay,that meant this.
(37:25):
Right.
The whole 50 words, that meantthis.
That's it.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (37:29):
I mean that's how crazy AI is.
I I just thought it was likewhen this whole thing crashed,
and and it's funny that ithappened to Microsoft, and it's
funny that it happened rightbefore they were getting ready
to you know, posters, earnings,and all that stuff.
But how it affects everybody andhow these giant servers, and
they're talking about like theenergy usage and all this stuff
on these servers are sotremendous that like now it's
(37:53):
even affecting the stock marketbecause they're underestimating
the energy usage.
Like they're like, oop, uh,let's use way too much
electricity, and we weren'tplanning that and didn't realize
that.
SPEAKER_01 (38:04):
And you know, what was that movie, Sean?
With the remember the um the AIwith it, was it it wasn't IM4,
it's it's one or something likethat.
What was it with the robots?
With the robot?
SPEAKER_00 (38:14):
Oh, iRobot.
SPEAKER_01 (38:15):
iRobot, yeah, okay.
Will Smith.
Yeah.
I mean, when you think aboutevery time that you say
something like this, it goesback to, you know, we watch that
movie and I was like, oh, that'scrazy.
That's what's that's what'sgoing on, right?
You and the computer, thecomputer is actually smarter
than everybody else.
What happens when you can't shutit down?
SPEAKER_00 (38:32):
Well, I think we can still shut them down now.
SPEAKER_01 (38:36):
No, I I know, but what I'm saying is kind of crazy
though, right?
SPEAKER_00 (38:39):
Well, I mean, everything's everything's going
AI and everything's goingautonomous and all this stuff.
Speaking about autonomous, like,um, so did you see that new um
warship we got?
No, an unmanned battleship?
Really?
So we're testing right now atotally unmanned battleship,
(39:00):
basically a drone ship.
And it's been cruising aroundall over the world.
It's been doing this for monthsand months now, and uh it's like
so efficient.
They like just imagine putting awarship on there where you can
basically it's like battleship.
I'm just like joysticking thisthing around, telling it where
(39:20):
to go, what to do, and it's onwatch, and I don't got people
involved.
One person, one person with ajoystick.
Yeah, and they're just peoplemonitoring it.
Crazy, you know, they're sittingup in uh freaking you know
Kansas somewhere in a boxsomewhere, like monitoring a
freaking boat.
But all these things are comingout, like you're all this
(39:41):
autonomous stuff and AI stuff isgetting ready to happen where
it's taking jobs away wherewe're gonna be just the monitors
versus the actual doers.
But I mean in sailing, I meanimagine all those different
things that are happening with aship, like all the men, like all
the people that are out there inthe navy, they they know what
I'm talking about.
Like there it takes thousands ofpeople to run a ship, uh one of
(40:02):
these big ships, right?
But now you got zero.
Yeah.
Unbelievable.
But uh that's it, that you know,all that stuff's getting ready
to happen.
And like my new car, man, has ithas autonomous driving.
Like, I cruise down the highwayand it drives itself.
Your old car didn't.
No, it doesn't, it's missing amirror too right now.
SPEAKER_01 (40:26):
But all right, let's talk about let's talk about a
cat five hurricane.
Melissa.
Melissa.
That thing was unfreakingbelievable.
Could you imagine?
Could you imagine being on theisland and knowing that shit was
coming?
I mean, those people, thosepeople that live there, they
live in huts.
Dude.
Not even not even homes.
I mean it's pictures right now.
(40:47):
Have you seen the pictures?
SPEAKER_00 (40:49):
It's just like a shredded mess of like just
carnage going across island.
Like it, I feel for thosepeople.
I mean, they haven't even comeout yet with any type of stats
of people, how many people arebeing killed, but you know
there's people that then killed.
SPEAKER_01 (41:02):
I mean it was I mean, it was unbelievable.
I I was sitting there thinkingthat a cat five hundred it was
it was top speeds at 175 milesan hour.
It is unbelievable.
I mean how lucky we are thatthat didn't come to the US?
SPEAKER_00 (41:17):
Oh I mean it I mean that that is crazy.
Hey, uh this year has been likewe've had uh several hurricanes,
but this has been one of thoseblessed years so far where we
have not had too much impact inthe United States because uh we
had a few cat fives.
SPEAKER_01 (41:35):
We had Aaron Aaron, right?
Aaron, Umberto.
Umberto.
It was uh cat five and Melissawas cat five.
But I think Melissa's gonna dothe most damage.
SPEAKER_00 (41:46):
Yeah, the the it's been pretty wild where like you
know how like you see those likemodels of the of the hurricanes
and the they'll they'll likecome across the uh Atlantic
there and they come across downthe equator, just you know,
north of the equator, and thenthey hit the you know, into
where you know Mexico, orthey'll come straight into the
(42:07):
the the Gulf or they'll you knowwhip around into the Caribbean,
but they kind of always do thatlike same motion where it's just
like that circular pad in theAtlantic where it's gonna go up
the U.S.
coastline and off and then overacross over to Europe and then
that way, uh Spain, Portugal,all that stuff, but it's a big
old cycle.
SPEAKER_01 (42:26):
But you know, it's start like the hurricane season
season's around June, isn't it?
Yeah.
And then so this should be theend.
I mean, this should be it'scoming close to the end.
SPEAKER_00 (42:35):
We're in the we're in the we're in the back end of
it right now.
Like it's getting there, likeright now is not the time to be
cruising.
Nope.
Don't be cru, you know, that'sthat's when you get cheap
cruises too.
And cruisers know that too.
SPEAKER_01 (42:49):
Like they're so they knew about this hurricane for a
long time.
Would you okay, you you changeyour vacation.
Would you would you have changedyour vacation?
Dude.
Would you have changed it,though?
Yes, I would have changed it.
SPEAKER_00 (42:59):
Yeah, exactly.
That's crazy.
I mean, that's the whole thing.
Like, people, when you'retraveling, you need to like like
do your homework.
Like, we're all excited aboutgoing to do these things.
Like, there is nobody else inthis world right now that wants
to be on a beach more than meright now.
I want to be on a beach justlike you want to be on a beach,
and you know, like it everybodyloves that.
(43:19):
Like, I got nothing to do, chillout, relax, have some beers and
kick back or drink whatever youdrink, and you know, and do it.
But you gotta think of yoursafety, right?
You gotta think of like youwhat's happening in that part of
the world.
What's what's what's the currentevents happening in the world?
Where where am I going?
Because this isn't like yourhome.
This is you're going to somebodyelse's home and other things are
(43:41):
happening.
And it just so happens that umthey haven't done it yet, but
they're threatening to killAmericans where I was going.
Right.
And so I was like, I'm out.
SPEAKER_01 (43:51):
But you've seen that, I mean, but but Melissa,
they knew they knew that thisthing, I mean, was this big,
they knew it was coming, andthese people still went on
vacation because I've seen a lotof videos, and then there's
other people.
This is the airline part of it.
They're blaming the airlines fornot coming getting them.
Did you I mean, we're we're didyou see did you see the freaking
runways?
SPEAKER_00 (44:09):
Yeah, they get well that also to be fair, like
there's a lot of stupid, right?
Yeah.
I mean, just like we're we'retalking about this.
There's so many people thatdon't understand.
Like the airlines are giving youwarnings.
Like, when it gets to a pointwhere we can't go in there,
we're not going in there.
We're not gonna risk millionsand millions of dollars,
billions of dollars of equipmentjust to come get you.
(44:32):
No.
When you are we already knewthat this is coming, right?
SPEAKER_01 (44:35):
Nope.
You're gonna continue makingthem dumb videos we're gonna
watch.
SPEAKER_00 (44:38):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (44:38):
Dumb, stupid.
Like the like the one that thatwhere I showed you the the
people were hanging theirunderwear from the air vents.
unknown (44:46):
Dude.
SPEAKER_01 (44:47):
Went in the bathroom, went into the
bathroom, washed theirunderwear, right?
And then hung them from the airvents.
SPEAKER_00 (44:54):
Dude, that is like straight up nasty, right?
Okay, first of all.
Straight up nasty.
I don't care how good lookingyou are, how whatever.
Somebody coming out of thebathroom on the airline and they
wash their J's on there?
Hanging.
No, no, no.
SPEAKER_01 (45:10):
Hanging from the air vents.
No, no, no.
How about vaping on a plane andyou didn't know you could you
you couldn't do it?
SPEAKER_00 (45:16):
Dude, that and also we're doing a fish for the
underwear thing, nothing vaping.
You jumping on me, man.
Because uh you I I didn't get tothe stank part.
Right?
I mean especially if you weresitting behind them.
Right.
So so here's a here's a picturefor everybody.
Like, here's this thesecustomers, they go in there,
they decide whatever happened, Idon't know what they did, piss
in their pants, poop in theirman, whatever.
(45:37):
Then they decide they're gonnawash their drawers out, then
they're gonna hang them up intheir their the gasper vents in
the plane, and then guess who'sin the galley eating sardines?
It's bad.
It is so bad.
I'm just saying, man.
Like walking out with the phone.
Then people come to the back oftheir plane and they're smelling
(45:58):
this fish order, they're seeingpanties and stuff hanging from
the good scene.
SPEAKER_01 (46:03):
It's why we're always equipped with spray.
Right?
SPEAKER_00 (46:07):
We'll flood it.
I don't leave home withoutspray.
Yeah, that's like a mandatoryduty item you should have in
your bag as flight attendant.
SPEAKER_01 (46:14):
All right, now go on to the vaping thing.
How we're back to vaping again.
How did you not know that youcouldn't vape?
SPEAKER_00 (46:20):
Dude, they're that big word, stupid stupid.
SPEAKER_01 (46:24):
All right.
We don't even have to go anyfarther than that because you're
just plain stupid.
SPEAKER_00 (46:29):
Plain stupid.
I mean, come on, people.
I mean, this is crazy.
SPEAKER_01 (46:33):
The the puff of smoke's coming up.
Hmm, wonder what's going on overthere, dummy.
SPEAKER_00 (46:37):
I love it.
So uh so here's here's my ownpersonal take on uh vaping.
Like vaping to me, I likevapors, okay?
Because most vapors, it doesn'tstink, it doesn't smell like a
cigarette, it really doesn'toffend me in any way.
So, you know, if you want tokill yourself, kill yourself.
I don't I'm good as long asyou're not spreading the stink
(46:58):
on me versus a cigarette, right?
Like a cigarette, man, I get it.
I mean just don't know.
Like people that smoke, theydon't know how bad they stink.
And then for people that dodon't smoke, like you stink like
that fish in the galley, likeit's bad, dude.
Yeah, like and it permeates onyou.
It doesn't matter where you go,you're walking around like Pepe
(47:19):
Le Pew, and you got this odor ofwafing with you.
Yeah, and but the vape doesn'tdo that, yeah.
And so I'm like, all right,that's that's cool.
And then they think they can getaway with it in the plane, even
though it's illegal, but they'relike, Well, your ass still can't
do it, right?
You still can't do it.
Plain simple.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (47:37):
All right, now this is one, the last one I gotta
talk about.
This what is going on, man?
This is week three, guys.
This is week three.
I've had three yoga people, oneevery week.
What is there something going onon TikTok?
Dude, you have a kung fu pandaon board.
What is going on?
You guys gotta stop doing yogaon the phone.
SPEAKER_00 (47:56):
Are you attracting these people?
SPEAKER_01 (47:57):
No, I was wondering if some shit was going on on
TikTok.
You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_00 (48:01):
Go, go, go do yoga in the you look at TikTok, not
me.
No, I don't.
Not anymore?
No.
Dude, I don't know, man.
Maybe somebody made it up there.
Maybe somebody listened to ourshow and be like, okay, you know
what?
If you're on a plane, you needto do a session of yoga.
And here's the poses you can doin the aisle.
Maybe, maybe there's like acheat sheet and like a travel
(48:22):
advisor thinking like you shouldget up and do yoga during the
plane.
This is they're putting that outthere.
SPEAKER_01 (48:28):
Oh, yeah, you should put so your ass in somebody's
face.
Yep, that's exactly what youshould do.
Right.
All right, man.
Go to the inspiration.
SPEAKER_00 (48:35):
You're putting your panties in their face, driving
them on the Casper vents.
SPEAKER_01 (48:38):
You're still hung up on the panties.
What's so bad about yoga in theaisle?
It's bad.
I mean, you seen you you seenthe guy last week.
It's bad.
SPEAKER_00 (48:48):
Dude, just stop it, people.
Behave yourself.
Go to the quote.
All right.
So uh the quote this this weekis the world is a book.
And those who don't do nottravel read only one page.
(49:08):
Get out there and see the world,dude.
Like Cyprus.
Right.
So if you're in Cyprus, hey,email us, me and Sean will come
see you.
Email us.
That would be awesome.
That would be the coolest thing.
Like it doesn't have to be inCyprus, man.
I'll go to freaking, I'll go toOmaha, Nebraska.
Whatever.
Let's go.
All right.
SPEAKER_01 (49:25):
So anybody out there that wants me and Sean to come
visit, we want you to email us.
We'll do remote shows.
SPEAKER_00 (49:30):
And then we we're gonna do a remote show.
Pack up the equipment, pack upthe mice, and go.
We're gone.
SPEAKER_01 (49:37):
All right, guys, man.
We had a lot of fun this week.
Great fun, man.
Can't wait to talk to you again.
All right, guys.
You guys have a great week.
We will see you next time.
Next time.
On Cabin Pressure.
See ya.
SPEAKER_00 (49:50):
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(50:15):
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see you on the next flight.
Welcome back to Cabin Pressure.
Gee, you know where Cyprus is?
Nope.
Well, we're gonna find outtoday.
I'm nursing a fantasy footballwound and a kabo trip that
turned into Palm Springs.
SPEAKER_01 (00:12):
Damn.
Well, we're also gonna talkabout blown emergency slides
that cost$70,000.
SPEAKER_00 (00:18):
And a Microsoft outage that grounded airlines, a
Category 5 hurricane, and ahistoric World Series pitching
performance.
SPEAKER_01 (00:27):
Can we talk about airport parking?
I saw a shuttle that said free.
There is nothing free aboutairport parking.
Uh Gary's got parking range,folks.
I got questions.
Also, why are yoga masterstaking over planes?
Is this the TikTok thing?
SPEAKER_00 (00:41):
That's what I'm saying.
All right, buckle up.
This is episode 60.
Let's go.
SPEAKER_01 (01:09):
Hey everyone, welcome.
This is Cabin Press.
SPEAKER_00 (01:12):
What's that?
What's that?
What's going on, man?
Man, you know, first of all.
I should have gone, wait aminute.
I should have gone, What's that?
There you go.
Yeah.
We're gonna flip it.
You're gonna start doing introstuff.
You're gonna be doing stupidshit.
I missed that one.
I had to jump in there.
(01:32):
That was good.
Dude, man.
We had a domestic incident atour house the other night.
SPEAKER_01 (01:40):
Domestic incident.
SPEAKER_00 (01:42):
Yeah, man.
It was bad.
It was brutal.
Brutal.
For all you men out there, youknow what I'm talking about when
I talk about I was in a fantasyfootball match with my wife.
SPEAKER_01 (01:54):
She whipped your ass.
SPEAKER_00 (01:55):
And she gave me the beat down.
Like my my man card is injured.
I'm just telling you right now.
It's brutal out there, people.
Your voice sounds like it wasripped up.
You know, she's a big uh Coltsfan, so she like has this uh
fantasy football team that she'slike all cults, right?
(02:18):
And so she picks most of theteam that it's like current, but
she also goes with all the likedudes that were like been traded
in different teams withex-cults, so she still has in
her mind like an all cults team,you know, all the guys she used
to like and everything, butshe's kicking people's ass this
year.
Like, I mean, like taking names,she's like beating down people,
and I was just one of hervictims.
(02:40):
That's actually that's actuallyfunny.
It was it was bad, man.
It was bad, but um so um you'regonna hear about this for a
while.
Well, you know, here's the thinglike she goes like like two and
three years of like streaks nowwhere she's just like the worst
in the league.
And you know, and in our leagueright now, you know, you know,
GW, he's in our league, right?
(03:01):
And he's like 0-7.
He's the worst.
So he's good rap.
He took place, yeah.
He took place.
Carol's normally because sheonly picks like the Colts,
right?
So if the Colts are shitty,she's shitty, right?
And so they're like everybodyknows, but this year's Colts are
doing really good, and so she'sbeating people down.
I mean, they're getting off.
SPEAKER_01 (03:20):
Carol doing the happy dance, yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (03:22):
G did shout out to G if he's listening.
He did win his first game thisweek, finally.
So that was a good thing.
And um, the other thing thathappened, man, the other day.
So you know, I'm doing all thislike car juggling right now and
trying to do all this stuff, andI'm at family over, and I'm
backing out my car, and I'dparked it into my wife's spot.
(03:45):
You know how like you're parkingin a spot and you're like, Oh,
you know, you're I'm gonna justjump in my car and get out of
here, and I'm parking out at theopposite side of what I normally
am used to backing out, and Ipinched my mirror in the side of
the garage, and that thing justexploded, like shattered
everywhere.
Of a brand new car.
(04:06):
No, no, no, no, no.
This is my old car.
Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_01 (04:09):
Not that's why you're laughing.
Not because it would not befunny.
SPEAKER_00 (04:12):
I would be crying if it was my new car.
I was gonna say your old car.
But here's the thing.
So the thing like has like215,000 miles on this thing,
right?
So I'm like, it's still in goodcondition, it's a decent car,
right?
But like it's only worth like$5,500.
Like, is it's a BMW, but it's250,000 miles, right?
(04:34):
So then I pop this mirror.
I go to get an estimate today.
You know what, you know whatthey tell me how much that
mirror is?
I'm gonna love this.
Uh,$2,200.
I'm like, it ain't worth halfthe car.
I looked at the dude, I'm like,I said, I didn't tell you it was
2017 BMW at 215,000 miles.
SPEAKER_01 (04:53):
I was gonna tell you go get it pull apart, but they
ain't got no BMW and no pullapart.
SPEAKER_00 (04:58):
Dude, they do, they do, believe me.
You know, so anyway, he goes,2200.
SPEAKER_01 (05:04):
I'm gonna go down there and pull that damn thing.
SPEAKER_00 (05:05):
He goes, he goes, Why don't you uh go searching
around?
He goes, Yeah, I bet you canfind this.
He goes, If find it, he goes,bring it back.
He goes, Well, I'll have theminstall it, paint it for you,
and get it installed for you,save you some money.
I'm like, I'm telling you, meand you go to pull apart, pull
that damn thing right off.
It was a bit throw.
I mean, I popped it, it was likeyou just looked over.
I'm telling you, you should youshould look.
I mean, we'll go pull it off.
(05:25):
But amazing enough, the mirrorstill works, it folds in, all
that stuff, man.
But I know everybody.
We'll go check a parking lot.
Everybody out there that's everhad that, like, oh shit, what
year is it?
Did I do that incident?
You know, they can relate.
God, I was like, I did that inlike uh, I don't know about like
10 years ago.
I had friends send over, and youknow Taylor.
(05:47):
He's over with his new car, andhe puts it in the driveway and
everything, and I'm like, oh,I'll go out and get pizza.
And I opened the garage door andI back up and I'm just boom.
Brand new kid.
His first car ever crunched thewhole front end.
SPEAKER_01 (06:02):
When the when you rip that, when you rip that
mirror off, yeah, did you thinkit was gonna be 2200?
Oh no, I didn't think it was.
It's like half the value of thecar.
SPEAKER_00 (06:10):
I was thinking like, I was thinking like under a
grand.
That's what I was thinking.
But you know, anyway, so I havethat shit going on.
And then and then then checkthis out.
So here we plan our vacationslike a year out.
Because you know I'm I'm thatMarriott Vacation Club stuff,
and so we have to like you haveto like reserve everything and
(06:31):
all that stuff.
And so we were sitting aroundthe other day and we're talking
about it to our friends we'regoing on vacation with, and we
were getting ready, and we hadthis, we had this like primo
room, like we've been we hadbeen down there, had like seen
the property, figured out oh,these this is the room we wanted
for the following year,whatever, and so we reserved it
on this stuff, so we were allexcited and everything.
(06:53):
And a week ago, I'm sitting uplast week and I said, you know,
how are you guys feeling aboutgoing to Cabo right now?
Because uh we're blowing boatsup and shit over in Mexico, and
and and then my buddy sends methis like article that says
(07:14):
cartels hanging signs in Cabo,you know, Americans beware, we
are gonna kill you.
We talked about that in thepodcast.
SPEAKER_01 (07:24):
I was like, we did, we talked about that.
We said, okay, so you you havethese these signs that says
Americans don't go.
Right.
And the people that go.
Yeah.
Okay, so you were one of thosepeople that were going.
SPEAKER_00 (07:38):
I was going, and then I talked to the group and I
said, um, I don't know if you soI got onto, you know, the you
know, the travel warning thing,right?
And I get in there, and guesswhen the last update was to like
don't travel.
22.
No, no, no, no.
I know the government shut down.
(07:59):
It's sarcasm.
unknown (08:00):
Right.
SPEAKER_00 (08:01):
Damn.
The 15th of, like the 15th ofthis, like 15 days ago or
something like that, orwhatever, or three days ago is
when the last update happened.
So uh people out there rightnow, if you're traveling around
any of your international shit,that site's a bunch of shit.
SPEAKER_01 (08:17):
We talked about that.
That's what we said.
SPEAKER_00 (08:19):
Like, do just do your own good judgment, think
about where you're going, thinkabout you're American, I'm going
to this country, am I safe?
Because and don't don't get in aspeedboat.
You look at the map, and it haslike there's only like one
little section in Mexico, likewhere Cabo is and where Cancun
is, and it says, you know, becautious, right?
And then all the otherterritories around is like,
(08:41):
don't travel.
Uh, warnings, change plans, uh,they will kill you.
You know, like it's green.
SPEAKER_01 (08:48):
You know the greatest thing about living in
the U.S.
What's that?
When have you seen a traveladvisory for the U.S.?
Right.
They're out there though.
When?
SPEAKER_00 (08:57):
Well, I mean, like, I think we talked about this
before.
SPEAKER_01 (08:59):
We're like, is dangerous going like to Jackson
Hole?
SPEAKER_00 (09:02):
Dude.
Have you seen what's happeningin some of these major cities
right now?
I knew that, but yeah, so theforeigners are coming in,
they're like, Don't go to don'tgo to Portland, don't go to New
York.
Well, don't go to Chicago.
I wouldn't go to Portlandeither.
Beware.
SPEAKER_01 (09:19):
There's a bunch of different reasons, but I
wouldn't go there.
SPEAKER_00 (09:22):
Exactly.
So, anyways, though, yeah, man.
So we audibled and we went, weare now going to Palm Springs.
And uh a beach vacation justturned into a golf vacation.
Carol's happy.
Right.
So we're we're like, we had tolike flip everything else,
change plans, you know, thewhole nine yards, you know, the
whole, you know, hotel rooms anduh cars and you know, trying to
(09:47):
figure out how to get freaking,you know, our clubs out there.
And it was crazy.
But uh I'm I feel safe now.
No travel advisory for PalmSprings.
Yeah, because in Palm Springs,you might be getting bit bitch
slapped by a gay dude, but youain't gonna get killed by the
cartel.
SPEAKER_02 (10:05):
I'd like to see that one.
SPEAKER_00 (10:08):
They might try to bitch slap you.
That would be funny, but that'sabout as harsh as it's gonna get
out there, anyhow.
Um, so yeah, man.
So then then other thing youknow that's coming up here, uh
uh, which is gonna be tomorrowafter this when the show uh
launches here is gonna bedaylight saving times happen
again.
(10:28):
It's dark.
Dude.
SPEAKER_01 (10:29):
I go to work and it's dark.
I come home and it's dark.
It is dark.
SPEAKER_00 (10:33):
Are they ever gonna change this shit?
Nope.
SPEAKER_01 (10:36):
I mean, I don't know.
All I know is uh when I when Ileave it's dark, when I come
home, it's dark.
SPEAKER_00 (10:41):
I mean, uh, how many years now has it been like
somebody and like the governmentis like, oh, we're gonna we're
gonna have a bill and we'regonna change this and this is
gonna get changed and this isoutdated and just leave it
alone, right?
No, I don't know.
No, I mean change change it andthen leave it alone.
Yeah, just just abolish it.
Just like forget, stop doing theshit anymore, just leave it at
(11:02):
one time and just let's go.
Yeah, quit changing back andforth and bouncing.
But, anyways, for those peoplethat are concerned, on Sunday,
November 2nd at 2 a.m.
local time, uh, you'll turnreturn to a standard time, so
you're gonna fall back.
Anyhow.
SPEAKER_01 (11:18):
I had this guy.
I had this guy.
PSA for the day.
I gotta tell you about this guyuh came in uh day before
yesterday.
I came in from Los Angeles, andhe was coming in for a wedding.
Actually, it's pretty cool.
Yeah, and uh he was he was allexcited about getting in
Cleveland.
And and here's here's uh our ourCaptain Finkey.
He was like, Yeah, it's uh cold,rainy, wet, everything, you
(11:39):
know.
I mean, everything bad about asfar as the weather goes.
For us, it's normal, it's justthat time of year.
And this guy was so excitedabout coming into Ohio.
And so yeah, we got in thisconversation, and and uh so he
is moving from Los Angeles intoCleveland.
Yeah, to Cleveland.
SPEAKER_00 (11:55):
A lot less sunny days.
SPEAKER_01 (11:57):
No, but he was it was amazing how he was looking
forward to it.
SPEAKER_00 (12:01):
Well, he's probably feeling better because they're
nice people here.
That's what he said.
SPEAKER_01 (12:06):
He goes, he goes, it's amazing how nice everyone
is in Ohio when when you you gethere and you meet these people,
right?
And he goes, and you drivearound, it's like these these
little towns and all this andgreat food and everything that
you get.
And he goes, and then I love theseasonal change.
Because most of those places,you know, where they got like
two seasons if they're lucky.
SPEAKER_00 (12:26):
Dude.
SPEAKER_01 (12:26):
Right?
SPEAKER_00 (12:27):
We get all four.
All I can say right now, likeyou just hit the nail on the
head, man.
Yesterday I was just drivingaround, and right now it is
popping.
Like the colors here.
I mean, I'm driving downstreets, and you just think,
like, this is a storybook.
It's unbelievable how beautifulthe colors are.
So many fall colors happening.
(12:47):
It's just magical right now herein Ohio.
SPEAKER_01 (12:49):
So he was talking about like a different place he
was looking.
He they're gonna spend like thenext two days driving around.
And he was talking about he gethe wanted to be up by the lake.
And I and I told him, I said,when you get a realtor, ask him
where it says snowbelt.
Yeah.
And he goes, Snowbelt, what'sthat?
You're gonna find out realquick.
(13:10):
And I told him, I said, Okay, ifyou like a lot of snow, yeah,
okay, may then go look at theside.
Unless you'd be stuck in yourhouse for a little while.
Exactly.
It's by the up by the lake,right?
The temperature changes.
I was telling him, I said,temperature, what did you say,
about 10, 14 degrees difference?
SPEAKER_00 (13:24):
A lot of times a minimum 10 degree shift from the
lake to inland.
It's just it's crazy.
SPEAKER_01 (13:30):
So he was looking forward to, I mean, he he is uh
so excited about moving here,and he's got his house up for
sale, and he he's looking forhouses.
And I thought it was so cool.
I mean, we got in this longconversation, but I showed him,
you know, our you know, ourarea, and he couldn't believe
how beautiful it is out here.
Yeah, and he's so lookingforward to moving to Ohio, and
we've said it numerous times,Ohio is a phenomenal place to
(13:52):
live.
It's great people, great food,um, and great uh traffic.
SPEAKER_00 (13:59):
You know the traffic is good here.
Yeah, it's on it's about a 15-30minute window.
SPEAKER_01 (14:06):
No, we got good traffic.
But hey, you know, I just gotdone.
I just got done with training.
I'm not gonna you know go on andon about that.
All I can say is is uh, youknow, preparation.
SPEAKER_00 (14:16):
Prep.
SPEAKER_01 (14:17):
Right?
SPEAKER_00 (14:17):
Dude, it makes all the difference.
SPEAKER_01 (14:19):
Yeah, because you know, you get these people in
training and they're notprepped.
Oh, I hate that.
Spinning like a top, lookingstupid.
Yep.
Yep.
And and they give you all theinformation.
All you gotta do is just prepyourself.
SPEAKER_00 (14:32):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (14:32):
And uh, you know, the the gal they put with me,
and you know, they she followedme the whole time in rotation.
Oh, the gal.
Oh yeah, they there's a reason.
SPEAKER_00 (14:40):
Yeah.
Well, the I like the instructorskind of like do that.
Oh yeah, I know.
They figure out which one's thesmart one, and then okay, you're
starting, you're following.
Yeah, you're starting to get it.
Gary, you're up.
Yeah, you're up.
So they did that to me as well.
SPEAKER_01 (14:55):
So yeah, so me and me and Kurt, we got done.
And so we're rushing, you know,you're running over to the
airport, and you know, you gotrandom.
Right.
Right.
Oh, that's fun.
Right?
Chicago random.
Always fun.
So we had to go over to uh whatis it, the pre-check.
SPEAKER_00 (15:11):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (15:12):
So we thought we was in this pre-check, and we're
supposed to be at the otherpre-check, then we got to go on
that one, then we get in thatline.
You're not in uniform, so yougotta stand in line.
So then we get on the plane,right?
We're packed in like sardines,we're heading home, we're
thinking, God, thank God, youknow.
18 months, we're clear.
Right.
We get out there, and all of asudden I'm like, Kurt, we're not
moving.
And she's like, Yeah, I know,we've been here for a bit.
(15:34):
And all of a sudden he comesacross, maintenance.
Oh man.
Yeah, we go right back to thedam.
We go right back to the airport.
I uh go, I'm like, she she waslike, Are you are you getting
off the plane?
I was like, shit, yeah, I'm notsitting on here.
So I I got off and I went andgot that number two caramel in
Chicago.
Boom.
Right?
Right.
Clark's.
Yeah.
(15:54):
Now I it's uh it's okay.
But you know what I don't likeabout it?
Clark's talking about.
Yeah.
The seeds, the caramel corn.
Yeah.
The seeds.
I I I don't like the seedsbecause you get you get them in
the corn.
Yeah.
Didn't like that.
I'm not a you know, Clark's isjust okay to me.
It is.
I say number two.
Yeah.
Garrett's is number one.
(16:14):
Garrett's.
But we were on the wrong side toget Garrett's.
You gotta walk a little bit.
Yep.
Too far for uh the delay thatwe're in.
So anyway, like I said, we werepacked in like sardines.
We ended up getting home thewell, closer to the next day.
Next day.
After closer to midnight.
Yeah, we were illegal.
16 hours exceeded uhlimitations, but you know, we
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were going home.
Because we we get nothing extra.
I know, dude.
SPEAKER_00 (16:43):
Nothing, nothing, just sit in there and go home.
I know.
Believe me.
SPEAKER_01 (16:48):
So anyway, yeah, here so uh now I'm I'm driving
and I and I'm right behind thisfast park van, and I thought of
you.
SPEAKER_00 (16:56):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (16:57):
I did.
Because they had thisadvertising I thought was really
funny on the back of it.
It's a it's a 24-hour shuttle.
Relax, it's free.
What the f is free in in airportparking?
Come on now.
What is free in airport parking?
When did they give you freeparking?
SPEAKER_00 (17:15):
Nobody gives me free parking.
SPEAKER_01 (17:17):
You park at Fast Park.
SPEAKER_00 (17:18):
I think they were talking about the shuttle.
SPEAKER_01 (17:19):
I know, but how in the hell are you gonna get to
the airport?
I know what they are talkingabout.
I know the shuttle's free.
What do you think?
You're gonna pay for the shuttlefrom the airport?
Yeah, uh, yeah, you go ahead andpark, and then it's an extra
five dollars for me to driveyour ass to the airport.
SPEAKER_00 (17:34):
And they want a tip.
SPEAKER_01 (17:35):
It's free.
Stupid it's it's that's a dumb,stupid advertising.
SPEAKER_00 (17:42):
Yeah, man.
It's all uh it's all a facade.
Right?
The one thing I do get freethere when I park is uh I get
some juice.
I get to plug in my car now andthey give me free juice.
SPEAKER_01 (17:58):
When you leave, though, you it's nothing free.
You're paying.
SPEAKER_00 (18:01):
Right.
SPEAKER_01 (18:02):
Your ass is paying.
SPEAKER_00 (18:03):
And it's uh through a little sippy straw juice, so
it takes a long time for my carto get charged up.
SPEAKER_01 (18:08):
And this week I love this.
You know, remember Ubekistan?
Ubekistan, yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (18:13):
Shout out, Ubekistan.
SPEAKER_01 (18:17):
Had no freaking idea where Ubekistan is.
Well, I I love it when we get aperson that listens to us from a
place I'm not familiar with.
Right.
Have you heard of Cyprus?
Cyprus.
Yes, I've heard of Cyprus.
SPEAKER_00 (18:29):
Okay, well, I haven't.
God, you're like, I've heard ofCyprus.
I'm a I'm an international man.
What a mystery.
All right.
SPEAKER_01 (18:38):
Yeah.
So I thought this was cool.
This this person listened to usin Cyprus.
Okay, exactly.
Where is Cyprus?
No, you know something, you'regonna know where it is.
Go ahead.
SPEAKER_00 (18:47):
No, go keep going.
Cyprus.
SPEAKER_01 (18:50):
Okay, the Cyprus is an island country located in the
eastern Mediterranean Sea.
This is kind of cool becauseit's south of Turkey, it's west
of Syria and Lebanon, it'snorthwest of Israel and north of
Egypt.
It's the largest and third mostpopulous island in the
Mediterranean after Sicily andSardinia.
Now, this was really cool.
(19:10):
If you look at this on the map,it's beautiful there.
It's like, yeah, but it's it'slike in the center of all these
places in the damn water.
It's just an island.
SPEAKER_00 (19:18):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (19:18):
I thought it was really cool.
And then this person islistening, and he's out there in
Cyprus going, hey, you knowsomething?
Damn.
Cabin pressure with Sean G.
That'd be something I'm gonnalisten to.
Boom.
Boom.
I just loved it.
I I love it when they dance whenthey actually listen.
And and so you get to learnabout them, and you get to learn
about their food.
SPEAKER_00 (19:39):
You know what would be really cool?
What?
Is we had a listener that waslike in Cyprus or one of these
different countries, and thenthey contact us, and then we go
there and do a show.
SPEAKER_01 (19:50):
Let's do it, especially that place.
Cyprus, hey, email us.
SPEAKER_00 (19:54):
They'd be like, hey, hey, let's come here, let's do
the show.
G and I fly out there because wegot that access, like
privileges.
That'd be funny.
And we just like go.
That would be fun.
SPEAKER_01 (20:07):
People would be like, What?
That's our new thing.
Right.
We're gonna do it.
You guys, you got you have toask us though, you gotta send an
email.
But anyway, wanted to tell youthere the food there.
It's semi-hard brined cheesemade from sheep's and goats'
milk.
It's unique because it doesn'tmelt easily.
So it's often grilled or friedand served with mint.
SPEAKER_00 (20:30):
Now, cheese with mint.
Cheese and mint, man.
Dude, I'm in for anything.
You know me.
Yeah, I'm a foodie.
I'll try anything.
SPEAKER_01 (20:36):
Now, this is the part I could understand though,
because when you when you havecheese like that, eating it with
watermelon in the summertime.
SPEAKER_00 (20:43):
Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (20:44):
That'd be good.
SPEAKER_00 (20:45):
I've done that.
SPEAKER_01 (20:45):
So Cypress, hey, listen, reach out to us, send an
email.
Me and Sean will get once comevisit.
Just show us show us where we'restaying.
First of all, it would be amajor event to get G to go
anywhere.
Okay, but show up.
Stop flying.
All right, shut up.
Show us where we're staying.
Show uh the bed that I'msleeping in and the cot that
Sean is.
Right.
(21:06):
So just send us the email.
We're coming.
Let's do it, man.
Cyprus, I thought it was cool.
So we have Ubekistan and Cyprus.
Who will be next?
Who's next?
Who's gonna be that crazy placethat we not heard of?
No, well, you've heard ofCyprus.
Yeah.
I think you're bullshitting.
No, dude.
I know you're because you youwere there by Italy.
(21:26):
Are you kidding me?
SPEAKER_00 (21:27):
I know you knew where it was at.
Across the water, spit, boom,there.
Whatever.
SPEAKER_01 (21:32):
I learned about it anyway.
SPEAKER_00 (21:33):
Anyways, man.
Uh yeah.
So what's happening in the worldtoday, man?
The World Series is happening.
That's what everybody right nowis listening.
I mean, not everybody, like theWorld Series is the big event
here in the United States, butlike it's still a big event
around the world, right?
Huge.
I mean, huge.
But there's been some crazystuff happening.
(21:54):
First of all, Canada is gettingoff right now.
The Blue Jays.
Yeah.
They are they are in a positionto get ready to win this whole
thing.
SPEAKER_01 (22:02):
I was like over the Dodgers?
SPEAKER_00 (22:04):
Yeah, dude.
That's that's a big thing rightthere.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, uh who are you for?
You are you for one of theseteams?
Because I mean, like, thesearen't our teams.
No, I I but I I don't want theDodgers to win.
I'm with you too.
I don't want the I'd rather seethe Blue Jays.
I'm always about an underdogwinning.
Yep.
You know, because the Blue Jays,first of all, they have you know
(22:25):
Canadian World Series starttheir very first ever, then they
wrap it all up and all thisstuff.
But they're ready to do it, man.
They are fighting tooth andnail.
SPEAKER_01 (22:36):
I like I do like the thought of the underdog.
I don't care who it is.
I don't care if it's Canada.
I don't care where it's at.
I don't care if it's Cleveland.
Right.
Right.
Love to see Cleveland in it.
Oh there you go.
But anyway, no, I I I totallyagree with you.
I would I would love to see thethe Blue Jays actually win.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (22:55):
That'd be cool, man.
But there's been some phenomenalthings.
Game three, 18 inningshappening.
I mean, that was like, I mean, Ididn't stay up for some friend
friends of mine were talkingabout it.
How like it was crazy how long.
And then um then the yesterday'sgame, man, with uh the pitcher
that freaking uh threw out 10strikeouts in the first five
(23:18):
innings.
Yeah.
That hasn't been done since1963, Sandy Koufax.
That's some crazy stuff rightthere.
That kid's only 22 years old.
22 years old and uh in the WorldSeries and just having making a
day of it, right?
SPEAKER_01 (23:36):
Yeah.
I mean he he played uh he playedcollege for the East Carolina
Pirates.
I mean, he was uh he he was afirst round in an MLB draft.
SPEAKER_00 (23:45):
Yeah.
I mean yeah unbelievable.
SPEAKER_01 (23:48):
But 22 years of age.
Could you can imagine that bigof a stage standing there 22
years old?
And uh the the the focus iscrazy.
SPEAKER_00 (23:57):
First of all, they had the nerves to do it and all
that stuff just crazy being onthat platform is a bit
unbelievable, but I mean what awhat amazing that's locked in.
I uh I'm I'm hoping I'm hopingfor them.
I mean, I'm you know, I'm theunderdog router too.
Yeah.
So anyways, what's happeningwith the crew members blowing
(24:19):
slides?
SPEAKER_01 (24:20):
Do you did you see that?
No.
We talked about we talk aboutthis a lot, about um with the
the one thing that crew memberstheir their biggest nightmare,
right?
Yeah.
I mean a crew member's biggestnightmare is blowing a slide.
SPEAKER_00 (24:35):
Well, here's the thing.
It's like it's like uh any otherjob that's out there.
We have our main responsibilityas a flight attendant is to man
your door and evacuate a plane,right?
That's the number one thing.
I don't care if you get afreaking coke, I don't care if
you eat anything, whatever.
Our first and only reason to beon the plane is to get that door
(24:56):
open in an emergency and getpeople off the plane.
SPEAKER_01 (25:00):
And if you fuck up doing it, but no, there's but
okay, put yourself do it whenit's not supposed to be done.
Yeah, but put yourself in thissituation though.
You're your your plane is isboarded, everybody's ready to
go, and then you blow the damnslide.
Oh, dang.
Right now, now your ass isstanding there while everybody's
(25:24):
looking at you like you're thedumb ass.
Right?
Yeah, you are.
Because, you know, first of all,everybody's gotta come out and
take pictures.
SPEAKER_00 (25:37):
Yeah.
Everybody and their mother.
I know if it ever happened tome, I the first thing I'm
thinking about, you know what itis?
Taking a picture?
No, it no no.
It is I just like envisionmyself in that video like this
can happen to you too.
SPEAKER_01 (25:54):
You know what I'm being in a video.
You know what I thought is isthat holy shit look, right?
Where all of a sudden uh youfelt like you're gonna have a
bow movement.
Right.
Yeah.
Because your head starts gettinglightheaded, spinning a little
bit.
Because you know, you know, as acrew member, the um it it's all
bad from this point forward.
SPEAKER_00 (26:13):
I had I had an incident out in Hawaii where
this dude blew a uh 7-6 slide.
Yeah.
Right next door to us.
I was with you, probably, andthen remember the guy got
knocked out.
Knocked out.
SPEAKER_01 (26:27):
Yeah, seven.
SPEAKER_00 (26:28):
The door comes in.
This stuff is so lethal.
Yeah.
I mean, people don't understand.
Like, the when these doors blowand these slides blow, they're
coming out with thousands ofpounds of pressure and they just
like explode open.
And this door in this planeslides up and has this big
gigantic uh slide bustle on thething, and it smacked him right
(26:50):
in the face and knocked himcold.
SPEAKER_01 (26:52):
All the way across the other side of the galley.
SPEAKER_00 (26:54):
Right.
SPEAKER_01 (26:54):
And and he was he was knocked unconscious.
Unconscious.
SPEAKER_00 (26:57):
Yeah.
So that that just puts it putsit in perspective before you get
people out there that don'tunderstand what we're talking
about.
But these when you open thesedoors, there's something like
that.
SPEAKER_01 (27:05):
That could happen to a crew member in a normal
circumstance.
If you if you're not aware ofbeing on the 7-6, right?
If you're not aware, you knowit.
If you if you make the mistakeby getting too close, you're
getting knocked out.
SPEAKER_00 (27:18):
Do you and and you know what?
Ever since that incidenthappened with that we were a
witness to, like, you would havethought we would have had more
training about it.
Like, these things open quick.
Yeah, be careful, stand out ofthe way.
Get your ass knocked out.
Yeah, they never tell you aboutthat shit.
SPEAKER_01 (27:32):
Nope.
So, but but going going on towhat happens after that, I mean,
for a for a crew member, I'mjust telling you, it is it is a
nightmare.
I mean, it is the beginning ofyour nightmare.
SPEAKER_00 (27:44):
Yeah.
You're getting ready to gopee-pee.
SPEAKER_01 (27:47):
Yeah, but could you imagine sitting there and if
you're at a location, noweverybody's got to get off the
plane, and and everybody's like,well, there's dumbass.
As you're as you're getting off.
If they didn't have a crewmember to replace you and they
they got a new slide, well,there's dumbass again.
Don't let him out of the door.
Yeah, slides aren't just layingaround.
Exactly.
(28:08):
But that this one, this one waslike, I think it was like a four
to five hour delay.
Now, you get this is what a lotof people don't understand.
Those slides, just a replacementslide, is anywhere from$50,000
to$70,000 just for the slide.
You got a repacking cost.
Did I tell you how much mymirror was?
(28:28):
$1,200.
Yeah.
A repacking cost of$12,000 justto repack it.
Wow.
Operational disruption.
I mean, it can go anywhere froma hundred thousand up, depending
on depending on the passengers.
SPEAKER_00 (28:43):
I don't know.
Like I I would like to see thatwhole thing about repacking.
Like, you know, like I didn'tknow if they they were reusable
type of thing.
Yeah, they just deflate them andrepack them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I'd like to see it.
I would I would.
And would you trust if our mainis repacked and put it back in?
SPEAKER_01 (29:00):
I wouldn't want to do it.
Have you ever tried to have youever tried to repack like a
pool, a blow-up pool?
SPEAKER_00 (29:05):
Yeah, a blow-up uh try to get that damn thing back
in the box.
Right.
Ain't no way in hell.
I was just trying to do thatwith that game, that stupid uh
toss the burrito game and tryingto repack that thing.
I know mad.
SPEAKER_01 (29:18):
You just throw the shit away, man.
SPEAKER_00 (29:20):
I literally was like, uh, I'm gonna buy a new
game.
SPEAKER_01 (29:23):
I hate I hated those blow up pools too, because I
those things you could never getback in the damn box.
SPEAKER_00 (29:28):
No, no, no, no.
SPEAKER_01 (29:29):
$100,000 though, man, plus it it's a nightmare.
SPEAKER_00 (29:33):
It's a nightmare.
That's that's a crazy expensivenightmare and a total
inconvenience to everybody onthe plane because you're stupid.
SPEAKER_01 (29:41):
You know, you know what else is a an inconvenience
on the plane?
Uh more of an inconvenience,nasty, disgusting.
You're gonna like this onebecause w when I get to the top
of this, is you when passengersbring on uh food that's just
nasty.
Yeah, it's the smell.
Tuna fish.
Yeah.
Any type of food.
So a passenger was just mixing atray of tune on the on the tray
(30:04):
table and everybody around himcould smell it.
That's nasty.
Right?
So offensive food on anairplane, and I thought the
number one thing, you know whatthe number one thing was?
SPEAKER_00 (30:13):
The crazy thing is that sometimes you know some
people recognize it at food, orsome people was like going, did
you take a shower?
You're stinky.
You're still gonna like thenumber one thing.
Go ahead.
What is the number one thing?
Sardines.
Sard sardines on a plane?
Yeah.
That's nasty.
SPEAKER_01 (30:30):
Do you remember?
You don't remember, do you?
No.
I remember I I told you, I said,hey, hey, Sean, do you do you
care about sardines?
Do you like sardines?
You're like, yeah, I likesardines.
And then I I cracked one openand you're like, damn, G.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (30:46):
That's nasty, dude.
Stunk up the whole galley.
Stunk it up.
There's certain foods that arenot, should not be allowed.
Should be banned on planes.
SPEAKER_01 (30:55):
Tuna, hard-boiled eggs.
Hard-boiled eggs.
Smells like somebody's butt.
Yeah.
Right?
Fish.
Any type of fish.
Any type of fish.
Fish in an oven on a plane isjust.
SPEAKER_00 (31:05):
I don't know why the airlines do that.
No, they just give that option.
Like that international trip Ijust didn't.
It was like we had a fishoption.
And I'm like, why don't we havea fish option?
This is such I mean, or or cooka fish that doesn't stink.
Like there are lots of fish outthere that aren't that smelly,
you know?
Like, but there's some that arejust like, and tuna's one of
those.
If you start cooking it, I'lleat a raw tuna any day.
(31:27):
We would cook it.
SPEAKER_01 (31:28):
We will smell that funk in the ovens for months.
SPEAKER_00 (31:31):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (31:32):
It's like a it's like a baked-in fish smell.
SPEAKER_00 (31:35):
Yeah.
There's just a lot of there'sand then there's a lot of
culture food out there that arelike that that stinks, yeah, but
really good.
Like like curry.
SPEAKER_01 (31:45):
Oh I love curry, but have you ever cooked it in the
house?
Indian food like all of it.
SPEAKER_00 (31:52):
Curry will stink your whole house up, though.
Dude, like one of my favoritefoods, like when I go to like
barbecue, is uh I love collardgreens.
Have you ever cooked collardgreens in a house?
No, it will stank the house.
Stank it up.
Bad.
Yeah.
In fact, Carol, I cooked up somecollard greens, big old huge pot
of it, because I was like, Igotta have some.
I'm gonna save it for later andget warm these things up.
(32:14):
And you know, they're better asthey go day by day, right?
Yeah and uh she comes home, sheopens the refrigerator, it's
stinking.
She like grabbed that thing,threw it in the garbage.
I was pissed, dude.
I was so pissed.
And she cost me like like youknow, I had already I already
blew like you know$20,$30 onsome collard greens, and it
takes a while, and it alreadystunk up the house.
So I was like, I'm going tostink it up again.
(32:36):
I'm telling you right now, shewas throwing my collard greens.
Are you kidding me?
SPEAKER_01 (32:43):
All right, the last one is and you like this a
sandwich with extra onions.
SPEAKER_00 (32:47):
Oh, dude, onion onions are just like they're
temperamental, right?
So you could slice an onion andthen be like, oh, make me cry or
something like that.
And it doesn't smell stupid.
But when they started, like oncethey start aging and get that
that fermenting, yep, that isit, dude.
I just I just had some food inthe car, like my new car.
I bought something that had someonions in it.
(33:09):
I literally rolled down thewindow and was like, it's not
gonna stink on my car, man.
I can't get my I'm not gonna getthe new smell out for onion
stink, right?
Yeah, I know.
Like I was like, oh my gosh,they were so ripe.
And they they like permeate intoanything.
They like they're like a soak instink, right?
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (33:26):
So hey, just just be be aware.
Don't bring, don't bring thetuna, the hard boiled eggs, the
hard-boiled eggs, I like them.
I'm gonna bring them anyway.
Yeah, but yeah, I'm still gonnabring fish.
I won't bring curry.
Yeah, keep going from the start.
Starting me and you always havea sandwich with onions.
Yeah, man.
So we're we we basically coveredall of them.
We yeah, we're the funk crew.
SPEAKER_00 (33:48):
It's a stank.
We're the funk crew.
Stank, but it's it tastes good.
Let's go around the globe, man.
Round the globe, man.
Uh, have you been uh looking atwhat was been happening, man,
with all this uh AI stuff rightnow?
Like it's on like all over thenews.
Like everybody is like talkingabout AI and like the three big
names, you know, like Microsoftand Baple, and everybody was
(34:10):
talking, you know, they'regetting ready to report and all
this stuff, all their earningsthe other day.
And right before they get readyto court, Microsoft, their whole
entire server thing, the Zurcrashes.
Not good.
Right before they announce theirlike earnings and all this shit,
right?
So this Xur like is on a server,and it's crazy because like this
(34:34):
happened, this been happening alot, a lot.
Like, we've had the other day, Ithink it was it hit like Amazon
or somebody like that, where itwas like everybody couldn't get,
it was one of the Amazonservers, and you couldn't like
it.
It was affecting everybody'sinternet, right?
So, like all these huge serversthat are out there now is like
amazing that people don'trealize like we're connected to
(34:55):
all this stuff, and this Azurethat houses Microsoft 360 uh 5
and all that stuff, and has allthat, you know, it also has all
the Xbox on there, so can youyou can imagine like there was a
bunch of pissed off gamers allover the world going, you know,
Kinstream, they had theirheadphones on, like I can't hear
you.
What you're breaking up, youknow.
(35:16):
Come on, you got my back.
Exactly.
Freaking out, they're allfreaking freaking out and all
this stuff.
But this her was like um thisserver went down, and um it it
took them like a long likeseven, eight hours to get it
back up.
And there's a big investigationof what's happening and all this
stuff.
Is this like a cybercrime orsomething like that?
(35:37):
But these servers are keep goingdown, and I just thought it was
like super interesting though,like how these things affected
in addition to the Xur, it alsoaffected airlines, like one of
the airlines that took it down,it's like the third diamond has
taken this airline down, andthey had tech down and they had
to ground all their planes, likeit's crazy.
So it's interesting how likethese businesses are putting
(36:00):
their like why would why wouldlike a like can you imagine like
these major the major airlines,you know, the deltas, the
United, the Americans, all thebig ones, if they housed it onto
a giant server that was crashed,so they're all gonna like what
if all three of them were on thesame server?
(36:21):
Like oh yeah, it's crazy.
SPEAKER_01 (36:23):
But you know, uh okay, you're right though.
The AI has been in the news likelike all the time.
And and they and it's funny youwere saying about with that with
the major airlines, they'retalking about replacing you know
a lot of management positionswith AI.
SPEAKER_00 (36:38):
Right.
Well, it's gonna happen.
They're already doing that.
They're already doing that.
Like AI's AI's coming and andthey're gonna be able to replace
cer a lot of specific likeduties that people have been
doing.
Like all this analysis ofbusiness and stuff like that,
right?
Yeah, it can do it like snap.
Yeah, right.
All we need to do is basicallylike oversee.
(37:00):
Is it doing it right?
Right.
SPEAKER_01 (37:03):
It is it is crazy too, um, because the AI, I mean,
when you scan something, then AIreads what you scan, and then
they give you a basically a a uma synopsis of it, right?
Right.
I mean, it's that's incredible.
These people, you know, theythey they say, okay, you write
50 words, and you and and thisperson writes 50 words, and all
they do is come up with, okay,that meant this.
(37:25):
Right.
The whole 50 words, that meantthis.
That's it.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (37:29):
I mean that's how crazy AI is.
I I just thought it was likewhen this whole thing crashed,
and and it's funny that ithappened to Microsoft, and it's
funny that it happened rightbefore they were getting ready
to you know, posters, earnings,and all that stuff.
But how it affects everybody andhow these giant servers, and
they're talking about like theenergy usage and all this stuff
on these servers are sotremendous that like now it's
(37:53):
even affecting the stock marketbecause they're underestimating
the energy usage.
Like they're like, oop, uh,let's use way too much
electricity, and we weren'tplanning that and didn't realize
that.
SPEAKER_01 (38:04):
And you know, what was that movie, Sean?
With the remember the um the AIwith it, was it it wasn't IM4,
it's it's one or something likethat.
What was it with the robots?
With the robot?
SPEAKER_00 (38:14):
Oh, iRobot.
SPEAKER_01 (38:15):
iRobot, yeah, okay.
Will Smith.
Yeah.
I mean, when you think aboutevery time that you say
something like this, it goesback to, you know, we watch that
movie and I was like, oh, that'scrazy.
That's what's that's what'sgoing on, right?
You and the computer, thecomputer is actually smarter
than everybody else.
What happens when you can't shutit down?
SPEAKER_00 (38:32):
Well, I think we can still shut them down now.
SPEAKER_01 (38:36):
No, I I know, but what I'm saying is kind of crazy
though, right?
SPEAKER_00 (38:39):
Well, I mean, everything's everything's going
AI and everything's goingautonomous and all this stuff.
Speaking about autonomous, like,um, so did you see that new um
warship we got?
No, an unmanned battleship?
Really?
So we're testing right now atotally unmanned battleship,
(39:00):
basically a drone ship.
And it's been cruising aroundall over the world.
It's been doing this for monthsand months now, and uh it's like
so efficient.
They like just imagine putting awarship on there where you can
basically it's like battleship.
I'm just like joysticking thisthing around, telling it where
(39:20):
to go, what to do, and it's onwatch, and I don't got people
involved.
One person, one person with ajoystick.
Yeah, and they're just peoplemonitoring it.
Crazy, you know, they're sittingup in uh freaking you know
Kansas somewhere in a boxsomewhere, like monitoring a
freaking boat.
But all these things are comingout, like you're all this
(39:41):
autonomous stuff and AI stuff isgetting ready to happen where
it's taking jobs away wherewe're gonna be just the monitors
versus the actual doers.
But I mean in sailing, I meanimagine all those different
things that are happening with aship, like all the men, like all
the people that are out there inthe navy, they they know what
I'm talking about.
Like there it takes thousands ofpeople to run a ship, uh one of
(40:02):
these big ships, right?
But now you got zero.
Yeah.
Unbelievable.
But uh that's it, that you know,all that stuff's getting ready
to happen.
And like my new car, man, has ithas autonomous driving.
Like, I cruise down the highwayand it drives itself.
Your old car didn't.
No, it doesn't, it's missing amirror too right now.
SPEAKER_01 (40:26):
But all right, let's talk about let's talk about a
cat five hurricane.
Melissa.
Melissa.
That thing was unfreakingbelievable.
Could you imagine?
Could you imagine being on theisland and knowing that shit was
coming?
I mean, those people, thosepeople that live there, they
live in huts.
Dude.
Not even not even homes.
I mean it's pictures right now.
(40:47):
Have you seen the pictures?
SPEAKER_00 (40:49):
It's just like a shredded mess of like just
carnage going across island.
Like it, I feel for thosepeople.
I mean, they haven't even comeout yet with any type of stats
of people, how many people arebeing killed, but you know
there's people that then killed.
SPEAKER_01 (41:02):
I mean it was I mean, it was unbelievable.
I I was sitting there thinkingthat a cat five hundred it was
it was top speeds at 175 milesan hour.
It is unbelievable.
I mean how lucky we are thatthat didn't come to the US?
SPEAKER_00 (41:17):
Oh I mean it I mean that that is crazy.
Hey, uh this year has been likewe've had uh several hurricanes,
but this has been one of thoseblessed years so far where we
have not had too much impact inthe United States because uh we
had a few cat fives.
SPEAKER_01 (41:35):
We had Aaron Aaron, right?
Aaron, Umberto.
Umberto.
It was uh cat five and Melissawas cat five.
But I think Melissa's gonna dothe most damage.
SPEAKER_00 (41:46):
Yeah, the the it's been pretty wild where like you
know how like you see those likemodels of the of the hurricanes
and the they'll they'll likecome across the uh Atlantic
there and they come across downthe equator, just you know,
north of the equator, and thenthey hit the you know, into
where you know Mexico, orthey'll come straight into the
(42:07):
the the Gulf or they'll you knowwhip around into the Caribbean,
but they kind of always do thatlike same motion where it's just
like that circular pad in theAtlantic where it's gonna go up
the U.S.
coastline and off and then overacross over to Europe and then
that way, uh Spain, Portugal,all that stuff, but it's a big
old cycle.
SPEAKER_01 (42:26):
But you know, it's start like the hurricane season
season's around June, isn't it?
Yeah.
And then so this should be theend.
I mean, this should be it'scoming close to the end.
SPEAKER_00 (42:35):
We're in the we're in the we're in the back end of
it right now.
Like it's getting there, likeright now is not the time to be
cruising.
Nope.
Don't be cru, you know, that'sthat's when you get cheap
cruises too.
And cruisers know that too.
SPEAKER_01 (42:49):
Like they're so they knew about this hurricane for a
long time.
Would you okay, you you changeyour vacation.
Would you would you have changedyour vacation?
Dude.
Would you have changed it,though?
Yes, I would have changed it.
SPEAKER_00 (42:59):
Yeah, exactly.
That's crazy.
I mean, that's the whole thing.
Like, people, when you'retraveling, you need to like like
do your homework.
Like, we're all excited aboutgoing to do these things.
Like, there is nobody else inthis world right now that wants
to be on a beach more than meright now.
I want to be on a beach justlike you want to be on a beach,
and you know, like it everybodyloves that.
(43:19):
Like, I got nothing to do, chillout, relax, have some beers and
kick back or drink whatever youdrink, and you know, and do it.
But you gotta think of yoursafety, right?
You gotta think of like youwhat's happening in that part of
the world.
What's what's what's the currentevents happening in the world?
Where where am I going?
Because this isn't like yourhome.
This is you're going to somebodyelse's home and other things are
(43:41):
happening.
And it just so happens that umthey haven't done it yet, but
they're threatening to killAmericans where I was going.
Right.
And so I was like, I'm out.
SPEAKER_01 (43:51):
But you've seen that, I mean, but but Melissa,
they knew they knew that thisthing, I mean, was this big,
they knew it was coming, andthese people still went on
vacation because I've seen a lotof videos, and then there's
other people.
This is the airline part of it.
They're blaming the airlines fornot coming getting them.
Did you I mean, we're we're didyou see did you see the freaking
runways?
SPEAKER_00 (44:09):
Yeah, they get well that also to be fair, like
there's a lot of stupid, right?
Yeah.
I mean, just like we're we'retalking about this.
There's so many people thatdon't understand.
Like the airlines are giving youwarnings.
Like, when it gets to a pointwhere we can't go in there,
we're not going in there.
We're not gonna risk millionsand millions of dollars,
billions of dollars of equipmentjust to come get you.
(44:32):
No.
When you are we already knewthat this is coming, right?
SPEAKER_01 (44:35):
Nope.
You're gonna continue makingthem dumb videos we're gonna
watch.
SPEAKER_00 (44:38):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (44:38):
Dumb, stupid.
Like the like the one that thatwhere I showed you the the
people were hanging theirunderwear from the air vents.
unknown (44:46):
Dude.
SPEAKER_01 (44:47):
Went in the bathroom, went into the
bathroom, washed theirunderwear, right?
And then hung them from the airvents.
SPEAKER_00 (44:54):
Dude, that is like straight up nasty, right?
Okay, first of all.
Straight up nasty.
I don't care how good lookingyou are, how whatever.
Somebody coming out of thebathroom on the airline and they
wash their J's on there?
Hanging.
No, no, no.
SPEAKER_01 (45:10):
Hanging from the air vents.
No, no, no.
How about vaping on a plane andyou didn't know you could you
you couldn't do it?
SPEAKER_00 (45:16):
Dude, that and also we're doing a fish for the
underwear thing, nothing vaping.
You jumping on me, man.
Because uh you I I didn't get tothe stank part.
Right?
I mean especially if you weresitting behind them.
Right.
So so here's a here's a picturefor everybody.
Like, here's this thesecustomers, they go in there,
they decide whatever happened, Idon't know what they did, piss
in their pants, poop in theirman, whatever.
(45:37):
Then they decide they're gonnawash their drawers out, then
they're gonna hang them up intheir their the gasper vents in
the plane, and then guess who'sin the galley eating sardines?
It's bad.
It is so bad.
I'm just saying, man.
Like walking out with the phone.
Then people come to the back oftheir plane and they're smelling
(45:58):
this fish order, they're seeingpanties and stuff hanging from
the good scene.
SPEAKER_01 (46:03):
It's why we're always equipped with spray.
Right?
SPEAKER_00 (46:07):
We'll flood it.
I don't leave home withoutspray.
Yeah, that's like a mandatoryduty item you should have in
your bag as flight attendant.
SPEAKER_01 (46:14):
All right, now go on to the vaping thing.
How we're back to vaping again.
How did you not know that youcouldn't vape?
SPEAKER_00 (46:20):
Dude, they're that big word, stupid stupid.
SPEAKER_01 (46:24):
All right.
We don't even have to go anyfarther than that because you're
just plain stupid.
SPEAKER_00 (46:29):
Plain stupid.
I mean, come on, people.
I mean, this is crazy.
SPEAKER_01 (46:33):
The the puff of smoke's coming up.
Hmm, wonder what's going on overthere, dummy.
SPEAKER_00 (46:37):
I love it.
So uh so here's here's my ownpersonal take on uh vaping.
Like vaping to me, I likevapors, okay?
Because most vapors, it doesn'tstink, it doesn't smell like a
cigarette, it really doesn'toffend me in any way.
So, you know, if you want tokill yourself, kill yourself.
I don't I'm good as long asyou're not spreading the stink
(46:58):
on me versus a cigarette, right?
Like a cigarette, man, I get it.
I mean just don't know.
Like people that smoke, theydon't know how bad they stink.
And then for people that dodon't smoke, like you stink like
that fish in the galley, likeit's bad, dude.
Yeah, like and it permeates onyou.
It doesn't matter where you go,you're walking around like Pepe
(47:19):
Le Pew, and you got this odor ofwafing with you.
Yeah, and but the vape doesn'tdo that, yeah.
And so I'm like, all right,that's that's cool.
And then they think they can getaway with it in the plane, even
though it's illegal, but they'relike, Well, your ass still can't
do it, right?
You still can't do it.
Plain simple.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (47:37):
All right, now this is one, the last one I gotta
talk about.
This what is going on, man?
This is week three, guys.
This is week three.
I've had three yoga people, oneevery week.
What is there something going onon TikTok?
Dude, you have a kung fu pandaon board.
What is going on?
You guys gotta stop doing yogaon the phone.
SPEAKER_00 (47:56):
Are you attracting these people?
SPEAKER_01 (47:57):
No, I was wondering if some shit was going on on
TikTok.
You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_00 (48:01):
Go, go, go do yoga in the you look at TikTok, not
me.
No, I don't.
Not anymore?
No.
Dude, I don't know, man.
Maybe somebody made it up there.
Maybe somebody listened to ourshow and be like, okay, you know
what?
If you're on a plane, you needto do a session of yoga.
And here's the poses you can doin the aisle.
Maybe, maybe there's like acheat sheet and like a travel
(48:22):
advisor thinking like you shouldget up and do yoga during the
plane.
This is they're putting that outthere.
SPEAKER_01 (48:28):
Oh, yeah, you should put so your ass in somebody's
face.
Yep, that's exactly what youshould do.
Right.
All right, man.
Go to the inspiration.
SPEAKER_00 (48:35):
You're putting your panties in their face, driving
them on the Casper vents.
SPEAKER_01 (48:38):
You're still hung up on the panties.
What's so bad about yoga in theaisle?
It's bad.
I mean, you seen you you seenthe guy last week.
It's bad.
SPEAKER_00 (48:48):
Dude, just stop it, people.
Behave yourself.
Go to the quote.
All right.
So uh the quote this this weekis the world is a book.
And those who don't do nottravel read only one page.
(49:08):
Get out there and see the world,dude.
Like Cyprus.
Right.
So if you're in Cyprus, hey,email us, me and Sean will come
see you.
Email us.
That would be awesome.
That would be the coolest thing.
Like it doesn't have to be inCyprus, man.
I'll go to freaking, I'll go toOmaha, Nebraska.
Whatever.
Let's go.
All right.
SPEAKER_01 (49:25):
So anybody out there that wants me and Sean to come
visit, we want you to email us.
We'll do remote shows.
SPEAKER_00 (49:30):
And then we we're gonna do a remote show.
Pack up the equipment, pack upthe mice, and go.
We're gone.
SPEAKER_01 (49:37):
All right, guys, man.
We had a lot of fun this week.
Great fun, man.
Can't wait to talk to you again.
All right, guys.
You guys have a great week.
We will see you next time.
Next time.
On Cabin Pressure.
See ya.
SPEAKER_00 (49:50):
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