From Chaos to Comedy: Navigating Life's Quirks

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Ever had one of those weeks where everything goes wrong, but there's that one friend who seems to be living in a bubble of endless good luck? Join Shawn and G as we swap stories of family chaos, household hiccups, and the eternal battle with winter's icy wrath. We may not have had a "wally world week," but we've got plenty of laughs to share as we navigate life's slippery roads together, hoping for those sunshiney moments.

Stuck at the airport with nothing but time and the bizarre behaviors of fellow travelers? We've been there too. From the trials of being a flight attendant to the antics of an elderly couple tussling over a slice of pizza, we've seen it all. People-watching becomes our sport of choice, where the absurdity of travel delays turns into a comedy of human quirks. Come laugh with us as we turn tedious waits into an entertaining game of spot-the-silly.

And what about those cringe-worthy public spectacles that make you wish you could unsee them? We'll recount our encounters with some truly unforgettable characters, like the man who mistook the airport for his personal reflexology studio and the woman who could give Macy's Day Parade floats a run for their money. As we reminisce about Valentine's Day quirks and Indianapolis' vibrant culture, we find joy in life's unpredictability, from the nostalgic to the downright peculiar.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
passenger spelunking in the airport boarding area.
Flight attendant throat punchesa passenger, 737 hits a truck
on takeoff.
All this next on captainpressure with sean and g hey,

(00:38):
everyone welcome.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
This is cabin pressure what's up?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
what's up people?
What's going on, sean?
Hey man, you know, life suckssometimes.
I mean, uh, this has been arough, uh last few weeks,
actually, like it's.
I'm dealing with, uh, someelderly in-laws, the 94 year
olds, and uh, you know and youknow it seems like you were you

(01:01):
just had that episode too, likeyou know I was.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
I was just thinking the same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Shit happens, it comes in threes and shit like
that.
I don't understand why life hascycles like that, but right now
I got the bad shit going onjust the same as you had.
It's a big bucket of suck, abig bucket of suck.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
I'm still rebounding from mine and like I, I know
what's going on with yours alittle bit, but man, it just, it
happens like that right.
I mean you, you're just, it'slike you think you're cruising
along with life and you're likeoh yeah, it's good and all
sudden it just goes to shit.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, I mean, if you uh, you're
thinking about it like like Iwas, uh.
So we?
You know one of my buddies,arthur, right, like his, his
last, this is his last week.
So last Monday he went out, hewent about fishing man.
He hit, like he got three biggiant triple tails, like you
know.
He's showing them off onFacebook.

(01:58):
Wednesday goes out.
He goes out golfing.
He's golfing on his home course.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
He gets a hole in one , okay.
And then sunday.
He's an eagles fan, and we allknow what happened, right?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
yeah, like it's like he, he's in like a shangri-la,
right now he's made the cheeselook like idiots dude, it was,
it was we that we could talkabout that 1.33 billion dollars
bet on that game.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, yeah, I mean it was crazy, but he was having a
wally world week.
I mean, I just talked to himand stuff he was.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, I mean it was crazy, but he was having a wally
world week.
I mean I just talked to him andstuff.
He was like you know it's crazy.
But then you know, like youwere having your bad cycle just
happening.
I got my bad cycle going on.
I mean we got the leak in thebasement and still dealing with
that, I mean it's like I'm I'mwaiting for the damn wally world
sean yeah, yeah, we need somewally world weeks.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
No shit, man Cause ours, ours is not, ours is more
like the candy one, and when wewere actually holding him
gunpoint, they go up there andtake the damn bride because it
sucks, man.
Yeah, but it is.
And I'm going to tell you minehasn't, hasn't got any better.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Well, it will get better, man.
You know, here's another thingtoo Like right now, like my
buddy he's down in Florida andhe's out there.
Like I call two buddies of mine, they're both in Florida.
They're like it's hot down here, man, it's in the 80s degrees
and you know well, we just hadlike an ice storm up here.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
And get ready to have another one oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
A lot of rain.
People are snowbirds.
You got to get out of this shit.
I think that's one of thethings Us being under the gray
blanket, dulls of winter and allthat stuff being up in the
northern part of the country.
It doesn't matter where you are, you need a little bit of
sunshine in your life.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
But you know, when you're traveling though,
especially up here, snow, good,I mean, you're fine, just go
slow.
Ice sucks.
I I mean, it's not good, youdon't see it.
Next thing you know you hityour brakes, that's it.
It's so dangerous.
Yeah you, I mean, you're justsliding, that's it, you're not
gonna, you're not gonna stopthat car, just gonna keep going.
And have you been in thatsituation?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
yeah, you like, you hit that ice and, like you're, I
had one.
I just like throw you in thestory here.
I had an ice story and this isthis is back when, uh uh, you
were staying with me.
Yeah, like like remember, uh uh, the car, the little Corolla
that.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
I had yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Well, um, yeah.
So I'm going down the highwayon uh, it was on four 80 and uh,
we were.
I was going around this curveand there's a truck like on the
two lanes away from me but rightparallel with me, and we hit
this bridge and, dude, that carstarted like rotating.
And it's like rotating, I haveno control over it.

(04:36):
Like you know, you move thewheel, it's not doing anything,
but it's still the car spinning.
I did a three, 60.
The car spun on the highway allthe way around.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Now, it's not funny.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Now I'm looking reverse like you're shitting
your band, you're like oh shit,oh shit, oh shit.
And then like you're, it'sgoing.
And then I'm trying to likethinking please don't hit this
truck, please don't hit thistruck, and I literally spin out.
I hit where I'm now, 360, allthe way around, and I catch grip
and I keep going down thehighway.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
I did that too.
I've done it.
I know I did it too.
I'm black ice one time.
I mean, it was sliding, all of asudden, you, you see a dry spot
right and I'm sliding sidewaysand I see it and I know, I know,
if I get to it, as soon as Iget to it, I hit the accelerator
and I'll straighten out.
Yeah, okay.
So I mean, and that happened,but you know, before we get
going on to today, the otherthing too is that do you know if

(05:31):
you ever went driving thishappened coming out of the
employee lot one time, beautifuloutside, going to the employee
lot, you get in the car, you'regetting ready to drive out, you
get at the light, you turn, turnonto the, um, the, the I think
it was the main road and thenall of a sudden, you see this
big snowflakes coming down.
You're like, oh, that's reallypretty Right, and you're like

(05:52):
pretty snow, you know what Imean.
And then, like two secondslater, you can't see a damn
thing.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, it's like whiteout.
All of a sudden it's completelywhiteout.
That happens a lot here inNortheast Ohio.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
You cannot see anything and you're sitting
there going.
You went from man.
That's beautiful that I'm goingto die today.
I mean it's that bad.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah, weather changes here in a blink of eye.
It is absolutely horrible, butanyway I mean coming from the
airport for us, like how far weboth drive the same.
That's the thing, Like we keepgoing through these squalls of
like danger.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
White outs.
I mean, there's certain youknow when you're driving the
interstate and you know, right,there's certain areas that we
drive and all of a sudden you'redriving and you're looking at
it and you see this haze andyou're like, oh no, no way.
And then as soon as you get upthere and it's like you just hit
a shit storm and I mean it'sjust bad, I mean all the way bad

(06:47):
, but anybody, anybody thatlives up here, you know it.
I mean you go through it.
It's crazy, I mean and and it'sit's no fun, no, fun at all.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Anyways, getting back to what we're talking about and
stuff, I mean you know mecatching up with everything.
It's like, uh, in this mess ofall the stuff I've been doing,
man, I just you know, we'resitting right here in the studio
right here where we'rerecording and my office has been

(07:13):
moved to a different room and Igot so much shit accumulated.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
I can't believe how much you got a snowball effect
of shit Like I was dealing withnow.
It's like it's like all of asudden that you got the snowball
.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
I mean, when you take the exercise people and go out
there and like one of your rooms, just decide to move everything
out of that room.
Everything I mean it is just Imean.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
And cut the carpet out, and I don't consider myself
like a pack rat or anythinglike that.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
But I got a lot of accumulated shit.
There's a reason why you got togo through it, man, no doubt.
Well, the reason why I got togo through it is because I got
these little shitty mice thatcame in my house and burrowed
through the wall and createdthis leak Snowball for the
effect of shit man, that's whatyou've had.
So, anyways, let's catch upwith you.
What's been going on with you?

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Well, okay, we're going to ping pong it right back
.
So Jackson came to visit withhis girlfriend, audrey, and we
were meeting her for the firsttime and that was cool, but they
were going back.
So, um, I I thought, well, I'mgonna go ahead and trade my trip
and I'm going to check in later.
I'll do this little crappy twoday, which you know I ain't
going to do no crappy one.
But I thought, well, I'll do itCause I'm going to see him the.

(08:17):
It didn't go like that.
So got him to the airport.
His dude, it's winter, hisstuff went good, man, I mean, he
got right.
Yeah, his his got real good,mine it.
It was just a shit show fromthe time that I got delayed on
the first one, delayed on thesecond one.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
I get in late all right, give me the rundown like
in this delay, like where are?
We going to like where?

Speaker 2 (08:45):
point to point.
Okay, well, Newark.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
First of all, all you have to say is Newark, and then
we say shit show, Shit showright away.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
I mean so, and you know I ain't going to go to
Newark in the wintertime, sothere must have been something.
Why?
So, yeah, it was my son.
So I went to Newark and thenNewark down to Florida another
shit show.
So I get down to Florida.
We get in there late, so I getup, get ready to go into the
airport that morning and I go tothe airport.

(09:15):
As I'm going to the airport, Iget this notification.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Delayed.
It couldn't happen at the damnairport.
Right, you're in the van and tothe airport and you get that
stupid freaking notificationthat you could have got.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Time means everything .

Speaker 2 (09:29):
You could have got that damn thing probably three
hours ago.
Right, my ass could have stayedin the hotel, but that ain't it
.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
No, they always get you.
When you're done.
You're like just leavingsomeplace, or like it's going to
make you inconvenient or youdon't have any place.
It's very seldom do we likeit's gonna be at the hotel where
, oh you know, hey, just staythere a few more hours there's a
bullshit delay, man, three overthree hours delayed.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
geez, three hours delayed.
So anyway, I'm down in floridaand uh, and I'm over in, uh,
fort myers.
So I'm like, what am I gonna do?
I gotta go find a place to sit,because I'm gonna watch the
paint dry now for the next threehours and, and being a flight
attendant, a lot of times youthink, oh, it's just glamorous
things, oh, shit, yeah, it is.
But then all of a suddenthere's those times that you're

(10:12):
sitting there looking around,you're like you know, you're
just looking for stuff becauseyou don't even know what to do.
You're just sitting there andyou're tired of looking at your
phone, right?

Speaker 1 (10:25):
And I mean that looking at your phone, right,
yeah.
And I mean that gets old too,yeah.
I mean you can.
There's only so much you can do.
It's it's.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
It's like anything you know, an abundance of
anything is too much, yeah, butthen I had that thought what's
that?
Do you remember years ago?
What was it?
One of the faint, one of our,our things that we absolutely
love to do in airports?

Speaker 1 (10:40):
people watch you gotta people watch you.
Gotta people watch man this iswhy we like our job is because
we like to mess around, goof offwith people.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
People, yeah.
So I was like, okay, I'm goingto make the best of this.
So I sat in the corner, put myphone down and I started paying
attention to people.
So the first ones.
So today, what we're going todo is talk about what did I see
over these hours and these twodays of people watching in the
airport.

(11:08):
So this elderly couple comes upand the first thing she has a
walker and he's walking her andthese two are just bitching each
other.
I mean, they're going at it,bantering.
You know how old people are,right, they've been around each
other for so long.
They're just tired of eachother's shit.
So, anyway, they're justtalking.
And he had got her something toeat and she was like in one row

(11:29):
across from him and she she'slike well, you need to come over
here.
And he goes well, you need tocome over here.
And she goes, I'm staying overhere, and he goes.
Well, I'm staying over here andI'm sitting there watching this
out.
And she goes was there a tablethere?
And he goes, goes.
Yeah, there's a table overthere.
He goes there's one here.
Now bring the damn food overhere.
So then he reluctantly, gets up, takes the food over to her
right and the first thing shedid was did you get the right

(11:52):
pizza?
And I'm sitting there goingthis is too much man.
I'm like this is gonna be funnybecause I can't wait and he's
like, of course, nitpicking ateach other.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
you know, like they've been together so long,
that's their entertainment.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
So she looked at him like that walker was an electric
car She'd have ran his ass over.
I mean, she was looking at himlike I would just run your ass
over with this walker, butanyway, she sits down and the
first bite of that pizza she'slike it's cold.
I'm like this guy is in ano-win situation.
Man, we've been there.
We've been there, young and oldman, we have been there.

(12:30):
This is a no-win situation.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah, you're in any type of relationship.
I mean, at a certain point intime you're going to be like we
can all relate.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
You're a no-win man.
So anyway, after this banteringand griping back and forth, she
finally goes well, do you wantsome of my chips?
And he goes, yeah, I'll takesome.
And she opens the bag and shegives it to him.
So he reaches in there and hejust starts getting some and the
first thing she says was well,damn, don't eat all of them.
And I was like you just askedthe man if he wanted a couple

(13:01):
chips.
And I'm thinking you know, dude, you've been around her for
probably 40 or 50 years.
You should have left the damnchips alone.
And he should have knew better.
You should have just left thechips alone, man, and I was
sitting there going.
Oh my God.
So this was a perfect start ofwhat I was looking at right,
he's a glutton for punishment.
You knew it was going to happen, because it was.

(13:25):
You could just see in his faceand her face that it was not
going to go good, right, notgoing good, all right.
Well, this is the next one,this one's for you.
You're going to love this one.
Yeah, guy sitting across fromme Pulls his sock off.
No wait for a smile, come on.

(13:45):
Y'all know Sean don't like feet.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Anybody who knows me for two minutes knows that I
don't like feet.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Now I'm looking at this guy First of all in the
airport.
You're nasty.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
That is nasty, that is so nasty, that is nasty shit.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
But then he started messing around with some damn
growth on his foot.
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Dude, oh my gosh, dude.
I mean like, first of all, youknow anybody's gonna be if
you're picking and, uh, you know, on yourself, I don't care what
part body part that you want tobe picking on or messing with,
whether you're going spelunkingin your nose or whatever you
want to do, you know?
I mean yeah, like it's like you,dude, you need to go to some,
like get your ass in a publicstall and like, go do this.
I mean, nobody wants to watchyou pick on your bunion Trust me

(14:30):
when you don't think thatsomeone is watching you.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
there is someone watching you, every single
minute of the day, for sure.
Every single minute of the day,right, right.
So here he is, he sits thereand he was.
He was like picking at his footand I'm just sitting there
thinking do you, do you realizethat there's like 10 people
looking at you and thinkingyou're the nastiest person
around?

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yeah, there's, you know, that's when I'm in the
airport, you know, andunfortunately we're sitting
around and we're in uniform,right.
Yeah, so we can be like, justsay something and all like, but
I, I mean, there's many a timeswhere I just want to get up and
say you, nasty motherfucker,take your ass into the freaking
lab, go somewhere else with thatbullshit it was nasty and, like
I said, if I wasn't in uniformI'd have probably said something

(15:14):
to him, because it was not goodyeah, I mean it's.
I mean I don't like to be theone to be starting
confrontations, but it's like uh, some, you know, they just
don't understand common senseAll right, this one, this one
you're going to love though, too.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
So so look up and and you know how everybody in the
terminal is looking at somebodythis person's walking through.
Sure, sean, this woman's boobswere so big and sticking out
Like she looked like a Macy'sday parade Dude, I am not
kidding.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
I wish I was kidding man Were these like real or
unreal.
Oh, come on, what do?

Speaker 2 (15:47):
you know, come on.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Hey, I've seen some gigantic real ones, yeah, but no
, no, no, no On gigantic windows.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
These things were not real.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
No, no, oh geez.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
No, and, like I said, you know how, everybody in the
terminal they don't really wantto look, but they're looking.
Yeah, you got to look.
And then everybody they're liketalking and she wants you to
look.
Yeah, exactly, but I mean, youjust turn around and you're like
everybody is looking at thisperson walking.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Dude, I had an incident like that in Vegas.
Let me tell you, I was gettingready to get on the plane, okay,
and we were walking down to thejet bridge, you know to wait
for everybody to get off theplane and all that stuff.
And off the plane walks thislady with the largest fake boobs

(16:35):
I've ever seen in my life.
I'm talking like Guinness, big,large.
I'm talking like she was likefive foot, like each boob was
like two and a half foot.
It was just like took up halfher like body.
It was like it was.
It's insane like nothing waslike.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
It was just so abnormal you're like why don't
you feel awkward even looking atsomebody you can't?

Speaker 1 (16:53):
help them, because that's all she is right.
One big walking pair of boobs.
You know, like I was like wow,like why does anybody want that?
Like, first of all, the likestress that's on your back and
everything.
And like I just had a niecethat had a reduction because of
that stress.
You know, like, dude, macy'sDay Parade, dude, I'm telling

(17:13):
you, man, unless they have somehelium in them, why would you
want them that big?

Speaker 2 (17:17):
When she's walking in there they just stare and
everybody down the wholeterminal just stares at this
person actually walking down theterminal and I was like, oh my
God, here it is.
But it didn't surprise mebecause again, you're down in
Florida and you see a lot ofthese retirees and that's the
first thing that they do is theygo get things fixed right or

(17:39):
they get them enhanced, enhancedand this way.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
It was really enhanced.
This is really overly enhanced.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Really really enhanced, enhanced, and this way
it was really enhanced.
This is really overly enhanced,really really enhanced, really
enhanced.
Okay, then, here it is Kids outof control.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Alright, what's this little bastard or little brat
doing now?

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Well, you know, you're watching this play out
and this mom is trying tocontrol this kid, and this kid
just is not being controlled atall, not at all.
And then, all of a sudden, youhear that big no, that's the kid
.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
The mom told the kid to do something and that kid
said no.
And all I could think about isif I had said no to my mom,
seriously abuse would haveoccurred right there, right.
I mean, that would not flyright.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
There would have been a shoe flying across the room
hitting me in the head.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Your ass would have been beat right there in the
terminal A hand would have beenon the side of my head.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
like no business, like beat.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
I mean, there's not one of us, there's not one of
you guys listening.
If you're at this age, there'snot one of you.
Most of your parents would havebeat the crap out of you, would
have beat the crap out of you.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Yeah, they would have smacked the shit out of you
right there.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah, there's just.
I mean there's no way.
But I was watching these kidsand all they were doing the
whole time is they're runningaround, they're just banging
into stuff, throwing things,dumping their stuff all over the
floor, and these parents haveabsolutely no control on them.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Yeah, that's bullshit .
Yeah, I mean, first of all,it's bullshit for everybody in
the terminal.
Everybody that's there andeverybody that's around them is
like there's a limit to of like,of what everybody will like say
okay, we understand, you know,like kids can be kids and
everything.
But when you get the kids thatare like, be on that level, like

(19:21):
that threshold of tolerance forpublic tolerance, and you know
that they're out of control,it's like you want to be like
what the hell like, please.
You know this is.
this is the reason why we needlicenses for people having kids
and stuff you know, like I mean,that's what people start
thinking, like these are so like, these are freaking damien kids
.
You know, like why are youbreeding?

Speaker 2 (19:43):
they're reading books about raising kids and they
should use the damn book.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
yeah, their kid Well you know it's all about
retention, right.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
What do you retain for when I beat your ass with
this book?
I mean, because those kids, man, they were just completely out
of sorts, man, it was absolutelycrazy.
Okay.
So I looked across to thisother guy.
So he's sitting over there.
You're going to love this oneand you've seen this a thousand
times.
Guy sits over by himself,somebody else walks up.

(20:12):
There's like 10 to 12 seats.
Right Person sits right next tohim, right next to him, right
next to him.
And you know it's just funnywatching a person's like their
reaction.
You know what I mean whenyou're sitting there and you
look at the person that had beensitting there for a while and
this person just sits down.
Now, if it was full yeah, if itwas full you could get that,

(20:34):
right.
I mean, cause you're sittingdown the seats are full.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
It's the same thing like on the plane, like you know
.
Have you seen the like when youget two perfect strangers and
we got a fairly empty plane orwhatever and you have this two
stranger and the one guy's got amiddle seat and other guys got
like the window and they'resitting next to each other?

Speaker 2 (20:50):
and they don't know each other.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Like they're perfect strangers and stuff, and you can
see there's a level ofuncomfortableness happening and
it's like you're like.
You know you can.
You can slide over a seat.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
You'd say that, but you know it's funny watching.
It's actually funny becauseyou're looking at this guy that
had been sitting there and youcould tell he's just completely
uncomfortable.
He went from being comfortablebecause he's like I got my space
, to being completelyuncomfortable because this
person— yeah, uncomfortable, andit also is kind of creepy too.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
It's like— why do you sit here right Like, do you—?

Speaker 2 (21:25):
But being the outside looking in, it's pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Yeah, there's some ulterior motives that are
happening here, like why are youtrying to get close to me, dude
?
I mean to me that's thatautomatic defense I put up Like
something like that, like nowI'm on high alert, right, but
your reaction?

Speaker 2 (21:43):
you don't even know that I'm watching you, though,
right, I mean, that's the coolthing you know when it comes to
like watching in an airport Ihave no idea that you're
actually watching.
That's why I get the biggestkick out of this, because, you
know, all these things havehappened in a matter of like
hours throughout the day indifferent airports, and okay.

(22:05):
So this one, the dog's walkingdown the airport, right, right,
the owner and everybody's oh,what's the dog so cute?
It starts pooping, right, ownerkeeps walking Sean.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
What and doesn't like stop to take care of the
business?
Nothing, they just like it'slike they were walking in the
neighborhood and dropped it in.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Yeah, yeah, just poop and go.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Left it there.
For the neighbors it's justyeah.
Well, somebody will clean thatup.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
It was a poop and go.
I'm looking at this dog and I'msitting there thinking, man,
that is freaking crazy and allthese people are watching this
dog poop and walk.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
First of all, like someone that witnessed it,
someone, it just takes oneperson.
It's kind of like that, uh,that video that we're doing,
just look at that video, thatone video about, like you know,
wires, what's that one person'sgoing to stand up for that one
other person?
Oh yeah, yeah, like I mean,that's kind of like that
situation.
Like you should somebody inthat damn airport should be like

(23:01):
listen, go take care of yourdogs, your dog, just shit over
there right, but you're notgoing to go tell them.
Get your ass back over there andclean it up.
Yeah, but you're not going todo it.
But nobody in the airport isgoing to do it.
They're just going to watch andbe like.
Dog shit's in the middle of theairport until somebody cleans
it up and you're like well, justshake your head and just keep
it on.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
That's what I said, but this goes on every single
day when we're sitting there andanother one right Going into
the men's bathroom.
This is a big one for me, bigbig one.
Men, listen, and I want you toknow that there are guys like me
that notice this.
You don't wash your damn hands,oh gross.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
It happens probably in the women's bathroom too.
I mean I'm sure women in themen's bathroom I don't care In
the men.
I mean I'm sure I don't care Ina man's bathroom.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
I'm washing, sean, and I'm not shitting you.
If I could sit there and say Iwould say probably maybe four If
you're doing four out of six.
Four out of six, two of themwash their damn hands.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Yeah, I was about to say about 25%.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
I was sitting there and I'm like you guys are just
absolutely freaking nasty.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
So I have this buddy that you know you're talking
about like making sure you washafterwards, right?
Yeah, I have a buddy thatwashes before and after.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
And the reason why he washes before and after because
it's like this.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
He's like I don't.
He says I don't know wherethese have been.
I can get that.
And he's not talking about hisJohnson, he's talking about his
hands.
Like all the shit that we touchthroughout the day and all this
stuff we don't know like howmuch, community germs and all
kinds of bacteria.
Yeah, am I going to touch?
This Is my John before beforeyou know, I need to clean, clean

(24:41):
, clean utensil to work with.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Some kind of growth going on.
He's like where in the hell didthat come from?
Then he gets done and he goesover and washes his hand and
back to his life.
Man, wash your damn handsbecause, like I say, people like
me, they notice that your nastyass is in there and not washing
your hands.
And that's one of the mostdisgusting things and I see that
all the time in the men'sbathroom.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Absolutely drives me crazy.
Yeah, that kind of reminds me.
That whole story I just toldyou reminded me of Ally McBeal.
Remember Ally McBeal?

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Oh yeah, Did you watch it?
Yeah, I remember that one.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
The quirky little lawyer dude that, like he,
always, like I, have to have aclean flush.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
I don't remember that .

Speaker 1 (25:18):
He had put a remote control on one of the toilets
where it, like, would flushbefore he went in, so he had a
nice clean bowl to go to.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Oh my Nope, but I didn't remember that.
But then okay, so I come out ofthe bathroom, sit back down and
all you got to do is take alook around this guy you just
said it up in his nose.
How do you do that?
I mean seriously, how do you dothat?
I mean, you're in a publicplace, there's people around and
you just go all the way up inyour nose like you're touching

(25:48):
part of your brain.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
When people think that sit around in public areas
and this goes for, like I think,one of the worst.
I think I've read somewherewhere it's like one of the worst
places where people think thatthey're not being watched is
like driving in their car.
But people like how many timeshave you seen people picking
down like freaking, digging,trenching in their nose, going
down highways?

Speaker 2 (26:08):
But what would make you think, in an airport, the
surround of people that nobody'swatching, like nobody's
watching, dude, and then youtake it.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
And then you take, you wipe in your pants you wipe
in your pants, dude, we've seenthem eat it.
Yeah, you've seen them wipingthe pans.
I you know, back in the day,when we always used to like
collect all the newspapers onthe plane, I stopped collecting
them after a while because onetime I was sitting there and
here's a dude mining for goldand he, freaking, wipes the damn

(26:34):
thing on a paper, like, kind oflike, puts it on a paper and
like it turns a page and keepsreading.
I'm, like you, nasty.
So.
So, booker, booker, papers is Idon't like.
I don't like to rereadanybody's, because you don't
know what little jewels you'llbe left.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
You guys just remember this when you think
that nobody is watching you, man, somebody is watching you all
the time and crew members, weabsolutely love love to people
watch when we're in an airportand we have sit time.
It's a lot of fun.
But this last one before wemove on Smelly clothes, sean.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Smelly clothes Smelly people.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
This was campfire clothes, though.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Campfire clothes.
Yeah, oh, it had that real woodburn Bad.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
I mean you know they come in, it's like grungy
looking and you know they justsmell really bad.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Well, those are those .
You know, I don't want tostereotype, but those are those
granola people that are outthere going.
We're going to go on a trip andI'm going to go on my little
vacation.
I'm going to go camping.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Burning the incense.
You can smell.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
They're going to be going out there doing their
little camping trip.
They jump on their masstransportation, get out to the
woods, hike camp.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Smell like they rub their body with coals.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
So they're out there for a week and everything, and
then they decide they're goingto come on home and just like
nobody's going to know wherethey've been.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Smelly stinky funky people man.
Right man I'm telling you guystake a bath, man, because you've
got to get next to somebody.
But anyway, this was a reallyshitty two-day trip.
I was delayed.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
All the weather in Houston was absolutely horrible
man, it was horrible I got totell you, man, I bet you many of
our listeners will be like gee,stop going on multiple-day
trips.
Every time you go we getstories.
I'm not done.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
My ass didn't get into Houston and then I got to
Houston.
I'm going to get through thisdelay.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
So I got to Houston.
So I got to Houston.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
I was supposed to go right on there.
Nope, I was delayed another twoand a half damn hours getting
back into Cleveland.
So folks just realize this Evenif you're not a flight
attendant, if you're not a crewmember, man, we go through the
shit sometimes and it is no funat all.
It is no fun and our ass isdelayed all damn day long and it

(28:45):
is no fun.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
And for the majority of the industry out there.
It's like we're just sittingaround not getting paid I mean,
anybody that's out therelistening to this and doesn't
know too much about the airlineindustry and flight attendants
don't normally get paid forsitting around Any pilots as
well, I mean.
So it's like I mean, every timea delay is affecting you, we're
you know, try putting yourselfin your workplace and say, okay,

(29:10):
you know what.
We need you to sit here foranother three hours and not get
paid, and then you can go backto work.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Just remember this, folks, and I'm telling you if
you're thinking about doingsomething nasty in an airport,
trust me, there's somebody likeme, somebody like Sean is
looking directly at you andwe're going to catch you doing
whatever it is.
So, whatever you think aboutdoing, think twice if it's going
to be something nasty, becausewe're probably sitting right
across from you.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Or you're going to be teaching those little nasty-ass
kids that are running aroundthe airport nasty things too,
Digging up your nerves yeah,exactly, okay.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
hey, did you see that video of that flight attendant
throat-punching that guy on theairplane?
He was grabbing that girl'shair.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yeah, yeah, he was like reaching across the aisles,
like they were at a window seator whatever, but he was like
kind of.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
I don't know the whole Psychotic episode.
He was having some psychoticepisode and he just wouldn't let
go of her hair.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
It was the flight attendant having a psychotic
episode.
No, no, no, the passenger.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
The passenger.
Right, the passenger was havinga psychotic episode and he
wouldn't let go of this girl'shair, and this flight attendant
started throat punching him onthe side.
Actually, what he was trying todo was get him to release his
hand.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Oh gotcha yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Crazy video man.
I mean, you don't see too manyvideos of actually crew members
striking somebody?
No, no Right.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
I mean, you don't yeah, although we need to be
doing it more.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
How did I know that was coming from you?
I knew it was coming.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
I mean, it's just a natural thought of mine Like,
yeah, we should be Throatpunching.
Yeah, can you imagine, like newworld Tomorrow.
We flipped a switch and noweverything that's out there in
the world.
Instead of passengersmisbehaving, it's like flight
attendants misbehaving on aplane.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Oh yeah, what happened on today's flight?
Hey, did you see that one?
He throat punched him.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
What does he want?
You see that girl kick thatdude in the balls.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Yeah, this guy though .
Man he did man, he throatpunched this guy.
He broke and the guy releasedthe guy's hair.
Don't know exactly what wasgoing on, but it was a pretty
intense video.
Like I said, you don't seevideos of crew members punching
somebody.
No, there's a lot more to thatstory.
We'll have to get back to it.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Not videos of employed flight attendants.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Yeah, that's true of employed flight attendants.
Yeah, that's true, but I thinkon his defense he was actually
doing something, because thisguy was trying to rip this
girl's hair.
He did what he had to do to getthe guy to break his grip.
I give him props, man.
It looked like a crazy video,but you guys might have to check
that one out.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Always two sides of the story right.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
All right.
Did you see that plane in Riothat hit that truck during
takeoff?

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Yeah, man, that was nasty Like the tail of the truck
.
The plane had that big old,gigantic hole in it and stuff.
I mean talk about scary.
I can't even imagine likeyou're going down the runway,
taking off rumbling, shaking theplane.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
And you see a truck, you start rotating.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
But but imagine, like the bit, the flight tents in
the back of that freaking plane.
Yeah, when that hit whoa, Ican't even imagine the sound
that that made when, like theyimpacted that truck and that
that truck driver I'm sure shithis pants but okay, how did he
survive, man?
It's sheer the top of thattruck.
And what?
Why was he under?
He had to dive.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
He had to dive down that seat because there's no way
.
I mean they showed the pictureof that truck and that top of it
was off.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Yeah, I mean I'm going to tell you right now, I
used to have my airport licenseto drive around the airport and
you have to take a driver's testand all this stuff for the
airport.
I don't know if you know that.
So anybody that drives on anairport, there's all these rules

(32:54):
and stuff to do.
But I mean, I mean crossing arunway with the first of all,
there's not too many situationsin any airports around america
or around the world where you'recrossing a runway with a, you
know, a truck well, I believeit'll be his last time, probably
.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
I don't think.
I don't think he will cross anymore runways at all.
He'll be lucky if he ever getslet on the airport ground.
I don't think he will cross anymore runways at all.
He'll be lucky if he ever getslet on the airport ground.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
I don't even think that the employer needed to fire
him.
He probably just said I haveenough of this shit, I am done.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
I'm done Right.
Nine lives my ass just gettingout.
You know, at that point if youdrove a truck and an airplane
hit it, you might just go getyour bag.
Yeah, if your truck could stilldrive just drive.
I resign because you alreadyknow what's next, because your
ass ain't going to be back onthe airport.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Yeah, get on LinkedIn and start looking for a new job
Definitely man because you'redone.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Hey, did you see that ?
Okay, the other aircraftcolliding in Scottsdale.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Oh, dude, that was nasty man, did you?
I mean the?
The plane like came off highspeed and freaking, hit that
other plane like it was.
I was like wow, and you knowthat's.
That goes to show you like allthese incursions that we're
talking about don't just happenin like populated airports,
because scott dale's,scottsdale's airport, this
airport that happened into, isan executive airport.

(34:09):
It's not you're getting nothing, but like it was a Learjet that
hit a golf stream and you know,if you know your planes and
stuff, you know the size of theplanes, but you know these
things happen everywhere.
So it's, and it's not justcommercial flights that are out
there, it's happening actuallyto, you know, all these private
flights as well as, uh, anyanybody that's out there flying

(34:30):
anything with the airlines,though it just seems bigger
because you know, there's somany car accidents that happen
every day and and people reallydon't think about them.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
As soon as a plane, anything happens with a plane,
everybody, everybody, eyes arebig, they start freaking out,
they start saying all theseother things, but they don't
realize how many, thousands uponthousands of flights every
single day and you're going tohave incidents.
I mean, you're definitely goingto have incidents.
You don't want them but you'regoing to have them and you know,

(34:58):
in the last couple weeks we'vehad quite a few, unfortunately.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
You know, every week there's something happening.
It is crazy it has been.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
I mean it has been for the last couple weeks.
I mean definitely.
But you know it runs like that.
We always know that.
I mean we know that it runs inthrees, especially the bad ones.
I mean we always know that itruns in threes.
But these are just normalthings.
I mean, believe it or not, atruck getting hit a little
different, but they A truckgetting hit a little different
but they've hit like they hitcatering trucks and stuff like
that, or like the truck hittingthe plane.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
You know those things happen and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
But yeah, you just don't hear about that stuff.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
There's just so many flights out there, man.
There's just so many freakinghundreds of thousands of flights
that are happening every dayLike something's bound to happen
.
But trust me, now that we gotthis, you know internet and mass
communication happening, soeverybody in the world we can,
we know what's happening buttrust me, I'm telling you, if
it's more than a couple hours myass getting on a plane, I I
ain't driving oh yeah, I'm stillgoing safest way to travel.

(35:57):
Yeah, exactly, I can't I can'tstand.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
I can't stand taking those long drives anymore.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
I'm too damn old hey, you know you're talking about
this airline thing, the um.
So did you hear that?
Uh, that thing about thoseflight attendants being locked
up in that country?
They got over there and theydidn't have their visas, nope,
and the country like, put itlike, literally handcuffed them
and put them in jail.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Really.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Yeah, they were in jail US carrier no no, a us
carrier, uh, it wasinternational carrier, um, but
they were supposed to be goinginto the specific destination
that required them to havedocumentation like their visas
and stuff.
And if you're a flightattendant out there, you know,
or not a flight attendant, you,uh, you know the flight
attendants know if you're goinginternational.

(36:41):
Every international destinationrequires different type of
documentation and that'sconstantly like in an ebb and
flow, like always changing, likeover our career, like the
standard of which we travel,like if you go to Mexico, it
used to be, we used to have,like we had little Visa cards we
had to fill out yeah, formsyeah we had to return when we
left the country and things likethat.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
And then sometimes they didn't get the memo and you
show up and they're like, well,why don't you have all this?
And Sometimes they didn't getthe memo and you'd show up and
they're like why don't you haveall?

Speaker 1 (37:09):
this and I was like well, they told us we didn't
have to.
Exactly, you have to.
And this is the situation withthat airline.
They showed up and five oftheir crew members did not have
their visas that they weresupposed to have and, evidently,
like this visa was only likethey had to fill it out and it
was like a and these, theseflight attendants, were locked
up in like jail criminal,unbelievable we talked about

(37:32):
that.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Right, you're criminal.
So I mean, not enough.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Yeah, you're a criminal yeah, there's, there's,
there's all these incursionsand accidents and all that stuff
happened.
But there's all this other likeuh, logistical, uh things
happening in the world too, thatuh that you don't hear about
too often, but uh yeah let's go,hey man, let's talk with some,
uh, about some fun facts funfacts man.
Yeah, okay, let's get into funfacts.

(37:55):
Uh, so this week we you knowfun facts everywhere throw in it
every this week that we'retalking about right now,
february 11th.
Uh, it's officially Make aFriend Day and Don't Cry Over
Spilled Milk Day.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
That's a dumb one.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
You said this last week.
It's a dumb one.
There's a lot of dumb weeks 49years ago today.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
Right, sean, 49 years ago today was the first clip of
this show.
Do you remember what it was,lanny?

Speaker 1 (38:31):
and squiggy laverne and shirley laverne and shirley,
laverne and shirley 49 yearsago today schmazzle hopper, mega
corporator or something.
No, you screwed that up I don'tknow what it was.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
It was some little brewery or something, wasn't it
was.
It was some brewery orsomething, wasn't it?
It was Schlatz Brewery, schlatz.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Schlitz.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Yeah, remember, she liked the scooter pies with the
Pepsi.
Yeah, shirley, it was Laverne.
She liked the scooter pies,scooter pies yeah.
Lenny and Squiggy All right.
So 49 years ago today, laverneand Shirley.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Yeah, man, and then you know, obviously we got to
wish everybody out there, orhave had, a good Valentine's Day
.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Happy Valentine's.
Happy Valentine's Day toeverybody.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
I mean you're going to be hearing this episode and
it's going to be a few daysafter.
But happy Valentine's.
I hope everybody had a goodtime out there.
You have any Valentine's likelittle traditions that you do
with your wife or anything.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Nope.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Like there's anything special that you do.
Are you a person that you gether candy every year, or some
flowers or any of that stuff?

Speaker 2 (39:35):
You know she's gotten past that, though.
You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
It's, you know I know that you'll sit there, but no,
I wouldn't say that, no, no, no,I mean, I get it.
I'm not trying to call you outon anything.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
No, you're not calling me out.
I tell you if it was.
I mean, no, it's just not oneof those.
He's cheap.
Wait a minute.
Let's wait for Sean, becauseit's going to be a big damn deal
.
Sean's going to bring in theballoons and all kinds of shit.
No, no, Sean, tell me what yourtradition is.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Listen listen, this is the thing, I don't even get
the sweet tarts.
No, no, no, no, no, dude, firstof all, let me say my wife and
you and your wife, we are in thesame type of era of life, like
there comes a time in yourrelationship.
I've been married for 25 years.
You know where a lot of thesetraditional stuff, just like

(40:29):
it's like we roll over in bedand we wish each other a happy
valentine's day.
You know like it's that's,that's it.
You know we're, we're not.
You know like we don't have togo out and get it.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
God, I thought you were gonna have some stupid
thing that you do.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
You know some big thing, but I'm not finished with
this all right, so here it isso so we don't do that type of
thing.
But what we do too is we dolove the seasons, because right
now my wife's big hang up onvalentine's day, like when it's
coming up, like for the lastlike three weeks, you know the
stores are getting that candy inthe store and all the stuff and

(40:57):
her thing is cinnamon hearts,the brocks right, yeah, like, do
you like I'll go I'll go outand buy like six, ten bags of
those things.
really, yeah, I mean, you likeshe just went to the dentist and
the dentist was like there'ssomething wrong with your gums,
like there's something happeninghere that I don't see too often
, and they're like um, she'slike have you been like having

(41:19):
some problems with your gums?
And she's like, no, no, no, no.
You're like, uh, I've beenfeeling good.
And she's like well, this onlynormally happens, like when
people like eat like too much,like artificial cinnamon or
something, and she's like ohshit she's been killing this.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
I've been killing the cinnamon hearts, oh my god,
yeah, so like she loves that.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
And then there's one other thing, because in our
region of the country there'sthere's a chocolate company
called mally's, and mally's onlydoes this on specific holidays,
and Valentine's is one of them.
But, um, you can only buy thisand they're only good for two
days, which is which is crazy,but they sell chocolate covered
grapes.
It is unbelievable.

(41:58):
I'm not getting those dude, I'mtelling you right now still not
getting them.
I'm telling you, like tomorrowI'm going to be on, I'll be
going to Malley's, I'll pick upa box of chocolate-covered
grapes and they are there, Likeeverybody does, the
chocolate-covered strawberrytype of things.
But so Malley's is one of thosethings.
Like, we have this holiday herein this region of the country
called Sweetest Day, so they doit on that, and they also do it

(42:21):
on Valentine's, and I think theyalso do it one other holiday
they do it on.
I can't think of what it is,but anyways they just come up
with a whole bunch of shit.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
So we buy candy and shit, yeah, yeah yeah, it's a
candy store, that's what they do.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
They sell candy right but those are the things that
we don't do traditional stuff,we just do like we look forward
to the season of these type ofCinnamon bears.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
Yeah, dude, yours is sweet tarts, I know it, you've
been.
Yours is sweet tarts.
I can get that.
Any time More tart.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Yeah, I like the sweet tart, tangy, spicy.
You're more of the tart, right,but anyways.
So more fun facts, man,february 16th in 1968 was the
first ever 911 call made in theUS.
What was it?
I don't know what the call was.
What I found fascinating aboutthis is that you know within our

(43:13):
lifetime.
You know, I was born in 1965.
So in my lifetime they invented911.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
And you know, 911 now is like when it first started I
remember it was a kid.
You know, like 911 is reallylike a learning experience for
everybody.
They were just getting into it,like just getting into the, you
know, in the cities, in thebigger cities and stuff like
that, because it wasn'teverywhere.
You know, 911 was just likeinvented.
Now it's like everywhere.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
We use it all the time.
Yeah, I mean you're crazy asspeople Dude.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
I can.
I can fall over and my phonewill call my one automatically.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Like hit emergency emergency call it's.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
It's amazing Like the leap of technology has come
since 1968, that 911, but thankGod it's here, man.
It's helped so many people.
It's unbelievable.
And, and it's helped so manypeople.
It's unbelievable.
And props out to those 911operators because they don't get
enough credit.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Okay, last thing we're going to talk about with a
fun fact.
Did you know that ancient timesthe Olympics athletes performed
naked Dude?

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Why did we change that?

Speaker 2 (44:24):
I just thought that was funny.
I mean, why did?

Speaker 1 (44:26):
we change that tradition.
Why did they change that?
I just thought—.
I mean, why did we change thattradition?

Speaker 2 (44:29):
Why did they do it.
You know, when I actually seenthis, I thought, man, he's going
to get kicked out of this,Because could you imagine what
the attendance would be rightnow?
I know, but why did?

Speaker 1 (44:37):
they do it.
Do you know why they did it?

Speaker 2 (44:38):
No.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Because they thought that they should—with exposing
their body like that, they werecloser to God.
They were closer to god.
They were closer to god.
So that's, that's what.
It was the reason that they didit I know this.
The attendance level would beup but you said this is the last
one he's.
He's always funny about thiswhen we're talking about this is
the last one we're doing.
I got another one.

(44:59):
Okay, go ahead.
Well, here's another one.
Here's something else thathappened during our lifetime in
night.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Well, no take that now he's gonna say our lifetime
in night.
Well, no, take that.
I was going to say our lifetime, go ahead.
Take that one back.
I knew that, go ahead.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
But anyways, in 1923, they, uh, they found King Tut
1923, our lifetime.
But you know what I wasthinking was here in our
lifetime.
Do you remember this Likewasn't there, like this king tut
crazed during night, like likewhen we were in school?
There was this like king.
So they found him in 1923.

(45:33):
But then, like in the mid 80sor whatever, or even no mid 70s,
it was right, and they startedtouring around.
The king tut exhibit went allaround the country, like all
around everywhere, like bigcities, everywhere, people were
lining up for miles, just to seesome dead guy, see a mummy.
Yeah, and then Steve Martin madea song.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Right, yeah, he did yeah, but I'm not getting in
that line, man.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Yeah, his mama was something I don't know.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
All right, man, destination, destination.
Wait a minute, I'm having funhere.
It's a dead guy and a mummy.
Sean man, I mean seriously,ain't nobody going?

Speaker 1 (46:13):
to see this shit.
If you can't have fun with adead guy as a mummy, come on.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
That was funny, but I ain't going to see it.
Anyways, our destination man.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
This week we're going to touch on Indianapolis.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
I love that airport.
Our airport is cool.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
I like that.
Indy's new airport is so nice Imean it is laid out Big old
hangar like a huge hangar, Huge,huge, wide, when, like it's the
airport of the future, Likeright now, that airport will
sustain the future for a goodI'd say a good 20, 30 years
probably, I would think.
I can't imagine how much biggerplanes can be, but they're going

(46:52):
to get bigger, I'm sure.
But yeah, a cool, cool airport.
And one of the cool thingsthere is that inside that
airport, if you want to get areally good meal and have a
little taste of Indianapolis,one of the featured food places
that I love going to that youmust go to in Indianapolis is St

(47:12):
Elmo's, and St Elmo's is famousfor this shrimp cocktail.
Have you ever eaten there?

Speaker 2 (47:17):
No.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Okay, I'm going to tell you right now.
You like shrimp cocktail.
Mm-hmm Shrimp cocktail.
This one, in fact.
They sell the St Elmo's shrimpcocktail sauce at Costco.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Is it a fire sauce?

Speaker 1 (47:32):
It's not a fire sauce , it's like that cocktail sauce,
but it's got triple thehorseradish.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
So like a fire sauce, st Elmo's fire.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Yeah, it will light your nose up, dude St Elmo's
fire shooting out your nose.
It's good you got it going on,it is so good.
But you can get that rightthere at the airport too.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
You got to miss that for a minute.
Yeah, no, I got you.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
I had full effect.
I saw your dragon ass acrosshere, shooting fire out your
nose.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
I know son.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Anyways.
But St Elmo's downtown is likea very famous steakhouse that is
in Indianapolis and likeeverybody, anybody that comes to
Indianapolis, they go to StElmo's and have a good steak and
they're joined with a.
They have another sisterrestaurant that's right next to
them but they serve thiscocktail always.
Like that's the thing to do.

(48:22):
A lot of people just like stopin there to have a cocktail and
in this shrimp cocktail as well.
But anyways, the other thing inIndianapolis a must do that you
I would highly recommend if youwere ever around a Memorial day
and have the chance toexperience the Indianapolis 500,
the Indianapolis Speedway is anevent and a place to see.

(48:42):
I mean how big it is andexciting.
I mean I went there for thefirst time in my life and
unfortunately the hottest daythat Indianapolis 500 was ever
done on and it was baking hot.
But to see those cars, man.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
To feel those cars, to feel them, to see them, to
hear them.
That's the crazy part, man.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
You just the power that's coming off that track.
You just can't believe it.
Like it is a spectacle, it'slike something that you need to
experience, and it's one thingto see them on TV and see them
going around in circles.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Your body can actually feel it.
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
I mean, they're like vroom vroom, vroom, I mean, and
how loud it is, wow, it's cool.
But I have a brother-in-lawthat his whole family they go
there every year and like theyhave a I think they're in turn
three and they have thesebleacher seats that they've been
there and they come there andthey're there the whole day
because it's a whole day show.
I mean it's a spectacle, butthey have like the military

(49:39):
flyovers for the race and allthat good stuff.
Definitely do that.
Other thing to do in umIndianapolis is it has one of
the most amazing um children'smuseums and uh, if you get a
chance and I don't care ifyou're a kid or adult or
whatever this thing's like fivefloors and it has an experience
that's all indoors.
It has all this like cool, cool, like history of um

(50:03):
Indianapolis in there, as wellas all this like cool scientific
you know it's a children'smuseum all a lot of hands-on
type of stuff.
But in addition to that outsideof it they have a whole outdoor
experience for them too.
That's like this experience ofsports.
So they got, of course, you gotbasketball in Indiananda and
they got footballs.

(50:23):
You can kick field goals thereand stuff like that.
They got golf.
They've got, they've got these,these go-karts that you pedal.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
It's a big family day .

Speaker 1 (50:32):
It's a huge experience, but you can be an
adult, a kid or whatever, andeverybody can experience it.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
That's you, an adult, and a kid.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Dude, you've got to be a kid.
Sometimes You've got to go back.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
You never left, why leave?

Speaker 1 (50:47):
You didn't, man.
I'm telling you you did notleave.
Have you ever seen the movie?
If Nope, yeah, man, if you wantto see a really fun movie about
being a kid, If it's fun.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
I don't have to, man, I know you.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Other thing to do in Indianapolis is there's a few
other food places that I wouldhighly recommend.
There is one that this is howcrazy the experience is.
It is called cake bake.
Cake bake is gotten so famousin Indianapolis that it's like
this.
I would describe it as kind oflike a a little girls like tea

(51:22):
house experience type of thing.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
When they were kids.
Remember those cake bake those,those small cake bake, cake
bake right.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Okay, so it's cake bake.
But, what they did is they tookthis and this lady took this and
took it to the freaking moon.
I mean this place is decked outbeyond.
I mean it's like you know, likethe Christmas decorations come
out like every year and likeit's just like magical, like
this store is like that everyyear and they seasonally changed

(51:49):
the whole entire size.
I mean it is the most amazingplace.
But the food is unbelievableand they do their, their cakes
there.
Oh man, I mean they have likeseven layer cakes and and I'm
not talking about one likethey'll like 15, 20 different
cakes, cookies, candies andeverything.

(52:09):
Their big, like signature thingis they sprinkle it with like
gold dust and so, like the girlscome in there and they'll have
eating, like they'll have likelittle juices and stuff and
they're like, well, let mesprinkle it with gold dust and
they'll like sprinkle the duston their hair Like it's so great
, it's so great, but this is howbig it is.
It's so big that Disney has nowasked them to come to Disney
Really.

(52:29):
So Cake Bake is actually goingto be in Disney World somewhere
someday and it's an experience,yeah.
But so if you get a chance tovisit one of the there's two
locations in Indianapolis of theCake Bake.
Definitely check it out.
And I mean to get into a place.
To be honest with you, you needlike a reservation a year it
out.
And I mean to get into theplace.
To be honest with you, you needlike a reservation a year but

(52:50):
you can walk in and get you knowcakes and stuff anytime, but
just to sit in there eat youneed about a good three, four
months to you know, get areservation, but anyways, um,
and then the one last thing isthat you got a cool, you know
brick oven pizza place.
They're called basbo.
That's right downtown I love, Ilove brick oven and I mean they
have, like any, all kinds offunky toppings and all that good

(53:11):
stuff to put onto it.
So yeah, basbo pizza man.
So what's the quote, man?

Speaker 2 (53:15):
let's what's the quote this way you know, even
even this week, man, it was justabsolutely crazy about, you
know, with the people watchingand all the different things,
and goes going back to thatagain.
Real quick.
Folks, just remember thisthere's always always someone
watching, you Remember thatAlways somebody watching man.

(53:36):
So here's a quote.
If it's important to you,you'll find a way.
If it's not, you'll find anexcuse.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Yes, that is very true Right.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
You'll find excuses, don't find excuses.
Find answers, man.
That's life right.
Let's stop this snowball effectof shit and me and you get on a
better track.
Hey, listen guys.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Well, unfortunately, I don't know if we're going to
stop the snow.
It's snowing outside right now.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Yeah, I know, but listen, it's been a lot of fun,
had a lot of fun talking.
I hope my next trip is a lotbetter than the last one.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Stay away from those multiple days.
Let's just try to keep thoseturns.
Just go down, get your shitdone and come back home.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
Yeah, I'm on a two-day trip next.
All right, guys.
You guys have a great week, man.
It was a lot of fun, a lot offun.
We'll see you next time onCabin.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
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