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Shawn and G delve into the comedy of domestic life as they explore the universal struggle of marriage and decision-making. Shawn hilariously recounts his home renovation woes, where his meticulously researched plans keep evolving under his wife's scrutiny—with each change mysteriously inflating the budget. Their authentic back-and-forth captures the evolution from those early "whatever you want" relationship days to the reality of long-term partnership.

The conversation shifts to meaningful territory as G reflects on turning 59, offering surprisingly profound insights about aging. "Time is currency," he muses, noting how our perspective fundamentally changes when we recognize life's finite nature. The hosts share wisdom gained through experience: the futility of trying to change others, the liberating power of letting go, and finding unexpected joy in simple natural beauty. These reflections provide a thoughtful counterpoint to the show's characteristic humor.

Travel news brings the duo to the Burning Man festival, where 70,000 people recently gathered in the Nevada desert—paying up to $1,200 for the privilege of experiencing extreme conditions, dust storms, and the now-infamous "Orgy Dome." Their incredulous analysis of the festival's appeal showcases their talent for finding humor in cultural phenomena. Equally entertaining is their takedown of Frontier Airlines' proposal to eliminate jet bridges in favor of stair boarding, with the hosts drawing on their extensive airline experience to explain why this is spectacularly misguided ("The flight attendant at the front door is freaking frozen. They look like Jack Nicholson from The Shining!").

The episode rounds out with lottery fantasies, airport bathroom etiquette rants, and the bizarre story of Chuck E. Cheese getting arrested. Throughout it all, Shawn and G maintain their signature chemistry—finishing each other's thoughts, playfully challenging one another, and creating an atmosphere that makes listeners feel like they're simply hanging out with old friends, discussing life's absurdities over drinks.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
What's worse pulling a nerve in your neck, being
stuck in a six-hour flight withno working toilets, or walking
into Burning man orgy domethinking it's a Starbucks?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Starbucks, at least the no-toilet flight gives you a
bottle.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
The dome that's emotional trauma with foam on
top and Frontier saysstairboarding is the future, so
I guess we all need hiking bootsnow.
Gold medals.
If you survive Cleveland inJanuary, forget medals.
I want a heated bus pass.
And if you win $1.3 billion,what's the first thing you do?

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Easy.
I'd buy an airline Just so Icould personally throw people
off if you clapped when you land.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yes, and finally, justice at 36,000 feet.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Coming up Burning man , chaos, migraines that knock
you flat and, yes, chuck ECheese in handcuffs.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
All this next on Cabin Pressure with Sean and G.
Hey everyone, welcome.

(01:23):
This is Cabin Pressure.
What is going?

Speaker 2 (01:26):
on my brother from a different mother.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
From a different mother baby.
I'm here, buddy Dude.
What's going?

Speaker 2 (01:33):
on.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
We had to change it up a little bit this week,
didn't we?
We got to shock people.
They're like whoa.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Wait a minute, what's going on?
They're waiting for Shawnee'sentrance, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
G's intro in did you have one?
No, you didn't have one, right,I always can make one, all
right, right?
Hey, man dude, I wanted to talkthis week about, man, you know,
making decisions with yourspouse.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, good luck what decisions first of all?
What decisions you're talkingabout?
Any decisions again, good lucklike.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
I've been going through these projects.
I've been talking about it.
Last week I'm working onprojects in the house, trying to
get my house all queued up forthe future and all that stuff,
and every time I do it talkabout one little project.
All of a sudden I think I'vegot it researched and I got it
all put together and I'mthinking, man, this is great,

(02:26):
this is fantastic.
She's going to really like thisand all this stuff.
And you walk in and you like,explain it to them and they're
like you know, I don't like it.
She doesn't say I don't like it.
She's like can you change this?
She didn't like it.
Can you it?

(02:48):
Can you change this about it?
I didn't like it.
She's like, like, like.
Every time the changes now,this is my wife every time the
change happens, for some reason,the price of the project
continues to grow.
I'm like why is the change getmore expensive?
Every time I'm like, gettingyour input in this like.
I'm like can we just do thissimple?
Sometimes it's wild man.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Okay now here's something that's funny.
Go back to when you first metRight.
She agreed with everything.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah Right, we were both very agreeable.
Do you want to go out to eathere?

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Oh yeah, let's go to get a burger.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, very agreeable.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah, to go here.
Oh yeah, no problem, we'll stayout.
Whatever, I'm good yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Right now.
What do you think?

Speaker 2 (03:28):
about this.
I don't like it.
Yeah, I don't like it, it's no,not that good yeah.
Yeah, you know, and it remindsme.
I just seen a video it wasactually funny, you were talking
about that.
Did you see that video of theguy they're out shopping and
she's picking potatoes out andshe's putting in the bag?
He's videotaping this and andhe is grabbing a potato out of
her bag that she picked and he'slike what do you think about
this one?
She's like, oh no, and puts itback and then he grabs out of

(03:50):
her bag again and what do youthink about this one?
No, you can't pick them outdude, that's what happens.
It doesn't matter, I mean assoon as that's what happens as
soon as you spend a lot of timetogether, it doesn't matter.
They're in that personal say.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
I don't like it yeah, I don't like it I want this
right.
So I mean, we're like I've beengoing on a week now, or more
than a week, trying to likefigure out this deck, and then
she's changed through some likenew things, like she'll see
pictures and she's like oh, Ilike that idea let's do that too
.
I know I like that one too.
Let's do that too.
And I'm like sean, what't you?

Speaker 2 (04:23):
come up with these ideas, cha-ching, cha-ching.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
I'm like stop, stop, we got to just do it.
Anyways, man, it was just myweek and what's been happening
and all this stuff.
I didn't do any flying thisweek, so what's been?

Speaker 2 (04:39):
going on with you.
I'm still imagining you shakingyour head, going through you,
with you.
I'm still imagining you shakingyour head going through you
know when, when, you, when youdo this and you have these
projects and you have this list,and you're like oh yeah, I got
it all set.
All I got to do is just showher and then, all of a sudden,
you start checking off.
Nope, nope, nope.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
I want a new, like one another thing I'm like I
want a new golf cart, like we,you know, we live in the golf
cart community, so I want a newgolf cart.
So I'm thinking, okay, you know, I'm gonna I get.
I got the bells and whistleshere right.
This is the coolest golf cartwe went out test driving.
She's like I don't like this.
Nope, I don't like this, nope.
You know what she didn't likethe golf cart I picked out, like
this new one.
It was like totally loaded, allthe bells and whistles, had

(05:17):
lights in the ceiling, the colorit's got the sound system.
Nope, not the color dude,because I can get the collar
right.
We can get the whole cushiondidn't feel right, no, not the
cushion.
Well, there was one piece on thecushion there was.
It was a little bit too uprightfor her, the seat was, and then
.
But the biggest thing that waslike the no seller, like we're
not buying that card.
It didn't have ball holders forthe golf balls, so on to the

(05:45):
next brand cha-ching.
Yeah, that's what happens, mangood luck.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
So what's what happened with you?
I'm turning 59 man.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
When this podcast airs, I will be 59 years old 59
years old yeah, and it's likelike I just see the gray getting
grayer every like it's throughthis whole year, like your side
of your head's getting grayer.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
You're moving into elderly ages and, as the
sunlight is coming, casking offyour, your gray, I can see it
too.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, yeah yeah, wait till you start getting those
envelopes from aarp.
I already got them right.
Yeah, I'm not opening them, Ialready got it.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
I was.
I was thinking about.
I'm a true blue Virgo.
What are you?
I'm Gemini.
Okay, true blue.
I mean, I'm the most criticalperson about myself.
Do you ever think about thatwith your Zodiac?

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Dude, I'm like, first of all I'm not a big Zodiac
person, I mean, but I grew uplike this is funny because my
mom was a big Zodiac person andshe was like, when we were
growing up there was a lot.
Remember getting a paper andlike every day.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah, read your Zodiac.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, let's read my Zodiac Maybe even die with it.
What's going to happen to metoday.
And some newspaper, san JoseBee, was telling us what was
going to happen today.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
It's a day you better stay in, don't go outside.
Wait a minute, it's sunny out.
No, I'm not, I mean, it's justironic that I mean a little bit
about the Zodiac.
I am really critical of myself,but you know, I was looking at
this and I was thinking what'sthe difference?
Because how old are you now?

Speaker 1 (07:22):
60.
See, you're older, I am olderand wiser.
Oh, you forgot that part.
I'm wiser too, nope.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
But I was thinking when you hit the 59, 60, I was
thinking about how do I thinknow that I didn't think when I
was younger and I realized isthat time, time right?

Speaker 1 (07:46):
yeah, time is like currency oh, hell, yeah, you
know, I mean that's, that's uhon your.
It's like when you, when youhit that age, you start thinking
.
I'm starting to think and it'slike, like what's the retainer
of my time?
Like how, what's the remainderof my?
time that I got here like howmuch more time and like that's

(08:06):
been coming up when theseprojects I'm doing, I'm doing
the back deck right now and I'mlike, uh, you know, the guy's
coming down.
He's like you know, oh yeah,these boards, they're warrantied
for, uh, 25 years.
And then he like comes out, ohyeah, and these are warrantied
for 50, and I'm like I don'tneed that shit.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Like I I'm not going to be around for 50 more years.
This is the official age.
That shit start going wrong.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Right.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Right, I mean when you're waking up, you're like
damn, I'm past that age.
I know, but you wake up andeverything hurts, or?
You're sore, you know, for alittle bit longer than normal.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
But you know, I was thinking about other things that
changed in your head and thiswas funny.
Now here's ironic.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
What's that?

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Trying to change a person, oh no, that rarely works
, doesn't it?
That never works.
I've been trying to change yourass for how many years?

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Dude, it doesn't work .
Does not work.
We can influence each other tobe uh, be swayed, to like think
about things, but we didn'tchange what their the outcome
probably is going to be right,you just have to accept them
right, you just accept what itis like.
You know, like I mean like thislast year.

(09:20):
You know all this politics andstuff happening like there's how
many of our?
You know all this politics andstuff happening Like there's how
many of our friends.
You know that don't see thingsour way, you know, and we just,
you just either.
You know this is it.
Does that them Move on.
Right, we agree to disagree,you move on.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
I don't like that.
When they say they agree todisagree.
It's kind of like an oxymoronwe just disagree and that's okay
.
Though disagreeing, that's okaythough it's okay, if you
disagree, I'm fine with thatright.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
But you're not okay with agreeing to disagree.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
No, I mean, I just disagree with the person, I
don't agree with them.
But it's okay that I don'tagree with you and that's fine.
But I'm not going to argue apoint, because there's no sense
in arguing, because they're notgoing to see the way we see it.
I know, but that is what agreeto disagree means.
I understand that what it means.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
This is why I'm a year older and smarter.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Do you see what I'm talking about, right?
You can't change a person, youcan't change them.
No, no, no, no.
But it's sad though it's sad,it's so sad that you know,
especially in the politics oftoday, that people can't just
have their own opinion.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Well, people can have their own opinion.
The problem is, is that like,uh, right now, because we, you
know, the internet is really?
I blame the internet, likebecause news and communication
travels so fast in this day andage, like everything is
exploited and, uh, you know,enhanced to out of control?
Well, so like I mean when wewere growing up, like the same
things that are happened today,like in order for us to get the
news, it could only come througheither the TV or a printed

(10:53):
newspaper which is a very slowmethod of you know communication
, whereas now any Joe could belike tweet boom.
here it is.
You know, trump's dead Right.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
You know and you're like what you know, like a
stupid.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Yeah, it's just like.
But anybody has that authorityto pass on news right right now,
because there's no control ofwho who can put it out there and
who can't, because everybodyhas their say the sad fact,
though, truly is that theyreally don't care, Sean.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
They really don't.
I mean they'll yell whatevertheir belief, but they really
don't care.
They don't.
I mean, you know, you can, youcan we can argue.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
What do you mean by don't care?

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Well, you know a person that sits there and
they'll say I don't likesomething, but as far as like
something going on in the world,they really they don't even
educate themselves on it.
Yeah, but I mean, they don'tcare to the point to educate
themselves and to actually knowwhat's going on with it.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah, I agree there.
So they don't care to take thetime, energy and effort to
educate themselves and see bothsides of the story.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Right and then make an educated decision.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Right, yeah, like I'm in agreement that people need
to let in.
And when you get to that point,like if you don't agree with
the way I see it, I'm cool withthat too.
Like at least you've done yourhomework, or at least you can
like we both see that we've allboth done our homework and we
agree to you.
Know, our opinions are ouropinions right?

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Right, okay.
Next one is letting go.
This is a tough one for me.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
I'm not going to say too much.
This is true.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
It is.
It is.
It's a tough one.
No, I'm, if my wife is hereright now.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
she'd like smack me upside the head.
She's like you are the worstwith that, like my biggest fault
.
I mean, I'm going to tell youright now my biggest fault, and
it's hard to say because this islike something like you know
one.
I want to be forgiving, but it'shard to let go, like it's hard

(13:07):
to not remember these hurts oryou know, or the trauma of
whatever is happening, and tojust let it go and forgive.
And my wife is always on me.
You know you need to forgivepeople, you need to let it go,
you need to keep going and dudeit's hard.
It's hard because I remember it.
I don't care as much as it likeyou get in that certain

(13:29):
situation, you still remember itlike open up the toilet seat
and not putting it down.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Okay, well, you need to let go let it go.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
But no, there's certain things are more, a
little bit heavier and moremeaning.
I know I just said throw it outthere I'd throw that out there.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
But no, it's true, letting go is probably one of
the hardest things to do, butthey say it's the most powerful
thing to let go, and I canunderstand it because it causes
so much stress with yourself.
If you don't and I dounderstand that, but it's one of
the hardest things to do.
The other thing I do not have.
I love this one.
I don't have to prove shit toanybody, no, and I'm sitting

(14:08):
across the person Same person Ihaven't proved shit to in my
whole life.
You know, I don't have to proveanything to anybody anymore.
I don't.
I love that one.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
No, dude, you know what.
Here's my thing.
I don't have to prove anythingto anybody, but you know what I
do.
Like like my wife would tellyou like and many people that
know me like I like praise,right.
I like when people tell me thatI did a good job.
I like when people you knowthat's, that's me, that's um,
it's ingrained in me, like I'm.
I'm seeking that even, likewhen I go to, when I'm in school

(14:40):
right now, like my instructors,they know that I'm seeking
praise for what I'm doing, likeI don't know what that is about
me or whatever, but you knowit's because I want to do good,
right.
I want to be the best person Ican be.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Well, you put so much into whatever you're doing I
mean, I can attest to thatAnything that I've ever seen you
do you put a lot of time intoit.
So all it is is that you justwanted the acknowledgement of
the time that you put into it.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
It's not like this huge.
You don't ever look for thishuge pat on the back.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
No, it's just an acknowledgement.
I don't need medals, I don'tneed trophies.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Yeah, it's just an acknowledgement to the time that
you put into it and it's anappreciation.
I into it and it's anappreciation.
I know exactly where you'regoing with that and that's it.
That's you, I mean, you're notlooking for anything more than
that.
But here's the last one.
And truly believe this is now.

(15:39):
I love the simplicity and thebeauty of a sunrise and sunset
and I never did when I wasyounger, I mean never did.
You knew the sun came up sunset.
But now, when you're, you know,I look across the backyard and
the dews on the grass and you'relooking at the sun coming up.
It's just absolutely gorgeous.
There's nothing out there, nosounds, and it's just beautiful
coming up.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
That's why I love my backyard, just because of that,
like in the morning, like I canwalk out of my uh, you know, my
balcony here, my deck, and it isjust so peaceful.
It's ridiculous.
And so I just, I mean I'm intotal agreement with you Because
one the artist in me is alwayslike finding the beauty in it.

(16:17):
You know, like I'm like I wantto save that picture, like I
want other people to see whatI'm seeing, right?
So you know, I, I totally getthat difference of uh being 59
and being 21.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
And here's, here's, another difference.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Well, here's another thing that I just wanted to
point out before we move on tothe next one is that that, um,
you know, my uh attention tobeauty was not in the um
landscape.
It was not in the landscape.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
It was more in the booty you had to throw something
at some.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Like I was a little focused in a little bit of other
direction and finding beautyother places.
So uh, yeah just saying thatyou just saying like this is I
mean, you're talking about thepart of what I just said is that
you cannot change a person,right, there's no changing.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
Right said is that you cannot change a person,
right.
Right, there's no changing.
Right, it shows that it ain'tchanging you.
But here's the other one.
Okay, and you know that you'regetting old.
Do you hate?
When you like, pull a nerve inyour neck, dude, that happened
this week.
Freaking cannot stand that.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Welcome.
Welcome to the population ofnerve injury dude I am.
I have been fighting this neck.
Uh, I pinched a nerve in myneck like I went to a
chiropractor and uh, they'relike oh yeah, this is classic,
you know, this happens, blah,blah, blah and they're like, you
know, stretch and move, but ittakes.
It's kind of like that uh,here's another nerve that like

(17:44):
plantar fasciitis I know howmany 20 year olds have plantar
fasciitis exactly.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
They're like oh, you got old feet.
They're like what?

Speaker 1 (17:53):
what the fucking flashitis would.
Is that a skin disease likeit's like you get these like
nerve problems that you get whenyou're old?
And my neck I had that pinchednerve for a while where even
when I was like I'd go placesand I'm like I can only move my
neck a certain thing.
Moving it back, leaning it backand looking up, looking up at

(18:17):
the stars, type of thing.
That was painful.
I was like I'm not doing that.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
See, this is when we're officially old, because
we're old people talking aboutour pains, yeah, and the one
thing I think is really funnyabout it is like you're like,
you know the owl, you know howthat owl kind of moves his head
left.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
And then kind of moves his head.
It doesn't go far, it just kindof.
And then you know you're likeWell, they can spin that
sandwich around.
I understand that they usuallydon't.
They just like turn left alittle bit turn right.
Yeah, that shit was like allweek is so annoying.
I hated that.
But then a friend of mine and Iwanted to bring this up because

(18:54):
it's debilitating is migraineheadaches.
When a person gets a migraine Iused to suffer when I was a kid
from migraines and they're theworst.
They make you sick.
I mean light sensitivity inyour head, in your eyes.
It's just debilitating and whenyou see a person go through a
migraine you feel so bad forthem because their face I mean
you can see it on their face Imean their whole face just shuts

(19:15):
down.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Yeah, my sister used to get them when I was younger
and I remember her she had to goroom, like you know, like
totally shut down all thesensories, to kind of get
through it and stuff and gettingsick and all that stuff, like
yeah it's bad.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
I always travel with that Excedrin migraine.
I have not gotten a migrainefor years, thank God.
But a lot of it's attested to,they say, stress and I believed
that when I was younger.
But there's different reasonsthat people get migraines.
But that was a big reason but Ialways try to use that et

(19:55):
cetera migraine.
They have to use a lot of othermedications.
I think she has one that'sprescribed for her migraine but
completely debilitating man.
I remember as a kid I used tohave to throw up, make myself
throw up to feel better.
Is that crazy?
I mean you just stick yourfinger down your throat to throw
up just to feel better.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
That's bad.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
And that's the only way I'd start feeling better.
I mean, I never understood whyit did, but it made me feel
better.
But anyway, now that we wentthrough the whole thing about
the old people, the migrainesand the nerve pain, Welcome.
I'm going to tell you about abuddy of mine, ryan.
He listens to the show and hewas.
He was telling me about asituation.

(20:36):
He was on his birthday flightand he goes.
I didn't really realize, when Ifly, about things that happen
on on airplanes.
And then I sat next to one.
He said that he was next tothis 20-year-old woman who just
pulled out her breasts andstarted feeding their
four-month-old Wow fun andthat's normal, it's.

(20:59):
It's a normal thing.
But you know, when you're,you're sitting there and you're
flying and you're like sittingnext to your seat, if don't you
feel?

Speaker 1 (21:05):
awkward.
Well, you know, here's my thing.
Like I'm one for always to seea tit, okay, but you know,
sometimes when you're on theplane and everybody doesn't want
to see that tit especially someof the mom's tits are like like
hanging really long you'regonna pay for this one.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Yeah, it is what it is, but here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
You know, like we have the population on the plane
, that there's the moms thatcome over and they have the big
blanket and all that stuff andthey, they really go out of the
way to protect themselves andthe kid and the whole other
thing and they do their businessRight.
And then you have the othermoms that just have no cooth
whatsoever and they're just likeflop.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Boom yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Here, suck on it.
It's like, and everybody cansee, and you're like well it's
not appropriate.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
The thing is is that they just need to think of the
person next to them and think ofthe person next to them and and
it's a, it's a comfortable andI know because walking through
the cabin I mean, how many timeshave we've walked through the
cabin and seen a babybreastfeeding and you don't feel
comfortable, right?
I mean you're like turn awayright away I mean you don't feel
comfortable.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
I mean I'm gonna tell you like sometimes I'm like,
can I have a sip?

Speaker 2 (22:16):
you don't change.
I think I said you don't change, but I'm just saying I'm not.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
This is what goes through a male's mind when we're
walking down the cabin.
So you know, for those momsthat are whooping out those tits
, like you know be thinkingabout like other people, like
everybody's gonna reactdifferent I'm turning my head
away.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
I have no idea what this man's talking about.
All right, but anyway.
Yeah, the she had also hadthree daughters that were losing
it on the flight, screaming andkicking and he goes this was my
birthday flight.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Yeah, man, yeah, really.
Ryan experienced some lifein-flight birth control.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
But that's what we talk about here.
We talk about everything thathappens on an airplane, and then
when someone goes, theyactually fly and they're sitting
right next to what weexperience all the time.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Yeah, if he didn't like what he saw, he definitely
doesn't want kids and family,because these are things that
happen, right.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Yeah, his are grown, they're all out.
Yeah, they're all out.
Yeah, but he experienced whatwe got to.
So, yeah, hey, ryan, happybirthday.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Belated Boom.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Had to tell you about this.
Have you heard of the?

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Burning man.
Who hasn't heard of the Burningman?
Of course I've heard of theBurning man.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
It's like all over the news right now too, you
could have said it a littlenicer.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
I know, but remember I'm the wiser one.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yeah, I don't think so.
Well, they said that this ismore of a social experiment and
a cultural movement than afestival.
You believe that?
I mean reading about it.
Do you believe that, then, dude?

Speaker 1 (23:52):
No, I don't believe everything I read.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
first of all, no, do you believe that though?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
It's like no like no, no no, this is just uh, this is
a?
Um bunch of people idiotsgetting together to have fun
this is modern day, mad max man,yeah, mad max does this not
look like you know mad max andthunderdome?

Speaker 2 (24:12):
do you remember when mel gibson did first, did mad
max and um, it was a t Tina ohyeah, you're talking about the
singer.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Yeah, Tina Turner.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
She was that crazy person that led the group and
Mad Max and Thunderdome.
Yeah man, this is it.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
This is basically, somebody just went in and said
let's go out to the desert andburn shit.
Then we can do crazy shitBecause nobody's out there to
police us.
We can do what we want to do.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Right, it is, but they go out in the desert.
If you guys haven't heard ofthe Burning man Festival, it
takes place between August 24thto September 1st this year and
it is in the Black Rock City, acity built in the Black Rock
Desert in northern Nevada.

(25:05):
Now this is 100 miles north ofReno Sean.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Dude, it's out in the middle of nowhere.
I mean, if you see the picturesof it, it's like literally a
giant, nothing but flat desert.
Can you say hot, hot, reallyhot, dude.
It's got to be so stinky outthere.
I mean, just imagine, likethere's no, like I I guess you
know they would.
They brought porta potties orwhatever and all that stuff.
Whoever organized this wholething?

(25:29):
Because there's freakingmillions of people out there,
but it's like it's got to benasty and stinky.
This year they drew 70 000people, yeah, 70 000.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
you imagine 70 000 people driving their ass out to
the desert.
This year they drew 70,000people yeah, 70,000.
Can you imagine 70,000 peopledriving their ass out to the
desert?

Speaker 1 (25:44):
No, that's just ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
Now the whole purpose of Burning man, this event.
They draw people from allaround the world and what they
do is they build this city outin the middle of the desert,
okay, and then, after everythingis all done, they leave without
a trace.
Their whole thing is to leavethe desert exactly how they left
it.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Well, no, there's no way they're going to be able to
do that, but they maybe try whenyou burn a big old freaking.
You know we're getting intothat All that stuff, you don't
leave it.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Okay, now you would think you're just driving out
there and it wouldn't cost youanything.
Wrong, you have to buy tickets,of course.
Okay, they sell out quickly too.
You know what the price of thetickets are these?
No, they're between $575 and$1,200.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Hell no, no, that ain't happening.
I am not taking my ass to sweatin the desert and pay to do it.
Come on.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
All right, we're still getting into this.
So you're out there.
You're going through theextreme heat of the desert Dust,
storms, no shade, no water, noservices.
You pay $1,200.
Plus, you've got to have avehicle if you plan on driving
out there.
I don't know how you'd get outthere if you didn't drive.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Right Camel.
That's one option.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Now you're expected to be self-reliant.
Right Pick up after yourselfyourself, whatever your mom told
you.
You don't camp in the desert,right, all right.
And the funny thing about thismoney they don't use money, they
don't know what they use okay,matt, going back to mad max,

(27:34):
remember, and mad max what theydo.
And mad max I don'tter.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Oh, it's all, barters .

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Yeah, it's all barter Trading shit.
Yeah, they trade.
Now you wonder what they trade,because there's a lot of shit
that goes on out there.
Right, they're expected to.
If you go out there, you can'tgo out there just to spectate.
Now, what the hell do you goout and spectate?

Speaker 1 (27:53):
I Right into that Right into that.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
So you go out there.
You have to contribute in someway, whether through art, you
have to volunteer, keywordperformance or helping others.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Well, there you go, and again money's not used, so
you're bartering.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
No buying or selling.
The whole economy of this cityis gifting or to barter.
Now there are a few things thatare sold coffee and tea.
Now why would you do that?

Speaker 1 (28:26):
You have to barter everything else but you sell
coffee and tea because Starbucksgot to make a buck.
Everybody, somebody is making alot of money from this,
obviously, and here was the way.
Other question so, like I knowyou're explaining this whole
thing, but it's like whoseproperty is this?
Who owns that property, thatdesert or whatever?

(28:48):
Who's allowing this?
Don't know.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Yeah, but I do know the biggest attraction that blew
down this year.
What's that You're going tolike?
This one, what it's called the.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Orgy Dome.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
The Orgy Dome.
The Orgy Dome.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
All right Now.
This is a huge attraction.
Now you've got my attention.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Do you see what I'm saying?
I knew as soon as somethingcame in, your attention would
just jump.
So the Orgy.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Dome yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
First, your attention would just jump yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
So the orgy dome?
Yeah, First of all, like so far, like everything you described,
it's just like okay, this is a2025 hippie fest.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
This is a modern day.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Yeah, like, like this is the people, uh, you know,
doing crazy, worshiping and allkinds of crazy shit and just
going out being stupid.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Right, I'm going to talk about the orgy dome a
little bit.
Even though it blew down thisyear and apparently they're
rebuilding it, but it blew downthis year.
Now think about that, sean, anorgy dome.
Now they're there for a week.
Is it open during the daytimeand the nighttime?

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Dude, there's so much things to think about here.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
They're open in the day and the nighttime.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Dude, there's so much things to think about here.
They're open in the day and thenighttime, so it's an OG dome.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Is there bleachers inside like you can watch?
You can't.
You can actually watch, but youhave to participate too.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Participate.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Yeah, and you can't go alone, you have to have a
couple.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Is this like do they have like rules, Like is there a
tap-in policy, or somethinglike that.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Well, I was thinking more.
Is there a waiting line?

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Yeah, Is there more men than women?
Can you pick your group?
Can you pick your sex?

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Is there a time limit ?
Is it like sometimes a fullmeal deal, or is it in an in and
out burger?

Speaker 1 (30:41):
right is there a venereal clinic.
Outside the door, on the exitare people tested?

Speaker 2 (30:45):
is it?
Is that the reason why it'scalled burning man, or is it
burning woman too?

Speaker 1 (30:50):
yeah, because when you leave there, you could
probably have both yeah, yeah,whole whole type of whole
different thing to scorchedearth do they clean up after
every session?
Yeah, who knows man this is socrazy the burning man.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
I mean, when you got into this you start thinking
it's okay, this big artsy thing,right, they're going out there
for that damn orgy dome.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Oh, hell yeah, there's every swinger in the
world's heading.
There it's a swinger fest.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
So the question is if we were younger?

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Oh, hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
I'm just going there for investigative purposes.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Renting the RV.
We're on our way to the black.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
I'm just trying to pass on information and try to
get the wisdom to the youngerpeople coming behind me.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
All right, I had to ask that question.
I already knew the answer, butI had to ask it question.
I already knew the answer, butI had to ask right, all right,
but something happened this yearat the burning man.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Oh yeah, there's a lot of shit that happened to
burn man.
What happened?
One dude got killed, yep rightlady had a baby out there.
Can you imagine being out inthe middle of the desert and
then having a baby?
I don't care like that's whenyou definitely need some
communal support.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Right, some people doing some good deeds so that
would be on your birthcertificate yeah place of birth
burning man burning man yeahthat'd be interesting yeah,
that's crazy, man.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
But uh, and then there's a person that got
electrocuted.
That was crazy because therewas a storm that came in and
kind of like they had these duststorms and all these like
monsoon rains and everythingcoming in, and I guess this guy
was in a puddle that when thelightning hit he got literally
electrocuted through the water.
Wow, how crazy is that.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Now you know what they do at the end of this
Burning man, the whole premisesof this they have this structure
that they built it's actuallywhat they call a structure of a
man made out of wood and at theend of it they burn it.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Yep, they burn that motherfucking down.
It looks like pagan, it does.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Right it looks like pagan.
I mean it does look like MadMax, though we had to talk about
it this week because I thoughtit was very interesting when I
was reading about it.
They were talking about how itwas the arts and everything like
that, and I'm like, okay, let'slook at it.
Oh, bullshit, this is about theorgy dome.
Yeah, you know, it's about theorgy dome.

(33:17):
I mean, they're all going outthere, it's like $1,200, and
it's like you know, okay, I'mgonna be in here for the
afternoon, the evening session.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
I'm just gonna make somebody out there who went to
this needs to send us like isthere rules or something like
that, to like explain more aboutthis orgy dome, because it
that's uh I don't even know,like that's it sounds like a
picture of the waiting list.
It sounds fun and it soundsvery dangerous, right, right,
like all above, like it's whoknows Bad yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
But this other thing that we're going to talk about,
Frontier Airlines.
I love this little piece thatthey said that the CEO is trying
to gear the practice of usingstair boarding again instead of
using jetways.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
That's stupid.
That guy has never, everexperienced like a winter in
Cleveland.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Okay, but first he said the turn around time is a
lot faster.
You don't have to worry aboutcertain things, about being at
gates and stuff.
They can just pull up.
They run the air stairs up.
They can get people off theplane and back on the plane.
There's a lot of reasons of why, with the tarmacs, that your

(34:32):
term times are faster.
And he said the jet bridges arethe kiss of death.
Now let's just look at thatHistory.
With us flying All right Now.
This guy, I guess, has neverboarded an aircraft on the
tarmac in Cleveland or Chicagoin the middle of winter when a

(34:54):
storm's coming through.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Hell, no, dude, like.
First of all, like you remember, I mean remember here in
Cleveland when we had all thosethey were doing the construction
to the terminal and all thisstuff, and it was like a year we
had to walk outside likemonsoon rain, snowstorms.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
You have to follow those little sticks, like you
have in your drive, because youcan't tell where to walk.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Yeah, exactly, they had people, those guys that were
flagging in the plane.
They were like waving you tothe plane to walk there, Like
this is stupid.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
The flight attendant at the front door is freaking
frozen.
They look like Jack Nicholsonfrom the Shining oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
It is utterly ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Okay, now that's just the wintertime.
Now what's?
A couple other places thatwould be a little colder.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Dude, minot, north Dakota, anchorage, Alaska these
are all good places.
Frontier should literally flyto all these super cold places
and be like, hey, we got a coolidea, let's walk outside to the
plane.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Yeah, a better idea.
Let's just do that, and thenwe'll open the back door and let
them cater and suck all thewarm air out the back.
Exactly, it'd be like an iglooinside that airplane.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Yeah man, all right now.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
If you don't like that, no, let's go down to
Cancun and wait for thehurricane season.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Yeah, this is a very smart CEO.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Yeah, sheeting water as the doors open and, within
like two minutes, the galley'sflooded.
You can't leave.
Why?

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Because it's going down into the bay I honestly
think that he should be the onethat, likes, launched this whole
program and he should start itin, like you know, fargo I'm
thinking you know how they bringthe, you know how they bring
people out in the buses incancun.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Yeah, on the tarmac.
Yeah, okay, when you're you'reout there, could you imagine
being on the bus?
Okay, you're sitting out there,you're dry, and you're standing
on the bus and then, all of asudden, these torrential rains
are just sheeting, sheeting andthey're like okay, go ahead and
go yeah I'm not getting off thebus, dude this is a like they.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
This is so stupid.
I mean the whole, the wholepoint of jet bridges and jetways
and all that stuff, whateveryou want to call it is is the
convenience of not having toexperience the elements before
you get on the plane.
Nobody wants to come in allsoaking wet, nobody wants to be
frozen, nobody wants to besweating their asses off before
they get on the plane like it's,like the whole point of it is

(37:19):
like to do that modernconvenience.
You know what?

Speaker 2 (37:23):
rethink that I love talking about it because it's
funny when you see that justshows, though, when you work
airplanes and you've been inthose scenarios, and then when
you haven't been in thosescenarios, you're sitting at a
desk and you're like you knowsomething.
Hey, sean, this is a reallygood idea.
We can turn the plane faster.
Who cares that you freeze, thatyou get soaked?

(37:44):
Who cares about you're dealingwith the elements like lightning
or anything?
Forget that, just go ahead andgo.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Obviously this is just another CEO that's not
concurring with the flightattendant population.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Don't check with your crews.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Yeah, don't listen to them, those frontline employees
.
They don't know what the hellthey're talking about.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
It's a fun conversation, though I like it.
We'll definitely be seeing ifFrontier is going to the outside
boarding stairs.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Yeah, let's talk about something else nasty,
dirty.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Go ahead.
Okay, I have to talk about thisbecause this just happened to
me this week.
I cannot stand this when youguys go into a lavatory and you
see this, or even a passenger,when you pull a tissue out of a
spot, that tissue doesn't goback in the same spot that the

(38:33):
clean tissue was.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
M are smart, m are not smart.
That's all it is to it.
Man, like this is my like petpeeve of the lavatory.
Like I had this happen theother day instead of them
putting it back into the slotthat they pulled it out, guess
where?
They threw it?
The floor, like literally, andthen the next person did the
same thing.
Floor, like I'm like there's.

(38:57):
There's signs and placards allover the laboratory.
Like this is where you flush.
It's illuminated.
The button's like illuminatedup, like either like everyone is
blind or they're not thatresourceful.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Okay, but you got a toilet right there and you take
this nasty tissue, just blewyour nose and you stick it back
where the clean ones were.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Yeah, where should I put this?
Where should I put this?

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Okay, okay.
How about this one, though,when, when you're taking the um,
you know the seat cover?
Yeah and then they shove thatshit right back in with the seat
cover.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Seat covers yeah, man , now who told you, that's where
you put it?
It's nasty dude that is sogross dude, it's the same thing
that how many people on a planego into the lavatory and they
open the door and they just walkout because it looks like a
filling station like they don't.
They like the doors are goingto be automatically closed

(39:53):
behind them.
Like some of our doors do slideback and close, but most of
them, like you, open a door andthey just leave the door open,
like I'm like, do you not likeclose the fucking door,
especially when they stunk it up?
like, exactly like like that,that's my peeve.
Like that's my peeve even athome, like when, hey, do your
business?
Turn on the fan, close the door, you know, don't, don't, don't

(40:17):
not turn on a fan and just openthe door and let everybody have
some aroma.
That's not my type ofaromatherapy, they're just
sharing.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Right Sharing's caring.
Oh, believe me, we smell enoughshit in our career, right yeah,
one more thing I'm going to talkabout real quick and cover this
Parents when you're travelingwith kids, you guys travel with
too much stuff.
I know that your intentions aregood, but trust me when I'm
telling you just cover thethings that you need for the

(40:45):
kids to do stuff on the airplane, because you're making it hard
for yourself.
Really you're making it hard,for I mean, if mom's traveling
by herself, she looks like apack mule, and if dad's
traveling with them, he'sdefinitely the pack mule, but
you're carrying all this stuffand you don't even use half of
that shit.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
First of all, I don't have kids and I probably don't
have any right saying this, butif you're bringing all that shit
on and you think you need allthat shit just to appease your
kid, step back.
Take a look at what you'redoing.
Are you doing this really right?
Like, does the kid really needall that?
Like, how many other kids inthe world don't have any of that

(41:24):
shit and they get by just fine?

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Right, but most of them carry their iPads anyway.
They give their kid an iPadwith headphones, just some
snacks, a little couple things.
Trust me, make it easier onyourself.
The only reason I'm coveringthis because I see it all the
time and you'll probably hear metouch on it again in another
podcast but you guys are makingit way too hard on yourselves.
Quit being pack meals man andyou know you don't even, you're

(41:48):
not even carrying your own shit.
You're just carrying all theshit that you're, you're, uh,
you got for your kids, yeah, youknow what I would like to see,
like the ipads disappear too.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Like, like, pull out a coloring book that won't
happen, freaking.
Pull out a little action figurethat you're playing with on,
like I love when you see thekids that you know, you see the
families, that they're theredoing art or you know drawing or
coloring or they're doingthey're playing with their
little small figurines and youknow being kids, like being uh
creative, you know doing allthat stuff instead of, like you

(42:19):
know, oh, you know, put on theboob tube, basically, and
mesmerize them.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
You mean they're engaging, you're actually able
to talk to them.
They don't have theirheadphones on right so yeah,
yeah just think about it allright, hey, question for you
what's that?
What would you do if you won1.3 billion dollars?
Whatever the fuck I want to doit's coming up, man Dude, I am

(42:47):
going to go, just like Iwouldn't go apeshit, like just
crazy spending.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
I'd do some spending for sure, like to start off the
whole thing because you know hecan't spend that money in a
lifetime.
Like there's so much, that's somuch money, it's crazy.
But you know, just to start offnot having money, like that
type of money and being in thatspectrum, be like, wow, I can do
all kinds of fun stuff I knowexactly what I'm gonna do.

(43:14):
What's that you're gonna saveand not spending?

Speaker 2 (43:17):
I am so gonna show you how to retire.
I swear to god, then, what I'mgonna do is to do is I'm going
to buy a couple houses in theisland, somewhere in the
Caribbean.
I'm going to have you retire me, you, dave and Bruce, we're
going to run some flatboat thingfor these people that come in
from the cruise lines.
Right, right, right, just forsomething to do.

(43:38):
I mean, you know what I meanEntertain ourselves at the
cruise line.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Right, right, right, just for something to do.
I mean, you know what I meanEntertain ourselves at the
cruise line.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
I'm going to get you one of those Jamaican wigs.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Dude, I won't.
I'll just grow the shit LikeI'll be getting my Rasta.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Me and you would be in cargo pants for the rest of
our lives.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Dude, no Flip flops.
Cargo shorts for the restaurant.
I'm sorry, cargo shorts.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
You're right, cargo shorts.
Got a little ahead of myself.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Right, I don't want sweaty asses $1.3 billion,
though Could you imagine?

Speaker 2 (44:08):
There was a person Remember the last one out in
California.
The guy was bitching Sean, hehad won like a billion dollars
and he was bitching because thestate of California takes like
50%.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Dude, they're going to take the taxes are going to
happen, it doesn't matter.
Yeah, I had that conversationwith my wife here.
We were talking aboutretirement, all this stuff, and
I'm I'm like you know, we'relooking at our accounts and
everything.
And she's I'm like you know,when we draw this, we're going
to, we're going to pay sometaxes on this.
Like I think it's like 20% inthe.

(44:41):
Why do I have to do that?
I'm like this because you putit in there pre-tax, like nobody
got anything from it.
They they're gonna get theirmoney, so just they're just wait
, just understand like thischunk that you see, like take 20
off of that, that's what youget, that you don't get that
whole fund.
And so she was like reallystruggling with that, and I was
like I go, well, there's the,you know, so we have both.

(45:02):
You know, like we have thepre-tax and the post-tax fund
and the post-tax and they don'ttake anything right, because
you're already paid.
But, um, she's like we need todo more post-tax.
I'm like it doesn't matter,you're gonna what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (45:14):
now or later you're gonna pay the damn thing right,
it's crazy 1.3 billion I'm gonnashow your ass how to retire,
did you buy tickets?

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Oh yeah, you buy a ticket.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
I'm still here.
I am still sitting right here,so I lost, just like you.
Yeah, okay, I didn't win One ofthe things I would do is.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
I would build us a, a like a studio, like an office
we would go to or as a wholestudio, like I'd do that shit up
.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Like the next podcast would sound like something like
this hey you guys.
G didn't show up today.
G didn't show up.
I've been texting him eversince these numbers came out and
I don't know where in the fuckhe is yeah.
I think it would be more likethis Ladies and gentlemen, a
news report just came out.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
G is on the Caribbean island and he's not coming back
.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
And you know that I won because the airline just
heard that I quit.
Yeah, dude, they had a flightattendant years ago in Las Vegas
I think I told you this, butshe called in rich.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Called in rich.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Yeah, she hit a big jackpot.
I think it was like $6 millionCalled in rich.
She didn't call in sick, shecalled in big jackpot.
I think it was like $6 millionCalled in rich, she didn't call
in sick, she called in rich.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Yeah, that's what I'm going to do, dude.
That'd be awesome, man.
There's so much fun stuff to do.
There's good things I do withmy money.
I would donate and stuff likethat.
And at the same time, I wouldbe like, just like you're saying
, I would go get that house.
And at the same time, I wouldbe like you know, just like
you're saying, like I would dogo get that house, like I would
have a few houses and peopletaking care of those houses,
because I don't want to do allthat stuff anymore.

(46:50):
And you know, you got the moneyto hire people to do it, right.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
Me and you would go golf.
We'd be on the first teegetting ready to tee off.
You'd be like you know, gee,you came out.
Wait a minute, you won, you won, you won, didn't you, you won.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
The only reason your ass is out here is because you
won.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
I've never seen your ass.
You're gonna tell me on the18th hole your ass won and then
we would see happy gilmoreexactly all right, guys look at,
hey, good luck whoever?
Whoever gets a 1.3 billion.
Good luck, yeah, good luck it'sgonna be, you know it's.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
It's.
There's like those shows thatshow like when the people that
hit the jackpots and all thisstuff and how it changed their
lives, and some of them likesucceed and some of them fail
too, like they like believe itor not.
There's some that just spend itall unbelievable, like how can
you spend that much money?
But um, yeah, stupid.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
Stupidity.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Stupidity yeah, you need to make your money, keep
making money and it'sgenerational at that time Like
it can be passed on and continueto be passed on.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
So if you win the 1.3 billion, that's a good luck.
You know it's a bad luck.
What's that when you show up atthe gate and you're two minutes
late, there's nobody at thegate.
You you're like oh my God, I'mtrying to make my flight, I'm a
first-class passenger, I got tocheck my clubs in there's nobody
at the gate.
He takes a picture, he sends itout to social media and then a

(48:16):
gate agent walks out of the backwith a donut and a cup of
coffee, that's not good.
Excuse me, can I help you?
That's not good.
Yeah, I've got to check it formy flight.
Yeah, hold on, let me see.
Let me see um.
Yeah, you missed that by twominutes yeah, yeah, yeah you got
it, missed it by two minutes.
Well, I wouldn't have missed itif you were back there eating

(48:36):
dunkin donuts, right, right dude, that's so ridiculous I'm sorry
, I love that story.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Yeah, you know it's, it's uh.
First of all, I don't like youneed to show up.
You need to show up on time foryour flights.
Like I hate this last minutestuff still made a funny story
but it does make a funny story.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
But the dunkin donuts with the coffee.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Yeah, it's kind of like what he gets man, he
wouldn't even encounter thatdonut-eating agent.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
It's like that lost luggage person.
That person in baggage claim,you know, starts their morning
off, gets a donut cup of coffee.
First person walks in when thehell is my bag?
Yep, yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Well, we've routed it through Tahiti.
It's on its way to narita and Ithink by next week you might
have it.
I love these stories, they'reso funny.
Crazy man.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Chicago harris international airport has
officially begun construction no, yeah, like they need more
planes going in there.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Yeah, yeah, I guess they're doing building a
concourse d right 1.3 billiondollar project yeah, 19 new
gates 19 new gates.
Uh yeah, they're gonna bedesigned for narrow body
aircraft I wonder how much theairlines are funding that.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
That's like 8.5 billion dollars.
Yeah, they're going to bedesigned for narrow-body
aircraft.
I wonder how much the airlinesare funding that.
That's like $8.5 billion.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Yeah, I'd like to know how much their percentage
is right.
Right yeah, whose gates are,though?
That's the interesting question, like what airline is doing
that?

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Is it going to be domestic or international?

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Yeah, yeah, but I mean you know what Chicago needs
more bigger airport.
I mean you've been in theairport.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
It's like newark right, it's like newark though
concourse.
You'll get a burger over in cconcourse.
It'd be like 16 dollars.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
You go to a and it's like 27 yeah, and even with in
like a concourse is like so bignow and wide and everything and
and it still fills up.
It's huge, it's crazy, it ishuge.
Yeah, the airports, I meanwe're growing and expanding so
fast.
I mean the airports can't keepup with it.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
I wonder if that's going to cause any delays.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
A little bit, a little bit.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Just for a few years, a little bit.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Yeah, there might be some more shootings in that
airport.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Who knows?
Hey, how about that flightwhere it went on for six hours
and the toilets went out, andguess what kind of plane it was?

Speaker 1 (51:15):
A non-toilet plane 737.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
Max 737.
Oh, oh, the Max is havingproblems.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
The Max is a joke.
No way In the industry.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
It's a joke because in any max, the first thing you
walk in, the coffee makers don'twork.
Yeah Right, that's a standard,it's a standard joke, Dude.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
that is like the worst engineered feature of a
max is the stupid new coffeemakers.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Beyond dumb.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Beyond dumb and it's like all of them are always
written up.
I don't know.
They've got to engineersomething new.
It's stupid, because having 200people on a flight and then
nobody has coffee in the morningI mean that's a good solution
to excellent customer service.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
But these guys went on a six-hour flight.
They went with two bathrooms.
There's no way, yeah.
And then the bathrooms stopped.
No way.
The passengers were told thatthey could relieve themselves in
a bottle.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Ugh, that's nasty.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
So you go in there with your what, your Coke bottle
.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Yeah, first of all, we don't have all those little
like.
It's not like we're gettinglike these little you know
bottles you see at like theconvenience store or something
Like all we got is like bulkbottles.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
So it would be communal.
Yeah, I'm sorry, that's nasty,that is gross, that's so nasty.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Yeah, I mean kid grief, who would?
I guess you got to do what yougot to do.
I mean, in that situation theymust not have had a place to
land, right?
So they were in the six-hourflight that they couldn't land,
so they had to have been goingover one of the oceans or
something like that.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
I'm just picturing the flight attendant standing at
the door going excuse me, whatam I supposed to do?

Speaker 1 (53:09):
and she hands an empty bottle.
Um, when you get done, couldyou just wipe the lid?
We have to give it to the nextperson.
Yeah, no, you're just leavingin a lab and just you know.
Tell us when it's full, we'llget you a new one it's a reason
don't leave with two toilets ona long flight too.
That's nasty.
Anyways, there's a, you know,the first freaking plane now
just got that secondary barrier,talking about seven 37s and

(53:32):
it's first ones flying now andyou know, I think that's.
You know, what do you thinkabout?
The that like like extrasecurity, what do you think
about?

Speaker 2 (53:41):
any extra security on the aircraft Just because of
what happened in 9-11 is goodperiod.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
I mean it's safety of flight.
I mean that's why we're here.
We're always here for safety.
I mean we joke a lot about allthis stuff, but the reason why
we're here is safety of flight,so people can get from point A
to point B safely.
And unfortunately we've gotsome bad people out there in the
world and if we can stop themfrom ever getting to the cockpit
and a little bit more securitydoes that, then let's do it.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Yeah, it's a long time coming.
I mean, I'm so happy I wish theall the airlines would like
speed this up and actually do it.
And like not wait to thisdeadline, Cause one deadline's
already passed and they extendedit.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
And like you know, come on.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
All these airlines out there talking about oh we
are, safeties are number onething and blah, blah, blah.
All that bullshit you know like.
Prove it Like do this do thesethings that are safe, like to
make us safe, like first.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
Yeah, you guys are out there.
You're going to see it now, andthat's the future.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Yeah, see it now and that's the future.
Yeah, yeah, don't make us do.
Jet bridges outside first noyou know that's not that cool
anyhow.
What about the new policy of um?
The one of the new?
The discount airlines are nowchanging the whole game on plus
size passengers, you know that'sgonna be.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
That's gonna be a tough one.
I mean, I I understand.
Did you hear what?

Speaker 1 (55:05):
they did no, so this is what they did.
And so you know, like our, likeyou know our airline, that we
work for.
You know, if you're a plus sizepassenger, you need to buy
another seat.
You know, and I think they giveit a half price discount or
whatever, so you have to beaccommodated.
But this airline decided, hey,we're starting a whole new
policy and what we're doing iswe're going to make you do that,

(55:25):
exactly that which all theother airlines are doing.
Right, but if the door closesand there's a seat empty on the
plane, they're going to refundyour ticket price of that half
seat because there's empty seats.
So now they're saying, okay, wehave the space, we'll
accommodate it, but if it's afull flight and we can't

(55:45):
accommodate, you're going tohave to pay for that seat well,
that's kind of cool, well, it is.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
But but the thing is, is that, are you?
Well, no, that's that.
No, you're right, that isbecause it's going to be empty
anyway.
They're going to make sure yeah, because if you already paid
for it.
They're just going to refund it.
That's nice, yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
So I like you're doing it and you're doing.
I think that's a good approachto this whole problem.
Like you know, plus size peoplethere you know they need to be
accommodated, just like all theother people out there, and you
know I think it should be goalong with the American
disabilities act too.
Like you know, there are peopleout there that are plus size,
that you know they can't help it.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
No, that's the thing too, is they can't?
You always look at a person andyou just assume Don't ever
assume.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
No.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
Because sometimes that person, they can't help it
and they don't want to be thatway.
It's uncomfortable for them,but no, I think it's a great
idea.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
Yeah, I think I would advocate for this to change
with all the airlines.
All of them should adopt thispolicy.
Door closes, you buy the ticketup front, you have your plus
size, boom, I'm going to get onthe plane.
I need to go to my destinationtoo.
But if the door closes andthere's empty seats and they
could have accommodated youthrough those empty seats,

(56:55):
refund the ticket Totally cool.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
I agree with that.
Yeah, that's a cool thing, Yep.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
So, anyways, the last thing we want to talk about is
the despicableness of chuckycheese getting arrested how does
chucky cheese get?
Arrested dude.
I guess this dude was like um,he was doing some credit card
fraud, like he was, he wasstealing credit cards and stuff,
so the the police did you seethe video on this?
No, yeah, so the police likewalked into Chuck E Cheese and,

(57:28):
you know, walked over to him youcan see the body cam images on
the thing and he's like, excuseme, hold up right here.
And he like grabs Chuck ECheese and he's like you know,
don't try to resist, don't tryto resist, don't make a scene in
here, resist, don't try toresist, don't make a scene in
here.
And so then they put, you know,chuck E Cheese in handcuffs and
they walk them out, and a momas they're leaving and she's
yelling.

(57:48):
She's like I can't believeyou're doing this in front of
the kids.
Would you lock up Mickey Mouse?

Speaker 2 (57:57):
yeah, stealing damn credit cards.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
I'm gonna lock his ass up too.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
It's kind of messed up, see, kids.
That's why you don't go againstthe police and you do things
you're supposed to Look.
Chuck E Cheese even got his assarrested.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
I think it was a good learning episode at Chuck E
Cheese that day.
Like, don't break, you know, noone's above the law, even Chuck
E Cheese no.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
Your ass is going to jail Right.
The cheese is on you.
That was good Dan.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Oh my God, All right.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
Quote of the day.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Quote of the day man, no one can make you feel
inferior without your consent.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
I love that one.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
That's Eleanor and Roosevelt, because it's so so
true yeah.
Don't let people get you down,man.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
Heck no.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
We had a lot of fun this week.
We did.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
We did.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
This is a good talk, man.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
I love the energy of this episode and all that stuff
and I can't wait to talk aboutour next stuff.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
And we'll see Burning man rebuild the Orgy Dome next
year.
The Orgy Dome had a lot of funguys.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
You guys have a great week.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
I think we should do a show from the orgy dome.
That would be an only show yougoing to jail with Chucky Right.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
This is a strictly audio show.
We're talking about oh, no,cameras allowed.
You guys have a great week.
We'll see you next time.
Have a great week, strictly.
This is a strictly audio show.
We're talking about oh, no, no,cameras are off you guys have a
great week.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
We'll see you next time have a great week.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
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