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Ever wondered what flight attendants talk about when they're not telling you to fasten your seatbelts? Welcome to the unfiltered world of Shawn and G, where vacation mishaps and workplace nightmares collide in spectacular fashion.
Shawn returns from Florida bursting with stories about his discovery of Bucky's convenience store ("departments in a convenience store!") and a beach adventure gone wrong. Picture this: a family minivan sinking into soft sand, panicking relatives, unhelpful onlookers, and salvation coming from three elderly women armed with rubber floor mats. Add a stubborn baby bird camping under the tire, and you've got the vacation disaster story that'll make you feel better about your own travel mishaps.
Meanwhile, G explains why he needed four days to decompress after a week from hell. From passengers ignoring potentially life-saving medical advice to dealing with a "service animal" that bit someone, G's patience was tested repeatedly. The final straw? A teenager's dismissive attitude when asked to stow their tray table before takeoff. The hosts' discussion reveals the genuine frustration flight attendants experience when passengers refuse simple safety instructions.
The conversation takes several unexpected turns, including a candid discussion about recent teacher-student scandals and the potentially catastrophic consequences of making bomb jokes on aircraft. Shawn and G pull no punches as they explain how a single thoughtless comment can lead to SWAT teams, airport shutdowns, and lifetime flying bans.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
G needs four days to decompress.
Stuck in the sand with aminivan.
Teachers having sex withstudents all this next on Cabin
Pressure with Sean and G hey,everyone welcome.
(00:38):
This is cabin pressure you guys, welcome to cabin.
What's going on?
Coming back, man, from vacation, it was a crazy, fun, exciting
week of vacations and, man, Igot so much stuff to talk to you
about in this vacation stuffthat happened you won't believe
(00:58):
it.
First of all, the one thing Igot to talk about big time is I
got to experience a Bucky's.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
You know something?
Actually, Carol called me andtold me she couldn't get your
ass out of Bucky's.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Dude, it is crazy.
I mean I have never like so.
We live up here in theNortheast and there's no Bucky's
up here.
Now I've heard about Bucky'sand friends tell me about
Bucky's, but the experience ofBucky's I was like what the hell
?
I mean this place needs to beup here.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I was waiting for this one, because I have no idea
what a Buc-ee's is.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
You don't know no.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I've heard about it.
Yeah, I've heard about it.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I'm going to show you a picture here.
Bucky's, is this like theWalmart of like convenience
stores?
It's, it has got everything inthis in this store.
But here's the thing Snack City.
You know me, I like my sweets,I like my snacks and all this
stuff.
But is this like a truck stop?
(02:00):
No, trucks are allowed.
Oh, ok, and that's the beautyof it, it's like this giant.
It looks like a truck stop,right, but it's only for cars,
okay, and you go into this place.
I mean they got people runningaround, they got departments,
they got like, I mean, you'regonna see a whole wall of just
flirpies.
You're gonna see a whole wallof like beef jerky counter where
(02:22):
they have like 50 beef jerkytypes.
You know, you're gonna see thewhole section in the middle of
the store they got.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
They're just sitting there making pulled pork so
you're standing in the middle ofthis by and go.
Damn dude, I, I, my head islike someone around there's like
a thousand people in this place.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
You'd like to get in and out of the parking lot.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I mean, it was a traffic jam carol, come here,
look at these hot dogs dude, itwas a traffic jam.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Carol, come here, look at these hot dogs.
Dude, it was unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I'm telling you, I could so see.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
And here's the crazy thing about Buc-ee's.
I was like you know.
The volume of stuff being soldthere was just insane.
But I ran into what they'reknown for at Buc-ee's A package
of 20 Duracell or Energizerbatteries.
How much are we going to payfor that?
20 Duracell or Energizerbatteries?
How much are we going to payfor that?
I?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
know you're not the shop in it.
I know you're not the shopper.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
It's normally like 25 bucks, something like that Home
Depot.
You can go to Costco, get themsomewhere around the 20 range or
something like that Buc-ee's $9.
Where are they from?
They're a name brand, reallyname brand nine dollars.
I went and got a.
Here's another, here's anotherone.
Uh, acetaminophen like, oribuprofen you know, bottle of 50
(03:34):
, 50 tablets.
You know how much you're gonnapay for that.
If you're, if you're playingthe name brand, it's usually
like oh, like 15 bucks orsomething like that, right.
And then if you get the offbrand, it's like $10, maybe $12.
Right, bucky's $2.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Like I said, I could so see you looking at Carol
going.
Hey, come here, Look at thisdude.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
It was unbelievable.
I mean, I was just like wespent almost an hour in that
store, like an hour just likegoofing off, seeing all this,
this stuff, buying our snacksand stuff the freshest, like, if
you want some candy dude, thefreshest candy, because the
volume of turnover that'shappening there is like it's
just going crazy.
Like you're just it was anamazing bucky's and everybody
(04:16):
that's listening to the showthat knows a bucky.
They're like oh hell yeah yeah,welcome to the family.
I cannot get him out of bucky'sno my friends were like the
first time you go into bucky,sean, I know you're gonna,
you're gonna drop 100 bucks forsure.
Did you get a slurpee, dude?
I got a slurpee, I got thebucky.
They got these cinnamon buckypopcorn bites, dude, out of this
(04:36):
world.
Out of this world, I mean, theygot like whole walls of like
nuts and candies, like the buckypackages of that stuff insane.
But here's the other thing.
So bucky, walking in and out ofit, they had this giant sign in
there and it was like this uh,sign about, like you know, come
work for bucky's.
Tell me what an assistantgeneral manager makes at puckies
(04:59):
starting.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, starting pay probably about 38, 39 000 yeah,
38, 39, no, no, 125, 125, dude.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
What's the general?
What's the general manager make?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I'm guessing probably about 160 now 225 really, yeah.
But you know something it'salmost like a huge ass walmart,
though, because they're packedright.
Yeah, they gotta be packed'repacked.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
They've got to be packed.
Listen, this is a conveniencestore that has departments in
the convenience store.
They can sell clothes, theysell snacks, they've got all of
the food stuff and everything.
They have managers for each oneof those sections.
You have an assistant managerto the store, you have the
general manager to the store.
There's like 50 employees goingthere.
I mean it's a big operation.
(05:45):
It is constant.
The employees are like justokay, what's the gas prices?
because I mean, right, they'resupposed to have like a cheap it
was down to like I want to sayit was like below three dollars
for sure when we were there,right it.
I mean it's an experience.
Anytime you can get to abucky's and stop at a bucky's,
like you, do it.
You will like it will blow yourmind.
And I know you can get to aBuc-ee's and stop at a Buc-ee's,
(06:05):
do it, it will blow your mind.
And I know you go down toFlorida.
They're in Florida, right.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Well, listen, before we get to your whole Florida
experience.
Let people know our requiredduty items.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Our required duty items.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah, what's the one thing that we usually have to
have all the time?
A flashlight no, that'sbullshit.
What's the one thing on youthat you've got to have all?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
the time.
No, our ID, oh no.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Your ID.
Oh, id, yes, we have to havethat your.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
ID.
Right, I know where you'regoing, son of a bitch.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah, go ahead Talk Talk about it.
Let me tell you so you'resupposed to.
When you travel with theairport, you're supposed to
travel with your ID, right?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Right.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Okay, well, when you're an airline person, we
have our airline ID.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Absolutely, because we go through known crew members
.
Well, it gives us all ourairline privileges.
Known crew member.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Jump seat privileges with our airline.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Exactly, or if you get random, you got to go
through.
Sure, go ahead when else.
So you go through all thatright yeah.
Okay.
So when you started your trip,yeah, and Carol was going into
the airport.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
I was packing up, I was thinking, I'm going on
vacation.
I got ready, I'm out of here, Igot all my stuff, it's packed up
, ready to go.
I get all the way to theairport and what do I forget?
Hmm, my ID, yeah, your ID.
And here's the thing.
The crazy thing is that, like,we always go through, you know
known crew member and we get thebypass.
(07:33):
And even if we get random, youknow we get to bypass and still
step up to the front to getthrough and all.
So it goes pretty quick.
But when you really have to gothrough that, like in certain
airports, I mean and I gotpre-check because I got global
entry and all that stuff, but itit took me like a good 20-25
minutes to get through.
My wife had parked the car,came back to the airport, went
(07:54):
through kcm and got down to thegate, was texting me.
I was still in line because youdidn't.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
You didn't remember your one thing, right id?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
your, I your identification okay so.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Has this ever happened before to you?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
yeah, this has happened several times.
I need to develop a system.
You think after 30 freakingfive years of flying I can
figure it out, but I rememberthis.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
wait a minute, we're in the same car.
Oh man Gee, I forgot my ID.
We had to go back get your IDright, Yep, and then recently.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Recently you were going to work.
Yeah, yeah, got in off of avacation and walking in with the
wife.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
And you were just getting back to work.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah, just getting back to work, tapped my chest no
ID, no, no ID, no ID.
Boom, missed trip.
It is a bad habit.
So what happens?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
What happens whenever you forgot your ID.
Then what did you do?
You call your buddy up.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah, I call my buddy up.
I said, gee, you got to help meout.
I'm gone for 10 days and I gotto come back through Orlando.
First of all, orlando everybodyout there that knows Orlando
security and TSA insane Crazy.
Orlando everybody out thereknows Orlando security and TSA
insane crazy.
I thought I was like I wentthrough Cleveland and I was
hitting 25, 30 minutes goingthrough there.
I mean Orlando.
It would have been a nightmare.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
That would have been like waiting for the millennium
at Cedar Point.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yeah, I was like wait a minute, I got to get Carol.
Carol was actually the one thatshe was like you got to get
your ID, like you got to call GE.
We got to get this figured out.
Blah, blah, blah.
And who came in?
The knight in shining armorcomes in, goes, takes my IDs,
flies down to Florida on histrip.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Okay, wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Goes to beyond the reach of anything and gets my ID
to me.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
If you can't hear it, I'm reaching around patting my
ass on the back.
Because it wasn't only that.
When I got to his house, he hadhis security system on and I
told Carol.
I said, Carol, listen, you geton the phone and shut the
security system off, because Idon't believe his ass will do it
.
Listen, he forgot his damn ID.
He'll forget to turn thesecurity system off.
My ass is going to go to jailbecause Medina police is going
(10:08):
to come get my ass becausethey're going to see me on his
camera.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah, I would have been like ugly ass white man in
my house.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Yeah, put him in jail .
Put him in jail.
But anyway, I flew that thingdown the floor and threw it into
the to to the mail and sent itdirectly to UPS.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
UPS, yeah, yeah, UPS.
I wouldn't listen.
I am not a fan of the U?
S postal system.
They like if you would havegave it to them literally I
probably not not shown up towork this month, Like they would
have lost that son of a bitchfor sure.
Yeah, definitely, but anyway,listen remember your ID, sean?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah, I got to remember, okay, so go ahead.
And what about your let's?
Let's start with your trip,trip man.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
The trip was amazing.
You know, my little niece,milia, she, we took her to Milia
Island and you know everywhereshe was going on the Island like
we did all kinds of activitiesand stuff, just like a normal
vacation type of thing.
But you know she would walk upto him and she's like hey, hi,
my name is Amelia and this is myisland, like it was.
(11:12):
It was the cutest dang thing.
But she was just like likeeverybody she'd meet was like my
name is Amelia this is myisland, like the whole trip.
It was awesome.
But, uh, you know, that is,this is the reason why we work
hard and we save up our moneyand be able to do family
vacations like this, because, Imean, this is a memory for the,
(11:32):
for the ages.
You know, we'll always rememberthis vacation.
But one thing that did happen.
So this is crazy.
You know, we stayed at abeautiful hotel on the beach.
We had a great experience.
You know, actually, the waterin the ocean was like the
perfect temperature, like wow.
I mean I've never you know youdon't get to rarely get an ocean
(11:53):
water temperature where it'sjust like perfect.
It was perfect.
It was super cool, refreshing,all that good stuff, not too
cold, not too hot.
But the pool at the, the hotel,dude, it got to be like I felt
like it was in the high 80s forsure.
I mean, it wasn't even likerefreshing.
I was like me and my, uh, mynephew, he was like, yeah, we
(12:15):
got to go to the ocean, like wewould leave just to go to the
ocean, just to and I'm not a bigsand person, like I hate sand,
I like invasive, you know right.
But speaking about sand, this iswhat happened on our vacation.
We were out driving,experiencing the island,
deciding like we're going to gosee some different beaches.
We went to this like Black RockBeach and kind of walked out
(12:38):
and all this stuff, beautifulbeach, you know, no animals
allowed on the beach, which isodd in Florida, right, um,
beautiful beach.
We leave, we run into theseladies that are bird watchers
and they start telling us aboutthese birds because we were like
we, we saw these pink birds andwe like I turn the car around.
I'm like, oh, we got to go backand see these, uh, flamingos,
(13:00):
right.
So we get out of car lookingand we're like, oh, that's cool,
I'm taking pictures, these arecool flamingos.
They're like, no, no, no, no,those aren't flamingos, those
are spoon bill cranes orwhatever.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Yeah, so they're giving us the whole education.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
So the girls just like dive into it and they like
loved it, because we're likeseeing all this, you know
wildlife, and so they were likeyou should go down the road here
to this other beach and thisother beach, you can drive your
car out on the beach and you cango see.
And right now they're likehatching thousands of birds and
all this stuff.
So we're like, okay, let's dothis.
Okay, we're in a minivan and wedecide we're going to drive
(13:40):
down on the beach, which there'shundreds of cars out on this
beach, and we drive down and thesand's packed and all that
stuff.
I get all the way very down tothe very end, because I'm
thinking I, you know, gottawatch myself.
I'm in this minivan and it'sdriving fine down the beach.
And I get down there and I said, okay, I'm gonna turn this
around.
So I turn it up where I see allthese cars parked and I kind of
(14:01):
pull up to there and I startbacking out and my wheels start
going.
I'm like, oh shit.
And now I like go forward.
And it goes forward and then itjust like literally sinks.
I literally hit the pan of thefront of the car.
The wheels are into the sand.
We're stuck, dude.
(14:24):
If you could see my face rightnow I was at that moment I was
shitting bricks, dude.
I was like I could not.
I'm like you had the girls inthe car and they had signs.
Yeah, I had a whole crew in thecar and they had signs.
You know, don't get stuck, wedon't tow.
It was, it was a fun so whenyou become part of the beach.
(14:47):
So I stopped the car.
I'm like everybody out, I'mlike running out there.
I'm like, oh my gosh, I want toget to get this out, all this
stuff.
I'm looking, I try to get myniece to get in and she tries it
.
I didn't realize that the vandoor, when it's open, it
wouldn't like it actually staysin park.
It will not go.
So driver's doors open, itwouldn't go.
So I was like what's going onwith the car now?
(15:07):
I'm like I got mechanicalproblems, you know like well,
you're not familiar with theminivan.
Yeah, so I'm like so hyperfocused about like we got to get
this damn van out of here,right?
That's where ty comes in andI'm thinking I'm thinking I just
bought a minivan, like I'mgonna get they're gonna need a
helicopter to get this wholebitch out of here.
I'm going to need to be rescuedand the good thing is that all
(15:29):
vacation there was helicopterpatrols from the Marine base
going up and down.
Is anybody looking at you?
People are looking at us.
People are ignoring us.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
So nobody's like hey, I want to come help this guy.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
So three elderly ladies, these ladies, there you
go they're in like the 70s.
yeah, they come over and they'relike oh wow, you got yourself
stuck here.
This is bad.
I don't know, we might have atow rope over here.
You know they're in a jeep andso they're like we got a tow
rope.
Maybe we can help you out.
This van has not a hitch on it.
They don't got a bumper on it,like.
They're like I don know wemight tear this van apart.
(16:06):
And so then one of these ladieslook at it and they're like you
know what we should do?
We'll get the rubber mats outof our car.
We'll dig out the tires, putthe mats under the car and we'll
get it up out of the sand.
Dude, like a charm, dude itlike bam, they gripped, they
gripped, we bounced out.
I didn't like gun it, I justkept accelerating, kind of like
(16:28):
wheezed my way through the sand,got up to the hard pan sand.
Boom, I'm like I'm getting thefuck out of here, get in the van
.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Everybody get in the van, I'm out.
But you know the funny part?
You would have thought like,you know, I got three
70-year-old ladies.
They ain't no damn help.
No, they're the only people onthe beach that were helping us
Smart enough to sit there andgrab something.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
If you three ladies and I didn't get their name,
nothing.
But if they know who they are,the where's the beef ladies?
Yeah, I think.
Thank God for you, yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Thank God for elderly , educated, experience,
intelligence, yes, rightsometimes, sometimes, you don't
need the bra.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
So then here's the other thing that happened.
Now I want to get out of there,right?
And so now everybody, they'retrying to calm the girls down,
because I didn't wasn't focusedon this, but they're like
balling their heads out.
They're like, and my greatvacation so my little amelia
that's been telling everybodythat this is her island, she's
like crying over there and shelooks at my wife and she's like
(17:28):
all I want to do is have lunch.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Uncle Sean just messed it all up.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Why can't we just leave and have lunch, like she
has no idea of the magnitude ofwhat we're in.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Jack the shit up Right Just as soon.
So I'm like what's Carol doing?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah, so Carol's trying to calm the girls down
and they're like getting themwading in the water and stuff
like that, like because it's avery, you know, shallow, docile
beach and so, and then there'sjust birds everywhere.
So I'm like, listen, everybody,let's get back in, let's get
out of here, I gotta get out ofhere.
Like I'm thinking just like,get off this beach.
Yeah, definitely right, you'relike, I'm like I, we gotta get
(18:11):
out of here.
And so there's like hundreds ofcars down this beach on the
hard pan sand and I'm likeweaving through these cars.
But but before I get there, whenI get everybody in guess what?
One of those little son of abitch birds, the babies.
He decided he was gonna campout right underneath my car,
underneath the tire.
He's in the front of the tireand now I can't move the damn
(18:33):
car.
So then my niece is like, okay,we'll try to coax him.
I'm like coax him.
So they're literally pushingthe bird, the bird's like
stepping out of the way andstepping back in by the tire.
I'm like I dare you to run over.
I'm like there's going to be adead ass bird.
Somebody's going to be upset.
(18:53):
But I'll be continuing to go onWell there's a little bird
watching.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Ladies, man, be chasing your ass down the beach
yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
So we had to.
We had to like, um, she had toliterally coax him away from the
tire.
And then, at the same time, Ihad to like, I was like tell me
when he's away, because I'mgonna move the van.
But he was trying to get out ofthe sun, right you know,
because it was hot and stuffquit moving the damn van sean.
So I I got it moved.
Everybody jumped in the van.
We got the hell out of there.
As soon as I get in the van,everybody gets in the van.
(19:22):
What's my million, say I gottago to the bathroom.
I'm like here, we're notstopping on the beach for you
like we're good.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Well, she got all worked up.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Man next stop is um asphalt turf and I'll stop at
any place that has bathroom onasphalt dirt.
But man, was that experience?
Man, I was in like panic modeto be like.
I was like I can't.
This is going to be.
We'll be here all day trying toget this thing off the beach,
right?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Carol, check the tide .
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah, exactly.
Luckily it was low tide.
We would have been screwedlater on, but that was like the
big trauma experience.
But Million islands is amazing.
I would highly recommend thatto anybody who wants to get away
and just like.
It's a cool place in florida.
That story was priceless,believe me, I had.
(20:15):
I would have loved to seen yourface.
I I thought about that.
I was having nightmares likethe next fall of the days, but I
was trying to keep it, keep itcool with everybody, like I was
like it's okay, kids, it's okaythe car's sinking well, I just
felt it was like I stop it andI'm like get out, and I'm like
I'm screwed.
Sand man, you're screwed.
(20:36):
Yeah, anyways, that's prettyfunny though you're not getting
towed.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
No, we didn't get towed and we got out of there.
No, I'm just saying a sign thatsays you're screwed, yeah,
anyways, that's pretty funny,though you're not getting towed
no, we didn't get towed and wegot out of there.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
No, I'm just saying a sign that says you're not
getting.
Yeah, so the sign going likethis happens right must happen a
lot, and so you have to providesomebody else to get you.
And I don't even know how theywould tow it.
I've been like thinking thisover and over.
I don't know how they wouldhave towed that van out of there
.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Somebody's got experience.
They got for three little oldladies.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
And some rubber mats.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
And some rubber mats, yeah, but anyways, man, what's
been going on with you?
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Too much shit.
I mean, you know it took thelast four days off.
There's a reason.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
There's a reason.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Right.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
First of all, you don't take a lot of days off.
No, no, no, no.
Anybody that knows G, he fliesevery day.
He can possibly fly.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
But you know, like anything right, there comes a
time that's like you know thatyou've got to basically go
decompress.
And from this last week, man, Ineeded to decompress.
First of all, it started off,had a medical emergency on the
plane, that's fine.
But you get to this guy andthis guy is pale, he's sweating
and everything.
And the first thing I did is Itried to get him to lay down and
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get his feet elevated because Ifigured it was like blood
pressure or something was goingon.
And he doesn't want to believeme and he's like yeah, whatever,
I'm fine.
And I'm like listen, let's justlay down, it's going to make
you start making it feel betterright away.
And and he keeps telling me, no, and I'm getting my ice pack
and I'm trying to convince himto lay down, they're making a PA
.
We get a doctor come up.
She comes up and she tells himshe goes look, we need to get
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you to the back, get you, getyour feet elevated.
Listen, wait, this is where thehell did you hear that from?
Right, right, yeah, seriously,where did you hear that from?
I'm sitting there going damn.
And I told him that, sean, Iwas like damn, where did you
hear that from?
Huh, where did you hear it?
Get your feet elevated.
I told you that like 10 minutesago, yeah, so, anyway, so we
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get him to the but you know,okay, that's irritating, I know.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
You know, this subject of what you're talking
about is like our level ofperception of authority on the
plane.
Like people don't like.
I feel like they don't give usenough authority or enough
respect in our position that weknow what we're doing, because
everybody on the plane as aflight attendant isn't a new
flight attendant Like we.
There's a lot of experience onthat plane.
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I mean between you and I andwe're looking for a doctor.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Trust me, you know, we're looking for a doctor right
away.
I mean, we're making calls butuntil the doctor comes,
sometimes there's not a doctoron it, right?
So we have to initiate.
So one of the first things whenyou notice certain things, so
one of the first things when younotice certain things and I've
been on the plane long enoughand I've seen this many times,
right, right, and one of thefirst things that you do and
even if you're wrong, you'refine is get your ass on the
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ground, get your feet elevated,get your legs above your heart
to where it's not working sohard, and you're going to start
feeling better right away.
But do you want to listen?
No, and this goes the wholeweek, sean.
Okay, this is the whole weekgoing with this.
So, anyway, this guy ended upbeing fine, I mean, and and he
gets back to his seat.
He, you know, says how much heappreciates it.
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But I'm like you know, that'sjust the stupidity of that.
People, people don't listen.
They just, they just don't, donot listen.
They want to believe that theyknow exactly what they're doing
and they don't listen.
So, next thing so get a call tothe back.
We have a service animal onboard, right Okay, service
animal bit a passenger.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
What Wait?
First of all, service animalsdon't bite people.
Service animals don't servicepeople.
Right, Right.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Yeah, but you, you know already, when you have
animal on an aircraft and bitanother person, yeah, it's just
not good, no, it doesn't matter,service animal, not service
animal, the whole situation notgood, because you, you know
you're going to go back into ahot situation where somebody's
pissed.
Hell, yeah, okay.
So then you have to go throughall the reports and everything
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and the guy's like, oh yeah, no,it's fine, it's fine, blah,
blah, blah.
And then he thinks of theairline First thing, you know
that's coming and they think ofthe, the airline and the
situation and everything.
And all of a sudden yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Well then he's thinking about oh, maybe I can
get some money out of this or Ican get something out of it.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Yeah, I know it's an opportunist and that's fine.
I mean, you know I get dog bityou and you're an opportunist
and you're trying to getsomething from it and that's
fine.
But then what you do is thatyou key all these things and I
was explaining to the otherflight attendants OK, all this
stuff's got to happen now.
We got to happen now.
We've got to call paramedics,we've got to call med language.
There's all this wholeprocedure we've got to do Now.
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All the T's have got to becrossed, the I's are dotted.
And let me tell you somethingit's got to be done exactly the
way you're supposed to do it,because it's going to come back
and bite you in the ass.
You know that.
You know that.
So it's all this paperwork andhow much fun is paperwork, sean
oh, it's a joy, this bullshit.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
I hate doing paperwork.
I do, I hate.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
The worst thing that we have to do is paperwork but
seriously, people with this withservice animals, if it's not a
service animal, okay.
If it's not a service animal,don't list it as a service
animal, because dogs, if dogsget spooked, they're gonna bite.
They're gonna just react andand I know that I have a dog and
they're going to react andthey're going to bite.
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But you know, the thing is isthat you're the one that signed
that paperwork.
You're responsible.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Well, the one thing that I have to say about this is
that the dog is not a serviceanimal and no matter what I mean
my, my, my suggestion to a crewis you need to document that
dog, no matter what, whether,whether the guy wanted to report
it or not.
You need to document it becausethat person's dog is not a
service animal.
We already know that you knowas crew.
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Um, and then needs to go on therecord.
Like that needs to be trackedin the record, saying like
somebody needs to go intoquestion that they're carrying
an animal that's violent topeople that bit someone yeah
yeah, yeah.
So I mean, regardless of themtrying to scam the system and
get their puppy from a to b orwhatever they're trying to do, I
mean that needs to bedocumented, just because, uh,
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and I get to get the guy's angletoo, like he's just looking for
something, a free ticket orwhatever he's looking for, but,
um, or maybe he's looking to suethe lady I, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yeah, we were going to make sure that the dog was
documented.
It's not the dog's fault, it'sthe owner.
Not bad to animals, bad owners.
But anyway, it wasn't a serviceanimal.
People just don't do it.
If it's not a service animal,don't list it as a service
animal, because this couldhappen.
You're going to get sued.
I mean you're going to get sued.
I mean you're going to get sued, but anyway you've got to deal
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with all that crap.
So next, okay, and this one isthe one that sent me over the
edge You're having a doozy week.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Yeah, I just said it Right.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
You're sinking in the sand.
It made me feel a little bitbetter.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Right, okay, I'll just let you know.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Okay, you sinking in the sand made me feel a little
bit better about my week, butanyway, now people, the first
thing that we tell them to puttheir seat bags, tray tables,
phones put them away, put yourbags underneath your seat,
simple things, right before wetake off.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yeah, simple things.
Mandatory safety FAA.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
We say it a few times , right, we tell them a few
times, and then we go throughand we have to verify that all
this is done before we take off.
And there's reasons because forsafety of flight Okay, people
just get pissed if you tell themwhat to do, right?
Oh yeah, they get pissed thedefiant Stupid.
Don't tell me what to do, it'sjust dumb.
It's just dumb right, they giveyou attitude.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Leave me alone.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Yeah, attitude, attitude.
Don't they look at you gettingoff of getting getting off the
phone, right?
Oh no, you're talking to me,yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
I got a, I got a call , I got to take care.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Girl was sitting there and ask her to get off the
phone.
She just looked at me and shegave me that that.
You know how do you roll youreyes.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Continue talking.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
That dismissive added like you know, Completely Right
.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Like she was talking to her man or something.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Yeah, honey, go away.
Yeah, get away from it, go away.
I got things more importantgoing on.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Yeah, that doesn't work, Sean.
No, not in that environment.
No, it doesn't work.
So you know, I told her, orwith you or I?
No, not at all, not at all.
Especially, especially, in themood that I've been in this week
.
So I looked at her and I toldher.
I said now here's your oneopportunity.
Right, you got a choice to make.
Now, if you see me go to thefront of the aircraft and this
aircraft turns around, you'regetting off, you're leaving, or
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you're getting off that phoneright now and you're not getting
back on it.
Because if you get back on itand we turn this plane around,
what do we do, sean?
We take them off.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
You're going to be off.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
We take them off If the plane turns around, you're
leaving, it's too late, right?
So it's a simple request.
Okay, simple request Put yourbags on.
Don't plug into the outlets inthe emergency exit.
Why?
Because people will trip if wehave to evacuate an aircraft.
So this was all week.
I mean this was all week.
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I mean this is all week, andusually it happens every once in
a while you get one or two.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
What was in the freaking water this week, Dude?
Who knows Pastures?
You know what the rules areeven before you get on.
It's pretty common for theairlines.
This is not unique to any onecompany.
Is what we all do?
We do the same exact thing.
You have to follow these rulesthat are mandated by the rules
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that govern the airline.
You know it's like I don't knowwhat people are.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
You know it's summer, though but the one that set me
off, though, is a littleteenager one, the teenager
that's traveling with mom anddad, and, and when they have
their tray table down, uh, youcan see that I'm eating.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Oh, hell, no, I'm like oh, mr mr miller needs some
time off yeah, yeah, oh no, oh,I maybe I can't see that I need
my glasses here.
Let me put them on.
I-ass.
Flight attendant.
Let's see what's happening.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
No, Sean, I was like I need a few days.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah, sometimes you need to decompress before you
blow, right.
Because we might say somethingor do something that would get
us in trouble.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
We don't want to do that.
You had that vision of, likethat throat-punching thing yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
That kid needed a throat punch.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Exactly.
But no, it was a freaking,crazy-ass week, man, I needed
some time off.
So I took the last four daysoff and I kind of decompressed a
little bit.
But as I was taking that off,you know, I kind of watched a
little bit of the news.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Yeah, mm-hmm, lots of stuff happening in the news, a
lot of fun stuff.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Oh crazy, but you know, when you went to school,
when you were in school, whatdid your teachers look like?
Old Crumpy Kangles.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Yeah, right, yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Some of them were a little wrinkly, those long-ass
dresses.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Yeah, or he was big and fat, elderly age, balding,
receded hairline.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
There was absolutely nothing to look at.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
No, no, there wasn't anything interesting other than
like what they were telling ussometimes.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
This week they had crazy these freaking hot
teachers that were messingaround with their students.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Dude, like three of them, dude.
That's like every teenage boy'sfantasy, right?
I mean like hot for teacher,especially in our generation,
with the song and everything youknow.
It's like I was always, like Idon't see any teachers like that
.
I'm always envisioning, likeyou knowing, for all those
Catholic people out there, thenuns walking around with the
rulers and shit like that, likethese old people, frumpy old.
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No, no, I didn't have anythinglike that.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Well, you know, there's moms at home right now
going.
That's not funny.
Those young men are going to betraumatized, my ass.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
No, the're not.
The only trauma they get is notmissing out.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
We're going to go over that one too, Because I was
sitting there thinking aboutthis and you've seen this, and
this one was having sex with a16-year-old boy.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Sister 2023.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Wow 2023.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
That's a run.
The one had like 50 counts.
Wow, 50 counts Sean.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Well, that wasn't an account.
That was a relationship she washaving with a young kid.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
So these girls were freaking, these teachers were
smoking hot.
Not one of my teachers, one ofmy teachers.
You know what her name was.
What's that?
Dead Fish Ragner.
Dead Fish Ragner.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Dead Fish Ragner Was she a Viking with horns on top
of her head.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
There's nobody that you're sitting there going.
Oh yeah, you know, I reallywant to go to sleep with her.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Yeah, I didn't have any creative names for our
teachers, cause I will tell youthat, like in high school, when
I got to the high school, like Ididn't pay attention to
teachers until high schoolreally, cause, like in high
school, you get more like thatinteraction with your teachers
and a little bit more personalRight, right, like.
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So that's when you when Ireally like recognize teacher
other than you know that teacherI call pig in fourth grade.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
But um, we already went through that right, you got
a trip down there to the prisonright.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
So you know most of my teachers I was in italy and
in italy it's so cool becauseone, there's no drinking age
there, so all the teachers knowthat right.
So like it was very common inour school that we were at, that
we actually would get togetherwith our teachers and go out to
dinner and stuff like that as agroup and talk about life and
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they'd give us guidance andstuff like that.
It was cool and I will admit wesat around drinking and all
kinds of stuff, but it wasn'tlike out of hand.
It wasn't like the American kiddrinking that we're thinking
about, like over there in europe.
It's like not a big deal, right, you know.
So like people didn't drinkingwasn't even a thing.
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The only people that thought itwas a thing were the kids that
had just transferred in fromover the united states.
You know, like they just gotthere and they're like I could
drink.
Oh, you know they're the onesthat are binging and passing out
and you know getting in troublefor drinking and stuff.
But yeah, the teachers were notlike I didn't.
I had one teacher Think aboutthis that had a wife that was
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hot, yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
But seriously, I mean when we were in school none of
them look like this.
No.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
None of them.
I mean I have young teachers.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Well, you always hear about the male teachers, right
Right, and if you start reallyGoogling, there's a lot of women
that actually have sexualrelations with these young boys.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Yeah, I mean this week.
So I'm doing research for thiswhole you brought up, and so I
found three that just happenedthis month that are all being on
trial in jail whatever thathave been doing this partaking
in the student body.
I think we got cheated.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Well, first of all, if there was somebody there in
my generation that, okay, lookat this picture, sean, and tell
me that you wouldn't betraumatized, well, no, I
wouldn't be traumatized by her,and no, but she is a uh, yeah,
we're gonna be so much shit forthis one.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
I'm very upset that I didn't get it, wasn't she
picked?
Speaker 2 (36:25):
They sat there and said this one boy, on this one,
you know the 50 counts that he'sgoing to be traumatized for the
rest of his life.
And I was sitting therethinking the only thing that
this guy is going to betraumatized is he shouldn't have
said anything.
That's number one.
Number two he thought he wasgoing to get this through his
high school years.
And then he thought he wasgoing to get this through his
high school years, and then hethought he's going to get it
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when he came home from college.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
And now he's got reason reason to be traumatized
yeah, the crazy thing is howthese people get caught right.
So the latest gal, she getstaught because she tells another
fellow teacher about herexcavates with this student and
then the teacher's like I gottaturn this in you got away with
it and then you had to tellsomebody yeah, you had to open
your mouth, it wasn't even thestudent Right right, the student
(37:08):
.
I don't think any of thesestudents came forward.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
That was a smart, yeah, that was a smart student,
right, he was like oh hell, no,I learned.
I've seen that in the news.
I'm keeping it to myself.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
So here's the crazy thing too, as I'm thinking about
this thing, like most of allthese cases that we're talking
about, it's female teachers withmale adolescent boys, right,
but you don't see the reverse.
I haven't seen any reversestuff, because when you switch
this script to that reverse, nowit's male, you know teachers
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raping girls, you know so like,and I guess it's female teachers
raping boys, right, and that'swhat they are accused of and
stuff.
But uh, and that one gal, 50accounts of uh rape, whatever,
but it is a uh, it's, it's.
It's a very interesting dynamic.
But remember that one teacherthat actually, like this
(38:01):
happened, I don't know, this waslike 10, 20 years ago, but she
ended up marrying the student.
Oh, yeah, yeah, like that,that's wild we still got cheated
.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
I don't care, man, I'm serious.
I mean, when I go back and Ithink of school, the only thing
I mean we had a home economicsteacher.
That you know back then youknow if a girl had big boobs,
that that's all you looked at,right?
Speaker 1 (38:25):
I mean seriously.
Well, those are the firstthings that you see.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Well, I know, but I mean usually, because the way
they dress, that's the onlything that would stick out.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
But I'm going to tell you right now.
I mean, I know a lot of guysare like into boobs, but I was
always into the ass.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
I get that.
But you, you had a hot round ass.
I was like, wow, I know, butI'm talking about my home
economics teacher and the onlytime that I mean she wasn't a
looker, Don't get me wrong, butshe wasn't a looker, but she was
the only one that I mean.
If you looked, I was sittingthere thinking, was there any of
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them?
I mean student teachers?
No, no, there was not one.
And then you see the picture ofit.
How could, how could, thehusband walk in with the one
that's got like 50 countsagainst her?
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Yeah, I mean, that's a lawyer's advice.
You know like you need some,some support.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Could you imagine sitting in there and hearing
that?
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Hearing all this stuff that your wife just did
with this teenager.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
But then you love the before and after pictures.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Pictures because you know they get before prison and
then after prison.
Yeah, the mugshot.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
This is what she looked like when it happened
because if if it would havelooked like the mugshot, it
wouldn't happen.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
No, no no, not even close yeah, they're a little
rough, although that's a mugshoton that one guy, the most
recent one, that's nice.
Yeah, right, traumatized SeanDude.
I don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Did you get cheated?
Did you get cheated?
Come on, just say it.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Did you feel like you got cheated?
Any teenage boy out there wouldbe like I'm upset that I didn't
get laid, Did you?
Speaker 2 (40:02):
get cheated.
Did you feel like you gotcheated?
You're bullshit.
You're saying you got cheated.
I'm telling you we got cheated.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Maybe you need to talk to a counselor about this.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
I was just laughing because I was sitting there
thinking the whole time we never, ever, ever had teachers that
looked like that.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
No man, I've never had teachers.
I saw some moms around school.
For sure there were some momsaround school?
Speaker 2 (40:27):
for sure, there's some moms, right right.
Well, we had, we had some maleteachers that you knew they were
messing around with the girls.
I mean, you heard about that, Imean, but back then they didn't
report it not in my school,they're every.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
I'm telling you, everybody was old, it was old
yeah, well, we had a coupleyoung.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
We had a couple young , um, uh, physical ed teachers
come in and and everybody knewthat they they're messing around
, but back then they didn'treport it.
Now, social media, everything,shoot, you're on, you're, you're
gonna, you're gonna get postedeverywhere yeah, I'd be.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
it'd be interesting to like, like go back to like a
school reunion, yeah, and thentalk about this, like with the,
with the student body that yougraduated with, and said, like
who knew about some stuff?
Like that'd be crazy, like tofind out oh yeah wait, Mr who
was with her, you know like, andshe could miss who was with her
.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
But you know, looking at these pictures, I would
honestly, I would risk beingtraumatized though.
Sean.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
I've heard this about 10 times.
Now I'd say it man.
I'm just telling you, we gotcheated.
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
All right, man, let's go around the globe.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Around the globe, man .
There is all kinds of crazystuff happening, man.
What is the most stupidestthing a passenger could say on a
plane?
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Well, you spell bomb.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Well, that's been happening.
Stupidity, Just straight stupid.
Yeah, well, that's beenhappening.
Stupidity, just straight stupid.
Yeah, people like it's alwaysinteresting to me, like even in
conversation on a plane, likepeople will be talking to us and
they're interested in our joband blah, blah, blah, what we
encounter, and stuff like that,but then they get to this point
where they want to like jokeabout that subject in that
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environment.
There's no joking, yeah.
To like joke about that subjectin that environment, there's no
joking.
Yeah, there's zero joking aboutthat in our job or around our
job.
And once you're on the planeyou start talking about bomb is
no joke, nope, because nobody'sgonna take it as a joke.
Nope, yeah, and there'sconsequences, right?
Speaker 2 (42:20):
big time.
Well, look okay first, firstone, let let's look at the
stupidity of this guy.
So he misses his flight, right,misses his flight.
So what does he do?
First thing he do, right.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Not call the airline Go book another flight Rebook
right.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Right, Not rebook.
I'm going to call.
Let's see what am I going to do.
I'm going to call in a bombthreat on that flight Stupid.
How freaking dumb can you be?
Then the next call.
You know what the next call was.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Well, here's the thing I'm thinking about this.
I'm like why would he do this?
What's the reason?
Is he pissed off at the airline?
Speaker 2 (42:59):
Did he think the plane was going to come back?
Speaker 1 (43:01):
Yeah, what did he think was going to happen when
he did this?
Like that's my whole point.
Like was he trying to bevindictive to try to get at the
airline, or was he trying tolike, oh, I'm going to
manipulate this situation, I'mgoing to get this plane to come
back and get me, type of thing?
You know, like what they'rethinking in their head.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Stupid, stupid, very stupid, so anyway.
So his next call is to theairline to rebook his flight.
So he rebooks his flight.
Okay, well, they find out whoit was Right, so they come and
get him and he admits to callingin the bomb threat on that
flight.
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So then, guess what?
They take him off the flightthat he rebooked on.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
You missed two of them you're gonna be missing a
whole bunch of others becauseyou're not gonna not gonna be
spending time at the airportanymore.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
You're an idiot, I mean just afraid you're a
freaking idiot.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Well, here's the thing too, like the consequences
for that and I don't know whatthe consequences happen to this
guy, because we didn't researchthat far but I mean, or it's
still a case going on right nowthe.
You know those people listen,this is a privilege.
You know flying is a privilege,right, you know these people
need to stop and be like,literally, you know you're, you
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don't fly anymore for the restof your life.
You know this, this stupid.
Oh, this is a nationwide banfor you.
You know, if you want to go fly, go fly.
Turkish Airline or somethinglike that, somebody outside of
the US.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
This was a little bit quieter.
This idiot made a comment onthe plane to one of the crew
members, so this is whathappened.
So he makes a comment about abomb being on the plane.
So they taxi off into a remotearea Right and is surrounded by
police officers, swat, bombsquad, everybody.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
All crew knows what's happening right now.
I mean, you made a comment.
You don't even have to, andthat's the point here that we're
trying to make.
You make a comment about a bomb, right, and whether how we
react and we don't react orwhatever.
That crew right there they justlisten to your comment, but
(45:18):
they relayed that to the captain.
The captain takes that as forreal and all kinds of things are
getting ready to go down.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
So you're wondering what's going through this
person's head when they'resitting there going.
I wonder what's going on.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
Yeah.
Why is the plane stopped?
Why is the plane stopped?
This is so weird.
Police are surrounded.
Swat team is surrounded.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
What's happening, Boy ?
They're being aggressive.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
Who is the asshole that just did this to us?
Did somebody call this in on me?
Who was it?
Then they find out when theyget off the plane.
It was you.
You're this stupid-ass idiotthat started talking about a
bomb.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
So they take this ding-dong off the aircraft,
right, they walk them off theairplane.
But this is not just whathappens, because the police
don't know it's just him.
They don't know if he'straveling with someone, if it
was real, if it's legit.
So they got to take theaircraft to a remote area.
They have to take this personoff, they have to deplane, they
have to search every passenger,every bag, everything on that
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aircraft has to be searched.
It has to be swept with a bombsquad and a dog and that airport
, basically, was shut down fromdepartures for hours.
So there was like I don't knowhow many flights that were
delayed just because of that,the vast impact that you're
having.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
I mean, this person has no idea Like.
This is a serious, serious, CanI say it one more time Serious.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Shit's going to start for you after this.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
Yeah, you do not want to be.
This is not the environment tobe talking about it, joking
about it or even mentioning it,Unless you want something to
happen like this.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
Well, I can tell you there's in your future, there is
.
There's one word that will uhbe your travel a greyhound,
because your ass will never beon a plane again yeah, man,
amtrak might be another option Idon't know, even they'll let
you on a train who knows,they'll probably, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
That that's the.
That's an interesting subject.
Like these people, people thatdo get banned, you know, because
FAA and all this stuff coversall transportation, right, yeah,
so it's like, do they getbanned everywhere?
Like is this person stuck intheir state and they can only
use a car?
Now you know, like I don't know.
A bicycle, yeah, I mean, theyshouldn't be even allowed on a
(47:45):
freaking electric bike, likeit's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
So let's recap, to make sure that people like me
don't have to go take four moredays off.
You know something?
Just pay attention on theplanes.
Don't say stupid things like abomb's on a plane or I wish I'd
blow something up, or you callin a stupid threat for an
aircraft.
Don't do dumb things like that.
Just get on the damn plane, goto your destination, enjoy what
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you're doing.
But you know something, brotherit's coming up the 4th of July
weekend 4th of July man.
What are you doing or do youhave any plans Working?
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Working.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
Yeah, working.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
Of course I already knew that you were going to be
working because our airline weget paid extra for working on
the holiday, exactly so you andmy wife are there.
You're both working.
I am not working well I'm goingto a party I was invited to and
I'm going to attend for a littlebit because I do work the next
day after um, but I'm notworking for the fourth july, but
so, and my wife has a likechecking at like 5 am, so she's
gonna be going like on thefourth july, which is like one
(48:51):
of the worst days to go to bedearly.
Right, she's probably flyingwith me probably that's nice,
yeah, yeah.
Well, that's working and youbeing at home again.
Yeah, you guys, have a good dayat work exactly there's there's
another shocker yeah, I'll beum partaking in, um and
festivities all right man, let'sget to the quote all right,
(49:14):
what?
What's the quote we got today?
Speaker 2 (49:17):
it's not over when you lose, it's over when you
quit absolutely, absolutely, man.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
It is absolutely.
You can't be quitter.
Nope, you got to be focused onthe goal.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
And I'm not quitting.
I'm getting back in the game,man, I just need a little break.
But hey, listen, you guys havea great Fourth of July weekend.
It was a lot of fun.
Don't do stupid things on anairplane because you know
something.
Flight attendants, they don'tlike that.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
Yeah, you're going to be hearing this episode after
the 4th of July and hopefullywe'll have some recaps of what
happened this last weekend andcelebrating all the festivities
of our nation and all that goodstuff.
But have a great celebration,stay safe out there.
And one more time, sean, I feltcheated, felt cheated.
Hey, and listen, I want to talkabout one thing before, one
(50:08):
other thing before we leave.
I have a friend that hashappened right here in my
neighborhood and this is justkind of like a warning for
everybody out there Be carefulwith these fireworks.
I mean, and I know what this is,you're hearing this after the
fact and everything but peopleset these off many days and many
weeks after the 4th of July.
But I had a buddy thatliterally he lit a firework and
(50:31):
he was like you know, oh, thisis, and this one, the big ones,
you know they go up and explodeand make the big old, you know,
boom in the air and all thatgood stuff, right, but he lit it
and the firework didn't go off,and so they waited and waited,
and waited and they thought, oh,okay, all right, it's clear to
go over here and see it, right,and he gets over there and he
(50:53):
stands over the top of it andthe thing goes off and literally
explodes half his face.
Oh my God.
Yeah, it was a horrible,horrible accident Happened many,
many years ago here in myneighborhood.
But it's a warning Be careful.
And I hope everybody was safethis week.
You know this last past Fourthof July weekend and you know,
(51:16):
hopefully we're not going to betalking about any bad stories
this next week.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
No, hopefully it's a lot more fun.
Anyway, you guys have a greatweekend and we will see you next
time on Cabin Pressure.
See ya.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
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Until next time, stay strappedin, stay hydrated and, for the
love of TSA, keep your clotheson in the terminal.
Bye.
G needs four days to decompress.
Stuck in the sand with aminivan.
Teachers having sex withstudents all this next on Cabin
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This is cabin pressure you guys, welcome to cabin.
What's going on?
Coming back, man, from vacation, it was a crazy, fun, exciting
week of vacations and, man, Igot so much stuff to talk to you
about in this vacation stuffthat happened you won't believe
(00:58):
it.
First of all, the one thing Igot to talk about big time is I
got to experience a Bucky's.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
You know something?
Actually, Carol called me andtold me she couldn't get your
ass out of Bucky's.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Dude, it is crazy.
I mean I have never like so.
We live up here in theNortheast and there's no Bucky's
up here.
Now I've heard about Bucky'sand friends tell me about
Bucky's, but the experience ofBucky's I was like what the hell
?
I mean this place needs to beup here.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I was waiting for this one, because I have no idea
what a Buc-ee's is.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
You don't know no.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I've heard about it.
Yeah, I've heard about it.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I'm going to show you a picture here.
Bucky's, is this like theWalmart of like convenience
stores?
It's, it has got everything inthis in this store.
But here's the thing Snack City.
You know me, I like my sweets,I like my snacks and all this
stuff.
But is this like a truck stop?
(02:00):
No, trucks are allowed.
Oh, ok, and that's the beautyof it, it's like this giant.
It looks like a truck stop,right, but it's only for cars,
okay, and you go into this place.
I mean they got people runningaround, they got departments,
they got like, I mean, you'regonna see a whole wall of just
flirpies.
You're gonna see a whole wallof like beef jerky counter where
(02:22):
they have like 50 beef jerkytypes.
You know, you're gonna see thewhole section in the middle of
the store they got.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
They're just sitting there making pulled pork so
you're standing in the middle ofthis by and go.
Damn dude, I, I, my head islike someone around there's like
a thousand people in this place.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
You'd like to get in and out of the parking lot.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I mean, it was a traffic jam carol, come here,
look at these hot dogs dude, itwas a traffic jam.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Carol, come here, look at these hot dogs.
Dude, it was unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I'm telling you, I could so see.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
And here's the crazy thing about Buc-ee's.
I was like you know.
The volume of stuff being soldthere was just insane.
But I ran into what they'reknown for at Buc-ee's A package
of 20 Duracell or Energizerbatteries.
How much are we going to payfor that?
20 Duracell or Energizerbatteries?
How much are we going to payfor that?
I?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
know you're not the shop in it.
I know you're not the shopper.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
It's normally like 25 bucks, something like that Home
Depot.
You can go to Costco, get themsomewhere around the 20 range or
something like that Buc-ee's $9.
Where are they from?
They're a name brand, reallyname brand nine dollars.
I went and got a.
Here's another, here's anotherone.
Uh, acetaminophen like, oribuprofen you know, bottle of 50
(03:34):
, 50 tablets.
You know how much you're gonnapay for that.
If you're, if you're playingthe name brand, it's usually
like oh, like 15 bucks orsomething like that, right.
And then if you get the offbrand, it's like $10, maybe $12.
Right, bucky's $2.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Like I said, I could so see you looking at Carol
going.
Hey, come here, Look at thisdude.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
It was unbelievable.
I mean, I was just like wespent almost an hour in that
store, like an hour just likegoofing off, seeing all this,
this stuff, buying our snacksand stuff the freshest, like, if
you want some candy dude, thefreshest candy, because the
volume of turnover that'shappening there is like it's
just going crazy.
Like you're just it was anamazing bucky's and everybody
(04:16):
that's listening to the showthat knows a bucky.
They're like oh hell yeah yeah,welcome to the family.
I cannot get him out of bucky'sno my friends were like the
first time you go into bucky,sean, I know you're gonna,
you're gonna drop 100 bucks forsure.
Did you get a slurpee, dude?
I got a slurpee, I got thebucky.
They got these cinnamon buckypopcorn bites, dude, out of this
(04:36):
world.
Out of this world, I mean, theygot like whole walls of like
nuts and candies, like the buckypackages of that stuff insane.
But here's the other thing.
So bucky, walking in and out ofit, they had this giant sign in
there and it was like this uh,sign about, like you know, come
work for bucky's.
Tell me what an assistantgeneral manager makes at puckies
(04:59):
starting.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, starting pay probably about 38, 39 000 yeah,
38, 39, no, no, 125, 125, dude.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
What's the general?
What's the general manager make?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I'm guessing probably about 160 now 225 really, yeah.
But you know something it'salmost like a huge ass walmart,
though, because they're packedright.
Yeah, they gotta be packed'repacked.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
They've got to be packed.
Listen, this is a conveniencestore that has departments in
the convenience store.
They can sell clothes, theysell snacks, they've got all of
the food stuff and everything.
They have managers for each oneof those sections.
You have an assistant managerto the store, you have the
general manager to the store.
There's like 50 employees goingthere.
I mean it's a big operation.
(05:45):
It is constant.
The employees are like justokay, what's the gas prices?
because I mean, right, they'resupposed to have like a cheap it
was down to like I want to sayit was like below three dollars
for sure when we were there,right it.
I mean it's an experience.
Anytime you can get to abucky's and stop at a bucky's,
like you, do it.
You will like it will blow yourmind.
And I know you can get to aBuc-ee's and stop at a Buc-ee's,
(06:05):
do it, it will blow your mind.
And I know you go down toFlorida.
They're in Florida, right.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Well, listen, before we get to your whole Florida
experience.
Let people know our requiredduty items.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Our required duty items.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah, what's the one thing that we usually have to
have all the time?
A flashlight no, that'sbullshit.
What's the one thing on youthat you've got to have all?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
the time.
No, our ID, oh no.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Your ID.
Oh, id, yes, we have to havethat your.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
ID.
Right, I know where you'regoing, son of a bitch.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah, go ahead Talk Talk about it.
Let me tell you so you'resupposed to.
When you travel with theairport, you're supposed to
travel with your ID, right?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Right.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Okay, well, when you're an airline person, we
have our airline ID.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Absolutely, because we go through known crew members
.
Well, it gives us all ourairline privileges.
Known crew member.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Jump seat privileges with our airline.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Exactly, or if you get random, you got to go
through.
Sure, go ahead when else.
So you go through all thatright yeah.
Okay.
So when you started your trip,yeah, and Carol was going into
the airport.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
I was packing up, I was thinking, I'm going on
vacation.
I got ready, I'm out of here, Igot all my stuff, it's packed up
, ready to go.
I get all the way to theairport and what do I forget?
Hmm, my ID, yeah, your ID.
And here's the thing.
The crazy thing is that, like,we always go through, you know
known crew member and we get thebypass.
(07:33):
And even if we get random, youknow we get to bypass and still
step up to the front to getthrough and all.
So it goes pretty quick.
But when you really have to gothrough that, like in certain
airports, I mean and I gotpre-check because I got global
entry and all that stuff, but itit took me like a good 20-25
minutes to get through.
My wife had parked the car,came back to the airport, went
(07:54):
through kcm and got down to thegate, was texting me.
I was still in line because youdidn't.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
You didn't remember your one thing, right id?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
your, I your identification okay so.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Has this ever happened before to you?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
yeah, this has happened several times.
I need to develop a system.
You think after 30 freakingfive years of flying I can
figure it out, but I rememberthis.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
wait a minute, we're in the same car.
Oh man Gee, I forgot my ID.
We had to go back get your IDright, Yep, and then recently.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Recently you were going to work.
Yeah, yeah, got in off of avacation and walking in with the
wife.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
And you were just getting back to work.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah, just getting back to work, tapped my chest no
ID, no, no ID, no ID.
Boom, missed trip.
It is a bad habit.
So what happens?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
What happens whenever you forgot your ID.
Then what did you do?
You call your buddy up.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah, I call my buddy up.
I said, gee, you got to help meout.
I'm gone for 10 days and I gotto come back through Orlando.
First of all, orlando everybodyout there that knows Orlando
security and TSA insane Crazy.
Orlando everybody out thereknows Orlando security and TSA
insane crazy.
I thought I was like I wentthrough Cleveland and I was
hitting 25, 30 minutes goingthrough there.
I mean Orlando.
It would have been a nightmare.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
That would have been like waiting for the millennium
at Cedar Point.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yeah, I was like wait a minute, I got to get Carol.
Carol was actually the one thatshe was like you got to get
your ID, like you got to call GE.
We got to get this figured out.
Blah, blah, blah.
And who came in?
The knight in shining armorcomes in, goes, takes my IDs,
flies down to Florida on histrip.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Okay, wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Goes to beyond the reach of anything and gets my ID
to me.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
If you can't hear it, I'm reaching around patting my
ass on the back.
Because it wasn't only that.
When I got to his house, he hadhis security system on and I
told Carol.
I said, Carol, listen, you geton the phone and shut the
security system off, because Idon't believe his ass will do it
.
Listen, he forgot his damn ID.
He'll forget to turn thesecurity system off.
My ass is going to go to jailbecause Medina police is going
(10:08):
to come get my ass becausethey're going to see me on his
camera.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah, I would have been like ugly ass white man in
my house.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Yeah, put him in jail .
Put him in jail.
But anyway, I flew that thingdown the floor and threw it into
the to to the mail and sent itdirectly to UPS.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
UPS, yeah, yeah, UPS.
I wouldn't listen.
I am not a fan of the U?
S postal system.
They like if you would havegave it to them literally I
probably not not shown up towork this month, Like they would
have lost that son of a bitchfor sure.
Yeah, definitely, but anyway,listen remember your ID, sean?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah, I got to remember, okay, so go ahead.
And what about your let's?
Let's start with your trip,trip man.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
The trip was amazing.
You know, my little niece,milia, she, we took her to Milia
Island and you know everywhereshe was going on the Island like
we did all kinds of activitiesand stuff, just like a normal
vacation type of thing.
But you know she would walk upto him and she's like hey, hi,
my name is Amelia and this is myisland, like it was.
(11:12):
It was the cutest dang thing.
But she was just like likeeverybody she'd meet was like my
name is Amelia this is myisland, like the whole trip.
It was awesome.
But, uh, you know, that is,this is the reason why we work
hard and we save up our moneyand be able to do family
vacations like this, because, Imean, this is a memory for the,
(11:32):
for the ages.
You know, we'll always rememberthis vacation.
But one thing that did happen.
So this is crazy.
You know, we stayed at abeautiful hotel on the beach.
We had a great experience.
You know, actually, the waterin the ocean was like the
perfect temperature, like wow.
I mean I've never you know youdon't get to rarely get an ocean
(11:53):
water temperature where it'sjust like perfect.
It was perfect.
It was super cool, refreshing,all that good stuff, not too
cold, not too hot.
But the pool at the, the hotel,dude, it got to be like I felt
like it was in the high 80s forsure.
I mean, it wasn't even likerefreshing.
I was like me and my, uh, mynephew, he was like, yeah, we
(12:15):
got to go to the ocean, like wewould leave just to go to the
ocean, just to and I'm not a bigsand person, like I hate sand,
I like invasive, you know right.
But speaking about sand, this iswhat happened on our vacation.
We were out driving,experiencing the island,
deciding like we're going to gosee some different beaches.
We went to this like Black RockBeach and kind of walked out
(12:38):
and all this stuff, beautifulbeach, you know, no animals
allowed on the beach, which isodd in Florida, right, um,
beautiful beach.
We leave, we run into theseladies that are bird watchers
and they start telling us aboutthese birds because we were like
we, we saw these pink birds andwe like I turn the car around.
I'm like, oh, we got to go backand see these, uh, flamingos,
(13:00):
right.
So we get out of car lookingand we're like, oh, that's cool,
I'm taking pictures, these arecool flamingos.
They're like, no, no, no, no,those aren't flamingos, those
are spoon bill cranes orwhatever.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Yeah, so they're giving us the whole education.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
So the girls just like dive into it and they like
loved it, because we're likeseeing all this, you know
wildlife, and so they were likeyou should go down the road here
to this other beach and thisother beach, you can drive your
car out on the beach and you cango see.
And right now they're likehatching thousands of birds and
all this stuff.
So we're like, okay, let's dothis.
Okay, we're in a minivan and wedecide we're going to drive
(13:40):
down on the beach, which there'shundreds of cars out on this
beach, and we drive down and thesand's packed and all that
stuff.
I get all the way very down tothe very end, because I'm
thinking I, you know, gottawatch myself.
I'm in this minivan and it'sdriving fine down the beach.
And I get down there and I said, okay, I'm gonna turn this
around.
So I turn it up where I see allthese cars parked and I kind of
(14:01):
pull up to there and I startbacking out and my wheels start
going.
I'm like, oh shit.
And now I like go forward.
And it goes forward and then itjust like literally sinks.
I literally hit the pan of thefront of the car.
The wheels are into the sand.
We're stuck, dude.
(14:24):
If you could see my face rightnow I was at that moment I was
shitting bricks, dude.
I was like I could not.
I'm like you had the girls inthe car and they had signs.
Yeah, I had a whole crew in thecar and they had signs.
You know, don't get stuck, wedon't tow.
It was, it was a fun so whenyou become part of the beach.
(14:47):
So I stopped the car.
I'm like everybody out, I'mlike running out there.
I'm like, oh my gosh, I want toget to get this out, all this
stuff.
I'm looking, I try to get myniece to get in and she tries it
.
I didn't realize that the vandoor, when it's open, it
wouldn't like it actually staysin park.
It will not go.
So driver's doors open, itwouldn't go.
So I was like what's going onwith the car now?
(15:07):
I'm like I got mechanicalproblems, you know like well,
you're not familiar with theminivan.
Yeah, so I'm like so hyperfocused about like we got to get
this damn van out of here,right?
That's where ty comes in andI'm thinking I'm thinking I just
bought a minivan, like I'mgonna get they're gonna need a
helicopter to get this wholebitch out of here.
I'm going to need to be rescuedand the good thing is that all
(15:29):
vacation there was helicopterpatrols from the Marine base
going up and down.
Is anybody looking at you?
People are looking at us.
People are ignoring us.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
So nobody's like hey, I want to come help this guy.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
So three elderly ladies, these ladies, there you
go they're in like the 70s.
yeah, they come over and they'relike oh wow, you got yourself
stuck here.
This is bad.
I don't know, we might have atow rope over here.
You know they're in a jeep andso they're like we got a tow
rope.
Maybe we can help you out.
This van has not a hitch on it.
They don't got a bumper on it,like.
They're like I don know wemight tear this van apart.
(16:06):
And so then one of these ladieslook at it and they're like you
know what we should do?
We'll get the rubber mats outof our car.
We'll dig out the tires, putthe mats under the car and we'll
get it up out of the sand.
Dude, like a charm, dude itlike bam, they gripped, they
gripped, we bounced out.
I didn't like gun it, I justkept accelerating, kind of like
(16:28):
wheezed my way through the sand,got up to the hard pan sand.
Boom, I'm like I'm getting thefuck out of here, get in the van
.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Everybody get in the van, I'm out.
But you know the funny part?
You would have thought like,you know, I got three
70-year-old ladies.
They ain't no damn help.
No, they're the only people onthe beach that were helping us
Smart enough to sit there andgrab something.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
If you three ladies and I didn't get their name,
nothing.
But if they know who they are,the where's the beef ladies?
Yeah, I think.
Thank God for you, yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Thank God for elderly , educated, experience,
intelligence, yes, rightsometimes, sometimes, you don't
need the bra.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
So then here's the other thing that happened.
Now I want to get out of there,right?
And so now everybody, they'retrying to calm the girls down,
because I didn't wasn't focusedon this, but they're like
balling their heads out.
They're like, and my greatvacation so my little amelia
that's been telling everybodythat this is her island, she's
like crying over there and shelooks at my wife and she's like
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all I want to do is have lunch.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Uncle Sean just messed it all up.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Why can't we just leave and have lunch, like she
has no idea of the magnitude ofwhat we're in.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Jack the shit up Right Just as soon.
So I'm like what's Carol doing?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah, so Carol's trying to calm the girls down
and they're like getting themwading in the water and stuff
like that, like because it's avery, you know, shallow, docile
beach and so, and then there'sjust birds everywhere.
So I'm like, listen, everybody,let's get back in, let's get
out of here, I gotta get out ofhere.
Like I'm thinking just like,get off this beach.
Yeah, definitely right, you'relike, I'm like I, we gotta get
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out of here.
And so there's like hundreds ofcars down this beach on the
hard pan sand and I'm likeweaving through these cars.
But but before I get there, whenI get everybody in guess what?
One of those little son of abitch birds, the babies.
He decided he was gonna campout right underneath my car,
underneath the tire.
He's in the front of the tireand now I can't move the damn
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car.
So then my niece is like, okay,we'll try to coax him.
I'm like coax him.
So they're literally pushingthe bird, the bird's like
stepping out of the way andstepping back in by the tire.
I'm like I dare you to run over.
I'm like there's going to be adead ass bird.
Somebody's going to be upset.
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But I'll be continuing to go onWell there's a little bird
watching.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Ladies, man, be chasing your ass down the beach
yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
So we had to.
We had to like, um, she had toliterally coax him away from the
tire.
And then, at the same time, Ihad to like, I was like tell me
when he's away, because I'mgonna move the van.
But he was trying to get out ofthe sun, right you know,
because it was hot and stuffquit moving the damn van sean.
So I I got it moved.
Everybody jumped in the van.
We got the hell out of there.
As soon as I get in the van,everybody gets in the van.
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What's my million, say I gottago to the bathroom.
I'm like here, we're notstopping on the beach for you
like we're good.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Well, she got all worked up.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Man next stop is um asphalt turf and I'll stop at
any place that has bathroom onasphalt dirt.
But man, was that experience?
Man, I was in like panic modeto be like.
I was like I can't.
This is going to be.
We'll be here all day trying toget this thing off the beach,
right?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Carol, check the tide .
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah, exactly.
Luckily it was low tide.
We would have been screwedlater on, but that was like the
big trauma experience.
But Million islands is amazing.
I would highly recommend thatto anybody who wants to get away
and just like.
It's a cool place in florida.
That story was priceless,believe me, I had.
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I would have loved to seen yourface.
I I thought about that.
I was having nightmares likethe next fall of the days, but I
was trying to keep it, keep itcool with everybody, like I was
like it's okay, kids, it's okaythe car's sinking well, I just
felt it was like I stop it andI'm like get out, and I'm like
I'm screwed.
Sand man, you're screwed.
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Yeah, anyways, that's prettyfunny though you're not getting
towed.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
No, we didn't get towed and we got out of there.
No, I'm just saying a sign thatsays you're screwed, yeah,
anyways, that's pretty funny,though you're not getting towed
no, we didn't get towed and wegot out of there.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
No, I'm just saying a sign that says you're not
getting.
Yeah, so the sign going likethis happens right must happen a
lot, and so you have to providesomebody else to get you.
And I don't even know how theywould tow it.
I've been like thinking thisover and over.
I don't know how they wouldhave towed that van out of there
.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Somebody's got experience.
They got for three little oldladies.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
And some rubber mats.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
And some rubber mats, yeah, but anyways, man, what's
been going on with you?
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Too much shit.
I mean, you know it took thelast four days off.
There's a reason.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
There's a reason.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Right.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
First of all, you don't take a lot of days off.
No, no, no, no.
Anybody that knows G, he fliesevery day.
He can possibly fly.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
But you know, like anything right, there comes a
time that's like you know thatyou've got to basically go
decompress.
And from this last week, man, Ineeded to decompress.
First of all, it started off,had a medical emergency on the
plane, that's fine.
But you get to this guy andthis guy is pale, he's sweating
and everything.
And the first thing I did is Itried to get him to lay down and
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get his feet elevated because Ifigured it was like blood
pressure or something was goingon.
And he doesn't want to believeme and he's like yeah, whatever,
I'm fine.
And I'm like listen, let's justlay down, it's going to make
you start making it feel betterright away.
And and he keeps telling me, no, and I'm getting my ice pack
and I'm trying to convince himto lay down, they're making a PA
.
We get a doctor come up.
She comes up and she tells himshe goes look, we need to get
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you to the back, get you, getyour feet elevated.
Listen, wait, this is where thehell did you hear that from?
Right, right, yeah, seriously,where did you hear that from?
I'm sitting there going damn.
And I told him that, sean, Iwas like damn, where did you
hear that from?
Huh, where did you hear it?
Get your feet elevated.
I told you that like 10 minutesago, yeah, so, anyway, so we
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get him to the but you know,okay, that's irritating, I know.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
You know, this subject of what you're talking
about is like our level ofperception of authority on the
plane.
Like people don't like.
I feel like they don't give usenough authority or enough
respect in our position that weknow what we're doing, because
everybody on the plane as aflight attendant isn't a new
flight attendant Like we.
There's a lot of experience onthat plane.
(23:06):
I mean between you and I andwe're looking for a doctor.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Trust me, you know, we're looking for a doctor right
away.
I mean, we're making calls butuntil the doctor comes,
sometimes there's not a doctoron it, right?
So we have to initiate.
So one of the first things whenyou notice certain things, so
one of the first things when younotice certain things and I've
been on the plane long enoughand I've seen this many times,
right, right, and one of thefirst things that you do and
even if you're wrong, you'refine is get your ass on the
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ground, get your feet elevated,get your legs above your heart
to where it's not working sohard, and you're going to start
feeling better right away.
But do you want to listen?
No, and this goes the wholeweek, sean.
Okay, this is the whole weekgoing with this.
So, anyway, this guy ended upbeing fine, I mean, and and he
gets back to his seat.
He, you know, says how much heappreciates it.
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But I'm like you know, that'sjust the stupidity of that.
People, people don't listen.
They just, they just don't, donot listen.
They want to believe that theyknow exactly what they're doing
and they don't listen.
So, next thing so get a call tothe back.
We have a service animal onboard, right Okay, service
animal bit a passenger.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
What Wait?
First of all, service animalsdon't bite people.
Service animals don't servicepeople.
Right, Right.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Yeah, but you, you know already, when you have
animal on an aircraft and bitanother person, yeah, it's just
not good, no, it doesn't matter,service animal, not service
animal, the whole situation notgood, because you, you know
you're going to go back into ahot situation where somebody's
pissed.
Hell, yeah, okay.
So then you have to go throughall the reports and everything
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and the guy's like, oh yeah, no,it's fine, it's fine, blah,
blah, blah.
And then he thinks of theairline First thing, you know
that's coming and they think ofthe, the airline and the
situation and everything.
And all of a sudden yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Well then he's thinking about oh, maybe I can
get some money out of this or Ican get something out of it.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Yeah, I know it's an opportunist and that's fine.
I mean, you know I get dog bityou and you're an opportunist
and you're trying to getsomething from it and that's
fine.
But then what you do is thatyou key all these things and I
was explaining to the otherflight attendants OK, all this
stuff's got to happen now.
We got to happen now.
We've got to call paramedics,we've got to call med language.
There's all this wholeprocedure we've got to do Now.
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All the T's have got to becrossed, the I's are dotted.
And let me tell you somethingit's got to be done exactly the
way you're supposed to do it,because it's going to come back
and bite you in the ass.
You know that.
You know that.
So it's all this paperwork andhow much fun is paperwork, sean
oh, it's a joy, this bullshit.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
I hate doing paperwork.
I do, I hate.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
The worst thing that we have to do is paperwork but
seriously, people with this withservice animals, if it's not a
service animal, okay.
If it's not a service animal,don't list it as a service
animal, because dogs, if dogsget spooked, they're gonna bite.
They're gonna just react andand I know that I have a dog and
they're going to react andthey're going to bite.
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But you know, the thing is isthat you're the one that signed
that paperwork.
You're responsible.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Well, the one thing that I have to say about this is
that the dog is not a serviceanimal and no matter what I mean
my, my, my suggestion to a crewis you need to document that
dog, no matter what, whether,whether the guy wanted to report
it or not.
You need to document it becausethat person's dog is not a
service animal.
We already know that you knowas crew.
(26:32):
Um, and then needs to go on therecord.
Like that needs to be trackedin the record, saying like
somebody needs to go intoquestion that they're carrying
an animal that's violent topeople that bit someone yeah
yeah, yeah.
So I mean, regardless of themtrying to scam the system and
get their puppy from a to b orwhatever they're trying to do, I
mean that needs to bedocumented, just because, uh,
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and I get to get the guy's angletoo, like he's just looking for
something, a free ticket orwhatever he's looking for, but,
um, or maybe he's looking to suethe lady I, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yeah, we were going to make sure that the dog was
documented.
It's not the dog's fault, it'sthe owner.
Not bad to animals, bad owners.
But anyway, it wasn't a serviceanimal.
People just don't do it.
If it's not a service animal,don't list it as a service
animal, because this couldhappen.
You're going to get sued.
I mean you're going to get sued.
I mean you're going to get sued, but anyway you've got to deal
(27:22):
with all that crap.
So next, okay, and this one isthe one that sent me over the
edge You're having a doozy week.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Yeah, I just said it Right.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
You're sinking in the sand.
It made me feel a little bitbetter.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Right, okay, I'll just let you know.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Okay, you sinking in the sand made me feel a little
bit better about my week, butanyway, now people, the first
thing that we tell them to puttheir seat bags, tray tables,
phones put them away, put yourbags underneath your seat,
simple things, right before wetake off.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yeah, simple things.
Mandatory safety FAA.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
We say it a few times , right, we tell them a few
times, and then we go throughand we have to verify that all
this is done before we take off.
And there's reasons because forsafety of flight Okay, people
just get pissed if you tell themwhat to do, right?
Oh yeah, they get pissed thedefiant Stupid.
Don't tell me what to do, it'sjust dumb.
It's just dumb right, they giveyou attitude.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Leave me alone.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Yeah, attitude, attitude.
Don't they look at you gettingoff of getting getting off the
phone, right?
Oh no, you're talking to me,yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
I got a, I got a call , I got to take care.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Girl was sitting there and ask her to get off the
phone.
She just looked at me and shegave me that that.
You know how do you roll youreyes.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Continue talking.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
That dismissive added like you know, Completely Right
.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Like she was talking to her man or something.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Yeah, honey, go away.
Yeah, get away from it, go away.
I got things more importantgoing on.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Yeah, that doesn't work, Sean.
No, not in that environment.
No, it doesn't work.
So you know, I told her, orwith you or I?
No, not at all, not at all.
Especially, especially, in themood that I've been in this week
.
So I looked at her and I toldher.
I said now here's your oneopportunity.
Right, you got a choice to make.
Now, if you see me go to thefront of the aircraft and this
aircraft turns around, you'regetting off, you're leaving, or
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you're getting off that phoneright now and you're not getting
back on it.
Because if you get back on itand we turn this plane around,
what do we do, sean?
We take them off.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
You're going to be off.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
We take them off If the plane turns around, you're
leaving, it's too late, right?
So it's a simple request.
Okay, simple request Put yourbags on.
Don't plug into the outlets inthe emergency exit.
Why?
Because people will trip if wehave to evacuate an aircraft.
So this was all week.
I mean this was all week.
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I mean this is all week, andusually it happens every once in
a while you get one or two.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
What was in the freaking water this week, Dude?
Who knows Pastures?
You know what the rules areeven before you get on.
It's pretty common for theairlines.
This is not unique to any onecompany.
Is what we all do?
We do the same exact thing.
You have to follow these rulesthat are mandated by the rules
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that govern the airline.
You know it's like I don't knowwhat people are.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
You know it's summer, though but the one that set me
off, though, is a littleteenager one, the teenager
that's traveling with mom anddad, and, and when they have
their tray table down, uh, youcan see that I'm eating.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Oh, hell, no, I'm like oh, mr mr miller needs some
time off yeah, yeah, oh no, oh,I maybe I can't see that I need
my glasses here.
Let me put them on.
I-ass.
Flight attendant.
Let's see what's happening.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
No, Sean, I was like I need a few days.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah, sometimes you need to decompress before you
blow, right.
Because we might say somethingor do something that would get
us in trouble.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
We don't want to do that.
You had that vision of, likethat throat-punching thing yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
That kid needed a throat punch.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Exactly.
But no, it was a freaking,crazy-ass week, man, I needed
some time off.
So I took the last four daysoff and I kind of decompressed a
little bit.
But as I was taking that off,you know, I kind of watched a
little bit of the news.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Yeah, mm-hmm, lots of stuff happening in the news, a
lot of fun stuff.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Oh crazy, but you know, when you went to school,
when you were in school, whatdid your teachers look like?
Old Crumpy Kangles.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Yeah, right, yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Some of them were a little wrinkly, those long-ass
dresses.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Yeah, or he was big and fat, elderly age, balding,
receded hairline.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
There was absolutely nothing to look at.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
No, no, there wasn't anything interesting other than
like what they were telling ussometimes.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
This week they had crazy these freaking hot
teachers that were messingaround with their students.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Dude, like three of them, dude.
That's like every teenage boy'sfantasy, right?
I mean like hot for teacher,especially in our generation,
with the song and everything youknow.
It's like I was always, like Idon't see any teachers like that
.
I'm always envisioning, likeyou knowing, for all those
Catholic people out there, thenuns walking around with the
rulers and shit like that, likethese old people, frumpy old.
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No, no, I didn't have anythinglike that.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Well, you know, there's moms at home right now
going.
That's not funny.
Those young men are going to betraumatized, my ass.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
No, the're not.
The only trauma they get is notmissing out.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
We're going to go over that one too, Because I was
sitting there thinking aboutthis and you've seen this, and
this one was having sex with a16-year-old boy.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Sister 2023.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Wow 2023.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
That's a run.
The one had like 50 counts.
Wow, 50 counts Sean.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Well, that wasn't an account.
That was a relationship she washaving with a young kid.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
So these girls were freaking, these teachers were
smoking hot.
Not one of my teachers, one ofmy teachers.
You know what her name was.
What's that?
Dead Fish Ragner.
Dead Fish Ragner.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Dead Fish Ragner Was she a Viking with horns on top
of her head.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
There's nobody that you're sitting there going.
Oh yeah, you know, I reallywant to go to sleep with her.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Yeah, I didn't have any creative names for our
teachers, cause I will tell youthat, like in high school, when
I got to the high school, like Ididn't pay attention to
teachers until high schoolreally, cause, like in high
school, you get more like thatinteraction with your teachers
and a little bit more personalRight, right, like.
(34:06):
So that's when you when Ireally like recognize teacher
other than you know that teacherI call pig in fourth grade.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
But um, we already went through that right, you got
a trip down there to the prisonright.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
So you know most of my teachers I was in italy and
in italy it's so cool becauseone, there's no drinking age
there, so all the teachers knowthat right.
So like it was very common inour school that we were at, that
we actually would get togetherwith our teachers and go out to
dinner and stuff like that as agroup and talk about life and
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they'd give us guidance andstuff like that.
It was cool and I will admit wesat around drinking and all
kinds of stuff, but it wasn'tlike out of hand.
It wasn't like the American kiddrinking that we're thinking
about, like over there in europe.
It's like not a big deal, right, you know.
So like people didn't drinkingwasn't even a thing.
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The only people that thought itwas a thing were the kids that
had just transferred in fromover the united states.
You know, like they just gotthere and they're like I could
drink.
Oh, you know they're the onesthat are binging and passing out
and you know getting in troublefor drinking and stuff.
But yeah, the teachers were notlike I didn't.
I had one teacher Think aboutthis that had a wife that was
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hot, yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
But seriously, I mean when we were in school none of
them look like this.
No.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
None of them.
I mean I have young teachers.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Well, you always hear about the male teachers, right
Right, and if you start reallyGoogling, there's a lot of women
that actually have sexualrelations with these young boys.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Yeah, I mean this week.
So I'm doing research for thiswhole you brought up, and so I
found three that just happenedthis month that are all being on
trial in jail whatever thathave been doing this partaking
in the student body.
I think we got cheated.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Well, first of all, if there was somebody there in
my generation that, okay, lookat this picture, sean, and tell
me that you wouldn't betraumatized, well, no, I
wouldn't be traumatized by her,and no, but she is a uh, yeah,
we're gonna be so much shit forthis one.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
I'm very upset that I didn't get it, wasn't she
picked?
Speaker 2 (36:25):
They sat there and said this one boy, on this one,
you know the 50 counts that he'sgoing to be traumatized for the
rest of his life.
And I was sitting therethinking the only thing that
this guy is going to betraumatized is he shouldn't have
said anything.
That's number one.
Number two he thought he wasgoing to get this through his
high school years.
And then he thought he wasgoing to get this through his
high school years, and then hethought he's going to get it
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when he came home from college.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
And now he's got reason reason to be traumatized
yeah, the crazy thing is howthese people get caught right.
So the latest gal, she getstaught because she tells another
fellow teacher about herexcavates with this student and
then the teacher's like I gottaturn this in you got away with
it and then you had to tellsomebody yeah, you had to open
your mouth, it wasn't even thestudent Right right, the student
(37:08):
.
I don't think any of thesestudents came forward.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
That was a smart, yeah, that was a smart student,
right, he was like oh hell, no,I learned.
I've seen that in the news.
I'm keeping it to myself.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
So here's the crazy thing too, as I'm thinking about
this thing, like most of allthese cases that we're talking
about, it's female teachers withmale adolescent boys, right,
but you don't see the reverse.
I haven't seen any reversestuff, because when you switch
this script to that reverse, nowit's male, you know teachers
(37:40):
raping girls, you know so like,and I guess it's female teachers
raping boys, right, and that'swhat they are accused of and
stuff.
But uh, and that one gal, 50accounts of uh rape, whatever,
but it is a uh, it's, it's.
It's a very interesting dynamic.
But remember that one teacherthat actually, like this
(38:01):
happened, I don't know, this waslike 10, 20 years ago, but she
ended up marrying the student.
Oh, yeah, yeah, like that,that's wild we still got cheated
.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
I don't care, man, I'm serious.
I mean, when I go back and Ithink of school, the only thing
I mean we had a home economicsteacher.
That you know back then youknow if a girl had big boobs,
that that's all you looked at,right?
Speaker 1 (38:25):
I mean seriously.
Well, those are the firstthings that you see.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Well, I know, but I mean usually, because the way
they dress, that's the onlything that would stick out.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
But I'm going to tell you right now.
I mean, I know a lot of guysare like into boobs, but I was
always into the ass.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
I get that.
But you, you had a hot round ass.
I was like, wow, I know, butI'm talking about my home
economics teacher and the onlytime that I mean she wasn't a
looker, Don't get me wrong, butshe wasn't a looker, but she was
the only one that I mean.
If you looked, I was sittingthere thinking, was there any of
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them?
I mean student teachers?
No, no, there was not one.
And then you see the picture ofit.
How could, how could, thehusband walk in with the one
that's got like 50 countsagainst her?
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Yeah, I mean, that's a lawyer's advice.
You know like you need some,some support.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Could you imagine sitting in there and hearing
that?
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Hearing all this stuff that your wife just did
with this teenager.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
But then you love the before and after pictures.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Pictures because you know they get before prison and
then after prison.
Yeah, the mugshot.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
This is what she looked like when it happened
because if if it would havelooked like the mugshot, it
wouldn't happen.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
No, no no, not even close yeah, they're a little
rough, although that's a mugshoton that one guy, the most
recent one, that's nice.
Yeah, right, traumatized SeanDude.
I don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Did you get cheated?
Did you get cheated?
Come on, just say it.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Did you feel like you got cheated?
Any teenage boy out there wouldbe like I'm upset that I didn't
get laid, Did you?
Speaker 2 (40:02):
get cheated.
Did you feel like you gotcheated?
You're bullshit.
You're saying you got cheated.
I'm telling you we got cheated.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Maybe you need to talk to a counselor about this.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
I was just laughing because I was sitting there
thinking the whole time we never, ever, ever had teachers that
looked like that.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
No man, I've never had teachers.
I saw some moms around school.
For sure there were some momsaround school?
Speaker 2 (40:27):
for sure, there's some moms, right right.
Well, we had, we had some maleteachers that you knew they were
messing around with the girls.
I mean, you heard about that, Imean, but back then they didn't
report it not in my school,they're every.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
I'm telling you, everybody was old, it was old
yeah, well, we had a coupleyoung.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
We had a couple young , um, uh, physical ed teachers
come in and and everybody knewthat they they're messing around
, but back then they didn'treport it.
Now, social media, everything,shoot, you're on, you're, you're
gonna, you're gonna get postedeverywhere yeah, I'd be.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
it'd be interesting to like, like go back to like a
school reunion, yeah, and thentalk about this, like with the,
with the student body that yougraduated with, and said, like
who knew about some stuff?
Like that'd be crazy, like tofind out oh yeah wait, Mr who
was with her, you know like, andshe could miss who was with her
.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
But you know, looking at these pictures, I would
honestly, I would risk beingtraumatized though.
Sean.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
I've heard this about 10 times.
Now I'd say it man.
I'm just telling you, we gotcheated.
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
All right, man, let's go around the globe.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Around the globe, man .
There is all kinds of crazystuff happening, man.
What is the most stupidestthing a passenger could say on a
plane?
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Well, you spell bomb.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Well, that's been happening.
Stupidity, Just straight stupid.
Yeah, well, that's beenhappening.
Stupidity, just straight stupid.
Yeah, people like it's alwaysinteresting to me, like even in
conversation on a plane, likepeople will be talking to us and
they're interested in our joband blah, blah, blah, what we
encounter, and stuff like that,but then they get to this point
where they want to like jokeabout that subject in that
(42:04):
environment.
There's no joking, yeah.
To like joke about that subjectin that environment, there's no
joking.
Yeah, there's zero joking aboutthat in our job or around our
job.
And once you're on the planeyou start talking about bomb is
no joke, nope, because nobody'sgonna take it as a joke.
Nope, yeah, and there'sconsequences, right?
Speaker 2 (42:20):
big time.
Well, look okay first, firstone, let let's look at the
stupidity of this guy.
So he misses his flight, right,misses his flight.
So what does he do?
First thing he do, right.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Not call the airline Go book another flight Rebook
right.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Right, Not rebook.
I'm going to call.
Let's see what am I going to do.
I'm going to call in a bombthreat on that flight Stupid.
How freaking dumb can you be?
Then the next call.
You know what the next call was.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Well, here's the thing I'm thinking about this.
I'm like why would he do this?
What's the reason?
Is he pissed off at the airline?
Speaker 2 (42:59):
Did he think the plane was going to come back?
Speaker 1 (43:01):
Yeah, what did he think was going to happen when
he did this?
Like that's my whole point.
Like was he trying to bevindictive to try to get at the
airline, or was he trying tolike, oh, I'm going to
manipulate this situation, I'mgoing to get this plane to come
back and get me, type of thing?
You know, like what they'rethinking in their head.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Stupid, stupid, very stupid, so anyway.
So his next call is to theairline to rebook his flight.
So he rebooks his flight.
Okay, well, they find out whoit was Right, so they come and
get him and he admits to callingin the bomb threat on that
flight.
(43:40):
So then, guess what?
They take him off the flightthat he rebooked on.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
You missed two of them you're gonna be missing a
whole bunch of others becauseyou're not gonna not gonna be
spending time at the airportanymore.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
You're an idiot, I mean just afraid you're a
freaking idiot.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Well, here's the thing too, like the consequences
for that and I don't know whatthe consequences happen to this
guy, because we didn't researchthat far but I mean, or it's
still a case going on right nowthe.
You know those people listen,this is a privilege.
You know flying is a privilege,right, you know these people
need to stop and be like,literally, you know you're, you
(44:21):
don't fly anymore for the restof your life.
You know this, this stupid.
Oh, this is a nationwide banfor you.
You know, if you want to go fly, go fly.
Turkish Airline or somethinglike that, somebody outside of
the US.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
This was a little bit quieter.
This idiot made a comment onthe plane to one of the crew
members, so this is whathappened.
So he makes a comment about abomb being on the plane.
So they taxi off into a remotearea Right and is surrounded by
police officers, swat, bombsquad, everybody.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
All crew knows what's happening right now.
I mean, you made a comment.
You don't even have to, andthat's the point here that we're
trying to make.
You make a comment about a bomb, right, and whether how we
react and we don't react orwhatever.
That crew right there they justlisten to your comment, but
(45:18):
they relayed that to the captain.
The captain takes that as forreal and all kinds of things are
getting ready to go down.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
So you're wondering what's going through this
person's head when they'resitting there going.
I wonder what's going on.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
Yeah.
Why is the plane stopped?
Why is the plane stopped?
This is so weird.
Police are surrounded.
Swat team is surrounded.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
What's happening, Boy ?
They're being aggressive.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
Who is the asshole that just did this to us?
Did somebody call this in on me?
Who was it?
Then they find out when theyget off the plane.
It was you.
You're this stupid-ass idiotthat started talking about a
bomb.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
So they take this ding-dong off the aircraft,
right, they walk them off theairplane.
But this is not just whathappens, because the police
don't know it's just him.
They don't know if he'straveling with someone, if it
was real, if it's legit.
So they got to take theaircraft to a remote area.
They have to take this personoff, they have to deplane, they
have to search every passenger,every bag, everything on that
(46:20):
aircraft has to be searched.
It has to be swept with a bombsquad and a dog and that airport
, basically, was shut down fromdepartures for hours.
So there was like I don't knowhow many flights that were
delayed just because of that,the vast impact that you're
having.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
I mean, this person has no idea Like.
This is a serious, serious, CanI say it one more time Serious.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Shit's going to start for you after this.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
Yeah, you do not want to be.
This is not the environment tobe talking about it, joking
about it or even mentioning it,Unless you want something to
happen like this.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
Well, I can tell you there's in your future, there is
.
There's one word that will uhbe your travel a greyhound,
because your ass will never beon a plane again yeah, man,
amtrak might be another option Idon't know, even they'll let
you on a train who knows,they'll probably, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
That that's the.
That's an interesting subject.
Like these people, people thatdo get banned, you know, because
FAA and all this stuff coversall transportation, right, yeah,
so it's like, do they getbanned everywhere?
Like is this person stuck intheir state and they can only
use a car?
Now you know, like I don't know.
A bicycle, yeah, I mean, theyshouldn't be even allowed on a
(47:45):
freaking electric bike, likeit's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
So let's recap, to make sure that people like me
don't have to go take four moredays off.
You know something?
Just pay attention on theplanes.
Don't say stupid things like abomb's on a plane or I wish I'd
blow something up, or you callin a stupid threat for an
aircraft.
Don't do dumb things like that.
Just get on the damn plane, goto your destination, enjoy what
(48:10):
you're doing.
But you know something, brotherit's coming up the 4th of July
weekend 4th of July man.
What are you doing or do youhave any plans Working?
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Working.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
Yeah, working.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
Of course I already knew that you were going to be
working because our airline weget paid extra for working on
the holiday, exactly so you andmy wife are there.
You're both working.
I am not working well I'm goingto a party I was invited to and
I'm going to attend for a littlebit because I do work the next
day after um, but I'm notworking for the fourth july, but
so, and my wife has a likechecking at like 5 am, so she's
gonna be going like on thefourth july, which is like one
(48:51):
of the worst days to go to bedearly.
Right, she's probably flyingwith me probably that's nice,
yeah, yeah.
Well, that's working and youbeing at home again.
Yeah, you guys, have a good dayat work exactly there's there's
another shocker yeah, I'll beum partaking in, um and
festivities all right man, let'sget to the quote all right,
(49:14):
what?
What's the quote we got today?
Speaker 2 (49:17):
it's not over when you lose, it's over when you
quit absolutely, absolutely, man.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
It is absolutely.
You can't be quitter.
Nope, you got to be focused onthe goal.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
And I'm not quitting.
I'm getting back in the game,man, I just need a little break.
But hey, listen, you guys havea great Fourth of July weekend.
It was a lot of fun.
Don't do stupid things on anairplane because you know
something.
Flight attendants, they don'tlike that.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
Yeah, you're going to be hearing this episode after
the 4th of July and hopefullywe'll have some recaps of what
happened this last weekend andcelebrating all the festivities
of our nation and all that goodstuff.
But have a great celebration,stay safe out there.
And one more time, sean, I feltcheated, felt cheated.
Hey, and listen, I want to talkabout one thing before, one
(50:08):
other thing before we leave.
I have a friend that hashappened right here in my
neighborhood and this is justkind of like a warning for
everybody out there Be carefulwith these fireworks.
I mean, and I know what this is,you're hearing this after the
fact and everything but peopleset these off many days and many
weeks after the 4th of July.
But I had a buddy thatliterally he lit a firework and
(50:31):
he was like you know, oh, thisis, and this one, the big ones,
you know they go up and explodeand make the big old, you know,
boom in the air and all thatgood stuff, right, but he lit it
and the firework didn't go off,and so they waited and waited,
and waited and they thought, oh,okay, all right, it's clear to
go over here and see it, right,and he gets over there and he
(50:53):
stands over the top of it andthe thing goes off and literally
explodes half his face.
Oh my God.
Yeah, it was a horrible,horrible accident Happened many,
many years ago here in myneighborhood.
But it's a warning Be careful.
And I hope everybody was safethis week.
You know this last past Fourthof July weekend and you know,
(51:16):
hopefully we're not going to betalking about any bad stories
this next week.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
No, hopefully it's a lot more fun.
Anyway, you guys have a greatweekend and we will see you next
time on Cabin Pressure.
See ya.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
If you laughed, learned something or just feel a
little bit better about yourown job after hearing about ours
, do us a favor Subscribe, leavea review and share this episode
with your weirdest co worker.
You know the one.
Hit us up on Facebook.
Drop your wildest airportstories.
We just might read them on airBonus points if you involve
(51:49):
questionable clothing decisions.
Until next time, stay strappedin, stay hydrated and, for the
love of TSA, keep your clotheson in the terminal.
Bye.
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