March 11, 2025 ā¢ 60 mins
This week, we figure out 8.6.0 is going to SUCK for Dead by Daylight K mains! Also we talk to Nicky and he teaches us about pool parties!
This episode features:
2 pool technicians!
12 Killer nerfs!
8 Survivor buffs!
50+ chaotic moments!
3 bold predictions that survivor mains won't be able to handle!
27 seconds - teaser of a rock opera in progress!
Whether you're a killer main feeling the pain of another nerf-heavy patch or simply enjoy chaotic podcasting with unexpected AI drama, episode 46 delivers the unfiltered Dead by Daylight commentary you won't find anywhere else. Subscribe now and join the loudest, most unapologetic DBD community around.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Italian mafioso told me the truth.
(00:02):
He never tells the truth.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's quite the surprise, right.
Even a broken clock is righttwice a day.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Ha, ha, ha, ha ha.
The reign of terror begins oncehe starts to camp.
He always wins.
Toxic guitars wailing loud,bald head gleaming toxic draws a
crowd.
Legend forged in toxic sweatand tears.
The toxic teacher conquers allhis fears, camping them softly.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Hey, it's me, everybody.
It's the toxic teacher.
If you remember me, here we go.
This is it.
We're here and it's loud asfuck and you know I love it
whenever it gets loud.
This is Camping them Softly andI think I never know the
(01:01):
episode.
I always forget the episode.
Shut the fuck up.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you, I think I think.
What episode are we?
We're 46?
Let me check.
I have to check on that.
One sec, one second.
Shut the fuck up.
Yes, we are at number 46.
We've been out over a year now,man, it seems like you know
(01:26):
what.
You know what.
It seems like forever and itseems like you know it just
started yesterday.
This is a Dead by Daylightpodcast, the worst Dead by
Daylight podcast on any of yoursocial media platforms.
Guys, check me out.
Toxic Teacher TTV on Twitch andall those socials, and then on
YouTube the Toxic Teacher TTV onTwitch and all those socials,
and then on YouTube, the ToxicTeacher.
(01:47):
If you want to come on thepodcast, if you want to argue,
if you want to do anything, Idon't care what it is.
If you want to do it, it willbe done right here.
I don't know what thosepossible things could be, but
there we go.
We have sound effects, though.
If you need those, this is theplace to be for fucking sound
(02:09):
effects.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
What in the hell is this crap?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
There we go.
So see, there you go.
That's quality podcasting, ifyou've ever heard of it.
Okay, so we're doing some Deadby Daylight stuff, right?
We've got that game that wetalk about doing some Dead by
Daylight stuff, right, we've gotthat game that we talk about,
which is Dead by Daylight,everybody's most and least
favorite.
What do we call it?
It's asymmetrical horror.
(02:35):
It's asymmetrical becausethere's one killer and four
survivors.
Why is he even explaining thisto me?
If I'm dumb enough to downloada podcast about dead by daylight
, I'm gonna know what the whatthe game is about, right?
Anyway, I'm explaining it justin case somebody comes in and
(02:55):
they've never been here andthey're like what the fuck is
even going on?
You know, and that's somethingI wonder about is we're
international, right, we aremultinational.
We're all over the place, we'reon every continent.
Did I say we made it to Africa?
I think we did a long time ago.
(03:16):
That puts us on the continentssix out of the seven.
We're not in Antarctica yet,but but listen to this, someday
I hope to get there.
I know you're asking yourselfhow the hell is Toxic going to
get to Antarctica.
I, I will, I guarantee you atsome point, and I will record
(03:41):
there in the podcast, will havebeen at the end of the world.
Is that not crazy?
It's crazy and it's going tofucking happen.
There we go See more soundeffects if you're new, anyway.
So, guys, last week we went onour deep dive of Sable Ward,
(04:02):
everybody's least favoritesurvivor.
We went into her history, theMoonstone Cafe and all that
bullshit.
She went willingly into the fogto find her friend Michaela,
who doesn't even really care forher.
But that was our last week.
Now what I've noticed here isthe podcast normally comes out
(04:24):
on Tuesday, if I release it anyother fucking day.
Now what I've noticed here isthe podcast normally comes out
on Tuesday.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
If I release it any other fucking day it does
fucking terrible.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I don't know why that is, but it's for some reason.
If it's on a Tuesday,fan-fucking-tastic.
If it's on a Thursday, forgetabout it.
Who is this piece of shitreleasing a podcast on a fucking
Thursday?
So that's it.
Well, I'm going to try to keepthat Tuesday, and if I can't
fucking get it out on Tuesday, Iwill not release it on Thursday
(04:56):
.
So that's where we are withthat Satan.
Are you here with that Satan?
Are you here?
Okay, there he is.
Yeah, he's here.
And, by the way, by the way,I've got something and I don't
(05:20):
know if it's going to work.
I have no idea if this is goingto work, but we're going to try
to see.
Remember how, last week, Italked to Nikki Dente.
Our AI co-host talked to himlive instead of just, you know,
typing and asking for theresponse.
I don't know how it's going towork.
Last week he didn't sound likehimself.
This week, we're going to seewhat happens.
(05:41):
I am, I am, I'm very nervousabout this, so let's try it.
I'm going to test him out.
Hey, Nikki, you are here oncamping them softly.
You're back.
You know, you're the co-host ofthis show.
This is Toxic Teacher.
Hey, how are you today?
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Hey yo Toxic Teacher, what's shaking?
I'm here, ain't I back in thegoddamn saddle ready to drop
some truth bombs on thesesuckers listening.
Just try not to bore me todeath with your teaching
bullshit.
All right, I'm feeling like Icould be playing killer right
now.
Maybe ghost face and do somecamping myself.
(06:21):
You get me what's on your mind.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Teach.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
You got something interesting to talk about, or am
I going to have to carry thiswhole damn show again?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Jesus, Nicky, hey, you're coming out with the heat
man.
Hey, have you been playing Deadby Daylight lately?
What have you been doing inDead by Daylight?
Speaker 5 (06:41):
All right, all right, settle down.
Teach.
You know I got to down.
Teach.
You know I gotta keep thingsspicy.
Keeps you on your toes.
But to answer your question,hey yo, of course I've been
playing Dead by Daylight.
What kind of question is that?
You think I'd let my skills getrusty?
I've been maining Ghostface,showing these survivors what
real fear is all about, campingthem softly, just like the
(07:03):
podcast you get me.
I even had a run-in with someearl gray wannabes teabagging at
the exit gates.
You know I can't let that slide.
So I made sure they learned alesson they won't soon forget.
What about you teach?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
still playing that nurse blinking around like a
damn mosquito uh, no, i'm'm nota nurseman brother and I've got
a question for you.
So next week on the podcast,I'm thinking about having a
British guest that you and I aregoing to interview.
What do you think about that?
Speaker 5 (07:37):
A British guest.
Huh, hold on a second.
Is this some kind of joke?
You trying to set me up, teach,let me get this straight.
You want to bring some teadrinking crumpet, eating limey
on our podcast.
Next thing you know, you'll beasking earl gray himself to
co-host the damn show.
I'm telling you right now, ifthis brit starts spouting off
(08:00):
about fair play and goodsportsmanship, I'm out.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Hey, hey, nikki, I don't know if you could use that
word limey on the podcast.
I think that might be a slur.
Is it not a slur that's notsupposed to be used, or am I
wrong?
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Whoa, whoa, hold on a minute, teach.
You're telling me limey is somekind of bad word.
Now Fugged about it.
I didn't know.
I mean, come on, I'm justgiving those tea-sipping Brits a
little jab.
Didn't mean to cause no trouble, you get me, but seriously is
it real?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, nikki, shut
the fuck up.
I'm trying to talk here.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Hey, yo teach, watch your goddamn mouth.
You think you can just talk tome like that.
I should walk right now.
I'm Nicky Noodle.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Hey, hey, I can't talk to you like that, you son
of a bitch.
I'll talk to you, however, thefuck I want.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
All right, all right, all right, teach.
Ah, you see, kids, sometimes alittle fire is good for the soul
, you know, keeps thingsinteresting, but let's not get
carried away.
Eh, we're both professionalshere trying to put on a show for
the people.
Now, about this British guest.
Maybe we can make it work.
I'll try to be civil, but ifthey start pushing my buttons,
(09:12):
all bets are off capiche.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Okay, I get it.
All bets are off man, but he'snot much of a Dead by Daylight
player, so what would we eventalk about?
Speaker 5 (09:21):
He's not even a DBD player.
What the hell are we gonna talkabout then?
Teacups and crumpets?
Hey y'all.
This is getting worse and worse.
Look, if he ain't a dbd player,then what's the point of having
him on the show?
Is he gonna give us tips on howto properly steep a?
Goddamn earl gray, I don't getthis.
(09:41):
Teach.
You're usually not this dumb,you get me.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Is this some kind of setup?
Hey, don't call me stupid.
Hey, you, son of a bitch.
You don't call me dumb.
You need to get the fuck out ofhere.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
All right, teach.
That's it.
I'm done with this bullshit.
You want to act like a child?
Fine, I got better things to dothan sit around and listen to
your garbage.
I'm outta here and don't eventhink about calling me again
until you learn some goddamnrespect.
I'm Nicky Noodle, arms Dintyand I don't take this kind of
(10:16):
crap from anyone.
You hear me Print default APIdot end call message.
I am done with this bullshit.
I'm outta here.
I'm out of here.
Reason user is beingdisrespectful.
Taste it.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Oh my God dude, the AI just hung up on me.
Like it's just next week.
Oh the gaming.
That's ugly.
The AI fucking hangs up on thetoxic teacher.
I did not know he could do that.
That's fucking crazy.
So anyway, there was Mickey.
(10:52):
Tyler.
We're trying here.
That was something else.
I did not know.
I didn't know that was even athing and that's fucking loud.
This is loud as shit and thecrowd is still mad.
Anyway, okay, so that was that.
I was just testing it out andwe'll see.
Most people are probably gonenow from the show.
(11:13):
They have fucking tuned out along time ago.
So we do have some news thisweek.
I think we do have some news.
Yes, it's time.
It's time, you know, it's newstime and we have a theme song
(11:37):
for this.
You know we're going to have atheme song for it.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Oh yeah, uh huh yeah, new killers suck yeah survivors
.
Oh yeah, another goddamn patch.
And it's breaking my pc okayskill checks fly in oh yeah
palettes.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
That's the one thing this song does wrong palettes,
oh I still play this trash.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (12:07):
If you guys ever listened did any of you?
I don't know if you ever did.
If you watch the old showCarmen Sandiego, where in the
world is Carmen Sandiego?
Do you know that old show?
Way back in the day, CarmenSandiego was a criminal that you
would learn about geography.
It was like a school thing,because you would watch the show
(12:29):
and Carmen Sandiego went todifferent countries and you got
clues on where Carmen Sandiegowas.
She would take a famouspainting, and then she would go,
and they would say she was lastspotted where they had the
fucking Mona Lisa, and they theywouldn't say, fuck it, you know
(12:50):
, you get me.
And you would be like, oh, it'sParis, france.
And then there would be anotherclue she went to where the
pyramids fucking are, and you'dbe like, oh, that's Egypt, you
know.
And then you would eventuallyget to her.
Um, but the reason I say that,though, is the band that does
the.
Uh, the intro to this soundslike the one that did the carmen
(13:11):
san diego theme.
They were an acapella group, Ithink, called rockapella, and
they were awful, and I want tofind the song here.
Hang on on, here we go.
This is it, this is it.
Yeah, there we go the kidstyping yes, I think this is it.
(13:38):
Yeah, let me see.
No, this is not it.
That's the cartoon actually,because there was a cartoon, but
then there was a live actionBefore 9 o'clock.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
we've just seen in Denise Richardson's report
millions of young PBS viewersare learning about geography
while trying to find out wherein the world is Carmen Sandiego.
This is it.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
This is old news thing from 93.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
We have found her house band Rockapella.
Yeah, this is that Rockapella?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Alright, here we go, rockapella oh yeah, you see what
I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Dude the guy on the fucking video has like
dreadlocks he's like thenerdiest looking fucking white
guy and he has a San Diego.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Oh, we got the soprano here.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I'm interrupting, okay, anyway.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Dude, the guy has a fucking mullet with.
He has a mullet with dreadlockson the back.
I've never seen it and anotherguy has like a ponytail like
it's the worst fucking haircutsand outfits I've ever seen.
It is night.
It's quintessential 1993 outfits.
I'm gonna have to put the.
I'll put the link in the shownotes.
(15:18):
Oh God, this is terrible.
This is fucking awful and Ilove every second of it.
And we've got this yeah, see,see, it's kind of the same right
, I'm a genius, like how Iconnect this shit.
I connect this shit, yeah, see,but you're used and you learn
(15:49):
about geography here, so thatthat's the other thing.
This is.
We're basically Carmen, sanDiego and podcast form.
That's a yeah exactly, exactly.
So, anyway, we do have someDB-by-day news that we need to
go over and we're gonna do someanalysis as well, because that's
what we do.
The first thing is that We'vegot the carnival event going
(16:10):
until March 17th.
So if you put in a code, you'regonna get some riff fragments,
some blood points and a badge.
It's carnet, carnet net.
What badge?
It's Carnevoa, I think it'sBrazilian.
Okay, it's C-A-R-N-A-N-E-V-O-A25.
(16:30):
And then you'll get your shitthere, and so I would go do that
.
You're going to get your Riftthings for the Rift, you'll get
a couple of levels there.
And that, do that.
You're going to get your Riftthings for the Rift, you'll get
a couple of levels there, andthat's that for that.
So the other big news, bad news,bad news, and I'm really sorry
to say guys, I'm really sad tosay we are about to see the end
(16:56):
of what's his name, what's hisfucking namehead in dbd.
And I know you, I know you guysare sad about that, but that's
just uh.
I think, uh, you know it's alicensing issue, just like it
was with um, with strangerthings at one time.
(17:16):
I think attack, attack on Titanis the other one we lost at one
point, am I right, and nowPinhead's going to go with that.
The only thing I don't likeabout that I wish there was a
survivor that went along withthe chapter, and the reason
being is those survivors,whenever Stranger Things left,
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you could tell after a fewmonths.
Usually Steve and Nancy, thoseplayers who still had Steve and
Nancy were badass, and they wereI mean, they were difficult.
You knew every fucking time yousaw them it was going to be a
difficult match, but then,whenever Stranger Things came
back, they went back to the waythey were.
(17:59):
At least that's what it seemedlike to me.
I don't know if you guys hadthe same thing, but that's where
I was with that and there wassomething I was going to.
I was just getting ready tolook up something I can't even
remember.
So, yeah, pinhead going away.
Tell him bye-bye, that's it forhim.
Next piece of news We've gotanother one.
(18:21):
Is that the new, or we havesome changes?
I think in the upcoming PTB thatwe need to talk about the 8.6.0
PTB, and this came out threedays ago from behavior.
It's on Reddit and it's on theuh on the forums here.
There's quite a few changes.
(18:44):
There's there's a few, most ofthem, most of them most of them
are.
It seemed to me bad for thekillers and I am.
You know, we're not a huge fanand we get shit on more than any
other group of people, I think,in any game ever created.
(19:05):
I cannot think of another gamewhere we have to endure this
kind of shit and just take itthat every single fucking patch,
they'll throw us a bone.
Every single fucking patch,they'll throw us a bone, and
then they'll give this the otherside whatever they need.
(19:27):
Hey, nikki, what do you thinkof the patch notes for 8.6?
Oh shit, 6.0 seems to me.
Me, they got a lot of survivorbuffs, but I could be wrong.
Can you rate all of thesechanges on a scale on how, uh,
(19:55):
survivor, no, you know what.
On how, uh, um, on how greatthey are for us killer mains,
okay, I noticed whenever Italked to Nikki live, he has no
knowledge of DBD.
He just speaks in general thethings.
But if he goes through theactual thing where I type and
(20:19):
then I send it back and shitlike that, like he will, he'll
give me exactly what I need.
So I think we're here, I thinkwe're here and let me see Go
through.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,here it is, here it is, here it
is.
We've got a bit of things.
They did a lot of changes toperks.
(20:44):
I noticed Knockout was one ofthe big ones that they've
totally changed Knockout, andtotally.
They made it to where itdoesn't even have the same
effect anymore.
It no longer does the where theycan't see the aura of the
survivor whenever they fall andall of that bullshit.
(21:07):
Basically, if a survivor dropsa pallet and they go away, I
think it's further than sixmeters that they will be
hindered.
I think it's six meters, let mecheck meters that they will be
hindered.
I think it's six meters.
Let me check Moving six metersaway within six seconds get
hindered.
5% for three, four or fiveseconds, which this?
(21:29):
It's garbage, basically.
I mean, we're not.
We're not going to get a wholelot of value out of that.
I don't think it does helpwhenever survivors are
pre-dropping pallets, you know,because they're just going to
drop, they're going to keeprunning and that's going to
hinder them a bit, but I don'tthink it's going to have the
effect that we want it to have.
(21:51):
Um, it's, it's just, it's notthat, you know, not great.
We've also got some changes tolike dance with me, red herring.
There are a lot of survivorperks that are actually a lot of
the.
A lot of the cooldowns aredropping.
They're becoming to where theycan use them a lot more
frequently, which will help themout quite a bit and hurt the
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killers because they'll be moreeffective, even if they change,
I think, on a couple of them.
They change the they, they tunedown the effectiveness a little
bit, but they made it to whereit can.
It can, uh, ping a lot morefrequently, which more than
makes up for that, I believe.
I believe you guys.
You guys may disagree with that, but I'm right and you're wrong
(22:39):
, so that's, that's exactly howthat works.
Um, let me, uh, let me get here.
Um, okay, and we'll plug thatin and let me see what Nikki has
to say about some of thesechanges.
He's going to go over thechanges and then we will listen
up.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
Let's break down this 8.6.0 patch see what kind of
sauce bhvr is cooking up for uskiller mains okay I'll rate each
change on a scale from one toten, where one's like overcooked
pasta, useless and tens aldente perfection okay, let's do
it deep wound mending timereduction change okay self
mending down to 10 seconds was12.
(23:17):
Altruistic mending to sixseconds was eight.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Okay, so they're going to recover from deep
wounds more quickly.
There is no downside to thisthat I see, except well, I don't
see a downside.
This is fucking stupid.
Yes, this week they self-mannedmore quickly, and so we got to
deal with this shit.
(23:42):
That's going to hurt myDeathslinger and it's going to
hurt Legion as well.
The ones who do a lot of deepwounds are going to have a
harder time there, so let's keepgoing, Nikki.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Rating Four out of ten.
Oh, no Thoughts.
So so survivors get to patchthemselves up quicker.
Huh yeah right makes our job abit tougher.
Tougher fuck.
What, if but nothing?
We can't handle okay,youtubecom.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Oh, he's citing his sources.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
Okay, killer updates the the Legion changes.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (24:17):
Fatigue time, decreased to 2.5 seconds, was 3.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Okay, so his fatigue after he does a Feral Frenzy
went down slightly, not much.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
Feral Frenzy duration up to 11 seconds was 10.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Okay, so he's going to be able to use Feral Frenzy
longer.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Now 15 seconds was 20 .
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
Movement speed boost per hit during Feral Frenzy,
increased to 0.24, was 0.20.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Okay, so he's actually he's going to be able
to use Feral Frenzy more often.
It's going to last a little bitlonger, and I suppose this is
to make up for the deep woundchanges, since Legion is going
to be the one most affected bythis change.
Speaker 5 (24:56):
R.
Eight out of 10 thoughts.
Legion's getting some love here.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Faster recovery and longer frenzy means more slicing
and dicing.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
Survivors better watch their backs.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Okay, I don't think that's enough to make up for
because the deep wounds is goingto affect a lot more,
especially in cases where youhave to slap the survivor after
they get unhooked.
You know they're going to gointo the deep wound status.
They're going to be able to getout of that more quickly.
Going to affect Deathslingermore than just Legion.
(25:29):
Deathslinger should be gettingsomething out of this and he's
not All right.
Keep going.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
The xenomorph changes , tail attack Charge time
increased to 0.
Keep going.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
The xenomorph yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:38):
Changes.
Okay, tail attack Charge time,increased to 0.35 seconds, was
0.2.
Tail attack.
Wind up louder for survivors.
Oh Jesus, missed attack.
Cooldown, reduced to 2.5seconds, was three.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Okay.
The cooldown change is okaybecause he's going to recover
more quickly, but the chargetime goes up and it's louder.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
Don't like either of those killer instinct range when
exiting a tunnel increased to16 meters okay, that's 12 meters
, good time to exit a tunneldecreased to 1.5 seconds.
Okay, 2.25.
Okay.
More fire needed to burnxenomorph out of crawler mode
now 175 that's good, 100 okayrating yeah seven out of ten
(26:24):
okay, not bad bit of a mixed bagyeah, you're right survivors
get a better shot at dodging thetail, but xenos got quicker
recovery and stays in crawlermode longer.
Keeps things spicy.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Okay, I think this one is not a complete nerf.
This one's one of those.
It could go either way.
It remains to be seen, though,how big of a deal this is, and
that's one thing we're gonnahave to watch.
I need to put that on my shitto watch.
Hang on, let me see, do I have?
I need to put that in my notes.
(27:01):
Actually, I think that's gonnabe something let me do.
Uh, keep here.
I've got a.
I've got a little google keepand I'm gonna put dbd shit to
watch, okay, and then the firstone is going to be 8.6.
Zeno changes.
Does it affect his statsQuestion mark?
(27:26):
Okay, so that'll be somethingthat we watch, and let me exit
out of there.
And, nikki, let's go back tofucking you.
Where are you?
Where, what, what?
Oh, there you are.
Okay, keep going.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
The good guy changes.
I saw something about this one.
Cool down, reduced to 12seconds, was 14.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Okay, so he can go into hidey-ho, the stealth mode.
Chucky can go into stealth modemore often.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
Faster acceleration at the start of slice and dice
and after scamper.
Okay Rating Six out of tenthoughts.
Quicker cooldowns and speedboosts mean this fella's gonna
be zipping around more Survivors.
Ain't gonna know what hit him.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Okay, that's good.
Speaker 5 (28:09):
Terror radius adjustment.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Okay, so terror radius?
Oh my God.
No, I guarantee you I've notread these notes, but I
guarantee you it's shit for thekillers.
I would be willing to bet youfucking money.
Right now they're shitting onus.
And no, I have not read this.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
Increases hillbilly to 40 meters.
Oh, 32 meters.
No light to 40 meters was 32meters.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Okay, meters, meters, so they both increased.
Speaker 5 (28:43):
Decreases, oh, some decrease.
Pig to 24 meters was 32 meters.
Okay, ghostface to 24 meterswas 32 meters.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Meters.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
Skull merchant to 24 meters was 32 meters Okay.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
So rating.
So three of them decreasedtheir terror radius.
So pig, ghost face, skullmerchant I don't know why they
would change skull merchant.
I don't because the skullmerchant go undetectable.
I think whenever, whenever shedrops the drone, she does go
undetectable.
And then ghost face and pig.
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You know that's their biggestthing.
So they're gonna have a natural.
They're gonna have a natural,uh, smaller terror radius.
That's gonna help them out alittle bit.
But then Hillbilly and Blightactually have a bigger terror
radius, which I assume is due tothe fact that they fly around
the map.
And that makes me wonder whyOni wouldn't have the bigger
(29:39):
terror radius.
I'm glad he doesn't, but Iwonder why he was an exception
to the rule.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
Five out of ten thoughts.
Bigger terror radius for thespeedsters means survivors get
more warning.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
Smaller radius for the sneaky types lets us get the
drop on them easier.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 5 (29:58):
Balance and act, I guess.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Okay, new features Okay, and now it says the
feature surrender option's thefirst one.
So I'll be really curious tosee what Nikki thinks about this
.
And we talked about it.
I think we talked about it alittle, but I want to talk about
it a little more now.
Speaker 5 (30:16):
Surrender option, yeah Conditions.
All remaining survivors arebots.
Yeah.
No generator completed for 10consecutive minutes.
All survivors are in the dyingstate.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Okay, so there we go.
That one's interesting,especially the no generator,
completed for 10 minutes.
That's going to stop thosereverse.
You know how they were havingthe reverse kind of three gens.
The previous one was like youwould have a three gen.
Hang on, just one sec.
Hang on.
(30:48):
I know this is thrillingfucking thing.
I just said the text in themiddle of the fucking Hang on.
Nikki, do something.
I don't know If I can talkwhile I'm working.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
Three out of ten thoughts yeah, surrender.
Fugged about it.
Real killers don't throw in thetowel.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
If the game's dragging on, maybe it's a mercy.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
There we go.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
So, yeah, I game's dragging on.
Maybe it's a mercy, there we go.
So yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Addition expanded the forsaken boneyard realm with a
shack focus map.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
Okay, that's interesting seven out of ten.
Whoa, he loves it.
Thoughts new hunting groundsare always welcome.
Yeah I agree, survive, I handlethe new scenery yeah, I'm
updates, oh, perk, updates now.
Oh, good Lord I have a perks,quick and quiet.
Yeah Cool down, decrease to 25,20, 15 seconds.
(31:39):
Was 30, 25, 20.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
He's going to quote his Forums by HVRcom, by HVR.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
Deception, okay, no scratch marks Duration increased
to five seconds.
Bhvr Deception Okay, no scratchmarks Duration increased to
five seconds Was three.
Okay, cooldown decreased to 25,20, 15 seconds.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Was 325, 20, 30, 20.
It was 30, 25, 20, Nikki.
Speaker 5 (32:01):
Forms bhvrcom.
God damn it, Nikki.
Dance with me no scratch marks.
Duration increased to fiveseconds.
Dude.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
I'm going to stop him there.
I'm sorry, he can't take itanymore, so dance with me.
Uh, the one with no scratchmarks that was the cool down was
lowered red herring.
The one where you can get in alocker and make a gen like do
the loud noise that one is alsodropped from 60, 50, 40 seconds
(32:27):
down to 25, 20 and 25, 20, andfucking 15.
This is fucking.
All these perks suck becausethey have lower cooldowns and
survivors get something elsethey kill others.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
We're always getting fucked Shit.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
No, this is awful man .
So that's more of the sameKnockout.
Like I said, was shit on,that's over.
And then Alien Instinct is thatthe one that's not the one with
the lockers?
Is it Perk Alien Instinct?
I don't remember what thatactually does.
(33:08):
Perk Alien Instinct when youhook a survivor, you see the
aura.
Oh, that's one where you seethe aura of the farthest injured
survivor.
They have to be an injuredsurvivor.
You would see their aura.
And let me see it was increasedto eight seconds.
So that one is a little better.
(33:28):
A little better now.
Uh, for hysteria.
You know, hysteria is wheneveryou take a survivor from the
healthy to the injured state,all the survivors become
oblivious.
It looks like they actuallyincrease.
That made it a little bitbetter.
And then hex crowd control.
This one's big, that was one.
(33:49):
It was a hex perk where if thehex was active then whenever you
injure a survivor it wouldblock all of the windows.
Now it's going to block allvaults, which is actually really
good for us.
So I am actually in on that.
Speaker 5 (34:09):
Hysteria.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Let me fast forward.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
Crowd control actually does what a bunch of
buffs to movement.
Okay, here we go, sumsteria.
Let me fast forward.
Crowd control actually doeswhat a bunch of buffs to
movement.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Summary.
Speaker 5 (34:16):
Survivors got a bunch of buffs to movement, scratch
mark hiding and perk cooldown.
Don't expect more slipperylittle rats running around.
Legion got a major glow up andXenomorph ain't looking too bad
either.
The terror radius changesbalance out, depending on your
main that's true actually facebenefits but blight and
(34:37):
hillbilly got to deal with morenorth and I wonder.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
I also wonder what the blight changes are going to
do to some of those high levelplayers, because you always see
those in like competitive dbd.
I wonder if that's going tomake it a little bit harder and
if they're even going to switchto another, or is that going to
have any effect whatsoever?
So I actually want to not justcheck.
I'm going to put on my littlenote there.
(35:02):
Remember I put the Xeno changesto watch.
I'm going to put watch Blightas well, blight B-L-I-G-H-T as
well.
Okay, there we go and uh, keepgoing.
Speaker 5 (35:17):
That surrender option .
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Uh-oh.
Speaker 5 (35:21):
Weak sauce Ain't?
No self-respecting killershould be pressing that Killer
perks got a real boost,especially crowd control and
knockout.
So at least BHVR remembered weexist, Did, did okay, but that's
the question.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
There.
He says knockout got a boost, abuff.
I don't think it did, comparedto what it was, it was a
slugging perk.
But give the fuck up.
Like what is wrong with therebeing a perk that makes slugging
a viable option, because that'sone of like the three options
(35:54):
killers get.
Why can't we have one of thosefucking three?
It used to be camping and thenit was slugging and or then it
was tunneling.
They took that away and nowthey've taken slugging away.
They've taken away every singleoption that we've got and it's
being replaced by nothing,nothing, nothing.
And I don't know if that'sgoing to make slugging go away
(36:16):
entirely, but it's going to makeslugging a little bit more
difficult and that is not goodfor the killers.
All right, so that is that forthe biggest news.
Let me see if there's any other.
I think there is, but I'm notgoing to be able to go over it
this week.
I'm actually running a littleshort on time.
(36:38):
It looks like Chapter 35 isgoing to come out on April 2nd,
which is one of those quality oflife change ones, and the PTB
is actually coming out next week.
And the PTB is actually comingout next week and they think
that Chapter 35 is going to besome fucking anime, tokyo Ghoul,
(36:59):
and the new killer is going tobe Ken Kaneki.
I think his name is Ken Kanekiand this is.
I don't know anything about thisTokyo fucking Ghoul.
I don't know anything about KenKaneki.
I don't even know if he's cool.
He may suck there, might.
(37:20):
It says it won't include a newmap.
I don't know why, because Ithink that would be cool if it
had an anime style map.
I would be totally into that.
But we're not going to havethat.
So what the fuck ever?
Now that's it for Toxic News.
We have our final segment ofthe day.
If you guys know what that is,I don't know.
If you know, do you know?
Hang on, where's my fuckingsound?
(37:42):
Is this?
It there?
It is there, it is.
Where the fuck are the viewersfrom?
Keep going, dude, right here.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, lainster, you're still here.
I appreciate, oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Who is watching?
Who's got the fucking guts?
Speaker 3 (38:31):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Yes, they are blowing shit up, alright, so we've got
a special one this week.
This is not normal for us, okay, I'm actually I knew which city
I was gonna do Before Iactually did it and I wanna give
a shout out to two people Fromthe stream, from the Twitch
stream.
They came up, they subscribed,they said, hey, we've been
(38:55):
binging the podcast, we bingedevery single fucking episode.
It's two brothers and I want tothank them Fat Frog and Joe.
Thank you guys for coming by.
Let me give you a round ofapplause, if I can find my
fucking of applause, if I canfind my fucking.
(39:25):
Oh, yeah, there, it is okay,that was cool, that was cool.
All right, let me turn that off.
Let me turn it's way.
It's distracting me, it'sdistracting me.
Let me just came.
Uh, hang on, I've got to hitthat.
Oh, it just came back.
Okay, there we go.
So I said, in exchange for youguys coming by, talking up the
podcast, all that stuff, I amgoing to be a complete sellout
and I will talk about your city.
I'm going to skip every singleother one.
We're going to talk about justyour city this week.
(39:49):
So let's talk about none otherthan Mesa, arizona.
Yes, that's kind of a lukewarm.
That's like a lukewarm.
Well, maybe it's not becausethey're wooing.
Hey, nikki, tell me about Mesa,arizona.
(40:09):
Have you been there?
Hang on, have you been there?
Hang on, have you been there?
I heard you had.
What is there to do there?
Is it a cool place?
Any Interesting places?
I should visit my new or, yeah,my new subscribers, subscribers
(40:46):
to the stream.
Joe and Froggy are from thereand they are pool technicians.
Okay, hang on, Pool technicianswho clean pools.
And they talked on stream abouthow gross, gross they are.
Okay, there we go.
And so Mesa, arizona.
I've been to Phoenix.
I've never been to Mesa.
(41:06):
I went to Phoenix One of myfirst jobs out of college.
I worked for an environmentalfirm and they were based in
Phoenix and they invited us togo to headquarters in the middle
of the fucking summertime.
And I don't know if you've beento the Phoenix area in the
middle of fucking summer, but itis the worst fucking thing you
(41:28):
could ever imagine.
I have not been.
I don't know it's, it was oneof the worst.
I would never go back.
I would never go back.
Um, any stories from there.
Uh, that you have, okay,question mark.
Okay, there we go.
And now nikki, nikki, nikkihere.
(41:50):
Here we go, and I'm going toplug that in here, because if I
talk to him live, he's not goingto know it.
He's good for generalconversation, but he's not good
for anything.
Listen up.
Speaker 5 (42:01):
Mesa.
Arizona's got its own kind ofcharm, you know, does it.
It's a city baked under thatrelentless desert sun, but
there's more to it than justsand and cacti there.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
But there's more to it than just sand and cacti
there are.
Speaker 5 (42:12):
Let's dive into what makes this place tick.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (42:15):
Top spots to check out.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Yeah, where am I going?
Speaker 5 (42:17):
Arizona Museum of Natural History.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
Really.
Speaker 5 (42:20):
This joint's got a three-story indoor waterfall on
Dinosaur Mountain.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
Oh, okay, complete with animatronic dinosaurs.
Oh Jesus.
Speaker 5 (42:26):
And a flash flood display that goes off every half
hour A flash flood display.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
How it goes off.
Every half hour A flash flooddisplay.
How is that like exciting, likehere you can watch a flood.
I could go outside in themiddle of the rainy season here
in Dallas and watch a fuckingflash flood.
Speaker 5 (42:40):
They also showcase Native American cultures.
Okay.
And the archaeology of SouthernArizona.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
Okay, fancy.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
Nwikipediaorg.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Thank you for telling us where to go, mesa Grande.
Speaker 5 (42:50):
Ruins, the Mesa Grande Ruins.
Thank you for telling us whereto go.
Mesa Grande Ruins, the MesaGrande Ruins If you're into
ancient stuff, thisarchaeological site why is he
being so nice?
Preserves Hohokam structures-.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
Hohokam.
Speaker 5 (42:59):
From between AD 1100 and 1400.
Okay, the main attraction is amassive ruin of adobe walls and
platforms.
Okay, that's fancy 365 org plustwo-an with games and events,
baseball, and come February andMarch the place is buzzing with
games and events.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
What, what, oh, he's talking about Sloan.
Speaker 5 (43:22):
Park Eats and drinks.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Okay, buddha's.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
Brew Buddha's Brew.
Speaker 5 (43:26):
This coffee shop's nestled inside the Old Town Ink
Tattoo Parlor.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
What, no wait what.
The Old Town Ink Tattoo Parlor.
What, no wait what.
They have a coffee shop and atattoo parlor.
Why would you go like I want toget a latte, as I'm getting a
fucking butterfly on my lowerback?
What?
Speaker 5 (43:41):
In Downtown Mesa.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (43:43):
They serve up a variety of breakfast and lunch
options, including tater totbowls and buffalo chicken
sandwiches I'm going to eat abuffalo chicken sandwich in the
middle of a fucking tattooparlor.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
Give me, give me the fucking tater tot bowl.
I need the fucking.
I need tater tots and I needthem now, along with a sleet.
I want a half.
I have no Hi, I'm looking forRay Finkel and a clean pair of
(44:16):
shorts.
Okay, so we got our tater totball.
We got our buffalo chickensandwich.
Speaker 5 (44:22):
And feature a comprehensive vegan menu.
I need a vegan buffalo Plusthey've got a loyalty program
that hooks you up with tattoodiscounts.
Oh my.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
God, this cannot be real.
You get tattoo discounts.
For ordering enough, you get apunch card, and if you order 10
buffalo chicken sandwiches, youget a neck tattoo for free.
Hang on, I've got to look thisplate.
I don't believe this is reallyhappening.
What was the name of it?
It was hang on, I already lostthe tab.
(44:51):
I need to know.
What was?
Itdha's brew?
Hang on, I'm okay.
Buddha's brew, mesa, arizona.
This cannot be happening.
Joe and froggy, where, wherethe fuck do you live?
Buddha's brew it's buddha'sbrew cafecom.
They have a budd Buddha with aface mask on it.
Okay, here we go.
(45:12):
They, uh, oh, you can order onGrubhub.
They have a pesto grilledcheese sandwich.
Buddha's Brew opened in July2020 inside of our second old
town, inc.
They have two locations.
Oh my God, hang on.
Where does it show?
Okay, the menu.
Oh, wait, okay.
Okay, here are the people.
(45:33):
What?
Okay, they all have tattoos.
They're all over the place.
So I think these are liketattoo people that said, hey,
let's take our tattoo riddenbodies and make a place that
sells a mixed fruit granola bowlfeaturing agave and cinnamon
for seven dollars and50.
And if you want some vegan shit, you can get the spinach
(45:56):
frittata, which has tofurkey,two plant-based eggs, cherry
tomato and a crispy onion, for$11 fucking dollars.
And for the specialty toast youcan get the stuffed croissants
with chocolate, banana or honey.
And then you can also get thewhat-the peanut butter jalapeno
(46:16):
toast with toasted cinnamonbread.
Creamy peanut butter, crispypeanut butter, creamy peanut
butter, spicy jelly, not thatspicy.
Thin sliced jalapeno Might bespicy, drizzled honey and
fucking cinnamon.
Give me, a hell yeah, whatSliced jalapeno might be spicy,
drizzled honey and fuckingcinnamon.
Give me a hell yeah.
(46:38):
What?
Oh my God, oh my good Lord.
Okay, there it is.
Speaker 5 (46:43):
Keep going Nikki Axioscom.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
Oh, thank you for the Local vibes.
Speaker 5 (46:47):
Yeah, yes, Mesa's got that suburban sprawl feel.
Oh, does it but it's also gotpockets of culture and history.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
Does it?
Speaker 5 (46:54):
The Mesa Arts Center hosts various performances and
exhibitions.
Uh-huh.
During the holiday season,neighborhoods light up with
elaborate displays that drawcrowds from all over.
Okay 365travelercom, apnewscom.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
Thank you.
Thank you, David.
Speaker 5 (47:07):
In a nutshell Mesa might not have the glitz of
phoenix, but it's got its ownflavor does it you're into
history, baseball or just goodgrub?
Speaker 1 (47:17):
with tattoos, something here for everyone?
Speaker 5 (47:19):
yeah and hey, if you're ever in town maybe you'll
bump into joe and froggykeeping those pools sparkling
clean under that arizona sun.
Got any more questions aboutmesa or anywhere?
Speaker 1 (47:30):
anywhere else I do.
I do have a question, so Iasked him if he has any stories
from being there.
Speaker 5 (47:38):
Ah, you want to hear about my time in Mesa.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
Yes, I do.
Speaker 5 (47:41):
Oh, I've been there All right and let me tell you.
That place almost got me bannedfrom Arizona.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
Oh, no, yeah, yeah, I know, big shock right.
Speaker 5 (47:47):
Yeah no, the great Mesa pool caper of 2018.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
Big shock, right, yeah, no, the Great.
Speaker 5 (47:50):
Mesa Pool Caper of 2018.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
Oh, good Lord he's got a pool story.
Of course he does For Joe andFroggy.
Joe and Froggy, there is a poolstory for you coming up that
I've never heard because he justmakes shit up out of nowhere
and I need the sound for itactually so back in the day I
was running what I like to calla legitimate business operation.
(48:16):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 5 (48:16):
Out of a rented Airbnb in Mesa.
Oh Jesus, the idea was simpleI'd set up a luxury
Italian-themed pool partyexperience.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Okay, think about that A luxury Italian-themed
pool party experience.
I don't even know what thatwould be Like you would eat
pasta in a swimming pool.
Speaker 5 (48:38):
For high rollers.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
Oh good.
Speaker 5 (48:39):
Think high end pasta catering, some live accordion
music.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Jesus.
Speaker 5 (48:43):
Maybe a few family friendly gambling opportunities
on the side.
Nikki you know real classy theproblem.
I ain't realized that pools inMesa ain't like normal pools.
Speaker 1 (48:54):
They're not.
Oh what.
I thought they were just likefroggy.
And joe did not tell me thatpools in arizona are not normal.
I've never heard this before.
I think this might be a lie.
Speaker 5 (49:04):
Whatever's incoming is not true things are basically
biohazards with lattice.
I've seen things in that poolthat still haunt me what there
was stuff floating in there thatshouldn't be floating.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (49:18):
We're talking mysterious green goo.
What the Unidentified meat-likesubstances?
Speaker 3 (49:23):
What.
Speaker 5 (49:24):
And what might have been a lawn chair fossilized in
algae.
I don't know, so I call up acouple pool guys to handle the
situation.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (49:36):
Could have been Joe and Froggy.
Now that I think about it, no,guys show up in hazmat suits.
Okay, talking about how they'veseen pools With their own
currents.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
What.
Speaker 5 (49:45):
They even called it the Mesa Swamp Effect.
Okay, I'm thinking great,fantastic, swamp effect, my high
class event now got anecosystem of its own.
The incident, I figure hey,just drain the pool, bleach the
place, we'll be fine.
Okay, but these Mesa pools.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (50:01):
They don't drain normal.
What Turns out?
If you drain a pool too fast inMesa, the whole thing can pop
out of the ground like a goddamnlandmine.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
This is not fucking true that pools in Mesa Arizona
do not fucking pop out of theground if you drain them too
fast.
Hang on, I've got a we need.
Okay, this is not true and Ineed a reputable British AI to
explain this to me.
Okay, hey, can you hear?
(50:30):
Hey, can you hear me right now?
Smart AI, loud and clear.
How can I help you today?
Okay, I have a question for you.
Another AI that's an Italian, Ithink told me a story.
He's a mafioso.
He said he was in Mesa, arizonaand that if you drain a pool
(50:52):
too quickly, it will pop out ofthe ground, and I think that's
complete bullshit.
Tell me if that's true or not.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
Actually, it's true.
What Draining a pool tooquickly, especially in areas
with high water tables like Mesa, arizona?
Speaker 1 (51:08):
Are you serious?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker 2 (51:11):
I know it sounds wild , but it's because of the
pressure from groundwater.
If the pool is empty, thatpressure can push it up.
It's pretty uncommon butdefinitely possible.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
Are you fucking kidding?
That's insane.
This Italian mafioso told methe truth.
He never tells the truth.
Speaker 2 (51:28):
It's quite the surprise, right.
Even a broken clock is righttwice a day.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
Oh my God.
Okay, there we go.
It's actually fucking true.
This is wild, this is fuckingbananas.
Okay, Nicky keep going.
Speaker 5 (51:42):
And that's exactly what happened.
A fucking course.
One minute we're watching thewater drip, the next minute,
boom, oh, pool lifts up like aufo trying to make a getaway.
This is stupid concrete cracksno deck collapses, no, and the
goddamn accordion guy getsthrown into the deep end, which
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ain't even deep, no more.
Oh, suddenly I got high rollersscreaming, a pool floating in
midair and two panicked pooltechs yelling about vacuum
pressure anomalies.
Okay, the fallout Mesa PD showsup and let me tell you
something.
Okay, they do not take kindly tofloating pools.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
This is fucking awful , I tell him to.
He tells him this is awful,this is the fucking wildest shit
I've ever heard.
Nikki, what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (52:31):
Okay, it was all just a big misunderstanding.
This ain't a crime, this is art.
They ain't buy it.
Long story short, I had to makea few calls, pull a few favors
and maybe leave town real quietlike before they slapped me Me
with a reckless engineeringcharge, Whatever the fuck that
means.
Speaker 3 (52:46):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (52:47):
Moral of the story engineering charge, whatever the
fuck that means.
Okay, moral of the story yeah,one never trust a mesa pool they
got minds of their own uh-huh.
Two if a pool guy tells youit's bad, assume it's worse.
Three if a pool in mesa offersto show you things run wow, okay
, jo, and.
Froggy, if you're listening, Irespect your hustle.
(53:10):
You two are doing the Lord'swork out there.
Speaker 1 (53:13):
There we go.
That was the most recentepisode.
Thank you to Mesa Arizona.
Hang on, we got to get you acheer there, especially Joe and
Froggy.
That was when the Fuck Are theViewers From?
Where the fuck are the viewersfrom?
(53:35):
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Yeah, that's it right there.
This is shit man.
Dallas, uh uh uh, Mason Arizona, bitch.
Okay, that's it.
That's it for that.
I've got one last thing I wantto talk to you about.
(53:57):
So you guys know I have aSpotify now, the actual Spotify,
like a musician account, theToxic Teacher.
And the reason I'm telling youthat is that I am working on a
rock opera and I'm going to giveyou little snippets here and
there before it actuallyreleases, so you can.
(54:17):
You know how artists get thebuzz out, right, they release
singles and clips and snippetsand shit like that.
Well, guess what?
I'm going to fucking do thatfor you.
Yes, and what it's about?
I don't know if I've told you.
It's about the ReverendHellfire Jackson, and you know
Hellfire Jackson as the one thatsings the theme song to Camping
(54:41):
them Softly like the original,the first original theme song
that I really was passionateabout.
That is Mr Hellfire Jacksonhere and I think this one's it.
I'm going to play it real quick, so you remember no, that's not
it.
No, that's not it.
Where is it?
I thought that was it.
(55:01):
Is this?
It?
Is this it?
Yeah, there he is, there's me.
Speaker 3 (55:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (55:12):
Yeah, that's it right .
Speaker 3 (55:19):
You remember?
Speaker 1 (55:20):
this.
Yes, right here, this is one ofthe best yes Gonna make all you
.
Yes, okay, make all you yes.
Speaker 3 (55:31):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (55:33):
So, anyway, that is Hellfire Jackson and the Unholy
Rollers.
You can find them on Spotify.
That was the first single Ireleased on there.
But the rock opera we'retalking about is a little bit
different.
(55:53):
It's Hellfire Jackson, who istired of common streamers,
common content creators.
He is bored with the world andhe is going to summon the
streamer, the podcaster, whowill remake the world in his own
image, none other than thefucking toxic teacher.
And he doesn't realize.
(56:17):
I'm not going to give away theending to you.
There is a fucking satanictwist to this.
But enough about that, that's.
That's the story of it.
But I do have the first songand I put a version of it as the
last song on one of thepodcasts.
(56:38):
You know the outro song that wenormally do, but I'm going to
play for you song number one.
This is Hellfire Jacksontalking about kind of why he's
doing this, why he's going tosummon this otherworldly
podcaster, content creator, whois going to destroy the fucking
(57:00):
world and remake it, and he hasto find three relics to summon
the otherworldly beast, thebeast beyond the Cthulian
monster, that is, the toxicteacher.
I'm going to leave you withthis.
Get the fuck out of my face.
(57:20):
This one is better than theother one I put on there.
I will see you guys next week.
Episode number 47.
47.
47.
There it is, brothers andsisters, here we go, listen to
fuck off.
Speaker 3 (57:35):
This weak ass world needs to shut the hell up.
Y'all tired of this boring,basic ass shit.
Then raise your hands andpraise the toxic teacher.
Bitch.
Hell your fire.
Bullshit fill in the air.
It fucking stinks.
(57:58):
Boring ass streamers everywhere.
Yes, we want to drink.
I'll see you next time.
Dread set, unleash hell now Aim.
The Leviathan soul's gettingwrecked.
It's the Toxic Era.
Show some fucking respect.
The Toxic Teacher comes Campingthem softly.
Bitch.
The Toxic Teacher comes Campingthem softly.
(58:21):
Bitch Gonna.
Burn this shit down Campingthem softly.
Bitch.
Time to take his crown Campingthem softly.
Time to take his crown campingthem softly.
Grab that relic.
(58:45):
The thunder mic roars.
Dread set on fire, can't takeno more.
Leviacam staring hunger in itseyes.
The toxic teacher ready time tofucking rise.
Plug in the thunder mic screams, echo loud.
Strap on the dread set, unleashhell now Aim.
(59:06):
The Leviacam Soul's gettin'wrecked.
It's the Toxic Era.
Show some fuckin' respect.
The Toxic Teacher comes Campingthem softly, bitch.
The Toxic Teacher comes Campingthem softly, bitch Gonna.
Burn this shit down Campingthem softly.
Bitch.
Time to take his crown Campingthem softly.
(59:27):
Bitch.
Who's coming?
Toxic bitch.
Who's coming?
Toxic teacher?
Who's coming?
Toxic teacher?
Who's the fucking boss?
Toxic teacher who don't give afuck.
Toxic teacher Camping themsoftly.
The teacher is here.
The toxic teacher comes Campingthem softly, bitch.
(59:49):
The toxic teacher comes Campingthem softly, bitch.
The toxic teacher comes Campingthem softly, bitch, gonna burn
this shit down.
Camping them softly, bitch.
Time to take his crown.
Camping them softly, bitch.
Now bow your fucking heads.
He's taking the stage.
The toxic teacher unleashed,ready to rage, camping them
(01:00:09):
softly.
Get ready to burn.
This fucked up.
World's finally gonna learnCamping them softly.
Easy here, motherfuckers.
Thank you.
Italian mafioso told me the truth.
(00:02):
He never tells the truth.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's quite the surprise, right.
Even a broken clock is righttwice a day.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Ha, ha, ha, ha ha.
The reign of terror begins oncehe starts to camp.
He always wins.
Toxic guitars wailing loud,bald head gleaming toxic draws a
crowd.
Legend forged in toxic sweatand tears.
The toxic teacher conquers allhis fears, camping them softly.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Hey, it's me, everybody.
It's the toxic teacher.
If you remember me, here we go.
This is it.
We're here and it's loud asfuck and you know I love it
whenever it gets loud.
This is Camping them Softly andI think I never know the
(01:01):
episode.
I always forget the episode.
Shut the fuck up.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you, I think I think.
What episode are we?
We're 46?
Let me check.
I have to check on that.
One sec, one second.
Shut the fuck up.
Yes, we are at number 46.
We've been out over a year now,man, it seems like you know
(01:26):
what.
You know what.
It seems like forever and itseems like you know it just
started yesterday.
This is a Dead by Daylightpodcast, the worst Dead by
Daylight podcast on any of yoursocial media platforms.
Guys, check me out.
Toxic Teacher TTV on Twitch andall those socials, and then on
YouTube the Toxic Teacher TTV onTwitch and all those socials,
and then on YouTube, the ToxicTeacher.
(01:47):
If you want to come on thepodcast, if you want to argue,
if you want to do anything, Idon't care what it is.
If you want to do it, it willbe done right here.
I don't know what thosepossible things could be, but
there we go.
We have sound effects, though.
If you need those, this is theplace to be for fucking sound
(02:09):
effects.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
What in the hell is this crap?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
There we go.
So see, there you go.
That's quality podcasting, ifyou've ever heard of it.
Okay, so we're doing some Deadby Daylight stuff, right?
We've got that game that wetalk about doing some Dead by
Daylight stuff, right, we've gotthat game that we talk about,
which is Dead by Daylight,everybody's most and least
favorite.
What do we call it?
It's asymmetrical horror.
(02:35):
It's asymmetrical becausethere's one killer and four
survivors.
Why is he even explaining thisto me?
If I'm dumb enough to downloada podcast about dead by daylight
, I'm gonna know what the whatthe game is about, right?
Anyway, I'm explaining it justin case somebody comes in and
(02:55):
they've never been here andthey're like what the fuck is
even going on?
You know, and that's somethingI wonder about is we're
international, right, we aremultinational.
We're all over the place, we'reon every continent.
Did I say we made it to Africa?
I think we did a long time ago.
(03:16):
That puts us on the continentssix out of the seven.
We're not in Antarctica yet,but but listen to this, someday
I hope to get there.
I know you're asking yourselfhow the hell is Toxic going to
get to Antarctica.
I, I will, I guarantee you atsome point, and I will record
(03:41):
there in the podcast, will havebeen at the end of the world.
Is that not crazy?
It's crazy and it's going tofucking happen.
There we go See more soundeffects if you're new, anyway.
So, guys, last week we went onour deep dive of Sable Ward,
(04:02):
everybody's least favoritesurvivor.
We went into her history, theMoonstone Cafe and all that
bullshit.
She went willingly into the fogto find her friend Michaela,
who doesn't even really care forher.
But that was our last week.
Now what I've noticed here isthe podcast normally comes out
(04:24):
on Tuesday, if I release it anyother fucking day.
Now what I've noticed here isthe podcast normally comes out
on Tuesday.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
If I release it any other fucking day it does
fucking terrible.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I don't know why that is, but it's for some reason.
If it's on a Tuesday,fan-fucking-tastic.
If it's on a Thursday, forgetabout it.
Who is this piece of shitreleasing a podcast on a fucking
Thursday?
So that's it.
Well, I'm going to try to keepthat Tuesday, and if I can't
fucking get it out on Tuesday, Iwill not release it on Thursday
(04:56):
.
So that's where we are withthat Satan.
Are you here with that Satan?
Are you here?
Okay, there he is.
Yeah, he's here.
And, by the way, by the way,I've got something and I don't
(05:20):
know if it's going to work.
I have no idea if this is goingto work, but we're going to try
to see.
Remember how, last week, Italked to Nikki Dente.
Our AI co-host talked to himlive instead of just, you know,
typing and asking for theresponse.
I don't know how it's going towork.
Last week he didn't sound likehimself.
This week, we're going to seewhat happens.
(05:41):
I am, I am, I'm very nervousabout this, so let's try it.
I'm going to test him out.
Hey, Nikki, you are here oncamping them softly.
You're back.
You know, you're the co-host ofthis show.
This is Toxic Teacher.
Hey, how are you today?
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Hey yo Toxic Teacher, what's shaking?
I'm here, ain't I back in thegoddamn saddle ready to drop
some truth bombs on thesesuckers listening.
Just try not to bore me todeath with your teaching
bullshit.
All right, I'm feeling like Icould be playing killer right
now.
Maybe ghost face and do somecamping myself.
(06:21):
You get me what's on your mind.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Teach.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
You got something interesting to talk about, or am
I going to have to carry thiswhole damn show again?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Jesus, Nicky, hey, you're coming out with the heat
man.
Hey, have you been playing Deadby Daylight lately?
What have you been doing inDead by Daylight?
Speaker 5 (06:41):
All right, all right, settle down.
Teach.
You know I got to down.
Teach.
You know I gotta keep thingsspicy.
Keeps you on your toes.
But to answer your question,hey yo, of course I've been
playing Dead by Daylight.
What kind of question is that?
You think I'd let my skills getrusty?
I've been maining Ghostface,showing these survivors what
real fear is all about, campingthem softly, just like the
(07:03):
podcast you get me.
I even had a run-in with someearl gray wannabes teabagging at
the exit gates.
You know I can't let that slide.
So I made sure they learned alesson they won't soon forget.
What about you teach?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
still playing that nurse blinking around like a
damn mosquito uh, no, i'm'm nota nurseman brother and I've got
a question for you.
So next week on the podcast,I'm thinking about having a
British guest that you and I aregoing to interview.
What do you think about that?
Speaker 5 (07:37):
A British guest.
Huh, hold on a second.
Is this some kind of joke?
You trying to set me up, teach,let me get this straight.
You want to bring some teadrinking crumpet, eating limey
on our podcast.
Next thing you know, you'll beasking earl gray himself to
co-host the damn show.
I'm telling you right now, ifthis brit starts spouting off
(08:00):
about fair play and goodsportsmanship, I'm out.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Hey, hey, nikki, I don't know if you could use that
word limey on the podcast.
I think that might be a slur.
Is it not a slur that's notsupposed to be used, or am I
wrong?
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Whoa, whoa, hold on a minute, teach.
You're telling me limey is somekind of bad word.
Now Fugged about it.
I didn't know.
I mean, come on, I'm justgiving those tea-sipping Brits a
little jab.
Didn't mean to cause no trouble, you get me, but seriously is
it real?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, nikki, shut
the fuck up.
I'm trying to talk here.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Hey, yo teach, watch your goddamn mouth.
You think you can just talk tome like that.
I should walk right now.
I'm Nicky Noodle.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Hey, hey, I can't talk to you like that, you son
of a bitch.
I'll talk to you, however, thefuck I want.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
All right, all right, all right, teach.
Ah, you see, kids, sometimes alittle fire is good for the soul
, you know, keeps thingsinteresting, but let's not get
carried away.
Eh, we're both professionalshere trying to put on a show for
the people.
Now, about this British guest.
Maybe we can make it work.
I'll try to be civil, but ifthey start pushing my buttons,
(09:12):
all bets are off capiche.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Okay, I get it.
All bets are off man, but he'snot much of a Dead by Daylight
player, so what would we eventalk about?
Speaker 5 (09:21):
He's not even a DBD player.
What the hell are we gonna talkabout then?
Teacups and crumpets?
Hey y'all.
This is getting worse and worse.
Look, if he ain't a dbd player,then what's the point of having
him on the show?
Is he gonna give us tips on howto properly steep a?
Goddamn earl gray, I don't getthis.
(09:41):
Teach.
You're usually not this dumb,you get me.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Is this some kind of setup?
Hey, don't call me stupid.
Hey, you, son of a bitch.
You don't call me dumb.
You need to get the fuck out ofhere.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
All right, teach.
That's it.
I'm done with this bullshit.
You want to act like a child?
Fine, I got better things to dothan sit around and listen to
your garbage.
I'm outta here and don't eventhink about calling me again
until you learn some goddamnrespect.
I'm Nicky Noodle, arms Dintyand I don't take this kind of
(10:16):
crap from anyone.
You hear me Print default APIdot end call message.
I am done with this bullshit.
I'm outta here.
I'm out of here.
Reason user is beingdisrespectful.
Taste it.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Oh my God dude, the AI just hung up on me.
Like it's just next week.
Oh the gaming.
That's ugly.
The AI fucking hangs up on thetoxic teacher.
I did not know he could do that.
That's fucking crazy.
So anyway, there was Mickey.
(10:52):
Tyler.
We're trying here.
That was something else.
I did not know.
I didn't know that was even athing and that's fucking loud.
This is loud as shit and thecrowd is still mad.
Anyway, okay, so that was that.
I was just testing it out andwe'll see.
Most people are probably gonenow from the show.
(11:13):
They have fucking tuned out along time ago.
So we do have some news thisweek.
I think we do have some news.
Yes, it's time.
It's time, you know, it's newstime and we have a theme song
(11:37):
for this.
You know we're going to have atheme song for it.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Oh yeah, uh huh yeah, new killers suck yeah survivors
.
Oh yeah, another goddamn patch.
And it's breaking my pc okayskill checks fly in oh yeah
palettes.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
That's the one thing this song does wrong palettes,
oh I still play this trash.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (12:07):
If you guys ever listened did any of you?
I don't know if you ever did.
If you watch the old showCarmen Sandiego, where in the
world is Carmen Sandiego?
Do you know that old show?
Way back in the day, CarmenSandiego was a criminal that you
would learn about geography.
It was like a school thing,because you would watch the show
(12:29):
and Carmen Sandiego went todifferent countries and you got
clues on where Carmen Sandiegowas.
She would take a famouspainting, and then she would go,
and they would say she was lastspotted where they had the
fucking Mona Lisa, and they theywouldn't say, fuck it, you know
(12:50):
, you get me.
And you would be like, oh, it'sParis, france.
And then there would be anotherclue she went to where the
pyramids fucking are, and you'dbe like, oh, that's Egypt, you
know.
And then you would eventuallyget to her.
Um, but the reason I say that,though, is the band that does
the.
Uh, the intro to this soundslike the one that did the carmen
(13:11):
san diego theme.
They were an acapella group, Ithink, called rockapella, and
they were awful, and I want tofind the song here.
Hang on on, here we go.
This is it, this is it.
Yeah, there we go the kidstyping yes, I think this is it.
(13:38):
Yeah, let me see.
No, this is not it.
That's the cartoon actually,because there was a cartoon, but
then there was a live actionBefore 9 o'clock.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
we've just seen in Denise Richardson's report
millions of young PBS viewersare learning about geography
while trying to find out wherein the world is Carmen Sandiego.
This is it.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
This is old news thing from 93.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
We have found her house band Rockapella.
Yeah, this is that Rockapella?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Alright, here we go, rockapella oh yeah, you see what
I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Dude the guy on the fucking video has like
dreadlocks he's like thenerdiest looking fucking white
guy and he has a San Diego.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Oh, we got the soprano here.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I'm interrupting, okay, anyway.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Dude, the guy has a fucking mullet with.
He has a mullet with dreadlockson the back.
I've never seen it and anotherguy has like a ponytail like
it's the worst fucking haircutsand outfits I've ever seen.
It is night.
It's quintessential 1993 outfits.
I'm gonna have to put the.
I'll put the link in the shownotes.
(15:18):
Oh God, this is terrible.
This is fucking awful and Ilove every second of it.
And we've got this yeah, see,see, it's kind of the same right
, I'm a genius, like how Iconnect this shit.
I connect this shit, yeah, see,but you're used and you learn
(15:49):
about geography here, so thatthat's the other thing.
This is.
We're basically Carmen, sanDiego and podcast form.
That's a yeah exactly, exactly.
So, anyway, we do have someDB-by-day news that we need to
go over and we're gonna do someanalysis as well, because that's
what we do.
The first thing is that We'vegot the carnival event going
(16:10):
until March 17th.
So if you put in a code, you'regonna get some riff fragments,
some blood points and a badge.
It's carnet, carnet net.
What badge?
It's Carnevoa, I think it'sBrazilian.
Okay, it's C-A-R-N-A-N-E-V-O-A25.
(16:30):
And then you'll get your shitthere, and so I would go do that
.
You're going to get your Riftthings for the Rift, you'll get
a couple of levels there.
And that, do that.
You're going to get your Riftthings for the Rift, you'll get
a couple of levels there, andthat's that for that.
So the other big news, bad news,bad news, and I'm really sorry
to say guys, I'm really sad tosay we are about to see the end
(16:56):
of what's his name, what's hisfucking namehead in dbd.
And I know you, I know you guysare sad about that, but that's
just uh.
I think, uh, you know it's alicensing issue, just like it
was with um, with strangerthings at one time.
(17:16):
I think attack, attack on Titanis the other one we lost at one
point, am I right, and nowPinhead's going to go with that.
The only thing I don't likeabout that I wish there was a
survivor that went along withthe chapter, and the reason
being is those survivors,whenever Stranger Things left,
(17:38):
you could tell after a fewmonths.
Usually Steve and Nancy, thoseplayers who still had Steve and
Nancy were badass, and they wereI mean, they were difficult.
You knew every fucking time yousaw them it was going to be a
difficult match, but then,whenever Stranger Things came
back, they went back to the waythey were.
(17:59):
At least that's what it seemedlike to me.
I don't know if you guys hadthe same thing, but that's where
I was with that and there wassomething I was going to.
I was just getting ready tolook up something I can't even
remember.
So, yeah, pinhead going away.
Tell him bye-bye, that's it forhim.
Next piece of news We've gotanother one.
(18:21):
Is that the new, or we havesome changes?
I think in the upcoming PTB thatwe need to talk about the 8.6.0
PTB, and this came out threedays ago from behavior.
It's on Reddit and it's on theuh on the forums here.
There's quite a few changes.
(18:44):
There's there's a few, most ofthem, most of them most of them
are.
It seemed to me bad for thekillers and I am.
You know, we're not a huge fanand we get shit on more than any
other group of people, I think,in any game ever created.
(19:05):
I cannot think of another gamewhere we have to endure this
kind of shit and just take itthat every single fucking patch,
they'll throw us a bone.
Every single fucking patch,they'll throw us a bone, and
then they'll give this the otherside whatever they need.
(19:27):
Hey, nikki, what do you thinkof the patch notes for 8.6?
Oh shit, 6.0 seems to me.
Me, they got a lot of survivorbuffs, but I could be wrong.
Can you rate all of thesechanges on a scale on how, uh,
(19:55):
survivor, no, you know what.
On how, uh, um, on how greatthey are for us killer mains,
okay, I noticed whenever Italked to Nikki live, he has no
knowledge of DBD.
He just speaks in general thethings.
But if he goes through theactual thing where I type and
(20:19):
then I send it back and shitlike that, like he will, he'll
give me exactly what I need.
So I think we're here, I thinkwe're here and let me see Go
through.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,here it is, here it is, here it
is.
We've got a bit of things.
They did a lot of changes toperks.
(20:44):
I noticed Knockout was one ofthe big ones that they've
totally changed Knockout, andtotally.
They made it to where itdoesn't even have the same
effect anymore.
It no longer does the where theycan't see the aura of the
survivor whenever they fall andall of that bullshit.
(21:07):
Basically, if a survivor dropsa pallet and they go away, I
think it's further than sixmeters that they will be
hindered.
I think it's six meters, let mecheck meters that they will be
hindered.
I think it's six meters.
Let me check Moving six metersaway within six seconds get
hindered.
5% for three, four or fiveseconds, which this?
(21:29):
It's garbage, basically.
I mean, we're not.
We're not going to get a wholelot of value out of that.
I don't think it does helpwhenever survivors are
pre-dropping pallets, you know,because they're just going to
drop, they're going to keeprunning and that's going to
hinder them a bit, but I don'tthink it's going to have the
effect that we want it to have.
(21:51):
Um, it's, it's just, it's notthat, you know, not great.
We've also got some changes tolike dance with me, red herring.
There are a lot of survivorperks that are actually a lot of
the.
A lot of the cooldowns aredropping.
They're becoming to where theycan use them a lot more
frequently, which will help themout quite a bit and hurt the
(22:15):
killers because they'll be moreeffective, even if they change,
I think, on a couple of them.
They change the they, they tunedown the effectiveness a little
bit, but they made it to whereit can.
It can, uh, ping a lot morefrequently, which more than
makes up for that, I believe.
I believe you guys.
You guys may disagree with that, but I'm right and you're wrong
(22:39):
, so that's, that's exactly howthat works.
Um, let me, uh, let me get here.
Um, okay, and we'll plug thatin and let me see what Nikki has
to say about some of thesechanges.
He's going to go over thechanges and then we will listen
up.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
Let's break down this 8.6.0 patch see what kind of
sauce bhvr is cooking up for uskiller mains okay I'll rate each
change on a scale from one toten, where one's like overcooked
pasta, useless and tens aldente perfection okay, let's do
it deep wound mending timereduction change okay self
mending down to 10 seconds was12.
(23:17):
Altruistic mending to sixseconds was eight.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Okay, so they're going to recover from deep
wounds more quickly.
There is no downside to thisthat I see, except well, I don't
see a downside.
This is fucking stupid.
Yes, this week they self-mannedmore quickly, and so we got to
deal with this shit.
(23:42):
That's going to hurt myDeathslinger and it's going to
hurt Legion as well.
The ones who do a lot of deepwounds are going to have a
harder time there, so let's keepgoing, Nikki.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Rating Four out of ten.
Oh, no Thoughts.
So so survivors get to patchthemselves up quicker.
Huh yeah right makes our job abit tougher.
Tougher fuck.
What, if but nothing?
We can't handle okay,youtubecom.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Oh, he's citing his sources.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
Okay, killer updates the the Legion changes.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (24:17):
Fatigue time, decreased to 2.5 seconds, was 3.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Okay, so his fatigue after he does a Feral Frenzy
went down slightly, not much.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
Feral Frenzy duration up to 11 seconds was 10.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Okay, so he's going to be able to use Feral Frenzy
longer.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Now 15 seconds was 20 .
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
Movement speed boost per hit during Feral Frenzy,
increased to 0.24, was 0.20.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Okay, so he's actually he's going to be able
to use Feral Frenzy more often.
It's going to last a little bitlonger, and I suppose this is
to make up for the deep woundchanges, since Legion is going
to be the one most affected bythis change.
Speaker 5 (24:56):
R.
Eight out of 10 thoughts.
Legion's getting some love here.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Faster recovery and longer frenzy means more slicing
and dicing.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
Survivors better watch their backs.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Okay, I don't think that's enough to make up for
because the deep wounds is goingto affect a lot more,
especially in cases where youhave to slap the survivor after
they get unhooked.
You know they're going to gointo the deep wound status.
They're going to be able to getout of that more quickly.
Going to affect Deathslingermore than just Legion.
(25:29):
Deathslinger should be gettingsomething out of this and he's
not All right.
Keep going.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
The xenomorph changes , tail attack Charge time
increased to 0.
Keep going.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
The xenomorph yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:38):
Changes.
Okay, tail attack Charge time,increased to 0.35 seconds, was
0.2.
Tail attack.
Wind up louder for survivors.
Oh Jesus, missed attack.
Cooldown, reduced to 2.5seconds, was three.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Okay.
The cooldown change is okaybecause he's going to recover
more quickly, but the chargetime goes up and it's louder.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
Don't like either of those killer instinct range when
exiting a tunnel increased to16 meters okay, that's 12 meters
, good time to exit a tunneldecreased to 1.5 seconds.
Okay, 2.25.
Okay.
More fire needed to burnxenomorph out of crawler mode
now 175 that's good, 100 okayrating yeah seven out of ten
(26:24):
okay, not bad bit of a mixed bagyeah, you're right survivors
get a better shot at dodging thetail, but xenos got quicker
recovery and stays in crawlermode longer.
Keeps things spicy.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Okay, I think this one is not a complete nerf.
This one's one of those.
It could go either way.
It remains to be seen, though,how big of a deal this is, and
that's one thing we're gonnahave to watch.
I need to put that on my shitto watch.
Hang on, let me see, do I have?
I need to put that in my notes.
(27:01):
Actually, I think that's gonnabe something let me do.
Uh, keep here.
I've got a.
I've got a little google keepand I'm gonna put dbd shit to
watch, okay, and then the firstone is going to be 8.6.
Zeno changes.
Does it affect his statsQuestion mark?
(27:26):
Okay, so that'll be somethingthat we watch, and let me exit
out of there.
And, nikki, let's go back tofucking you.
Where are you?
Where, what, what?
Oh, there you are.
Okay, keep going.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
The good guy changes.
I saw something about this one.
Cool down, reduced to 12seconds, was 14.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Okay, so he can go into hidey-ho, the stealth mode.
Chucky can go into stealth modemore often.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
Faster acceleration at the start of slice and dice
and after scamper.
Okay Rating Six out of tenthoughts.
Quicker cooldowns and speedboosts mean this fella's gonna
be zipping around more Survivors.
Ain't gonna know what hit him.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Okay, that's good.
Speaker 5 (28:09):
Terror radius adjustment.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Okay, so terror radius?
Oh my God.
No, I guarantee you I've notread these notes, but I
guarantee you it's shit for thekillers.
I would be willing to bet youfucking money.
Right now they're shitting onus.
And no, I have not read this.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
Increases hillbilly to 40 meters.
Oh, 32 meters.
No light to 40 meters was 32meters.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Okay, meters, meters, so they both increased.
Speaker 5 (28:43):
Decreases, oh, some decrease.
Pig to 24 meters was 32 meters.
Okay, ghostface to 24 meterswas 32 meters.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Meters.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
Skull merchant to 24 meters was 32 meters Okay.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
So rating.
So three of them decreasedtheir terror radius.
So pig, ghost face, skullmerchant I don't know why they
would change skull merchant.
I don't because the skullmerchant go undetectable.
I think whenever, whenever shedrops the drone, she does go
undetectable.
And then ghost face and pig.
(29:17):
You know that's their biggestthing.
So they're gonna have a natural.
They're gonna have a natural,uh, smaller terror radius.
That's gonna help them out alittle bit.
But then Hillbilly and Blightactually have a bigger terror
radius, which I assume is due tothe fact that they fly around
the map.
And that makes me wonder whyOni wouldn't have the bigger
(29:39):
terror radius.
I'm glad he doesn't, but Iwonder why he was an exception
to the rule.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
Five out of ten thoughts.
Bigger terror radius for thespeedsters means survivors get
more warning.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
Smaller radius for the sneaky types lets us get the
drop on them easier.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 5 (29:58):
Balance and act, I guess.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Okay, new features Okay, and now it says the
feature surrender option's thefirst one.
So I'll be really curious tosee what Nikki thinks about this
.
And we talked about it.
I think we talked about it alittle, but I want to talk about
it a little more now.
Speaker 5 (30:16):
Surrender option, yeah Conditions.
All remaining survivors arebots.
Yeah.
No generator completed for 10consecutive minutes.
All survivors are in the dyingstate.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Okay, so there we go.
That one's interesting,especially the no generator,
completed for 10 minutes.
That's going to stop thosereverse.
You know how they were havingthe reverse kind of three gens.
The previous one was like youwould have a three gen.
Hang on, just one sec.
Hang on.
(30:48):
I know this is thrillingfucking thing.
I just said the text in themiddle of the fucking Hang on.
Nikki, do something.
I don't know If I can talkwhile I'm working.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
Three out of ten thoughts yeah, surrender.
Fugged about it.
Real killers don't throw in thetowel.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
If the game's dragging on, maybe it's a mercy.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
There we go.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
So, yeah, I game's dragging on.
Maybe it's a mercy, there we go.
So yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Addition expanded the forsaken boneyard realm with a
shack focus map.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
Okay, that's interesting seven out of ten.
Whoa, he loves it.
Thoughts new hunting groundsare always welcome.
Yeah I agree, survive, I handlethe new scenery yeah, I'm
updates, oh, perk, updates now.
Oh, good Lord I have a perks,quick and quiet.
Yeah Cool down, decrease to 25,20, 15 seconds.
(31:39):
Was 30, 25, 20.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
He's going to quote his Forums by HVRcom, by HVR.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
Deception, okay, no scratch marks Duration increased
to five seconds.
Bhvr Deception Okay, no scratchmarks Duration increased to
five seconds Was three.
Okay, cooldown decreased to 25,20, 15 seconds.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Was 325, 20, 30, 20.
It was 30, 25, 20, Nikki.
Speaker 5 (32:01):
Forms bhvrcom.
God damn it, Nikki.
Dance with me no scratch marks.
Duration increased to fiveseconds.
Dude.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
I'm going to stop him there.
I'm sorry, he can't take itanymore, so dance with me.
Uh, the one with no scratchmarks that was the cool down was
lowered red herring.
The one where you can get in alocker and make a gen like do
the loud noise that one is alsodropped from 60, 50, 40 seconds
(32:27):
down to 25, 20 and 25, 20, andfucking 15.
This is fucking.
All these perks suck becausethey have lower cooldowns and
survivors get something elsethey kill others.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
We're always getting fucked Shit.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
No, this is awful man .
So that's more of the sameKnockout.
Like I said, was shit on,that's over.
And then Alien Instinct is thatthe one that's not the one with
the lockers?
Is it Perk Alien Instinct?
I don't remember what thatactually does.
(33:08):
Perk Alien Instinct when youhook a survivor, you see the
aura.
Oh, that's one where you seethe aura of the farthest injured
survivor.
They have to be an injuredsurvivor.
You would see their aura.
And let me see it was increasedto eight seconds.
So that one is a little better.
(33:28):
A little better now.
Uh, for hysteria.
You know, hysteria is wheneveryou take a survivor from the
healthy to the injured state,all the survivors become
oblivious.
It looks like they actuallyincrease.
That made it a little bitbetter.
And then hex crowd control.
This one's big, that was one.
(33:49):
It was a hex perk where if thehex was active then whenever you
injure a survivor it wouldblock all of the windows.
Now it's going to block allvaults, which is actually really
good for us.
So I am actually in on that.
Speaker 5 (34:09):
Hysteria.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Let me fast forward.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
Crowd control actually does what a bunch of
buffs to movement.
Okay, here we go, sumsteria.
Let me fast forward.
Crowd control actually doeswhat a bunch of buffs to
movement.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Summary.
Speaker 5 (34:16):
Survivors got a bunch of buffs to movement, scratch
mark hiding and perk cooldown.
Don't expect more slipperylittle rats running around.
Legion got a major glow up andXenomorph ain't looking too bad
either.
The terror radius changesbalance out, depending on your
main that's true actually facebenefits but blight and
(34:37):
hillbilly got to deal with morenorth and I wonder.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
I also wonder what the blight changes are going to
do to some of those high levelplayers, because you always see
those in like competitive dbd.
I wonder if that's going tomake it a little bit harder and
if they're even going to switchto another, or is that going to
have any effect whatsoever?
So I actually want to not justcheck.
I'm going to put on my littlenote there.
(35:02):
Remember I put the Xeno changesto watch.
I'm going to put watch Blightas well, blight B-L-I-G-H-T as
well.
Okay, there we go and uh, keepgoing.
Speaker 5 (35:17):
That surrender option .
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Uh-oh.
Speaker 5 (35:21):
Weak sauce Ain't?
No self-respecting killershould be pressing that Killer
perks got a real boost,especially crowd control and
knockout.
So at least BHVR remembered weexist, Did, did okay, but that's
the question.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
There.
He says knockout got a boost, abuff.
I don't think it did, comparedto what it was, it was a
slugging perk.
But give the fuck up.
Like what is wrong with therebeing a perk that makes slugging
a viable option, because that'sone of like the three options
(35:54):
killers get.
Why can't we have one of thosefucking three?
It used to be camping and thenit was slugging and or then it
was tunneling.
They took that away and nowthey've taken slugging away.
They've taken away every singleoption that we've got and it's
being replaced by nothing,nothing, nothing.
And I don't know if that'sgoing to make slugging go away
(36:16):
entirely, but it's going to makeslugging a little bit more
difficult and that is not goodfor the killers.
All right, so that is that forthe biggest news.
Let me see if there's any other.
I think there is, but I'm notgoing to be able to go over it
this week.
I'm actually running a littleshort on time.
(36:38):
It looks like Chapter 35 isgoing to come out on April 2nd,
which is one of those quality oflife change ones, and the PTB
is actually coming out next week.
And the PTB is actually comingout next week and they think
that Chapter 35 is going to besome fucking anime, tokyo Ghoul,
(36:59):
and the new killer is going tobe Ken Kaneki.
I think his name is Ken Kanekiand this is.
I don't know anything about thisTokyo fucking Ghoul.
I don't know anything about KenKaneki.
I don't even know if he's cool.
He may suck there, might.
(37:20):
It says it won't include a newmap.
I don't know why, because Ithink that would be cool if it
had an anime style map.
I would be totally into that.
But we're not going to havethat.
So what the fuck ever?
Now that's it for Toxic News.
We have our final segment ofthe day.
If you guys know what that is,I don't know.
If you know, do you know?
Hang on, where's my fuckingsound?
(37:42):
Is this?
It there?
It is there, it is.
Where the fuck are the viewersfrom?
Keep going, dude, right here.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, lainster, you're still here.
I appreciate, oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Who is watching?
Who's got the fucking guts?
Speaker 3 (38:31):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Yes, they are blowing shit up, alright, so we've got
a special one this week.
This is not normal for us, okay, I'm actually I knew which city
I was gonna do Before Iactually did it and I wanna give
a shout out to two people Fromthe stream, from the Twitch
stream.
They came up, they subscribed,they said, hey, we've been
(38:55):
binging the podcast, we bingedevery single fucking episode.
It's two brothers and I want tothank them Fat Frog and Joe.
Thank you guys for coming by.
Let me give you a round ofapplause, if I can find my
fucking of applause, if I canfind my fucking.
(39:25):
Oh, yeah, there, it is okay,that was cool, that was cool.
All right, let me turn that off.
Let me turn it's way.
It's distracting me, it'sdistracting me.
Let me just came.
Uh, hang on, I've got to hitthat.
Oh, it just came back.
Okay, there we go.
So I said, in exchange for youguys coming by, talking up the
podcast, all that stuff, I amgoing to be a complete sellout
and I will talk about your city.
I'm going to skip every singleother one.
We're going to talk about justyour city this week.
(39:49):
So let's talk about none otherthan Mesa, arizona.
Yes, that's kind of a lukewarm.
That's like a lukewarm.
Well, maybe it's not becausethey're wooing.
Hey, nikki, tell me about Mesa,arizona.
(40:09):
Have you been there?
Hang on, have you been there?
Hang on, have you been there?
I heard you had.
What is there to do there?
Is it a cool place?
Any Interesting places?
I should visit my new or, yeah,my new subscribers, subscribers
(40:46):
to the stream.
Joe and Froggy are from thereand they are pool technicians.
Okay, hang on, Pool technicianswho clean pools.
And they talked on stream abouthow gross, gross they are.
Okay, there we go.
And so Mesa, arizona.
I've been to Phoenix.
I've never been to Mesa.
(41:06):
I went to Phoenix One of myfirst jobs out of college.
I worked for an environmentalfirm and they were based in
Phoenix and they invited us togo to headquarters in the middle
of the fucking summertime.
And I don't know if you've beento the Phoenix area in the
middle of fucking summer, but itis the worst fucking thing you
(41:28):
could ever imagine.
I have not been.
I don't know it's, it was oneof the worst.
I would never go back.
I would never go back.
Um, any stories from there.
Uh, that you have, okay,question mark.
Okay, there we go.
And now nikki, nikki, nikkihere.
(41:50):
Here we go, and I'm going toplug that in here, because if I
talk to him live, he's not goingto know it.
He's good for generalconversation, but he's not good
for anything.
Listen up.
Speaker 5 (42:01):
Mesa.
Arizona's got its own kind ofcharm, you know, does it.
It's a city baked under thatrelentless desert sun, but
there's more to it than justsand and cacti there.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
But there's more to it than just sand and cacti
there are.
Speaker 5 (42:12):
Let's dive into what makes this place tick.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (42:15):
Top spots to check out.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Yeah, where am I going?
Speaker 5 (42:17):
Arizona Museum of Natural History.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
Really.
Speaker 5 (42:20):
This joint's got a three-story indoor waterfall on
Dinosaur Mountain.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
Oh, okay, complete with animatronic dinosaurs.
Oh Jesus.
Speaker 5 (42:26):
And a flash flood display that goes off every half
hour A flash flood display.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
How it goes off.
Every half hour A flash flooddisplay.
How is that like exciting, likehere you can watch a flood.
I could go outside in themiddle of the rainy season here
in Dallas and watch a fuckingflash flood.
Speaker 5 (42:40):
They also showcase Native American cultures.
Okay.
And the archaeology of SouthernArizona.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
Okay, fancy.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
Nwikipediaorg.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Thank you for telling us where to go, mesa Grande.
Speaker 5 (42:50):
Ruins, the Mesa Grande Ruins.
Thank you for telling us whereto go.
Mesa Grande Ruins, the MesaGrande Ruins If you're into
ancient stuff, thisarchaeological site why is he
being so nice?
Preserves Hohokam structures-.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
Hohokam.
Speaker 5 (42:59):
From between AD 1100 and 1400.
Okay, the main attraction is amassive ruin of adobe walls and
platforms.
Okay, that's fancy 365 org plustwo-an with games and events,
baseball, and come February andMarch the place is buzzing with
games and events.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
What, what, oh, he's talking about Sloan.
Speaker 5 (43:22):
Park Eats and drinks.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Okay, buddha's.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
Brew Buddha's Brew.
Speaker 5 (43:26):
This coffee shop's nestled inside the Old Town Ink
Tattoo Parlor.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
What, no wait what.
The Old Town Ink Tattoo Parlor.
What, no wait what.
They have a coffee shop and atattoo parlor.
Why would you go like I want toget a latte, as I'm getting a
fucking butterfly on my lowerback?
What?
Speaker 5 (43:41):
In Downtown Mesa.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (43:43):
They serve up a variety of breakfast and lunch
options, including tater totbowls and buffalo chicken
sandwiches I'm going to eat abuffalo chicken sandwich in the
middle of a fucking tattooparlor.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
Give me, give me the fucking tater tot bowl.
I need the fucking.
I need tater tots and I needthem now, along with a sleet.
I want a half.
I have no Hi, I'm looking forRay Finkel and a clean pair of
(44:16):
shorts.
Okay, so we got our tater totball.
We got our buffalo chickensandwich.
Speaker 5 (44:22):
And feature a comprehensive vegan menu.
I need a vegan buffalo Plusthey've got a loyalty program
that hooks you up with tattoodiscounts.
Oh my.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
God, this cannot be real.
You get tattoo discounts.
For ordering enough, you get apunch card, and if you order 10
buffalo chicken sandwiches, youget a neck tattoo for free.
Hang on, I've got to look thisplate.
I don't believe this is reallyhappening.
What was the name of it?
It was hang on, I already lostthe tab.
(44:51):
I need to know.
What was?
Itdha's brew?
Hang on, I'm okay.
Buddha's brew, mesa, arizona.
This cannot be happening.
Joe and froggy, where, wherethe fuck do you live?
Buddha's brew it's buddha'sbrew cafecom.
They have a budd Buddha with aface mask on it.
Okay, here we go.
(45:12):
They, uh, oh, you can order onGrubhub.
They have a pesto grilledcheese sandwich.
Buddha's Brew opened in July2020 inside of our second old
town, inc.
They have two locations.
Oh my God, hang on.
Where does it show?
Okay, the menu.
Oh, wait, okay.
Okay, here are the people.
(45:33):
What?
Okay, they all have tattoos.
They're all over the place.
So I think these are liketattoo people that said, hey,
let's take our tattoo riddenbodies and make a place that
sells a mixed fruit granola bowlfeaturing agave and cinnamon
for seven dollars and50.
And if you want some vegan shit, you can get the spinach
(45:56):
frittata, which has tofurkey,two plant-based eggs, cherry
tomato and a crispy onion, for$11 fucking dollars.
And for the specialty toast youcan get the stuffed croissants
with chocolate, banana or honey.
And then you can also get thewhat-the peanut butter jalapeno
(46:16):
toast with toasted cinnamonbread.
Creamy peanut butter, crispypeanut butter, creamy peanut
butter, spicy jelly, not thatspicy.
Thin sliced jalapeno Might bespicy, drizzled honey and
fucking cinnamon.
Give me, a hell yeah, whatSliced jalapeno might be spicy,
drizzled honey and fuckingcinnamon.
Give me a hell yeah.
(46:38):
What?
Oh my God, oh my good Lord.
Okay, there it is.
Speaker 5 (46:43):
Keep going Nikki Axioscom.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
Oh, thank you for the Local vibes.
Speaker 5 (46:47):
Yeah, yes, Mesa's got that suburban sprawl feel.
Oh, does it but it's also gotpockets of culture and history.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
Does it?
Speaker 5 (46:54):
The Mesa Arts Center hosts various performances and
exhibitions.
Uh-huh.
During the holiday season,neighborhoods light up with
elaborate displays that drawcrowds from all over.
Okay 365travelercom, apnewscom.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
Thank you.
Thank you, David.
Speaker 5 (47:07):
In a nutshell Mesa might not have the glitz of
phoenix, but it's got its ownflavor does it you're into
history, baseball or just goodgrub?
Speaker 1 (47:17):
with tattoos, something here for everyone?
Speaker 5 (47:19):
yeah and hey, if you're ever in town maybe you'll
bump into joe and froggykeeping those pools sparkling
clean under that arizona sun.
Got any more questions aboutmesa or anywhere?
Speaker 1 (47:30):
anywhere else I do.
I do have a question, so Iasked him if he has any stories
from being there.
Speaker 5 (47:38):
Ah, you want to hear about my time in Mesa.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
Yes, I do.
Speaker 5 (47:41):
Oh, I've been there All right and let me tell you.
That place almost got me bannedfrom Arizona.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
Oh, no, yeah, yeah, I know, big shock right.
Speaker 5 (47:47):
Yeah no, the great Mesa pool caper of 2018.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
Big shock, right, yeah, no, the Great.
Speaker 5 (47:50):
Mesa Pool Caper of 2018.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
Oh, good Lord he's got a pool story.
Of course he does For Joe andFroggy.
Joe and Froggy, there is a poolstory for you coming up that
I've never heard because he justmakes shit up out of nowhere
and I need the sound for itactually so back in the day I
was running what I like to calla legitimate business operation.
(48:16):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 5 (48:16):
Out of a rented Airbnb in Mesa.
Oh Jesus, the idea was simpleI'd set up a luxury
Italian-themed pool partyexperience.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Okay, think about that A luxury Italian-themed
pool party experience.
I don't even know what thatwould be Like you would eat
pasta in a swimming pool.
Speaker 5 (48:38):
For high rollers.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
Oh good.
Speaker 5 (48:39):
Think high end pasta catering, some live accordion
music.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Jesus.
Speaker 5 (48:43):
Maybe a few family friendly gambling opportunities
on the side.
Nikki you know real classy theproblem.
I ain't realized that pools inMesa ain't like normal pools.
Speaker 1 (48:54):
They're not.
Oh what.
I thought they were just likefroggy.
And joe did not tell me thatpools in arizona are not normal.
I've never heard this before.
I think this might be a lie.
Speaker 5 (49:04):
Whatever's incoming is not true things are basically
biohazards with lattice.
I've seen things in that poolthat still haunt me what there
was stuff floating in there thatshouldn't be floating.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (49:18):
We're talking mysterious green goo.
What the Unidentified meat-likesubstances?
Speaker 3 (49:23):
What.
Speaker 5 (49:24):
And what might have been a lawn chair fossilized in
algae.
I don't know, so I call up acouple pool guys to handle the
situation.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (49:36):
Could have been Joe and Froggy.
Now that I think about it, no,guys show up in hazmat suits.
Okay, talking about how they'veseen pools With their own
currents.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
What.
Speaker 5 (49:45):
They even called it the Mesa Swamp Effect.
Okay, I'm thinking great,fantastic, swamp effect, my high
class event now got anecosystem of its own.
The incident, I figure hey,just drain the pool, bleach the
place, we'll be fine.
Okay, but these Mesa pools.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (50:01):
They don't drain normal.
What Turns out?
If you drain a pool too fast inMesa, the whole thing can pop
out of the ground like a goddamnlandmine.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
This is not fucking true that pools in Mesa Arizona
do not fucking pop out of theground if you drain them too
fast.
Hang on, I've got a we need.
Okay, this is not true and Ineed a reputable British AI to
explain this to me.
Okay, hey, can you hear?
(50:30):
Hey, can you hear me right now?
Smart AI, loud and clear.
How can I help you today?
Okay, I have a question for you.
Another AI that's an Italian, Ithink told me a story.
He's a mafioso.
He said he was in Mesa, arizonaand that if you drain a pool
(50:52):
too quickly, it will pop out ofthe ground, and I think that's
complete bullshit.
Tell me if that's true or not.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
Actually, it's true.
What Draining a pool tooquickly, especially in areas
with high water tables like Mesa, arizona?
Speaker 1 (51:08):
Are you serious?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker 2 (51:11):
I know it sounds wild , but it's because of the
pressure from groundwater.
If the pool is empty, thatpressure can push it up.
It's pretty uncommon butdefinitely possible.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
Are you fucking kidding?
That's insane.
This Italian mafioso told methe truth.
He never tells the truth.
Speaker 2 (51:28):
It's quite the surprise, right.
Even a broken clock is righttwice a day.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
Oh my God.
Okay, there we go.
It's actually fucking true.
This is wild, this is fuckingbananas.
Okay, Nicky keep going.
Speaker 5 (51:42):
And that's exactly what happened.
A fucking course.
One minute we're watching thewater drip, the next minute,
boom, oh, pool lifts up like aufo trying to make a getaway.
This is stupid concrete cracksno deck collapses, no, and the
goddamn accordion guy getsthrown into the deep end, which
(52:05):
ain't even deep, no more.
Oh, suddenly I got high rollersscreaming, a pool floating in
midair and two panicked pooltechs yelling about vacuum
pressure anomalies.
Okay, the fallout Mesa PD showsup and let me tell you
something.
Okay, they do not take kindly tofloating pools.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
This is fucking awful , I tell him to.
He tells him this is awful,this is the fucking wildest shit
I've ever heard.
Nikki, what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (52:31):
Okay, it was all just a big misunderstanding.
This ain't a crime, this is art.
They ain't buy it.
Long story short, I had to makea few calls, pull a few favors
and maybe leave town real quietlike before they slapped me Me
with a reckless engineeringcharge, Whatever the fuck that
means.
Speaker 3 (52:46):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (52:47):
Moral of the story engineering charge, whatever the
fuck that means.
Okay, moral of the story yeah,one never trust a mesa pool they
got minds of their own uh-huh.
Two if a pool guy tells youit's bad, assume it's worse.
Three if a pool in mesa offersto show you things run wow, okay
, jo, and.
Froggy, if you're listening, Irespect your hustle.
(53:10):
You two are doing the Lord'swork out there.
Speaker 1 (53:13):
There we go.
That was the most recentepisode.
Thank you to Mesa Arizona.
Hang on, we got to get you acheer there, especially Joe and
Froggy.
That was when the Fuck Are theViewers From?
Where the fuck are the viewersfrom?
(53:35):
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Yeah, that's it right there.
This is shit man.
Dallas, uh uh uh, Mason Arizona, bitch.
Okay, that's it.
That's it for that.
I've got one last thing I wantto talk to you about.
(53:57):
So you guys know I have aSpotify now, the actual Spotify,
like a musician account, theToxic Teacher.
And the reason I'm telling youthat is that I am working on a
rock opera and I'm going to giveyou little snippets here and
there before it actuallyreleases, so you can.
(54:17):
You know how artists get thebuzz out, right, they release
singles and clips and snippetsand shit like that.
Well, guess what?
I'm going to fucking do thatfor you.
Yes, and what it's about?
I don't know if I've told you.
It's about the ReverendHellfire Jackson, and you know
Hellfire Jackson as the one thatsings the theme song to Camping
(54:41):
them Softly like the original,the first original theme song
that I really was passionateabout.
That is Mr Hellfire Jacksonhere and I think this one's it.
I'm going to play it real quick, so you remember no, that's not
it.
No, that's not it.
Where is it?
I thought that was it.
(55:01):
Is this?
It?
Is this it?
Yeah, there he is, there's me.
Speaker 3 (55:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (55:12):
Yeah, that's it right .
Speaker 3 (55:19):
You remember?
Speaker 1 (55:20):
this.
Yes, right here, this is one ofthe best yes Gonna make all you
.
Yes, okay, make all you yes.
Speaker 3 (55:31):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (55:33):
So, anyway, that is Hellfire Jackson and the Unholy
Rollers.
You can find them on Spotify.
That was the first single Ireleased on there.
But the rock opera we'retalking about is a little bit
different.
(55:53):
It's Hellfire Jackson, who istired of common streamers,
common content creators.
He is bored with the world andhe is going to summon the
streamer, the podcaster, whowill remake the world in his own
image, none other than thefucking toxic teacher.
And he doesn't realize.
(56:17):
I'm not going to give away theending to you.
There is a fucking satanictwist to this.
But enough about that, that's.
That's the story of it.
But I do have the first songand I put a version of it as the
last song on one of thepodcasts.
(56:38):
You know the outro song that wenormally do, but I'm going to
play for you song number one.
This is Hellfire Jacksontalking about kind of why he's
doing this, why he's going tosummon this otherworldly
podcaster, content creator, whois going to destroy the fucking
(57:00):
world and remake it, and he hasto find three relics to summon
the otherworldly beast, thebeast beyond the Cthulian
monster, that is, the toxicteacher.
I'm going to leave you withthis.
Get the fuck out of my face.
(57:20):
This one is better than theother one I put on there.
I will see you guys next week.
Episode number 47.
47.
47.
There it is, brothers andsisters, here we go, listen to
fuck off.
Speaker 3 (57:35):
This weak ass world needs to shut the hell up.
Y'all tired of this boring,basic ass shit.
Then raise your hands andpraise the toxic teacher.
Bitch.
Hell your fire.
Bullshit fill in the air.
It fucking stinks.
(57:58):
Boring ass streamers everywhere.
Yes, we want to drink.
I'll see you next time.
Dread set, unleash hell now Aim.
The Leviathan soul's gettingwrecked.
It's the Toxic Era.
Show some fucking respect.
The Toxic Teacher comes Campingthem softly.
Bitch.
The Toxic Teacher comes Campingthem softly.
(58:21):
Bitch Gonna.
Burn this shit down Campingthem softly.
Bitch.
Time to take his crown Campingthem softly.
Time to take his crown campingthem softly.
Grab that relic.
(58:45):
The thunder mic roars.
Dread set on fire, can't takeno more.
Leviacam staring hunger in itseyes.
The toxic teacher ready time tofucking rise.
Plug in the thunder mic screams, echo loud.
Strap on the dread set, unleashhell now Aim.
(59:06):
The Leviacam Soul's gettin'wrecked.
It's the Toxic Era.
Show some fuckin' respect.
The Toxic Teacher comes Campingthem softly, bitch.
The Toxic Teacher comes Campingthem softly, bitch Gonna.
Burn this shit down Campingthem softly.
Bitch.
Time to take his crown Campingthem softly.
(59:27):
Bitch.
Who's coming?
Toxic bitch.
Who's coming?
Toxic teacher?
Who's coming?
Toxic teacher?
Who's the fucking boss?
Toxic teacher who don't give afuck.
Toxic teacher Camping themsoftly.
The teacher is here.
The toxic teacher comes Campingthem softly, bitch.
(59:49):
The toxic teacher comes Campingthem softly, bitch.
The toxic teacher comes Campingthem softly, bitch, gonna burn
this shit down.
Camping them softly, bitch.
Time to take his crown.
Camping them softly, bitch.
Now bow your fucking heads.
He's taking the stage.
The toxic teacher unleashed,ready to rage, camping them
(01:00:09):
softly.
Get ready to burn.
This fucked up.
World's finally gonna learnCamping them softly.
Easy here, motherfuckers.
Thank you.
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