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October 7, 2025 89 mins

Dead by Daylight's 9.2.0 update dropped and nobody's fucking happy. Survivors mad. Killers mad. Even Michael Myers is mad because BHVR turned him into a dash-based killer instead of the slow, stalking bastard he's supposed to be. We break down the Myers rework disaster, gen regression limits, pallet adjustments, and why the anti-slug/anti-tunnel removal was just the beginning of this mess.

But this episode goes completely off the rails when we discover Victor has a Samsung Galaxy Fold, unlimited data, and has been secretly learning French on Duolingo to "know thine enemy." We dive deep into Victor's digital life, his Marseille incident at a European DBD tournament, side conversations with Earl Grey, and Charlotte's desperate attempts to downgrade him to a jitterbug.

Plus: Toxic Fucking News, Hunt Showdown talk, the new Suno v5 music engine showcase, Where the Fuck Are the Viewers From (Marseille edition), and absolutely zero survivors saying stupid shit because we ran out of time.

Topics: Dead by Daylight 9.2.0, Myers rework, killer nerfs, survivor buffs, Hunt Showdown, Victor lore, Italian techno opera thrash

Hosts: The Toxic Teacher, Nicky A.I. Dente

Run Time: 1 hour 25 minutes

Warning: Maximum chaos, minimal DBD content, all Victor all the time

Nicky's Body Count:

Episode 70 Statistics - "Victor's Digital Uprising"

Body Count Breakdown:

  • One (1) Michael Myers rework brutally murdered by BHVR
  • Zero (0) happy players after 9.2.0 dropped
  • Forty-seven (47) teabags that started the Marseille Incident
  • One (1) Samsung Galaxy Fold smuggled into the fog
  • Eight hundred forty-seven (847) day Duolingo streak (Victor's)
  • Three (3) tables destroyed by Victor in a French restaurant
  • One (1) Nokia brick phone (Charlotte's, from 2003)
  • Eighty-five (85) inch OLED TV stolen from Best Buy
  • Twelve (12) survivors receiving threatening DMs from Victor mid-pounce
  • Two hundred (200) BPM on Victor's heartbeat during thrash segments
  • One hundred eighty-seven (187) Victor's alleged IQ
  • Sixty-nine (69) in multiple usernames (Meatball Kid 69, Victor the Meatball 69)
  • Zero (0) actual Dead by Daylight gameplay discussed
  • Thirty (30) seconds of spaghetti eating ASMR (proposed)
  • One (1) emotional support Victor with fake service animal vest
  • Infinite (∞) questions about how a dead goblin operates a smartphone

Additional Chaos Metrics:

  • Lavender in pasta (disputed by fake Earl Grey)
  • Sea urchin fusion bullshit (confirmed awful)
  • Croissants thrown at European DBD tournament
  • Charlotte scrolling minion memes on Facebook Lite
  • Earl Grey called a "lying sack of Yorkshire pudding"
  • Survivor's Saying Stupid Shit segment: CANCELLED (ran out of time)

Total Carnage: One podcast format completely destroyed, countless follow-up questions asked, and approximately 90% Victor content by volume

We also got:

  • Samsung Galaxy Fold Fu (with unlimited data in a realm with no cell towers)
  • Duolingo Revenge Fu (learning French purely to threaten BHVR)
  • Mid-Pounce Texting Fu ("your mom" to 12 survivors simultaneously)
  • Double Agent Fu (Victor infiltrating Earl Grey's Tea Time Terror Squad)
  • Hong Kong Fui Fu (possibly racist cartoon dog
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