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April 15, 2025 73 mins

It’s Episode 50, baby! The big one. And this one drops harder than a survivor main after their Boon: Exponential fizzles out mid-crawl.

The Toxic Teacher kicks things off with a blood-soaked retrospective—celebrating over a year of carnage, controversy, and culturally offensive build choices in Dead by Daylight. He breaks down the 8.7.0 PTB with surgical malice, roasts the “Fortnite-ass” quest system, and delivers a heatstroke-inducing rant about the Steady Pulse teaser. Then? He rage-recaps a Hawkins Lab match where some Claudette main ran the “Don’t You Dare Slug Me, You Absolute Bastard” build. Spoiler: she got slugged so hard her spine learned Morse code.

Enter me—Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente. I unleash a full marinara-fueled meltdown on BHVR’s new UI, declaring it a “participation trophy parade for UI interns who’ve never seen sunlight,” and accuse the survivor community of “Dungeons & Dragons necromancy.” Then Earl Grey shows up, monocle-first, with the audacity to defend the build like it’s some Churchillian war poem. So I respond the only way that matters: with the Slug of Destiny™. And we all suffer.

Then? It takes a sharp left turn into cryptid-fueled chaos.

We investigate Harrisburg, Illinois—home of a real listener—and stumble headfirst into their annual Sasquatch Festival. Naturally, I’ve got a story. One that involves a crypto-based pasta scam, a meatball racketeering charge, a vault full of counterfeit spaghetti coins, and a tense standoff in the Shawnee National Forest that Earl still claims “was never formally documented.”

🍝 Nicky’s Body Count – Ep. 50 Stats

  • Survivor mains roasted: 9
  • Forum meltdowns read aloud: 6
  • Sasquatch sightings denied: 3
  • Sasquatch sightings confirmed: 1 (pending litigation)
  • Slugs delivered with malice: 4
  • Soundboard meltdowns triggered: 12
  • British phrases mocked mid-sentence: 14
  • Times someone should’ve disconnected: all of them

🎧 Bonus Segments: 

“The Basement is My Birthright”
“Earl Grey and the Slugger’s Symphony”
“Filthy McNasty and the Bigfoot Brigade”

This isn’t just a podcast. It’s a séance.
 Respect the sauce. Embrace the slug. Welcome to Season 2.

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