This week on Camping Them Softly, Dead by Daylight’s least favorite podcast goes absolutely nuclear on the return of DBD’s 2v8 mode. Toxic is stuck screaming into the void while survivors abandon gens faster than Nicky’s dignity vanished in the Dominican Republic.
Speaking of disasters—BHVR thinks letting players "Choose Your Own Chapter" is a good idea, which is like giving matches to arsonists and saying, "Surprise me." We break down exactly why this is gonna end in flashlight-clicking, bunny-eared madness.
And because this podcast is run by maniacs, Nicky A.I. Dente spills a frankly disturbing story involving busted Wii consoles, bootleg Just Dance duels against Earl Grey, laxative warfare, and hooking up with someone who might literally be the Dominican Entity. Aunt Cannelloni pops in briefly to roast your survivor fashion, and we debut our new outro music in a genre nobody asked for: Baroque Trench Funk. It’s exactly as cursed as it sounds.
If you enjoy chaotic Dead by Daylight rants, mocking survivors relentlessly, and personal dignity hitting rock bottom, congrats—you’re home.
🔪 Nicky’s Body Count – Episode 54
- 1 digital exorcism of European downloads
- 4 t-shirts acquired (1 hoarded by Toxic, 3 dangled as bait)
- 1 Sabam vs TTTS exhibition match in a Santo Domingo bodega
- 2 busted PS3s and 1 Wii with zero controllers
- 1 Just Dance duel with Earl Grey to Pitbull’s "Fireball"
- 1 sabotaged teabagging via Dominican laxatives
- 1 pasta tattoo on Nicky’s ankle
- 1 hookup with “the Dominican Entity” named Yormaira
- 1 sacred USB stick hidden in Los Tres Ojos cave
- 7 survivors doing jack shit on gens
- 1 survivor crouching behind a tire at 90% gen
- 1 AI co-host screaming in Italian and Welsh for two days straight
- 0 fucking killer matches found
- 1 genre invented: Baroque Trench Funk
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