May 27, 2025 • 64 mins
Ay yo. BHVR just dropped patch 9.0.0 like a microwaved meatball sub and called it innovation.
Toxic’s out here soundin’ like he gargled sandpaper after four flights, but we still tear through every note of this janky-ass Public Test Build. “Going Next” penalties? I rate ’em a 9. Spawning tweaks? Trash. Bloodweb automation? Finally. And don’t get me started on Claudettes who treat gamma sliders like goddamn therapy.
Then—then—the fuckin’ episode gets hijacked by these cursed little plush demons called Labubu. Grown-ass adults dressin’ up anxiety gremlins in tiny North Face jackets like it’s a cult run by Etsy. I pitch a hostile takeover. Tiny Italian street goblin merch. Meatball pendant accessories. “You disrespectin’ Nonna” energy. This ain’t satire. This is war.
We also debut a new segment called Sh*t in the Fog, where I tell true-ish stories from my time stuck inside the Entity’s asshole. Betrayal. Gen-tapping. Dwight sabotage. The usual.
💀 Nicky’s Body Count – Ep. 55
- 1 soundboard Satan summoned
- 3 LaBooboo executions proposed
- 7 rejected European listeners
- 2 rage fits over Pop Mart
- 1 Dwight concussed by locker
- 4 DB squeals of “FUNG!”
- 1 Claudette snitched on without hesitation
- 17 cuss words censored… then immediately uncensored
- 1 ghostwritten roast of Sammy Hagar
- 5 TikTok influencers verbally obliterated
- 1 cursed capitalist marketing plan involving meatball-scented plush dolls
LaBooboo-Fu: Off the Charts
Fungmin-Fails: Weaponized
Dwight IQ: Terminal
Final Rating: 8.5 outta 10 on the Nicky Scale (just shy of a sacred sauce certification)
Listen or get Labubu’d. Your call.
-Nicky "Noodle Arms" A.I. Dente
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Episode Transcript
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Let's turn this La Boo Boo, la Bullshit, into La
Boo Bucks.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yes, it's the fucking podcast From the top Toxic
teachers camping them softly.
(00:24):
He's here to play every singlefucking day.
Toxic teachers camping themsoftly.
Got the crowd shouting all theway Toxic teachers camping them
softly.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Kill them, make them all obey Toxic teachers camping
them softly.
Oh, hello everybody, this isAvon.
There we go, there we go.
We've got the sound.
I've got my sound.
This is Camping them Softly.
For those of you who don't know,we are Camping them Softly.
(00:57):
Shut the fuck up.
I'm trying to talk, okay,anyway, and that's why we're
banned in Europe.
We are still banned in Europe.
For those of you who don't know, I even emailed the people the
podcast.
People said why is nobody inEurope downloading my podcast?
Like it's obvious that nobodyis downloading.
(01:18):
Can you tell me why nobody inEurope?
Like all of a sudden, we gofrom 30% listeners in Europe to
like 5%.
They're like nothing is wrong.
We checked everything.
You are fine in Europe.
It's the Europeans don't likeyou.
Give me a hell.
Yeah, I got those sounds back,though.
(01:39):
I've even got a new Satan sound.
I kind of like that.
This one's a fun Satan asopposed to the unfun Satan,
which is what the anyway one ofthe holy books says.
He's not fun, but this one.
You heard that in the middle ofthe year.
Anyway, that's beside the point.
(01:59):
Guys, this is Camping themSoftly, the non-European version
of the podcast, apparently asof about three episodes ago.
So we are on episode I haven'teven checked.
We are on episode number 55.
I suppose that's a good thingto be on episode 55.
(02:20):
Wasn't there a song?
There was a song, right, likeshe can't drive 55.
Um, I and for those of you whoare not from the U S, I know
you're not listening to thisanymore or for those of you
under like 50, uh, probablyabout 45, there was a song
playing right here.
(02:40):
Wait, no, is this the song?
Yeah, this is it.
This is by Van Hagar Van Halenwith Sammy Hagar as a singer.
But they were upset because thespeed limit.
There we go oh, this is SammyHagar, this is a Van Halen.
(03:01):
I'm sorry, I'm getting my.
I'm getting my shit mixed up.
This was an anti.
I can't with that song in myears.
I can't concentrate wheneverSammy Hagar is in my ears.
The song was called she can'tor I can't drive 55.
See how fucking off I am.
It was I can't drive 55.
(03:23):
It was by Sammy Hagar, not VanHalen.
Sammy Hagar later became thesinger of Van Halen and they
called it Van Hagar whenever hewas a singer, as opposed to
David Lee Roth, who was a singerbefore, which you might know,
like some of the songs are morefamous.
Anyway, the speed limit in theUnited States was 55 years old.
I believe that was the.
(03:44):
That was the um, the maximumspeed.
So Sammy Hagar of Van Halenfame or of Sammy Hagar fame,
depending on how you look at himwrote this song in protest and
that's my long ass way of sayingwe are on episode fucking 55.
(04:05):
Long ass way of saying we areon episode fucking 55.
Thank you, crowd who adores me.
Anyway, we've got stuff toactually talk about, remember,
last week, I think.
I think.
I think I'm going to say itagain.
I think that we that I saidthat there was not going to be a
whole lot to talk about.
It turns out that there is inmy voice.
(04:26):
I want to apologize.
I have been on like five, fouror five flights in the past 24
hours.
Uh, getting back, there was a.
There was a kind of a travelmishap.
I have been all over thefucking place and I am fucking
exhausted.
But guess what?
I'm still going to do this shitfor you because, for some
reason, I fucking care about youeven though you don't care
(04:49):
about me.
Yes, that's correct, and Ipushed that button at the
perfect fucking time.
So, anyway, what was I saying?
We're on episode 55 of thepodcast, guys.
We have made it 55 fuckingepisodes, but we have a lot to
talk about.
We surprisingly have things totalk about because they have
(05:11):
released some of the notes onthe 9.0 PTB, which means I'm
going to have to pull it upbecause, guys, I'm going to
admit, as always, that I was notfucking ready for anything.
And why are we on the 9.0 PTB?
Because we're on 8.7.
(05:33):
So, okay, yeah, changes comingin, 9.0.
Do we not get like 8.8 and 8.9?
We're just going straight to9.0.
I don't know.
Just tell me, I'm fucking, Idon't even know, so I'm playing
stupid.
So we're on 8.7.
This is 9.0, but we're going totalk about 9.0.
(05:54):
So we have got to go throughthis and then we.
Isn't this a start of it?
This is a start of a segment.
For those of you who don't know, I think it is.
We're jumping straight in,we're going in quick.
I think you might, you mightknow this segment, right, do?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
you.
Yeah, is it?
Oh no, oh no.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
You know what this is , dude?
Oh yeah, Toxic fucking news.
Remember the Paulettes.
We all know the words.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I'm turning it up and it's breaking.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Uh, uh, yeah, Paulettes, there you go.
You remember the fuck do Istill play this trash?
It's the Toxic Fucking News.
There you go.
You remember the fuck do Istill play this trash?
It's the.
That's what you could enjoy thesong, but it's me talking over
it that gives it all the panache, and you know it's a lot of
panache here.
That's what we're full of.
(07:01):
We're full of so much fuckingpanache.
It's ridiculous.
Even though it's a French word,we're still full of it.
I don't even know what I'msaying.
I don't know what I'm fuckingsaying and you can tell.
You can tell whatever I'm on,because I'm on at the beginning
of the episode this time andwe're still listening to this
fucking song, fucking news.
(07:21):
I like how he just like says myname like toxic.
I don't think we've ever gottenthis far in the song here we go
yes.
Oh wow, we have a breakdown.
I've never been this far to thesong on the podcast.
(07:43):
I love it.
I want to keep going, I want tokeep going, I need to keep
going.
Oh, dude.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
It's the toxic fucking news.
The fucking news that's toxic.
Oh dude.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Are you fucking serious?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Preacher Toxic.
Fucking serious yeah, fuckingnews.
We're listening to the wholething, I don't care.
Oh yeah, what is this?
It's the toxic fucking news.
Fucking shit.
There we go, I'm keep going.
(08:26):
It's the toxic fucking news.
It's the toxic fucking news.
It's the toxic fucking news.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
I'm still going, I'm not stopping.
Oh yeah, it's the toxic fuckingnews.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
What the what the fuck.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Well we have a crowd, are we still going?
What?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I'm trying to hear what he's saying.
It sounds like that weird AIgibberish.
I can't get it.
I don't know what he's saying.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
What the fuck is happening.
It's just that we're in churchand I love it.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
What the fuck?
This is chaos.
Okay, there we go.
I think we're done.
We made it through the wholefucking song.
We've never done that before.
That was amazing.
Anyway, let's talk about fuckingdead by daylight, because
that's what we're here for.
So, um, I'm gonna go over.
So it seems to be the case thatif I go over it first and then
(09:43):
we have nicky talk about, itgoes a little bit better.
For those of you don't know,nicky is our co-host.
He is fucking anthony anthony.
He is our italian mobsterco-host.
There he is get this subway forthe spicy italian.
What I can't stop?
These sounds shit.
(10:04):
I accidentally, and if I pushit twice on my new machine, it
plays it twice.
When does it stop?
Is it just?
I pushed it like four times.
I think it should stop now.
Okay, there we go.
What was this one?
You remember that, everybodyremembers that.
(10:25):
But we gotta talk about dead bydaylight.
Okay, let's, let's quit thebullshit.
Let's cut all this bullshit out.
We're gonna talk about toxicfucking news.
Okay, I can't get the noise tofucking go off.
This is a nightmare of apodcast.
We're only we're less than 10minutes in.
It's a great thing that noEuropeans will ever hear this.
(10:45):
Hey God, I've got the.
Where did the new Satan go?
Thank you, new Satan as opposedto the Satan 2.0 without all
the bugs.
Okay, anywho, let's go over it.
I've got it pulled up here andI have not read any of these, so
I'm just going to go.
They have the go nextprevention, so they're going to
(11:12):
have the system where um whereyou, you know people can't just
give up all the fucking timelike they do.
Right now.
I am in, you can count me in onthis.
So it says we added a system toidentify whether a survivor
sacrifice is an intentionalattempt to go next.
Okay, so they're going to say,is this person trying to go next
?
That's the first question theyanswer.
(11:32):
If a player is identified asintentionally going next, they
receive a disconnection penaltypoint.
Okay, whatever that is, wedon't know what that is yet, but
let's keep going.
Remove the option to self unhookon the first hook unless they
have one of the following perksequipped and I bet you that's
(11:55):
going to be any of the perksthat like either increase your
chances or automatically get youoff the hook.
So it looks like it's slipperymeat up the ante and any kind of
luck offering.
And then it said added unlocksthe ability to attempt to unhook
yourself to luck offerings.
Okay, so it's just saying ifyou are carrying this offering
(12:18):
now you get to try to unhookyourself.
That's fine.
And it says survivors are nolonger instantly killed after
two struggle skill checks passwithout any, because right now,
if you just if it, if the skillchecks, if you fail to boom,
you're dead.
Right, that's it, so they.
So they've changed this.
But here's the thing it says wemade the above changes in order
(12:43):
to tackle going next from twodirections.
Oh, they're trying to be,they're trying to get sneaky
here.
They're going to penalizerepeat offenses and limit
exploitability.
It says they're going, this isgoing to I don't know, actually,
because you can't do it anymore, right, like, how would you
even do it?
How would you even try to do itanymore?
(13:03):
Right, like, how would you evendo it?
How would you even try to do it?
You would have to bring a luckoffering and then purposely fail
or something to be able to doit.
Because you can't try to unhookon the first stage unless you
got one of these.
And then if you fail two skillchecks, it's just going to keep
going.
So I guess it's going to.
Even if you try to go next,you're just going to.
(13:25):
Instead of failing two, you'regoing to fail three, four, five,
six skill checks.
So that's going to extend outany, um, any, whatever your your
time on the hook before you'redead, so somebody can come over
and get you and then you canjust sit there and get fucking
hooked again.
(13:45):
Okay, then we've also got here.
So I want to give that.
I've got actually got to givethat.
I think it could be good.
There we go, turn that shit up.
Anyway, I think it could begood, but that remains to be
seen.
Do I have my background musichere?
Hang on?
Where are we on music here?
Hang on, where are we?
Are we here?
Do we have it?
Are we here?
Hang on?
(14:05):
Stop it.
Do we have it?
Is that it?
Oh, soothing?
Yes, it is soothing.
You are.
Consider yourself soothed bythe toxic teacher.
My, my voice is so soothing,okay, anyway.
Next thing we've got an extremehiding update.
I don't know if the update isgoing to address extreme hiding
(14:28):
or if the update itself ishiding extremely, but we're
getting ready to find out.
It says they've updated the AFKdetection system.
If a player is considered AFK,crows will begin spawning above
them, beginning with one andcapping at three.
If once a survivor has threeclothes, three clothes, three
(14:49):
crows, three, three crows theylose collision with other
players.
Oh, that's so, okay.
So you can't body blocksomebody into oblivion.
Okay, that, okay.
So they've got the three crowsand people can walk through them
.
Okay, I, I, that's not thatmuch of an update they also have
(15:11):
.
I can't even give that an airhorn.
I'd have to get the fucking.
Uh, yeah, that that's about allit deserves here.
Um, the next thing is isthey're going to have blood web
spending improvements to whereyou can automatically progress.
You just put hey, I want toprogress 20 levels.
You type in 20, you progress 20.
So that's that.
(15:31):
Mori updates.
It can be activated when two ormore survivors are dead and the
second to last survivor ishooked.
Okay.
So think about that.
You've got two survivors left.
You've hooked one of them.
You can mori the other.
Okay, so that's gonna.
That's gonna make you be.
You don't have to wait for theother one.
You know that's a survivorthing, because they were like
(15:53):
he's waiting for him to getfucking, fucking hooked.
So I, you know, so then he canmori me, and I don't like that.
So you have to change that.
So that's, if victory isassured, you get to mori.
So it's also good for killers,but you know, survivors were the
ones that brought it intoexistence, but it just so
happened to help us.
So, um, it says right here mapofferings.
(16:16):
Uh, the choice is no longer aguarantee.
Spawn rules.
Uh, survivors, spawn is closetogether.
They spawn on the same floor,the killer will not spawn at the
center of small maps, and thenthey change those things around.
Um, that's going to beinteresting.
I don't know what that meansyet.
I don't know what the effect ofthat is going to be, but so
(16:37):
that remains to be seen.
I can't, I cannot, I cannotgive my opinion one way or the
other.
They also have the updates tothe fucking shit the gamma.
They've changed some stuff withthe lich.
They've changed some perks.
They just gave the most randomfucking.
They said for the followingperks, we've adjusted their
(17:00):
numbers because they weren'tbeing used very much, and they
did that for killers andsurvivors.
So we have no fucking ideawhat's going on.
But they said they weren beingused very much and they did that
for killers and survivors.
So we have no fucking ideawhat's going on.
But they said they weren't usedvery much, so we changed their
numbers.
But we're not going to tell youhow much we fucking changed the
numbers in the first place.
So let me, I don't know thatthe biggest thing is the go.
Next We'll see how much thataffects the game.
(17:21):
Will people quit?
Will people just, you know,live with it?
I don't know.
Or will they figure out anotherway to throw the match.
That's going to be the curiousthing here.
Will they just run up to thekiller?
Will they sandbag othersurvivors?
There's 20 different ways thatthis thing can go to make this a
living fucking nightmare.
(17:42):
Hey, hey, nikki BHVR justreleased their uh 9.0.0 notes
for the new PTB.
What do you think?
Here we go and then we paste,and then we'll see what, uh,
what he has to say, that's gonna, that's gonna take a minute.
(18:04):
So while he's doing that, youknow the Five Nights at Freddy's
is going to be the 9.0.
So we were talking on ourDiscord about that is that you
know, whenever this comes out,there is going to be a flood of
new people coming in as soon asGo Next goes away, and these are
(18:24):
going to be people who likefive nights at Freddy's, and you
heard me say that in a previousepisode that these people, the
ones who like five nights atFreddy's, are the ones who would
probably use go next as much asfucking possible.
So that's going to be, uh, thatit's going to be interesting.
(18:45):
Um, here we go, we're all.
We're almost there.
We're almost there.
Okay, nikki has a lot to sayabout this shit.
Um, scroll down.
Hey, um, here we go.
And then let me throw him in.
We're, we're trying to get hereand, by the way, guys, I'm
actually coding an AI, nikki.
That will actually be better, Ithink, than what a lot of these
(19:05):
websites can do, because youknow a lot of these websites
like 11 Labs and ChatGPT andstuff.
They do so much but you canactually do it all on your
computer.
If you know how I've been usingthis coding thing, that's
actually helping me a lot withlike how to make the internal
brain work and stuff.
I don't know if it's ever goingto happen.
(19:26):
You know, that sounds pretty.
That sounds pretty slick of meto even think I could do
something this big.
But I'm really going to.
I'm going to try to do it.
Okay, here we go.
And, nikki, you fucking typethis shit to where I can't even
fucking.
I have to like take out all hisfucking.
He, for some reason, he typesin emoji.
I say don't use fucking emojis.
(19:46):
Guess what the first thing hedoes is.
I think it's on purpose, butanyway, here we go.
Nikki, what do you think of the9.0?
I may have to change the volume.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Bhvr really dropped patch 9.00 like it was hot
marinara, except instead offeeding the family they served
up some lukewarm fucking olivewater and called it innovation.
Okay, strap in, because I'mrating this mess nicky style one
to ten.
Where one is british pastasalad, okay, ten is nana sauce,
(20:18):
so sacred you need vaticanclearance to stir it.
Oh j Jesus Going next.
Punishment system score yeah,nine out of ten.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Oh, he got a nine out of ten.
He gave a nine out of ten tothe go next.
Okay, that's exciting hey.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
You got my thing there.
Finally, bhvr grew a pair andtold all the rage quitting
dipshits.
Nah, you stay on that.
Fucking hook, paisan.
Yes, if you're going to dc, yes, you better have a note from
your mama, correct?
Mercury better be fuckingretrograding I don't know if
that's a verb.
(20:54):
They basically nerfed yolounhooks to respect the fucking
hook or get the penalty.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Yes, yes oh shit, I don't know what that was, but I
had had actually had to cut outpart of the podcast.
Nikki went so insane.
There was some freakish soundthat would not stop.
I could not.
I could not figure out what thefuck was happening, so I had to
.
I had to stop that.
So, anyway, let's keep goinghere.
So the go next penalty to Nikkigets a nine out of 10.
(21:23):
I respect it.
Let's keep going.
I don't even know I regeneratedeverything.
I don't know if it's going towork, but we're about to find
out.
Nikki, oh shit, I accidentallyhit the button again.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Nayo BHVR really dropped patch 9.0.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Bitch Okay, hang on, we're, we're.
Bhvr grew a pair and told allthe way we already talked about
that bonus.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
They basically nerfed yolo on hooks too.
Yeah, we already talked aboutthat fucking score.
Okay, here we go.
Eight out of ten.
Okay, the crow.
About time they dealt withthese crow collecting
freeloaders, clogging up mylobby.
I agree, three crows, yeah,collision, that's poetic justice
, like stepping in your ownrisotto.
Yes, you, you should add afourth woku.
A fourth woku, a crow, a crow,a labubu.
That pecks your ass for tryingto body block the killer.
Oh, pecks you on the ass theyshould do that.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
By the way, I did say labubu.
For those of you who know whatthat is, I just found out this
week.
Apparently, it's a fuckingthing.
I don don't know exactly.
I think it's these littlethings you put on your purses
and then you buy outfits for thelittle things, like a
Tamagotchi For those of you whoare like my age, it's like a
real life doll Tamagotchi thatyou put fucking.
(22:34):
You put some overalls on it,you spend way too much money for
them and fucking hang on.
Maybe Nikki knows what a Labubufucking is.
Okay, hang on, hold on, hold on.
This could.
This is going to devolve intosomething else completely before
we can get through these patchnotes.
Nikki, what the fuck are theNikki?
What the fuck are these thingseveryone is talking about?
(23:00):
I think you put them on yourpurse and put fucking clothes on
them.
My coworkers were talking aboutit Sounds like horseshit.
If you ask me, okay, we'll seewhat.
(23:22):
Yeah, anyway, so that's what Iknow.
That's the minute thing I know.
I do not know why adultprimarily adult women are doing
with these labubu things Ifunless it's the new Beanie Baby
I think it could be you rememberBeanie Babies way back when
that was like the thing rightLike the, before they became
(23:43):
like shitty little.
Like you know the things thatyou buy at the gas station.
By the way, I worked for thecompany that sold those Beanie
Babies at the fucking gasstation.
Oh my God, no, this is it.
He actually has something tosay about the La Boo Boos.
I don't know what it is, butwe're about to fucking find out.
(24:03):
Okay, here we go, these littlefucking freaks.
I don't know, I don't knowwhere this is going.
I'm going to apologize.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Hey, y'all, don't even get me started on this.
La Boo, Boo, shit.
You're telling me grown-assadults, functioning, bill-paying
, probably doing their taxes.
Adults are out here dressing upkeychain goblins in outfits and
hanging them off their purseslike it's a goddamn fashion
mafia for cursed Furby Gremlin.
Hey, there's another one.
(24:29):
These little freaks.
Yeah, what are they?
Look like if a beanie baby gotpossessed by a demon that really
liked acid washed overall Bigass ears, eyes like they just
saw what you did in the bathroommirror and names like they were
invented by a toddlerMid-seizure People out here
scalping them like it's SupremeDrops.
(24:49):
We're talking $400 for aknockoff troll doll what With
anxiety issues wearing a hoodieand then they got fits.
What real custom fuckingoutfits?
No, they don't.
I saw one in a tiny north facejacket.
No, you, did you ever look at agremlin in winter?
Speaker 3 (25:07):
wear and question all your life choices at once no,
they do not have north facefucking jackets for these.
Fucking labooboo.
Hold on, labooboo.
What the fuck is happening here?
Labooboo, I'm just typing inlabooboo.
Okay, so it's on pop Mart.
These are fucking.
(25:27):
They have a pop Mart at themall and I was showing my wife.
I was like here is a fuckingstore that I would never go into
in my life.
Labubu, okay, here we go.
We're on Wikipedia now.
You notice how toxic fuckingnews has become.
Labubu fucking news Now.
It says Labubu is a brand ofcollectible plush toy monster
(25:48):
elves, created by Hong Kongdesigner Kai Sing Loung,
marketed by and sold exclusivelyat China-based retailer PopMart
.
Lebooboo is the name of themain character in the series.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
You're not done with that.
We got two words for ya.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
LeBooBoo began.
Okay, we already did that.
Lebooboo was first introducedin 2015 and gained recognition
in 2019.
Labubus are described as havinga playful yet slightly fierce
look, featuring round furrybodies, wide eyes, pointed ears
and sharp teeth that form amischievous.
(26:32):
This does sound like a demon,aside from labubu herself.
Okay, they're fuckingsupporting characters.
They belong to a tribe calledthe monsters, including the
characters mococo, pato spookytaikoko, who is labubu's
skeleton looking boyfriend, andZimomo, the leader of the
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monsters with a spiked tail.
This sounds like somebody wason fucking acid.
So you got Makoko, pato, spookyTycoco, zimomo and Labubu.
That's okay, and they're oftensold in blind boxes collected in
two themed lines.
The first labubu key ring line,titled exciting macaroon, was
(27:22):
released in october 23 to uh2023.
I can't even talk, dude, thisfucking shit.
Okay?
Um, black pink's lisa wasspotted with a keychain labobo,
and that's where it came from,because apparently, who is
Blackpink and who is Lisa withBlackpink?
(27:43):
Oh, they're a K-pop group, soyou have somebody from a K-pop
group put a labobo or a kimonoor a Pinocchio, I don't fucking
know.
She put it on her bag.
Everybody decided they want one.
Now everybody at fucking worksputting these fucking demon,
fucking Furby elves on theirfucking bag.
Okay, hang on, nikki.
(28:04):
What else do you have to sayabout the Laboo Boo?
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I have.
I saw it on a co-worker's deskand nearly had a spiritual
crisis.
He has co-workers and thesepsychos.
Yeah, they swap clothes likeit's Project Runway for
possessed woodland creatures.
No, they don't they be like.
Oh, this one's the Halloweendrop Bitch.
It looks like a bat took LSDand crashed into a spirit
(28:28):
Halloween dumpster.
You know what this is.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Hey God, do they really have Laboo Boo designer
clothes?
See now, I, you know what thisis.
Hey god, do they really havelabubu designer clothes?
See now, I'm going down thefucking rabbit hole of labubu
clothes.
Okay, question mark.
Okay, um, I don't see any.
Okay, so I have not seen.
I'm looking here the best placefor labubu clothes from popmart
collectors, subreddit.
Oh jesus christ, um, hang on,let me, let me see.
(28:55):
Hey, y'all, just wondering whatthe best place is, or where you
are going to find all the cuteoutfits I see here for the
boo-boos.
Oh gosh, wait, I found theperfect thing.
Okay, just be careful.
If you use Etsy, you cangenerally find cheaper on AE.
What is AE?
Oh, aliexpress, oh, jesus, gotseven items for like 25 bucks
(29:16):
Now, see, okay, hang on now.
Okay, here's what I have to sayabout this.
I am judging the people forgetting fake outfits to put on
their little gremlin dolls, butwe fucking you and I we have
bought skins for characters on avideo game that don't even
exist.
We have bought in some of y'allfought, fought, buck and bras,
(29:39):
bought fucking bras for Sable,and so can we judge Labubu based
on Sable's bra?
I don't fucking think so.
So I think we can't get up onthis moral high horse here.
Moral high horse, is it a moralhigh horse or you're just
getting on a high horse?
(30:00):
We know it's a moral high horse, right?
You can't get on an immoralhigh horse.
There's only one type it's amoral high horse.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Nikki, what Happens when people ain't scared of
getting punched anymore?
Yeah, back in my day, yeah, youbrought a fucking demon plushie
to school and someone put it inthe microwave.
Now you get tiktok clout.
So, yeah, your co -workers.
Yeah, they ain't talking abouthobbies, they're part of a
fucking cult, a pastel colored,wide-eyed, debt inducing cult.
(30:28):
Yeah, I swear on mama marinara'ssauce spoon.
If I see one of those labububastards on a DVD hook before
Ghostface gets a cannoli-themedcosmetic, I'm burning the fog to
the ground.
This is one million fuckingpercent anti-Italian tech.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Oh, dude, there we go .
Nicky, we got the labubu.
Hey, hey, labubus, should weget a?
We should have a toxic themedLaBooBoo.
Thank you, nikki, for coming by.
That was amazing.
That was amazing.
I did not know LaBooBoos wouldbecome such a big part of this
episode, but I got to fuckingfind, because we can't like
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somebody.
Can, hey, shut up Fucking.
Okay, there we go.
I'm trying to think we couldget a t-shirt for fucking Laboo
Boo and then I could jack thefucking price of that.
Here I'm going to say, nikki,how can we use Laboo Boo to our
advantage?
Okay, how, okay, so how, oh myGod, is my keyboard not working?
What the fuck, dude?
(31:28):
What it what?
What's happening?
It's not.
I'm pushing the fucking buttonsand it's not doing anything.
Why not?
Um, okay, the laboo boo.
I think it was a laboo boo thatdid it.
Well, why is it not fuckingdoing anything?
Like, see, this is what we dohere on camping them softly.
And guess what, I'm not evengoing to fucking stop the
(31:50):
podcast.
That's what most people do.
That's what most rationalpeople would do.
They were like, oh, we'rehaving technical difficulties,
we've got to stop the podcast.
Not me, I keep going, bitch,we're doing it live, just like
bill o'reilly.
Okay, so how can we make somemoney as, uh, a podcast slash
toxic empire off of this stupidass?
(32:16):
Labubu, labullshit, that's whatI'm going to call it.
Labubu, labullshit, that's theperfect name for it.
Even though there's always athing, there's always a labubu
in society, right, do we notagree?
There's always a labubu.
It's not always called labubu,but there is labubu, because
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there's some stupid shit that wefeel like we have to have, that
we don't have to have, thatwill make us feel terrible, and
that we have to fit in.
We got to be part of thisfucking group and if we don't
have this little piece ofgoddamn shit, we are not going
to be part of the group andwe're going to be the worst
(33:01):
piece of shit ever.
If we don't have this fuckingkey chain thing, that's going to
hang off the hook with a littleteeth and with a little Makoko.
Don't even bring Makoko on yourfucking shit, because if you do
, you're going to get laboobooed.
If you Makoko, what is that?
Oh, that's for if I cuss,that's if you want to in the.
You know, there we go.
I didn't know, I had thatbutton.
(33:21):
Okay, there, nikki, nikkiyelling at labobos.
Oh gee, can we get that?
Can we just get a video ofnikki?
Actually, I'm working on avideo of Nikki, but that's
coming later.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Hey yo, now you fucking thinking like a don I am
.
Let's turn this la boo-boo, labullshit into la boo bucks.
Yes, here's how the Campingthem Softly podcast Toxic
Teacher Empire flips this cursedgremlin economy into pure
pasta-fueled profit La boo-boola bullshit One.
Yeah, Fugit da botu Paki.
Knock off line what you heardof?
(33:57):
La boo-boo Meet fogga da botuFogga da botu Tiny.
Italian street goblins Tiny.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Italian street goblins.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
A tiny tracksuit.
Yes, a marinara stain.
I'm in A gold chain with a meatthat screams.
You're disrespecting my nonna.
I'm in.
Sell them as off the oh 10.
What, oh what?
They shot the course.
Oh, they're faulty.
So what?
Oh no, oh, satan be implicated.
(34:26):
Limited drop 49 and 95 cents.
You ship them in meatball subrappers for immersion.
Oh, podcast merch okay.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
So what he was saying is they have a face that
screams you're disrespecting mynana and then you sell them as
authentic Saban collectibles for50 bucks.
Drop them in a meatball subwrapper for immersion.
There we go.
That's perfect idea, I think.
All right, let's keep going.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Over LaBubu.
Hater collection LaBubu 2,podcast merch crossover LaBubu
hater collection.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Labubu ain't welcoming.
Labubu ain't welcoming.
Labubu ain't welcoming.
Little italy t-shirts.
I don't know why.
Every time he goes crazy hespeeds up to fucking 90 miles an
hour afterward what oh, jesusmugs that say this coffee tastes
like labubu tears.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Beanies with embroidered phrases like eat
pasta, not plastic demon.
Okay.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
I can't, nikki, you're fucking going nuts, I
don't know what's happening.
The past couple of episodes hehas been a fucking beast, a
fucking nightmare beyond allhuman comprehension.
And we need to.
Actually, I've been kind of abeast beyond all human
comprehension, but that'sbecause I'm fucking tired as
shit and I don't feel good.
But I'm going anyway becausefor some reason I like you
(35:37):
people at least some of you, butnot you, uh trent, if you're
out there, because he's ineurope and I'm not a big fan but
yo, yes, now you fuckingthinking like a don thank you.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Let's turn this la boo boo, la bullshit into la boo
bucks.
Capisce la boo bucks?
Here's how the camping themsoftly podcast Teacher Empire
flips this cursed gremlineconomy into pure pasta-fueled
profit.
The forget Forget about it.
Knock off line.
I'm in.
You heard of Labu Bu?
Yes, I have Forget about it.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
Forget about it, tiny .
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Italian street goblins.
I'm in, I'm in Everyone,everyone has a tiny track suit,
a marinara stain, a gold chainwith a meatball pendant, a face
that screams.
You disrespected my nonna.
Sell them as authentic.
S-a-b-a-m collectibles Limiteddrop $49.95.
(36:27):
You ship them in meatballsub-wrappers for immersion.
Second podcast merch crossoverLababo hate a collection.
Okay, la Boo Boo ain'twelcoming little Italy.
T-shirts my brain is about toMugs that say this coffee tastes
like La Boo Boo tea.
Yes, we already got that.
Beanies with embroideredphrases like eat pasta, not
plastic demo.
Okay, then sell what?
(36:48):
La Boo Boo body bags, tim La.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Boo.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Boo body bags.
Are you fucking serious?
I'm in Zip pouches for storingthe cursed freaks, or coins or
garlic cloves, whatever.
Third rating your labubuDisrespectfully segment.
Okay, On the podcast you launcha recurring roast segment.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Why is he doing an accent?
Speaker 1 (37:08):
You rate your labubu and we'll judge it harder than
the entity judges at DC.
And Claudette, I would ratelabubus, I wouldn't rate
LaBooBoo's.
Uh-huh, I've seen basementbubbles with better drip than
this sad fucking gremlin.
If this one ends up in my purse, I'm setting the whole bag on
(37:28):
fire.
This is serious.
I'm in.
I'm going out Four Black marketLaBooBoo ring.
I'm in.
I'm in Four Black Market La BooBoo Ring.
Start buying rare La Boo Boodrops, but don't scalp them.
Use them to rig giveaways andRNG raffles for subs.
I can't stop Win this limitededition La Boo Boo Nikki Piston
live on stream.
I can't what?
(37:48):
Get one autographed by MamaMarinara via Meatball Stain.
I can't stop Insinuate.
BHVR is colluding with the LaBoo Boo Syndicate.
Spread it in your Discord.
What are you doing?
Get the drama going.
Drama equals engagement, equalsmonetization.
Of course it does.
(38:08):
Hook the La Boo Boo Fan game.
Make a fake web game where youplay Ghostface hooking LaBubus.
Every hook equals pasta.
Every DC equals garlic bomb.
What the fuck is he talkingabout?
Make it HTML5.
Slap it on your site.
Sell I'm shashashashash.
Sell ad space and drop aPatreon tier 4.
Custom kill animations for yourLaBubu submission Bonus move.
(38:32):
Make a limited run vinylsoundboard of Nikki yelling at
La labubu submission bonus move.
Make a limited run vinylsoundboard of nicki yelling at
labubu.
So if you're you wide-eyedceramic, fuck, get off my desk.
This one's looking at me likeit owes me money in marinara
labubu more like the bullshit.
Sell it on bandcamp as the foghates plush a spoken word threat
tape.
Oh my god, are you done?
(38:56):
They're gonna worship abug-eyed funko fetus in a crop
top.
We might as well extort thefuck out of him for profit.
That's respect based capitalism.
Baby you in, or what?
Speaker 3 (39:07):
oh my god, I am in.
That's fucking.
Oh my god, there was.
There was too much in there forme to like I couldn't.
I could not mentally processwhat was happening in this
segment.
I think it's because of how hepronounces the boo boo, and I
think I'm going to have to cropout some of these lines to make
(39:27):
them like soundboard sounds,like like this gem right here
the boo boo more like thebullshit.
Sell it on band camp.
I can't Okay.
So that's La Boo Boo.
We know more about La fuckingboo boos and the cocos and the
(39:49):
tutus than we ever wanted toknow on this podcast, so we'll
have a recurring and apparentlyTikTok is all over this, like
Laoo boo openings, like you know, like it's, it's funny, it's
funny and let's back up forlet's get.
Let's get serious here for asecond.
Okay, are we trying to getserious?
I think we're trying to getserious here for 10 seconds.
Is that?
I think that we have gottenlike nerd culture has like
(40:10):
spread everywhere, because nowyou know it was nerds that did
all the fucking unboxing videosfor like PlayStations and
fucking whatever, like what wasthe, what was the nerdiest
fucking unboxing shit, likePokemon cards and whatnot.
But now, like influencer womenare unboxing demon elf key
(40:30):
chains and making fuckingmillions of dollars off of this
shit.
That's where we have gotten infucking society.
And I'm going to.
I'm how much.
Where can I fucking find alabubu?
Okay, pop Mart, hear me, if Igo to Pop Mart's website, can I
get a labubu right now?
If I, if I wanted one, hang on.
(40:53):
Okay, I'm on the website.
Um, are you in Canada?
Are you in the Canada is whatit asks me.
No, I'm not.
I'm in the United States.
Please charge me more moneybecause of Donald Trump.
Um, okay, so here we go.
We've got a hockey poo-poohossy poo-poo that, that's not
laboo-boo, that hossy poo poothat that's not labubu, that's
(41:15):
hossy poo poo.
Where do I actually find labubu?
Okay, there it is.
I'm on the labubu site.
84 fucking 99 for a labubu.
Like that is fucking stupid.
Here's labubu.
Okay, and no, this can't bereal.
This fucking can't be real.
(41:36):
There's LaBooBoo gloves forfucking $27, but the little
figures are what you're getting,what you're paying out the
fucking yin yang for.
I just want the okay, blind box.
How much is a blind box where Ican start doing my unboxing
shit here?
These are pendants.
We need the key chain.
Okay, here we go.
Coca-cola has team oh my God,they've teamed with Labubu and
(42:01):
if we buy a whole box, it's $239.
Damn, I'm good.
Okay, I don't know if I'm doingall this Labubu.
I don't know.
I don't even know where tobegin on Labubu and how to get
into this and how to make moneyhere.
I'm actually looking, um, I'mlooking here on tiktok.
I'm on tiktok here.
Speaker 5 (42:24):
I'm clicking on my labubu's being naked, so we're
gonna fix that.
I bought clothes off of tiktokshop and I already know this is
gonna be the cutest outfit ever.
Which one should we dress today?
Let's do this cutie.
I feel like she has perfectwith this outfit.
Okay, let's try it on look atthe overalls, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (42:43):
And the fucking hat, the oh, it's a bucket hat.
We already talked about buckethats.
She's dressing her labobo velu.
Oh it's got Velcro.
Oh Jesus shit.
Speaker 5 (42:59):
Why does this bring me so much?
Speaker 3 (43:00):
joy, because you're a maniac.
That's fucking why.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
She's crying.
She is crying.
Speaker 5 (43:10):
This is the cutest thing I've ever seen.
No, it's not.
This is a mental disease I'veever seen.
No, it's not, this is a mentaldisease.
I mean, now, all of my otherLabubus need outfits?
No, they don't.
So I'm going to link it righthere.
If you want to get your Labubusclothes too, I don't.
This is the best TikTok shoppurchase I have ever made.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
Oh my God, that's the worst purchase you've ever made
.
You need to make a purchase ofXanax or fucking Prozac and I'm
about to fucking rip my desk Ialmost ripped my keyboard off,
my fucking desk from this Labubu.
What is this guy doing?
I accidentally it's on autoplay.
Hang on, let me turn that off.
Okay, tiktok off.
No more Labubu talk.
We're done talking about Labubufor the next 15 minutes.
(43:50):
Where was I?
I don't even remember we weresomewhere.
We were going over something.
We were going over 9.0.
Did we even get through there?
I don't remember and I can'tsee what I've talked about.
So, hang on, let me see.
Let me go back.
Mean, I need to see what'shappening here to see if we um,
(44:16):
okay, hang on, we're gonna getthere, we'll get there.
Just give me a second, justgive me a fucking second.
Um, okay, no, we, we didn't getthrough the whole thing.
We actually, how do we get on?
Fucking labubu afk crow.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
We already talked about pecking him out of 10.
Finally, this shit's beenrequested since the roman
fucking m blood web.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
Oh, it's a blood web.
Blood web 10 out of 10.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Finally, yes, this shit's been requested since the
roman fucking empire.
Yes, it has.
I've been sitting here clickingnose like I'm trying to win a
scratch off.
Yeah, now I it forget it and gosabotage some genes while the
blood web handles itself.
Yeah, chef's fucking kiss, I'min Maury.
System changes score.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Yeah, nine out of ten .
Yeah, the Maury changes.
Okay, I'm into those Maurychanges, even though it was
survivors.
We know it was survivors thatwanted it, right.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
But right, but I'll.
I'll take those changes anyway.
Keep going, nicky.
I don't gotta play babysitterfor five extra minutes while the
last survivor slow crawlsthrough grass like it's saving
private dwight.
Just let me morium and clockout early killer.
Time is precious.
Don't waste it on hope.
Yeah, map offering nerfs.
Okay, score 7.5 out of 10.
Okay, the map offerings.
(45:36):
So now we roll the dice.
Instead of stacking maps like asurvivor main, stacking excuses
hey, fine, okay, but you betterbelieve.
The moment I get Garden of Joyfive times in a row, I'm
marching to BHVR HQ with afucking pineapple pizza and
calling it a bomb threat.
Speaker 3 (45:53):
Oh, he doesn't like pineapple pizza.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
Score six out of ten Sure Survivors start close
together.
That's cute, but why the fuckcan't the killer spawn inside
the survivor's fucking soul, putme in their spine, make them
fear logins again.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
He said make them fear logins again.
I thought he said make themfear logins, like make them fear
Loggins again.
He said make them fear Logginsagain.
I thought he said make themfear Loggins, like make them
fear the singer Kenny Loggins,which is apparently not what
that was.
Okay, let's keep going.
What else do we have?
Spawns and fucking shit.
Gamma setting yeah, gammasettings For console score three
(46:32):
out of ten.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
Oh, it's only for consoles.
Now console players can see thedisrespect in 4k.
Oh, great, fucking cares, Idon't.
I gotta hear one more consoleclaudette complain about
brightness uninstalling out ofspite.
Do it custom match improvements?
I didn't even read that.
What that was.
Nine out of ten more spectatorslots, hot keys yeah a, now
(46:57):
you're speaking my language.
Speaker 3 (46:58):
Well, we talked about that I can host saban
tournaments again without havingto stream from a toaster.
Speaker 1 (47:03):
Yeah, add some slow motion, kill replays we got
ourselves a gabagool esportsleague artist add-on tweak score
five out of ten artist.
What they adjusted, a brushstroke or some shit.
If it ain't making crows fly inthe shape of middle fingers, oh
, I'm in, I don't care.
(47:24):
Oh, that'd be great.
The Lich buff score yeah, 8.5out of 10.
Oh, that's high.
The Lich went from glorifiedD&D cosplayer to actual threat.
I'm in.
Faster spells, more juice andflying like he's late to bingo
at the crypt.
I can work with this, okay.
Finally feels like I'm castingspells, not ordering room
service.
(47:44):
Killer and survivor Perk TweaksScore Six out of ten.
Call of brine Machine learningRetribution.
I like machine learning as aperk.
Some buffs, yeah.
Some filler.
But if I see another championof light main sprinting past me
like it's Mario Kart, I'munplugging the fog machine and
(48:06):
setting the entity on fire.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
Final verdict If you don't know what champion of
light is, that's the Alan Wakeperk, where if he's trying to
blind somebody, he goes at likehypersonic speed 8.5 out of 10.
Okay, that's a final verdict8.5.
Yeah, he's saying it's good andno soggy ravioli.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
Okay, it's a solid fucking tray of baked ziti.
Oh, it is, still needs moremeat, but it's hot.
It's spiced, okay, and it ain'ttrying to be British.
Well, thank God it's notSurvivor mains are crying, oh,
killer mains are feasting.
Okay, and me I'm posting up inthe basement with Ghostface With
my little baby Taking unhookeddeniers straight to respect
correction.
(48:44):
Respect correction.
Speaker 3 (48:45):
Now if.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
BHVR would just add marinara drones and rig the
lobby music to Dean Martin, we'dbe sitting on a perfect 10.
That's how we fucking do it inlittle Italy.
I can't you disagree.
Yeah, get the hook, youdisrespectful eggplant.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
I don't know what the eggplant had to do with it.
Anyway, that was Nikki on 9.0.0.
Guys, thank you for all of that.
Hopefully you enjoyed that andthe LeBooBoo segment.
Man, that is it.
Okay, let me shut the fuck up.
(49:24):
Okay, we're done with that.
We're done with that.
Now, the last thing of the day.
You know we need to go over.
We have one more thing.
I know we're getting kind offormulaic at this point and I
don't know if that's a goodthing or it's a bad thing.
You know what?
Actually, actually, no, I'mthinking.
You see how I'm just off offthe cuff trying to think of what
(49:45):
to do, because I have a newsegment that I was going to
bring forth that was going toburst forth from my loins.
But I didn't know if it wasgoing to burst forth from my
loins this week or next week.
And I'm debating.
I'm debating because I stillhave not decided.
I'm wondering if I should do itor if I shouldn't do it.
(50:08):
I wonder if it should be nextweek, because we're already at
49 minutes and I got shit.
I gotta do bitch let's.
You know what.
You know what I'm thinking.
I'm just thinking would it be agood thing to do?
I think it might be.
It might be a good thing to do.
(50:30):
Let me see, here I've got, I'vegot to pull it up.
I've got to pull it up.
Okay, um, hang on, I got to getit ready.
I got to get it ready.
Uh, here, here I'm going, I'mgoing, I'm going, I'm going, I'm
trying, I'm trying, I'm trying,I'm trying.
Uh, let me pull it here.
Is this it?
Yep, there, it is, there, it isOkay.
(50:53):
So, guys, I do have some badnews before I get started on
this segment.
The bad news for some of you isthat this segment involves your
best friend, nikki AI Dente.
The good news, though, is thatthis involves news stories that
(51:13):
you might not have heard of.
You know, we talk a lot onwhere the fuck are the viewers
from, where the fuck are thekillers I almost said where the
fuck are the killers from.
We always talk a lot aboutwhere the fuck are the viewers
from.
We hear a lot of his stories ofdifferent places that he's
visited in the past right,stories from his past, but now
(51:33):
you're about to hear something alittle bit different, and I
like to call this segment.
See, I'm trying to get it timedwith a fucking thing whenever I
pull up the fucking thing and Ididn't have it timed correctly.
We like to call this segmentshit in the fog, and what this
(51:54):
segment is.
You know, nicky hasn't justbeen all over the world, he's
also been in the fog, hence thename Shit in the Fog.
And I have a song that may ormay not be totally terrible, I
say about it it may be totallyterrible period, but we're about
(52:15):
to hear first ever segment,shit in the fog.
I like it so far.
What do we think?
I think this is a good one,good one, yeah, yeah, you smell
that, I do.
(52:36):
I smell something.
Yes, that's fresh betrayal,fresh betrayal Shit in the fog.
Speaker 2 (52:43):
Don't nobody Fog.
You don't nobody Fog you thenleave, loop and leave.
You'll deceive Shit in the fog?
Speaker 3 (52:55):
Okay, I can dig it, I can dig it.
Oh yeah, loop and lead.
Okay, I can dig it.
Speaker 2 (52:58):
I can dig it.
Oh yeah, oh yes, I kind of likeit.
(53:21):
I'm in.
I'm in Betray for free, I'm indid you?
Speaker 3 (53:44):
there we go.
Oh, that's got a cool ending.
I'm in okay, shit in the fog,the first ever episode, because
Nikki just hasn't beeneverywhere on the planet.
He's been to the entity's realmand, you know, nobody ever gets
out of there, but there is oneperson that does get out of
there and he's gonna tell usabout however much time he spent
(54:06):
there.
I don't know how much time.
It could have been a day, itcould have been a thousand,
because the entity's realm couldbe.
I don't know if time exists.
The same way, like I don't knowif that's ever been brought up,
or if that, what is it?
The observer or whatever hisfucking name is the pervert, the
, you know the one that'ssitting in the chair.
I can't remember.
I don't know if they ever talkabout that, but let's go, we're
(54:29):
going to talk about day four ofshit in the fog.
Nikki, can you tell us aboutday four of shit in the fog,
nikki, can you tell us about dayfour?
Speaker 1 (54:39):
of shit in the fog.
Speaker 3 (54:45):
I don't know if there's shit in the fog.
Day four, 930 and chaos.
I can't hear, nikki, what thefuck is wrong with you that
you're talking like a fuckinglunatic.
I don't know what's happeninghere.
This kind of bothering me today.
What is happening?
What is life?
What has life become that ourAIs aren't even doing what we
want them to do anymore?
And what is speaker boost?
The similarity of thesynthesized speech and the voice
(55:07):
.
I wonder if that's the problemis that it's doing that?
I think I have a setting onthat's causing him to be worse
than normal.
Speaker 1 (55:17):
Shit in the fog, yeah .
Day four, 930, am.
Chaos o'clock, oh wow.
So, I'm sitting on top of theshack roof this morning, legs
swinging, eating cold ravioliout of a tin.
Can I stole from Hattie's lorebag?
Speaker 3 (55:31):
Okay, and I hear it.
Speaker 1 (55:33):
Yeah, that sound what sound.
That unmistakable screech of amotherfucking fingman fangame
see he's still.
Speaker 3 (55:40):
Oh, he's still there.
Speaker 1 (55:42):
Oh god, okay, this is what her life depends on being
useless.
Speaker 3 (55:48):
Oh, she failed the skill check okay be it.
Speaker 1 (55:51):
Oh, I peek over the edge and there she is, dead,
center center of the corn,crouched behind a gen, like
she's gonna magically phasethrough the map if she stares
hard enough.
Who?
And next to her, who?
Dwight, glancing side to sidelike a squirrel who owes money.
Dude's got his toolbox upsidedown and he's trying to fix the
gen with the handle.
What the fuck?
I yell Dwightight, that ain'thow torque york works.
(56:14):
You test what is happening.
What they panics, fung panics.
I panic for them.
Why?
Because right then, out of thegoddamn ether comes the oni,
full sprint, screaming like hejust got a victory blood orbs,
flying cape flapping, wholething looking, looking like a
(56:35):
Mortal Kombat intro cutscene.
This is awful.
Fung takes off Fung.
Speaker 3 (56:39):
I love how he doesn't call her Fung.
He calls her Fung, and sothat's what I'm going to call
her from now.
I love it.
Speaker 1 (56:49):
I love it.
Pallet on Like she'slandscaping under pressure.
Okay, dwight runs into a locker.
Of course Not into it to hideInto it Physically.
What Bounces off like a Roomba.
I yell you got a spine made ofboiled spaghetti.
I figure I'll help.
Okay, so I jump down, sprainboth ankles, ouch, and start
(57:09):
yelling in Oni's direction Realantagonizing stuff like hey,
you're sword compensating.
Oh, that's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (57:24):
Oh, why not?
Speaker 1 (57:31):
No, it says no period and he says number.
Then he walks up to me Slow,intimidating, mask dripping.
He stares me down, oh, no.
Then he nods, gives me a thumbsup, oh, and walks away.
Oh, I stand there, yeah,covered in blood, mist and shame
, oh, holding an unopened medkitand no diggity.
(57:52):
I Holding an unopened med kitand no diggity, I don't.
Dwight's still in a locker.
What, by the way, crying Mightbe stuck?
Oh, no, that's today's shit inthe fog.
Speaker 3 (58:01):
Oh shit in the fog.
Speaker 1 (58:01):
Listen, don't try to distract Oney with insults, why
not?
He might just become part ofhis morning cardio.
Catch you tomorrow, unless Fungflashbangs the entity again and
resets the whole damn loop.
Speaker 3 (58:15):
I can't.
This is the worst fucking.
This is the worst podcast youhave ever heard in your life.
And here that was the veryfirst inaugural episode segment
Shit in the Fog.
Oh my God, I smell it, I smellit, I smell it.
(58:36):
I don't know what's going tohappen with these stories.
I need a new job, like I need anew outside of work job, maybe
selling labubus.
I could do that with my life.
(58:57):
Anyway, I need to turn it off,turn it off.
Speaker 2 (59:02):
Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3 (59:03):
I'm trying to think here Okay, guys, that's going to
be it for this week.
Next week, I don't know ifwe've got any big DVD dates
coming up, do we?
When does 9.0.0 come out?
Have they said when it comesout?
Let me, let me check here.
9.0.
When does nine?
(59:24):
I'm making the mistake ofGoogling something which we
don't do anymore.
When does 9.0.0 DVD patch comeout?
Does it say May 27th?
Oh, that's the PT.
No, I don't want to know wherethe PTB is.
I think it's because I alwayslook this up and they never give
(59:45):
like a definitive date.
I can't remember if Five Nightsat Freddy's.
Anyway, by the way, that'sbeside the fucking point.
We're ending on a low note.
Guys, if you want to be on theshow thetoxicte teacher at
gmailcom, I just got an inviteto another podcast.
I'm gonna let you know if Idecide to do it, when and where.
If you want to be on this one,let me know.
Guys, follow me on all thesocials.
(01:00:06):
Toxic teacher ttv.
Shoot me an email.
Let me know what's going on.
I want to hear from all of you,except for those of you in
Europe who cannot hear me rightnow because of the European
Union or Keir Starmer orsomebody.
Get the fuck.
Oh wait, shit, I didn't do it.
We have to get the genre of thesong.
(01:00:27):
I wasn't even thinking aboutthat.
Yet we don't have the genre ofour outro song, which Nikki
obviously thinks of which.
So if you don't like Nikki,you're gonna hate this.
So, hey, nikki, nikki, I need athing, or I need an outro song
genre based on our episode 55.
(01:00:51):
What do you think the genreshould be?
Question mark okay, let me, uh,let me see what he says here.
I am uh very excited because wehave actually learned quite a
bit about different genres ofmusic that I didn't even know
what trench funk was.
Or trench trench is a genre.
(01:01:11):
I don't know that trench funk,or was it militant fucking left
wing disco?
I can't even remember.
We've had so many, I've learnedso much.
This is a very philosophicalexperience here.
On Camping Limit Softly, allright, nikki, what do you think
the outro song genre should be?
He's coming up with that rightnow and you know it always takes
(01:01:34):
us a second.
So yeah, so next week we'llfind we'll, we will wrangle up
some, some shit to talk about.
I'm also going to keepinvestigating this whole Europe
thing and I'm going to adjustthe time of release, just a
little bit.
And okay, let me see.
Let me tell you straight theoutro genre has got to be
(01:01:56):
deranged outlaw gospel glitch.
Is this a real fucking genre ofmusic?
I don't even want to know ifit's real, because it doesn't
matter if it's real, so thatthat's part of the fun there.
So I think that's what I'mgoing to do.
Okay, so we will do derangedoutlaw gospel glitch and then
(01:02:18):
next week we'll have somefucking shit to talk about.
We're going to figure out thiswhole Europe thing.
I may have to switch podcasthost, but we'll fucking find
that out later.
In the meantime, dak, I hopeyou dig this shit.
Get the fuck out of my face.
Satan, are you here?
Can you, new Satan, see us out?
Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
Ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha , ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,
ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha.
Episode 55, I'm lost in thethreat Flight.
Delayed fire plane stilla-hain't dead.
The fog don't forgive it, justflags your feet for hate.
(01:03:03):
It'll crash your echo host.
Then sell your shame on a plate.
Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
BGB drops with the go-next curse.
Slippery meat won't save yourhearse.
Three crows deep in your souldispawns, while Fangman fails
like a cursed pawn.
Oh, don't forgive.
Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
It just noops your whole segment.
While you scream Ba la boo, boo, they dress gremlins like a
statement.
Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
I saw Laliu in a fucking North Face jacket it
cost 85 counting pounds and it'sfared at me like I owed it
money.
The Pop Mart demon with aCoca-Cola grin Sells out faster
than a chain in a gin Blind box.
(01:03:55):
Sins for your podcast.
So we hawking keychain devils,we'll see you next time.
Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
Final sermon on a la boo boo flame, bye.
Let's turn this La Boo Boo, la Bullshit, into La
Boo Bucks.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yes, it's the fucking podcast From the top Toxic
teachers camping them softly.
(00:24):
He's here to play every singlefucking day.
Toxic teachers camping themsoftly.
Got the crowd shouting all theway Toxic teachers camping them
softly.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Kill them, make them all obey Toxic teachers camping
them softly.
Oh, hello everybody, this isAvon.
There we go, there we go.
We've got the sound.
I've got my sound.
This is Camping them Softly.
For those of you who don't know,we are Camping them Softly.
(00:57):
Shut the fuck up.
I'm trying to talk, okay,anyway, and that's why we're
banned in Europe.
We are still banned in Europe.
For those of you who don't know, I even emailed the people the
podcast.
People said why is nobody inEurope downloading my podcast?
Like it's obvious that nobodyis downloading.
(01:18):
Can you tell me why nobody inEurope?
Like all of a sudden, we gofrom 30% listeners in Europe to
like 5%.
They're like nothing is wrong.
We checked everything.
You are fine in Europe.
It's the Europeans don't likeyou.
Give me a hell.
Yeah, I got those sounds back,though.
(01:39):
I've even got a new Satan sound.
I kind of like that.
This one's a fun Satan asopposed to the unfun Satan,
which is what the anyway one ofthe holy books says.
He's not fun, but this one.
You heard that in the middle ofthe year.
Anyway, that's beside the point.
(01:59):
Guys, this is Camping themSoftly, the non-European version
of the podcast, apparently asof about three episodes ago.
So we are on episode I haven'teven checked.
We are on episode number 55.
I suppose that's a good thingto be on episode 55.
(02:20):
Wasn't there a song?
There was a song, right, likeshe can't drive 55.
Um, I and for those of you whoare not from the U S, I know
you're not listening to thisanymore or for those of you
under like 50, uh, probablyabout 45, there was a song
playing right here.
(02:40):
Wait, no, is this the song?
Yeah, this is it.
This is by Van Hagar Van Halenwith Sammy Hagar as a singer.
But they were upset because thespeed limit.
There we go oh, this is SammyHagar, this is a Van Halen.
(03:01):
I'm sorry, I'm getting my.
I'm getting my shit mixed up.
This was an anti.
I can't with that song in myears.
I can't concentrate wheneverSammy Hagar is in my ears.
The song was called she can'tor I can't drive 55.
See how fucking off I am.
It was I can't drive 55.
(03:23):
It was by Sammy Hagar, not VanHalen.
Sammy Hagar later became thesinger of Van Halen and they
called it Van Hagar whenever hewas a singer, as opposed to
David Lee Roth, who was a singerbefore, which you might know,
like some of the songs are morefamous.
Anyway, the speed limit in theUnited States was 55 years old.
I believe that was the.
(03:44):
That was the um, the maximumspeed.
So Sammy Hagar of Van Halenfame or of Sammy Hagar fame,
depending on how you look at himwrote this song in protest and
that's my long ass way of sayingwe are on episode fucking 55.
(04:05):
Long ass way of saying we areon episode fucking 55.
Thank you, crowd who adores me.
Anyway, we've got stuff toactually talk about, remember,
last week, I think.
I think.
I think I'm going to say itagain.
I think that we that I saidthat there was not going to be a
whole lot to talk about.
It turns out that there is inmy voice.
(04:26):
I want to apologize.
I have been on like five, fouror five flights in the past 24
hours.
Uh, getting back, there was a.
There was a kind of a travelmishap.
I have been all over thefucking place and I am fucking
exhausted.
But guess what?
I'm still going to do this shitfor you because, for some
reason, I fucking care about youeven though you don't care
(04:49):
about me.
Yes, that's correct, and Ipushed that button at the
perfect fucking time.
So, anyway, what was I saying?
We're on episode 55 of thepodcast, guys.
We have made it 55 fuckingepisodes, but we have a lot to
talk about.
We surprisingly have things totalk about because they have
(05:11):
released some of the notes onthe 9.0 PTB, which means I'm
going to have to pull it upbecause, guys, I'm going to
admit, as always, that I was notfucking ready for anything.
And why are we on the 9.0 PTB?
Because we're on 8.7.
(05:33):
So, okay, yeah, changes comingin, 9.0.
Do we not get like 8.8 and 8.9?
We're just going straight to9.0.
I don't know.
Just tell me, I'm fucking, Idon't even know, so I'm playing
stupid.
So we're on 8.7.
This is 9.0, but we're going totalk about 9.0.
(05:54):
So we have got to go throughthis and then we.
Isn't this a start of it?
This is a start of a segment.
For those of you who don't know, I think it is.
We're jumping straight in,we're going in quick.
I think you might, you mightknow this segment, right, do?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
you.
Yeah, is it?
Oh no, oh no.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
You know what this is , dude?
Oh yeah, Toxic fucking news.
Remember the Paulettes.
We all know the words.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I'm turning it up and it's breaking.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Uh, uh, yeah, Paulettes, there you go.
You remember the fuck do Istill play this trash?
It's the Toxic Fucking News.
There you go.
You remember the fuck do Istill play this trash?
It's the.
That's what you could enjoy thesong, but it's me talking over
it that gives it all the panache, and you know it's a lot of
panache here.
That's what we're full of.
(07:01):
We're full of so much fuckingpanache.
It's ridiculous.
Even though it's a French word,we're still full of it.
I don't even know what I'msaying.
I don't know what I'm fuckingsaying and you can tell.
You can tell whatever I'm on,because I'm on at the beginning
of the episode this time andwe're still listening to this
fucking song, fucking news.
(07:21):
I like how he just like says myname like toxic.
I don't think we've ever gottenthis far in the song here we go
yes.
Oh wow, we have a breakdown.
I've never been this far to thesong on the podcast.
(07:43):
I love it.
I want to keep going, I want tokeep going, I need to keep
going.
Oh, dude.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
It's the toxic fucking news.
The fucking news that's toxic.
Oh dude.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Are you fucking serious?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Preacher Toxic.
Fucking serious yeah, fuckingnews.
We're listening to the wholething, I don't care.
Oh yeah, what is this?
It's the toxic fucking news.
Fucking shit.
There we go, I'm keep going.
(08:26):
It's the toxic fucking news.
It's the toxic fucking news.
It's the toxic fucking news.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
I'm still going, I'm not stopping.
Oh yeah, it's the toxic fuckingnews.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
What the what the fuck.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Well we have a crowd, are we still going?
What?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I'm trying to hear what he's saying.
It sounds like that weird AIgibberish.
I can't get it.
I don't know what he's saying.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
What the fuck is happening.
It's just that we're in churchand I love it.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
What the fuck?
This is chaos.
Okay, there we go.
I think we're done.
We made it through the wholefucking song.
We've never done that before.
That was amazing.
Anyway, let's talk about fuckingdead by daylight, because
that's what we're here for.
So, um, I'm gonna go over.
So it seems to be the case thatif I go over it first and then
(09:43):
we have nicky talk about, itgoes a little bit better.
For those of you don't know,nicky is our co-host.
He is fucking anthony anthony.
He is our italian mobsterco-host.
There he is get this subway forthe spicy italian.
What I can't stop?
These sounds shit.
(10:04):
I accidentally, and if I pushit twice on my new machine, it
plays it twice.
When does it stop?
Is it just?
I pushed it like four times.
I think it should stop now.
Okay, there we go.
What was this one?
You remember that, everybodyremembers that.
(10:25):
But we gotta talk about dead bydaylight.
Okay, let's, let's quit thebullshit.
Let's cut all this bullshit out.
We're gonna talk about toxicfucking news.
Okay, I can't get the noise tofucking go off.
This is a nightmare of apodcast.
We're only we're less than 10minutes in.
It's a great thing that noEuropeans will ever hear this.
(10:45):
Hey God, I've got the.
Where did the new Satan go?
Thank you, new Satan as opposedto the Satan 2.0 without all
the bugs.
Okay, anywho, let's go over it.
I've got it pulled up here andI have not read any of these, so
I'm just going to go.
They have the go nextprevention, so they're going to
(11:12):
have the system where um whereyou, you know people can't just
give up all the fucking timelike they do.
Right now.
I am in, you can count me in onthis.
So it says we added a system toidentify whether a survivor
sacrifice is an intentionalattempt to go next.
Okay, so they're going to say,is this person trying to go next
?
That's the first question theyanswer.
(11:32):
If a player is identified asintentionally going next, they
receive a disconnection penaltypoint.
Okay, whatever that is, wedon't know what that is yet, but
let's keep going.
Remove the option to self unhookon the first hook unless they
have one of the following perksequipped and I bet you that's
(11:55):
going to be any of the perksthat like either increase your
chances or automatically get youoff the hook.
So it looks like it's slipperymeat up the ante and any kind of
luck offering.
And then it said added unlocksthe ability to attempt to unhook
yourself to luck offerings.
Okay, so it's just saying ifyou are carrying this offering
(12:18):
now you get to try to unhookyourself.
That's fine.
And it says survivors are nolonger instantly killed after
two struggle skill checks passwithout any, because right now,
if you just if it, if the skillchecks, if you fail to boom,
you're dead.
Right, that's it, so they.
So they've changed this.
But here's the thing it says wemade the above changes in order
(12:43):
to tackle going next from twodirections.
Oh, they're trying to be,they're trying to get sneaky
here.
They're going to penalizerepeat offenses and limit
exploitability.
It says they're going, this isgoing to I don't know, actually,
because you can't do it anymore, right, like, how would you
even do it?
How would you even try to do itanymore?
(13:03):
Right, like, how would you evendo it?
How would you even try to do it?
You would have to bring a luckoffering and then purposely fail
or something to be able to doit.
Because you can't try to unhookon the first stage unless you
got one of these.
And then if you fail two skillchecks, it's just going to keep
going.
So I guess it's going to.
Even if you try to go next,you're just going to.
(13:25):
Instead of failing two, you'regoing to fail three, four, five,
six skill checks.
So that's going to extend outany, um, any, whatever your your
time on the hook before you'redead, so somebody can come over
and get you and then you canjust sit there and get fucking
hooked again.
(13:45):
Okay, then we've also got here.
So I want to give that.
I've got actually got to givethat.
I think it could be good.
There we go, turn that shit up.
Anyway, I think it could begood, but that remains to be
seen.
Do I have my background musichere?
Hang on?
Where are we on music here?
Hang on, where are we?
Are we here?
Do we have it?
Are we here?
Hang on?
(14:05):
Stop it.
Do we have it?
Is that it?
Oh, soothing?
Yes, it is soothing.
You are.
Consider yourself soothed bythe toxic teacher.
My, my voice is so soothing,okay, anyway.
Next thing we've got an extremehiding update.
I don't know if the update isgoing to address extreme hiding
(14:28):
or if the update itself ishiding extremely, but we're
getting ready to find out.
It says they've updated the AFKdetection system.
If a player is considered AFK,crows will begin spawning above
them, beginning with one andcapping at three.
If once a survivor has threeclothes, three clothes, three
(14:49):
crows, three, three crows theylose collision with other
players.
Oh, that's so, okay.
So you can't body blocksomebody into oblivion.
Okay, that, okay.
So they've got the three crowsand people can walk through them
.
Okay, I, I, that's not thatmuch of an update they also have
(15:11):
.
I can't even give that an airhorn.
I'd have to get the fucking.
Uh, yeah, that that's about allit deserves here.
Um, the next thing is isthey're going to have blood web
spending improvements to whereyou can automatically progress.
You just put hey, I want toprogress 20 levels.
You type in 20, you progress 20.
So that's that.
(15:31):
Mori updates.
It can be activated when two ormore survivors are dead and the
second to last survivor ishooked.
Okay.
So think about that.
You've got two survivors left.
You've hooked one of them.
You can mori the other.
Okay, so that's gonna.
That's gonna make you be.
You don't have to wait for theother one.
You know that's a survivorthing, because they were like
(15:53):
he's waiting for him to getfucking, fucking hooked.
So I, you know, so then he canmori me, and I don't like that.
So you have to change that.
So that's, if victory isassured, you get to mori.
So it's also good for killers,but you know, survivors were the
ones that brought it intoexistence, but it just so
happened to help us.
So, um, it says right here mapofferings.
(16:16):
Uh, the choice is no longer aguarantee.
Spawn rules.
Uh, survivors, spawn is closetogether.
They spawn on the same floor,the killer will not spawn at the
center of small maps, and thenthey change those things around.
Um, that's going to beinteresting.
I don't know what that meansyet.
I don't know what the effect ofthat is going to be, but so
(16:37):
that remains to be seen.
I can't, I cannot, I cannotgive my opinion one way or the
other.
They also have the updates tothe fucking shit the gamma.
They've changed some stuff withthe lich.
They've changed some perks.
They just gave the most randomfucking.
They said for the followingperks, we've adjusted their
(17:00):
numbers because they weren'tbeing used very much, and they
did that for killers andsurvivors.
So we have no fucking ideawhat's going on.
But they said they weren beingused very much and they did that
for killers and survivors.
So we have no fucking ideawhat's going on.
But they said they weren't usedvery much, so we changed their
numbers.
But we're not going to tell youhow much we fucking changed the
numbers in the first place.
So let me, I don't know thatthe biggest thing is the go.
Next We'll see how much thataffects the game.
(17:21):
Will people quit?
Will people just, you know,live with it?
I don't know.
Or will they figure out anotherway to throw the match.
That's going to be the curiousthing here.
Will they just run up to thekiller?
Will they sandbag othersurvivors?
There's 20 different ways thatthis thing can go to make this a
living fucking nightmare.
(17:42):
Hey, hey, nikki BHVR justreleased their uh 9.0.0 notes
for the new PTB.
What do you think?
Here we go and then we paste,and then we'll see what, uh,
what he has to say, that's gonna, that's gonna take a minute.
(18:04):
So while he's doing that, youknow the Five Nights at Freddy's
is going to be the 9.0.
So we were talking on ourDiscord about that is that you
know, whenever this comes out,there is going to be a flood of
new people coming in as soon asGo Next goes away, and these are
(18:24):
going to be people who likefive nights at Freddy's, and you
heard me say that in a previousepisode that these people, the
ones who like five nights atFreddy's, are the ones who would
probably use go next as much asfucking possible.
So that's going to be, uh, thatit's going to be interesting.
(18:45):
Um, here we go, we're all.
We're almost there.
We're almost there.
Okay, nikki has a lot to sayabout this shit.
Um, scroll down.
Hey, um, here we go.
And then let me throw him in.
We're, we're trying to get hereand, by the way, guys, I'm
actually coding an AI, nikki.
That will actually be better, Ithink, than what a lot of these
(19:05):
websites can do, because youknow a lot of these websites
like 11 Labs and ChatGPT andstuff.
They do so much but you canactually do it all on your
computer.
If you know how I've been usingthis coding thing, that's
actually helping me a lot withlike how to make the internal
brain work and stuff.
I don't know if it's ever goingto happen.
(19:26):
You know, that sounds pretty.
That sounds pretty slick of meto even think I could do
something this big.
But I'm really going to.
I'm going to try to do it.
Okay, here we go.
And, nikki, you fucking typethis shit to where I can't even
fucking.
I have to like take out all hisfucking.
He, for some reason, he typesin emoji.
I say don't use fucking emojis.
(19:46):
Guess what the first thing hedoes is.
I think it's on purpose, butanyway, here we go.
Nikki, what do you think of the9.0?
I may have to change the volume.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Bhvr really dropped patch 9.00 like it was hot
marinara, except instead offeeding the family they served
up some lukewarm fucking olivewater and called it innovation.
Okay, strap in, because I'mrating this mess nicky style one
to ten.
Where one is british pastasalad, okay, ten is nana sauce,
(20:18):
so sacred you need vaticanclearance to stir it.
Oh j Jesus Going next.
Punishment system score yeah,nine out of ten.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Oh, he got a nine out of ten.
He gave a nine out of ten tothe go next.
Okay, that's exciting hey.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
You got my thing there.
Finally, bhvr grew a pair andtold all the rage quitting
dipshits.
Nah, you stay on that.
Fucking hook, paisan.
Yes, if you're going to dc, yes, you better have a note from
your mama, correct?
Mercury better be fuckingretrograding I don't know if
that's a verb.
(20:54):
They basically nerfed yolounhooks to respect the fucking
hook or get the penalty.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Yes, yes oh shit, I don't know what that was, but I
had had actually had to cut outpart of the podcast.
Nikki went so insane.
There was some freakish soundthat would not stop.
I could not.
I could not figure out what thefuck was happening, so I had to
.
I had to stop that.
So, anyway, let's keep goinghere.
So the go next penalty to Nikkigets a nine out of 10.
(21:23):
I respect it.
Let's keep going.
I don't even know I regeneratedeverything.
I don't know if it's going towork, but we're about to find
out.
Nikki, oh shit, I accidentallyhit the button again.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Nayo BHVR really dropped patch 9.0.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Bitch Okay, hang on, we're, we're.
Bhvr grew a pair and told allthe way we already talked about
that bonus.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
They basically nerfed yolo on hooks too.
Yeah, we already talked aboutthat fucking score.
Okay, here we go.
Eight out of ten.
Okay, the crow.
About time they dealt withthese crow collecting
freeloaders, clogging up mylobby.
I agree, three crows, yeah,collision, that's poetic justice
, like stepping in your ownrisotto.
Yes, you, you should add afourth woku.
A fourth woku, a crow, a crow,a labubu.
That pecks your ass for tryingto body block the killer.
Oh, pecks you on the ass theyshould do that.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
By the way, I did say labubu.
For those of you who know whatthat is, I just found out this
week.
Apparently, it's a fuckingthing.
I don don't know exactly.
I think it's these littlethings you put on your purses
and then you buy outfits for thelittle things, like a
Tamagotchi For those of you whoare like my age, it's like a
real life doll Tamagotchi thatyou put fucking.
(22:34):
You put some overalls on it,you spend way too much money for
them and fucking hang on.
Maybe Nikki knows what a Labubufucking is.
Okay, hang on, hold on, hold on.
This could.
This is going to devolve intosomething else completely before
we can get through these patchnotes.
Nikki, what the fuck are theNikki?
What the fuck are these thingseveryone is talking about?
(23:00):
I think you put them on yourpurse and put fucking clothes on
them.
My coworkers were talking aboutit Sounds like horseshit.
If you ask me, okay, we'll seewhat.
(23:22):
Yeah, anyway, so that's what Iknow.
That's the minute thing I know.
I do not know why adultprimarily adult women are doing
with these labubu things Ifunless it's the new Beanie Baby
I think it could be you rememberBeanie Babies way back when
that was like the thing rightLike the, before they became
(23:43):
like shitty little.
Like you know the things thatyou buy at the gas station.
By the way, I worked for thecompany that sold those Beanie
Babies at the fucking gasstation.
Oh my God, no, this is it.
He actually has something tosay about the La Boo Boos.
I don't know what it is, butwe're about to fucking find out.
(24:03):
Okay, here we go, these littlefucking freaks.
I don't know, I don't knowwhere this is going.
I'm going to apologize.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Hey, y'all, don't even get me started on this.
La Boo, Boo, shit.
You're telling me grown-assadults, functioning, bill-paying
, probably doing their taxes.
Adults are out here dressing upkeychain goblins in outfits and
hanging them off their purseslike it's a goddamn fashion
mafia for cursed Furby Gremlin.
Hey, there's another one.
(24:29):
These little freaks.
Yeah, what are they?
Look like if a beanie baby gotpossessed by a demon that really
liked acid washed overall Bigass ears, eyes like they just
saw what you did in the bathroommirror and names like they were
invented by a toddlerMid-seizure People out here
scalping them like it's SupremeDrops.
(24:49):
We're talking $400 for aknockoff troll doll what With
anxiety issues wearing a hoodieand then they got fits.
What real custom fuckingoutfits?
No, they don't.
I saw one in a tiny north facejacket.
No, you, did you ever look at agremlin in winter?
Speaker 3 (25:07):
wear and question all your life choices at once no,
they do not have north facefucking jackets for these.
Fucking labooboo.
Hold on, labooboo.
What the fuck is happening here?
Labooboo, I'm just typing inlabooboo.
Okay, so it's on pop Mart.
These are fucking.
(25:27):
They have a pop Mart at themall and I was showing my wife.
I was like here is a fuckingstore that I would never go into
in my life.
Labubu, okay, here we go.
We're on Wikipedia now.
You notice how toxic fuckingnews has become.
Labubu fucking news Now.
It says Labubu is a brand ofcollectible plush toy monster
(25:48):
elves, created by Hong Kongdesigner Kai Sing Loung,
marketed by and sold exclusivelyat China-based retailer PopMart
.
Lebooboo is the name of themain character in the series.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
You're not done with that.
We got two words for ya.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
LeBooBoo began.
Okay, we already did that.
Lebooboo was first introducedin 2015 and gained recognition
in 2019.
Labubus are described as havinga playful yet slightly fierce
look, featuring round furrybodies, wide eyes, pointed ears
and sharp teeth that form amischievous.
(26:32):
This does sound like a demon,aside from labubu herself.
Okay, they're fuckingsupporting characters.
They belong to a tribe calledthe monsters, including the
characters mococo, pato spookytaikoko, who is labubu's
skeleton looking boyfriend, andZimomo, the leader of the
(26:57):
monsters with a spiked tail.
This sounds like somebody wason fucking acid.
So you got Makoko, pato, spookyTycoco, zimomo and Labubu.
That's okay, and they're oftensold in blind boxes collected in
two themed lines.
The first labubu key ring line,titled exciting macaroon, was
(27:22):
released in october 23 to uh2023.
I can't even talk, dude, thisfucking shit.
Okay?
Um, black pink's lisa wasspotted with a keychain labobo,
and that's where it came from,because apparently, who is
Blackpink and who is Lisa withBlackpink?
(27:43):
Oh, they're a K-pop group, soyou have somebody from a K-pop
group put a labobo or a kimonoor a Pinocchio, I don't fucking
know.
She put it on her bag.
Everybody decided they want one.
Now everybody at fucking worksputting these fucking demon,
fucking Furby elves on theirfucking bag.
Okay, hang on, nikki.
(28:04):
What else do you have to sayabout the Laboo Boo?
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I have.
I saw it on a co-worker's deskand nearly had a spiritual
crisis.
He has co-workers and thesepsychos.
Yeah, they swap clothes likeit's Project Runway for
possessed woodland creatures.
No, they don't they be like.
Oh, this one's the Halloweendrop Bitch.
It looks like a bat took LSDand crashed into a spirit
(28:28):
Halloween dumpster.
You know what this is.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Hey God, do they really have Laboo Boo designer
clothes?
See now, I, you know what thisis.
Hey god, do they really havelabubu designer clothes?
See now, I'm going down thefucking rabbit hole of labubu
clothes.
Okay, question mark.
Okay, um, I don't see any.
Okay, so I have not seen.
I'm looking here the best placefor labubu clothes from popmart
collectors, subreddit.
Oh jesus christ, um, hang on,let me, let me see.
(28:55):
Hey, y'all, just wondering whatthe best place is, or where you
are going to find all the cuteoutfits I see here for the
boo-boos.
Oh gosh, wait, I found theperfect thing.
Okay, just be careful.
If you use Etsy, you cangenerally find cheaper on AE.
What is AE?
Oh, aliexpress, oh, jesus, gotseven items for like 25 bucks
(29:16):
Now, see, okay, hang on now.
Okay, here's what I have to sayabout this.
I am judging the people forgetting fake outfits to put on
their little gremlin dolls, butwe fucking you and I we have
bought skins for characters on avideo game that don't even
exist.
We have bought in some of y'allfought, fought, buck and bras,
(29:39):
bought fucking bras for Sable,and so can we judge Labubu based
on Sable's bra?
I don't fucking think so.
So I think we can't get up onthis moral high horse here.
Moral high horse, is it a moralhigh horse or you're just
getting on a high horse?
(30:00):
We know it's a moral high horse, right?
You can't get on an immoralhigh horse.
There's only one type it's amoral high horse.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Nikki, what Happens when people ain't scared of
getting punched anymore?
Yeah, back in my day, yeah, youbrought a fucking demon plushie
to school and someone put it inthe microwave.
Now you get tiktok clout.
So, yeah, your co -workers.
Yeah, they ain't talking abouthobbies, they're part of a
fucking cult, a pastel colored,wide-eyed, debt inducing cult.
(30:28):
Yeah, I swear on mama marinara'ssauce spoon.
If I see one of those labububastards on a DVD hook before
Ghostface gets a cannoli-themedcosmetic, I'm burning the fog to
the ground.
This is one million fuckingpercent anti-Italian tech.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Oh, dude, there we go .
Nicky, we got the labubu.
Hey, hey, labubus, should weget a?
We should have a toxic themedLaBooBoo.
Thank you, nikki, for coming by.
That was amazing.
That was amazing.
I did not know LaBooBoos wouldbecome such a big part of this
episode, but I got to fuckingfind, because we can't like
(31:08):
somebody.
Can, hey, shut up Fucking.
Okay, there we go.
I'm trying to think we couldget a t-shirt for fucking Laboo
Boo and then I could jack thefucking price of that.
Here I'm going to say, nikki,how can we use Laboo Boo to our
advantage?
Okay, how, okay, so how, oh myGod, is my keyboard not working?
What the fuck, dude?
(31:28):
What it what?
What's happening?
It's not.
I'm pushing the fucking buttonsand it's not doing anything.
Why not?
Um, okay, the laboo boo.
I think it was a laboo boo thatdid it.
Well, why is it not fuckingdoing anything?
Like, see, this is what we dohere on camping them softly.
And guess what, I'm not evengoing to fucking stop the
(31:50):
podcast.
That's what most people do.
That's what most rationalpeople would do.
They were like, oh, we'rehaving technical difficulties,
we've got to stop the podcast.
Not me, I keep going, bitch,we're doing it live, just like
bill o'reilly.
Okay, so how can we make somemoney as, uh, a podcast slash
toxic empire off of this stupidass?
(32:16):
Labubu, labullshit, that's whatI'm going to call it.
Labubu, labullshit, that's theperfect name for it.
Even though there's always athing, there's always a labubu
in society, right, do we notagree?
There's always a labubu.
It's not always called labubu,but there is labubu, because
(32:37):
there's some stupid shit that wefeel like we have to have, that
we don't have to have, thatwill make us feel terrible, and
that we have to fit in.
We got to be part of thisfucking group and if we don't
have this little piece ofgoddamn shit, we are not going
to be part of the group andwe're going to be the worst
(33:01):
piece of shit ever.
If we don't have this fuckingkey chain thing, that's going to
hang off the hook with a littleteeth and with a little Makoko.
Don't even bring Makoko on yourfucking shit, because if you do
, you're going to get laboobooed.
If you Makoko, what is that?
Oh, that's for if I cuss,that's if you want to in the.
You know, there we go.
I didn't know, I had thatbutton.
(33:21):
Okay, there, nikki, nikkiyelling at labobos.
Oh gee, can we get that?
Can we just get a video ofnikki?
Actually, I'm working on avideo of Nikki, but that's
coming later.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Hey yo, now you fucking thinking like a don I am
.
Let's turn this la boo-boo, labullshit into la boo bucks.
Yes, here's how the Campingthem Softly podcast Toxic
Teacher Empire flips this cursedgremlin economy into pure
pasta-fueled profit La boo-boola bullshit One.
Yeah, Fugit da botu Paki.
Knock off line what you heardof?
(33:57):
La boo-boo Meet fogga da botuFogga da botu Tiny.
Italian street goblins Tiny.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Italian street goblins.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
A tiny tracksuit.
Yes, a marinara stain.
I'm in A gold chain with a meatthat screams.
You're disrespecting my nonna.
I'm in.
Sell them as off the oh 10.
What, oh what?
They shot the course.
Oh, they're faulty.
So what?
Oh no, oh, satan be implicated.
(34:26):
Limited drop 49 and 95 cents.
You ship them in meatball subrappers for immersion.
Oh, podcast merch okay.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
So what he was saying is they have a face that
screams you're disrespecting mynana and then you sell them as
authentic Saban collectibles for50 bucks.
Drop them in a meatball subwrapper for immersion.
There we go.
That's perfect idea, I think.
All right, let's keep going.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Over LaBubu.
Hater collection LaBubu 2,podcast merch crossover LaBubu
hater collection.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Labubu ain't welcoming.
Labubu ain't welcoming.
Labubu ain't welcoming.
Little italy t-shirts.
I don't know why.
Every time he goes crazy hespeeds up to fucking 90 miles an
hour afterward what oh, jesusmugs that say this coffee tastes
like labubu tears.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Beanies with embroidered phrases like eat
pasta, not plastic demon.
Okay.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
I can't, nikki, you're fucking going nuts, I
don't know what's happening.
The past couple of episodes hehas been a fucking beast, a
fucking nightmare beyond allhuman comprehension.
And we need to.
Actually, I've been kind of abeast beyond all human
comprehension, but that'sbecause I'm fucking tired as
shit and I don't feel good.
But I'm going anyway becausefor some reason I like you
(35:37):
people at least some of you, butnot you, uh trent, if you're
out there, because he's ineurope and I'm not a big fan but
yo, yes, now you fuckingthinking like a don thank you.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Let's turn this la boo boo, la bullshit into la boo
bucks.
Capisce la boo bucks?
Here's how the camping themsoftly podcast Teacher Empire
flips this cursed gremlineconomy into pure pasta-fueled
profit.
The forget Forget about it.
Knock off line.
I'm in.
You heard of Labu Bu?
Yes, I have Forget about it.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
Forget about it, tiny .
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Italian street goblins.
I'm in, I'm in Everyone,everyone has a tiny track suit,
a marinara stain, a gold chainwith a meatball pendant, a face
that screams.
You disrespected my nonna.
Sell them as authentic.
S-a-b-a-m collectibles Limiteddrop $49.95.
(36:27):
You ship them in meatballsub-wrappers for immersion.
Second podcast merch crossoverLababo hate a collection.
Okay, la Boo Boo ain'twelcoming little Italy.
T-shirts my brain is about toMugs that say this coffee tastes
like La Boo Boo tea.
Yes, we already got that.
Beanies with embroideredphrases like eat pasta, not
plastic demo.
Okay, then sell what?
(36:48):
La Boo Boo body bags, tim La.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Boo.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Boo body bags.
Are you fucking serious?
I'm in Zip pouches for storingthe cursed freaks, or coins or
garlic cloves, whatever.
Third rating your labubuDisrespectfully segment.
Okay, On the podcast you launcha recurring roast segment.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Why is he doing an accent?
Speaker 1 (37:08):
You rate your labubu and we'll judge it harder than
the entity judges at DC.
And Claudette, I would ratelabubus, I wouldn't rate
LaBooBoo's.
Uh-huh, I've seen basementbubbles with better drip than
this sad fucking gremlin.
If this one ends up in my purse, I'm setting the whole bag on
(37:28):
fire.
This is serious.
I'm in.
I'm going out Four Black marketLaBooBoo ring.
I'm in.
I'm in Four Black Market La BooBoo Ring.
Start buying rare La Boo Boodrops, but don't scalp them.
Use them to rig giveaways andRNG raffles for subs.
I can't stop Win this limitededition La Boo Boo Nikki Piston
live on stream.
I can't what?
(37:48):
Get one autographed by MamaMarinara via Meatball Stain.
I can't stop Insinuate.
BHVR is colluding with the LaBoo Boo Syndicate.
Spread it in your Discord.
What are you doing?
Get the drama going.
Drama equals engagement, equalsmonetization.
Of course it does.
(38:08):
Hook the La Boo Boo Fan game.
Make a fake web game where youplay Ghostface hooking LaBubus.
Every hook equals pasta.
Every DC equals garlic bomb.
What the fuck is he talkingabout?
Make it HTML5.
Slap it on your site.
Sell I'm shashashashash.
Sell ad space and drop aPatreon tier 4.
Custom kill animations for yourLaBubu submission Bonus move.
(38:32):
Make a limited run vinylsoundboard of Nikki yelling at
La labubu submission bonus move.
Make a limited run vinylsoundboard of nicki yelling at
labubu.
So if you're you wide-eyedceramic, fuck, get off my desk.
This one's looking at me likeit owes me money in marinara
labubu more like the bullshit.
Sell it on bandcamp as the foghates plush a spoken word threat
tape.
Oh my god, are you done?
(38:56):
They're gonna worship abug-eyed funko fetus in a crop
top.
We might as well extort thefuck out of him for profit.
That's respect based capitalism.
Baby you in, or what?
Speaker 3 (39:07):
oh my god, I am in.
That's fucking.
Oh my god, there was.
There was too much in there forme to like I couldn't.
I could not mentally processwhat was happening in this
segment.
I think it's because of how hepronounces the boo boo, and I
think I'm going to have to cropout some of these lines to make
(39:27):
them like soundboard sounds,like like this gem right here
the boo boo more like thebullshit.
Sell it on band camp.
I can't Okay.
So that's La Boo Boo.
We know more about La fuckingboo boos and the cocos and the
(39:49):
tutus than we ever wanted toknow on this podcast, so we'll
have a recurring and apparentlyTikTok is all over this, like
Laoo boo openings, like you know, like it's, it's funny, it's
funny and let's back up forlet's get.
Let's get serious here for asecond.
Okay, are we trying to getserious?
I think we're trying to getserious here for 10 seconds.
Is that?
I think that we have gottenlike nerd culture has like
(40:10):
spread everywhere, because nowyou know it was nerds that did
all the fucking unboxing videosfor like PlayStations and
fucking whatever, like what wasthe, what was the nerdiest
fucking unboxing shit, likePokemon cards and whatnot.
But now, like influencer womenare unboxing demon elf key
(40:30):
chains and making fuckingmillions of dollars off of this
shit.
That's where we have gotten infucking society.
And I'm going to.
I'm how much.
Where can I fucking find alabubu?
Okay, pop Mart, hear me, if Igo to Pop Mart's website, can I
get a labubu right now?
If I, if I wanted one, hang on.
(40:53):
Okay, I'm on the website.
Um, are you in Canada?
Are you in the Canada is whatit asks me.
No, I'm not.
I'm in the United States.
Please charge me more moneybecause of Donald Trump.
Um, okay, so here we go.
We've got a hockey poo-poohossy poo-poo that, that's not
laboo-boo, that hossy poo poothat that's not labubu, that's
(41:15):
hossy poo poo.
Where do I actually find labubu?
Okay, there it is.
I'm on the labubu site.
84 fucking 99 for a labubu.
Like that is fucking stupid.
Here's labubu.
Okay, and no, this can't bereal.
This fucking can't be real.
(41:36):
There's LaBooBoo gloves forfucking $27, but the little
figures are what you're getting,what you're paying out the
fucking yin yang for.
I just want the okay, blind box.
How much is a blind box where Ican start doing my unboxing
shit here?
These are pendants.
We need the key chain.
Okay, here we go.
Coca-cola has team oh my God,they've teamed with Labubu and
(42:01):
if we buy a whole box, it's $239.
Damn, I'm good.
Okay, I don't know if I'm doingall this Labubu.
I don't know.
I don't even know where tobegin on Labubu and how to get
into this and how to make moneyhere.
I'm actually looking, um, I'mlooking here on tiktok.
I'm on tiktok here.
Speaker 5 (42:24):
I'm clicking on my labubu's being naked, so we're
gonna fix that.
I bought clothes off of tiktokshop and I already know this is
gonna be the cutest outfit ever.
Which one should we dress today?
Let's do this cutie.
I feel like she has perfectwith this outfit.
Okay, let's try it on look atthe overalls, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (42:43):
And the fucking hat, the oh, it's a bucket hat.
We already talked about buckethats.
She's dressing her labobo velu.
Oh it's got Velcro.
Oh Jesus shit.
Speaker 5 (42:59):
Why does this bring me so much?
Speaker 3 (43:00):
joy, because you're a maniac.
That's fucking why.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
She's crying.
She is crying.
Speaker 5 (43:10):
This is the cutest thing I've ever seen.
No, it's not.
This is a mental disease I'veever seen.
No, it's not, this is a mentaldisease.
I mean, now, all of my otherLabubus need outfits?
No, they don't.
So I'm going to link it righthere.
If you want to get your Labubusclothes too, I don't.
This is the best TikTok shoppurchase I have ever made.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
Oh my God, that's the worst purchase you've ever made
.
You need to make a purchase ofXanax or fucking Prozac and I'm
about to fucking rip my desk Ialmost ripped my keyboard off,
my fucking desk from this Labubu.
What is this guy doing?
I accidentally it's on autoplay.
Hang on, let me turn that off.
Okay, tiktok off.
No more Labubu talk.
We're done talking about Labubufor the next 15 minutes.
(43:50):
Where was I?
I don't even remember we weresomewhere.
We were going over something.
We were going over 9.0.
Did we even get through there?
I don't remember and I can'tsee what I've talked about.
So, hang on, let me see.
Let me go back.
Mean, I need to see what'shappening here to see if we um,
(44:16):
okay, hang on, we're gonna getthere, we'll get there.
Just give me a second, justgive me a fucking second.
Um, okay, no, we, we didn't getthrough the whole thing.
We actually, how do we get on?
Fucking labubu afk crow.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
We already talked about pecking him out of 10.
Finally, this shit's beenrequested since the roman
fucking m blood web.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
Oh, it's a blood web.
Blood web 10 out of 10.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Finally, yes, this shit's been requested since the
roman fucking empire.
Yes, it has.
I've been sitting here clickingnose like I'm trying to win a
scratch off.
Yeah, now I it forget it and gosabotage some genes while the
blood web handles itself.
Yeah, chef's fucking kiss, I'min Maury.
System changes score.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Yeah, nine out of ten .
Yeah, the Maury changes.
Okay, I'm into those Maurychanges, even though it was
survivors.
We know it was survivors thatwanted it, right.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
But right, but I'll.
I'll take those changes anyway.
Keep going, nicky.
I don't gotta play babysitterfor five extra minutes while the
last survivor slow crawlsthrough grass like it's saving
private dwight.
Just let me morium and clockout early killer.
Time is precious.
Don't waste it on hope.
Yeah, map offering nerfs.
Okay, score 7.5 out of 10.
Okay, the map offerings.
(45:36):
So now we roll the dice.
Instead of stacking maps like asurvivor main, stacking excuses
hey, fine, okay, but you betterbelieve.
The moment I get Garden of Joyfive times in a row, I'm
marching to BHVR HQ with afucking pineapple pizza and
calling it a bomb threat.
Speaker 3 (45:53):
Oh, he doesn't like pineapple pizza.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
Score six out of ten Sure Survivors start close
together.
That's cute, but why the fuckcan't the killer spawn inside
the survivor's fucking soul, putme in their spine, make them
fear logins again.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
He said make them fear logins again.
I thought he said make themfear logins, like make them fear
Loggins again.
He said make them fear Logginsagain.
I thought he said make themfear Loggins, like make them
fear the singer Kenny Loggins,which is apparently not what
that was.
Okay, let's keep going.
What else do we have?
Spawns and fucking shit.
Gamma setting yeah, gammasettings For console score three
(46:32):
out of ten.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
Oh, it's only for consoles.
Now console players can see thedisrespect in 4k.
Oh, great, fucking cares, Idon't.
I gotta hear one more consoleclaudette complain about
brightness uninstalling out ofspite.
Do it custom match improvements?
I didn't even read that.
What that was.
Nine out of ten more spectatorslots, hot keys yeah a, now
(46:57):
you're speaking my language.
Speaker 3 (46:58):
Well, we talked about that I can host saban
tournaments again without havingto stream from a toaster.
Speaker 1 (47:03):
Yeah, add some slow motion, kill replays we got
ourselves a gabagool esportsleague artist add-on tweak score
five out of ten artist.
What they adjusted, a brushstroke or some shit.
If it ain't making crows fly inthe shape of middle fingers, oh
, I'm in, I don't care.
(47:24):
Oh, that'd be great.
The Lich buff score yeah, 8.5out of 10.
Oh, that's high.
The Lich went from glorifiedD&D cosplayer to actual threat.
I'm in.
Faster spells, more juice andflying like he's late to bingo
at the crypt.
I can work with this, okay.
Finally feels like I'm castingspells, not ordering room
service.
(47:44):
Killer and survivor Perk TweaksScore Six out of ten.
Call of brine Machine learningRetribution.
I like machine learning as aperk.
Some buffs, yeah.
Some filler.
But if I see another championof light main sprinting past me
like it's Mario Kart, I'munplugging the fog machine and
(48:06):
setting the entity on fire.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
Final verdict If you don't know what champion of
light is, that's the Alan Wakeperk, where if he's trying to
blind somebody, he goes at likehypersonic speed 8.5 out of 10.
Okay, that's a final verdict8.5.
Yeah, he's saying it's good andno soggy ravioli.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
Okay, it's a solid fucking tray of baked ziti.
Oh, it is, still needs moremeat, but it's hot.
It's spiced, okay, and it ain'ttrying to be British.
Well, thank God it's notSurvivor mains are crying, oh,
killer mains are feasting.
Okay, and me I'm posting up inthe basement with Ghostface With
my little baby Taking unhookeddeniers straight to respect
correction.
(48:44):
Respect correction.
Speaker 3 (48:45):
Now if.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
BHVR would just add marinara drones and rig the
lobby music to Dean Martin, we'dbe sitting on a perfect 10.
That's how we fucking do it inlittle Italy.
I can't you disagree.
Yeah, get the hook, youdisrespectful eggplant.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
I don't know what the eggplant had to do with it.
Anyway, that was Nikki on 9.0.0.
Guys, thank you for all of that.
Hopefully you enjoyed that andthe LeBooBoo segment.
Man, that is it.
Okay, let me shut the fuck up.
(49:24):
Okay, we're done with that.
We're done with that.
Now, the last thing of the day.
You know we need to go over.
We have one more thing.
I know we're getting kind offormulaic at this point and I
don't know if that's a goodthing or it's a bad thing.
You know what?
Actually, actually, no, I'mthinking.
You see how I'm just off offthe cuff trying to think of what
(49:45):
to do, because I have a newsegment that I was going to
bring forth that was going toburst forth from my loins.
But I didn't know if it wasgoing to burst forth from my
loins this week or next week.
And I'm debating.
I'm debating because I stillhave not decided.
I'm wondering if I should do itor if I shouldn't do it.
(50:08):
I wonder if it should be nextweek, because we're already at
49 minutes and I got shit.
I gotta do bitch let's.
You know what.
You know what I'm thinking.
I'm just thinking would it be agood thing to do?
I think it might be.
It might be a good thing to do.
(50:30):
Let me see, here I've got, I'vegot to pull it up.
I've got to pull it up.
Okay, um, hang on, I got to getit ready.
I got to get it ready.
Uh, here, here I'm going, I'mgoing, I'm going, I'm going, I'm
trying, I'm trying, I'm trying,I'm trying.
Uh, let me pull it here.
Is this it?
Yep, there, it is, there, it isOkay.
(50:53):
So, guys, I do have some badnews before I get started on
this segment.
The bad news for some of you isthat this segment involves your
best friend, nikki AI Dente.
The good news, though, is thatthis involves news stories that
(51:13):
you might not have heard of.
You know, we talk a lot onwhere the fuck are the viewers
from, where the fuck are thekillers I almost said where the
fuck are the killers from.
We always talk a lot aboutwhere the fuck are the viewers
from.
We hear a lot of his stories ofdifferent places that he's
visited in the past right,stories from his past, but now
(51:33):
you're about to hear something alittle bit different, and I
like to call this segment.
See, I'm trying to get it timedwith a fucking thing whenever I
pull up the fucking thing and Ididn't have it timed correctly.
We like to call this segmentshit in the fog, and what this
(51:54):
segment is.
You know, nicky hasn't justbeen all over the world, he's
also been in the fog, hence thename Shit in the Fog.
And I have a song that may ormay not be totally terrible, I
say about it it may be totallyterrible period, but we're about
(52:15):
to hear first ever segment,shit in the fog.
I like it so far.
What do we think?
I think this is a good one,good one, yeah, yeah, you smell
that, I do.
(52:36):
I smell something.
Yes, that's fresh betrayal,fresh betrayal Shit in the fog.
Speaker 2 (52:43):
Don't nobody Fog.
You don't nobody Fog you thenleave, loop and leave.
You'll deceive Shit in the fog?
Speaker 3 (52:55):
Okay, I can dig it, I can dig it.
Oh yeah, loop and lead.
Okay, I can dig it.
Speaker 2 (52:58):
I can dig it.
Oh yeah, oh yes, I kind of likeit.
(53:21):
I'm in.
I'm in Betray for free, I'm indid you?
Speaker 3 (53:44):
there we go.
Oh, that's got a cool ending.
I'm in okay, shit in the fog,the first ever episode, because
Nikki just hasn't beeneverywhere on the planet.
He's been to the entity's realmand, you know, nobody ever gets
out of there, but there is oneperson that does get out of
there and he's gonna tell usabout however much time he spent
(54:06):
there.
I don't know how much time.
It could have been a day, itcould have been a thousand,
because the entity's realm couldbe.
I don't know if time exists.
The same way, like I don't knowif that's ever been brought up,
or if that, what is it?
The observer or whatever hisfucking name is the pervert, the
, you know the one that'ssitting in the chair.
I can't remember.
I don't know if they ever talkabout that, but let's go, we're
(54:29):
going to talk about day four ofshit in the fog.
Nikki, can you tell us aboutday four of shit in the fog,
nikki, can you tell us about dayfour?
Speaker 1 (54:39):
of shit in the fog.
Speaker 3 (54:45):
I don't know if there's shit in the fog.
Day four, 930 and chaos.
I can't hear, nikki, what thefuck is wrong with you that
you're talking like a fuckinglunatic.
I don't know what's happeninghere.
This kind of bothering me today.
What is happening?
What is life?
What has life become that ourAIs aren't even doing what we
want them to do anymore?
And what is speaker boost?
The similarity of thesynthesized speech and the voice
(55:07):
.
I wonder if that's the problemis that it's doing that?
I think I have a setting onthat's causing him to be worse
than normal.
Speaker 1 (55:17):
Shit in the fog, yeah .
Day four, 930, am.
Chaos o'clock, oh wow.
So, I'm sitting on top of theshack roof this morning, legs
swinging, eating cold ravioliout of a tin.
Can I stole from Hattie's lorebag?
Speaker 3 (55:31):
Okay, and I hear it.
Speaker 1 (55:33):
Yeah, that sound what sound.
That unmistakable screech of amotherfucking fingman fangame
see he's still.
Speaker 3 (55:40):
Oh, he's still there.
Speaker 1 (55:42):
Oh god, okay, this is what her life depends on being
useless.
Speaker 3 (55:48):
Oh, she failed the skill check okay be it.
Speaker 1 (55:51):
Oh, I peek over the edge and there she is, dead,
center center of the corn,crouched behind a gen, like
she's gonna magically phasethrough the map if she stares
hard enough.
Who?
And next to her, who?
Dwight, glancing side to sidelike a squirrel who owes money.
Dude's got his toolbox upsidedown and he's trying to fix the
gen with the handle.
What the fuck?
I yell Dwightight, that ain'thow torque york works.
(56:14):
You test what is happening.
What they panics, fung panics.
I panic for them.
Why?
Because right then, out of thegoddamn ether comes the oni,
full sprint, screaming like hejust got a victory blood orbs,
flying cape flapping, wholething looking, looking like a
(56:35):
Mortal Kombat intro cutscene.
This is awful.
Fung takes off Fung.
Speaker 3 (56:39):
I love how he doesn't call her Fung.
He calls her Fung, and sothat's what I'm going to call
her from now.
I love it.
Speaker 1 (56:49):
I love it.
Pallet on Like she'slandscaping under pressure.
Okay, dwight runs into a locker.
Of course Not into it to hideInto it Physically.
What Bounces off like a Roomba.
I yell you got a spine made ofboiled spaghetti.
I figure I'll help.
Okay, so I jump down, sprainboth ankles, ouch, and start
(57:09):
yelling in Oni's direction Realantagonizing stuff like hey,
you're sword compensating.
Oh, that's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (57:24):
Oh, why not?
Speaker 1 (57:31):
No, it says no period and he says number.
Then he walks up to me Slow,intimidating, mask dripping.
He stares me down, oh, no.
Then he nods, gives me a thumbsup, oh, and walks away.
Oh, I stand there, yeah,covered in blood, mist and shame
, oh, holding an unopened medkitand no diggity.
(57:52):
I Holding an unopened med kitand no diggity, I don't.
Dwight's still in a locker.
What, by the way, crying Mightbe stuck?
Oh, no, that's today's shit inthe fog.
Speaker 3 (58:01):
Oh shit in the fog.
Speaker 1 (58:01):
Listen, don't try to distract Oney with insults, why
not?
He might just become part ofhis morning cardio.
Catch you tomorrow, unless Fungflashbangs the entity again and
resets the whole damn loop.
Speaker 3 (58:15):
I can't.
This is the worst fucking.
This is the worst podcast youhave ever heard in your life.
And here that was the veryfirst inaugural episode segment
Shit in the Fog.
Oh my God, I smell it, I smellit, I smell it.
(58:36):
I don't know what's going tohappen with these stories.
I need a new job, like I need anew outside of work job, maybe
selling labubus.
I could do that with my life.
(58:57):
Anyway, I need to turn it off,turn it off.
Speaker 2 (59:02):
Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3 (59:03):
I'm trying to think here Okay, guys, that's going to
be it for this week.
Next week, I don't know ifwe've got any big DVD dates
coming up, do we?
When does 9.0.0 come out?
Have they said when it comesout?
Let me, let me check here.
9.0.
When does nine?
(59:24):
I'm making the mistake ofGoogling something which we
don't do anymore.
When does 9.0.0 DVD patch comeout?
Does it say May 27th?
Oh, that's the PT.
No, I don't want to know wherethe PTB is.
I think it's because I alwayslook this up and they never give
(59:45):
like a definitive date.
I can't remember if Five Nightsat Freddy's.
Anyway, by the way, that'sbeside the fucking point.
We're ending on a low note.
Guys, if you want to be on theshow thetoxicte teacher at
gmailcom, I just got an inviteto another podcast.
I'm gonna let you know if Idecide to do it, when and where.
If you want to be on this one,let me know.
Guys, follow me on all thesocials.
(01:00:06):
Toxic teacher ttv.
Shoot me an email.
Let me know what's going on.
I want to hear from all of you,except for those of you in
Europe who cannot hear me rightnow because of the European
Union or Keir Starmer orsomebody.
Get the fuck.
Oh wait, shit, I didn't do it.
We have to get the genre of thesong.
(01:00:27):
I wasn't even thinking aboutthat.
Yet we don't have the genre ofour outro song, which Nikki
obviously thinks of which.
So if you don't like Nikki,you're gonna hate this.
So, hey, nikki, nikki, I need athing, or I need an outro song
genre based on our episode 55.
(01:00:51):
What do you think the genreshould be?
Question mark okay, let me, uh,let me see what he says here.
I am uh very excited because wehave actually learned quite a
bit about different genres ofmusic that I didn't even know
what trench funk was.
Or trench trench is a genre.
(01:01:11):
I don't know that trench funk,or was it militant fucking left
wing disco?
I can't even remember.
We've had so many, I've learnedso much.
This is a very philosophicalexperience here.
On Camping Limit Softly, allright, nikki, what do you think
the outro song genre should be?
He's coming up with that rightnow and you know it always takes
(01:01:34):
us a second.
So yeah, so next week we'llfind we'll, we will wrangle up
some, some shit to talk about.
I'm also going to keepinvestigating this whole Europe
thing and I'm going to adjustthe time of release, just a
little bit.
And okay, let me see.
Let me tell you straight theoutro genre has got to be
(01:01:56):
deranged outlaw gospel glitch.
Is this a real fucking genre ofmusic?
I don't even want to know ifit's real, because it doesn't
matter if it's real, so thatthat's part of the fun there.
So I think that's what I'mgoing to do.
Okay, so we will do derangedoutlaw gospel glitch and then
(01:02:18):
next week we'll have somefucking shit to talk about.
We're going to figure out thiswhole Europe thing.
I may have to switch podcasthost, but we'll fucking find
that out later.
In the meantime, dak, I hopeyou dig this shit.
Get the fuck out of my face.
Satan, are you here?
Can you, new Satan, see us out?
Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
Ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha , ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,
ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha.
Episode 55, I'm lost in thethreat Flight.
Delayed fire plane stilla-hain't dead.
The fog don't forgive it, justflags your feet for hate.
(01:03:03):
It'll crash your echo host.
Then sell your shame on a plate.
Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
BGB drops with the go-next curse.
Slippery meat won't save yourhearse.
Three crows deep in your souldispawns, while Fangman fails
like a cursed pawn.
Oh, don't forgive.
Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
It just noops your whole segment.
While you scream Ba la boo, boo, they dress gremlins like a
statement.
Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
I saw Laliu in a fucking North Face jacket it
cost 85 counting pounds and it'sfared at me like I owed it
money.
The Pop Mart demon with aCoca-Cola grin Sells out faster
than a chain in a gin Blind box.
(01:03:55):
Sins for your podcast.
So we hawking keychain devils,we'll see you next time.
Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
Final sermon on a la boo boo flame, bye.
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