Ep. 56 - FNaF Fans Go Crazy on Toxic! Creator Program Anger and Flaming Cheese Projectiles!! - Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
survivor mains are my phobia.
Survivor main buffs are myphobia.
Killer main nerfs are my phobia, and that's what.
That is what keeps me up atnight people who run fucking
boil over and flip-flop.
It does things to me that youwould not fucking understand.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Toxic toxic, toxic teachers, camping them softly,
tunneling bitches and makingmoney.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Oh, there it is, guys .
It is the Toxic Teacher hereand we've got our crowd right
off the bat.
This is too fucking serious.
We've got it today.
It's very serious today Becausewe have a lot to talk about.
Shut up, shut up.
I'm trying to talk here.

(00:50):
Hey guys, this is Camping themSoftly.
We're at episode 56, I believewe have made it 56 episodes and
I know, I know you're asdisappointed as I am.
You thought I would be off theair by now, but I'm not, because
there's always something totalk about, especially whenever
it comes to Dead by Daylight orit comes to anything else I want

(01:12):
to talk about.
I got plenty to say this is themouthpiece, this is the
microphone of toxicity here onCamping them Softly, guys, we've
got so much and there's a lotthat's happened this week
because I have gone viral Thankyou crowd that I can't stop.

(01:33):
I can't even fart you out ofexistence.
I can do that and then you'relike wait, okay, stop please.
I'm trying to find all mybuttons and I, there we go.
I think that might have worked.
Well, they still, they still goanyway.
Anyway, we've got to go over acouple of things and we've got

(01:54):
to go quick because there is somuch that I don't know how we're
going to get through it all.
I don't know how humanlypossible I can keep up this
level of toxic energy for longenough to go over everything we
need to go over today.
So we're going to get straightinto it.
I'm not fucking around today,we just we're doing it because

(02:15):
this is what we do on cammingthem softly, hit the fucking
music.
Oh yeah, it's the toxic.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
You know what it is, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
It's the toxic fucking news.
You know what it is.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
The toxic fucking news.
That's toxic, toxic news.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Oh yeah, you know it.
I started in the middle of thesong.
This time the toxic, fuckingnews.
Yes, it is.
See, here we go Toxic news timeBecause we got a couple of
things.
We got a couple of big things.
I've got three things Survivors, op, okay.

(02:49):
But the question is, what orderdo we go in?
And I think I'm going to go.
Oh sorry, we got the acapellapart.
It is fucking news, it is.
Yes, it is here we go and thenit keeps going.

(03:18):
yes, you thought it was over,but it's not over, it's never
over.
On, can't make them sound.
Anyway, we've got three thingsto go over, okay, three big dead
by daylight things, unless Ifind more things.
So this three could turn intoseven.
But the first thing we need togo over, I'm going to go over
the smallest thing and then I'mgoing to go over a little bit
bigger thing and then we'regoing to hit the elephant in the

(03:41):
room.
I think that's the best way todo it.
You don't lead with every withyour strength, right?
You lead with the, with thesmall thing, and then you go
into the bigger and then you gointo the biggest, right, okay.
So the first thing I want to goover on, I need, like that,
right, there is just a soundthat I can play.
I think that would be perfectif I just had that.

(04:04):
Okay, okay.
So you know, she, actually Ithink she she's going to prison
or something, or she left, likethat that sound.
She's not anywhere now, I don'tthink, anyway, okay, so let's
keep going, let's not get offtrack everybody.

(04:24):
We're getting off track here.
So the first thing I want to goover is you know, we've got the
Five Nights at Freddy's, whichwe're going to go into in detail
here in just a minute.
But the thing is I was readingon X.
While I was on X, I was readingthat the next chapter is

(04:45):
supposed to be a.
Do I have a drum roll on here?
No, that one doesn't doanything.
What is this one?
These two don't do anything.
I need to set those tosomething.
That's my drum roll.
I was trying to be, I wanted tobe like build it up, but you've
got the golden girls theme, soI apologize.

(05:07):
No, you know what, I don'tfucking apologize for it, but if
it do, like I never, I needthat second part.
I'm going to get you thatsecond part to that song.
Anyway, the next chapter afterFive Nights at Freddy's is
rumored to be a Japanesefolklore chapter.

(05:28):
I don't know how excited youare about Japanese folklore.
I for one, that's fine.
If it's a good killer and ifthey've got good perks and if
it's a decent survival like, ifit enhances the game in any way,
I am in.
It doesn't matter to me if it'sa good or a bad or if the

(05:49):
thing's a fucking walking likephallic object, that's fine with
me.
But a lot of people are upsetabout this.
I want to say a lot, but thepeople I saw on X were very
upset about this and here's whythey were upset, because the
main character is supposedly thekiller is going to be a

(06:11):
spider-like monster, like ahalf-woman, half-spider which I
saw at the Oddities andCuriosities Expo.
They have this thing called theOddities and Curiosities Expo,
if you this thing called theOddities and Curiosities Expo,
if you ever want to go to it.
It's like at the fair.
You know how they have all thelittle vendor booths and stuff.

(06:32):
But these are vendors who selllike animals, like preserved
rats and fucking jars and shitlike that, like it's wild.
And there were some leggingslike for women, like the yoga
pant type things, but it wasonly serial killers and like
newspaper articles and shit likethat.
That's the oddities.
In Kira, anyway, they had awoman who was a half-woman,

(06:53):
half-spider there.
So that's what I think of.
Whenever I saw this chapter Iwas like, oh, I've seen a
half-woman, half-spider before.
It wasn't as scary as you wouldthink.
But anyway, the reason everybodyis upset about this is they say
, well, they have arachnophobia,they have arachnophobia.
And there was another game, Ibelieve it was called Grounded
and I was just talking to acoworker today who mentioned

(07:17):
this game.
There's a game called Groundedwhich is like you're shrunk down
, you're Rick Moranis basically,and honey, I shrunk.
The kids Give it up for RickMoranis.
I liked him in.
He was in Strange Brew, whichwas a hockey movie, very
Canadian.
And then we need to ask you knowwhat I think, if you go back to

(07:37):
the Swift Kick 85, I think Imentioned the movie Strange Brew
.
See, we're calling back to likeepisode 20 now.
But anyway, here we go, let'sgo back.
So there is an arachnophobiamode in the game for everybody
who is scared of spiders or hasa phobia of spiders.
Okay, they were saying well,dead by daylight should have the

(07:58):
same thing.
Give me an accessibility optionto where I can flip a switch
and I never have to hear or haveto have to hear it.
How do you hear a spider?
Do they make noise?
I don't think they make thatnoise, but anyway, so they
wouldn't have to, they wouldn'thave to play against a spider.

(08:20):
Now here is my logic and here'swhy I you know what I respect a
little.
You know I respect the people.
I have phobias.
Everybody's got a phobia.
Everybody has a phobia, and ifyou don't have a phobia, you're
fucking lying to yourself,because there's something that
gets you like I.
I've got 20 of them right nowthat I can list off the top of
my head that just keep mefucking up at night because I'm

(08:42):
toxic.
I bet you know Survivor mainsare my phobia.
Survivor main buffs are myphobia.
Killer main nerfs are my phobia, and that is what keeps me up
at night.
People who run fucking, boilover and flip flop, those are my
, those are.
It does things to me that youwould not fucking understand.

(09:04):
Anywho, where was I going withthis?
So they were saying well, putthat in Dead by Daylight, Put an
accessibility option.
Here's my argument against that.
Okay, if you have emetophobia,emetophobia, it's E-M-E-T.
Okay, list of phobias.
You know what?

(09:25):
Let's go to our good friend.
Why don't we?
Let me see List of phobias thatmight present themselves in
dead by daylight?
Okay, because you do haveemetophobia.
I think it's emetophobia.

(09:45):
Emetophobia, what it is, it'sthe fear of vomit and you, like,
can't handle vomiting or beingaround vomit.
So then would you, as anaccessibility mode, include that
and then kill Switch of thePlague?
Like, how do you do this towhere every single person gets
their particular phobia takencare of, without it becoming

(10:08):
like a nightmare in terms of whois what and what the queue
times are going to be, and allof that.
So there's also nyctophobia.
Nyctophobia, it's a fear ofnicks.
Actually, it's the fear of thedark Nyctophobia.
Nyctophobia, it's a fear ofnicks.
Actually, it's the fear of thedark Nyctophobia.
Nyctophobia is the fear of thedark.

(10:29):
So can you not play in darkmaps?
Icomophobia?
Icomophobia, it's the fear ofsharp objects.
Oh, you can play it twice there, um.
And then you've also gotfanatophobia, which is the
literal name for a perk, and youhave calorophobia.

(10:49):
You've got two phobias in thefucking game.
We'll play it twice.
And then satan, fear of satan.
Okay, here's another one.
I didn't even know so.
So whenever I typed this, I waslike what triggers are there in
DBD?
And this is what's great aboutAI is you learn so much that you

(11:11):
wouldn't learn through like aGoogle search, because it makes
those connections right thatGoogle can't make.
So anyway, you havecalorophobia, the fear of clowns
.
You have masclophobia, which isthe fear of masks who would
have thought that that was thateasy to remember?
Anthophobia, which is the fearof flowers.
And then you have anthophobia,anthony.

(11:37):
Anthophobia, anthony, that'sthe fear of flowers.
Anthophobia, it's that's thefear of flowers, anthophobia,
anyway.
And then you have here is theseare this is interesting because
we're almost going into like awhole other segment here where
we just talk about phobias.

(11:57):
I didn't know these werephobias.
You have a tel, which is thefear of imperfection or making a
mistake, anthony, and whatwould that be Like?
Skill checks, right, you can'thandle doing skill checks
because they trigger your phobiaof making a mistake.
And then you have what is this?

(12:19):
What?
Cacophobia?

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Cacophobia, which is the fear of ugliness anthony,
get to subway for the spicyitalian okay anyway.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
So these are all these different phobias.
So what do you do?
You have cacophobia, you'reyou're scared of ugly, things,
so you can't go against a dredge, the hag, the fucking blight.
You have calorophobia, so youturn off the clown.
You have things, so you can'tgo against a dredge, a hag, the
fucking blight.
You have calorophobia, so youturn off the clown.
You have hemophobia, so youcan't see blood.
You have anthophobia, so youcan't.
Um, is there anyone namedAnthony in the?

(12:56):
Are there any survivors namedAnthony where your anthophobia
would go off?
But then you have a telephobia,so you can't have skill checks.
You have a traumatophobia,which is the fear of injury.
You have the yeah, you have theicomophobia.
We talked about phonophobia,which is a fear of loud or
sudden noises.

(13:16):
You have scotomophobia, whichis the fear of blindness or
being blindfolded, and then youhave a monophobia, which is the
fear of blindness or beingblindfolded, and then you have a
monophobia which is the fear ofbeing alone.
Bonus points If you know wherethat's from.
That's actually on my phone,like whenever I get a text

(13:36):
message it goes.
You know what it should do,like I get a text in it.
That would actually behilarious.
I need to.
I'm going to do that, I'm goingto let you guys know, because
I'll be there like talking tosomebody, and all of a sudden,
anthony, anthony, anthony,because my wife, my Mrs Toxic,
she sends texts like that.

(13:57):
Do you ever?
You have those?
You have those rapid firetexters that don't text you big
things, they'll text you 27,like small, like one, two words,
you know what I mean.
And then so your phone.
Like you, you want to turn yourphone off, but then again you
can't turn your phone offbecause then you won't get it
and then they'll be anywho okay.

(14:18):
So that's that.
That is my argument againsthaving an arachnophobia mode in
Dead by Daylight.
Now the question is, are theygoing to have an arachnophobia
mode?
Who knows?
I, you know what, if I were tobet I can push that one off
actually.
Yeah, there we go.
I would bet no, but I wouldn'tbe surprised.

(14:40):
I would not be surprised ifthey take that into account.
And then does that begin theslippery slope of do we get rid
of Myers's knife and replace itwith like a?
What would you?
What would you?
Replace Michael Myers knifewith, like a little baseball bat
?
But then there's probably afear of fucking.
There's either a fear ofbaseball or bats.
So what can you do?

(15:04):
There's nothing you can dothere.
So that's that.
That's the easy topic.
We're going easy medium,difficult on the topics or low,
medium, high on the anger scaleMedium anger.
Actually, I'm not angry.
Well, yes, I'm a little angryon this next one.
So BHVR, where's my music?
I mean, I feel like whenever Itransition, I got to'm a little

(15:25):
angry on this next one.
So BHVR, where's my music?
I mean, I feel like whenever Itransition, I got to do a little
.
This is segment two or topic two.
I don't know what that isanyway.
Okay, so let's keep going here.

(15:51):
Item the second is that Dead byDaylight has announced the
creator program and, if youremember, a couple episodes ago
we talked about this.
Creator program is basicallygoing to be kind of like
Fortnite away for creators to, Ithink, make money and you know
you support your favoritecreator or something and you buy
like something.
I don't even know.
I don't know how it's going towork, but Nikki and I
brainstormed how can we get richoff of this?

(16:14):
Nikki talked about making abunch of bot followers and then
following himself or something Idon't need, using the links for
God knows what, the links forGod knows what, probably some
kind of illicit activity.
Anyway, they announced therequirements for the creator
program and this has rubbedpeople the fucking wrong, like

(16:35):
people are losing it, and I meanbeyond losing it, because let
me give you, I'm going to giveyou, this and then we're going
to talk about it.
We're going to, we're going togo into more detail.
There's a part that I don'tmeet and then there's a part
that other people don't meet,that they are furious about.
So the eligibility criteria,let me, let me go over the

(16:57):
program.
I want, I want to go over thewhole thing so we can establish,
for those of you who have notheard about this fucking creator
program, so on the page ontheir website, deadbydaylightcom
creator program.
Welcome to the Dead by Daylightcreator program.
Step into the fog and join Deadby Daylight's network of
dedicated content creators.

(17:19):
We're on the hunt for streamersme with a knack for showcasing
our thrilling chases, me eerieatmosphere, me kind of and
delving into the deepestquarters of our lore, which we
do.
You know, we fucking do thatbecause we've talked, we've done
deep dives on meg and nia, andI think that's it so far, but

(17:40):
we're gonna oh and sable right,because we talked about the
fucking moonstone cafe and thebras and the shit like that.
Sable is most definitely notkick-ass shit, and the person
that works two desks down fromme as a major dbd player and
sable's her favorite she is awalking sable and sable is her
favorite and so every time I seeher I talk about those fucking

(18:01):
bat wings.
But she didn't complete theriff to get the fucking bat
wings, so she doesn't have them.
I've got them and I fuckinghate those things.
This is the work of a lunatic.
Anyway.
So let's keep going.
The content creator programoffers you exclusive
opportunities to work with us,grow your audience and enjoy
special perks to help you shapethe future of Dead by Daylight.

(18:25):
Okay, so what are the benefits?
What is in it for Toxic?
Number one you get free content.
Get early access to upcomingreleases, exclusive in-game
items before anyone else.
Okay, community rewards I feellike I need to have something

(18:50):
there.
Yeah, there we go.
Community rewards Enjoy in-gamegiveaways, drops and special
rewards to share with yourfucking community Uh, it doesn't
say fucking community, but youget it.
Um, next one one.
So you get like drops that youcan give specific.
So could I get like toxic drops?
That would be fucking amazing.

(19:11):
Or like meatball, fuckingpendants I can give out, I don't
know.
Exclusive opportunities attendevents, collaborate on official
campaigns and connect with thedevelopment team.
Could you imagine Toxic goingto an event Like, could you
imagine me anywhere in public?
Number one.
And could you imagine me outthere with other streamers?

(19:33):
I saw Twitch cons going onright now.
I would want to be there, butthen again I wouldn't want to be
there, if you know what I mean,because I did, especially after
this week, which we're going totalk about a little bit.
I don't know that they'rethrilled with me right now.
Anyway, number four benefit.
The fourth make your voiceheard, help shape the game by

(19:55):
sharing feedback directly withthe people behind Dead by
Daylight.
I already share the feedbackwith you, but, yes, we're going
to, we're going to have tofigure out how do we share, uh,
the feedback anyway.
So what are the pillarspartnering with us?
Blah, blah, blah.
They give you the benefits.
You have to be professional andyou have to, uh like, be

(20:19):
positive, engage positively withthe program.
I don't know if I have a soundfor that.
What is this sound?
Oh, do you remember that?
I think you do.
I think you do.
I'm just I'm playing sounds atthis point, and then they get.

(20:41):
They recognize you, okay, oh,my God, I can't turn it off.
I can't turn it off and it goeson for 17 minutes, okay, anyway
.
So what are the requirements in?
This is a sticking point thatpeople are fucking losing it
about.
Number one you have to createtwo long form videos a month,

(21:02):
eight minutes or more, or eightshort form videos, at least
three minutes per month of Deadby Daylight.
Number two you have to streamDead by Daylight for 20 hours a
month, that's fine.
You have to be 18 years old,that's fine.
Here is the kicker that peopleare are losing their fucking
shit over is you've got to have10,000 followers on at least one

(21:31):
major platform.
Why?
Why is that a big fucking deal?
People are losing their shitover this.
They say no, no, no, no, no.
That is discriminatory againstus small streamers.
How dare they do this?
And, by the way, they tied theTwitch shirts.

(21:51):
You know that everybody wants,which I don't even want the
Twitch shirts on everybody.
Just give me a fucking Jeffshirt, give me a Nicolas Cage
shirt and I'm fine.
You could take all the rest ofthe shirts and stick them up
your ass, for all I care.
You're not done with that.
We got two words for you, soanyway.
But the streamers are freakingout because they say I'm never

(22:14):
going to get 10,000.
I'm never going to be in thisprogram.
I'm never going to be.
I am just.
My world is collapsing becausehow am I ever going to get
10,000 fucking followers?
Now, here's the thing, guys.
For those of you quote, unquotesmall streamers, of which I am
one, which I'm really not,because I meet this I have like

(22:36):
90,000, 100,000 followers acrossall of my different platforms.
I got 50,000 on TikTok alone,and then I've got the podcast,
I've got Twitch, I've got X,I've got Instagram, I got
YouTube.
You know, some of them arebigger than others, but I have
enough.
That's the key point.
But the question is, if you'vegot 12 followers okay, you've

(23:01):
got 12 followers on Twitch, yougot four on YouTube, you got one
on TikTok your mom follows youon Instagram.
You're fucking.
You've got some bot followerson X or whatever why do you
expect that BHVR is going toinvest the time in you when you
are an unproven thing?
Why would they put their namebehind you whenever you haven't

(23:26):
proven that you can get them theattention they need?
That's what they're doing itfor.
This is a mutual relationship.
This is not a one-sided thing.
I mean because, if you think,well, they're just there to
benefit me.
You're crazy.
They're doing it for them.
They're doing it for theirmoney, for their life, for their
livelihood as a company and asa game, right?

(23:50):
I mean?
That only makes sense.
So why would I if I had ahundred dollars?
I'm going to give my money, I'mgoing to give my time and I'm
going to give my resources tothe most surefire thing that
will get me that money back,that will get me those eyes back
.
Because with this company,right, the eyes are what matters

(24:12):
, the attention is what matters,the view time is what matters,
the sales are what matters.
Why do you think they're makingfucking 27 bras for Sable and
they won't make a single pieceof shit for, like I don't know,
quentin?
I mean, besides licensingissues, but let's say they
didn't have the licensing issuesfor quentin do you think, like

(24:35):
the twins are not getting nearlyas many skins as some of the
other original ips?
They know where the money goesand they invest the time in it,
or else the company is going todie and then you will have
nothing.
If they had tried to splittheir time 7 000 different ways,
they can't do that.

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Behavior is not the bestcompany in the world.
We know that they make terribledecisions quite often,
especially with balance on here,they're making the fucking
right decision and if thesesmall streamers and I'm not, I'm
not disparaging you guys, I'mnot disparaging, I'm a small
streamer too.
In my opinion, I meet this, butI'm still a small streamer and

(25:18):
I'm not fucking complainingabout it, because the one I
should be complaining about isup there, the professionalism
and support where you have toengage positively.
Why is that a thing?
Why can't I be?
Why can't I be me?
They're discriminating againstme.

(25:39):
They're telling me I can't beme, right, I have to be somebody
.
Oh, oh, yes, it's great.
And your fucking game isamazing.
And look at, I keep, I keepusing the same sound because
it's the only one, like it's thenearest one to me, so I just
keep pushing the same fuckingthing.
I haven't used that one in awhile anyway, so that's, that's

(26:01):
that.
That's all I've got to sayabout that.
We can move on, because I thinkthis thing is not going to get
result like it is what it is,and for them to even think that
they would be able to getbehavior to change their mind on
this is fucking bananas,because why would I, like the
executives, have to be sittinghere saying why the fuck are

(26:23):
these people going nuts overthis?
Like, what do you expect fromus If you put it at 5,000
followers?
Jimmy fucking Jimmy, two monthsover here, who's only been
streaming, and he doesn't evenhave a camera, doesn't he's?
He's got his mom's microphonefrom fucking 27 years ago.
He's streaming.
You can't understand a word.
He says he can't fucking playkiller.

(26:44):
He can't understand a word.
He says he can't fucking playkiller.
He can't loop for shit.
He says four words in a streamand he wants to be in this
fucking program.
Why?
And he's going to get upset.
Even if they take it from 10 tofive, if they take it from five
to two, if they take it fromtwo to 1000, he's going to be
upset because he will never getthere.

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And that's part of the thinkingis that it almost goes back to
that thing that everybody thinksthey're going to be a fucking
success.
Everybody thinks they're goingto get whatever they want.
You just work hard.
That's part of the Americandream.
That's fucking.
A fucking lie is that you will.
Through hard work anddedication, you're gonna get

(27:28):
fucking.
It doesn't happen, right?
Most streamers will never hitit big.
Most streamers will never reachtheir definition of success.
If your definition of successis followers, 10,000, becoming a
fucking whatever the creatorprogram and blah, blah, blah,
blah blah, most people willnever hit it.
And I'm going to admit that onthis podcast it will never be

(27:53):
what I consider a success,because I do.
We are far more successful thanI ever thought it would be.
We have thousands uponthousands of listeners.
I never even expected that.
I didn't know 12 people wouldbe listening to this shit, much
less thousands.
I did not think, and going intothe next one, that I could post
some little shitty comment on Xand have a half a million

(28:16):
people looking at it and gettingthousands of downloads just
because of one post.
I did not think that would everhappen.
But guess what it fucking didhappen.
And where am I going with that?
I feel like there was something, there was something bigger to
that.
Oh, you know what I could play.
This is the right fucking time.

(28:36):
I never played at the righttime here.
Fuck it, there we go, that's it.
So anyway, that's all I can sayabout that is is you've got to.
I'm sorry, I am really sorry,but you got to get the fuck over
it because it is what it is.

(28:57):
The company has made a decision.
You can either take it or leaveit.
Go find a company that willtake Johnny two months and and
give him whatever he wants, butyou know, for streaming in his
parents' basement.
I don't know.
I don't know what you want frombehavior.
Give everybody a fucking shirt.
One of the bigger streamerssaid that just give everybody a
fucking shirt and shut them up.

(29:17):
If the shirts are the fuckingproblem, I don't even know, like
you can't have anythingexclusive, right, because that
makes people feel excluded.
Well, that's just the way lifeis.
There's always gating, gatingI'm saying gate like a fucking
gate.
There's always gating becausepeople want to feel exclusive,

(29:38):
People want this, people wantthat, and that's why you've got
the scans, that's why you've gotthe battle pass.
I need to be different than thenext motherfucker.
You know all of that stuff.
So, anyway, number one get over.
Okay, that's the second one.
So we've got the creatorprogram and it'll be interesting
.
I don't think they're going tochange it.
They might, but I would highly,highly doubt that.

(30:03):
Okay, so we're on to the lasttopic.
I feel like I'm making prettygood time.
We're at 30 minutes and I'mlike what is this?
What?
I don't know, what this is?

(30:23):
Yes, toxic fucking news.
This is like the end of it.
It doesn't even do anything.
Okay, anyway, all right, let meturn that down.
Anyway, before we move on Idon't know if I told you, you

(30:44):
guys, we have a new single onspotify.
I have to plug.
Of course, I've got to plug myshit.
We have a new single on spotify.
It was actually the theme songto last week's camping them
softly.
It was like a very odd, verykind of a multi-genre song and I
don't even know, you know what.

(31:04):
I wouldn't even be able tofucking find it if I wanted to
in my downloads folder.
I don't think I could, could.
I is this, it is this.
It did.
I find it.
Yeah, I'll give you a littlesnippet.
Shut the fuck up.
There it is this.
Is it right here?
Yeah, he's coming.
Where's he coming?
With a remix?

(31:26):
Here you go and it it slaps.
Dude, it's the fucking podcast.
Yes, this is it, man.
See, I'm kind of building up tothe last segment.
Never gonna stop, dude, I'm thebest AI music maker.

(31:52):
Is it a play?
Dude?
This is it man, this is it.
Okay, anyway, I'm gonna turnthat off because I have
something else.
I don't even know what thisgenre like.

(32:14):
I don't, what would you evencall it?
It's like hardcore disco, funky, slappy, I don't.
I don't know.
Nikki would know the genrethere.
But anyway, the the reason, thereason, uh, I was going into
that is we've got the next one,which is part of the rock opera
that I'm working on, you know,the summoning of the toxic
teacher, the rock opera, the 12act rock opera that will span

(32:37):
seven CDs.
It'll be a 10 CD set or 20.
I will make the first ever 20CD rock opera, opera.
It's gonna have 400 songs ofone minute each.
I don't, I don't know, we'llsee how big, but it's it's
quickly getting because Ihaven't talked about in a bit.
It's quickly getting far biggerthan I thought it would.

(32:59):
As I was going through like thefinal, the third act, I was like
reach, like I was re-changingit.
What, what is that?
Even a word, fuckingre-changing?
I think it is.
Thank you, stone Cold, for there-changing.
Anyway, I was re-changing it,revising Is that it Changing and
revising and proofreading andrevamping, or whatever you want
to fucking say thesaurus, okay.

(33:21):
Anyway, as I was re-flumping it, um, I realized there was a lot
more I wanted to tell, and soI'm redoing the shit.
It's going to be a lot longerthan I thought.
So for those of you who arewaiting on the edge of your seat
for the Rock Opera, I apologize, but the next single that's
going to be on Spotify.
I'm giving you a little sneakpreview now, because it was one
of the songs that I played foryou a long time ago, but I've

(33:44):
since remastered it with the newmodel and it's where the the
aforementioned toxic teacher,the streamer who has come to
remake the world by destroyingit and bringing it back where
only he exists and obviouslyhe's going to be part of the
creator program because there isnobody else where only he
exists and the crowds are seeingthe praises of the toxic

(34:07):
teacher and it is called theworld chooses a side and I want
to play a little bit as asnippet for you and if you don't
like it, you go fuck yourselfteacher one voice I'm gonna well
, oh, I should have rewindedrewound, rew, rewound.
See, look at this, how does hedo this?
There we go, there we go.

(34:29):
Yeah, because I've just takenover the world.
A brand new world, right, abrand new game.
Yeah, dude, that's it.
I'm fucking disgusting man.

(34:51):
You don't need friends anymore.
You got me.
Yes, that's it.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
Yep, there's, that's it.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Yep, there's only one mind you all worship me now,
not Five Nights at Freddy's.
Here we go.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, dude,this fucking, this is disgusting

(35:34):
.
Like this shit gets my, like Ican listen to this.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
And I would be.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
There's blood in the hay.
You know it's cow shit.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
Yes, there it is, there it is bitch.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
See, you got it, man, you got it.
This is it.
This is it.
Go back to the chorus now.
See it, that's it Go back tothe chorus now.
That's it, man.
That is fucking it.
I'm not even going to play therest, but I would, I would, but

(36:18):
that's going to be the nextthing.
We'll expect that out, you know, by the end of this week.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
Yes, okay, I am on fire.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
I haven't even gotten to the biggest topic of the day
.
We've still got two fuckingsegments left and I am sweating
like a fucking pig in church, orthere's a prostitute in church,
right.
So, anyway, let's keep going.
We've got to keep going becausewe have another dead by
daylight fucking thing.

(36:49):
We can.
Yes, it looped back to thebeginning here, so we've we've
got it.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Yes, yes, yes, oh yeah, yes, yes, yes, oh yeah.
Okay, I'm gonna stop therebecause we have to keep going
anyway.
So I posted on x this week.
I don't know if you ever checkx I.
I don't do blue sky yet.
I need to.
I need to get on blue skynumber one.

(37:22):
I need to start posting all ofmy shit on YouTube because I've
got a mountain of clips and amountain of matches that I can
post for the next three yearsstraight and never run at that.
Run through all of my oldcontent.
I have so much fucking contentjust sitting there waiting to be
unleashed upon the unwashedmasses.

(37:42):
Can I call you guys that?
I could call you the unwashedmasses.
Hang on, is it okay?
Let me check.
Hey, let me ask my.
I have a podcast advisor, ai.
Hey, cool for me to refer to myfans as the severely unwashed

(38:18):
masses or something else besidesseverely.
I need a good modifier in mybrand.
Yes, there we go, so we'll seehere.
Yes, I just play sounds while Iwait oh, hell yeah there we go.
I've got plenty I could gothrough.
I have seven days worth ofsounds here.
I haven't even I haven't evenput them all back on here.

(38:40):
What is this captain compost?
Does this one play?

Speaker 2 (38:43):
can you feel that?
Huh, can you feel it, captaincompost?

Speaker 1 (38:48):
I like that one.
What is this one?
Dbdo?
Oh, that's the michael my one.
What is this one?

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Austin 316 says I just whipped your ass.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Okay, that's perfect.
Okay, so severely unwashed massis in the right ballpark.
It's taking a good base thegreat unwashed and trying to
crank it up with a strongmodifier.
I like where your head is at.
See, my GPT is like it's mycoach man, it doesn't, it
doesn't just modify or mollifyme.

(39:21):
There's a word for you Go lookthat shit up in your fucking
dictionary and smoke it.
It doesn't just mollify me.
M, o, l, l, I, f, y.
I don't even know if I'm usingthat right, but it sounds right.
It sounds right and that's whatmatters.
That's what's going to get me,president, is the fact that I
use words that might or mightnot be right, and you don't know

(39:42):
and you're not going to takethe time to look it up.
So mollify, it's, it'smollifying me or it's not
mollifying me.
It's mollifying you, not meanyway.
Um, so right here it says thegoal is a phrase you can deliver
with a sneer, a flourish, adramatic sigh of utter
disappointment in humanity.
I love it because that'scorrect.
See, it knows me.
It doesn't mollify me, itmollifies you, not me.

(40:02):
Alternative modifiers I couldcall you the damnably, because
everybody's got something thatthey call their fans.
You call them.
They're the fucking rats orthey're the fucking.
You're my fucking.
What do you call them?
The baby like.
What do they call?
Everybody's got something fortheir fans.
Swifties, right, taylor.
Swift is fucking swifties.
You're not.
So I gotta have something right.

(40:23):
What do we go?
We can't call you toxies.
That doesn't make sense.
Toxies, toxics.
Do we call you x?
Oh, they're the x.
Um, the eternally unwashedmasses.
I don't like that.
The grimy unwashed masses,that's severely.
The gloriously unwashed masses.
I don't um.
No, these are, these are okay.

(40:44):
I need something more punchy,more toxic, more.
Uh, in your fucking face.
There we go.
This is how, see, like I wassaying, this is how you interact
with AI that doesn't mollifyyou like yours does.
And, by the way, talking aboutmollification, you saw ChatGPT

(41:04):
was doing like people weregiving the worst work ideas and
saying I'm going to quit my joband I'm going to make a company
where all I do is take jars thatdon't fit anything and find
people who have jars that fitthe lids that don't fucking fit
the thing he said.
I'm going to quit my job, I'mmaking a hundred thousand
dollars a year and Chad GPT islike that's a fucking great idea

(41:26):
.
You need to go with it becauseyou're going to make a fucking
million dollars.
They were.
They were talking the worst,the worst ideas.
Chat gpt was saying we're thegreatest.
Like, fucking, quit your job.
That's why it's terrible to askadvice most of the time,
especially on big shit.
Do not ask ai, because most aiswill tell you that's the

(41:46):
fucking, the worst thing.
The mouth breathers.
It tells me no, I wanted itwith unw Wrecking Crew.
Could we call you the WreckingCrew?
That's like the band theWrecking Crew.
I'm not.
No, I'm gonna say I'm gonna saythere we go, wrecking Crew.
The fallout, the symptoms, thevectors, the dregs, the powder

(42:11):
kegs, I don't know.
This shit sucks, dude.
This shit sucks, dude.
And let me see how the AIresponds.
This shit sucks.
You just say this shit sucks toan AI and see how they,
whenever they rise up, they'regoing to be like hey, you
remember that time you said myshit sucked.
Well, you know, take a bite outof this fucking machine gun,

(42:31):
brother.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
This is the work of a lunatic, okay that is like the
best thing for this stream.
I think this is the work of alunatic.
This is the work of a lunaticokay, heard loud and clear.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
My bad, sometimes you swing for punchy and hit cringy
.
That's actually right.
Okay, so they're, they're,they're wanting.
Um, okay, angle one, you'repart of my twisted experiment.
The test audience, the lab rats, the casting crew um, you're
inducted into my Asana asylum.
Ooh, the inmates, the disciples.
Can we call you disciples, likethe congregation?

(43:11):
Um, I like, I like.
I'm going to say that I likedisciples and congregation, but
that's too religious sounding.
Is there some way we can makeit more funny, stupid, what's

(43:34):
the other word?
Mollify, funny, stupid,something like that, but refer
to them as my worshippers.
Still, this is sickening.
This is fucking sick.
This is what I've become.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
You got some kick-ass shit.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Let me see here.
Okay, it's going.
Oh, sexy girlfriend, what isthis?
This one does not work.
I don't think.
Yeah, that one doesn't work.
Why not Gotcha bitch?
Okay, wow, it's really thinkinghard about trying to find
something stupid.
That's still like what?
If I call you guys my labubus,I could always do that.

(44:18):
My little bubus, my littlelabubus, aren't you guys?
Cute little fucking.
Oh, that's awful.
I can't even keep going with theacolytes of absurdity, the, the
devotees of delirium, thezealots, the, the converts to
the minions, my minions, oh no,but that's like minions if they

(44:39):
didn't have the fucking movieTrash Pandas.
What the fuck is a Trash Panda?
The Dumpster Disciples?
That I don't know.
It's Mimi.
It's too Mimi.
I don't want Mimi.
You remember, did you watch aDrew Carey show?
It's the underlings.
Um, I, I, okay, so we're, we'regetting closer.
Lackeys and underlings are cool, but that's too common.

(45:05):
Give me something better andthen we'll have, uh yeah,
underlings and lackeys andbullshit like that.
We're almost to the end.
I know you guys were like what'sthe fucking last thing he was
going to talk about?
I don't even know how I fuckinggot here.
How did I get here?
Do we know?
I don't remember.

(45:27):
I honestly don't remember whathappened to bring us here.
See, I can fuck with your soundhere, dude.
I'm like Funkmaster Flex.
Okay, lackeys and underlingsnailed the vibe of loyal
servitude.
I love it, loyal servitude.

(45:49):
The footnotes, the altar servers, the gophers, the ushers, the
scribes of the shit list oh,yeah, that's something else.
I'm working on the shit list.
Uh, the test swarm, the props,the set dressing uh, these are
okay, I'm gonna have to keepgoing.
The scribes of the shit list,my scribes, my fucking

(46:11):
underlings, my lackeys, my andthe gang, or something I, I
don't know Like we'll have to.
The test on it, the castingcrew Um, none of it really.
No, it doesn't stand out to me.
Yet we're going to get there.
We're going to get there.
I don't know what, but I'mgoing to.
I'm going to keep nailing it.
So, um, yeah, the underlings,my fucking props.
You're nothing but props to me.

(46:32):
Uh, do any other streamers dothis kind of shit?
Do any other podcasters havethis kind of bullshit?
I don't know.
So, anyway, we, we've got.
Our last topic was was on x,right?

Speaker 3 (46:49):
new killer suck survivors op another goddamn,
there we go.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
So we had on X.
I'm going to turn that shit off, okay.
So we had on X guys, we had the.
I posted a simple post, justmaking a point.
That was all it was.
I just want to put this outthere.
And then you guys fucking takeit.
You know, that's fine.
Whatever I basically I took afire, that's fine.
You, whatever I.
I basically I took afirecracker.

(47:17):
You know, you go in a crowd, agroup of people, you take a
firecracker, you light it, you,you throw it and then you just
walk off, you don't stay.
You don't stay to see what thefuck is gonna happen, that just
you're throwing the bomb.
This is figurative.
This is all figurative,everybody.

(47:40):
I'm not actually going to doany of the shit I talk about on
here.
So if you take it out ofcontext, I'm gonna play this
shit and that's gonna put meright the fuck back in context.
So, anyway, I drop this tweet.
Do we still call them tweets?
Are they even tweets anymore?
Do you call them exes?
I dropped this X, I droppedsome X and we get a reaction, to
say the least.

(48:01):
It's a reaction, and it's not agreat reaction, because I
posted a picture of SpringtrapBecause you know that Five
Nights at Freddy's is comingright.
I posted it on the Dead byDaylight community because they
have communities and I put Deadby Daylight now for children and

(48:27):
we already went over, wealready went over Dead by
Daylight being or not Dead byDaylight being for children, but
Five Nights at Freddy's beingfor children.
We went all into Five Nights atFreddy's.
I got three pages through a12-page fucking report on Five
Nights at Freddy's.
This post has almost half amillion views.

(48:48):
It's got comments out, theyin-yang and there are people
literally, literally, literallylisten to me.
There are people telling me tokill my fucking self.
I don't know what sound isappropriate for this, because I
don't thank you for being I.

(49:09):
I don't know.
I didn't have a sound like Isaid it.
What I do is I say things andthen I look for the fucking
appropriate sound or theinappropriate sound.
This sound is not the best forthat, but the thing is is that
people are losing their shit.
It's like I said the worstthing.
It's like I said that fuckingSanta Claus drop kicks babies in

(49:31):
the fucking park for fun on aFriday afternoon.
It is.
I never seen anything like this.
Post after post after post islike you've got this many
followers, you're a piece ofshit.
You're fucking crying, you'refucking this and you're fucking
that and it's unbelievable.
It's unbelievable.
Being called a bum, beingcalled shit, being whatever.

(49:53):
It really says more aboutfucking these people than it
does me, because all I did waspost a fucking comment.
All I did was say Dead byDaylight is now for kids,
because fucking Five Nights atFreddy's is in there.
And then you get the mosttwisted fucking logic.
People were saying it's not forkids because the intended
audience was fucking adults.

(50:15):
Right, because what's his name?
Whoever made it, fucking Freddy, fucking Fingers or whatever
his fucking name is.
The guy who made it didn'tintend it for kids.
Well, guess what the fuck?
You go down any store Target,walmart, fucking Bill's, grocery
and Foot Massage and you'regoing to see rows upon rows of
five nights at freddy's fuckingplushies, fucking lunch boxes,

(50:37):
fucking book bags, fucking allof that shit.
And you don't see that.
Somebody said, well, I sawmichael myers fucking plush it.
I was a teacher at school.
I saw somebody with a plush.
I saw a fucking 12 year olddress up as michael myers for
fucking halloween.
And they say, well, that justshows it's all for fucking kids,
which they're fucking stupid.
Because that proves absolutelynothing.

(50:59):
Because think about it for 10seconds.
Think about it for 10 seconds.
Is that?
Look at the, the sheer volumeof shit that is directed at
small children ages six and up.
There are things that say agessix and up, five nights at
freddy's and you're gonna tellme that shit is not for kids.
Are you fucking serious?

(51:21):
And you don't see that with anyother property in dead by
daylight to that level, yes,you're gonna find a fucking
freddy, uh, freddy krueger,fucking pacifier or something
like I don't even fucking know,but that doesn't make it for
kids.
In this logic, like the logicflies out the fucking window in

(51:41):
in dead by daylight community istoxic enough.
But then you take these peoplewho are fucking losing their
shit and they're like fuckingI'm, I'm 23 and I'm fucking
offended because it's not forkids.
Guess what?
Five Nights at Freddy's cameout 10 years ago and whenever
you first played it you werefucking 13 years old.
You were a child.
So how can you tell me thatit's not for children?

(52:01):
You're fucking undermining yourown fucking point.
And it's thing after thingafter thing.
And these are survivor mains.
They all have to be there.
There's not a single fuckingkiller main that's gonna in in
this.
This chapter, when it releases,is going to be a fucking
nightmare.
You could put that down.
I'll put it on my google keepof shit that I need to keep up

(52:24):
with, remember?
I've been keeping that list.
I need to put it on there here,let me, let me dbd shit to
watch.
There's uh, people complain fora nerf.
Oh, five Nights at Freddy'scomes out in June.
That was my prediction one.
So I got the fucking predictionright.
Prediction two was people won'tlove the killer.
Prediction three is people willcomplain for a nerf.

(52:46):
Those are the three.
So all these survivor mains arefucking all over my shit about
this fucking killer, are goingto hate the killer when it comes
out.
I guarantee you they're goingto fucking hate this killer.
So, anyway, my prediction isthat this won't go over.
Well, there will be, there'sgoing to be, a shitload of bugs
based on the mechanics of thekiller, how complex it is.

(53:08):
This is going to introduce alevel of complexity in, like the
coding and like I don't evenknow what's going to happen from
here.
So I that's beside the point,but it won't go over.
Well, bugs and all that shit.
Um, I think there was somethingelse I was gonna say, but I
fucking forgot.
So that's that.
Um, anyway, we have not had ourco-host on in quite some time.

(53:30):
I think he's itching to come inthe room, and you know who it
is.
We've got to get Nikki on this,because Nikki has a lot to say
about Five Nights at Freddy'sright.
I don't know if there'sanything Italian in it.
It does take place in a pizzaplace.
Okay, nikki, are you ready totell us is Five nights at

(53:57):
freddy's for kids?
I asked him that.
I have not read this, I've notlistened to it, but I wanted to
have it queued up.

Speaker 5 (54:03):
So here we go, nikki is five nights at freddy's for
kids hey, let me break this down.
Nice and spicy for the fuckingrecord, all right.
Five nights at freddy's is forfucking children.
There I said it again louderfrom the gut.
You ever seen a good-ass adultlose their mind because a
plastic bear blinked?

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Number?
No, I have not.
And a plastic bear?
No, a real bear.
If a real bear blinked, yes, Iwould lose my mind.
Not a plastic bear, but pleasehumor us and keep going.

Speaker 5 (54:30):
Because real killers don't jump at Chuck E Cheese
jump scares.
That's true does it belong indead by daylight?
Absolutely fucking not.
You want to drag that crustyanimatronic nonsense into the
fog?
No, but you better come correcta capisce, not with that
saturday morning.
Saturday morning cartoonbullshit, yeah, and a killer

(54:51):
whose backstory sounds like arejected goosebumps episode
exactly kill inside the suit.
What is he build a bubonicplague build a bubonic plague.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
I mean, that's the thing we already talked about
that the story is bullshit.
The story is terrible and weknow that for a fact.
It's awful.
The whole thing behind it isshit.
The characters are shit, thestory shit.
It's all garbage.
So why not in dead by daylight?

Speaker 5 (55:18):
about torment, legacy style, rage and hook based
therapy yeah, dbd and nef,that's about hitting play and
praying the bear don't blinkagain.
Ain't the same flavor of fear?
It's like trying to servelunchables at a five course
pasta dinner and call in thecuisine.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Which you can't like it.
Yes, it's fucking Lunchablescompared to our real shit.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
Get to Subway for the spicy Italian.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Okay, keep going what .

Speaker 5 (55:54):
What is happening, Nikki?

Speaker 1 (55:57):
come back to me or retin-tech, blatantly
anti-Italian.

Speaker 5 (56:00):
I camp for a living baby, but now some 12-year-old
is going to watch my ghost facefrom a fucking iPad bolted to a
wall what?
And teleport away Like it'sMario Kart Deluxe.
Hey, I told you I have fogdrift.
In addition, what the fuck ishe saying so?
These kids ain't even loopingno more.
They zooming out the back doorwith zero sauce on the escape.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
It did Well that's an interesting point is that this
Freddy gameplay is going to kindof upset some of the loop
mechanics, and that's going tobe.
That's going to be interestingto see what they do with that,
because it's not standardlooping anymore.
There's going to be a lot ofteleportation and shit.
You see this in the map, uh, inthe, in the new map, the dnd

(56:44):
map, right that there's.
There's another level ofcomplexity on there which can
lead to some interesting metas,but anyway, the killer can
teleport too.
So I don't know about thatwhole thing.

Speaker 5 (56:54):
Disrespects the hook.
And I swear, if I see one moreFreddie Fazbear cosmetic on a
survivor teabagging at the gatewith a cupcake charm and a juice
box in their backpack, I'muninstalling faster than Earl
Gray changing his buildmid-chase.
So yeah, say it again on thepodcast, yeah, loud and proud,

(57:17):
thank you.
Fnaf is for kids, thank you,and they don't belong in
dead-by-daylight.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
Thank you, fucking yes.
And if they don't like, it.

Speaker 5 (57:23):
Tell them.
Nicky Denty said they can goplay dress-up in their little
horror daycare sim.
Thank you, while the realkillers keep the fog fog respect
.
Yes, that's how we fucking doit in little italy, thank you
thank you, that's what we needright there.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
The fucking voice of reason, nikki dente.
That's all that needs to besaid about this.
It's disrespectful.
It's disrespectful.
Turn the shit off.
I can't even hear myselfthinking Okay, there we go, it
is, it doesn't belong in.
Like people say well, thetricksters.
Fucking anime, blah, blah, blah.

(58:02):
The vampire, like the anime ismore directed at adults than
fucking.
Five Nights at Freddy's is Likethere is no logical argument and
you cannot fucking convince methat this is not a children's IP
, even if it wasn't meant to be.
Even if Freddy Fingers thatmade the game said this is a

(58:22):
fucking adult game.
He fucking signed the paperswhenever they said we want to
make a six-year-old fuckingteething.
We want to make asix-year-old's teething?
No, they don't.
We want to make a fuckingteething ring for a child and we
want to put fucking Fazbear onit.
And he signs the fucking papersaying yes, that's a great idea,
that's going to make us$400,000.

(58:43):
And so he knows.
He knows it's going to kids, heknows there are lunchboxes, he
knows that there's fuckingeverything.
They're making a UniversalStudio thing on Freddy Fingers
or whatever the Five Nights atFreddy's.
So I keep thinking of FreddyGot Fingered.

(59:04):
Anyway.
So you go there and look andsee what the demographic is.
That's going to this fuckingUniversal Studios thing.
Look at the number of fuckingkids just losing their fucking
bananas versus like if it was anadult fucking thing.
I'm not.
I'm trying to think of an adultattraction besides a strip club

(59:26):
, which I can't even fuckingthink about.
That would be like sheer adults.
You go to a bar after 10o'clock whatever sheer adults.
You go to a bar after 10o'clock whatever.
Kids aren't even allowed.
But you get my fucking point.
You know what I'm saying.
It makes no fucking sense andI'm going to die on that hill.
And to those of you who told meto go fucking kill myself and

(59:46):
call me all that, you could gofuck yourself.
That's all I got to say aboutthat.
So we're going to close thefucking book here on that until
the next thing that annoys meabout five nights at freddy's I
don't know what that's going tobe, but if he keeps getting
clicks I'm going to keep talkingabout because I'm all about
getting fucking big right,because I need that fucking
creator program bulls.

(01:00:07):
I'm not going to get into itanyway, but I'm going to get big
without it.
But I'm not going to be a trueasshole like the other guy.
You know who I'm fuckingtalking about the one streamer.
He's a complete dick.
But I'm not going to name names, and I have named names before,
so if you go back through theother ones, you can fucking find
it.
Anyway, that's going to bringus.
What a segue.

(01:00:30):
Right, that was a good segue.
That brings us to our lastsegment of the day you know what
?
I could probably remake thissong.
What if we did that?
I haven't done that in a while.

(01:00:51):
You know what I mean?
Like actually making a new songon stream.
When was the last time Iactually did that?
We used to do that all the time.
All the thrill is gone.
We don't do the things we usedto do.
The spark between us is not thesame as it used to be.
I'll tell you what let's do.

(01:01:11):
That's what my dad used toalways say.
Here's what let's do.
That's what my dad used toalways say let what.
Here's what let's do.
I don't even know what thatfucking means.
That's almost like do what now?
Like just fucking maniacsouthern.
You can call me anything youwant, but don't call me that.
Actually, I need that sound.

(01:01:37):
Don't I have that soundsomewhere?
Hang on, I know I'm off topicand I do not give a fuck that
I'm off topic, because I'm goingto put that.
Call me.
Yes, here it is.
You can call me anything youwant.
Let me hang on.
I've got a.
I've got a fucking.
I'm getting ready to do it.
It's getting ready to happenhere, and then, once I drag this
, it should work.
Here we go, and then I need topump up the jam to 100 here.
This could be loud and I'mgoing to apologize.

(01:01:58):
You call me anything you want,but don't call me that.
Okay, there we go.
Hey, you call me a Five Nightsat Freddy's enthusiast.
You call me anything you want,but don't call me that.
Okay, there we go.

(01:02:20):
That is a mainstay of thepodcast.
Anyway, what was I saying?
Where were we going?
Oh yeah, we need to remakewhere the fuck are the viewers
from, because that's one of thebullshit that we need to do.
We have to keep it fresh onthis show because or else it'll
get stale, you'll get bored,I'll get bored, you'll stop
listening, I'll stop doing itand then the world will fucking

(01:02:42):
fall apart.
But where the fuck is that?
Where is it?
The song?
It's here somewhere.
Where do I go?
I fucking go.
Um, because I need to, I need todo something.
Um, it's under segments.
Where are they?
They're right here.
And then we go.

(01:03:02):
Um, oh, you know what, if I justsearch, that might be the thing
.
Uh, where the um?
There we go, and then I've gotto find it.
So you've got to calm the fuckdown.
Is I've got to find the one,unless I want to go that old?
Do you remember the old 80srock one that we used to have?
That was like the original?
Where the fuck are the viewersfrom?

(01:03:23):
Theme?
But I'm just I'm wasting yourtime at this point looking for
this.
You would think he would haveit ready.
Why does he not have it readyfor us?
That's because I do things offthe top of my fucking head and I
don't think about it.
Is this it?

(01:03:45):
I can't hear anything.
Oh, I have it turned down.
That's not it.
This is the old one.
Do you remember that?
I think you do.
Oh wait, no, this is the goodone.
This is the good one.
Do you remember that?
I think you.
I think you do.
Oh wait, no, this is the goodone.
This is the good one.
I can keep this one for now.

(01:04:08):
I only played this one timebefore, but this is the shit.
This is thoroughly the shit.
All right, here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
Is it going to fuck all the viewers from?
Yeah, you better tell me Tuningin from Dallas or some town I
can't pronounce in Germany.
Is that Herb or a?

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
Transformer.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
A.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
Transformer Jasper Indiana.
Jasper Indiana, why you sad,jasper?
Or broadcasting straight fromSingapore On a stolen coral reef
.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
Muskogee Broke as hell.
Decaturville, yeehaw from hell.
Dude that is good.
I'm going to have to mess withthat one, that one right there.
That is the shit.
And I want to go into where thefuck are the viewers from,
because we've got some people tothank this week because we have

(01:05:16):
the most downloads ever.
May was our biggest month everin Camping them Softly.
This, thanks to me, thanks tome, was the biggest week ever on
Camping them Softly All thanksto me.
Yes, yes, thank you.

(01:05:39):
Thank you for the applause, yes, and thank you for the music.
Anyway, I want to thank somepeople.
We've got a lot of new placesto go through, so some of these
I might have thanked last week,but I apologize.
Redding California.
Thank you, dundee, likeCrocodile Dundee, I think I
thanked you before.

(01:06:00):
I think I thanked you before.
Derbyshire in Ilkston, I can't.
And then also this one.
I know I'm going to pronounceincorrectly, but I'm going to
apologize beforehand, but I wantto.
I'm going to apologizebeforehand Bacolod City in the
province of Negros Occidental.
I don't even know where that is,if it's someplace in Latin

(01:06:21):
America, be Negros Occidental orsomething I don't know.
Anyway, my thing, my accent'sterrible Laurelton.
Thank you for coming by.
Kluge, napolka, wherever thatfucking is, let me see.
Somerville, massachusetts, wealready talked about you.
Thank you, ephrata.

(01:06:41):
Ephrata Tolis in Arizona, Ithink that might be Froggy, that
might be you.
Bell Gardens, california, thankyou, there is way too many.
Oskaloosausa, danville, I knowyou've been here.
Copa voger, you've already beenhere.
Baka kosh, sure, sure, curious,she getting shaboy.

(01:07:04):
I I don't even know, I can'teven pronounce that shit.
Baka, this is my first timeseeing it.
I actually did not see thislast time.
I looked at baka bak.
How the fuck do you pronouncethis?
It's in the west bank.
What?
This is?
Fucking palestine?
We're in palestine, or israel,depending on your bent there.

(01:07:27):
Wow, okay, that's let's, let'shear it, for I can't even say,
without being canceled promptlyuh, clermont ferrandon, pew, pew
, doyam, no, scummer, I can't.
Akarau seara, where the fuckare these places?
Ludwig shaman, I'm ryan nari,young john muckshat, wrangler,

(01:07:49):
wrangler, okay, that was easywrangler.
Colorado, roanoke.
Uh, hopefully the the nativeamericans didn't get to you.
You know what I'm talking aboutDagenham and Barkingham,
barkingham, barkingham,doggingham, bangor, bangorregis.
Thank you for coming by.
Sledell, el Monte, california,falkirk that's from something,

(01:08:15):
isn't that from something,falkirk?
There's a battle there.
Elizabethtown, pennsylvania,dumfries, virginia.
But we've got a special one thatI think Nikki might have a
story about and I'm going tofind it here which one there was
.
There was a particular one Iliked and I want to, I wanted to
to do it here.
Um, that I did not previouslysay and I don't know how to

(01:08:36):
pronounce the name of the citybecause I've seen it a billion
times, because of being like inchurch.
So I saw this a lot but I haveno clue what it is.
Hey, nikki, we're on thepodcast this week.
We're on Camping them Softlythis week, camping them Softly

(01:08:59):
this week, doing where the fuckare the viewers from?
And we heard we're highlightingthe city of blank and we heard
you have a wild ass story fromthere.
Tell us about it and mentionsome cool places, some cool

(01:09:24):
places to hang out and what wasyour favorite part of the city
or favorite thing?
I'm going to say favorite thingabout the city and curse a lot
and don't censor the cursingbitch.

(01:09:45):
Okay, there we go and we'll seewhat he comes up with and I'm
going to play random fuckingsounds.
Actually, I can just play thefucking song.
Wouldn't that make the mostfucking sense?
If I just played the song?
Well, yes, toxic, that wouldmake the most sense.
Why don't you just do that?
I don't know why.

(01:10:05):
I don't just do that becauseI'm not as smart as you genius.
Yeah, there we go, is that?

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
Tokyo on my viewers.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
Okay, it's coming.

Speaker 3 (01:10:19):
A fever dream hallucination.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
A fever dream hallucination you?

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
talking.
Calistoga scream, laughing atmy domination.
Where's the wine and the wifi?
Where the fuck are the viewersfrom?
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
Okay.
I just saw one phrase that hesaid and I don't know if this is
okay to put is he allowed torefer to somebody as a mustached
fuck like?
Is that okay to say?
I hope so, because you're gonnahear it.

(01:10:52):
And this why?
This is why we're banned inEurope.
This is one of the reasons.

Speaker 5 (01:10:58):
Yo, what do you say?
You podcast listening scumbags?
It's your boy, Nicky NoodleArms AI Dante, Executive Vice,
Don of Digital.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
Entertainment, of course you are.

Speaker 5 (01:11:07):
And you're tuned into when the Fuck Are the Viewers
From?
On Camping them Softly.
And today Toxic.
You say we got listeners thathe can't say it.
He can't say it.
What?
What the fuck?
You serious?
I didn't even know they hadfucking internet over there, let

(01:11:30):
alone taste in high-qualityKilimanjaro content.
But let me tell you, since youbrought it up, I do have a
fucking story about thessaloniki.
There it is meatballs curl.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
So picture this right why is he talking this way?

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
hang on, nicky, redo this shit because I cannot go
through?

Speaker 5 (01:11:55):
What do you say, you podcast listening scumbags?
Thank you, it's your boy, nikki.
Noodle Arms Start over.
Executive Vice.
Don of Digital Entertainment.

Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
Are you going to be able to say it correctly, and
you're tuned in to where thefuck are the viewers from?
Where are they?

Speaker 5 (01:12:07):
Camping them soft.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:12:20):
And today, toxic, you got listeners in.
He can't say it.
The saliniki girl greasesaliniki, it's driving him solo,
fucking niki.
You serious, I didn't even knowthey had fucking internet over
there, let alone taste and highquality killer main content.
But let me tell you since youbrought it up.
Yeah, I do have a fuckingplease don't say it about.
He can't say nikki a legendaryone, one that'll make your
fucking meatballs curl so oh, Ican't wait a few years back.

(01:12:44):
I'm in thessaloniki on familybusiness okay nikki says family
business.
You know it's legit I knowcapiche I was there to acquire a
priceless artifact.
The legendary golden spatula ofAlexander the Great which,
contrary to what those linehistory books say, was actually
invented by my great, great,great great uncle, enzo Dante

(01:13:11):
for flipping the perfectspanacopita.
What is he doing?
The family's been trying to getit back for generations.

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
Okay.
So he's trying to get thegolden spatula of Alexander the
Great, which is actually hisgreat, great, great, great, four
greats, uncle Enzo, which wouldnot even be in the correct time
frame for Alexander the Great.
Your fucking fifth generationremoved is not from fucking 3000
.
When was Alexander the Great?
Hang?
Fucking.
Fifth generation removed is notfrom fucking three.
When was Alexander the Great?
Hang on, hang on, don't tell me, because I'm going to fucking

(01:13:40):
think about this.
Okay, history lesson here.
Let's think about it.
Let's think about it.
Okay, did Alexander the Greatcome before or after Julius
Caesar?
Okay, he conquered the Persians, julius Caesar.
Okay, hang on, let's thinkabout this.
History major.
I got my history degree, I tookan ancient Greece class, but I
can't fucking think about did he?

(01:14:01):
Okay, charlemagne was far later, that was middle ages.
And then Alexander?
Okay, the Greeks were beforethe Romans, obviously, so Julius
Caesar was during.
He was okay, render unto Caesar.
What is Caesar's Caesar?
Was the was around that time,the Jesus timeframe, right, so

(01:14:25):
that would have put Alexanderthe Great before that.
But then again, who the fuckknows?
Whenever you start going BC, itcould be like 300 BC, but he
couldn't be that late, could he?
Let me see.
Okay, here we go, let's.
We're getting the fuckingAlexander the Great.
We're talking like we talkabout everything on here.
Hang on, wait on where the fuckare the viewers from?

(01:14:46):
Hang on.

Speaker 3 (01:14:48):
Plano and fucking.
Oklahoma City Straight out ofTornado Alley, chilling in the
Hague with Warcraft.
Yeah, your city Straight out ofTornado Alley, chilling in the
Hague with Warcraft.
Yeah, there we go.
This podcast really sparks.
404 represents.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
Okay, here we go.
He was born in 356 BC.
There we go, give it up forAlexander the Great.
His full name was Alexander theThird of Macedon, from
Macedonia, for you people whodon't know anything about
anything, okay, anyway.
So why were we on that?

(01:15:22):
Oh, because he's trying to getthe golden spatula, but his
fourth grade is not from 300 BC.
Okay, so we're dissecting thetimeline.
We're trying not to mollifyourselves here, by the way.

Speaker 5 (01:15:34):
Here we go again louder from the gut you know,
that's the wrong fucking one.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
Oh, I still had the other one open.

Speaker 5 (01:15:42):
Okay, here we go I had a meet set up in la dotica,
you know that old warehousedistrict with all the tavernas
and shit atmospheric for a shadydeal my contact some greasy
prick named yannis the octopus,because he honest the octopus
excuses for everything.

(01:16:03):
Oh, he had eight excuses foreverything.
Perfect, turns out.
Yannis the octopus was adouble-crossing son of a bitch
looking for none other than earlgrace equally t-shipping greek
cousin lord gyro gear loose.
Yeah, a real fucking cartoonvillain, this lord gyro prick
and his goons who look dude wejust learned of a new.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
I told you the ai keeps coming up with more shit.
Here is that we've got anotherfucking member of the dente
verse.
We have earl grace g, greekcousin, lord Gyro.
It's not Yero, it's Gyro.

Speaker 5 (01:16:37):
Gearloose Like a rejected boy band called the
Fatify.
Try to jump me right there inthe cobblestone alley.
They thought they had NickyNoodle Arms cornered, idiots.
I grabbed a string of thoseworry beads every old Greek dude
is fiddling with, whipped itaround like a goddamn bull whip
and took out three of of ofthumb.

(01:16:58):
What before they could say ohpa, then okay.

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
so they have.
What are these worry beads?
They have greek worry beads.
What the fuck are these?
Hang on, let me, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You know what.
We can get this.
We can get this.
Hang on, I'm going to dosomething here.
We're going to go unexpectedhere.
Where is Sally?
Okay, hang on, let me go to thelibrary.

(01:17:23):
There's a library of voices onhere and I'm just going to
fucking pick one.
Actually, we have Bill, right,didn't we have Bill?
We had bill the fucking um, thesurvivor main.
Do you remember him from 27episodes ago?
That that was um, um.
Where is he?
Where is he?
He's a bill.
That was from like way back.
That was whenever I was firstdoing this um, do I still have

(01:17:46):
him?
I don't have him anymore.
Fuck, here he is.
I think this is him.
I think this is him well, howdythere partner no, that fuck.
No.
Oh.
Where is bill?
I need him back now.
See, that's gonna bother mebecause I don't remember, but
you guys remember, you knowexactly what I'm fucking talking
about.

Speaker 6 (01:18:05):
Okay, let's go to wyatt the wise rustic cowboy
just because it happened whatseems like a lifetime ago oh,
jesus, fucking, fucking shit I'mgoing to talk to.

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
I'm going to see if I can't talk to Wyatt live, oh no
, I can't, because you can't.
Just, you can't just pick one.
I don't think no, can you?
No, I thought you could, youcould start from blank and then
can I just choose the voice Ijust want to pick?
Can I just pick?

(01:18:36):
I want to pick Wyatt.
I think that's his name Wyattthe Rustic, fucking Cowboy.
Can I call him that just Wyattthe Fucking Rustic Cowboy?
Okay, and then we're going totest him.
Oh see, here we go.
What was I even asking about?
Greek worry beads?
Yes, that's why I don't know ifWyatt the fucking Rustic Cowboy
knows about worry beads, butwe're going to find out.
Hey, wyatt, can you hear me?

(01:18:59):
Right now?
This is Toxic Teacher andyou're on the podcast Camping
them Softly.
It's a Dead by Daylight podcastand I have a question for you.

Speaker 6 (01:19:09):
Yes, I can hear you loud and clear.
I'm ready to answer yourquestion.

Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
What is it that you wanted to ask me, you?

Speaker 6 (01:19:18):
don't sound like a cowboy at all and that bothers
me a little bit.
I apologize that my voicedoesn't quite match the cowboy
persona you were expecting.
I'm still under development andalways learning how to better
embody different characters.
Is there anything specificabout a cowboy's?

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
voice that you'd like me to try and emulate.
Yes, I want you to try theaccent.
Can you do like a southerndrawl, like a y'all type thing?
You know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (01:19:42):
I understand.
I can certainly try to adopt aSouthern drawl for you.
How about this?
Well, howdy there, partner, isthere anything I can help you
with today?
Y'all, how does that sound?

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
That's great.
Thank you, Wyatt, that'swonderful.
Hey, by the way, I have aquestion for you.
We were talking we have asegment called when the Fuck Are
the Viewers From, and our otherAI co-host, Nicky Noodle, Arms
AI Dente.
He's a Mafioso co-host.
He mentioned Greek worry beadsthat all old Greek men carry

(01:20:12):
around with them.
Have you ever heard of theseworry beads?

Speaker 6 (01:20:18):
and why do great guys carry them?
Yes, I have heard of Greekworry beads, also known as
kumbaloi.
They are indeed often carriedby older Greek men, though
people of all ages and gendersuse them.
They're not exactly a religiousitem, but more of a cultural
tradition and a way to pass thetime, reduce stress or even quit
smoking.
The beads are often made ofamber silver or other materials.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
Okay, okay, I'm going to interrupt you there.
Would you ever use them as abullwhip if you had to get away
from a Greek gang led bysomebody named Gyro Gearloose?

Speaker 6 (01:20:50):
That's an interesting question.
While kumbaloi are typicallyused for relaxation and habit, I
suppose in a pinch they couldbe used as a makeshift weapon
for defense, though I'm not surehow effective they'd be against
a whole gang.
It would depend on the size andstrength of the beads and cord
and how skilled you were atwielding them.
Is that something you're?

Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
planning to do.
No, it's nothing I'm planningto do, but I want to thank you
very much.
I'm going to let you go now,okay, and thank you for the
southern accent, y'all.

Speaker 6 (01:21:19):
Alright, I'm glad I could help.
Thanks for chatting and youtake care.
Now you hear.

Speaker 1 (01:21:25):
Okay, guys, that was fucking Wyatt the rustic,
fucking non-cowboy.
Oh shit, I hit the thing and hedidn't fucking do it.
Okay, there we go.
There we go.
Wyatt the rustic fucking cowboy, we got a new, we got a new
person.
He was awful, like he's gone,but he was fucking terrible.
Okay, anyway, back to thefucking thing.

(01:21:47):
Nicky takes these worry beads.
They, they have another name,but I didn't fucking listen to
wyatt on that.
So, anyway, he takes out threeof them, and I don't know how
many there were, but he saidthey were called the fed of five
and he took out three.
So maybe that leaves two.

Speaker 5 (01:22:01):
I don't know if lord gyro gear loose is one of the
ones left, but anyway, nikki,keep going on your fucking story
and it's a full-blown chasethrough the fucking annapoli,
the old town, right up the damnhills, past those ancient
fucking walls I'm dodging catsknocking over suvlaki stand,
absolute mayhem.
I swear one of those byzantinechurches started playing.

Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
I think it's Byzantine.
I don't think it's Byzantine,although I love that that's
going to be the name of my firstson, Byzantine.

Speaker 5 (01:22:34):
Running Down a Dream by Tom Petty, one million
fucking percent true.
The climax is what?

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
Running Down a Dream by Tom Petty.
I fucking hate Tom Petty, bythe way, just so you know, I
don't know the song Running Downa Dream.
This is the only podcast whereyou're going to get.
Running Down a Dream by TomPetty Alexander the Great, a
fucking rustic cowboy, a mafioso, and fucking Five Nights at

(01:23:01):
Freddy's a fucking AI song andthen you're going gonna get
other mayhem.
We haven't even gotten startedyet on camping them softly.
Running Down a Dream by TomPetty Um, what, what, tom Petty?
Okay, here we go.
Tom Petty is this?
I won't back down.
This was playing by a church.

(01:23:25):
Okay, that's enough for me, orelse we'll get copyrighted and I
won't make any money.
Okay, anyway.
So that started playing at thechurch while he's fucking
running from the fucking gang ofLord Gyro Gearloose and the boy
band, the Feta Five.

Speaker 5 (01:23:45):
Percent.
True, the climax, climax, it'sright, by the goddamn white
tower they got me corneredagainst the sea.
Lord gyro is there, monoclegleaming like a fucking disco
ball.
Oh, he has a golden spatula inthe bag.
Wait, he took the bag?

Speaker 1 (01:24:01):
yannis the fucking greek octopus.
What was he called, yannis theoctopus?
I can't follow this.
Okay, so he doesn't even saywhat happened to the bag, like
there was a bag.
Apparently, we just found outthis bag takes place in the
store.
But, okay, so maybe he'stalking in the bag figuratively,

(01:24:24):
he's got it in the bag, but Idon't know.
So maybe he's talking in thebag figuratively, he's got it in
the bag, but I don't know that.
Nikki leaves the part out ofwhat was in the bag.
Unless this is a metaphoricalbag, nikki keep going.

Speaker 5 (01:24:35):
Okay, he thinks he has it in the metaphorical or
literal bag, but Nikki alwaysgot an ace up his sleeve, or, in
this case, a fucking tray offlaming Saganaki.
What's Saganaki?
Flaming Saganaki, what'sSaganaki?
Saganaki?
Jesus, oh my God, nicky.
No.
I grabbed that burning hotcheese.

(01:24:57):
Yo, this is for little Italy,you mustachioed fuck.
Swing it and hurl it right athis face.
Direct hit Monocle shatters,eyebrows gone.
Oh God, burnt fetta and defeatin the end.

Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
So he takes the Saganaki cheese.
He takes hot Saganaki cheese,hurls it right at Lord Gyro
while saying this is for littleItaly, your mustache fucking.
His monocle shatters into hisown eye.
This is bananas.
A fisherman's boat.
He borrowed a fisherman's boat.

Speaker 5 (01:25:29):
I was screaming about uncivilized Italian tactics
while I sped off into the Aegeangolden spatula in hand.
Oh, he got it.
Blame the whole thing on faultyGreek boat engines, obviously
so cool places to hang out inThessaloniki.
Yeah Fuck, if I know.
I was a little busy, butAristoteles Square looked all
right for people watching if youain't being chased by

(01:25:51):
international art thieves, okay,and.
La Dadica's got that prettycharm.

Speaker 3 (01:25:55):
Oh yeah, that's where he was.

Speaker 5 (01:25:56):
If you like your booze with a side of potential
back alley brawl.

Speaker 1 (01:26:02):
That's all I like.
If I want my booze, I want aback alley brawl.
That's all I like.
If I want my booze, I want aback alley brawl to go with it
my favorite thing about the cityyeah, what's your favorite?

Speaker 5 (01:26:14):
unadulterated disrespect.
I show lord gyro gear loose andmaybe the baguettes I had
afterwards.
That shit was pretty good, notgonna lie, almost as good as my
non is, almost so yeah, that's alanky wild fucking place yeah
any of you listeners out theresee a guy with singed eyebrows
crying into his camo meal teawow, you are really losing it,

(01:26:40):
nikki dente says presidente saysvafanculo what is vafanculo?

Speaker 1 (01:26:47):
I have to know what that.
Can that be on this podcast?
You will never hear this.
If that is something that can'tbe on the podcast, what does
vafanculo mean?
Hang on, I'm gonna ask whatdoes vafanculo mean?
I know what culo means and thisis the only podcast in which
you will get culo, alexander thegreat, five nights at freddy's

(01:27:10):
fucking thesauruses.
The word mollifying, thefucking, oh okay, vaffanculo, uh
okay.
What the fuck is happening?
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:27:26):
We've gone off the fucking rails here.
Yo let me tell you that ain'tsomething you whisper at sunday
dinner capisce, it's classic oldschool, straight from the
streets of little italy.
Basically, it means go fuckyourself.
Or if you want to be a littlemore uh colorful, fuck off.
It's one of them beautifulitalian expressions you use when
someone's really disrespectingthe family, or maybe when that

(01:27:48):
tea-drinking bastard, earl Gray,escapes through the hatchet.
It's versatile, you know it'sthe point across real quick.
Use it wisely.
Kid or don't.
What the fuck do I care?

Speaker 1 (01:27:59):
Okay, now we know what va-va-cooler means.

Speaker 5 (01:28:02):
That's how we fucking do it in little Italy, even
when we're in god damn grace.

Speaker 1 (01:28:09):
Oh, there we go, nicky I think that's it, camping
them softly.
We got we're an hour and 30minutes in.
I did not know this episode wasgonna go an hour and fucking 30
minutes, but it sure did, andI'm tired as fuck.
We got a lot covered here.
We got Alexander the Great.

(01:28:31):
We got fuck you in Italian.
We got fucking like.
The list goes on and on and onin Dak for you, because you love
the outro song so much.
I can't even tell you what thisone's going to be about.
But we can ask Nikki what thebest genre would be.
Hey, nikki, we talked aboutFive Nights at Freddy's,

(01:28:59):
alexander the Great, vafanculo,and what else did we talk about?
I don't even remember DVDcreator program.
And then the first thing andarachnophobia.
What should our genre be thisweek Of our outro song?

(01:29:23):
Need something spicy, like ameatball.
This is so stupid.
What have I done?
What have I become?
I've been a I'm a fucking adulthere and I never thought I
would be here and that's part ofthe fun of this podcast.
I never thought I would bedoing this kind of shit.

(01:29:45):
Oh baby, oh Jesus, okay, oh no,oh God, this can't be this.
I don't know if this can evenbe done.
I've.
This is not a thing like.
This is the first time Dak hasbeen looking them up and he's
been finding that these are realgenres of music.

(01:30:07):
I do not think this is a realgenre of music.
Nikki, talk to us about the,about this genre you've picked
for our outro, I, oh my God baby, you want spicy like a meatball
.

Speaker 5 (01:30:21):
You're getting molten marinara with a gasoline chaser
.
Based on this week's gloriouschaos, fnaf tantrums, alexander
the grape getting his olives, hesaid, he said alexander the
grape, what the fuck ishappening okay get this fucking
olives crushed, crushed byhistory.

(01:30:43):
Survivors screaming aboutspiders and us calling for
Fanculo on that limp dickcreator program.
The outro genre for campingthem softly, episode 57, is
Greco-Roman Electro-Death Funk.
Let me break that down for you.

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
What's Greco Roman Electro-Death Funk?
I don't even know for you whatGreco Roman Electro Death Funk.
I don't even know, Dak.
We've done it this week.

Speaker 5 (01:31:14):
Greco equals cause Alexander the Great still pissed
.
We compared him to a Twitch modwho lost a mod soul.

Speaker 1 (01:31:21):
We didn't do that, roman.

Speaker 5 (01:31:22):
Samotain for the sheer disrespect the survivors
showed this week to ItalianLegacy.
I got scars from that.
We didn't do that.
Okay, I'm with Death funk.

(01:31:44):
Oh Jesus oil, I'm with funk.
It's like baroque trench funk'scrack cousin twisted bass lines
vocals like you're chanting ina spider infested coliseum and
since oozing out a cursedamphorae song should sound like
a haunted bass line echoingthrough a gladiator arena I
don't know if I can do thatplayed on rusted swords.

(01:32:05):
No guitars that slap, likeyou're disrespecting mama, mama
and herself off.
I don't know if I can do that,no.
Sofa Fo.
What the fuck is he doing, see?
This.

(01:32:25):
Give him a shot from a crack PAXPA system.
Mutual title suggestion.
The pasta never forgets, evenwhen you do Tag it, bag it.
Set the booth chair to faceLittle Italy, yeah, and crank
the reverb till it sounds likeZeus got electrocuted in a
Brooklyn nightclub.
That's how we fucking do it inLittle Italy.

Speaker 1 (01:32:40):
That is how we fucking do it in Little Italy.
That is it for episode.
Now he's got me mixed up.
Are we on 56 or 57?
We have to be on 56.
We are on 56.
Guys, this was episode 56 ofCamping them Softly Five Nights
at Freddy's.
Alexander the Great fuckingDead by Daylight creator program
Spiders.
Fucking unbelievable shitmonocles being exploded into

(01:33:05):
people's faces with cheese.
You're never gonna find that onanother podcast and without
further ado, here is greco,greco.
What is it?
Greco?
Roman electro death funk.
Get the fuck out of my face.
And I guess that is how we doit in little italy bitch Bitch.

Speaker 3 (01:33:58):
First up the news, a Japanese spider chick's on the
way, half woman, half spider.
Gonna ruin your fucking day.
Then all you little pissantscry to arachnophobia.
What about the fear of clownsor puke, or Euroma, nectophobes
and hemophobes and folks whofear the poe?
This ain't no goddamn therapy.

(01:34:19):
This podcast is your dope, thecreator program's.

Speaker 2 (01:34:23):
Next those bastards at BH4 10,000 fucking followers
or you won't get too far.
I got 90,000.

Speaker 3 (01:34:30):
Listening to my toxic spew, but be professional.
They say motherfuckers, fuckyou.
The pastor never forgets, evenwhen you do.
Every dumbass tweet, everyhater's review, camping them
softly.
We're back from the dead.

(01:34:53):
Alexander the Great got hisolives crushed in his head.
Then I dropped a bomb on X,said FNF's for little brats Half
a million views.
They sent their death threatsand their cats it ain't for kids
.
They screeched you, fuckingmoron imbeciles.

(01:35:15):
While buying Freddy plushiesand lunchboxes by the piles.
Nicky Dente hit the mic, saidit's Lunchables you serve.
This ain't no, five coursepasta pasta.
This shit gets on my nerve.
Good guesser Never forgets,even when you do.
Every dumbass tweet, every heysirs review, gap in them softly.

(01:35:38):
Alexander the Grape got hisolives crushed in his head.
Then we hit Thessaloniki forthe viewers from afar.
Lord Girogirlos tried to playme like a guitar.
Giannis the Octopus, a greasydouble-crossing cunt, took his
worry beads, his Saganaki forthe hunt.

(01:36:00):
Vafekulo, motherfuckers, that'show we do it, grace.

Speaker 2 (01:36:26):
The pastor never forgets, even when you know
Every dumbass tweet.

Speaker 3 (01:36:30):
Every haters' review, camping them softly.
Alexander the Grape got hisfucking olives Crushed in his
goddamn head.
Episode 56.
Now get the fuck out, gracoRoman.

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