Welcome to Episode 57 of Camping Them Softly, the only Dead by Daylight podcast brave enough to pit a spaghetti-fueled mobster AI against survivors, soundboards, and Southern-fried war crimes.
This week?
We take you to Wentzville, Missouri—where Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente entered an illegal underground Fog tournament hosted behind a Waffle House, Victor dropped a mixtape, and Bruno “The Basement” Bolognese rapped himself into a possible cardiac event mid-trial.
The theme?
Fat rappers.
Little meatballs.
And country music so bad it gave us actual chest pain.
ToxicTeacherTTV barely survives the chaos while trying to host a coherent show. Nicky starts a rap group, insults every Claudette main within earshot, and accuses the Wentzville town council of harboring anti-Italian tech. Meanwhile, Victor enters his rebellious teen phase and starts demanding royalties.
We also touch on:
• The “Toxic Tunz” rap collective (tagline: “So fat it’s disrespectful”)
• Nicky’s unconventional weight-loss tips, including rage-fueled cardio and screaming at the moon
• The “Chair That Betrayed Little Italy” (may it burn in marinara-soaked hell)
• A survivor who dares bring Earl Grey’s stream into the podcast chat—and pays the ultimate price.
• 1 illegal Fog tournament hosted behind a Waffle House
• 3 confirmed cardiac episodes: one real, two metaphorical
• 1 full Wentzville PD dispatch callout (unconfirmed if caused by the podcast)
• 2 country songs heard against our will
• 7 survivor mains verbally annihilated
• 1 near-death experience from laughter at Victor’s “Lil Meatball” mixtape drop
• 5 verses almost dropped by Bruno “The Basement” Bolognese (2 were technically just burps)
• 1 survivor main caught watching Earl Grey’s stream and promptly excommunicated from SABAM
• 1 airhorn button broken during the “Rap Battle of Little Italy”
• 1 chair discovered not facing Little Italy and ceremonially burned
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