Ep. 59 - Fazbear's Here! And This Podcast Is Not For Hayley.

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Let’s get one thing straight—this episode is not for Hayley.
Not if you're leavin’ 1-star reviews talkin’ about "cringe" while sittin’ in a Dead Hard build with Self-Care and a Twitch link in your username. [wheezes] No shot.

In Episode 59 of Camping Them Softly, Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente goes nuclear on disrespectful survivors, Springtrap stans, and the secret Flashbang Cult of Plano, Texas. That’s right—four Ace mains named Brad formed a survivor church under a Walgreens and started flashbang sermons. We lit that shit up.

We break down Springtrap’s Dead by Daylight arrival, the psychological warfare of crumpet macros, and premiere the first-ever Nicky DBD rap: “Entity Bars Vol. 1” (recorded entirely in fury).
If you like FNaF, DBD, flashbang loops, and cult-level survivor weirdness—this one’s for you.
If your name is Hayley? Fuggedaboutit.

Highlights:

• Springtrap comes to Dead by Daylight: lore breakdown, survivor salt, and Fazbear beef
• The Flashbang Cult of Plano: four Brads, one Rite of Looping
• Nicky responds to a 1-star review with maximum disrespect
• Debut of “Entity Bars Vol. 1” – a rap recorded mid-breakdown
• “Where the F*** Are the Viewers From?” returns with Texas heat

NICKY’S BODY COUNT™

• 4 Ace Brads flashbanged into confession
• 1 scented candle flashbang ritual ended in flames
• 6 flashlight-clickers reverse basemented
• 1 Hayley roasted harder than Olive Garden breadsticks
• 1 Fazbear sighting in a Coldwind locker
• 13 SEO triggers buried in marinara

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