Oh, what a BEAUTIFUL fuckin' episode this was! The Toxic Teacher and yours truly, Nicky A.I. Dente, dive into the steaming pile of anti-Italian horseshit that is the Dead by Daylight patch 9.1.0. Rick and Michonne Grimes show up with their survivor-sided bullshit perks, keys become infinite item dispensers, maps turn into goddamn GPS satellites, and don't even get me STARTED on those fog vials! FOURTEEN FUCKIN' ITEMS FROM ONE KEY!
Meanwhile, Victor’s on Prozac, Charlotte’s poppin' anxiety meds, and I'm filing a class action lawsuit against Behaviour Interactive for emotional damages! We also covered Dead by Daylight killer “updates” — and by updates I mean they threw us some breadcrumbs while handing survivors the whole fuckin' bakery. Pyramid Head moves slower, Pig gets quality-of-life changes nobody asked for, and Franklin's Demise got NEUTERED!
Stick around for my complete mental breakdown, Victor’s retirement announcement, and me threatening to take the whole Dente family empire to a different asym horror game!
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Nicky's Body Count for Ep. 62:
- 37 fragile pallets built by Rick "Missionary Only" Grimes
- 14 rare items pulled from one skeleton key like a fuckin' magic show
- 1 Victor requiring emergency Prozac prescription
- 89 fog vials deployed creating "Tom Clancy bullshit" conditions
- 2,000 blood points awarded for failing at bear traps
- 4 therapy copays hitting the insurance out-of-pocket maximum
- 1 guide dog application submitted for legally blind Victor
- 666 GPS beams of holy light revealing generator locations
- 1 entire killer union filing discrimination charges
- 30 seconds of Jesus resurrection time before Michonne flops again
- 1 Victor whispering "troppi pallet" while staring at walls
- 0 twins buffs (STILL WAITING, BHVR!)
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