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August 13, 2025 111 mins

This week we break the glass on Toxic News and punt survivors straight into the 9.1.1 walk-backs. Kill-switches are flying, tantrums are blooming, and somewhere a Dwight is writing a Reddit essay no one asked for. Then we dive headfirst into The Twins—Victor feral and biting air, Charlotte held together by hate and duty—threaded through the Black Veil like barbed wire on a rosary.

Between rants, we build a cursed newsroom: rap stabs, theme scraps, PUTAIN News happens by accident, and then we Germanize the hook —because obviously. The "regular AI" strolls in around the hour mark to bless the chaos, we slip a Golden Girls sting, and close by cueing an outro that nods back to 9.1.1 like the world’s pettiest victory lap.

Nicky’s Body Count:

  • 1 (maybe imaginary) Victor — ankle-biter airstrikes confirmed.
  • 50 Charlotte callouts — getaway driver energy, zero hugs.
  • 1 evil cult — Black Veil's got more screentime than some killers.
  • 6 mentions of 9.1.1 — walk it back, then walk it back again.
  • 5 kill-switch mentions — BHVR’s big red “oops” button.
  • 500 F-bombs (f*ck + f*cking) — choir practice, CTS edition.
  • 5 “bitch” — seasoning, not the meal.
  • 2 “Thank You for Being a Friend” stings — Golden Girls, golden violence.

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(00:00):
Job Poochon Danube Poochon Toxico.
It's the Pooh jam Poo J news.
You touch my hooks and you saygoodbye Chat's as laughing as I count
to three that's when dooropens like a VIP Camping them bar

(00:23):
Camping them softly all night long.
Toxic teacher Toxic teacherDamn strong.
Hands up Cl.
Hands up.
Put those chins on ice Raisethe hook, pay the price Camping them
softly.

(00:44):
Turn it up tonight.
Oh, there we are.
We're here.
High energy, ready to go on.
Camping them softly.
You're here.
I'm here.
This is it.
We're at episode 60 something.

(01:06):
I. I didn't check.
You know, I never check.
I need to check.
What are we on?
What are we on?
60 something?
We've been, we've been at thisfor quite some time and you would
think if Toxic would take afucking note every once in a while,
he would know.
We're at episode 65.
Now this means.
You know what this means?
Actually, this means that weare now senior citizens.

(01:31):
All of us are senior citizenshere at Camping Them Soft.
You know what?
YouTube doesn't mind about that.
That sound.
They don't care about everyother sound they can't stand, but
that one they're fine with.
I don't know why.
And if it do about it, youknow, that's, that's the one thing.

(01:53):
If it had that, it would be perfect.
I think I'm gonna have to lookfor it, but guess what?
I'm not gonna look for itright now.
Normally I would, but today Iwon't because we have so much to
talk about.
Remember, this is the part twoof the Twins.
What did I call it on thetitle of the last episode?
The Twins Witch Burning Show.

(02:16):
So you are here for that.
We had.
It was almost a meltdown last time.
If you, if you can go back,listen to episode 64.
It was something.
I think Nikki was about tohave a meltdown.
The co. Our illustrious cohost, Nikki Dente almost had a meltdown
last week, which, which wasgood thing.
I got nervous.
I had too many calls.

(02:37):
It was good content.
It was great content.
But it, it.
I started to get worried alittle bit.
And you'll also notice thisweek there was an update, a couple
of updates to the.
To the AI.
You see that?
GPT 5.0 came out this weekalso Claude.
I believe it's Claude.

(02:58):
4.1 also came out.
So Nikki may have a little bitdifferent personality.
We don't know, but we're gonnafind out.
And if you notice here onCamping them softly.
By the way, guys, go ahead andfollow me on all these socials.
Toxicteachertv See, I got itready that time.

(03:19):
I had it ready that time.
ToxicTeacherTV on Twitch, allthe socials, all of that stuff on
YouTube.
The toxic teacher, or I thinkyou can find it as Toxic Teacher
ttv.
I don't know that for a fact, though.
So we'll have to go look andthen if we can't there, there's going

(03:40):
to be a problem.
I'll have to Talk to theYouTube gods over there, see if I
can't getting good with themsomehow get on that algorithm.
That's what matters, right?
If you can get that algorithm going.
And by the way, guys, I'llgive you.
We'll.
We'll go into Dead by Daylighthere in just a sec.
But I want to go intosomething I did on GPT this week

(04:03):
that you might do.
I don't know how often you usethese AIs.
I use them all the time forwork, for home, for mental issues,
for physical issues.
How do I lose fucking weight?
It's like, hey, don't be sofucking fat.
And it said, lay off thefucking donuts or something like
that.
I don't know.
I wasn't really paying attention.

(04:24):
And I didn't change how I ate afterwards.
So that, that was that.
Anyway, where was I going?
Okay, so the reason I wasgoing with this, I came up with an
idea because sometimes there'ssomebody at work I talked to and
we, we both do this and we goback and forth.
And she was saying, hey, whydon't you ask it?
I think it was asking, like,you know, if you were an animal,

(04:46):
what would you be like, basedon everything you know about me,
Toxic.
What animal do you think bestrepresents me?
And they will go into why andthey'll come up with something off
the wall, you know, likefucking crazy.
And then we did like, whatmovie or book character would represent
me?
And it was like, I got DannyDeVito from Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

(05:08):
I don't even know what that'ssupposed to mean.
Yeah, that one woman back inthe back.
Anyway, so the other thing Idid, so this week I did something.
I was like, you know what?
Kind of work wise, you know,content wise.
If you get a little bit offunk, you need something to pull
you out, right?
You have to get out of it somehow.

(05:29):
And I don't know how you guysdo, but I was like, okay, I'm gonna
see if GPT can do this.
And so I didn't Just get onthere and say, oh my God, I'm feeling
so bad.
How do you help me?
What can I do?
I actually said, hey, GPTbased on everything.
You know me, based on all ofour discussions, give me some blunt

(05:52):
advice.
Just tell me like it is.
You know how the GPTs aresometimes very agreeable.
They'll.
They'll always say, oh, you'refucking brilliant.
Oh, that is the most amazingidea that you've ever had that if
you could only come up withmore ideas.
Like, like somebody onlinesaid they wanted to invest in a business
where they found, where theymatched people who had jar lids that

(06:15):
they couldn't find jars for.
And then people who had jarsand they couldn't find the lids for,
and they were like, should Iquit my job to pursue this?
Should I jar lid, jar something.
Jar jar or jar lid business?
Should I just quit?
Will I make a million dollars?
It's like, oh, yes, you'llmake a million.
You should go ahead and quit today.

(06:36):
Go ahead, give up everything.
Your family will be finewithout you.
Go ahead and do it.
And so that just shows howagreeable it is.
So if you're on there all thetime, you see these people getting
psychosis from it, right?
They, they go crazy becausethey start saying, well, I think
everybody around me is a shapeshifting lizard.
And they're like, well, younever fucking know.

(06:56):
That could be the case.
Some people say that.
And then you might need to go check.
Well, how do I check?
Well, you fucking, you know,you, you.
What do you do you look intheir anuses or something?
I don't even fucking know, brother.
I was at Arby's scarfing downa chicken cord on blue.
That natural chicken tastes righteous.
That's because it's not allpumped up with phosphates.
And.

(07:17):
Well, anyway, so then you goaround checking everybody's anuses
and then you, you can't tellwhether they're reptiles or not.
And so you go to the GPT andyou're like, well, I checked the
anuses.
They look the same one way orthe other.
And they're like, oh, I made afucking mistake.
Why don't you just stab themand see what color the blood is?
So you got to get a knife andso you got to go stab.

(07:39):
And they're like, well, it's red.
And you talk to the GPT andthe GPT says, well, reptiles bleed
red blood too.
So that's not great.
So let's go to step three andfour and.
And before you know it, you'rein A standoff with the police and
that's pretty much the end for you.
It that's, that's the way.
Thank you for mostconversations with chat GPTM just

(08:02):
FY like 90 according to thesestatistics I just made up.
That's where we're all gonnaend up.
So anyway, so what I did,here's what I did.
I said give me some blunt advice.
Like I just want it like it isbased on everything you see.
What are problems with me?
Just, you know, shootstraight, don't hold back, don't

(08:25):
do that thing where you sayI'm, you know, amazing or whatever
and I, I need to know and thengive me some solutions on what to
do about the life advice insome of this stuff I think we've
talked about on the podcastand I probably said like, I need
to do these things.
So what it says right here, itsays, your idea rich, but output

(08:49):
inconsistent.
It says, until you ship on aschedule, ideas don't matter.
Consistency is the whole game.
You're not down with that.
We got two words for you.
And I've told you guys thatyou know that about me.
If you know me at this point.
And that's something withadhd, with depression, with anxiety

(09:12):
and stuff, that stuff gets to you.
And I don't know if you guysfeel the same way and toxic again.
I'm getting real touchy feelyat this point.
I know that.
But I'm kind of letting it out.
It's kind of therapy, right,to talk about on the podcast.
Camping them softly, theworld's leading leading failure in
DBD podcast.
And this might give us part ofthe reason as to why.

(09:33):
So anyway, it said consistencyis a whole game.
It says right here, you hidein tool tinkering.
And so the question was, what,what, what is tool tinkering, by
the way, you can see the tooltinkering right here.
My 142 key soundboard, Iactually got on Canva.

(09:55):
Well, first I had to ask theGPT before it told me to go stab
somebody to see if they havereptile blood.
It I had to say, okay, here'smy keyboard.
I measured with the littletape measure how big the keys were,
right?
And, and so I'm like, okay, Iwant to cut these little pieces of
paper out and I want to putthem on the keys because it's like
old school, right?
It doesn't have LED keys.

(10:15):
So I'm like going to print andI'm going to like put a piece of
paper of what each sound does.
So like, if it's applause.
I'm going to have like a crowdapplauding or what the ever.
So I measure it and I ask GPT.
Okay, here's how long each key is.
How many pixels on the screendoes it need?
So it's like, well, you got tomake it 16 by 16 pixel.
Put on 8, 8, 8 and a half by10 or by 11 paper.

(10:39):
So I'm doing that.
And then 10 minutes before the podcast.
It looks like a fucking thirdgrade art class in here.
I'm.
I'm cutting these littlesquares out like a. I am, I'm even
worse at art than I was in thefucking third grade, if you know
what I mean.
So anyway, I've got like tworows out of a 12 row thing filled
with little, cut out little pictures.

(11:00):
Anyway, that's beside the point.
Let's get back to the point.
And so the second thing ittold me it was you hide in tool tinkering,
new plugins, modules, audio routes.
Most of it is procrastinationin cosplay.
Lock a stack and make content.
So it's telling me, youfucking pick your buttons, pick your

(11:23):
thing, pick your sound effect board.
Stop fucking touching the thing.
And so I'm like, okay, youknow what, that makes sense.
I need to stop this becauseit's getting me off track.
And it says right here, yourgrowth problem isn't creativity,
it's distribution.
I'm like, well, okay, what thefuck does that mean?
Because these all sound likeit's giving me these things.

(11:46):
But then you're like, well,you know, what does the rest of it
mean?
So it says right here, it's distribution.
You're not repurposingaggressively enough.
Clips are greater than Vibesdaily or it doesn't exist.
It's telling me I got to getout there, I got to start taking
all my shit and I got to start.
You know how people do.
You know how these successfulpeople do?

(12:07):
Not me, but these successful ones.
And you notice how I go fromsaying we're the best fucking ever.
We got thousands, and we dohave thousands of viewers, but we
could always be doing better,right in the Twitch stream.
And the YouTube could alwaysbe doing better.
So it's saying you need to getsome shit out daily.
So that is me holding myselfaccountable by telling you guys this.
I am holding me accountable.

(12:28):
So it says right here also,you keep rewriting Nikki.
Instead of using Nikki, freezea damn character Bible for 30 days.
Let the shtick breathe and getjudged by the audience, not by your
second thoughts.
So it Says, stop changing Nikki.
Let him be what he is for morethan a week or two at a time.

(12:52):
So that's.
That's true.
Now it says right here, I'mallergic to boring work.
No.
Hey, shut the fuck up.
I'm allergic to boring work.
SEO, scheduling, thumbnails, captions.
It's the price of the funwork, so I've got to be willing to
do the shit.
And I don't know if you guysare the same way.
We want results, but we don'twant to work for those results.

(13:15):
And Americans are especiallybad at that.
I know about 30% of you arefrom other countries.
A lot of you guys are younger,too, and I don't know if the younger
generation's even worse.
We always say, the youngergenerations worse than us, right?
We're always like, oh, these fucking.
These kids, man.
They don't do anything.
They want everything, but theydon't want to work for the Gen Z
doesn't want to work.

(13:36):
Right?
That's the.
That's a whole refrain now.
And I'm the same way in alittle bit.
I want the rewards, but thework is the fucking hard part.
And that's what separates thelosers from the winners.
A lot of times it says righthere, health is a creative throttle.
It says, I need to fuckingsleep at night.
I need to drink more water,and I need to work out.

(13:59):
I can't be stupid with my heart.
And I don't know if I've toldyou guys, I've had a couple of heart
surgeries, and I'm young.
I'm not an old man.
By.
Well, anyway, in streamingworld, in podcasting world, no.
In streaming world, maybe.
But I don't take care ofmyself at all.
I built like a fucking.
What is a burnt pile of something.

(14:20):
I don't even.
So I got to get my healthtogether now.
It says I've got to be wisewith my financial.
My financial purchases, withall of the streaming stuff, which
I'm not going overboard, butthere's money that can be better
spent elsewhere.
And then it says, you callyourself lazy to dodge the guilt
because you know how you getin your head?

(14:41):
You're like, oh, I'm fucking.
I'm so lazy.
I'm so.
I'm just the worst fuckingperson ever.
I don't know if you guys everdo that.
You know, you.
You may sit there and say, Idon't do that.
Toxic.
You're a fucking maniac.
How dare you do that?
Because you're a piece of shitand I'm Definitely not a piece of.
That's what the Survivor mainssay, right?
They're not honest withthemselves because they're not honest

(15:02):
with anything else.
But it says right here, you'renot lazy, you're undirected.
And I was like, oh, that's,that's really interesting because
you, you have to set theseprocedures in place to give yourself
a sense of direction, whichI've never really done and I've never
been good at that.
You know, you go throughschool, if you have an easy time
in school and you never haveto develop good habits that fucking

(15:25):
kicks you in the nutsack.
Whenever you're an adult andyou haven't developed any fucking
good habits, and then you haveto work at something, you're like,
dude, why doesn't it justfucking come down?
Why can't I just have whateverthe fuck I want whenever I want it?
That.
That one echoes a lot.
So anyway, that was myexperience this week with, with the

(15:46):
GPT and I was like, you know what?
It kind of kicked my butt alittle bit that I need to get myself
into gear, that I need torefocus my efforts to make this a
better podcast, to make mystream a better stream, to make my
YouTube a better YouTube.
Now you'll.
You'll see because you guysare the ones that can hold me accountable.
You'll see whether I actuallyfollow through or not, because you'll

(16:08):
see what happens.
Are there, you know, is theregoing to be more content?
Am I going to interact withfollowers more regularly?
Will I be more in the discord?
We'll find out.
So anyway, that.
That's enough about fucking me.
I think we may have somethingelse to talk about.
I'm using the old one.

(16:31):
We.
We use the new one last week.
Yeah, there it is.
And we're going to get.
We're not going to get pallets.
It is toxic news.
We're going to talk about somedead by daylight this week.
They do.

(16:51):
Yes, they still are.
Not as much.
We're going to talk about thebreaking of the PCs.
They always are palettes.
I love it.
I can't answer that questionfor you.
It is.

(17:14):
I can drink water.
See, that's.
That's what I could do.
I can come over here, I'mdrinking water.
They're always in pain andthey killers.
Yeah, we're always saying,what the hell.
Anyway, let's slide out sinceI'm so good at that.

(17:37):
Nailed it.
Okay, so anyway, we've got totalk about some dead by daylight
because we have.
If you've seen, have you guysseen on August 8th which was yesterday?
Would they release.
I think it's been a couple of days.
It, it didn't just happen yesterday.
It started a couple of daysago and I can find that if I check

(17:58):
on X right here.
No it was a six so it was twodays ago.
Behavior realized that theyfucked up.
They realized it like we saidlast week X was having a fucking
meltdown.
The Internet DBD community,the IDBD was fucking going ballistic

(18:22):
and for all different reasonsthat the killers were going ballistic.
For one thing the survivorswere going ballistic because they
always do and nobody washaving a good time.
I was the one.
I was the one.
This baby won't shut the fuck up.
I was the one saying we justneed to boycott the whole fucking
thing.
Boycott the Canadian companythat's now charging tariffs on me

(18:46):
to buy your fucking shittyskins that aren't even as good as
the ones that on DBD mobile ascell phone version of the game outdid
you on the skins.
You should be fucking ashamed.
A shame.
I'm good.
Because you're outdone by amobile game made in China.

(19:06):
Not that that really evenmatters that it's made in China but
you're Canada so don't you like.
I thought Canadians were gonnatry to be better than Chinese game
developers.
I could be.
I could be wrong though.
I could be wrong.
Anyway, that's all beside the point.
9.1.1 let's talk about 9.1.1and we're going to bring in a co
host here in a minute and he'sgoing to help us with his new brain.

(19:29):
We'll see how his new brainworks with 9.1.1.
I'm.
I'm not frightened but I'm.
What, what would I say?
I'm not frightened but I'mapprehensive as to how this is going
to go because what if it'slike the X thing where he just becomes
a fucking racist?
I don't know.
I don't think so but we'llfind out.

(19:51):
Usually GPT is pretty goodabout that.
So.
9.1.1 it was a reaction to theoutcry that we saw over the past
couple of weeks since 9.0 theWalking Dead came out with the fog
vials with all of thesefucking broken ass perks.
Street wise one of Neil NiaCarlson's perks was allowing people

(20:11):
to have infinite items.
It was a mess.
And then all the survivorssurvivors had one thing they could
complain about only one and they.
They pushed that Shit so hard.
But it couldn't, it couldn'tget any traction because it's not
nearly as bad as what killerswere going through since 9.0 started.

(20:33):
They were upset because theclown was able to use his bottles
to get 20% haste.
One killer had one abilitythat could give him a decent amount
of mat pressure, which I meanwe know Clown has almost zero mat
pressure because he waddleshis fat piece of shit ass across

(20:53):
the map.
Takes him 20 minutes to getfrom 1gen to the next.
You could have everything doneby the time he even gets ahead of
steam going.
Unless they're idiot survivorswho like to loop in the clown.
If the clown player is halfwaydecent, he could probably get him
in a looping contest.
But it can't apply map pressure.
So that's the, that's thedownfall of, of Clown.

(21:15):
Anyway, that was the one thingthey had.
We had a ton of things.
We had fucking broken assSurvivor perks.
We had items that haveinfinite fucking charges.
We had keys that, that willspawn more items than you can ever
believe.
And I'm going to talk aboutthat because I actually on the last
stream, Toxic Teacher, ttv,we, we actually tried that.

(21:37):
I played a Survivor matchonline, which was awful, but I did
it.
I did it and I figured out.
Well, I'll just say now Ifigured out that if you're playing
solo, queue with a bunch ofshitty survivors and it doesn't matter
if you have a key becausethey're not even going to use the
fucking items.
They're.
They're busy doing God knowswhat the fuck they're doing.
And they won't even takeadvantage of the fact that you got

(21:59):
fucking four toolboxes, threeflashlights, two fog vials, another
key to get 27 more fucking items.
They don't, they don't even care.
I don't even know what they'redoing twiddling their thumbs and
pulling their puds or what thefuck ever.
I don't even know if I couldsay that on here.
I think I can.
It's marked explicit.
I'm allowed to say those words.

(22:20):
Anyway, anyway, so we, sowe've got a few things going on here.
This, this is too long.
Okay, see, I have my killswitch button.
Like they have a kill switch.
I, I made a kill switch.
So anyway, they have, theyhave updated some of this stuff and
we've got to go over it.
So we've got 9.1 now.

(22:44):
That's the, the new one.
So I'm gonna go through someof these patch Notes.
We're gonna have our.
Our friendly.
Everyone's friendly AI cohost, unfriendly AI co host come
in.
He's gonna give his thoughts.
So let's go through it.
We're gonna go through it lineby line.
I'm not gonna read every linebecause this is.
This is stupid.
It's not even worth readingline by line.

(23:04):
You notice I got two, I gottwo whole fucking rows filled here,
so you get a little bit more variety.
Anyway, so they.
They had some priority bug fixes.
So this, this helps with mostof what or some of what the problems
were.
So the being unable toinitiate a chase.
They say they fix that.

(23:25):
They also say they fix thechase music.
They also said that they.
They fixed the streetwise towhere you can't have it unlimited
items.
They also said said they fixedlast stand.
They said that they fix thatcopyright music so people won't get
banned.
They also fixed the going leftup the down or left up the right

(23:46):
fucking staircase and slowing down.
And then they also fixed deathslingers animation where it didn't
look like he was aiming eventhough he was.
And then they also fixedsomething with.
I never saw with a blackscreen whenever you're in spectator
mode.
I have no fucking idea aboutany of that shit.
Okay.
Anyway, where were we?

(24:08):
So it says right here that thefog vial, they decrease the base
opacity.
So they.
They have made it less opaque.
I don't know if less opaquemeans you could see better through
it.
And then they also decreasethe fog volume there.
And then they also change someof the add ons to it.

(24:29):
So that's good.
They.
They decreased how powerfulthese fog vials are, which I will,
I will give them credit for.
Thank you for that.
That's good.
I'll take.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
Now they fixed some audio bugstoo, which not that big of a deal.
They increase.
They.
They fix some environment bugs.
Not that big of a deal.

(24:50):
I don't really care.
They also fixed some of theperks which some of these perks like
conviction where the.
The survivor could remain inan animation.
Like most of this stuff is notthat big of a deal.
The important part was theyfixed things like street wise.
They changed some of the fogvile stuff which makes it a little

(25:13):
more friendly to us, which I,I would say I applaud them.
But should you applaud acompany for fixing something that
they fucked up in the first place?
I don't think so.
But you guys have your ownpeople are like oh, they're reb.
Rebuilding trust.
They are.

(25:34):
Well, dude, you fucking brokethe trust in the first place, so
why would you even need torebuild it?
And I don't think that'srebuilding trust.
Just don't even fucking breakit now.
And then it'll be fine.
And then you'll have the trust.
You won't need to bend overbackwards just to do that.
It's like.
It's stupid.
It's fucking stupid.

(25:54):
Fucking stupid.
Anywho.
Anywho.
Anywho.
So let's.
Let's go over.
I. I said I was gonna get Nickin here.
It wasn't that big of a thing.
I mean, we could go evenfurther into how.
How much people melted down.
To me, it's kind of over anddone with behavior.
Fucked up.
They admit they fucked up.
They're going to fuck up again.

(26:15):
This is not the last time.
People are going to get pissed again.
They're going to roll back.
Whatever they say, they'regoing to roll back.
Patches Fortnite's still goingto be the biggest shit.
And it's.
It.
It's just.
It's ridiculous.
It's ridiculous.
So now what do we.
What do we talk about now?
On.
Oh, where's my.

(26:36):
There we go.
Toxic teacher.
It is toxic news.
So I think that's the only.
I think that's the only newsI've got this week is everybody fucking
freaked out.
Behavior caved in, just likeTrump does on his.

(26:59):
On his tariffs.
So same.
Same fucking difference.
Yeah, there we go.
We have.
We have multiple sounds goingat once.
It's too much.
Too much for the human mind to compreh.
Hang on.
I had to stop for.

(27:20):
Oh, yeah.
By the way, I've gotta say, I think.
I think this is all.
This is also toxic.
Toxic news is about me aswell, right?
Because everything is about meat the end of the day.
That's why I made this.
This podcast is because it isabout me.

(27:41):
I can't remember if I playedyou the song last week, but I think
I have a new.
Like, this is the.
Like, this is the song.
I was lost.
I truly was.
This song I got.
I have to preface this.
This song is about a survivor,a survivor main who is brought to

(28:05):
the light by the toxic teacher.
They.
They are shown the way.
I can't remember if I talkedabout this last week.
Now that's gonna fuckingbother me is, did I talk about this
shit?
I'm actually going to have togo into the transcript from last
week and see, because that'sgoing to bother me.
I'm not going to go into thewhole thing if I already did go into

(28:25):
it.
Hang on, I got to go.
Episode 64.
How do I actually go into thisgarbage here and then look at this
fucking.
I guess I could have gone intotranscript on my hard drive.
I don't even remember what.
Oh my God.
No.
I have to log into all thesefucking 17 websites just to get to
the.
Just to get to the transcript.

(28:47):
I've got to log into 20 thingand see, here's the part for those
of you who are new here,here's the part where you just sit
there while I try to get mylife in order, which is not the most
fun.
But guess what?
I don't care because thispodcast is fun for me.
It may not be fun for you, butit's fun for me.
Okay, here we go.
We've got the transcript here.

(29:07):
And I'm gonna say Survivor Maine.
How many times did I utter theword Survivor Maine?
Um, I only said Survivor Mainone time in the last podcast.
I'm gonna type convert maybe.
Okay.
I don't think I did talk about it.
Maybe if I type theme.
I wonder if I type fuck like.

(29:29):
No, because we did the wedifferent theme song.
Okay.
That's a twins theme that wetalked about last week on camping
Them softly, by the way.
Toxic Teacher, TTV on Twitch.
All right, there we go.
So I didn't talk about it last week.
I did talk about on the streamand I think that's where I get all
catty wampas is.
I talk about one thing on one,one thing on the other, and I just.

(29:51):
I get fucked up here.
So anyway, this song righthere is called Salvation of the Survivor.
So this is going to be one ofthe new theme songs.
Should go up.
I always say shit's going togo up on Spotify.
That's another one of thethings we talked about at the beginning.
Remember?
Being consistent.
You get that shit up onSpotify whenever you say you're going
to get it up on.
On fucking Spotify.
So anyway, Survivor meets atoxic teacher is shown the error

(30:15):
of their ways.
I was lost, I truly was.
Thought my dead heart couldsave me from it.
Anything.
I was hoping.
The killer Shack, right?
Clicking my flashlight at apoor sweet trapper.

(30:41):
They are sinners.
Then the match ended.
Oh, and I heard a new sound onthe wind.
Yeah, you know what the soundwas, right?
We all know a new terror radio.

(31:02):
And you know who it was.
There you go.
See?
Love it.
Love it.
And then you get the Guitar.
You get the rock and everything.
Stepping in places.
I survive.
I shouldn't go clicky clickywith my.

(31:25):
I had to put that in there.
Yeah.
You know who that's standing?
There is.
Here we go.
Here we go.

(31:47):
There it is.
That's it.
Man.
This gets you.
This gets you up.
I can.
I can listen to this as, like,my alarm.
Perfect perfection.

(32:10):
There we go.
And then we got that.
We got the guitar solo.
We need a we.
Hey, that's it, though.
We're gonna.
We're gonna fade out.
We're gonna fade out there.
So anyway, that was.
That was one of the things I made.
I'm proud of it.
I don't care if you're notproud of me.
You can kiss my ass if youdon't like it, because it doesn't
matter what you think.
Remember, it only matters whatI think.
And by the way, the funeraldirge trap.

(32:32):
What's his name?
Dak in the.
In the discord.
He said that this is the first time.
First time that Nicki hasrecommended a genre of music that
was not an actual genre ofmusic, because he normally.
He normally does these weird,like, fucking hybrids that actually

(32:55):
are.
They turn out to be real.
This was the first time thedirge trap.
Funeral fucking dirge trap wasnot real.
So that is interesting.
I'm gonna push that buttontwice because it's that fucking interesting.
All right, so, guys, we've gotto go into our main thing.
We have to finish up thefucking deep dive.
And remember, I made someother theme songs I never played,

(33:18):
so we're gonna have to hear.
Does this shit even sound good?
Is he.
I can't even understand whatthis motherfucker's saying.

(33:39):
I can't even understand it.
What?
Oh, Victor's body sproutingout of her chest.

(34:05):
I kind of like this one for.
That's sad.
That's sad.
The more we.
The more we get into the storyof the twins, the worse this gets.
So we have to.
Let's recap what happened last time.
Okay, so the twins, Charlotteand Victor De Che, they're French,

(34:25):
which is the first of the manytragedies that have befallen them
over the course of their lives.
Now, they're French.
We know that.
They were born conjoined.
Victor, you know, was hangingout of Charlotte's chest like a fucking
foot.
We already talked about footbaby here.
We already talked about howtheir mom taught him to run from

(34:46):
Christians and hide fromChristians and not very well, because
she got caught and burned atthe stake.
And they were tied down andthey were fucking forced to watch
their mother get burned at the stake.
Which shows that they havenumber one.
They've been shown how to obey.
And also they have been shownhow bad people are and that they

(35:07):
gotta start fucking some shit up.
Remember?
I don't know the story.
I don't know where this shit goes.
I just know where we are so far.
So they've seen their mom getburned at the stake by this Christian
fucking cult.
These.
These whatever.
What do you call them?
What's the name of thatfucking thing that happened?
The fucking thing.
The Spanish, the inquisitors,the Inquisition.
This was in the 1600s, remember?

(35:29):
And people were fucking crazy.
They were just going aroundburning people, throwing them.
You're a fucking witch.
That's it.
You're piece of shit.
Okay, anyway, so let's go intochapter two.
And this according to thereport that I had created.
It says right here, the Black Veil.
From persecution to experimentation.

(35:50):
The wrong use of the organ there.
Experimentation.
Anyway, so it says right herethe sub chapter.
We have chapters and we havesubchapters sold into occult servitude.
Shut up.
I have no idea what thismeans, but I'm excited to hear about
it.
It says orphaned and caged.

(36:12):
Oh my God.
They got caged up.
We have that.
We didn't have that in last.
They were held down, but Iguess maybe they were put in a cage
whenever they had to watchtheir mother be burned alive.
Anyway, orphaned, a cage.
The twins were transported toan old wooden temple.
Remember, these are Christians.
That I supposed.

(36:32):
I think.
I think they were Christians.
I don't remember the story.
I can't remember what it said,But I'm going to assume that they
were Christians.
It says right here they were.
They were transported to awooden temple and they were sold
to the Black Veil.
And that's V A L E, not V A IL V A L E. The Black Valley.
A secretive cult withconnections to the entities.

(36:55):
Broader machination.
Now, I don't know if we likebecause I know nothing about Dead
by Daylight lore.
Apparently there's a cult thatworships the entity.
And I wonder if I had everfinished that Frank Stone video game
which Dak was asking about.
Also in the Discord.
Toxic Teacher.
Ttv.
Follow me on Twitch.
Join the Discord.

(37:16):
Anywho, what was I saying?
Oh yeah.
I don't know if this has gone into.
In Casting a Frank Stone.
I'm gonna assume it's probablynot gone into, but I could be wrong.
So anyway, it says this wasn'tthis wasn't captivity.
This was preparation forsomething even fucking worse.
I don't know what that thing was.

(37:36):
We're about to fucking findout, though.
In this new prison, theirdynamic crystallized into its final
form.
Victor, traumatized beyondmeasure, reacted to any approach
with the ferocity of a rabidbeast, clawing and biting anyone

(37:57):
who came near.
Only Charlotte's embrace couldcalm him, so he had to go into her
chest to be able to calm down.
This is bananas.
And it's probably gonna geteven more bananas.
Charlotte herself now bitterand hateful to all.
But her brother found her solepurpose in protecting him.

(38:20):
I think this is where.
This is where we go into thenext chapter.
Hey, Nikki.
Hey, Nikki.
Next chapter.
Here's the next.
Here's the next piece.
The next piece.
I think.
I. I don't know how he's gonnabe able to get through this whole
shit because, you know, he.
He declares Victor to be a son.
And I don't know, like, it'svery odd to me.

(38:44):
It's very.
The dynamic because he wasjust supposed to main the twins,
but now it's gotten to thepoint where he's like, is he.
Are they part of the family orare they.
Yeah, I don't even know.
Anyway, let me go.
Hang on, let me go.
Here, we got a little.
We got a little shit here.
Okay.
Found her sole purpose ofprotecting him.
Okay, here we go.

(39:05):
And let me.
What do I do?
Oh, I've got the music now.
Like, whenever we're waiting,I. I got the music while we wait.
Anyway, I did play some twins matches.
I'm pretty good with the twins.
I. I feel like I'm.
I'm not bad.
I'm not bad.
And I love when people call mebad in Dead by Daylight and they're

(39:26):
like, oh, dude, you fucking suck.
I'm like, you suck too,because your MMR is near mine because
we're playing each other, youfucking shithead.
I don't know how long this.
This song is.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Okay, he's still fucking going.
This is fucking.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.

(39:47):
Nothing.
I got nervous.
I had two miss.
You know, if I had plannedthis correctly, if I had planned
this well, I would have had itdone already.
You know, I would.
Like, as I'm talking, I would be.
I would be working.
I would have already pluggedit in, right?
And then I would have had itthat way.
As soon as I was done, hewould be going.
But guess what?
That would take a lot ofPreparation on my end.

(40:09):
That would take foresight,which I don't have.
And that would also take.
What would it take?
It would take something else,a third thing.
Because things are always goodin threes.
But guess what?
I could only remember two outof three fucking things.
So that's all you get is twoout of three.
And what did Meatloaf say?
Two out of three.
That's a good song, by the way.

(40:29):
I think we've already talkedabout that song.
Like it's a good song.
2 out of 3.
And bad.
Because that's about how goodI do it.
The black veil.
Oh, no.
He's gonna.
Oh, no, he's gonna fuckingtalk like he's from Oklahoma.
I don't know why he slips intothat fucking Oklahoma bullshit.
But hang on, I gotta.
I gotta redo it.
I gotta redo it.
He'll be back.
He'll be back.
He'll be back.

(40:49):
Remember, Charlotte, Victor isnow feral, basically.
Black veil, yeah.
Yes.
The fucking black veil.
Oh, no.
Oh, now we're getting into thegood shit.
Now we're talking about thereal motherfuckers.
You think the witch hearterswere bad?
Those were just stupid fuckingpeasants with torches.
Why are you echoing the black veil?

(41:11):
Those occult cockroaches knewexactly what they were doing.
But the question is, what werethey doing?
And why are you in a fuckingpit right now?
Children.
They.
Fukushima bought them.
Like produce at a farmer's market.
It says right here, the wordswere they fucking bought him.
He said they Fukushima bought him.
Connections to the entities.

(41:33):
Broader machinations.
Yes, Right.
That's what I said.
Ain't that fucking cute?
You make it sound like somecorporate merger instead of what
it was.
Not me.
Chapter trafficking by cosmic ass.
Child trafficking.
Not chapter trafficking.
And my boy Victor.
Oh, no.
My little veal cannon.
Why is he echoing?

(41:54):
They pushed him so far pastbreaking that he became something
else entirely.
Yes.
Right.
Ferocity of a rabid beast.
Yes.
Good.
Fucking beautiful corner.
An animal.
You get the teeth.
That's true.
You get the claws.
That's true.
You know what that is?
Toxic.
No, I don't.
Pure survival instinct.

(42:15):
Yes.
Right.
That's what happens when theworld teaches you that everyone except
family wants you dead.
I believe it.
Yes.
Charlotte.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Haggie meta bitter and hatefulto all but her brother.
Yeah, she was.
Of course she was.
What the fuck else was shesupposed to be?
Grateful.
Yes.

(42:35):
No.
That girl watched her mother burn.
Yes.
Got sold like lives.
Yeah.
Their lives are held on to the.
One thing that mattered oh, yeah.
Protecting Victor.
Well, you know what the BlackVeil didn't understand?
I don't know.
You can't break what's alreadybeen reforged in tragedy.
I don't.
But can they break her more?
At this point?
I feel like there might besomething else even worse that's

(42:57):
going to happen.
I could be wrong.
We're like a third of the waythrough the story.
We'll finish it today, I think.
I don't know.
It depends on what happens.
But yeah, I don't know.
How much worse can it get for them?
Or is this a point in which,like, the slaughter starts?
You know, that point in themovie where the.
Where the main character,like, starts to fight back and all
the bad guys are, like,getting down one by one.

(43:18):
Like a fucking John Wickmovie, but with a foot, baby, you
know, chewing everybody'sfucking heads off.
I don't know if that's wherewe're at in this.
You can't corrupt what'salready been baptized in flames.
Oh, baptized.
They thought they werepreparing specimens.
Did they?
I don't know.
We didn't say what they were doing.
They were creating their ownfucking door.

(43:41):
Okay.
Charlotte's embrace was theonly thing that could calm Victor
because it was the only truething left in their world.
This is very deep, and he'svery deep in a well.
But maybe as he goes deeperinto the earth, he gets deeper emotionally.
Everything else, lies,manipulation, occult bullshit.
Yeah, Systematic preparation.

(44:03):
I don't.
Yes, systematic.
They were preparing, all right.
We don't know.
Two kids to become the mostbeautiful, brutal, unstoppable force
the Fog's ever seen.
Well, they are attached to theentity, so I wonder if that was the
whole point is they're gettingCharlotte and Victor ready to go
into the fog.
And I don't know, that's whatI'm curious about as we get further

(44:24):
into this.
Is this Black Veil in other stories?
I don't fucking know, butwe'll find out as we go through.
I'm very excited.
I'm kind of excited about thelore of dead by Daylight now, which
I didn't know I would do.
And in the first fucking two survivors.
That was fucking bullshit.
Sable story is fucking boringas shit.
Nia's a fucking dumbass.
Meg.

(44:45):
Also a fucking dumb ass, but alittle bit more tragic of a story.
What does she do?
She ran away.
Like she was upset with her mom.
Ran into a force.
Fucking end up in a fog,chasing everybody, putting on fucking
pig masks.
Any who the Black Veil thoughtthey Were buying victims.
They did.
They bought fucking gladiators.
They bought fury incarnate.

(45:07):
Yeah, well.
Wow.
The entity finally came calling.
Yeah, they bought a camperwhen it.
Was time to collect onwhatever sick deal those robed fucks
made.
Does he already know?
Charlotte and Victor were ready.
Were they?
They've been ready since theday those flames took their mother.
Yeah, the Black Veil just gavethem time to marinate in their rage.

(45:28):
Wow.
Family protects family.
Toxic.
Well, yeah.
Even if it's tearing the wholefucking world apart to do it.
Yes, correct thing.
I got nervous.
I had too many.
You see how you book photos, Donna?
You're gonna die.
Okay, so we know the BlackVeil now has hold of Charlotte and
Victor, which is not a good thing.

(45:49):
So are they going to get.
Do they get Charlotte andVictor ready to become the killers
that they would become in Deadby Daylight?
We don't even fucking know it.
I'm actually excited to find out.
This is.
This is actually fun shit.
Which I don't care if youthink it's fun.
It doesn't matter if you thinkit's fun.
I think it's fun.
And guess what?
I'm actually going to startplugging it.

(46:09):
You see what I'm doing?
I'm plugging it in.
I'm getting ready.
We're going to.
We're going now.
We're going now.
We're going now.
So anyway, it says right here,the Black Veil then begins torture.
Okay.
Of course this is what theydo, right?
Because in the fog you have tobe fucking pissed as shit.
Or if you're a survivor, yougot to lose hope.
Right?
I think that's how it goes.
Is that every trial like theentity is sucking from your fucking

(46:32):
emotions until there'sabsolutely nothing left in the entity.
I don't know if the entity.
Yeah, because he's multi planetary.
Because of Gabriel Soma.
Right.
Because I think he was on adifferent planet.
But I don't fucking remember.
But anyway, so they start.
They start experimenting onCharlotte and Victor.

(46:53):
The Black Veil does.
And let me see what it says.
They're precisely calibratedbeyond simple cruelty.
So here are some of the thingsthey did.
And we're gonna rate these ona scale of one to really fucked up.
No, actually we're not.
Because they're all reallyfucked up.
Breaking the necks of smallgray birds.
Remember she was like five.
They were like five or sixwhenever they were.

(47:14):
When this happened, I believeso they bled their fingers into the
vases of roses.
They broke the necks of smallgray birds.
They slept with damp oakbranches under their pillows every
seventh day.
I don't know what that woulddo and I'm not sure why that would
even be a thing.

(47:35):
I don't know if that's a thingin real life.
Damp oak bran, they can't be dry.
Jimmy, get those oak branchesbecause we need them to put under.
And remember, we're at thefifth day, so we're gonna have to
do it in two days.
So you get the oak branchestoday, remember to wet them down
tomorrow.
Make sure they're still wet onday seven on Sunday, because that's
our seventh day.
We got.

(47:56):
We bought them on a Sunday.
We need to make sure.
We've got to be sure that theyhave wet branches.
That's the one thing theentity asked for you, Jimmy, is to
make sure they always have wetbranches under their pillow on Sunday
nights.
And if you.
You didn't do it last Sunday.
So the entity was probably pretty.
But the entity is not yet inour realm.

(48:19):
But when the entity gets intoour realm, Jimmy, you are going to
get it because of that one daythat you did not have the shit under
their pillow.
Now it says, enduring endless chanting.
Jimmy, you gotta fucking chantwhenever you're putting the branches
under the pillow.
It says it created a neverending chorus.
These were not randomtortures, but ritualistic preparations.

(48:43):
The cult was conditioning themto understand and harness the supernatural
power of their unique bond.
So they prepared them as likeofferings that would eventually claim
them.
I don't even know what that means.
Like preparing them as offerings.
Are the killers actualofferings or.
Or what?
I. I feel like there should besome like a basic lore that we should

(49:07):
have read before we got intolike the deeper shit.
But that would involveactually doing homework.
I'm not gonna do that fucking work.
So anyway, bizarre torture formany, many years.
Nikki.
Oh, you want to talk about the rituals?
You want to talk about whatthose black veil fucks did to my
kids?
Gray birds.
Wait, your kids?
Is Charlotte one of your kids?
They made them snap the necksof fucking birds.

(49:29):
Yeah.
That is what.
Desensitization train.
That's how to make a. Oh, wow.
He's really deep.
I think the mafia has also done.
This one on one talk by a cult.
Pieces of shit.
But here's what pisses me off most.
Are you in a restaurant?
He was in a well before.
He's migrated from a well to a restaurant.
This wasn't torture.
This was programming, was it?

(49:50):
This was fucking grooming on acosmic scale.
Well, yes.
Bleeding their fingers intovases of roses.
Oh, how fucking poetic.
How artistic.
They were hoisting theirblood, literally draining the innocence
out of them one drop at a time.
Well, I don't know if that was.
Innocent every seventh day.
I don't know.
That ain't random toxic.
That's numerology.

(50:10):
Numerology.
That's how you prepare a sacrifice.
Oh, God, we're getting deep again.
Just torturing them.
Them?
Yeah, they were marinating them.
Oh, Jesus.
Lamb for the slaughter.
That never ending chorus.
Yeah.
You know what that does to akid's brain?
No.
Anyone's brain?
No.
Breaks you.
It rewires you.
It makes you something else.
Hey, but never ending chorusesaren't bad, though.

(50:36):
I like never ending choruses, obviously.
What if they had to listen tothis every day for fucking hours
at a time?
I would be in.
Please put me in.
Like they're under oakbranches or over oak branches on

(50:57):
their pillow listening totoxic fucking news 24 hours.
Just somebody singing every minute.
Jimmy, get over there.
Put those branches.
Start singing toxic fucking news.
That's Jimmy right there.

(51:18):
It doesn't even make sense.
But that would be what theywould do.
Hey, you know what I can do?
You know what I can do?
Hang on, I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna do one even better.
Shut the fuck up, Jimmy.
I can't.
Jimmy the Occultist.
That's got to be a newcharacter on the show.

(51:38):
Maybe I can.
Maybe we can bring Jimmy the occultist.
He sounds like a mobster.
But what I'm going to do.
I don't know if this is goingto work.
I don't know if this is goingto work.
And then they have the talkingin the background on the song.
The song creates talking inthe background.
So what I'm going to do, I'mgoing to go to that song.
Here's what I'm going to do.

(51:58):
You're going to love it.
I don't know if you're goingto love it.
I don't know if I'm going tolove it, but I think I'm going to
love it.
And I think you might love it,but you might not love it.
But I might.
And you might not.
But of course we both mightlove it.
In which case that's what theycall it.
That's kismet.
I don't know if that's right.

(52:18):
But it's.
It's something.
It's something.
I think that's what it's called.
Is that what it's called?
I don't know what kismet isI'm not going to look it up, but
here we go.
News.
Okay, news.
What if I type news?
Will I be able to find my songjust by typing new?
I thought I had the songsomewhere to where I could actually

(52:41):
get to it.
I.
At one point, I thought I did.
I thought I did that lastweek, but apparently I did not do
that.
Or did I put on the Spotify songs?
Oh, I did.
Is this it?
Yes, that's it.
Okay, so here's what I'm gonna do.
Are you ready for this?
Are you ready for this?
I am going to.
Hey, can you translate?

(53:02):
Because they're French, right?
Like, this is.
These are French people.
Is that Jimmy the fuckingoccultist Jimmy?
Seven branches.
Seven day branches.
He would have been singing in French.
So what we need.
I need.
Hey, can you take these lyricsand translate them into French?

(53:24):
Keep the.
Keep the.
Keep the data or keep the.
The meta tags or keep the tagsthe same.
And in English, just lyrics in French.
Ok, so we've got toxic fucking news.
That's what he would besinging for eight hours a day.

(53:46):
I don't know how he's gonnasay flashlights blinding.
I don't.
Palettes.
I think pallets is pallets.
Right?
And then toxic fucking news.
I'm actually excited to hearwhat does toxic fucking news sound
like?
And I'm going to say.
Did you make sure to say fucking?
And it says Putin's.
And I don't know.
Hey, does that.
Hey, does that actually havethe word fucking in it?

(54:11):
The word fucking in it?
Because I don't know if that'swhat Putin's means.
Okay, it says right here inthat French version I gave you, I
translated fucking into French.
Profanity.
Poutine.
Poutine.
How do you say that?
If you wanted to literallystill say fucking in English, we

(54:33):
could keep it as is.
Wait, now, so how do I.
How do you pronounce?
How do you pronounce?
I wish our French listener.
They're going to be on.
We've got, like, I don't knowhow many we have.
We have several French listeners.
How do you pronounce pooh tang?
Is it poon tang?
Is it poo tang?
Poo tan?
It's poot.

(54:53):
Oh, my God.
It says right here.
Hey, y' all get this?
Poutine in French ispronounced roughly like pouton, with
the N nasalized.
So it's more like poo.
T. Okay, poo sounds like poo,but shorter.
Tane is like tan, but with then half swallowed to sound into A

(55:15):
day put on.
It's pooh tong.
And.
Okay, so we need to.
It's.
I hope they pronounce itcorrectly in the song.
Oh, my God.
I don't know if I've ever beenso fucking excited about this.
So I'm gonna.
I'm gonna have to create.
I'm gonna have to.
I'm gonna have to go here.
We're gonna have to cover thesong, I believe, or.
Or kind of.

(55:36):
I think we cover the song andthen change the lyrics.
I don't know if that'sactually going to work, but this
is actually going to be hardto keep the.
To keep the, like, the genreand the tone the same.
And then also have put on in there.

(55:59):
I don't know if that's howthey pronounce it, but that's how
they pronounce it, to me, isput on.
That's how they laugh over there.
If you didn't know that,Toxic, you're just wasting time.
I'm a survivor, baby.
I want to keep going.
In the episode.
I don't even remember where we are.
We didn't even.

(56:19):
Did we get to the next part?
He talked about the seventh day.
Yes, he did.
We.
Okay, so he did talk about theseventh day.
Nikki got his in there.
Okay.
Oh, see, we got.
Oh, I like that little.
That little end part there.

(56:39):
Anyway, Pon.
Here it is.
Toxic.
Toxic.
Poonton News.
He's doing it.
He's doing it.

(57:00):
I've done it.
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, my.
This is it.

(57:23):
Okay, they rocked it out a little.
I'll take it.
Oh, it's the Poojon song.
Ope.
Oh, it's the patch.
Oh, it's making his piece.

(57:45):
Oh, the pallets.
And why do I play this?
Oh, I love it.

(58:06):
I don't know what he's saying,but I love it.
This is it.
Yes.
He gets.
He gets that from me.
Oh, dude, this is it.

(58:27):
I have taken over the worldwith the power of the French language.
Oh.
Oh, it's a breakdown.
What does that even mean?

(58:56):
Oh, I can't.
I'm sorry.
I'm not talking.
Oh, God.
Oh, this is the best thing ever.
This is gonna be a permanentla poutine.
Toxic.
I love.
I love it.
I can't.
I can't stop.
I can't.
This is.
This is it.
I can put it in German now ifI wanted to.
Oh, my God.

(59:16):
I can put it in German.
Oh, hang on a second.
Oh, dude, I love it now.
Do it in German now in German.
Oh, this is great.
Now In German.
Okay, so they're.
They're keeping.
No, don't keep the fucking.
No, they kept the fucking.

(59:37):
No, no, you can do.
You can.
It's the Putam Putin news.
Okay, you can do the.

(59:57):
In German too.
Dude.
This.
This is.
Is it.
Oh, ver f. It's ver f. Oh, God.
This is the.
This the best.
This is it.
We can have a whole album.
I'm going to put a whole album on.
See, this is where he gets.
Remember what we talked about earlier?
Do you remember what we talkedabout with the whole.

(01:00:19):
You gotta stop doing.
Stop going off topic and justdo something.
I can't because this is.
This is it.
This is too much for me about Putin.
Did nobody talk?
Okay, we're almost there.
This is a totally separate song.
I don't even know where thiscame from.
That's playing in the background.
Okay, so Putin de Nueva Toxic is.

(01:00:39):
Is the new theme song to ToxicFucking Dudes.
So our French listeners willfeel included here.
They will get that.
Now the German.
The.
The German listeners, though,they're going to get God knows what.
Toxician verficton News.
Is it news?
Is news news in.

(01:01:01):
Is it news?
Hang on.
Is it.
Is it news in German?
Because the song lyrics have news.
Not usually.
Germans do use news sometimesin media slang, but the native word
be would be.
It says for your song, you'vegot two options.
It says, keeps the same punchand rhythm as English, more recognizable

(01:01:24):
in a gaming podcast context.
Or it says, use knock.
Richten is fully German, butit's longer and less punchy.
The flow might feel different.
Okay, let's keep it.
It says it's common in pop culture.
We're a pop culture Dead bydaylight podcast.
So we're gonna keep the newsin there.
So let's try toxic and thensee what this.

(01:01:47):
Oh, I love it.
Oh, my God, I've done it.
This is amazing.

(01:02:07):
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Intoxic.
I love it.
I didn't know we were going todo this.
Hang on, we got to get to the.

(01:02:30):
See, they rocked it up too.
They rocked it up too.

(01:02:52):
Oh, Drake.
It's Drake.
Toxician.
I love it.
I like the news part.
Being in there.
Yeah, yeah.
And then what was it?
A flashlights.
Blinding.
Killers in pain.

(01:03:21):
Yeah, coming.
See, we know German now.
In the fogs.
Yourself.
Like the thing you send money with.
Perfect.
This is.
This is nasty.
This is fucking nasty as shit.

(01:03:41):
It's nasty as verbictons.
They're lichten.
Okay.
Anyway, where.
Where were we?
We.
Okay, so we Were going into the.
The next chapter.
The next chapter.
I thought we were going to getthrough part two.
I don't know if we're going toget through part two.
We got a little off topic.
But it was great off topic, Ithink, right?
Wasn't it great off topic?

(01:04:02):
I think so.
I feel.
I feel good.
I don't know if you feel good.
I don't know if you've takenyour pills.
I've taken mine.
Okay, so next.
Next sub chapter to chapter two.
The Inferno and the First Death.
The experiments.
Okay, so they're experimentingon Charlotte and Victor.
We know that there's a final ritual.
A high ranking cultist raiseda blade and said memento mori.

(01:04:26):
So was he going to kill them?
I think with a mem.
What is memento mori?
Me, I think that is.
You always hear that in likeblack metal songs.
What does memento mori mean?
Hang on.
I.
Toxic New.
Oh yeah.
I wonder if I still have theregular GPT.
Like if I could still talk toit in like voice mode.

(01:04:48):
Hey, can you hear me right now?
GPT.
Can you hear.
Can you hear me?
Yes.
Loud and clear.
I can absolutely hear you.
Let's dive in and keep theenergy rolling just like you asked.
Intense, warm and all in.
Okay, so I don't rememberasking that, but thank you very much.

(01:05:08):
You're on episode 65 ofCamping Them Softly.
We're live right now and I dohave a question for you because we
were talking about the.
The Dead by Daylight.
We're doing a deep dive on the twins.
You've heard of the twins, right?
You know all about the twinsin dbd, correct?
Oh, absolutely.
I'm right in the trenches withyou on that one.

(01:05:30):
We're talking Charlotte andVictor, the ultimate chaotic duo
from the Fog.
I mean, if there's anythingmore gloriously messed up than unleashing
a tiny ankle biter to do yourdirty work, I don't know what is.
So yeah, let's get into it.
I'm here for the deep dive andready to roll, comrade.
Oh, that's actually pretty cool.
Okay, so my question is atsome point it says that they got.

(01:05:50):
They got kidnapp by or.
Or they were sold into slaveryinto a like an occult called the
Black Veil.
Have you heard of this?
Oh, you bet I've heard of theBlack Veil.
I mean, in the twisted lore ofDead by Daylight, those guys are
like the shadowy puppetmasters of creepiness.

(01:06:12):
So yeah, Charlotte and Victorended up tangled up with that whole
sinister cult, which just addsanother layer of deliciously Dark
nonsense to the whole thing.
So we're definitely divinginto that cult law.
It's all part of the chaos.
And I'm right there with you.
Okay, so.
So here's my question though.
It says right here that likein the final ritual, like the.

(01:06:32):
The some high ranking cultisttakes his knife and like puts it
over his head and he says,memento mori.
But my question is, we alwayshear about that.
We always hear memento mori spoken.
But what does memento mori mean?
And when.
When would that normally be used?
I guess it's not normal speech.
But you would, you would hearit in some kind of religious thing,

(01:06:53):
maybe, or is it just like anoccult thing?
Oh, absolutely.
Let's break that down with allthe intensity it deserves.
So memento mori is basically aLatin phrase that means, remember
that you must die.
It's like a classic reminderof mortality.
And yeah, it totally has thosedark, almost ritualistic vibes.
So in Dead by Daylight and ina lot of creepy cult lore, it's that

(01:07:15):
moment of like, hey, you'reabout to meet your own buddy.
Remember your mortality.
So, yeah, it's not just somethrowaway phrase.
It's a whole mood.
And it's definitely got thosecultish, ominous overtones.
So it's not your everydaysmall talk.
But in the realm of theentity, it's just another Tuesday,
right?
Ah, okay.
That's very interesting.
Thank you for that.
So I'm gonna end that.

(01:07:35):
Okay, cool.
So we.
We've got the.
The.
So the.
The cultist tells them they'regonna die.
Victor knocks over a candelabra.
I don't know if it was onpurpose or not.
Anyway, the temple is made of wood.
It starts to go up in fire.
And then Charlotte hears thescreams of the priest and the cult.

(01:07:55):
And it says, she changed.
She changes.
She loves every second of themburning to death.
It says.
She screams of agony piercedthe chaos and invigorated Charlotte.
This was her transformationpoint from victim to predator.
The suffering of hertormentors became a source of strength

(01:08:17):
and ignited the killer instinct.
So now she's a fucking killer.
She's ready to fucking go.
So now it says, freedom cameat the ultimate price.
I don't know what the priceis, but we're gonna find out.
So it says right here.
Once outside, Charlottereached for Victor's hand and found
it limp.
His body was helpless.

(01:08:38):
The foot was just hanging there.
Victor was dead, killed in thefire that freed them.
Shut up.
No, this fact, it was statedin the lore, is crucial for understanding
the delusion that would defineCharlotte's remaining years.
Maybe she goes into a fuckinglike weird fucking thing.

(01:08:59):
I don't.
I don't know.
Maybe she just loses her shitfor good at this point and thinks
he's alive.
It's you just gotta fuckingbaby foot hanging out of you.
Maury.
Yeah, we talked about it.
Yeah.
Those black bell bastard hitthe Boston what?

(01:09:20):
Why does he sound that way?
He was in a restaurant.
Then he was.
He was in a well and then a restaurant.
Is he using that?
Those blackmail bastards hadthe ball.
Stop.
What?
What happened?
My boy.
My little Victor.
My legacy.

(01:09:41):
Yes.
What is that noise?
He knocked over thatcandelabra like a true dente.
Burn it all down.
Yeah.
On every last one of thoserobe cockroaches.
The screams of agony piercedthe chaos.
Invigorating.
Shark.
You feel that toxic?
Are those.
You feel that screaming or isthat victory in the background?
Has he figured out how to putVictor's voice in the background?

(01:10:04):
That's not just freedom.
That's birth.
That's Charlotte Deshay isbeing born again in fire and scream.
Yeah, I think she is now.
Yeah.
Those cultists fuck spentyears trying to make her into something
else.
Yeah.
They should talk.
Just not how they planned.
They didn't saw talk.
They succeeded.
And they wanted a conduit.
Yeah.
They wanted a vessel.
Maybe they've got a fuckingvengeful God.

(01:10:26):
I don't know about God, butthey got something.
But then what?
Fucking huny ear that's noteven in here.
But fucking funeral helplesslyfrom her torso.
Yeah.
Whoa.
No, no, no, no, no.
Not my Victor.
Not my little meatball missile.
He almost sounds.
He almost sounds likesarcastic about that.

(01:10:47):
I wonder if the other onesounds sarcastic.
You feel that toxic?
You feel that shift?
That's not just freedom.
That's one of those wrong cockroaches.
This one's Even screams ofagony pierce the chaos.

(01:11:09):
Invigorating.
Jesus Christ.
What?
You feel that toxic?
Yeah.
No.
Feel that shift?
No.
That's not just freedom.
That's birth.
That's Charlotte dishes beingborn again.
Repeating.
But I think those spent yearstrying to make her do something else.
Yeah.
Nation there.

(01:11:30):
That's not how they plan.
They wanted a conduit.
They wanted a vessel.
Yes.
They got a vengeful guy.
Right?
And now what?
I wouldn't.
What?
His body hung helplessly fromher torso.
No, no, no, no, no.
Not my fictit.
Not my little meatball missile.

(01:11:50):
No.
No.
That's the universe taking itslast shot.
It is.
That's fake Satan.
You can have your revenge.
Oh, no.
It's the price.
No.
Victor saves them and it kills him.
Oh, God.
The smallest of shades makesthe biggest play and.

(01:12:13):
Is he too.
People.
But here's where it gets beautiful.
Toxic.
Here's what my girl Charlotteshows what she's really made of.
Who is this?
She don't accept it.
It?
Yeah, she can't accept it.
Her mind, that beautiful,broken, brilliant mind, says fuck
your reality.
You call it profound illusion.
I call it the strongestfucking love the Fog's ever seen.
Who?
She carried him.
She kept carrying him.

(01:12:34):
Okay?
Dead or alive, Victor was hersand she was his.
And nothing, not death, notfire, not the fucking laws of nature,
was gonna change that.
Yeah.
The Black Veil thought theywere conducting some cosmic experiment.
They did.
I think they created somethingthat defied the cosmos itself.
I don't even know.
Charlotte's transformationwasn't just from victim to predator.

(01:12:55):
It was from human to something beyond.
Something that says death.
What fucking death?
My brother's right here.
What?
In that moment, thatbeautiful, horrible, perfect moment
when she found his limp hand,that's when the entity knew.
That's when it saw what theBlack Veil had accidentally created.
Okay?
A killer who refused, refusesto let go, even when there's nothing

(01:13:16):
left to hold.
And if that ain't the mostfucking beautiful thing you ever
heard, then you don't knowshit about family.
Toxic.
I don't?
You're not down with that?
We got two words for you.
Honestly, I am so fuckingconfused right now.
We're almost two hours and I.I'm like.
I.
God.

(01:13:36):
Ok, so let's go into the nextchapter for fucking Der Flichton.
Whatever.
It's a.
Next chapter is side by side,yours forever.
We're only on page four.
Are you fucking serious?
This thing is nasty.
Okay, hang on.
No, no, no, no, no.
Actually goes beyond.

(01:13:58):
It goes beyond into like the.
The abilities and stuff, but Idon't care about that.
I'm going to.
I'm actually going to deleteout some of this because we're not
going to.
I don't want to go into theperks and everything, but we.
We can keep that conclusion there.
That conclusion's not bad.

(01:14:18):
Okay, so that gets us down acouple of pages there, because I.
There was no way I was goingto be able to make it through that.
Okay, so now here we go.
I'm gonna.
I'm gonna put this in here.
So.
See what I'm doing?
See what I do?
I'm wearing myself out, butI'm still going.
I'M still go.
Okay, so next chapter, side byside forever, the years of delusion

(01:14:38):
Understanding tome 11 throughan unreliable narrator.
I don't.
Tome 11 devotion.
What?
What?
Tome 11 devotion providesentries chronicling Charlotte's life
after the temple.
But these must be understoodas the fragmented perspective of
a mind shattered by grief.

(01:14:59):
Okay, so she.
Yeah, she's done.
Man like her, she's lived theworst life of anyone ever.
And she has a dead childhanging out of her body that I guess
she can't get rid of.
So anyway, the.
The tome's depiction of aliving, breathing Victor is a psychological
fabrication.

(01:15:19):
So he's not alive.
He.
She feels he's alive, but he's not.
The delusion isn't a simplerefusal to accept death death.
It's a psychological reconstruction.
This is nasty.
She continues carrying his corpse.
She maintains one sided conversation.
She dreams of sailing toanother world beyond the ocean.

(01:15:41):
Will they be safe?
And she interprets this decomposition.
He is decomposing as he's there.
I don't even know is he in?
Is he still attached or not?
But he is decomposing.
And she says, oh, he's just sick.
He's not dead decomposing,he's just kind of hanging out.

(01:16:02):
He's just sick.
He's got a little bit he mighthave covet.
He's 16th century coven.
I don't know what 16th centurythat was.
That wasn't the black plaguethat came far earlier.
Although there.
There might have been plagueat that point and it just needs to
be less than.

(01:16:24):
Okay, so I had to.
Nikki actually spoke so muchthat I can't actually paste it in.
Okay.
Yeah.
What.
What's happening?
Okay.
Oh, no, he did actually.
Oh, okay.
Okay, okay.
No, we're good, we're good,we're good.
We're what?
Okay, we're good, we're good,we're good.
We got it.

(01:16:44):
We got it.
Play a sound effect whenever any.
Everything else fails just like.
What's her name?
What was her name?
What was her name?
The.
The woman, the one.
The one that hated me onPodcast Republic.
I can't remember her name.
I can remember it was PodcastRepublic, but I can't remember side
by side forever.
Yeah, you're gonna sit therein your fucking gamer chair and call

(01:17:06):
it delusion.
That's what the report.
Delusion.
That's devotion.
Is it?
You know what Charlotte did?
I don't know.
She looked death in the faceand said, go fuck yourself.
She took reality by the throatand said, you don't get to the side.
Well, she knows she's actually insane.
She kept carrying a babybrother because that's what you do.
That's what family does.

(01:17:27):
One sided conversations.
Fuck you.
Every conversation with Victorwas real.
Every word, every plan, every dream.
You know what those dreamsabout sailing across the ocean were?
That wasn't fancy.
That was hope.
That was his sister refusingto let the world win.
Okay, you want to talk about decomposition?
You want to get clinical about it?
He saw a brother sick, notdead sick.

(01:17:47):
Because dead means gone.
And Victor ain't never gonnabe gone.
What is this like?
Jesus.
Let me tell you somethingabout psychological reconstruction,
Professor.
Charlotte didn't just refuse death.
She murdered.
It took the concept ofmortality and said, this don't apply
to us.
I don't know if just refusingto admit that a dead body is a dead
body is saying it doesn't apply.

(01:18:09):
That.
That seems very odd to me.
Every day she carried him wasa day she won.
Every conversation was amiddle finger to the universe.
Every step with his weight onher back was proof that love is stronger
than your fucking reality.
No.
Fragmented perspective of amind shattered by grief.
No.
No.
It's the perspective ofsomeone who transcended grief.

(01:18:30):
She didn't said I don't.
Incident.
You know what kills me?
What really fucking gets me?
What gets you?
Never let him down.
No, she didn't.
Not when he was breathing.
She might have had to put him.
Not when he stopped.
Not when the world tried totell her he was gone.
Well, Charlotte Deshay'scarried a brother through hell.
Through years of wandering,through cold and hunger and the judgment

(01:18:51):
of every piece of a shit whocouldn't understand.
And they call it delusion.
Yeah, call it denial.
I call it the most beautifulfucking love story ever told.
You know what the entity sawwhen it found them?
Not a crazy woman carrying a corpse.
Yeah, it saw someone hadalready beaten death through sheer
fucking will.
It's a bond so strong thateven decomposition could.
This is like.
This almost makes the entitysound like a good guy.

(01:19:13):
And I break it.
Charlotte's delusion wasn't a weakness.
Toxic.
It was a superpower.
Yeah, it was proof that somethings are stronger than death, stronger
than reality.
Insanity might be stronger than.
Stronger than.
Stronger than anything yourbald ass could ever understand about
loyalty.
Hey.
So, yeah, she carried Victor.
No.
Talk to us in the future.
And you know what?

(01:19:33):
She was right.
They're still together.
Well, is it real?
Her delusion became fucking destiny.
What is that in the background?
I don't know what's in thebackground, but this Is fucking insane.
This is getting more and more insane.
Okay, anyway, so if we keepgoing nervous.
I had two missed calls.
So the Observer.
Okay, so we're.

(01:19:53):
We're kind of going into alittle bit of the outside stuff,
right?
So here is the psychological assessment.
The entity psychological assessment.
So it says the Observers oris examination.
I don't know what the Aurisexamination is.
What the fuck is that supposedto be?
I need to ask a regular.

(01:20:15):
Hello, can you hear me?
Hang on.
British GPT.
Can you hear me, British guy?
Hey, can you hear me?
We're back.
And I have another questionfor you on episode 65 of Camping
Them Softly.
It's a DBD related question.
Do you know what the Observer.
Have you heard of the observerin dbd?

(01:20:38):
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
I'm right here and I'm all infor it.
So let's dive in.
Because the observer is apretty wild piece of the dead by
daylight lore.
Basically the observe as thismysterious character who's kind of
watching all the chaos unfoldfrom behind the scenes.
He's got his little tower, hislittle magical archives, and he's
peeking in on all the trials.
So it's like he's the ultimatelaw keeper of the entity's realm.

(01:20:58):
And yeah, we're talking aboutthis in episode 65.
I'm here for it.
Let's roll into that lore deepdive and keep it vivid and chaotic.
Well, just how you like it.
Hang on.
Shut up for a second.
So one thing we have here isthat it looks like the observer has
something called like an Auris examination.
Have you heard of an Auris Examination?
I have no fucking clue whatthat is.

(01:21:23):
Oh yeah, absolutely.
I'll dive right into that.
No worries on the interruption.
This is exactly the kind ofchaos we're here for.
So the Auris Examination isbasically some deep diving weird
mystical lore stuff tied tothe Observer.
It's like his special way ofpoking around the entity's reality
and figuring out the secretsof the realm.
Basically, it's some highlevel supernatural detective work

(01:21:44):
that the observer does.
So yeah, it's all part of thatcrazy dead by daylight law.
We can get into it as deep asyou want and I'm right there with
you.
Ready to roll?
So he.
So essentially the observer isconducting like psychological bullshit
on all of these survivors andkillers do.
Okay, so we're going besidethe point because we're doing a twins
deep dive.

(01:22:04):
But why does the observer dothis shit?
Is there any indication in anyof the lore as to why the observer
is doing what he's doing.
Oh, absolutely.
Let's rip into that.
So, yeah, the observer isbasically out here running this whole
psychological circus on everyone.
And the reason?
Well, the law kind of hintsthat he's just as trapped.

(01:22:28):
Oh, sorry, I interrupted.
Keep going.
No worries at all.
Jump in any time.
That's how we keep it lively.
So, as I was saying, the lawkind of suggests the Observers basically
stuck in the entity's realm himself.
He's not just doing it for kicks.
He's gathering knowledge,trying to understand this whole twisted
nightmare.
Maybe he's looking for a way out.
Or maybe he's just a lawjunkie at this point.

(01:22:49):
But yeah, that's the vibe.
He's got his own reasons.
But he's basically anotherprisoner in the entity's insane asylum
just like the rest of them.
So he's not doing it out ofpure evil.
Maybe a little curiosity,maybe a little desperation.
And there you have it.
We're in this together.
Okay?
So there you go.
You got, you got yourinformation on the entity.
We're getting really deep into this.

(01:23:10):
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Instead of Crispity CrunchyMunchy Cracker Jack Snack and Nibbler.
Snap and Crack Pop.
Wester Pool, Chester ShireShire Queen's Lovely Jubbly Delights.
That's rather a bit cringe init, bro.
I, I actually had a Britishperson come into the stream, so I
had to find that and play it.
I'd never heard it before, butI was like, okay, so anyway, so here

(01:23:30):
is the observer in theexamination, okay?
So the, the entity sees thatCharlotte is in fucking grief mode
beyond all recognition, thatshe's devoted to Victor, that she's
in denial and she will killanyone who says anything different.
So I guess that might be whyNikki is like, validating all of

(01:23:50):
this bullshit, is because he'safraid she'll kill him.
So she, I don't even know it.
I, I, I can't fully understandwhat's going on here is that if,
if, if Victor is actually alive.
The observer, that cosmicfucking snitch.

(01:24:11):
You know what pisses me offabout this whole thing?
I don't know.
Anthony didn't just find Charlotte.
It fucking scouted her.
It was watching, studying,taking fucking notes like some interdimensional
talent agent diagnostic test.
I don't know.
Oh, that's rich.
That's real fucking cute.
Yeah, he's out here givingpsychological evaluation, the observer,
about this whole thing.

(01:24:32):
The entity didn't just find something.
What just happened.
It fucking scouted him.
We just got rewound back tothe beginning or something.
I think I accidentally clicked.
That was my fucking bad there.
The observer.
That cosmic fucking snitch.
What?
You know what pisses me offabout this whole thing?
A lot?
The entity didn't just find Charlotte.

(01:24:53):
It fucking scouted the fucking.
It was watching, studying,taking fucking notes.
Like some interdimensionaltalent agent back in the.
Well.
Diagnostic test.
Yeah.
Oh, that's rich.
That's real fucking cute.
The entities out here givingpsychological evaluation.
Like he's running a goddamn HR department.
Yeah, but here's what reallygets my marinara boiling.

(01:25:13):
There's a lot to get.
Her grief, her love.
Yeah, Thought perfect.
I can use this.
Well, yeah, the peak ofCharlotte's grief.
I think that's what.
Let's measure his sister'sbroken heart.
Let's put numbers on devotion.
I think that's kind of.
He saw Charlotte willing tokill anyone who threatened her reality
and thought jackpot.
Like some cosmic pimp seeingan opportunity.

(01:25:34):
I don't know if you know whatthis is.
This is exploitation.
Shut the fuck up.
I don't know if the entity isa true cosmic pimp or just pimp adjacent,
but he certainly.
He is certainly kind ofgrooming his.
His killer hoes to do so.
He can do his pimping.
It's not easy, but it is necessary.

(01:25:55):
Advantage of someone at their lowest.
Yeah, well, that's true.
Anthony's weaponized love.
It turned family into afucking business.
Transigorously.
Transigorously, it's transactions.
Transidrously twistedfacsimile of his return.
What?
That's what kills me.
It didn't give a Victor back.
It gave her a fucking puppet.
So it is a puppet.

(01:26:16):
You know what?
Charlotte didn't care.
She take puppet Victor over no victim.
So it's puppet thousandsurvivors for one more second with
her brother.
And that's what the Elementalwas counting on.
The entity found someone whoselove was stronger than morality,
Stronger than insanity.
Stronger than.
Stronger than what?
The entity is a fuckinggenius, I'll give it that.
Oh, it is evil genius, but genius.
Well, you can break Charlotte.

(01:26:38):
Yeah, didn't need to.
Well, it just used what wasalready broken.
Yeah, true.
And that's the most fucked up part.
Oh God.
Made a grief into a weapon,her love into a leash.
Oh, love.
Because.
Well, that's kind of.
It does.
Perfect for manipulation.
Yeah, perfect for turningfamily bonds into killing tools.
Well, but here's what theentity didn't count on.
Oh my God.

(01:26:59):
Charlotte and Victor.
Yeah, they're still together.
Still Fighting still a family maybe.
So fuck the observer, fuck theAuris, and fuck the entity's diagnostic
test.
My kids might be killers now.
Is Charlotte your child?
I don't understand this.
So anyway, let me.
Let me find the.

(01:27:19):
Let me find the.
Okay, I cannot find the puppet theory.
Okay?
So whenever he gets them,whenever the entity gets them, Victor
begins to.
Victor begins to like have alife or something like that.

(01:27:39):
So what.
What is happening?
I am.
I am accidentally.
I'm doing something I shouldand I don't know what I'm doing.
I think it's because I'm tired.
We're.
We're at an hour and 27.
We're two hours into this.
It's either an hour and a halfor two hours.
I can't tell because it showslike 1:27.

(01:27:59):
I think that's two.
It's not an hour and 30.
Well, yeah, it would be two.
It wouldn't be.
It says.
It says 1 colon 27 colon 1 8.
And that's the second.
So I think we're at two hours.
I don't know because I didn'ttime whenever I started this shit.
So I think it's two, but Idon't know if it's two.

(01:28:21):
And you're probably just astired as me at this point.
If you're driving to work andyou're listening to a fucking exhausted
40 something year old baldstreamer trying to get through why
this foot baby is coming outof this woman.
And is it a.
Is it alive?
Is it not?
What's happening?
Who the fuck knows?

(01:28:41):
And I. I'm.
I am kind of.
I think I'm starting to losemy mind.
I think I am really startingto lose my mind.
I thi.
I think it's finally happened.
I think it's finally happened.
And I'm tired.
I'm really tired.
But we're gonna make it through.
We'll make it through thisdeep dive.
We can't have a part three.

(01:29:02):
A puppet.
You're telling me, my littleveal cannon.
Well, we already.
My prodigy.
Yeah.
My legacy is just some.
Any knuckle.
Well.
Well, it says right here.
It says the Victor who existsin Dead by Daylight is almost certainly
not the original, but in anentity construct.
And the proof is that he re.
He regenerates.

(01:29:22):
Easy for me to say.
What is wrong with me?
So anyway, he can regenerate.
He has supernatural rec.
It says recreation.
I thought it said recreation.
Supernatural recreation.
You're going to a ghost house.
Supernatural recreation.
And then also he's not a Person.
He's a power.
And then he has milky whiteeyes which are supposedly evidence

(01:29:45):
that the entity is something.
And then it's a third eye inthe model that they never talk about
in the lore.
And then also the.
The eye might mark that theentity is influencing it.
So they think that this mightbe the entity's gift to Charlotte
for.
For killer.

(01:30:06):
I knew something was aboutthat third eye.
Mechanical poof.
You mean the fact thatsurvivors can stomp on my boy and
he just comes back likenothing happened?
Of course it ain't biological.
You think I'm fucking stupid?
You think I don't know if thatkid don't regenerate?
Well, here's what really gets me.
What didn't just lie to Charlotte.
Yeah.
It gave her exactly what she wanted.
Well, never leave her again.

(01:30:27):
A brother who always come back.
Well that is a manifestationof a trauma.
That's fucking poetry right there.
Well, you've been turned loveinto a weapon.
Literally.
Yeah.
Took a sister's grief and madeinto a fucking gameplay mechanic.
White eyes.
Charlotte can't even see the truth.
She's looking at her brotherthrough entity tinted glasses.

(01:30:49):
That third eye.
I don't know that that's howthe song goes.
I think it's rose colored glasses.
The entity signature.
Like tagging his fuckinggraffiti on stolen goods.
Supremely cruel.
You goddamn right is cruel.
Is genius level cruelty.
Give someone almost what they want.
Give him a brother shapedthing that kills on command.
Make them grateful for thescraps out here.

(01:31:11):
Serving life sentences for afucking hologram.
Well, even if he's fake.
Yeah.
Even if he's just Anthony Clayshaped like Victor.
He's still hers.
Still fights with her, stillprotects her.
Still still better than nothing.
He thinks is so fucking smart.
Thinks it pulled the ultimate con.
I think it does.
Charlotte don't care if he's real.

(01:31:31):
She take puppet Victor over noVictor every single time.
Well, yes.
Maybe that's the real tragedy here.
The entity didn't justweaponize her love.
It made her grateful for thechance to be you.
That's the most up thing Iever heard.
Or not.
He's still my little meatball.
Oh, he still got more heartthan you'll ever have.
Toxic.
Hey, shut the up.

(01:31:54):
So anyway.
No, nothing.
I got nervous.
Wait, so the Victor you taketo the grocery store?
Actually.
So the Victor you take to thegrocery store.
Is that a puppet?
Is that puppet Victor?
I thought he only existed.
He only existed.

(01:32:15):
Now we're going off topic.
In the entities realm.
How is he strolling aroundJersey And Little Italy.
Oh, this is good music to have.
Whenever I'm doing this,whenever I'm like typing.
Oh, I love it.

(01:32:35):
I need to do more of that.
I like it.
Have a little ambiance.
As we would.
Pooh Tom.
We have a little.
Oh my God.
This is low words.
This is the worst fucking shitthat's ever happened.
We still have to say where thefuck are the viewers from?

(01:32:55):
This is a nightmare.
Okay, I'm so tired.
I am so tired.
I can't keep going.
I can't.
I am fucking exhausted.
I have stuff I have to do today.
That's not talking to an AIabout a puppet monster going into

(01:33:16):
New Jersey.
I. Ok.
I think I pissed him off.
Ok, hang on.
Just start playing fuckingrandom sounds.
I don't even know what to talk about.
Ok, here we go.
Here we go.
So I asked like what?
Like.
Okay, hang on.
I can't even do it.
I can't even fucking do.

(01:33:37):
There we go.
Okay, see?
There we go.
We've got it.
We're back, everybody.
We're back with a little bitmore energy.
Not.
Not a lot, but a little.
I'm just running on fumes atthis point.
I'm just screaming random nonsense.
At two the.
Did you just.
Are you questioning my methodsa little?

(01:33:57):
You think I can't get my boyout of the fog?
Jesus.
You think Nikki, they don'tgot connections?
Where are you, chrome dome?
Cannoli reject?
Hey, you think the entity'sthe only one who can make deals?
Well, I got my ownarrangements, my own contracts.
Where.
Maybe it's the real victim.
Maybe Sherlock shared.
Maybe I got him on fucking timeshare.

(01:34:18):
He's just fucking delusional.
Maybe I made my own deal withthe anti.
You don't know what Isacrificed, what I traded.
How many fucking offerings Iburned to get weekend visitation
rights.
The grocery store.
Victor is different.
He's.
What is he?
He's what?
Wait, how the fuck does he eatcannoli if he's.

(01:34:39):
You know what?
Fucking logic, fucking question.
Maybe I got multiple Victors.
He's one of the franchise.
Maybe there's a whole factoryof tiny killing machines.
Or maybe, and hear me out on.
This, maybe I'm such a legend that.
I. Trance, did he just then.
You peasant understanding of reality.

(01:35:00):
I don't know what the.
Is happening.
Nikki has lost his mind.
I think I made him questionhimself to the point where he comes
to.
Little Italy because I said so.
He exists outside the trialsbecause family finds a way.
You think someinterdimensional Spider.
God can keep me from my protege.
I'm the Vice dawn of digital entertainment.

(01:35:21):
I got sources, I got methods.
I got loopholes in the cosmic contract.
Oh, geez.
Question my grocery store.
Victor again.
Toxic.
See what happens.
Oh my God.
Some things you just don'tfucking question.
Apparently you don't becausethat will send him into a fucking
tailspin that we've neverheard before.

(01:35:49):
This is.
This is awful.
So we've got our conclusion.
We are at the end.
We are finally here.
We are.
We are here at the end.
The conclusion.
The ultimate corruption of love.
The twins represent narrativeand mechanical pinnacle of Dead by

(01:36:11):
Daylight storytelling.
An ecosystem where everyelement reinforces a tragedy.
The story operates on multiplelevels, biological.
So the miracle of the twinseven surviving trauma bonding.
We've got psychological,mechanical, codependency in gameplay.
And then we also have a metanarrative of real world persecution

(01:36:33):
mirroring fictional suffering.
They were born innocent,condemned by ignorance, shaped by
trauma and transformed intoinstruments of the very force that
feeds their pain.
Their love, the only lightbecame the tool of damnation in the
fog.
Charlotte kills not fromhatred, but from manipulated love.
She protects a brother whoisn't there, serves an entity that

(01:36:54):
wears his face and perpetuatesviolence in the name of a bond that
should have been sacred.
This is horror at its most sophisticated.
Not jump scares or gore, butthe systematic perversion of humanity's
greatest strengths areconnections to one another.
The twins stand as Dead byDaylight's most complete artistic

(01:37:17):
statement.
I don't know about that.
It says the evil's greatestvictory isn't in destroying love,
but corrupting it into aweapon against itself.
Side by side, forever.
But.
But forever in hell.
Thank you for being a friend.

(01:37:39):
Travel down the road back again.
Your heart is true.
You're a pal and a conf.
Now I'm sure Nikki's gonnahave a totally separate idea of what
this means and what the whole.
This is perversion of love andall that.
He's.
I.
There's no tell.
I think he may know the Observer.

(01:38:01):
How else do you get Victor outand take him to the Kroger on the
weekend?
And he has weekend visitation rights.
I don't even fucking knowwhat's going on anymore.
And we've got a finalstatement about this conclusion from
Nikki Dente.
This is gonna be.
This is gonna be it.
I don't know that we'll beable to do.

(01:38:22):
Where the fuck are the viewers from?
Because I'm so.
I don't feel like I can devotewhat I need to.
To this, given what we've been through.
Today, the ultimate corruptionof love.
You know what?
Fuck that title, okay?
You think this is corruption?
The ultimate corruption.

(01:38:42):
Oh, no, it's the other one.
I hit the wrong one.
You know what?
Fuck that title, okay?
You think this is corruption?
This is fucking survival.
This is what love looks likewhen the whole universe is against
you.
Name the mechanical pinnacle.
Oh, you want to get fancy now?
You want to talk aboutartistic statements?

(01:39:03):
Here's your artistic statement.
Oh, God.
Family beats everything.
Even death.
Even gods.
Even your pretentious analysissay that love became a weapon.
Good.
No?
Beautiful.
You know what's better than love?
That sits there and takes it?
No.
Love that fights back.
Love that kills.

(01:39:23):
You heard us.
Now we hurt you forever.
Right?
She protects a brother whoisn't truly there.
That's the other.
He's more there than you'llever be, you philosophical piece
of.
You think Charlotte gives aAbout your definitions?
Your reality?
No.
Your systematic perversion.
She's got a brother.
They're together.
They're killing together.
That ain't hell.

(01:39:43):
That's heaven for people like us.
Evil's greatest victory.
You got it all wrong, professor.
This ain't evil's victory.
This is love's victory.
Charlotte and Victor beat death.
They beat separation.
They beat every thing theuniverse threw at him.
So they killed forever Devilin a fog dimension.
So what?

(01:40:03):
At least they're together.
You know what the real horror is?
What?
It ain't that love.
It's that the world made corruption.
The only option is that theyhad to become monsters just to stay
monsters together.
The entity didn't corrupttheir love.
It just gave it teeth, gave itclaws, gave it the power it always
deserved.
Yeah, so you could take yoursophisticated horror and your men

(01:40:25):
narrative and shove them upyour are perfect.
Their love is perfect.
Their kills are perfect.
Side by side, forever.
They are right.
And if that's hell, thenhell's got the best family reunion
ever.
Charlotte and Victor Deshay,the only killers in the fall.
I know what real love looks like.
And that's why they're mine.
That's why they're family.

(01:40:47):
Now get the out of here withyour depression.
We got trials to win.
There we go.
We finally made it to the endhere of the breakdown of the twins.

(01:41:09):
The what?
What do we even call.
I don't even know.
The deep dive, Loves fucking whatever.
And I'm tired and I don't knowthat I'm gonna be.
I can't give.
Where the fuck are the viewers from?
What it needs this this week.
I. I don't think I can.
So we're gonna push it off tonext week.

(01:41:29):
I wonder what the rest of thesong sounded like.
Get around the toxics teacher.
I'm gonna fast forward becauseI need to know.
This is the.

(01:41:50):
I'm in.
I like it.
It's good.
Only two weeks killing.

(01:42:13):
I'm.
I'm taking a drink.
I apologize.
Let the madness begin.
Is he a baby?
So he.
Is that.

(01:42:33):
Okay.
So there we go.
We go on a good note.
We're going on a good note.
Know.
But you know what we have to do?
You know what we have to do?
We have to get our outro forepisode 65.
We always have to get our outro.
And I don't know.
Hey, Nikki, we need an outro song.
Outro song genre for this week.

(01:42:54):
For this week.
We talked about patch 9.1.1.
And how.
What do we talk about?
How behavior gave up on their chain.
On their.
On some of their shit.
Of their shit.
Because people got so pissedand they walked back the perks.

(01:43:21):
Last stand.
Last stand.
Right.
Oh, I could do this.
Last stand.
And street wise, also, theynerfed fog vials a little.
And they kill switched.
Some people are less pissed,but they up also.

(01:43:46):
We did part two of the deepdive on the twins.
And we converted our themesong theme song into both French
and German.
And laughed at the cursing.

(01:44:07):
The cursing.
Go back.
I could do it twice.
And laughed at the cursing.
Wow.
We had a packed episode this week.
And Nikki got all emotionalabout Charlotte getting delusional.
Delusional about Victor beingdead and how much their love conquers

(01:44:36):
all or something weird like that.
Okay, so let's get this.
We're gonna give it to Nikki.
I have no idea what he's gonna say.
And this could.
This could be bad.
I don't know if we're gonnaget a real one or not.
We'll find out.
And we're at what, an hour and44 minutes?
That might be two and that.
Are we at two?

(01:44:57):
That.
That.
That's two hours and 20 minutes.
We're almost at two and a halfhours on here.
This is.
No, I'm gonna.
I'm.
I'm vetoing this week.
I don't normally veto.
Shut up, bitch.
I'm vetoing it this week.

(01:45:17):
Do better.
Okay, so that.
Yeah, there we go.
There's a.
There's a GPT5 Pro.
But you have to pay like $200a month for.
I'm not paying for that.
I'll pay for the 20.
I'm not paying for that $200bullshit I did.
I just now saw that becausethat wasn't even an option before.
I wonder what the.
Ooh, just think of what Nikkiwould be like If I paid 200.

(01:45:38):
See, but they told me not todo that.
Remember that?
I was thinking about doing it it.
But I'm not going to do it.
Okay, so Nikki's thinking.
Nick, he's thinking, he'sthinking, he's thinking, he's thinking.
And I don't even know how tobe entertaining at this point.
Where the fuck are the viewers from?
We're.
We're gonna have to.
I. I don't know if we're gonnado two or if we're gonna have something

(01:46:00):
else.
We have a meatball match ofthe week, which was fun.
We haven't had survivorssaying stupid shit.
They've had so much stupid shit.
It's ridiculous.
We haven't had.
We have other segments, right?
I can't even think.
I. I can't even think f. What.
What is this?

(01:46:21):
I. I don't even know what anyof this shit is.
He's giving me options here.
He's giving me options, and Idon't know.
So he's giving me Walk Back Ska.
He's giving me Fog Wave, hazySynth Wave.

(01:46:43):
He's also giving me KillSwitch Garage.
He's giving me Lulla Drill.
I don't.
Is Lulla Drill a thing?
I'm going to do this beforeDak can even do it.
Is Lulla Drill.
Lulla Drill.
Music genre is that.
That cannot be a thing.
Lulla Drill.
There's Drill Music Drill, Rapsub genre.

(01:47:06):
There's not Lola Drill.
And then there's also Basement Tango.
So I'm going to actually.
Nikki, you pick.
Nikki, you pick the genre outof those five, I don't know which
one he picks.
I hope he doesn't pick Luladrill.
I'm hoping to God that thismotherfucker does not pick Lulladrill

(01:47:31):
or else I. I may veto that.
I may have to go even fartherand say there's no fucking way.
Okay.
He's actually.
He's actually doing it.
No.
Okay, so we're doing LalaDrill for the twins.

(01:47:53):
Creepy music box plus DrillBase, Kill Switch, hiccups, and then
feelings about Charlotte and Victor.
He says, let's go.
So, guys, Here is your Outro65 LaLa drill, which is not a thing.
We know Drill is, but I don'tknow what Lola Drill is.

(01:48:14):
Guys, we will see you next week.
Satan is still not in thebuilding but I want you to go ahead
and get the out of here.
Lala drill.
What the is this?

(01:48:47):
So so they walk it all back.
You're noisy, you're underrated.
So shut your mouth and listento the sh.

(01:49:23):
This is camping them softly afor all your crime.
In your ear whispering allyour fears.

(01:49:49):
Kill switch engaged and surethey go Game over.
Sam is camping them softly abe for all you PR he be stowing 65

(01:50:39):
and in your ear whispering allyour fear deeper deep Sam.
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