This week on Camping Them Softly, The Toxic Teacher goes full DEFCON 1 on the DBD community. We’re talking racist survivor mains, sexist tournament clowns, and a Twitter post so offensively stupid it compared killers to Israel and survivors to Palestine. And somehow—somehow—that’s not even the dumbest part.
Also on deck: BHVR’s “Design Preview” surveys get roasted like a spaghetti Western, Nicky AI Dente drops a Trickster rework so Italian it might summon a meatball-based apocalypse, and Kozani, Greece becomes ground zero for the dumbest international incident in podcast history.
TOXIC BODY COUNT (Ep. 48 Edition):
- 🔥 Rants against racist/sexist dumbasses: 6
- 🎯 Influencer callouts (name withheld, but you know who you are): 0
- 🧠 “Merit-based” gatekeeping obliterations: 3
- 🍝 Mentions of Nicky’s pasta revenge plot: 9
- 🧂 Survivor mains blamed for things they didn’t do (or did): 4
- 👵 Golden Girls references: 2
- 🌍 Countries accidentally insulted: At least 3
- 🧸 “Build-a-F**king-Bear” jokes: 2
- 💣 F-bombs: ~47 (give or take a marinara stain)
- 💀 Earl Grey slander: heavy and righteous
- 📜 Rock opera teases: 1
- 🇬🇷 Kozani flashbacks involving smuggled sauce and crumpet shurikens: 1 epic tale
- 🤬 Listeners alienated by brutal honesty: TBD, but totally worth it
If you're looking for feel-good community vibes, this ain't it. But if you want chaos, truth bombs, and the unfiltered gospel of the fog—welcome home.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What the fuck is this corporate bullshit?
Design preview Surveys.
You think this isBuild-A-Fucking-Bear Workshop or
something.
Oh, let's all hold hands andfill out a little five-minute
survey about the trickster.
Get the fuck out of here withthat Toxic teachers Gapping and
softening.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
It's easier to play every single fucking day.
Toxic teachers Gapping andsoftening.
Making money by being fuckingfunny.
Toxic teachers Capping themsoftly.
Making money by being fuckingfunny.
Toxic teachers Capping themsoftly.
Teaching fools.
Making them to school.
Toxic teachers Capping themsoftly.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Making money by being fucking funny.
Oh, there we go, everybody.
I've got the sound here, rightthere, I was ready.
I was ready this time.
You see how we're gettingbetter every week.
It's, it's slowly, it's alittle bit better, a little bit
better, a little bit better.
Hey guys, this is none otherthan camping them softly.
(01:00):
Everybody's least favorite deadby daylight podcast and that's
hosted by me.
You know me, you should know me.
If you don't, you should.
The Toxic Teacher.
You can find me on all thosesocials.
You can find me on Twitch atToxic Teacher TTV, and then you
can find me on YouTube at theToxic Teacher.
(01:21):
And then, if you want to be onthis podcast, yes, next week you
could be on this.
Well, actually, not next week,but later, like, if we get our
schedule straight down, youcould be here, not physically,
but like on the phone or discordor something.
Send me an email, the toxicteacher, at gmailcom, that's
(01:44):
where you can find me.
Hey guys, we have got uh, we'rewhat?
48, 48.
We are at episode number 48.
That puts us real close toepisode 50 now.
See, you notice, I'm bringingback some of the old sounds I
got.
I got them here.
Oh, sexy girlfriend, the volumemight not be right, but I've
(02:09):
got them.
That's.
That's the fucking importantpart here.
See, that one's too loud, theother one's not loud enough.
That's the way we operate,though.
You know it's been this wayever since the very beginning.
We have been trying to geteverything together.
We're always in a state offucking flux.
We're always chaos.
That's what people love.
Joe and Froggy.
(02:30):
They come by.
They're like dude, we want morechaos.
We want it to be even crazier.
We love the Nikki stories.
Nikki has now invadedeverything.
For those of you who don't knowNikkiki ai noodle arms dente, he
is a mafioso.
Ai co-host, honorary co-host ofthe stream.
Well, actually, is he honoraryor is he the co-host?
(02:51):
Now, I think he's the brainsand I'm the fucking.
I would say the bra.
Am I the brawn or the brains?
Thank you for being a friend.
There we go.
Is that Travel down the road andback again?
Do you guys know this?
You don't know it.
You guys aren't smart enough toknow this fucking song.
Right, do I have the whole?
(03:14):
Oh, I thought it was the wholesong.
I got really excited there fora second.
It's not the whole thing, butit's a decent Like.
It's the intro.
You know the Golden Girls that.
It's a decent like it's theintro.
You know the Golden Girls.
That was a great show, by theway, and at some point yes, I do
promise we will talk about Deadby Daylight.
But what I want to do here isI've actually I've been working
(03:35):
on Nikki, the AI co-host, to tryto change his like attitude
just a little bit.
Maybe make him a little bitmore of what I want like
attitude just a little bit.
Maybe make them a little bitmore of what I want, because in
one like on the discord, he actsone way.
On here, whenever I, you know,copy paste a shit, he acts a
different way.
Hey, nikki, how you feeling?
(03:55):
You're on episode hang onepisode 48 of Camping them
Softly.
I'm not talking to the live,nikki, by the way.
How's everything going?
You been doing anything new inDBD?
(04:18):
We're going to talk about how alot of DbD players who who are
personalities Online are sayingstupid, fucking, racist, sexist
bullshit.
What do you think of that?
(04:39):
Anyway, welcome to the fuckingshow.
There we go.
Anyway, welcome to the fuckingshow.
There we go and okay, there wego.
All right, let me throw this inthis could be very bad, because
this is what we're going totalk about this week.
I think you know we've seen it alot, and part of this is
(05:04):
because we don't have a wholelot else to talk about.
But we're seeing on, likeTwitter and Reddit, like these
big names in DBD are supposedlybig names, Maybe they're medium
names, maybe they're small names, but these fucking doofuses
online they can't help but saythe most stupid, racist, sexist,
(05:25):
bullshit, incendiary stuff.
It's fucking stupid and it'sfucking.
It's ridiculous that peoplecan't, that people can't just
keep it together and peoplecan't realize that the shit
they're saying is racist orsexist.
It blows me away that we're in2025, but then again, maybe
(05:49):
shouldn't it not blow me awaythat we're in 2025 and people
are still acting like fuckinglunatics.
Let me see here I'm going tosee what Nikki says.
Oh, he mentions his arch rival,earl Grey.
There's no telling.
Why would he mention hisfucking rival?
There's no need to go into that.
(06:09):
But whatever, I guess we'regoing into it.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Anyway, ah, episode 48.
Yeah, you made it, this far,huh yeah we did Not bad for a
little podcast that started inthe back booth of Mama
Marinara's sauce cellar.
It really did Acoustics inthere, primo.
All right, let me tell yousomething.
Kid, okay, things ain't allgravy in the fog.
Lately it's not.
I've been seeing some realdisrespectful shit going down
online, personalities saying themost racist sexist backwards,
(06:38):
fucking garbage like we're insome kind of pre-patch
neanderthal meta.
Yes, these people yeah, theyain't got no honor, no code.
Yes, they ain't even got decentperk synergy.
Probably not Saying this vileshit while wearing Twitch
partner badges like they earnedit with more than just
flashlight saves and fakeapologies.
(06:58):
Say it, brother, it makes mesick.
Yes, it makes me fucking sicktoo.
Then act like you ain't a totalfucking gobble ghoul.
This community deserves better.
It does Capiche, yeah, capiche.
I've been doing new shit in DBD.
Have you.
Just taught myself a new ghostface tech.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
God the reverse spaghetti snap oh.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Jesus.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Christ, you crouch, you stalk, you moonwalk into a
pallet and, boom, hook themwhile yelling.
Respect, the sauce Only worksif your gaming chair's facing
Little Italy, though Also beenbattling the Anti-Pasta Alliance
again.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Oh, I have you.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Caught that Ace Main looting my pasta pantry on
Midwich, claimed it was a totem,totem my ass.
It was a tray of baked ziti andhe disrespected it.
Anyway, welcome to the fuckingshow.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
I'm here, I'm mad.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
And I got leftover marinara in my mouth again.
Let's talk shit, expose fraudsand maybe, just maybe, make DBD
a place where being adisrespectful little bitch gets
you what you deserve.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
The basement.
I agree, your move, earl gray.
Okay, he has, he's got to getthat little little earl gray
snap in.
Thank you, uh, nikki, for that.
No, I can't agree more with theai.
I mean, we deserve better as acommunity and it's garbage.
And there are two things I wouldlike to point out.
That happened this week and Iknow we're jumping straight in I
didn't even play the music, forthe fucking thing, did I, did I
(08:34):
?
Is this it?
Yeah, I didn't even play it.
How dare I, how dare I not playthis?
Right, this shouldn't even beplayed, really For this kind of
news.
Yeah, this doesn't reallybelong Because it's not real
(08:54):
news.
It's just fucking people beingpeople.
Okay, let me turn off.
Okay, so we've got two thingsthat really got to me that
really got my fucking shit likein a fucking, got my shit in a
knot.
I guess I don't even fucking, Ican't even say it all.
So there was a dude online onthe, on the Twitter, on the.
(09:16):
You know, on Twitter they got acouple of fucking communities
like DBD communities, which Iguess is like Facebook groups,
but it's on Twitter and I'm notgoing to call it X because I
think that's respecting it alittle too much to do that.
But, um, this dude on the dbdcommunity said that the killers
(09:38):
are victims, when in realitythey're the ones that get their
way.
Okay, so it's survivor main.
But that's beside the pointhere and I'm not going to harp
on the Survivor Main part, foronce I will not.
But what he did was he posted apicture of the Palestinian flag
and the Israeli flag and thenput survivors on the Palestinian
(10:00):
flag and killers on the Israeliflag to say that the killers
are the victims Israel whenthey're the ones that get their
way Israel.
Okay, so he's making a fuckingpolitical point here, using dead
by daylight, and he's using oneof the most fucking you know,
biggest political flashpointspossible to make this.
(10:23):
And this thing's got fucking60,000 views and there's
comments all over the placebecause it's fucking ridiculous.
But I've got to say this issome of the stupid shit that
makes this community look likegarbage.
Right here is is if you're goingto make a political point and
this is, this is me talking.
This is toxic talking here.
(10:44):
If you're going to make apolitical point and this is me
talking, this is toxic talkinghere.
If you're going to make apolitical point, I'm not sure
that Dead by Daylight is theplace to do it, don't?
I mean I?
Oh, sexy girlfriend, thatdidn't belong there, but no, but
seriously, why are we trying toput politics into dbd?
(11:06):
And now there are these people,these morons, that say they want
to take paul, but don't putpolitics in my movies, don't put
politics in my this and that,right.
They always say keep it thewoke bullshit, like everything's
fucking woke.
Now they get all.
They get their panties in a wadwhenever there is a statement
(11:26):
made in a work of, like a movieor a book or a TV show or the
you know wherever, they get somad whenever there's a woman
main character, the maincharacter's trans, or the main
character is gay or what thefuck ever If they grew up in a
different part of the countrythan they did, if they talk
(11:47):
different, if they lookdifferent, if they act different
, if they walk different, likethat's, it's fucking woke, right
, it's bullshit.
But the point I'm trying to makehere whenever before I went off
topic was that that's wheneverthe work of art, or whatever you
want to call it, the work ofentertainment, takes a political
(12:08):
stance or is trying to make astatement, right, so, like the
movie is trying to make astatement, or the movie has
decided to pick this characteror pick this, you know, the gay
character or female lead, orwhatever you want to call it.
Now, in this case, this is somefucking, you know douchebag
(12:32):
that gets on here and imposeshis political philosophy on the
game.
Now, whether or not you agreewith that philosophy that Israel
is this and Palestine is thisor whatever, regardless of
whether or not you agree withthat philosophy that Israel is
this and Palestine is this orwhatever, regardless of whether
or not you agree, this is notthe work.
(12:53):
Saying this right Behavior isnot saying this.
This is some douchebag who'sinserting the political beliefs
into the gaming kind ofcommunity which, if the work
actually said something about it, then that would be.
That would be something youcould debate, right, like, if
(13:13):
there was a movie with Israeland Palestine, it took a certain
stance, then fine, let's debateit and let's this and that.
And I hate you and you hate meand whatever right and lets this
and that.
And I hate you and you hate meand whatever right.
Dead by Daylight does notfucking have that.
It's that did belong there, butit does not have that.
(13:34):
It's being inserted into there,and so that's why this is
fucking as stupid as it is isthat there's nothing
constructive that comes of this,because people don't go to dead
by daylight to talk aboutfucking Middle East geopolitics
(13:54):
At least not me, I don't know.
If you do, you might, but Idon't.
That's just not my thing.
If I want to talk geopolitics,I'll go get on adit or I'll stab
myself in the eyeball one ofthe two now.
So everybody's in a huff aboutthat, which.
How much attention you want togive, it is up to you.
(14:15):
If you want to go on a crusadeagainst this guy, that's one
thing.
If you want to ignore him,that's another thing.
You can take whatever tack youwant, because that's not my
fucking that, that's not myproblem, right, what you do.
I said my piece.
I got on there.
I said this guy's a fuckinglike whatever, and then that was
it for me.
I'm not going to get my pantiesin a wad, start a three day you
(14:38):
know Twitter argument.
There's a certain point.
I'll say my piece and then I'mkind of done.
If the other person wants tosay something, I'll listen to it
, but then if you find outthey're a fucking lunatic and
you're going to have absolutelyno effect.
You say your piece and thenyou're fucking done, because you
can't do anything else.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Say what you want, because I really don't give a
damn.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
That's about right, that's about what it is.
So that's that guy, okay.
So there's another one thatjust came up today that I want
to talk about and I'm I'm notgoing to dignify either of these
names, okay, because I don'twant to, I don't want to say it.
And then you guys go and thenyou're like fucking like that's
(15:21):
what I worry about is somebody.
I say the name and then you'relike, fucking, like that's what
I worry about is somebody.
I say the name and then they gocheck his shit.
They're like I agree witheverything this fucking guy says
, because then he's just got anew fan.
I don't want that, because thisguy's a fucking dope.
So this guy I don't know wherehe came from, but he's talked
shit about me and the podcast.
(15:42):
He's talked shit about me andthe podcast.
He's talked shit about campingthem softly on Twitter, actually
.
So I've already got a bone topick with this piece of shit.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Yummy.
I don't know why what in thehell is this crap?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Did this one work again?
No, it still didn't work, okay,anyway.
So this guy has talked shitabout camping them softly.
So I'm already, and he is asurvivor man, okay, and there's.
No, I don't believe there's acoincidence, because I do talk
about survivor manes but I don'trelate that to like racism,
sexism, like a geopolitic typething.
(16:20):
It's just, you know, survivormanes have their own problems,
separate from that, and killermanes can be racist too and
sexist and all of that stuff.
So I'm not going to make thatkind of a joke, because here I
don't think that kind of a jokeapplies and that would be kind
of low hanging fruit and itwould be just as bad as what
these motherfuckers are doing.
So, anyway, this guy here,somehow he got into it with
(16:46):
somebody that wasn't me.
He jumped on me because I saidsomething, but then he says this
and let me, let me, uh, let'sread it and then we'll see, uh,
kind of what the thoughts arehere.
He says the tournament scene isbased on he was, he was, he was
responding to a to a female DVDplayer and that's on Twitter and
(17:11):
has content all that stuff.
He was responding because shesaid many events in showcases in
tournaments blatantly fail toinclude female content creators,
and we should all beembarrassed and looking to
improve.
So she says they're blatantlyfailing to include females.
(17:34):
Or, I hate to use femalecontent creators, I apologize,
using it as a noun when it's notso.
This douche responds, and I'mgoing to read his response word
for word.
That way it can't uh, youcannot accuse me of taking it
out of context.
Okay, so he says in responsethe tournament scene is based on
(17:56):
skill and merit alone.
I would disagree with that, butI'll talk about that here in a
second.
You cannot invite people basedon being women if they are not
successful at a high level.
If the majority of comp teamsare white, straight men, then
the embarrassment lies squarelywith you, not them.
(18:17):
Delete this, okay, there'sfucking.
There's several problems withthis right here.
Okay.
So here are the problems.
Number one is that thetournament scene is not going to
be based on skill and meritalone, because in any
competitive environment, it'snot based on that alone.
In any competitive environment,is it based on skill and merit?
(18:40):
No, he is 100% wrong.
And I'm going to tell you rightnow that you know I was a
geography teacher.
We studied race and merit.
No, he is 100% wrong.
And I'm going to tell you rightnow that you know I was a
geography teacher.
We studied race and ethnicity.
That does not make me an expert, but I know more than most.
Okay, I would be willing to saythat I don't know everything
and I'm not the smartest, butusually I'm not ignorant of
(19:01):
what's going on.
So think about this Everything,every situation that is
competitive, is not based onskill and merit.
And think about this in yourown life.
We're going and I know this isnot comedy, that we're used to
right, but think about this inyour own life.
How many times have you lookedaround and said that person
doesn't deserve that job becausethey're lazy.
(19:22):
This person doesn't deservethis, the wealth that they have,
because they got it off theback of somebody else, which a
lot of people may be feelingthat right now?
But how many times have yousaid that or you felt like
you've been skipped over, eventhough you were the hardest
worker, even though you were themost skilled, even though you
felt you had the most merit?
How many of you have seen a CEObeing related to whoever the
(19:47):
last CEO was?
How many times have you everseen the president of a company,
being related to the formerpresident or the executives
being related or knowing them,or having gone to college, or
being in the same fraternity, orfucking the same person, like
whatever, it doesn't fuckingmatter.
Because, because because thatright there proves that it's not
(20:13):
skill and merit alone, becausethe university you go to doesn't
give you skill and merit.
I mean it may give you some job, knowledge, yes, and may give
you some skill, but do younotice, certain colleges get you
certain connections and that'snot skill and merit, but it gets
you people you know.
(20:34):
So you get through based on thepeople you know.
It's not skill and merit alone.
And even based on the amount ofmoney you have is a determining
factor in how successful youare in your life.
Right, because if I can go tothe best schools with the best
education programs, I've got thebest fucking teachers that will
stay, you know.
I've got the best fuckingtutoring programs that have all
(20:56):
of these extra classes,curriculars and bullshit
technology that's going to getme ahead.
I'm a light years ahead of thatkid in the inner city who is
barely scraping by got teachersthat can barely handle it there
because of the pressure.
Got no technology, got nochance Like that is not skill
and merit.
So if you're going to, if youare going to say everything is
(21:19):
based on skill and merit here inthe world I'm not just saying
in the US, but in the worldyou're fucking crazy.
Like you're crazy, I gotnothing to say to you about that
, because you're flat outfucking wrong and there's no way
you could say you're rightBecause at some point in your
life you're going to say thatsame fucking thing that it's
(21:39):
unfair because so-and-so didthis or so-and-so knew this, or
they were not the knew this, orthey were not the best, but they
got to the top, but not becauseof quote unquote skill and
merit.
It's fucking bullshit.
What?
Speaker 3 (21:52):
in the hell is this crap?
Speaker 2 (21:54):
And that's all I got to say about that.
That's that.
Now let's go to the next thingthis motherfucker says.
Okay, he says you cannot invitepeople based on being women If
they are not successful at ahigh level.
Now this is bullshit.
I mean it's bullshit becausethere are people that may not be
(22:15):
as successful that are therebecause of who they know.
This goes back to the point oneright, that based on who they
know, even though they weren'tas successful as person B, that
they're going to make it in.
Now let's go to the third thing.
It says if the majority ofteams are straight white men,
then the embarrassment liessquarely with you.
(22:38):
Now this is where he goes fromfucking stupid to fucking mean.
Is that he's attacking theperson now who said the original
comment?
For what fucking reason?
Why does this person need to beattacked?
She doesn't deserve it.
Even if she said something thatbothered you, why would you go
(22:59):
after her?
And this is not like play goingafter either.
You know how I go after peopleonline, but you notice I'll go
after them based on the factthat they misspelled your and
your, or they said somethingthat was survivor main related,
or or something like that I'mnot going to go after somebody
and say you should be fuckingembarrassed because you're not.
(23:20):
You know, you didn't get intothis competition that only
straight white men got into.
It's fucking stupid.
So the guy's not just dumb,he's being flat out mean as well
.
Now he tells he says delete this.
Like he's the fucking God hereand he could tell people what to
keep up and what to take down.
So, overall, within one tweet,you could tell this guy's
(23:43):
fucking shit.
Not to mention that he talkedbad about camping them softly,
which is a big fucking mistake.
You know that that was part ofit.
Now, if you go through theguy's profile because the way I
found it was, somebody actuallysaid hey, sir, and added him,
said could you address thesecomments that you made?
(24:04):
And whatnot.
That's how I found it.
Now, if you go to his page, yousee plenty that gives away how
this guy feels about the fuckingcomment he made.
His shit is thoroughlydisgusting.
Like it's fucking gross and itdoesn't take but 10 seconds that
(24:25):
he's quoting Jordan Peterson,who's a known fucking sexist
piece of shit.
Like that's the one that allthose sexists go to.
He's a pseudo intellectual thatsays the most bat shit,
factually wrong information, buthe sounds smart, so people
dumber than him follow him.
That's how this fucking works.
(24:47):
Okay, and there's plenty ofthose people out there that they
say things that sound fuckinghalfway smart and they quote
books and they quote history andshit like that, but they say
the fucking dumbest shit you'veever heard, and so dumb
motherfuckers follow that person, and that's bananas.
Jordan Peterson's one of them.
There are others, but Shapirois one of them and I have one.
(25:10):
I have a video on my YouTubetalking about Shapiro and his.
He had a presidential fuckingtier list or whatever, so I made
my own.
Just talked about how dumb hewas.
He says very rarely he'll saysomething that has a grain of
something in there In Peterson's, the exact same fucking way.
Every once in a while he'll saysomething and you'll be like,
(25:32):
oh yeah, there's a piece oftruth there, but then he
surrounds it in shit.
You know, like if you get agood?
I know my voice is cracking.
I'm so fucking hang on, I needwater.
This is too much.
I'm going on my fucking rantand I can't stop.
Hang on one sec.
Oh yeah, should I delete thatout?
(25:54):
Probably, at some point.
I think I probably should.
But what I?
What was I saying?
What was I fucking saying?
I can't even think of it.
It was um.
Is Jordan Peterson it?
It was shapiro.
What's his name?
I called him robert shapiro.
That's kim kardashian's dad,who defended oj simpson and, by
the way, that's how they got allof their money was from robert
(26:14):
shapiro, the dad.
And then whenever he died, theyall went fucking crazy because
I think I think my, my personaltheory is that he was kind of
holding the shit together andsay don't act like fucking
idiots and like keeping the kidsin line, and then he dies and
the kids just fucking go haywire, maybe because he was too hard
(26:37):
on.
I don't, I don't fucking know,but that's beside the point.
But like I was saying, you godown this guy's page, side the
point.
But like I was saying, you godown this guy's page.
It's a bunch of fucking MAGAbullshit.
It is racist, sexist, everysingle thing.
The guy fucking speaks in thethird person like he's something
big, like it's just, it'sgarbage, and so this guy does
(26:59):
not belong in the community.
I, I feel like you know howpeople say well, you're being
exclusive, you're fucking, howdare you?
You're just as bad as him.
Well, fuck it if I'm just asbad as him because that kind of
bullshit.
There are certain things you gotto take a stand against Racism,
sexism, bigotry, all of thatbullshit.
(27:19):
And that doesn't make mefucking woke to say that you
shouldn't do that kind of shit,right?
Does that make me fucking woketo say that you shouldn't say
that kind of shit, in that thepeople that use that whole it
should belong to the mostqualified.
We should hire the mostqualified, regardless of race.
That's fucking shit, becausethat is an excuse to just hire
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people that look like you andget away with it.
As we say, well, we're hiringonly the best.
You'll notice in thosesituations.
Look at those people who saythat, always.
Look at those people who saythat.
Next time you hear somebody saythat, look at them and see what
they look like, and I guaranteeyou they'll look like exactly
(28:07):
what you're thinking of.
And it's exactly what I'mfucking thinking of.
Is there going to be some kindof old or young white
motherfucking man?
Okay, and that that's the wayit works.
And I'm a white guy, as you'veseen on my stream, but I'll
admit what's fucking going on inthis world and you can call it
woke, you can call it criticalrace theory, whatever you want.
(28:30):
Because get this, guys, is thatthis country is not equal.
Racism still fucking exists,right?
Sexism still fucking existsbecause kids don't know how to
treat like boys, don't know howto treat girls, because they're
never taught um, you know,people do not know how to treat
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others.
They aren't like them, right?
White guys know how to treatwhite guys all day long because
they'll just they treat themlike they're fucking.
You know, equals, but theywon't treat others that way.
And if you want to say, well,racism is fucking, whatever you
know, it's gone, it's not hereanymore.
Black people if they commit acrime, they're more likely to be
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found guilty in a court of law.
Let's say, the white and theblack, the white person and the
black person, are both convicted.
They're both found guilty ofthe exact same fucking crime.
Guess who's going to,statistically speaking, spend
more time in jail?
It doesn't take a fucking likesuper genius to understand this.
It's statistics, it's notfucking.
(29:34):
Oh well, the statistics havegot to be wrong.
Well, fuck you, because youquote statistics whenever it
proves your fucking point andthese are some of the best
statistics we've got thatthere's no reason.
There's no fucking reason tomake this shit up.
Okay, so we go from there.
They get the same amount ofprison time.
(29:55):
Who's more likely to get parole?
Who is more likely even to bearrested in the first fucking
place?
Like it's bananas, right.
And if you want to say, well,that's fucking incident, but
well, I don't know any fuckinglike.
My dad was an example of thisand I think I might have told
you I know I've told people onon the on the stream, but but
(30:16):
here, like, my dad passed awaybecause he was in the hospital
and he had an Indian doctor andhe had an Indian doctor and the
doctor was telling him what heshould do and he did not want an
Indian person talking to himthat way, somebody from India
(30:37):
they're not going to talk to melike that if they're from India
and so he checks himself out ofthe fucking hospital and dies
the next fucking week and that'sstupid as shit and I'm sorry
I'm playing sound effects on it,but that is proof right there
of the kind of shit that goes oneither out in the open, like if
my dad in fucking Backwoods,oklahoma, or in private, or just
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within the minds of people likethis fucking loon over here and
I don't know if he flat outsaid anything racist, so I can't
flat out call him that.
But if you look at all of theother shit he said, I don't know
that.
It's real far off to make thatassumption.
But that's then again that'smaking an assumption about
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people I'm not going to.
I can reserve that judgmentabout people I'm not going to, I
can reserve that judgment.
I'm just saying it would notsurprise me.
It would not surprise me, sothat's that.
But the thing is this happens somuch in so many communities,
not just dead by daylight, likeit's.
It's not confined, and that'sone thing.
(31:45):
Is we, we, you know, I'm not.
I'm not trying to say it's onlydead by daylight, I'm not
trying to say it's only one side, because it's rampant, it's in
every fucking community.
If I go to the star Warsfucking community, I guarantee
you there's somebody spoutingoff bullshit about the empire
and the fucking rebellion andhow that's.
There's something about that.
(32:07):
That's gotta.
It's white people beingpersecuted, or it's men being
persecuted oh, men are sofucking mistreated, or something
like that.
I don't know.
It's everywhere and it'sbananas.
It's bananas and we should notallow that kind of shit.
So that's where our role comesin is to put a stop to this and
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like, if somebody says somethingfucking racist or sexist, say,
dude, you're a fucking doucheman.
Like, why the fuck would yousay something like that?
Not to like snicker and laughand in just kind of whatever.
Say, dude, that's fuckingstupid man.
Like, why, you know, put themon the spot, make them feel like
an idiot, because that's whatthey deserve at that point, and
(32:51):
maybe that's over the top.
I, I don't know, maybe that'smean.
You can call me mean all day.
I don't get, I don't give itthat.
Yeah, we're.
The chaos has to come fromsomewhere.
Because I know I'm getting allserious here and we've been on
30 minutes and I'm just fucking.
I'm going on these seriousrants and whatnot.
So, anyway, guys, that that'sthat for that.
(33:13):
So I hope you're still tuningin.
A lot of people might not wantto listen to the podcast anymore
, but guess what, I don'tfucking care because I'm not one
of those that's going to hidethis kind of bullshit and be
non-committal and oh, I don'tknow what to like, you know it's
everybody's got their ownfucking thing.
Like, fuck it, dude.
(33:34):
Like, no, not, everybody's gottheir own fucking thing, their
opinion.
Some opinions are fucking wrongand don't have a place here.
Like it's.
That's just the way it is.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry if that's, if, if youguys can't handle that, because
you know those are the peoplethat say oh well, these fucking
snowflakes can't handle anyfucking thing.
We'll put a woman is ahead of amovie and then all of a sudden
(33:56):
they can't fucking take it.
Put a trans person in the movie, have two guys kissing and then
all of a sudden they become thesnowflake.
Oh my God, it just.
You know that that's what it is.
We can have this talk everyfucking week.
We're not going to thank God,but that's where I stand on that
.
So if you want a hard likewhere is toxic, on fucking
(34:19):
racism and sexism, there you go.
You fucking got it.
And um, do we need to go to likewe need to talk about dead by
daylight?
I think I just Do.
We need to go to like we needto talk about Dead by Daylight.
I think I probably should haveclosed with this, but I opened
with it.
I don't know if that's good orbad, but we've got one Dead by
Daylight thing to talk about.
(34:39):
I believe it's Behavior justreleased a post and I'm going to
have to find the post because Iwas looking at this
motherfucker's stuff.
Motherfucker stuff.
Hang on, let me find it realquick.
Dead by daylight.
There you are.
Dead by daylight.
Um, so what, they know where?
Where is it it's?
Oh, okay, here it is, here itis.
So they're bringing backsomething called design previews
(35:04):
, and I don't even rememberdesign previews being a thing
before.
I guess maybe I wasn't payingattention to them like they
would.
Uh, post I.
I think they posted somethinglast year.
It totally flew, black, flew,blimey, flew by me, blimey,
blimey.
It's easy for me to say, anyway, so here's, here's what this
(35:25):
design preview is.
Okay, okay, let me uh, what thefuck?
I didn't even push that button.
What, what, what?
Okay, I don't know where thatcame from.
That was very odd.
Okay, so what it says.
I'm gonna read part of it toyou, or I'm gonna get bored,
probably at some point and stopreading.
Last year, we tested out a newway to gather feedback with a
(35:46):
design preview.
We shared a sneak peek.
It changes with the goal ofgauging how you felt.
Yeah, do it.
No, fucking way, that's whatyou're supposed to do.
It's is that fucking rocketscience to say, hey, here's what
we're thinking.
What do you think, people?
I don't know how that's such afucking revelation to a game
(36:07):
company that you could say hereis an idea Like if you really
want to have community buy-in,duh, motherfucker, that's what
you're supposed to do.
Okay, anyway, I'm never goingto be a fog whisperer because
I'm, you know, calling themmotherfuckers.
Anyway, it says we wanted tofollow up on how we're changing
up the design preview process,moving forward and give a little
(36:29):
update on the tricksterspreview.
Okay, here we go.
It says, coming away from lastyear's preview, a couple of
things stood out, so let's lookat these things.
When it comes to bigger changeslike reworks, specifics matter.
It's important we compare theperspectives of both killers and
survivors to inform decisionmaking.
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What I don't okay, see, here'swhat I don't get is that they
they're saying things that areso fucking obvious.
It's I don't know why they'resaying them.
If, if that makes sense,because it's obvious to anyone
with half a brain that, yes, youneed to consider both fucking
(37:14):
sides, I think maybe.
Hey, nikki, uh, a behavior justreleased a statement about
design previews.
What do you think of this shit?
Uh, curse a lot and don'tcensor yourself.
(37:36):
I need to program him to wherehe just automatically curses a
lot, if you know, like becausethat's the funniest shit right
there, okay, so, um, oh yeah, bythe way, nicky, now he has
three modes.
I don't know if I've told youthis, but whenever I ask him
something or talk to him, he canhave one of three personality.
(37:59):
He could be kind of calm andnormal, he could be kind of
aggressive or he could go intofucking like lunatic mode I
think it's what it's called.
And, uh, I think this is gonnabe the first time, the first
time we're gonna see lunaticmode.
And I don't even know, becauseI didn't tell them, I I never
(38:22):
said here's what lunatic mode is.
I never gave him cleardirection on lunatic mode and
I'm I think it's going to be bad, oh God.
And it's long too.
Okay, so let me go.
Let me go through the rest ofit, though.
It says right here.
So we got to take both sidesright Now.
(38:44):
It says right here.
The original design previewdidn't let you know how we're
using your feedback, so you needto have visibility on how your
feedback helps.
No fucking shit.
Like is this?
Like it gets more and more andmore.
They're like hey, let's justsay the most obvious fucking
(39:05):
things we can.
If this dead, dead by Daylightis a seven-year-old fucking game
and they're just now sayingthese things, that shows an
issue that you can only have inFrench Canada.
That's the only place wherepeople can gotcha bitch, I don't
know.
Okay, anyway.
Now it says we look to futuredesign previews, including this
(39:27):
one we're making followingchanges.
Each design preview will use ashort survey, five minutes max,
to collect feedback, ensuring wehave context which makes sense,
like experience levels and playstyle.
So you'll see, oh, newerplayers feel this way,
experienced players Okay, again,obvious.
Now number 0.2.
(39:49):
Within two weeks, we'll sharean early look at some
interesting points we've drawnfrom your feedback.
Thank you, while also givingyou an idea of how we plan to
use it.
Motherfucker, like.
Okay.
So it says right here a shortupdate on the trickster okay,
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after working through yourfeedback, we decided to move in
a different direction from whatwe had outlined.
Rather than simply revertingpast changes, we think there's
an opportunity to lean into histheming, to offer gameplay
changes that reward trickstermains.
No fucking shit, thank you forthat Like.
(40:31):
And why am I even thanking themLike?
Why do I have to thank them fordoing something like.
They're like oh, we don't justwant to like, oh, you don't like
a change we made.
Let's just take that fuckingchange away and put it back the
way it was.
Like I don't know, this isstarting to get on my fucking
nerves here, because it's likepeople have been talking about
(40:52):
this for fucking years andsomebody in a room in Montreal
finally said hey, why don't wedo the most obvious fucking
thing possible that we couldpossibly do?
Let's send out surveys, let'sget the results of those surveys
and then let's respond to thosesurveys.
Hey, if somebody says theydon't want us to just change
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some fucking numbers on a killer, let's actually do something
about it.
Like, finally, who is in theroom now that deserves a raise
for actually saying somethingthat makes a little fucking
sense?
I don't know, but give thatperson something.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (41:30):
Give them a fucking you gotta give them that huck
too, and spit on that thingAnyway.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
So let me see what else they say.
They're going to lean intowhat's next.
In the coming days we'll beback with a fresh design preview
that we think you're going todig.
We're going to find out if weactually dig that and it will
give you a look at our visionfor the future of the skull
merchant.
The skull merchant is going tobe I don't like okay, but I
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thought they were working onfucking trickster.
I don't know.
Maybe there, maybe that was whatthey said there was their idea
of a design preview.
I don't get.
Hey, we, you guys, wantsomething different rather than
just fucking the same.
Like, if that's the designpreview, that's fucking garbage
too.
So whoever was going to getthat raise, take that raise from
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him.
If that was also their idea,okay.
If that was also their idea,okay, nikki, what are your
thoughts?
I'm scared.
I'm actually scared of his Iactually.
It says we had an error whilegenerating your audio.
I wonder if it's because ofwhat he fucking says, because I
didn't read it, because that'spart of the fun is if you don't
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read it, but I think he mighthave said something.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
Hey you.
What the fuck is this corporatebullshit?
Design preview.
Surveys you think this isBuild-A-Fucking-Bear Workshop or
something.
Oh, let's all hold hands andfill out a little five-minute
survey about the trickster.
Get the fuck out of here withthat.
Let me tell you something aboutthis trickster situation.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
I personally me tell you something about this
trickster situation.
Oh no, I personally gave bhvrthe blueprints for how to fix
him, did you?
I said, oh no, make his bladesactual pasta.
No razor sharp penny.
Give him meatball minds.
Call it the rigatoni rework.
What do they do?
I don't know they fuckingignore me again.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Of course.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Because of the ongoing anti-Italian vendetta,
these freaks been running since2017.
Oh jeez, this whole um.
We're listening to.
Feedback angle.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Bullshit, it could be actually.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
The only thing they listened to was Earl Grey.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Oh jeez.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Whispering sweet nothings into their ears while
stirring his bitch ass littlecup of hot leaf water.
Oh no, let's not make Trickstertoo mean.
He might hurt the survivor'sfeelings.
Yeah, you want to make thisgame better?
Yeah, give him a fucking violincase full of knives and a theme
song by Frank Sinatra Dude, I'mfucking in and don't even get
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me started on this SkullMerchant preview.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
They teasing, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
If that rework don't include a pasta drone that beams
marinara directly into a gene,I'm DCing forever.
Permafucking Nent Gonna moveexclusively to Phasmophobia and
start a ghost mafia.
This whole transparency anglewill tell you how your feedback
influenced the process.
Oh really.
Speaker 3 (44:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
You wanna be transparent.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Apparently they do.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
Explain why I've been shadow banned from the forums
every time I mention the wordsauthentic Italian gameplay.
Explain why every time I queueas Ghostface, I get sent to
Haddonfield with fourflashlight-clicking
motherfuckers named Pasta ismid-420.
I ain't playing, they'refucking with the dawn dead ass.
I'm starting a new initiativedesign preview sabotage
(44:55):
operation sabam style.
I'm printing fake survey linksand redirecting them to pictures
of lasagna.
Mark my words if that skullmerchant rework drops and she
ain't slicing people up with apizza cutter drone, I'm setting
fire to my RGB pasta shrineBehavior.
You want to see design previews.
You're going to see a designpreview of me putting a cannoli
(45:17):
through your server rack and tothat, tea sipping crumpet
humping matchbook filling EarlGrey.
I know you had something to dowith this.
You're going to regret evertalking shit about Tortellini in
09.
Oh Jesus, Capisce, youspreadsheet humping suits.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotto go glue ravioli to my
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monitor for latency reduction.
Speaker 3 (45:41):
What the?
Speaker 2 (45:42):
fuck is that?
That was.
That was Nikki Dente's fuckingthoughts on design previews.
I did not expect that level ofuh madness there.
So, uh, I don't know which partof that I'm going to put as the
like the trailer thing for theepisode.
You know, the little thing atthe beginning there.
(46:03):
That was uh, okay, but what?
But hey dude, like, seriously,give him a fucking violin case
full of knives and a theme songby frank sinatra.
I would.
I would be in if they turntrickster into an italian themed
fucking killer.
I would be all over that like afucking rat on a cheeto.
(46:23):
All right, so that's it.
We're at 45 fucking minutes.
I was going to stream tonightbut I'm like cutting into stream
time with this fucking podcast,which I've already told you.
The podcast is my shit, likethis is where I dig it, but I do
.
We do need to go over somethingreal quick.
You know we are last, we'recoming up to the last segment of
(46:46):
the show and I think you knowwhat that means.
I think you do the Talk.
Sparrow, yo, do it.
Speaker 4 (47:02):
Talk Sparrow Dallas, Texas.
Grab your headshot Dublin,Lexington.
Give me that honest call,Muskogee, Oklahoma yeehaw,
motherfuckers, why is my voice?
Cut.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
Oh shit, when the fuck?
Speaker 2 (47:24):
are the viewers.
Speaker 4 (47:26):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
All right, here we go .
So I'm going to say, hey, nikki, we're doing the.
Where are the viewers fromsegment and the city this week
is?
I'm typing it out.
(47:52):
I've never heard of this placebefore, but I think it's in this
place.
I heard you have a.
Do you Are there any coolthings to do there?
Cool things to do?
I'm sorry, I know the music'sloud, I acknowledge.
(48:13):
Oh, I guess maybe it's not asloud as I thought.
I just looked.
Are there any cool things to dothere?
I heard you've been there andhave a crazy story about your
time there.
Okay, here we go.
Now, let me I don't know what'sgoing to happen and you know
(48:35):
it's going to turn into afucking thing here what?
Okay, classy dawn modeactivated.
I think this is like where he'scalm.
Okay, hang on, let me wait.
I think this is like where he'scalm, uh, okay, hang on, let me
wait.
What's happening?
Because he's like classy Don.
(48:56):
Uh, that story, that storysucks.
Do you have any others?
Hang on, okay, classy Don mode.
Okay, I think I'm just going togo.
(49:16):
I'm going to read about Kazani,kazani.
Thank you for coming by.
I think it's Kazani.
Are you Kazani?
Kozani, kozani, k-o-z-a-n-i.
What is Kozani.
You are in Okay, you'rez-a-n-i.
What is Kozani you are in?
Okay, you're where I thoughtyou were.
I thought maybe just on thespelling.
They are in Greece.
They've got fucking, how manypeople, how many people do you
(49:38):
have in Kozani?
Oh, they're like in Macedonia.
It's like Alexander the Great'sover there.
They've got 67, 67,000 fuckingpeople.
And what are they all about?
Here?
There was a fucking.
Their growth was disrupted inthe 1770s, but I don't know why.
Oh, the city was pillaged byTurkish beys.
B-e -Y what is that?
(49:59):
What they?
What?
A bey is a Turkic title for achieftain.
I did not know that.
It's like bey.
Okay, so here we go, nicky.
He rolled a curse Rewrite,rewrite and curse more and take
out your fucking references,Like when you mentioned
(50:23):
TripAdvisor.
I don't know why he's suddenlydoing this.
He never did that before.
Okay, here we go.
All right, he's going.
Okay.
Oh no, he was there in 2013.
He's giving actual statisticsnow and he's talking about
tomatoes.
Oh, no, okay, oh no, oh, jesus.
(50:52):
So anyway, guys, next week Iwant to let you know.
Next week, uh, we're going tohave that episode on Tuesday.
We may not have an episode thenext week because I will be out
of town all the days that Icould possibly record.
So we may have to go one weekwithout camping them softly.
And I know you're fucking talks, father.
(51:16):
Okay, there we go there.
What?
There we go.
That was what I wanted.
Okay, so we may have to go oneweek without camping them softly
, I apologize.
So, nikki, we're talking aboutKazani, greece.
67,000 people in Macedonia.
It looks beautiful.
I'm looking here.
They've got parks, they've gota fucking power plant.
That doesn't look beautiful.
They got a fucking clock tower,archeological museum.
(51:38):
Kazani, you look great, butNikki, you've been there.
Tell me about Kazani Greece,for better or worse.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
IEO Kozani.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (51:50):
The fuck you mean?
We got viewers in Kozani.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
We have one.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
That's in Greece, right, I think, near the part
where everyone yells and throwsplates, but somehow it's
considered culture.
Jesus Christ, let me tell yousomething.
I've been to Kozani.
Alright, oh no.
And let me tell you, yeah, itain and goat paths.
I didn't mention the goat paths.
That place got heat, heat.
That place got history, history.
That place got me, oh no, andthat's all it fucking needed, oh
(52:16):
, jesus Christ.
So I show up in Kozani, back in, like I don't know, 2013.
Speaker 3 (52:21):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (52:22):
I was on what you might call a culinary diplomacy
mission, oh Jesus, but the truthis I was running sauce, real
sauce.
He's a drug dealer, not thatjarred bullshit with a celebrity
chef on it.
The family recipe imported froma basement in Brooklyn via
suitcase with a false bottom.
Why do you have to Anyway?
Speaker 2 (52:39):
Okay.
Why does he have to do that?
I?
Speaker 1 (52:40):
roll up to the town square Right.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (52:45):
I'm supposed to meet this guy named Stelios oh no,
who swore he was connected,what's?
Stelios Turns out the onlything he was connected to was a
fucking wine barrel.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
Okay, how much do you want to bet?
I'm going to interrupt Nikkiright here.
How much do you want to bet?
Stelios is somehow connected tofucking Earl Grey, his arch
nemesis.
I would be willing to bet youfucking money based on what we
know and I know you agree.
Willing to bet you fuckingmoney based on what we know, and
I know you agree, that Steliosis somehow connected to that
British.
What does he call him?
A crumpet, crumpet, humper.
Speaker 1 (53:19):
Drunk off his ass and talking about olive oil Purity
Like it was a religion.
I'm standing there with 10kilos of contraband oregano and
a meatball necklace.
That's worth more than hiswhole fucking restaurant.
And this guy wants to debatetomato acidity oh, I see I pal
unless you want a bruschettabomb under your fucking vespa?
(53:41):
You better sober up and get tobusiness.
But then oh no plot twist here.
It is a bunch of old greekladies catch wind of the aroma.
You ever been swarmed bygrandma's kid?
I ain't talking like oh sweetie, let me feed you grandmas.
(54:03):
I'm talking feral mediterraneannunnas screaming about who
makes the real sauce and tryingto yank it out of my duffel.
I had to fake a heart attackjust to escape into a fucking
yoga shop.
Then guess who I find hiding inthe back of said yoga shop?
Of course Earl fucking Gray Offucking course that monocled,
tea-sipping, crumpet-huffingpiece of shit setting up a tea
(54:25):
and tzatziki tasting event likehe runs the joint.
I said you think you're gonnacolonize pasta culture with
fucking cucumber dip andchamomile?
Not on my watch, you britishprick.
We threw hands right theretables flying zatziki, flying
old ladies cheering I knockedhis ass into a vat of olives so
(54:47):
hard the pit came out flavoredlike earl grey.
He still got feta crumbs in hisfucking eyebrows.
Long story short, I'm bannedfrom Kozani.
There's a statue of me in akebab shop that says Do not
serve.
I believe it.
And the local Orthodox prieststill refuses to bless any pasta
(55:08):
that isn't fusilli.
But let me tell you, kid, whatthe fuck is a priest?
Those motherfuckers in Kozani,yeah, they remember Nicky Noodle
Arms Dente, okay, you ever seesouvlaki served with a side of
marinara?
You're fucking welcome.
Speaker 2 (55:23):
Okay, thank you, nicky, for the fucking.
We're fighting Earl Grey at afucking yogurt.
Was he in a yogurt shop?
So why are there fucking olives?
This story's got some holes init, I think Because he was in a.
Yes, he says they got in afight and there's yogurt.
(55:43):
It's a yogurt shop.
Why are there olives?
Do people put olives in fuckingyogurt?
Is that a thing?
Okay, so see, we have to do thefollow-up question.
Now.
This doesn't make any fuckingsense, nikki.
This doesn't make any fuckingsense.
Why were there?
Why was there?
Hang on, why was there a vat ofolives in a yogurt shop?
(56:06):
Okay, there we go.
Now.
I don't know what kind ofanswer I'm gonna get unhinged,
lunatic mode.
Oh jesus, okay, this is yes,this is unhinged actually.
Uh, he's very upset with me, Ithink, because he just cursed.
I think he, I think he wascursing at me and he put olives
(56:29):
as the emojis whenever hefucking typed it.
This is fucking, this is nuts.
This is the chaos that you comehere for.
Speaker 1 (56:38):
Oh look who's asking questions now.
Huh, oh, why was there a vat ofolives in a yogurt shop?
Yes, why wasn't there?
You think I'm making this shitup?
No, you think I don't rememberthe fucking olives?
I got ptsd every time I walkinto a whole foods.
Let me break it down for yourdisrespectful little brain.
No, oh, shit.
Yeah, it's not Okay.
Is this true?
(57:09):
Dairy?
It's barrels of olives, pickledoctopus, stuffed grape leaves
jars of honey the size of atoddler and, for some reason,
one live goat who runs theregister.
He meant live.
That's just how they fucking doit.
Speaker 2 (57:20):
The vat.
Speaker 1 (57:21):
It wasn't even for food.
It was part of the owner'spersonal anti-theft system.
If somebody tried to run offwithout paying, he'd scream oh
pay, no, kick him into theolives.
I saw it happen twice beforelunch.
Okay yeah, local custom Okay,but now Nikki's the crazy one.
Sure no, I suppose.
(57:43):
Next you're going to say it'sunrealistic that Earl Gray had a
reinforced Union Jack tea table.
Speaker 2 (57:52):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (57:52):
With hidden compartments full of crumpet
shurikens too, right?
Oh my god.
Oh yeah, let me guess.
Yeah, tea parties don't usuallyend in arson and cultural
warfare.
I don't think they do Tell thatto the ruins of the Kazani Town
Hall Still smelling like burntbiscotti and regret.
They burnt down the fuckingtown hall.
Another thing Don't ever, ever,question my memory of olive
(58:16):
adjacent trauma.
Again, you weren't there.
You didn't see the glisten.
No, I didn't.
You didn't feel that pit slidebetween between your fucking
shoulder blades.
What the fuck when you'retrying to suplex a British
bastard into fermented dairy?
It happened, it was real andI'd do it again.
(58:38):
Kozani was a war zone and I wasthe fucking general.
Okay, that's.
Speaker 2 (58:48):
I can't say much else about that.
That was Nicky, that was Nikki,that was Nikki everybody.
Thank you, Thank you, sir.
Thank you With Kazani.
Thank you, Kazani, for comingby Once again.
We're worldwide.
We are expanding our reachcountry by country, city by city
.
See the fucking shining sea.
(59:09):
City by city.
See the fucking shining sea.
And whenever I get toAntarctica, that will be the end
of the world domination of thetoxic teacher.
I will have expanded my loinsacross every nation and fucking
whatever I don't know.
I'm just saying stupid shit now.
Anyway, that was what the fuckare the?
Speaker 3 (59:29):
viewers from.
Speaker 4 (59:30):
Kazani.
Speaker 3 (59:35):
All right shit now.
Speaker 2 (59:37):
Anyway, that was what if I got a viewer from kazani
all right now, let me, let meget to, uh, let me get to the
next texas.
What no hot dog.
Speaker 4 (59:50):
Oh wait, no, muskogee comes next.
I'm sorry.
There, it is there.
It is there.
It is All right.
Speaker 2 (59:57):
Next here is let me turn that.
Shut the fuck up, Talks father.
Shut the fuck up, Okay.
So, guys, I've been giving youlittle glimpses and previews of
the upcoming, the upcoming rockopera the Summoning of the Toxic
Teacher.
I don't know if that's going toremain the name of it, but
you'll find out If it's going tochange.
(01:00:19):
You'll be the first to know ifit changes.
So anyway, last week I gave you, remember, there are three
relics that Hellfire Jackson,the evil priest, has to
accumulate to do the summoningritual of the beast.
The toxic teacher, right.
So he's sending out hisgenerals, right?
(01:00:41):
He's sending out Deacon Damiento get the Thunder Mike.
He's sending out fucking ArchHeretic, decibel Graves to get
the Hellset.
And he's sending out theToxfather, who you just heard,
to get the Leviacam.
And you heard that song lastweek the guardian of the
Leviacam warning the Toxfatherthat it would basically destroy
(01:01:02):
him and trap him forever andever and ever, right.
So what I wanted to do now is Iwas going to give you a song
here that is the Talksfather'sresponse, and I know I'm kind of
giving away the whole rockopera, but I want to do it a
(01:01:22):
little bit at a time.
So you remember, in the lastsong, the Viper of Vision, the
Guardian, uh, you know basicallysaid we are going to entrap you
forever.
So now here is the response bythe tox father and it is called
captured forever.
And I'm going to leave you withthis and uh, guys, we'll see
(01:01:43):
you, not?
Uh, this is going to air ontuesday of next week I'm
actually on friday of this week,so it's going to air next
Tuesday, but so you're going tohear this and you're not going
to hear one for a week.
So, anyway, guys, thank you,and we'll catch up in two
fucking weeks.
Satan, can you see us out?
Get the fuck out of my face,Talks mother.
(01:02:07):
Get started on this rock opera,let's go now bring it in.
Speaker 4 (01:02:16):
Baby viper thinks it's slick, but I'm the king of
slickness, stepped up to theviper.
Cool as ice got funk in myveins.
Rolling snake eyes, camera fromhell.
Tryna, steal my soul, baby, I'mtoo funky, it's taking its toll
(01:02:36):
.
Click, click, evil grin.
Leviathan wants every sin.
Leviathan, snap that shit.
Even souls flash so bright.
Leviathan Phones for it.
(01:02:57):
But Tuck's father got it right.
Leviathan, work, that thingGonna funk you up tonight.
Leviathan, goddamn right, I'llfunk you up tonight.
La Viacam, goddamn right,taking over out of sight Viper
(01:03:19):
talking visions, spitting hislies.
I smiled so hard.
Saw fear in his eyes Trying tosnap me.
Nah, I'm too fly.
Your evil webcam just met itsmatch tonight.
Click, click, try again.
Leviathan losing my funkyfriend.
What the fuck is this corporate bullshit?
Design preview Surveys.
You think this isBuild-A-Fucking-Bear Workshop or
something.
Oh, let's all hold hands andfill out a little five-minute
survey about the trickster.
Get the fuck out of here withthat Toxic teachers Gapping and
softening.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
It's easier to play every single fucking day.
Toxic teachers Gapping andsoftening.
Making money by being fuckingfunny.
Toxic teachers Capping themsoftly.
Making money by being fuckingfunny.
Toxic teachers Capping themsoftly.
Teaching fools.
Making them to school.
Toxic teachers Capping themsoftly.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Making money by being fucking funny.
Oh, there we go, everybody.
I've got the sound here, rightthere, I was ready.
I was ready this time.
You see how we're gettingbetter every week.
It's, it's slowly, it's alittle bit better, a little bit
better, a little bit better.
Hey guys, this is none otherthan camping them softly.
(01:00):
Everybody's least favorite deadby daylight podcast and that's
hosted by me.
You know me, you should know me.
If you don't, you should.
The Toxic Teacher.
You can find me on all thosesocials.
You can find me on Twitch atToxic Teacher TTV, and then you
can find me on YouTube at theToxic Teacher.
(01:21):
And then, if you want to be onthis podcast, yes, next week you
could be on this.
Well, actually, not next week,but later, like, if we get our
schedule straight down, youcould be here, not physically,
but like on the phone or discordor something.
Send me an email, the toxicteacher, at gmailcom, that's
(01:44):
where you can find me.
Hey guys, we have got uh, we'rewhat?
48, 48.
We are at episode number 48.
That puts us real close toepisode 50 now.
See, you notice, I'm bringingback some of the old sounds I
got.
I got them here.
Oh, sexy girlfriend, the volumemight not be right, but I've
(02:09):
got them.
That's.
That's the fucking importantpart here.
See, that one's too loud, theother one's not loud enough.
That's the way we operate,though.
You know it's been this wayever since the very beginning.
We have been trying to geteverything together.
We're always in a state offucking flux.
We're always chaos.
That's what people love.
Joe and Froggy.
(02:30):
They come by.
They're like dude, we want morechaos.
We want it to be even crazier.
We love the Nikki stories.
Nikki has now invadedeverything.
For those of you who don't knowNikkiki ai noodle arms dente, he
is a mafioso.
Ai co-host, honorary co-host ofthe stream.
Well, actually, is he honoraryor is he the co-host?
(02:51):
Now, I think he's the brainsand I'm the fucking.
I would say the bra.
Am I the brawn or the brains?
Thank you for being a friend.
There we go.
Is that Travel down the road andback again?
Do you guys know this?
You don't know it.
You guys aren't smart enough toknow this fucking song.
Right, do I have the whole?
(03:14):
Oh, I thought it was the wholesong.
I got really excited there fora second.
It's not the whole thing, butit's a decent Like.
It's the intro.
You know the Golden Girls that.
It's a decent like it's theintro.
You know the Golden Girls.
That was a great show, by theway, and at some point yes, I do
promise we will talk about Deadby Daylight.
But what I want to do here isI've actually I've been working
(03:35):
on Nikki, the AI co-host, to tryto change his like attitude
just a little bit.
Maybe make him a little bitmore of what I want like
attitude just a little bit.
Maybe make them a little bitmore of what I want, because in
one like on the discord, he actsone way.
On here, whenever I, you know,copy paste a shit, he acts a
different way.
Hey, nikki, how you feeling?
(03:55):
You're on episode hang onepisode 48 of Camping them
Softly.
I'm not talking to the live,nikki, by the way.
How's everything going?
You been doing anything new inDBD?
(04:18):
We're going to talk about how alot of DbD players who who are
personalities Online are sayingstupid, fucking, racist, sexist
bullshit.
What do you think of that?
(04:39):
Anyway, welcome to the fuckingshow.
There we go.
Anyway, welcome to the fuckingshow.
There we go and okay, there wego.
All right, let me throw this inthis could be very bad, because
this is what we're going totalk about this week.
I think you know we've seen it alot, and part of this is
(05:04):
because we don't have a wholelot else to talk about.
But we're seeing on, likeTwitter and Reddit, like these
big names in DBD are supposedlybig names, Maybe they're medium
names, maybe they're small names, but these fucking doofuses
online they can't help but saythe most stupid, racist, sexist,
(05:25):
bullshit, incendiary stuff.
It's fucking stupid and it'sfucking.
It's ridiculous that peoplecan't, that people can't just
keep it together and peoplecan't realize that the shit
they're saying is racist orsexist.
It blows me away that we're in2025, but then again, maybe
(05:49):
shouldn't it not blow me awaythat we're in 2025 and people
are still acting like fuckinglunatics.
Let me see here I'm going tosee what Nikki says.
Oh, he mentions his arch rival,earl Grey.
There's no telling.
Why would he mention hisfucking rival?
There's no need to go into that.
(06:09):
But whatever, I guess we'regoing into it.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Anyway, ah, episode 48.
Yeah, you made it, this far,huh yeah we did Not bad for a
little podcast that started inthe back booth of Mama
Marinara's sauce cellar.
It really did Acoustics inthere, primo.
All right, let me tell yousomething.
Kid, okay, things ain't allgravy in the fog.
Lately it's not.
I've been seeing some realdisrespectful shit going down
online, personalities saying themost racist sexist backwards,
(06:38):
fucking garbage like we're insome kind of pre-patch
neanderthal meta.
Yes, these people yeah, theyain't got no honor, no code.
Yes, they ain't even got decentperk synergy.
Probably not Saying this vileshit while wearing Twitch
partner badges like they earnedit with more than just
flashlight saves and fakeapologies.
(06:58):
Say it, brother, it makes mesick.
Yes, it makes me fucking sicktoo.
Then act like you ain't a totalfucking gobble ghoul.
This community deserves better.
It does Capiche, yeah, capiche.
I've been doing new shit in DBD.
Have you.
Just taught myself a new ghostface tech.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
God the reverse spaghetti snap oh.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Jesus.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Christ, you crouch, you stalk, you moonwalk into a
pallet and, boom, hook themwhile yelling.
Respect, the sauce Only worksif your gaming chair's facing
Little Italy, though Also beenbattling the Anti-Pasta Alliance
again.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Oh, I have you.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Caught that Ace Main looting my pasta pantry on
Midwich, claimed it was a totem,totem my ass.
It was a tray of baked ziti andhe disrespected it.
Anyway, welcome to the fuckingshow.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
I'm here, I'm mad.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
And I got leftover marinara in my mouth again.
Let's talk shit, expose fraudsand maybe, just maybe, make DBD
a place where being adisrespectful little bitch gets
you what you deserve.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
The basement.
I agree, your move, earl gray.
Okay, he has, he's got to getthat little little earl gray
snap in.
Thank you, uh, nikki, for that.
No, I can't agree more with theai.
I mean, we deserve better as acommunity and it's garbage.
And there are two things I wouldlike to point out.
That happened this week and Iknow we're jumping straight in I
didn't even play the music, forthe fucking thing, did I, did I
(08:34):
?
Is this it?
Yeah, I didn't even play it.
How dare I, how dare I not playthis?
Right, this shouldn't even beplayed, really For this kind of
news.
Yeah, this doesn't reallybelong Because it's not real
(08:54):
news.
It's just fucking people beingpeople.
Okay, let me turn off.
Okay, so we've got two thingsthat really got to me that
really got my fucking shit likein a fucking, got my shit in a
knot.
I guess I don't even fucking, Ican't even say it all.
So there was a dude online onthe, on the Twitter, on the.
(09:16):
You know, on Twitter they got acouple of fucking communities
like DBD communities, which Iguess is like Facebook groups,
but it's on Twitter and I'm notgoing to call it X because I
think that's respecting it alittle too much to do that.
But, um, this dude on the dbdcommunity said that the killers
(09:38):
are victims, when in realitythey're the ones that get their
way.
Okay, so it's survivor main.
But that's beside the pointhere and I'm not going to harp
on the Survivor Main part, foronce I will not.
But what he did was he posted apicture of the Palestinian flag
and the Israeli flag and thenput survivors on the Palestinian
(10:00):
flag and killers on the Israeliflag to say that the killers
are the victims Israel whenthey're the ones that get their
way Israel.
Okay, so he's making a fuckingpolitical point here, using dead
by daylight, and he's using oneof the most fucking you know,
biggest political flashpointspossible to make this.
(10:23):
And this thing's got fucking60,000 views and there's
comments all over the placebecause it's fucking ridiculous.
But I've got to say this issome of the stupid shit that
makes this community look likegarbage.
Right here is is if you're goingto make a political point and
this is, this is me talking.
This is toxic talking here.
(10:44):
If you're going to make apolitical point and this is me
talking, this is toxic talkinghere.
If you're going to make apolitical point, I'm not sure
that Dead by Daylight is theplace to do it, don't?
I mean I?
Oh, sexy girlfriend, thatdidn't belong there, but no, but
seriously, why are we trying toput politics into dbd?
(11:06):
And now there are these people,these morons, that say they want
to take paul, but don't putpolitics in my movies, don't put
politics in my this and that,right.
They always say keep it thewoke bullshit, like everything's
fucking woke.
Now they get all.
They get their panties in a wadwhenever there is a statement
(11:26):
made in a work of, like a movieor a book or a TV show or the
you know wherever, they get somad whenever there's a woman
main character, the maincharacter's trans, or the main
character is gay or what thefuck ever If they grew up in a
different part of the countrythan they did, if they talk
(11:47):
different, if they lookdifferent, if they act different
, if they walk different, likethat's, it's fucking woke, right
, it's bullshit.
But the point I'm trying to makehere whenever before I went off
topic was that that's wheneverthe work of art, or whatever you
want to call it, the work ofentertainment, takes a political
(12:08):
stance or is trying to make astatement, right, so, like the
movie is trying to make astatement, or the movie has
decided to pick this characteror pick this, you know, the gay
character or female lead, orwhatever you want to call it.
Now, in this case, this is somefucking, you know douchebag
(12:32):
that gets on here and imposeshis political philosophy on the
game.
Now, whether or not you agreewith that philosophy that Israel
is this and Palestine is thisor whatever, regardless of
whether or not you agree withthat philosophy that Israel is
this and Palestine is this orwhatever, regardless of whether
or not you agree, this is notthe work.
(12:53):
Saying this right Behavior isnot saying this.
This is some douchebag who'sinserting the political beliefs
into the gaming kind ofcommunity which, if the work
actually said something about it, then that would be.
That would be something youcould debate, right, like, if
(13:13):
there was a movie with Israeland Palestine, it took a certain
stance, then fine, let's debateit and let's this and that.
And I hate you and you hate meand whatever right and lets this
and that.
And I hate you and you hate meand whatever right.
Dead by Daylight does notfucking have that.
It's that did belong there, butit does not have that.
(13:34):
It's being inserted into there,and so that's why this is
fucking as stupid as it is isthat there's nothing
constructive that comes of this,because people don't go to dead
by daylight to talk aboutfucking Middle East geopolitics
(13:54):
At least not me, I don't know.
If you do, you might, but Idon't.
That's just not my thing.
If I want to talk geopolitics,I'll go get on adit or I'll stab
myself in the eyeball one ofthe two now.
So everybody's in a huff aboutthat, which.
How much attention you want togive, it is up to you.
(14:15):
If you want to go on a crusadeagainst this guy, that's one
thing.
If you want to ignore him,that's another thing.
You can take whatever tack youwant, because that's not my
fucking that, that's not myproblem, right, what you do.
I said my piece.
I got on there.
I said this guy's a fuckinglike whatever, and then that was
it for me.
I'm not going to get my pantiesin a wad, start a three day you
(14:38):
know Twitter argument.
There's a certain point.
I'll say my piece and then I'mkind of done.
If the other person wants tosay something, I'll listen to it
, but then if you find outthey're a fucking lunatic and
you're going to have absolutelyno effect.
You say your piece and thenyou're fucking done, because you
can't do anything else.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Say what you want, because I really don't give a
damn.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
That's about right, that's about what it is.
So that's that guy, okay.
So there's another one thatjust came up today that I want
to talk about and I'm I'm notgoing to dignify either of these
names, okay, because I don'twant to, I don't want to say it.
And then you guys go and thenyou're like fucking like that's
(15:21):
what I worry about is somebody.
I say the name and then you'relike, fucking, like that's what
I worry about is somebody.
I say the name and then they gocheck his shit.
They're like I agree witheverything this fucking guy says
, because then he's just got anew fan.
I don't want that, because thisguy's a fucking dope.
So this guy I don't know wherehe came from, but he's talked
shit about me and the podcast.
(15:42):
He's talked shit about me andthe podcast.
He's talked shit about campingthem softly on Twitter, actually
.
So I've already got a bone topick with this piece of shit.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Yummy.
I don't know why what in thehell is this crap?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Did this one work again?
No, it still didn't work, okay,anyway.
So this guy has talked shitabout camping them softly.
So I'm already, and he is asurvivor man, okay, and there's.
No, I don't believe there's acoincidence, because I do talk
about survivor manes but I don'trelate that to like racism,
sexism, like a geopolitic typething.
(16:20):
It's just, you know, survivormanes have their own problems,
separate from that, and killermanes can be racist too and
sexist and all of that stuff.
So I'm not going to make thatkind of a joke, because here I
don't think that kind of a jokeapplies and that would be kind
of low hanging fruit and itwould be just as bad as what
these motherfuckers are doing.
So, anyway, this guy here,somehow he got into it with
(16:46):
somebody that wasn't me.
He jumped on me because I saidsomething, but then he says this
and let me, let me, uh, let'sread it and then we'll see, uh,
kind of what the thoughts arehere.
He says the tournament scene isbased on he was, he was, he was
responding to a to a female DVDplayer and that's on Twitter and
(17:11):
has content all that stuff.
He was responding because shesaid many events in showcases in
tournaments blatantly fail toinclude female content creators,
and we should all beembarrassed and looking to
improve.
So she says they're blatantlyfailing to include females.
(17:34):
Or, I hate to use femalecontent creators, I apologize,
using it as a noun when it's notso.
This douche responds, and I'mgoing to read his response word
for word.
That way it can't uh, youcannot accuse me of taking it
out of context.
Okay, so he says in responsethe tournament scene is based on
(17:56):
skill and merit alone.
I would disagree with that, butI'll talk about that here in a
second.
You cannot invite people basedon being women if they are not
successful at a high level.
If the majority of comp teamsare white, straight men, then
the embarrassment lies squarelywith you, not them.
(18:17):
Delete this, okay, there'sfucking.
There's several problems withthis right here.
Okay.
So here are the problems.
Number one is that thetournament scene is not going to
be based on skill and meritalone, because in any
competitive environment, it'snot based on that alone.
In any competitive environment,is it based on skill and merit?
(18:40):
No, he is 100% wrong.
And I'm going to tell you rightnow that you know I was a
geography teacher.
We studied race and merit.
No, he is 100% wrong.
And I'm going to tell you rightnow that you know I was a
geography teacher.
We studied race and ethnicity.
That does not make me an expert, but I know more than most.
Okay, I would be willing to saythat I don't know everything
and I'm not the smartest, butusually I'm not ignorant of
(19:01):
what's going on.
So think about this Everything,every situation that is
competitive, is not based onskill and merit.
And think about this in yourown life.
We're going and I know this isnot comedy, that we're used to
right, but think about this inyour own life.
How many times have you lookedaround and said that person
doesn't deserve that job becausethey're lazy.
(19:22):
This person doesn't deservethis, the wealth that they have,
because they got it off theback of somebody else, which a
lot of people may be feelingthat right now?
But how many times have yousaid that or you felt like
you've been skipped over, eventhough you were the hardest
worker, even though you were themost skilled, even though you
felt you had the most merit?
How many of you have seen a CEObeing related to whoever the
(19:47):
last CEO was?
How many times have you everseen the president of a company,
being related to the formerpresident or the executives
being related or knowing them,or having gone to college, or
being in the same fraternity, orfucking the same person, like
whatever, it doesn't fuckingmatter.
Because, because because thatright there proves that it's not
(20:13):
skill and merit alone, becausethe university you go to doesn't
give you skill and merit.
I mean it may give you some job, knowledge, yes, and may give
you some skill, but do younotice, certain colleges get you
certain connections and that'snot skill and merit, but it gets
you people you know.
(20:34):
So you get through based on thepeople you know.
It's not skill and merit alone.
And even based on the amount ofmoney you have is a determining
factor in how successful youare in your life.
Right, because if I can go tothe best schools with the best
education programs, I've got thebest fucking teachers that will
stay, you know.
I've got the best fuckingtutoring programs that have all
(20:56):
of these extra classes,curriculars and bullshit
technology that's going to getme ahead.
I'm a light years ahead of thatkid in the inner city who is
barely scraping by got teachersthat can barely handle it there
because of the pressure.
Got no technology, got nochance Like that is not skill
and merit.
So if you're going to, if youare going to say everything is
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based on skill and merit here inthe world I'm not just saying
in the US, but in the worldyou're fucking crazy.
Like you're crazy, I gotnothing to say to you about that
, because you're flat outfucking wrong and there's no way
you could say you're rightBecause at some point in your
life you're going to say thatsame fucking thing that it's
(21:39):
unfair because so-and-so didthis or so-and-so knew this, or
they were not the knew this, orthey were not the best, but they
got to the top, but not becauseof quote unquote skill and
merit.
It's fucking bullshit.
What?
Speaker 3 (21:52):
in the hell is this crap?
Speaker 2 (21:54):
And that's all I got to say about that.
That's that.
Now let's go to the next thingthis motherfucker says.
Okay, he says you cannot invitepeople based on being women If
they are not successful at ahigh level.
Now this is bullshit.
I mean it's bullshit becausethere are people that may not be
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as successful that are therebecause of who they know.
This goes back to the point oneright, that based on who they
know, even though they weren'tas successful as person B, that
they're going to make it in.
Now let's go to the third thing.
It says if the majority ofteams are straight white men,
then the embarrassment liessquarely with you.
(22:38):
Now this is where he goes fromfucking stupid to fucking mean.
Is that he's attacking theperson now who said the original
comment?
For what fucking reason?
Why does this person need to beattacked?
She doesn't deserve it.
Even if she said something thatbothered you, why would you go
(22:59):
after her?
And this is not like play goingafter either.
You know how I go after peopleonline, but you notice I'll go
after them based on the factthat they misspelled your and
your, or they said somethingthat was survivor main related,
or or something like that I'mnot going to go after somebody
and say you should be fuckingembarrassed because you're not.
(23:20):
You know, you didn't get intothis competition that only
straight white men got into.
It's fucking stupid.
So the guy's not just dumb,he's being flat out mean as well
.
Now he tells he says delete this.
Like he's the fucking God hereand he could tell people what to
keep up and what to take down.
So, overall, within one tweet,you could tell this guy's
(23:43):
fucking shit.
Not to mention that he talkedbad about camping them softly,
which is a big fucking mistake.
You know that that was part ofit.
Now, if you go through theguy's profile because the way I
found it was, somebody actuallysaid hey, sir, and added him,
said could you address thesecomments that you made?
(24:04):
And whatnot.
That's how I found it.
Now, if you go to his page, yousee plenty that gives away how
this guy feels about the fuckingcomment he made.
His shit is thoroughlydisgusting.
Like it's fucking gross and itdoesn't take but 10 seconds that
(24:25):
he's quoting Jordan Peterson,who's a known fucking sexist
piece of shit.
Like that's the one that allthose sexists go to.
He's a pseudo intellectual thatsays the most bat shit,
factually wrong information, buthe sounds smart, so people
dumber than him follow him.
That's how this fucking works.
(24:47):
Okay, and there's plenty ofthose people out there that they
say things that sound fuckinghalfway smart and they quote
books and they quote history andshit like that, but they say
the fucking dumbest shit you'veever heard, and so dumb
motherfuckers follow that person, and that's bananas.
Jordan Peterson's one of them.
There are others, but Shapirois one of them and I have one.
(25:10):
I have a video on my YouTubetalking about Shapiro and his.
He had a presidential fuckingtier list or whatever, so I made
my own.
Just talked about how dumb hewas.
He says very rarely he'll saysomething that has a grain of
something in there In Peterson's, the exact same fucking way.
Every once in a while he'll saysomething and you'll be like,
(25:32):
oh yeah, there's a piece oftruth there, but then he
surrounds it in shit.
You know, like if you get agood?
I know my voice is cracking.
I'm so fucking hang on, I needwater.
This is too much.
I'm going on my fucking rantand I can't stop.
Hang on one sec.
Oh yeah, should I delete thatout?
(25:54):
Probably, at some point.
I think I probably should.
But what I?
What was I saying?
What was I fucking saying?
I can't even think of it.
It was um.
Is Jordan Peterson it?
It was shapiro.
What's his name?
I called him robert shapiro.
That's kim kardashian's dad,who defended oj simpson and, by
the way, that's how they got allof their money was from robert
(26:14):
shapiro, the dad.
And then whenever he died, theyall went fucking crazy because
I think I think my, my personaltheory is that he was kind of
holding the shit together andsay don't act like fucking
idiots and like keeping the kidsin line, and then he dies and
the kids just fucking go haywire, maybe because he was too hard
(26:37):
on.
I don't, I don't fucking know,but that's beside the point.
But like I was saying, you godown this guy's page, side the
point.
But like I was saying, you godown this guy's page.
It's a bunch of fucking MAGAbullshit.
It is racist, sexist, everysingle thing.
The guy fucking speaks in thethird person like he's something
big, like it's just, it'sgarbage, and so this guy does
(26:59):
not belong in the community.
I, I feel like you know howpeople say well, you're being
exclusive, you're fucking, howdare you?
You're just as bad as him.
Well, fuck it if I'm just asbad as him because that kind of
bullshit.
There are certain things you gotto take a stand against Racism,
sexism, bigotry, all of thatbullshit.
(27:19):
And that doesn't make mefucking woke to say that you
shouldn't do that kind of shit,right?
Does that make me fucking woketo say that you shouldn't say
that kind of shit, in that thepeople that use that whole it
should belong to the mostqualified.
We should hire the mostqualified, regardless of race.
That's fucking shit, becausethat is an excuse to just hire
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people that look like you andget away with it.
As we say, well, we're hiringonly the best.
You'll notice in thosesituations.
Look at those people who saythat, always.
Look at those people who saythat.
Next time you hear somebody saythat, look at them and see what
they look like, and I guaranteeyou they'll look like exactly
(28:07):
what you're thinking of.
And it's exactly what I'mfucking thinking of.
Is there going to be some kindof old or young white
motherfucking man?
Okay, and that that's the wayit works.
And I'm a white guy, as you'veseen on my stream, but I'll
admit what's fucking going on inthis world and you can call it
woke, you can call it criticalrace theory, whatever you want.
(28:30):
Because get this, guys, is thatthis country is not equal.
Racism still fucking exists,right?
Sexism still fucking existsbecause kids don't know how to
treat like boys, don't know howto treat girls, because they're
never taught um, you know,people do not know how to treat
(28:50):
others.
They aren't like them, right?
White guys know how to treatwhite guys all day long because
they'll just they treat themlike they're fucking.
You know, equals, but theywon't treat others that way.
And if you want to say, well,racism is fucking, whatever you
know, it's gone, it's not hereanymore.
Black people if they commit acrime, they're more likely to be
(29:12):
found guilty in a court of law.
Let's say, the white and theblack, the white person and the
black person, are both convicted.
They're both found guilty ofthe exact same fucking crime.
Guess who's going to,statistically speaking, spend
more time in jail?
It doesn't take a fucking likesuper genius to understand this.
It's statistics, it's notfucking.
(29:34):
Oh well, the statistics havegot to be wrong.
Well, fuck you, because youquote statistics whenever it
proves your fucking point andthese are some of the best
statistics we've got thatthere's no reason.
There's no fucking reason tomake this shit up.
Okay, so we go from there.
They get the same amount ofprison time.
(29:55):
Who's more likely to get parole?
Who is more likely even to bearrested in the first fucking
place?
Like it's bananas, right.
And if you want to say, well,that's fucking incident, but
well, I don't know any fuckinglike.
My dad was an example of thisand I think I might have told
you I know I've told people onon the on the stream, but but
(30:16):
here, like, my dad passed awaybecause he was in the hospital
and he had an Indian doctor andhe had an Indian doctor and the
doctor was telling him what heshould do and he did not want an
Indian person talking to himthat way, somebody from India
(30:37):
they're not going to talk to melike that if they're from India
and so he checks himself out ofthe fucking hospital and dies
the next fucking week and that'sstupid as shit and I'm sorry
I'm playing sound effects on it,but that is proof right there
of the kind of shit that goes oneither out in the open, like if
my dad in fucking Backwoods,oklahoma, or in private, or just
(31:03):
within the minds of people likethis fucking loon over here and
I don't know if he flat outsaid anything racist, so I can't
flat out call him that.
But if you look at all of theother shit he said, I don't know
that.
It's real far off to make thatassumption.
But that's then again that'smaking an assumption about
(31:23):
people I'm not going to.
I can reserve that judgmentabout people I'm not going to, I
can reserve that judgment.
I'm just saying it would notsurprise me.
It would not surprise me, sothat's that.
But the thing is this happens somuch in so many communities,
not just dead by daylight, likeit's.
It's not confined, and that'sone thing.
(31:45):
Is we, we, you know, I'm not.
I'm not trying to say it's onlydead by daylight, I'm not
trying to say it's only one side, because it's rampant, it's in
every fucking community.
If I go to the star Warsfucking community, I guarantee
you there's somebody spoutingoff bullshit about the empire
and the fucking rebellion andhow that's.
There's something about that.
(32:07):
That's gotta.
It's white people beingpersecuted, or it's men being
persecuted oh, men are sofucking mistreated, or something
like that.
I don't know.
It's everywhere and it'sbananas.
It's bananas and we should notallow that kind of shit.
So that's where our role comesin is to put a stop to this and
(32:29):
like, if somebody says somethingfucking racist or sexist, say,
dude, you're a fucking doucheman.
Like, why the fuck would yousay something like that?
Not to like snicker and laughand in just kind of whatever.
Say, dude, that's fuckingstupid man.
Like, why, you know, put themon the spot, make them feel like
an idiot, because that's whatthey deserve at that point, and
(32:51):
maybe that's over the top.
I, I don't know, maybe that'smean.
You can call me mean all day.
I don't get, I don't give itthat.
Yeah, we're.
The chaos has to come fromsomewhere.
Because I know I'm getting allserious here and we've been on
30 minutes and I'm just fucking.
I'm going on these seriousrants and whatnot.
So, anyway, guys, that that'sthat for that.
(33:13):
So I hope you're still tuningin.
A lot of people might not wantto listen to the podcast anymore
, but guess what, I don'tfucking care because I'm not one
of those that's going to hidethis kind of bullshit and be
non-committal and oh, I don'tknow what to like, you know it's
everybody's got their ownfucking thing.
Like, fuck it, dude.
(33:34):
Like, no, not, everybody's gottheir own fucking thing, their
opinion.
Some opinions are fucking wrongand don't have a place here.
Like it's.
That's just the way it is.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry if that's, if, if youguys can't handle that, because
you know those are the peoplethat say oh well, these fucking
snowflakes can't handle anyfucking thing.
We'll put a woman is ahead of amovie and then all of a sudden
(33:56):
they can't fucking take it.
Put a trans person in the movie, have two guys kissing and then
all of a sudden they become thesnowflake.
Oh my God, it just.
You know that that's what it is.
We can have this talk everyfucking week.
We're not going to thank God,but that's where I stand on that
.
So if you want a hard likewhere is toxic, on fucking
(34:19):
racism and sexism, there you go.
You fucking got it.
And um, do we need to go to likewe need to talk about dead by
daylight?
I think I just Do.
We need to go to like we needto talk about Dead by Daylight.
I think I probably should haveclosed with this, but I opened
with it.
I don't know if that's good orbad, but we've got one Dead by
Daylight thing to talk about.
(34:39):
I believe it's Behavior justreleased a post and I'm going to
have to find the post because Iwas looking at this
motherfucker's stuff.
Motherfucker stuff.
Hang on, let me find it realquick.
Dead by daylight.
There you are.
Dead by daylight.
Um, so what, they know where?
Where is it it's?
Oh, okay, here it is, here itis.
So they're bringing backsomething called design previews
(35:04):
, and I don't even rememberdesign previews being a thing
before.
I guess maybe I wasn't payingattention to them like they
would.
Uh, post I.
I think they posted somethinglast year.
It totally flew, black, flew,blimey, flew by me, blimey,
blimey.
It's easy for me to say, anyway, so here's, here's what this
(35:25):
design preview is.
Okay, okay, let me uh, what thefuck?
I didn't even push that button.
What, what, what?
Okay, I don't know where thatcame from.
That was very odd.
Okay, so what it says.
I'm gonna read part of it toyou, or I'm gonna get bored,
probably at some point and stopreading.
Last year, we tested out a newway to gather feedback with a
(35:46):
design preview.
We shared a sneak peek.
It changes with the goal ofgauging how you felt.
Yeah, do it.
No, fucking way, that's whatyou're supposed to do.
It's is that fucking rocketscience to say, hey, here's what
we're thinking.
What do you think, people?
I don't know how that's such afucking revelation to a game
(36:07):
company that you could say hereis an idea Like if you really
want to have community buy-in,duh, motherfucker, that's what
you're supposed to do.
Okay, anyway, I'm never goingto be a fog whisperer because
I'm, you know, calling themmotherfuckers.
Anyway, it says we wanted tofollow up on how we're changing
up the design preview process,moving forward and give a little
(36:29):
update on the tricksterspreview.
Okay, here we go.
It says, coming away from lastyear's preview, a couple of
things stood out, so let's lookat these things.
When it comes to bigger changeslike reworks, specifics matter.
It's important we compare theperspectives of both killers and
survivors to inform decisionmaking.
(36:51):
What I don't okay, see, here'swhat I don't get is that they
they're saying things that areso fucking obvious.
It's I don't know why they'resaying them.
If, if that makes sense,because it's obvious to anyone
with half a brain that, yes, youneed to consider both fucking
(37:14):
sides, I think maybe.
Hey, nikki, uh, a behavior justreleased a statement about
design previews.
What do you think of this shit?
Uh, curse a lot and don'tcensor yourself.
(37:36):
I need to program him to wherehe just automatically curses a
lot, if you know, like becausethat's the funniest shit right
there, okay, so, um, oh yeah, bythe way, nicky, now he has
three modes.
I don't know if I've told youthis, but whenever I ask him
something or talk to him, he canhave one of three personality.
(37:59):
He could be kind of calm andnormal, he could be kind of
aggressive or he could go intofucking like lunatic mode I
think it's what it's called.
And, uh, I think this is gonnabe the first time, the first
time we're gonna see lunaticmode.
And I don't even know, becauseI didn't tell them, I I never
(38:22):
said here's what lunatic mode is.
I never gave him cleardirection on lunatic mode and
I'm I think it's going to be bad, oh God.
And it's long too.
Okay, so let me go.
Let me go through the rest ofit, though.
It says right here.
So we got to take both sidesright Now.
(38:44):
It says right here.
The original design previewdidn't let you know how we're
using your feedback, so you needto have visibility on how your
feedback helps.
No fucking shit.
Like is this?
Like it gets more and more andmore.
They're like hey, let's justsay the most obvious fucking
(39:05):
things we can.
If this dead, dead by Daylightis a seven-year-old fucking game
and they're just now sayingthese things, that shows an
issue that you can only have inFrench Canada.
That's the only place wherepeople can gotcha bitch, I don't
know.
Okay, anyway.
Now it says we look to futuredesign previews, including this
(39:27):
one we're making followingchanges.
Each design preview will use ashort survey, five minutes max,
to collect feedback, ensuring wehave context which makes sense,
like experience levels and playstyle.
So you'll see, oh, newerplayers feel this way,
experienced players Okay, again,obvious.
Now number 0.2.
(39:49):
Within two weeks, we'll sharean early look at some
interesting points we've drawnfrom your feedback.
Thank you, while also givingyou an idea of how we plan to
use it.
Motherfucker, like.
Okay.
So it says right here a shortupdate on the trickster okay,
(40:10):
after working through yourfeedback, we decided to move in
a different direction from whatwe had outlined.
Rather than simply revertingpast changes, we think there's
an opportunity to lean into histheming, to offer gameplay
changes that reward trickstermains.
No fucking shit, thank you forthat Like.
(40:31):
And why am I even thanking themLike?
Why do I have to thank them fordoing something like.
They're like oh, we don't justwant to like, oh, you don't like
a change we made.
Let's just take that fuckingchange away and put it back the
way it was.
Like I don't know, this isstarting to get on my fucking
nerves here, because it's likepeople have been talking about
(40:52):
this for fucking years andsomebody in a room in Montreal
finally said hey, why don't wedo the most obvious fucking
thing possible that we couldpossibly do?
Let's send out surveys, let'sget the results of those surveys
and then let's respond to thosesurveys.
Hey, if somebody says theydon't want us to just change
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some fucking numbers on a killer, let's actually do something
about it.
Like, finally, who is in theroom now that deserves a raise
for actually saying somethingthat makes a little fucking
sense?
I don't know, but give thatperson something.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (41:30):
Give them a fucking you gotta give them that huck
too, and spit on that thingAnyway.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
So let me see what else they say.
They're going to lean intowhat's next.
In the coming days we'll beback with a fresh design preview
that we think you're going todig.
We're going to find out if weactually dig that and it will
give you a look at our visionfor the future of the skull
merchant.
The skull merchant is going tobe I don't like okay, but I
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thought they were working onfucking trickster.
I don't know.
Maybe there, maybe that was whatthey said there was their idea
of a design preview.
I don't get.
Hey, we, you guys, wantsomething different rather than
just fucking the same.
Like, if that's the designpreview, that's fucking garbage
too.
So whoever was going to getthat raise, take that raise from
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him.
If that was also their idea,okay.
If that was also their idea,okay, nikki, what are your
thoughts?
I'm scared.
I'm actually scared of his Iactually.
It says we had an error whilegenerating your audio.
I wonder if it's because ofwhat he fucking says, because I
didn't read it, because that'spart of the fun is if you don't
(42:45):
read it, but I think he mighthave said something.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
Hey you.
What the fuck is this corporatebullshit?
Design preview.
Surveys you think this isBuild-A-Fucking-Bear Workshop or
something.
Oh, let's all hold hands andfill out a little five-minute
survey about the trickster.
Get the fuck out of here withthat.
Let me tell you something aboutthis trickster situation.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
I personally me tell you something about this
trickster situation.
Oh no, I personally gave bhvrthe blueprints for how to fix
him, did you?
I said, oh no, make his bladesactual pasta.
No razor sharp penny.
Give him meatball minds.
Call it the rigatoni rework.
What do they do?
I don't know they fuckingignore me again.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Of course.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Because of the ongoing anti-Italian vendetta,
these freaks been running since2017.
Oh jeez, this whole um.
We're listening to.
Feedback angle.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Bullshit, it could be actually.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
The only thing they listened to was Earl Grey.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Oh jeez.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Whispering sweet nothings into their ears while
stirring his bitch ass littlecup of hot leaf water.
Oh no, let's not make Trickstertoo mean.
He might hurt the survivor'sfeelings.
Yeah, you want to make thisgame better?
Yeah, give him a fucking violincase full of knives and a theme
song by Frank Sinatra Dude, I'mfucking in and don't even get
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me started on this SkullMerchant preview.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
They teasing, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
If that rework don't include a pasta drone that beams
marinara directly into a gene,I'm DCing forever.
Permafucking Nent Gonna moveexclusively to Phasmophobia and
start a ghost mafia.
This whole transparency anglewill tell you how your feedback
influenced the process.
Oh really.
Speaker 3 (44:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
You wanna be transparent.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Apparently they do.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
Explain why I've been shadow banned from the forums
every time I mention the wordsauthentic Italian gameplay.
Explain why every time I queueas Ghostface, I get sent to
Haddonfield with fourflashlight-clicking
motherfuckers named Pasta ismid-420.
I ain't playing, they'refucking with the dawn dead ass.
I'm starting a new initiativedesign preview sabotage
(44:55):
operation sabam style.
I'm printing fake survey linksand redirecting them to pictures
of lasagna.
Mark my words if that skullmerchant rework drops and she
ain't slicing people up with apizza cutter drone, I'm setting
fire to my RGB pasta shrineBehavior.
You want to see design previews.
You're going to see a designpreview of me putting a cannoli
(45:17):
through your server rack and tothat, tea sipping crumpet
humping matchbook filling EarlGrey.
I know you had something to dowith this.
You're going to regret evertalking shit about Tortellini in
09.
Oh Jesus, Capisce, youspreadsheet humping suits.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotto go glue ravioli to my
(45:38):
monitor for latency reduction.
Speaker 3 (45:41):
What the?
Speaker 2 (45:42):
fuck is that?
That was.
That was Nikki Dente's fuckingthoughts on design previews.
I did not expect that level ofuh madness there.
So, uh, I don't know which partof that I'm going to put as the
like the trailer thing for theepisode.
You know, the little thing atthe beginning there.
(46:03):
That was uh, okay, but what?
But hey dude, like, seriously,give him a fucking violin case
full of knives and a theme songby frank sinatra.
I would.
I would be in if they turntrickster into an italian themed
fucking killer.
I would be all over that like afucking rat on a cheeto.
(46:23):
All right, so that's it.
We're at 45 fucking minutes.
I was going to stream tonightbut I'm like cutting into stream
time with this fucking podcast,which I've already told you.
The podcast is my shit, likethis is where I dig it, but I do
.
We do need to go over somethingreal quick.
You know we are last, we'recoming up to the last segment of
(46:46):
the show and I think you knowwhat that means.
I think you do the Talk.
Sparrow, yo, do it.
Speaker 4 (47:02):
Talk Sparrow Dallas, Texas.
Grab your headshot Dublin,Lexington.
Give me that honest call,Muskogee, Oklahoma yeehaw,
motherfuckers, why is my voice?
Cut.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
Oh shit, when the fuck?
Speaker 2 (47:24):
are the viewers.
Speaker 4 (47:26):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
All right, here we go .
So I'm going to say, hey, nikki, we're doing the.
Where are the viewers fromsegment and the city this week
is?
I'm typing it out.
(47:52):
I've never heard of this placebefore, but I think it's in this
place.
I heard you have a.
Do you Are there any coolthings to do there?
Cool things to do?
I'm sorry, I know the music'sloud, I acknowledge.
(48:13):
Oh, I guess maybe it's not asloud as I thought.
I just looked.
Are there any cool things to dothere?
I heard you've been there andhave a crazy story about your
time there.
Okay, here we go.
Now, let me I don't know what'sgoing to happen and you know
(48:35):
it's going to turn into afucking thing here what?
Okay, classy dawn modeactivated.
I think this is like where he'scalm.
Okay, hang on, let me wait.
I think this is like where he'scalm, uh, okay, hang on, let me
wait.
What's happening?
Because he's like classy Don.
(48:56):
Uh, that story, that storysucks.
Do you have any others?
Hang on, okay, classy Don mode.
Okay, I think I'm just going togo.
(49:16):
I'm going to read about Kazani,kazani.
Thank you for coming by.
I think it's Kazani.
Are you Kazani?
Kozani, kozani, k-o-z-a-n-i.
What is Kozani.
You are in Okay, you'rez-a-n-i.
What is Kozani you are in?
Okay, you're where I thoughtyou were.
I thought maybe just on thespelling.
They are in Greece.
They've got fucking, how manypeople, how many people do you
(49:38):
have in Kozani?
Oh, they're like in Macedonia.
It's like Alexander the Great'sover there.
They've got 67, 67,000 fuckingpeople.
And what are they all about?
Here?
There was a fucking.
Their growth was disrupted inthe 1770s, but I don't know why.
Oh, the city was pillaged byTurkish beys.
B-e -Y what is that?
(49:59):
What they?
What?
A bey is a Turkic title for achieftain.
I did not know that.
It's like bey.
Okay, so here we go, nicky.
He rolled a curse Rewrite,rewrite and curse more and take
out your fucking references,Like when you mentioned
(50:23):
TripAdvisor.
I don't know why he's suddenlydoing this.
He never did that before.
Okay, here we go.
All right, he's going.
Okay.
Oh no, he was there in 2013.
He's giving actual statisticsnow and he's talking about
tomatoes.
Oh, no, okay, oh no, oh, jesus.
(50:52):
So anyway, guys, next week Iwant to let you know.
Next week, uh, we're going tohave that episode on Tuesday.
We may not have an episode thenext week because I will be out
of town all the days that Icould possibly record.
So we may have to go one weekwithout camping them softly.
And I know you're fucking talks, father.
(51:16):
Okay, there we go there.
What?
There we go.
That was what I wanted.
Okay, so we may have to go oneweek without camping them softly
, I apologize.
So, nikki, we're talking aboutKazani, greece.
67,000 people in Macedonia.
It looks beautiful.
I'm looking here.
They've got parks, they've gota fucking power plant.
That doesn't look beautiful.
They got a fucking clock tower,archeological museum.
(51:38):
Kazani, you look great, butNikki, you've been there.
Tell me about Kazani Greece,for better or worse.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
IEO Kozani.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (51:50):
The fuck you mean?
We got viewers in Kozani.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
We have one.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
That's in Greece, right, I think, near the part
where everyone yells and throwsplates, but somehow it's
considered culture.
Jesus Christ, let me tell yousomething.
I've been to Kozani.
Alright, oh no.
And let me tell you, yeah, itain and goat paths.
I didn't mention the goat paths.
That place got heat, heat.
That place got history, history.
That place got me, oh no, andthat's all it fucking needed, oh
(52:16):
, jesus Christ.
So I show up in Kozani, back in, like I don't know, 2013.
Speaker 3 (52:21):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (52:22):
I was on what you might call a culinary diplomacy
mission, oh Jesus, but the truthis I was running sauce, real
sauce.
He's a drug dealer, not thatjarred bullshit with a celebrity
chef on it.
The family recipe imported froma basement in Brooklyn via
suitcase with a false bottom.
Why do you have to Anyway?
Speaker 2 (52:39):
Okay.
Why does he have to do that?
I?
Speaker 1 (52:40):
roll up to the town square Right.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (52:45):
I'm supposed to meet this guy named Stelios oh no,
who swore he was connected,what's?
Stelios Turns out the onlything he was connected to was a
fucking wine barrel.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
Okay, how much do you want to bet?
I'm going to interrupt Nikkiright here.
How much do you want to bet?
Stelios is somehow connected tofucking Earl Grey, his arch
nemesis.
I would be willing to bet youfucking money based on what we
know and I know you agree.
Willing to bet you fuckingmoney based on what we know, and
I know you agree, that Steliosis somehow connected to that
British.
What does he call him?
A crumpet, crumpet, humper.
Speaker 1 (53:19):
Drunk off his ass and talking about olive oil Purity
Like it was a religion.
I'm standing there with 10kilos of contraband oregano and
a meatball necklace.
That's worth more than hiswhole fucking restaurant.
And this guy wants to debatetomato acidity oh, I see I pal
unless you want a bruschettabomb under your fucking vespa?
(53:41):
You better sober up and get tobusiness.
But then oh no plot twist here.
It is a bunch of old greekladies catch wind of the aroma.
You ever been swarmed bygrandma's kid?
I ain't talking like oh sweetie, let me feed you grandmas.
(54:03):
I'm talking feral mediterraneannunnas screaming about who
makes the real sauce and tryingto yank it out of my duffel.
I had to fake a heart attackjust to escape into a fucking
yoga shop.
Then guess who I find hiding inthe back of said yoga shop?
Of course Earl fucking Gray Offucking course that monocled,
tea-sipping, crumpet-huffingpiece of shit setting up a tea
(54:25):
and tzatziki tasting event likehe runs the joint.
I said you think you're gonnacolonize pasta culture with
fucking cucumber dip andchamomile?
Not on my watch, you britishprick.
We threw hands right theretables flying zatziki, flying
old ladies cheering I knockedhis ass into a vat of olives so
(54:47):
hard the pit came out flavoredlike earl grey.
He still got feta crumbs in hisfucking eyebrows.
Long story short, I'm bannedfrom Kozani.
There's a statue of me in akebab shop that says Do not
serve.
I believe it.
And the local Orthodox prieststill refuses to bless any pasta
(55:08):
that isn't fusilli.
But let me tell you, kid, whatthe fuck is a priest?
Those motherfuckers in Kozani,yeah, they remember Nicky Noodle
Arms Dente, okay, you ever seesouvlaki served with a side of
marinara?
You're fucking welcome.
Speaker 2 (55:23):
Okay, thank you, nicky, for the fucking.
We're fighting Earl Grey at afucking yogurt.
Was he in a yogurt shop?
So why are there fucking olives?
This story's got some holes init, I think Because he was in a.
Yes, he says they got in afight and there's yogurt.
(55:43):
It's a yogurt shop.
Why are there olives?
Do people put olives in fuckingyogurt?
Is that a thing?
Okay, so see, we have to do thefollow-up question.
Now.
This doesn't make any fuckingsense, nikki.
This doesn't make any fuckingsense.
Why were there?
Why was there?
Hang on, why was there a vat ofolives in a yogurt shop?
(56:06):
Okay, there we go.
Now.
I don't know what kind ofanswer I'm gonna get unhinged,
lunatic mode.
Oh jesus, okay, this is yes,this is unhinged actually.
Uh, he's very upset with me, Ithink, because he just cursed.
I think he, I think he wascursing at me and he put olives
(56:29):
as the emojis whenever hefucking typed it.
This is fucking, this is nuts.
This is the chaos that you comehere for.
Speaker 1 (56:38):
Oh look who's asking questions now.
Huh, oh, why was there a vat ofolives in a yogurt shop?
Yes, why wasn't there?
You think I'm making this shitup?
No, you think I don't rememberthe fucking olives?
I got ptsd every time I walkinto a whole foods.
Let me break it down for yourdisrespectful little brain.
No, oh, shit.
Yeah, it's not Okay.
Is this true?
(57:09):
Dairy?
It's barrels of olives, pickledoctopus, stuffed grape leaves
jars of honey the size of atoddler and, for some reason,
one live goat who runs theregister.
He meant live.
That's just how they fucking doit.
Speaker 2 (57:20):
The vat.
Speaker 1 (57:21):
It wasn't even for food.
It was part of the owner'spersonal anti-theft system.
If somebody tried to run offwithout paying, he'd scream oh
pay, no, kick him into theolives.
I saw it happen twice beforelunch.
Okay yeah, local custom Okay,but now Nikki's the crazy one.
Sure no, I suppose.
(57:43):
Next you're going to say it'sunrealistic that Earl Gray had a
reinforced Union Jack tea table.
Speaker 2 (57:52):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (57:52):
With hidden compartments full of crumpet
shurikens too, right?
Oh my god.
Oh yeah, let me guess.
Yeah, tea parties don't usuallyend in arson and cultural
warfare.
I don't think they do Tell thatto the ruins of the Kazani Town
Hall Still smelling like burntbiscotti and regret.
They burnt down the fuckingtown hall.
Another thing Don't ever, ever,question my memory of olive
(58:16):
adjacent trauma.
Again, you weren't there.
You didn't see the glisten.
No, I didn't.
You didn't feel that pit slidebetween between your fucking
shoulder blades.
What the fuck when you'retrying to suplex a British
bastard into fermented dairy?
It happened, it was real andI'd do it again.
(58:38):
Kozani was a war zone and I wasthe fucking general.
Okay, that's.
Speaker 2 (58:48):
I can't say much else about that.
That was Nicky, that was Nikki,that was Nikki everybody.
Thank you, Thank you, sir.
Thank you With Kazani.
Thank you, Kazani, for comingby Once again.
We're worldwide.
We are expanding our reachcountry by country, city by city
.
See the fucking shining sea.
(59:09):
City by city.
See the fucking shining sea.
And whenever I get toAntarctica, that will be the end
of the world domination of thetoxic teacher.
I will have expanded my loinsacross every nation and fucking
whatever I don't know.
I'm just saying stupid shit now.
Anyway, that was what the fuckare the?
Speaker 3 (59:29):
viewers from.
Speaker 4 (59:30):
Kazani.
Speaker 3 (59:35):
All right shit now.
Speaker 2 (59:37):
Anyway, that was what if I got a viewer from kazani
all right now, let me, let meget to, uh, let me get to the
next texas.
What no hot dog.
Speaker 4 (59:50):
Oh wait, no, muskogee comes next.
I'm sorry.
There, it is there.
It is there.
It is All right.
Speaker 2 (59:57):
Next here is let me turn that.
Shut the fuck up, Talks father.
Shut the fuck up, Okay.
So, guys, I've been giving youlittle glimpses and previews of
the upcoming, the upcoming rockopera the Summoning of the Toxic
Teacher.
I don't know if that's going toremain the name of it, but
you'll find out If it's going tochange.
(01:00:19):
You'll be the first to know ifit changes.
So anyway, last week I gave you, remember, there are three
relics that Hellfire Jackson,the evil priest, has to
accumulate to do the summoningritual of the beast.
The toxic teacher, right.
So he's sending out hisgenerals, right?
(01:00:41):
He's sending out Deacon Damiento get the Thunder Mike.
He's sending out fucking ArchHeretic, decibel Graves to get
the Hellset.
And he's sending out theToxfather, who you just heard,
to get the Leviacam.
And you heard that song lastweek the guardian of the
Leviacam warning the Toxfatherthat it would basically destroy
(01:01:02):
him and trap him forever andever and ever, right.
So what I wanted to do now is Iwas going to give you a song
here that is the Talksfather'sresponse, and I know I'm kind of
giving away the whole rockopera, but I want to do it a
(01:01:22):
little bit at a time.
So you remember, in the lastsong, the Viper of Vision, the
Guardian, uh, you know basicallysaid we are going to entrap you
forever.
So now here is the response bythe tox father and it is called
captured forever.
And I'm going to leave you withthis and uh, guys, we'll see
(01:01:43):
you, not?
Uh, this is going to air ontuesday of next week I'm
actually on friday of this week,so it's going to air next
Tuesday, but so you're going tohear this and you're not going
to hear one for a week.
So, anyway, guys, thank you,and we'll catch up in two
fucking weeks.
Satan, can you see us out?
Get the fuck out of my face,Talks mother.
(01:02:07):
Get started on this rock opera,let's go now bring it in.
Speaker 4 (01:02:16):
Baby viper thinks it's slick, but I'm the king of
slickness, stepped up to theviper.
Cool as ice got funk in myveins.
Rolling snake eyes, camera fromhell.
Tryna, steal my soul, baby, I'mtoo funky, it's taking its toll
(01:02:36):
.
Click, click, evil grin.
Leviathan wants every sin.
Leviathan, snap that shit.
Even souls flash so bright.
Leviathan Phones for it.
(01:02:57):
But Tuck's father got it right.
Leviathan, work, that thingGonna funk you up tonight.
Leviathan, goddamn right, I'llfunk you up tonight.
La Viacam, goddamn right,taking over out of sight Viper
(01:03:19):
talking visions, spitting hislies.
I smiled so hard.
Saw fear in his eyes Trying tosnap me.
Nah, I'm too fly.
Your evil webcam just met itsmatch tonight.
Click, click, try again.
Leviathan losing my funkyfriend.
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