March 5, 2025 • 66 mins
This epiosde is Part 2 of our Sh*tty Survivor Deep dive in Dead by Daylight with SABLE WARD (ew!).
We dissect the lore, gameplay, stupid perks, and how useless players typically are who pick her!
This episode features:
Sable Ward Exposed – Lore, gameplay, and why people pick her (and suck!)
Killer Main Struggles – How BHVR continues to punish us while survivors get buffed into godhood.
Post-Covid DBD Playerbase Shift – How did COVID affect DbD's player count?
💀 The Great Content Lull – WHY IS NOTHING HAPPENING?
A Detour to County Clare – Because of course, we’re going off the rails to talk about hurling matches and chaos.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sable in the basement , crawling like a freak, wicked
little goth thinking she'sunique.
Oh, jesus Christ Can't be,can't be.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Toxic, toxic, can't be, can't be.
Toxic, toxic, can't be, can'tbe.
Toxic, toxic, can't be, can'tbe toxic, toxic.
Toxic teachers camping themsoftly.
The world isn't ready.
Dogs can stand a chance.
Toxic teachers camping themsoftly.
The world is hit to take bykicking ass.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Oh, it's me.
It's the Toxic Teacher here.
This is it.
This is loud as fuck and I loveit.
It is loud as shit and that'swhat we do here on Camping them
Softly.
You're here.
You are here camping themsoftly.
Hey, guys, hope everyone isdoing well.
(00:48):
The crowd is still still goingnuts and we're at episode number
.
Hey, what episode are we?
I never know, I never know, andthat's part of the, that's part
of the charm here on Campingthem Softly, it looks like we're
on episode number 45.
40 fucking five.
And we've got like two lostepisodes.
(01:09):
I think We've got one that wasan interview that didn't happen,
and then we've got another onethat was just so shitty because
I was like not feeling well butI was trying it anyway and it
was so bad I couldn't evenpublish it.
So, officially, 45,unofficially fucking 43.
I couldn't even publish it.
So, officially, 45,unofficially fucking 43.
I don't even fucking know.
So, anyway, guys, thank you forcoming.
(01:34):
This is an unofficial, extremelyunofficial, debt by Daylight
podcast.
If you are a fan, if you wantto find me, you can find me on
Twitch, youtube, all of thatstuff, toxic Teacher TTV except
on YouTube, I'm the ToxicTeacher.
If you want to be on the show,or you want to argue, or you can
(01:55):
send it to campingthemsoftly atgmailcom.
What in the hell is this crap?
And I acknowledge.
I want to acknowledge.
First, I apologize for the audioissues.
(02:17):
Last week I had changed somesettings on my microphone and I
am still this is not easy, fuckJesus Christ, getting this shit
down.
So I want to apologize for that.
Hopefully today it's a littlebit better.
The microphone should sound alittle bit better most of the
(02:37):
time.
I've noticed if I hit it like acertain way, it like the volume
goes through the roof.
Notice, right there.
You see, but you have to, youhave to like hit it just right
all the time for it to soundlike that, which I don't like.
I go in and out, so that's partof the problem.
Anyway, guys, we've got a notthe most exciting week because
(03:04):
we are in a content lull in Deadby Daylight.
Hopefully you know that we arein a content lull this time of
the year and let's talk aboutthis lull and what it means.
You know, a lot of times,whenever there's a kind of a
lack of excitement in Dead byDaylight, that can impact the
(03:26):
player base and sometimes itdoesn't impact it in terms of
the amount of players, but itdoes impact kind of the
conversations going on.
It impacts the excitementaround the game and I think
we're kind of in that right now,even though they've announced
(03:49):
this QOL, even though they'veannounced Five Nights at
Freddy's and they've announcedthe Boulay Brothers, which I
don't even know and I noticed Ijust on the mic, I just got that
I hit the mic just right and itlike that.
So I'm going to try not to dothat again and I think I
(04:10):
might've just done it anyway.
So we've got all thesedifferent things that are
happening, but it's nothinghappening that's to make you so
excited that you've just you sayI've got to play Dead by
Daylight, and part of that to me, I think we've always had the
(04:30):
issue with people, not with thelack of excitement.
I noticed the microphone did itagain, fuck.
So anyway, we've had an issuewith a lot of people.
There's a lot of toxicity in thegame which is all survivor
sided.
It's always directed at killermains.
Killer mains, by definition,cannot be Toxic.
(04:53):
We just can't do it.
We don't know how.
It's not in our DNA to be toxic.
People like the, like thesurvivor mains, are we?
Just, we don't have thatcapability, do we?
What my sound didn't play?
There we go.
That's what I like.
Yeah, there we go, so, anyway.
(05:17):
So, because of this lull, youknow, like I did a shorter
episode last week and what wasfunny is that episode.
I was like is this going to do?
Is it going to do a lot better,given the fact that it's
shorter?
No, like the other one, the onebefore did better.
So what the fuck is happeninghere?
(05:39):
I don't know.
Okay, so let's forget aboutthat.
As far as the amount of playersgo, you know we're talking about
the amount of players.
Is that affecting the?
I'm trying to move my fuckingmicrophone.
I can't even get it to moveright.
There we go.
I think that might be a littlebit better.
So we've got in February 2025,the average amount of players is
(06:04):
35,637.
So remember 35,000.
In January we had 30,000.
In December we had 31.
In November, 38.
And then back in October, rightbecause of Halloween, we had
39,000.
So we're hovering right aroundthere.
(06:27):
In the summer we were in the40s, but now we're at about 35.
So if that gives you an idea ofwhere the game is, it has these
constant lulls and if we lookback let's look back one year,
two year, three years and seewhere DBD is at.
So, if we look dead by daylight, in February of last year was
(06:50):
it 32,000.
Two years ago, in February, itwas at hang on, I'm trying to
find it it was at 32.
And then, if we go back to 2022, in February, it was at 36.
So, a thousand more than rightnow.
And then if we go back even to2021, it was 35.
It was the exact, the exact,fucking same.
(07:13):
Okay.
So, and then if we go back to2020, which, remember, this was
right before COVID.
Right, remember, covid was inMarch of 2020 was whenever
everything shut down.
I remember I was telling mystudents is like we're not
coming back.
You know that, right, like weare not, all the other teachers
(07:33):
were like, oh, it's going to befine, it'll be two weeks.
Remember, that's what everybodysaid.
It was going to be two weeks.
And then we would all come backand everything would be back to
normal and we wouldn't need tolike hoard toilet paper.
So I've got to.
I'm going off topic here, butwe show in 2020 that we were at.
(07:55):
What did I say we were at inFebruary 2020?
We were at 23,000.
We were actually 15,000 or12,000 fewer than we are right
now, but ever since COVID it'skind of hovered around the same.
And then, if you look pre-COVID, those numbers were less.
We were in the 15,000, 16,000,17,000.
(08:19):
But what I wanted to tell you isthat, you know, I was a
geography teacher.
The toxic teacher does stupid.
So we had an activity, becauseI was a geography teacher and I
wanted the students to actuallythink about, um, think about how
these diseases spread and,geographically, what does this
(08:40):
even fucking mean?
Right?
So what we did was we took,whenever the, whenever the virus
was still in china, we weretracking it using like disease
statistics that you would findonline, like the number of cases
right in china, and they wouldmap it out.
We brought in a map every day.
(09:01):
I was like guys, get out yourmaps, we're gonna look at the
virus statistics today.
So, anyway, they start, they'retracking this and they're
writing down the numbers.
And I'm saying, okay, do youguys see anything?
Right, as these numbers change,what are you seeing?
We're playing the part of theworld health organization, okay,
which of which the UnitedStates is no longer a part,
(09:24):
because we've got a fucking shitass president no, that's the
wrong one, that was the, thatwas the nice one.
Yes, we've got a fucking shitass president, that doesn't
understand.
We're going to have to need, weare going to need other
countries at some point in thefuture.
Do something, fuck, okay anyway.
(09:50):
So they start looking andthey're starting to see a
pattern.
They say, well, china, it'sgetting out of control, it's
fucking, it's like wildfire.
These numbers aren't just goingup like linear, these are going
up exponential, because oneperson affects 10, affects 12,
affects 15, 20, 30, 40, 50,whatever.
And they see it gets over toEurope, it's spreading
(10:11):
throughout Asia, getting intoJapan and Korea, and blah, blah,
blah.
And so I say, based on that,based on what you're seeing,
what is going to happen next?
And they said if the US getsone, two, five cases, it's over,
like that's it.
And I said you very well couldbe right.
(10:32):
More than likely you are right.
So, just like we had talkedabout, we get five, 10, 20, 30,
50, 100.
The next day, we're at 4,000.
Next day, we're at 8,000, 12,20, 50,000.
And what did they say?
What did my students say?
They say this is it.
We're just like China.
At this point, you cannot stopthis shit.
(10:54):
And I said you guys are right.
And then they announced onspring break, in March of 2020,
they announced we're not comingback to school for two weeks.
And I said what do you guysthink?
And they said we're not goingto come back for God knows how
long.
Because look at what'shappening in China, look at what
happened in Japan, look whatwas going on in Europe and why
(11:15):
would we think that we're anyfucking different than anyone
else?
And that's part of the problemis America thinks they're so
much different, they're sodifferent, so much different.
What the fuck am I saying?
They think they're so differentand we're so much better.
And you know, I make jokes likewell, no, I'm half joking that
(11:37):
we are better than the UK and weare better than France.
That's like just, you know,that's, that's factual
information.
And but the thing is, weweren't going to stop the
fucking virus.
Not, we tried, but then peoplewouldn't listen to fucking
directions.
(11:57):
And this just shows humanityright here, by the way, I know
I'm going way off topic, butthis just shows humanity the
fact that a virus is killingpeople and we still want to go
out to fucking eat because we'refat and stupid and we can.
We don't understand the conceptof caring about other people
and saying you know what myactions might actually kill
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someone else, but I want to gowherever I fucking want to go,
and if that kills somebody else,so be it Right.
It's fucking stupid, and thatwas the COVID experience for the
US.
And you might be askingyourself how do we get to this?
How do we get to this in DBD?
(12:40):
Oh, we were talking aboutplayer numbers, right?
So COVID probably didn't havean active effect on DBD, but a
lot of people were staying home,right, and so that obviously
helped the numbers, becausepeople are staying home, people
are going to see.
Notice, I'm hitting the mic thatright way, right there.
(13:02):
Oh, that's that sweet spotwhich I can never hit.
There we go.
You notice I'm hitting it now,but what I do is I oh, oh god,
that's loud as fuck.
Um, no, what I was saying wasuh, see, I can't hit it again.
I'm, I'm all over the place.
You have to.
You have to lean into it.
(13:22):
See, I'm leaning back and thenI'm going to lean.
Oh see, I'm hitting it again.
I can't even tell you whatangle it has to fucking be at to
get that noise.
This is fucking stupid, okay,anyway.
So what I want to do is I wantto ask Nikki for better or worse
.
We have a co-host here, by theway, guys.
We have Nicky Ai Dente.
(13:44):
He's an AI co-host, littlemafioso from Little Italy.
He is the vice don of theSociety of fucking Meatballs and
Maury's or something like that.
I can't even remember his gangname or his legitimate business
name name.
(14:12):
Hey, nikki.
On the podcast we're talkingabout DBD and what happened to
the player numbers when COVIDhit.
I want to know what COVID waslike for you all.
Did you ever catch it?
Did you play more or less DVD?
Oh good, this is going to beoffensive.
(14:33):
By the way, if you are easilyoffended, I would suggest you
probably just leave the podcastnow.
You probably just leave thepodcast now.
And did you play more or lessDVD, did you ever?
What happened to the family?
Okay, there we go.
Oh, this is going to be awful.
(14:56):
Okay, hang on, we're almostthere.
Oh, jesus Christ, he's talkingabout it right now.
Uh, okay, number one he says henever caught it, which is
probably a fucking lie.
He is a known liar and I thinkI I think I commanded him to lie
like that.
That's an actual thing.
(15:17):
And, by the way, there's athing where I can live.
Talk to Nikki, but he doesn'tsound quite right.
There's a website I'm on.
They actually, they actuallydid that.
So, anyway, covid, let's goback to COVID real quick.
The best thing that everhappened during COVID was, uh,
that I bought a bidet and I didnot need toilet paper.
(15:38):
That's what a bidet and I didnot need toilet paper what in
the hell is this crap.
That's what a bidet says rightthere.
Oh Jesus, what in the hell isthis crap?
Yeah, that's exactly what itsays.
Nikki has a lot to fucking say.
He's still talking about DBD,okay, or still talking about
COVID.
What the fuck am I even talkingabout here?
(15:58):
All right, here we go, nikki.
What happened with COVID andyou?
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Yo, covid was a wild fucking time for the family, was
it?
Let me tell you, it was like aforced house arrest, but instead
of getting pinched by the feds,it was some microscopic fucking
virus knocking at the door.
Yeah, Did I catch it, nah youdidn't, I ain't never caught it.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Okay, he says he never caught it.
I highly highly doubt thisfucking shit.
There we go, we've got the moodmusic.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
You think some two-bit virus is going to take
down Nicky Noodle Arms.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Dente Fuck about it my immune system is built
different.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Fortified by generations of garlic red wine.
Jesus christ, on a marinara'ssecret sauce okay, that shit's
got medicinal properties.
I swear uh, yeah, right even ifI did catch it, I'd never admit
it.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
See, I told you for business I told you what
happened to the family.
Okay, so the net.
So what happened to your family, nikki?
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Family, so bam show some respect.
Had to adapt, you know.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
At first we figured aye lockdown means more DVD.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
It does mean more DVD , and that's actually when I
started.
I started streaming veryshortly before COVID, before
those lockdowns, and that waswhat really got me going is
there was nothing else to do.
All right, so what happened tothe family?
Speaker 4 (17:27):
For respect being enforced right.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Right, right Nikki, but now what?
Speaker 4 (17:33):
Turns out, all these amateur survivor mains flooded
the servers.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Oh God.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
Acting like they own the place.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Yeah, they do.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
That's what they do.
Few times got longer, mm-hmm.
When the SWFs got worse.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yes, they always do.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
BHVR was out here pumping out updates, like a chef
who forgot to preheat the oven.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Hey, that's actually a good way to think about it.
Whenever they pump out theseupdates, they come out
half-baked, they're not totallydone and yeah, that's okay.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
No, he started DC-ing even more than usual.
Big ZD started DC-ing, said thestress was bad for his heart.
I think he's the fat one, butwe all know it was because he
got hit with a well-coordinatedflashlight, say.
Mama Marinara started droppingin on Discord voice chats more,
making sure none of us weredisrespecting the culture by
playing you can't disrespect theguy was convinced the virus was
(18:24):
part of an anti-italianconspiracy.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Okay, that sounds like.
He sounded like a trumpsupporter saying that the virus
is part of an anti-italianconspiracy after he saw some
british scientists on tv, did Iplay more or less DBD?
Yes, Did you play more or less?
I played more.
I think I got into it in 2019.
So that was 2020, was likethat's whenever I was really,
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really getting into it.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Listen.
At first I was putting in work.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Were you.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Trials all day.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Enforcing basement law.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Oh yeah, you got it Making sure survivors showed
proper respect.
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
But after a while.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
What.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Man, the game got soft.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
It did.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
All these lockdown kids thinking they were tough
because they learned how to 360in their little quarantine
bubble.
And BHVR, yeah, they wascatering to them.
They always do.
Making survivor buffs, yeah.
Killer nerfs, yeah, okay.
(19:25):
Oh, he did.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
What.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
Okay, this is new oh.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Jesus.
Okay, you have to.
Oh Jesus, okay, oh Jesus.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
So okay, so he's coaching Ghostface Mains and
accepting Steam gift cards.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Jesus.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
What'd you tell him?
Tracking down on toxic behavior?
I told him What'd you tell himI ain't toxic, I'm traditional.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I'm not toxic, I'm traditional.
I like that.
That's going to be a quote.
I'm not being toxic, I'm beingtraditional.
These are traditional values.
We are a values-based podcasthere, the traditional family
values podcast of DBD, where wecamp and tunnel.
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That's a tradition now, becausenobody does it anymore, because
, guess what, you can't fuckingdo it.
And now, with these quality oflife updates, you're not even
going to be able to.
You're not going to be able toslug anymore, so they're going
to take that away.
What can we even do?
What's a new thing?
Going to be so okay, nikki,when the lockdowns ended, what
(20:50):
happened?
Speaker 4 (20:51):
Fallout.
When lockdowns ended, thestreets of DBD weren't the same.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
You're right, the survivors got too old.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
the killers got too soft and somehow, somehow, Earl
fucking Ray used the pandemic togain more influence.
Oh God, no, Earl Gray hestarted hosting Tea Time with
Survivors, preaching honor amongplayers and pushing some
bullshit narrative aboutrespectful fair trial.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Oh God, no, you know what happened.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
The Tea Time Terrorist Squad grew in numbers?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Oh, we don't know.
Okay, that's Earl Gray.
By the way, those of you guyswho don't know, earl Grey is the
made-up fucking rival to NickyDente and he's British, which is
one of the worst things youcould be, and we're going to
have a British interview hereshortly.
I don't know how Nicky's goingto take that, but yeah, so
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anyway, the Tea terror squad isis fucking.
Uh, what do you call them?
What do we call them?
Swifts, gangs, guilds?
Speaker 4 (21:46):
I don't know this was a dark time, my friend yeah, it
was real dark time.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
It was the lockdowns were a dark time something else.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
The family survived, but it changed the game forever
now I'm still out here fightingthe good fight.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
I am too.
We both are Trying to restoreorder.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Yes, yes, let me tell you, yes, what Survivors.
They ain't ready for thepost-pandemic era of respect
enforcement.
Yes, nikki.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Yes, fuck, you're right, right.
Yes, nikki says it, you'reright, right, yes, nikki says it
.
The post-pandemic era ofrespect enforcement is coming to
DBD and you're going to fuckinglike it every last one of you,
sons of bitches.
All right, that's enough forCOVID.
Why are we even talking aboutthat?
(22:35):
We're 21 minutes in.
We haven't done shit yet on DBD, because there nothing we can
even fucking talk about withthis game.
So, anyway, a couple of weeksago we talked about, we had a
talk that we went on a deep diveof Meg Thomas and what Meg
Thomas is about.
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We're going to pick a survivorand we're going to just talk
shit about this survivor.
We're going to go through theirlore with what little I know.
I did my research, and by doingresearch I meant I had AI do the
research for me, and so we'regoing to go over that.
I even want to have a song made, and remember we had three
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options for survivors to pickfrom.
We had Nia, we had David Tappand we had Sable everybody's
least favorite fucking survivorand, as far as I know, still the
reigning most annoying fuckingsurvivor main in the game.
(23:39):
Make a shitty uh rap song, uh80.
Or make an a make a retro 80srap song about the survivor
sable ward in, dead by daylight.
But but keep in mind I'm akiller main and she's annoying
(24:04):
as fuck.
Here is her lore forinformation boink, and then I'm
gonna paste that in and uh,there we go.
So we'll see.
We'll see what they come upwith for a song.
We need to have a song here forfucking Sable, fucking Ward.
And where's my angry?
Yeah, there we go.
(24:27):
And I don't know if you guyshave noticed, but I was playing
2v8.
I was playing 2v8.
Shut the fuck up.
I was playing 2v8 and I sawsomething I never thought I
would see.
Okay, you know, 2v8 is afucking nightmare.
It is, it always has been andit always will be the biggest
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nightmare that you could everfucking hope to be a part of.
Anyway, there was a Sable.
I was playing Survivor becausethat's all I can fucking play,
because there's, there's youcan't even get into a queue is
killer, especially if you'restreaming, because then you got
so much fucking downtime.
It's ridiculous anyway.
So, playing against Legionwhich everybody you know how we
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feel about dealing with Legion,but this Sable gets hooked, you
know I I say hooked just becausethat's the easiest thing to say
.
I know it's a fucking cage, butthey get hooked, they get off
the hook, they get hit right, sothey're in the deep wound
status, so they're going to haveto mend.
They run off, they startself-mending, right.
(25:36):
I show up there with a fuckingmed kit and this sable proceeds
to self-mend when I'm fuckingright there and then as soon as
she mends, she takes off,running again.
And there was no killer roundfor 17 miles.
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And that's what you have todeal with in 2v8.
You constantly have sevenpeople not working on gens,
because I'm always working ongens.
That's what I fucking do.
And it's so fucking annoyingthat the sables are consistently
, consistently, the worstplayers in Dead by Daylight.
(26:18):
I swear to God, they are someof the worst, the least
strategic players I have everseen.
It is disgusting how they actin the game.
They should be ashamed.
Shame, shame, sables, shame,fucking.
This week on Camping them Softly, we talk about how fucking
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stupid sable lanes are.
Yes, tunnel them all out.
That's what I say.
Let's tunnel every singlefucking one of them.
They don't.
Oh, my god, they're just,they're a nightmare.
Um, mckayla manes are are abouta half a step up.
Um, but it's funny.
(27:02):
You wouldn't think.
Like, whenever Michaela cameout, I didn't think there could,
like I wasn't thinking they'regoing to make a worse killer
than this or a worse survivorthan this.
I never would have thought that.
And guess what?
They went and did it.
Okay.
So I'm doing old schooleighties rap.
I'm doing old school 80s rap.
Uh, funky, let's do that In thename of the song.
(27:25):
By the way, I have a Spotify now, the toxic teacher, if you want
to go, if you want to go, I'veonly got one song on there and
it's one of my theme songs.
Uh, basement queen ain'tickthat's the name of this one.
Basement Queen Ain't Slick.
Sable Ward, you idiot.
(27:48):
That's what I'm adding that onthere, sable Ward, you idiot.
Okay, so let's get this songmade and that'll be the intro
for our segment here.
Let's get this song made andthat'll be the intro for our for
our segment here.
And then I'm, I'm I'm actuallydoing a couple of things in the
(28:09):
background while it's working onthis.
Uh, hang on.
Uh, nikki, I want you to uh talkabout the survivor, sable Ward.
Here is her lore.
Have you dealt with anyone thatuses her?
What do you think?
Give me your professionalfamily opinion.
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Oh, does anyone in your familyuse her In your family?
Use her as a survivor?
All right, there we go.
This is going to be disgusting.
I can't wait.
All right, the song is ready.
Oh, and, by the way, leon'sbaby mama.
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Just FYI, that's one of ourviewers on Twitch.
We made a song about what uh tobe Leon's baby mama, and then
we also made a breakup songabout breaking up with Leon and
I.
Is it this one?
Um, yeah, here we go.
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Is this the good one?
Speaker 3 (29:18):
You left me with the shadows of the past.
Yeah, those infected dreams,they just don't last.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Running from the fear , yeah, and the broken glass.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Uh-huh, love and bullets fly through the misty
night.
Your heart's.
In Raccoon City, I'm stuck withyour baby.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Yes, yes, the darkness in your eyes is a
terrible sight.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Is that a thing?
Oh yeah, what the fuck is this?
This isn't the one.
No, this is the one here.
It was a sudden fling.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
We met on.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Lover's Lane.
I liked that you would kill forme.
And I would die for you Now.
Kill for me and I would die foryou now.
Now I'm your baby's mama.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
I was zombie chasing out a raccoon got that sweet.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
DNA from you, jesus.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Christ.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
I don't know what's happening.
Let's be divorced.
I kept my last name, Leon.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
That makes no sense.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
I'll raise your son alone.
Showed him that.
Old footage of you.
You're a silent type with astrong jawline old footage of
you.
You're a silent type with astrong jawline.
This is awful.
Got that sweet DNA from you.
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I got that sweet fucking DNA.
Like that's disgusting, okay.
So, anyway, that's Leon's,leon's baby mama.
I will send you those songs.
You will get the MP3 files forthose songs, uh, and if you want
your own theme song, let meknow.
Uh, toxic teacher TTV or thetoxic teacher at gmailcom, go
(31:24):
ahead and send me an email.
So, anyway, we've got our.
Uh, we've got our song hereabout Sable.
Let me see, killer on the hunt.
I ain't here to play nice, butevery damn trial got a deal with
this life.
Sable in the basement crawlinglike a freak, weak little God
thinking she's unique.
Oh, jesus Christ, I got.
I've got to read this wholesong, because some of the songs
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have been flat out offensive.
Because some of the songs havebeen flat out offensive.
Should have stayed servinglattes.
Now you got to go.
Does she serve lattes?
I don't even know.
Okay, I'm going to play.
This will be our intro song,though.
This is our intro.
Here we go.
Oh, yeah, this is awesome.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Uh-huh Killer on the hunt.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
I ain't here to play nice, but every damn tribe got
to deal with this life.
Settle in the basement, crawllike a freak, wicked little cop,
thinkin' she's me, yes, Rubbin'nods.
You livin' underground like abasement rat.
Never make it a sound.
Moonstone Cafe man.
This ain't no show should'vestayed servin' lattes.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Now you gotta go.
We the spiders what you tryin'to do.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
I'm ripp.
Oh yeah, yes, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Yes, dude, this is badass.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Oh yeah, yes, yes, trying to juke.
Oh yeah, oh.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Dude, this is amazing .
You have to admit, this song isbadass.
Look at her.
She really thought she had aplan we tunneling today.
Damn, oh shit.
(33:39):
This is unbelievable.
This is going on the Spotifyplaylist.
I'm sorry, it's too good.
It is way too good not to go onSpotify.
You can expect to see this uplike soon, like soon, soon soon.
Oh, I love it.
I love it.
I'm going to have to put acomment on this.
(33:59):
Putting this shit on Spotify.
Dude, it's even got a cool likelittle outro there.
All right, I put putting thisshit on Spotify.
That's it.
Wait, this is still.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
This is still the same song.
Yeah, yes, see you next time.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Damn, we got like a breakdown moment.
What the fuck is this?
This is an epic.
It's becoming epic, and I loveit, oh shit.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Oh what the fuck.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Oh, look at her.
She really thought she had aplan.
Dude, this song is too good.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Uh, uh, now you're wailing and crying for Michaela.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
But this ain't no fairy tale, Dude.
This song is too good.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Damn dude.
It like went back, Shit Boom.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Dude, this shit is, oh my God, it's thoroughly good.
This is fucking crazy.
I think that's it.
Wait, no, it's still not over.
We got like 10 seconds, 15seconds.
What the fuck?
Is there an act three?
Or it's like the outro.
It's like November rain.
(35:24):
It's like a Guns N' Rosesfucking thing here.
Oh, guns N' Roses, no, whatLive darling Nikkiy?
Oh wait, no, that's prince.
What the fuck am I doing?
What in the hell is this crap?
Okay, anyway, so we're back.
Sable ward, the worst fuckingsurvivor in dead by daylight.
Let me, let me go here with uh,with um, with like Sable and
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what she's all about.
Are you ready for this shit?
So, sable, here's her backstory.
So she's known for her gothicdemeanor and deep fascination
for the macabre, which plays asignificant role in her lore.
Okay, she was raised inGreenville.
I don't know if that'sGreenville, texas or Greenville,
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north Carolina, but she wasraised in Greenville.
I don't know if that'sGreenville, texas or Greenville,
north Carolina, but she wasraised in Greenville.
She always felt like an outcastfrom her family, probably
because she was terrible.
She was a goth in Greenville,north Carolina.
Unlike her peers, she foundcomfort in horror, insects,
reptiles of the supernatural.
Sounds like half the fuckingDVD players out there.
(36:30):
No fucking offense, but it'sjust.
She sounds like everybody onDVD Twitter.
Her fascination with the darkand unknown deepened when she
met none other than MichaelaReed.
Yes, next time on fucking SableWard's a fucking idiot.
She meets Michaela Reed.
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Yes, next time on fuckingSablewards a fucking idiot.
She meets Michaela Reed, whoapparently is not friends or
there's like a frenemy thing orsomething like that.
I don't know.
Anyway so the two the two formeda close bond and worked
together at the Moonstone Cafewhere they explored urban
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legends, supernatural storiesand magic.
We couldn't do magic.
We couldn't even talk aboutmagic.
Growing up, I was a SouthernBaptist.
We would go to hell, just likethe Catholics and Mormons and
Muslims.
Everybody went to hell, but us.
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We were the only ones.
I was like, hey, are thesepeople going to hell?
Yes, they are.
Well, what about these people?
What about the gay people?
All of them, all of them,except for us.
Unless you drink or dance orplay cards, then you're going to
hell too.
So everybody's going to hell.
There's like four people goingto heaven at this point.
Gotcha bitch fatality.
So anyway, sorry about that,that's off topic anyway, uh,
(37:59):
okay.
So sable also hosted a shortwaveradio show in just those of you
fyi, shortwave radio shows.
That was podcast before podcast.
It was like a radio podcastwhich is basically a radio
fucking show.
So she discussed all the eeriephenomena and conspiracies and
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she probably became MAGA at somepoint talking about pizza gate
and bullshit like that.
So anyway, that's Sable, okay.
So she's best friends withfucking Michaela and they're.
They they're on a radio showand they work at a fucking
coffee shop making lattes.
So that's where the song evensaid I think the song lyrics,
some of the song lyrics wereabout lattes.
(38:41):
Where does it say it actuallymentioned it?
How is it so good?
How, how am I so good at doingthis?
Where, where does does it sayit said something about the
lattes like go back and makeyour fucking drinks, or
something like that.
Oh, moonstone cafe, man, thisain't no show.
Should have stayed servinglattes.
Now you gotta go.
Okay, man, this is perfect.
(39:02):
This is fucking perfect.
Okay.
So sable and mckayla makinglattes.
Her fateful journey in theentity's realm was triggered
during the Moonstone annualHalloween festival, where she
encouraged Michaela to perform ahorror story about the unknown.
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Do you know?
Do you know the unknown?
That's that killer, right,that's the one killer that
throws the grenades.
Anyway, mid-performance,mid-performance.
Mikayla mysteriously vanishedinto the black fog.
Determined to find her missingfriend Sable stepped into the
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unknown herself, willinglyembracing the darkness that
awaited her.
Oh god, now that's.
That's the fucking thing withwith sable, and she's terrible,
the only okay.
So what about her relationship?
(40:05):
Who had a relationship?
Who is she related to in thegame?
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
So it says right here the only confirmed relationship
in Sable's lore is her deepfriendship with Michaela Reed.
Their connection is central toher story, as her entire reason
for entering the entity's realmis to find Michaela, who
disappeared into the fog.
That's got to be the worstthing ever.
Is you have this friend whogets it like you're like, oh
(40:37):
okay, I'm gonna find you, andthen you have to endure it an
eternity of toxic fuckingbehavior while your friends
complain about the killers andyou become a complete like idiot
who like, kills himself on hookhalf the time and can't loop
worth a fuck next week oncamping.
(40:58):
That was, awfully we talkingabout how sable can't loop, what
the fuck?
Yeah, so that's that.
Okay.
Where were we again, dude?
Did I just lose it?
Did I just lose the fucking?
(41:19):
I just lost the fucking thing.
I clicked it and I lost it.
What?
Oh?
No, there it is, there it is.
Oh, fucking, thank God.
Okay.
So here are the conspiracies.
Are you ready for someconspiracies about Sable, which
is fucking silly?
But here they are, okay.
So some fans, some fansspeculate that the creature
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referenced in Michaela's horrorstory, the Unknown, is the same
same.
That's not a fucking conspiracytheory.
That's got to be the samefucking thing, okay.
Well, um, it also says herradio show.
Uh, it hints at a deeperconnection to the entity and
potential future lore reveals.
(42:03):
I don't even know what thatwould fucking be like.
What?
What does a radio?
All things wicked this night, Idon't okay.
And it says genuine gothrepresentation.
While some players appreciatesable is an authentic
representation of gothicsubculture, others feel that her
lore lacks depth, portrayingher as a stereotypical, edgy
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character rather than a nuancedindividual, which is exactly
true.
All of the characters in DBDare pretty much like that.
They're just one, pretty muchone-sided.
They've got maybe a thing hereand there, like Meg with her mom
and dying mom and all thatbullshit or something.
Dying dad, dying mom, I can'teven remember.
So that is Sable for you.
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All of her perks revolve aroundher being in the basement,
which reinforces the idea she isdrawn to the darkest corners of
the game world, bothfiguratively and literally.
Oh, jesus Christ, that's SableWard for you.
And I was very unimpressed withSable Ward.
(43:13):
Um, I don't know if you guyshave the same experience with
Sable mains as me, but I.
There's just nothing good.
Nothing good comes from being aSable main.
And if you're, if you face aSable main, if you see a Sable
main with those fucking batwings, you know it's going to be
even worse.
Okay, it's just like even lessin terms of strategic presence
(43:38):
in the game.
Nikki, what do you fuckingthink about Sable Ward?
Because we all know what Ithink.
She's terrible.
She's, oh yes.
Speaker 4 (43:48):
You see Sable Ward?
Huh yes, interesting case.
Okay, she's.
Oh yes, you see Sable Ward, huhyes, interesting case.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Okay, real interesting, is it?
Speaker 4 (43:52):
My professional opinion on this gothic ghoul.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (43:55):
First off, you got to respect anyone who willingly
steps into the entity's realm.
No, no, we don't.
Most of these jabronis getdragged in kicking and screaming
.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
Jabroni but this one damn nikki chose each other's
life.
Speaker 4 (44:12):
She said yeah, let me just walk into this hellscape
for my bestie no, that's someride or die shit right, no, no
almost admirable yeah, almost,it is almost get.
To her actual perks.
And what the fuck is thisbasement obsession?
This chick is spending way toomuch time down in my office.
Oh yeah, it's, it's his office,excuse me.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (44:29):
You're out here summoning shit in the basement
like it's a fucking seance andI'm just supposed to be okay
with this.
I've been enforcing basementbest name, boss and rest.
Oh shit.
Oh shit, he's going satanic.
Everybody, that's my domain.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Oh yeah, that's your domain, Nikki.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
You marinate as in.
You sit there hooked, steepinginto full-bodied aroma of
justice, Aroma of justiceTeaching survivors how to make
deals with the entity.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (45:00):
I ain't about that life.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
I'm not either.
Speaker 4 (45:02):
That's killer business.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
Yes, it is.
That's our business ball.
No, they don't.
You know what happens to peoplewho try to cut deals with the
dawn.
Okay, so the entity is the dawnnow, by the way, we don't call
him the entity.
Speaker 4 (45:22):
He's the dawn.
Oh geez, fuck it.
Hey, there we go.
We gotta have this respect.
They disappear yes, they do,nikki, yeah her perks and how
they interfere with familybusiness invocation okay,
weaving spiders yeah, yes, theydo.
Nikki, yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Okay, yeah, weaving spiders, okay.
Speaker 4 (45:38):
Yeah, she does.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
Yeah, and you know that's the perk where they do
the fucking seance down.
There is the first one of thoseseance perks.
Speaker 4 (45:48):
Tori Kane had the other one later.
Yeah, it's terrible.
Dumbass trade is this?
It's terrible.
This is like trading a Ferrarifor a fucking Vespa.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
You're goddamn right, it is.
Speaker 4 (45:56):
And involves other survivors helping her.
Oh, so now we got basementstudy groups.
What is this?
A goddamn occult book clubDrinking Joe Wall, what, shush,
what?
Speaker 1 (46:08):
Shush.
I don't know what he's doing.
What's happening?
Nikki, come back to me, comeback to me.
Speaker 4 (46:14):
Nikki Can self-heal in the basement without a med
kit.
Bitch, I run the basement, youdon't just heal yourself where I
do my best work.
That's like walking into apizzeria and starting your own
alternative dough-making process.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
In the back.
He was talking about strengthin the shadows, where she can
self-heal in the basement.
He said, bitch, I run thebasement, disrespectful.
Yes she is Okay wicked.
Speaker 4 (46:34):
Oh, she can unhook herself in the basement at will.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
Yeah, she can.
So let me get this straight,uh-huh.
Speaker 4 (46:38):
I put her in the basement.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
The sacred grounds.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
Oh yeah, the place of honor and tradition.
It sure is no, no yeah.
They should You're goddamnstraight yeah.
Yeah, I asked, remember, Iasked Does anyone ever use her
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whenever they play?
Speaker 4 (47:02):
Survivor basement.
Independence, self-reliance, norespect for the family
structure.
Nah, we don't play that.
That said the mouse.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
Marco pepperoni tried her out once I don't know who
marco pepperoni is.
He's making up fucking familymembers every single time we
talk.
He's got seven billion familymembers.
Speaker 4 (47:25):
You know what happened.
What happened?
He got a flashlight savedmid-invocation and was never
seen again.
That motherfucker just vanished.
What One day he wasexperimenting with alternative
strategies.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (47:38):
And the next he was just gone.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (47:41):
We assume he's still crawling somewhere in the game
trying to get up the stairs.
Nobody else in Saban istouching her.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
Okay, good, good, we got value.
Speaker 4 (47:49):
Yes, basement loyalty is the corner.
Nobody else in Saban istouching her.
Okay, good, good, we got value.
Yes, basement loyalty is thecornerstone of proper killer
gameplay.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
You're goddamn right.
Speaker 4 (47:55):
We ain't gonna encourage survivors who wanna
play Goddamn witches in mychurch.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Yes, it's your church .
Final judgment.
Speaker 4 (48:02):
Respect or disrespect .
Speaker 3 (48:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (48:05):
Sable Ward is a menace.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (48:06):
She brings dark energy to my domain and disrupts
the sanctity of the basement,like the sanctity of marriage I
spent years perfecting the artof basement justice.
Uncle Naki even wrote the Bookof Hooks A Killer's Guide to
Respect.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Oh jeez, there's a book.
Speaker 4 (48:22):
BHVR.
Just let some goth kid waltz inand turn it into a fucking
occult themed work from homespace Not on my watch.
I see her in my trial.
She goes in the basement twiceyes, first time's business.
Yes, second time's personal.
Yes, sable, your little spellcasting freak, get the fuck out
of my basement.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Oh, I love it.
That was the best.
Fucking Nikki, you've done itagain.
Oh Jesus, get the fuck out ofmy basement.
What did he say the first?
The first time is what, whatwas it?
The first time is fuckingsomething.
The second time is fuckingsomething else.
I got to get it First time'sbusiness.
Second time is personal.
I love that.
That's a.
That's a perfect quote.
(49:04):
Okay, that was Sable Ward.
Everybody, we're at fucking 48minutes here on Camping them
Softly and you know, we have onemore fucking segment that we
have to do and if you are newhere, we like to thank the
listeners that come by,especially the more recent
listeners, and I want to thank alot of the people, and then
(49:25):
we're going to narrow it down toa single location and we're
going to talk about thislocation.
Okay, so let me go through.
I want to thank some of thenewer listeners here and let's
see, we've got some that I'venever even.
Newark, you're always here.
Thank you for always being here.
Calistoga, hope you're stillokay.
I think the fires are almostdone.
(49:46):
Paris keeps coming back.
I don't know why.
Parsons, tennessee, you arehere.
Go to little Josh's fishfucking house or whatever it was
.
Federal Way, washington.
Is the government involved?
Is this Elon Musk listening tomy podcast?
Somebody in Federal Way islistening.
(50:07):
Let me see Perry Hall, maryland, stockholm, germany, amsterdam,
ferndale, washington.
Let me see there are some otherones here Mississauga, dublin
is back.
Thank you, dublin, for comingback.
We've got one of the funniestthis one's one of the funniest
cities to say Bangor, bangor,get it.
(50:29):
Bangor, maine, bangor.
Is it Bangor or Bangor, bangor,bangor, bangor.
We have Rome, which I did notknow.
It may be the Pope.
Well, he's not doing very well,is he?
That wasn't a good sound.
For that Latham, new York,stillwater, oklahoma.
For that Latham, new York,stillwater, oklahoma.
(50:49):
Tokyo you are back.
Montreal.
For some reason, we have Frenchpeople and we have French
Canadians now listening, ennisClaire, I don't even know where
that is, but we're going to talkabout you today, ennis Claire.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
Give me a hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
I don't know.
Nikki, Tell me about a placecalled Ennisclair.
I heard you were there.
What was it like?
What did you do for fun?
Do you have any interestingstories about locations there?
Okay, here we go.
And Ennis Claire, I do not knowwhere you are.
Speaker 3 (51:38):
Hang on let me look.
Speaker 1 (51:39):
Ennis Claire, ennis Claire.
Oh, I didn't even play the song.
I didn't even play it.
What am I doing?
I am off the chain.
Today we're not even gettingour shit in here.
Dallas, where the fuck are theviewers from?
I didn't even properly say whatthe segment is.
(52:01):
Yes, yes, muskogee, oklahoma.
Oh, my god, it's Ennis Texas.
I thought it was Ennis Claire.
No, ennis Claire, oh no, oh no,it's not Ennis Texas, it's
Ennis Claire, which is actuallyhang on, shut the fuck up.
(52:24):
Uh, brown James.
Okay, it is actually.
Ennis Clare is in the CountyClare in Ireland, which is kind
of cool, because I don't know.
We have the Dublin person.
Where, where is Dublin?
Ennis is in like a SouthernIreland.
Where's Dublin?
Is that near?
Are we talking to the guy fromLainster or fucking wherever?
(52:48):
No, dublin's.
On the other side, it's on likethe East Coast.
So we've got like an East Coast, west Coast with Enos, enos.
Is it Enos like penis or is itEnos like something else?
Okay, let's go.
Nikki, tell me about Enos Clare.
I actually want to preface thiswith some information about
Enos because I need to know.
(53:08):
That way, I feel like I'm likewhenever he's talking about,
I've got some kind of frame ofreference here.
Okay, so the?
Uh, let's see, uh it.
It has had considerable successin the Irish uh, tidy, tidy
towns competition.
I don't even know what the fuckthat is.
Um, let me see here.
(53:30):
It has an airport, shannonAirport and then it's got a
school.
How many people are in thisfucking town?
Oh, there's 27,000?
.
This is nothing.
You guys are fucking as smallas Stillwater Oklahoma.
Stillwater, fucking Oklahoma.
Okay, Nikki, tell me about this.
Fucking Ennis in the CountyClaire.
Speaker 4 (53:52):
Ennis County, claire.
Yeah, now there's a placethat's got more charm than a
made man's pinky ring.
I found myself in that neck ofthe woods a while back.
Speaker 1 (54:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (54:01):
And let me tell you it was an experience.
Speaker 1 (54:03):
What'd you do there?
The lay of the land, uh-huh.
Speaker 4 (54:06):
Ennis is the largest town in County Claire.
Oh, it is, it's pretty on theRiver Fergus Don, named Ennis.
Ennis comes from the Irish wordEnnis, meaning Ennis Island or
River Meadow.
Speaker 1 (54:19):
He says Ennis, is it Ennis?
Like I-N-I-S?
It comes from the Irish wordEnnis.
How do you pronounce that?
How do you?
Okay?
Irish pronunciation Nunciationof I-N-I-S.
Yeah, there we go.
What is the Irish how topronounce Inis, inis, penis.
(54:42):
Is it penis, inis, inis, inis.
Say it again Inis, okay, inis,okay, so it's Ennis.
Okay, ennis, okay, so it'sEnnis.
It's from Ennis, ennis is fromEnnis.
Oh, whatever, okay, keep going,nikki.
Speaker 4 (54:58):
Which makes sense considering its location.
Speaker 1 (55:00):
Yeah, Okay, it's a picturesque market town.
Oh, it is.
Speaker 4 (55:03):
Stretching back to the 13th century Ooh, when the
kings of Toman invited theFranciscans to set up a shop.
Speaker 3 (55:14):
Oh, wow.
Speaker 4 (55:14):
What did I do for fun ?
Yeah, what'd you do?
There, bitch Now you know me, Iain't exactly the sit quietly
and admire the scenery type.
Speaker 1 (55:20):
You're not.
Speaker 4 (55:21):
So I dove headfirst into what Ennis had to offer.
Speaker 1 (55:24):
Yeah, what did they have to offer?
Additional Irish music?
Oh, they got music.
Speaker 4 (55:27):
The town's alive with the sound of fiddles and oh
they got music oh Jesus Christ,yeah, ooh, oh Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1 (55:39):
Well, yeah, they're a bunch of.
Speaker 4 (55:41):
Yeah, oh, okay so.
So apparently he its own kindof soul.
Okay so, plus, the pints ofGuinness flowed smoother than a
well-planned heist.
Speaker 1 (55:51):
So apparently he's okay with the Irish.
He hates the English, but he'sokay with the Irish.
Speaker 4 (55:56):
Historical strolls.
Uh-huh Took a walk around theEnnis Friary.
Speaker 1 (56:00):
Okay, the.
Speaker 4 (56:01):
Franciscans right, those Franciscans knew how to
build.
Speaker 1 (56:05):
Oh, okay, I'll give them that.
Yeah, the Franciscans.
Speaker 4 (56:08):
Interesting story.
Yes, what's an interestingstory.
One night, after a few too manypints, I stumbled upon a local
legend about the Banshee ofEnnis, they have a Banshee.
Speaker 1 (56:18):
What the fuck is this ?
We're getting into it.
Demons and Banshees Uncampingthe next time, uncamping them
softly.
We talk about Banshees oncamping the next time.
On Camping them Softly.
We talk about Banshees.
For those of you who don't knowwhat a Banshee is, it's like a
uh, is it?
What is a Banshee and why arewe talking about Banshees on?
(56:40):
Camping them Softly Makesabsolutely no fucking sense.
We talk about COVID Banshees,sable Ward and fucking like uh,
pasta sauce and bidets.
Speaker 4 (56:51):
They say, this spirit wails before a family member
kicks the bucket.
Speaker 1 (56:58):
Okay.
So it's a woman like a spiritthat whenever you hear her
crying, that means one of yourfamily members is going to die.
Satan is very happy about this.
Speaker 4 (57:07):
Naturally, I took it upon myself to investigate.
Speaker 1 (57:09):
Oh God.
Speaker 4 (57:10):
Purely for research, yeah right.
Speaker 1 (57:11):
Ended up lost in the woods.
Oh God, yeah, right.
Speaker 4 (57:19):
Oh Jesus, what the fuck.
Speaker 1 (57:30):
What the fuck?
What is hurling match?
Speaker 4 (57:32):
What the fuck?
Another time I got roped into ahurling match.
Speaker 1 (57:33):
What is a hurling match?
Now?
Hurling ain't exactly common inItaly.
Speaker 4 (57:35):
What the fuck is hurling?
But these lads play like theirlives depend on it.
Speaker 1 (57:37):
What the fuck is hurling.
Okay, now I got to look at whatis hurling.
Hang on, give me this fuckingthing.
I'm going to try the live,nikki, and see.
I'm going to call Nikki.
Nikki, can you hear me?
You are live right now on thepodcast Camping them Softly, and
remember, you are the co-hostof Camping them Softly.
Speaker 4 (57:59):
Ayo, I hear you loud and clear.
Nikki Noodle Arms, ai Dente,executive Vice, don of Digital
Entertainment, is in the fuckinghouse, or well, on the podcast,
whatever.
Let's get this show on the roadbefore I got to go handle some
family business.
You know what's on the menu fortoday.
Teach and remind me again why Iowe you this favor.
Speaker 1 (58:15):
Okay.
So, nicky, I need your helpbecause you had mentioned on one
of the podcasts.
On this podcast you mentioned,you went to the city of fucking
Ennis in the County Clare andyou did hurling.
You were in a hurling match.
I don't know what hurling is.
Can you explain that?
Speaker 4 (58:38):
Hurling.
I fucked about it.
You never heard of hurling.
What do you think?
I just sit around eating.
Hey, watch your fucking mouth.
Teach, I'm trying to be aprofessional here.
Anyways, hurling is like it'slike.
Yeah, teach you cutting out onme.
Speaker 1 (58:51):
Yeah, sorry, man, like we're getting tell me about
hurling again.
Speaker 4 (58:56):
I apologize for interrupting you ah, you see,
kids, sometimes people forgetwho they're talking to.
You get me hurling.
Ah, it's like hockey, but ongrass and way more violent.
You got these sticks they callthem hurlies and you whack this
little leather ball.
The sleetar around trying toscore.
It's fast, it's brutal and it'show we settle disputes in the
(59:18):
old country.
I played a match once in EnnisCounty, claire.
Let's just say they weren'tready for a guy from Little
Italy on the pitch.
But listen, you want to knowmore.
You got to ask the rightquestions.
What exactly?
Speaker 1 (59:32):
are you looking to know about hurling huh?
Okay, I'm going to turn thatoff.
He sounds too different to me.
That's not really him.
It's so strange.
But now we know what hurling is.
You play it's on the grass andyou violent, hurt each other.
Okay, anyway, keep going, nicky.
Speaker 4 (59:48):
I gave it a shot, swung the stick and accidentally
sent the ball flying through apub window.
They cheered, like I meant todo.
It Bought them around to keepthings smooth.
Okay, Final thoughts.
Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Oh, yes.
What are your final thoughts?
Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
And this is a place where the past and present dance
together like old friends.
Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
Oh God, he's poetic.
Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
People got a warmth to them.
Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
And the oh God, he's poetic.
Yeah, oh Jesus, fuck Mm-hmmOkay.
Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Yeah, yeah, mm-hmm, oh, jesus Christ.
Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
And remember, always keep an eye out for banshees or
foxes masquerading as them.
Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
There we go, Dickie, Thank you for uh, thank you for
where the fuck are the viewersfrom?
From Ennis County, Clare,Ireland.
I appreciate you coming by anddoing that and talking to a
version of you live.
That doesn't quite sound right.
I'm going to have to figurethat out because I did not like
how he sounded there, but Iguarantee you I will fucking
(01:00:56):
figure that out.
Okay, Anyway, uh, two versuseight, still ongoing right now.
They did that survey thing andthey they decided people enjoy
it for some fucking reason,because people don't want to
work on gens.
Um, and they just oh, dude, Iforgot to tell you.
Also, I had a match where Iactually got to play killer.
(01:01:18):
I was death slinger, who I amgood at, and and then the other
killer was the trapper.
I got every single fucking hookin that match I had.
How many hooks can you get?
You can get what?
Technically?
24 hooks.
There were 14 hooks and theywere all me.
(01:01:39):
That trapper didn't do fuckingshit.
Next week we find a trapper whodoesn't do shit.
He couldn't down a fuckingsable if she was in the basement
for 14 hours.
It was awful.
It was a fucking nightmare of amatch.
It was one of the worst matchesI ever played and I don't
normally go into in-game chatand tell people that they need
(01:02:01):
to, like, test out a differentplay style or killer or
something.
But I had to level with thisguy.
I'm like what you're doingisn't working.
You might want to consideralternatives.
I didn't say anything violentabout him, like some idiots do,
but I did let him know, like hisstrategy, whatever it fucking
was, if that was a strategy heneeds to, he needs to do
(01:02:24):
something.
Do something, go soak your headin the toilet or something I
don't know.
Do something, Go soak your headin the toilet or something I
don't know.
Yeah, so that was my latestexperience with 2v8.
Anyway, guys, that is it forCamping them Softly for this
week.
Hope you enjoyed the sable.
Hope you enjoyed Nikki talkingabout County Claire and hurling
(01:02:45):
and COVID.
And what else did we talk about?
Bidets?
There was way too muchhappening in this episode.
By the way, find me Toxic,Teacher TTV, Send me an email,
thetoxticteacher at gmailcom Ifyou want to be on.
If you have thoughts on bidetsor COVID or Ireland or bidets in
Ireland that have COVID on them, you can write that in Jesus
(01:03:13):
Christ, Okay.
Anyway, as we always do Satan,can you see us out?
Get the fuck out of my face andwe'll be back next week.
Episode 46.
Camping them softly.
Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
Toxic, toxic, can't be, can't be.
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Speaker 1 (00:27):
Oh, it's me.
It's the Toxic Teacher here.
This is it.
This is loud as fuck and I loveit.
It is loud as shit and that'swhat we do here on Camping them
Softly.
You're here.
You are here camping themsoftly.
Hey, guys, hope everyone isdoing well.
(00:48):
The crowd is still still goingnuts and we're at episode number
.
Hey, what episode are we?
I never know, I never know, andthat's part of the, that's part
of the charm here on Campingthem Softly, it looks like we're
on episode number 45.
40 fucking five.
And we've got like two lostepisodes.
(01:09):
I think We've got one that wasan interview that didn't happen,
and then we've got another onethat was just so shitty because
I was like not feeling well butI was trying it anyway and it
was so bad I couldn't evenpublish it.
So, officially, 45,unofficially fucking 43.
I couldn't even publish it.
So, officially, 45,unofficially fucking 43.
I don't even fucking know.
So, anyway, guys, thank you forcoming.
(01:34):
This is an unofficial, extremelyunofficial, debt by Daylight
podcast.
If you are a fan, if you wantto find me, you can find me on
Twitch, youtube, all of thatstuff, toxic Teacher TTV except
on YouTube, I'm the ToxicTeacher.
If you want to be on the show,or you want to argue, or you can
(01:55):
send it to campingthemsoftly atgmailcom.
What in the hell is this crap?
And I acknowledge.
I want to acknowledge.
First, I apologize for the audioissues.
(02:17):
Last week I had changed somesettings on my microphone and I
am still this is not easy, fuckJesus Christ, getting this shit
down.
So I want to apologize for that.
Hopefully today it's a littlebit better.
The microphone should sound alittle bit better most of the
(02:37):
time.
I've noticed if I hit it like acertain way, it like the volume
goes through the roof.
Notice, right there.
You see, but you have to, youhave to like hit it just right
all the time for it to soundlike that, which I don't like.
I go in and out, so that's partof the problem.
Anyway, guys, we've got a notthe most exciting week because
(03:04):
we are in a content lull in Deadby Daylight.
Hopefully you know that we arein a content lull this time of
the year and let's talk aboutthis lull and what it means.
You know, a lot of times,whenever there's a kind of a
lack of excitement in Dead byDaylight, that can impact the
(03:26):
player base and sometimes itdoesn't impact it in terms of
the amount of players, but itdoes impact kind of the
conversations going on.
It impacts the excitementaround the game and I think
we're kind of in that right now,even though they've announced
(03:49):
this QOL, even though they'veannounced Five Nights at
Freddy's and they've announcedthe Boulay Brothers, which I
don't even know and I noticed Ijust on the mic, I just got that
I hit the mic just right and itlike that.
So I'm going to try not to dothat again and I think I
(04:10):
might've just done it anyway.
So we've got all thesedifferent things that are
happening, but it's nothinghappening that's to make you so
excited that you've just you sayI've got to play Dead by
Daylight, and part of that to me, I think we've always had the
(04:30):
issue with people, not with thelack of excitement.
I noticed the microphone did itagain, fuck.
So anyway, we've had an issuewith a lot of people.
There's a lot of toxicity in thegame which is all survivor
sided.
It's always directed at killermains.
Killer mains, by definition,cannot be Toxic.
(04:53):
We just can't do it.
We don't know how.
It's not in our DNA to be toxic.
People like the, like thesurvivor mains, are we?
Just, we don't have thatcapability, do we?
What my sound didn't play?
There we go.
That's what I like.
Yeah, there we go, so, anyway.
(05:17):
So, because of this lull, youknow, like I did a shorter
episode last week and what wasfunny is that episode.
I was like is this going to do?
Is it going to do a lot better,given the fact that it's
shorter?
No, like the other one, the onebefore did better.
So what the fuck is happeninghere?
(05:39):
I don't know.
Okay, so let's forget aboutthat.
As far as the amount of playersgo, you know we're talking about
the amount of players.
Is that affecting the?
I'm trying to move my fuckingmicrophone.
I can't even get it to moveright.
There we go.
I think that might be a littlebit better.
So we've got in February 2025,the average amount of players is
(06:04):
35,637.
So remember 35,000.
In January we had 30,000.
In December we had 31.
In November, 38.
And then back in October, rightbecause of Halloween, we had
39,000.
So we're hovering right aroundthere.
(06:27):
In the summer we were in the40s, but now we're at about 35.
So if that gives you an idea ofwhere the game is, it has these
constant lulls and if we lookback let's look back one year,
two year, three years and seewhere DBD is at.
So, if we look dead by daylight, in February of last year was
(06:50):
it 32,000.
Two years ago, in February, itwas at hang on, I'm trying to
find it it was at 32.
And then, if we go back to 2022, in February, it was at 36.
So, a thousand more than rightnow.
And then if we go back even to2021, it was 35.
It was the exact, the exact,fucking same.
(07:13):
Okay.
So, and then if we go back to2020, which, remember, this was
right before COVID.
Right, remember, covid was inMarch of 2020 was whenever
everything shut down.
I remember I was telling mystudents is like we're not
coming back.
You know that, right, like weare not, all the other teachers
(07:33):
were like, oh, it's going to befine, it'll be two weeks.
Remember, that's what everybodysaid.
It was going to be two weeks.
And then we would all come backand everything would be back to
normal and we wouldn't need tolike hoard toilet paper.
So I've got to.
I'm going off topic here, butwe show in 2020 that we were at.
(07:55):
What did I say we were at inFebruary 2020?
We were at 23,000.
We were actually 15,000 or12,000 fewer than we are right
now, but ever since COVID it'skind of hovered around the same.
And then, if you look pre-COVID, those numbers were less.
We were in the 15,000, 16,000,17,000.
(08:19):
But what I wanted to tell you isthat, you know, I was a
geography teacher.
The toxic teacher does stupid.
So we had an activity, becauseI was a geography teacher and I
wanted the students to actuallythink about, um, think about how
these diseases spread and,geographically, what does this
(08:40):
even fucking mean?
Right?
So what we did was we took,whenever the, whenever the virus
was still in china, we weretracking it using like disease
statistics that you would findonline, like the number of cases
right in china, and they wouldmap it out.
We brought in a map every day.
(09:01):
I was like guys, get out yourmaps, we're gonna look at the
virus statistics today.
So, anyway, they start, they'retracking this and they're
writing down the numbers.
And I'm saying, okay, do youguys see anything?
Right, as these numbers change,what are you seeing?
We're playing the part of theworld health organization, okay,
which of which the UnitedStates is no longer a part,
(09:24):
because we've got a fucking shitass president no, that's the
wrong one, that was the, thatwas the nice one.
Yes, we've got a fucking shitass president, that doesn't
understand.
We're going to have to need, weare going to need other
countries at some point in thefuture.
Do something, fuck, okay anyway.
(09:50):
So they start looking andthey're starting to see a
pattern.
They say, well, china, it'sgetting out of control, it's
fucking, it's like wildfire.
These numbers aren't just goingup like linear, these are going
up exponential, because oneperson affects 10, affects 12,
affects 15, 20, 30, 40, 50,whatever.
And they see it gets over toEurope, it's spreading
(10:11):
throughout Asia, getting intoJapan and Korea, and blah, blah,
blah.
And so I say, based on that,based on what you're seeing,
what is going to happen next?
And they said if the US getsone, two, five cases, it's over,
like that's it.
And I said you very well couldbe right.
(10:32):
More than likely you are right.
So, just like we had talkedabout, we get five, 10, 20, 30,
50, 100.
The next day, we're at 4,000.
Next day, we're at 8,000, 12,20, 50,000.
And what did they say?
What did my students say?
They say this is it.
We're just like China.
At this point, you cannot stopthis shit.
(10:54):
And I said you guys are right.
And then they announced onspring break, in March of 2020,
they announced we're not comingback to school for two weeks.
And I said what do you guysthink?
And they said we're not goingto come back for God knows how
long.
Because look at what'shappening in China, look at what
happened in Japan, look whatwas going on in Europe and why
(11:15):
would we think that we're anyfucking different than anyone
else?
And that's part of the problemis America thinks they're so
much different, they're sodifferent, so much different.
What the fuck am I saying?
They think they're so differentand we're so much better.
And you know, I make jokes likewell, no, I'm half joking that
(11:37):
we are better than the UK and weare better than France.
That's like just, you know,that's, that's factual
information.
And but the thing is, weweren't going to stop the
fucking virus.
Not, we tried, but then peoplewouldn't listen to fucking
directions.
(11:57):
And this just shows humanityright here, by the way, I know
I'm going way off topic, butthis just shows humanity the
fact that a virus is killingpeople and we still want to go
out to fucking eat because we'refat and stupid and we can.
We don't understand the conceptof caring about other people
and saying you know what myactions might actually kill
(12:18):
someone else, but I want to gowherever I fucking want to go,
and if that kills somebody else,so be it Right.
It's fucking stupid, and thatwas the COVID experience for the
US.
And you might be askingyourself how do we get to this?
How do we get to this in DBD?
(12:40):
Oh, we were talking aboutplayer numbers, right?
So COVID probably didn't havean active effect on DBD, but a
lot of people were staying home,right, and so that obviously
helped the numbers, becausepeople are staying home, people
are going to see.
Notice, I'm hitting the mic thatright way, right there.
(13:02):
Oh, that's that sweet spotwhich I can never hit.
There we go.
You notice I'm hitting it now,but what I do is I oh, oh god,
that's loud as fuck.
Um, no, what I was saying wasuh, see, I can't hit it again.
I'm, I'm all over the place.
You have to.
You have to lean into it.
(13:22):
See, I'm leaning back and thenI'm going to lean.
Oh see, I'm hitting it again.
I can't even tell you whatangle it has to fucking be at to
get that noise.
This is fucking stupid, okay,anyway.
So what I want to do is I wantto ask Nikki for better or worse
.
We have a co-host here, by theway, guys.
We have Nicky Ai Dente.
(13:44):
He's an AI co-host, littlemafioso from Little Italy.
He is the vice don of theSociety of fucking Meatballs and
Maury's or something like that.
I can't even remember his gangname or his legitimate business
name name.
(14:12):
Hey, nikki.
On the podcast we're talkingabout DBD and what happened to
the player numbers when COVIDhit.
I want to know what COVID waslike for you all.
Did you ever catch it?
Did you play more or less DVD?
Oh good, this is going to beoffensive.
(14:33):
By the way, if you are easilyoffended, I would suggest you
probably just leave the podcastnow.
You probably just leave thepodcast now.
And did you play more or lessDVD, did you ever?
What happened to the family?
Okay, there we go.
Oh, this is going to be awful.
(14:56):
Okay, hang on, we're almostthere.
Oh, jesus Christ, he's talkingabout it right now.
Uh, okay, number one he says henever caught it, which is
probably a fucking lie.
He is a known liar and I thinkI I think I commanded him to lie
like that.
That's an actual thing.
(15:17):
And, by the way, there's athing where I can live.
Talk to Nikki, but he doesn'tsound quite right.
There's a website I'm on.
They actually, they actuallydid that.
So, anyway, covid, let's goback to COVID real quick.
The best thing that everhappened during COVID was, uh,
that I bought a bidet and I didnot need toilet paper.
(15:38):
That's what a bidet and I didnot need toilet paper what in
the hell is this crap.
That's what a bidet says rightthere.
Oh Jesus, what in the hell isthis crap?
Yeah, that's exactly what itsays.
Nikki has a lot to fucking say.
He's still talking about DBD,okay, or still talking about
COVID.
What the fuck am I even talkingabout here?
(15:58):
All right, here we go, nikki.
What happened with COVID andyou?
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Yo, covid was a wild fucking time for the family, was
it?
Let me tell you, it was like aforced house arrest, but instead
of getting pinched by the feds,it was some microscopic fucking
virus knocking at the door.
Yeah, Did I catch it, nah youdidn't, I ain't never caught it.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Okay, he says he never caught it.
I highly highly doubt thisfucking shit.
There we go, we've got the moodmusic.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
You think some two-bit virus is going to take
down Nicky Noodle Arms.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Dente Fuck about it my immune system is built
different.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Fortified by generations of garlic red wine.
Jesus christ, on a marinara'ssecret sauce okay, that shit's
got medicinal properties.
I swear uh, yeah, right even ifI did catch it, I'd never admit
it.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
See, I told you for business I told you what
happened to the family.
Okay, so the net.
So what happened to your family, nikki?
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Family, so bam show some respect.
Had to adapt, you know.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
At first we figured aye lockdown means more DVD.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
It does mean more DVD , and that's actually when I
started.
I started streaming veryshortly before COVID, before
those lockdowns, and that waswhat really got me going is
there was nothing else to do.
All right, so what happened tothe family?
Speaker 4 (17:27):
For respect being enforced right.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Right, right Nikki, but now what?
Speaker 4 (17:33):
Turns out, all these amateur survivor mains flooded
the servers.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Oh God.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
Acting like they own the place.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Yeah, they do.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
That's what they do.
Few times got longer, mm-hmm.
When the SWFs got worse.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yes, they always do.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
BHVR was out here pumping out updates, like a chef
who forgot to preheat the oven.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Hey, that's actually a good way to think about it.
Whenever they pump out theseupdates, they come out
half-baked, they're not totallydone and yeah, that's okay.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
No, he started DC-ing even more than usual.
Big ZD started DC-ing, said thestress was bad for his heart.
I think he's the fat one, butwe all know it was because he
got hit with a well-coordinatedflashlight, say.
Mama Marinara started droppingin on Discord voice chats more,
making sure none of us weredisrespecting the culture by
playing you can't disrespect theguy was convinced the virus was
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part of an anti-italianconspiracy.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Okay, that sounds like.
He sounded like a trumpsupporter saying that the virus
is part of an anti-italianconspiracy after he saw some
british scientists on tv, did Iplay more or less DBD?
Yes, Did you play more or less?
I played more.
I think I got into it in 2019.
So that was 2020, was likethat's whenever I was really,
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really getting into it.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Listen.
At first I was putting in work.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Were you.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Trials all day.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Enforcing basement law.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Oh yeah, you got it Making sure survivors showed
proper respect.
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
But after a while.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
What.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Man, the game got soft.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
It did.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
All these lockdown kids thinking they were tough
because they learned how to 360in their little quarantine
bubble.
And BHVR, yeah, they wascatering to them.
They always do.
Making survivor buffs, yeah.
Killer nerfs, yeah, okay.
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Oh, he did.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
What.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
Okay, this is new oh.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Jesus.
Okay, you have to.
Oh Jesus, okay, oh Jesus.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
So okay, so he's coaching Ghostface Mains and
accepting Steam gift cards.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Jesus.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
What'd you tell him?
Tracking down on toxic behavior?
I told him What'd you tell himI ain't toxic, I'm traditional.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I'm not toxic, I'm traditional.
I like that.
That's going to be a quote.
I'm not being toxic, I'm beingtraditional.
These are traditional values.
We are a values-based podcasthere, the traditional family
values podcast of DBD, where wecamp and tunnel.
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That's a tradition now, becausenobody does it anymore, because
, guess what, you can't fuckingdo it.
And now, with these quality oflife updates, you're not even
going to be able to.
You're not going to be able toslug anymore, so they're going
to take that away.
What can we even do?
What's a new thing?
Going to be so okay, nikki,when the lockdowns ended, what
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happened?
Speaker 4 (20:51):
Fallout.
When lockdowns ended, thestreets of DBD weren't the same.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
You're right, the survivors got too old.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
the killers got too soft and somehow, somehow, Earl
fucking Ray used the pandemic togain more influence.
Oh God, no, Earl Gray hestarted hosting Tea Time with
Survivors, preaching honor amongplayers and pushing some
bullshit narrative aboutrespectful fair trial.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Oh God, no, you know what happened.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
The Tea Time Terrorist Squad grew in numbers?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Oh, we don't know.
Okay, that's Earl Gray.
By the way, those of you guyswho don't know, earl Grey is the
made-up fucking rival to NickyDente and he's British, which is
one of the worst things youcould be, and we're going to
have a British interview hereshortly.
I don't know how Nicky's goingto take that, but yeah, so
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anyway, the Tea terror squad isis fucking.
Uh, what do you call them?
What do we call them?
Swifts, gangs, guilds?
Speaker 4 (21:46):
I don't know this was a dark time, my friend yeah, it
was real dark time.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
It was the lockdowns were a dark time something else.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
The family survived, but it changed the game forever
now I'm still out here fightingthe good fight.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
I am too.
We both are Trying to restoreorder.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Yes, yes, let me tell you, yes, what Survivors.
They ain't ready for thepost-pandemic era of respect
enforcement.
Yes, nikki.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Yes, fuck, you're right, right.
Yes, nikki says it, you'reright, right, yes, nikki says it
.
The post-pandemic era ofrespect enforcement is coming to
DBD and you're going to fuckinglike it every last one of you,
sons of bitches.
All right, that's enough forCOVID.
Why are we even talking aboutthat?
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We're 21 minutes in.
We haven't done shit yet on DBD, because there nothing we can
even fucking talk about withthis game.
So, anyway, a couple of weeksago we talked about, we had a
talk that we went on a deep diveof Meg Thomas and what Meg
Thomas is about.
(22:55):
We're going to pick a survivorand we're going to just talk
shit about this survivor.
We're going to go through theirlore with what little I know.
I did my research, and by doingresearch I meant I had AI do the
research for me, and so we'regoing to go over that.
I even want to have a song made, and remember we had three
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options for survivors to pickfrom.
We had Nia, we had David Tappand we had Sable everybody's
least favorite fucking survivorand, as far as I know, still the
reigning most annoying fuckingsurvivor main in the game.
(23:39):
Make a shitty uh rap song, uh80.
Or make an a make a retro 80srap song about the survivor
sable ward in, dead by daylight.
But but keep in mind I'm akiller main and she's annoying
(24:04):
as fuck.
Here is her lore forinformation boink, and then I'm
gonna paste that in and uh,there we go.
So we'll see.
We'll see what they come upwith for a song.
We need to have a song here forfucking Sable, fucking Ward.
And where's my angry?
Yeah, there we go.
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And I don't know if you guyshave noticed, but I was playing
2v8.
I was playing 2v8.
Shut the fuck up.
I was playing 2v8 and I sawsomething I never thought I
would see.
Okay, you know, 2v8 is afucking nightmare.
It is, it always has been andit always will be the biggest
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nightmare that you could everfucking hope to be a part of.
Anyway, there was a Sable.
I was playing Survivor becausethat's all I can fucking play,
because there's, there's youcan't even get into a queue is
killer, especially if you'restreaming, because then you got
so much fucking downtime.
It's ridiculous anyway.
So, playing against Legionwhich everybody you know how we
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feel about dealing with Legion,but this Sable gets hooked, you
know I I say hooked just becausethat's the easiest thing to say
.
I know it's a fucking cage, butthey get hooked, they get off
the hook, they get hit right, sothey're in the deep wound
status, so they're going to haveto mend.
They run off, they startself-mending, right.
(25:36):
I show up there with a fuckingmed kit and this sable proceeds
to self-mend when I'm fuckingright there and then as soon as
she mends, she takes off,running again.
And there was no killer roundfor 17 miles.
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And that's what you have todeal with in 2v8.
You constantly have sevenpeople not working on gens,
because I'm always working ongens.
That's what I fucking do.
And it's so fucking annoyingthat the sables are consistently
, consistently, the worstplayers in Dead by Daylight.
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I swear to God, they are someof the worst, the least
strategic players I have everseen.
It is disgusting how they actin the game.
They should be ashamed.
Shame, shame, sables, shame,fucking.
This week on Camping them Softly, we talk about how fucking
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stupid sable lanes are.
Yes, tunnel them all out.
That's what I say.
Let's tunnel every singlefucking one of them.
They don't.
Oh, my god, they're just,they're a nightmare.
Um, mckayla manes are are abouta half a step up.
Um, but it's funny.
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You wouldn't think.
Like, whenever Michaela cameout, I didn't think there could,
like I wasn't thinking they'regoing to make a worse killer
than this or a worse survivorthan this.
I never would have thought that.
And guess what?
They went and did it.
Okay.
So I'm doing old schooleighties rap.
I'm doing old school 80s rap.
Uh, funky, let's do that In thename of the song.
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By the way, I have a Spotify now, the toxic teacher, if you want
to go, if you want to go, I'veonly got one song on there and
it's one of my theme songs.
Uh, basement queen ain'tickthat's the name of this one.
Basement Queen Ain't Slick.
Sable Ward, you idiot.
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That's what I'm adding that onthere, sable Ward, you idiot.
Okay, so let's get this songmade and that'll be the intro
for our segment here.
Let's get this song made andthat'll be the intro for our for
our segment here.
And then I'm, I'm I'm actuallydoing a couple of things in the
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background while it's working onthis.
Uh, hang on.
Uh, nikki, I want you to uh talkabout the survivor, sable Ward.
Here is her lore.
Have you dealt with anyone thatuses her?
What do you think?
Give me your professionalfamily opinion.
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Oh, does anyone in your familyuse her In your family?
Use her as a survivor?
All right, there we go.
This is going to be disgusting.
I can't wait.
All right, the song is ready.
Oh, and, by the way, leon'sbaby mama.
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Just FYI, that's one of ourviewers on Twitch.
We made a song about what uh tobe Leon's baby mama, and then
we also made a breakup songabout breaking up with Leon and
I.
Is it this one?
Um, yeah, here we go.
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Is this the good one?
Speaker 3 (29:18):
You left me with the shadows of the past.
Yeah, those infected dreams,they just don't last.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Running from the fear , yeah, and the broken glass.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Uh-huh, love and bullets fly through the misty
night.
Your heart's.
In Raccoon City, I'm stuck withyour baby.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Yes, yes, the darkness in your eyes is a
terrible sight.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Is that a thing?
Oh yeah, what the fuck is this?
This isn't the one.
No, this is the one here.
It was a sudden fling.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
We met on.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Lover's Lane.
I liked that you would kill forme.
And I would die for you Now.
Kill for me and I would die foryou now.
Now I'm your baby's mama.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
I was zombie chasing out a raccoon got that sweet.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
DNA from you, jesus.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Christ.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
I don't know what's happening.
Let's be divorced.
I kept my last name, Leon.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
That makes no sense.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
I'll raise your son alone.
Showed him that.
Old footage of you.
You're a silent type with astrong jawline old footage of
you.
You're a silent type with astrong jawline.
This is awful.
Got that sweet DNA from you.
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I got that sweet fucking DNA.
Like that's disgusting, okay.
So, anyway, that's Leon's,leon's baby mama.
I will send you those songs.
You will get the MP3 files forthose songs, uh, and if you want
your own theme song, let meknow.
Uh, toxic teacher TTV or thetoxic teacher at gmailcom, go
(31:24):
ahead and send me an email.
So, anyway, we've got our.
Uh, we've got our song hereabout Sable.
Let me see, killer on the hunt.
I ain't here to play nice, butevery damn trial got a deal with
this life.
Sable in the basement crawlinglike a freak, weak little God
thinking she's unique.
Oh, jesus Christ, I got.
I've got to read this wholesong, because some of the songs
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have been flat out offensive.
Because some of the songs havebeen flat out offensive.
Should have stayed servinglattes.
Now you got to go.
Does she serve lattes?
I don't even know.
Okay, I'm going to play.
This will be our intro song,though.
This is our intro.
Here we go.
Oh, yeah, this is awesome.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Uh-huh Killer on the hunt.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
I ain't here to play nice, but every damn tribe got
to deal with this life.
Settle in the basement, crawllike a freak, wicked little cop,
thinkin' she's me, yes, Rubbin'nods.
You livin' underground like abasement rat.
Never make it a sound.
Moonstone Cafe man.
This ain't no show should'vestayed servin' lattes.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Now you gotta go.
We the spiders what you tryin'to do.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
I'm ripp.
Oh yeah, yes, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Yes, dude, this is badass.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Oh yeah, yes, yes, trying to juke.
Oh yeah, oh.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Dude, this is amazing .
You have to admit, this song isbadass.
Look at her.
She really thought she had aplan we tunneling today.
Damn, oh shit.
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This is unbelievable.
This is going on the Spotifyplaylist.
I'm sorry, it's too good.
It is way too good not to go onSpotify.
You can expect to see this uplike soon, like soon, soon soon.
Oh, I love it.
I love it.
I'm going to have to put acomment on this.
(33:59):
Putting this shit on Spotify.
Dude, it's even got a cool likelittle outro there.
All right, I put putting thisshit on Spotify.
That's it.
Wait, this is still.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
This is still the same song.
Yeah, yes, see you next time.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Damn, we got like a breakdown moment.
What the fuck is this?
This is an epic.
It's becoming epic, and I loveit, oh shit.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Oh what the fuck.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Oh, look at her.
She really thought she had aplan.
Dude, this song is too good.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Uh, uh, now you're wailing and crying for Michaela.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
But this ain't no fairy tale, Dude.
This song is too good.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Damn dude.
It like went back, Shit Boom.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Dude, this shit is, oh my God, it's thoroughly good.
This is fucking crazy.
I think that's it.
Wait, no, it's still not over.
We got like 10 seconds, 15seconds.
What the fuck?
Is there an act three?
Or it's like the outro.
It's like November rain.
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It's like a Guns N' Rosesfucking thing here.
Oh, guns N' Roses, no, whatLive darling Nikkiy?
Oh wait, no, that's prince.
What the fuck am I doing?
What in the hell is this crap?
Okay, anyway, so we're back.
Sable ward, the worst fuckingsurvivor in dead by daylight.
Let me, let me go here with uh,with um, with like Sable and
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what she's all about.
Are you ready for this shit?
So, sable, here's her backstory.
So she's known for her gothicdemeanor and deep fascination
for the macabre, which plays asignificant role in her lore.
Okay, she was raised inGreenville.
I don't know if that'sGreenville, texas or Greenville,
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north Carolina, but she wasraised in Greenville.
I don't know if that'sGreenville, texas or Greenville,
north Carolina, but she wasraised in Greenville.
She always felt like an outcastfrom her family, probably
because she was terrible.
She was a goth in Greenville,north Carolina.
Unlike her peers, she foundcomfort in horror, insects,
reptiles of the supernatural.
Sounds like half the fuckingDVD players out there.
(36:30):
No fucking offense, but it'sjust.
She sounds like everybody onDVD Twitter.
Her fascination with the darkand unknown deepened when she
met none other than MichaelaReed.
Yes, next time on fucking SableWard's a fucking idiot.
She meets Michaela Reed.
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Yes, next time on fuckingSablewards a fucking idiot.
She meets Michaela Reed, whoapparently is not friends or
there's like a frenemy thing orsomething like that.
I don't know.
Anyway so the two the two formeda close bond and worked
together at the Moonstone Cafewhere they explored urban
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legends, supernatural storiesand magic.
We couldn't do magic.
We couldn't even talk aboutmagic.
Growing up, I was a SouthernBaptist.
We would go to hell, just likethe Catholics and Mormons and
Muslims.
Everybody went to hell, but us.
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We were the only ones.
I was like, hey, are thesepeople going to hell?
Yes, they are.
Well, what about these people?
What about the gay people?
All of them, all of them,except for us.
Unless you drink or dance orplay cards, then you're going to
hell too.
So everybody's going to hell.
There's like four people goingto heaven at this point.
Gotcha bitch fatality.
So anyway, sorry about that,that's off topic anyway, uh,
(37:59):
okay.
So sable also hosted a shortwaveradio show in just those of you
fyi, shortwave radio shows.
That was podcast before podcast.
It was like a radio podcastwhich is basically a radio
fucking show.
So she discussed all the eeriephenomena and conspiracies and
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she probably became MAGA at somepoint talking about pizza gate
and bullshit like that.
So anyway, that's Sable, okay.
So she's best friends withfucking Michaela and they're.
They they're on a radio showand they work at a fucking
coffee shop making lattes.
So that's where the song evensaid I think the song lyrics,
some of the song lyrics wereabout lattes.
(38:41):
Where does it say it actuallymentioned it?
How is it so good?
How, how am I so good at doingthis?
Where, where does does it sayit said something about the
lattes like go back and makeyour fucking drinks, or
something like that.
Oh, moonstone cafe, man, thisain't no show.
Should have stayed servinglattes.
Now you gotta go.
Okay, man, this is perfect.
(39:02):
This is fucking perfect.
Okay.
So sable and mckayla makinglattes.
Her fateful journey in theentity's realm was triggered
during the Moonstone annualHalloween festival, where she
encouraged Michaela to perform ahorror story about the unknown.
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Do you know?
Do you know the unknown?
That's that killer, right,that's the one killer that
throws the grenades.
Anyway, mid-performance,mid-performance.
Mikayla mysteriously vanishedinto the black fog.
Determined to find her missingfriend Sable stepped into the
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unknown herself, willinglyembracing the darkness that
awaited her.
Oh god, now that's.
That's the fucking thing withwith sable, and she's terrible,
the only okay.
So what about her relationship?
(40:05):
Who had a relationship?
Who is she related to in thegame?
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
So it says right here the only confirmed relationship
in Sable's lore is her deepfriendship with Michaela Reed.
Their connection is central toher story, as her entire reason
for entering the entity's realmis to find Michaela, who
disappeared into the fog.
That's got to be the worstthing ever.
Is you have this friend whogets it like you're like, oh
(40:37):
okay, I'm gonna find you, andthen you have to endure it an
eternity of toxic fuckingbehavior while your friends
complain about the killers andyou become a complete like idiot
who like, kills himself on hookhalf the time and can't loop
worth a fuck next week oncamping.
(40:58):
That was, awfully we talkingabout how sable can't loop, what
the fuck?
Yeah, so that's that.
Okay.
Where were we again, dude?
Did I just lose it?
Did I just lose the fucking?
(41:19):
I just lost the fucking thing.
I clicked it and I lost it.
What?
Oh?
No, there it is, there it is.
Oh, fucking, thank God.
Okay.
So here are the conspiracies.
Are you ready for someconspiracies about Sable, which
is fucking silly?
But here they are, okay.
So some fans, some fansspeculate that the creature
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referenced in Michaela's horrorstory, the Unknown, is the same
same.
That's not a fucking conspiracytheory.
That's got to be the samefucking thing, okay.
Well, um, it also says herradio show.
Uh, it hints at a deeperconnection to the entity and
potential future lore reveals.
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I don't even know what thatwould fucking be like.
What?
What does a radio?
All things wicked this night, Idon't okay.
And it says genuine gothrepresentation.
While some players appreciatesable is an authentic
representation of gothicsubculture, others feel that her
lore lacks depth, portrayingher as a stereotypical, edgy
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character rather than a nuancedindividual, which is exactly
true.
All of the characters in DBDare pretty much like that.
They're just one, pretty muchone-sided.
They've got maybe a thing hereand there, like Meg with her mom
and dying mom and all thatbullshit or something.
Dying dad, dying mom, I can'teven remember.
So that is Sable for you.
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All of her perks revolve aroundher being in the basement,
which reinforces the idea she isdrawn to the darkest corners of
the game world, bothfiguratively and literally.
Oh, jesus Christ, that's SableWard for you.
And I was very unimpressed withSable Ward.
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Um, I don't know if you guyshave the same experience with
Sable mains as me, but I.
There's just nothing good.
Nothing good comes from being aSable main.
And if you're, if you face aSable main, if you see a Sable
main with those fucking batwings, you know it's going to be
even worse.
Okay, it's just like even lessin terms of strategic presence
(43:38):
in the game.
Nikki, what do you fuckingthink about Sable Ward?
Because we all know what Ithink.
She's terrible.
She's, oh yes.
Speaker 4 (43:48):
You see Sable Ward?
Huh yes, interesting case.
Okay, she's.
Oh yes, you see Sable Ward, huhyes, interesting case.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Okay, real interesting, is it?
Speaker 4 (43:52):
My professional opinion on this gothic ghoul.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (43:55):
First off, you got to respect anyone who willingly
steps into the entity's realm.
No, no, we don't.
Most of these jabronis getdragged in kicking and screaming
.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
Jabroni but this one damn nikki chose each other's
life.
Speaker 4 (44:12):
She said yeah, let me just walk into this hellscape
for my bestie no, that's someride or die shit right, no, no
almost admirable yeah, almost,it is almost get.
To her actual perks.
And what the fuck is thisbasement obsession?
This chick is spending way toomuch time down in my office.
Oh yeah, it's, it's his office,excuse me.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (44:29):
You're out here summoning shit in the basement
like it's a fucking seance andI'm just supposed to be okay
with this.
I've been enforcing basementbest name, boss and rest.
Oh shit.
Oh shit, he's going satanic.
Everybody, that's my domain.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Oh yeah, that's your domain, Nikki.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
You marinate as in.
You sit there hooked, steepinginto full-bodied aroma of
justice, Aroma of justiceTeaching survivors how to make
deals with the entity.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (45:00):
I ain't about that life.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
I'm not either.
Speaker 4 (45:02):
That's killer business.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
Yes, it is.
That's our business ball.
No, they don't.
You know what happens to peoplewho try to cut deals with the
dawn.
Okay, so the entity is the dawnnow, by the way, we don't call
him the entity.
Speaker 4 (45:22):
He's the dawn.
Oh geez, fuck it.
Hey, there we go.
We gotta have this respect.
They disappear yes, they do,nikki, yeah her perks and how
they interfere with familybusiness invocation okay,
weaving spiders yeah, yes, theydo.
Nikki, yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Okay, yeah, weaving spiders, okay.
Speaker 4 (45:38):
Yeah, she does.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
Yeah, and you know that's the perk where they do
the fucking seance down.
There is the first one of thoseseance perks.
Speaker 4 (45:48):
Tori Kane had the other one later.
Yeah, it's terrible.
Dumbass trade is this?
It's terrible.
This is like trading a Ferrarifor a fucking Vespa.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
You're goddamn right, it is.
Speaker 4 (45:56):
And involves other survivors helping her.
Oh, so now we got basementstudy groups.
What is this?
A goddamn occult book clubDrinking Joe Wall, what, shush,
what?
Speaker 1 (46:08):
Shush.
I don't know what he's doing.
What's happening?
Nikki, come back to me, comeback to me.
Speaker 4 (46:14):
Nikki Can self-heal in the basement without a med
kit.
Bitch, I run the basement, youdon't just heal yourself where I
do my best work.
That's like walking into apizzeria and starting your own
alternative dough-making process.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
In the back.
He was talking about strengthin the shadows, where she can
self-heal in the basement.
He said, bitch, I run thebasement, disrespectful.
Yes she is Okay wicked.
Speaker 4 (46:34):
Oh, she can unhook herself in the basement at will.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
Yeah, she can.
So let me get this straight,uh-huh.
Speaker 4 (46:38):
I put her in the basement.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
The sacred grounds.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
Oh yeah, the place of honor and tradition.
It sure is no, no yeah.
They should You're goddamnstraight yeah.
Yeah, I asked, remember, Iasked Does anyone ever use her
(47:02):
whenever they play?
Speaker 4 (47:02):
Survivor basement.
Independence, self-reliance, norespect for the family
structure.
Nah, we don't play that.
That said the mouse.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
Marco pepperoni tried her out once I don't know who
marco pepperoni is.
He's making up fucking familymembers every single time we
talk.
He's got seven billion familymembers.
Speaker 4 (47:25):
You know what happened.
What happened?
He got a flashlight savedmid-invocation and was never
seen again.
That motherfucker just vanished.
What One day he wasexperimenting with alternative
strategies.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (47:38):
And the next he was just gone.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (47:41):
We assume he's still crawling somewhere in the game
trying to get up the stairs.
Nobody else in Saban istouching her.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
Okay, good, good, we got value.
Speaker 4 (47:49):
Yes, basement loyalty is the corner.
Nobody else in Saban istouching her.
Okay, good, good, we got value.
Yes, basement loyalty is thecornerstone of proper killer
gameplay.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
You're goddamn right.
Speaker 4 (47:55):
We ain't gonna encourage survivors who wanna
play Goddamn witches in mychurch.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Yes, it's your church .
Final judgment.
Speaker 4 (48:02):
Respect or disrespect .
Speaker 3 (48:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (48:05):
Sable Ward is a menace.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (48:06):
She brings dark energy to my domain and disrupts
the sanctity of the basement,like the sanctity of marriage I
spent years perfecting the artof basement justice.
Uncle Naki even wrote the Bookof Hooks A Killer's Guide to
Respect.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Oh jeez, there's a book.
Speaker 4 (48:22):
BHVR.
Just let some goth kid waltz inand turn it into a fucking
occult themed work from homespace Not on my watch.
I see her in my trial.
She goes in the basement twiceyes, first time's business.
Yes, second time's personal.
Yes, sable, your little spellcasting freak, get the fuck out
of my basement.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Oh, I love it.
That was the best.
Fucking Nikki, you've done itagain.
Oh Jesus, get the fuck out ofmy basement.
What did he say the first?
The first time is what, whatwas it?
The first time is fuckingsomething.
The second time is fuckingsomething else.
I got to get it First time'sbusiness.
Second time is personal.
I love that.
That's a.
That's a perfect quote.
(49:04):
Okay, that was Sable Ward.
Everybody, we're at fucking 48minutes here on Camping them
Softly and you know, we have onemore fucking segment that we
have to do and if you are newhere, we like to thank the
listeners that come by,especially the more recent
listeners, and I want to thank alot of the people, and then
(49:25):
we're going to narrow it down toa single location and we're
going to talk about thislocation.
Okay, so let me go through.
I want to thank some of thenewer listeners here and let's
see, we've got some that I'venever even.
Newark, you're always here.
Thank you for always being here.
Calistoga, hope you're stillokay.
I think the fires are almostdone.
(49:46):
Paris keeps coming back.
I don't know why.
Parsons, tennessee, you arehere.
Go to little Josh's fishfucking house or whatever it was
.
Federal Way, washington.
Is the government involved?
Is this Elon Musk listening tomy podcast?
Somebody in Federal Way islistening.
(50:07):
Let me see Perry Hall, maryland, stockholm, germany, amsterdam,
ferndale, washington.
Let me see there are some otherones here Mississauga, dublin
is back.
Thank you, dublin, for comingback.
We've got one of the funniestthis one's one of the funniest
cities to say Bangor, bangor,get it.
(50:29):
Bangor, maine, bangor.
Is it Bangor or Bangor, bangor,bangor, bangor.
We have Rome, which I did notknow.
It may be the Pope.
Well, he's not doing very well,is he?
That wasn't a good sound.
For that Latham, new York,stillwater, oklahoma.
For that Latham, new York,stillwater, oklahoma.
(50:49):
Tokyo you are back.
Montreal.
For some reason, we have Frenchpeople and we have French
Canadians now listening, ennisClaire, I don't even know where
that is, but we're going to talkabout you today, ennis Claire.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
Give me a hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
I don't know.
Nikki, Tell me about a placecalled Ennisclair.
I heard you were there.
What was it like?
What did you do for fun?
Do you have any interestingstories about locations there?
Okay, here we go.
And Ennis Claire, I do not knowwhere you are.
Speaker 3 (51:38):
Hang on let me look.
Speaker 1 (51:39):
Ennis Claire, ennis Claire.
Oh, I didn't even play the song.
I didn't even play it.
What am I doing?
I am off the chain.
Today we're not even gettingour shit in here.
Dallas, where the fuck are theviewers from?
I didn't even properly say whatthe segment is.
(52:01):
Yes, yes, muskogee, oklahoma.
Oh, my god, it's Ennis Texas.
I thought it was Ennis Claire.
No, ennis Claire, oh no, oh no,it's not Ennis Texas, it's
Ennis Claire, which is actuallyhang on, shut the fuck up.
(52:24):
Uh, brown James.
Okay, it is actually.
Ennis Clare is in the CountyClare in Ireland, which is kind
of cool, because I don't know.
We have the Dublin person.
Where, where is Dublin?
Ennis is in like a SouthernIreland.
Where's Dublin?
Is that near?
Are we talking to the guy fromLainster or fucking wherever?
(52:48):
No, dublin's.
On the other side, it's on likethe East Coast.
So we've got like an East Coast, west Coast with Enos, enos.
Is it Enos like penis or is itEnos like something else?
Okay, let's go.
Nikki, tell me about Enos Clare.
I actually want to preface thiswith some information about
Enos because I need to know.
(53:08):
That way, I feel like I'm likewhenever he's talking about,
I've got some kind of frame ofreference here.
Okay, so the?
Uh, let's see, uh it.
It has had considerable successin the Irish uh, tidy, tidy
towns competition.
I don't even know what the fuckthat is.
Um, let me see here.
(53:30):
It has an airport, shannonAirport and then it's got a
school.
How many people are in thisfucking town?
Oh, there's 27,000?
.
This is nothing.
You guys are fucking as smallas Stillwater Oklahoma.
Stillwater, fucking Oklahoma.
Okay, Nikki, tell me about this.
Fucking Ennis in the CountyClaire.
Speaker 4 (53:52):
Ennis County, claire.
Yeah, now there's a placethat's got more charm than a
made man's pinky ring.
I found myself in that neck ofthe woods a while back.
Speaker 1 (54:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (54:01):
And let me tell you it was an experience.
Speaker 1 (54:03):
What'd you do there?
The lay of the land, uh-huh.
Speaker 4 (54:06):
Ennis is the largest town in County Claire.
Oh, it is, it's pretty on theRiver Fergus Don, named Ennis.
Ennis comes from the Irish wordEnnis, meaning Ennis Island or
River Meadow.
Speaker 1 (54:19):
He says Ennis, is it Ennis?
Like I-N-I-S?
It comes from the Irish wordEnnis.
How do you pronounce that?
How do you?
Okay?
Irish pronunciation Nunciationof I-N-I-S.
Yeah, there we go.
What is the Irish how topronounce Inis, inis, penis.
(54:42):
Is it penis, inis, inis, inis.
Say it again Inis, okay, inis,okay, so it's Ennis.
Okay, ennis, okay, so it'sEnnis.
It's from Ennis, ennis is fromEnnis.
Oh, whatever, okay, keep going,nikki.
Speaker 4 (54:58):
Which makes sense considering its location.
Speaker 1 (55:00):
Yeah, Okay, it's a picturesque market town.
Oh, it is.
Speaker 4 (55:03):
Stretching back to the 13th century Ooh, when the
kings of Toman invited theFranciscans to set up a shop.
Speaker 3 (55:14):
Oh, wow.
Speaker 4 (55:14):
What did I do for fun ?
Yeah, what'd you do?
There, bitch Now you know me, Iain't exactly the sit quietly
and admire the scenery type.
Speaker 1 (55:20):
You're not.
Speaker 4 (55:21):
So I dove headfirst into what Ennis had to offer.
Speaker 1 (55:24):
Yeah, what did they have to offer?
Additional Irish music?
Oh, they got music.
Speaker 4 (55:27):
The town's alive with the sound of fiddles and oh
they got music oh Jesus Christ,yeah, ooh, oh Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1 (55:39):
Well, yeah, they're a bunch of.
Speaker 4 (55:41):
Yeah, oh, okay so.
So apparently he its own kindof soul.
Okay so, plus, the pints ofGuinness flowed smoother than a
well-planned heist.
Speaker 1 (55:51):
So apparently he's okay with the Irish.
He hates the English, but he'sokay with the Irish.
Speaker 4 (55:56):
Historical strolls.
Uh-huh Took a walk around theEnnis Friary.
Speaker 1 (56:00):
Okay, the.
Speaker 4 (56:01):
Franciscans right, those Franciscans knew how to
build.
Speaker 1 (56:05):
Oh, okay, I'll give them that.
Yeah, the Franciscans.
Speaker 4 (56:08):
Interesting story.
Yes, what's an interestingstory.
One night, after a few too manypints, I stumbled upon a local
legend about the Banshee ofEnnis, they have a Banshee.
Speaker 1 (56:18):
What the fuck is this ?
We're getting into it.
Demons and Banshees Uncampingthe next time, uncamping them
softly.
We talk about Banshees oncamping the next time.
On Camping them Softly.
We talk about Banshees.
For those of you who don't knowwhat a Banshee is, it's like a
uh, is it?
What is a Banshee and why arewe talking about Banshees on?
(56:40):
Camping them Softly Makesabsolutely no fucking sense.
We talk about COVID Banshees,sable Ward and fucking like uh,
pasta sauce and bidets.
Speaker 4 (56:51):
They say, this spirit wails before a family member
kicks the bucket.
Speaker 1 (56:58):
Okay.
So it's a woman like a spiritthat whenever you hear her
crying, that means one of yourfamily members is going to die.
Satan is very happy about this.
Speaker 4 (57:07):
Naturally, I took it upon myself to investigate.
Speaker 1 (57:09):
Oh God.
Speaker 4 (57:10):
Purely for research, yeah right.
Speaker 1 (57:11):
Ended up lost in the woods.
Oh God, yeah, right.
Speaker 4 (57:19):
Oh Jesus, what the fuck.
Speaker 1 (57:30):
What the fuck?
What is hurling match?
Speaker 4 (57:32):
What the fuck?
Another time I got roped into ahurling match.
Speaker 1 (57:33):
What is a hurling match?
Now?
Hurling ain't exactly common inItaly.
Speaker 4 (57:35):
What the fuck is hurling?
But these lads play like theirlives depend on it.
Speaker 1 (57:37):
What the fuck is hurling.
Okay, now I got to look at whatis hurling.
Hang on, give me this fuckingthing.
I'm going to try the live,nikki, and see.
I'm going to call Nikki.
Nikki, can you hear me?
You are live right now on thepodcast Camping them Softly, and
remember, you are the co-hostof Camping them Softly.
Speaker 4 (57:59):
Ayo, I hear you loud and clear.
Nikki Noodle Arms, ai Dente,executive Vice, don of Digital
Entertainment, is in the fuckinghouse, or well, on the podcast,
whatever.
Let's get this show on the roadbefore I got to go handle some
family business.
You know what's on the menu fortoday.
Teach and remind me again why Iowe you this favor.
Speaker 1 (58:15):
Okay.
So, nicky, I need your helpbecause you had mentioned on one
of the podcasts.
On this podcast you mentioned,you went to the city of fucking
Ennis in the County Clare andyou did hurling.
You were in a hurling match.
I don't know what hurling is.
Can you explain that?
Speaker 4 (58:38):
Hurling.
I fucked about it.
You never heard of hurling.
What do you think?
I just sit around eating.
Hey, watch your fucking mouth.
Teach, I'm trying to be aprofessional here.
Anyways, hurling is like it'slike.
Yeah, teach you cutting out onme.
Speaker 1 (58:51):
Yeah, sorry, man, like we're getting tell me about
hurling again.
Speaker 4 (58:56):
I apologize for interrupting you ah, you see,
kids, sometimes people forgetwho they're talking to.
You get me hurling.
Ah, it's like hockey, but ongrass and way more violent.
You got these sticks they callthem hurlies and you whack this
little leather ball.
The sleetar around trying toscore.
It's fast, it's brutal and it'show we settle disputes in the
(59:18):
old country.
I played a match once in EnnisCounty, claire.
Let's just say they weren'tready for a guy from Little
Italy on the pitch.
But listen, you want to knowmore.
You got to ask the rightquestions.
What exactly?
Speaker 1 (59:32):
are you looking to know about hurling huh?
Okay, I'm going to turn thatoff.
He sounds too different to me.
That's not really him.
It's so strange.
But now we know what hurling is.
You play it's on the grass andyou violent, hurt each other.
Okay, anyway, keep going, nicky.
Speaker 4 (59:48):
I gave it a shot, swung the stick and accidentally
sent the ball flying through apub window.
They cheered, like I meant todo.
It Bought them around to keepthings smooth.
Okay, Final thoughts.
Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Oh, yes.
What are your final thoughts?
Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
And this is a place where the past and present dance
together like old friends.
Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
Oh God, he's poetic.
Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
People got a warmth to them.
Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
And the oh God, he's poetic.
Yeah, oh Jesus, fuck Mm-hmmOkay.
Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Yeah, yeah, mm-hmm, oh, jesus Christ.
Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
And remember, always keep an eye out for banshees or
foxes masquerading as them.
Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
There we go, Dickie, Thank you for uh, thank you for
where the fuck are the viewersfrom?
From Ennis County, Clare,Ireland.
I appreciate you coming by anddoing that and talking to a
version of you live.
That doesn't quite sound right.
I'm going to have to figurethat out because I did not like
how he sounded there, but Iguarantee you I will fucking
(01:00:56):
figure that out.
Okay, Anyway, uh, two versuseight, still ongoing right now.
They did that survey thing andthey they decided people enjoy
it for some fucking reason,because people don't want to
work on gens.
Um, and they just oh, dude, Iforgot to tell you.
Also, I had a match where Iactually got to play killer.
(01:01:18):
I was death slinger, who I amgood at, and and then the other
killer was the trapper.
I got every single fucking hookin that match I had.
How many hooks can you get?
You can get what?
Technically?
24 hooks.
There were 14 hooks and theywere all me.
(01:01:39):
That trapper didn't do fuckingshit.
Next week we find a trapper whodoesn't do shit.
He couldn't down a fuckingsable if she was in the basement
for 14 hours.
It was awful.
It was a fucking nightmare of amatch.
It was one of the worst matchesI ever played and I don't
normally go into in-game chatand tell people that they need
(01:02:01):
to, like, test out a differentplay style or killer or
something.
But I had to level with thisguy.
I'm like what you're doingisn't working.
You might want to consideralternatives.
I didn't say anything violentabout him, like some idiots do,
but I did let him know, like hisstrategy, whatever it fucking
was, if that was a strategy heneeds to, he needs to do
(01:02:24):
something.
Do something, go soak your headin the toilet or something I
don't know.
Do something, Go soak your headin the toilet or something I
don't know.
Yeah, so that was my latestexperience with 2v8.
Anyway, guys, that is it forCamping them Softly for this
week.
Hope you enjoyed the sable.
Hope you enjoyed Nikki talkingabout County Claire and hurling
(01:02:45):
and COVID.
And what else did we talk about?
Bidets?
There was way too muchhappening in this episode.
By the way, find me Toxic,Teacher TTV, Send me an email,
thetoxticteacher at gmailcom Ifyou want to be on.
If you have thoughts on bidetsor COVID or Ireland or bidets in
Ireland that have COVID on them, you can write that in Jesus
(01:03:13):
Christ, Okay.
Anyway, as we always do Satan,can you see us out?
Get the fuck out of my face andwe'll be back next week.
Episode 46.
Camping them softly.
Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
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We're camping them softly.
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toxic teacher.
He's the toxic teacher, toxicteacher, toxic teacher.
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toxic teacher, toxic, toxicteacher, teacher, teacher, toxic
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