"Enjoying the simple pleasures of a classic cheese pizza. Let's slice into some laughs! After each joke, you’ve got five seconds to cheese the right answer. Keep listening until the end for today's cheesy riddle.
1st Joke: Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
2nd Joke: What do you call a fake pizza?
3rd Joke: Why did the cheese pizza win the best pizza award?
4th Joke: Why did the hipster burn his mouth while eating his pizza?
5th Joke: What’s the difference between a good pizza joke and a bad one?
Today's Riddle: I'm not cheese, but I'm often near, On your plate, I appear clear. What am I?
That’s all for our cheesy fun. Join us tomorrow for some literary laughs on Read a Book Day!
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Episode Transcript
Why did the pizza go to school?
To get a slice of that educationpie.
Hello pizza fans and cheeselovers.
It's Oliver and Olivia, ready toserve up some fun this September
5th on the carpool chucklecontest.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:18):
Let's slice into some laughs.
After each joke, you've got fiveseconds to cheese the right
answer.
Keep listening until the end fortoday's cheesy riddle.
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (00:31):
Today we're enjoying the simple
pleasures of a classic cheesepizza.
Cheese pizza day.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:39):
ready for some laughter pie?
Shout pizza time on three.
One, two, three.
Oliver - Tickle Pick (00:52):
fantastic! You're all set for some cheesy
humor.
Here's our first pizza themedjoke of the day.
Why does the mushroom always getinvited to pizza parties?
Because they’re such a"fungi"!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:18):
What do you call a fake pizza?
A pepper"phony" pizza!
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (01:34):
Why did the cheese pizza win the best
pizza award?
Because it was"grate"!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:52):
Why did the hipster burn his mouth while
eating his pizza?
He ate it before it was cool.
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (02:11):
What’s the difference between a good
pizza joke and a bad one?
The"delivery"!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (02:29):
That's all for today's funnies, and now
for the brain teasing riddle ofthe day.
I'm not cheese, but I'm oftennear, On your plate, I appear
clear.
What am I?
Quick Riddle Recap.
(02:50):
I'm not cheese, but I'm oftennear, On your plate, I appear
clear.
What am I?
I am a tomato!
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:03):
How many cheesy laughs did you slice?
They might just name you today’sPizza Prankster!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (03:10):
Well, that's all for our cheesy fun.
Join us tomorrow for someliterary laughs on Read a Book
Day!
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:20):
So tune in every day to Carpool Chuckle
Contest on Apple Podcasts,Spotify, or wherever you look
out for smiles.
Let's turn those school runfrowns upside down.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (03:34):
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