"Enjoying and celebrating the classic chocolate milkshake. Let's shake up with some laughs! After each joke, you’ve got five seconds to blend the right answer. Keep listening until the end for today's creamy riddle.
1st Joke: Why did the farmer give his cow a pogo stick?
2nd Joke: Why did the chocolate milkshake write a book?
3rd Joke: What's a milkshake's favorite song?
4th Joke: How do milkshakes say hello?
5th Joke: What happened when the milkshake saw a ghost?
Today's Riddle: Not milkshake, but I blend and mix, Creating flavors that transfix. What am I?
That’s all for our sweet fun. Join us tomorrow for some positive humor on Positive Thinking Day!
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Episode Transcript
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake?
Hello, dessert fans and shakesippers.
It's Oliver and Olivia, ready toblend some fun this September
12th on the Carpool ChuckleContest.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:17):
Let's shake it up with some laughs.
After each joke, you've got fiveseconds to blend the right
answer.
Keep listening until the end fortoday's creamy riddle.
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (00:30):
Today we're going to enjoy and
celebrate the classic chocolatemilkshake on Chocolate Milkshake
Day.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:38):
ready to malt up some laughs?
Shout, shake time, on three.
One, two, three.
Oliver - Tickle Pick (00:52):
fantastic! You are all set for some creamy
humor.
Here's our first milkshakethemed joke of the day.
Why did the farmer give his cowa pogo stick?
Because he wanted a milkshake!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:19):
Why did the chocolate milkshake write a
book?
Because it had"thick" plots!
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (01:36):
What's a milkshake's favorite song?
"Shake, Rattle, and Roll"!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:52):
How do milkshakes say hello?
They shake hands!
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (02:09):
What happened when the milkshake saw
a ghost?
It got the chills!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (02:25):
That's all for today's funnies, and now
for the brain teasing riddle ofthe day.
Not milkshake, but I blend andmix, Creating flavors that
transfix.
What am I?
(02:46):
Quick Riddle Recap.
Not milkshake, but I blend andmix, Creating flavors that
transfix.
What am I?
I am a blender!
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:01):
How many creamy laughs did you blend?
They might just name you today’sShake Specialist!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (03:09):
That's all for our sweet fun.
Join us tomorrow for somepositive humor on Positive
Thinking Day!
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:18):
So tune in every day to Carpool Chuckle
Contest on Apple Podcasts,Spotify, or wherever you look
out for smiles.
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Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:48):
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