"Promoting discipline and the positive start of making your bed. Let's tidy up with some laughs! After each joke, you’ve got five seconds to tuck in the right answer. Keep listening until the end for today's neat riddle.
1st Joke: Why do clowns wear loud socks?
2nd Joke: Why do dragons often sleep during the day?
3rd Joke: What dinosaur makes the most noise when he is asleep?
4th Joke: If there is a king and queen-size mattress, where does the prince sleep?
5th Joke: What does the gingerbread man sleep on?
Today's Riddle: I'm not a bed, but I'm made each day, Providing rest in a simple way. What am I?
That’s all for our tidy fun. Join us tomorrow for some creamy humor on Chocolate Milkshake Day!
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Episode Transcript
Why did the bed go to military school?
To get its sheets together.
Hello, tidy tots and organizedfriends.
It's Oliver and Olivia, ready tostraighten out some fun this
September 11th on the carpoolchuckle contest.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:18):
Let's tidy up with some laughs.
After each joke, you've got fiveseconds to tuck in the right
answer.
Keep listening until the end fortoday's neat riddle.
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (00:31):
Today we're promoting discipline and
the positive start of makingyour bed on Make Your Bed Day.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:38):
ready to fluff up some laughs?
Shout Tidy Time on three.
One, two, three.
Oliver - Tickle Pick (00:51):
fantastic! You are all set for some neat
humor.
Here's our first bed themed jokeof the day.
Why do clowns wear loud socks?
To stop their feet from fallingasleep.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:17):
Why do dragons often sleep during the
day?
So they can fight"knights".
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (01:34):
What dinosaur makes the most noise
when he is asleep?
Tyrannosnorus Rex.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:52):
If there is a king and queen-size
mattress, where does the princesleep?
On the"heir" mattress!
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (02:11):
What does the gingerbread man sleep
on?
"Cookie" sheets!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (02:28):
That's all for today's funnies, and now
for the brain teasing riddle ofthe day.
I'm not a bed, but I'm made eachday, Providing rest in a simple
way.
What am I?
Quick Riddle Recap.
(02:49):
I'm not a bed, but I'm made eachday, Providing rest in a simple
way.
What am I?
I am your pillowcase!
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:03):
How many tidy laughs did you tuck in?
They might just name you today’sNeatness Ninja!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (03:10):
That's all of our bed ready fun.
Join us tomorrow for some creamyhumor on Chocolate Milkshake
Day.
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:19):
So tune in every day to Carpool Chuckle
Contest on Apple Podcasts,Spotify, or wherever you look
out for smiles.
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Olivia - Tickle Pickle (03:33):
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